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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Hey, man. Can I get
two vodka sodas, please?

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Sure.

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Thank you.
You know what?

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Go ahead and keep that
for yourself, all right?

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Oh, thanks, man.

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Yeah, I can't wait
to meet you, too, Madison.

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Oh, those babies are legit.

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Jeremy?

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Uh, no, sorry.

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- But this is you, isn't it?
- Well, yeah,

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- but you can't be...
- Yeah, Madison.

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Yeah, I am.

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Joke! Oh, my God.

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- You should see your face.
- Oh, my God.

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- No, obviously I'm not her.
- Okay. Oh, man.

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- No. 'Course I'm not Madison.
- Thank Christ!

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Because honestly
I was shitting myself there.

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I mean, no offense.

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Oh, none taken.

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It's really risky
meeting people online.

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You never know if people
are gonna be as ugly

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on the outside
as they are on the inside.

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- Yeah, right, exactly.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm sorry,
is Madison on her way?

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Uh, no, no, no.
Madison's not coming.

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What? Why?

29
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Well, she sent me to see

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if you were truly
in love with her

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and clearly you're not,
so goodbye, Jeremy.

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Wait! No, no, no, wait.

33
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Of course I love her.

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I have been texting with her
for, like, a frigging month!

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This is the girl that I'm
gonna let keep my babies

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and I will pay her
her due child support.

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I will visit
every other weekend

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and say hi to the kids
and put 'em on my lap

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and whatever you do, okay?

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That is how much I love her.
I swear to Christ!

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But can you love
her birth defect?

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'Course I can.

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I mean,
it's on the inside, right?

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Like, it's in her brain
or in her heart?

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When Madison was born,
she was born with A cups.

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- No, but her photos, they...
- Yeah.

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What you're looking at there
is expert contouring

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and well-placed
chicken cutlets.

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She's really a double-A,

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if I'm gonna be, like,
honest with you.

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A triple-A in some brands.

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Basically, if her tits
were batteries,

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they'd go into a watch.

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That's why she didn't
wanna come here

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and meet you in real life.

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Well, not until she has
the boob job, anyways.

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Wait, she's getting
a boob job?

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When is that happening, then?

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- In a year.
- A year?

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Well, silicone doesn't
just grow on trees.

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- She has to save up.
- Well, how much does she need?

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Just, like, $300.

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500 if she's gonna
go full bouncy castle.

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Okay.

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You know what?

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Tell her I'll give her
the $500.

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I just want her to be happy.

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- That is so selfless of you.
- I know.

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Do you prefer Venmo or PayPal?

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Venmo's fine.

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That's her!
The fake tit-job bitch!

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Get her!

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I needed a new scene anyway.

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She stole
my money, man!

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Move!
Out of my way, come on!

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Hey, where do I send
the money?

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Go!

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Hey, stop that woman!

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Hey, you! Stop!

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Go after her! Quick!

81
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You let her get away!

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Well, at least we didn't
give her $500 first! Idiot.

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Trashy dress,
you did it again.

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Hmph!

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Begone!
You French women are bad luck!

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And shave your armpits.
Please.

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Well, come on, deal again!

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Our apologies, <i>monsieur,</i>
but you are out of credit.

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Hold on,
I may have a solution.

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How's this for credit?

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It's beautiful, <i>monsieur.</i>
But I cannot accept it.

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Why the hell not?

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I'm afraid

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rumor has it that you are
selling your wife's jewels

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to bankroll
your gambling debts.

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That is an outrageous slur!

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Hey. Whiskey.

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Uh, excuse me? Excuse me?

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How much
are the red ones worth?

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- Uh, one thousand.
- And the blue ones?

101
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Five thousand.

102
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I love that game

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with the wheel and the ball
and the numbers.

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I don't even really know
how to play.

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Hello.

106
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Uh, hello.

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My name is Mathias Albrecht
von Rüdinger der Kleinzogen

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Hindenburg-an-Sohr.
And you are?

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- Janet.
- Janet.

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What an enchanting name.

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You're American, yes?

112
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- Yes.
- I'm Danish.

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Like the pastry?

114
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Yeah. Yeah.

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So, what brings you
to the South of France?

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An airplane.

117
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Yes, and why are you here?

118
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Oh. Well, um...

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I thought
I would treat myself.

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I just won some money
in the lottery.

121
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Wow. How much did you win?

122
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$87 million!

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I'm sorry,
I don't speak foreign.

124
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Janet...

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I have something in my pants

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that I think
you're going to like.

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- Ew.
- No, no, no.

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This.

129
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Oh.

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This belonged to my dear mama.

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- May I?
- Yes.

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Sadly, I have to sell it,

133
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'cause it reminds me
too much of her.

134
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Is it valuable?

135
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It's very valuable, yes.
$500,000.

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I like it 'cause it's shiny.

137
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And you're in luck.
It's for sale.

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That's crazy. I...

139
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Do I have enough here?

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- How much is this worth?
- That is a coaster.

141
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And sadly, no, you don't.

142
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But maybe you could pay
the difference in another way?

143
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I have a 9:00
dinner reservation.

144
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As do I.

145
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Well, I have my reputation
to think of.

146
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As do I.

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I have a boyfriend.

148
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As do I.

149
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Freeze!

150
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Inspector Desjardins

151
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of Beaumont-Sur-Mer police.
Get up.

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Okay.
Who sent you? My wife?

153
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Do you take bribes?

154
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Not you. Her.

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- She is under arrest.
- What?

156
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Those chips were stolen
from this pathetic old man.

157
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This woman is
an international con artist.

158
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No, no, no.
She's just a dumb American.

159
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No, it's true.
She lured this man

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with the promise
of a private performance

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of her college
gymnastics routine.

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Here.

163
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Hmm?

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Now,
give back the bracelet.

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It would take
an expert to spot the fake.

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- Or his wife.
- Hmm.

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Thank you, Albert,

168
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for everything.

169
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Excellent research, Brigitte.
The mark was perfect.

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As you always say...

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You can't cheat an honest man.

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Now, I have a buyer in Zurich,

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so I shall see you
in a few days. <i>Au revoir.</i>

174
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- Oh.
- Oh!

175
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Sorry. Comin' through.

176
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I'll take the filet mignon.

177
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Very good, sir.

178
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Is this seat taken?

179
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I'm starving.

180
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I could murder a triple
cheeseburger right now.

181
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Or...

182
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I'll just get
a glass of water, please.

183
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- Is that all, madam?
- Yeah, that's it.

184
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I'll just help myself
to the sugar packets.

185
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They're free, right?

186
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- Yes.
- Yeah.

187
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Mmm.

188
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That'll fill me up.

189
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I've to save all my money

190
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'cause I'm here
to find my sister.

191
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This is her.

192
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- That is your sister?
- Half-sister.

193
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But we're like sisters.

194
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- What's happened to her?
- She's been taken.

195
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Taken? Like...

196
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Like by men who sell
hot white virgins

197
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to evil, bearded
kajillionaires on yachts.

198
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- Really?
- The whole irony is,

199
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it was her friend she was with

200
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who was the massive slut.
Tiffany.

201
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Tiffany is the slut?

202
00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:26,467
So, I roughed up these guys,
and they said to me,

203
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"Premium-grade Australian
meat on auction tomorrow."

204
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That fits my sister's
description perfectly,

205
00:11:32,307 --> 00:11:33,773
- don't you think?
- Yes.

206
00:11:33,775 --> 00:11:35,542
So, I'm gonna get on that boat
and buy her back.

207
00:11:35,544 --> 00:11:38,445
Look, I am very moved
by your story.

208
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,379
- Order anything you like.
- No, no, no.

209
00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:41,480
- Please, no?
- No!

210
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,983
- Please, no?
- No, I couldn't.

211
00:11:42,985 --> 00:11:44,486
Please, I insist.

212
00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:49,821
I'll have a club sandwich,
and an order of fries,

213
00:11:49,823 --> 00:11:51,324
order of onion rings,

214
00:11:51,326 --> 00:11:55,329
I'll take the shrimp cocktail.
Is that good? How fresh is it?

215
00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:58,297
What's the soup of the day?
Is it cold? 'Cause, ew, gross.

216
00:11:58,299 --> 00:12:00,300
That's disgusting.
Why have cold soup?

217
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,701
Just give me a Caesar salad.

218
00:12:01,703 --> 00:12:03,570
And then two slices of cake.

219
00:12:03,572 --> 00:12:05,305
- Do you want any cake?
- No.

220
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,705
Three slices of cake
and a Diet Coke.

221
00:12:06,707 --> 00:12:07,876
Thank you.

222
00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:13,747
Will this
be satisfactory, miss?

223
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:14,848
Yes, this will do.

224
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,416
Once again, I apologize

225
00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:17,983
for the flickering lights
in coach.

226
00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:20,188
Epilepsy is a cruel mistress.

227
00:12:22,323 --> 00:12:23,458
Thank you.

228
00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:30,366
- Hey.
- Hello.

229
00:12:34,702 --> 00:12:37,271
Forgive me, but I couldn't
help but overhear

230
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your conversation
in the dining car.

231
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,573
- My condolences.
- Hmm?

232
00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:42,842
About your sister's
treacherous predicament.

233
00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:44,180
Oh. She'll be all right.

234
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,218
Hmm.

235
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,551
Do you mind if I ask

236
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,854
how long your sister's been
held against her will?

237
00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:56,690
Oh. Listen, um...

238
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Josephine Chesterfield.

239
00:12:58,059 --> 00:12:59,291
Penny Rust.

240
00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:00,392
Delighted.

241
00:13:00,394 --> 00:13:01,927
Eh, what's up?

242
00:13:01,929 --> 00:13:04,464
Uh, listen, I think this is
gonna be a really long ride

243
00:13:04,466 --> 00:13:06,934
and clearly you're, like,
an exhausting person.

244
00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:08,602
So, I'm just gonna say this.

245
00:13:08,604 --> 00:13:10,436
I don't even have a sister.

246
00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:12,439
Are you saying
you lied to that man?

247
00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:14,340
I don't wanna
say it too loudly.

248
00:13:14,342 --> 00:13:16,111
I'm a con artist.

249
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:18,579
I con.

250
00:13:18,581 --> 00:13:20,379
But that man
was so kind to you,

251
00:13:20,381 --> 00:13:21,647
and he bought your dinner.

252
00:13:21,649 --> 00:13:24,283
Only after I showed him
a picture of a hot chick.

253
00:13:24,285 --> 00:13:26,119
See, women have feelings.

254
00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:29,791
So, like, you just
had sympathy or pity,

255
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,892
or, I don't know,
the other feeling

256
00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:36,296
and men see that quality in us
and exploit us.

257
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,632
So all I'm doin' is, like...

258
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:41,733
<i>♪ Put that thing down
Flip it and reverse it ♪</i>

259
00:13:41,735 --> 00:13:43,770
And then I'm now
exploiting them.

260
00:13:43,772 --> 00:13:45,839
Are there many women
in your industry?

261
00:13:45,841 --> 00:13:48,273
Uh... Sisters in arms,
as it were?

262
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:51,344
Well, not at my level, no.

263
00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:53,179
Yes, clearly you're in a class
of your own.

264
00:13:53,181 --> 00:13:55,248
Oh! Except,
of course there's Medusa.

265
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,315
Oh?

266
00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:58,017
She's like the O.G. lady
con artist.

267
00:13:58,019 --> 00:13:59,886
People say she could
freeze a man's assets

268
00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:01,253
with just one look.

269
00:14:01,255 --> 00:14:02,922
Well...

270
00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:05,959
My horizons have certainly
been expanded this evening.

271
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,661
Where will the wind
take you next?

272
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,963
I'm going to this town
on the Med,

273
00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:11,198
Beaumont-Sur-Mer.

274
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,100
Get this, apparently it's
crawling with rich dudes.

275
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,767
Well, I'm afraid
you've been misinformed.

276
00:14:15,769 --> 00:14:18,503
You see,
I live in Beaumont-Sur-Mer

277
00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:20,772
and I think you'll find
it's a lesbian community.

278
00:14:20,774 --> 00:14:22,342
- Really?
- Oh, yes.

279
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,276
Honestly, you'd do better
staying on to Portofino.

280
00:14:24,278 --> 00:14:26,879
Well, maybe I could
work a woman.

281
00:14:26,881 --> 00:14:28,147
I don't know how you...

282
00:14:28,149 --> 00:14:29,882
Yeah, I could give it a go.

283
00:14:29,884 --> 00:14:32,020
But isn't your philosophy
based on exploiting men?

284
00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:35,287
Penny? Penny.

285
00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:37,323
Sorry, were you... Sorry.

286
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:40,127
I was just playing this game
on my phone.

287
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,228
Yes, of course.

288
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,496
I just have to call my mother

289
00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:45,299
to let them know
what time to expect me.

290
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,301
Please.

291
00:14:56,578 --> 00:14:58,011
So, do you have
a car here?

292
00:14:58,013 --> 00:14:59,412
I do.

293
00:14:59,414 --> 00:15:01,547
Oh, great. Do you mind if I,
like, scab a lift off you?

294
00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:02,648
What?

295
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,150
You leaving the party already?

296
00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:05,754
Afraid so. Cheerio.

297
00:15:09,524 --> 00:15:10,924
Penny?

298
00:15:10,926 --> 00:15:13,158
Did you say Portofino
was the next stop?

299
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,929
Yo, Portofino is
going to be turnt!

300
00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:20,767
What?

301
00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:23,169
I don't know
what you just said,

302
00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:24,570
but the answer is <i>oui.</i>

303
00:15:50,097 --> 00:15:51,931
How was last night?

304
00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:53,767
It was all I could arrange
on such short notice.

305
00:15:53,769 --> 00:15:56,603
Jean and Lil Baguette
were perfect.

306
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,238
May I ask the reason
for their involvement?

307
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,140
I encountered
a sort of pale gypsy

308
00:16:00,142 --> 00:16:02,041
who thought herself
something of a grifter.

309
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,944
Surely she was
no match for you?

310
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,445
Hmm, one can never be
too careful, Brigitte.

311
00:16:06,447 --> 00:16:07,980
A poacher
who shoots at rabbits

312
00:16:07,982 --> 00:16:09,748
may scare big game away.

313
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,383
Speaking of...

314
00:16:11,385 --> 00:16:14,921
Next we have Gregor Gregorsky.

315
00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:17,089
Made his fortune
in office supplies,

316
00:16:17,091 --> 00:16:18,925
married four times.

317
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,627
He's a romantic.

318
00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:24,966
And he should be arriving...
now.

319
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,440
Who is that with him?

320
00:16:33,442 --> 00:16:37,444
You must save your beautiful
sister before she is defiled.

321
00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,579
I know,
'cause once she is defiled,

322
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,681
she's, like, less special,
don't you reckon?

323
00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:42,684
Brigitte.

324
00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:45,184
Right away.

325
00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:50,757
Gregor, you have no idea
what this money will do.

326
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,891
Hit it, Marcel!

327
00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:55,697
I'm flying!

328
00:16:57,032 --> 00:16:58,300
Oh, shit!

329
00:17:01,836 --> 00:17:02,935
Hey!

330
00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:21,323
<i>Merci.</i>

331
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,355
Mmm, mmm.

332
00:17:23,357 --> 00:17:25,727
All right.
Let's go, boys, one more time!

333
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,908
You want to press charges?

334
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:43,142
<i>Da.</i>

335
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:45,948
Her sister is probably
not even virgin.

336
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,055
He gave me the money!

337
00:17:57,057 --> 00:17:59,094
What laws
have I actually broken?

338
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:04,767
Oh.

339
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,236
Contraction. Mmm.

340
00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:12,041
The stress
is not good for the baby.

341
00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:14,242
Ooh, my little baby.

342
00:18:15,874 --> 00:18:16,342
Ooh.

343
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,811
We are a tight-knit community

344
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:19,411
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer,
<i>mademoiselle.</i>

345
00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:21,681
We do not want your kind here.

346
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,683
What?

347
00:18:23,786 --> 00:18:25,651
Oh, yeah, yeah, right, yeah.

348
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:29,555
I've heard about
your little community.

349
00:18:29,557 --> 00:18:32,461
And that's...
That's actually why I came.

350
00:18:34,429 --> 00:18:38,030
To do some, like,
experimenting.

351
00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:39,097
You know...

352
00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:40,168
Ooh!

353
00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:43,806
Ooh.

354
00:18:47,142 --> 00:18:48,811
Oh, no, wrong thing.

355
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,777
Inspector?

356
00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:53,982
Don't you think we can just
work something out?

357
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,885
Just between us girls?

358
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,926
I don't date pregnant women.

359
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:11,331
Oh, wait! Actually, um,
I know somebody here!

360
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,400
You know someone
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer?

361
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,102
Yeah, yeah.
I bet you'd know her, too.

362
00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:17,769
She's, like, really rich,
really important.

363
00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:20,640
She looks like a librarian's
corpse, only less lively.

364
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:22,775
She would have
your ass for this.

365
00:19:22,777 --> 00:19:24,177
Oh, I see.

366
00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:25,444
What's her name?

367
00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:26,647
- Oh, her name...
- Mmm-hmm?

368
00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:31,086
...is Joanna...

369
00:19:31,752 --> 00:19:32,818
Regina.

370
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:36,024
Regina Charleston.

371
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,661
It's Charlotte...

372
00:19:40,194 --> 00:19:42,827
Pemberton.

373
00:19:42,829 --> 00:19:45,033
It's Pamela. Pernilla.

374
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,933
Pendy Simmons.

375
00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:49,869
No, wait, it's...

376
00:19:49,871 --> 00:19:51,470
Janet Maxfield.

377
00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:53,305
Ha! Charlotte Josephson.

378
00:19:53,307 --> 00:19:54,841
Josephine Chesterfield?

379
00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:56,609
Yeah, that is her!

380
00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:58,344
We should...
We should call her.

381
00:19:58,346 --> 00:20:00,479
Get her on the line.

382
00:20:00,481 --> 00:20:03,283
Tell her to
set me free, please!

383
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:11,724
Penny, the charges against you
aren't very serious,

384
00:20:11,726 --> 00:20:13,325
but it appears
Inspector Desjardins

385
00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:15,564
is keeping you here
for your own protection.

386
00:20:16,564 --> 00:20:17,997
From what?

387
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,231
The man you swindled

388
00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:21,000
is a prominent figure
of the Russian mafia.

389
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,067
Shit.

390
00:20:22,069 --> 00:20:23,169
If you were to be released,

391
00:20:23,171 --> 00:20:24,470
you would
most certainly be killed,

392
00:20:24,472 --> 00:20:25,604
or worse.

393
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:27,172
Well, there has to be
another option!

394
00:20:27,174 --> 00:20:28,874
One moment.

395
00:20:38,185 --> 00:20:39,187
<i>Oui.</i>

396
00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:44,092
Penny, what do you have on you
by way of liquidity?

397
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:46,258
Uh...

398
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:50,028
I think I have a travel-size
K-Y Jelly in my bag.

399
00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,396
It's peach-flavored.

400
00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:54,566
Cash, Penny. How much cash
do you have at your disposal?

401
00:20:54,568 --> 00:20:59,104
I have about 10 or 8...
Yeah, $8,000.

402
00:20:59,106 --> 00:21:01,607
That might be enough to get you out
of the country, but you must promise

403
00:21:01,609 --> 00:21:04,544
never ever,
under any circumstances,

404
00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:06,513
to come back
to Beaumont-Sur-Mer

405
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,081
ever again.

406
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,016
- Pinky promise.
- Hold on, Penny.

407
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,254
The nightmare is almost over.

408
00:21:14,588 --> 00:21:17,123
Hey, listen,

409
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,558
- I may have been a bit of bitch when we first met.
- Oh.

410
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,594
And when I talked about you
behind your back.

411
00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:23,198
- Hmm?
- And when I posted this.

412
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:27,366
- Huh.
- But you did me a solid

413
00:21:27,368 --> 00:21:28,535
getting me out of jail,

414
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:31,038
so I think
you're a pretty top chick.

415
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,941
Try to be as inconspicuous
as possible.

416
00:21:35,943 --> 00:21:37,476
I know it's difficult for you,

417
00:21:37,478 --> 00:21:40,883
but it's better to go
unnoticed by Gregor's henchmen.

418
00:21:46,554 --> 00:21:48,487
<i>Au revoir.</i>

419
00:21:48,489 --> 00:21:51,093
Well, I don't get
what that means.

420
00:21:56,096 --> 00:21:58,500
Yo, I'm just gonna
blend in with you guys.

421
00:22:31,365 --> 00:22:32,832
Hey.

422
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,132
Oh!

423
00:22:34,134 --> 00:22:36,102
Dude! What are you...

424
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,537
You can't just sneak up
on a lady like that!

425
00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:43,879
Hmm. You're not
really my type...

426
00:22:46,548 --> 00:22:48,180
But the pilot's busy, so...

427
00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:56,323
Let's just make this quick.

428
00:22:56,325 --> 00:22:58,056
I feel like they're about
to serve the meal.

429
00:22:58,058 --> 00:22:59,459
- Where is it?
- What?

430
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,526
Where is it?

431
00:23:00,528 --> 00:23:02,461
Hey...

432
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:05,164
Nazi Gollum, you're gonna
have to speak more clearly.

433
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,833
- Where is it?
- What?

434
00:23:06,835 --> 00:23:09,969
I saw you talking with her
in the airport.

435
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,303
Josephine?

436
00:23:11,305 --> 00:23:12,404
Is that her real name?

437
00:23:12,406 --> 00:23:14,172
- Are you with her?
- Um...

438
00:23:14,174 --> 00:23:16,910
No, I think maybe
the police chick is?

439
00:23:16,912 --> 00:23:18,378
They could just be friends.

440
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:20,046
I don't know.
It's hard to tell nowadays.

441
00:23:20,048 --> 00:23:21,680
So, the police woman's
part of it?

442
00:23:21,682 --> 00:23:23,719
- Part of what?
- The hustle!

443
00:23:24,318 --> 00:23:25,383
Hmm?

444
00:23:25,385 --> 00:23:27,553
She stole my wife's
diamond bracelet!

445
00:23:27,555 --> 00:23:29,024
It's worth
half a million dollars!

446
00:23:31,259 --> 00:23:32,491
Shit the bed.

447
00:23:32,493 --> 00:23:34,994
And now my wife
is filing for divorce.

448
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,830
Are you working
with her or not?

449
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,029
No! No, no.

450
00:23:39,534 --> 00:23:40,766
Um...

451
00:23:40,768 --> 00:23:44,237
No, I'm actually
working for ASSES.

452
00:23:44,239 --> 00:23:45,304
What?

453
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:47,507
ASSES? Have you not
heard of that?

454
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:52,510
It's the, um,
Australian Securities Services

455
00:23:52,512 --> 00:23:56,216
Intelligently Spying.

456
00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:58,851
- Don't you mean ASIO?
- No.

457
00:23:58,853 --> 00:24:00,186
No, they're wankers.

458
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,253
ASSES.

459
00:24:01,255 --> 00:24:02,587
It's the place to be.

460
00:24:02,589 --> 00:24:04,591
And I'm deep, deep,
deep in ASSES.

461
00:24:04,593 --> 00:24:06,459
I'm trying to
bring her to justice.

462
00:24:06,461 --> 00:24:07,793
- Okay, good.
- Yeah.

463
00:24:07,795 --> 00:24:09,429
Good. How can I help?

464
00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:11,029
Well, sir, um...

465
00:24:11,031 --> 00:24:13,600
I believe we should
start by having sex

466
00:24:13,602 --> 00:24:14,769
as a cover.

467
00:24:22,911 --> 00:24:23,911
What was that?

468
00:24:25,145 --> 00:24:26,711
I have standards.

469
00:24:26,713 --> 00:24:28,314
As do I.

470
00:24:28,316 --> 00:24:29,481
I need to take a nap.

471
00:24:29,483 --> 00:24:30,985
As do I.

472
00:24:33,153 --> 00:24:34,789
I have many STDs, so...

473
00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:38,993
As do I.

474
00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:57,442
Mesdames et messieurs,

475
00:24:57,444 --> 00:24:59,045
<i>please fasten your seat belts.</i>

476
00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:02,384
<i>We are experiencing some
unexpected turbulence.</i>

477
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:34,216
Phew!

478
00:25:36,683 --> 00:25:38,484
My quads are burning!

479
00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:39,951
Ow! Ow!

480
00:25:39,953 --> 00:25:42,153
Bloody hell!
No. Okay.

481
00:25:45,826 --> 00:25:47,293
Oh, yeah.

482
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,430
I'm gonna puke.

483
00:25:49,663 --> 00:25:52,664
I'm gonna hold it.
I can hold it.

484
00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:55,301
- Penny.
- Hello, Janet.

485
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:56,701
Or should I say...

486
00:25:56,703 --> 00:25:58,673
Medusa?

487
00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:03,008
- I am not Medusa.
- Really?

488
00:26:03,010 --> 00:26:05,247
Take this to the guestroom,
butlery person.

489
00:26:10,884 --> 00:26:12,384
Okay, I may need to borrow

490
00:26:12,386 --> 00:26:15,555
a toothbrush, leggings,
some thongs.

491
00:26:15,557 --> 00:26:16,655
Oh! Some "going out" thongs.

492
00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:18,324
Do we have a problem?

493
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:22,194
Ah! Captain Pantsuit,
in on it as well?

494
00:26:22,196 --> 00:26:25,330
All wrapped up
in this kebab of lies?

495
00:26:25,332 --> 00:26:27,667
Everything is fine, Brigitte.
You and Albert may go.

496
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,934
Yeah. Bye, girls.

497
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,404
I'll take my lunch
by the pool!

498
00:26:32,406 --> 00:26:35,106
Just letting you know,
I'm salad intolerant.

499
00:26:35,108 --> 00:26:36,875
What do you want,
Penny?

500
00:26:36,877 --> 00:26:38,376
I want this!

501
00:26:38,378 --> 00:26:40,345
Like, look at this place!

502
00:26:40,347 --> 00:26:43,449
I had no idea how small-time
I was until I met you.

503
00:26:43,451 --> 00:26:45,617
Teach me your sugar baby ways.

504
00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:46,719
Shape me

505
00:26:46,721 --> 00:26:48,621
into something great

506
00:26:48,623 --> 00:26:49,857
and richer.

507
00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:51,891
And why would I do that?

508
00:26:51,893 --> 00:26:53,191
Because who knows?

509
00:26:53,193 --> 00:26:55,026
I could be the partner
you never knew you needed.

510
00:26:55,028 --> 00:26:57,028
- No, thanks. I work alone.
- Hello?

511
00:26:57,030 --> 00:27:00,365
What about Menswear Barbie
and Old Crone Ken?

512
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,602
They are employees.

513
00:27:02,303 --> 00:27:04,039
Okay. I get it.

514
00:27:06,606 --> 00:27:09,776
But what you're not getting
is that a girl like me

515
00:27:09,778 --> 00:27:11,375
could make it
real uncomfortable

516
00:27:11,377 --> 00:27:13,046
for you in this town.

517
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,546
Like a bad case of the herp.

518
00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:17,150
With the right vitamin
cocktail, you'll go away.

519
00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:20,151
You do know herpes never
goes away, don't you?

520
00:27:20,153 --> 00:27:21,423
Doesn't it?

521
00:27:23,156 --> 00:27:24,158
No.

522
00:27:27,095 --> 00:27:30,129
Seems like you've set up
such deep roots here.

523
00:27:30,131 --> 00:27:33,134
It'd be such a shame for it
to all be seized by Interpol.

524
00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:35,470
It'd just take one phone call.

525
00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:44,610
Hello, Interpol?

526
00:27:44,612 --> 00:27:45,680
Tell me, Penny...

527
00:27:47,915 --> 00:27:50,652
Why are women better suited
to the con than men?

528
00:27:52,086 --> 00:27:54,754
'Cause we're used to
faking it?

529
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:58,190
It comes down
to one universal truth.

530
00:27:58,192 --> 00:28:01,328
No man will ever believe
a woman is smarter than he is.

531
00:28:02,864 --> 00:28:04,963
We will always
be underestimated

532
00:28:04,965 --> 00:28:06,800
and that is what we use.

533
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,934
So this means you're gonna
teach me, aren't you?

534
00:28:09,936 --> 00:28:11,202
I'm teaching you now.

535
00:28:11,204 --> 00:28:12,270
Yes!

536
00:28:12,272 --> 00:28:14,139
Wait, what was that last part?

537
00:28:14,141 --> 00:28:16,378
I couldn't hear. You were
talking into the ocean.

538
00:28:18,278 --> 00:28:19,879
What do men want?

539
00:28:19,881 --> 00:28:21,846
- Boobs.
- No.

540
00:28:21,848 --> 00:28:22,850
Back door.

541
00:28:24,318 --> 00:28:25,383
Front door.

542
00:28:25,385 --> 00:28:26,818
Pegging or, like, a threesome.

543
00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,187
What is it? What's the answer?

544
00:28:28,189 --> 00:28:30,523
They want to be heroes.

545
00:28:30,525 --> 00:28:32,224
There is nothing
more compelling to a man

546
00:28:32,226 --> 00:28:33,726
than a vulnerable woman.

547
00:28:33,728 --> 00:28:35,697
Observe.

548
00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,402
Oh, wow. You can just
tear up like that.

549
00:28:44,404 --> 00:28:47,206
You can just balance a tear
right on that lower lid.

550
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:49,978
And can you make the tear
roll down your cheek?

551
00:28:51,244 --> 00:28:53,613
Oh. Oh. Okay.

552
00:28:53,615 --> 00:28:55,683
But can you make it
go back up?

553
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,287
- Now, you try.
- Okay.

554
00:29:09,096 --> 00:29:10,395
- Are you constipated?
- No.

555
00:29:10,397 --> 00:29:12,898
Why all the theatrics?
You're hot. That's enough.

556
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,065
It is not enough.

557
00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:15,767
"Hot" is not a career.

558
00:29:15,769 --> 00:29:17,769
"Hot" will get you gifts
and trinkets,

559
00:29:17,771 --> 00:29:19,406
but you must pay for them
in other ways.

560
00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,373
Sex, Penny.

561
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,610
<i>Lesson two, research.</i>

562
00:29:24,612 --> 00:29:26,578
"The Suburban White Knight."

563
00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:28,613
This one calls
for a basic rescue scam.

564
00:29:28,615 --> 00:29:29,716
A staged drowning

565
00:29:29,718 --> 00:29:31,683
and resuscitation
usually fits the bill.

566
00:29:31,685 --> 00:29:35,353
Next we have
"The Braggadocio on Holiday."

567
00:29:35,355 --> 00:29:36,855
Just wants a story
to tell the boys.

568
00:29:36,857 --> 00:29:38,056
But careful here.

569
00:29:38,058 --> 00:29:39,859
He's a frequent abuser
of social media.

570
00:29:41,229 --> 00:29:42,295
What the...

571
00:29:42,297 --> 00:29:43,895
Why the...

572
00:29:45,031 --> 00:29:46,965
...headache!

573
00:29:46,967 --> 00:29:49,801
Finally, you must be trained
for any situation.

574
00:31:09,517 --> 00:31:11,217
One, two...

575
00:31:11,219 --> 00:31:12,320
Surprise!

576
00:31:14,654 --> 00:31:16,889
Hello. How do you do?

577
00:31:16,891 --> 00:31:19,357
Yes, isn't it a lovely party?

578
00:31:19,359 --> 00:31:20,726
I know.

579
00:31:20,728 --> 00:31:22,564
I have seven houses.

580
00:31:32,874 --> 00:31:34,006
She's ready.

581
00:31:34,008 --> 00:31:35,340
I'm ready?

582
00:31:35,342 --> 00:31:36,344
Yes!

583
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:37,978
Whoo!

584
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,420
Ugh. <i>Mon Dieu!</i>

585
00:31:47,422 --> 00:31:48,988
I don't like it.

586
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,058
She represents
everything you despise.

587
00:31:52,727 --> 00:31:55,594
You know, the water level
at the quarry

588
00:31:55,596 --> 00:31:57,763
is higher than normal
this time of year.

589
00:31:57,765 --> 00:31:59,064
They would not find her body

590
00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,231
- until the spring.
- Hmm.

591
00:32:00,233 --> 00:32:01,834
Just say the word,

592
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:04,737
or don't and you maintain
your innocence,

593
00:32:04,739 --> 00:32:07,239
and I will do it anyway.

594
00:32:07,241 --> 00:32:08,407
Nonsense.

595
00:32:08,409 --> 00:32:10,008
We're taking her in gracefully

596
00:32:10,010 --> 00:32:12,277
in order to
get her out gracefully.

597
00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:13,679
Was that the word?

598
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,113
"Gracefully"?

599
00:32:15,115 --> 00:32:17,182
Trust me, Brigitte.
It'll all work out in our favor.

600
00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:21,821
With Penny, we can finally run
the "Lord of the Rings" play.

601
00:32:21,823 --> 00:32:24,789
You truly believe she is ready
for something so elaborate?

602
00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:26,727
Who's the first mark?

603
00:32:28,362 --> 00:32:29,761
Oh, Howard.

604
00:32:29,763 --> 00:32:31,596
I can't marry you.

605
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,633
Oh...

606
00:32:35,635 --> 00:32:39,103
Now, settle down, cupcake.

607
00:32:39,105 --> 00:32:41,039
What problem's so big
you don't think

608
00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:44,242
Howard Bacon can fix it, huh?

609
00:32:44,244 --> 00:32:47,813
How could you marry a woman
so beneath you?

610
00:32:47,815 --> 00:32:49,849
What are you saying,
snickerdoodle?

611
00:32:49,851 --> 00:32:52,918
You are 63rd in line
to the British throne.

612
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,288
I know, but I'm bankrupt.

613
00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:58,790
The title's all I have left.

614
00:32:58,792 --> 00:33:02,827
Oh, Howard,
do you think me a...

615
00:33:02,829 --> 00:33:04,962
gold digger?

616
00:33:07,134 --> 00:33:09,767
Oh, peanut butter cup.

617
00:33:09,769 --> 00:33:10,902
Now, listen here.

618
00:33:10,904 --> 00:33:12,171
We're gonna get married,

619
00:33:12,173 --> 00:33:13,805
we're gonna fly home
to Fort Worth.

620
00:33:13,807 --> 00:33:15,606
I'mma introduce you
to my golfing buddies

621
00:33:15,608 --> 00:33:17,509
and then when
I run for Senate,

622
00:33:17,511 --> 00:33:19,678
you're gonna be by my side.

623
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,113
Beautiful and silent.

624
00:33:22,115 --> 00:33:25,086
You're not gonna break my heart
now, are you, sugarbooger?

625
00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:27,452
Oh, Howard.

626
00:33:27,454 --> 00:33:31,356
I'm helpless against
your food-themed endearments.

627
00:33:31,358 --> 00:33:33,158
The only thing you're gonna
have to worry about

628
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,594
how that Texas humidity's
gonna affect your hair.

629
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,264
My hair looks like this
in any climate, darling,

630
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,468
and Hortense loves wet heat.

631
00:33:41,134 --> 00:33:42,267
Hortense?

632
00:33:42,269 --> 00:33:45,170
My sister.
Didn't I tell you about her?

633
00:33:45,172 --> 00:33:47,575
I couldn't possibly
leave her behind.

634
00:33:49,343 --> 00:33:50,875
Are you telling me
I'm gonna go home

635
00:33:50,877 --> 00:33:53,011
with two princesses on my arm?

636
00:33:53,013 --> 00:33:54,479
Would you like to see her?

637
00:33:54,481 --> 00:33:56,515
Oh, lead the way.

638
00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,284
If you think me
regal in the least,

639
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,719
wait until you meet
my sweet sister. Oof!

640
00:34:00,721 --> 00:34:05,290
I haven't an ounce of the
majesty Hortense possesses.

641
00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:07,392
There are no private beaches
on the Cote d'Azur,

642
00:34:07,394 --> 00:34:11,462
but you put up one sign that
says "toxic waste," <i>et voila!</i>

643
00:34:11,464 --> 00:34:12,998
Granny was so clever.

644
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,299
- Mmm.
- Your sister lives in there?

645
00:34:15,301 --> 00:34:18,937
Mmm-hmm, yes,
in her cozy castle keep.

646
00:34:21,174 --> 00:34:22,874
Ah.

647
00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:24,410
This way.

648
00:34:24,412 --> 00:34:26,077
Your tetanus
is up to date, yes?

649
00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:27,746
What?

650
00:34:27,748 --> 00:34:30,382
Every royal family
has its black sheep, of course,

651
00:34:30,384 --> 00:34:32,351
but not Hortense and me.

652
00:34:32,353 --> 00:34:35,720
Nanny Gertrude raised us to be
two levelheaded young ladies.

653
00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:38,356
We're so normal,
it's practically boring.

654
00:34:38,358 --> 00:34:40,057
Now remember, at no point

655
00:34:40,059 --> 00:34:41,693
should you turn
your back on her.

656
00:34:41,695 --> 00:34:43,364
Because she's royalty?

657
00:34:44,364 --> 00:34:45,865
If you like.

658
00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:47,099
Ah, here we are.

659
00:34:47,101 --> 00:34:49,267
Hortense,
I've brought a guest!

660
00:34:49,269 --> 00:34:50,769
- I wonder where she's hiding.
- Hmm.

661
00:34:50,771 --> 00:34:53,338
Don't be shy.

662
00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:54,608
Oh. I know.

663
00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,545
Maybe her subjects
can flush her out.

664
00:35:09,556 --> 00:35:11,255
Ah! There she is!

665
00:35:11,257 --> 00:35:13,726
My only living relative.

666
00:35:13,728 --> 00:35:16,130
Shall we pay her a visit?

667
00:35:21,302 --> 00:35:25,903
Princess Hortense of House
Northumberton-Saxe-Hapsburg,

668
00:35:25,905 --> 00:35:29,476
may I present to you
Howard Bacon.

669
00:35:33,114 --> 00:35:34,246
Uh...

670
00:35:34,248 --> 00:35:36,481
My ma'am... Lady.

671
00:35:36,483 --> 00:35:40,619
Sir Bacon,
welcome to thy kingdom.

672
00:35:40,621 --> 00:35:42,653
I have food for your men

673
00:35:42,655 --> 00:35:45,423
and water
for your horses and whores.

674
00:35:45,425 --> 00:35:46,958
Hortense.

675
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,728
She knows you haven't
got any horses.

676
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,666
Lucretia, pour the mead.

677
00:35:56,336 --> 00:35:57,769
Lucretia,
you dumb bitch,

678
00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,170
don't embarrass me
in front of the guests.

679
00:35:59,172 --> 00:36:01,440
Yes, there is much
to celebrate, beloved sister.

680
00:36:01,442 --> 00:36:03,608
I bring wonderful news.

681
00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:05,913
Howard and I
are to be married.

682
00:36:06,813 --> 00:36:07,815
Really?

683
00:36:10,318 --> 00:36:12,684
You and you?

684
00:36:12,686 --> 00:36:13,755
Hortense...

685
00:36:16,188 --> 00:36:18,826
Hortense, do not
drop that coronet.

686
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,096
Use your words,
not the heirlooms.

687
00:36:24,164 --> 00:36:25,264
Whoops!

688
00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:31,769
Why?

689
00:36:31,771 --> 00:36:34,039
I think I know
what this is about.

690
00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,673
Die! No!

691
00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:38,376
Don't fret, sissy.
You shan't be left behind.

692
00:36:38,378 --> 00:36:41,280
You, Howard, and I

693
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:44,849
are going to live together
in Texas.

694
00:36:44,851 --> 00:36:47,519
Texas? Hurrah!

695
00:36:47,521 --> 00:36:50,322
This calls
for a celebration pole dance.

696
00:36:55,528 --> 00:36:58,829
Promise, if anything
should happen to me,

697
00:36:58,831 --> 00:37:00,900
you'll look after her.

698
00:37:00,902 --> 00:37:03,034
Ooh.
I invoke <i>prima nocta.</i>

699
00:37:03,036 --> 00:37:04,369
Absolutely.

700
00:37:04,371 --> 00:37:06,871
This shall be a traditional
wedding in every respect.

701
00:37:06,873 --> 00:37:07,972
<i>Prima nocta.</i>

702
00:37:07,974 --> 00:37:10,541
<i>Prima nocta! Prima nocta!</i>

703
00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:14,045
Uh, what's <i>prima nocta?</i>

704
00:37:14,047 --> 00:37:17,682
Oh. Once the eldest daughter
consummates her marriage,

705
00:37:17,684 --> 00:37:19,918
it is the second daughter's
divine right

706
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,688
either to bed the groom
or fight him in a duel.

707
00:37:22,690 --> 00:37:24,190
In either case,
your performance

708
00:37:24,192 --> 00:37:25,925
shall be judged
by a panel of courtiers.

709
00:37:25,927 --> 00:37:27,858
But you don't mind,
do you, darling?

710
00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:32,530
<i>♪ Second sister
Gets sloppy seconds ♪</i>

711
00:37:32,532 --> 00:37:35,867
<i>♪ Or you die ♪</i>

712
00:37:38,704 --> 00:37:40,871
Muffin, wedding's off.

713
00:37:40,873 --> 00:37:42,773
But Howard! The ring!

714
00:37:42,775 --> 00:37:43,777
Keep it!

715
00:37:56,523 --> 00:37:58,655
Enrique, do go on.
You were saying how

716
00:37:58,657 --> 00:38:01,226
even though you yourself have
benefited economically

717
00:38:01,228 --> 00:38:02,594
from immigrating to America,

718
00:38:02,596 --> 00:38:05,063
you don't feel
any additional Guatemalans

719
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:06,599
should be allowed
into Palm Beach?

720
00:38:06,601 --> 00:38:07,699
Yes, I believe...

721
00:38:07,701 --> 00:38:10,135
Sister! Sister! Sister!

722
00:38:10,137 --> 00:38:12,204
Hortense! Manners, please!

723
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:14,305
Is this how we behave
in front of a guest?

724
00:38:14,307 --> 00:38:15,543
Sorry.

725
00:38:16,275 --> 00:38:17,541
Pardon the intrusion,

726
00:38:17,543 --> 00:38:19,510
but can I beg leave
to go to the toilet?

727
00:38:19,512 --> 00:38:20,811
Yes, of course,
my turtle dove.

728
00:38:20,813 --> 00:38:22,581
Thank you.

729
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:26,119
Kind sir, would you help me
with this?

730
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,920
The lock-eth has rust-eth.

731
00:38:29,922 --> 00:38:31,088
Hortense!

732
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:32,958
Did I not expressly forbid you

733
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,260
from wearing your virtue
panties in the pool?

734
00:38:35,262 --> 00:38:37,431
Albert! She's done it again.

735
00:38:38,632 --> 00:38:40,233
Ahhh! Not the flame!

736
00:38:51,978 --> 00:38:54,179
Release the peasants!

737
00:38:54,181 --> 00:38:56,081
She must mean
"pheasants," yes?

738
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,648
Hmm? Of course not.

739
00:38:57,650 --> 00:39:00,586
Oh, don't worry, darling.
She's a terrible shot.

740
00:39:01,822 --> 00:39:03,124
Peasant ho!

741
00:39:05,492 --> 00:39:06,494
See?

742
00:39:14,835 --> 00:39:16,871
That was unexpected.

743
00:39:24,043 --> 00:39:26,345
Brigitte, your 20,000.

744
00:39:26,347 --> 00:39:28,280
You just got a lot
more attractive, Bridge.

745
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:29,815
Albert, your 10.

746
00:39:29,817 --> 00:39:31,349
Still wouldn't bang you,
Albert.

747
00:39:32,619 --> 00:39:33,854
Thank you, all.

748
00:39:36,356 --> 00:39:37,889
What do you mean,
"Thank you, all"?

749
00:39:37,891 --> 00:39:39,224
No, where's my cashola?

750
00:39:39,226 --> 00:39:40,391
Hmm? Where's my cut?

751
00:39:40,393 --> 00:39:42,728
Where's the big chunka...

752
00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:44,528
...to come in to me,
of the cash?

753
00:39:44,530 --> 00:39:47,132
The student
doesn't earn wages

754
00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,867
until after graduation.

755
00:39:48,869 --> 00:39:51,172
When the hell is that?

756
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,539
I've been killing myself

757
00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:55,139
playing Hortense
the Feral Princess,

758
00:39:55,141 --> 00:39:57,976
while you just prance around,
not having sex with people.

759
00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,811
Penny, how much money
do you have?

760
00:39:59,813 --> 00:40:00,815
Be honest, now.

761
00:40:02,416 --> 00:40:04,014
$500,000.

762
00:40:04,016 --> 00:40:05,682
Oh. Good for you.

763
00:40:05,684 --> 00:40:07,517
It's an adorable
little nest egg.

764
00:40:07,519 --> 00:40:08,987
All in cash I presume?

765
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:11,824
Bitcoin. Why?
How much money do you have?

766
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:16,764
Hmm? Oh, assets and liquidity,
um, 28.32 million.

767
00:40:18,032 --> 00:40:19,563
Ah, okay, I didn't know

768
00:40:19,565 --> 00:40:21,333
we were counting
assets and liquidity.

769
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:22,534
In that case, I have, uh...

770
00:40:22,536 --> 00:40:24,401
still 500,000.

771
00:40:24,403 --> 00:40:26,771
And how do you think
I grew that wealth?

772
00:40:26,773 --> 00:40:29,108
By investing wisely.

773
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:31,008
I've invested in you, Penny.

774
00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:32,543
And I must see a robust return

775
00:40:32,545 --> 00:40:34,079
before I can share
the profits.

776
00:40:34,081 --> 00:40:35,579
But you wouldn't
have any profits

777
00:40:35,581 --> 00:40:37,483
if it wasn't for me, okay?

778
00:40:37,485 --> 00:40:39,251
Let's face it,
we're a team on this.

779
00:40:39,253 --> 00:40:41,920
Penny, if you want to be like
me, then you're going to have...

780
00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:43,521
I don't wanna be like you!

781
00:40:43,523 --> 00:40:45,257
Why would I wanna be like you?

782
00:40:45,259 --> 00:40:47,624
I don't wanna be some loser

783
00:40:47,626 --> 00:40:49,961
that looks like
a colorful Beetlejuice.

784
00:40:49,963 --> 00:40:52,063
Oh, sorry,
Julie Andrews just called.

785
00:40:52,065 --> 00:40:53,965
She said she wants
her voice back.

786
00:40:53,967 --> 00:40:56,266
We all know
you're actually from Wisconsin

787
00:40:56,268 --> 00:40:59,037
and you stay in this house
eating weird salads

788
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:00,706
and drinking alcohol

789
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,775
that doesn't get you
hammered fast enough.

790
00:41:02,777 --> 00:41:04,142
And you're like,

791
00:41:04,144 --> 00:41:07,278
"Oh! I better check
all my precious stocks

792
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,546
on the NASCAR index."

793
00:41:09,548 --> 00:41:10,916
And, "Oh, wait,

794
00:41:10,918 --> 00:41:14,318
let me just collect another
little boy's head,

795
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,289
or another dinosaur clitoris,

796
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:20,325
or another little statue
of a..."

797
00:41:20,327 --> 00:41:21,825
That's alive.

798
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:25,162
Yes, that is a Madagascan
blue panther chameleon.

799
00:41:25,164 --> 00:41:26,999
It's one of the last
of its kind.

800
00:41:27,001 --> 00:41:29,233
Is it?

801
00:41:29,235 --> 00:41:30,434
Just like you.

802
00:41:30,436 --> 00:41:32,036
Well, you know what, Jo?

803
00:41:32,038 --> 00:41:34,171
I don't give a crap if you're
a legend in the game.

804
00:41:34,173 --> 00:41:36,575
If you're not gonna pay me for
work that I've actually done,

805
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:37,675
then I'm out!

806
00:41:37,677 --> 00:41:39,311
Screw you, Medusa!

807
00:41:39,313 --> 00:41:41,079
I'm not Medusa.

808
00:41:44,851 --> 00:41:47,121
And she's gone.

809
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:19,550
Are you...
Are you all right, miss?

810
00:42:19,552 --> 00:42:22,287
Oh, is there a doctor
in the house?

811
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:24,354
Oh, somebody, please, help me!

812
00:42:24,356 --> 00:42:25,523
What are the signs
of a stroke?

813
00:42:25,525 --> 00:42:27,525
I can't feel my tits!

814
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,662
Goodness me!

815
00:42:31,664 --> 00:42:33,164
Are you all right, miss?

816
00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,566
Are you okay?

817
00:42:34,568 --> 00:42:36,804
She's all right.
Aren't you, sis?

818
00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:43,874
Yeah, I'm feeling
so much better, actually.

819
00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:46,845
Good on you. That's my chook.
Come on.

820
00:42:46,847 --> 00:42:48,546
Come on.
Let's get you up.

821
00:42:48,548 --> 00:42:49,847
- Yeah.
- No worries.

822
00:42:49,849 --> 00:42:51,081
I think it was
just a big burp.

823
00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:52,752
- You enjoy the sun.
- My pleasure.

824
00:42:53,387 --> 00:42:54,586
What's up, Jo?

825
00:42:54,588 --> 00:42:55,653
I thought
you were leaving, Pen.

826
00:42:55,655 --> 00:42:57,990
I was, and then...

827
00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:01,927
I just realized
this place is great.

828
00:43:01,929 --> 00:43:04,996
There just isn't room
for both of us

829
00:43:04,998 --> 00:43:06,697
in Beaumont-Sur-Mer.

830
00:43:06,699 --> 00:43:08,865
Mmm. Agree to unagree.

831
00:43:08,867 --> 00:43:12,070
This is my home

832
00:43:12,072 --> 00:43:14,373
and my place of work

833
00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:16,708
and you are a bull
in my china shop.

834
00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:20,412
Well, you don't really
affect my life that much.

835
00:43:20,414 --> 00:43:22,546
Oh, piss off,
you moonfaced troll!

836
00:43:22,548 --> 00:43:23,682
Whoa!

837
00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:25,282
Careful there.

838
00:43:25,284 --> 00:43:27,851
People might think you're more
than just an animatronic cocktease.

839
00:43:27,853 --> 00:43:28,855
Okay, come on.

840
00:43:32,057 --> 00:43:34,092
Ow! Arm!

841
00:43:34,094 --> 00:43:35,659
Hands off the merchandise.

842
00:43:35,661 --> 00:43:37,162
I bruise like a peach.

843
00:43:37,164 --> 00:43:39,630
Shall we settle this
with a friendly wager?

844
00:43:39,632 --> 00:43:40,865
Like a turf war?

845
00:43:40,867 --> 00:43:42,766
Whoever wins gets dibs
on the town?

846
00:43:42,768 --> 00:43:45,735
Loser leaves for good.

847
00:43:45,737 --> 00:43:47,005
Well, what's the bet?

848
00:43:47,007 --> 00:43:48,206
We choose a man.

849
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:51,041
First to extract a set sum
from him wins.

850
00:43:51,043 --> 00:43:53,744
That sounds like a party.
Yeah, how much?

851
00:43:53,746 --> 00:43:56,481
How about your net worth?
500,000?

852
00:43:56,483 --> 00:43:57,648
Oh, I'm sorry.

853
00:43:57,650 --> 00:43:59,816
Is that too rich
for your blood?

854
00:43:59,818 --> 00:44:01,019
Are you kidding?

855
00:44:01,021 --> 00:44:05,088
My blood is, like,
98% white chocolate mousse.

856
00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:07,992
So, I can...
I can handle it, yeah.

857
00:44:07,994 --> 00:44:09,094
Who's the mark?

858
00:44:11,498 --> 00:44:13,430
<i>Monsieur!</i>

859
00:44:13,432 --> 00:44:15,735
How about that guy?

860
00:44:16,402 --> 00:44:17,735
He's 12.

861
00:44:17,737 --> 00:44:19,771
Ah, too young for your blood?

862
00:44:19,773 --> 00:44:21,305
Guillaume?

863
00:44:21,307 --> 00:44:24,409
Is that boy
a guest at the hotel?

864
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,010
Yes, that is
Thomas Westerberg.

865
00:44:26,012 --> 00:44:28,746
He is the inventor of YaBurnt.

866
00:44:28,748 --> 00:44:30,514
- Shut my back door.
- What? Why?

867
00:44:30,516 --> 00:44:32,985
What is YaBurnt?

868
00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:34,351
Honestly?

869
00:44:34,353 --> 00:44:36,054
Jo, are you, like,
100 years old?

870
00:44:36,056 --> 00:44:38,990
It's, like, this really cool app
where it sends all your friends

871
00:44:38,992 --> 00:44:40,124
these disgusting insults

872
00:44:40,126 --> 00:44:41,592
and then they disappear
after 10 seconds.

873
00:44:41,594 --> 00:44:42,860
Why would anyone want that?

874
00:44:42,862 --> 00:44:45,097
Why would anyone
want Christmas, either?

875
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:48,266
So, he's a tech millionaire?

876
00:44:48,268 --> 00:44:50,133
Billionaire, I bet.

877
00:44:50,135 --> 00:44:51,204
So, do we have a deal?

878
00:44:51,804 --> 00:44:52,936
One week.

879
00:44:52,938 --> 00:44:54,674
May the best con win.

880
00:45:17,864 --> 00:45:21,168
Hey, uh, do you mind if I
spin the thingy next round?

881
00:45:23,369 --> 00:45:26,470
Okay. That's your job.

882
00:45:26,472 --> 00:45:27,675
Shut up, Thomas.

883
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,213
- <i>Monsieur.</i>
- Yes?

884
00:45:36,215 --> 00:45:37,550
Please place your bets.

885
00:45:51,664 --> 00:45:52,900
No more bets.

886
00:45:56,936 --> 00:45:59,039
Eighteen red.

887
00:46:03,376 --> 00:46:04,608
Sorry, comin' through.

888
00:46:04,610 --> 00:46:06,077
Sorry, excuse me.

889
00:46:06,079 --> 00:46:07,845
- My goodness!
- Sorry, miss, please.

890
00:46:07,847 --> 00:46:11,516
Oi, blind person here.
Move! Move!

891
00:46:11,518 --> 00:46:13,150
Yeah.

892
00:46:13,152 --> 00:46:14,187
Yeah.

893
00:46:15,088 --> 00:46:16,854
Oh. Pardon the intrusion,

894
00:46:16,856 --> 00:46:18,255
but could somebody tell me

895
00:46:18,257 --> 00:46:19,891
if there's an empty chair
at this table?

896
00:46:19,893 --> 00:46:21,925
No, <i>mademoiselle.</i>
The table is full.

897
00:46:21,927 --> 00:46:23,595
Oh. Okey-dokey.

898
00:46:23,597 --> 00:46:26,597
No, miss. Miss? Excuse me.
You can have my chair.

899
00:46:26,599 --> 00:46:27,965
Oh, a hero.

900
00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:29,700
Oh, but it's not necessary.

901
00:46:29,702 --> 00:46:31,970
Perhaps if, um,
this person scoots over,

902
00:46:31,972 --> 00:46:33,938
we could just squeeze in
another chair.

903
00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:36,206
- Yeah, sure.
- Do you mind, sir?

904
00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:38,275
Would you mind just, um...

905
00:46:38,277 --> 00:46:39,776
Right behind you.

906
00:46:39,778 --> 00:46:41,878
- Oh.
- There you go.

907
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,414
- Thank you.
- All right?

908
00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:45,583
Wow. What wonderful
blind person etiquette.

909
00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,052
My nana was blind.

910
00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:48,619
Was she?

911
00:46:48,621 --> 00:46:49,922
I had no idea.

912
00:46:50,889 --> 00:46:51,988
Research.

913
00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:53,657
Please place your bets.

914
00:46:53,659 --> 00:46:56,228
Oh. Do you want me
to place a bet for you?

915
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,295
Yeah, could you?

916
00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:59,664
- Yeah, of course.
- But can you choose?

917
00:46:59,666 --> 00:47:01,798
I feel like I need somebody
else's luck right now.

918
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,467
- Sure.
- Okay.

919
00:47:03,469 --> 00:47:05,271
All right,
keep your fingers crossed.

920
00:47:07,806 --> 00:47:08,808
No more bets.

921
00:47:10,643 --> 00:47:11,809
Twenty-one red.

922
00:47:11,811 --> 00:47:12,909
How did we do?

923
00:47:12,911 --> 00:47:14,979
We lost. I'm so sorry.

924
00:47:14,981 --> 00:47:17,148
- What?
- Yeah, it happens.

925
00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,652
That was my last chance.

926
00:47:19,351 --> 00:47:21,318
Last chance? For...

927
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,822
Wait! Miss!

928
00:47:23,422 --> 00:47:24,856
Miss, wait. Miss?

929
00:47:24,858 --> 00:47:26,291
<i>Monsieur,</i> your chips.

930
00:47:26,293 --> 00:47:28,092
Oh, yeah, thank you.

931
00:47:31,965 --> 00:47:33,667
Thank you, thank you. Sorry.

932
00:47:35,168 --> 00:47:36,766
Thank you. Miss!

933
00:47:39,505 --> 00:47:41,141
Miss! Miss?

934
00:47:41,974 --> 00:47:43,043
Your winnings.

935
00:47:47,514 --> 00:47:50,447
Miss! Miss? Miss?
Excuse me? Hi.

936
00:47:50,449 --> 00:47:51,782
You left your cane.

937
00:47:51,784 --> 00:47:53,717
Oh, thanks
for bringing it back.

938
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:56,019
I'm so embarrassed. Did I,
like, cause a big scene?

939
00:47:56,021 --> 00:47:58,690
No, no. It's okay. But you
said something in there.

940
00:47:58,692 --> 00:48:01,059
You said that that was
your last chance.

941
00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:03,628
- What for?
- To help my sister.

942
00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:05,898
- Oh.
- She's my baby sister.

943
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:08,934
- Oh.
- You're looking at a picture

944
00:48:08,936 --> 00:48:10,367
of a really hot girl, right?

945
00:48:10,369 --> 00:48:13,670
Uh... Yes. Yeah, I am.

946
00:48:13,672 --> 00:48:15,508
Are my eyes tearing up?

947
00:48:16,876 --> 00:48:18,644
'Cause sometimes I can't tell.

948
00:48:24,684 --> 00:48:26,650
At least you won big, huh?

949
00:48:26,652 --> 00:48:28,151
Not yet.

950
00:48:28,153 --> 00:48:31,755
Go and see what big-titted
Russell Crowe is up to.

951
00:48:31,757 --> 00:48:33,023
<i>Here.
Here you go, Penny.</i>

952
00:48:33,025 --> 00:48:34,860
No, no, no, Thomas.
I cannot take that.

953
00:48:34,862 --> 00:48:37,427
- Yes, you can, Penny.
- No, I can't.

954
00:48:37,429 --> 00:48:38,762
Penny, you have to.

955
00:48:38,764 --> 00:48:41,898
Your sister needs that
final cleft palate surgery.

956
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:44,202
Yeah, she does.

957
00:48:44,204 --> 00:48:46,037
- Penny...
- Hmm?

958
00:48:46,039 --> 00:48:47,070
What about you?

959
00:48:47,072 --> 00:48:48,773
What do you mean,
what about me?

960
00:48:48,775 --> 00:48:51,775
Well, do you mind
if I ask you how you...

961
00:48:51,777 --> 00:48:53,177
got blind?

962
00:48:53,179 --> 00:48:54,181
Yeah.

963
00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:58,916
My condition is 100% mental.

964
00:48:58,918 --> 00:49:00,717
Hysterical blindness?

965
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,253
It's not that funny to me,
Thomas.

966
00:49:02,255 --> 00:49:04,289
No, I know. What I mean is,

967
00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:06,858
it means there's hope for you
to see again.

968
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:07,992
Right?

969
00:49:07,994 --> 00:49:10,628
People say that,
but I've tried everything.

970
00:49:10,630 --> 00:49:12,896
Hypnosis, drugs...

971
00:49:12,898 --> 00:49:15,099
I even hired this guy Barry
to follow me around

972
00:49:15,101 --> 00:49:17,635
and scare me
in parking structures.

973
00:49:17,637 --> 00:49:19,302
He'd just be like, "Hey!"

974
00:49:20,572 --> 00:49:23,575
Turns out this is not like
having the hiccups.

975
00:49:23,577 --> 00:49:25,275
Well, there must be something.

976
00:49:25,277 --> 00:49:29,213
Well, there is, like,
this one psychologist,

977
00:49:29,215 --> 00:49:30,782
up in this clinic in Germany,

978
00:49:30,784 --> 00:49:33,650
that does, like,
really cutting-edge stuff.

979
00:49:33,652 --> 00:49:35,753
But it's so expensive.

980
00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:37,590
Well, how much
does this doctor charge?

981
00:49:38,458 --> 00:49:39,958
$500,000.

982
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,958
- Damn!
- I know!

983
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,664
But Dr. Schauffhaussen
is that gifted.

984
00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:47,932
Forget about it.

985
00:49:47,934 --> 00:49:49,633
What is sight worth, anyways?

986
00:49:49,635 --> 00:49:51,771
$500,000?

987
00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:53,440
Seems so.

988
00:49:59,512 --> 00:50:01,515
She's using all your tricks!

989
00:50:02,682 --> 00:50:04,182
Fine.

990
00:50:04,184 --> 00:50:05,652
Let's use some of hers.

991
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,789
But enough about me.
Let's talk about you.

992
00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:12,090
What's your story?

993
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:14,124
No, well, no story, really.

994
00:50:14,126 --> 00:50:17,595
These French investor guys,
uh, flew me out here,

995
00:50:17,597 --> 00:50:19,496
I guess to hear
about my new venture.

996
00:50:19,498 --> 00:50:21,298
- Oh.
- But I'm starting to feel like

997
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:23,099
they just want
another YaBurnt.

998
00:50:23,101 --> 00:50:24,769
- Ya-what?
- YaBurnt.

999
00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:26,871
It's an app that I designed.

1000
00:50:26,873 --> 00:50:29,706
Oh.
Like an appetizer?

1001
00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,476
I love 'em
when they're bottomless.

1002
00:50:33,179 --> 00:50:34,181
That's good!

1003
00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:38,849
- No, not an appetizer.
- Oh.

1004
00:50:38,851 --> 00:50:41,820
An app like an application
for a smartphone.

1005
00:50:41,822 --> 00:50:43,019
Oh, okay.

1006
00:50:43,021 --> 00:50:44,889
But my new concept,

1007
00:50:44,891 --> 00:50:49,994
it's something that I think
could really help people...

1008
00:50:49,996 --> 00:50:54,735
if anyone would actually
listen to what I have in mind.

1009
00:50:56,036 --> 00:50:57,367
I get it.

1010
00:50:57,369 --> 00:50:58,804
You're a really kind guy.

1011
00:50:59,505 --> 00:51:00,740
I could see that...

1012
00:51:02,141 --> 00:51:03,644
If only I could see.

1013
00:51:04,476 --> 00:51:05,545
Penny...

1014
00:51:07,313 --> 00:51:10,414
Penny, what is the name of
that doctor you told me about?

1015
00:51:10,416 --> 00:51:11,516
Oh, um...

1016
00:51:11,518 --> 00:51:12,719
Doctor...

1017
00:51:14,987 --> 00:51:16,153
Schauffhaussen.

1018
00:51:16,155 --> 00:51:17,554
- Schauffhaussen.
- Schauffhaussen.

1019
00:51:17,556 --> 00:51:19,724
How do you spell that?
Is that S-C-H?

1020
00:51:19,726 --> 00:51:22,392
- Sure.
- Okay.

1021
00:51:22,394 --> 00:51:23,494
Wait, what are you doing?

1022
00:51:23,496 --> 00:51:24,865
I'm looking him up online.

1023
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:28,599
Not much is known
about the good doctor.

1024
00:51:28,601 --> 00:51:30,568
I hear he's a recluse.

1025
00:51:30,570 --> 00:51:31,936
No, I found his website.

1026
00:51:31,938 --> 00:51:33,704
- Really?
- Awesome.

1027
00:51:33,706 --> 00:51:35,273
Whoa.

1028
00:51:35,275 --> 00:51:36,677
No, here's an e-mail address.

1029
00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:39,443
Okay, you're kidding me.

1030
00:51:39,445 --> 00:51:40,610
Whoa. No way.

1031
00:51:40,612 --> 00:51:42,380
- Yeah.
- No way.

1032
00:51:42,382 --> 00:51:44,715
I've sent something.
There we go.

1033
00:51:44,717 --> 00:51:46,851
- See what happens.
- Thomas, no, you...

1034
00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:48,219
- Oh...
- No.

1035
00:51:48,221 --> 00:51:50,220
You really shouldn't have.

1036
00:51:50,222 --> 00:51:51,956
Let's not get our hopes up.

1037
00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:53,090
Okay.

1038
00:51:53,092 --> 00:51:54,525
He responded!

1039
00:51:54,527 --> 00:51:56,126
Of course he did.

1040
00:51:56,128 --> 00:51:57,596
Oh,
it's an out-of-office reply.

1041
00:51:58,565 --> 00:51:59,697
Oh.

1042
00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:01,268
Let's see
if he's on social media.

1043
00:52:02,635 --> 00:52:03,735
Oh, my God.

1044
00:52:03,737 --> 00:52:05,739
- No way! Oh, my God.
- What?

1045
00:52:16,882 --> 00:52:18,749
Uh, excuse me, sir?

1046
00:52:18,751 --> 00:52:21,552
Hi. Uh, hi. My name's Thomas

1047
00:52:21,554 --> 00:52:25,490
and my friend Penny really,
really needs your help.

1048
00:52:25,492 --> 00:52:28,392
I just saw your photo
on Instagram,

1049
00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:29,626
and I had to come find you.

1050
00:52:29,628 --> 00:52:31,595
This is beyond coincidence.

1051
00:52:31,597 --> 00:52:35,231
It means something
that you're here. Um...

1052
00:52:35,233 --> 00:52:37,269
So, what do you say,
Dr. Schauffhaussen?

1053
00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:39,772
Will you help my friend?

1054
00:52:50,983 --> 00:52:52,849
Siri, I need to learn German.

1055
00:52:52,851 --> 00:52:55,087
That is not German.

1056
00:52:57,322 --> 00:52:58,623
That is Dutch.

1057
00:52:58,625 --> 00:53:00,958
Oh, um...

1058
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,892
Hi, we met
at the roulette table.

1059
00:53:02,894 --> 00:53:04,862
That is incorrect.
We did not meet.

1060
00:53:04,864 --> 00:53:06,530
Otherwise,
you would know that I...

1061
00:53:06,532 --> 00:53:07,867
You're Dr. Schauffhaussen?

1062
00:53:09,668 --> 00:53:11,538
Precisely.

1063
00:53:22,215 --> 00:53:23,680
<i>Auf Wiedersehen.</i>

1064
00:53:23,682 --> 00:53:26,416
No, wait, Dr. Schauffhaussen.
I'm sorry if I offended you.

1065
00:53:26,418 --> 00:53:27,784
I am not offended.

1066
00:53:27,786 --> 00:53:29,186
It's just that
I looked you up online,

1067
00:53:29,188 --> 00:53:30,688
I couldn't find a photo

1068
00:53:30,690 --> 00:53:31,889
and, I don't know,

1069
00:53:31,891 --> 00:53:33,893
I just didn't think
you would be a woman.

1070
00:53:35,362 --> 00:53:36,661
I am offended now.

1071
00:53:36,663 --> 00:53:38,563
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1072
00:53:38,565 --> 00:53:41,568
Please don't punish Penny
for my sexism.

1073
00:53:42,034 --> 00:53:44,135
Penny?

1074
00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:46,470
Is this Penny from
Cootamundra, Australia?

1075
00:53:46,472 --> 00:53:47,905
Yes! Yeah, that's her.

1076
00:53:47,907 --> 00:53:51,577
I remember her letters.
Such a tragic case.

1077
00:53:52,777 --> 00:53:55,012
- Good luck to you both.
- Wait.

1078
00:53:55,014 --> 00:53:56,713
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
what do I have to do

1079
00:53:56,715 --> 00:53:58,715
to get you to
see her here, tonight?

1080
00:53:58,717 --> 00:54:00,818
- Young man...
- Thomas.

1081
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,186
Thomas,
it would be inappropriate

1082
00:54:03,188 --> 00:54:04,521
and unprofessional of me

1083
00:54:04,523 --> 00:54:06,055
to see patients
while on my holiday.

1084
00:54:06,057 --> 00:54:08,025
Well, if it's a matter
of money, I can...

1085
00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:09,894
You haven't given her
any money, have you?

1086
00:54:09,896 --> 00:54:12,028
Well, some.
But just for her sister.

1087
00:54:12,030 --> 00:54:15,900
You must not,
under any circumstances,

1088
00:54:15,902 --> 00:54:17,901
give the patient money.

1089
00:54:17,903 --> 00:54:19,704
Otherwise,
this reinforces the notion

1090
00:54:19,706 --> 00:54:20,771
that she's totally disabled

1091
00:54:20,773 --> 00:54:22,675
rendering the treatment kaput!

1092
00:54:23,543 --> 00:54:26,276
Wait, so you will treat her?

1093
00:54:26,278 --> 00:54:29,213
I agree
to an initial examination.

1094
00:54:29,215 --> 00:54:31,852
- Yes!
- I am too much the softie.

1095
00:54:32,452 --> 00:54:33,854
Where is she now?

1096
00:54:40,025 --> 00:54:41,027
Penny?

1097
00:54:44,429 --> 00:54:47,632
Coming.
Just one second! One sec.

1098
00:54:47,634 --> 00:54:49,802
I've got
a surprise for ya.

1099
00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:53,704
- Thomas, where did you go?
- Yeah?

1100
00:54:53,706 --> 00:54:55,807
You'll never guess
who I found.

1101
00:54:55,809 --> 00:54:58,077
- Who?
- Who do you think?

1102
00:54:59,612 --> 00:55:02,983
It's Dr. Frederika
Schauffhaussen.

1103
00:55:04,449 --> 00:55:06,483
Oh, she can't believe it!

1104
00:55:06,485 --> 00:55:08,586
Believe it, <i>Fraulein.</i>

1105
00:55:08,588 --> 00:55:12,724
I am here to help you,
dear girl.

1106
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,592
Dr. Schauffhaussen was having
dinner at the hotel tonight.

1107
00:55:15,594 --> 00:55:18,929
I saw her Insta post.
Isn't it incredible?

1108
00:55:18,931 --> 00:55:20,130
Incredible.

1109
00:55:20,132 --> 00:55:21,632
I must make
my assessment of the patient.

1110
00:55:21,634 --> 00:55:22,733
- Thomas?
- Yes?

1111
00:55:22,735 --> 00:55:24,237
I require a chair.

1112
00:55:26,806 --> 00:55:28,137
A warning.

1113
00:55:28,139 --> 00:55:31,243
My methods are unorthodox.

1114
00:55:32,577 --> 00:55:33,579
You understand?

1115
00:55:34,347 --> 00:55:35,612
- Yes.
- Thank you.

1116
00:55:35,614 --> 00:55:37,148
Remove your person
from the treatment space.

1117
00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:39,249
Oh. Okay, uh, here?

1118
00:55:44,757 --> 00:55:45,759
Sit.

1119
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:50,795
So, you can see
absolutely nothing?

1120
00:55:50,797 --> 00:55:53,530
No shapes, no light, no color?

1121
00:55:53,532 --> 00:55:55,599
No, nothing at all.
That's what I said...

1122
00:55:55,601 --> 00:55:56,670
Silence!

1123
00:55:58,103 --> 00:55:59,304
Hey, I need that.

1124
00:55:59,306 --> 00:56:02,206
You will no longer use
this crutch of the mind.

1125
00:56:04,543 --> 00:56:07,280
Stubborn like the patient.

1126
00:56:09,648 --> 00:56:11,347
I see.

1127
00:56:11,349 --> 00:56:14,320
You do not, but I see.

1128
00:56:18,891 --> 00:56:20,360
Has the test started yet?

1129
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:21,961
Impressive.

1130
00:56:22,829 --> 00:56:24,494
Okay, Penny.

1131
00:56:24,496 --> 00:56:26,031
How about this?

1132
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:39,245
I am funneling the air
directly into your eye cavity.

1133
00:56:41,813 --> 00:56:43,646
My mouth hole is very narrow.

1134
00:56:43,648 --> 00:56:45,417
You should
not be feeling this.

1135
00:56:55,327 --> 00:56:57,096
I just smell salmon.

1136
00:56:59,797 --> 00:57:01,498
It's very interesting.

1137
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:05,572
The body reacts,
but the mind does not.

1138
00:57:07,873 --> 00:57:10,740
Penny, I would like you
to have a little snack.

1139
00:57:10,742 --> 00:57:13,276
But you must guess the food
that you're eating, <i>ja?</i>

1140
00:57:13,278 --> 00:57:15,114
Yeah,
that sounds easy enough.

1141
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,422
I will ready the snack.

1142
00:57:50,115 --> 00:57:51,248
Okay, Penny.

1143
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,050
Here comes
the choo-choo train.

1144
00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:56,155
Open wide.

1145
00:57:56,755 --> 00:57:58,391
Aah...

1146
00:58:03,929 --> 00:58:05,829
What is that?

1147
00:58:05,831 --> 00:58:07,865
A french fry.

1148
00:58:07,867 --> 00:58:10,003
Mmm. Can I have another one?

1149
00:58:12,405 --> 00:58:14,671
You are
a very good blind person.

1150
00:58:14,673 --> 00:58:16,441
As such, you must surely know

1151
00:58:16,443 --> 00:58:19,008
the number of steps
between you and the door.

1152
00:58:19,010 --> 00:58:20,309
Uh-huh.

1153
00:58:20,311 --> 00:58:24,113
And the number from the door
to the elevator.

1154
00:58:24,115 --> 00:58:26,583
Because this is how the visually
impaired function in the world.

1155
00:58:26,585 --> 00:58:29,854
Otherwise you would be running
into things all the time, <i>ja?</i>

1156
00:58:29,856 --> 00:58:32,423
Yeah, I know all the steps.

1157
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,426
<i>Ja.</i>

1158
00:58:34,159 --> 00:58:36,427
Okay, Penny.

1159
00:58:36,429 --> 00:58:37,595
I have opened the door.

1160
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,929
An unobstructed path exists.

1161
00:58:39,931 --> 00:58:43,867
I want you to run
full-speed down hallway

1162
00:58:43,869 --> 00:58:46,137
and stop in front
of the elevator.

1163
00:58:46,139 --> 00:58:47,505
You can do this, then, <i>ja?</i>

1164
00:58:47,507 --> 00:58:49,706
Yeah, well, of course, then.

1165
00:58:49,708 --> 00:58:51,874
Yeah, it's pretty simple
for a blind person

1166
00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:54,510
to just run
in a straight line, so...

1167
00:58:55,614 --> 00:58:58,350
As fast as you can. Go!

1168
00:58:59,485 --> 00:59:01,653
- Um, now?
- <i>Ja!</i>

1169
00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:09,461
Penny!

1170
00:59:10,896 --> 00:59:12,465
I will take the case.

1171
00:59:26,179 --> 00:59:28,211
Come, Thomas,
I give you a tour.

1172
00:59:28,213 --> 00:59:29,215
Okay.

1173
00:59:30,550 --> 00:59:32,152
- Should we... Oh.
- Come.

1174
00:59:32,719 --> 00:59:34,150
Quickly now.

1175
00:59:34,152 --> 00:59:35,686
- But what about...
- Thank you.

1176
00:59:35,688 --> 00:59:37,021
Is this it?

1177
00:59:37,023 --> 00:59:39,155
Hello?

1178
00:59:39,157 --> 00:59:40,259
We're here?

1179
00:59:42,628 --> 00:59:44,163
Hello? Uh...

1180
00:59:47,065 --> 00:59:48,231
Oh, it's on.

1181
00:59:48,233 --> 00:59:50,666
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
about your fee.

1182
00:59:50,668 --> 00:59:52,403
I have to move
a few things around,

1183
00:59:52,405 --> 00:59:54,271
but I'll have it for you
really soon.

1184
00:59:54,273 --> 00:59:55,706
- Oh.
- Hey, guys?

1185
00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,778
I think somebody accidentally
locked the front door.

1186
01:00:00,045 --> 01:00:03,112
Guys? Guys, are you there?

1187
01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:06,583
Whoa! Uh, sorry!

1188
01:00:06,585 --> 01:00:09,519
I hope that wasn't a priceless
work of art or anything!

1189
01:00:09,521 --> 01:00:10,887
What if she gets hurt
out there?

1190
01:00:10,889 --> 01:00:13,691
This is precisely why
we do not intervene, Thomas.

1191
01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:16,459
Negative reinforcement
is the prescription.

1192
01:00:16,461 --> 01:00:19,563
It is our job, yours <i>und</i> mine,

1193
01:00:19,565 --> 01:00:20,798
- to have fun.
- Fun?

1194
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,932
- Fun.
- Okay.

1195
01:00:22,934 --> 01:00:25,270
You're thinking
I am loony tune, <i>ja?</i>

1196
01:00:26,105 --> 01:00:29,039
- I am not.
- No?

1197
01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:32,075
If we do this in front
of Penny, have the fun,

1198
01:00:32,077 --> 01:00:34,610
she will want nothing
more than to join us

1199
01:00:34,612 --> 01:00:36,949
in our seeing fun.

1200
01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:38,782
Yeah.

1201
01:00:38,784 --> 01:00:41,621
Why do I smell clinical
strength lady douche wipes?

1202
01:00:42,788 --> 01:00:43,954
Oh.

1203
01:00:43,956 --> 01:00:45,592
Very strong.

1204
01:00:46,824 --> 01:00:50,094
No pity, Thomas. Only fun.

1205
01:00:50,096 --> 01:00:52,329
I also smell early menopause.

1206
01:00:52,331 --> 01:00:53,500
Now, the house.

1207
01:01:04,277 --> 01:01:06,309
Why are we doing this again?

1208
01:01:06,311 --> 01:01:09,146
Just as you take
Thomas's arm when we walk,

1209
01:01:09,148 --> 01:01:11,615
so you take my leash
when we ride.

1210
01:01:11,617 --> 01:01:13,617
That makes zero sense.

1211
01:01:13,619 --> 01:01:15,321
A hill approaches.

1212
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,458
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

1213
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:23,427
<i>- Merci.
- Merci, merci.</i>

1214
01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:25,262
This Cabernet.
Oh, I love this one.

1215
01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:27,498
It turns quite chewy,

1216
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:30,434
- <i>und</i> you can really taste oak.
- Can I have some?

1217
01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:33,172
Oh. Of course, Penny.
You may have some of mine.

1218
01:01:34,172 --> 01:01:35,274
Oh.

1219
01:01:37,175 --> 01:01:39,342
Is there a glass here?

1220
01:01:39,344 --> 01:01:40,543
You may drink the wine

1221
01:01:40,545 --> 01:01:43,048
when you see the glass
well enough to seize it.

1222
01:01:47,452 --> 01:01:50,653
Oh. Oh, God. Did I spill
something just now?

1223
01:01:52,557 --> 01:01:54,224
Oh, I'm so clumsy.

1224
01:01:54,226 --> 01:01:57,293
Dr. Schauffhaussen,
um, let me help you.

1225
01:01:57,295 --> 01:01:59,061
Oh, no. I feel terrible.

1226
01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,799
Did I spill wine on your...

1227
01:02:14,579 --> 01:02:15,679
Waiter!

1228
01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:30,528
Uh, are you sure that
this is helping Penny?

1229
01:02:30,530 --> 01:02:33,530
Oh, trust me,
this is for Penny's sake.

1230
01:02:33,532 --> 01:02:34,597
Okay.

1231
01:02:34,599 --> 01:02:36,432
You should see us, Penny.

1232
01:02:36,434 --> 01:02:38,601
Thomas and I are dancing.

1233
01:02:38,603 --> 01:02:40,371
Oh, I wish I could.

1234
01:02:40,373 --> 01:02:43,740
But you can, Penny. You can.

1235
01:02:43,742 --> 01:02:45,508
Yeah, I could also
eat my own shit,

1236
01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:46,911
but I'm not doing that either.

1237
01:02:46,913 --> 01:02:49,949
It's okay, I'll just stand
here minding your bag.

1238
01:02:52,451 --> 01:02:55,351
She's got a fuzzbox
and knows how to use it.

1239
01:02:55,353 --> 01:02:56,519
Pardon?

1240
01:02:56,521 --> 01:02:58,121
Your friend with the bony ass

1241
01:02:58,123 --> 01:03:00,525
grinding away
on that poor boy.

1242
01:03:01,726 --> 01:03:02,892
Oh.

1243
01:03:02,894 --> 01:03:04,095
Yeah, I wouldn't mind so much.

1244
01:03:04,097 --> 01:03:06,162
It's just that he used to be
my boyfriend.

1245
01:03:06,164 --> 01:03:08,398
He was not!

1246
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,932
And she's my best friend.

1247
01:03:09,934 --> 01:03:11,938
She is not!

1248
01:03:13,070 --> 01:03:14,438
Oh, my God.

1249
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:18,141
Babe, you are, like,
actually blind.

1250
01:03:18,143 --> 01:03:19,642
Oh, babe.

1251
01:03:19,644 --> 01:03:21,545
Blind as in "can't see" blind?

1252
01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:24,280
It was when I lost my sight
that she moved in on him.

1253
01:03:24,282 --> 01:03:26,450
Shut up.

1254
01:03:26,452 --> 01:03:27,818
Watch us, Penny.

1255
01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:31,090
The way our bodies
move in unison.

1256
01:03:33,458 --> 01:03:34,925
So sensual.

1257
01:03:34,927 --> 01:03:37,594
Right. I'm hitting her
really hard in her vagina.

1258
01:03:37,596 --> 01:03:41,298
It's just if I could work out
some way to get him alone,

1259
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:43,534
then maybe he wouldn't
call off the wedding.

1260
01:03:43,536 --> 01:03:45,936
You leave it with us,
all right? I mean,

1261
01:03:45,938 --> 01:03:47,503
we are practically
professionals,

1262
01:03:47,505 --> 01:03:49,005
my little blind poppet.

1263
01:03:49,007 --> 01:03:50,942
Girls, toilet.

1264
01:04:03,088 --> 01:04:05,523
That color looks boss on you.

1265
01:04:05,525 --> 01:04:06,759
<i>Danke.</i>

1266
01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:12,796
What is this?

1267
01:04:12,798 --> 01:04:15,199
It's a little thing
we invented called Varma.

1268
01:04:15,201 --> 01:04:16,467
Karma.

1269
01:04:16,469 --> 01:04:17,537
Karma.

1270
01:04:19,271 --> 01:04:20,436
Oh, it is on.

1271
01:04:20,438 --> 01:04:22,841
It is on like Kim Kardashian.

1272
01:04:25,043 --> 01:04:26,709
- Is that nice?
- Yeah, you want some?

1273
01:04:26,711 --> 01:04:28,612
- Oh, uh, yeah, sure.
- Oh, sorry.

1274
01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:29,813
Uh...

1275
01:04:29,815 --> 01:04:31,882
Yeah. Thank you.

1276
01:04:31,884 --> 01:04:34,450
Uh, it's kinda weird
that Dr. Schauffhaussen

1277
01:04:34,452 --> 01:04:36,519
just disappeared
like that, right?

1278
01:04:36,521 --> 01:04:38,854
Germans are so spontaneous.

1279
01:04:38,856 --> 01:04:42,358
It's probably just part of her
crazy treatment plan.

1280
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,862
Yeah, don't give up
on that, Penny, okay?

1281
01:04:44,864 --> 01:04:46,195
I mean, I know that it's hard,

1282
01:04:46,197 --> 01:04:48,831
but there's so much that
you deserve to see.

1283
01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,233
Like this view,

1284
01:04:50,235 --> 01:04:52,034
and these lights,

1285
01:04:52,036 --> 01:04:53,470
and the face you make

1286
01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:54,871
when you think
I'm being a dork.

1287
01:04:54,873 --> 01:04:56,572
What, this one?

1288
01:04:56,574 --> 01:04:58,977
Yeah, that one.

1289
01:04:59,577 --> 01:05:00,744
But that one...

1290
01:05:00,746 --> 01:05:02,646
- That one's my favorite.
- What?

1291
01:05:02,648 --> 01:05:04,851
- That one.
- No, what?

1292
01:05:05,416 --> 01:05:07,117
Shut up.

1293
01:05:07,119 --> 01:05:08,818
Well, you'll just
have to take my word for it.

1294
01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:11,887
As the sole sighted person
between us,

1295
01:05:11,889 --> 01:05:13,658
you're beautiful, Penny.

1296
01:05:16,929 --> 01:05:19,530
Anyway, I'm sure
Dr. Schauffhaussen's gonna

1297
01:05:19,532 --> 01:05:21,398
break out
the big psychological guns

1298
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:24,333
once I actually
give her the fee.

1299
01:05:24,335 --> 01:05:28,070
Oh, um, yeah, about that.
I was gonna say to you,

1300
01:05:28,072 --> 01:05:29,840
is it possible
to give me the money

1301
01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:32,675
and then I'll just give it
to Dr. Schauffhaussen?

1302
01:05:32,677 --> 01:05:35,845
- Oh.
- I know this will sound silly,

1303
01:05:35,847 --> 01:05:38,749
but it would just make me feel
like I'm less of a charity case.

1304
01:05:38,751 --> 01:05:41,418
Totally. I completely
understand. I, um...

1305
01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:45,755
I just have to, uh,
sell the last of my stock.

1306
01:05:45,757 --> 01:05:48,224
Wait, don't you own, like,
the whole company?

1307
01:05:48,226 --> 01:05:51,126
You're, like, so rich.

1308
01:05:51,128 --> 01:05:52,762
- No.
- No?

1309
01:05:52,764 --> 01:05:54,063
No. Um...

1310
01:05:54,065 --> 01:05:56,700
The algorithm
for YaBurnt was mine,

1311
01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:59,436
but the seed investors
actually bought me out.

1312
01:05:59,438 --> 01:06:00,704
Yeah, for how much?

1313
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:02,606
A cool million.

1314
01:06:02,608 --> 01:06:06,642
Um, but I only have
400,000 left.

1315
01:06:06,644 --> 01:06:10,414
Uh, but it's okay. My nana's gonna...
She's gonna loan me the rest.

1316
01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:13,717
So, after you pay the
Dr. Schauffhaussen fee, you'd be broke?

1317
01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:15,284
Yeah, but it's fine.

1318
01:06:15,286 --> 01:06:17,220
Because I have
a lot of good ideas,

1319
01:06:17,222 --> 01:06:18,424
and hoodies are cheap.

1320
01:06:19,157 --> 01:06:20,257
I don't get it though.

1321
01:06:20,259 --> 01:06:21,825
Why would you
bankrupt yourself

1322
01:06:21,827 --> 01:06:23,959
for someone
you don't even know?

1323
01:06:23,961 --> 01:06:25,595
Like, I'm a stranger.

1324
01:06:25,597 --> 01:06:28,798
Well, my nana...

1325
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,400
My nana always said
that the best thing

1326
01:06:30,402 --> 01:06:31,934
money can do is good.

1327
01:06:31,936 --> 01:06:34,005
And you getting
to see again is good.

1328
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,344
Plus, you're not a stranger.

1329
01:06:39,311 --> 01:06:40,579
You're Penny.

1330
01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:42,982
Yes, I am.

1331
01:06:54,827 --> 01:06:56,162
Honey, I'm home.

1332
01:06:58,030 --> 01:06:59,429
Oh, please.

1333
01:06:59,431 --> 01:07:04,034
You think I can't handle
the Real Housewives of Essex?

1334
01:07:04,036 --> 01:07:06,537
It took a considerable
amount of limoncello

1335
01:07:06,539 --> 01:07:08,137
and several rounds
of arm wrestling,

1336
01:07:08,139 --> 01:07:09,775
but <i>c'est la vie.</i>

1337
01:07:10,643 --> 01:07:12,141
The bet's off, Jo.

1338
01:07:12,143 --> 01:07:13,644
Oh, don't go, Penny.

1339
01:07:13,646 --> 01:07:15,479
You've taught me
so much about love.

1340
01:07:15,481 --> 01:07:16,880
We need to find another mark.

1341
01:07:16,882 --> 01:07:18,615
No, absolutely not.

1342
01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:19,849
I have had about
as much of this

1343
01:07:19,851 --> 01:07:21,820
absurd interlude with you
as I can bear.

1344
01:07:24,655 --> 01:07:26,491
Those are decorative.

1345
01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:29,025
He's a good guy, Jo.

1346
01:07:29,027 --> 01:07:31,061
That's a moxy-noron, Pen.

1347
01:07:31,063 --> 01:07:33,162
Okay, you know,
back in the day

1348
01:07:33,164 --> 01:07:35,065
when I was just catfishing,

1349
01:07:35,067 --> 01:07:38,534
there was always this one
moment where I would decide,

1350
01:07:38,536 --> 01:07:40,172
"I'm gonna take your money."

1351
01:07:41,072 --> 01:07:42,572
And it wasn't when they fell

1352
01:07:42,574 --> 01:07:45,641
for the superficial
hot girl bait

1353
01:07:45,643 --> 01:07:48,545
or when they texted dick pics
like complete animals.

1354
01:07:48,547 --> 01:07:51,414
It was when
we'd meet up in person

1355
01:07:51,416 --> 01:07:53,152
and I'd come in

1356
01:07:53,818 --> 01:07:55,054
and he'd just

1357
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:57,889
look at me like that.

1358
01:08:02,226 --> 01:08:04,730
And that's when I'd decide
to rob him blind.

1359
01:08:06,699 --> 01:08:09,766
But when Thomas looks at me,
he doesn't do that.

1360
01:08:09,768 --> 01:08:12,101
He's just different.

1361
01:08:12,103 --> 01:08:13,802
He's a genuinely nice person.

1362
01:08:13,804 --> 01:08:15,673
Yeah, but we're not
nice women, Penny, are we?

1363
01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:17,541
And this isn't
a likability contest.

1364
01:08:17,543 --> 01:08:19,108
Lucky for you, 'cause I'd win.

1365
01:08:19,110 --> 01:08:20,209
Would you?

1366
01:08:20,211 --> 01:08:22,347
Please.
Thomas loves me.

1367
01:08:24,449 --> 01:08:26,615
He loves you?

1368
01:08:26,617 --> 01:08:28,851
Like, I mean he'll do
whatever I want.

1369
01:08:28,853 --> 01:08:31,289
Well, then it appears
we have our solution.

1370
01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:38,260
If you don't have
the stomach to take money

1371
01:08:38,262 --> 01:08:40,098
from your darling Thomas,

1372
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:43,067
darling Thomas
becomes the bet.

1373
01:08:43,069 --> 01:08:45,035
But I thought
you didn't nail your marks.

1374
01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:47,537
Evidently, we must up the ante
in this little game of ours.

1375
01:08:47,539 --> 01:08:49,738
Unless, of course,
you feel you're outmatched.

1376
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:52,442
Please.
Guys love asses,

1377
01:08:52,444 --> 01:08:54,981
but not when there's something
already stuck up there.

1378
01:08:56,148 --> 01:08:57,915
Then we're agreed.

1379
01:08:57,917 --> 01:08:59,919
Thomas is the bet.

1380
01:09:00,418 --> 01:09:01,420
Yeah.

1381
01:09:04,289 --> 01:09:05,323
Yeah.

1382
01:09:08,159 --> 01:09:09,927
Well, okay.

1383
01:09:09,929 --> 01:09:11,294
I should really get to bed,

1384
01:09:11,296 --> 01:09:14,330
'cause I've got such a big day
of seduction tomorrow.

1385
01:09:14,332 --> 01:09:16,299
Oh, absolutely.

1386
01:09:16,301 --> 01:09:17,733
How about a bedtime story?

1387
01:09:17,735 --> 01:09:20,072
- Oh, no, that's not necessary.
- Albert!

1388
01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:25,141
Oh. Hi.

1389
01:09:25,143 --> 01:09:27,611
- Thank you.
- Oh, that's not good.

1390
01:09:27,613 --> 01:09:29,478
I do so admire their spirit.

1391
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,013
Less so their spray tans.

1392
01:09:31,015 --> 01:09:32,115
Ladies.

1393
01:09:34,752 --> 01:09:36,419
All right, my babe.

1394
01:09:36,421 --> 01:09:37,423
Ah.

1395
01:09:39,591 --> 01:09:42,290
Oh, so you thought
you could play us, yeah?

1396
01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:43,393
Ladies, I can explain.

1397
01:09:43,395 --> 01:09:45,995
Babes, this is not
a good situation for you.

1398
01:09:45,997 --> 01:09:47,531
My cousin's got the blinds

1399
01:09:47,533 --> 01:09:48,697
- from the diabetes.
- Diabetes.

1400
01:09:48,699 --> 01:09:50,867
Don't go to the hotel now, Jo.

1401
01:09:50,869 --> 01:09:53,669
Give it the night. He'll be
more energetic in the morning.

1402
01:09:53,671 --> 01:09:55,104
Oh,
you're not going anywhere.

1403
01:09:55,106 --> 01:09:57,173
Ladies, pass me the superglue.

1404
01:10:06,384 --> 01:10:08,485
- Thomas.
- Dr. Schauffhaussen.

1405
01:10:08,487 --> 01:10:10,353
Please...

1406
01:10:10,355 --> 01:10:12,388
Call me Frederika.

1407
01:10:12,390 --> 01:10:13,889
Okay.

1408
01:10:13,891 --> 01:10:16,394
Oh, God. I'm sorry.

1409
01:10:17,395 --> 01:10:18,496
Come on in.

1410
01:10:19,030 --> 01:10:20,131
Um...

1411
01:10:28,206 --> 01:10:29,208
Thank you.

1412
01:10:30,574 --> 01:10:33,210
A little treat for us.

1413
01:10:33,212 --> 01:10:36,013
We've been working so hard
for sweet Penny.

1414
01:10:36,015 --> 01:10:39,516
We deserve to be
a little selfish, <i>ja?</i>

1415
01:10:39,518 --> 01:10:41,351
Some say these
are an aphrodisiac.

1416
01:10:41,353 --> 01:10:42,686
- Oh, no, thank...
- Oh!

1417
01:10:42,688 --> 01:10:44,720
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry, Doctor...

1418
01:10:44,722 --> 01:10:46,557
No! I got it.
It's fine, it's fine.

1419
01:10:46,559 --> 01:10:48,159
I got it, I got it. It's...

1420
01:11:02,806 --> 01:11:03,809
Thank you.

1421
01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:08,077
Thomas...

1422
01:11:08,079 --> 01:11:09,981
I must be candid.

1423
01:11:11,015 --> 01:11:13,318
I'm here
under false pretenses.

1424
01:11:15,386 --> 01:11:17,022
- You are?
- <i>Ja.</i>

1425
01:11:20,024 --> 01:11:21,092
Okay.

1426
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:32,702
I hope
this isn't inappropriate,

1427
01:11:32,704 --> 01:11:34,937
but would you help me
with <i>mein</i> coding?

1428
01:11:34,939 --> 01:11:36,205
<i>"Mein</i> coding"?

1429
01:11:36,207 --> 01:11:38,273
<i>Ja,</i> I'm having trouble
with my website.

1430
01:11:38,275 --> 01:11:40,242
- Oh, coding!
- Hmm.

1431
01:11:40,244 --> 01:11:42,879
Yeah, sure. What seems
to be the problem?

1432
01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:43,916
Well...

1433
01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:48,384
When I use JavaScript,
the HTTP crawler

1434
01:11:48,386 --> 01:11:50,454
is not scraping
the metadata correctly

1435
01:11:50,456 --> 01:11:53,055
and I am losing
the CSS properties.

1436
01:11:53,057 --> 01:11:57,128
Well, did you try parsing the
CSS separately using regex?

1437
01:11:59,631 --> 01:12:01,296
I did not.

1438
01:12:01,298 --> 01:12:02,301
Hmm.

1439
01:12:07,939 --> 01:12:11,040
Fixed! Well, it's been
a really long day.

1440
01:12:11,042 --> 01:12:13,942
I'm exhausted, so I'm gonna...

1441
01:12:13,944 --> 01:12:17,780
Are you aware that
it is a full moon tonight?

1442
01:12:17,782 --> 01:12:19,482
Ah.

1443
01:12:19,484 --> 01:12:22,384
I love to feel the air
on my skin.

1444
01:12:22,386 --> 01:12:24,489
Right. Aren't you
kinda cold though?

1445
01:12:28,627 --> 01:12:30,293
What are you doin'?

1446
01:12:30,295 --> 01:12:32,961
I feel reckless tonight,
Thomas.

1447
01:12:32,963 --> 01:12:35,134
Okay, that's not funny.
Can you come inside now?

1448
01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:37,967
If I fell, would you catch me?

1449
01:12:37,969 --> 01:12:39,135
Stop it.

1450
01:12:39,137 --> 01:12:40,139
Don't.

1451
01:12:40,706 --> 01:12:41,707
Don't!

1452
01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:45,543
Oh!

1453
01:12:46,177 --> 01:12:47,242
Thomas.

1454
01:12:47,244 --> 01:12:48,844
- Dr. Schauffhaussen...
- Frederika.

1455
01:12:48,846 --> 01:12:50,478
You've taught me so much
about discipline...

1456
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:51,647
I can teach you more.

1457
01:12:51,649 --> 01:12:53,316
- ...and integrity.
- <i>Ja,</i> sure.

1458
01:12:53,318 --> 01:12:55,817
I think we should keep things
professional between us.

1459
01:12:55,819 --> 01:12:58,189
- Aw...
- For Penny's sake.

1460
01:13:01,326 --> 01:13:02,394
For Penny's sake?

1461
01:13:05,329 --> 01:13:06,465
Of course.

1462
01:13:08,065 --> 01:13:09,534
Well, I'll just...

1463
01:13:11,836 --> 01:13:12,838
Go.

1464
01:13:23,981 --> 01:13:25,050
<i>Auf Wiedersehen.</i>

1465
01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:28,653
Wait.

1466
01:13:39,230 --> 01:13:41,532
Mmm. Thomas.

1467
01:13:44,168 --> 01:13:48,437
Oh. Albert? Albert.
Hey, man.

1468
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:50,374
Um... Just a shot in the dark.

1469
01:13:50,376 --> 01:13:53,412
Do you happen to have
superglue remover?

1470
01:13:56,715 --> 01:13:58,417
Holy crap.
How did you have that?

1471
01:13:59,182 --> 01:14:00,616
Yeah, that's awesome.

1472
01:14:00,618 --> 01:14:02,121
Yes. Legend.

1473
01:14:03,122 --> 01:14:04,123
Uh...

1474
01:14:05,056 --> 01:14:06,157
Albert?

1475
01:14:07,391 --> 01:14:09,094
Oh, come on,
that's just cruel!

1476
01:14:26,145 --> 01:14:28,614
Ow!

1477
01:14:37,454 --> 01:14:39,423
Hey, you. Hey.

1478
01:14:39,425 --> 01:14:41,290
Do you know who
Josephine Chesterfield is?

1479
01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:42,759
Or Dr. Schauffhaussen?

1480
01:14:42,761 --> 01:14:44,494
<i>Oui, mademoiselle.</i>
We know all her aliases.

1481
01:14:44,496 --> 01:14:45,963
She's very generous.

1482
01:14:46,597 --> 01:14:47,666
Uh...

1483
01:14:49,434 --> 01:14:51,901
Hmm? All right,
so was she here last night?

1484
01:14:51,903 --> 01:14:54,303
<i>Oui,</i> with the tech boy.

1485
01:14:54,305 --> 01:14:56,942
Damn it. Okay, um...

1486
01:14:57,908 --> 01:14:59,409
Well, wait. When she left,

1487
01:14:59,411 --> 01:15:03,245
did she seem, like,
you know, satisfied?

1488
01:15:03,247 --> 01:15:05,680
Like, you know, like,
she'd got some?

1489
01:15:05,682 --> 01:15:07,583
- Oh, no.
- No?

1490
01:15:07,585 --> 01:15:09,020
She hasn't left yet.

1491
01:15:33,310 --> 01:15:36,847
Yeah, I know you won.
I'm getting outta here.

1492
01:15:36,849 --> 01:15:39,214
Uh... What did I...
What did I win?

1493
01:15:39,216 --> 01:15:41,817
Thomas,
what are you doing here?

1494
01:15:41,819 --> 01:15:44,822
I'm here
to say goodbye.

1495
01:15:46,123 --> 01:15:48,491
Where's Dr. Schauffhaussen,
then?

1496
01:15:48,493 --> 01:15:50,861
Um... I don't know.

1497
01:15:50,863 --> 01:15:53,629
This morning,
she kind of left in a hurry

1498
01:15:53,631 --> 01:15:55,968
and now I have to go.

1499
01:15:57,068 --> 01:15:58,835
The investors are, um,

1500
01:15:58,837 --> 01:15:59,902
they're flying me home.

1501
01:15:59,904 --> 01:16:01,437
I just needed to say,

1502
01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:03,706
Penny, you're the one genuine,

1503
01:16:03,708 --> 01:16:05,676
good thing that happened
to me here.

1504
01:16:10,347 --> 01:16:12,016
Anyway, um...

1505
01:16:14,051 --> 01:16:15,052
Bye, Penny.

1506
01:16:22,060 --> 01:16:23,562
Thomas, wait! Don't go!

1507
01:16:35,038 --> 01:16:36,375
Penny!

1508
01:16:37,609 --> 01:16:39,709
Oh, my God!
Penny, are you okay?

1509
01:16:39,711 --> 01:16:41,843
This has been a brutal week.

1510
01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:47,018
Dick.

1511
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,724
Wait, Penny,
could you just see Albert?

1512
01:16:53,725 --> 01:16:54,825
Uh...

1513
01:16:54,827 --> 01:16:56,962
Did you just look at me?
Can you see me?

1514
01:16:58,695 --> 01:17:00,263
Is your hair brownish?

1515
01:17:00,265 --> 01:17:01,934
Yes! Yes, it is!

1516
01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:04,200
Wait, Penny.

1517
01:17:04,202 --> 01:17:05,733
Can you read that?

1518
01:17:05,735 --> 01:17:07,370
No, that's in French.

1519
01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:09,138
Oh. Sorry.

1520
01:17:09,140 --> 01:17:10,572
What about this?

1521
01:17:10,574 --> 01:17:13,409
"Social anxiety. You're not
the problem, the world is."

1522
01:17:13,411 --> 01:17:15,579
Yes! Penny, you can see!

1523
01:17:15,581 --> 01:17:17,312
I can finally see your face!

1524
01:17:17,314 --> 01:17:20,449
- Oh, that's probably a bummer.
- No, come off it!

1525
01:17:20,451 --> 01:17:23,251
- You got such a nice face.
- Oh.

1526
01:17:23,253 --> 01:17:26,121
I guess
Dr. Schauffhaussen's money

1527
01:17:26,123 --> 01:17:27,525
was put to good use, huh?

1528
01:17:29,159 --> 01:17:31,393
What do you mean?

1529
01:17:31,395 --> 01:17:33,562
You didn't give her
the 500,000, did you?

1530
01:17:33,564 --> 01:17:34,830
Yeah, of course.

1531
01:17:34,832 --> 01:17:36,799
I wanted to make sure that
your treatment continued.

1532
01:17:36,801 --> 01:17:39,169
No, no. But that was
all that you had.

1533
01:17:39,171 --> 01:17:42,571
It was worth
every penny, Penny.

1534
01:17:45,844 --> 01:17:47,777
Wait a minute.
I don't understand.

1535
01:17:47,779 --> 01:17:50,179
You're giving me $500,000?

1536
01:17:50,181 --> 01:17:51,947
My sister just won
the lottery in Australia.

1537
01:17:51,949 --> 01:17:53,982
And she used my birthday
and my bra size,

1538
01:17:53,984 --> 01:17:55,184
so she owes me.

1539
01:17:55,186 --> 01:17:57,419
I can't let you cover
my medical expenses.

1540
01:17:57,421 --> 01:17:59,924
Well, regardless,
I cannot accept this.

1541
01:18:01,826 --> 01:18:03,625
Thomas, no, I insist.

1542
01:18:03,627 --> 01:18:04,862
Well, I resist.

1543
01:18:07,532 --> 01:18:10,333
Stop. It's a $2 transaction
fee every time.

1544
01:18:10,335 --> 01:18:12,835
Oh, shit. Well,
it's in your account now.

1545
01:18:12,837 --> 01:18:14,273
No take-backs.

1546
01:18:16,207 --> 01:18:17,305
Okay.

1547
01:18:17,307 --> 01:18:18,342
Penny...

1548
01:18:19,677 --> 01:18:21,878
Do you wanna come?

1549
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:24,213
- Come with me.
- I'm not coming with you.

1550
01:18:24,215 --> 01:18:25,317
Why not?

1551
01:18:26,516 --> 01:18:28,220
'Cause you don't know me.

1552
01:18:29,654 --> 01:18:31,056
Not the real me.

1553
01:18:32,524 --> 01:18:34,824
Well, I'd like to,

1554
01:18:34,826 --> 01:18:36,561
if you ever change your mind.

1555
01:18:45,837 --> 01:18:46,838
All right.

1556
01:18:56,247 --> 01:18:57,680
What have you done?

1557
01:18:57,682 --> 01:18:59,348
How could you let him leave?

1558
01:18:59,350 --> 01:19:00,650
What are you
talking about?

1559
01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:01,951
You won the bet.

1560
01:19:01,953 --> 01:19:04,019
Stop!

1561
01:19:04,021 --> 01:19:07,690
Come back! Come back!
Come back! No! No!

1562
01:19:10,561 --> 01:19:14,729
Aw, the plane didn't
stop for the crazy lady.

1563
01:19:14,731 --> 01:19:15,964
Here she comes.

1564
01:19:15,966 --> 01:19:20,805
Walk of shame. Walk of shame.
Walk of shame.

1565
01:19:21,706 --> 01:19:23,238
Last night I went to his room

1566
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:25,107
and, yes,
I tried to seduce him.

1567
01:19:25,109 --> 01:19:26,442
And I thought I was
getting somewhere, too,

1568
01:19:26,444 --> 01:19:27,744
because he turned out
the lights,

1569
01:19:27,746 --> 01:19:29,911
but it was only to show me
a PowerPoint presentation

1570
01:19:29,913 --> 01:19:31,246
all about his new app.

1571
01:19:31,248 --> 01:19:32,714
Once he had
finished his pitch,

1572
01:19:32,716 --> 01:19:34,215
I assumed we'd go to bed.

1573
01:19:34,217 --> 01:19:36,085
Then he said
he's bit of a germophobe,

1574
01:19:36,087 --> 01:19:38,454
so would I mind
taking a shower,

1575
01:19:38,456 --> 01:19:40,055
and I was insulted,

1576
01:19:40,057 --> 01:19:42,458
but I complied
for the sake of the bet.

1577
01:19:42,460 --> 01:19:44,727
And when I emerged, he was
gone, my clothes were gone,

1578
01:19:44,729 --> 01:19:46,129
my jewelry,
my phone, my laptop,

1579
01:19:46,131 --> 01:19:48,500
even my limited edition
Jimmy Choos!

1580
01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:53,438
Come off it.

1581
01:19:54,271 --> 01:19:55,604
You expect me to believe

1582
01:19:55,606 --> 01:19:59,041
that that kind guy tried to
jack your Jimmy Choos

1583
01:19:59,043 --> 01:20:01,477
when he just
returned to me $500,000

1584
01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:02,481
that I tried to give him?

1585
01:20:04,916 --> 01:20:07,250
Why did you give him $500,000?

1586
01:20:07,252 --> 01:20:09,718
Because that's the amount
you stole from him.

1587
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:10,954
No!

1588
01:20:10,956 --> 01:20:12,754
That is what I'm saying,
tits for brains!

1589
01:20:12,756 --> 01:20:14,123
I didn't steal from him.

1590
01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,728
I invested in his app!

1591
01:20:17,395 --> 01:20:18,460
How much?

1592
01:20:18,462 --> 01:20:21,664
$500,000.

1593
01:20:22,934 --> 01:20:24,069
It's from Thomas.

1594
01:20:24,636 --> 01:20:26,335
No!

1595
01:20:26,337 --> 01:20:28,271
Let me see! Let me see!

1596
01:20:28,273 --> 01:20:29,737
"Penny, I honestly meant
what I said just now,

1597
01:20:29,739 --> 01:20:30,906
but here's the thing.

1598
01:20:30,908 --> 01:20:33,409
Con artists make
the best marks of all.

1599
01:20:33,411 --> 01:20:36,644
I was taught that by my nana.
Or as you may know her...

1600
01:20:36,646 --> 01:20:38,013
Medusa."

1601
01:20:40,350 --> 01:20:41,616
That means...

1602
01:20:41,618 --> 01:20:43,652
You're Thomas's nana.

1603
01:20:43,654 --> 01:20:46,554
- Oh, you sick perv!
- No! Christ, Penny!

1604
01:20:46,556 --> 01:20:48,456
Clearly, Thomas's nana
was Medusa,

1605
01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,927
and she passed the torch on to
him and now he's the new Medusa.

1606
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,528
What is wrong with you?

1607
01:20:52,530 --> 01:20:54,899
He didn't transfer me
the Bitcoin back.

1608
01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:58,534
He still has my 500,000.

1609
01:20:58,536 --> 01:21:00,572
And my 500,000.

1610
01:21:02,606 --> 01:21:05,711
Did we just give that boy
a million dollars?

1611
01:21:06,911 --> 01:21:09,945
Are you kidding me?

1612
01:21:09,947 --> 01:21:11,946
- Of all the lying...
- No!

1613
01:21:11,948 --> 01:21:13,816
...two-faced, conniving,

1614
01:21:13,818 --> 01:21:15,818
- cheating, slimy...
- Dude, are you serious?

1615
01:21:15,820 --> 01:21:16,952
...millennial bastard
hacker grifter...

1616
01:21:16,954 --> 01:21:18,019
I'm so angry
and horny right now!

1617
01:21:18,021 --> 01:21:19,621
...shit-stain assholes,

1618
01:21:19,623 --> 01:21:21,193
he is the worst!

1619
01:21:27,231 --> 01:21:30,335
But he is kinda awesome,
too, right?

1620
01:21:52,724 --> 01:21:56,925
Albert, I'm sorry for calling
your balls skeletal.

1621
01:21:56,927 --> 01:21:59,064
I know there's nothing
hard down there.

1622
01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:00,699
Suck it.

1623
01:22:12,210 --> 01:22:14,509
Thanks for letting me
stay the extra two weeks.

1624
01:22:14,511 --> 01:22:16,312
One more than agreed upon.

1625
01:22:16,314 --> 01:22:18,848
Yeah, it was cozy, wasn't it?

1626
01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,452
Mmm!

1627
01:22:23,387 --> 01:22:25,256
What will
your next chapter be?

1628
01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:29,892
I was thinking
of going to Thailand.

1629
01:22:29,894 --> 01:22:31,559
Maybe Bangkok

1630
01:22:31,561 --> 01:22:33,198
or Phuket.

1631
01:22:35,466 --> 01:22:37,098
Phuket.

1632
01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:39,201
No, that's not how you say it.

1633
01:22:46,778 --> 01:22:48,309
What's this?

1634
01:22:48,311 --> 01:22:52,013
It's your cut of the
"Lord of the Rings" con.

1635
01:22:52,015 --> 01:22:54,717
- Oh!
- Minus expenses, of course.

1636
01:22:54,719 --> 01:22:57,919
Wardrobe, catering,
prosthetics, et cetera.

1637
01:22:57,921 --> 01:23:00,555
And the cost of the vases
that you broke.

1638
01:23:00,557 --> 01:23:02,258
And the plumbing issues
I caused.

1639
01:23:02,260 --> 01:23:04,128
- What?
- Hmm?

1640
01:23:15,405 --> 01:23:16,474
<i>Au revoir.</i>

1641
01:23:22,814 --> 01:23:25,748
Yello! Make a hole,
people. Make a hole.

1642
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:27,450
'Scuse me, comin' through.

1643
01:23:27,452 --> 01:23:29,451
Come on, Ritchie
comin' through, baby.

1644
01:23:29,453 --> 01:23:31,821
'Scuse me, 'scuse me.
Thank you very much.

1645
01:23:31,823 --> 01:23:33,990
Okay, yeah.
Thank you very much.

1646
01:23:33,992 --> 01:23:35,857
All right. Okay.

1647
01:23:35,859 --> 01:23:37,660
Intros.

1648
01:23:37,662 --> 01:23:39,460
Cathy! Cathy, baby,
you get that

1649
01:23:39,462 --> 01:23:40,964
rock-hard caboose
up here this minute.

1650
01:23:40,966 --> 01:23:42,330
Ritchie, slow down!

1651
01:23:42,332 --> 01:23:43,933
I have to catch my breath.

1652
01:23:43,935 --> 01:23:45,000
Oh, shut it, doll.

1653
01:23:45,002 --> 01:23:46,936
You're in mint condition
and you know it.

1654
01:23:46,938 --> 01:23:49,504
Okay, so here's the story.

1655
01:23:49,506 --> 01:23:53,142
I was showing Cathy here
some luxury property in Capri,

1656
01:23:53,144 --> 01:23:54,543
when I realized
that this lady's

1657
01:23:54,545 --> 01:23:56,178
got some high-class taste.

1658
01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:58,347
And I don't just mean
for real estate, nope.

1659
01:23:58,349 --> 01:24:00,215
Cathy's an animal lover, see,

1660
01:24:00,217 --> 01:24:02,852
but she doesn't just like
regular doggies and birdies.

1661
01:24:02,854 --> 01:24:06,555
She likes special furry
friends who are maybe, oh,

1662
01:24:06,557 --> 01:24:08,523
a little illegal.
Is that right, Cathy?

1663
01:24:08,525 --> 01:24:11,027
Yes it is. Now, Cathy, what is
it you wanted to start?

1664
01:24:11,029 --> 01:24:13,028
It was a monastery
or something?

1665
01:24:13,030 --> 01:24:15,630
A rare animal sanctuary
and spa.

1666
01:24:15,632 --> 01:24:16,833
I love it.

1667
01:24:16,835 --> 01:24:18,134
So I say to Cathy,

1668
01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:19,567
"You'll have to meet
my friends."

1669
01:24:19,569 --> 01:24:21,102
We hopped in the dinghy,

1670
01:24:21,104 --> 01:24:23,373
we set sail, and here we are!

1671
01:24:23,375 --> 01:24:26,642
Cathy, I want y'all to meet
South Africa's

1672
01:24:26,644 --> 01:24:30,345
most celebrated and discreet
endangered species dealer,

1673
01:24:30,347 --> 01:24:32,716
Imka Bekker.

1674
01:24:41,359 --> 01:24:42,759
Say, what's wrong, Imka?

1675
01:24:42,761 --> 01:24:44,763
Exotic cat got your tongue?

1676
01:24:48,099 --> 01:24:49,933
No.

1677
01:24:49,935 --> 01:24:51,401
Howzit, Cathy?

1678
01:24:51,403 --> 01:24:54,570
It's such a pleasure to meet
a fellow wildlife enthusiast.

1679
01:24:54,572 --> 01:24:56,104
I love the springboks, myself.

1680
01:24:56,106 --> 01:24:57,373
Oh! Me too. Me too.

1681
01:24:57,375 --> 01:24:59,275
Look at me
being a total jackass.

1682
01:24:59,277 --> 01:25:02,577
I forgot to introduce Imka's
right-hand woman.

1683
01:25:02,579 --> 01:25:04,780
Ladies and gentlemen,
if y'all ever need

1684
01:25:04,782 --> 01:25:07,416
a crocodile just wrestled
into submission,

1685
01:25:07,418 --> 01:25:09,954
Sheila Malarkey is your gal.

1686
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:14,089
Oh, but Sheila lost
her tongue tragically

1687
01:25:14,091 --> 01:25:18,863
to a very small but ferocious
red-crested wombat.

1688
01:25:20,030 --> 01:25:21,565
God bless her soul.

1689
01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:24,567
Shame.

1690
01:25:24,569 --> 01:25:27,238
She can sign, though.
Can't you, Sheila?

1691
01:25:28,905 --> 01:25:30,542
Yes.

1692
01:25:31,309 --> 01:25:32,811
Yes, she can.

1693
01:25:38,649 --> 01:25:41,116
- Okey-dokey.
- Yoh. Okay, okay.

1694
01:25:41,118 --> 01:25:42,250
What's she saying?

1695
01:25:42,252 --> 01:25:43,318
Okey-dokey.

1696
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:44,986
She says, everyone, please,

1697
01:25:44,988 --> 01:25:48,924
up to the house and please
enjoy some of her ice cream.

1698
01:25:48,926 --> 01:25:50,125
That's right,
ladies and gentlemen.

1699
01:25:50,127 --> 01:25:51,293
Who likes ice cream?

1700
01:25:51,295 --> 01:25:52,562
I scream, you scream.

1701
01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:54,629
Everybody follow me,
ladies and gentlemen.

1702
01:25:54,631 --> 01:25:56,499
We're headin' up this
stone path, right here.

1703
01:25:56,501 --> 01:25:57,700
Cathy, take this.

1704
01:25:57,702 --> 01:25:59,602
Everybody, look at Cathy.
She's the alpha dog.

1705
01:25:59,604 --> 01:26:01,937
I want you to follow her
all the way up.

1706
01:26:01,939 --> 01:26:04,240
Keep going! At the top,
you're gonna find a little penguin man.

1707
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,009
He's gonna spark the fuse
on the barbecue, baby,

1708
01:26:06,011 --> 01:26:08,576
'cause we're havin'
red meat, baby!

1709
01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:23,425
This year I made $6 million.

1710
01:26:23,427 --> 01:26:24,826
So far.

1711
01:26:24,828 --> 01:26:25,996
Impressive.

1712
01:26:26,697 --> 01:26:28,164
How irritating.

1713
01:26:28,166 --> 01:26:31,200
But together,
we could make so much more.

1714
01:26:31,202 --> 01:26:33,535
So much more.

1715
01:26:33,537 --> 01:26:36,804
You guys are fantastic
at what you do.

1716
01:26:36,806 --> 01:26:39,775
My nana would
absolutely love you.

1717
01:26:39,777 --> 01:26:41,643
The three of us...

1718
01:26:41,645 --> 01:26:43,680
that'd be one hell of a team.

1719
01:26:50,854 --> 01:26:52,220
You played me.

1720
01:26:52,222 --> 01:26:56,795
Penny, the only thing I never
lied about was you.

1721
01:27:08,206 --> 01:27:09,306
Listen...

1722
01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:12,875
First million pays us back.

1723
01:27:12,877 --> 01:27:15,311
The second million
will be your apology.

1724
01:27:15,313 --> 01:27:17,745
Yeah, and if you ever
double-cross us again,

1725
01:27:17,747 --> 01:27:20,516
I withhold sex
for a whole year.

1726
01:27:20,518 --> 01:27:21,717
Or six months.

1727
01:27:21,719 --> 01:27:24,586
No, let's go with 24 hours.

1728
01:27:24,588 --> 01:27:25,987
For like...

1729
01:27:25,989 --> 01:27:29,558
Until midmorning,
I will not be open as a shop.

1730
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:30,860
- You done?
- Okay.

1731
01:27:30,862 --> 01:27:32,762
So don't cross us ever again.

1732
01:27:32,764 --> 01:27:34,196
Deal.

1733
01:27:34,198 --> 01:27:36,501
So, are we doin' this?

1734
01:27:45,944 --> 01:27:47,677
Come on!
They went down this way.

1735
01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:48,680
Hurry up!

1736
01:27:57,220 --> 01:27:59,053
Damn it! We lost them.

1737
01:27:59,055 --> 01:28:01,223
How could you lose them?

1738
01:28:01,225 --> 01:28:03,892
How could you
give 'em £200,000?

1739
01:28:03,894 --> 01:28:06,728
Uh, designer nipples
are not cheap.

1740
01:28:06,730 --> 01:28:08,731
Plus, that's like
500 American dollars.

1741
01:28:08,733 --> 01:28:11,467
- It really isn't.
- Hey! Hey, buddy!

1742
01:28:11,469 --> 01:28:13,802
Did you see two women
run by here a minute ago?

1743
01:28:13,804 --> 01:28:17,373
Oh, uh, yeah,
with massive wads of cash?

1744
01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:18,473
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1745
01:28:18,475 --> 01:28:19,741
Uh, they ran that way.

1746
01:28:19,743 --> 01:28:21,442
Well, let's go!

1747
01:28:21,444 --> 01:28:24,114
Come on!
Radio for backup or somethin'.

1748
01:28:35,059 --> 01:28:37,829
Lucky Christmas dress,
you did it again.

1749
01:28:41,164 --> 01:28:43,264
I must say, Penny,

1750
01:28:43,266 --> 01:28:45,970
these outfits
are terribly clever.

1751
01:28:47,304 --> 01:28:48,706
Old but gold.

1752
01:28:50,641 --> 01:28:52,942
Happy Christmas.

1753
01:28:52,944 --> 01:28:54,242
Thomas, I got you a present.

1754
01:28:54,244 --> 01:28:55,477
Thank you, Santa.

1755
01:28:55,479 --> 01:28:57,147
Oh, I'm still here.

1756
01:32:28,324 --> 01:32:30,625
Hortense, is that
what that's used for?

1757
01:32:30,627 --> 01:32:32,494
I don't see any butter
on that knife.

1758
01:32:32,496 --> 01:32:35,496
Now, Enrique, you were saying
that even though you yourself

1759
01:32:35,498 --> 01:32:38,532
have benefited economically
from immigrating to America,

1760
01:32:38,534 --> 01:32:40,869
you don't feel
any additional Guatemalans

1761
01:32:40,871 --> 01:32:42,403
should be allowed
into Palm Beach?

1762
01:32:42,405 --> 01:32:45,173
Yes, I believe we're at the
tipping point in this moment...

1763
01:32:45,175 --> 01:32:46,976
What ist thou looking at?

1764
01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:49,344
Stop skulking in the corner.

1765
01:32:49,346 --> 01:32:52,680
Thy had thy hand
on Rosalind's bosom!

1766
01:32:52,682 --> 01:32:54,215
Dost thou deny it?

1767
01:32:54,217 --> 01:32:56,384
Oh, sweet Hortense
had her suitor's body exhumed

1768
01:32:56,386 --> 01:32:58,221
the day after he was trampled.

1769
01:32:58,921 --> 01:33:00,421
It's folly, though.

1770
01:33:00,423 --> 01:33:02,023
The family
will never accept him.

1771
01:33:02,025 --> 01:33:04,092
You just don't like him
because he's black.

1772
01:33:04,094 --> 01:33:06,861
Sister, may I please sing
my song now?

1773
01:33:06,863 --> 01:33:08,530
Ooh, yes, of course,
darling, of course.

1774
01:33:08,532 --> 01:33:11,398
Hortense has written a song
to celebrate our engagement.

1775
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:13,001
Isn't that marvelous?

1776
01:33:13,003 --> 01:33:14,803
No, wait, I wanted the lute.

1777
01:33:14,805 --> 01:33:16,405
It is the lute.

1778
01:33:16,407 --> 01:33:17,408
Hmm.

1779
01:33:19,743 --> 01:33:23,347
All right, this is
a Hortense original.

1780
01:33:33,122 --> 01:33:34,222
<i>♪ Wedding! ♪</i>

1781
01:33:38,028 --> 01:33:39,030
<i>♪ Death! ♪</i>

1782
01:33:42,565 --> 01:33:45,502
She had the finest
tutors, but you can't teach talent.

1783
01:33:47,404 --> 01:33:48,905
Bon appetit!

1784
01:33:50,124 --> 01:33:55,124
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