1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,039 This House, at times, can feel somewhat detached 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,079 from the outside world, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:11,159 so let me remind you all that Christmas is approaching. 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:16,719 And you know, it struck me, as I said goodbye to my wife yesterday 5 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,359 to come here, 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,919 that this proposed bill and Christmas have a lot in common. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,679 They're both about my three favourite words, actually, 8 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,799 and those words are 9 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,120 family, family, fa... 10 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,799 Your wife's on the phone. My what? 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,119 Your wife. My wife? 12 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,360 Ugh... I spoke to her just yesterday. 13 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:46,000 Sorry, chaps, it's just this woman from my wedding. 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,639 Hello, dearest. 15 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,760 God. 16 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,719 Sorry, I can't hear a word you're saying, darling. 17 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,000 It's a terrible line. 18 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,439 Oh, that's the baby, is it? Ha. 19 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,119 - What? - When will you be home? 20 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,799 Oh, no, sorry, darling. 21 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,119 I won't be coming home tonight, I'm afraid. 22 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,799 - I know... - Tomorrow? 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,279 Or tomorrow. 24 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,399 - I know... - I'm so upset! 25 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,239 Well, I'm heartbroken too, darling. 26 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,679 Yes, I know... 27 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,960 ...but the truth is, darling, er... 28 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,360 ...something's just come up. 29 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,720 Oh, what's he doing now? 30 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,079 Yes! 31 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,119 He's doing spuds in beef dripping. 32 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,199 Oh-ho! He knows his onions. 33 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,479 Potatoes. 34 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,999 Are you ready for this? Hell, yeah. 35 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,999 Here she comes. I should warn you, it's VERY sexy. 36 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,359 Sexy? 37 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,199 Merry Christmas Eve. Honk. Crrring. 38 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,319 Aw, Mike, that's not very Christmassy. 39 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,439 It's got a reindeer on it. 40 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,799 I think you look wonderful, Alison. You look like a firework. 41 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,719 Oh, thanks, guys. The ghosts are here, are they? I get it. 42 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,719 Admiring the master at work, yeah? 43 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,639 He's burnt the custard. Twice. 44 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,079 And he's washed all the flavour out of the turnips as well. 45 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,199 I'm a kitchen wizard. Yeah, kind of. 46 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,999 This Christmas is going to be so perfect, 47 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,959 it's going be like an advert for Christmas. 48 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,639 Look at my Christmas master plan. It's amazing, right? 49 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,439 It's all planned out, so Mum and Dad can relax. 50 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:47,559 You know what they're like - 51 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,679 always trying to do everything. Not this time. 52 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,359 Excellent planning, Michael. 53 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,519 Oh, the things I could have done with a whiteboard. 54 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,159 Gah, humbug. 55 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,519 Not a fan of Christmas, Julian? 56 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,919 Hm? Oh, no, I'm just saying there's a jar of humbugs here. 57 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,519 Oh. Also, I'm not a fan of Christmas. 58 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,799 Really? Well, it's just not the same when you're dead. 59 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,079 Can't drink booze, can't flirt with the fillies 60 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,599 at the office Christmas party. 61 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,719 If you can't do that, what's the point? Going to my room. 62 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,679 Wake me up when it's all over. 63 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,239 I suppose he does have a point. 64 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,679 I mean, don't get me wrong, you know, 65 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,399 I still get a tingle in me dingle on Christmas Eve, 66 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,439 but it is hard, with the memories of what you had. 67 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,919 I can't recall the last time I heard the King's... Queen's Speech. 68 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:30,039 I miss playing games with my boy and the nephews - 69 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,599 Buckaroo, Boggle, Yahtzee, KerPlunk. 70 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,919 Why are you talking gibberish? 71 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,239 I miss the mist-letoe. 72 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,279 Will these lips e'er be kissed again? 73 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,759 I miss presents. 74 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,279 We used to open them in the morning and then after lunch, 75 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,759 my sister would come into my room 76 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,360 and pick the ones that she wanted. 77 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,679 All this fuss, and for what? 78 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,799 This whole Christmas thing is just a fad. 79 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,919 It's been 2,000 years, Robin. 80 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,879 Exactly. And in mere 2,000 more, 81 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,559 it'll be something else. 82 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,439 The whole thing is just a... 83 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,759 What is phrase? 84 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:04,359 Oh! Flash in the pan. 85 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,599 Passing obsession. 86 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,199 Trust me, it'll never catch on. Never. 87 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,319 Well, hold on, this year can be different. 88 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,999 I'm here. We can have the best Christmas. Yes! 89 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,159 Ooh, which reminds me, 90 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,799 got to add something to the board. 91 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,559 Carole's coming? Oh, no. No, Pat. 92 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,720 I... Not... not your wife. 93 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,039 I meant a Christmas carol. 94 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,279 I'd like to sing one. 95 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,959 Maybe around the piano. 96 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,119 And your family can join in if they want to. 97 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,039 Oh, ah, I don't reckon they will. 98 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,479 They're not really carol-y. 99 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,239 Well, we can ask. They won't want to. 100 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,399 Ah, yeah, we can ask. Yeah, they won't want to. 101 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,999 Ah, they're here. 102 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,879 Great, let's ask them. 103 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,959 Yeah, they won't want to. 104 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,599 Hi, Mum. 105 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,599 There he is. My little prince. 106 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,919 Ooh, oh, Mum. 107 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,239 Alison, may I say, 108 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,759 you've made a wonderful start to the decorations this year. 109 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,919 Oh, thank you. 110 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,759 It will look even better once the tree goes up. 111 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,519 What? We've... 112 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,919 We've had this up for, like, two weeks. 113 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,719 That? Yeah. No, no, no, 114 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,479 that is a bush. 115 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,959 I mean a real tree. 116 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,239 So strong, crushing my bones. 117 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,559 Leila. 118 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,759 Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas. 119 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,359 Oh, Alison, merry Christmas. 120 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,039 Mum, I can't breathe. 121 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,119 Hi, Alison. Angela! Oh, look! Hiya! 122 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,839 Hello, Nancy. 123 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,559 Oh, a baby! 124 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,639 Oh! It looked at me! 125 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,879 Oh, yes, yes, babies do sees us sometimes, 126 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,879 till they be walkers usually. 127 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,839 Oh, this one has the sight, yeah. 128 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,279 I'm going a bit crazy. She just won't sleep. 129 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,799 Oh, poor you. Come here. 130 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,799 Mum, what's Dad doing? I told him not to bring anything. 131 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,159 Oh, it's just a few side dishes, sweetie. 132 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,799 Beef? I've got beef. 133 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,039 Beef isn't a side. 134 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,400 A side of beef is. 135 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,440 Thought we'd put you in here. 136 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,199 Hello! Nobody told me I was hosting. 137 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,199 Argh, baby! 138 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,239 Hey, now! 139 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,119 Oh, my God, you could get lost in this place. 140 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,719 Why's she bringing that in here? 141 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,199 Yeah, Mike actually still does. 142 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,439 No, no. Room rules. No babies. 143 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,719 No way, Jose. 144 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,159 This is a non-baby enclave. This is the perfect room for the baby 145 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,519 because it's the warmest room in the house. I know it's warm! 146 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,799 I wear no trousers. I'm sorry. 147 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,399 Thanks, Aly, you're a star. This is a baby-free... 148 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,599 Shut up. Hmm? 149 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,519 Oh, shut up, I'm not a star! 150 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,399 I'm just doing what anyone else would do. 151 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,159 I just really hope you get some rest. 152 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,239 We've tried everything to help her sleep. 153 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,519 I'm doing self-soothing now. 154 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,759 You just have to leave them to cry for a bit. What? 155 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,519 Must be extra hard without Steve. 156 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,799 Well, I'm used to it. He's got to work. 157 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,879 Oh, yeah, working on his hangover more like. 158 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,719 Been there, seen that, got a T-shirt, love. 159 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,040 You know what it's like for paramedics this time of year. 160 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,160 But you... You've left the baby! 161 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,919 What, now? I told you, 162 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,600 I'm in Brussels, darling. 163 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,839 Baby's still in the crying phase, is it? 164 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:11,680 I'm just, er, you know, at a restaurant. 165 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,439 Well, I'm having some delicious moules-frites. 166 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,639 What are you drinking? A crisp Sancerre. 167 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,079 What is this? Question Time? 168 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,159 Look, I know, darling. 169 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,439 I'm sorry to be missing Christmas again too, 170 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,999 but I promise you, once I've signed this treaty, 171 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,599 you'll never have to hear the words "European Union" ever again. 172 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,559 Sorry, darling, I can't hear you over that baby crying. 173 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,880 What did you say? The crying baby! 174 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,520 Help! 175 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,880 Somebody help me! 176 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,839 You brought your own sponges? 177 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,199 Since when did you clean up after yourself? 178 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,039 Since I became a grown man. 179 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,879 What is it? Oh, my... Dad. 180 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,759 How are you washing cups? There were no dirty cups. 181 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,319 There were in the cupboard. Mike. Have you got a pen? 182 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,199 I just need to put "Mike loses his temper" 183 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,759 in between lunch and pudding. Nah, nah, nah, move, man. 184 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,519 The bullet board is for me only, nobody else to... Mum! 185 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,119 The sprouts are peeled. Stop. Just a few more layers, darling. 186 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,919 Right, everyone... out. 187 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,679 Come, let's go! You first, out of the kitchen. 188 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,399 Please, Mum, apron. All right, all right. 189 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,959 Dad, put the sponge down. Let's go. Come on. OK. Thank you. 190 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,199 All right. See you later. Bye. Just trying to help my little prince. 191 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,400 Oh, my days. 192 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,159 That's better. Oh! I hope you don't mind, Alison. 193 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,880 Just in case you're hiding any handsome men in the house. 194 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,519 You'd be lucky. 195 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,159 The sauce of it! 196 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,399 Come along, Patrick. 197 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,360 Right, what do you reckon, Christmas pudding or yule log? 198 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,399 Where's Mike? Oh, he's trying not to burn stuff. 199 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,359 Is he doing the Incredible Sulk yet? 200 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,959 No, but I reckon he's going to go early this year. 201 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,879 You still got that one from last year? 202 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,679 Are you kidding? I made a remix. Look, check it out. 203 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,919 I don't want to wear a stupid elf costume! 204 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,080 I look like a lime! 205 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,279 I'm not going to wear it, no. 206 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:06,599 Mike's stupid, isn't he? 207 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,359 Guys, I told you to relax. Dad, I was going to do the fire. 208 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,679 Here he comes, girls. Silly lime man. 209 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,240 OK. Thank you. 210 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,999 Sorry, still gets me. 211 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,359 Hey, Mike. I was thinking, 212 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,799 wouldn't it be nice to get a bigger Christmas tree up in the house? 213 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,479 It was tradition in Button House... 214 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,919 ...to chop a tree down from the grounds 215 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,959 and bring it in... 216 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,160 ...on Christmas Eve. 217 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,280 Right. 218 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,959 Oh. Yeah. 219 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,879 Sure, I could do with some fresh air. 220 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,479 Oh, I could do that for you. No... No, you sit. 221 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,520 Sit. 222 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,200 Stay. 223 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,839 Me good boy. 224 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,999 Why can't they relax? 225 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,839 And I seem to remember we planted at least 50 saplings, 226 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,920 so they should have matured quite nicely by now... 227 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,119 You've got to be kidding me! 228 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,319 Well, it has been quite some time. 229 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,759 Better get cracking, mate. It's not going to chop itself down. 230 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:12,360 Now, Michael, with a shaft of this girth, the trick is firm blows. 231 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,079 Oh, good Lord! Who goes there? Show yourself! 232 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,639 A dragon! 233 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,280 Everybody, get behind Michael. 234 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,800 Don't let it eat me! 235 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,359 Don't mind, do you? I thought it'd be quicker. 236 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,959 Where'd you get that? 237 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,160 The car. 238 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,319 I've got something to cheer you up. 239 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,599 Coochie, coochie, coo. 240 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,199 Peekaboo! Stop crying. Shush now. 241 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,639 This is supposed to be fun. 242 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,519 I'm here. Oh! 243 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,119 Mary, there you are. I need your help. 244 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,919 You're a nanny, or you look like a nanny, 245 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:50,119 or you're a woman. I don't know. Er, do something. 246 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,439 Oh, you just want your nyilkies. 247 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,399 Her what now? His nyilkies. 248 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,159 Oh, good God. Oh, good God, no. 249 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,279 C'mon on then, it's only mil... 250 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:01,999 A false teat? Oh, she be a quack. 251 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,919 No, Mary. Come back. 252 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,280 Mary, don't leave me! 253 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,399 Ow, it's on my foot, Dad. Leave some of that work to me. 254 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,519 Yes, all right, let go, let go. Got it. 255 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:16,479 Oh, yeah, tree in living room. Oh, that make sense. 256 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,519 Looks good? Oh, no, that won't do. 257 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,559 It could do with a bit of cheering up. 258 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,519 There should be some decorations in the attic. 259 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,559 I think there might be some traditional decorations 260 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,319 up in the attic. I can do that. No, Dad. Please. 261 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,839 It's no problem. It's fine. I'll do it. 262 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,200 Just please go and relax with Mum by the fire... 263 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,639 Where's Mum? 264 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,959 She said she should be doing something useful, 265 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,599 so I said Mike's got tonnes of ironing that needs doing. 266 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,439 Oh, not again! My tracksuits. 267 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,559 Right, that is it, I need everyone to... 268 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,160 Christmas has come early, the Incredible Sulk is here. 269 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,639 No... No. No... 270 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,920 No, he's not, actually, cos he's not coming this year, so... 271 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,919 I was just thinking, that, uh, it's a busy day tomorrow, 272 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,559 so if everyone would like to go to bed, 273 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,079 I think that would be a good idea. 274 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,199 Please. 275 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,039 We're going to bed, aren't we, Alison? Oh, yeah, OK. 276 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,039 Yeah? Oh, OK, yeah. Mm. Yeah. 277 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,959 Going to bed. Yeah. 278 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,359 Ah... Kitty's going to bed too. 279 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,719 Might grab an early night. Excellent. 280 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,279 I might just stay here. 281 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,720 What about the tree? What about the tree? 282 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,199 Twas the night before Christmas, 283 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,679 when all through the house... 284 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,079 Goodnight, guys. Sleep well. See you in the morning. 285 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,519 ...not a creature was stirring, 286 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,399 not even a mouse. 287 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,919 Where is my bedroom? 288 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,119 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care 289 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,599 in the hopes that Saint N... I think... That's lovely, Thomas, 290 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,839 but I think I'm going to get some sleep now. OK. 291 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,439 I'll see you tomorrow. 292 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,520 You certainly will. 293 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,439 Tomorrow. 294 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,239 Yes, I will. 295 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,120 Tomorrow. Oh, you will. 296 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,480 Tomorrow. 297 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,079 OK. 298 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,159 Is it Christmas yet? 299 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,599 No... Is it Christmas yet? Kitty, go to sleep. 300 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,840 Somewhere else or there won't be a present tomorrow. 301 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,159 Ghost stuff? Yep. 302 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,479 Coping though. How are you doing? 303 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,839 They are unbelievable. 304 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,359 I'm a grown man but they still treat me like I'm nine for no reason. 305 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,439 What's that? Oh, that'll be my mum 306 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,679 with my pillowcase full of pants and deodorant. 307 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,039 She's not coming in here, is she? 308 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,879 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretend to be asleep. 309 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,080 Oh, my God, she's actually coming in. 310 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,719 Wow. 311 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,479 Yes! Get in. Love these. That's where you get your horrible pants. 312 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,040 What? Autumn Blast? They know I'm an Arctic Forest guy. 313 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,320 Is it Christmas yet? No. Oh... 314 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,799 I can't cope any more. 315 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:02,199 You can't cope?! It's all right for you. You wanted this... room. 316 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,159 I didn't ask for any of this. I had this thrust upon me. 317 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,840 I know, darling, I know. 318 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,360 She's stopped. 319 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,520 Put her down. 320 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,999 Gently. 321 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,599 That's it. 322 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,880 Gently... 323 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,600 Back away, yeah. 324 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,039 That's it. I'm done. 325 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,080 I'm taking the Jag for a drive. 326 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,160 Well, a happy Christmas to me. 327 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,319 I am literally in the fridge. 328 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,959 How can I still hear it? 329 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,520 Argh! 330 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,639 No, I won't be there, I'm afraid, darling, 331 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,759 far too busy in Brussels. 332 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,919 Shut up! 333 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,159 I know it's Christmas, darling, 334 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,959 but these oil deals don't do themselves, you know? 335 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,799 Do you think I want to spend Christmas 336 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,000 at Colonel Gaddafi's palace? 337 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,280 Family! Family! Family! 338 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:32,119 It's Christmaaaaaaas! 339 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,239 Like that? Yeah! Just like that. 340 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,759 It was amazing. 341 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,039 Happy Christmas, everyone. Happy Christmas. 342 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,999 Oh, champagne! Lord of the manor, yeah? Nice creases. 343 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,999 Don't. Come on, darling. 344 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,199 Merry Kissmas, everyone. Christmas! 345 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,440 Happy Christmas. 346 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,119 Ooh, carols. 347 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,239 I was going to say actually. Oh, I know right, boring. 348 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,879 That's better. Carols are so mournful, aren't they? 349 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,199 Yeah. 350 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,719 Merry Christmas, everyone. 351 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,599 Merry Christmas. Did you sleep? 352 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,759 Ha! Who needs sleep? It's Christmas. 353 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,719 Oh, it made it till morning. 354 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,239 That's nice, most surprising is that. 355 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,559 Right then. Presents. 356 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,679 Oh! Now, what could this be? 357 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,199 I bet it's socks. 358 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,919 I bet it sucks. 359 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,039 Hey-hey! Ah, well done, Patrick. 360 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,159 I love them. He not love them. He hate them. 361 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,279 Mike, I'm just going to... You know. 362 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,399 Oh, sure, go. I got this. 363 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,320 Oh, it's the gifts! The gifts! 364 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,199 No, no, no, please, wait. 365 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,639 Alison... Stand aside, Thorne! 366 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,319 Alison. 367 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,039 It's all right, I can wait. 368 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,320 Mike. Your big one from us. 369 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,439 You're kidding. 370 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,879 Merry Christmas, Kitty. 371 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,839 I love it! 372 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,799 I thought it looked like Button House. It does. 373 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,679 It's lovely, thank you. 374 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,359 Now, I know that you can't touch it, but basically... 375 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,280 Oh, my God... 376 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,479 It's Twister.Yeah. 377 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,839 It's Twister! 378 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,519 Oh, it's amazing, Alison, thank you. 379 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,119 Oh, you guys are going to love this. 380 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,439 It's SO funny! 381 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,559 Now lay it out flat, else you're going to break your ankles. 382 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,839 Hi, Thomas. Oh, Alison. 383 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,719 Gah, damnation. 384 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,359 Oh, Aly, look - do you like what we got Mike? 385 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,079 So good. 386 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,199 You look great. 387 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,359 I look ridiculous. I hate it. 388 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,399 Finally, someone tell the truth. 389 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,480 He look like a dumb animal. 390 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,519 Well done, Kitty. Now... 391 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,319 ...Mary... 392 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,560 ...left foot green. 393 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,999 Captain, do you want to join in? 394 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,959 No, no, I couldn't possibly. 395 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,559 It's Christmas. No, no, no, no, no. 396 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,999 Oh, come on, Cap! No, no, 397 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,519 oh, OK, all right, I will. Where do we go? 398 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,599 Left hand... Right. ...red. 399 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,879 Right. Coming in. 400 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,239 Look at that, supple as the day I died. 401 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,719 How about you, Thomas? 402 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,279 I'm occupied, thank you. 403 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,999 No, he doesn't have the physical discipline for Twist-it. 404 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,519 He's afraid he'll lose. 405 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,679 Balderdash! 406 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,639 I'd thrash you all at Twist-it then run a mile. Oh! You will? 407 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,839 Fine, fine, fine. I'll prove it. 408 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,919 Yay! Ha-ha ha! 409 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,480 Pass the sprouts, darling. Beef's nearly done. 410 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,479 Where's Mum and Dad now? Kitchen. 411 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,239 Oh, what are they doing? 412 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,759 Let's try to put you down. 413 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,639 Wish me luck, everyone. Good luck. 414 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,399 Ah, Alison. Did you see if the decorations were in the attic? 415 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,360 Oh, sorry, I forgot. 416 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,839 Let me just see to that. 417 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,800 Right. No, no, that's fine. 418 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,079 What's all this racket, guys? You're supposed to be having fun. 419 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,599 That's what I said. 420 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,479 Alison! They're taking it too seriously, Alison. 421 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,119 They're not even letting the girls play. Come off it, Pat. 422 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,319 No, you come off it! It's not bloody on. 423 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,799 Pat? No, I've had enough. 424 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,719 Alison... I'm going to the shed to drink a Watney's. 425 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,399 I'm not. Twister's going well then? 426 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,959 Yes, I've got him on the run. It's nearly time for the King's speech. 427 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,319 THOMAS, MUFFLED: Alison! 428 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,119 I've just got to get some decorations. No! 429 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,679 I'll meet you up there. Roger that. No. 430 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,319 Victory this day. 431 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,719 Alison... Completely razzled. 432 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,840 Too late. 433 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,679 Oh, you've got to be joking. I'd just dropped off. 434 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,599 This baby just will not sleep. 435 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,319 That's it. You're driving us both bloody batty, do you know that? 436 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,599 I mean, what a business! Are you hungry? 437 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,319 Oh, she doesn't know what she wants, Angela. She's a moaning Minnie. 438 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,719 That's what she is. 439 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,039 "Oh, I done a poo. Oh, I need my nappy changing. 440 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,839 "Oh, I can't do it myself." Oh, really? 441 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,839 Oh, how very convenient. 442 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,599 You know, you're acting like a complete baby, do you know that? 443 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,120 I mean, well, you are a baby, but that's not the point. 444 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,199 You've stopped crying. Um... 445 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,319 OK. 446 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:56,519 What was it? Was it the parliament point? 447 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,879 No? Um... 448 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,319 Was it the Newsnight thumbs? 449 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,320 It was? Do you like the Newsnight thumbs, little one? 450 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,239 Well, I never. Angela... 451 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,159 No, no. Shh! 452 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,519 Let Mummy sleep. 453 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,999 She needs her rest. 454 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,679 Here's the thumbs again. 455 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,920 "Hello, my name's Thumby." 456 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,399 "Hello, my name's... Er... 457 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,879 "..Bummy." 458 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,519 It's the Thumby And Bummy Show. 459 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,199 Let's tell you a story. 460 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,759 The story of the politician 461 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,960 who cared too much. 462 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,479 Once upon a time, little one, 463 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,839 there was a man who wasn't afraid to speak his mind, 464 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,759 even when the PC brigade came marching in... 465 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,199 Oh, I can't believe I found the decorations. Ah! 466 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,359 I appreciate this, Alison. 467 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,319 The monarch is our bellwether, the nation's barometer, if you will. 468 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,399 It is vital we listen to what they have to say at Christmas. 469 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,199 Hello, what's... What's going on? 470 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,199 I thought you were going to turn on the wireless. 471 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,679 Oh, no, it's all televised now. 472 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,479 If you had said to me... 473 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,039 Good Lord! No, no, wait, wait, wait. 474 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,119 No, it's like I'm in her actual drawing room. 475 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,839 I thought this was what you wanted. 476 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,319 Well, yes. But no! I mean, this is unseemly. 477 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,839 I can see her posy. 478 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,279 No, no, no, this is very inappropriate, Alison. 479 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,239 An officer and a gentleman should not be privy to the colour 480 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,239 and thickness of the Queen's curtains. 481 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,440 I can't look. 482 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,999 Alison, at last. 483 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,279 Is it time? 484 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,160 Yes. It is time. 485 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,559 I just hope it lives up to expectations. 486 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,840 I'm sure it will. 487 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,919 What? No! 488 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,760 Take it down. Take it down! 489 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,319 OK, everyone, Christmas dinner is served. 490 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,959 Ah, she's up. 491 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,359 Oh, my God, that's what sleep feels like. 492 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,879 Are you bringing Nancy down? 493 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,439 Well, now she starts to cry if I try and take her OUT of the room. 494 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,799 Babies - nuts. Who's for beef? 495 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,639 Dad, I'm carving. 496 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,199 All right, serve yourselves, everyone. 497 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,279 This looks great, Mum. 498 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,919 Thanks, Mum. This looks great, thank you. 499 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,959 These sprouts look good, Mike. 500 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,599 Nothing to do with me. Yeah, that was Mum as well. 501 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,400 Did you do any of this, Mike? 502 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,439 OK... 503 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,319 You know what? I won't bother ever again. OK? 504 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,079 Yeah, film it, film it. OK, film it, yeah. 505 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,679 You treat me like a kid, I'll act like one. 506 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,000 Why is that...? 507 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,919 I just wanted to be in charge for once, OK, 508 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,599 so that you guys can relax. Yeah? 509 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,279 Oh, good luck, Mike, cos Dad's in the woods chopping trees down. 510 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,359 Your mum's ironing your tracksuits, carving the beef that you brought. 511 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,679 That's not a side dish! It's not a side. 512 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,119 Whoa, this year's a classic. 513 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,479 Yeah, make the most of it. Yeah, make the most of it, 514 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,799 because this is the last time I try and do anything for you ever again. 515 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,319 OK? Yeah? 516 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,279 It's just that it might not... 517 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,119 Michael! 518 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,719 Great, yeah, I'll be in my room. 519 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,799 Ladies and gentlemen, 520 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,119 that was the Incredible Sulk. 521 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,879 Um, I'll just get... It's OK. 522 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,200 I better go. 523 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,399 You two are so awful to him. 524 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,880 What?! Honestly, he brings it on himself. 525 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,439 I could see absolutely everything. 526 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,799 It was an intrusion. I mean, what's next? 527 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,079 Taking pictures of them on holiday, I should imagine. 528 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,119 The world's gone mad. Well, at least you got your Christmas wishes. 529 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,079 Yes, I don't even know why I bothered asking. 530 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,399 It was never going to be the same. 531 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,759 I actually quite liked my present, 532 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,039 but I suppose it's a shame that I can't really do anything with it. 533 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,559 It's all holly-tinted spectacles, Kitty. 534 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,559 You think it's fun but it's not. 535 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,759 The games always ended up with the boys arguing 536 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,479 and me drinking Watney's in the shed. 537 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,999 Oh, let's face it, family Christmases suck eggs. 538 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,240 It's supposed to suck eggs, Pat. 539 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,039 I had a daughter, you know. 540 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,639 She was only four years old when I died, 541 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,480 yet I managed to miss every single Christmas with her. 542 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,999 I missed them all. 543 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,319 Missed the crying, the screaming, the sleepless nights. 544 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,759 I thought I was so clever avoiding all that, 545 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,159 but now I realise... 546 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,279 ...it's all part of it. 547 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,239 Your family are supposed to drive you bonkers at Christmas. 548 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,559 The tree's never straight. 549 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,279 The parlour games are never as hilarious as they were last year. 550 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,199 Someone always gives you a duff present. 551 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,599 You always end up kissing the wrong person under the mistletoe. 552 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,279 Ha! Been there a few times, I can tell you. 553 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,479 But that's the point. 554 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,119 Christmas isn't supposed to be perfect. 555 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,640 That's what makes the whole thing so bloody Christmassy, isn't it? 556 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:49,080 So let's not get too down on the old family Christmas just yet, eh? 557 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,919 Maybe we should just feel grateful 558 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,400 that we're having one at all. 559 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,560 I never even knew what I was missing. 560 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,840 Family, family, family. 561 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,039 Hello, my baby. 562 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,439 You've been so good. 563 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,959 Thank you, my darling. 564 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,679 You're welcome, my darling. She's done a poo, I think. 565 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,399 And she'll be needing her nyilkies round about now. 566 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,800 No, thank you, Mary. 567 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,960 There you are. 568 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,200 Can I let you into a little secret, son? 569 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:53,039 The reason why old mums and dads like us want to do everything 570 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,600 is because we like it. 571 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,760 And maybe it's a bit because, I don't know... 572 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,200 ...we're scared. 573 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,439 Scared of what? 574 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,440 For the day we can't do it any more. 575 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,479 You know what? 576 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,360 There is one thing you can do for me. 577 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,519 ♪ In the bleak midwinter 578 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:37,119 ♪ Frosty wind made moan 579 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:42,599 ♪ Earth stood hard as iron 580 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,959 ♪ Water like a stone 581 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:53,679 ♪ Snow had fallen Snow on snow 582 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,920 ♪ Snow on snow 583 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:04,839 ♪ In the bleak midwinter 584 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,920 ♪ Long ago 585 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:15,719 ♪ In the bleak midwinter 586 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,840 ♪ Long ago. ♪ 587 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,359 Wow. 588 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,040 She really loves carols. 589 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,439 I'm not sure about this, Pat. 590 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,919 What if my daughter was so traumatised by my death 591 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,719 she became something dreadful like a drug addict 592 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,200 or an alternative comedian? 593 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,279 It's better to know, mate. 594 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,120 Trust me. OK. 595 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,639 Oh, she became an MP! 596 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,199 Pat, look. 597 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,239 She followed in her old man's footsteps. 598 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,839 Ho-ho, and she looks like she means business. 599 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,399 Yeah. 600 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,960 What's the Green Party? 601 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,039 Ah, well. 602 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,400 Nobody's perfect. 603 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,960 Oh, I didn't know it did that! 604 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,840 Christmas, eh? 605 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,600 Suppose it might catch on.