1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:04,380 I'd like to tell you a story 2 00:00:04,463 --> 00:00:06,424 about a time I was right. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,842 Now, I'm sure you're thinking, 4 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:10,469 "But, Sheldon, you're never wrong." 5 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,471 And you'd be right. 6 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,558 But it's worth taking a closer look 7 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,227 at this particular incident. 8 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,604 Because it began with a loaf of bread, 9 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:23,107 and ended with me and my family 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:27,069 almost being kicked out of the United States of America. 11 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,159 Uh-oh. 12 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,285 What's the matter? 13 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,454 Something's wrong with my sandwich. 14 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,997 Did it go bad? 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,667 No. It just tastes... different. 16 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:44,253 If you don't want it, I'll trade you for my dumplings. 17 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,421 I'm already unhappy. 18 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,923 Do you really think dumplings will fix the problem? 19 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:50,926 It'll fix my problem. I'm sick of dumplings. 20 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,681 Mary Cooper, how may I bless you? 21 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:56,974 Hello, Mom? 22 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,601 Sheldon? Everything okay? 23 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,144 - No. - What's wrong? 24 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,897 - What happened? - My sandwich tastes different. 25 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,066 You know you're not supposed to call 26 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,400 unless it's an emergency. 27 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:09,278 I'm well aware. So what did you change? 28 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:10,905 I didn't change anything. 29 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,866 Same bread, same peanut butter, same jelly. 30 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:16,952 Did you use one knife for the PB and the J? 31 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:19,371 - No. - Are you sure? 32 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:21,665 That was one time two years ago, 33 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,292 and all the other knives were dirty. 34 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,336 It was 14 months and 11 days ago. 35 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,671 When we made the big switch from Wonder Bread. 36 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,756 Oh, how could I forget? 37 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,175 Sheldon, I didn't change anything. 38 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,802 Can I get back to work now? 39 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,346 I suppose so. 40 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,889 Thank you. Bye. 41 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,557 Don't I get an "I love you"? 42 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,392 I love you. 43 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:42,812 One more time, with a little more energy. 44 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,943 Must've been disconnected. 45 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,904 Well, my mother didn't do anything differently. 46 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,614 Are you gonna eat it? 47 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,951 Better. I'm going to do science on it. 48 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,453 I would eat it. 49 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:02,873 Are the goggles necessary? 50 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,459 No, but they really set the mood. 51 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:08,671 Okay, subject "A," jelly. 52 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:16,387 That's definitely strawberry and definitely Smuckers. 53 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:19,765 Subject "B." 54 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:25,104 That's Jif all right. Creamy and delicious. 55 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,522 It must be the bread. 56 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,567 Hold on. This is a scientific experiment. 57 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,569 We can't make assumptions. 58 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,487 Subject "C." 59 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,032 It's the bread. 60 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:40,327 ♪♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am♪♪ 61 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:43,038 ♪♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain♪♪ 62 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:45,416 ♪♪ I bet I could be your hero♪♪ 63 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,377 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man♪♪ 64 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:52,381 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪ 65 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,974 Welcome to the family, Hacksaw. 66 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,442 - Hey. - Oh. 67 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,818 Hey, Georgie. 68 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,403 You okay? 69 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,654 Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,281 You sure? 71 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,741 Not really. 72 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:22,203 Um... Dustin broke up with me. 73 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,622 What? 74 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,957 He said I was immature. 75 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,209 Is he crazy? 76 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:31,003 Everything about you screams womanhood. 77 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:33,589 See? 78 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,383 Happy Hearth Home Bakeries, just like always. 79 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,928 Well, something is rotten in the state of Denmark. 80 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,096 - What? - That's Shakespeare, Mom. 81 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,138 Great. 82 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,475 Missy, did your sandwich taste different today? 83 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,727 Couldn't tell you. I traded it for a Ding Dong. 84 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,981 Your sandwich is exactly the same, Sheldon. 85 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,442 - What's going on? - This bread is different. 86 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,693 Let me see. 87 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,821 You know, he might be right. 88 00:03:58,781 --> 00:03:59,823 Ow. 89 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,076 Shelly, it's probably just your taste buds 90 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,535 changing as you get older. 91 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,120 But I don't like change. 92 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:06,747 Then you're gonna hate puberty. 93 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,626 Got me with your ring. 94 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,629 She wasn't wrong. 95 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,357 Studies do support that your sense of taste 96 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:16,507 changes over time. 97 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,884 So the bread's the same and you're different? 98 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,427 Apparently so. 99 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,099 Nope, it's the bread. 100 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:38,988 Hey. 101 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,531 Hi. 102 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,033 I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite to eat 103 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,285 at the Waffle House? 104 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,912 Not like a date. 105 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:49,790 But as someone who recently had his heart broke, 106 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,125 I think I could help. 107 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,793 Who broke your heart? 108 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:54,753 I love you. 109 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,588 Ooh! 110 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:57,715 You did. 111 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,842 Oh. Yeah. 112 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,386 I'm just saying, 113 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,221 I know what you're going through. 114 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:06,849 So if you need a friend with a pocket full of waffle money... 115 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,731 Look at these prices. 116 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,292 No wonder supermarkets are running my parents 117 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:16,817 out of business. 118 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,694 Your parents own a convenience store. 119 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,946 They charge extra for the convenience. 120 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,656 How is this not convenient? 121 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:23,782 Excuse me, sir. 122 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,367 Has anything changed with the bread 123 00:05:25,451 --> 00:05:27,536 from the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 124 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,787 I have no idea. 125 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,956 How can you not know? You work here. 126 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,082 What do you want from me? 127 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,835 I get $3.35 an hour to stock shelves. 128 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:35,919 Are you kidding? 129 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,005 My father pays me five dollars a week. 130 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,593 I bet they're violating child labor laws. 131 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,178 Look. This loaf says 132 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:47,097 "A subsidiary of the Domestic Food Corporation." 133 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,682 This older loaf doesn't. 134 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,060 I wonder if I can take my parents to court? 135 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:54,021 It smells like my bread. 136 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,648 Or I could start a labor union with my sisters. 137 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,234 This is it! This is my bread! 138 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,444 We could go on strike. 139 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,363 Bring them to their knees. 140 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,989 Vindication! 141 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,582 Happy Hearth Home Bakeries. 142 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,459 This is Pete. How can I help you? 143 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,086 Hello, Pete. My name is Sheldon Cooper, 144 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,921 and I would like to know what changed 145 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,340 in your white sandwich loaf to make it taste different. 146 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,801 Sheldon, hang up the phone. It's dinner time. 147 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,096 Be right there, Mom. I'm doing battle with corporate America. 148 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,390 I'm sorry, Pete. You were saying? 149 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,326 Any chance your bread was past the expiration date? 150 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:34,228 No, it was brand-new. But I did a taste comparison 151 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,147 after it was bought out by the Domestic Food Corporation, 152 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,441 and they are definitely not the same. 153 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,443 Well, I can assure you that... 154 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:42,820 "The recent acquisition 155 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,823 by the Domestic Food Corporation has not affected 156 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,033 the quality of our products in any way. 157 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:50,953 Every single bread, baked good, and pastry 158 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,455 is made with love, from our hearth to your home." 159 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:56,250 Then why does it taste different, Pete? Why? 160 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,727 Well, because now we make everything 161 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,045 really cheap and fast. Bye. 162 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,052 I thought Dustin was different. 163 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:09,304 I thought he wanted to live a Christian life like me. 164 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:13,142 But... all he wanted is what every guy wants. 165 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,018 Guys. 166 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,938 Oh, please, you're all the same. 167 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,774 Hey. You rejected me, you punched me in the face, 168 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,734 and I'm still here. 169 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:24,820 Happy eating waffles with you. 170 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,699 Georgie, do you really think you're capable 171 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,200 of just being my friend? 172 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,953 That's a good question. 173 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,289 My brain says yes. 174 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,082 What about the rest of you? 175 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,585 Honestly, I wouldn't trust it. 176 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:45,215 Excuse me. Would you like to sign my petition 177 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,651 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 178 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,094 Maybe on the way out. 179 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,513 Excuse me. Would you like to sign my petition 180 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,348 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 181 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,601 Oh. Maybe on the way out. 182 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:56,852 I hate to say it, 183 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,855 but everybody's way out is at the other set of doors. 184 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,109 I have noticed. Why do you think that is? 185 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:06,570 Cowards. The whole bunch of 'em. 186 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,657 Mr. Givens! 187 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,993 Hello, Sheldon. 188 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,662 Meemaw, this is my science teacher, Mr. Givens. 189 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,331 - Nice to meet ya. - Hi. 190 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,874 This is strange. I never think of you 191 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,709 as existing outside of school. 192 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,920 Well, it turns out I do. 193 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,047 And you're here buying food. 194 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,632 I am. 195 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,550 Fascinating. 196 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,595 All right. Well, I'll see you on Monday. 197 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,889 Wait. Would you like to sign my petition 198 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,283 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 199 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:36,475 Well, what have they done? 200 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,203 They're making their bread faster and cheaper 201 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,228 to save money. 202 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:40,979 That's terrible. 203 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,524 It is. Would you like to sign? 204 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,609 - I would. - Excellent. 205 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,945 - I'll get you on the way out. - Thank you. 206 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,323 Well, that's one. 207 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,492 Yeah. 208 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,667 I know it's tough, but you gotta be strong. 209 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,127 And remember, you're not alone. 210 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,004 Hello? 211 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,339 Kinda busy. 212 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,192 Well, there's only one bathroom in the house, Georgie, 213 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,009 and it's not for phone calls. 214 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,219 I gotta call you back. 215 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:14,680 Sorry. 216 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,390 Who you talking to? 217 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,808 That Veronica girl? 218 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,059 Yeah. 219 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,435 What's going on with that? 220 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,104 Nothing. We're just friends. 221 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,522 Okay. 222 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,691 Now, you ever want to run any of this stuff by me, 223 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:26,942 I'm here for you. 224 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,027 Why would I want to run it by you? 225 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:31,613 Well, I was once a 15-year-old boy. 226 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:34,658 I know what it's like to have strong feelings for a girl. 227 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:38,120 Gross. I'm not gonna talk to you about this. 228 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,747 I... I saw that kid on Who's the Boss? 229 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,000 talk to Tony Danza about his problems. 230 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,169 They're not related. This is totally different. 231 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,969 Damn it, Georgie, you could flush once in a while. 232 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,306 On behalf of sandwich-loving children 233 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,057 everywhere, I thank you. 234 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,060 - How many is that? - 13. 235 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,729 A baker's dozen. What do you say we 236 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:04,980 pack up and head outta here? 237 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,566 No, we have to wait for Channel 7 news. 238 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,775 Channel 7? 239 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,277 Yes. I called them this morning 240 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,921 and told them there was a human interest story 241 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,238 at the supermarket. 242 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,322 What story? 243 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,782 Classic Americana. 244 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,492 Little guy versus corporate greed. 245 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,203 Honey, Channel 7 is not coming... 246 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,916 - You Sheldon Cooper? - Yes, ma'am. 247 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,376 You gotta be kidding me. 248 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,502 How's my hair look? 249 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,303 Hey, how'd it go? 250 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,929 Great. Turn to Channel 7. 251 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,264 But I'm watching the game. 252 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,224 But I'm going to be on Channel 7. 253 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,351 What's he talking about? 254 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,103 He's gonna be on Channel 7. 255 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,023 I was shocked to learn 256 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,442 that the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries had been bought out 257 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,027 by the Domestic Food Corporation, 258 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,696 and they started making their bread faster and cheaper. 259 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,115 - And you don't like that, do you? - No. 260 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,784 And you're collecting signatures 261 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,702 - to make them stop. - I am. 262 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,954 Corporations shouldn't be allowed to make 263 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,373 these decisions on their own. 264 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,832 Well, who should? 265 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,459 The people who eat the bread. 266 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,836 This wouldn't happen if there were centralized control 267 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,380 over all these big corporations. 268 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,964 Are you suggesting 269 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:16,218 a communist form of government in Texas? 270 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,344 I suppose I am. 271 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,428 Hang on a sec... 272 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,390 There you have it. Local boy Sheldon Cooper 273 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,726 says communism is what Texas needs. 274 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,729 Oh, dear God. 275 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,694 I just... you... 276 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,154 Why... I-I-I-I-I... 277 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,823 Why would you... 278 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,533 What were you th... 279 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,826 - Oh, God. - Calm down. 280 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,328 It was just the 4:00 news. I'm sure no one saw it. 281 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,830 I hope a lot of people saw it 282 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:45,997 and Happy Hearth is forced 283 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,624 to give our country good bread again. 284 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,959 No! No more bread. 285 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,877 No more country. No more talking. 286 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,463 Excuse me. 287 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,006 Where are you going? 288 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,360 I'm gonna go put up an American flag in front of my house. 289 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,820 That's a great idea. Mare, where's our flag? 290 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,554 Uh, uh, it's in the garage. 291 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,933 Is something wrong? 292 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,686 Yes, Sheldon, something is wrong. 293 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,813 Oh, now what? 294 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,067 Is anybody going to fill me in? 295 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,195 Not a good time, Brenda. 296 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,740 I don't want your boy playing with my boy anymore. 297 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,075 Excuse me? 298 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,285 Someone get that! 299 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,328 I just saw Sheldon on the news. 300 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,514 He doesn't need to be filling 301 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,374 Billy's head with crazy commie ideas. 302 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,877 Crazier than sitting on an egg and trying to hatch it? 303 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,796 'Cause I saw your precious son do that the other day. 304 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,591 Oh, so you're spying on us. 305 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,676 Good to know. 306 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,265 Yes, I do understand we're in the middle of a cold war. 307 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,475 But have you seen 308 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,603 how many people wait in line for bread in Moscow? 309 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,980 It stands to reason their bread must be great. 310 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,106 Who you talking to? 311 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,734 - A reporter from Time magazine. - No! 312 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:57,736 He didn't mean it. 313 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:58,987 God bless America. 314 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,042 - Traitors. - Yeah, go back to Russia. 315 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,044 Go back? 316 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,171 I've never been there in the first place. 317 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,881 Well, have a great day, Georgie. 318 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,884 A great day? Are you out of your mind? 319 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,761 Our lives are over. 320 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,972 Well, you'll never have a great day with that attitude. 321 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,266 ♪♪ You're a grand old flag ♪♪ 322 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,185 ♪♪ You're a high-flying flag ♪♪ 323 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,939 ♪♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪♪ 324 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:38,109 ♪♪ You're the emblem of the land I love ♪♪ 325 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,570 ♪♪ The home of the free and the... ♪♪ 326 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,620 Look, you made my mom's note. 327 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,666 "Don't talk to Sheldon. Mom." 328 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,627 That's fine. I usually do most of the talking. 329 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,712 Yes, you do. 330 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:01,216 ♪♪ My country, 'tis of thee ♪♪ 331 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,886 ♪♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪♪ 332 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,223 ♪♪ Of thee I sing ♪♪ 333 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:12,352 ♪♪ Land where our fathers died, la... ♪♪ 334 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,436 Sing along. 335 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,939 ♪♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride... ♪♪ 336 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,537 Mind if I sit? 337 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,956 Y... You sure you want to be seen with me? 338 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,876 Oh, please. You're not a commie. 339 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,920 Everyone else seems to think I am. 340 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423 Do you even know what a communist is? 341 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:45,176 Yeah. It's the big blond guy Rocky fights in Rocky IV. 342 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,262 And he also fights them when he's Rambo. 343 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,472 - That's it? - Well, 344 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,559 I know in every movie it looks like the commies are gonna win, 345 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,685 but they don't. 346 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,272 You ever seen any Rocky movies? 347 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,941 Um, I saw Rocky II. 348 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,318 That's the second one. 349 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:09,034 ♪♪ Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner ♪♪ 350 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,829 ♪♪ Yet wave... ♪♪ 351 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,123 Hey, you wanted to see me? 352 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,459 Have a seat. 353 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,301 Guess what I've been getting a lot of calls about today? 354 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,553 I know it looks bad, but we're handling it. 355 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,388 It... It'll all blow over. 356 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,848 I'm sorry, George, but I can't have 357 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:35,185 a suspected communist coaching our boys. 358 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,854 Whoa, Tom. I'm not... 359 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,356 I love my country. 360 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,358 This is just Sheldon getting bent out of shape 361 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,776 over a loaf of bread. 362 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,820 Well, this bread better be worth you losing your job. 363 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,323 Now, hang on. G... Give me a chance to fix it. 364 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:50,867 Please. 365 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,372 All right, George. 366 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,135 But if I hear from one more angry parent... 367 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,834 Thank you. Thank you. 368 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,423 He's not here. 369 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,681 Mary, you understand these people are atheists. 370 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,683 I get it. They're not my people. 371 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,976 You're my people. 372 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,435 Then what's this all about? 373 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,270 My son just wanted a better sandwich. 374 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,564 Why is this so hard for y'all to understand?! 375 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,900 ♪♪ From the mountains ♪♪ 376 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,944 ♪♪ To the prairies ♪♪ 377 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:30,615 ♪♪ To the oceans white with foam ♪♪ 378 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:34,536 ♪♪ God bless America ♪♪ 379 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:38,832 ♪♪ Our home sweet home... ♪♪ 380 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,625 - Pinko! - Screw you! 381 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:45,672 ♪♪ God bless America... ♪♪ 382 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,298 Three, two... 383 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,591 Thanks for having me on. 384 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,885 You're welcome. Now, I understand 385 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,363 you wanted to set the record straight 386 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,055 regarding your son's communism. 387 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,598 Yes. N... No! 388 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,226 He's not a communist. He's ten years old. 389 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,061 Listen, I fought for this country. 390 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,479 I love this country. 391 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,981 My kids love this country. 392 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,232 Isn't that right, Sheldon? 393 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,192 Yes. 394 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,652 Although, in all fairness, 395 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,821 the Social Security system is a form of... 396 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,990 - You love this country! - I love this country. 397 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:27,255 I have something important that I'd like to say. 398 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:31,843 These last few days, 399 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,636 I've been giving the new Happy Hearth bread 400 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,864 another chance, and I've decided 401 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,473 it's not so bad. 402 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,643 Also, it toasts well. 403 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,898 So, I'm going to say 404 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,650 that's a sign of personal growth on my part. 405 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,320 In fact, let's call it maturity. 406 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,660 Still not talking to me, huh? 407 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,373 Well... I'll check back in tomorrow.