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Bye.

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Dear John is filmed in front of a live
studio audience.

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Oh, hi, Louise.

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Hello, Ralph.

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Sorry. Oh, that's alright. I have that
effect on everybody.

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The minute I open my mouth, people fall
asleep.

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They won't even let me talk to the bus
driver anymore.

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My baby kept me up all night, too.

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Oh, uh, Louise, uh, speaking of Junior,
I got him a present.

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Thank you. That's very thoughtful.

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What is it? I still love it.

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What, are you kidding me? Every chicken
pampas is going to be after him.

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He's going to have to beat them off with
a rattle.

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tonight. He said he'd meet us in the bar
afterwards.

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Well, his loss.

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Sylvia's story is absolutely gripping.
Go on, dear.

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on Thursday night.

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Brickley, dear.

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When I returned, Frank was already home.
His Toyota was parked in the driveway.

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I went into the house, but I couldn't
find him at first, so I went upstairs to

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our bedroom.

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The curtains were drawn, and it was
rather dark, and as my eyes became

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accustomed, I saw a woman sitting at my
dressing table putting on makeup.

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Where was Frank?

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Sitting at my dressing table putting on
makeup.

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Sylvia, how did he... What did you say
to him?

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Well, I looked him straight in the eyes
and I said, Frank, what are you doing in

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my clothes?

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And he started crying.

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Oh, that's terrible.

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Oh, yeah.

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Must have ruined his mascara.

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He said that for years and years he'd
been secretly dressing up in my clothes.

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And you never suspected anything?

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Well, once I found some beer stains on a
blouse I'd never worn. And I had a

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really big fight with him. with the
sales clerk when I tried to return it.

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Poor dear.

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Anyway, after that, Frank became
completely brazen about it. He went out

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bought himself an entire new wardrobe.

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Mix and match, mostly. A couple of Norma
Kamalis.

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Tell them what he did with the anti
-wrinkle cream.

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I still find it hard to talk about that.

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Of course you do, dear.

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We understand.

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I'll tell you later.

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Just a thought here.

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Didn't this cause a little bit of a
problem in the locker room at the scuba

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diving club?

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We had to resign.

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Frank's own fault, really.

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Instead of telling the truth and
allowing them time to get used to the

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just turned up one evening wearing my
leopard skin string bikini.

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Too much too soon.

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up later at the bar around the corner.

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He is?

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Oh, yes. We're still very close.

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Of course you are. Like girlfriends.

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Well, more than girlfriends, really.

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More like sisters.

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In fact, sometimes that's what we tell
people.

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You tell people what? Hello, this is my
sister, Frank.

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First of all, he doesn't use the name
Frank.

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He picks out a girl's name that suits
his mood, and he's off and running.

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Yeah, but can't people... tell. Oh,
you'd be amazed.

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When Frank is all dolled up, he's really
something.

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He's tall and striking.

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In fact, he's gorgeous.

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Well, you certainly seem to be handling
this well.

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Oh, believe me.

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There are times when it's pretty hard to
deal with. Yeah, sure.

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It must be difficult when a man leaves
you for another woman, especially when

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the other woman is himself.

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You do that very well. Huh?

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Oh, yeah. Well, I've been using chairs
and tables pretty much my whole life.

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What I was thinking was, you're probably
waiting for somebody, right?

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I mean, a pretty girl like you has got
to be waiting for somebody.

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Husband? Boyfriend?

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Warren Beatty?

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Donald Trump?

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Actually, I am waiting for my sister.

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I'm Margo, by the way. Oh, well, nice to
meet you, Margo.

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And my name is? John.

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You know my name?

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This is very eerie.

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And this is like fate.

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This is like I've still got my name tag
on, don't I?

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It's a parent -teacher thing tonight.

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I teach at a private school in
Manhattan.

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Oh, how chic.

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So you're waiting for your sister, huh?

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She work around here?

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No, no. Sylvia went to a support group
over at the community center.

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When I talked to her earlier, she seemed
a little blue, so I thought I'd come by

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and keep her company. That's amazing.
You know, I belong to a support group

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meets here. Yeah.

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The same night. Why aren't you there?

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Well, this thing at school was running
late, so I decided to come over here and

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meet everybody after the group here at
the bar.

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Not that we meet at bars every week. I
mean, it's not as if we need to meet at

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bar after every meeting.

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I mean, we don't usually... Would you
like to join me for a drink? Yes, I

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Thank you.

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Let me. What are you drinking?

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Um, Boilermaker.

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Uh -huh.

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What? Well, I mean, it's kind of an
unusual drink for a woman.

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Well, I think you'll find I'm an unusual
woman.

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Walk down there?

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Be there in a minute. Yeah.

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So, um, what group did you say your
sister was in?

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Um, something called the One -to -One
Club.

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The One... Wait, that's my group.

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Oh. Oh. Yeah. Well, that would mean you
were single.

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Uh, entirely.

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Divorced. Oh.

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My wife and I couldn't agree on very
many things.

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You? I'm divorced, too.

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Our problem was we were a little too
much alike.

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Listen, I hope you don't think this is
forward, but I would really like to take

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you out sometime.

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Well, I'd like that.

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What about tonight?

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Tonight? Well, what about your sister?

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Well, someone else is joining us. I'm
sure she'll understand.

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And I can call her later.

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Great. Where should we go?

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I don't know.

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Dinner? A Mets game? Whatever you like.
Mets game?

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I'd love it.

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You don't find very many women
interested in ball games.

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I think you'll find I'm full of
surprises.

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Let us have a little something for your
baby.

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Oh, thank you, Ralph.

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It's the same book that my mother read
to me every night when I was a baby.

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In cold blood.

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Thank you, dear.

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I'll treasure it.

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Hi, everyone.

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Isn't this a beautiful evening?

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There's nothing like New York in
springtime, is there?

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certainly seem to be in a good mood.

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Top of the world.

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Oh, I'm sorry I missed last week. I
just, uh, well, I just couldn't make it.

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Well, John, that's your tough luck
because we heard the weirdest story we

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heard yet from this new chick who just
joined the group last week.

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You mean Sylvia?

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Do you know her?

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Uh, well, not exactly.

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I'm dating her sister.

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Sylvia's sister.

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Only this last week.

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Met her at the bar around the corner. I
was waiting for you guys, and Margo was

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there waiting for Sylvia.

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Margo. Yeah.

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Sylvia's sister.

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Oh, yeah. Boy, I'm telling you, I've
never met anyone like this.

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I don't doubt it.

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It's not because, you know, it's just a
week, but I'm telling you, I think this

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woman can really be the one. I mean,
she's a perfect woman.

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You know, I mean, she's not just
beautiful and witty. I mean, she's got

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mean, she just makes me feel very
comfortable. And she's just not like

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women, is what I've heard.

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More like one of the guys.

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I mean, she's got everything.

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Yeah.

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than meets the eye. Yeah, well, I guess
you could say that, yes.

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Why are we laughing?

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Why are you all looking at me like this?

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John, haven't you noticed anything,
well, anything different about Margo?

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Different? Yeah, like she needs a shave.

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What?

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Sylvia split with her husband because he
liked to dress up in women's clothes.

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So, her husband's a transvestite. What's
that got to do with her sister?

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John, what we're trying to tell you is
that Margot and Sylvia aren't really

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sisters. That's because Margot is really
a man.

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No. Get out.

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Margot is Sylvia... No.

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Get out.

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You see, when he's all dressed up, he
and Sylvia just say they're sisters.

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Oh, no, no. This is impossible. She's
the most feminine woman I've ever met.

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Oh, come on. If there was anything
remotely wrong with her, don't you think

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would have noticed something at the ball
game, at the car show, at the fights?

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Depends on what you've already done.

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And how much you enjoyed it.

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Would you please?

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Isn't anyone going to help me here?

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I'll do anything, John. You just say the
word. But could you explain what

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everybody's laughing about?

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They're laughing at me, Ralph. Because
all week I've been dating a woman.

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That was just a very entertaining side
effect.

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This is so hard to believe. I mean,
here, look at this.

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We took some pictures at one of those
silly machines.

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Can you tell? I mean, does that look
like a man to you?

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Which one are we talking about?

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Oh.

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Oh, John, couldn't you tell that that's
a wig?

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It is?

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He's coming over directly from another
appointment.

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He's probably having his legs waxed.

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Yeah, yeah, it's all very funny to you
people, but I'm the one that has to go

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home and deal with it. So you'll
understand it, but I don't think it's

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funny. You're absolutely right, dear. On
behalf of the whole group, I apologize.

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We know how difficult tonight's going to
be.

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Just don't let your anger overwhelm your
compassion.

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After all, you mustn't condemn a man...
until he walked a mile in his pump.

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Do you think we were too rough on him?
Are you kidding me? We did the man a

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favor.

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Tonight could have been the night he
found out for himself.

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Well, if he's after a woman, I think he
is.

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He's going to take it like a man.

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Oh, it really isn't funny.

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He looks to be a man of some size. What
happens if he becomes agitated, even

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physical? Do you think he might?

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Sorry I'm late.

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Sweetheart, excuse me.

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This gender bender you were married to,
does he have a temper?

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Once on the subway, some masher snapped
his bra strap and Frank beat him with

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his shoulder bag.

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That's it. I'm out of here.

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There's no way I'm going to let Harry
Mary kick John's butt.

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What was that all about?

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Well, it seems that one of our members,
John, is dating your husband, Frank.

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What? Well, you told us he likes to pass
himself off as your sister.

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And John told us he was dating your
sister.

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Look.

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That's not Frank.

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It's not?

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No. This is my sister Margo.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. Are you saying that that
really is your sister? Yes.

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Well, then why is she wearing a wig?

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Well, she sometimes does that when she
can't get to the hairdresser.

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I don't know how you could think this
was Frank.

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It just goes to show how little you
people understand our situation.

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My Frank wouldn't be caught dead in a
dress like this.

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Oh, no.

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John.

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Oh, that's right.

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Oh, he's about to tell this beautiful
woman that she's really a man.

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Well, it's probably for the best.

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She's bound to find out sooner or later.

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I'm glad you're here. I'm so glad I'm
here, too, John.

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Now,

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listen, Margo. There's something I
really have to... I have to... This

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has been the worst day of my life.

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Anything that could possibly go wrong
did.

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Family, job, everything.

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Yeah, well... I feel stretched so thin.

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One more unpleasant thing, and I think
I'll snap.

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Get a hold of yourself.

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You know what I really need right now?

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Someone to hold my hand. Now, look, I'm
not holding your hand.

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No, I'm doing it. I'm going to do it.

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No,

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I'm really going to do it.

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I hate to see a grown person cry.

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There you go. There you go.

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How's that?

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How's that?

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I'm so glad I came over here tonight,
John. Listen, Margo. I feel so safe in

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your arms. Margo, listen, I... Let's not
talk, John.

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No, no, we have to talk.

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What are you doing?

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I can't kiss you.

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I can kiss you. You're a woman.

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You thought I was a man. Me? Who?

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No, what?

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Yeah, okay.

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But the best looking man I've ever
dated. You thought I was a man?

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No, no, listen, I can explain. It's very
simple. I'm getting out of here. No,

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no, no, Margo, please, please, I beg
you. No, no, no, Margo, please, please,

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please.

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It's the best thing that's ever happened
to me.

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Can't we salvage this?

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I mean, I want you. I want you more than
anyone I've ever known.

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Why don't we go away someplace together,
huh?

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I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
What do you say, huh?

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Let's go to Paris.

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How about Paris? I'll take my whole life
savings out and fly you there, okay?

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We'll make love till Bastille Day.

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All right, I'll be right there.

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Thank God I got here in the nick of
time. Come on, pal. You're out of here.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Get him, John. He's no good for you. Let
him go.

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Come on. Sit down, John. Sit down.

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You've had a humiliating experience,
John.

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But because I'm your friend, I'm going
to be here for you. I'm going to be here

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all night, John, if that's what it takes
to help you forget about him.

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Ooh.

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I'll say this. That Margo sure doesn't
walk like a man.

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It's an all -new L .A. Law.

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And Saturday, if you've got the
doldrums, we've got the cure.

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NBC's comedy lineup, starting with One
of the Boys.

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And the deacon is despondent on Amen.

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Nothing that a little tender, loving
care couldn't cure.

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Then all you Weight Watchers shape up
for the laughter on The Golden Girl.

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Followed by Empty Nest. Saturday.