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我厌倦了接受治疗
就像一个病人一样。

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所以你只是要做，不是吗
你？你只需继续前进

3
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使我的动脉变硬
厨房。

4
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哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。我们回来吧
在这里。你骂我胖？

5
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是的，我叫你胖子。

6
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好吧，如果那不是大锅的话
打电话给布莱克上校。

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你最好别说我胖。嗯，
这就是我正在做的事情。

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胖子，胖子，胖子。

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那些杀不死我们的，正在塑造我们
更强。

10
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我们会坚持得更久
中国最大的城墙。

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哦，用鼓敲击的就是那个
我听说过的事

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在等待轮到我的时候。就是那个在
每次损失一场降雨，你会做什么

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也能得到一些乐趣，会让我们
比好的好。

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你穷

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事。

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在一栋房子里，你在另一栋房子里。

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你一定感到很失落。

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那里，那里，那里。

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好的。

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不，这不是你的仿制品。乔治奥的
让我作呕。

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我不会理你的，亲爱的。你只是
脱水。

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我没有邀请她。我离开了窗户
打开。她刚刚飞进来。

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你要做什么？

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罗珊娜，已经三天了。丹的
每20分钟打电话到这里。

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太奇怪了。就好像我失去了意志
来操纵他。

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好吧，下次他打电话时，你接听
并让他来说话。只是

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听着。我的婚姻不是基于我
听。

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你知道，现在杰基孤身一人
你和丹已经疏远了，三个人

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我们应该像女士们一样生活在一起
在《理智与情感》中。

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我和我的芬斯特女儿们。

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你知道，妈妈，莉齐·波登是一个
老处女。

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嘿！嘿！

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这不是过山车。这是一张彩票
票。

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哦真的吗？

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嗯，很高兴你还能做梦
因为现实就是这么不仁慈。

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嗯，更多的是，呃，Roseanne 票。

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价值一亿左右
美元。

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这是很多额外的配料。

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好吧，如果你问我，彩票只是
一个骗局。

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嗯，是的，也许对于那些傻瓜来说
在那里，但是嘿，我设计了这个系统

41
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当丹住院时。

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好吧，我选了36号
有很多次我不得不给食物加盐，

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8 为停车罚单 I 的数量
在救护车区停车，

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那么 4 代表我们的行星数量
太阳能系统。然后又老又累

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杰基必须选择的数字。

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那时，一二三就是经典
跑。

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嘿，大家。

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孩子们。

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我给你带来了换洗的衣服。

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我还给你带来了一些打火机液体
和火柴，这样你就可以烧掉它们

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你穿着。

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康纳，先生。

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康纳真的希望他能收回
他所说的一切。

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是的，好吧，我希望我能收回
鞋子在我穿完之后。

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听着，妈妈，无论你正在经历什么
在这里，您可以轻松地通过

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家。她所要做的就是向
丹.

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向丹道歉？

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丹应该向她道歉。

59
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好吧，我们不要在这里受到责备。
这整件事只是一件大事

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误解。大卫，我们不需要
现在很敏感。

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好吧，我真的很感激...你们都是
来这里安慰我，但现在

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还没有成功，你可以离开吗？

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好吧，既然如此，快乐的饭菜
大家！

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我请客！

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我喜欢快乐的饭菜。

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好吧，那就来吧。我会把你绑起来
你的汽车座椅，我们可以数得很少

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红色卡车正在过来。

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我会在回家的路上接孩子们。
你要我给你带点东西回来吗？

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嗯，是的，给我带回来一个
一切都让我可以选择。

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哦，酷。

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嗨，亲爱的。今天过得怎么样？

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但在你告诉我之前，我的吻在哪里？

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唐纳德·霍林格，你还有五分钟
迟到了。

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你只能得到一个吻。

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看完之后你可能会改变主意
这个。

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哦，香槟，而且是法国的。

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噢，啦，啦。

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是的，先生，还有……

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这是一个特别的夜晚。我有一个大
给你惊喜。安妮，你愿意结婚吗

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哦，但是唐纳德，我……你当然会的。
现在让我们打开香槟。

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唐纳德，有很多事情要考虑，
有很多话要说。我刚刚得到

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我的职业生涯还在继续。

83
00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,660
但你不想你的下一个角色是
唐纳德·霍林格夫人？

84
00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,460
我们要搬到一个小镇去，有几个
孩子们。

85
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每个万圣节我们都会抛出一个大怪异
聚会。

86
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但我不能嫁给你。我是...

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电视上第一位女权主义者？

88
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好吧，电视剧第一漂亮
女权主义者，就是这样。我无法逃避

89
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你只是因为网络不行
处理单身职业女性。

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我不明白。我们谈过
这个。

91
00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,180
还记得那次在湖边的时光吗？

92
00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,460
进来。

93
00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,940
丹给我们发了一条消息。

94
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嗯，我正在筛选我的消息，所以
你必须站在那里直到你听到

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嘟嘟。

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你在干什么？

97
00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,080
我正在拍一部关于我们功能失调的电影
家庭生活。

98
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你看起来很糟糕，妈妈。那太棒了。

99
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我在 Target 买了六盒 DJ 磁带，
所以他让我当制片人。

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咒语制作人马克.

101
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马克，我失去了光明。给她
来自爸爸的消息。

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康纳先生知道你还没有准备好
还没回家，所以他想见见你

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在绝育领地上。

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中立领土。

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好的。

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无论如何，丹，他真的受伤了，而且他
希望你回来。

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哦，那我给你翻译一下，
马克。这意味着他找不到

108
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毛巾，他直接吃东西
罐头。

109
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我想这就是一个包裹。

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D.J.，你爸爸还好吗？
无论如何？

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糟糕的。比我还差？

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我不知道。

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他吸尘时通常会哭吗？

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哦，师父。

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给房子除尘有什么意义
如果你从来不在这里？

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我过着世上最无聊的生活
可可海滩。

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Jeannie!

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Jeannie, kuchokera ku chidziwitso chanu, Major
Healy ndi ine tinali kuzungulira mwezi.

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Chifukwa chiyani muyenera kumapita nthawi zonse, Mbuye?
Kodi sangatumize nyani?

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Jeannie, ndikukulamula kuti undibwezere.

121
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Osati popanda ine.

122
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NASA sifunikiradi thandizo lanu,
ndipo inenso sinditero.

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O, simukufuna thandizo langa, Mbuye?

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Mukuganiza kuti ndi ndani amene amatenga
Kodi mumadetsa madontho pa suti yanu ya m'mlengalenga?

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Ndibwerera ku mwezi.

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Ndipo siyani nthawi zonse kuyesa kundilamulira. Ine
musayese kukulamulirani, Ambuye.

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Mumachitcha chiyani ichi?

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O, chabwino. Mwina ndili pang'ono
kulamulira, koma ndi chifukwa ine

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inu. Hei, ndili ndi lingaliro. Mwamsanga ine
bwererani ku mwezi, tizipita

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penapake achikondi kwambiri.

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Ndili ndi lingaliro labwinoko, Master.

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Gene Healy!

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Kotero, Ambuye, simungakonde kwenikweni
khalani ndi Major Healy tsopano, mungatero?

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Chani? Sindikukumvani.

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Munati simungakonde kukhala
ndi Major Healy tsopano, mungatero, Master?

136
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Chabwino, ndikuganiza mwezi ukhoza kudikira.

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Moni, ndi Jackie. Ngati uyu ndi Dan, chonde
musati musiye uthenga wautali kwenikweni uwu

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nthawi. Inenso ndili ndi moyo.

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Roseanne, sindikudziwa zomwe ukuchita
kapena zomwe zikuchitika kapena chifukwa chake simungathe

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lankhulani ndi ine.

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Ndilibe mayankho, ndiye ndangokhala
kusiya kuyimba.

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Bye.

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Zabwino. Nayi pakubwera telegalamu.

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Mulungu, zonsezi nzodabwitsa kwambiri.

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Amayi anu kulibe, abambo anu kulibe
kuyankhula.

146
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Chilichonse chapita kapena chatsekedwa.

147
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Inde, chuma cha anthu aku America
luso linawonongeka madzulo amodzi.

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Zowopsa, sindingathenso kuvomereza izi.
Winawake ayenera kulankhula ndi abambo ako.

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ndikulowa.

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Wow, onani mphamvu zatsopano
maganizo.

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Osabwera nazo kunyumba.

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Hei, Bambo Conner. Hei, David.

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Muli ndi, o, kukonza zotayika pamenepo, hu?
Izo ziyenera kukupatsani inu chidziwitso chachikulu

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kukhutitsidwa.

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Chabwino, izo sizimayikapo kudumpha mkati
masitepe anu kuti akutsuka ngalande

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zimatero, koma sizoyipa.

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Mvetserani, Bambo Conner, chinthu ichi ndi inu
ndi Akazi a Conner, a...

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Ndikudziwa kuti ziyenera kukhala zoyipa.

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Ndikutanthauza, ndimapeza muukwati wanga kuti
zapamwamba ndi zazikulu.

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Zokwera kwambiri.

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Ndipo kutsika ... kuyamwa.

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Ndikutanthauza, ine ndi mkazi wanga tadutsa
moto wa gehena, ndipo ine ndiri pano kuti ndinene

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iwe…David, iwe wakwatiwapo eyiti
masiku.

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Inde.

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koma Darlene.

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Lozani ndi kufanana.

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Chifukwa chake, ngati pali chilichonse chomwe tingachite
inu, chirichonse, ife tabwera

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inu.

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Tabwera chifukwa cha inu Atate.

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Davide, ndinakuuzani chiyani?
kukwera pa bambo?

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Pepani.

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Kodi mukufuna soda?

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Zedi.

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Ndiye mwamvapo kwa amayi? Tamverani,
darling, sindikufuna ana inu kuda nkhawa

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za izi. Nanga mwana akubwera
ndi zonse.

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Ine ndi amayi ako tikonza izi.

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O, ine ndikudziwa inu mudzatero.

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Ndikutanthauza, zosankha zanu ndi zotani apa? Ayi
kutanthauza kusudzulana chifukwa

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palibe chamtengo wapatali chogawanitsa.

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Mulungu akudziwa kuti palibe wina kunja uko
kwa mmodzi wa inu.

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Kwenikweni, inu anyamata mumamatira ndi aliyense
zina.

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Ndipeza zimenezo.

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Moni?

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Eya, dikirani kamphindi chabe.

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David, ndi zanu.

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O, Mr.

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Connor, pepani. Zikadayenera kutero
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