1 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:06,507 (toy engine whining) 2 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,080 "How angry would you be 3 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,582 if someone broke your antique music box?" 4 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:18,018 (groans): What do you mean? Does it play at all? 5 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,089 Great. 6 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:23,857 What, were you roughhousing in my bedroom? 7 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,828 And I don't suppose you're even gonna come out here 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,197 and face your punishment? 9 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,636 Hal, is that you? 10 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:41,709 * Yes, no, maybe 11 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,911 * I don't know 12 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:47,115 * Can you repeat the question? 13 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,283 * You're not the boss of me now * 14 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,785 * You're not the boss of me now * 15 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:54,222 * You're not the boss of me now * 16 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,290 * And you're not so big 17 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,792 * You're not the boss of me now * 18 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,794 * You're not the boss of me now * 19 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,397 * You're not the boss of me now * 20 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,200 * And you're not so big 21 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:10,671 * Life is unfair. 22 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,244 MALCOLM: Stevie, come on. 23 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,778 Jonas Salk would've solved this days ago. 24 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,648 (labored breathing): He wasn't... working with... 25 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:21,715 an idiot. 26 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,451 You're calling me an idiot? 27 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,618 You want to make 28 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,387 a type-two-restriction enzyme in yeast 29 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,555 without using any bacteria, 30 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,922 and I'm the idiot? 31 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,424 Yes... 32 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,925 and yes. 33 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:36,464 We have to... try something. 34 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,999 What do you think I've been doing for the last two weeks? 35 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,601 When am I getting my room back? 36 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,404 I can't work on my sexy-face out there in front of Mom. 37 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,606 What are you guys doing in here anyway? 38 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,409 Trying to create a new kind of restriction enzyme. 39 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:49,977 What does it look like? 40 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,912 You're messing up my room for that? 41 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,181 This is important. 42 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,315 Restriction enzymes are used 43 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,849 for chromosome mapping, 44 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,751 DNA testing, gene splicing. 45 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,019 It's for a big national competition. 46 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,354 If we win this, 47 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,823 our paper will be published in a scientific journal. 48 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,325 We'll probably be able to write our ticket 49 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,826 to any college in the country. 50 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:10,464 Then everyone... will pay. 51 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,203 Only our incubator keeps breaking down. 52 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:18,506 Plus, we're running low on agar, we're completely out of blood, 53 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,140 our yeast keeps getting contaminated... 54 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,409 Maybe I can help. 55 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,444 That's okay, Reese. 56 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,613 If we need a head caught in a wastepaper basket, 57 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,880 we'll give you a call. 58 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,816 Why do you do that? 59 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,618 I offered to help you, and you turn it around 60 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,920 and make it about me being stupid. 61 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,189 Seriously. 62 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,990 I might have something to contribute. 63 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,560 Why don't you just give me a chance? 64 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,900 That's two pints. We'd better not take any more. 65 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,569 This is so exciting. 66 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,171 I feel like I'm going to faint! 67 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,242 Four dollars, right? 68 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,777 Thanks. Say hi to Dewey for me. 69 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,680 Who was that? 70 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,915 Oh, some kid from Dewey's class selling chocolate. 71 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:03,751 Enjoy your strained beets, 72 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,018 little man. 73 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,257 Is it that time of year again? 74 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,991 Mom, please don't make me. 75 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,160 Aha! I wondered what you were doing 76 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,928 with a book bag. 77 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,831 I don't want to go door-to-door selling stupid candy. 78 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,268 Dewey, your father and I have missed everything at school this year-- 79 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,336 the paper drive, the car wash, the bake sale. 80 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,372 We need you to pick up the slack. 81 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,839 You are doing this. 82 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,808 Dad, do I have to? 83 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,010 DEWEY: Dad? 84 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,045 Of course you're doing it. 85 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,079 It'll be great 86 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,481 for your character to sell-- 87 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,916 oh, what's a good number-- 88 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,884 275 bars. 89 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,786 Looks like there's about another half hour 90 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,955 of sunlight left-- what are you waiting for? 91 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,423 Fine, I'll do it! 92 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,158 But I just want you to know, 93 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:21,394 if some crazy couple steals me and then raises me as a girl, 94 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,730 it's on your head. 95 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,897 No, it's not. 96 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,333 (groans) 97 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,467 Hello? 98 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,801 Hey, Dewey. What's going on? 99 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:30,170 You won't believe what Mom's putting me through. 100 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,405 What is it this time? 101 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,607 They're doing a candy bar drive at school, 102 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,410 and we've all been given a ton of candy bars to sell. 103 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,811 Oh, I used to hate that. 104 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,581 And you know what Mom did? What? 105 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,550 She forbid me to sell them. 106 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,852 She said I'd never be able 107 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,153 to sell a single one. 108 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:48,088 Oh, she did? 109 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,357 That is horrible! 110 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,924 I'll buy a dozen right now, Dewey. 111 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:54,462 She even compared me selling candy to you getting married. 112 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,163 You know what? Make it two dozen. 113 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,366 But don't tell Mom-- she'll think I did it 114 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,533 just to make her mad. 115 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,369 Tell her someone else bought them. 116 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:02,470 Wouldn't that be a lie? 117 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:03,604 It doesn't matter. 118 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,138 It's justified-- she's the reason 119 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,307 that no one in this family has any confidence. 120 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,043 I'm hanging up right now so I can write you a check. 121 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,515 Hey, Fred, where are you going with that piglet? 122 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:17,284 Well, can't keep him in the pen. The sow rejected him. 123 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,186 So you're gonna take him home? 124 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:21,855 Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. 125 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,991 Oh, no! 126 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,192 Do you have to? 127 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,660 Well, listen, he's half the size 128 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,961 of the rest of the litter. 129 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,797 The other piglets won't let him feed. 130 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,331 It's the humane thing to do. 131 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,967 Fred, you can't do this. Look at his face. 132 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,370 He knows you're gonna take him out and kill him. 133 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,238 Well, he does now. 134 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,173 Ralph! What? 135 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,809 You can't kill him if he has a name. 136 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,177 It's Ralph. Little Ralph the piglet. 137 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,647 Aw, geez. 138 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,350 That's my kid's name. Here. 139 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:54,021 (grunting softly) (sighs) 140 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,927 (timer ticking) 141 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,495 (bell dings) 142 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,096 Did it separate? 143 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,064 Hell, no. 144 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,767 So we still don't have an enzyme. 145 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,168 What is our problem? 146 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,437 We've tried... 147 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,938 every variable... 148 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,206 of heat... and pressure? 149 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,708 Yes, yes, yes. 150 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,677 We've tried acids, we've tried bases. 151 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,412 How much blood do we have left? 152 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:19,680 Plenty. 153 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,381 I snuck... 154 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:24,351 another pint... when he was sleeping. 155 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,087 Stevie! He wants... to help. 156 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,556 I know, but I took care of that. 157 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:31,024 He kept bugging me, so I gave him some food coloring 158 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,460 and told him they were chemicals. 159 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,795 Guys, guys! I've made a discovery! 160 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:39,366 When you mix blue and yellow, you get an entirely new color! 161 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,034 I'm gonna name it... 162 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,070 "blellow." 163 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,441 Hey, look at this. 164 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,444 Dewey has already sold 52 candy bars. 165 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,480 He still has a long way to go, Lois. 166 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,115 Let's keep our feet on the ground. 167 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,652 For now. 168 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,689 Kitty, come down. 169 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,260 Fear not! 170 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,429 (meows) 171 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,500 (meows) 172 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,302 Have your pets spayed or neutered. 173 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,509 It's nice Dewey's working so hard for the school. 174 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:25,779 If he keeps this up, we'll be able to blow off the Safety Fair. 175 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,116 (doorbell rings) 176 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,351 Hello, sir. 177 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,986 Sorry. I don't eat candy. 178 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,955 Oh, these aren't candy bars. 179 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,524 These are America Bars. 180 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,492 What are you talking about? 181 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,661 You know, America Bars. 182 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:44,031 Well, actually, I prefer the term "Freedom Bars." 183 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,033 You love America, right? 184 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,200 Well, of course I do. 185 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,102 Well, there are a lot of people out there 186 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,539 who are hoping we won't do our part. 187 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:52,506 What do you mean? 188 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,942 You know. People. People who don't have 189 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,344 this country's best interests at heart. 190 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:01,181 So, these candy bars help fight terrorism? 191 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,885 With every chocolatey, nougaty bite. 192 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:05,786 How much are they? 193 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,888 $9.50. 194 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:08,956 I'll take two. 195 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:09,890 Thank you. 196 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,825 No, young man. Thank you. 197 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,129 (seething breaths) 198 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,999 Separate! 199 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,636 Hello... 200 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,672 trade school. 201 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,340 I wish Reggie would kill Archie 202 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,909 and take over this comic. 203 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,911 Malcolm, I need you to watch Jamie for a while. 204 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,714 Mom, we're at a very critical point in our experiment. 205 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,683 I'm sorry. Are you new? 206 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,619 Stevie, explain to your friend how things work around here. 207 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,192 (happy gurgling) 208 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,997 Anything? 209 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,765 No change. 210 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,367 Bounce him higher. 211 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,204 Well, none of these worked. 212 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,939 Maybe we should... 213 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,911 Oh, my God! 214 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:07,681 (labored breathing): It... separated! 215 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,617 Yeah! We did it! 216 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,684 We made an enzyme! 217 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:11,685 Unbelievable! 218 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:12,720 What'd you do to it? 219 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,723 I didn't... do anything. 220 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,927 What? Well, neither did I. 221 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,435 (gasps) 222 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,903 Blellow! 223 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,340 Hey, guys. 224 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,254 How did... you do it? 225 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,555 I didn't do anything. 226 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,058 Look, we're not mad at you. 227 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,592 We just need to know what you did. 228 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,961 Why are you always blaming me? 229 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,929 Reese, you did a good thing. 230 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,265 You somehow got this thing to separate. 231 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,466 You must have added something. 232 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,768 What was it? 233 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,670 Oh. 234 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,505 I just... I don't know if I can even remember. 235 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,641 I mean, I wasn't paying that much attention, 236 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,476 and there was all this other stuff going on. 237 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,011 And I'm not sure why I'd tell you... 238 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,080 if you're not going to give me credit! 239 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:13,981 What? 240 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,282 This is a big contest. 241 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,850 Big enough for the three of us. 242 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,419 So, either we split the credit three ways, 243 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,254 or I'm not talking. 244 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,623 You are picking 245 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,259 the wrong guys to mess with, Reese. 246 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,095 Yeah. 247 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,362 Let's tattle. 248 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,931 ...and he won't tell us what he did 249 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,432 unless we give him credit for it. 250 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,767 It's so unfair. 251 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,502 All he did was just read comic books 252 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,304 and we've been working on it for weeks. 253 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,772 What is it you want me to do, Malcolm? 254 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:39,807 Force him to tell us. 255 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,841 Wait a minute. 256 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,110 It seems to me if Reese fixed your experiment, 257 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,311 he should get some credit. 258 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,013 What? No. 259 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,881 He doesn't even know why it works. 260 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,050 I've been working for 20 years without knowing why. 261 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,185 Give Reese the credit. 262 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,722 (pig squeals) 263 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,989 Calm down, Ralph, it's okay. 264 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,657 You're all right. 265 00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,626 What happened? 266 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,128 The other piglets were mean to him. 267 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,529 Francis, you said last week 268 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,164 you'd put that thing back in its pen. 269 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,499 I tried, but he's just so good-natured and sweet, 270 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,901 the others won't let him feed. 271 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,402 I am not putting him back in there 272 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,138 until I teach him to be more assertive. 273 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,842 But we're spending every second of the day taking care of him. 274 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,810 Hey, no one ever said raising a pig would be easy. 275 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,479 No one ever said we'd be raising a pig. 276 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,848 Listen, Francis... 277 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,083 either you return Ralph to his pen tonight, 278 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,019 or he's gonna be looking up at you from an omelet. 279 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,989 Come on, Ralph. 280 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,557 (grunts) 281 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,759 It's gut-check time. 282 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,493 Your brothers don't think you can keep up with them. 283 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,494 Is that what you think? 284 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,196 Come on, I know you can do it. 285 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,898 You just gotta get tough. 286 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,467 Come on, show me your mean face. 287 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,441 (sighs) 288 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,746 (low humming) 289 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,647 (bell dings) 290 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,052 (sighs) 291 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,288 Hmm. What's that? 292 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,622 (sniffs deeply) 293 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,192 Ah. The stink of failure. 294 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,393 Okay, Reese. We give up. 295 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,762 Just tell us what you did and we'll give you credit. 296 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,298 Okay, just sign this. 297 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,436 "Reese is a full partner in this experiment 298 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,705 "and is entitled to a full share of the credit 299 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,273 "because without his help, 300 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,409 this would have been impossible." 301 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,750 Outwitted... 302 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,685 by a dumb ass. 303 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,789 Everything seems to be in order. 304 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,925 All right, Reese, tell us what you did. 305 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,260 Okay. 306 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,095 I have no idea. 307 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,164 I don't remember doing anything special to it. 308 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,799 What?! But now when you 309 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,400 make fun of me and tell people I'm stupid, 310 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,136 I have actual evidence in your own handwriting 311 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,671 that says I'm just as smart as you are. 312 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,707 Hah! Finally, there is justice in... 313 00:12:55,775 --> 00:13:00,347 This baby's mother is 13 years old. 314 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,150 Every candy bar you buy 315 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,419 goes towards buying unwed mothers like her 316 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,089 schoolbooks and hot lunches. 317 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,058 I'll get my purse. 318 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,294 (Reese groans) 319 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,830 I'm telling you I don't remember! 320 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,598 Okay, let him up. 321 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,133 (click) (Reese screams) 322 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,303 Reese... 323 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,671 this is important. 324 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,939 It's for medicine. 325 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,209 This enzyme could help save somebody's life one day. 326 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,979 Just please try to think about what you did. 327 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,182 Um... 328 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,051 I can't. I'm sorry. 329 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,686 I don't know. 330 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,321 I was just hanging out in the room like I always do. 331 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,623 Re... create it. 332 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,392 Yeah, that's a great idea. 333 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,459 Just do everything you did 334 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,061 when you were in the room by yourself. 335 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,630 Just close your eyes and pretend. 336 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,732 See everything you did in your mind's eye 337 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,467 and then just do what you see. 338 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,137 Stevie and I aren't even here. 339 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,240 You're alone in the room just like before. 340 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,176 Okay, let's see... 341 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,346 First thing was... 342 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,081 you guys left. 343 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,919 And then I went to the test tubes... 344 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,154 ...to see what an enzyme tasted like. 345 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,355 (cork pops) 346 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,858 But then it was boring already. 347 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:25,198 And then... I saw something shiny... 348 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,870 ...and I put it in my "shiny" box. 349 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,907 And then... 350 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,376 Right. 351 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,681 And then I got one of Malcolm's shirts... 352 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,383 and then I... 353 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,433 Oh, my God. 354 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:04,404 Then I played with Dewey's Game Boy. 355 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:06,773 And your teacher called to say 356 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,808 you sold more chocolate bars than anyone else. 357 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,077 She said all your classmates hate you. 358 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,145 I'm so proud, Dewey. 359 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,247 Well, you know, it's a good product. 360 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,949 They really sell themselves. 361 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,084 I can't believe it. 362 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,953 Dewey sold over 1,500 candy bars. 363 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,123 1,500... 364 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,359 Page 12. 365 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,704 (engine revving, tires squealing) 366 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,820 They'll eat your dad's dust. 367 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,223 (doorbell rings) 368 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,126 Hi. 369 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,161 Is this where the boy lives who's selling Eco-Bars? 370 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,596 Sorry, we're all out. Come back later. 371 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,465 Well, there you are. We wanted to buy some more 372 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,167 of those candy bars that heal the forests. 373 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,536 You should be so proud of your boy. 374 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,970 I don't know what you're talking about. 375 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:11,938 Of course you do. 376 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,806 You said every bar plants a seedling 377 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,542 in fire-ravaged Yellowstone. 378 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,610 Ooh, and I love the little bonus 379 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,612 of 10% going to pro-life causes. 380 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,547 Wait a minute. 381 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,383 He told me 10% went to pro-choice causes. 382 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,852 I didn't know you felt that way. 383 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,887 I didn't know you felt that way. 384 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,057 Excuse me, ladies, 385 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,991 I have to tell someone how I feel. 386 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,195 You are in 387 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,396 so much trouble. 388 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,964 I hope you'll think about what you did 389 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,833 every time you see me driving by in your prize. 390 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,335 He's not getting any prize. 391 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,403 You've been lying 392 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,405 to everyone to get them to buy candy? 393 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,973 What did we tell you about lying? 394 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,741 Lying is the worst thing you can do. 395 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,843 It destroys character, Dewey. 396 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,080 It destroys the trust people have in each other. 397 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,347 Do you understand? 398 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,682 Yes. 399 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,150 What do you have to say for yourself? 400 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,419 Francis told me to do it. 401 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,188 I should have known. 402 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,923 Did you tell your brother to lie about those candy bars? 403 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,525 You bet I did. 404 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,526 And I'm sick of you 405 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,827 standing on the sidelines 406 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,695 sabotaging everything we try to do. 407 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,931 Have you lost your mind, Francis? 408 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,933 What kind of advice is that to give to your brother? 409 00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,001 This is all your fault. 410 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,236 I'm just trying 411 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,170 to help the kid 412 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,106 instead of tearing him down all the time. 413 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,373 And I'm sick of you thinking 414 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,242 that everything we do is stupid. 415 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,449 Okay, Ralph, remember your visualization. 416 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,883 You're mean, you're tough. 417 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,285 You're the biggest pig in the pen 418 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,753 and you're not afraid of anyone. 419 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,055 Get in there, kick some ass 420 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,626 and nurse like you have never nursed before. 421 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,863 Hey, that's it, Ralph. 422 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,898 Get in there. Good for you. 423 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,234 Good. (squealing) 424 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,801 Okay, stop, Ralph. 425 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,570 Ralph, no biting. 426 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,605 Oh, not the mother, too! 427 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,207 (squealing) (screams) 428 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,676 That's gross. (grunting, running hoofbeats) 429 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,480 No, Ralph, not the... 430 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,183 chicken coop. (chickens clucking) 431 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,054 If I were you, I'd hurry up and start naming the cattle. 432 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,456 (cow mooing) 433 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,057 ...and then my ears 434 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,992 were finally clean. 435 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,394 Then I was going to update 436 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,928 my enemies list, 437 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,365 but I remembered I had math homework. 438 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,437 Didn't get it. 439 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,174 Didn't get it. Didn't get it. 440 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,808 Didn't get it. 441 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,645 Stupid. Stupid. 442 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,216 Stupid. Stupid. 443 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,085 Stupid. 444 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,622 I hate you, I hate you. 445 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,499 Then I worked on my triceps. 446 00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:00,673 Hey, no one likes math. 447 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,044 Sorry. 448 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,147 That's okay. 449 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,519 So, what'd you do next? 450 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,386 Nothing. 451 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,322 I started playing with the ball. 452 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,530 Well, I guess we won't... 453 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,332 Throw it... again. 454 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,499 What? 455 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,401 Reese, keep throwing it. 456 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,510 Look. 457 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,582 It separated. 458 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,684 It separated! 459 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,152 There must be asbestos in the ceiling. 460 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,587 Of course. 461 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,722 What are you talking about? Reese, you did it. 462 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,058 Asbestos is a highly mutagenic material. 463 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:55,395 It can change the way cells reproduce-- these cells. 464 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,996 And it's been here the whole time. 465 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,565 We have asbestos in our ceiling. 466 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,033 ALL: We have asbestos in our ceiling. 467 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,735 We have asbestos in our ceiling. 468 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,239 Yay. 469 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,208 What? 470 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,715 LOIS: Scrabbled eggs, coming up. 471 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,255 So we're living out here 472 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,357 till they get the asbestos cleaned out. 473 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,625 Oh, and we won the contest. 474 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,627 Turns out the company sponsoring it 475 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,195 keeps all the patent rights. 476 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,564 They're using our work to make a new cholesterol drug 477 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,199 that'll earn billions. 478 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,401 And you know what we got? 479 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,369 A pencil case. 480 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,104 It has a compass in it. 481 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,275 Mom, Dad, anybody need a pencil? 482 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,611 No, Reese. We still don't need a pencil. 483 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,080 Well, if you do, you know where to find it. 484 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,982 Okay, Francis, how much longer are we 485 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,319 going to have to share the bed with Ralph? 486 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,220 It's getting ridiculous. 487 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,922 He puts up a brave front, 488 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,691 but I don't think he really feels that confident. 489 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,965 He'll let us know when he's ready.