1 00:00:05,899 --> 00:00:08,700 Thank you. 2 00:00:49,530 --> 00:00:51,390 Boy, this is a great sauna. 3 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:54,790 The best thing is the natural heat. 4 00:01:07,690 --> 00:01:08,690 Consider me at your disposal. 5 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:10,630 Look at all this suet. 6 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,450 Today's your lucky day. 7 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:15,590 You give me a massage, I give you a massage. 8 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:17,590 That's equality, right? 9 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:20,750 Hooray for women's lib! 10 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:44,690 And down and chew the fats. All three of them. 11 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:46,210 And four of them enough for all of you. 12 00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:48,590 Yours truly is always generous. 13 00:01:48,790 --> 00:01:50,130 And believes in fairness. 14 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,950 Never mind. 15 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:30,630 A faithful finish. 16 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:34,350 Too much eroticism for a man his age. Too much, too much. 17 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:35,590 There stands no reason. 18 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:39,190 You add to it an excess of heat, shall we say, the fact he was no longer a kid. 19 00:02:39,430 --> 00:02:41,970 Well, if you want to play like that, well, then you've got to pay. 20 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:43,570 I have a feeling you're right. 21 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,040 And just, uh, what are we going to tell the widow? The truth. Please, senora, 22 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,120 your husband passed away as a result of a cramp, I suppose we could say. What 23 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:51,769 kind of cramp? 24 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:54,430 You want to know what kind of cramp? Well, then, I guess I'd better explain, 25 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:57,250 senora. The sort of cramp you get when a muscle is rigid. 26 00:02:57,550 --> 00:02:58,550 What muscle? 27 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,090 Poor guy, his heart just explodes. 28 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:04,830 Like a gun going off. Oh, senora, I hate to see you carrying on like this. 29 00:03:04,930 --> 00:03:07,870 Bitter with the sweet. There's no sense in crying your eyes out to make them all 30 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:11,310 sore. Now, aside from your eyes, senora, there are certain other practical 31 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,210 things to consider. Here, take a look. You want it? 32 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:16,030 Now, you've got to consider the life ahead of you. 33 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:20,000 You must consider your future. That's right. You've got to do in other words. 34 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,740 You take the situation in your head. 35 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:26,240 No, no, don't, Raffaele. That's not the situation we're discussing. I mean, we 36 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,240 should share the work. 37 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:32,000 I mean, I would really appreciate it. What is it, Signora? Consider it done, 38 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,040 whatever it is. 39 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:36,520 Please send a telegram to my dear little stepbrother. A telegram? What? 40 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,280 I feel the need of a man. 41 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,260 You've got one right here, Signora. 42 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,680 Now I want the feeling of family. 43 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:50,640 Except for my little stepdaughter. 44 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:54,340 And it should have arrived before the funeral. 45 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,360 What are you waiting for? Go send a telegram. It was your idea. 46 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,619 Yeah, before. 47 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,800 Now that's past history. I think I get it. 48 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:09,430 Oh, my dear stepbrother. 49 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:11,350 You came to me. 50 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:13,690 You answered my call in my hour of need. 51 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:17,810 I feel as close to you as if we're of the same blood. But, oh, let's not talk 52 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:20,710 blood. There's poor Salvatore in his coffin without it. 53 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:23,650 Honest to God, I never thought they'd be able to get that thing down. Medical 54 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:24,650 scientists, they do wonders. 55 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,710 It's been so many years since we've seen each other. 56 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,630 I was afraid you might have changed, but no. 57 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:33,130 You are still the good and virtuous Antonello that you always were. Not the 58 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:34,130 family, huh? 59 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:36,850 I didn't think that he had the nerve to suspect it. 60 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:39,690 It's so good that you're here, Antonello. 61 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:44,070 There's a lot of money, and, well, a widow needs protection from hyenas. Get 62 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,690 picture? But don't you have a stepdaughter? 63 00:05:45,950 --> 00:05:48,030 There's my Eleni, yes, but she's a baby. 64 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:51,610 Arcentina, bring the valises, won't you, dear? 65 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:54,970 Go and refresh yourself. Take a shower. You've come a long way. 66 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:57,850 Yeah. You're a real brother, even though it's stiff. 67 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:05,790 Arcentina? Yes, ma 'am? Show my brother the way to the bar. 68 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,840 How well you handle yourself in your time of sorrow. 69 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:15,660 Here we are. 70 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,520 Look out for the water. The faucets don't work too well. I'll just wash my 71 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,520 hands. 72 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,600 Oh, I bet it was those faucets. They got you, huh? You didn't ruin your sweater. 73 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,380 Nearly. What a pity. I'm Caruso, the family lawyer. 74 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:46,740 That's what I figured. 75 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,600 Husband in the cemetery? 76 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,160 A woman needs legal aid. I bet. 77 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,700 Suspicious, aren't you? Real loyal to your stepsister, right? 78 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,600 How much do you want? 79 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,180 What? Her money. 80 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,380 You have to resign yourself, Don Antonello. 81 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,040 We all must go on. It's the way of the world. 82 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,440 Don Antonello. 83 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,620 Don Antonello. 84 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,220 Raffaele Virzi. 85 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:10,530 I was in business with a deer deceased. 86 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:13,990 I just can't tell you how very awful I feel. Okay, then don't. 87 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:15,490 Severio? Sir? 88 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:16,990 This is my son, Severio. 89 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:18,590 He's a new breed, huh? 90 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,830 Will you cut that out, huh? 91 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:23,790 I don't want you to worry. There are no problems. 92 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:25,990 You're looking at a businessman. 93 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,230 It's all under control. 94 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:32,570 I've got the control, huh? And it's my business to take good care of the widow 95 00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:33,570 in this case. 96 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,490 Why don't you go and rest a bit, huh? 97 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:37,950 You're tight. Go on. Take a nice rest. 98 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:40,850 Are you Antonello? 99 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,170 Yes. 100 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:44,910 Condolences. Isn't it terrible? If you say so. 101 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:47,750 I'm Juliana, a family friend. 102 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:49,590 I'm sorry for your trouble. 103 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:52,970 No, it's I who should be sorry about your loss. 104 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,109 My what? 105 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:55,110 Isn't it your loss, too? 106 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:57,410 Yes, I suppose it is. 107 00:07:57,630 --> 00:08:00,990 Well, it's really a pleasure to meet you. It's not a day for pleasure. 108 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:05,150 Annunziata never said you were so good -looking. 109 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,400 haven't seen her in years. You see, I've been living in Naples. 110 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:13,480 When Salvatore's first wife died and my stepsister married him, well, I didn't 111 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,140 get along too well with Salvatore. You understand? 112 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,900 My, you're just so nice and so sympathetic. 113 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,220 Oh, my father. 114 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:22,780 Charles. 115 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:24,660 You won't believe this line. 116 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:26,980 You prefer breath or thought? 117 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,480 Yeah, you're right. I don't. 118 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,620 Come on, for God's sake. He married me for my body, not to feed your mouth. 119 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,100 Still, you could have persuaded the old cheapskate to help me out once in a 120 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:42,480 while. And I still don't understand what you want me here for now. 121 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:47,120 To protect me, obviously, and play Dutch uncle to my stepdaughter. 122 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,360 And you? 123 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,100 Me? 124 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:53,220 Finally, I'm going to have some fun for a change. I haven't had fun in years. 125 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,640 And to you, my pride doesn't enter into it at all. Or my dignity. And my 126 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,640 position doesn't count. 127 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,800 I've arrived as a novelist, you know. 128 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:03,630 Arrive? Right. Right here you've arrived, and here you'll stay. You'll 129 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,950 nothing. The servants are yours. 130 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:06,570 Intellectually, it'll be a rest. 131 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:08,230 Here. 132 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,630 Thanks, but I'm not for sale. 133 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:18,990 Why don't you go see your step -step -sister? She's waiting, I know, for 134 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:19,990 to take the place of her dad. 135 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:25,830 And get rid of that stupid beard. You've been reading your own book too much. 136 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:31,890 Ciao, Eleanor. 137 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,510 Who is it? 138 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:36,370 It's Antonello, your stepmother's stepbrother. 139 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:37,630 Oh. 140 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:40,050 Mind if I light the light? 141 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,450 Oh, please do, Uncle. 142 00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:45,590 But I'm not your uncle. I'm only your stepmother's stepbrother. 143 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,590 I can't keep up with all that step stuff. 144 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,300 What big teeth you have, Uncle. 145 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,980 All the better to bite you with. 146 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,380 You can call me Uncle if you want, even if we're not related. 147 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,780 I couldn't make the funeral scene. 148 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,520 I can appreciate that. 149 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,980 But I think Daddy would understand. 150 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,920 Undoubtedly. 151 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,040 I bet he's already in paradise. 152 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,860 Where else was such a good man? 153 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,560 Seems strange that we never met till now, Uncle. 154 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,480 It's an old story. 155 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,739 No matter. 156 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:26,760 But you're going to stay for good now, aren't you? 157 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,899 I don't know. 158 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:28,900 I doubt it. 159 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,880 But we'll be seeing each other. 160 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,880 Ellen, I want to say something to you, if you'll promise not to cry. 161 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:39,240 I also realize that you might think I'm merely being absurd. 162 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:41,780 I can't imagine you absurd, Uncle. 163 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,680 It's about your father. 164 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:47,340 In some way, I intend to substitute for him in your heart. 165 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:49,330 I hope you'll let me. 166 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,270 What do you mean, substitute for my father? 167 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:52,630 Wasn't one of him enough? 168 00:11:58,310 --> 00:12:01,750 But is it, Uncle, that it's candle -lighted to see me in my nightgown? No, 169 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:04,730 it's that... How old are you, Eleanor? 170 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,009 The truth. 171 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,390 21. And you? 172 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:10,370 Are you 80 or 90? With that beard. 173 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:11,830 Not a day over 75. 174 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,090 I bet you were expecting someone much younger. 175 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:16,450 Well, yeah. 176 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,910 And I was expecting you to be much older. 177 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,810 Real old. Ugly and unpleasant. 178 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,070 You're a surprise. 179 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,790 I find that you're young, not bad looking. 180 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,770 Perhaps even simpatico. 181 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:30,050 Perhaps. Hey, wait. 182 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,910 You have to promise me one thing. Yes? 183 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,830 Since we're not even remotely related, don't be a substitute. 184 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,570 Just say that you and I shall be real friends. 185 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,810 You and I shall be real friends. 186 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,390 And you'll always be nice to me. 187 00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:43,650 I'll always be nice to you. 188 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,650 No, not in that tone of voice, Uncle. 189 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,850 I'll always be nice to you, Eleanor. 190 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,530 Uncle, you'd look better without that beard. 191 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:58,010 There's no way I'm going to lose this beard. 192 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,280 about ten years. 193 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,060 And so, I have decided to remain. 194 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,920 A sacrifice, no doubt about that. 195 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:42,320 Of course, I'll be relying on the collaboration of Don Raffaele and or 196 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:48,040 Caruso, our lawyer, who will continue to carry on in their roles as financial 197 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,240 and legal advisor to my stepsister. That's very kind of you, Don Antonello, 198 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,600 very wise of you, too, if I may say so. You can't be too careful today, a widow 199 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,260 with no experience of the world, especially one with all her dough. I 200 00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,260 such a large estate. 201 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:03,480 When a husband dies, he always leaves a hole. That is, an emptiness that others 202 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,459 must help fill. 203 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:08,040 I'm sure that Don Rafael and Don Chicho will fill their share of it with their 204 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,760 usual blend of experience and confidence. 205 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:14,440 For my part, I intend to fill a particular hole. For in addition to 206 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:18,240 my dear stepsister's affairs, I intend to dedicate myself to furthering the 207 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,760 education and well -being of my... Well, let's call her my little step -step 208 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,440 -sister. Well, if you want to make that non -uncle of yours, you'd better come 209 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440 up with something special. 210 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,080 None of the usual tricks have worked. 211 00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:31,010 He's too much of a goody -goody, plus being kind of slow. 212 00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,550 Every time he sees me, he hides. 213 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:35,470 Ciao. 214 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:40,770 Ciao, Ellen. 215 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,110 Enjoying the morning? 216 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,710 No. Oh, I'm sorry about that. You got problems? 217 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,610 I'll say, and I was depending on you to help me with them. 218 00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:52,610 Yeah, I know, but you don't realize how hard it is. I mean, just getting used to 219 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:53,610 the place. 220 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,770 Learning how things work. There's a lot to do. 221 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,150 It's complicated. 222 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,600 You have no idea the problems I've run into. 223 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,660 But I thought it was my problems you wanted to run into. 224 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,360 Yes, sir. 225 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:06,920 Sorry. 226 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,440 Listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. 227 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,040 Yes? What is it? 228 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,280 I think that I'm frigid. 229 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,420 You're putting me on, Eleanor. 230 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,380 For example, you really turned me off. 231 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,620 How's that again? 232 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:28,240 You, Saverio, Caruso, Don Rafael, and my father all... men turn me off. 233 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,460 Oh, your father. Now, that would make sense. 234 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,820 And you know why they turn me off? Because they're all men. Males. 235 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:37,240 You make me sick to my stomach. All of you. You're nauseating. 236 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:41,460 Ah, now I get it. Those familiar words. Why don't you just say it? You're a 237 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:42,460 feminist. 238 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:46,480 Either I'm physically ill, or else it's all mental, because I tell you, 239 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:47,800 liberated I'm not. 240 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:48,879 Darn it. 241 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,060 Fragility's my sickness. I know. 242 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,700 I can't tell you how many men I've tried it with, but all to no avail. Tried it 243 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,080 with? In what sense did you try? 244 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,380 Don't ask me about the details. Do you understand? No, I don't understand them. 245 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,460 You're not that kind of person to me. Please, if you think that, then I'm sure 246 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,460 it's quite all right with me. 247 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:09,000 You tell me, how old is this poor little sexual wreck? 248 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:12,540 I don't know, around 18 or 19 maximum. 249 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:18,160 Strange, strange that a girl so young could be, as you say, frigid. 250 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:21,840 I'll wait you that she's ugly. Yeah, I'll bet that's it. Ugly women are often 251 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,380 inhibited because of their looks. Oh, wait a minute. I'll bet she's ugly. 252 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,040 She's beautiful. She is? 253 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,180 She has gorgeous eyes and beautiful long blonde hair. Long, yeah. And creamy 254 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:33,800 skin like white alabaster. And her legs, are they long? Yes, they go all the way 255 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,380 to her crotch. And nice tits? Yeah. 256 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,820 Nipples pointed, yeah. 257 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,460 In other words, Eleanor is not only pretty, she's a real beauty. 258 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:44,320 Eleanor, are you talking about her, your step -sister's step -sister? 259 00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:48,550 Evelyn, a young American. She lives in Texas. Funny, I thought you said Ellen. 260 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,110 wonder why. No, this one's a student. Studies painting. She's here to prepare 261 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:56,650 her thesis on Paolo Cello. Yeah, Paolo Cello. Ah, it's just another frigid 262 00:16:56,650 --> 00:17:00,470 American. Hell, every Italian knows that's America's national problem. Have 263 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,650 hit the back with this cowgirl yet? 264 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:02,990 No, no, no. 265 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,389 No? 266 00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:06,569 Antonello. 267 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:12,050 Me, why don't you introduce me to this girl with the blonde hair, the long 268 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:17,480 I wanted to give you the right counsel, but first I think I should meet her. I 269 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:21,819 mean, I should get a look at her. That way I'd have an idea, something to base 270 00:17:21,819 --> 00:17:22,739 judgment on. 271 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,740 An older man that might just do the trick. 272 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:28,460 Oh, well, I love your blonde hair. 273 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,880 Stop it. Your long legs. 274 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,170 Your velvety thighs. 275 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:42,430 Stop it. 276 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,430 Your big soft jugs. Stop it. 277 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,480 Jealousy didn't work either. 278 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,020 What can I do to get his bird in my bush? 279 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:08,280 I think maybe I... 280 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,200 It's a mad idea, but I'll try anything. 281 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:40,700 But do you really think we can convince Antonello that we're a couple of 282 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,440 lesbians? I hope so. That's the point. 283 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,840 And do you really think that as a lesbian, I'll be a little bit more 284 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840 to Antonello? 285 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,720 Watching lesbians is a great turn -on to the male sex. 286 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:53,120 I guarantee he'll be here to spy on us. But I don't know what lesbians do 287 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,900 together while he's watching. What do we do? 288 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,120 Embrace and smooch? 289 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,530 Not up to win the Oscar, you know. Who's acting? 290 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:53,770 Aren't you going to put your tongue in my mouth? I bet it would really excite 291 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,610 Antonov. You stuck your tongue right down my throat. 292 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,510 Juliana, you're positively wicked. 293 00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:58,730 Girls will be girls. 294 00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:00,850 What were you doing in there? 295 00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,270 I was looking for my cigarette. 296 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,269 And you? 297 00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:06,370 What are you... I was looking for my lighter. 298 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,940 You're going to give me an explanation and a full one. The whole story, my 299 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,759 The whole story. 300 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,680 The whole story. Now, why should I do that? 301 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,320 Because Annunziata has left me in charge of your education. That's the reason. 302 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,420 Very well. You want to hear it? I'll tell you. 303 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,060 Yeah, sure. I told you a bunch of lies. 304 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,520 Because I didn't want you to discover the sordid truth about me. 305 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,720 I'm a lesbian. 306 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:35,899 Come on. 307 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,360 You call that a full explanation? 308 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:38,740 A confession. 309 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,219 Listen to me. 310 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:44,610 Yes? You really are confused in that head, and not only in your head, 311 00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:49,170 Yes? I don't know if you're just spoiled, or if it's a plain case of 312 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,510 perversion, or even if you're nuts. 313 00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:54,790 Yes? I only know that you're making me go around the bend with these antics. 314 00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:57,050 Yes. And now you're going to get a lesson. 315 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,530 You should have done it a long time ago. 316 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:19,610 Uncourageable. From now on, I wash my hands of you. 317 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,230 Take the rod and spoil the child. 318 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,540 Here I am. Yeah, there you are. 319 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,180 I want to talk to you. 320 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,440 Yeah, what is it? 321 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,880 I want to be sure it'll be private, personal. 322 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:04,020 Problems? 323 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,020 Yeah. That kind? 324 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,700 Mm -hmm. 325 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:11,340 Helena. 326 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:13,520 Hmm. I understand. 327 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,400 Helena's a girl that's not simple, to say the least. 328 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,200 She's extremely complicated. 329 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,200 She's changed so much recently, she's totally different. 330 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,180 When did it begin? 331 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:29,520 When? Since... since you... since you got here the day of her father's 332 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,880 You know, we were practically engaged. 333 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:34,780 And now? 334 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:39,040 Now she's not like the same girl. She pushes me and then pulls me, provokes 335 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,820 then beats it. I tell you, I hardly know her. 336 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:45,140 A drastic problem needs a drastic remedy. 337 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,600 Let's get into real perversion. 338 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,360 Yeah. 339 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,340 Yeah, I think that this will do the trick. 340 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:15,470 Come on. It's all right. You know I had to spank you. 341 00:24:16,510 --> 00:24:17,990 You had every right to do that. 342 00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:21,170 It's not as though I'm a baby. 343 00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:22,910 Is that right? 344 00:24:25,050 --> 00:24:28,310 Pretend that you never, that you never saw it. But this is my underwear. 345 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:29,750 Yes, I know. 346 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:34,650 It's what I was unable to tell you. I shocked you so much already, I didn't 347 00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:36,930 to add to your worries. You're looking at a mental case. 348 00:24:37,830 --> 00:24:41,790 And I'm sorry to tell you that I'm also a fetishist. 349 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,380 Melanie, you're driving me up the wall. 350 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,960 smooth out your gown. 351 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,500 I'll hide on the sofa. 352 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,160 Who is it? 353 00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:40,240 You haven't by any chance seen your lawyer? No, really, dear boy. Why should 354 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,240 think I had? 355 00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:44,380 Well, in case you do see the gent, tell him I'm waiting in the study. 356 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,820 I did handle that well. 357 00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:49,440 What the hell is that? 358 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,860 Think I should go? Yes. 359 00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,140 I'll be right back. 360 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:02,020 Caruso. Ah, Piniello, I understand you were looking for me. 361 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:05,580 Seeing as how you're a real old satyr, mind telling me where to look for the 362 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:08,800 most serious perversions? Listen, I'm neither old nor a satyr, all right? I 363 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,080 want some information, that's all. 364 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,440 About perversions, eh? 365 00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:15,480 Well, I'm not sure I can put my finger on it. It's not my kind of reading 366 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,480 material. 367 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:17,820 Let's see. 368 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,620 Well, what do you know? I'd say this is the correct tome here. 369 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,020 Selected this out. This gentleman was a real expert. A veritable student of this 370 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:25,959 sort of thing. 371 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,600 So name your subject. Is it sadism? 372 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:33,180 Masochism? Ask me. Ask me. What do you want to know? Ask me. When a girl rubs 373 00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:37,320 her nose in a gentleman's intimate garments, is that fetishism? Depends on 374 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,320 long he's been wearing them. 375 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,540 It's usually called fetishism. 376 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,980 But who did that? Your crazy Texan? Yeah. 377 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:46,740 American women. There's the fruit of liberation for you. Absolutely. 378 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:50,340 I think you better introduce me to this girl. Because I know how to handle this 379 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:52,740 kind of female. I'll tell you how I do it. First of all... 380 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,340 I don't want to discuss it anymore. 381 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,160 Not another word, do you hear? 382 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,240 Why do the men have all the power? The women are so meek. Stop it, Eleanor. 383 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,120 That's why I'm so sick in the first place. Men are violent. 384 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,780 You're talking like a psychopath. 385 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,219 Like that, no. 386 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,220 Now, try not to blink, no. 387 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,020 No, I don't like it. It's not art. It needs an artistic touch. 388 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:44,780 A little more leg. That's what it needs. 389 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:47,180 Put your hands back on. No, no, down, down. That's it. Hold it. 390 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,480 That's the pose now. 391 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,700 Now, we're going to capture your soul. 392 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,360 No, no, something's wrong with the hand. 393 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,560 Wait, I'll fix it. 394 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,080 Just one more artistic touch. 395 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:57,240 Yes, we're getting close to the sublime. 396 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:00,460 Your perfection itself, yeah. All right, all right. Hold the pose. 397 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,680 Hold the pose. 398 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,600 No, it's not right. It needs the final artistic touch. Your hand isn't right. 399 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,920 You've got to pose it more gracefully. That's it. Wash the finger. Not my 400 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,420 finger. Keep your eye on the finger. Wash the finger. 401 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,640 It is pointed. 402 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,480 Beautiful. It's the final artistic touch. You're too gorgeous for words. 403 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Playboy, here I come. 404 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,180 This picture could hang in the National Gallery. 405 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,940 The best thing, though, is the decomposition. 406 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,520 Hold it like that. We'll try for hustle with this one. Oh, that's very 407 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520 expressive. Caruso! 408 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,180 I wish the hell you'd get rid of that damn thing. 409 00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:31,710 Now, where... All right, take a photograph. 410 00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:32,990 Ah, yes, artistic. 411 00:28:33,030 --> 00:28:34,710 Head ready. Hold it. Pose pretty. 412 00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:36,070 Hold it. 413 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,390 Okay, what is it now? 414 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:44,370 She's a nymphomaniac. 415 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,450 Your stepsister? What do you mean, my stepsister? 416 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:49,170 Crazy American chick. 417 00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:54,110 Ah, Miss... She's always on your mind. A nympho. How do you define a nympho? How 418 00:28:54,110 --> 00:28:57,590 do you define a... Oh, she confessed it. And worse, to demonstrate her point, 419 00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:58,670 she nearly raped me. 420 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:00,430 This horny American, you ever screwed her? 421 00:29:00,630 --> 00:29:01,950 I don't want no part of her bed. 422 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:03,350 You have to know the broads and info. 423 00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:06,550 About time you introduced me to this girl. It's starting to sound critical. 424 00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:09,790 Piziosa morbosa is a medical term for her condition. 425 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:11,310 I'd be happy to introduce you. 426 00:29:12,570 --> 00:29:13,570 Listen, 427 00:29:13,790 --> 00:29:15,390 Antonella, are you very sure you're not a fruit? 428 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,149 A fruit? 429 00:29:17,150 --> 00:29:20,030 What do you mean by fruit? The medical term is cococito. 430 00:29:53,390 --> 00:29:54,390 Come on in. 431 00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:17,210 I've got a fever. 432 00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:19,150 I feel terrible. 433 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,330 Do you want me to call a doctor? 434 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,800 No. 435 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,280 The thermometer. 436 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,000 Under here? 437 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:34,380 No, lower. 438 00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,020 Lower? 439 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:38,800 Lower. 440 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,220 That's where they stick it in babies. 441 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,280 Not my... No, it's not underneath. 442 00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:01,909 Normal, it says. 443 00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:05,490 So? So it's normal. You lied. 444 00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:09,070 No, I am not lying. It's another kind of fever. Helen, now, you listen. And you? 445 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:12,810 Doesn't your temperature rise a bit? Is it possible I haven't got any effect on 446 00:31:12,810 --> 00:31:13,810 you? 447 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,020 But none of those stories were true? 448 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:52,620 The only truth is, well, it's simply that I've fallen in love with you. And 449 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:53,620 now you know. 450 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:55,400 I can't help it. I love you. 451 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,080 Do you want to ruin me? 452 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,200 Ruin you? 453 00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:03,020 I love you dearly. Don't you understand? 454 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,300 And damn it, I'm telling you I used the right word. 455 00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:07,560 I tell you it's impossible. You'll ruin us. 456 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:08,900 Why is it impossible? 457 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,420 You mean you've got to ask me that? 458 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,620 How do you feel your stepmother would react? 459 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,040 If you told your stepmother you were in love with me, you'd see me thrown right 460 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,500 out of the house, and I'd rather like it here, Ellen. I don't want to go back to 461 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,340 my Garrett. She'd blame it on me. I know. 462 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,480 Damn it. 463 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,320 How do we solve it? 464 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,640 You know, there is a way to solve it. 465 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,380 I, too, would like a piece of something sweet. 466 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:44,600 What else am I referring to? 467 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:48,040 I'll bet the mayor's going to eat a lot. I always cry at weddings. 468 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:54,880 Oh, thank you, sir. 469 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,900 I'm very appreciative. 470 00:33:46,110 --> 00:33:47,930 Mama told me about your decision 471 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,680 What decision? 472 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,680 That you're leaving. 473 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 That's right. 474 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,500 In other words, I won't see you anymore. 475 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,980 Antonella, why do you look so unhappy, huh? You ought to be glad. 476 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,560 She's married. 477 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,740 Your worries are over. 478 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,420 Oh, some people want to meet you. 479 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:08,980 We'll see you later. 480 00:35:10,470 --> 00:35:11,470 Anything the matter? 481 00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:14,250 But I'm sure I locked the door. How'd you get in? 482 00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:15,770 I just called through the window. 483 00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:24,510 I came here for some peace. 484 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:26,410 I know. 485 00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:30,130 You'd better return. They'll notice you're missing. 486 00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:32,790 I said that you called me into your study. 487 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:36,910 I? You. To prove that you're really the bestest man, darling. 488 00:35:42,090 --> 00:35:43,950 Eleanor, I'm sorry, but there's nothing to say anymore. 489 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,950 That's good. You talk too much anyway. 490 00:35:47,470 --> 00:35:48,750 I'm more interested in action. 491 00:35:50,570 --> 00:35:54,210 Excuse me, sir. Have you seen Eleanor? I believe she went to the studio a minute 492 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:55,310 ago to see Antonello. 493 00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:56,830 Did she? 494 00:35:57,910 --> 00:36:01,710 Well, you hear that? That guy's beginning to take... Come on, you must 495 00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:04,890 understand. Antonello has been, in a sense, her guardian for some time. 496 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,110 He's genuinely fond of the child. 497 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:11,070 Surely you don't expect him to let her end her marriage bed without some fire 498 00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:11,928 upon you. 499 00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:12,930 function. 500 00:36:47,779 --> 00:36:49,000 constituted a problem for me. 501 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,320 But now that you're married, the problem's solved. 502 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,500 I hope you'll be insanely happy. 503 00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,820 You come on as though marriage was the end of everything. 504 00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:05,220 You mustn't keep talking this way, Eleanor. Okay, I won't. I'll do this 505 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:22,140 Yeah. And so another good man has bit the dust. 506 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,300 Severio, where will you and I go and rescue my bride out of that study? 507 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560 Antonello's a prickle. 508 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,460 Pardon. You folks having fun? For God's sake, don't knock the poor fella. 509 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,220 You can't trust your wife at a wedding. You've really got a problem. 510 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,620 I love you madly. 511 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:00,980 Darling. 512 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,100 David, I'll always be yours alone. 513 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,720 But on one condition. 514 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,500 That we ship out to the Solomons. 515 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:30,580 Your husband would kill us both. And I'm allergic to bullets. 516 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,280 Yes, but I'll have to stay here for a while, Sherry. 517 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,200 Breasts and legs are reserved. 518 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,520 Hey, you two. 519 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,240 Oh, God. Hey. 520 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,480 Antonello. 521 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,720 Hey, in there. 522 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:48,238 The dress. 523 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,520 Where is it? The dress. 524 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,520 Up on the couch. 525 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:52,780 Here's a glove. 526 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:08,730 Russell Presentable. Right. 527 00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:13,210 Say, I got all emotional and you had to calm me down. Be right there. 528 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:16,450 And don't forget that I'm almost yours. 529 00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:17,709 Yeah. Hurry. 530 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:18,710 That's an aloe. 531 00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:20,830 Go on, go on. Coming, coming. 532 00:39:21,050 --> 00:39:22,029 Why is the door locked? 533 00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:22,988 What locked? 534 00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:25,610 Once in a while the handle gets stuck. You just have to know how to do it. 535 00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:27,970 There. Are you... Wait a minute. 536 00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:29,370 What's going on? 537 00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:30,570 It's not important. 538 00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:31,850 Brides get upset easy. 539 00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:33,270 Why? What did you say to her? 540 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:36,650 Her stepmother. She's too embarrassed to explain the physical side of marriage 541 00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:37,319 and well... 542 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,300 I didn't want her to go into an uncocked. Oh, well. 543 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:42,860 Let's join the others. 544 00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:47,460 So now you shall lie in another's arms. 545 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,620 It was all my doing for making you marry Saveria. 546 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,800 Do you think you can ever forgive me for doing this awful thing to us? 547 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,520 Maud's labor's lost. 548 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,800 But your kisses were so sweet. 549 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,280 Now I wish I had taken you in marriage. 550 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,740 I lie awake all night, dreaming. 551 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,760 That you and I are together, the two of us on an island. The Solomons. 552 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,440 That you're naked. 553 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:26,080 But I'm happy that tomorrow you returned. 554 00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,220 Flower gone. 555 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:29,820 Violated by your husband. 556 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,560 But you'll always be mine. In memory. 557 00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:35,740 Though Severia possesses your body. 558 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:44,170 What are you doing here? You? 559 00:40:44,590 --> 00:40:49,890 Well, I loaned Ellen a record, and I thought I'd just drop by to get it. 560 00:40:51,290 --> 00:40:52,350 Oh, here it is. 561 00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:56,110 By the way, she's written one letter after another. 562 00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:58,930 And how is the little bride? 563 00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:02,310 Oh, it's been a honeymoon out of a romantic novel. 564 00:41:02,550 --> 00:41:03,730 She's deliriously happy. 565 00:41:04,490 --> 00:41:08,750 I'm glad. In fact, she's so mad about her new husband, she decided to prolong 566 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:11,010 their vacation by about a week or so. 567 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:14,029 That's lovely. 568 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:17,910 Yes. She says it's even better than she imagined it would be. She uses words 569 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:21,550 like marvelous, stupendous, referring to the sex, naturally. 570 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,290 Ah. What else does she say? 571 00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:31,230 She says that to be intimate for the first splendid moment with a man, that 572 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:34,510 the only way I'll understand it is to do it. 573 00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:37,410 Oh. She sounds like an expert. 574 00:41:37,670 --> 00:41:39,970 Why, now. The things she says in her letters. 575 00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:41,280 No, no, no. really. 576 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:44,020 It'd be wrong to reveal the details she puts in. 577 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:49,140 Their confidences between women, not for, not for the ears of men. 578 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,680 Come on, Juliana, just give me an idea. 579 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,160 Why do you want to know? 580 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,260 Oh, you know, these confidences between women always drive me crazy. 581 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,960 Curious, huh? If I were to tell you these intimacies, what would you give me 582 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,960 return? 583 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:09,760 One kiss. Now your side of the bargain. 584 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,700 They do it every half hour. 585 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,120 They can't get enough of each other. Those lovebirds. 586 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,100 And her climaxes, she says, feel like a waterfall. 587 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,600 And Eleanor calls him, and guess what? 588 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,680 And he calls her a scabbard. What? 589 00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:27,840 A scabbard? Yeah. 590 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,420 I've heard enough. 591 00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:33,000 Oh, are you angry or excited? 592 00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:41,040 What are you doing today, Juliana? 593 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,540 you like. 594 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:46,700 Let's go out. Back in about a week or so. 595 00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:47,900 That's too long, I mean. 596 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,260 We've got to discuss business. 597 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,800 Affairs. Business? 598 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,740 Since when has Saverio ever had any interest in business affairs? You're 599 00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:56,840 kidding. Listen to me. The only affair that's important to Saverio right now, 600 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:58,080 Antonello, is banging Eleanor. 601 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,420 What's Cosima doing here? 602 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:02,700 Poor Cosima. 603 00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,880 She says she gets too depressed. 604 00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:08,170 Staying at the other house, too many reminders of poor Salvatore. 605 00:43:08,470 --> 00:43:11,950 Not a pretty girl, not pretty, but there's a lot to her. She'll probably 606 00:43:11,950 --> 00:43:14,050 here a little while and... Like that. 607 00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:17,290 She doesn't seem depressed to me at all. 608 00:43:17,650 --> 00:43:18,650 She suffers. 609 00:43:19,550 --> 00:43:22,290 She suffers. Oh, how she suffers. 610 00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:27,910 I bet she was having an affair with Salvatore. That's why she's depressed. 611 00:43:28,410 --> 00:43:31,230 Each man needs a woman like her a certain time, son. 612 00:43:32,070 --> 00:43:34,650 There's a lot of suet there to repose on. 613 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:01,780 I heard you're coming down. 614 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,040 I'm getting awfully tired. 615 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,420 I'll go to a big pain in the ass. 616 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:49,400 Come help me. Don't just lie there. 617 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:51,180 Oh, I'm so tired. 618 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Here, cover yourself. 619 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:56,260 You've got to go out there nude. 620 00:45:21,150 --> 00:45:22,150 Ciao, Helena. 621 00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:25,790 Don't be silly. I missed you madly. I thought of you every minute, honest. 622 00:45:26,550 --> 00:45:28,290 Want me to continue lying through my teeth? 623 00:45:28,990 --> 00:45:31,430 Helena, is it possible you've already forgotten? 624 00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:34,570 Listen, you were mine. Well, you almost were. You said you were. 625 00:45:34,890 --> 00:45:36,410 That was a moment of weakness. 626 00:45:37,530 --> 00:45:38,870 But you gave me your promise. 627 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:41,550 I did not, Antonello. You're exaggerating. 628 00:45:42,210 --> 00:45:44,270 Now what do I do with all this passion? 629 00:45:44,510 --> 00:45:48,130 You're all upset and with no reason. You told me to marry, and so I did just as 630 00:45:48,130 --> 00:45:50,170 I was ordered to, and now it's all over. 631 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:54,480 You mustn't do this, Ellen. I want to have you back. 632 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,380 Keep your hands off of me. 633 00:45:56,740 --> 00:46:00,120 At least for the time being. Where are you? 634 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:08,180 There you are. 635 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,960 Caruso, I want to talk to you. Listen, that Texas girl was driving me out of my 636 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,290 skull. Make up your mind. Are you going to listen or go on copulating? 637 00:46:26,390 --> 00:46:27,390 Caruso! 638 00:46:27,950 --> 00:46:29,210 I'll see you in the study. 639 00:46:37,830 --> 00:46:44,710 I was listening. Before you start, I want 640 00:46:44,710 --> 00:46:45,710 to say something. 641 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:47,750 All right. 642 00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,490 Go ahead, then. Let's hear it. 643 00:46:49,930 --> 00:46:52,010 I want to discuss your stepsister. 644 00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:55,770 Antonello, every time I try to comfort the poor woman so recently bereaved, 645 00:46:55,870 --> 00:46:59,350 every time I try to relieve her pain or anguish, I always get interrupted. 646 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:01,750 I just want to tell you that these interruptions are bad. 647 00:47:01,990 --> 00:47:03,510 I could be prone to heart attacks. 648 00:47:03,810 --> 00:47:07,770 But I went seeking your counsel. And I counsel you not to interrupt anymore, if 649 00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:11,850 you will, that climate of tenderness that I've created to help your poor 650 00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:13,750 Ah, that was, uh... Mm -hmm. 651 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:19,180 Tenderness. Yeah, tenderness. Tenderness Sicilian style. And women love it, 652 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,200 especially your sister. 653 00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:23,780 And one more thing. I ain't your father. I don't intend to continue counseling 654 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:26,500 you on erotic perversion. That ain't right. What do you want from me? Take 655 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,660 of your own problems and let me alone. Okay, okay. Okay. 656 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,280 I'll handle my own problems. 657 00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,840 If I ask your help, God only knows. 658 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,300 Marvelous. You'll handle it alone. 659 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,400 doing here? I'm waiting for you. I had to see you. Did anyone see you come in 660 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,820 here, Antonello? The gardener did. 661 00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:02,580 But I told him I suffer from rheumatism and that hot house hated good for me. 662 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:03,879 That's a kid. 663 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,240 No, it's too easy to be seen. 664 00:48:05,540 --> 00:48:06,720 Oh, no one will see us. 665 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:09,580 No, I said not for the time being. 666 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,720 I've been waiting for this moment all day. 667 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,480 You don't understand. I'm a happily married woman. 668 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:20,960 And why are you crying? 669 00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:24,530 Ellen, you're lying to me again. If you knew you could get away with betraying 670 00:48:24,530 --> 00:48:25,670 your husband, you'd do it in a second. 671 00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:30,910 But the reactions of a girl just married entering into adultery can be very 672 00:48:30,910 --> 00:48:33,810 emotional. Darling, if I don't have you, I'll never have any peace. 673 00:48:36,210 --> 00:48:39,070 You poor fellow, aren't you? Then you clear out of your gourd. Yes, darling, 674 00:48:39,170 --> 00:48:40,170 you're right, you're right. 675 00:48:40,650 --> 00:48:41,910 I'm crazy with desire. 676 00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:43,830 Just you and me naked together. 677 00:48:44,310 --> 00:48:46,410 What? Well, suppose someone saw us. 678 00:48:48,650 --> 00:48:50,310 I admit, it does excite me. 679 00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:51,610 The risk. 680 00:48:51,670 --> 00:48:54,390 Doing it in a flower bed the first time is sort of gassy. 681 00:48:56,570 --> 00:48:59,350 And besides, now I'm so hot, there's not much I can do about it. 682 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:01,050 I'm ready and able. 683 00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:42,660 Senor Antonello. 684 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,500 Senor Antonello, how are you feeling? 685 00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:46,840 Better, much better. 686 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,860 The muscle's still a bit rigid, though. 687 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:53,260 I think I'll keep it up a while longer. 688 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,380 I'll get back to work. The gardener might return. 689 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,760 Oh, no. Oh, no, don't worry about him. 690 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,720 I'll be ready in a second. What if he comes back? 691 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,920 He won't. 692 00:50:15,749 --> 00:50:17,270 That lousy shirt, I hate it. 693 00:50:56,330 --> 00:50:59,430 Nicky Louder is still in first place. Boy, what a fabulous champion. That's 694 00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:02,590 I call a man's man. What the hell have we got a gardener for? Come on, Eleanor, 695 00:51:02,590 --> 00:51:03,468 it's time for lunch. 696 00:51:03,470 --> 00:51:04,670 Yes, I'll be there in a moment. 697 00:51:05,490 --> 00:51:08,490 I'm afraid that your lunch will have to wait for another time, my love. 698 00:52:04,910 --> 00:52:07,490 Say that? I spent two hours waiting on the terrace. 699 00:52:07,850 --> 00:52:08,990 What did you tell the others? 700 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,680 I've never done it in a tub before, but the first time I do it with you, I want 701 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,680 it to be special. 702 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,440 Eleanor, you all right? 703 00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:24,960 Is your headache any better? 704 00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:29,160 Eleanor, you all right, little scabbard? 705 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:30,680 You better answer. 706 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,420 Yes, thanks. I'm taking a bath. 707 00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:36,580 I still don't understand that. Who ever heard of taking a bath for a headache? 708 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,200 A bath is very relaxing. 709 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,600 It's really better not to, aren't it, Eleanor? 710 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,000 It's bad for your digestion, you know that? 711 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,040 Besides, would you mind hurrying up? 712 00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:47,860 I've got to tend to my necessities. 713 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:50,040 I'll let you in in just a moment. 714 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,640 Have patience. 715 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,540 As an adventurer, it's fantastic, no? 716 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,360 What are you talking about? You murder us. 717 00:53:58,620 --> 00:54:00,320 Eleanor, my teeth are floating. I'm in pain. 718 00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:22,940 Gee, what a sublime picture you are, covered with sun. 719 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,300 A bath is just what I need, too. Exactly what I need, a little wallowing. 720 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,198 A bath? 721 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,740 Huh? What are you doing? 722 00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:30,980 I'm undressing. 723 00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:35,480 Sweetheart, you and me doing it in the soap session. Yes, yes, sounds like fun, 724 00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:38,560 but I don't want to get my hair wet. But darling, we've never made love in the 725 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:42,740 water. Yes, yes, but first, first, go and get the shower cap. Okay, but don't, 726 00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:44,220 don't you move, huh? You're beautiful. 727 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:45,600 I'll be right back, huh? 728 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,020 Hey, hey, Jeffy, do you think of a live sale? 729 00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:03,570 I'll be back any second. 730 00:55:03,730 --> 00:55:04,990 Hurry. I'll get dressed in another room. 731 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,680 You forgot to go to the bathroom. It backs up into your tummy. 732 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,520 I think we should spray those olive trees. 733 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:46,840 You see what I see? 734 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,880 Antonello, what are you doing nude? 735 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:53,760 He must be nuts in this weather. Sometimes he makes the very look like a 736 00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:57,040 I'm afraid it's more serious than that. I think he's got a sexual problem. 737 00:55:57,530 --> 00:56:00,590 I can't go more than nine times a night anymore. No, I mean as an exhibitionist, 738 00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:03,590 a pervert. What's he doing now? Going for a swim. He's sick, all right. It's 739 00:56:03,590 --> 00:56:05,050 normal. He'll catch a desert goat. 740 00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:09,270 He's being an ice water. Not a bad idea. If you're lucky, he'll catch pneumonia. 741 00:56:10,390 --> 00:56:11,450 He'll end up at an institute. 742 00:56:11,690 --> 00:56:12,690 Watch it. 743 00:56:13,810 --> 00:56:14,810 Belenar, Antonello. 744 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,790 Watch how good I am with a pencil. I'm better than the Lone Ranger. 745 00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:30,620 Well, the hunting season will soon be open. We'll be up to our ears in 746 00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:33,300 and grouse. You can depend on me. Our great white hunter. 747 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:35,280 Where did those two nuts go? 748 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,600 I don't know. 749 00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:39,220 For God's sake. 750 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:43,660 I put on a great exhibition of shooting. Severio, each time we get along, 751 00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:47,440 Severio. Count your blessings. We did manage a few kisses. 752 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:48,820 I'd better answer. 753 00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:51,180 You're a great shot. 754 00:56:51,580 --> 00:56:52,980 There you are. Didn't you hear me? 755 00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:56,780 You could hire out as a killer. Yeah, a killer, a gorilla. 756 00:56:57,050 --> 00:56:59,470 I love it. The crackest shot in the whole land. 757 00:56:59,890 --> 00:57:01,550 Dillinger. You ready? Watch this. 758 00:57:03,230 --> 00:57:04,590 Have I told you today I love you? 759 00:57:05,610 --> 00:57:07,070 Not a word, no. Oh, 760 00:57:08,110 --> 00:57:09,110 but I can sense it. 761 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:11,050 They can't touch me, those fuzz, eh? 762 00:57:11,270 --> 00:57:14,010 They better not get cheeky with me. I'm good with either hand. 763 00:58:27,050 --> 00:58:29,270 You can still do it with the best of them. 764 00:58:29,650 --> 00:58:30,870 Oh, I'm getting old. 765 00:58:31,410 --> 00:58:33,370 There was a time when I could dance till morning. 766 00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:34,970 Listen, honey, you can still compete. 767 00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:37,230 Oh, that's disorder. 768 00:58:37,970 --> 00:58:39,710 And tonight's the servants' night off. 769 00:58:40,190 --> 00:58:41,550 What do we need the servants for? 770 00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:45,690 After all, I'm here to help you. Why, it's the least I can do. It's my 771 00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:47,850 to take care of you. Here, I'll help you. Mind your own business. I'll take 772 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:50,790 of the ladies' needs. Get up the saucers, the plates, the cups. 773 00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:54,730 Ah, there we are. We'll put everything on the tray. Just put them right on top 774 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:55,870 there. My pleasure. 775 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,320 Why don't you go get undressed? 776 00:58:57,380 --> 00:58:58,380 With your permission. 777 00:59:00,940 --> 00:59:03,540 Listen to me, Antonello. You simply can't go on like this. 778 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,180 Go on like what? Come on, like it's plainly written all over your face, 779 00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,560 You're horny. 780 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,240 Listen, I prefer not to speak about these things in front of Eleanor. I 781 00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:15,540 silly, Eleanor's a woman of experience. She's been around. 782 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,480 She knows the score. 783 00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,460 Now, if you want my opinion, you really should get married. 784 00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:23,600 Like me. A woman brought to the altar? 785 00:59:23,950 --> 00:59:27,010 There's a woman of hidden treasures. But they're not all the same, are they? I 786 00:59:27,010 --> 00:59:30,070 don't think that's his problem, Saverio. Of course it is. And I should like to 787 00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:31,790 say, before you go on, this is man talk. 788 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,750 But you finished saying a second ago... I finished saying a second ago that you 789 00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:35,729 could listen, right? 790 00:59:35,730 --> 00:59:37,490 But that doesn't give you the right to speak, Eleanor. 791 00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:43,990 Friend Antonello, let's pretend that you're enamored of a, well, a married 792 00:59:44,350 --> 00:59:46,630 Because of the fact that you're a bachelor, there would be an imbalance. 793 00:59:47,190 --> 00:59:49,010 The relationship would be asymmetrical. 794 00:59:50,090 --> 00:59:51,090 Asymmetrical? 795 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,670 Look, in adultery, what's the classic situation? 796 00:59:56,190 --> 00:59:57,670 The triangle. You're wrong. 797 00:59:57,990 --> 01:00:01,930 The classic situation in real adultery is the quadrangle. 798 01:00:02,270 --> 01:00:05,670 It's one of my theories on which I intend to write an essay. 799 01:00:06,330 --> 01:00:09,270 Let's say both adulterers, the two of them, have spouses to consider. 800 01:00:09,550 --> 01:00:12,430 Then you're in a situation with perfect balance. Yeah? 801 01:00:12,770 --> 01:00:14,510 For the man, naturally. 802 01:00:15,050 --> 01:00:16,050 Naturally, my dear. 803 01:00:16,850 --> 01:00:18,850 Yeah, but is that reason to marry? 804 01:00:20,210 --> 01:00:24,180 Boo? Look, if you're a real friend of Antonello's, you'd advise the lad to 805 01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:25,500 marry. Yes. 806 01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:27,720 It could solve your dilemma. 807 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,160 No, no. 808 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,200 Marry me. 809 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,360 Marry me. 810 01:00:31,860 --> 01:00:32,860 Marry me. 811 01:01:13,130 --> 01:01:14,590 The bride is waiting for you back at the house. 812 01:01:14,810 --> 01:01:16,130 Don't be absurd, Eleanor. 813 01:01:16,830 --> 01:01:20,230 I'm in love with you, darn it. Then what about your letter to Saverio saying how 814 01:01:20,230 --> 01:01:22,050 much you love Juliana that you wrote on your honeymoon? 815 01:01:22,910 --> 01:01:26,030 But those expressions of love were for you. You were to read between the lines. 816 01:01:26,410 --> 01:01:29,490 Writing that she called you her sanuri and sees your beautiful geisha. 817 01:01:30,170 --> 01:01:34,410 This situation is all your husband's fault, triangle, quadrangle. A whole lot 818 01:01:34,410 --> 01:01:37,830 nonsense. And if they become lovers, Saverio and Juliana? 819 01:01:38,150 --> 01:01:39,690 A little wife -swapping is healthy. 820 01:01:40,300 --> 01:01:43,960 Yeah, that's all we are, a hank of hair, bosom and ass, who all you males show 821 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,819 when it's a kick. 822 01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:48,900 You made Harry to nearly rape me on my wedding day. And there's Juliana. 823 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,520 Guys are all as fickle as can be. You're all such bastards. 824 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,600 Calm down, calm down. Tell me that Juliana doesn't mean anything to you. 825 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,460 doesn't exist, it's the truth, I swear it. 826 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,820 Antonello, come on, I want to take you for a ride in my new people eater. 827 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,100 We'll take her for a speed run, see what she can do. 828 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:07,140 No, no thanks. 829 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,420 I'm afraid I'll get car sick. 830 01:02:08,779 --> 01:02:12,080 Ellen and I know better than to ask, because she's jealous of her. Yeah, my 831 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,120 -bodied, souped -up mistress. 832 01:02:14,060 --> 01:02:16,340 All right, I'll go along. See you later. 833 01:02:46,670 --> 01:02:52,530 My little car, I love to drive you around the corner. 834 01:02:56,290 --> 01:02:57,290 Darling. 835 01:03:03,750 --> 01:03:04,750 Baby. 836 01:03:07,170 --> 01:03:10,470 Wouldn't it be great if Siberia were to run into a butterfly? 837 01:03:10,910 --> 01:03:13,750 I was thinking that too. It would be nice if we were laid up for at least a 838 01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:14,750 month. 839 01:03:19,509 --> 01:03:20,509 Nothing to it. 840 01:03:21,150 --> 01:03:22,650 Here. That's it. That's it. 841 01:03:23,270 --> 01:03:24,590 Pull it. Here we are. 842 01:03:27,630 --> 01:03:30,710 Oh, Ellen. 843 01:03:31,510 --> 01:03:38,210 My darling love, you... Next time, would you bring along a pair of scissors? 844 01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:39,690 Here we go. 845 01:03:41,990 --> 01:03:42,990 Like this. 846 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:52,580 I still love you, Mom, when I, when I dream. 847 01:05:49,290 --> 01:05:50,290 about the muscle in the middle. 848 01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:53,990 If you ask me, Eleanor, he reminds me of Frankenstein. 849 01:05:55,030 --> 01:05:56,990 Charles Severio, you look stupendous. 850 01:05:57,610 --> 01:06:01,610 Sure I do. The stupendous mummy that belongs in a pyramid. By the time I get 851 01:06:01,610 --> 01:06:02,890 of this, my balls will be atrophied. 852 01:06:03,230 --> 01:06:06,670 But, Severio, what am I going to say to Uncle Antonello? 853 01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:11,310 Just say I'll be occupied caring for my husband because it's all my fault. 854 01:06:14,010 --> 01:06:15,010 Sister. 855 01:06:15,390 --> 01:06:17,370 Yes? Sister, I must ask. 856 01:06:18,279 --> 01:06:20,980 Might there be any complications of any sort? 857 01:06:21,220 --> 01:06:23,200 We're doing all we can. You must have faith. 858 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:27,360 It's a case of lighting candles, is it? Yes, light candles. 859 01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:29,160 Our Lord is always grateful. 860 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,660 Can I buy you some flowers? For me? 861 01:06:31,940 --> 01:06:33,140 No, for all of you. 862 01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:34,420 My superior. 863 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,860 Tell me your name. 864 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,180 Mr. Pierre. 865 01:06:39,380 --> 01:06:42,540 I think I'm beginning to feel a vocation of holiness. 866 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:54,210 You're only cutting off the cast, Don Saverio, not your head. I'm not worried 867 01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:55,089 about my head. 868 01:06:55,090 --> 01:06:57,270 Courage, darling. What I'm concerned about is further to the self. 869 01:06:57,510 --> 01:07:00,430 I want to see for myself that nothing's missing. I want to see my neck. 870 01:07:01,530 --> 01:07:02,910 You know what? Neck tie, don't you, Doctor? 871 01:07:03,810 --> 01:07:04,689 I understand. 872 01:07:04,690 --> 01:07:07,470 And at the right moment, we'll free those two. You needn't worry. 873 01:07:07,850 --> 01:07:09,010 Now, let's proceed with the collar. 874 01:07:09,490 --> 01:07:10,670 Please wait outside. No. 875 01:07:11,090 --> 01:07:12,090 Don't go. 876 01:07:12,270 --> 01:07:14,130 Don't go. They're going to cut my head off. 877 01:07:14,590 --> 01:07:15,970 I'll never get to see my balls. 878 01:07:16,830 --> 01:07:17,830 Don't let them do it. 879 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,220 He'll be released in a couple of days, the doctor said. 880 01:07:22,620 --> 01:07:25,520 The man in his condition? Yes, he has amazing bones. 881 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,060 My husband's back at the house. 882 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:35,680 He'll be exposed day and night. 883 01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:39,980 It was my fault he had the accident. I feel guilty as a result. 884 01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:42,320 So that's it. We'll never make love again. 885 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,280 How can you say that? We've never done it. 886 01:07:44,900 --> 01:07:47,020 Alan, I want you. 887 01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:55,530 Little scabbard, how I suffer. 888 01:07:56,090 --> 01:07:57,190 I'll take care of you. 889 01:07:58,770 --> 01:07:59,529 Don't worry. 890 01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:01,110 Everybody's got your poor wife under surveillance. 891 01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:03,269 Including you. 892 01:08:03,270 --> 01:08:05,790 No way. And I find your suspicions odious and offensive. 893 01:08:06,370 --> 01:08:08,570 Special circumstances, the poor little asshole. 894 01:08:08,810 --> 01:08:13,750 When a woman is sexually disoccupied like Ellen is, I tell you, she's easy 895 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,450 to the sort of guy I just abhor. 896 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:18,569 And you don't want to hear a word in self -defense. Do you call that right? 897 01:08:18,890 --> 01:08:22,649 But he's not insinuating. He's supposing, imagining a bit. It's 898 01:08:23,550 --> 01:08:25,649 Listen, I know men, don't worry. And also women. 899 01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:31,870 The whole wide world is a jungle, and certain animals... got horns. And he's 900 01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:36,490 a disadvantage, poor fellow. As the poet says, a man has to be able, or he gets 901 01:08:36,490 --> 01:08:38,350 horns on his table. Oh, Papa, I'm hurt. 902 01:08:38,890 --> 01:08:42,290 Just what do you want from me? Simple, you follow her. And if you see something 903 01:08:42,290 --> 01:08:45,090 wrong, you take care of it. With the organization, you've got her spies in 904 01:08:45,090 --> 01:08:48,090 place. She hasn't a minute alone. It's rank folly. If you love her, you should 905 01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:49,390 trust her. Come on, eat for your customer. 906 01:08:49,770 --> 01:08:51,850 No. You mustn't say no to your mama. 907 01:08:52,189 --> 01:08:53,189 What mama, Papa? 908 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,240 Well, almost. 909 01:08:56,859 --> 01:09:00,560 So there you asked me to do the strangest thing. 910 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:06,000 He said that he wanted that I should spy on Anna. He seemed quite out of his 911 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000 mind. 912 01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:10,120 Spy on her? Yes. 913 01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:11,580 But she's a saint. 914 01:09:11,819 --> 01:09:16,899 Oh, she may be, but you know, she told me she's a very hot woman. 915 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:18,479 Oh, ooh la la. 916 01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:20,540 Bed in their marriage bed. 917 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,279 She's a tigress. 918 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:27,260 That deep down, there's a slut in her. 919 01:09:27,779 --> 01:09:30,240 A sex nut. She shouldn't be telling me that. 920 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,680 She can't get enough, she says. 921 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,760 And her husband is the same way. Oh, was. 922 01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:40,540 His sword is always ready to slip into her scabbard. 923 01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:46,920 Her theory is that in every nice girl, there's a slut raging to get out. 924 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:48,340 And you know what? 925 01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:50,640 I'm a nice girl. 926 01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:52,319 And she's right. 927 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,120 action whatsoever. 928 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,540 I'm going to shoot myself in the ass. 929 01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:14,380 The doctor said excitement is bad for you. It's better this way. Let me have a 930 01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:16,360 look. Raise your skirt up. More, more, more, more. 931 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,280 Both fingers. 932 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,140 Eleanor, it's happening. 933 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:23,720 Yeah, it's happening. 934 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,820 It's coming up, Eleanor. It's coming up. 935 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:29,360 You mustn't, Severia. You mustn't. Because first you've got to get better, 936 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,360 the doctor told you. 937 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,120 That's not bad. It's growing bigger. The pressure's good. I can't tell you how 938 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:36,120 great it feels. 939 01:10:36,570 --> 01:10:39,670 Oh, what's happened? Oh, God, is that kicking? I feel better already. 940 01:10:40,090 --> 01:10:41,068 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 941 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,850 Well? Just walk in. 942 01:10:43,170 --> 01:10:45,270 So sorry. I mean, I didn't realize. 943 01:10:45,510 --> 01:10:47,930 You've ruined an experiment. The most important test in today's medicine. 944 01:10:48,350 --> 01:10:50,450 We almost brought me... Brought it off. 945 01:10:50,850 --> 01:10:51,850 Here. 946 01:10:52,030 --> 01:10:52,909 Thank you. 947 01:10:52,910 --> 01:10:54,010 Can I get you anything? 948 01:10:54,330 --> 01:10:55,330 No, thanks. 949 01:10:55,950 --> 01:10:57,130 You'll soon be on your feet. 950 01:10:57,410 --> 01:10:58,790 Congratulations, Severio. 951 01:10:59,030 --> 01:11:00,050 Don't be funny, huh? 952 01:11:00,370 --> 01:11:02,510 It's not my feet I care about. It's my middle muscle. 953 01:11:03,610 --> 01:11:06,470 Ellen, I brought Juliana. She figured she could spell you a while. 954 01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:09,790 I'm sure you could use the rest. Ellen, this face is getting so thin. But 955 01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:10,790 really, I'm not tired. 956 01:11:10,890 --> 01:11:14,970 No, it's an order, Ellen. You need a bit of fresh air. Balls on the guy. The 957 01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:18,390 tone. It's an order, Ellen. Taking advantage of me because I'm temporarily 958 01:11:18,390 --> 01:11:19,009 of commission. 959 01:11:19,010 --> 01:11:20,010 Fine friend you are. 960 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,108 May I? 961 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:23,250 Here we are. And how are we today? 962 01:11:24,450 --> 01:11:26,650 Juliana here will sit with you for a while. But kindly... 963 01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:28,570 The wife for your physical therapy, eh? 964 01:11:28,770 --> 01:11:29,790 Oh, it's good for you, exercise. 965 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:33,550 I'll be glad to assist you. I know a lot of them. Physical therapy's a wonderful 966 01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:36,790 thing. I feel I'd better stay here in the room. No, go on, go on. 967 01:11:37,150 --> 01:11:38,550 Otherwise I'll get to be known as a monster. 968 01:11:39,630 --> 01:11:42,590 Now then, shall we commence the exercises? 969 01:11:43,390 --> 01:11:46,590 There's no doubt he'll soon be normal again. There go our plans. But he was 970 01:11:46,590 --> 01:11:47,590 never normal. 971 01:11:47,710 --> 01:11:48,990 Psychotherapy is what he needs. 972 01:11:50,030 --> 01:11:52,650 I'd like to make love right here. What do you think? Are you crazy? 973 01:11:52,930 --> 01:11:54,150 Let's do it right here. 974 01:11:54,350 --> 01:11:56,150 Eleanor, my love, where are you? 975 01:11:56,970 --> 01:11:58,910 In the little chapel praying for me? 976 01:12:00,130 --> 01:12:02,190 Eleanor! King Khan's practically here. 977 01:12:02,410 --> 01:12:05,050 Eleanor, where are you? Come and see how well I'm walking. 978 01:12:05,790 --> 01:12:09,370 Watch me. Look at the progress. See how nimble I am? Look at me go. 979 01:12:10,710 --> 01:12:13,250 The monster's walking, you know, with a bit of luck. 980 01:12:13,750 --> 01:12:17,230 Isn't this a nice surprise, huh? All week long I've been preparing for it. 981 01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:20,240 Come on, Eleanor, aren't you going to smile at least? I thought you'd be happy 982 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:21,239 about it. 983 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,960 But I just wasn't expecting you. 984 01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:26,580 Yeah, we were just talking about you and how glad we are that you're out and 985 01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:30,980 around. And specifically about making up for lost time. I must exercise with 986 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:35,280 Juliana more. Our motto goes like, Recuperate! 987 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:37,520 Recuperate! 988 01:13:45,450 --> 01:13:46,450 Or have you been hit? 989 01:13:49,330 --> 01:13:55,930 I haven't been hit. And you? 990 01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:00,130 Me neither. 991 01:14:00,890 --> 01:14:01,950 Blasting away again, huh? 992 01:14:03,590 --> 01:14:04,590 Who is that? 993 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:22,500 Thank you.