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Invader Zim
Germs
s01e04A (s01e07)

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Subtitles: Ainee

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What are we going to do?!
In only a matter of hours

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the alien scourge will bring
the human race to its knees!

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I know! Let's build a giant space
station, evacuate all the people,

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and live among the stars!

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There's not enoug
time for that!

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Can we build a small
space station and just

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evacuate all
the scientists?

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Allow me to make
a demonstration.

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Right! We'll destroy
them with pepper!

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The aliens are
allergic... to germs!!!

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- Hooray for Earth!
- GIR! Earth is our enemy!

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- I understand.
- Stupid human propaganda!

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The very concept of a superior
alien species being felled

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by something as pathetic
as germs is sure fantasy!

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Do they really believe
that could happen?

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Trying to conquer
an alien world?

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Remember, never
underestimate the

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small threats...
like germs!!!

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Yes, germs. Every planet has
them, and many an invading

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life form has been thwarted
by these invisible enemies.

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- It's true! - So whether you
are out conquering worlds

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or are just concerned
about these tiny pests,

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make sure you're prepared with a
pair of germ-spotting microgoggles.

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Click here for a free
five-second demo.

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Neat!

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Now, let's see this
mighty human threat!

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Demo mode
activating.

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Wasn't that neat? Thank
you for trying microgoggles.

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If you like what you saw,
please order the full version.

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Thank you. Please
wait for delivery.

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So... much...
filth!

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Let's go to
my room, pig!

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I never even suspected
that the battle for the planet

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would ever take place
in my own fortress!

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Hear me now,
germs!

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Prepare yourselves
for destruction!

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The stink
of clean!

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Why?!

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Another win for
the Irken army!

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Clean lemony fresh
victory is mine!

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Alright, see
you later, pig!

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I'm gonna roll around the
floor for a little bit, 'kay?

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GIR, what are you
doing? Stop immediately!

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You're disgusting!

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Somebody
needs a hug!

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No, no, no,
no, no GIR, no!

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I'm gonna
hug you!

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Nooooooooooo!!!

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The enemy, regrouping!
Worse than I thought!

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I still got a
hug in me!

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Not gonna get me. Germs,
chewing my squeedly spooch.

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Not my squeedly
spooch, you don't.

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What about the mission?
What about the mission?

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I should report in but the germs,
explody germs. So many germs!

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The mission!
The mission!

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I have a job to do!
I am an invader!

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I can't let these germs make me
lose sight of the bigger mission!

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The school! The school will
know I've been missing!

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They must be really
suspicious by now!

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- Hey, where's Zim?
- Hm? I dunno.

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And I haven't reported
to the Tallest in too long!

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They will be worried about
me! Mustn't alarm them!

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Incoming report
from Earth.

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Zim. You know we really
should've given him a mission

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on a sun or a planet of
broken glass or something.

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Or one of those
exploding head planets.

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Yes, what is
it now, Zim?

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Sirs. I apologize for
not reporting in, but...

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Excuse me.

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All is going well,
nothing too big

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to report aside
from the usual...

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Would you look at
the size of that one!

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No! No! I'm almost
out of disinfectant!

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All hope will be lost
if I don't get more!

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Never! But, I'm
not giving up!

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I'll destroy youuu!

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And you, and you,
and youuuuu!!!

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Did that scare
you too?

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GIR!

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Pay attention, GIR. We
have to go to the store

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to pick up some more
cleaning things.

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I need as much as I can get, so
you'll have to help me carry stuff.

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You're still so germy!
But it'll have to do.

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I need to save some of
this for the trip. Come, GIR!

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Look, there it is.

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- Lemme try.
- No GIR! The germs!

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My germ spray!
GIR! Come back!

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Are you next
in line?

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Horror...

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GIR! The disinfectant!
Where is it?!

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I lost it.
Wanna bite!

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Wait a minute!

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There are no germs
on this thing!

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Completely
germ free!

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How is this possible?
How can this be?

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You! Burger lord! How is it that
this meat is so pure, so perfect?!

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Well, it all
started in 1962...

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Utilizing advances in
modern food synthesis,

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scientists at NASA began work
on a germ hostile space meat

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to be used during long
expeditions into deep space!

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Only recently has their
hard work paid off.

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As even more advances
in the field of space meat

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have been made and applied
to what is now called

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"Operation Meat".

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Seeing this as a way to end
their streak of being sued

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by angry costumers
poisoned by their burgers,

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the Mac Meaties corporation
decided to try this

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miraculous space meat.

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Not having access
to that technology,

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we make ours
out of napkins.

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Ingenious. This gives me
an idea, greasy burger man.

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Yes! A way around the germs!
A way I can resume my mission

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and deal with the germ enemy
without bringing any attention

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to myself! Yes, yes!
The answer is in the meat!

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Give me
all the meat!

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How ya doin'?

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Subtitles: Ainee