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by the time

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before a studio audience.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I'm sorry, but you're wrong, dead wrong.

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I stand corrected, Mrs. Filbert. I
wasn't aware that they had safe sex

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the Depression.

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you doing?

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Oh, uh, I bought this Swiss Army knife
on the subway.

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The guy said it's a great thing to have
if you ever need anything uncorked,

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tweezed, spooned, or gutted.

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Now, if I can only get it open.

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Ralph, why would you buy a Swiss Army
knife on the subway?

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Because the gentleman who sold it to me
had a bigger knife.

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And his was open.

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surprise system is alive and living
below ground, I think it's time to call

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day. Good night, everybody.

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Good night. Oh, hey, wait, wait.

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Could you guys stick around for a little
while longer? My father's driving down

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from Binghamton. I'd really like you to
meet him.

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I mean, he should have been here by now.
I wonder what's keeping him. Well, he

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is lazy.

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Maybe at the last minute, somebody
invited him to a football game.

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Okay, Kate.

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Do you want me to drop the football game
and go to the art exhibit with you?

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Would that make you happy? Yes.

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Well, happiness isn't everything.

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Good night, everybody.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you all right? I'm
fine, I'm fine.

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Shall I have my insurance company call
your insurance company?

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I'm looking for the one -to -one club.

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Oh, you must be John's father.

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I'm Kate.

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Hi, come on in. Everybody wants to meet
you.

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Hey, look who I found. Hey, Dad.

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Hey, Moochie.

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Moochie? All right, all right.

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Shut up, Kirk.

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Dad, this is everybody.

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Everybody, this is Dad.

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Everybody!

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Hi, Dad!

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Hi, everybody.

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Oh, Phil, this is Louise.

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Hello. This is Ralph, and this is
Philbert, and Tom, and I guess you

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Kate. And I'm Kirk, Kirk Morris, best
friend to the moosh.

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Nice to meet you, Phil.

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Moochie!

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I came here for the cabinet maker show.

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Oh, you're in the cabinet business.

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Well, I own a small company. Oh, my
father's being very modest. He makes the

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best kitchen cabinets on the East Coast.

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Wow, that sounds impressive. You must
work with a lot of different tools.

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Yes, I do.

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You think you can open my knife?

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I could give it a try.

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You know, I wish you'd built the
cabinets in my kitchen. Then maybe the

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would work. What's wrong with them?

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Oh, you know, some of them stick so you
can't open them. The others won't stay

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closed. Well, I'd be happy to drop by
and take a look at them, boy. Oh, no,

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no. I wouldn't want to. No, that's all
right. No trouble. Really? Oh, sure.

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Well, all right, but on one condition.

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You let me buy you dinner afterwards.

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You're on. All right, pick a night.

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How about Thursday?

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No, I have a meeting on Thursday at
school. I can't make Thursday.

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Well, just as well.

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That way you won't be able to stand us
up.

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See you Thursday.

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Now, here you go, Ralph. Wow, thanks.

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Yeah, good night, Ralph. Good night. See
ya.

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Wow. Now I know something the Swiss Army
knows.

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Never grab a knife by the corkscrew.

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Yes, Marvin, I know it's late, but
you're my dentist, and I'm in a lot of

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here.

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Yes, I'm sure the filling fell out.

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At the movies.

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I don't know, it was either a milk dud
or a gummy bear.

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Which one?

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Uh, the blue one.

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No, the tooth is not blue, Marvin.

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It's gonna be soon.

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Touch it. Ah!

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Touch hurts, Marvin, touch hurts.

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A lot of pain from the touch.

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Air?

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Oh!

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A lot more pain from air, Marvin, a lot
more.

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Tomorrow, why can't you see me tonight,
Marvin?

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Marvin, you're supposed to be a healer,
a man of compassion.

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You took an oath, remember?

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Oh.

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Well, can't you go to your slumlord
meeting on another night?

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Thanks a lot, Marvin.

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Next time he tells me to spit, I'm not
going to do it.

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Remind me before I leave to fix the legs
on your dresser.

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I'm too old to be kneeling to tie a tie.

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What are you getting so dressed up for?
You just gotta fix Kate's cabinets.

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Well, I believe the young lady said
something about dinner.

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But you're treating it like a date, Dad.

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Well, Moochie, when a single man like me
has dinner with a beautiful woman like

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Kate, it is a date. No, no, I mean
you're treating it like a date date.

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Hey, I'm not stepping on any toes here,
am I? I mean, you and Kate, they are...

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No, no, of course not. No, no, we're
just buddies.

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Oh.

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Okay, okay. One night we had...

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Kind of a thing.

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We had a little too much to drink and
one thing led to another. We had sort of

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fling thing.

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It's over now.

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Yeah, like I said, we're just buddies.

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I think I'll go with a striped tie.

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Now wait, Dad.

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You know, you don't understand.

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Kate's mad at me because I went back and
some plans we made.

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She's just inviting you because she
wants to get back at me, that's all.

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I just don't want you to be
disappointed. You know, I'm not going to

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disappointed because I have no
expectations.

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I'm going to fix the cabinets, and then
I'll have dinner with her.

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She's a nice girl. She'll be very
pleasant.

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All right?

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All right, you relax.

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Have a nice time. I hope your tooth is
better. Thank you.

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No tie.

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It's sexier.

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We have to talk.

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We have to what? Talk, talk.

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Oh, talk.

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What's wrong with your mouth?

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Oh, you came back from the dentist.

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What?

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Oh,

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oh, the dentist.

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Well, no wonder I can't understand you.
It's the Novocaine. Wait a minute.

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What?

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What's going on between you and my
father?

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I give up, John. Is that a book, movie,
or play?

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Father, father.

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Phil, Phil.

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Oh, your dad, Phil.

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Oh,

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what a terrific man. You know, we had
the best time last night. He's so

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and so witty, and he speaks so clearly.

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You just went out with my father. You
took it evil with me.

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Oh,

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even with me? Yes. Oh, oh, oh, you think
that I went out with your father just

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to get even with you for standing me up?
Thank you.

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Yo, John. Kirk.

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It's 9 .30.

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I got a hot tip on a great place to pick
up babes. Meet me at Kennedy Airport,

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Swedish Airlines, gate 35, wherever it
is.

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John, it's 10 .30. Scratch the Swedes.

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On to plan B, as in babes.

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Meet me at Penn Station, track 11.

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There's a sleeper coming in from Albany.

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Bring a lantern.

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John, me again. It's 11 .15.

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Third time's the charm.

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Meet me at Pier 38.

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There's a steamer coming in from
Guatemala.

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Dress like an immigration lawyer.

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Five after six?

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Okay, Dad.

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Where have you been all night?

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Boat eggs.

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Sorry.

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What the hell are you doing here at six
in the morning? I need a pair of shoes.

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For what?

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My feet.

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It may sound like a silly question, but
where are your shoes, John? Learn this

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lesson and learn it well.

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Never. ever fall asleep in a bus
terminal.

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Make a mental note of it.

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So, uh, you got anything in a brown?

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You got anything in a black?

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All right, brown should do.

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Where the hell is he? Oh, my father, he
went out on a date last night, didn't

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come back.

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All right, pop.

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Sounds like he still has a few bullets
left in the old musket.

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Please, huh? Just cut it out. What? Come
on, John. You should be proud of your

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old man.

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He scored his first week in town.

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Guess some apples do fall far from the
tree, huh, John?

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Come on, Kate. Pick up.

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Kate?

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He's with Kate?

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V -Kate, R -Kate, Red -Kate.

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You didn't hear that.

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Hey, John, my lips are sealed.

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Which is more than I can say for Kate.

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Kirk. I promise.

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Oh, Kirk. Hey, Phil.

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Hello, son.

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Good to see you up and around.

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Looks like we can rule out the bus
terminal.

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Goodbye, Kirk. Hey, Phil, those are nice
loafers. What size are those? Hey, come

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on. Have some sympathy for the shoeless.
Now,

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do you realize I've waited up half the
night for you? Well, why would you do

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that? Because you stayed out late and
you did not call.

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Well, men my age don't call their sons
when they go out late. I don't care what

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other men do.

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Right now, you're living in my house,
and if you want the privilege of staying

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out late, you'll call.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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words. Next time I'll call.

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Where are you going? I've got a fact.
I've got to be in Binghamton by five o

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'clock. Wait just a second. We are not
through here yet.

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John, what is it? I want to know what
you were doing out all night. I was with

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Kate. I know you were with Kate. What
were the two of you doing until six o

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'clock in the morning? I think I'm
entitled to an answer.

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Okay, okay. You are entitled to an
answer. The answer is none of your

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None of my business. I knew it. I knew
it. I thought there was nothing going on

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between you and Kate. There isn't.

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Lucy, did I ever tell you the story
about the guy with the hammer?

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Never used it once in his life.

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One day, a neighbor borrowed it.

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And all of a sudden, this guy couldn't
live without his hammer.

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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Well, that's what this thing with Kate's
all about.

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She's your hammer. Oh, Dad, get off
that. Now, if you have some problem with

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Kate, don't take it out on me.

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Dad! What?

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I'll help you pack.

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Before you go, you promised to fix the
legs on my dresser, remember?

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Oh, right.

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You got a hammer I can borrow?

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Here's a picture of my little Nigel in
the living room taking his first step.

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And here he is climbing up on a kitchen
chair for the first time.

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And here he is in the emergency room
getting his first bitch in.

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Hi, Kate.

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Well, now that everybody's here, I
suppose we can begin.

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What about John? He's not here.

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John called to say he wouldn't be coming
tonight. Something about grading

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midterm exams.

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So, who'd like to begin? Kate!

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What have you been up to lately?

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Oh, nothing much.

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Nothing much.

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Kirk, is there something you find
amusing? Perhaps you'd like to share it

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the rest of us? Well, it's just that
Kate and, um...

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Me and what, Kirk?

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Are you sure there haven't been any new
wrinkles in your love life?

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Well, what's that supposed to mean?

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Well...

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He just happened to know that you and
Phil went out on a date last night and

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that he didn't get home till six o
'clock this morning.

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So what does that tell us?

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Kate's cabinets were in really bad
shape?

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Kate, are you and June's father wrong?

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Louise!

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Was he good?

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Apparently John has done more than
enough talking already.

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Yes. People call me sensitive.

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Why did you insist on teasing Kate about
John's father? There's nothing wrong

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with an older person dating someone
younger. That's right.

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Last year I dated a man much younger
than me. We had a wonderful May

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romance.

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Isn't that May, December?

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Yes, but I lied about my age.

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Another rerun.

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Rerun.

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Kate! Come on in.

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It's men like you that make women like
me glad that there are fewer men like

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you.

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Well, we all do what we can.

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You come off deciding that you know what
your father and I did and then turning

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it into something cheap by sniggling
about it with Kirk. I did not sniggle

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anything, not with Kirk or with anyone.

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Then how come the whole community center
is talking about me and Phil?

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Oh, well, Kirk was here this morning
when my father came in.

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Oh, come on, John. No, no, no, that's
the truth. I swear it. It's the truth.

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Oh, you expect me to believe that Kirk
was here at 6 in the morning?

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What was he doing, borrowing sugar?

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No, shoes.

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I'm innocent, Kate, really. I'm
innocent.

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Well, if you're so innocent, why didn't
you show up at the group tonight?

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I had midterm exams to grade. Yeah,
goodbye, John. All right, all right.

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if you must know, I just couldn't face
you.

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I felt uncomfortable about what you and
my father did.

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All right?

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Hey, you have no idea what Phil and I
did.

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And besides, my personal life is my own
business.

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You and I are not lovers, John. We're
buddies, remember?

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Buddies don't get jealous.

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I'm not jealous.

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Well, you're sure acting like you're
jealous. I'm not jealous. No, I'm not

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jealous. You're jealous. All right, all
right, all right. Maybe I am. Ha, ha.

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Okay, I'm jealous. I don't know why, but
I'm really, really jealous.

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Well, that's stupid, John. I mean, make
up your mind. What are we? Are we

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friends or are we lovers?

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Do you want to be lovers?

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What do you want?

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Okay, John. Come on.

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Let's be lovers. Come on. Let's stop.

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What's the matter, John?

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Don't you want me? Yes. No.

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Yes. No.

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Well, which is it, John?

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Well, I guess when push comes to shove,
it's yes.

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What are you doing?

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I'm catching up. You're two buttons
ahead.

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Neither do I.

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I just want to be lovers.

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I don't know.

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So I guess we're just buddies, right?

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I guess so.

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Right. Right.

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Okay. All right.

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Well, I guess I'll see you next week,
buddy.

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Okay, next week.

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Oh, and, uh, John.

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I didn't sleep with your father.

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Hey, you didn't have to tell me that.

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I really don't care.