1 00:00:08,053 --> 00:00:10,417 Shaolin Studio, how can I help you, please? 2 00:00:21,541 --> 00:00:24,571 You really wanna see this film going down in flames, don't you?! 3 00:00:24,606 --> 00:00:26,675 What are you talking about? I love this film. 4 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:28,916 Oh, bullshit, Tina! Bullshit! 5 00:00:28,951 --> 00:00:31,524 Last week you said you would burn down the lab 6 00:00:31,559 --> 00:00:33,328 before you let "The Girls" be released with, 7 00:00:33,363 --> 00:00:36,673 may I say, a brillant ending tested through the roof, 8 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,514 - and now... - And now, and now what? 9 00:00:38,549 --> 00:00:39,760 What? What's going on? 10 00:00:39,796 --> 00:00:41,000 Don't stand here and pretend 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,713 you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about! 12 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,049 I have no idea what you're talking about, Aaron. 13 00:00:45,085 --> 00:00:47,742 I would never do anything to sabotage this film, okay? 14 00:00:47,779 --> 00:00:50,052 I put my whole life into this film. Please, 15 00:00:50,096 --> 00:00:51,622 stop yelling at me 16 00:00:51,626 --> 00:00:53,933 and just talk to me. Tell me what's going on. 17 00:00:57,598 --> 00:00:58,452 Look, 18 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,163 I don't actually think that you were the one 19 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:03,510 who stole the negative, Tina because you are not a complete 20 00:01:03,558 --> 00:01:06,220 and total raving lunatic like for example 21 00:01:06,255 --> 00:01:08,253 - Jennyfer Schecter! - Whoa, whoa, wait. 22 00:01:08,256 --> 00:01:09,662 Back up. The negative? 23 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,180 What negative? 24 00:01:11,227 --> 00:01:13,953 The negative was stolen from the fucking lab, Tina! 25 00:01:13,997 --> 00:01:15,620 We have no more film! 26 00:01:15,668 --> 00:01:17,813 And you think Jenny did this? 27 00:01:17,858 --> 00:01:18,742 I cannot 28 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,781 in my wildest dream imagine 29 00:01:20,787 --> 00:01:22,570 anyone else on the face of the planet 30 00:01:22,597 --> 00:01:24,362 being that devious or insane. 31 00:01:24,396 --> 00:01:25,572 But Jenny Schecter? 32 00:01:25,617 --> 00:01:26,720 Piece of cake. 33 00:01:27,178 --> 00:01:28,612 And since she's your friend, Tina, 34 00:01:28,647 --> 00:01:30,633 I am holding you personally responsible for it. 35 00:01:30,668 --> 00:01:32,240 So do whatever you have to do, 36 00:01:32,276 --> 00:01:35,012 but get Schecter to return that goddamn negative! 37 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:44,142 Fucking, Jenny. I'm gonna fucking kill you. 38 00:02:54,446 --> 00:02:56,343 {\a6}- "Calimba Song" by Justine Electra - 39 00:03:39,658 --> 00:03:40,591 Shit! 40 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:47,750 I don't know what to say. 41 00:03:53,036 --> 00:03:54,762 I'm happy we fucked. 42 00:04:07,568 --> 00:04:08,602 Are you sure? 43 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,021 Yep. 44 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,031 Oh God! 45 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,482 Who the fuck is that? 46 00:04:58,526 --> 00:04:59,371 Who? 47 00:05:00,085 --> 00:05:01,781 Oh God, it's Alice. 48 00:05:03,076 --> 00:05:05,543 - It's Alice! - What the fuck is Alice doing here? 49 00:05:05,576 --> 00:05:07,452 - It's early. - She came 'cause 50 00:05:07,495 --> 00:05:10,023 I'm supposed to give her notes on that fucking treatment. 51 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:11,251 Tell her to go home. 52 00:05:15,558 --> 00:05:17,471 We have to... Where is my shirt? 53 00:05:17,516 --> 00:05:20,252 I don't know. I mean, are you sure it's there? 54 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,110 Here. 55 00:05:25,088 --> 00:05:25,943 Hello? 56 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,073 You know the night suddenly seems to me like... 57 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,343 Come here. 58 00:05:43,955 --> 00:05:45,740 Do you think we made a mistake? 59 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:48,562 No. 60 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:50,522 Really? 61 00:05:53,078 --> 00:05:54,693 You know as much as I do. 62 00:05:54,735 --> 00:05:55,701 Come here. 63 00:05:59,115 --> 00:06:00,131 Fuck! 64 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,113 It's so annoying. 65 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:06,940 - She's in the worse timing. - Oh my god! 66 00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:19,251 I know that look. Wooo! 67 00:06:21,418 --> 00:06:22,350 What look? 68 00:06:22,397 --> 00:06:23,993 The "I had sex on night" look. 69 00:06:23,998 --> 00:06:24,951 Anyone I know? 70 00:06:26,446 --> 00:06:29,033 No. No, I didn't do anything. 71 00:06:29,066 --> 00:06:30,783 And, just so you know, I look like this every morning. 72 00:06:30,816 --> 00:06:32,591 Oh my god! Who are you kidding? 73 00:06:32,627 --> 00:06:34,173 You wear your sex night on your sleeve. 74 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:36,303 So when did Jenny let you back in the house? 75 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:37,861 Uh... last night. 76 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,311 Hey, little monkey. 77 00:06:39,345 --> 00:06:40,650 Have you seen my earrings? 78 00:06:42,107 --> 00:06:43,952 Monkey? Well you guys like 79 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,502 super made up. 80 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,071 Are you gonna do Patrick Demsey's hair 81 00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:52,882 for some kind of commercial this morning? 82 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:55,951 - No. - No? What are you doing then? 83 00:06:55,986 --> 00:06:57,222 - I mean... - What? 84 00:06:57,228 --> 00:06:59,010 I'm not... who am I doing? I'm doing 85 00:06:59,058 --> 00:07:01,252 - Who are you doing? - Eric, Eric Mabius. 86 00:07:01,298 --> 00:07:02,971 Oh right. Do you have to go? 87 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:04,661 Do you need some help getting dressed? 88 00:07:04,695 --> 00:07:06,662 - I guess so. - Yeah? 89 00:07:08,956 --> 00:07:10,110 - What? - I gotta go. 90 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:11,900 Okay, I'm gonna help you. 91 00:07:11,907 --> 00:07:13,440 Okay, hang on a sec. 92 00:07:16,196 --> 00:07:17,161 Hang on a sec! 93 00:07:22,715 --> 00:07:23,633 Come here. 94 00:07:28,975 --> 00:07:31,073 Shit, shit, shit! 95 00:07:33,467 --> 00:07:34,673 Oh my god! 96 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,402 Oh my god! Okay. 97 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:51,281 - Alright. - Tell me you didn't... 98 00:07:51,316 --> 00:07:53,191 You know that I have to be at work. 99 00:07:53,228 --> 00:07:54,393 Oh my god! 100 00:07:54,428 --> 00:07:55,601 So we're gonna talk later. 101 00:07:58,438 --> 00:07:59,752 Do you want a cappuccino? 102 00:07:59,795 --> 00:08:01,003 No, thank you. 103 00:08:04,056 --> 00:08:05,131 Are you sure? 104 00:08:05,888 --> 00:08:07,100 I'm gonna 105 00:08:07,995 --> 00:08:09,722 go to your bathroom. 106 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:14,580 What? 107 00:08:20,098 --> 00:08:21,240 My god! 108 00:08:34,195 --> 00:08:35,791 - "Shut Up And Let Me Go" by The Ting Tings - 109 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:37,483 Don't think. 110 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,972 What the fuck?! 111 00:09:14,218 --> 00:09:18,213 The regular clearly estates that all graduate student 112 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,380 must pick through graphic design 113 00:09:20,415 --> 00:09:22,781 before they can move on to individual design. 114 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,210 I'm sorry. 115 00:09:28,247 --> 00:09:29,772 That's alright. 116 00:09:30,516 --> 00:09:31,700 As I was saying... 117 00:09:35,495 --> 00:09:36,883 I'm sorry. 118 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:45,911 Why is my phone buzzing? 119 00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:47,681 Oh, why is my phone buzzing? 120 00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:49,272 You got a text message. 121 00:09:49,316 --> 00:09:50,353 A what? 122 00:09:50,396 --> 00:09:52,063 A text message...? 123 00:09:54,268 --> 00:09:55,882 - Do you hava a briefing? - I do. 124 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:59,263 - I just wanted to talk to you. - Yeah, of course. 125 00:09:59,296 --> 00:10:00,673 Alice, 126 00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:03,062 I'm gonna be there in a second, okay? 127 00:10:12,675 --> 00:10:13,772 - Hi! - Alice, 128 00:10:13,816 --> 00:10:15,462 what the bloody hell is going on? 129 00:10:15,518 --> 00:10:17,443 Jenny just... She just took Shane outside. 130 00:10:17,475 --> 00:10:19,100 She said she wanted to talk! 131 00:10:19,146 --> 00:10:21,193 Well, isn't it a bit late for that? 132 00:10:21,786 --> 00:10:23,822 - Alice, what are they saying? - I just wanted to tell you... 133 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,141 - What are they talking about? - You know, I don't have, uh... 134 00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:28,950 I don't have expectations for our relationship. 135 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,522 Jenny doesn't wanna put any expectations on their relationship. 136 00:10:31,558 --> 00:10:33,191 And I was thinking we should probably 137 00:10:33,237 --> 00:10:34,853 set some boundaries, you know? 138 00:10:34,857 --> 00:10:36,462 'Cause we live in the same house. 139 00:10:36,496 --> 00:10:37,670 Jenny wants boundaries. 140 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,702 Boundaries? 141 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,333 Jenny doesn't even know the meaning of the word. 142 00:10:40,376 --> 00:10:42,281 She never had any boundaries. Ever. 143 00:10:42,286 --> 00:10:43,730 What I'm trying to say is 144 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,813 I just want it to be different. 145 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,289 - Yeah, right. - 'Cause I know you. 146 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:49,522 I know you do. 147 00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:55,073 They're kissing! 148 00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:01,761 Alice, you're being childish. 149 00:11:01,798 --> 00:11:02,971 They're both grown-up 150 00:11:02,987 --> 00:11:04,501 and if they want to get involved with one another 151 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:06,410 - that's totally their prerogative. - Good kisser. 152 00:11:06,455 --> 00:11:08,072 - Kisser? - You know that. 153 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:09,970 Shane just said Jenny was a good kisser! 154 00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:13,472 My god! It's disgusting! 155 00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:17,792 I have to go. 156 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:19,642 She's coming. 157 00:11:19,677 --> 00:11:21,453 Alice, what? Alice what? No! 158 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:22,903 Yeah, absolutely. 159 00:11:22,936 --> 00:11:25,582 Very good, very juicy tip for you today. 160 00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:30,193 - I'm just... - Alice, just say it. 161 00:11:30,197 --> 00:11:31,432 Let me know. If she's in the room, 162 00:11:31,527 --> 00:11:33,723 - just say yes or no. - Yes. 163 00:11:33,755 --> 00:11:35,602 Yes, so I will see you 164 00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:36,933 at four. 165 00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:37,911 Okay. 166 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:39,853 Work, work, work. 167 00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:43,003 - The look is making me come at the... - Right. 168 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:45,330 I'd appreciate it if you don't mention 169 00:11:45,378 --> 00:11:46,482 that stuff. 170 00:11:46,525 --> 00:11:47,230 You know? 171 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:52,881 It's none of my business. 172 00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:53,791 Nope. 173 00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:00,101 Do you wanna start work? 174 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:01,821 Yeah, I brought mine. 175 00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:05,612 You know, it's... It's work. 176 00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:06,802 - "I Can't Explain" by The Charmless Hearts - 177 00:12:06,846 --> 00:12:08,141 This is just so crazy. 178 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,723 Really? What is Shane thinking? 179 00:12:09,766 --> 00:12:12,083 This is gonna be a complete and total train rack. 180 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,910 Why it should be your responsibility? 181 00:12:14,958 --> 00:12:16,461 I think you should just call Jenny to find out 182 00:12:16,477 --> 00:12:17,722 what the fuck happened to the negative 183 00:12:17,728 --> 00:12:19,901 because, you know what? I'm sure it's just some misunderstanding 184 00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:21,261 and he's gonna call you in a couple of days 185 00:12:21,268 --> 00:12:22,763 and just apologize. 186 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:23,711 Alright. 187 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:24,890 Well, call me. 188 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,212 I love you. 189 00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:36,961 What is Tom doing here? 190 00:12:36,998 --> 00:12:38,622 Hello, Bette, it's good to see you too. 191 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:42,793 Well, the ADA says I have the right 192 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,601 to an interpreter in the workplace. 193 00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:47,161 The Americans With Disabilities Act? 194 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:50,271 But you know perfectly well that I can sign. 195 00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:53,943 Actually your signing has never really been that great. 196 00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:56,211 So it's probably better if you just speak. 197 00:12:58,558 --> 00:12:59,610 Fine. 198 00:13:02,336 --> 00:13:05,162 Well, we will both probably agree that 199 00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:07,493 working together has become 200 00:13:07,535 --> 00:13:08,871 very uncomfortable. 201 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:14,283 And since I am the head of this department 202 00:13:14,316 --> 00:13:16,683 and I have to have it run smoothly, 203 00:13:17,836 --> 00:13:20,111 I think it would be best for you to resign. 204 00:13:25,457 --> 00:13:26,340 No. 205 00:13:26,818 --> 00:13:28,442 Excuse me? 206 00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,812 I love my job. Why would I resign? 207 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,350 A few weeks ago, you volunteered to resign from CU. 208 00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:41,071 Right. I offered to resign to protect your ass. 209 00:13:41,728 --> 00:13:44,182 Which is something I would do for somebody that I'm in love with. 210 00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:46,301 Obviously I'm no longer in love with you. 211 00:13:49,097 --> 00:13:50,770 If you don't resign, 212 00:13:52,136 --> 00:13:54,051 then I'm gonna have to fire you. 213 00:13:58,508 --> 00:13:59,752 Go right ahead. 214 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,233 - Yeah? - We're in a meeting here, so... 215 00:14:15,877 --> 00:14:17,090 Yeah, just... 216 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,631 Okay, here is my... 217 00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:20,342 - I turn the ring off. - Thanks. 218 00:14:21,118 --> 00:14:22,411 Getting a lot of phone calls. 219 00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:25,012 - I don't know why. - Will you pass me that? 220 00:14:25,056 --> 00:14:26,422 - Sure. - Thanks. 221 00:14:27,228 --> 00:14:30,213 Thank you. How long did it take you to write this? 222 00:14:31,225 --> 00:14:32,682 Oh, I just wrote that in a night. 223 00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:34,770 I just kind of stream-of-consciousness 224 00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:36,582 - spit it out. - One night? 225 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:38,141 This took you one night? 226 00:14:38,148 --> 00:14:40,800 You people think that you can just come into Hollywood 227 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,841 and suddenly you're gonna make it 228 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,612 and you're just gonna like write everything 229 00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:46,213 and it's gonna be great in one night. 230 00:14:46,246 --> 00:14:47,231 You know what? 231 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,251 My work to write a screenplay 232 00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:52,701 is a craft. 233 00:14:52,736 --> 00:14:53,790 Okay? 234 00:14:53,837 --> 00:14:56,120 And if you're gonna sit here across from me, 235 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,480 you have to start taking it seriously. 236 00:14:58,515 --> 00:15:00,310 So this is what we are gonna do. 237 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,881 Pitch it to me. Go. 238 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,542 I'm an executive, okay? 239 00:15:06,048 --> 00:15:07,091 Like a pitch meeting? 240 00:15:07,095 --> 00:15:08,631 - Sell it. - I need to work on this. 241 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,313 - Go for it. - It's a good idea. 242 00:15:12,595 --> 00:15:17,443 It's about a talk show host who is really fantastic and 243 00:15:17,995 --> 00:15:20,791 is dating a cop, who's dark and broody and 244 00:15:20,826 --> 00:15:22,852 they get caught up in this, this murder mystery. 245 00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:25,903 So there'll be like car chases, and it's got action and excitement. 246 00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:27,751 It's kinda like foul play. 247 00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,180 It meets "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", 248 00:15:29,227 --> 00:15:30,913 so it's got the romantic, 249 00:15:31,288 --> 00:15:32,750 you know, actionny... 250 00:15:32,795 --> 00:15:35,450 - It's kinda got everything! - Except a good idea. 251 00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:38,470 Just saying. I mean... 252 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,973 I don't think that's gonna sell. 253 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,350 Pretty boring. 254 00:15:42,826 --> 00:15:44,102 But you know, 255 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:45,750 the heart 256 00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:49,243 of this is that it's just not realistic. 257 00:15:49,278 --> 00:15:52,560 These two people would never be in a relationship together. 258 00:15:52,597 --> 00:15:55,132 - No, Alice. - I kinda... 259 00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,720 - Yeah? - Well, Alice, you know what I think? 260 00:15:57,768 --> 00:15:59,591 The future's now. 261 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,251 Right now 262 00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:03,190 and this is not the way forward. 263 00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:06,312 Because when I'm with you in a group of people 264 00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:09,000 and I close my eyes and I'm like ooooooo 265 00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:11,332 that girl... 266 00:16:13,067 --> 00:16:14,021 the voice. 267 00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:18,482 She should be doing cartoon voiceovers. 268 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,753 I have never really 269 00:16:24,788 --> 00:16:26,860 thought of cartoons as a 270 00:16:26,895 --> 00:16:28,000 career move. 271 00:16:28,036 --> 00:16:29,472 You have 272 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:32,151 a unique fork laryngeal. It's right here. 273 00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,923 Jenny, open up! I need to talk to you. 274 00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:46,320 Thank you so much for the inspiration. 275 00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:47,470 Thank you. 276 00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:49,621 - Alright. - Great to see you. 277 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,723 - I'm gonna work on this. - Okay. 278 00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:55,230 Don't tell anybody I told you 279 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,682 'cause I promised I won't say anything! 280 00:16:58,798 --> 00:17:01,301 Wait. Are you sure about Jenny and Shane? 281 00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:03,090 I saw them make out. With tongue. 282 00:17:03,638 --> 00:17:04,772 - Gross! - I know. 283 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,210 I'm already have initiated down but the image is burnt in my head. 284 00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:08,970 Hey, Jenny, thanks again for your help. 285 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:09,881 No problem. 286 00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:11,470 I take it the meeting didn't go so well? 287 00:17:11,476 --> 00:17:12,410 Yeah, not so good. 288 00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,592 Well, I wanna hear all about it, but first right now 289 00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:16,000 I have to go fucking kill Jenny. 290 00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,273 Why? What did she do to you? 291 00:17:17,318 --> 00:17:18,242 I can't talk about it right now. 292 00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:20,313 I'll tell you all about it later, alright? I just... 293 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,371 I have to calm down, okay. 294 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,090 I just have to go talk some senses to her. 295 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,491 Yeah, good luck with that. 296 00:17:26,026 --> 00:17:26,872 I'll call you. 297 00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,902 I got a new cappuccino maker. Do you want one? 298 00:17:33,946 --> 00:17:36,253 - No, thanks. I'm fine. - Are you sure? 299 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:37,812 Jenny, I need to talk to you. 300 00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:39,213 I can make it with soil. 301 00:17:40,365 --> 00:17:42,773 - Do you... Okay. Soil, fine. - Soil? Okay. 302 00:17:42,817 --> 00:17:43,720 Great. 303 00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:45,270 What's up? 304 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,960 The negative of "Lez Girls"? It was stolen from the lab. 305 00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:51,012 What? 306 00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:52,792 - The negative was stolen. - I can't hear you. 307 00:17:52,825 --> 00:17:54,690 The negative was stolen from the lab! 308 00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:56,233 Why are you keeping saying the word "negative"? 309 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:57,230 Are you not hearing me? 310 00:17:57,245 --> 00:17:58,801 - The negative... - Smell the beans. 311 00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:02,010 ...to our movie was stolen from the lab. 312 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,750 Who cares if the negative was stolen? 313 00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:05,840 The editor has it on her computer. 314 00:18:06,326 --> 00:18:09,422 We shot the movie on film, okay? 315 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,571 Alright? 316 00:18:10,605 --> 00:18:12,712 The kind of film you might take pictures with. 317 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,073 - Alright? - Okay. 318 00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:17,691 The negative is the original image, alright? 319 00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:20,660 Without that, you can't make prints. Without prints, 320 00:18:20,695 --> 00:18:22,853 you can't screen it in a movie theater, alright? 321 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,810 It doesn't matter what the editor has on her computer, alright? 322 00:18:25,858 --> 00:18:28,230 Because it cannot be projected on to a screen. 323 00:18:29,056 --> 00:18:30,822 No one's gonna see our movie. 324 00:18:30,855 --> 00:18:33,370 Are you saying that nobody's gonna see the movie? 325 00:18:35,106 --> 00:18:37,141 Oh my god, Tina! 326 00:18:39,136 --> 00:18:41,203 This film is my whole life! 327 00:18:41,725 --> 00:18:43,242 I know it's your life. 328 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,100 That's why I'm here. 329 00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:46,891 I just... I came over 330 00:18:46,936 --> 00:18:48,172 to talk to you 331 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,200 face to face. 332 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:51,990 Look, I talked to the lab, 333 00:18:52,605 --> 00:18:54,270 they kinda put a trace on it, 334 00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:56,590 they're gonna find it, but I just thought 335 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,181 you could talk to me, 336 00:18:58,226 --> 00:19:00,722 - just one on one. - About what? 337 00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:04,542 - Is it here? - Is it here?! 338 00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:05,953 You... If I stole it? 339 00:19:06,326 --> 00:19:08,672 You wanna know if I stole the movie? 340 00:19:08,717 --> 00:19:10,980 Jenny, it's possible. Look, if it's here, 341 00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:13,522 just grab it. We'll take it back to the lab, okay? 342 00:19:13,556 --> 00:19:15,890 And I can promise, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. 343 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,591 But shit has already happen to me! 344 00:19:17,596 --> 00:19:19,131 My film's already been stolen! 345 00:19:19,177 --> 00:19:20,510 Why don't you ask Adele? 346 00:19:20,545 --> 00:19:22,252 Adele doesn't have any reason to steal the negative! 347 00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:24,270 Oh, Adele has no reason to steal? Why? 348 00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:25,692 Her whole career would be on line. 349 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,221 Her fucking career is on the line. 350 00:19:27,257 --> 00:19:29,151 That twerp has a three-picture deal! 351 00:19:29,188 --> 00:19:32,042 I have nothing! Nothing, Tina! Okay? 352 00:19:32,076 --> 00:19:34,131 I don't even have an agent anymore. Because 353 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:37,060 my agents fired me because they don't think I'm professional. 354 00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:39,601 And then and then, if this film doesn't come out 355 00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,693 then I'm totally fucked, okay? 356 00:19:41,727 --> 00:19:43,591 So I need this film to come out 357 00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:45,970 so I have this kind of chance 358 00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:49,183 of getting a job again. So you need to find that movie! 359 00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:54,473 I did not steal the negative. 360 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,052 I'm sorry. 361 00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,503 They're holding me responsible. 362 00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:05,261 Aaron is personally holding me responsible. 363 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:08,831 Jenny, I'm sorry, okay? I believe you. 364 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:11,543 - Oh my god! This is so bad. - I promise you. 365 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,753 So you guys are a couple? 366 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,040 No. No, Alice, we're not a couple. 367 00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:20,953 Things got emotional and it happened one time. That's... 368 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,812 It's not, not a big deal. 369 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:24,840 Shane, it's Jenny! I mean, 370 00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:26,833 I just wanna make sure you know who you're talking about here. 371 00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:29,221 I'm surely aware of who it is, thank you, but 372 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,061 listen, 373 00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:32,721 we got each other. 374 00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:35,760 We do! And I have to believe she's not gonna get weird! 375 00:20:35,796 --> 00:20:38,441 She even said it today. You know, we live under the same... 376 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,311 Under the same roof, you will have to set boundaries. 377 00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:41,461 I know. 378 00:20:42,478 --> 00:20:44,952 - How did you know that? - I just, you're expecting Jenny 379 00:20:44,996 --> 00:20:46,913 to set boundaries. It's like... 380 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,511 - What? - I have to. 381 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,840 I don't have another choice. 382 00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:52,740 Even the most level-headed calm person 383 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,451 would be freaking out 384 00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:56,083 - if they slept with their roomate. - Listen to me. 385 00:20:56,115 --> 00:20:58,483 - It's normal. - It happened one time. 386 00:20:59,087 --> 00:21:01,063 And just because it happened doesn't mean like 387 00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:02,083 we're gonna add water 388 00:21:02,115 --> 00:21:04,670 and become instant relationship all of a sudden. 389 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:05,943 - "Too Beautiful To Be Good" by Franciene Thomas - 390 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,443 What? 391 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,851 Nothing. She asked 392 00:21:08,897 --> 00:21:10,573 get some beer on the way home. 393 00:21:13,516 --> 00:21:14,521 And, 394 00:21:14,527 --> 00:21:16,130 listen, between you and me, 395 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,471 if it was to happen again? 396 00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:22,561 What? What is that face? 397 00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:24,822 I wouldn't, 398 00:21:25,428 --> 00:21:26,671 I wouldn't mind. 399 00:21:30,678 --> 00:21:31,773 It was good. 400 00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:34,020 How good was it? 401 00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,223 Better than I expected good. 402 00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:44,541 You're gonna sleep with her again tonight. 403 00:21:44,556 --> 00:21:46,050 I will not. I swear. 404 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,082 No. I mean, I can't swear, but, 405 00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:50,362 I'm not planning on it. 406 00:21:50,986 --> 00:21:52,631 At the end of the day, I really 407 00:21:53,536 --> 00:21:56,410 am happy that she's back in my life. 408 00:21:56,925 --> 00:21:58,432 Speaking of which, I've gotta get going. 409 00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:04,052 I've got to find a liquor store. 410 00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:12,502 Phyllis, I need to talk to you about Jodi. 411 00:22:12,595 --> 00:22:15,302 She is implacable. I have never met anybody so... 412 00:22:18,396 --> 00:22:20,041 Bette, come sit down. 413 00:22:20,228 --> 00:22:22,373 I feel like we us, 414 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:25,890 to discuss this problem with all the parties involved. 415 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,332 Jodi has given me her side of the story. 416 00:22:28,378 --> 00:22:31,020 So if there's anything you think I should know, 417 00:22:31,056 --> 00:22:32,220 now is the time. 418 00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:38,572 Jodi agreed to resign several weeks ago, 419 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:39,893 and 420 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:43,611 I simply asked her to submit that resignation. 421 00:22:43,646 --> 00:22:45,963 The Justin Donovan gun-to-the-head incident 422 00:22:45,966 --> 00:22:48,232 has completely evaporated. 423 00:22:48,277 --> 00:22:51,633 So there's no longer any reason for Jodi to resign. 424 00:22:51,675 --> 00:22:54,501 The Justin Donovan controversy is only educative 425 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:56,013 of a larger problem. 426 00:22:56,046 --> 00:22:58,242 Jodi isn't interested in any authority other than her own 427 00:22:58,288 --> 00:23:00,692 and as my subordinate, she has repeatedly demonstrated 428 00:23:00,736 --> 00:23:02,593 that she is determined to make it as 429 00:23:02,628 --> 00:23:04,963 uncomfortable as possible for me to do my job. 430 00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:07,123 So, you threaten to fire your ex-girlfriend 431 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:09,053 because having her around makes you uncomfortable? 432 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,371 No, that's not what I said. It's a question of authority, Phyllis. 433 00:23:12,436 --> 00:23:14,092 I'm really shocked, Bette. 434 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,651 I would never have imagined that you of all people 435 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,040 would allow this... 436 00:23:18,087 --> 00:23:20,763 this dyke drama to interfere with you doing your job. 437 00:23:20,808 --> 00:23:23,611 - This is not dyke drama, Phyllis! - When you entered 438 00:23:23,657 --> 00:23:25,963 into a sexual relationship with a subordinate, 439 00:23:25,998 --> 00:23:28,163 as you referred to her, 440 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,272 you relinquished your right to fire her. 441 00:23:31,307 --> 00:23:34,520 Because that's what's called sexual harassment. 442 00:23:38,705 --> 00:23:41,152 Are you threatening to sue me for sexual harassment?! 443 00:23:43,545 --> 00:23:44,990 That thought never occurred to me. 444 00:23:45,037 --> 00:23:46,933 I'm not really interested in lawsuits. 445 00:23:49,026 --> 00:23:50,991 This is not coming from Jodi, Bette. 446 00:23:51,025 --> 00:23:52,330 It's coming from me. 447 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:54,631 The last thing this university needs 448 00:23:54,677 --> 00:23:57,813 is a sexual harassment law suit between two lesbians. 449 00:23:57,908 --> 00:23:59,331 She just said she's not going to sue me. 450 00:23:59,427 --> 00:24:00,860 I don't care what Jodi says. 451 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,662 I cannot allow you 452 00:24:02,695 --> 00:24:05,353 to expose this university to this kind of threat. 453 00:24:06,006 --> 00:24:07,581 Have I made myself clear? 454 00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:28,460 Guess what? 455 00:24:29,007 --> 00:24:30,952 I finished my whole treatment. 456 00:24:33,048 --> 00:24:34,602 I'm excited! 457 00:24:35,276 --> 00:24:37,273 - You did? - I did. 458 00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:39,072 And guess what else. 459 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:42,142 - What? - I was thinking about you. 460 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,492 You were. 461 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:47,063 I was. Everything that we did last night. 462 00:24:47,098 --> 00:24:48,911 And what were you thinking? 463 00:24:49,757 --> 00:24:51,770 I was thinking that I liked it. 464 00:24:54,295 --> 00:24:55,210 What? 465 00:24:56,826 --> 00:24:57,922 What are you doing? 466 00:24:57,957 --> 00:24:59,352 Come here. 467 00:24:59,385 --> 00:25:00,452 Are you sure? 468 00:25:29,517 --> 00:25:31,041 Take this off. 469 00:25:31,678 --> 00:25:33,551 I am glad we made up. 470 00:25:56,047 --> 00:25:58,222 And we're back on "The Look" 471 00:25:58,268 --> 00:26:00,583 and you've all been waiting patiently 472 00:26:00,618 --> 00:26:02,560 to hear what secrets 473 00:26:02,598 --> 00:26:04,682 Alice Pieszecki has to share with us today. 474 00:26:04,726 --> 00:26:06,973 Thank you for that great entrance, Andrea, but, 475 00:26:07,055 --> 00:26:09,332 secrets makes it sound a little dirty. 476 00:26:09,376 --> 00:26:12,242 Well, dirty, Alice, isn't the eye of the beholder? 477 00:26:12,798 --> 00:26:14,832 That may be my point, Mary. 478 00:26:15,385 --> 00:26:17,323 I know a lot of you think of me 479 00:26:17,426 --> 00:26:20,681 as the keeper of these dirty little gay secrets, but, 480 00:26:21,528 --> 00:26:24,862 I received a letter last week, and it made me think 481 00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:27,602 a lot about things I've done. So I thought 482 00:26:27,985 --> 00:26:30,062 Today, I will share something 483 00:26:30,106 --> 00:26:31,843 a little intimate with you. 484 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,301 Great! 485 00:26:39,316 --> 00:26:40,913 "Dear Miss Pieszecki," 486 00:26:40,956 --> 00:26:42,883 they spelled it right there, which 487 00:26:42,928 --> 00:26:44,271 I appreciate. 488 00:26:46,496 --> 00:26:48,990 "I'm writing to you because you might be able to help" 489 00:26:49,037 --> 00:26:51,272 "people understand what I'm going through". 490 00:26:52,056 --> 00:26:53,400 "For the last three weeks," 491 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:56,473 "my brother weight has been on life support" 492 00:26:57,128 --> 00:27:00,230 "I've been to the hospital every day, praying for a miracle" 493 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,472 "but this morning," 494 00:27:02,515 --> 00:27:04,861 "I watched them lower my big brother's coffin" 495 00:27:04,898 --> 00:27:06,271 "into the ground" 496 00:27:08,615 --> 00:27:11,120 I don't understand who is this. 497 00:27:11,158 --> 00:27:14,492 "My brother's dead because he wrote a love letter" 498 00:27:14,525 --> 00:27:16,490 "to a guy named Marcus" 499 00:27:17,425 --> 00:27:20,440 "And Marcus shot him in the face" 500 00:27:22,995 --> 00:27:25,541 "I'm writing to ask you to please tell your viewers" 501 00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:28,251 "that it's not OK to hurt gay people" 502 00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:30,823 "We didn't do anything to them" 503 00:27:31,035 --> 00:27:33,652 "So why can't they just leave us alone" 504 00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:40,541 I know I've been... 505 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:45,511 I know I've justified outing in the past, 506 00:27:45,545 --> 00:27:47,641 saying it's a political act. 507 00:27:48,256 --> 00:27:50,862 I certainly do believe that 508 00:27:50,898 --> 00:27:52,891 the world would be better if 509 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:58,122 people felt free and safe enough to be who they really are, 510 00:27:59,067 --> 00:28:00,802 but what I forgot 511 00:28:02,036 --> 00:28:05,562 was some people choose to stay in the closet for other reasons. 512 00:28:07,155 --> 00:28:11,050 One of those reasons is homophobia is alive and well, 513 00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:13,373 and oftentimes in this country, 514 00:28:14,515 --> 00:28:15,832 it can be deadly. 515 00:28:22,006 --> 00:28:22,842 So... 516 00:28:23,588 --> 00:28:25,201 So I wanted to share that. 517 00:28:25,847 --> 00:28:26,901 Thank you. 518 00:28:27,516 --> 00:28:31,060 Thank you very much, Alice for bringing that to our attention. 519 00:28:31,106 --> 00:28:32,062 You're welcome. 520 00:28:32,107 --> 00:28:34,023 Well, right now we're gonna go to a commercial 521 00:28:34,057 --> 00:28:36,120 and when we come back we are gonna to discuss 522 00:28:36,186 --> 00:28:37,712 how to dress for spring. 523 00:28:38,096 --> 00:28:38,980 Don't go away. 524 00:28:47,566 --> 00:28:48,980 Shaolin, may I help you? 525 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:56,172 Well, that's what I thought 526 00:28:56,217 --> 00:28:57,650 'cause it occured to me that... 527 00:29:11,137 --> 00:29:12,671 What's going on? 528 00:29:12,715 --> 00:29:14,740 Aaron wants to see you right away. 529 00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:15,952 Again? 530 00:29:16,565 --> 00:29:18,543 Oh for fax sake! 531 00:29:24,485 --> 00:29:25,651 You wanted to see me? 532 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,782 "Dear Deluxe Motion Picture Lab," 533 00:29:30,825 --> 00:29:34,892 "please release the Lez Girls negative to the East Side Messenger Service," 534 00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:36,973 "who will arrive at 8 P.M. tonight" 535 00:29:37,016 --> 00:29:38,362 "Sincerely" 536 00:29:40,977 --> 00:29:43,261 You wanna read that signature for me? 537 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:47,172 Oh, my God. You don't actually believe that I did this. 538 00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:49,881 Is that or is that not your signature, Tina? 539 00:29:49,928 --> 00:29:52,103 Yes. But I didn't write this letter! 540 00:29:52,137 --> 00:29:53,763 Then you'd better find out who did. 541 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,033 Fuck! 542 00:30:03,818 --> 00:30:06,253 It's painful for me as this is. 543 00:30:07,017 --> 00:30:09,030 So you want me to resign? 544 00:30:09,077 --> 00:30:10,063 Yes. 545 00:30:10,097 --> 00:30:12,632 Look, I know I'm not the only administrator at CU 546 00:30:12,718 --> 00:30:15,173 who's ever had a relationship with another faculty member. 547 00:30:15,205 --> 00:30:17,432 No, but you're the only lesbian administrator 548 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:19,011 who's had a nasty public breakup 549 00:30:19,058 --> 00:30:20,123 with a faculty member. 550 00:30:20,168 --> 00:30:21,753 So this is because I'm a lesbian. 551 00:30:21,797 --> 00:30:23,070 - "Local Girls" by Graham Parker - 552 00:30:23,116 --> 00:30:25,383 Or is it because you're a lesbian, Phyllis? 553 00:30:25,385 --> 00:30:28,051 Before you go any further, yes. It's true. 554 00:30:28,098 --> 00:30:30,680 This situation could reflect badly on me, but... 555 00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:31,881 - Phyllis, she said she had no... - But it's not the only reason. 556 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,703 - ... intention... - Let me finish! 557 00:30:33,747 --> 00:30:36,933 Unfortunately, Bette, this is not your first offense. 558 00:30:38,595 --> 00:30:40,391 I don't know what you're talking about. 559 00:30:40,437 --> 00:30:43,131 Nadia's complaint sided Gordon Percy, 560 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:44,832 but she also referred to 561 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:46,620 her encounter with you. 562 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:51,122 Nadia filled a complaint against me? 563 00:30:51,148 --> 00:30:51,852 Yes. 564 00:30:55,775 --> 00:30:57,683 So why didn't you tell me about it? 565 00:30:57,715 --> 00:30:58,971 Because I knew you'd be angry 566 00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:00,792 and you'd wanna fight it and it was more convenient 567 00:31:00,845 --> 00:31:02,082 to make it go away. 568 00:31:03,637 --> 00:31:05,083 So you see, 569 00:31:05,107 --> 00:31:07,700 I've already given you a second chance. 570 00:31:14,877 --> 00:31:17,151 Phyllis, Tina and I are about to adopt a baby. 571 00:31:17,198 --> 00:31:18,652 We just started 572 00:31:18,687 --> 00:31:20,432 construction on the second storey. 573 00:31:20,475 --> 00:31:22,890 - This is really not the... - Don't grovel, Bette. It's beneath you. 574 00:31:22,926 --> 00:31:25,733 You know with your talent you'll find a position in no time. 575 00:31:26,258 --> 00:31:27,590 May I get these ladies refill? 576 00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:29,641 I'll have one. Bette? 577 00:31:32,077 --> 00:31:34,201 I'll have a red Manhattan, please. 578 00:31:47,577 --> 00:31:50,712 You were a beautiful role model for me when I was coming out. 579 00:31:51,557 --> 00:31:52,970 Jodi too, but, 580 00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:55,473 you in a very special way 581 00:31:55,516 --> 00:31:57,601 and I will always be grateful. 582 00:31:57,646 --> 00:31:58,603 That's nice. 583 00:31:59,048 --> 00:32:00,601 And I don't blame you. 584 00:32:01,157 --> 00:32:03,323 If svelte young co�t with long blond hair 585 00:32:03,345 --> 00:32:05,783 was throwing herself at me, God knows what I'd do. 586 00:32:05,806 --> 00:32:07,470 She was a grade student. 587 00:32:07,516 --> 00:32:09,690 To tell you the truth, I've had my own struggle 588 00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:11,700 with attractions to subordinates. 589 00:32:12,535 --> 00:32:15,001 I've one crush that's been incredibly 590 00:32:15,037 --> 00:32:16,380 difficult 591 00:32:17,157 --> 00:32:18,843 not to act on them. 592 00:32:23,058 --> 00:32:24,470 You wanna know who it is? 593 00:32:26,998 --> 00:32:28,220 I'd rather not. 594 00:32:29,277 --> 00:32:31,151 Oh come on! Guess! 595 00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:32,642 It's someone you know. 596 00:32:32,678 --> 00:32:34,282 - "Soul Shoes" by Graham Parker - 597 00:32:35,437 --> 00:32:37,350 Phyllis, I really... I have no idea. 598 00:32:37,385 --> 00:32:39,390 You know? And I thought you and Joyce were gonna get married. 599 00:32:39,396 --> 00:32:40,840 Joyce? Yes. 600 00:32:40,887 --> 00:32:42,482 But as Jimmy Carter once said, 601 00:32:42,516 --> 00:32:45,341 "I've strayed in my mind's eye many times". 602 00:32:46,077 --> 00:32:48,641 Especially with this particular person. 603 00:32:49,517 --> 00:32:52,041 But now that you're no longer my employee, 604 00:32:53,085 --> 00:32:55,040 I feel free to make my confession. 605 00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:01,461 I've always found you wildly, 606 00:33:02,216 --> 00:33:04,332 exquisitely attractive. 607 00:33:15,377 --> 00:33:17,571 - Yes. - Phyllis, no. 608 00:33:20,037 --> 00:33:23,031 From the moment I saw you, tall, strong, 609 00:33:23,076 --> 00:33:24,082 brilliant. 610 00:33:24,095 --> 00:33:25,811 - Don't. - Erudite. 611 00:33:25,855 --> 00:33:27,143 Incredibly... It was 612 00:33:27,177 --> 00:33:28,653 so difficult for me not to act on it. 613 00:33:28,696 --> 00:33:29,763 You can't imagine. 614 00:33:30,296 --> 00:33:32,291 - Joyce. - Joyce is wonderful, yeah. 615 00:33:32,327 --> 00:33:34,213 Oh, yes, she's TCB, she's good in bed, but 616 00:33:34,245 --> 00:33:35,380 makes a good living, 617 00:33:35,425 --> 00:33:37,043 tight with Mayor Newsom, but... 618 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:38,602 if you gave me 619 00:33:38,646 --> 00:33:41,321 the smallest amount of encouragement, 620 00:33:41,368 --> 00:33:43,341 I would lose her in a second. 621 00:33:47,148 --> 00:33:48,580 You just fired me. 622 00:33:49,015 --> 00:33:50,842 I know. But it may be the best thing 623 00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:53,493 that ever happened to both of us. 624 00:33:56,888 --> 00:33:59,673 You are and will always be 625 00:34:00,565 --> 00:34:03,190 the woman of my dreams. 626 00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:10,251 You'll have my letter of resignation in the morning. 627 00:34:14,948 --> 00:34:16,530 - "It's Out Of My Hands" by Soul Children - 628 00:34:18,278 --> 00:34:20,452 Girl, look what you got! 629 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,291 Next time Dylan Moreland sends me flowers, 630 00:34:25,336 --> 00:34:26,622 Kit, please, just 631 00:34:26,657 --> 00:34:27,850 don't accept them. 632 00:34:29,016 --> 00:34:30,881 OK, I'll throw 'em out. 633 00:34:32,526 --> 00:34:34,471 No, that'd be a waste. Let's 634 00:34:35,215 --> 00:34:37,003 put them in a bathroom, or... 635 00:34:40,575 --> 00:34:41,750 Maybe we... 636 00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:43,870 maybe recycle them. 637 00:35:02,565 --> 00:35:04,902 "You're beautiful when you're angry" 638 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,793 I guess hate crimes are not 639 00:35:16,828 --> 00:35:19,043 "fun gay", they're depressing gay. 640 00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:21,132 And now I'm going to this fucking 7:00 meeting 641 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:23,052 where I'm gonna get fired. And 642 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:25,030 I'm scared to go. I'm gonna say people I am sorry. 643 00:35:25,075 --> 00:35:26,442 Okay? For what I did. 644 00:35:26,487 --> 00:35:28,213 And I'm gonna beg for this job back. 645 00:35:28,258 --> 00:35:29,830 I can't let this happen. 646 00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,361 Oh God, I don't know. What about... 647 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:35,620 This would be good, right? 648 00:35:37,307 --> 00:35:38,752 - No. - Why? 649 00:35:38,785 --> 00:35:39,862 I don't like it. 650 00:35:40,387 --> 00:35:42,270 It's too something. I don't know. 651 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,413 But wait, but you're not sorry. 652 00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:46,510 I will be sorry if I lose this job. 653 00:35:46,556 --> 00:35:47,751 I do not like being broke. 654 00:35:47,788 --> 00:35:51,030 But Alice, you don't always get rewarded for doing the right thing. 655 00:35:51,406 --> 00:35:53,862 I mean, some people get punished. I got punished. 656 00:35:53,908 --> 00:35:56,233 Are you really gonna make this about you right now? 657 00:35:56,268 --> 00:35:57,333 Are you really gonna do that, 658 00:35:57,366 --> 00:35:59,400 make it about the fuckin' army right now? 659 00:36:00,286 --> 00:36:01,631 I am not here. 660 00:36:02,388 --> 00:36:03,701 This is so fucked. 661 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:05,342 - I don't have any fucking clothes! - Hello? 662 00:36:06,075 --> 00:36:10,070 Alice, it's some woman from the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center. 663 00:36:10,106 --> 00:36:11,503 Tell her I donated last year. 664 00:36:11,538 --> 00:36:13,802 I don't have time for this. Keep help me! 665 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,033 Hold on. Hi, she's not here. 666 00:36:16,087 --> 00:36:17,212 Can I take a message? 667 00:36:25,156 --> 00:36:27,962 Alice Pieszecki... Oh my god! Thank you. 668 00:36:27,995 --> 00:36:30,512 Thank you. You have no idea how much this means. 669 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,233 Wouah, it's overwhelmed welcome. 670 00:36:32,268 --> 00:36:33,440 This is Tasha. 671 00:36:33,478 --> 00:36:36,163 I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm really happy to see Alice. 672 00:36:36,197 --> 00:36:37,921 Yeah, no problem, yeah, we're here now. 673 00:36:38,015 --> 00:36:39,810 Okay, great. It's this way. 674 00:36:46,258 --> 00:36:47,400 She's this way. 675 00:36:49,578 --> 00:36:51,241 Marie doesn't believe me. 676 00:36:51,287 --> 00:36:53,002 She was already out there when you read her letter today, 677 00:36:53,038 --> 00:36:55,721 and she thinks I'm just making it up to get her to come in. 678 00:36:55,766 --> 00:36:57,781 I think if she just sees you 679 00:36:57,828 --> 00:37:00,680 - and she knows you're here... - Alright. Jamie? Jamie, hi. 680 00:37:00,726 --> 00:37:02,750 Yeah, this is weird and crazy. 681 00:37:02,796 --> 00:37:04,881 I can't talk a teenager off the ledge. 682 00:37:06,008 --> 00:37:07,830 What if she jumps while I'm talking to her? 683 00:37:07,918 --> 00:37:09,290 What if she jumps and you're not? 684 00:37:09,315 --> 00:37:10,991 But Alice isn't qualified for this. 685 00:37:11,026 --> 00:37:13,262 - She's not a psychologist. - I'm not. 686 00:37:13,305 --> 00:37:16,051 - This is... I don't even know the girl. - She knows you. 687 00:37:16,086 --> 00:37:17,412 You're her hero. 688 00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:19,693 She's so excited everytime she sees you on "The Look" 689 00:37:19,725 --> 00:37:20,800 because she says it gives her hope 690 00:37:20,808 --> 00:37:22,183 that someone could be out like you 691 00:37:22,225 --> 00:37:24,172 and still be successful. Come on, would you... 692 00:37:24,206 --> 00:37:26,173 Please, can you juste talk to her? 693 00:37:26,215 --> 00:37:27,541 This isn't gonna work. 694 00:37:27,577 --> 00:37:30,121 Alice can't handle a situation like this. 695 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:32,800 This is a crisis. You should call, you should call the police. 696 00:37:32,848 --> 00:37:34,781 Marie's terrified of the police. 697 00:37:34,828 --> 00:37:37,383 What about her parents? They already lost a child. 698 00:37:37,417 --> 00:37:38,800 and they did shit the hell out of her. 699 00:37:38,837 --> 00:37:40,303 But it's not her responsibility. 700 00:37:40,347 --> 00:37:43,582 Yes, I know, but... Come on, Marie loves her. 701 00:37:47,957 --> 00:37:49,730 Why don't you come up there so we can talk? 702 00:37:49,746 --> 00:37:51,851 Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna fall for that?! 703 00:37:51,897 --> 00:37:53,672 I'm not going anywhere. 704 00:37:54,076 --> 00:37:56,001 You wanna talk, you can come down here. 705 00:37:58,547 --> 00:37:59,962 Alice, what are you doing? 706 00:38:00,006 --> 00:38:01,523 What? The kid's not coming up. 707 00:38:02,645 --> 00:38:05,051 Yeah, but you shouldn't go down there. You should... 708 00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:07,602 What? So I'm not qualified, I'm not gonna make crisis? 709 00:38:29,848 --> 00:38:32,030 Look, I came to the ledge. 710 00:38:37,557 --> 00:38:38,992 So what? Is it like 711 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:42,021 part of your show or something? Did you bring your camera crew? 712 00:38:42,857 --> 00:38:44,033 Is that what you want? 713 00:38:44,066 --> 00:38:45,651 Do you wanna be on TV? 714 00:38:45,695 --> 00:38:47,122 Fuck you! 715 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:52,470 No, I don't have a camera crew with me. 716 00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:03,823 I'm gonna be fired. 717 00:39:07,485 --> 00:39:08,313 Why? 718 00:39:12,765 --> 00:39:14,820 They didn't really like that I read your, 719 00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,382 your letter on the air. 720 00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:21,843 The producers in my show, they got, they got really pissed. 721 00:39:24,506 --> 00:39:25,840 I'm sorry. 722 00:39:30,316 --> 00:39:32,111 I'm not. You know? 723 00:39:34,655 --> 00:39:36,323 You know what? I mean, 724 00:39:36,355 --> 00:39:39,172 millions, millions of people 725 00:39:40,516 --> 00:39:44,202 heard the truth today. They heard what you had to say. 726 00:39:46,057 --> 00:39:48,161 They did. I mean, you changed the world a little bit 727 00:39:48,207 --> 00:39:49,701 when you wrote me that letter. 728 00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:52,141 You really did. 729 00:39:52,508 --> 00:39:53,503 And 730 00:39:56,078 --> 00:39:59,631 if you stick around, you could help change it a lot more. 731 00:40:02,278 --> 00:40:04,263 Is that what you're tryin to do? 732 00:40:04,296 --> 00:40:06,102 Trying to change the world? 733 00:40:10,585 --> 00:40:13,171 I don't know. Maybe I am in my own little way. 734 00:40:33,935 --> 00:40:35,991 That's so funny! 735 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,210 You guys, over here! 736 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,890 I bet all boys loved you. 737 00:40:45,678 --> 00:40:48,110 Yes, they did, 738 00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:49,673 girlfriend. 739 00:40:51,307 --> 00:40:53,151 Yeah, I had my share, 740 00:40:53,186 --> 00:40:54,933 back in the day. 741 00:40:54,978 --> 00:40:56,672 But men... 742 00:40:56,716 --> 00:40:58,542 they just mess me up. 743 00:40:58,578 --> 00:40:59,900 What about women? 744 00:40:59,937 --> 00:41:01,323 Oh, women? 745 00:41:01,675 --> 00:41:03,460 Oh, puh-leeze, 746 00:41:03,485 --> 00:41:05,560 they can mess each other up too. 747 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:06,880 I can't begin to tell you 748 00:41:06,918 --> 00:41:09,371 how much drama I see. 749 00:41:11,206 --> 00:41:13,033 Oh, but you're happy now. 750 00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:14,590 Happy with Helena? 751 00:41:17,428 --> 00:41:20,523 Yeah, I'm happy with my partner. Yeah. 752 00:41:21,638 --> 00:41:24,041 This place is a bomb, 753 00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:26,560 and you and your girl are gonna tear it up tonight. 754 00:41:26,607 --> 00:41:28,050 And Sunset 755 00:41:28,097 --> 00:41:30,502 is gonna rock Kit's ball. 756 00:41:30,537 --> 00:41:32,193 Oh, yes, you are. 757 00:41:32,935 --> 00:41:34,761 No one's gonna fix my face 758 00:41:34,805 --> 00:41:36,553 'cause Miss Porter is in the house. 759 00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:38,643 I've got some serious competition. 760 00:41:38,676 --> 00:41:40,531 Oh, you go on now. 761 00:41:40,575 --> 00:41:42,653 Those are my friends out there. 762 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,600 Let me go get them and I'll meet you back in this. 763 00:41:44,696 --> 00:41:46,201 Okay? Alright. 764 00:41:46,236 --> 00:41:47,891 See you soon. 765 00:41:51,095 --> 00:41:52,561 - "Kiss my Sticky" by Betty - 766 00:41:59,007 --> 00:42:00,532 ... 767 00:42:00,577 --> 00:42:04,092 No, I wanna say that she really surprised me today 768 00:42:04,128 --> 00:42:06,033 and I'm very proud of her. 769 00:42:06,067 --> 00:42:10,003 And I'm very happy and proud to be her girlfriend. 770 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:14,861 - To Alice! - Thank you. 771 00:42:19,305 --> 00:42:20,963 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 772 00:42:34,058 --> 00:42:35,502 Holy shit! 773 00:42:40,527 --> 00:42:41,902 Okay, finish. So, 774 00:42:41,938 --> 00:42:43,932 she fired you and then she kissed you? 775 00:42:43,938 --> 00:42:46,061 Technically, I resigned. 776 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,753 And she didn't make out with me. There is no way 777 00:42:47,797 --> 00:42:49,072 that I was gonna make out with her. 778 00:42:49,107 --> 00:42:51,302 It was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. 779 00:42:51,637 --> 00:42:53,301 What? What's happening? 780 00:42:53,376 --> 00:42:56,010 I just saw Jenny and Shane in the car. 781 00:42:56,045 --> 00:42:58,221 Shane's hand was all up Jenny's skirt and 782 00:42:58,298 --> 00:43:00,851 Jenny's tongue is all going down Shane's throat. 783 00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:01,663 What? 784 00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:03,641 You don't know how to check your text messages, do you? 785 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:07,421 Is that what my phone was doing all the buzzing about? 786 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:09,312 I can't... 787 00:43:09,357 --> 00:43:10,833 - All the kids are doing it. - Shhh. 788 00:43:23,596 --> 00:43:24,883 Why are you laughing? 789 00:43:27,096 --> 00:43:28,970 Nothing. Just, we were talking about this... 790 00:43:29,015 --> 00:43:30,843 Nah, I had something in my throat, and I... 791 00:43:34,346 --> 00:43:35,362 Alright. You know what? 792 00:43:35,727 --> 00:43:39,341 Here is to Kit and Helena. This place is fabulous. 793 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:42,692 Thank you. 794 00:43:43,235 --> 00:43:45,051 It's like night and day. 795 00:43:45,095 --> 00:43:46,760 - Cheers, Kit. - Thank you. 796 00:43:49,017 --> 00:43:50,752 You showed up all by yourself. 797 00:43:51,956 --> 00:43:53,541 Very nice. 798 00:43:56,858 --> 00:43:57,821 What? 799 00:44:03,795 --> 00:44:06,541 I think this place looks really beautiful. 800 00:44:06,885 --> 00:44:08,502 You guys did a great job. 801 00:44:08,535 --> 00:44:10,712 - Thank you. - Did you 802 00:44:11,435 --> 00:44:13,703 - do it yourself? - Yeah, we did. 803 00:44:13,747 --> 00:44:15,562 We wanted it to look like, you know, 804 00:44:15,608 --> 00:44:17,360 "Casablanca", 805 00:44:17,376 --> 00:44:19,330 "Studio 54"... 806 00:44:19,367 --> 00:44:20,560 Right. 807 00:44:24,337 --> 00:44:27,012 And you should see what we did with the VIP room. 808 00:44:27,028 --> 00:44:28,732 - Where is it? - It's up there. 809 00:44:28,775 --> 00:44:30,940 - Can I go? I'm gonna go see it. - Yeah. 810 00:44:30,987 --> 00:44:31,840 Go see it. 811 00:44:31,888 --> 00:44:33,851 And tell me what you think about it. 812 00:44:33,887 --> 00:44:35,510 - I definitively will. - Okay. 813 00:44:37,836 --> 00:44:39,021 Wait, Kit, 814 00:44:40,648 --> 00:44:42,863 how big is this place? You said there's two levels? 815 00:44:42,895 --> 00:44:44,932 - Yes, yes, yes. - Where's the other one? 816 00:44:44,967 --> 00:44:46,993 Next to the VIP room. 817 00:44:47,036 --> 00:44:49,310 It's like another level, private. 818 00:44:49,357 --> 00:44:50,912 I didn't even see it when I came in. Can I check it out? 819 00:44:50,928 --> 00:44:52,082 Oh yeah, absolutely. 820 00:44:52,755 --> 00:44:53,732 You'll love it. 821 00:44:57,748 --> 00:44:59,312 Oh, there's a second floor? 822 00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:03,033 She might know someone up there. Who knows? 823 00:45:03,078 --> 00:45:04,691 Oh, right. 824 00:45:04,726 --> 00:45:05,780 Oooh, maybe. 825 00:45:07,128 --> 00:45:08,402 ... 826 00:45:08,435 --> 00:45:10,860 Now, where's the fabulous Kit Porter? 827 00:45:13,438 --> 00:45:14,661 You don't know it, girl. 828 00:45:14,665 --> 00:45:16,512 ... 829 00:45:17,446 --> 00:45:18,742 - "Don't Keep Me Waiting" by Sharleen Spiteri - 830 00:45:54,366 --> 00:45:55,543 How are you? 831 00:45:56,026 --> 00:45:57,211 I don't know. 832 00:45:57,258 --> 00:45:58,403 How are you? 833 00:45:59,575 --> 00:46:00,833 I'm fine, it's just... 834 00:46:01,867 --> 00:46:03,910 I don't know about them. I just wanna make sure. 835 00:46:04,337 --> 00:46:05,902 Wouah, 3 o'clock. 836 00:46:05,936 --> 00:46:08,911 3 o'clock. My 3 o'clock. My 3 o'clock. That way. 837 00:46:09,738 --> 00:46:12,420 - Upstairs 3 o'clock! - Oh my god! 838 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:15,600 Oh come on, now. They're just talking to each other. 839 00:46:15,646 --> 00:46:18,303 Are you okay lying to all our friends? 840 00:46:20,608 --> 00:46:21,780 I don't care. 841 00:46:22,787 --> 00:46:24,530 I really don't. It's... 842 00:46:25,138 --> 00:46:26,561 It's between you and me. 843 00:46:27,948 --> 00:46:29,163 Come here. 844 00:47:11,507 --> 00:47:13,263 titelilie www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net