1 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,052 What's up, Toronto? 2 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,789 We're Islands, from Montreal. 3 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:35,930 ♪ I've put on 4 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:44,404 ♪ Something you can't switch off ♪ 5 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,778 ♪ I hope I don't cry 6 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,212 ♪ But I know I will 7 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,716 ♪ And you know how it feels 8 00:01:54,816 --> 00:01:58,620 ♪ On the north side, on the south side ♪ 9 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,689 ♪ They sing along when you switch on ♪ 10 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:02,991 Hey! 11 00:02:03,091 --> 00:02:05,359 We were wondering, what are you writing? 12 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,127 Oh, I'm, like, I'm reviewing the show. 13 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,195 Oh, cool! 14 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,731 Yeah, I'm a music critic. 15 00:02:09,831 --> 00:02:11,465 Awesome. 16 00:02:14,102 --> 00:02:15,235 ♪ Switch on 17 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:18,438 To be a fan of Islands is to be a fan of Montreal, 18 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,974 a city in Quebec that's become 19 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:21,743 the most exciting place in the world 20 00:02:21,843 --> 00:02:23,544 for indie rock. 21 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,980 It's the city where Arcade Fire created Funeral, 22 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,783 where up-and-coming artists like Grimes and Mac DeMarco 23 00:02:28,883 --> 00:02:30,084 spent $300 a month 24 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:32,954 to record albums in their bedrooms. 25 00:02:33,054 --> 00:02:34,722 As the mythos of Montreal grew, 26 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,692 journalists began calling it the new Seattle. 27 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:39,393 It's dreamy to think about a French city 28 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,095 full of musicians who exist solely 29 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,263 on bagels and cigarettes, 30 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,833 all living in inexpensive, glorious apartments 31 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:46,868 steps away from the venues 32 00:02:46,968 --> 00:02:50,270 where they play epic concerts late into the night. 33 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:54,575 ♪ Go into the city and switch up the pity ♪ 34 00:02:54,676 --> 00:02:57,177 ♪ On the train, someone says... ♪♪ 35 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,279 And it's not even a contest. 36 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,849 Zen Arcade is Hüsker Du's best album by far! 37 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,818 It's--it's a post-hardcore fucking masterpiece! 38 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:04,952 You're dead inside. 39 00:03:05,053 --> 00:03:06,688 I personally prefer Flip Your Wig. 40 00:03:06,788 --> 00:03:08,589 Oh, said no one fucking ever in the history of modern-- 41 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,124 Oh, my God, you don't know what it means to be a sellout, 42 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,559 because you are a fucking sellout! 43 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,760 Totally. 44 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:17,131 Yeah, like their song, um, "Double Nickels on the Dime." 45 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:19,534 -That's the Minutemen. -Yeah. 46 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,704 Anyway, back to you about being a sellout. 47 00:03:22,804 --> 00:03:24,271 I am not a sellout... 48 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,441 Amazing Grace. 49 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:28,910 I, um... 50 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:34,015 I fucking loved your Islands article, so good. 51 00:03:34,115 --> 00:03:35,516 Super, super good. 52 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:39,286 Um...did you actually do coke with that guy? 53 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,254 Everybody wants to do cocaine with me, Jeff. 54 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,724 Oh, of course, of course. 55 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:44,859 Why wouldn't they? They're only human. 56 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:46,994 Yeah. 57 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:56,070 Ahh! Yes! 58 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,243 ♪ At the end of what you thought was just a stop in the clock ♪ 59 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,815 ♪ Found out you got older than you thought ♪ 60 00:04:10,151 --> 00:04:11,519 ♪ At the end of what you thought of 61 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,321 as a great somnambulant game ♪ 62 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,324 ♪ All you found among the remains 63 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,093 was a few frames ♪ 64 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:32,707 ♪ On the other side was an angel sea ♪ 65 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:42,750 ♪ On the distant shore, it was never to be ♪ 66 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:51,859 ♪ Teeming with the thoughts slipped out of reach ♪ 67 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:58,099 ♪ Fell away like the sand to-- ♪♪ 68 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:09,944 You've overpacked, just take something out. 69 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:11,612 Mom, I did not overpack! 70 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:12,914 And now, we're gonna miss your bus. 71 00:05:13,014 --> 00:05:14,282 No, we're not. 72 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,482 It's okay. 73 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,584 I just don't understand 74 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:17,852 why you have to move to Montreal. 75 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:19,053 You're not even French. 76 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,353 I'm gonna write a book this summer. 77 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,290 Yeah? With what money? 78 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,356 Mom, you don't have to understand everything 79 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,725 that I do, okay? 80 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,459 Sometimes, I am just doing things. 81 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:29,564 1954 was a turning point for Miles Davis. 82 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:31,732 Inspired by his hero, Sugar Ray Robinson, 83 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:34,902 Davis decided it was finally time to quit heroin. 84 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,939 After a touring engagement with bebop drummer Max Roach, 85 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:38,940 Davis took-- 86 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,808 See you later, Dad. 87 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,475 Oh, yeah. 88 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,214 Love you, Dad. 89 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:47,915 Bye! 90 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,416 Au revoir. 91 00:05:52,987 --> 00:05:54,622 Oh, God. 92 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:59,827 Phew! 93 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:03,998 Do you think I have time to just go back in-- 94 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,266 No, we do not. 95 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,433 You can buy bras, 96 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,935 you can buy underwear. 97 00:06:15,977 --> 00:06:17,410 Okay. 98 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,312 Get the bag... 99 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,214 ...out of the trunk. 100 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,357 -Thank you. -For you. Okay. 101 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,225 -Goodbye, I love you so much. -Bye! Love you. 102 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:32,392 Have a good time in Montreal. 103 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,228 -Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go. -Call me. Call me! 104 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,696 Okay. 105 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,968 -Hello. -Hi. 106 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,575 ♪ I am saved, I am saved 107 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:26,247 ♪ And oh, would you believe it? ♪ 108 00:07:26,347 --> 00:07:29,283 ♪ All of the day 109 00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:34,922 ♪ I felt his presence near me 110 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:38,960 ♪ I know they won't 111 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,562 believe me, but ♪ 112 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,496 And, uh, what made you decide to move? 113 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,900 Um, to get away from 114 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,635 certain sort of stifling negative environments 115 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:48,869 that I had been in. 116 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:49,937 I lived in Toronto on my own for a couple years, 117 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,106 just to learn whatever it is you learn 118 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:53,374 when you're on your own, 119 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,408 and I grew personally, 120 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:55,710 which I think sort of 121 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,477 had quite a bit to do with-- 122 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,180 with why the record is the way that it is. 123 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:06,954 ♪ You won't regret if you choose to believe it ♪ 124 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:14,862 ♪ Freedom, silence always, yeah ♪ 125 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:26,007 ♪ All these darkened hallways 126 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:29,977 ♪ Oh... 127 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:34,348 ♪ Oh 128 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:37,952 ♪ Oh... 129 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:42,256 ♪ Oh 130 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:46,060 ♪ Oh... 131 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,228 ♪ Oh 132 00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:48,829 Thank you! 133 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,234 ♪ Oh 134 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:59,874 ♪ Darkness always 135 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:04,045 ♪ It doesn't make much sense 136 00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:07,548 ♪ Darkness always 137 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:13,320 ♪ Away from me, calling "stay" ♪♪ 138 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,895 Oh, my God, Mom, stop giving me these stupid rocks. 139 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,850 It's like this, it's like this, right? 140 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:16,650 Right? 141 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,787 Oh my God, I'm not sure! 142 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,391 Oh, shit! 143 00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:33,234 Oh, fuck. 144 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:03,164 Hi! 145 00:11:03,264 --> 00:11:04,298 Hey, Madeleine. 146 00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:05,634 How was the bus? 147 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,334 Um, long. 148 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,038 Yeah, this is, uh, this is my, um... 149 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,745 -That's me. -Nice, nice, nice, eh? 150 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,189 Well, are you hungry? 151 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:31,660 Oh, yes. 152 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,093 Ready! 153 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,201 Madeleine, this looks amazing. 154 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,972 I had, like, half a toaster strudel this morning. 155 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:45,739 Um... 156 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:00,254 No. 157 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:02,489 Um, he's asking, uh, why you moved here. 158 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,092 Oh. Yeah, um... 159 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,595 I'm trying to write a book this summer. 160 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:07,928 -Oh! -A 33 1/3rd, 161 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:11,533 they're like, um, these books about records. 162 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:12,667 I still need to pitch it, 163 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,803 but I'm sure it's gonna happen. 164 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:16,638 Mine's about Jagged Little Pill 165 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:17,938 by Alanis Morissette. 166 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,480 "Isn't it ironic, don't you think?" 167 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:28,949 ♪ It's like rain 168 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,518 ♪ On your wedding day ♪ 169 00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:34,788 Oh, okay. 170 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,225 Mm, um...do you speak French, Grace? 171 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,293 -No. -No? 172 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:41,663 No, um, I pretty much stopped after the pizza unit 173 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:42,697 in grade five. 174 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,465 But I do know all the toppings, though. 175 00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:45,533 Um, there's, uh... 176 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,803 Um... 177 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,238 -Mm-hm. -Right? Um... 178 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,811 Well, you're good, you know everything. 179 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:13,561 He's just saying that you're so funny. 180 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,095 -Oh, thank you. -Mm-hm. 181 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:15,963 Thanks. 182 00:13:19,768 --> 00:13:20,801 Hi, Phoebe. 183 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,570 Hey, how's it going, Grace? 184 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,571 Can you see me? 185 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:24,639 I can see you. 186 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,140 Uh, thanks for meeting on Skype. 187 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,209 It's a bummer you couldn't come to the New York offices. 188 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:32,179 I received your book proposal for Jagged Little Pill. 189 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,516 Uh, Jeff told me to keep an eye on it. 190 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:38,018 He said you're the best rock critic in Canada? 191 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,186 Cool! 192 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,121 So, pitch me. 193 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:46,628 Why should Jagged Little Pill be a 33 1/3rd by Grace Pine? 194 00:13:46,728 --> 00:13:49,597 Well, Alanis is a Canadian icon. 195 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,865 Yeah, nobody cares about that. 196 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,605 I just feel like... 197 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,206 like society hates it 198 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,408 when women talk about themselves. 199 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:04,878 Anytime I have been honest about my own experiences, 200 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,682 people have been, like, "Shut the fuck up," 201 00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:12,453 like, including my own parents, but... 202 00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:14,254 Alanis was 19, 203 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:18,626 and-and she used her life story as this, like, 204 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,961 weapon against the patriarchy. 205 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,364 And she sold 16 million copies of her album, like, 206 00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:24,465 around the world. 207 00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:26,500 I-I do feel like that's the first time in the culture 208 00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:29,870 that a young woman has expressed how fucking angry she was, 209 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:33,742 and it actually translated to millions of dollars. 210 00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:38,345 I think that's interesting... I guess. 211 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,617 I like your take on the album. 212 00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:44,786 I think it's smart. 213 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:45,687 Really? 214 00:14:45,787 --> 00:14:47,522 Are you a fast writer? 215 00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:49,289 Yeah, yeah, super fast. 216 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:52,192 Okay, great, 'cause we just had this title fall through, 217 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,962 and there's this whole thing with the printing, 218 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,930 and then, the publishing schedule. 219 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,666 And trust me, it is so boring. 220 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,967 But what I need to know is, 221 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,771 can you get me a first draft by July? 222 00:15:02,871 --> 00:15:05,906 Is that doable? 223 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,575 -Yeah! -Then I am pleased 224 00:15:07,675 --> 00:15:10,377 to offer you a $500 advance, 225 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,813 and we can start with you sending in 226 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,615 some chapter outlines. 227 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,103 Hey, Grace. 228 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,439 We're just, uh, heading out to buy some MDMA for tonight, 229 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,542 so, let me know if you need anything. 230 00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:44,344 Oh, I'm-I'm good, I don't, like, "do drugs." 231 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:47,682 Well, there's a loft party tonight at Torn Curtain. 232 00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:48,883 You should come. 233 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,885 Hugo's band is playing, too. 234 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,419 Yeah, we're called Bone Patrol, 235 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,521 we're amazing. 236 00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:01,061 Sounds great, but, um, I'm on a deadline. 237 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,096 You should come, because I'm gonna be DJing, 238 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:04,599 and we can, like, dance behind the booth-- 239 00:16:04,699 --> 00:16:05,999 Okay, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 240 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:25,920 Sorry. 241 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,120 Kinda have to do this thing now. 242 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:30,357 But come to Torn tonight, do these drugs with us. 243 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,358 -Okay. -Cool. 244 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,460 Have a--have a great drug deal! 245 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:36,965 And, Grace? 246 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,333 Dress hot. 247 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,434 Hm. 248 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,505 ♪ I'm a hustler, baby 249 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:46,841 ♪ That's what my daddy's made me ♪ 250 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,444 ♪ Yeah, I'm a hustler, baby 251 00:16:52,947 --> 00:16:54,314 ♪ That's what my daddy's made me ♪ 252 00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:58,820 That's what they said at my residency. 253 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,755 "No one makes video art in Berlin!" 254 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:04,124 They make it, but it's shit. 255 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,593 ♪ Yeah, I'm a hustler, baby 256 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,731 ♪ That's what my daddy's made me ♪ 257 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,984 ♪ If I had the money to go to a record store, 258 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,619 I would ♪ 259 00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:33,521 ♪ I, I would 260 00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:34,589 There you are! 261 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:38,893 ♪ If I had the money to go to a record store ♪♪ 262 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:43,965 Oh! 263 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,769 Uh, I just, uh, I just wanna wash my hands. 264 00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:49,436 -Oh, okay. -Thank you. 265 00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:52,139 Hey, Claire, can I have some coke? 266 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:21,736 It's, um, it's okay, 267 00:18:21,836 --> 00:18:24,338 you don't have to pretend to look at your phone. 268 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:27,008 I also have social anxiety. 269 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,275 What? 270 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,745 No, I-I don't have social anxiety. 271 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:31,913 Oh, I don't blame you. 272 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:33,982 Being alive is completely insane. 273 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,353 Want some weed? 274 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:42,857 No, thank you, I don't, like, "do drugs." 275 00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:48,997 Actually, why not? 276 00:18:49,097 --> 00:18:51,032 -Oh, huh. -Yeah. 277 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,232 How do I, um, hit it? 278 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,300 Take a hit off that nozzle. 279 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,468 -Oh, okay. -Yeah. 280 00:18:54,569 --> 00:18:55,637 Do I have to press anything? 281 00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:56,638 -No. -Okay. 282 00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:57,304 Just let it rip. 283 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,773 Oh, God, I'm scared! 284 00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:07,180 I think I took too much. 285 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:12,120 Ooh! 286 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,689 Yeah, I don't have, like, um, social anxiety. 287 00:19:14,789 --> 00:19:19,627 I just...I feel uncomfortable at a party 288 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:25,265 where I don't know anyone and, like, everyone is on cocaine? 289 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,702 That's a legitimate feeling. 290 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:29,169 Thanks. 291 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,676 Do you, um, do know these two French people, 292 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:35,810 Hugo and Madeleine? 293 00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:36,678 They invited me. 294 00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:39,547 Oh, yeah! Hugo plays drums in my band. 295 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:43,084 Oh! You're a member of Bone Patrol. 296 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,753 -You've heard of us? -Mm-hm. 297 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:49,824 Are you--are you gonna stay for our set, or... 298 00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:51,358 That depends. 299 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,027 What are your influences? 300 00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:55,328 Mostly Big Shiny Tunes 1 through 5. 301 00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,099 I'm Grace, by the way. 302 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,434 Oh, nice. I'm Archie. 303 00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:03,504 ♪ Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me ♪ 304 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:06,507 Yo! Get the fuck on stage! 305 00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:07,875 Let's go! 306 00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:09,944 I, uh, got to set up my axe. 307 00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:10,845 Oh. 308 00:20:10,945 --> 00:20:11,512 You good? 309 00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:13,047 Yeah, I'm very high right now. 310 00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:14,582 Sick. 311 00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:16,517 Oh! Frig, sorry. 312 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,094 Oh, my God, you came! 313 00:20:26,194 --> 00:20:27,461 I love this song! 314 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,262 ♪ Callin' me all the time like Blondie ♪ 315 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,132 ♪ Check out my Chrissy behind ♪ 316 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,800 ♪ It's fine all the time 317 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,701 ♪ What else is in... ♪ 318 00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:34,902 Are you having fun? 319 00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:37,337 Yeah, I smoked weed with this guy that said he knows you, 320 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,439 -Archie? -Oh yeah, yeah. 321 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:42,677 He's the only one I like from Hugo's shitty band. 322 00:20:42,777 --> 00:20:47,247 "Bone Patrol," that's a fucking brutal band name. 323 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,421 Yeah! 324 00:20:56,691 --> 00:20:59,093 You're hot! 325 00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:01,763 We're Bone Patrol. 326 00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:03,263 Before we start, 327 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:06,299 I-I have a very big announcement to make, uh... 328 00:21:08,202 --> 00:21:10,238 Jesse, our bassist, came out today. 329 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,706 He's gay! 330 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,442 Dude, what the fuck? 331 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:16,878 Bone Patrol loves you, 332 00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:18,813 and we support your quest for the cock, okay? 333 00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:19,914 No, but I told you-- 334 00:21:20,014 --> 00:21:21,783 but I told you guys this was, like, a friend thing-- 335 00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:28,956 What the fuck? 336 00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:31,659 All right, this song's called "Age, Sex, Location." 337 00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:32,794 Hit it, Hugo. 338 00:21:43,204 --> 00:21:45,472 ♪ I think I should stop 339 00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:50,144 ♪ Connecting the dots 340 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,882 ♪ You know, I get that a lot 341 00:21:57,785 --> 00:22:03,124 ♪ Advancing the plotlines, not ♪ 342 00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:05,259 ♪ I'm caught like a moth 343 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,261 ♪ Attracted to loss 344 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,198 ♪ But the wax is still soft 345 00:22:10,298 --> 00:22:11,232 You didn't tell me your boyfriend's band 346 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,333 sounds like Pavement! 347 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,836 What's that? 348 00:22:14,936 --> 00:22:16,571 That's a band. 349 00:22:16,671 --> 00:22:19,273 ♪ Always so lonely, ambiguous-- ♪ 350 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,142 Who's the lead singer? 351 00:22:21,242 --> 00:22:22,276 Chevy? 352 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,011 He's the worst guy in Montreal. 353 00:22:24,111 --> 00:22:25,980 ♪ Awash sunset lies 354 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,150 ♪ In an always sorry life 355 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:32,153 ♪ Fuckin' ageless 356 00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:35,957 ♪ Sexless, locationless nights 357 00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,895 ♪ Locationless nights ♪ 358 00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:41,896 You're a fucking jerk! 359 00:22:41,996 --> 00:22:43,363 -Jesse. -Okay? 360 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,799 I'm trying to be there for you, dude. 361 00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:47,802 I--I'm an ally. 362 00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:52,573 That was a really great show. 363 00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:54,108 Can I have a cigarette? 364 00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:56,878 Oh! Sorry. 365 00:22:56,978 --> 00:22:58,145 Thanks. 366 00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:10,490 What is this? Are you gonna help me with the van? 367 00:23:14,328 --> 00:23:15,029 Fuck this. 368 00:23:15,129 --> 00:23:17,798 -Oh, he's mad. -Dick. 369 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,635 So, what's your deal? 370 00:23:20,735 --> 00:23:22,870 Uh, my deal is that I'm Grace, 371 00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,740 and I just moved here from Toronto. 372 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,142 Fuck that place. 373 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,978 You can't be an artist in Toronto. 374 00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:33,915 It's, like, really cool that you can just say that. 375 00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:35,917 -Say what? -Like-- 376 00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:37,652 Excuse me! 377 00:23:37,752 --> 00:23:40,388 Like, um, call yourself an artist. 378 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,596 Uh, so, um, a few of your songs remind me of Pavement. 379 00:23:48,696 --> 00:23:51,532 No, no, we don't sound like them. 380 00:23:51,632 --> 00:23:54,467 Oh, I'm sorry, I did, uh... 381 00:23:54,568 --> 00:23:55,903 who would you compare yourself to? 382 00:23:56,003 --> 00:23:57,338 Ariel Pink. 383 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,639 R. Stevie Moore. 384 00:23:58,739 --> 00:23:59,740 Mm. 385 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,775 Charles Manson's solo material 386 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:02,910 is, like, a really big influence on me. 387 00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:06,714 I like music that's just, like, unlistenable. 388 00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:10,084 I think art should just be hard to make. 389 00:24:10,184 --> 00:24:11,319 Hm. 390 00:24:11,419 --> 00:24:13,187 And that's why I try to push myself to the brink of insanity 391 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,588 at all times. 392 00:24:16,857 --> 00:24:19,260 Yeah, I'm writing a book this summer, so I'm, like, 393 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,562 pretty much alone all the time. 394 00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:23,631 What's it about? 395 00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:28,002 Uh, Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette? 396 00:24:28,102 --> 00:24:29,070 'Kay. 397 00:24:30,071 --> 00:24:31,806 I'm gonna go help Jesse load the van 398 00:24:31,906 --> 00:24:34,208 before he, like, kills himself. 399 00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,876 -Yeah. -See ya. 400 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:43,951 Jesse? 401 00:24:44,051 --> 00:24:45,319 I'll help you. 402 00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:46,620 Grab this amp, it's yours. 403 00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:49,357 Hey, uh, you guys good with the van? 404 00:24:49,457 --> 00:24:51,359 No. 405 00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:52,393 It's your turn. 406 00:24:55,129 --> 00:24:57,198 Oh. Hey! 407 00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:58,332 Hey! 408 00:24:58,432 --> 00:25:00,701 What's up? 409 00:25:00,801 --> 00:25:02,570 I think I'm gonna go home. 410 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:05,439 So. Your first lo-po. 411 00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:06,607 What? 412 00:25:06,707 --> 00:25:10,378 Loft party. Big step. Huge. 413 00:25:10,478 --> 00:25:13,014 Yeah, but, like, I was at a cotillion. 414 00:25:13,114 --> 00:25:17,018 Like, like, I was, uh, presented to society. 415 00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:19,620 Huh. 416 00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:24,025 Uh, where--where are we going? 417 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:28,029 We're, uh, cutting across the tracks. 418 00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:30,297 Feels kind of rape-y. 419 00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:31,766 It's not rape-y. 420 00:25:37,972 --> 00:25:39,040 Sorry. 421 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,609 People usually cut a bigger hole in the fence. 422 00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:44,045 -Just go through that? -Yeah. 423 00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:49,350 I'm not looking at your underwear. 424 00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:52,920 Good. I stole them from my mom. 425 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:54,889 Phew! 426 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,926 -Need help? -No. 427 00:25:59,026 --> 00:26:00,428 Okay. 428 00:26:11,972 --> 00:26:13,474 Hey, oh-- 429 00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:14,775 Thank you. 430 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:22,616 Oh, my God. 431 00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:24,118 I love Mile End. 432 00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:27,421 Toronto doesn't have, like, magical bagel shops 433 00:26:27,522 --> 00:26:30,391 and, like, Hasidic Jews everywhere. 434 00:26:30,491 --> 00:26:32,093 What do they have? 435 00:26:32,193 --> 00:26:33,394 Mostly jerks. 436 00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:34,462 Oh, and condos. 437 00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:39,400 Can I ask you something? 438 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,202 Why do French people hate me? 439 00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:42,636 Mm. 440 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,972 It's pretty complicated. 441 00:26:45,072 --> 00:26:48,142 Basically, French people are okay if you exist. 442 00:26:48,242 --> 00:26:50,811 You just can't work here if you don't speak French. 443 00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:54,081 Or, like, survive at all. 444 00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:56,884 But luckily, Montreal is cheap enough you, uh, get a grant, 445 00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:58,385 or enough money from your parents, you can stay, 446 00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:00,888 so, it's like a waiting game. 447 00:27:00,988 --> 00:27:02,957 People who wanna be artists move here from Edmonton, 448 00:27:03,057 --> 00:27:05,192 drop outta Concordia, move to the Mile End, 449 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:06,627 and do drugs at loft parties 450 00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:08,796 until they're forced to get real jobs in Toronto. 451 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,197 Where are you from? 452 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,432 P.E.I. 453 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,868 Cute. 454 00:27:13,968 --> 00:27:16,137 Chevy works here, if you ever need Keds. 455 00:27:16,237 --> 00:27:18,873 ♪ Fuckin' ageless 456 00:27:18,973 --> 00:27:23,310 ♪ Sexless, locationless nights ♪♪ 457 00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:25,547 You know, I had, like, 458 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:28,517 so much anxiety at that party. 459 00:27:28,617 --> 00:27:29,750 Oh. 460 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:31,986 Like, I just felt like a huge loser all night. 461 00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:34,655 Until we smoked weed, I guess. 462 00:27:34,755 --> 00:27:37,626 Okay, I gotta teach you my two-part system. 463 00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:39,326 Oh, what's your two-part system? 464 00:27:39,426 --> 00:27:41,262 Number one: Act casual. 465 00:27:41,362 --> 00:27:42,564 Ah! 466 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,899 Number two: Swag it out. 467 00:27:52,373 --> 00:27:56,611 Hey, do you wanna, um, like, like go inside 468 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:59,780 and, like, have sex with me? 469 00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:02,316 Um... 470 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,686 That sounds great, but I can't. 471 00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:09,156 Um, I'm celibate. 472 00:28:10,024 --> 00:28:12,760 Huh. Why? 473 00:28:13,827 --> 00:28:15,196 Personal reasons. 474 00:28:16,665 --> 00:28:17,532 Night, Grace. 475 00:28:17,632 --> 00:28:19,166 Night. 476 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:27,542 You live next door? 477 00:28:28,976 --> 00:28:30,679 What is that even supposed to mean? 478 00:28:30,778 --> 00:28:33,515 Double peace, bro. 479 00:28:33,615 --> 00:28:36,217 All right, well, goodnight. 480 00:28:36,317 --> 00:28:38,252 Or...morning. 481 00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:39,887 Morning. 482 00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:10,351 Do they fit okay? 483 00:29:10,451 --> 00:29:13,254 You wanna take a little walk around and see what happens? 484 00:29:14,556 --> 00:29:17,324 Vans for the summer, classic. 485 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:20,294 Let me know if you need any bigger sizes. 486 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:21,529 How do they fit, sweetie? 487 00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:23,598 What's up? 488 00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:25,533 Oh hey, I didn't know you worked here! 489 00:29:25,634 --> 00:29:28,135 Yeah, unfort'. 490 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,939 Do you, uh, do you wanna try those on? 491 00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:34,808 These? Yeah. Yeah, sure. 492 00:29:34,908 --> 00:29:38,279 Um, size nine please. 493 00:29:38,379 --> 00:29:39,514 Be right back. 494 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:44,552 ♪ Dreams are broken 495 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:48,489 ♪ Dreams are broken 496 00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:52,860 ♪ Vessels on skin for you ♪ 497 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,629 Last pair in your size. 498 00:29:54,729 --> 00:29:57,298 It's kind of rare. It doesn't happen a lot. 499 00:29:57,398 --> 00:30:00,234 ♪ I have delusion 500 00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:03,638 ♪ I have delusion 501 00:30:03,738 --> 00:30:05,472 Go walk. 502 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:12,781 That's a quality daytime shoe. 503 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,450 Yeah, um, they seem really, uh, comfortable. 504 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,756 So, um, how long have you been, uh, a shoe salesman? 505 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:23,991 Uh... 506 00:30:25,059 --> 00:30:27,227 -Too long. -Mm. 507 00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:29,863 I like to treat it like it's an art project, 508 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:33,334 you know, shoes. 509 00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:38,807 So, um, how's that thing you were talking about? 510 00:30:38,906 --> 00:30:41,041 -My book? -Yeah. 511 00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:43,578 It's great! I got a publishing deal! 512 00:30:43,678 --> 00:30:45,312 ♪ It's unfounded 513 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:46,548 ♪ We're going--♪ 514 00:30:46,648 --> 00:30:48,882 Um, how's the band going, eh? 515 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:52,219 Um, got any shows coming up? 516 00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:54,021 Yeah, it's good. 517 00:30:54,121 --> 00:30:57,826 We have our first EP launch in, uh, August, 518 00:30:57,925 --> 00:31:00,628 um, but nothing's really lined up. 519 00:31:00,729 --> 00:31:03,063 It's...it's stupid. 520 00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:06,467 Well, I'm a music critic. 521 00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:08,837 I write for Spin sometimes. 522 00:31:08,936 --> 00:31:10,371 Do you write for Pitchfork? 523 00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:12,306 No. No, not Pitchfork. 524 00:31:12,406 --> 00:31:15,876 But I am a big fan of your work. 525 00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:19,446 I could, like, interview you sometime. 526 00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:22,449 Yeah, we can do that. 527 00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:26,621 Maybe this weekend. 528 00:31:29,591 --> 00:31:31,860 Hey! 529 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:36,330 Could you see, um, how much room my toes have? 530 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:39,066 I'm not supposed to touch the customers' feet. 531 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:06,093 Does that feel good? 532 00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:09,430 Yes. 533 00:32:12,332 --> 00:32:14,067 Mm. 534 00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:15,904 These blackberries are so good, right? 535 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:17,705 Do I owe you any money for? 536 00:32:17,806 --> 00:32:19,106 No, we can share food. 537 00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:20,708 Just ask me first. 538 00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:22,309 Okay. 539 00:32:26,781 --> 00:32:31,619 Hey, do you ever think that girls who date guys in bands 540 00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:34,656 wanna be a guy in a band? 541 00:32:34,756 --> 00:32:38,292 So it's like, don't try to fuck Dave Grohl, 542 00:32:38,392 --> 00:32:39,794 be Dave Grohl. 543 00:32:39,894 --> 00:32:41,830 I don't know, do you wanna be a musician? 544 00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:43,397 No. 545 00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:46,433 Oh, I'm interviewing Chevy today. 546 00:32:46,534 --> 00:32:48,202 Hmm. 547 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:52,172 What do you think of this dress? 548 00:32:53,842 --> 00:32:55,142 I don't know. 549 00:32:55,242 --> 00:32:57,612 Think I'd show your giant tits instead. 550 00:32:57,712 --> 00:33:01,215 I...oh, um... 551 00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:03,618 I don't really, like, think of myself 552 00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:05,520 as someone with giant tits. 553 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:07,889 I think of myself as more of like, um, 554 00:33:08,021 --> 00:33:09,691 like a brain in a jar. 555 00:33:23,571 --> 00:33:25,372 Oh my God, I'm sorry. 556 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,744 Maybe you guys should break up. 557 00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,311 You think? 558 00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:33,146 Text Hugo, 559 00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:35,617 "You're a psychopath and we need to break up." 560 00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:36,818 But like, in French. 561 00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:39,152 Can you do it maybe? 562 00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:48,362 Congrats you are officially broken up. 563 00:33:56,771 --> 00:33:57,872 That's my mom. 564 00:34:23,531 --> 00:34:24,832 Hey, Jesse. 565 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:26,935 Hey. 566 00:34:27,035 --> 00:34:28,368 Is Chevy around? 567 00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:30,505 Uh, no, those guys went out to smoke weed, 568 00:34:30,605 --> 00:34:33,041 but, uh, they'll all be back for the Spin article. 569 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:36,176 I mean, do you want to interview me? 570 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,616 Okay. 571 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:49,222 Um, so how long have you and Chevy known each other? 572 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:52,760 Um, since we were like 13. 573 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:55,597 Uh, we were in a ska band together back in Edmonton. 574 00:34:55,697 --> 00:34:58,198 A ska band? Really? What was it called? 575 00:34:58,298 --> 00:35:01,168 Um, it's called Free Skanking Willies. 576 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:02,804 -Oh. -It's Chevy's favorite movie. 577 00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:06,173 But he always cries at the end like a little bitch. 578 00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:07,742 It's called REM, REM sleep. 579 00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:10,812 Oh shit! Yo. 580 00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:14,549 I was just telling Grace about, uh, Free Skanking Willies. 581 00:35:14,649 --> 00:35:16,884 FSW! 582 00:35:16,985 --> 00:35:19,087 FS-dubs. 583 00:35:19,186 --> 00:35:20,822 Hey, has anyone seen my phone anywhere? 584 00:35:20,922 --> 00:35:22,724 -Uh, I haven't seen it. -You don't wanna be down there. 585 00:35:22,824 --> 00:35:24,324 -Oh. -Uh... 586 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,527 -Maybe you left it-- -Ooh, thank you. 587 00:35:26,628 --> 00:35:28,529 -'Sup? -'Sup? 588 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:30,163 It's really cool you're doing this. 589 00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:31,498 I didn't know you wrote for Spin-- 590 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:33,768 The fuck, dude? 591 00:35:33,868 --> 00:35:36,470 Uh, Grace, how do you see this going, huh? 592 00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:37,972 I mean, uh, 593 00:35:38,072 --> 00:35:39,339 this is Bone Patrol's first interview, 594 00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:42,342 so we just all want to be prepared, right? 595 00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:44,411 -Right? -Yeah, yeah. 596 00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:46,914 Sure, yeah. Let me, um, 597 00:35:47,015 --> 00:35:49,416 let me take out my tape recorder. 598 00:35:49,517 --> 00:35:51,653 All right, I think we can just start really casual. 599 00:35:51,753 --> 00:35:54,622 Maybe, um, one second... 600 00:35:54,722 --> 00:35:56,024 let me get this on. 601 00:35:56,124 --> 00:35:57,125 How much weed do you guys smoke? 602 00:35:57,224 --> 00:35:58,860 How much weed don't we smoke? 603 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,728 "8.4! Best new interview!" 604 00:36:00,828 --> 00:36:03,665 I smoke weed for, uh, creative inspiration. 605 00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:04,766 'Sup, bro. 606 00:36:04,866 --> 00:36:06,734 With music, I just, 607 00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:10,905 I really want to go deep into the abyss, yeah. 608 00:36:11,005 --> 00:36:13,440 And wha-and what-what's the abyss? 609 00:36:14,942 --> 00:36:19,147 I just wanna go deep, you know, just so deep inside 610 00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:22,083 that I completely disappear. 611 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:24,018 Creepy sex metaphors. 612 00:36:24,118 --> 00:36:25,452 Great. 613 00:36:25,553 --> 00:36:27,287 Relax. 614 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:30,024 Move your fat fucking ass and let me check. 615 00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:32,994 Yeah, I realize I hate pretty much every aspect of music, 616 00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:34,729 except recording and production. 617 00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:37,131 So, if I could be in a band that doesn't play any shows 618 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,231 and only exists on the internet, 619 00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:39,399 that'd be ideal. 620 00:36:39,499 --> 00:36:40,935 So, you don't wanna go on tour? 621 00:36:41,035 --> 00:36:42,302 So, I can jerk off into a toilet 622 00:36:42,402 --> 00:36:44,906 of a hot dog restaurant in Winnipeg? 623 00:36:45,006 --> 00:36:46,774 You know, I actually call masturbation, "Going on tour" 624 00:36:46,874 --> 00:36:48,109 'cause they're pretty much the same thing. 625 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,276 Come on, dude! 626 00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:51,879 All right, can we go back to the interview now? 627 00:36:51,979 --> 00:36:54,281 N-none of that is going in. 628 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,283 Hey, are you okay, homie? 629 00:36:56,383 --> 00:36:58,218 I'm fine, I just... 630 00:37:00,521 --> 00:37:02,857 Can I, can I talk to you, Arch? 631 00:37:02,957 --> 00:37:04,324 Yeah. 632 00:37:05,526 --> 00:37:06,794 Okay. 633 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,763 I just, I dunno why you're talking all that shit 634 00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:10,230 in front of Spin. 635 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:13,101 Unless that's how you truly feel. 636 00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:15,402 I know you think of yourself as like this intense rock star, 637 00:37:15,503 --> 00:37:17,471 but we sell Keds, bro. 638 00:37:17,572 --> 00:37:20,074 I'm--We're not gonna, like, "make it." 639 00:37:20,174 --> 00:37:21,441 This band's gonna break up in five years 640 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:23,177 and we'll all have to get day jobs in Toronto, 641 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:24,277 probably in cybersecurity. 642 00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:28,883 Aha! I found it, guys. 643 00:37:28,983 --> 00:37:31,152 All right, I am ready. 644 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:32,653 What the fuck? 645 00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:34,188 What? 646 00:37:34,287 --> 00:37:35,322 Madeline just broke up with me. 647 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:36,624 Over text? 648 00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:39,026 Haven't you guys been together for, like, five years? 649 00:37:39,127 --> 00:37:40,128 What the fuck is this? 650 00:37:40,228 --> 00:37:41,328 It's in French. 651 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:43,197 No, she said, "Je vous breakup." 652 00:37:43,296 --> 00:37:45,066 It doesn't even sound like her. 653 00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:47,635 So sorry, dude. 654 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:51,939 No, what the fuck, man? 655 00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:53,074 No I can't, I can't. 656 00:37:53,174 --> 00:37:54,041 Can you turn that off, please? 657 00:37:54,142 --> 00:37:56,343 Oh yeah, sorry. 658 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:58,913 ♪ And all I really want 659 00:37:59,013 --> 00:38:01,682 ♪ Is some patience 660 00:38:01,783 --> 00:38:05,452 ♪ A way to calm the angry voice ♪ 661 00:38:06,554 --> 00:38:09,223 ♪ And all I really want 662 00:38:09,322 --> 00:38:11,926 ♪ Is deliverance ♪ 663 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,361 Whoa! 664 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:15,930 Oh my God, oh my God! 665 00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:17,330 I'm sorry. 666 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,833 Oh my God, you scared me! 667 00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:21,068 Sorry. How was your date? 668 00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:26,140 Uh, well, it was not a date, the whole band was there. 669 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,910 Ah. Okay well, did you see Hugo? 670 00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,145 Yeah. 671 00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:32,780 Oh my God. 672 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,918 I can't be alone right now. 673 00:38:37,018 --> 00:38:40,688 Hey, will you come with me to this, uh, poetry reading? 674 00:38:40,788 --> 00:38:43,791 It's near some abandoned malting silo. 675 00:38:43,891 --> 00:38:45,693 That actually sounds really cool. 676 00:38:45,793 --> 00:38:48,796 But I-I can't, I gotta work on my Alanis-- 677 00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:50,363 Hi! Hi, everyone. 678 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:53,201 Hi, I'm Chloé. 679 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:55,570 And welcome to the inaugural edition of, 680 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:58,940 "There Is No Such Thing As A Safe Space." 681 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:07,114 To start off the event, Laura Malta. 682 00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:16,057 Hey. 683 00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:21,394 I stared at my lover. 684 00:39:21,494 --> 00:39:23,363 Early, he said he was tired. 685 00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,032 "Laura, I'm tired." 686 00:39:25,132 --> 00:39:28,569 Of course, I heard, "Laura, I'm tired of you." 687 00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:30,338 To which I replied, 688 00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:34,609 "Okay, I'm going to see the cows." 689 00:39:34,709 --> 00:39:36,577 We used to kiss like flowers. 690 00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:39,180 We used to text for hours. 691 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,481 You shifted my molecules. 692 00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:44,352 Now they're string cheese. 693 00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:47,221 My fingers smelled like oranges all winter. 694 00:39:47,321 --> 00:39:49,056 But right before the dream leaves, 695 00:39:49,156 --> 00:39:51,626 I notice my skin is actually rind 696 00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:54,195 and everywhere, there is zest. 697 00:39:54,295 --> 00:39:57,531 Bonjour. Hi, I'm Guillaume. 698 00:39:57,632 --> 00:40:00,902 Last night, I dreamt I was a Starbucks cup. 699 00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:04,437 Way too hot. 700 00:40:04,538 --> 00:40:06,707 And bitter. 701 00:40:06,807 --> 00:40:09,777 Then, a 15-year-old barista threw me in the trash. 702 00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:12,847 Some of the poets last night just, honestly, 703 00:40:12,947 --> 00:40:16,150 like, we're not up to par, like-- 704 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,085 -Hey. -Hey. 705 00:40:18,185 --> 00:40:18,886 I like what you read. 706 00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:22,523 Ugh, let's go looking for chacos. 707 00:40:24,191 --> 00:40:25,626 Thanks. 708 00:40:25,726 --> 00:40:28,129 I-I've never really been to anything like this. 709 00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:31,933 It's so cool everyone just reads off their phones. 710 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:34,035 I-I'm a writer too. 711 00:40:34,135 --> 00:40:35,269 Do you write poetry? 712 00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:38,306 I'm more of, um, a music critic. 713 00:40:38,406 --> 00:40:41,275 Cool! Talk to Chloé! 714 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:43,411 I'm sure you could get in on the next one. 715 00:40:43,511 --> 00:40:46,213 Really? Like I, like, read something? 716 00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:47,248 -Yeah! -Oh, I don't know. 717 00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:49,717 Yeah! No, it's not a big deal. 718 00:40:52,586 --> 00:40:54,422 What was that remix you were working on this morning? 719 00:40:54,522 --> 00:40:56,524 Um, you're not supposed to hear! 720 00:40:56,624 --> 00:40:58,392 -It's not done. -It was so good. 721 00:40:58,491 --> 00:40:59,694 I read your text. 722 00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:03,030 Halo! 723 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:06,734 Excusez moi. 724 00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:10,004 Sour Patch Kids? 725 00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:17,912 Huh? 726 00:41:24,452 --> 00:41:31,425 -Oh. -Ah. 727 00:41:31,525 --> 00:41:32,426 Debits? 728 00:41:34,729 --> 00:41:35,997 One sec, sorry. 729 00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:49,043 What's up? 730 00:41:50,578 --> 00:41:53,681 I-It's saying I don't have any money. 731 00:41:55,016 --> 00:41:57,218 Well, did you already spend the advance? 732 00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:58,886 The $500?! Yes! 733 00:41:58,986 --> 00:42:00,888 Well, I'm not the one who moved 734 00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:02,823 to another province with no money! 735 00:42:02,923 --> 00:42:05,026 You always wanna do these big things, 736 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:07,061 but you can't do everything in life-- 737 00:42:07,161 --> 00:42:08,662 Oh my God, Mom, just gimme the thousand dollars! 738 00:42:08,763 --> 00:42:10,765 That's all I fucking need! 739 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:14,001 I'm still waiting for the check from Merge. 740 00:42:14,101 --> 00:42:17,238 It's been four months! They owe me $4,000! 741 00:42:17,338 --> 00:42:19,673 Well then, you need to get on Jeff! 742 00:42:19,774 --> 00:42:22,643 Mom, I sent him the invoice. He never responded! 743 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:25,379 Well, if someone owed me $4,000, 744 00:42:25,479 --> 00:42:28,582 I wouldn't be in Montreal putzing around! 745 00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,684 Oh my God. 746 00:43:04,618 --> 00:43:07,354 ♪ There goes your corpse again 747 00:43:07,455 --> 00:43:08,856 ♪ Oh, yeah 748 00:43:08,956 --> 00:43:11,625 ♪ Talking with your new girlfriend ♪ 749 00:43:11,725 --> 00:43:12,827 ♪ Oh, yeah 750 00:43:12,927 --> 00:43:15,296 ♪ What you think that he said 751 00:43:15,396 --> 00:43:17,598 ♪ You're better off dead 752 00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:20,634 ♪ Oh, yeah, come 753 00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:21,969 ♪ Oh, yeah 754 00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:25,106 ♪ Come the last days of June 755 00:43:25,206 --> 00:43:26,674 ♪ Oh, yeah 756 00:43:26,774 --> 00:43:29,511 ♪ Will he go back to his tomb ♪ 757 00:44:03,277 --> 00:44:04,879 Is that what you want? 758 00:44:07,114 --> 00:44:10,417 Uh, I love that you wanna get caught. Heh. 759 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:11,986 Great sex. 760 00:44:12,086 --> 00:44:14,288 Yeah? All right. 761 00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:43,150 ♪ Easy 762 00:44:44,485 --> 00:44:46,754 ♪ Easy 763 00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:51,325 ♪ My man and me 764 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,328 ♪ We could rest 765 00:44:54,428 --> 00:44:59,066 ♪ And remain here 766 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:02,336 ♪ Easily 767 00:45:04,772 --> 00:45:08,677 ♪ We are tested and pained ♪ 768 00:45:08,776 --> 00:45:16,450 ♪ By what's beyond our bed ♪ 769 00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:20,387 ♪ We are blessed and sustained ♪ 770 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:26,160 ♪ By what is not said 771 00:45:28,663 --> 00:45:33,200 ♪ No one knows what is coming 772 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:38,305 ♪ Or who will harvest what we have sown ♪ 773 00:45:38,405 --> 00:45:42,743 ♪ Or how I've been dulling and dumbing ♪ 774 00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:45,379 ♪ In the service of the heart-- ♪♪ 775 00:46:28,255 --> 00:46:30,791 When people talk about Alanis, 776 00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:34,295 they mostly talk about how angry she seemed. 777 00:46:34,395 --> 00:46:37,197 But a large part of being female is feeling angry 778 00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:41,536 and insignificant for most of your waking hours. 779 00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:44,371 Alanis' Catholic upbringing 780 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:48,442 and pre-teen sexualization at her most vulnerable age 781 00:46:48,543 --> 00:46:52,212 was a Molotov cocktail, heavy on the repression. 782 00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:54,582 And when Alanis wasn't cutting ribbons at mall openings 783 00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:56,551 in the Ottawa Valley, 784 00:46:56,651 --> 00:46:58,687 competing in talent shows, 785 00:46:58,787 --> 00:47:00,655 or developing a serious eating disorder, 786 00:47:00,755 --> 00:47:02,189 due to pressure from her label 787 00:47:02,289 --> 00:47:04,024 who wanted her to compete with the Tiffanys 788 00:47:04,124 --> 00:47:05,727 and Madonnas of her era, 789 00:47:05,826 --> 00:47:06,960 she felt guilty. 790 00:47:07,061 --> 00:47:08,429 Like a lot of women, 791 00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:10,998 it was for the things she didn't even do. 792 00:47:23,778 --> 00:47:26,815 ♪ I'm broke, but I'm happy 793 00:47:26,914 --> 00:47:29,950 ♪ I'm poor, but I'm kind 794 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:33,220 ♪ I'm short, but I'm healthy 795 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,723 ♪ Yeah 796 00:47:36,624 --> 00:47:39,694 ♪ I'm high, but I'm grounded 797 00:47:39,794 --> 00:47:40,861 ♪ I'm sane, but I'm-- ♪ 798 00:47:40,961 --> 00:47:41,929 Hi, Phoebe. 799 00:47:42,029 --> 00:47:44,164 Hey Grace, on a whole, 800 00:47:44,264 --> 00:47:46,100 I think we're moving in the right direction. 801 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,836 Your first chapter is great. 802 00:47:47,935 --> 00:47:49,403 Okay. 803 00:47:49,504 --> 00:47:52,106 But I think I need more of your voice. 804 00:47:52,206 --> 00:47:53,307 You know, what drew me into your pitch 805 00:47:53,407 --> 00:47:55,242 was how personal Alanis is for you. 806 00:47:55,342 --> 00:47:56,944 And right now, sometimes, it's reading 807 00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:59,480 like her Wikipedia page. 808 00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,881 You could go deeper. 809 00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:02,617 Anyway, I'm being pulled into a meeting. 810 00:48:02,717 --> 00:48:05,085 But you got this, okay? Bye! 811 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:10,090 ♪ And the other's givin' a high-five ♪ 812 00:48:13,762 --> 00:48:17,998 ♪ I feel drunk but I'm sober ♪ 813 00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:21,268 ♪ I'm young and I'm underpaid ♪ 814 00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:24,739 ♪ I'm tired but I'm working-- ♪♪ 815 00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:34,642 Bone Patrol's debut EP smacks of bro-dom. 816 00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:38,111 Not the kind of bro who wears Livestrong bracelets 817 00:49:38,212 --> 00:49:40,013 and is currently taking women's studies classes 818 00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:41,348 to pick up chicks, 819 00:49:41,448 --> 00:49:44,251 but the true bro, the eternal bro, 820 00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:46,654 the bro most loyal and kind. 821 00:49:46,754 --> 00:49:47,689 Maybe even your real-life bro 822 00:49:47,789 --> 00:49:49,858 who taught you how to play the baseline to Nirvana's 823 00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:51,225 "Come As You Are" 824 00:49:51,325 --> 00:49:52,927 and offered up his couch as a landing spot 825 00:49:53,026 --> 00:49:55,229 well until your late twenties. 826 00:49:55,329 --> 00:49:56,731 With four sublime rock songs 827 00:49:56,831 --> 00:49:59,266 that rarely exceed the 4:20 mark, 828 00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:00,635 the Montreal four piece-- comprised 829 00:50:00,735 --> 00:50:03,638 of Archie Webber, lead guitar, 830 00:50:03,738 --> 00:50:05,807 Chevy Olsen, vocals, 831 00:50:05,907 --> 00:50:07,775 Hugo Côté, drums, 832 00:50:07,876 --> 00:50:10,010 and Jesse Matthews, bass-- 833 00:50:10,110 --> 00:50:13,180 wear their '90s indie rock influences of Pavement 834 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,314 and Built to Spill 835 00:50:14,414 --> 00:50:17,050 on the sleeves of their beer-soaked hoodies. 836 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:18,853 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 837 00:50:18,953 --> 00:50:20,622 But Bone Patrol ain't heavy. 838 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:23,691 They're your bros. 839 00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,527 ♪ Life 840 00:50:25,627 --> 00:50:28,362 ♪ Fucking ageless 841 00:50:28,462 --> 00:50:32,132 ♪ Sexless locationless night ♪♪ 842 00:50:54,488 --> 00:50:56,123 Hey. 843 00:50:57,357 --> 00:50:58,325 Hey. 844 00:50:58,425 --> 00:51:01,194 Do you wanna go for a beer or something? 845 00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:04,666 Get off in like 20. 846 00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:06,634 -Cool. -Sick bio. 847 00:51:06,734 --> 00:51:08,235 You write good. 848 00:51:37,665 --> 00:51:38,933 Here you go. 849 00:51:39,033 --> 00:51:40,602 Cheers. 850 00:51:53,681 --> 00:51:54,481 Uh... 851 00:51:56,651 --> 00:52:01,856 Sounds like something's, uh, going off or something. 852 00:52:03,457 --> 00:52:04,525 Oh yeah, yeah, that's the, 853 00:52:04,626 --> 00:52:06,027 that's the carbon monoxide detector or whatever. 854 00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:07,962 It's fine. 855 00:52:08,062 --> 00:52:09,998 You should probably check that out. 856 00:52:10,098 --> 00:52:12,132 Yeah. 857 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,877 One second, one second. 858 00:53:08,455 --> 00:53:12,259 ♪ Hey, mama, I wanna-- ♪ 859 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,928 Is that R. Stevie Moore? 860 00:53:14,028 --> 00:53:15,262 Mhm. 861 00:53:15,362 --> 00:53:18,066 ♪ Love you ♪ 862 00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:20,034 I love this song. 863 00:53:20,134 --> 00:53:24,772 ♪ Do you feel about the same? 864 00:53:30,645 --> 00:53:36,751 ♪ Hey, woman, I wanna say that I need ♪ 865 00:53:36,851 --> 00:53:43,891 ♪ You don't realize what I have done, dear ♪ 866 00:53:43,991 --> 00:53:49,797 ♪ You don't understand that I'm the one, dear ♪♪ 867 00:53:58,238 --> 00:54:00,541 Do you want me to take my top off? 868 00:54:04,212 --> 00:54:06,446 M-Maybe not? 869 00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:09,851 You're good to just kiss though. 870 00:54:24,031 --> 00:54:27,001 D-Do you wanna, like, touch my boobs or something? 871 00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:29,504 It could be like really... 872 00:54:32,974 --> 00:54:34,842 Okay. 873 00:54:50,057 --> 00:54:51,159 Sick. 874 00:55:01,869 --> 00:55:03,504 I-I just had this... 875 00:55:03,604 --> 00:55:05,206 like, this--this fight... 876 00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:08,643 ...with this-- with my friend, 877 00:55:08,743 --> 00:55:10,812 and I think she, like, kind of, like, 878 00:55:10,912 --> 00:55:13,047 wanted like, like, a relationship. 879 00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:16,617 And I'm just like... 880 00:55:18,686 --> 00:55:21,622 ...not good with serious shit, you know? 881 00:55:23,157 --> 00:55:25,626 -Yeah. -Yeah. 882 00:55:27,829 --> 00:55:32,033 I mean, it's always an issue, you know? 883 00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:35,169 'Cause I make music and... 884 00:55:40,407 --> 00:55:42,543 ...I can't get distracted. 885 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:44,679 Ever. 886 00:55:44,779 --> 00:55:45,913 Absolutely. 887 00:55:54,589 --> 00:55:58,626 Yeah, so, I feel like we should just sort of 888 00:55:58,726 --> 00:56:03,898 keep our whatever kind of professional, 889 00:56:03,998 --> 00:56:06,267 you know? 890 00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:08,202 'Cause you're, like, an important contact... 891 00:56:10,370 --> 00:56:12,673 ...in the industry. 892 00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:17,410 I need to lie down. 893 00:56:23,351 --> 00:56:24,518 Do you wanna take your jeans off? 894 00:56:24,619 --> 00:56:26,854 You would probably be more comfortable. 895 00:56:26,954 --> 00:56:27,955 No. 896 00:56:57,151 --> 00:57:00,054 You feel really good. 897 00:57:00,154 --> 00:57:01,122 This is good. 898 00:57:06,227 --> 00:57:07,194 Archie! 899 00:57:08,996 --> 00:57:10,298 Oh, wazzup! 900 00:57:10,398 --> 00:57:11,866 Wazzup! 901 00:57:15,303 --> 00:57:16,604 Hello. 902 00:57:19,507 --> 00:57:20,908 Thank you. 903 00:57:26,547 --> 00:57:30,384 Um, do you ever, uh, feel like a fuck-up? 904 00:57:30,483 --> 00:57:32,620 Yeah, that's why I live here. 905 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,422 Why, you feel like a fuck-up? 906 00:57:34,522 --> 00:57:36,489 I wrote a list of goals for the summer 907 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:38,125 and I'm blowing it bad. 908 00:57:39,126 --> 00:57:40,460 Can I see it? 909 00:57:41,729 --> 00:57:43,631 It's pretty personal. 910 00:57:44,565 --> 00:57:45,967 Even better. 911 00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:49,937 Okay. 912 00:57:54,809 --> 00:57:56,777 "Goals for summer in Montreal." 913 00:57:57,945 --> 00:58:00,314 Okay, first of all, great title. 914 00:58:00,414 --> 00:58:01,682 Fuck off. 915 00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:03,684 "Number one, write Alanis book. 916 00:58:03,784 --> 00:58:06,020 Number two, learn French. 917 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,290 Number three, climb to the top of the mountain. 918 00:58:09,390 --> 00:58:11,792 Number four, have actual sex." 919 00:58:14,562 --> 00:58:16,063 "Number five, fall in love." 920 00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:19,700 How's all this going? 921 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,168 I can probably help. 922 00:58:21,268 --> 00:58:23,104 Obviously not with number four. 923 00:58:23,204 --> 00:58:24,905 Or number five 'cause I don't believe in love, but... 924 00:58:25,006 --> 00:58:27,708 Oh, sorry, you don't believe in love? 925 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:29,844 I really, really don't. 926 00:58:29,944 --> 00:58:30,978 Why? 927 00:58:32,713 --> 00:58:34,215 Personal reasons. 928 00:58:36,384 --> 00:58:38,152 What's up, Archie? 929 00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:39,320 Wazzup. 930 00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:41,155 Wazzup! 931 00:58:41,255 --> 00:58:42,156 You two know each other? 932 00:58:42,256 --> 00:58:45,159 This is Mile End, there's like 75 people here. 933 00:58:45,259 --> 00:58:46,894 Hey, I spoke to Chloe. 934 00:58:46,994 --> 00:58:48,863 She put you on the list for the next reading. 935 00:58:50,231 --> 00:58:51,065 Oh my God, really? 936 00:58:51,165 --> 00:58:53,801 It's part of this loft party at Torn Curtain. 937 00:58:53,901 --> 00:58:56,704 TOPS, Dishwasher, and Chevy are gonna be playing too. 938 00:58:56,804 --> 00:59:00,074 That's great! You can read from your Alanis book. 939 00:59:00,174 --> 00:59:02,543 Oh, yeah, yeah, I gotta write that. 940 00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:14,288 ♪ You can't turn your love around ♪ 941 00:59:15,022 --> 00:59:18,225 ♪ Every time I go outside 942 00:59:18,325 --> 00:59:20,094 ♪ I feel the light 943 00:59:20,194 --> 00:59:22,129 ♪ It hurts my eyes 944 00:59:22,229 --> 00:59:24,165 ♪ You can't turn your love 945 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:27,768 Hey. 946 00:59:43,484 --> 00:59:44,553 How's your day? 947 00:59:44,652 --> 00:59:46,921 It was good. I just went grocery shopping. 948 00:59:47,021 --> 00:59:48,189 How was yours? 949 00:59:48,289 --> 00:59:49,924 It's good. 950 00:59:50,024 --> 00:59:51,392 I got Bone Patrol interview. 951 00:59:51,492 --> 00:59:53,294 I'm their publicist now. 952 00:59:53,394 --> 00:59:54,695 ♪ Whatcha tryin' to say 953 00:59:54,795 --> 00:59:57,498 Aren't you supposed to write a book? 954 00:59:57,598 --> 00:59:59,233 I can do both. 955 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,334 ♪ Back down, back down 956 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:01,368 Oh! 957 01:00:03,505 --> 01:00:04,438 Ta-da! 958 01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:07,174 I'm gonna have my own DJ night, 959 01:00:07,274 --> 01:00:10,611 and I'm gonna only play music I love made by women. 960 01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:12,279 And the best part is that it starts 961 01:00:12,379 --> 01:00:14,415 on the first day of my period! 962 01:00:14,516 --> 01:00:17,118 My God, Madeleine, this is amazing! 963 01:00:17,218 --> 01:00:18,553 Beyoncé with a tampon! 964 01:00:18,652 --> 01:00:20,154 -I know! Ha! -That's sick. 965 01:00:23,691 --> 01:00:26,127 Hey, uh... 966 01:00:26,227 --> 01:00:29,463 when are you gonna pay me for, uh, July's rent? 967 01:00:31,165 --> 01:00:32,800 It's been over a week now, so... 968 01:01:17,646 --> 01:01:18,547 Hoo! 969 01:01:21,215 --> 01:01:22,116 Wow! 970 01:01:23,618 --> 01:01:24,586 This is beautiful! 971 01:01:24,685 --> 01:01:26,420 Hey, sick, man! 972 01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:28,189 Oh, my gosh! 973 01:01:28,289 --> 01:01:29,723 It's whatever. 974 01:01:29,823 --> 01:01:30,991 Take a seat. 975 01:01:38,533 --> 01:01:39,900 -You recording? -Yeah. 976 01:01:41,735 --> 01:01:43,538 Okay, this is off my, uh, 977 01:01:43,638 --> 01:01:46,440 solo thing that I've been working on. 978 01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:47,308 I don't know, it's whatever. 979 01:01:47,408 --> 01:01:48,643 It's stupid. 980 01:01:48,742 --> 01:01:50,311 It's called "Korean Supermarket." 981 01:01:55,482 --> 01:02:00,287 ♪ Korean supermarket 982 01:02:03,924 --> 01:02:07,895 ♪ I got a nice whip, I gotta park it ♪ 983 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:16,837 ♪ Gochujang is my favorite thing 984 01:02:16,937 --> 01:02:23,177 at the Korean supermarket ♪ 985 01:02:26,514 --> 01:02:30,451 ♪ The entrance, it's got a big red carpet ♪ 986 01:02:33,821 --> 01:02:38,993 ♪ Cashier is kind but sincere ♪ 987 01:02:39,093 --> 01:02:42,930 ♪ And I'm hopin', hopin', hopin' 988 01:02:43,030 --> 01:02:47,301 that I got enough in my pocket ♪ 989 01:02:47,401 --> 01:02:50,838 ♪ Down 'cause I'm broke up on good coke ♪ 990 01:02:50,938 --> 01:02:54,174 ♪ And I need to go to the... 991 01:02:57,011 --> 01:03:01,750 ♪ Korean supermarket 992 01:03:01,849 --> 01:03:05,452 ♪ Supermarket, supermarket 993 01:03:05,553 --> 01:03:08,789 ♪ Supermarket, supermarket ♪ 994 01:03:08,889 --> 01:03:11,358 ♪ Supermarket 995 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:17,998 ♪ So many choices, you gotta love it ♪ 996 01:03:18,098 --> 01:03:23,538 ♪ At the Korean supermarket 997 01:03:24,706 --> 01:03:27,341 ♪ I love ♪ 998 01:03:27,441 --> 01:03:28,942 That was pretty shit, but... 999 01:03:29,043 --> 01:03:30,210 That was amazing! 1000 01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:32,813 Thanks. 1001 01:03:39,186 --> 01:03:42,323 Um, we should totally have sex here sometimes. 1002 01:03:42,423 --> 01:03:43,490 I love getting caught. 1003 01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:47,928 Can you... 1004 01:03:49,463 --> 01:03:50,532 can you just be chill? 1005 01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:53,834 I'm chill. 1006 01:03:53,934 --> 01:03:56,870 No, you're--you're not-- you're not chill. 1007 01:04:01,408 --> 01:04:03,077 You need to calm down. 1008 01:04:04,713 --> 01:04:06,180 You're not very chill, Grace. 1009 01:04:07,114 --> 01:04:08,982 You gotta calm your farm. 1010 01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:11,653 ♪ Oh, take a chill pill 1011 01:04:11,753 --> 01:04:13,420 ♪ Take a chill, chill pill ♪ 1012 01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:15,590 ♪ Take a chill pill, chill, chill, chill ♪♪ 1013 01:04:20,729 --> 01:04:22,930 Hey, stop eating my bread! 1014 01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:24,198 I'm--I'm sorry. 1015 01:04:25,734 --> 01:04:26,735 I didn't mean to. 1016 01:04:26,835 --> 01:04:29,169 Also, you owe me two months of rent. 1017 01:04:29,269 --> 01:04:32,674 So, when are you gonna pay? 1018 01:04:32,774 --> 01:04:34,074 No, yeah, no, I, um... 1019 01:04:35,242 --> 01:04:37,945 Honestly, I just-- I have, um... 1020 01:04:38,045 --> 01:04:42,049 I have a negative bank balance of $700. 1021 01:04:42,149 --> 01:04:45,152 But I have this big check coming in from my old job. 1022 01:04:45,252 --> 01:04:46,353 And I swear, as soon as I get it, 1023 01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:47,756 I will pay you back! 1024 01:04:47,856 --> 01:04:49,423 Just gimme the money as soon as you can. 1025 01:04:49,524 --> 01:04:50,558 I will! 1026 01:04:50,658 --> 01:04:52,794 Yes, of course, I will! 1027 01:04:54,428 --> 01:04:55,963 What are you-- what are you up to tonight? 1028 01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:58,533 There's, um, this loft party at Torn 1029 01:04:58,633 --> 01:04:59,366 that you should come to. 1030 01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,067 Yeah. 1031 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:01,435 I'm reading something. 1032 01:05:01,536 --> 01:05:05,105 You know, I can't tonight 'cause my DJ night is tonight. 1033 01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:07,107 Fuck! It's tonight? 1034 01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:08,175 You're not coming to my night? 1035 01:05:08,275 --> 01:05:09,677 Madeleine, of course I'm coming to your night. 1036 01:05:09,778 --> 01:05:11,078 It's gonna be amazing! 1037 01:05:11,178 --> 01:05:12,913 I'll come right after I read. 1038 01:05:15,784 --> 01:05:17,819 First new message. 1039 01:05:17,918 --> 01:05:19,721 Hey Grace, Phoebe here. 1040 01:05:19,821 --> 01:05:21,689 What's going on with your draft? 1041 01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:23,290 You stopped answering my emails. 1042 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,363 So, who was your first girlfriend? 1043 01:05:29,463 --> 01:05:33,066 Oh, um, I was 14, 1044 01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:35,002 but it wasn't like a typical relationship 1045 01:05:35,102 --> 01:05:37,872 'cause, um, she's older. 1046 01:05:37,971 --> 01:05:40,941 Oh, how much older? 1047 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:43,745 I was in grade nine, she was in grade twelve. 1048 01:05:43,845 --> 01:05:45,145 But it's, like, cool. 1049 01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:49,918 It was cool that, like, it happened. 1050 01:05:50,017 --> 01:05:52,019 It's just, it got really complicated 1051 01:05:52,119 --> 01:05:53,655 when she went to college. 1052 01:05:53,755 --> 01:05:55,590 Mm. 1053 01:05:56,524 --> 01:05:59,259 -Shannon. -Shannon. 1054 01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:04,465 Are you excited to read from your book? 1055 01:06:04,566 --> 01:06:05,733 Yeah, I think that writing is hard 1056 01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:07,201 and that no one should do it. 1057 01:06:08,570 --> 01:06:11,205 Yeah, how long did you write for, um, 1058 01:06:11,305 --> 01:06:13,373 that magazine for, what was it called? 1059 01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:14,341 -Merch? -Yeah. 1060 01:06:14,441 --> 01:06:15,309 About a year. 1061 01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:17,879 It's weird though, I-- 1062 01:06:17,978 --> 01:06:18,947 I went on the website last night 1063 01:06:19,046 --> 01:06:21,883 and all my articles are gone. 1064 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,383 What the fuck? 1065 01:06:23,484 --> 01:06:26,487 Yeah, so there's like 400 articles that I wrote 1066 01:06:26,588 --> 01:06:28,723 that no one can read. 1067 01:06:28,823 --> 01:06:30,290 You wrote 400 articles in a year? 1068 01:06:30,390 --> 01:06:33,595 Yeah, some, like, investigative features, 1069 01:06:33,695 --> 01:06:35,663 cultural criticism, 1070 01:06:35,763 --> 01:06:36,698 political reporting. 1071 01:06:38,933 --> 01:06:41,769 And I used to write about sex toys. 1072 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:43,003 For the music magazine? 1073 01:06:43,103 --> 01:06:46,508 Yeah, the magazine decided to fire the sex columnist 1074 01:06:46,608 --> 01:06:48,242 and my boss asked me to write a column 1075 01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:51,913 where I reviewed sex toys every week. 1076 01:06:52,012 --> 01:06:52,847 Yeah. 1077 01:06:54,649 --> 01:06:58,185 I, um, I also used to have sex with my boss. 1078 01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:00,254 Oh. 1079 01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:02,022 Yeah, um, 1080 01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:05,192 but it's not like I, like, loved it or anything. 1081 01:07:05,292 --> 01:07:09,831 I just kind of felt like since I agreed to do the column 1082 01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:14,067 that I kind of brought it on to myself. 1083 01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:17,906 I'm sorry, I just-- 1084 01:07:18,006 --> 01:07:19,139 I don't know why I'm--I'm telling you this. 1085 01:07:19,239 --> 01:07:19,974 I just feel like maybe that's just-- 1086 01:07:20,073 --> 01:07:21,375 No, I'm sorry that it happened. 1087 01:07:21,475 --> 01:07:23,645 It just sounds really shitty. 1088 01:07:23,745 --> 01:07:24,712 I... 1089 01:07:26,981 --> 01:07:28,683 I guess we've both been with people 1090 01:07:28,783 --> 01:07:30,217 who are older than us. 1091 01:07:32,987 --> 01:07:36,123 Well, I'm totally over it now, so... 1092 01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:47,434 Uh-oh. I'd say Torn Curtain's got a three-week loft span. 1093 01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:49,571 How do you know? 1094 01:07:49,671 --> 01:07:51,739 I've seen a lot of lofts come and go in my time. 1095 01:07:51,839 --> 01:07:53,708 When some space in a warehouse becomes cool, 1096 01:07:53,808 --> 01:07:55,242 then McGill students find out. 1097 01:07:55,342 --> 01:07:56,678 Next, the police come and arrest everyone. 1098 01:07:56,778 --> 01:07:57,745 -Oh! -Ew. 1099 01:07:57,845 --> 01:07:59,581 Fuck me. 1100 01:08:01,015 --> 01:08:02,149 Oh, shit. 1101 01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:03,518 I printed out my story. 1102 01:08:03,618 --> 01:08:06,119 Do you think that I should be reading it off my phone instead? 1103 01:08:06,219 --> 01:08:07,922 Nobody cares. 1104 01:08:08,022 --> 01:08:09,591 What? 1105 01:08:09,691 --> 01:08:11,726 You just graduated to the third part 1106 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:12,994 of my two-part system. 1107 01:08:13,093 --> 01:08:15,830 Act casual, swag it out, nobody cares. 1108 01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:16,764 Nobody cares, Grace. 1109 01:08:16,864 --> 01:08:17,497 Everybody here is just, like, 1110 01:08:17,599 --> 01:08:20,768 literally thinking about themselves. 1111 01:08:20,868 --> 01:08:23,605 Wow, that is terrible advice. 1112 01:08:23,705 --> 01:08:24,973 You got my text? 1113 01:08:25,073 --> 01:08:26,874 Oh. Yeah, congrats. 1114 01:08:26,975 --> 01:08:28,241 Hey, that was a massive dump. 1115 01:08:28,342 --> 01:08:29,744 -Hey, Chevy. -No. 1116 01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:30,812 No, not that one. 1117 01:08:31,946 --> 01:08:33,014 Uh... 1118 01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:36,618 The one about Jesse possibly getting a bedbug 1119 01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:37,652 from his Grindr date. 1120 01:08:37,752 --> 01:08:40,088 Yeah, it's great that he got on that. 1121 01:08:40,187 --> 01:08:41,723 -Hey. -Grace! 1122 01:08:47,127 --> 01:08:48,596 What's up with you and the publicist, huh? 1123 01:08:49,998 --> 01:08:51,331 What, do you mean Grace? 1124 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:52,900 Yeah. 1125 01:08:53,001 --> 01:08:54,167 We're friends. 1126 01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:55,402 Friends who like to fuck? 1127 01:08:55,502 --> 01:08:56,303 What? 1128 01:08:57,705 --> 01:08:58,438 Look, dude... 1129 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,010 ...she's a cum dumpster. 1130 01:09:03,711 --> 01:09:04,478 Hmm. 1131 01:09:04,579 --> 01:09:05,580 I just... 1132 01:09:06,848 --> 01:09:07,882 I gotta pee. 1133 01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:17,792 So, when do you go on? 1134 01:09:17,892 --> 01:09:19,459 Oh, thank you. 1135 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,495 Well, they said because I'm from Toronto, 1136 01:09:21,596 --> 01:09:23,798 that, um, I should be the headliner. 1137 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:28,235 Nice! You're like the Bono of this loft party. 1138 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,772 Yeah, and you're like The Edge. 1139 01:09:32,073 --> 01:09:33,608 Yeah, I'm pretty scared to read. 1140 01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:35,143 Hello, hi. 1141 01:09:35,242 --> 01:09:37,377 Wow, welcome back. 1142 01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:39,981 Thanks for being present. 1143 01:09:40,081 --> 01:09:44,018 Next up is, uh, Chevy from Bones Patrol. 1144 01:09:52,627 --> 01:09:53,861 It's just... 1145 01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:55,395 it's just "Chevy." 1146 01:09:55,495 --> 01:09:58,633 Uh, this one is, uh, new. 1147 01:10:08,241 --> 01:10:09,544 ♪ Don't look at me 1148 01:10:11,145 --> 01:10:12,780 ♪ Quit it 1149 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:13,815 ♪ Stop 1150 01:10:16,684 --> 01:10:19,352 ♪ Oh 1151 01:10:23,124 --> 01:10:23,991 ♪ Ah 1152 01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:28,529 ♪ I slept in my jeans 1153 01:10:31,298 --> 01:10:32,834 ♪ Dark hair 1154 01:10:33,868 --> 01:10:37,370 ♪ You over there 1155 01:10:37,471 --> 01:10:39,406 ♪ In the shadows 1156 01:10:41,241 --> 01:10:42,677 ♪ You're my shadow 1157 01:10:44,645 --> 01:10:50,752 ♪ Why do I wake up seeing you next to me ♪ 1158 01:10:52,153 --> 01:10:55,056 ♪ By the time you open your eyes ♪ 1159 01:10:59,827 --> 01:11:04,999 ♪ Grab your thigh, move your body next to me ♪ 1160 01:11:06,768 --> 01:11:08,236 ♪ Oh 1161 01:11:08,335 --> 01:11:09,570 Last time you open your eyes... 1162 01:11:11,706 --> 01:11:12,607 ...I'm gone. 1163 01:11:22,884 --> 01:11:25,452 ♪ Why do I wake up 1164 01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:33,895 Yeah! 1165 01:11:37,364 --> 01:11:39,667 ♪ I just wanna be loved 1166 01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:41,135 ♪ I just wanna be heard ♪ 1167 01:11:43,470 --> 01:11:45,873 I want it all, Montréal. 1168 01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:47,175 I want all of you. 1169 01:11:53,281 --> 01:11:54,148 Good night. 1170 01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:02,757 ♪ Like we did on that day 1171 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:06,093 ♪ Let's dream again 1172 01:12:06,194 --> 01:12:07,161 You're on after this. 1173 01:12:07,261 --> 01:12:08,996 Do you know how you wanna be introduced? 1174 01:12:15,303 --> 01:12:17,238 Think I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. 1175 01:12:29,951 --> 01:12:31,418 Do you see me? 1176 01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:33,988 Do I even exist to you? 1177 01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:35,723 Uh... 1178 01:12:35,823 --> 01:12:36,858 Yeah. 1179 01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:41,963 Yeah, it's just-- it's, like, confusing. 1180 01:12:42,063 --> 01:12:43,531 What is confusing? 1181 01:12:44,497 --> 01:12:47,101 I wanna see you, I do. 1182 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:48,368 I... 1183 01:12:49,737 --> 01:12:51,772 I just... 1184 01:12:51,873 --> 01:12:54,407 I don't even know if I can be in my own body right now. 1185 01:13:01,082 --> 01:13:02,250 Are all your songs about me? 1186 01:13:02,350 --> 01:13:03,483 No. 1187 01:13:06,354 --> 01:13:07,688 They're about me. 1188 01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:23,638 Hey, uh, 1189 01:13:23,738 --> 01:13:26,574 they, uh, they called your name. 1190 01:13:26,674 --> 01:13:30,044 Oh, well, I don't-- I don't think I'm gonna read. 1191 01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:39,086 -Hey, Archie. -Hi, Chevy. 1192 01:13:39,186 --> 01:13:40,221 Look, whatever you read 1193 01:13:40,321 --> 01:13:40,888 is gonna be just another little part 1194 01:13:40,988 --> 01:13:41,989 of everyone's meaningless lives. 1195 01:13:42,089 --> 01:13:44,859 But for you, this could be a really big part. 1196 01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:46,560 Look, I think-- 1197 01:13:46,661 --> 01:13:48,461 I think whether you read at this loft party 1198 01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:51,799 is, like, a defining moment. 1199 01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:56,070 Hey, I have, like, one beer at my house. 1200 01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,710 Um... 1201 01:14:02,810 --> 01:14:03,377 Yeah. 1202 01:14:03,476 --> 01:14:05,913 I think I'm gonna leave, okay? 1203 01:14:06,013 --> 01:14:08,215 Thank you so much for coming with me. 1204 01:14:12,153 --> 01:14:13,486 Have a good night. 1205 01:14:15,056 --> 01:14:16,090 Wait! 1206 01:14:18,326 --> 01:14:19,660 Wazzup? 1207 01:14:25,733 --> 01:14:28,202 Ow! I mean the word overrated is overrated. 1208 01:14:28,302 --> 01:14:29,502 I guess. 1209 01:14:30,571 --> 01:14:31,772 Hey, Jesse! 1210 01:14:31,872 --> 01:14:32,940 -Yo. -What's up roomie? 1211 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,508 Yo, yo, yo. 1212 01:14:35,643 --> 01:14:37,477 I didn't know you guys were roommates. 1213 01:14:37,578 --> 01:14:39,347 Yeah, yeah, when Chevy brings girls over, 1214 01:14:39,447 --> 01:14:40,681 I sleep in the van. 1215 01:14:40,781 --> 01:14:42,183 How's the puzzle going? 1216 01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:43,117 It's going good. 1217 01:14:43,217 --> 01:14:44,352 It looks good. 1218 01:14:44,452 --> 01:14:46,320 So, we want, like, the purple ones up here. 1219 01:14:46,420 --> 01:14:48,689 Hey, Chevy, are we having a beer? 1220 01:14:50,091 --> 01:14:50,925 Yeah. 1221 01:14:51,692 --> 01:14:53,127 -Cool. -Now? 1222 01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:54,161 -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. 1223 01:14:55,930 --> 01:14:57,031 Bye, Jesse. 1224 01:14:58,332 --> 01:14:59,633 Bye. 1225 01:15:02,870 --> 01:15:04,105 Whoa. 1226 01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:07,808 What happened here? 1227 01:15:07,908 --> 01:15:09,377 Fucking Jesse found a bedbug 1228 01:15:09,477 --> 01:15:11,278 when he came back from his Grindr date. 1229 01:15:11,379 --> 01:15:12,847 Huh, it's good that he's on that. 1230 01:15:12,947 --> 01:15:15,883 For sure, it's really good. 1231 01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:18,652 Anyways, we're supposed to put all our shit into bags 1232 01:15:18,753 --> 01:15:20,755 to smother the bugs. 1233 01:15:23,424 --> 01:15:24,692 Whoa, oh! 1234 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:25,926 Do you have bedbugs? 1235 01:15:26,027 --> 01:15:28,562 Trust me, I don't. 1236 01:15:28,662 --> 01:15:32,066 "All bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination. 1237 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:34,468 Female bedbugs possess a reproductive tract 1238 01:15:34,568 --> 01:15:37,338 that functions during oviposition, 1239 01:15:37,438 --> 01:15:39,340 but the male does not use this tract 1240 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:41,876 for sperm insemination. 1241 01:15:43,644 --> 01:15:45,613 Instead, the male pierces the female's abdomen 1242 01:15:45,713 --> 01:15:47,615 with his hypodermic penis 1243 01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,618 and ejaculates into the body cavity." 1244 01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:07,495 Just--just one second. 1245 01:17:07,596 --> 01:17:08,662 Okay. 1246 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,407 Huh. 1247 01:17:22,343 --> 01:17:23,210 And there it goes. 1248 01:17:36,223 --> 01:17:37,391 Why are you laughing? 1249 01:17:37,491 --> 01:17:39,260 I'm s--I'm sorry. 1250 01:17:41,028 --> 01:17:42,997 My--my dick just won't get hard for you. 1251 01:17:46,267 --> 01:17:47,334 Maybe next time. 1252 01:17:49,870 --> 01:17:51,338 Maybe next time? 1253 01:17:58,979 --> 01:18:01,348 You should go down on me and make me cum. 1254 01:18:12,493 --> 01:18:13,961 Make yourself cum. 1255 01:18:39,688 --> 01:18:42,056 Stupid fucking shoe. 1256 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:45,192 Fucking fuck this fucking place! 1257 01:18:47,127 --> 01:18:47,761 Fuck! 1258 01:18:49,363 --> 01:18:52,900 Oh, my God, Grace, go to fucking sleep! 1259 01:18:55,670 --> 01:18:57,504 First new message. 1260 01:18:57,606 --> 01:18:58,506 Hey, Grace. 1261 01:18:58,607 --> 01:18:59,440 I wanted to let you know 1262 01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:01,576 that we will not be moving forward 1263 01:19:01,676 --> 01:19:04,411 with your edition of Jagged Little Pill. 1264 01:19:04,512 --> 01:19:06,880 Your lack of communication made it very frustrating 1265 01:19:06,981 --> 01:19:09,316 for me to work with you as an editor. 1266 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:11,385 I'm gonna forward you an email from our lawyers 1267 01:19:11,485 --> 01:19:13,120 terminating your contract 1268 01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:15,456 and you'll need to pay back our advance. 1269 01:19:15,557 --> 01:19:16,524 Thank you. 1270 01:19:53,027 --> 01:19:55,863 Grace, what's wrong? 1271 01:19:55,963 --> 01:19:57,931 It's 3:00 a.m. right now. 1272 01:19:58,032 --> 01:20:01,969 I fucking wasted my summer on a fucking idiot! 1273 01:20:02,069 --> 01:20:04,305 I told you he was the worst guy in Montreal. 1274 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:14,783 Hey, he came to my DJ night, okay? 1275 01:20:14,882 --> 01:20:15,816 He's the only one who came. 1276 01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:17,251 Oh, shit. 1277 01:20:18,919 --> 01:20:20,054 How'd it go? 1278 01:20:22,089 --> 01:20:24,726 Grace, you treat people like shit. 1279 01:20:24,825 --> 01:20:26,093 You've eaten my groceries 1280 01:20:26,193 --> 01:20:29,396 and borrowed my clothes without asking. 1281 01:20:30,665 --> 01:20:31,733 We're not friends. 1282 01:20:31,832 --> 01:20:34,335 How can you say that? 1283 01:20:34,435 --> 01:20:36,270 What part of Quebec am I from, Grace? 1284 01:20:37,706 --> 01:20:39,106 Jean de la Rivière. 1285 01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:40,874 No. 1286 01:20:43,377 --> 01:20:45,714 -I don't understand. -I know you didn't understand. 1287 01:20:45,814 --> 01:20:47,881 Hey, you owe me two months of rent! 1288 01:20:47,981 --> 01:20:50,851 If I don't get your half by next week, 1289 01:20:50,951 --> 01:20:53,788 all this dirty ass shit is going on Saint Urbain. 1290 01:20:53,887 --> 01:20:55,155 Wait, what? What? 1291 01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:19,781 Sorry, we can go soon. 1292 01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:20,815 I'm just--I'm-- 1293 01:21:20,914 --> 01:21:23,551 I'm looking for my Strokes t-shirt. 1294 01:21:23,651 --> 01:21:24,819 Oh, is this it? 1295 01:21:24,918 --> 01:21:28,088 No, no, no, don't touch that. 1296 01:21:28,188 --> 01:21:29,156 Oh. 1297 01:21:32,159 --> 01:21:33,193 Wow. 1298 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:33,927 A dolphin. 1299 01:21:36,598 --> 01:21:38,132 Yeah, I got it at work. 1300 01:21:38,232 --> 01:21:40,769 Right, you reviewed it for the column. 1301 01:21:40,869 --> 01:21:41,935 What'd you give it? 1302 01:21:42,035 --> 01:21:45,005 Um, five stars. 1303 01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:46,574 Yep, can I, um, can I get it back? 1304 01:21:46,674 --> 01:21:48,208 -Wait. -Okay. 1305 01:21:49,209 --> 01:21:50,944 What does the dolphin do? 1306 01:21:52,881 --> 01:21:55,983 Well, it is, um... 1307 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:59,319 like a rabbit-style vibrator, 1308 01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:00,954 so, you, like, um, 1309 01:22:01,054 --> 01:22:02,289 insert it, obviously, 1310 01:22:02,389 --> 01:22:05,159 and, um, the switch makes the-- 1311 01:22:05,259 --> 01:22:07,595 yeah, the penis part go faster 1312 01:22:07,695 --> 01:22:10,799 and, um, rotates the weird beads. 1313 01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:14,001 Oh, and you can also control the dolphin 1314 01:22:14,101 --> 01:22:17,337 for, like, the, um, the clitoris. 1315 01:22:24,679 --> 01:22:25,713 I, um... 1316 01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:28,583 have oral herpes, 1317 01:22:28,683 --> 01:22:30,984 that's why I'm celibate. 1318 01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:34,722 Oh, okay. 1319 01:22:36,423 --> 01:22:39,460 Um, how did-- how did you get it? 1320 01:22:40,895 --> 01:22:41,995 Um... 1321 01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:43,698 Uh... 1322 01:22:44,364 --> 01:22:46,099 Yeah, 1323 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,802 Dated this French girl at Concordia. 1324 01:22:47,902 --> 01:22:49,236 She cheated on me. 1325 01:22:50,471 --> 01:22:53,373 And six months later, I went on OkCupid 1326 01:22:53,474 --> 01:22:55,075 and hooked up with this girl who gave me oral herpes 1327 01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:56,977 right before she went to Amsterdam. 1328 01:22:57,077 --> 01:22:58,412 I was like... 1329 01:22:58,513 --> 01:23:00,047 "Hey, thanks for giving me herpes. 1330 01:23:00,147 --> 01:23:01,683 Enjoy Anne Frank's house." 1331 01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:09,323 Please don't make fun of me. 1332 01:23:09,423 --> 01:23:11,391 I'm not gonna make fun of you. 1333 01:23:11,492 --> 01:23:13,862 I think having oral herpes is, like, very punk rock. 1334 01:23:13,962 --> 01:23:15,964 Okay! I find it very hard to communicate, 1335 01:23:16,063 --> 01:23:19,366 like, genuine thoughts and emotions, 1336 01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:21,201 but, um, 1337 01:23:21,301 --> 01:23:24,304 I think I might have... 1338 01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:25,405 feelings? 1339 01:23:26,908 --> 01:23:29,176 We have fake conversations. 1340 01:23:29,276 --> 01:23:31,111 Um, I'll be at the grocery store 1341 01:23:31,211 --> 01:23:33,413 wondering what your favorite melon is. 1342 01:23:33,515 --> 01:23:37,184 Yeah, that's a legitimate thought I had recently. 1343 01:23:37,284 --> 01:23:39,787 Or--or I'll--I'll picture us at an all-inclusive resort 1344 01:23:39,888 --> 01:23:43,123 with our kids going like, "Hey, go to the play center. 1345 01:23:43,223 --> 01:23:44,726 Mommy and Daddy need their alone time." 1346 01:23:44,826 --> 01:23:46,260 And then, we'll drink daiquiris 1347 01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,563 and--and I'll, like, rub suntan lotion 1348 01:23:48,663 --> 01:23:50,430 into your beautiful freckled shoulders 1349 01:23:50,532 --> 01:23:53,935 and I will feel just so fucking alive. 1350 01:24:01,009 --> 01:24:02,376 Cantaloupe. 1351 01:24:03,878 --> 01:24:05,279 What? 1352 01:24:05,379 --> 01:24:07,615 My favorite melon is a cantaloupe. 1353 01:24:12,219 --> 01:24:14,254 That's a sick melon. 1354 01:24:18,425 --> 01:24:21,829 I--I--I don't think that I can date two guys 1355 01:24:21,930 --> 01:24:23,263 in the same band. 1356 01:24:23,363 --> 01:24:25,900 Things with Chevy are just like... 1357 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,710 Chevy called you a cum dumpster. 1358 01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:38,211 What? 1359 01:24:39,647 --> 01:24:40,882 The loft party you didn't read at, 1360 01:24:40,982 --> 01:24:42,584 he called you a cum dumpster. 1361 01:24:45,452 --> 01:24:47,087 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have repeated that. 1362 01:24:47,187 --> 01:24:49,156 It's like some gross shit people in Alberta say. 1363 01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:50,725 Archie, just get the fuck out of my room! 1364 01:24:50,825 --> 01:24:52,292 Okay, sorry! 1365 01:24:52,392 --> 01:24:53,695 Ugh. 1366 01:24:56,798 --> 01:24:58,231 Archie, wait. 1367 01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:02,670 Um... 1368 01:25:07,976 --> 01:25:09,744 I need my vibrator back. 1369 01:25:11,411 --> 01:25:12,614 Okay. 1370 01:25:26,894 --> 01:25:30,397 ♪ I traveled across my emotions 1371 01:25:30,497 --> 01:25:33,433 to find out what's right ♪ 1372 01:25:36,904 --> 01:25:38,171 ♪ I stared in your eyes... 1373 01:25:38,271 --> 01:25:40,074 Hey, it's my little French girl! 1374 01:25:40,173 --> 01:25:43,011 ♪ And I started to cry 1375 01:25:46,781 --> 01:25:48,650 ♪ It's never a choice 1376 01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:49,717 when the light in your life starts to die ♪ 1377 01:25:49,817 --> 01:25:51,819 So, who's the next birthday in the family? 1378 01:25:51,919 --> 01:25:54,656 It's me! 1379 01:25:54,756 --> 01:25:55,923 Happy 49, Mom. 1380 01:25:56,024 --> 01:25:58,860 Shh, I'm 42 U.S. 1381 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,460 ♪ ...to the person... 1382 01:26:00,561 --> 01:26:01,228 Thank you. 1383 01:26:01,328 --> 01:26:03,463 ♪ ...in my eyes 1384 01:26:05,066 --> 01:26:05,833 Why's the pool green? 1385 01:26:05,933 --> 01:26:08,603 ♪ You saw in my eyes 1386 01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:13,675 ♪ Remind me, oh, baby ♪ 1387 01:26:13,775 --> 01:26:15,275 I really appreciate the catering work, 1388 01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:19,013 but I have, like, a negative bank balance of $1,200, 1389 01:26:19,113 --> 01:26:20,414 and I have to pay back my advance, 1390 01:26:20,515 --> 01:26:22,717 and I have to pay my roommate back 1391 01:26:22,817 --> 01:26:24,418 for two months of rent. 1392 01:26:24,519 --> 01:26:26,854 She said she's gonna throw my stuff out on the street. 1393 01:26:26,954 --> 01:26:29,423 And I feel bad for you, honey, 1394 01:26:29,524 --> 01:26:33,828 but your father and I have to save money right now 1395 01:26:33,928 --> 01:26:36,164 for the D-I-V-O-R-C-E. 1396 01:26:36,263 --> 01:26:38,099 Mom, you don't have to whisper, okay? 1397 01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:38,966 He's in the basement. 1398 01:26:43,004 --> 01:26:46,107 Make that pig pay you the $4,000 he owes you. 1399 01:26:46,206 --> 01:26:48,341 Go to the Merge office. 1400 01:26:48,442 --> 01:26:51,211 Your father can drive you to the GO station. 1401 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:15,937 Do you want a rock? 1402 01:27:17,805 --> 01:27:19,306 Sure. 1403 01:27:26,781 --> 01:27:28,248 Here. 1404 01:27:35,990 --> 01:27:37,357 Thanks. 1405 01:27:41,829 --> 01:27:44,431 Mission of Burma, Interpol, fucking Primus, right? 1406 01:27:44,532 --> 01:27:46,067 -Gang of Four, Ween. -Yeah. 1407 01:27:46,167 --> 01:27:47,001 -Ween, fucking Ween. -Right? 1408 01:27:47,101 --> 01:27:49,203 You don't get Ween without Pere Ubu. 1409 01:27:49,302 --> 01:27:50,638 Pere Ubu sucks. 1410 01:27:51,906 --> 01:27:53,841 Whoa. 1411 01:27:53,941 --> 01:27:56,343 Is that Grace fucking Pine? 1412 01:27:56,443 --> 01:27:58,513 Yeah, hi, Grace, uh... 1413 01:27:58,613 --> 01:28:00,815 To what do we owe the pleasure? 1414 01:28:00,915 --> 01:28:02,449 I need to talk to you. 1415 01:28:02,550 --> 01:28:04,552 Uh, yeah, well, we're just-- we're kind of 1416 01:28:04,652 --> 01:28:06,587 about to do a meeting in, like, less than ten-- 1417 01:28:06,687 --> 01:28:08,388 I need to talk to you right now. 1418 01:28:10,191 --> 01:28:11,759 Yeah, okay. Uh, okay. 1419 01:28:11,859 --> 01:28:14,162 Uh, uh, we'll talk in my office. 1420 01:28:14,262 --> 01:28:15,530 Pere Ubu does kind of suck. 1421 01:28:15,630 --> 01:28:16,798 I feel like they're one of those bands 1422 01:28:16,898 --> 01:28:17,999 that's better live. 1423 01:28:18,099 --> 01:28:20,234 How's it going? 1424 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:23,503 I thought we already processed your invoice. 1425 01:28:27,175 --> 01:28:29,110 Well, you didn't. 1426 01:28:29,210 --> 01:28:31,411 Yeah, pretty sure we did. 1427 01:28:31,512 --> 01:28:32,847 No, you didn't. 1428 01:28:32,947 --> 01:28:34,347 Okay. 1429 01:28:35,382 --> 01:28:36,918 Um... 1430 01:28:39,754 --> 01:28:41,856 Hey, how's working with Phoebe? 1431 01:28:44,058 --> 01:28:45,927 Well, um, I... 1432 01:28:48,062 --> 01:28:49,263 I--I couldn't... 1433 01:28:49,362 --> 01:28:51,766 I couldn't write the book. 1434 01:28:51,866 --> 01:28:53,000 Yeah. 1435 01:28:57,404 --> 01:28:58,706 I--I really hope that you're not telling people 1436 01:28:58,806 --> 01:29:00,608 that you, like, got me a book deal or something 1437 01:29:00,708 --> 01:29:03,911 'cause, like, you're not my mentor or my friend. 1438 01:29:04,011 --> 01:29:08,381 And, um, actually, you, like, kind of exploited me 1439 01:29:08,481 --> 01:29:11,319 and then you treated me like a piece of shit. 1440 01:29:11,418 --> 01:29:14,188 Well, no, I think 1441 01:29:14,288 --> 01:29:16,456 I'm pretty sure that you would acknowledge a piece of shit 1442 01:29:16,557 --> 01:29:17,592 before you flushed it down the toilet. 1443 01:29:17,692 --> 01:29:21,863 Oh, that's a pretty indulgent metaphor, Grace. 1444 01:29:21,963 --> 01:29:24,031 Can we find something else to say there? 1445 01:29:24,131 --> 01:29:25,498 Did you think it was hot, 1446 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:29,036 like, you fucking me on your desk at my job? 1447 01:29:29,136 --> 01:29:31,471 Like, I have cum in my hair in the meeting? 1448 01:29:31,572 --> 01:29:35,209 Like, being treated like an absolute joke? 1449 01:29:35,309 --> 01:29:38,913 And you know what the worst part is? 1450 01:29:39,013 --> 01:29:41,749 Why the fuck are you still wearing bootcut jeans? 1451 01:29:41,849 --> 01:29:43,017 Uh... 1452 01:29:45,519 --> 01:29:47,555 I need my check, 1453 01:29:47,655 --> 01:29:50,558 and I need you to reinstate my author page on the website. 1454 01:29:50,658 --> 01:29:51,792 I wrote 400 articles 1455 01:29:51,893 --> 01:29:54,662 and some of them have got to be worth something. 1456 01:29:56,130 --> 01:29:58,733 I'm talented. 1457 01:29:58,833 --> 01:30:00,701 I'm going to continue to write. 1458 01:30:00,801 --> 01:30:03,436 And I'm gonna be very successful without you. 1459 01:30:05,006 --> 01:30:07,241 Uh, okay. 1460 01:30:07,341 --> 01:30:09,877 Uh... 1461 01:30:09,977 --> 01:30:12,213 I thought... 1462 01:30:12,313 --> 01:30:13,381 I thought this was the kink. 1463 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:17,018 I thought it was hot for you. 1464 01:30:18,853 --> 01:30:22,623 You're the one who called me crying, 1465 01:30:22,723 --> 01:30:26,694 begging me to reconsider when I ended it. 1466 01:30:26,794 --> 01:30:29,429 Well, I don't think that I did like it. 1467 01:30:34,268 --> 01:30:37,171 Okay, okay. 1468 01:30:41,842 --> 01:30:46,814 I'm sorry it's taken me so long to process your invoice. 1469 01:30:46,914 --> 01:30:48,849 Uh... 1470 01:30:48,950 --> 01:30:51,652 And I'm sorry about the other thing too. 1471 01:31:35,262 --> 01:31:37,497 Oh, yeah, Bone Patrol. 1472 01:31:37,598 --> 01:31:40,301 I read about these guys in the Montreal Mirror. 1473 01:31:40,401 --> 01:31:41,369 That was a neat series. 1474 01:31:41,469 --> 01:31:43,104 Totally bipolar. 1475 01:31:44,772 --> 01:31:49,643 ♪ How could someone like me scare someone like you ♪ 1476 01:31:49,744 --> 01:31:54,081 ♪ When you got that look in the whole world I can do ♪ 1477 01:31:54,181 --> 01:31:59,053 ♪ Why do I have to prove that daddy loves you ♪ 1478 01:31:59,153 --> 01:32:05,860 ♪ It's got me feeling like Mozart's sister ♪ 1479 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:10,164 ♪ Ah 1480 01:32:10,264 --> 01:32:13,300 ♪ Mozart's sister 1481 01:32:13,401 --> 01:32:15,136 Oh, my God. 1482 01:32:15,236 --> 01:32:20,007 ♪ Ah 1483 01:32:20,107 --> 01:32:22,009 Thank you for this. 1484 01:32:22,109 --> 01:32:24,779 This is--this is not an excuse, um, 1485 01:32:24,879 --> 01:32:28,916 but you are, um, very cool and beautiful. 1486 01:32:29,016 --> 01:32:32,653 So, I didn't know why you'd wanna be my friend. 1487 01:32:32,753 --> 01:32:35,556 Well, you know, I feel weird and awkward 1488 01:32:35,656 --> 01:32:38,626 all the time, right? 1489 01:32:38,726 --> 01:32:40,094 But you know about, like, deep house, 1490 01:32:40,194 --> 01:32:42,329 and when you put your hair up in a bun, 1491 01:32:42,430 --> 01:32:46,167 it, like, looks like that. 1492 01:32:46,267 --> 01:32:48,469 Yeah, that's because I don't wash my hair. 1493 01:32:48,569 --> 01:32:51,705 I'm fucking depressed. 1494 01:32:51,806 --> 01:32:54,442 If it's okay, I think, um, I would like to learn 1495 01:32:54,543 --> 01:32:57,778 how to be like, um, like, actual friends. 1496 01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:00,681 Oui. 1497 01:33:03,217 --> 01:33:05,554 We can be actual friends. 1498 01:33:07,488 --> 01:33:09,490 ♪ ...second sex famously ♪ 1499 01:33:09,590 --> 01:33:10,658 I'm sorry. 1500 01:33:10,758 --> 01:33:13,894 ♪ Awash sunset lies 1501 01:33:13,994 --> 01:33:17,231 ♪ In an always sorry life 1502 01:33:17,331 --> 01:33:20,000 ♪ Fuckin' ageless 1503 01:33:20,101 --> 01:33:24,071 ♪ Sexless, locationless nights ♪♪ 1504 01:33:30,611 --> 01:33:31,612 Fucking love you guys! 1505 01:33:42,656 --> 01:33:43,824 You ever meet someone and they scare 1506 01:33:43,924 --> 01:33:44,792 the shit outta you? 1507 01:33:44,892 --> 01:33:46,994 -Yeah! -Hell yeah! 1508 01:33:47,094 --> 01:33:48,929 This song's called "Slept in My Jeans." 1509 01:33:55,903 --> 01:33:57,505 ♪ Slept in my jeans 1510 01:33:59,173 --> 01:34:00,808 ♪ Oh 1511 01:34:05,679 --> 01:34:07,481 ♪ Oh 1512 01:34:07,582 --> 01:34:10,951 ♪ I slept in, I, I slept in my jeans ♪♪ 1513 01:34:21,530 --> 01:34:25,299 -Excuse me. -What the fuck? 1514 01:34:27,602 --> 01:34:28,702 You okay? 1515 01:34:28,802 --> 01:34:30,771 Play something! 1516 01:34:30,871 --> 01:34:35,342 Um, Hugo, play some fucking shit. 1517 01:34:35,442 --> 01:34:37,444 Jesse, let's play in C. 1518 01:34:42,783 --> 01:34:44,285 ♪ Ohh ♪ 1519 01:34:46,555 --> 01:34:47,755 Look at all these beautiful faces. 1520 01:34:47,855 --> 01:34:49,156 Oh, yeah, beautiful. 1521 01:34:49,723 --> 01:34:51,125 Let's go. 1522 01:34:54,995 --> 01:34:56,096 Oh! 1523 01:34:56,197 --> 01:34:57,698 -Oh, I hate shots. -Right? 1524 01:34:57,798 --> 01:34:58,866 Never wanna take one again. 1525 01:34:58,966 --> 01:35:00,167 What's up, publicist? 1526 01:35:00,267 --> 01:35:01,402 Oh. 1527 01:35:01,502 --> 01:35:02,537 Hi. 1528 01:35:05,472 --> 01:35:08,409 That was a great show, right? 1529 01:35:08,510 --> 01:35:10,277 Yeah. 1530 01:35:10,377 --> 01:35:13,147 A lot of people, like, came. 1531 01:35:15,916 --> 01:35:17,418 Archie, though, 1532 01:35:17,519 --> 01:35:20,354 like, what a fucking asshole. 1533 01:35:20,454 --> 01:35:24,358 I just wanna say... 1534 01:35:24,458 --> 01:35:26,126 you did a really good job 1535 01:35:26,227 --> 01:35:29,930 with the whole writing thing or whatever. 1536 01:35:30,030 --> 01:35:31,031 Um... 1537 01:35:33,867 --> 01:35:36,837 I don't know what I want, 1538 01:35:36,937 --> 01:35:39,608 but I do know that I don't know. 1539 01:35:46,013 --> 01:35:48,415 Mm, okay, okay, um... 1540 01:35:50,784 --> 01:35:52,654 Was that, uh, supposed to be like a-- 1541 01:35:52,753 --> 01:35:56,156 like a romantic gesture? 1542 01:35:56,257 --> 01:35:57,024 What? 1543 01:35:57,124 --> 01:35:59,661 What are you trying to say? 1544 01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:04,265 Because I--I feel exhausted and hurt 1545 01:36:04,365 --> 01:36:08,302 and confused every time you talk to me. 1546 01:36:08,402 --> 01:36:09,503 Okay. 1547 01:36:12,206 --> 01:36:14,174 Sorry, what? 1548 01:36:14,275 --> 01:36:16,310 Chevy... 1549 01:36:16,410 --> 01:36:18,178 I'm no longer into you. 1550 01:36:18,279 --> 01:36:19,681 Okay? 1551 01:36:19,780 --> 01:36:22,483 And with all due respect, fuck off. 1552 01:36:30,291 --> 01:36:32,293 When you're a 22-year-old music critic, 1553 01:36:32,393 --> 01:36:34,094 who happens to be female, 1554 01:36:34,194 --> 01:36:36,765 you will spend a lot of time in a semi-circle, 1555 01:36:36,864 --> 01:36:39,701 standing on the periphery of a conversation. 1556 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,503 This formation is common for women in the arts. 1557 01:36:44,606 --> 01:36:48,809 Standing next to you are six bearded men in plaid shirts, 1558 01:36:48,909 --> 01:36:50,878 arguing about which album is better: 1559 01:36:50,978 --> 01:36:52,379 Hüsker Du's Zen Arcade 1560 01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:55,382 or The Minutemen's Double Nickels on The Dime. 1561 01:36:55,482 --> 01:36:58,520 They're all pretending not to look at your boobs. 1562 01:37:00,921 --> 01:37:01,955 You stupidly forgot 1563 01:37:02,056 --> 01:37:04,325 your semi-circle-camouflaging hoodie at home 1564 01:37:04,425 --> 01:37:06,260 and your deep V from American Apparel 1565 01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:09,029 is really wrecking the vibe for everyone today. 1566 01:37:10,665 --> 01:37:12,499 Every so often there is an opening, 1567 01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:15,169 a rare pause where you're allowed to interject 1568 01:37:15,269 --> 01:37:18,038 with an enthusiastic nod or a laugh. 1569 01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:22,176 Only once has someone asked for your opinion 1570 01:37:22,276 --> 01:37:23,745 and that moment made your heart feel 1571 01:37:23,844 --> 01:37:26,013 like a whole football field of floodlights, 1572 01:37:26,113 --> 01:37:28,282 slowly switching on at dusk. 1573 01:37:30,184 --> 01:37:32,152 Validating the opinions and tastes of men 1574 01:37:32,252 --> 01:37:34,021 you don't agree with is how you've paid your rent 1575 01:37:34,121 --> 01:37:36,357 for the last five years. 1576 01:37:36,457 --> 01:37:39,159 It's how you've gotten boys to like you. 1577 01:37:39,259 --> 01:37:40,762 It's how you've gained attention from your dad 1578 01:37:40,861 --> 01:37:42,429 who loves Steely Dan. 1579 01:37:44,599 --> 01:37:46,300 These days, you cultivate 1580 01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:50,839 the semi-circle's tastes like a secret garden, 1581 01:37:50,938 --> 01:37:53,675 having made your way through Infinite Jest, 1582 01:37:53,775 --> 01:37:56,143 Neutral Milk Hotel in concert, 1583 01:37:56,243 --> 01:37:59,446 and all six Star Wars movies on DVD. 1584 01:38:01,448 --> 01:38:03,785 Because to stand outside the semi-circle 1585 01:38:03,884 --> 01:38:09,056 is to be unlikable, unfuckable, unemployed. 1586 01:38:10,324 --> 01:38:11,693 It means forming your own opinions 1587 01:38:11,793 --> 01:38:13,227 about what matters and who knows 1588 01:38:13,327 --> 01:38:14,763 what those might even be, right? 1589 01:38:16,598 --> 01:38:19,333 To be a woman who doesn't need male approval... 1590 01:38:20,668 --> 01:38:22,469 ...to live for yourself, 1591 01:38:22,570 --> 01:38:25,105 to know what kind of person you might want to become 1592 01:38:25,205 --> 01:38:26,006 without constantly worrying 1593 01:38:26,106 --> 01:38:27,575 about what men might think of you 1594 01:38:27,675 --> 01:38:30,310 seems impossible at this moment. 1595 01:38:30,411 --> 01:38:32,112 At least that's what you believe, 1596 01:38:32,212 --> 01:38:36,316 as a 22-year-old music critic, who happens to be female, 1597 01:38:36,417 --> 01:38:39,386 standing on the periphery of a conversation, 1598 01:38:39,486 --> 01:38:41,723 hoping to be let in. 1599 01:38:46,326 --> 01:38:47,428 Thank you. 1600 01:39:07,782 --> 01:39:08,449 Actually... 1601 01:39:40,347 --> 01:39:42,382 Hi. 1602 01:39:42,483 --> 01:39:44,284 I missed my train. 1603 01:39:44,384 --> 01:39:45,385 Hmm. 1604 01:39:48,322 --> 01:39:50,625 It's big. 1605 01:39:50,725 --> 01:39:52,226 It's disgusting. 1606 01:39:54,361 --> 01:39:57,164 Can I--can I leave my suitcase here while I wait? 1607 01:39:58,566 --> 01:40:00,067 Chevy's not available? 1608 01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,169 That cum dumpster? No. 1609 01:40:05,005 --> 01:40:07,040 Good one. 1610 01:40:07,140 --> 01:40:09,409 When are you leaving? 1611 01:40:09,511 --> 01:40:12,514 Um, I think I'm gonna take the midnight Megabus. 1612 01:40:14,281 --> 01:40:16,885 Do you wanna go on an adventure? 1613 01:40:16,985 --> 01:40:20,053 I have the keys to the Bone Patrol van. 1614 01:40:20,153 --> 01:40:21,388 I get to go in the van? 1615 01:40:27,461 --> 01:40:30,197 ♪ I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes ♪ 1616 01:40:30,297 --> 01:40:33,100 ♪ When Mike came over with the script surprise ♪ 1617 01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:36,036 ♪ A mafioso story with a twist 1618 01:40:36,136 --> 01:40:38,438 ♪ A "To Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch ♪ 1619 01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:40,407 ♪ "Get your ass out of bed," he said, 1620 01:40:40,508 --> 01:40:43,545 "I'll explain it on the way" ♪ 1621 01:40:43,645 --> 01:40:48,883 ♪ But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day ♪ 1622 01:40:48,983 --> 01:40:50,018 ♪ And I'll say 1623 01:40:50,117 --> 01:40:54,622 ♪ What the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. 1624 01:40:54,722 --> 01:40:56,691 at 26 ♪ 1625 01:40:56,791 --> 01:40:59,928 ♪ With my mind on my money and my money on my mind ♪ 1626 01:41:00,028 --> 01:41:01,596 -♪ Beer, beer -♪ I know that life 1627 01:41:01,696 --> 01:41:03,230 is for the taking ♪ 1628 01:41:03,330 --> 01:41:06,701 ♪ So I better wise up and take it... ♪ 1629 01:41:06,801 --> 01:41:08,335 All right, cross it off. 1630 01:41:08,435 --> 01:41:11,238 ♪ Yeah, one more time at Trader Vic's ♪ 1631 01:41:25,152 --> 01:41:26,386 ♪ L.A. 1632 01:41:30,825 --> 01:41:31,926 ♪ L.A. 1633 01:41:33,695 --> 01:41:36,229 ♪ L.A. ♪ 1634 01:41:36,330 --> 01:41:39,199 You know, Toronto's gonna be exactly the same, 1635 01:41:39,299 --> 01:41:42,003 except with no French people. 1636 01:41:42,102 --> 01:41:44,338 Yeah. 1637 01:41:44,438 --> 01:41:47,140 So, stay. 1638 01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:48,810 Learn French. 1639 01:41:50,778 --> 01:41:52,547 Yeah, I think I have a few things to figure out 1640 01:41:52,647 --> 01:41:54,448 in Toronto first. 1641 01:41:54,549 --> 01:41:55,817 Hmm. 1642 01:41:58,753 --> 01:42:00,622 Okay, new term: 1643 01:42:00,722 --> 01:42:03,057 "Moving to Toronto." 1644 01:42:03,156 --> 01:42:05,059 It's when you get your shit together. 1645 01:42:05,158 --> 01:42:07,427 Like, when I got my vape, 1646 01:42:07,528 --> 01:42:09,998 I really moved my weed to Toronto. 1647 01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:29,483 Okay, this is my favorite song. 1648 01:42:56,644 --> 01:43:01,448 ♪ Look, you think I'm unglued 1649 01:43:01,549 --> 01:43:06,888 ♪ I'm just studying you 1650 01:43:06,988 --> 01:43:11,125 ♪ You fold up all over town 1651 01:43:11,224 --> 01:43:16,363 ♪ Stereo-mindset sucking you down ♪ 1652 01:43:16,463 --> 01:43:20,434 ♪ You're dressed up, look what you've said ♪ 1653 01:43:20,535 --> 01:43:25,238 ♪ But left your insides at home ♪ 1654 01:43:25,338 --> 01:43:26,140 Are you sure? 1655 01:43:26,239 --> 01:43:30,078 ♪ Hit me with your smile again 1656 01:43:30,178 --> 01:43:31,145 You might get oral herpes. 1657 01:43:31,244 --> 01:43:35,516 ♪ Hit me with your smile again 1658 01:44:14,689 --> 01:44:19,359 ♪ Disappear beneath the day 1659 01:44:19,459 --> 01:44:24,098 ♪ Oh, no, it's still the same 1660 01:44:24,198 --> 01:44:27,434 ♪ You make it hard to breathe 1661 01:44:29,070 --> 01:44:32,006 ♪ You make it hard to breathe 1662 01:44:34,575 --> 01:44:37,945 ♪ You miss everything 1663 01:44:38,045 --> 01:44:42,449 ♪ That's in your way 1664 01:44:44,284 --> 01:44:47,354 ♪ You miss everything 1665 01:44:47,454 --> 01:44:53,094 ♪ That's good for you 1666 01:44:53,194 --> 01:44:55,863 ♪ It kinda gets me down 1667 01:44:58,099 --> 01:45:01,169 ♪ It kinda gets me down 1668 01:45:02,570 --> 01:45:06,140 ♪ It kinda gets me down 1669 01:45:08,910 --> 01:45:09,744 Oh, my God! 1670 01:45:14,081 --> 01:45:18,619 ♪ Look, you think I'm unglued 1671 01:45:18,719 --> 01:45:23,691 ♪ I'm still studying you 1672 01:45:23,791 --> 01:45:28,296 ♪ You fold up all over town 1673 01:45:28,395 --> 01:45:33,167 ♪ Stereo-mindset sucking you down ♪♪ 1674 01:47:13,334 --> 01:47:17,204 One, two, one, two, three, four. 1675 01:47:32,420 --> 01:47:35,656 ♪ I'm again high 1676 01:47:35,756 --> 01:47:37,658 ♪ Taste it out again 1677 01:47:37,758 --> 01:47:40,127 ♪ Falling out the rain 1678 01:47:40,227 --> 01:47:43,664 ♪ I'm stuck in the sky 1679 01:47:43,764 --> 01:47:45,498 ♪ Tell me that I'm awake 1680 01:47:45,599 --> 01:47:48,436 ♪ Got me falling again 1681 01:47:48,536 --> 01:47:52,505 ♪ Oh, they see me under pressure ♪ 1682 01:47:52,606 --> 01:47:56,677 ♪ Neither it's so easy to give ♪ 1683 01:47:56,777 --> 01:48:00,214 ♪ Calling out my lover 1684 01:48:00,314 --> 01:48:02,316 ♪ Forever 1685 01:48:02,416 --> 01:48:04,719 ♪ I won't catch back to you 1686 01:48:04,819 --> 01:48:08,488 ♪ Who are you calling early in the morning ♪ 1687 01:48:08,589 --> 01:48:10,424 ♪ I keep falling for it 1688 01:48:10,524 --> 01:48:12,259 ♪ Nothing else is wanted 1689 01:48:12,360 --> 01:48:14,428 ♪ Say hi to me baby 1690 01:48:14,528 --> 01:48:16,330 ♪ I could be your lady 1691 01:48:16,430 --> 01:48:19,934 ♪ I'll be sure to sort it when I get home ♪ 1692 01:48:22,236 --> 01:48:25,505 ♪ Touch a gray form 1693 01:48:27,675 --> 01:48:29,710 ♪ I play again 1694 01:48:29,810 --> 01:48:33,447 ♪ Now that I break hearts 1695 01:48:33,547 --> 01:48:35,516 ♪ Down on your knees 1696 01:48:35,616 --> 01:48:38,452 ♪ You so on me 1697 01:48:38,552 --> 01:48:41,288 ♪ Who listens to be... 1698 01:48:41,389 --> 01:48:43,457 ♪ I'm never saying 1699 01:48:43,557 --> 01:48:45,326 ♪ Don't bring me in 1700 01:48:45,426 --> 01:48:46,193 ♪ Don't bring me in 1701 01:48:46,293 --> 01:48:49,330 ♪ See all I can be now 1702 01:48:49,430 --> 01:48:51,298 ♪ I'll let you again 1703 01:48:54,535 --> 01:48:56,337 ♪ Who are you calling 1704 01:48:56,437 --> 01:48:58,372 ♪ All in early morning 1705 01:48:58,472 --> 01:49:00,341 ♪ I keep falling for it 1706 01:49:00,441 --> 01:49:02,076 ♪ Nothing else is wanted 1707 01:49:02,176 --> 01:49:04,345 ♪ Say hi to me baby 1708 01:49:04,445 --> 01:49:05,946 ♪ I could be your lady 1709 01:49:06,047 --> 01:49:10,351 ♪ I'll be sure to sort it when I get home ♪ 1710 01:49:10,451 --> 01:49:12,319 ♪ Who are you calling? 1711 01:49:12,420 --> 01:49:14,288 ♪ All in early morning 1712 01:49:14,388 --> 01:49:16,223 ♪ I keep falling for it 1713 01:49:16,323 --> 01:49:17,758 ♪ Nothing else is wanted 1714 01:49:17,858 --> 01:49:20,227 ♪ Say hi to me baby 1715 01:49:20,327 --> 01:49:21,829 ♪ I could be your lady 1716 01:49:21,929 --> 01:49:25,866 ♪ I'll be sure to sort it when I get home ♪♪ 1717 01:50:12,847 --> 01:50:15,182 ♪ I think I should stop 1718 01:50:17,818 --> 01:50:20,187 ♪ Connecting the dots 1719 01:50:21,922 --> 01:50:25,059 ♪ You know I get that a lot 1720 01:50:27,661 --> 01:50:32,433 ♪ Advancing the plot lines, not ♪ 1721 01:50:32,534 --> 01:50:34,835 ♪ I'm caught like a moth 1722 01:50:34,935 --> 01:50:37,371 ♪ Attracted to loss 1723 01:50:37,471 --> 01:50:39,807 ♪ The wax is still soft 1724 01:50:39,907 --> 01:50:42,476 ♪ My wings burning off 1725 01:50:42,577 --> 01:50:45,846 ♪ A single look 1726 01:50:45,946 --> 01:50:48,449 ♪ Is always so lonely 1727 01:50:48,550 --> 01:50:50,751 ♪ Ambiguous sometimes 1728 01:50:50,851 --> 01:50:53,287 ♪ La-la-la-la laundry 1729 01:50:53,387 --> 01:50:55,723 ♪ Awash sunset lies 1730 01:50:55,823 --> 01:50:58,826 ♪ In an always sorry life 1731 01:50:58,926 --> 01:51:01,829 ♪ Fucking ageless 1732 01:51:01,929 --> 01:51:05,399 ♪ Sexless, locationless nights ♪ 1733 01:51:08,002 --> 01:51:10,237 ♪ Locationless nights 1734 01:51:16,844 --> 01:51:20,314 ♪ Awash sunset lies 1735 01:51:20,414 --> 01:51:23,450 ♪ In an always sorry life 1736 01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:26,220 ♪ Fucking ageless 1737 01:51:26,320 --> 01:51:30,391 ♪ Sexless, locationless nights ♪♪