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<i>The average American consumes</i>

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<i>25 kg of beef per year.</i>

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<i>While here in Texas,</i>

4
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<i>we can finish this
in a few months.</i>

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<i>Maybe faster
if we are talking about smoked brisket...</i>

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<i>Curiously, the only piece of beef</i>

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<i>on which the Texans
and the Jews agree.</i>

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It's really good, Meemaw.

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Really good?

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You spit the best
Texas brisket

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all over the damn table.

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Close your mouth when you eat.

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Or turn your face the other way.

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Connie, one of these days,
You will have to give me the recipe.

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You can count on that.

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- One of these days.
- Oh, come on.

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You can't
keep it forever.

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Does it matter that much to you?

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Mary and I were dating
for a month

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when she brought me
home for dinner.

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I took a bite
from this chest,

22
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And I knew I loved your daughter.

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THANKS.

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A bit like <i>Sleeping Beauty</i>,
except daddy kissed the meat.

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I'll tell you.

26
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Here it is...

27
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a piece of paper
and a pencil,

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I'll write it for you.

29
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All right. It happens...

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I've never seen him run so fast.

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This is the only time
that I saw him running.

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And there you have it.

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I might do it this weekend.

34
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Or we could try a vegetable.

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A vegetable? That's funny.

36
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It's only for the eyes.

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You must not share it with anyone.

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I would never do it.

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You are a horrible person.

40
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What does it say?

41
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I want to know.

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- Me too.
- Eat.

43
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Can I read it?

44
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You are a horrible person.

45
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Ah good ?

46
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Very good,
that's enough with the chest.

47
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You are excited
by the church picnic tomorrow?

48
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- Not really.
- I don't know.

49
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Oh, come on.

50
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You have all seen the prospectus:

51
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food, fun and companionship.

52
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And I bring

53
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a big slice of my chest.

54
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That's it.

55
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15 years in this family,
and I have always been

56
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a good son-in-law.

57
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I have always treated your daughter well,

58
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I gave you three
beautiful grandchildren.

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Everything I ever asked for
was that damn recipe.

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You're right.

61
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Take another piece of paper.
I'm going to write it.

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Don't make fun of me, Connie.

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Take the paper first
that I change my mind.

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You're going to do it again, aren't you?

65
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A bit obligatory.

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George, she was making fun of you.

68
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No, no, she's serious.

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She has a black heart.

70
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But no.

71
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Why are you always on his side?

72
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Well, she's my mother.

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And there you have it.

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That's the problem.

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You should be with me.

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- For the chest?
- Not just the chest.

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This is how she treats me
since day 1.

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Like a kind
consolation prize.

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- “Consolation prize”
- What was that?

80
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Georgie, mind your own business.

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What did I do?

82
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What's going on?

83
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Mom and Dad are arguing.

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About what?

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Chest.

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If they divorce, you think

87
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go live with whom?

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Mom obviously.

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I want mom. Choose another one.

90
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I thought Dad was coming.

91
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No, he had work.

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- What kind of work?
- I don't know. Coaching stuff.

93
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He can't do that afterwards
the picnic?

94
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- No Missy, he can't.
- For what ?

95
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That's enough.

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Why isn't Georgie coming?

97
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He is punished for listening
at the doors.

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I hope he learned his lesson.

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Is this about the recipe?

100
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I bet he's pissed because you
You're still on Meemaw's side.

101
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And how do you know that?

102
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Georgie told me.

103
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Do you
and dad is going to divorce?

104
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Of course not.

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If you divorce,
I want to live with you.

106
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Sheldon, no one gets divorced.

107
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But thank you darling.

108
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You know this will all end

109
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if you give him your recipe
chest.

110
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I know.

111
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And ?

112
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I guess it won't stop.

113
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I didn't listen at doors.

114
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Don't worry about that.

115
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I don't understand
why am I being punished.

116
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What are you complaining about?

117
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You didn't want to go
at the picnic anyway.

118
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I like to complain.
I'm good at this.

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I'll come back.

120
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Does it bother you
if I take a sip of your beer?

121
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Do you mind if I dip your head
in the compost?

122
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You could have just said no.

123
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What are you doing ?

124
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Nothing ! Go look elsewhere.

125
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You're looking for his brisket recipe.

126
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You became smart
all at once?

127
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I said go look elsewhere.

128
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I won't say anything, I promise.

129
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Okay, help me search.

130
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Did you find it?

131
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No, it’s his French toast.

132
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We're not looking for French toast.

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Note she does it well.

134
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You knew she puts extract
vanilla

135
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in his whipped cream?

136
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I didn't know.

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A quarter of a teaspoon.

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- Georgia?
- Yeah ?

139
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We're looking for the chest!

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Grumpy.

141
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We returned.

142
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Stay calm.

143
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I am calm.
You stay calm.

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Really quiet.

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He thought I had written it down.

146
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What a moron.

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<i>Seltzer...</i>

148
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<i>- Hair lotion.
- Hair lotion.</i>

149
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Need help with the kids?

150
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I took care of it
all day.

151
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I can finish the job.

152
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Come on, don't do that.

153
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Don't do what?

154
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Let go.

155
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For your information,
Sheldon and Missy won

156
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the sack race because she told him

157
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that a bee was following them,
and you missed that.

158
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Sorry, I needed
a break without your mother.

159
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Well, you had a break
without your family.

160
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How long
will this quarrel last?

161
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It depends on her.

162
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You are both...

163
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mule heads!

164
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Missy!

165
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Go to bed.

166
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You don't know if it's me.

167
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What do you want?

168
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Don't be like that.

169
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I brought you a fresh one.

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THANKS.

171
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I still blame you.

172
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Would that make you feel better?

173
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Is that all?

174
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The Holy Grail.

175
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Why did you change your mind?

176
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You didn't come
picnic today,

177
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It upset Mary and the twins.

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I can't keep this in my heart.

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- Is that all?
- Absolutely.

180
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Look me in the eyes and tell me

181
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that this is the real recipe.

182
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George, what you hold in your hand

183
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are the step by step instructions

184
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to make my chest.

185
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I never wrote it
before tonight because...

186
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I was afraid someone would steal it.

187
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But I entrust it to you,

188
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and I hope that one day,
when the time comes,

189
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you will judge it appropriate
to share it with one of your children.

190
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I don't know what to say.

191
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Don't call me Connie.

192
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Call me mom.

193
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Thank you, mom.

194
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You're welcome, my son.

195
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What a moron.

196
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<i>The next morning, my father set out</i>

197
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<i>in a quest doomed to failure,
to cook the perfect brisket.</i>

198
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Can I help you?

199
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Actually, yes.

200
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I need 5 kg of prime Angus
with a covered substance,

201
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ideally felled in spring,
before mid-June.

202
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<i>For spicy seasonings,</i>

203
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<i>grandma sent it
in New Orleans</i>

204
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<i>buy ground coffee
from</i>Café Du Monde,

205
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<i>and 200 g of something called
“root of the holy spirit”</i>

206
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<i>at a voodoo priestess
named Ms. Laveau.</i>

207
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Could you grind my root?

208
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It's for seasoning a brisket.

209
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<i>Once returned,
he rubbed the spices</i>

210
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<i>with such erotic tenderness,</i>

211
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<i>that he made my mother a little jealous.</i>

212
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<i>Finally, the cooking has started.</i>

213
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<i>14 hours of cooking.</i>

214
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<i>And watering.</i>

215
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<i>And sprays.</i>

216
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<i>And watch the fire.</i>

217
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<i>Until it's finally time
to let the meat rest.</i>

218
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Rest, my darling.

219
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Rest.

220
00:12:06,229 --> 00:12:10,231
This coffee
from <i>Café Du Monde</i> is very good.

221
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They make it with chicory.

222
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What is he doing with his chest?

223
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Not the slightest idea.

224
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:20,648
So why did you send George
to New Orleans?

225
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They don't sell that around here.

226
00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:27,081
And there you have it.

227
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15 years and 14 hours later.

228
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The best brisket in Texas.

229
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Connie, you dirty bitch!

230
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It is milder than normal coffee.

231
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It wasn't the recipe.

232
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You looked into my eyes,
and you lied to me.

233
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You broke into my house
to try to steal it.

234
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You told him
that we went there?

235
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I didn't say anything. I was nice.

236
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I love it.

237
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I don't want to see her at home anymore.

238
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- She's my mother.
- It's the devil.

239
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What if the children want to see it?

240
00:13:05,422 --> 00:13:07,355
All right.

241
00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:09,290
But when I'm not there.

242
00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:11,023
Or when I'm dead.

243
00:13:18,702 --> 00:13:20,637
And stop drinking my coffee.

244
00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:32,847
Stop your train.
We need to talk.

245
00:13:33,883 --> 00:13:34,916
What ?

246
00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:36,551
Mom is so angry
against dad and grandma,

247
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that she could file for divorce.

248
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Nobody is going to divorce.

249
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What do you know about it?

250
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Great, I'll have to throw it away.

251
00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:48,199
Mothers-in-law always
little respect for fathers.

252
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It rarely breaks up the family.

253
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:51,867
He's right.

254
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:54,435
Fred and Wilma are still
happily married.

255
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:56,337
We have to find a way

256
00:13:56,339 --> 00:13:58,439
for dad to recover
grandma's recipe,

257
00:13:58,441 --> 00:13:59,774
and everything will work out.

258
00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:02,017
I don't see how
we could do.

259
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:04,824
Put that down.

260
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:05,980
It's not a toy.

261
00:14:05,982 --> 00:14:07,215
Of course it is.

262
00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:16,224
Open wide, my cookie.

263
00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,693
The little train is coming.

264
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,764
Isn't that good?

265
00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:27,435
It is the famous
Grandma's brisket.

266
00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:29,637
You would like to know
the secret recipe?

267
00:14:30,846 --> 00:14:33,641
You promise
not to repeat it to anyone?

268
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:36,411
Of course
that you will not repeat it to anyone.

269
00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,981
I start with a tablespoon
cumin,

270
00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:43,384
then a cup of brown sugar, and...

271
00:14:43,386 --> 00:14:44,886
I know the recipe.

272
00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:46,077
What ?

273
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,156
She told me.

274
00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,158
When ?

275
00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:50,621
February 14, 1982.

276
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,794
I was 23 months old,
It was Valentine's Day,

277
00:14:52,796 --> 00:14:54,668
Mom and Dad were out to dinner.

278
00:14:54,671 --> 00:14:56,998
You were there.
You don't remember that?

279
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,168
I don't see.

280
00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:05,621
You can really remember
when you were so little?

281
00:15:05,624 --> 00:15:07,202
You were there, too.

282
00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:09,243
You were still struggling
to go potty.

283
00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:10,921
That would surprise me.

284
00:15:10,924 --> 00:15:14,202
Yes, grandma called you
Mr pants soaked.

285
00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:16,726
Mr pants soaked.

286
00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:18,462
Stop. This is serious.

287
00:15:18,465 --> 00:15:20,687
Sheldon, you have to give
this recipe for dad.

288
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:23,288
But grandma told me
that it was a secret.

289
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,393
If you don't and dad
and mom get divorced, it will be your fault.

290
00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:28,783
All right.

291
00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:30,152
It's good.

292
00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:33,501
Well done, pants soaked.

293
00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:38,507
Dad, could you come
in the dining room?

294
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,009
Why do it?

295
00:15:40,012 --> 00:15:41,342
My brain did
something impressive

296
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:43,320
and I would like to share it with you.

297
00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:53,254
What are you doing there?

298
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,856
Same as you.

299
00:15:54,858 --> 00:15:56,924
I come to see
what his brain did.

300
00:15:56,926 --> 00:15:59,494
Please sit down.

301
00:15:59,496 --> 00:16:01,288
All right.

302
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:05,731
SO.

303
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:08,168
I know the recipe
of granny's chest.

304
00:16:08,171 --> 00:16:09,171
What ?

305
00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:10,206
That's not true.

306
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:11,639
Yes.

307
00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:13,975
And, with the aim of bringing
peace in this family,

308
00:16:13,977 --> 00:16:15,663
I am ready to disclose it.

309
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:16,778
You're bluffing.

310
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,179
A tablespoon of cumin,

311
00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:19,547
a cup of brown sugar,

312
00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:21,390
2 spoons of smoked paprika...

313
00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:22,559
Okay, stop.

314
00:16:22,562 --> 00:16:23,561
No, continue.

315
00:16:23,564 --> 00:16:25,519
How do you know the
recipe, Shelly?

316
00:16:25,522 --> 00:16:28,629
Grandma told me
on Valentine's Day 1982.

317
00:16:28,632 --> 00:16:30,491
You and dad were out
see Cannonball Run

318
00:16:30,493 --> 00:16:31,926
at the dollar cinema.

319
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:34,429
It's impossible, you didn't have
not even two years.

320
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,230
3 tablespoons
dried mustard,

321
00:16:36,232 --> 00:16:37,796
a cup of beer
Lone Star...

322
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,189
Okay.

323
00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:41,925
Okay.

324
00:16:41,928 --> 00:16:43,628
Go on.

325
00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:45,840
Give it to your father.

326
00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:47,842
I can write it to you.

327
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:51,112
It's okay, I don't want it.

328
00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:53,304
It's a joke.

329
00:16:53,307 --> 00:16:54,815
Connie, you got all
the opportunities

330
00:16:54,818 --> 00:16:56,317
to give me this recipe
and you never did,

331
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,152
because you always have me
treated like a foreigner.

332
00:16:58,154 --> 00:16:59,120
No, she didn't do that.

333
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:00,421
Of course it is.

334
00:17:00,423 --> 00:17:01,722
See? She admits it.

335
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,758
Absolutely, yes.

336
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:07,261
I never thought
that you were good enough for my daughter.

337
00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,730
You were there,
hanging out on your stupid motorcycle,

338
00:17:09,732 --> 00:17:10,798
to knock her up.

339
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,296
Why don't you go help yourself

340
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,921
ice cream in the kitchen
the children?

341
00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:15,724
I'm not going anywhere.

342
00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:20,132
I understand, you know.

343
00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:22,343
I have a daughter.

344
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:26,135
I wouldn't want
that she brings back someone like that.

345
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:28,605
But I did
quite a long way since then.

346
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,722
It's true, you're right.

347
00:17:42,098 --> 00:17:43,632
I'm sorry.

348
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:49,077
It means more to me
than any recipe.

349
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:52,940
Come here.

350
00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:01,195
<i>Don't let yourself
abuse by cuddling.</i>

351
00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:04,320
<i>The minute she got home
at her house, he asked me for the recipe.</i>

352
00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:09,933
Here we go, maiden voyage.

353
00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:15,652
Damn.

354
00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:23,803
Damn it!

355
00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:26,172
George! Watch your language.

356
00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:29,240
Do you want some?

357
00:18:29,243 --> 00:18:31,441
No, thank you. I'm not hungry.

358
00:18:31,472 --> 00:18:35,284
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