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Hi, honey. I'm home.

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Dear John

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is

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filmed before a live studio audience.

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So it's 1978.

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I get a call from President Nixon
himself.

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Now he wants me to fly into Moscow, poke
around.

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Find out a few things.

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This is ridiculous.

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First of all, Nixon was thrown out of
office long before 1978.

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And just because the man falls on hard
times, I'm supposed to brush him?

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Anyway, I'm in the middle of Red Square.
I turn around.

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The entire KGB is advancing on me.

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Now, my cop is waiting to whisk me to
safety. I know that.

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But before I leave, I have to do the
most difficult thing.

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I have ever had to do in all my years in
the espionage game.

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Oh, please.

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I have to bid a fond do svidaniya to the
fair Olga.

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Olga?

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Rezhnev's daughter.

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She begged me to take her with me, but I
said, I'm taken by Lady Liberty. I'm

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married to my country.

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On behalf of the country, we'd like a
divorce.

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Listen, I'm sorry I'm late.

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Earlier tonight I met this lady and
she's a little upset, so I suggested she

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come to the group.

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She's waiting in the hall.

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Well, bring her in. Sure, the more the
merrier.

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Gloria?

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Gloria, she can sit in on one of our
sessions.

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She's been recently widowed. Wonderful.

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Not that it's wonderful that your
husband died, of course.

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Please, join us.

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Yeah, go ahead.

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Now, does anyone remember where we left
off last week?

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Uh, we was talking about how women are
always ignoring Ralphie.

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I'm asking too much.

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I just love that blouse.

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Thank you.

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Now, Gloria, perhaps you'd like to tell
us a little about yourself.

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Well, Louise, actually, I told Gloria
she could just sit in on the session.

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So if anyone has anything they'd like to
talk about... No, really, I... I don't

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mind talking.

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Let's see.

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It's been six months since my husband
died.

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In the beginning, it wasn't easy.

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In fact, I had some pretty tough times.

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But I think I've turned the corner on
that.

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I told Gloria she can get some help
here, huh?

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You want to hear something really weird?

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Please.

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I mean, please.

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Feel free.

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Gloria, this is a support group. You can
say anything you want. It's all right.

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Oh, it's just that sometimes I think I
can

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feel his presence.

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Submitted for your approval.

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A young widow hunted by a specter from
the past. Kirk!

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We are trying to understand what Gloria
might be going through.

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Can you possibly show a little interest
here? Of course I can.

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So, Gloria, how'd you ruin me in croak?

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Kirk! Why?

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No, wait. I see what he's doing.

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Of course you do.

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And what would that be, Kirk?

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Go ahead, Gloria. You tell him.

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telling me that I should stop taking
myself so seriously.

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Exactly.

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I'm glad somebody's paying attention
over here.

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I think this is what I really needed.

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Well, this is remarkable.

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It appears that Kirk has blindly,
capriciously, and God knows unwittingly,

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stumbled onto what may very well be the
ideal therapy for Gloria here.

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Oh, we can't have.

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No, it doesn't seem possible.

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But what Gloria has obviously responded
to is some simple straight talk.

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I think there's a lesson in this.

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From here on, we should stop holding
back and say what's really on our minds.

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Okay.

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Here goes.

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Kate?

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Yes, Ralph?

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There's something I wanted to say to you
ever since you sat down tonight.

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Your chair's on my foot.

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Oh, great.

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Oh, this is great.

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What is it?

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It's a saltine.

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Try it with something on it. Ooh, I love
guacamole. Oh, that's salmon mousse.

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I think I'll save my appetite for
dinner.

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What are we having?

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Uh, salmon.

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Pass the saltines.

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John, I'd like to thank you for inviting
us all to your first dinner party as a

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bachelor. Oh, welcome. And I'd
especially like to thank you for not

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Kirk. Oh, but I did.

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Yeah, he's busy tonight with Gloria.

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I can't tell you how this thing sticks
in my craw.

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John, let it go. I can't help it. I feel
very responsible for Gloria.

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I mean, I'm the one that dragged her to
the one -to -one club, right? Oh, John,

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just because you let her in there like a
lamb to the slaughter... Please, Kate,

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please. I feel bad enough as it is.

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You know, he must have called me about
19 times tonight.

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What for?

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Well, first he wanted to borrow an ice
bucket, and then he wanted to know if I

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had any Sinatra records.

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But, uh, basically, the main reason for
his call was to remind me that tonight's

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the night.

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John, let's... All right, I'm sorry.

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Can we talk about something less
depressing?

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This is the best party I've ever been
to.

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Oh,

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listen, I gotta get back to my entree.
You guys keep up the party, okay?

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John, do you need any help? No, no, no,
no. You just go out and join yourselves.

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Hey, Ralph, would you get that for me,
please?

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Gosh, it just keeps getting better and
better.

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John's residence.

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John. What?

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It's for you.

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I kind of assumed that, Ralph.

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Take a message.

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Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. The whole gang is
here.

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about you.

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Unbelievable, huh?

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Another favor, right?

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Well, no, why do you want John to come
over there?

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Oh, I can't believe this. This is
ridiculous.

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I'm in the middle of making dinner here.

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He can't believe this. This is
ridiculous. He's in the middle of making

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over there. Ralph, would you hang up the
phone? But John, there's trouble.

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Hang up the phone.

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I'm hanging up the phone now.

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By the way, you're missing a great part.

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I don't care if there is trouble. I
don't care if his house is burning down.

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not going to go rushing over there just
because Kirk is in trouble. No, no, that

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was Gloria on the phone.

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So when the bell rings on the timer,
serve the salmon, the wines in the

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and lock the door when you leave.

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Let's do this again soon.

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Well, everybody, let's party.

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Judge, you're here.

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Gloria, what's happened?

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John, it was terrible.

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Our day was going great, and then all of
a sudden it got a little bit out of

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hand. Gloria, what has that animal done
to you?

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Oh, no, John. Actually, it's what I've
done to him.

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John, is that you?

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You did this? You're damn right she did.

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I thought it would be fun.

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John, you've got to help me.

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I've got a big problem here. No, wait a
minute. Would someone just tell me what

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the hell is going on here?

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I was teaching him how to play good cop,
naughty cop.

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Good cop, naughty cop?

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Have you ever played?

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I used to play kick the can, but that
was years ago. Nobody cares.

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This is serious.

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The key broke off in the lock.

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Well, I'm sure you two kids can work it
out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got

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dinner guests waiting. John, John, John.

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Please, please, don't go.

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There's an additional development that
could make this get very weird.

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Get very weird?

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Somebody else is coming over. Somebody
else?

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Oh, let me guess.

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The chief of police?

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John, this is serious.

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It's my mother.

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Your mother?

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I can't believe you brought me over to
your mother's house.

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Oh, well, excuse me, Miss Dungeons and
Dragons.

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I don't understand. Why would you bring
Gloria over here if your mother's coming

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over? Were you suddenly my social
director? She wasn't supposed to be home

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tonight. All right, all right. So what
do you want me to do, call a locksmith?

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No, we already did this. This is New
York. We're on a waiting list.

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Oh, yes, you can see the merry widow has
been enormously helpful.

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All right, all right, all right, all
right, all right, all right. So what do

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want me to do?

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You've got to get me out of here.

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You've got to help me down those four
flights of stairs.

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Down the four flights?

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All right, you get one arm, I'll get the
other.

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Ralph. It's after midnight. What are you
still doing here?

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Partying.

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You mean Louise and Kate are still...
No, no, they left hours ago. I thought

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about going with them, but I was just
having too much fun.

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John,

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you think we're disturbing the
neighbors? Maybe we better keep it down.

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Yeah.

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Good idea, Ralph.

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Uh, John, oh, Ralphie, what are you
doing here?

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Hey, well, you know, just letting the
good times roll.

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Yeah, but it's getting kind of late,
don't you think? You know, you don't

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to burn out too early in the social
season.

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Oh, you're right.

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You're right.

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Plus, I'm a little worried about how I'm
going to feel in the morning.

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You think I'm okay to drive?

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Why? What have you had to drink?
Nothing.

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You'll be fine.

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What a night.

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John, I want to ask you a favor. Kirk, I
helped you out enough tonight.

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I had to convince your mother that we
were rehearsing a talent show.

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I got you to the locksmith. I persuaded
that nice couple in the dog collars to

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let us go first.

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I understand. Tell you what, I'll buy
you a beer before the meeting on Friday

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night. Look, Kirk, I gotta tell you, I'm
not exactly sure what your status is as

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far as this group is concerned.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, some things were said in your
absence.

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Like what?

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Like this time you finally went too far.

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Like you used the group to take
advantage of an emotionally defenseless

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What did you say?

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That is what I said.

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Look, John, I'm sure in a couple days,
everyone's going to forget all about

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thing with Gloria. Look, Kurt, it's not
just that. It's your whole attitude.

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I mean, you are insensitive to other
people's problems.

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It's like the fact that you claim to be
a CIA agent dodging death squads when

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the reality is you live with your
mother. It's like the fact that... Well,

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actually, John, I don't live with my
mother. It's just that...

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I can't bring civilians to my house
because my address is classified. Oh,

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Would you just give it up? Come on,
John. That's the kind of guy I am.

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Well, that's the kind of guy nobody
wants in the group anymore.

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Nobody wants me in the group?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are
you... Wait a second, John. I didn't

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realize this was so serious.

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All right. Forget about what I said
before.

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I'll do anything. Just, what do I have
to do to get back in the group?

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What do you have to do?

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Well, you have... You have to make a
little more effort.

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You're going to have to listen.

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You're going to have to show a little
more sensitivity.

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And you're going to have to stop using
other people's pains as an opportunity

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make jokes.

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Was any of this negotiable?

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Why do I... Wait, wait, wait. Listen,
listen, listen.

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Believe me, I can change. And you know
why?

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Because I care about you guys. And
Friday night, John, I am going to prove

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you.

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And, well, I know I don't always show
it, but if it's possible for a man to

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love another man, and I mean that in a
non -lavender manner,

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then I

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love you.

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I know, you're right, John.

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They're just words, and we all know
actions speak louder than words.

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So... John.

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Oh, Kirk, please.

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John.

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Kirk, come on.

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All right, all right.

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Have it your way.

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What's the big deal about men expressing
affection anyway?

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Hey, whoa! Shut up, man!

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Watch the hands.

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So, uh... Basically, what I'm saying is,
and I can't even believe I'm saying

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this, maybe we ought to give him another
chance to prove that he's sincere.

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No way.

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Maybe John's right. Kirk at least
deserves a chance to show us that he's a

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changed man.

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He'll never change.

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I'll prove it to you. How?

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By putting him to the test. And trust
me, what you'll see is the same old

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My grandmother had an expression that
fits him to a T.

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A leopard never changes his spots.

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Once scum, always scum.

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Hi, everybody. I'm sorry to be late.

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Don't let me interrupt.

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Please continue.

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Well, we were just getting started.

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Does anyone have something they'd like
to discuss?

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Actually, I do. Okay.

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Quite sure how to put this, but, uh, my
new roommate, well, it seems

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that she's, um, partial to women.

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Oh, my God, really?

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Yes, Ralph, really.

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Well, it seems I kind of walked in on
her and a friend in a very

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inopportune moment.

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And, well, I'm just not sure how to
handle it. So, uh,

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anyone have any ideas?

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Well, if I might offer a suggestion...

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If their behavior is not objectionable,
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preference make?

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It's like I always say.

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Live and let live.

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Thank you, Kirk. That's sound, prudent
advice.

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Well, aren't we here to help each other?

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You're absolutely right, Kirk.

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On that note, I think we should all
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speak for all of us when I say that his
newfound sensitivity and honesty makes a

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welcome change.

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Thank you.

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I just want you all to know how much it
means to me that you take me back.

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It's our pleasure, dear.

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It's almost like having a new member.

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Everybody, hi!

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Good for you, Kurt. Thank you, John.
Well, now that that's settled, who'd

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to begin? Ralph, have you had any luck
on the job front?

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Oh, um, excuse me, Louise.

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Yes, dear?

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I certainly wouldn't want to disrupt the
group, so I just wanted to let you all

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know in advance that I have to leave
early tonight.

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Why? I've got an emergency mission in...

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I'm sorry, Ralph, it's classified.

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What did I tell you?

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Grandma was right.

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Oh, Kirk, you promised you wouldn't lie
about that spy stuff anymore. I'm not

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lying. Yeah, right.

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All right, all right, have it your own
way.

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I mean, you must take us for complete
idiots, you know that?

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Making us believe all this spy stuff.

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All this ridiculous mumbo -jumbo about
clandestine missions, secret identities,

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and classified information. I mean, give
us a break.

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Mr. Morris.