1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:13,520 VENIAL SIN 2 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,073 Come! Come on, my little treasure! 3 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:53,873 Do you want a biscuit ? Want one? 4 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,393 It's very good. Come! 5 00:01:59,135 --> 00:02:02,997 Eat, it's good! 6 00:02:05,411 --> 00:02:07,993 Be sure not to do anything stupid. 7 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:15,905 What's this? It's fastened with wire. 8 00:02:18,637 --> 00:02:19,886 Here it is... 9 00:02:22,457 --> 00:02:26,792 Shit! It escaped again but I will start over... 10 00:02:27,136 --> 00:02:30,683 - Giustino! - At your command! 11 00:02:31,101 --> 00:02:36,298 Dear, it's a quality service, don't break it. 12 00:02:36,397 --> 00:02:39,647 I didn't break it on purpose, it was an accident. 13 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,712 Oh, my God! Only one accident per day. 14 00:02:43,744 --> 00:02:46,567 It didn't take long to break most of the plates today. 15 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:51,635 and tomorrow she will break the rest for you. - What do you want from me? 16 00:02:52,523 --> 00:02:56,935 I'm still waiting for you to take that animal to the toilet. 17 00:02:57,023 --> 00:03:01,490 - Why do you think I come here? - To pollute the air as well as him. 18 00:03:01,688 --> 00:03:05,823 Besides that, will there be time to shine my shoes? 19 00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:07,196 They're ready! 20 00:03:08,528 --> 00:03:12,222 - Why are you breaking the dishes? - I swear I didn't do it on purpose! 21 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:16,672 This idiot doesn't know what she swears! I can't stand it anymore! 22 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:19,154 I didn't want to break the dishes! 23 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:23,951 I think you wanted to break something, including nerves, right? 24 00:03:30,506 --> 00:03:32,668 - For God's sake! - What's the matter? 25 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:36,903 Your stupid dog mistook my shoes for the toilet! 26 00:03:37,036 --> 00:03:40,176 Good, maybe now you'll teach him how to use the toilet. 27 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:43,968 - Look who's called on us. - Surprise! 28 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,494 Mum, dad! 29 00:03:48,953 --> 00:03:51,746 Why are you crying? Your mother needs a babysitter. 30 00:03:59,011 --> 00:04:02,393 I don't know what happened, I put expensive cream on my face, I have no hair left on my body! 31 00:04:02,846 --> 00:04:07,690 There's nothing to understand, the ointment should be absorbed by the body. 32 00:04:07,922 --> 00:04:09,990 Over time your facial hair will disappear. 33 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:15,713 Why don't you trust me? I said my father is a doctor. 34 00:04:16,419 --> 00:04:21,298 I'll come back on Wednesday? There's only two consultations, you can change. 35 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,692 You can leave! 36 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:28,789 Me? Now I can't watch, why? 37 00:04:28,954 --> 00:04:34,562 You awaken my shame, if you go, everyone will hear. 38 00:04:34,847 --> 00:04:38,209 - Leave! - Go, go! 39 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:42,544 - Get out, you idiot! - Okay, I'm going! 40 00:04:42,853 --> 00:04:45,771 It's the first time I'm sitting in a place where I can't stay. 41 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,688 - If you start spying... - M. Sandro! 42 00:04:49,476 --> 00:04:51,596 - The voice of conscience... - I stay here. 43 00:04:51,729 --> 00:04:54,314 Go! Quick now! Isn't that what he wants? 44 00:04:54,558 --> 00:04:57,308 Did you see him? The boy was there. 45 00:04:57,461 --> 00:04:59,693 He's like a savage. Have you packed? 46 00:05:00,246 --> 00:05:02,413 Yes, yes, I'm ready, dad. Okay, let's go! 47 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,619 Do you see, Sandrino? My legs have a lovely tan. 48 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:10,031 You see my things are gone and I'm not even dead yet. 49 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:17,763 What is this? Fallen women, women in the fires of nocturnal sex. 50 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,613 Good reading! 51 00:05:19,889 --> 00:05:23,283 I told you before, I'll throw it away later. 52 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:26,245 And this packet? Who gave you permission? 53 00:05:26,389 --> 00:05:29,283 - You've started smoking now? - Put it back! 54 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:32,539 - It's confiscated! - Give it to me. 55 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:35,800 - Okay, fine - Get lost! 56 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:44,510 Eat your soup! It's the best food... 57 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,760 - Do you smoke? - Fuck you! 58 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:50,470 Pass the wine! 59 00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:55,680 Where are your manners? You'll ruin the lives of poor creatures! 60 00:05:56,270 --> 00:06:01,050 Take it! See, I'm going to eat. They watch you eating, Pinky. 61 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:04,470 If that's still the case, don't eat in the kitchen. 62 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,870 Look at this! 63 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:13,320 Colonel Giustino Bellotto was employed at the Defence Department with the rank of General... 64 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,200 he is going to eat in his kitchen. 65 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:21,420 It's my house! It was my dowry, I will do what I want. 66 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:25,480 - Bye, mum! - Don't drive too fast! 67 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:30,600 Yes, yes! Hello, big boy! Take care of Laura, she's lost without me. 68 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,780 Call me as soon as you can, otherwise I will be worried. 69 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:41,850 You'll see a week will fly by. 70 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:46,470 - What will I do without my love? - What about me without my baby? 71 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,390 - Ouch... - What are you doing? 72 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,500 You know I don't mind if there's something left for you. 73 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:08,980 I don't care! 74 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,400 Gone is the good life, huh? 75 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:24,260 It's like you're making me start at the end. 76 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:28,430 - How can I talk to older people? - How old? 77 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:33,360 - 24, 25, maybe up to 27. - Seriously! 78 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:46,890 Look! What a beauty! 79 00:07:57,970 --> 00:08:00,730 - Hi, Sandro! - Hi! This is Lino! 80 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,140 Good day, Madame! Sit down, please. 81 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:06,010 - Can I bring you something? - No thanks. 82 00:08:06,490 --> 00:08:10,130 Do you need help? Don't hesitate to call me. 83 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:16,850 It's Mr. Muscle ready to put forward his point of view. 84 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:19,740 This is our morning music spot. We are missing the drum. 85 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,260 As if polished with wax and bouncy as a truck Tyre. 86 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:37,270 - And now he'll resume his normal position. - What's he doing? 87 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:40,800 He always has a bad foot,that's where normal people have a brain. 88 00:08:41,090 --> 00:08:43,090 I'm sorry! 89 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:44,980 See you tonight? 90 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:54,310 - What an idiot! - He's pretty good. 91 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,640 Bullshit! 92 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:10,080 - What a jerk! - Forget it, you can build another castle. 93 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:29,100 The study of ancient history has discovered secret pyramids and ancient writings. 94 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:35,140 Professor Diletti went to Africa to study the pyramids. 95 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,120 What are you reading? 96 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:41,090 - Nothing, I'm revising a bit of history. - Bravo! 97 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,120 How boring... 98 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,990 Tomorrow you will need a crane to get out of bed. 99 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,680 Very good, madam! Good night! 100 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:56,750 How I hate this democracy! 101 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,590 And they say democracy is good. It's exaggerated... 102 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:05,340 - It's fine, Sandrino it's Renzo! - Do you have radar? 103 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:11,560 My darling, yes, almost... 104 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:15,780 Yes, good... How was the trip? 105 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,360 Yes, darling! 106 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:25,030 What are you talking about, darling? 107 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,740 And how is it possible? I'm sad, I miss you. 108 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:36,120 And how is he? Tell him he's mean to leave his fiancee alone... 109 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:40,410 Fight him and berate him... but not too fiercely. 110 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:44,880 Miserable! 111 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:50,300 He greets you and me too. 112 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,880 Are you calling tomorrow night? 113 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,720 - Thanks. - It was a pleasure! 114 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:13,460 - Hey, Sandro! - Did you see that? 115 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:16,260 - That's my type! Hi, Sandro! - Hi! 116 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:18,770 - Are you coming? - I can't. 117 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:21,250 - Why? - Where did you get that? 118 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,840 - It's my sister. - Well, take her with us. 119 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:29,190 - We'll be together. - If she was your sister, would you take her? 120 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:32,280 Of course, it would be harmless. 121 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,360 - Well, see you later. - Bye! 122 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,660 - Hi, Sandro! - Hi! 123 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,420 - You're not coming with us to Neptune? - I can't. 124 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,280 That's right, you don't want to go out with us. 125 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:45,780 What can I do? 126 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,910 - Good! Bye! - Bye! 127 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,580 - Bye! - Bye! 128 00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:00,090 - She's cute. Is she your girlfriend? - What? 129 00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:03,070 You know full well. 130 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:09,530 Her? She's the one from Milan who failed in the history exams in October. 131 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:12,530 - I gave her a hand. - With the hand... 132 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,620 How boring can you be... 133 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,560 Slowly, one at a time. 134 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,810 - Don't push me, idiot. - Move! 135 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:38,590 - Your hands are red... - Your body... 136 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,060 - Your body... They have started. 137 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,230 - Your arm! - An iron hand... 138 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,020 I want to kiss your chest! 139 00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:50,270 - I want to kiss your chest... - Well, it's the same. 140 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,260 - You drive me crazy. - You drive me crazy. 141 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,910 - It will be an unforgettable night! - It will be an unforgettable evening. 142 00:13:56,950 --> 00:13:58,720 No doubt about that... 143 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:02,580 - Get ready, the fruit is coming. - I came with the fruit. 144 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,830 - I want to kiss her, let them eat anything... - Cats don't want to eat their fruit. 145 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,280 Take the cats... 146 00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:22,730 - Do you like cats? - Last night, I slipped in the bath. 147 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:25,850 - Full of nails? - It's very spiritual. 148 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:30,250 - I tried to act like Tarzan and I slipped. - In the bath? 149 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:33,870 Sandrino, Romulus and Remus in seven letters. 150 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,260 Romulus and Remus... 151 00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:41,130 - Yes! - I'm sorry to have disturbed you, sir. 152 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,050 However, you could be a little more polite. 153 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,730 - Twins, miss. - Thanks, you are very kind. 154 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,340 Listen to the intellectual... 155 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:56,250 - What an imbecile! - But you didn't know the word, huh? 156 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,850 Go to hell! 157 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:07,190 Look at them, just muscles! Think of the children! 158 00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:11,770 They destroyed the castle! They ruined everything. 159 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,670 They break my balls. 160 00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:19,450 It means you're not a stranger. I thought you spoke German. 161 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:24,540 - I'm Italian. - I need to explain something to you. 162 00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:27,190 You are small and he is a mountain. 163 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:30,750 - Have you heard of David and Goliath? - No, I don't know them. 164 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:34,690 It doesn't matter. Have you heard of the Indochinese gorilla? 165 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,480 Yes, I've heard of it. 166 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,480 I asked you when you were coming back. 167 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:44,080 I closed the door, but I can't talk louder, they will hear me. 168 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,800 My flower is withering. 169 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:54,170 I tell you she is fading! 170 00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:58,240 You can't hear anything, this radio is old. We must buy another one. 171 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,830 - At your service! What do you want? - Can I have some money, dad? 172 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,170 - Do you go out every night? - I hang out with friends at night. 173 00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:21,850 Every day I guard the treasure. 174 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:33,150 - You want some money? - Yes. 175 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:37,350 - Only two hundred lire? - The prices have gone up? 176 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:42,320 At your age, present the bill. Man is not made of wood, he must work. 177 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,250 He seems quite depressed. Is he seeing women? It's time, no? 178 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,280 What are you saying! He's still a child. 179 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:58,210 At his age I was already an illegitimate grandfather. 180 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,810 - He did not come... - Hi, Sandro! 181 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,150 - Hi! - Hi! 182 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,010 - Come with us. - We're going for some ice cream. 183 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,280 - I can't. - What a bother! 184 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,860 Why not? It's not necessary to always be there... 185 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:22,340 - Come on, go with your friends. - And you? 186 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,240 Who me? There's no need to stay to guard the treasure. 187 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:31,390 I can guard my treasure. You can have fun in peace. 188 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,970 - So can I go? - You're still here? 189 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,240 Goodbye! 190 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:44,530 - My dear! - My heart! 191 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,630 What a long week! 192 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,130 Did you hear the siren? We can turn on the radio. 193 00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:04,820 Stay here! Line up like the English and I kiss everyone. 194 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:10,330 - How witty...! - My treasure! - Why am I not so lucky? 195 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,210 - This boy has no sense of humour. - How's things? 196 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:21,550 - They won't let us into the brothel... - What are you doing, smoking? 197 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:24,700 - What do we do now? - We have to find something else. 198 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:29,700 If you find the key to my grandmother's library we can read "Lady Chatterley's Lover." 199 00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:34,720 Yes, I've read it and nothing is solved. 200 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,150 Shit, there's more than in the book! 201 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,580 - What are you two looking at? - Alright, let's go! 202 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,980 - Where? - Bring a sackful of cats. 203 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,130 - Throw cats at my sister! - Shut up, they'll hear us. 204 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,750 Good! Fine by me. I don't have a sister anyway. 205 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,540 - Look at them! I would dive between them. - Where would you throw yourself? 206 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,170 - I like threesomes. - Let's go to the hairdresser. 207 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,690 Leave me alone, it hurts. 208 00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:25,700 Why are you looking at me like that, I look weird? I no longer believe in miracle cream. 209 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:31,760 I prayed to Saint Anthony to let my hair down, but I have to thank him. 210 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,400 Thanks, and to you too! 211 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,200 Bye! 212 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:45,900 - What kind of cream did you give her? - How do I know? It was toothpaste. 213 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,630 Maybe you gave her too much... 214 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,090 What are those two doing? 215 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,580 - No, no, Renzo! - Yes. 216 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,530 They're fighting. 217 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:35,780 No, they're not fighting. Laura's laughing... 218 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,590 The classic fuck! 219 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,210 Come back soon, we can't be alone any more. 220 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:57,090 I packed some meatloaf, who knows what you eat when you're alone. 221 00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:01,130 Stop with the parcels, mom. It ends up in the cats and that's not good. 222 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,460 - Cover the car to prevent freezing. - Okay. 223 00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:11,650 - Bye! Drive carefully! - That's how he drives...! 224 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,440 The show is about to begin. 225 00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:58,770 You are surprising! 226 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:02,890 Exceptional! 227 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,380 He is very strong! 228 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,790 Help me! 229 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:33,110 What smells...! It's not sand, he fell in the shit. 230 00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:37,300 Take me to the water! If I catch the idiot who did this... 231 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:40,800 - Nobody did anything to you. - What a horrible smell... 232 00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:43,930 He finally found his natural element. 233 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,980 Shit! He found his mother! 234 00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:52,070 Go in the water to escape the smell. 235 00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:56,070 There's no danger, the water is warm. 236 00:22:59,110 --> 00:23:02,160 - Are you looking for this? - Thanks! 237 00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:09,580 - Better now? - Thanks. 238 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,270 Thanks! 239 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,300 Sandro, can you undo my bra for me? 240 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,160 Sandro ! 241 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:47,340 Can you rub cream on my back? 242 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:03,890 See how nice you can be. 243 00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:19,650 - Can you help me, Sandro? - What do you want me to do? 244 00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:25,010 I have to adjust this dress. It's pretty and I don't want to throw it away. 245 00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:26,840 What can I do? 246 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:30,500 I have to fix the hem and I can't do it by myself. 247 00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:34,230 Pin it. 248 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:42,790 - Here? - No, it's too long. It's not a nun's dress. 249 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:46,880 Like this? 250 00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:50,680 I would make it shorter. It will be a beach dress. 251 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,860 - Like that? - No, that's too short. 252 00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:58,790 Excuse me, Sandro! I'm having trouble deciding. 253 00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:03,020 You know we're the same size, we could... 254 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:08,130 - Faster! - I picture it without heels. 255 00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:11,140 You know you have lovely legs. 256 00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:15,480 - No, you look great. - If you don't stop disrobing me. 257 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,260 I'll fetch a needle and thread. I'll be right back, miss. 258 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:50,650 God! What shame! I have a gay son! 259 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:53,760 It had to happen to me. 260 00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:58,620 How cold! Turn around, I want to change by bathing costume. 261 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,330 - Want me to leave? - No, I'll change right away. 262 00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:59,890 - I understand, Sandro. - Is it good for you? 263 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,620 That's fine, now rinse me off, please. 264 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,670 - Can you rinse my hair now, Sandrino? - Excuse me, I was a little... 265 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:35,230 - Can I come in? - Hold on, dad, I'm almost done. 266 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:38,670 Don't rush, I can wait. 267 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:47,580 Bravo ! What hairdressing skills! I compliment you. 268 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,970 Congratulations! 269 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,250 Dad! 270 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,830 - Thank you, Sandrino, you're a treasure. - It was nothing. 271 00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:58,670 - Tell me, do you see them? - What? 272 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:02,970 - Hairs. - No. 273 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,810 The sun bleaches them but they are there. Do you feel them? 274 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,610 I have to wax, otherwise Renzo will feel them. 275 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:16,960 I swear we're at least three kilometres from the shore. 276 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,780 Why are you afraid? The sea is calm. 277 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:25,200 Why should I be afraid? 278 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,950 - Enough, let's go back. - No, come and sit in my place. 279 00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:39,990 - I don't know how to row very well. - Who said you were going to row? 280 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,460 - Why? - I want to tan. 281 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:45,280 What will you do? 282 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:49,010 Renzo wants me to be tanned all over. Can you turn around or not? 283 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,590 - Couldn't you come alone? - People are talking. 284 00:28:53,790 --> 00:28:57,430 You know how many words I would have heard if I had come alone? 285 00:28:57,810 --> 00:29:02,520 Everyone interprets it as an invitation. You're naive if you don't understand. 286 00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:05,770 Don't look back, Sandro! 287 00:29:05,850 --> 00:29:09,190 Oh! Why would I turn back? 288 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:12,280 Bravo! I know you're a good boy. 289 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:17,270 - Ah, what silence, what peace! - Fuck peace... 290 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,000 I am watching! 291 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:48,150 If she tells Renzo... He will beat me... 292 00:29:53,050 --> 00:29:54,250 Sandrino ! 293 00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:56,550 You know I fell asleep. 294 00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:03,490 Sandrino, pass the cream. Sandrino, take off my bathing costume. 295 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:09,520 Sandrino, undress me. 296 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:01,600 Go away! 297 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:06,820 Go to hell! Out!! 298 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,530 Shut it! Go, go! 299 00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:16,220 Slut! Let's sleep! 300 00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:19,640 He's a bit depressed. 301 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:23,170 He hasn't eaten anything for a week, he's as white as milk. 302 00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:26,870 - Oh, mum. - If you get sick, I suffer! 303 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:29,450 - He fell in love. - Mind your own business! 304 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:32,330 Sighs, hugs and kisses, but he only sighs. 305 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,140 Renzo stop! 306 00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:37,860 As for hugs and kisses he manages on his own, don't you, Sandrino? 307 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,450 Why talk like that, Renzo? 308 00:31:41,090 --> 00:31:44,050 - Is he upset? - Who can understand young people? 309 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,630 It was just a joke. 310 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:49,270 Sometimes you don't understand a thing, Renzo. He is in love with a girl from Milan. 311 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:53,550 A girl from Milan? Mum is the last to know. 312 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,440 It may be childish for you but for him it's serious. 313 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,860 You don't have the right to behave in such a vulgar way. 314 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,590 You are really vulgar. You inherited that from your grandfather. 315 00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:04,330 Don't make a whole world out of it. I swear I didn't do it on purpose. 316 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:07,320 He's been so nice to me these days... a dear! 317 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:12,330 Get up and go apologise or else I won't pay attention to you until you leave. 318 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:14,870 I've seen it all! 319 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:20,960 It's about time! Pinky! 320 00:32:22,090 --> 00:32:24,260 I'm sending it to you right away, my dear. 321 00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:30,600 I warned you, asshole. Just a formality. 322 00:32:32,670 --> 00:32:33,670 Go! 323 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,450 Oh Pinky ! My dear creature! 324 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:49,010 What did they do to you? 325 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,040 Murderer! 326 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,980 - Kiss my ass! - Well, see you later. 327 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,840 I told him I was sorry. 328 00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:59,280 - If only I knew... - Knew what? 329 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,980 That it was serious, you never speak! 330 00:33:02,050 --> 00:33:05,150 - What are you talking about? - About the girl from Milan. 331 00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:08,360 It's driving you crazy, I know these things, I could help you. 332 00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:13,040 She has nothing to do with it, she's just a child. 333 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:16,150 It's not a girl, it's an older woman. 334 00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:20,150 - Is she married? - Of course. 335 00:33:20,590 --> 00:33:24,390 I know that blood is thicker than water. 336 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:29,440 I'm dying to know. Tell me! Come on! 337 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:35,000 You know that many wives turn to me. I'll give you evening classes. 338 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,500 Now you're married too, you should be on the side of the spouses. 339 00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:41,630 I'm not interested, it's not just about my wife. Where are you going? 340 00:33:41,710 --> 00:33:45,590 - Before you and Laura got together, she... - She? 341 00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:51,080 This lady took me to the boat, and we went out to sea alone. 342 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,800 You witnessed this immoral act... 343 00:33:54,530 --> 00:33:57,530 It went to his head, and she no longer even thinks of him. 344 00:33:57,850 --> 00:34:00,800 It's a whore thing... 345 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,800 - Do you have a cigarette? I'm out. - No. 346 00:34:04,930 --> 00:34:08,720 What an artist! The story of the boat, I can't believe it, I fell asleep... 347 00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:12,370 ...I hope not to come back, he's a good specialist 348 00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:17,160 who likes to simmer his catch over a low heat. What a whore! 349 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:22,440 I'm out of cigarettes. Of course, the poor moron was in love. 350 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,280 - It can't be true... - Are you sure? 351 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,880 Look what I have to smoke. 352 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:35,060 Sure, one day he'll drag her with him but first he likes to have his fun. 353 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,060 - Seriously? - Try and find out who it is. Look at them! 354 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,190 I would love to see them when I return. 355 00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:50,200 - I don't believe that story... - Come here! This story... 356 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:59,500 - You gave yourself to everyone? And Lino? - Yes, and his friends. They entered the cabin. 357 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:29,260 Did you fall out of bed this morning? Why don't you talk, do you have stomach ache? 358 00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:32,850 No. I want to give you some advice. Be careful not to see your brother. 359 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,400 He makes things ugly when he gets angry. Avoid scandal. 360 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:37,800 What did I say? 361 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,490 - If you say one word to me, I'll hit you... - Lino! 362 00:35:42,430 --> 00:35:43,560 Let's go... 363 00:35:57,410 --> 00:36:00,000 What's so difficult... God! 364 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:01,860 Hello! 365 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:09,140 Hello! My brother is cuckold and happy. 366 00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:12,680 - Did you say something? - No, nothing. 367 00:36:12,930 --> 00:36:18,080 Go find Lino, I called him an hour ago but he doesn't come, he's disappeared. 368 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:23,330 It's exactly that. Right away! 369 00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:25,940 - What do you mean? - Nothing... 370 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,250 Are you ready to leave? 371 00:36:32,751 --> 00:36:33,651 Well... 372 00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:37,520 Those two really make me sick. 373 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,340 I bet he gave you advice too. 374 00:36:41,070 --> 00:36:45,300 Those two are two fools besides being three perverts. 375 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,560 You can't see inside his head very well... 376 00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:50,490 Ole! 377 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:56,090 - A hundred liras! - Perverse and stupid! 378 00:37:06,510 --> 00:37:10,780 One more week, my dear, I can't take any more. 379 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,950 Now go away. That's enough. 380 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:36,930 Bravo! 381 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,750 We could change the size of the uniform. 382 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:49,120 Instead of wasting money on the maid's outfit so that you can't see her legs, 383 00:37:49,150 --> 00:37:52,400 I'm going to replace the maid to one with less attractive legs. 384 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,290 - Sandro, go out for a bit so I can change. - Why? You can do it like last time. 385 00:38:16,470 --> 00:38:18,950 - I'm not looking. - As you wish. 386 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:34,080 What are you doing, Sandro? Turn around! 387 00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:39,230 - You are crazy! - Bitch! 388 00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,350 How dare you? 389 00:38:42,170 --> 00:38:46,820 It's not enough for me to tell you, Renzo says so. Your husband says so, so it's true. 390 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:49,990 - What are you talking about, are you crazy? - You do everyone. 391 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:53,880 With this fat pig, with Lino... I've heard everything. 392 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,590 Who do you think you are? Why not with me? Are you forbidden for minors? 393 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,580 - Is that what you believe? Oh my God! - Now you want to laugh? 394 00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:04,870 What do you do at night, instead of sleeping, do you spy. Do you know it's not attractive? 395 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:07,720 But who is spying? I can hear you when you breathe. 396 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,660 Do you think I'm deaf? 397 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:13,610 Excuse me, Sandro! 398 00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:22,390 You know Sandro, all that you have heard is a kind of game. 399 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:32,660 People sit together and talk about various things 400 00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,590 to make life more interesting. 401 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:42,940 I don't know how to explain, even if I say all this. 402 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:46,580 - Do you understand? - Yes, yes, do you think I'm stupid? 403 00:39:53,730 --> 00:39:58,220 - What a crazy day! - If you don't like it, why come with us? 404 00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:00,240 - Let's race! - The last receives a forfeit. 405 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:03,490 Wait for me! Wait! 406 00:40:05,290 --> 00:40:07,330 - You scared me! - Can I talk to you? 407 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:11,820 - I have to tell you something important. - Something beautiful? 408 00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:15,140 - Bitch, bitch... - What are you doing? Let go! 409 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,050 - You're a total bitch... - And you're a big jerk! 410 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,970 How can you say that to me? I will never speak to you again. 411 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,690 Stupid, I said this as a joke, to make you feel better. 412 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,590 How amusing! Have fun by yourself! 413 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,590 Everyone says such things to you, idiot. You really don't know a thing! 414 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:43,240 - Sandro, I have to talk to you! - It's late! 415 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,870 - Just a little bit. - Okay. 416 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,120 Sandro, you told me you can hear everything in your room, right? 417 00:40:58,170 --> 00:41:00,760 You should move to another room. 418 00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:05,880 I can't say to Renzo: Please don't make love tonight, Sandro hears us. 419 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,680 And even if I don't say anything, with the names that... 420 00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:12,260 You understand, right? 421 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:22,360 Since I know you hear everything, I'm a little ashamed. 422 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,280 What can I do? 423 00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:34,410 The great philosopher Kant reasoned: 424 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:38,370 Between wealth and poverty, poverty is preferable, wealth is not discussed. 425 00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:42,220 It's like water into wine, suddenly! 426 00:41:42,470 --> 00:41:45,910 By the way, guys, I'm worried. I have to make some introductions. 427 00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:48,300 You know my wife, the Countess. 428 00:41:52,730 --> 00:41:58,230 It's hot today. The last saying is true, about fooling the suckers. 429 00:41:58,610 --> 00:41:59,790 He was an old... 430 00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:04,820 - He is crazy! What did I say? - Nothing! He always does that. 431 00:42:05,070 --> 00:42:06,470 He screams like an idiot. 432 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,530 Shit, he fell! 433 00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:15,345 What a whack on the ass... 434 00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:16,470 It hurts! 435 00:42:18,330 --> 00:42:22,010 - Take it easy, be careful. - Let's bathe him in the sea. 436 00:42:24,130 --> 00:42:25,430 The assholes! 437 00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:31,870 - You need a lover. - And you need a pair of horns. 438 00:42:32,130 --> 00:42:36,620 It's written in the newspaper. Some women's excessive fondness for animals 439 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:40,230 hides a deep sexual disorder. 440 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:43,510 You're the only animal that should pay more attention 441 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:46,670 instead of reading those pornographic obscenities! 442 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:47,850 Edwige! 443 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:52,490 Edwige, your panties! 444 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:56,790 Look at this! 445 00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:01,170 It's not a house, it's a hospice. 446 00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:04,410 - Hello? - Sandro, it's Renzo. 447 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:08,260 Do you want to speak with Laura? She's upstairs getting dressed, I'll call her. 448 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:11,310 No, I don't have time, I'm expected at a business dinner. 449 00:43:11,390 --> 00:43:13,110 What should I tell her? 450 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:17,820 Tell her I'm sorry, but I can't get home tonight. 451 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:21,210 - I should have called before but... - What? 452 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:25,190 I'll call tomorrow and explain everything, you understand? 453 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:28,490 - Should I call her? - No! Send her a kiss. 454 00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:29,880 Bye, Sandrino! 455 00:43:40,030 --> 00:43:43,100 Oh, I'd dressed elegantly for him. 456 00:43:44,230 --> 00:43:46,490 Do you want to go to a party with me? 457 00:43:47,810 --> 00:43:51,420 - Do you want to go with an old woman like me? - Don't talk nonsense. 458 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,190 I'll go and change. I'll be back in a minute. 459 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:10,820 I'm a little ashamed, it's the first time I've lied to my wife since my marriage. 460 00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:14,290 You are more beautiful now. 461 00:44:15,290 --> 00:44:19,500 I remember everything exactly like it was yesterday, and it's been such a long time. 462 00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:23,330 July 1950, what a summer! 463 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:26,370 It was winter, November 1951. 464 00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:30,730 Are you sure? 465 00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:36,970 Perhaps... 466 00:44:42,290 --> 00:44:45,100 - Tell me about your wife? - Laura? 467 00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:49,790 A quiet person who believes in me as if I was an angel. 468 00:44:49,870 --> 00:44:53,290 A great girl who doesn't give me a headache, like you said. 469 00:44:53,770 --> 00:44:55,320 You said what you thought. 470 00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:58,980 - Finally! - It's Madame Laura's panties! 471 00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:02,240 - What is it, imbecile? - I thought you were a woman! 472 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,170 - What is it? - Briefs. 473 00:45:05,290 --> 00:45:08,790 Can't you use a normal pair that all men use? 474 00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:11,570 But dad, it's fashionable, they're French! 475 00:45:11,910 --> 00:45:14,720 It's fashionable for girls. Stop calling me dad. 476 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,190 My sons are real men! That's what I care for your fashion! 477 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,050 This shows they are good quality. 478 00:45:33,190 --> 00:45:34,290 Stop that! 479 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,880 You know I love you... 480 00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:46,420 - You are beautiful! - I didn't say anything bad! 481 00:45:53,510 --> 00:45:56,890 Where does he put his hand? Where do you put your hand? 482 00:46:07,270 --> 00:46:12,190 And what is he looking at? She didn't wear a bra... 483 00:46:12,690 --> 00:46:15,520 I must be patient this evening! 484 00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:18,330 - Hi, Rosy, how are you? - So so, but you? 485 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:22,560 Excuse me! Hi Sandro! 486 00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:27,410 - Look at that imbecile! - Are you still mad at me? 487 00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:29,980 Nothing special and you? 488 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,130 I wanted to talk about that night you jumped on me... 489 00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:37,870 - No thanks! - Thanks for what? 490 00:46:38,210 --> 00:46:42,700 I don't feel like dancing tonight. I have a headache. Excuse me. 491 00:46:45,590 --> 00:46:48,390 - Rosy! - What's up with Sandro tonight? 492 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,220 He is completely mad. Do you want to dance with me? 493 00:46:52,730 --> 00:46:54,530 What a sensual perfume you wear... 494 00:47:31,190 --> 00:47:33,360 Do you see her? Sandrino Bellotto came with her. 495 00:47:33,910 --> 00:47:36,780 What a piece! She's his sister. 496 00:47:36,970 --> 00:47:39,800 She has two balloons... I still have a pain in my chest. 497 00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:44,100 - Did you dance with her? - Yes, didn't you dance with her? 498 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:47,580 I danced with her and caressed her lower back all the time. 499 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,910 You know that my friend is jealous of me. 500 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,900 - Do you want to dance? - No, I want to go. 501 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,200 - It's not midnight yet. - Okay. 502 00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:01,980 - You're leaving? - Excuse me! 503 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:21,280 Stop, do you understand? 504 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,610 You've been behaving odd all night, are you uncomfortable with them? 505 00:48:24,690 --> 00:48:29,290 It bothers me that you gossip with everyone and let them touch your buttocks like a whore. 506 00:48:29,430 --> 00:48:31,750 - But Sandro... - Yes, like a prostitute. 507 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:35,700 Renzo is not what you think, instead he would have slapped you. 508 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,460 - What are you talking about? - Leave me alone! 509 00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:47,770 - Are you crying, Sandrino? - Crying? 510 00:48:48,010 --> 00:48:51,810 It's too much, it's too much... 511 00:48:58,660 --> 00:48:59,860 Sandrino... 512 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,580 Are you jealous? 513 00:49:36,650 --> 00:49:37,850 My God! 514 00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:52,710 Dear Renzo, I betrayed your trust. 515 00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:58,780 Dear Renzo, 516 00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:02,440 it happened, Renzo... 517 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:06,260 I had your wife... 518 00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,740 well almost. 519 00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,290 - Hello? - Speak! 520 00:50:20,770 --> 00:50:23,150 - Hello, it's Bellotto Renzo. - Hi, Renzo. 521 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:28,150 - Who is this? Hello, I can't hear. - I can't speak too loud, everyone will hear. 522 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:30,200 - Hello! - I need to tell you something, Renzo. 523 00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,620 Is that you, Sandrino? I can't hear anything. 524 00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:35,500 - Renzo, I... - What happened? 525 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:36,940 I kissed Laura. 526 00:50:38,090 --> 00:50:41,620 You kissed Laura and you called me at this hour to tell me that? 527 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,740 Didn't I tell her I was busy at a business dinner? 528 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:49,860 What are you saying! I kissed her on the mouth, I put my tongue in her mouth. 529 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:54,560 I know her, I understand! Are you with her? 530 00:50:54,570 --> 00:50:58,130 - No! Laura, your wife! - I don't understand what you want. 531 00:50:58,150 --> 00:51:01,000 - Your wife... - Did you put your hand like I told you? 532 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:03,520 - I told you I kissed her. - And she stayed? 533 00:51:03,610 --> 00:51:09,220 - First she stayed, then she fled. - Keep calm, she's dying to be touched. 534 00:51:09,250 --> 00:51:14,010 Listen to me, I'm calling the oracle. You put your hand on her ass, 535 00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:17,900 and at the first opportunity you attack below the belt. You understand? 536 00:51:18,430 --> 00:51:23,610 Call me whenever you want, I'm here but not now, it bothers me. 537 00:51:23,630 --> 00:51:26,280 I kissed Laura. Kiss my ass! 538 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,340 Calm down, Sandrino! You understood? 539 00:51:28,470 --> 00:51:30,570 Sandrino... Hello! 540 00:51:34,260 --> 00:51:38,650 That child... I never have cigarettes. 541 00:51:42,610 --> 00:51:47,320 Sandro, if you are a man of courage, tell your brother you're not interested. 542 00:51:47,910 --> 00:51:49,690 It doesn't interest me. 543 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,530 Hi Sandro! I feel so sleepy... 544 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:00,830 I have a headache... What did you give me to drink last night? 545 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:06,390 I don't remember anything after we arrived at the party. 546 00:52:08,810 --> 00:52:10,630 What time did we get back? 547 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:16,120 Hope I didn't do something stupid. When I have a drink... 548 00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:18,960 - Aren't you coming to the beach? - No, I want to sleep all day. 549 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,490 - Shut the door, please. - Okay. 550 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:28,530 - Sandro! - Hi! How's things? 551 00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:31,950 - Can I choose an album? - Of course! 552 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,770 - What happened last night? - About what? 553 00:52:36,830 --> 00:52:38,470 You were a little weird. 554 00:52:39,670 --> 00:52:44,820 I know when I drink a little I do some stupid things. 555 00:52:47,890 --> 00:52:51,380 - You're not mad at me anymore? - No, why? 556 00:52:54,180 --> 00:52:57,990 - For the other night. - That was stupid. 557 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:03,600 I wanted to say... 558 00:53:05,730 --> 00:53:09,610 You don't have to... 559 00:53:10,630 --> 00:53:14,140 I wanted to tell you... 560 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:20,750 - What are we doing tonight? - A night at the club after a 6 hour drive... 561 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,210 - The packet is empty. - You won't smoke anymore! 562 00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:24,370 Yes. 563 00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:29,090 - Where are you going? - To steal some cigarettes from Sandro. 564 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,660 Renzo! 565 00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:45,000 Renzo! 566 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,700 Renzo! 567 00:53:50,700 --> 00:53:51,800 Renzo! 568 00:53:58,830 --> 00:54:01,690 - Where are you? - What? 569 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:05,050 I called you, didn't you hear? - When? 570 00:54:05,170 --> 00:54:10,340 - A minute ago. Didn't you hear me? - No! What did you want? 571 00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:13,050 I... Nothing! 572 00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:20,200 Why come here to tell me you called me and then say you didn't want anything? 573 00:54:21,350 --> 00:54:22,990 Look at the son of a bitch... 574 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:34,230 - Stuck with adhesive tape... - Should I call to say we're leaving? 575 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:39,120 Well, if we stay here you will mope. 576 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,850 Why don't you tell Sandrino to come with us? I find it brutish not to invite him. 577 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,780 - Do you think he'll have fun with us? - You know he's not a child anymore. 578 00:54:52,570 --> 00:54:53,910 Thanks brother! 579 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:16,780 - It was the end of the world. - What do you mean? - I'll explain later. 580 00:55:16,820 --> 00:55:19,510 It was a kind of experiment... 581 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,690 He tries to bend with both hands and fails, then writes in his diary... 582 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,920 I tried to bend it with both hands and failed. 583 00:55:28,510 --> 00:55:33,550 The experiment must be done with both hands. This time successfully. Let's write... 584 00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:35,700 What are you talking about? I don't understand. 585 00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:38,660 Don't interrupt me, darling, I must continue. We'll talk later! 586 00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:42,600 Try 50 years of experience to check your diary and write... 587 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:46,030 Do you ever laugh? You are always tense... 588 00:55:46,570 --> 00:55:52,250 And he wrote: Finally with both hands I succeeded. 589 00:55:54,430 --> 00:55:58,090 - I don't see what's funny. - I'm done, dear... 590 00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:30,310 I don't understand why he doubted you. 591 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:35,060 My wife is an angel, she knows nothing. 592 00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:40,140 I can't explain clearly now, there's a child present. 593 00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:45,960 - The penis, countess, the penis! - He's a precocious child... 594 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:49,600 Ah... got it! 595 00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:53,200 What happened to this madman? What hit him on the head? I'll show him! 596 00:56:53,490 --> 00:56:57,640 Leave him alone. You treated him like a child and it upset him, with good reason. 597 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,080 Excuse me. 598 00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:05,510 - I'm very angry with him. - Children are susceptible. 599 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:09,110 Let me tell you a story too. He's a doctor... 600 00:57:09,690 --> 00:57:13,070 Doctors make me piss myself... Urologists! 601 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,380 - What are you talking about? - I've been at table with idiots. 602 00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:29,000 The disco is where all the idiots come. 603 00:57:29,330 --> 00:57:32,450 I agree, but he doesn't have to behave like that. 604 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,800 Those idiots didn't make me laugh when I was in 9th grade, imagine now. 605 00:57:38,730 --> 00:57:45,150 Aren't you exaggerating a little? You drank some whiskey. 606 00:57:45,810 --> 00:57:47,210 The drink had no effect. 607 00:58:13,430 --> 00:58:15,030 Do you know you dance well? 608 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:24,140 Sandro, you can't hear anything from your room. I checked today. 609 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,970 How did you hear us? Did you stick your ear to the wall? 610 00:58:58,050 --> 00:59:01,700 Promise me you won't do it again. Please! 611 00:59:08,810 --> 00:59:11,410 Enough, I'm a little tired, let's go back to the table. 612 00:59:14,570 --> 00:59:18,320 - How could he say that! The penis countess! - Drive safely, Renzo. 613 00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:22,560 In front of two ladies... He always has a dirty mouth. 614 00:59:23,450 --> 00:59:27,940 I only said he has nerve with his elders, even with us. 615 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,950 But you don't think about it! He's not a child anymore! 616 00:59:31,170 --> 00:59:32,570 Now you see, he's a man. 617 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,670 Don't look at me like that. I can't drive anymore. 618 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:55,890 - I'm looking out for him. - Give him the beating he deserves. 619 01:00:54,070 --> 01:00:56,870 Oh, it's not true, it's not true! 620 01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:03,440 - Where did you go? - I walked for a bit. 621 01:01:04,050 --> 01:01:08,380 - A walk... - I was hot and couldn't sleep. 622 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,280 You were with this woman. Tell me what you did? 623 01:01:13,050 --> 01:01:16,720 - Leave me in peace. - Not yet? Are you awaiting your military service? 624 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:19,890 You're not saying you were serenading at 3 this morning? 625 01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:26,270 If you need me, I can help you 626 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,180 but right now I'm screwed. 627 01:01:32,530 --> 01:01:35,460 I don't know why but I'm always thirsty afterwards. 628 01:01:39,540 --> 01:01:42,380 - What's wrong, darling? - Nothing. 629 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:45,570 Stop feeling so sad, I'm not going to war. 630 01:01:46,780 --> 01:01:51,450 Come on! Next week I'm on vacation and we'll be together. 631 01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:54,120 - I love you! - What did you say? 632 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:57,400 Nothing, bye! 633 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:08,670 - Are you teaching me to swim? - No. 634 01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:16,140 - Do you want to go skating? - No. 635 01:02:22,950 --> 01:02:25,140 - Let's go! - Where? 636 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,070 I don't know. Let's walk a bit. 637 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,560 - Just the two of us. - I hope you're not laughing at me. 638 01:02:31,650 --> 01:02:35,810 - No, I'm serious. I like being with you. - So let's go. 639 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,240 Idiot! Did you laugh at me? I'm going to break your neck! 640 01:03:00,830 --> 01:03:03,380 - Leave me alone! - Motherfucker! 641 01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:05,710 - Give me that! - Help me! 642 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:09,070 I'll show you who Count Zagaria is! 643 01:03:10,970 --> 01:03:13,390 - Come here, idiot! - Help me! 644 01:03:13,470 --> 01:03:17,030 If you fuck my wife again I'll bust your balls. 645 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:19,140 No! Not the balls! 646 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,980 I will eat you. 647 01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:26,980 I didn't do anything. Have pity! 648 01:03:27,150 --> 01:03:28,350 What happened? 649 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:33,820 I don't know how he knew his wife was in love with bodybuilding. 650 01:03:34,990 --> 01:03:37,840 Intense bodybuilding! Ouch! 651 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,540 Why don't they let her go with you? 652 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,970 We can go to the cinema, but not after 11pm, it's late. 653 01:03:43,050 --> 01:03:46,420 You can have a good time with a girl, but not after 11pm. 654 01:03:48,470 --> 01:03:51,560 - So you want me to accompany you? - Only to the cinema entrance. 655 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,850 After that you can go home if you want. 656 01:03:53,870 --> 01:03:56,520 - Ah, thanks a lot! - I understand! 657 01:03:57,340 --> 01:03:59,640 Alright, I'll do you a favour. 658 01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:06,440 If someone sees you, what do you say? 659 01:04:06,570 --> 01:04:10,360 Pardon! It's ok, I've seen this movie before. 660 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,130 Come with us, it'll be a pleasure. 661 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:17,900 Three tickets! 662 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,180 - Colonel! - At your service! 663 01:07:47,690 --> 01:07:50,180 Madame asks if you took the dog to pee. 664 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,710 - Where are you? - I'm on the terrace, Colonel. 665 01:07:54,030 --> 01:07:57,290 She wants to take him for a walk on a leash. 666 01:07:57,370 --> 01:08:02,580 I want to see your face, we talk like Romeo and Juliet. 667 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:06,650 - But I don't understand... - I know, but try to make a little effort, 668 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:08,870 you can show your legs! 669 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:12,140 I can't do it, sir. Watch out! 670 01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:18,170 This is a warning from heaven. 671 01:08:20,660 --> 01:08:23,200 I swear I won't do anything to the dog again. 672 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:27,830 What do you mean, you don't know if you can come? Wait a minute. 673 01:08:35,530 --> 01:08:40,280 Renzo, I'm tired of staying here with these two old men. 674 01:08:40,610 --> 01:08:43,400 I can't, I'm bored! 675 01:08:44,850 --> 01:08:47,100 Renzo, try to understand! 676 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,600 No, come tomorrow. What do I care if it's hot? 677 01:08:55,350 --> 01:09:00,190 Yes, yes, okay. 678 01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:03,350 Yes, yes! Bye! 679 01:09:07,770 --> 01:09:12,090 What to do? What to do? What to do? 680 01:09:18,490 --> 01:09:22,730 There's a noise on the left wheel, I don't know what it is. 681 01:09:27,290 --> 01:09:32,610 It's nothing. But I don't mean to be rude. Maintaining a car costs a lot of money. 682 01:09:32,650 --> 01:09:36,300 Do you want to go for a drink? Although I don't think you're in the mood. 683 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,520 You seem sad tonight. 684 01:09:39,670 --> 01:09:43,050 My stomach is heavy, maybe I ate too much tonight. 685 01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:48,360 - You have to excuse me. - No need to apologise, Renzo. 686 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:52,440 I'm glad to see a man happy and in love. 687 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:56,020 - I think I gave you good advice, didn't I? - Yes. No... 688 01:09:56,650 --> 01:10:02,070 Not exactly. We haven't been married five months yet. 689 01:10:02,350 --> 01:10:05,050 You mean we're still waiting five months? 690 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,340 Thanks! You are very understanding. 691 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:14,470 Thank you for dinner... and for helping to enlighten me. 692 01:10:15,370 --> 01:10:17,970 - What did you discover? - Nothing! It doesn't matter. 693 01:10:18,010 --> 01:10:21,010 - Bye! - Bye! 694 01:10:26,850 --> 01:10:28,740 - Hello, Madame. - Hello, Edwige. 695 01:10:29,770 --> 01:10:31,730 Is the Colonel still asleep? 696 01:10:31,770 --> 01:10:36,690 This morning I almost broke the Colonel's head with a flowerpot. 697 01:10:43,780 --> 01:10:46,780 - And Sandro, is he up yet? - No, he's still in bed. 698 01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:52,130 I'll go shopping, if you need anything... 699 01:10:52,150 --> 01:10:53,250 No thanks. 700 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:49,010 What? Can't you knock before you walk into someone else's room? 701 01:11:49,110 --> 01:11:51,940 Why, do you knock on the door when you enter other people's rooms? 702 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,070 - What were you reading? - That's my business. 703 01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:56,770 Tell me the title. Is it a horticulture manual? 704 01:11:57,550 --> 01:11:58,550 I want to see! 705 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,580 - Give me that! - Let go! 706 01:12:02,781 --> 01:12:05,615 - Give me that! - Let go! 707 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:07,140 Let me see! 708 01:12:16,490 --> 01:12:20,330 The mother superior told me to take off my clothes... 709 01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:24,230 and she hugged me in her arms repeating: my poor child... 710 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:28,300 It belongs to a friend of mine, he took it from his father's library. 711 01:12:28,380 --> 01:12:31,510 Without realising that I was completely on top of her 712 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:34,590 and she wrapped her legs around me. 713 01:13:17,930 --> 01:13:22,110 - What nonsense! - What crap? It's a French classic. 714 01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:24,750 - A classic! - Give it to me! 715 01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:27,940 I'll give it to your dad so he can know what kind of books you read. 716 01:13:28,380 --> 01:13:33,280 - Yes? Are you gonna tell him how you got it? - Sandro! 717 01:13:33,890 --> 01:13:39,140 - Give me the book! - Stop it, it's absurd! 718 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:42,950 - It's my book. - It's my fault, I allowed you too much. 719 01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:45,840 - The book! - You're not even listening to me. 720 01:13:45,980 --> 01:13:47,950 Why did you come to my room? 721 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,390 You don't understand? Let me tell you what I said before. 722 01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:54,510 - I saw... - Nobody can talk to you, you stupid brat. 723 01:13:54,730 --> 01:13:58,600 - I am neither a child nor stupid. - That's true! Excuse me! 724 01:13:58,630 --> 01:14:02,780 - Take your book and leave! - You kissed me. 725 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:06,270 - I kissed you like a sister. - Did you let me caress you like a sister? 726 01:14:08,850 --> 01:14:11,110 I was hoping you understood, I didn't mean... 727 01:14:24,170 --> 01:14:29,090 Please, Sandrino, I know this is hard for you. Excuse me! 728 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,100 Excuse me? Liar! Liar! 729 01:14:32,180 --> 01:14:35,330 - Renzo is right, you're a whore. - You know I'll call your dad. 730 01:14:35,570 --> 01:14:37,460 Call him! They all left. 731 01:14:39,740 --> 01:14:40,840 Renzo! 732 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,460 - Now you will see... - I don't care! 733 01:14:51,670 --> 01:14:54,750 Is there anyone at home? Laura! 734 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,530 What a welcome after 6 hours on the road! Laura! 735 01:17:38,010 --> 01:17:39,500 The coast is clear, go. 736 01:17:39,730 --> 01:17:45,530 Laura, if you let him touch you again I'll kill myself. 737 01:17:45,970 --> 01:17:47,370 Don't talk nonsense! 738 01:18:15,770 --> 01:18:19,820 - Are you there, Laura? - Are you back, Renzo? 739 01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:22,510 No, I'm still on the road! 740 01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:28,830 Excuse me, darling! I didn't hear because of the water. 741 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:35,640 At last! I woke early to get here at this time. 742 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:40,780 Renzo, why don't we leave now? 743 01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:43,860 You're kidding? Finally I can stay with you for two weeks 744 01:18:43,940 --> 01:18:46,390 and you want to drive to God knows where? 745 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:49,890 We're happy here and it didn't cost a penny. What more do you want? 746 01:18:52,990 --> 01:18:56,640 What's wrong? Is there something wrong? 747 01:18:57,010 --> 01:19:01,500 - Mom and dad don't treat you well? - No. I just wanted it to be the two of us. 748 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:06,020 We have all winter to be together. All our lives. 749 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:10,330 I am dead tired. I would like to take a bath. 750 01:19:11,070 --> 01:19:15,250 What's this? Alfred de Musset "Gamiani"! 751 01:19:15,930 --> 01:19:19,210 It's a French classic. I'll go and get the suitcases. 752 01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,340 No, I'll go. 753 01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:36,110 - Do you have a weekly cycle? - I just don't feel like it this one time. 754 01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:42,370 What's this? Last night you were crying: come quickly, I can't take it anymore... 755 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,190 My little flower is sad.... Isn't she sad now? 756 01:19:45,330 --> 01:19:47,210 - Speak softly, calmly. - How to stay calm? 757 01:19:47,890 --> 01:19:52,050 I spend the whole week without pleasure, nothing! 758 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:57,760 After many temptations, I should have a halo like Saint Anthony. 759 01:20:02,030 --> 01:20:03,730 Leave me alone! Leave me. 760 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,870 Forgive me my love... 761 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,450 You know I didn't mean... 762 01:22:28,170 --> 01:22:32,730 - What was that? - Nothing! Just the wind. 763 01:22:34,790 --> 01:22:40,280 What words were you saying earlier? It sounded like another person talking. 764 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:46,190 - It was nothing... - Come on, say them one more time. 765 01:22:49,050 --> 01:22:52,250 You don't believe it, but I will do it. This is how you will learn. 766 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:56,800 You will feel guilty all your life for my death. 767 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:04,990 Yes, cry, but it's too late. 768 01:23:06,010 --> 01:23:08,480 Hold on to my lifeless body. 769 01:23:11,010 --> 01:23:12,310 It annoys me... 770 01:23:16,140 --> 01:23:20,800 Shout! Scream! Do you feel guilty and remorseful? 771 01:23:21,740 --> 01:23:23,730 I'm dead, there's nothing you can do. 772 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,700 I think I will give up... 773 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,640 He didn't even touch his bed. 774 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:45,140 My God, what happened to my son? 775 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:50,740 - Was he kidnapped? - Who would have kidnapped this bastard? 776 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:54,620 I knew it would happen one day. That's what happened to this asshole. 777 01:23:54,910 --> 01:23:58,670 He fled with Banino, I'm going to kill him. 778 01:23:58,750 --> 01:24:02,070 - What's going on? - My son didn't come home. 779 01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:04,940 - Did you inform the police? - Yes, and the fire brigade... 780 01:24:04,970 --> 01:24:08,430 For that bastard we should notify the morality brigade! 781 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:12,280 - Do something, Renzo! - Calm down! Don't be hysterical. 782 01:24:12,410 --> 01:24:13,610 I know where he went. 783 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:18,320 The last time I caught him coming home at three in the morning. 784 01:24:18,950 --> 01:24:22,670 - God, my child at three in the morning... - Saint Joseph! 785 01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:26,510 Don't blaspheme! What was baby doing at that time? 786 01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:29,060 Mom, can't you understand? Your baby has grown up. 787 01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,520 Have you decided to call the police or should I? 788 01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:36,000 The police must have gone crazy with her. But where are you going? Where are you going? 789 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:39,130 - You really don't understand anything? - Good day, Madam. 790 01:24:42,210 --> 01:24:45,590 The poor man? Why poor? 791 01:24:46,190 --> 01:24:50,080 Speak clearly, son. You're going to kill me, speak! 792 01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:54,050 - But her husband, no! - What? What husband? 793 01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:57,000 The husband of the woman Sandro is with now. 794 01:24:58,070 --> 01:25:02,170 A real woman? With boobs? Do you realise what you're saying? 795 01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:05,290 - Sandrino is with one of these... - Have you started counting them, dad? 796 01:25:05,330 --> 01:25:06,730 Thank you, Lord! 797 01:25:09,330 --> 01:25:13,210 - Don't cry! - You gave me the most beautiful comfort 798 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:14,950 of my life. 799 01:25:17,770 --> 01:25:20,310 - Lino, Lino, have you seen Sandro? - He is sleeping now... 800 01:25:20,390 --> 01:25:25,330 He didn't sleep at home, maybe something happened. Give me the key to the cabin. 801 01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:28,990 I want to see if his clothes are there, then we'll look for him. 802 01:25:29,130 --> 01:25:30,890 Maybe one of your friends saw him. 803 01:25:31,530 --> 01:25:34,550 I don't have any friends. For me this beach is a disaster. 804 01:25:36,910 --> 01:25:38,010 Sandro! 805 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:41,900 Little rascal! 806 01:25:45,990 --> 01:25:50,590 The fear I had... My baby... 807 01:25:52,050 --> 01:25:53,150 Idiot! 808 01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:02,600 Never do that again. Don't you think of others, huh? 809 01:27:18,460 --> 01:27:22,310 - Lino! Have you seen my wife? - Yes, she's in the cabin. 810 01:27:22,330 --> 01:27:25,120 - Do you need a bathing suit to look for her? - What is the family council this morning? 811 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:26,300 Laura! 812 01:27:33,786 --> 01:27:34,886 Laura! 813 01:27:35,411 --> 01:27:36,711 Renzo, he's here. 814 01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:42,850 - You didn't answer. Don't you feel well? - I felt weak, but I'm fine now. 815 01:27:43,130 --> 01:27:46,340 - If you need help, we're all here. - Open up, darling! 816 01:27:47,020 --> 01:27:51,200 - Open! - Everything is explained, he is with a woman. 817 01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:54,520 There's a big mess here. I'll get things in order and come at once. 818 01:27:54,660 --> 01:28:00,000 - Are you sure you're okay, Lauretta? - I'm fine, I'll be there in a minute. 819 01:28:00,610 --> 01:28:04,370 You see? She feels good. Better to think about our baby. 820 01:28:04,450 --> 01:28:06,450 What madness! 821 01:28:09,900 --> 01:28:12,830 - Now you should go tell them. - Why? 822 01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:18,090 What do you mean 'why'? You don't just disappear like in the stories. 823 01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:22,390 Not quite! That's how I got in without the key. 824 01:28:22,580 --> 01:28:26,140 And that's where I'm going to leave. You won't tell? 825 01:28:27,890 --> 01:28:28,990 Alright! 826 01:28:30,510 --> 01:28:31,810 Give me a cigarette. 827 01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:55,740 I hope there were no complications, he's an expert. 828 01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:59,860 - Like I said, he seems to be an expert. - Be careful how you speak, son. 829 01:29:00,550 --> 01:29:01,650 Look! 830 01:29:04,170 --> 01:29:08,220 How can you spend so much time with a whore! 831 01:29:08,930 --> 01:29:10,230 Please, Renzo! 832 01:29:12,690 --> 01:29:13,890 What did I do? 833 01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:21,510 - How are you, darling? - God, look at my boy! 834 01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:39,690 Sandro, where were you all night? 835 01:29:40,010 --> 01:29:43,610 Everyone needs to know he didn't sleep at home for one night? 836 01:29:43,630 --> 01:29:46,740 Where were you? I worried all night! 837 01:29:46,890 --> 01:29:50,290 Didn't you think about your mother at all. You are so selfish. 838 01:29:50,370 --> 01:29:53,540 Do you let your family know whenever you are shaking your head. 839 01:29:56,750 --> 01:30:00,580 What? By mistake I slapped you in the face after 30 years of marriage. 840 01:30:00,860 --> 01:30:03,550 There are men who slap women every night! 841 01:30:04,980 --> 01:30:06,080 Let's go! 842 01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:35,920 This calls for a celebration! 843 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:39,560 It's like a wedding... 844 01:30:40,940 --> 01:30:44,430 Catch! Stop saying your brother doesn't think of you! 845 01:30:44,530 --> 01:30:48,020 You still need the warmth of your family, huh? 846 01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:50,110 Now he plays with dolls that are full of life... 847 01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:54,810 Come on, open! A golden cigarette case! 848 01:30:54,930 --> 01:30:58,990 I officially declare that my brother started smoking and didn't tell anyone! 849 01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:01,800 - You have become a man. - Open it! 850 01:31:01,890 --> 01:31:03,690 A dedication is written inside. 851 01:31:05,591 --> 01:31:06,755 Read it aloud. 852 01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:12,960 For Sandro, from his brother Renzo, the fateful day he became a man. 853 01:31:16,390 --> 01:31:18,580 To the health of the ex-virgin! 854 01:31:21,090 --> 01:31:22,190 Too bad... 855 01:31:25,440 --> 01:31:29,150 Laura! Toast the new man of the house. 856 01:31:31,410 --> 01:31:34,660 - I forgot the most important person. - Who? 857 01:31:35,700 --> 01:31:37,100 The great absentee! 858 01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:42,220 Finally you laugh. Now the world still has a cuckold. 859 01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:46,220 I would pay to see him with a girl for two minutes. 860 01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:49,130 Let's go for him too. Come here, Sandro. 861 01:31:50,180 --> 01:31:56,180 "Until his horns fall off..." as Orlando Briosso said! 862 01:31:58,100 --> 01:31:59,300 Cheers!