1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:03,336 [people clamoring] 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,963 [sirens wailing] 3 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,431 [clamoring continues] 4 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,561 [presenter] They finally arrived. I mean, check this out. 5 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:23,147 Check out the box. It's absolutely incredible. 6 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,983 I can't wait to tear into this. So, yeah… 7 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:34,159 [person] I'm gonna kill him! I am going to murder him. 8 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:38,329 I'm gonna murder that guy. I am gonna chop him up into tiny little pieces 9 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,040 and then I'm gonna glue those pieces back together, reanimate him, 10 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,417 - and chop him up again. - [person 2] No, you're not, Paula. 11 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,920 [Paula] Yeah, probably not. It's, like, a ton of work. 12 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,714 [person 2] Yeah, logistically speaking, it'd be, like, a lot of work. 13 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,927 Like, bone glue and, like, those weird clamps and… 14 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,013 Who watches cable TV anyway? 15 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:59,308 Can you please, like, stop and just… Come on, have a beer with me. 16 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,727 I've got too much to do. 17 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,437 And I'll fall asleep. I'm old and broken. 18 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:05,606 You are not old. 19 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,276 [Paula] Well, I am broken. 20 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,194 How does this look? 21 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:10,946 Trev? 22 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,572 - What? What… - This? 23 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,490 The goat is too small. 24 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,325 - Really? - It's a small goat, yeah. 25 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:17,828 Okay. 26 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,788 - Small goat. - [chuckles] 27 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:25,334 I need to get this place set up or else Karl's not gonna let Hazel sleep here. 28 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,920 That is crazy. 29 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,797 [Paula] My ex's lawyer's, like, super aggressive, 30 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:32,008 and mine got his job because he's good at softball. 31 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,135 Relax, yeah? 32 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,430 - You're doing great. - Well, that… that is untrue. 33 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,933 No, it is true. You just have to push through this beginning. 34 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,352 [stammers] Beginnings are always the hardest part, right? 35 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,855 No. Endings are the hardest part. 36 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:48,232 - [chuckles] - Beginnings are pr… 37 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,692 you know, full of promise. 38 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:53,529 Like, maybe… I don't know… just this one time, 39 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:57,200 instead of getting fisted by the giant puppeteer in the sky, 40 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:59,994 I'll, like, find love or happiness. 41 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:03,206 Maybe even just a $20 bill on the ground, right? 42 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:07,211 But then, if this is the good, happy part of my life, 43 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:11,005 I might as well just cut it short and take a bath with a toaster. 44 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,965 [chuckles] No. 45 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,802 - If I could even find it. - No. No toasters. 46 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,931 It's possible I'm being dramatic. [sighs] 47 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,391 I think so, yeah. 48 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:23,851 Thank you for listening. 49 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:24,853 Of course. 50 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,316 [chuckles] 51 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:34,987 Oh, shit. I hate to do this, but we've only got, like, six minutes left. 52 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,697 - Already? - Yeah. 53 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,950 Unless, uh, you want another hour? 54 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,993 Can we make six minutes work? 55 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,496 Paula, come on. Six minutes? 56 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,457 Six minutes is like, uh, a lifetime. 57 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,544 Do you know how fast I can get you off? 58 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,756 [chuckles] 59 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:56,677 - Poor guy is suffocating down there. - [Paula] Better let him breathe. 60 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,562 I'm gonna make you feel so good, Paula. 61 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,564 'Cause you deserve it. 62 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,816 Mmm. [exhales deeply] 63 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,485 Hey, come on. Take your clothes off. 64 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,319 I wanna see your body. 65 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,405 - [exhales deeply] - Ticktock. 66 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,909 - Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock. - Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock. 67 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,453 Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock. 68 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,247 Oh, my God. You're so hot. 69 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,790 No, you're so hot. 70 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:31,544 [scoffs] No, you're young and strong and smooth like a dolphin. 71 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,963 It's not even close. 72 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,382 Wow, you look fucking gorgeous. 73 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,468 Are you ready for this? 74 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,888 Oh, fuck. 75 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,432 - Oh. - [breathes heavily] 76 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,351 - [moaning] Oh. Yeah. - Here 77 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,437 - we… - [exhaling deeply] 78 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,606 …go. 79 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,214 - [horns honking] - ["Shut Up and Let Me Go" playing] 80 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,105 [music continues] 81 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,704 - [music stops] - [phone ringing] 82 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,291 - [singsongy] There's my baby. - [Hazel] Hi, Mama. 83 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,335 Hi, Hazel. 84 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:57,171 I really want to sleep over at your new apartment, but Dad says I can't yet. 85 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,131 Oh, you totally can. No, tomorrow night. 86 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,634 It's gonna be so much fun. 87 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,554 We need to do the banana dance. We need to do the banana dance. 88 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:07,557 Oh, my God. I was born to banana dance. 89 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,600 You know, I can do all the tropical fruits. 90 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,395 I can mango. I can pineapple. 91 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:13,981 - [coworker clears throat] - I can-- 92 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,483 Oh, I gotta go. 93 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,651 - Bye, Mommy. Love you! - Hey, P. 94 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,529 Can I pretty please get any fact-checks on that story, like, now? 95 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:25,575 Uh… Oh, well, I mean, it's 3,000 words, and I just… just… just got it. 96 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,994 Yes, but somebody here is always late on a deadline. 97 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,413 - Excuse me? - JK, Drew. JK. 98 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,832 He is onto a major story, though, so we have to move. 99 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,959 People want to read about the senator's improprieties. 100 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,502 They don't care about precise deets. 101 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,839 Okay, yeah. [stammers] Totally get it. But just in terms of, uh, fact checking, 102 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,465 there's some problematic "deets." 103 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,758 - [Drew] What? - Look, well… 104 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,720 Like, she says she took the A-train to get to his office. 105 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,972 - The A-train doesn't even go there. - She took a train. 106 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,683 - It's truth-y. Help us, Paula. - She took a train. 107 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,977 Look, Paula. I know you have the highest standards. 108 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:56,355 But it's no good if we finish second. You've asked for a bigger role here, yes? 109 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,607 Yes. 110 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,483 And we all agree this department needs a leader. 111 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,985 And I'm totally ready for that. 112 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:05,531 Yeah, management is looking at outside candidates. I have been pushing for you. 113 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,201 - Okay, thank you, thank you. - No, don't thank me. 114 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,370 Just show everyone you are who I hope you are. 115 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:13,081 We need this article by end of day. Do you feel me? 116 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:14,708 [Paula] You are felt. 117 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,842 [coworker 2] Hey, P. 118 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:25,886 "You are felt"? 119 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,055 What a deeply weird thing to say. 120 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,475 [chuckles] Yeah. Were you trying to be sarcastic or, like, kiss her ass? 121 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,310 Neither of them worked, by the way. 122 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,188 No, 'cause if you wanna kiss her ass, you would hide your anger better. 123 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:40,816 Yeah. Like, we really hope you become our boss. 124 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,736 Yeah, we're like, "We really hope that you become our boss." 125 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:44,820 And if you would be sarcastic, 126 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,531 you would, like, change your inflection a bit more. 127 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:48,699 We really hope you would become our boss. 128 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,785 You have to change the inflection. [chuckles] 129 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,412 Could you please go back to work? 130 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,832 Come on, Paula. We're just, uh… [in British accent] …"JK'ing." 131 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,459 - Paula, we're just "JK'ing." - [in American accent] It's Suzie. 132 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,544 It's a Suzie impression 133 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,379 - because of her accent. - 'Cause of the British accent. 134 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,423 - Up yours, Rudy. - Okay, putting it up there. 135 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,508 Love ya. 136 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,511 [phones ringing] 137 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:26,571 {\an8}Guys, I want to move my gator, 138 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:29,782 {\an8}but we need more cha-ching in those chats, you know? 139 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,368 {\an8}You wanna see our tips, we need to see your tips. 140 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,412 {\an8}[chuckles] Beautifully put, Sky. 141 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,373 {\an8}- We want fancy sushi for lunch. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 142 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,667 Not that imitation crab. We want crab crab! 143 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:40,751 [Sky chuckles] 144 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:44,463 {\an8}Uh… Guys, remember I do private video chats, 145 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:48,218 {\an8}uh… as well. So, you know, you turn your camera on too. 146 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,098 - [phone chimes] - Just put the request in down there. 147 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,783 [clicks tongue] 148 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:19,833 [vocalizes] 149 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,760 [automated voice] I wanna play with you. 150 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,846 Meet me today. Deposit and screen name required for all-- 151 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,600 Hot and ready for you. Explosive. One little deposit. 152 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,602 [blowing] 153 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,438 [Paula chuckles] 154 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,276 Hi. 155 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,446 Hey, good looking. How are you doing? 156 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,447 Uh… Yeah, good. 157 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,660 I thought we were having dinner together. 158 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:56,662 [kisses] 159 00:08:58,497 --> 00:08:59,498 [chewing] 160 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,458 My mom is the exact opposite. 161 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:07,004 Like… super traditional. You know, she's, like, a big fan of Barbara Bush. 162 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,214 [Paula chuckling] 163 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,216 [Trevor chuckles] 164 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,426 Yeah. We had, like, a farm with animals and everything. 165 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,971 - Really? - Yeah. 166 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,556 You are looking at the blue ribbon winner… 167 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,474 [in Southern accent] …for my pig at the county fair. 168 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,310 [laughs] No, you're fucking with me. 169 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,770 [Trevor] I'm not. It's true. 170 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,565 Wait, is this, like, a fantasy for one of your other clients? 171 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,984 Like, they like to watch you milk a cow real slow? 172 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:31,905 No, I'm serious. [stammers] It's true. It's, um… I have a picture somewhere. 173 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,492 [Paula] Honestly, I just didn't think I'd be here, you know? 174 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,621 Like, I'm supposed to have it all figured out. 175 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,458 And I'm a mess. 176 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:47,170 I have you and a third grader to talk to. 177 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:50,298 - [Trevor chuckles] - Like, I'm barely treading water. 178 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,008 That's good company. [chuckles] 179 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:55,386 Also, you're saying treading water like… like it's a bad thing. 180 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:59,098 But, I mean, treading water is what you do to keep from drowning. 181 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,269 I did get a certificate in Girl Scouts for treading water. 182 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,274 You are so smart, and funny, 183 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:09,484 and sexy as hell. 184 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,613 - [knocks on door] - Oh. 185 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,823 Uh… Coming! 186 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,451 - Uh, hold on one second, okay? - Wait. Somebody's here? 187 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,536 I don't know. It's the door. 188 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,538 [Paula] Okay. 189 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,457 [Trevor chuckles] 190 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,251 - Coming! - [Paula chuckles] 191 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,674 No! No! Go away! Go! 192 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,176 [grunts] 193 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,553 Get-Get outta here! Fuck outta here! Fuck out! 194 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,472 - Oh, my God. - Get out! [grunting, shouting] 195 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,516 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 196 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:44,435 - Help! Help me! Call someone! - Holy shit. Trevor? 197 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,522 Okay, okay, okay, okay! 198 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,273 Hey! Leave him! 199 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,567 Fuck. Leave him alone! 200 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,569 Leave him alone! 201 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,154 Leave him alone! 202 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,823 [stammers] Uh… I'm filming! 203 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,701 I'm filming! Stop it! 204 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,328 Leave him alone! 205 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,746 [Trevor] What do you want? What do you want? 206 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,164 Oh, my God. Leave him alone! 207 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,751 [Trevor groaning] 208 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,879 I'm filming you, motherfucker! 209 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,675 [in Serbian] Ko si ti? [pants] 210 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,094 [Trevor groaning] 211 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,595 - Fuck! Paula! - [Paula] Oh, my God. 212 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,472 [Trevor] Paula, call someone! Paula, help! 213 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,517 [Paula] Oh, my God. Leave him alone! Stop it! 214 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,852 [in Serbian] Ko si ti? 215 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,604 - [Trevor cries] Please! - [phone clicks] 216 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:34,611 [detective] And just to clarify, this was all during an Internet sex thing, ma'am? 217 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,864 [Paula] Uh… What-What does that have to do with anything? 218 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,950 [detective] Respectfully, I'm only asking because I think it may be fake. 219 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,369 What do you mean it's fake? 220 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,956 [detective] Fake. Like, not real. 221 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,293 But I-I don't want to diminish your experience. 222 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:52,712 Um… Let's play it out, say it happened. 223 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,338 Sure. Why not? For a goof. 224 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,548 Do you know where he lives? 225 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,550 [Paula] No. 226 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,635 [sighs] 227 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:03,222 [detective] Okay, so he could be in Romania for all we know. 228 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,433 No, he's in America. 229 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:10,688 Uh… East Coast time because we would make plans and just say, "1:00," 230 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,024 not, like, "1:00 East Coast time." 231 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:17,613 [stammers] And Northeast because we had the same weather. 232 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,573 I feel like he's local. 233 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,534 [detective] Okay, sure. [sighs] 234 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,121 Still, if he was assaulted, um… 235 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,167 we wouldn't know where exactly to send police officers. 236 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,754 And, uh… another possibility is that, as I said earlier, 237 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,923 this could be fake. A scam. 238 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,008 Scam. [sighs] 239 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:41,802 [detective] You said you had your camera on. He could see you? 240 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,804 Yep. 241 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,433 [detective] Okay, so he could have recorded you. 242 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:49,811 Are you married? 243 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,105 I'm divorced. 244 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,149 Me too. 245 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,652 Love isn't about getting yelled at all weekend. 246 00:12:57,653 --> 00:13:00,489 Assuming he did record you, 247 00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,198 he could blackmail you. 248 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,366 No, he wouldn't do that. 249 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,869 [detective] Okay, um… ma'am, maybe… 250 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,122 maybe you didn't know him. 251 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,916 Maybe it was all an act. 252 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,211 I mean, you pay a fee, you get some tenderness. 253 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,256 Just because he does this kind of work doesn't mean he's a bad person. 254 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,424 [detective] Of course not. 255 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:24,680 But still, this isn't the first time we've seen this kind of scam. 256 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:29,268 And if it's that, tonight, maybe tomorrow, you're gonna get a call. 257 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,644 Does he have your number? 258 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,729 - Yeah. - May wanna change that. 259 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,023 Anyway, he's gonna tell you a sob story, 260 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,318 like he's in debt to some bad dudes or something like that, 261 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,405 and if he could get ten, maybe 20 grand, he can be free. 262 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:45,366 - If he calls, hang up. Don't engage. - [exhales deeply] 263 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:48,452 These people are very good. They know how to pick their marks. 264 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:52,957 Well, either you're wrong or I'm a fucking idiot. 265 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,877 No. No, you're a human being. 266 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:59,130 A lot of garbage out there trying to make money off that. 267 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:02,551 Good people, they're like magnets. 268 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,219 [inhales sharply] 269 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:09,183 And sometimes, they attract troublesome things. 270 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,815 - [sighs] - [Trevor echoing] Paula! Paula, help! 271 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:18,900 Help! Help me! Call someone! 272 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,903 [hard rock music playing] 273 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,658 [phone ringing] 274 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,869 [gasps] Jesus. 275 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,164 Sorry. 276 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,833 [sighs] 277 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,835 - Hello. [clears throat] - [lawyer] Hey, Paula, how are ya? 278 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:41,255 Yeah, uh… [stammers] You're my lawyer. You… [stammers] You tell me. 279 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,715 [sighs] You've been better. 280 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:46,385 Looks like Karl's team now wants to see Hazel's bedroom. 281 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,512 [Paula] Really? 282 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,097 No, it'll be fine. Nothing's gonna be easy with these guys. 283 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,391 It all boils down to Karl wants to move. You don't want him to. 284 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,978 Well, I'm seeing Hazel this afternoon so I can get the whole story. 285 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,189 No, you won't. Avoid conflict. 286 00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,524 Let me handle it. 287 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,776 Hazel's friends are here. Her school's here. 288 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,362 What's going on with the promotion? 289 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,030 They haven't said anything official. 290 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,406 But it seems good. 291 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,158 Okay. Stable job, newly promoted. 292 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,410 Role model for Hazel. I wish you were my mom. 293 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,704 - Uh… Anything else going on? - [clicks tongue] 294 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,915 Nope. 295 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,376 Coming! 296 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,043 - Hey. - Hi. 297 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,547 Hazel will be right down. She's just watching Human Centipede. 298 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,007 Or is it Minions? Minions is the one where they're sewn together, right? 299 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,717 Uh… I think that's Despicable Me. 300 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,511 [Karl laughs] 301 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,721 - Wanna come in? - Mmm. 302 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,556 - It'll be just a minute. - Okay. 303 00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:33,975 You could stay out here if you want. I don't care. It's up to you. 304 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,434 - [Paula] It's hot. - Yeah. 305 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,646 She tell you she wants to try, uh… ice hockey coed? 306 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,691 - I said, "No, that's not gonna happen." - Oh, good, good. 307 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,317 [sighs] Practice is at 5:00 a.m. 308 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,611 - 5:00? Who does that? - Yeah. 309 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,696 Oh, I don't know. 310 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,323 - Like, way better parents than us. - [chuckles] 311 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,159 That's why art class is great because we get to sleep in, 312 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,037 and she doesn't have her teeth knocked out. 313 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:57,040 - Yeah, art is better than hockey. - Hmm? That's right. 314 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,375 [Paula] Mmm. 315 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,793 [Karl] Hmm. 316 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,420 - A little early? - Oh, we're celebrating. 317 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,629 Mallory just signed a new client. 318 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,714 - Oh, great! - It's good news. 319 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,341 Yeah, but that's also really lovely of you to comment on my behavior. 320 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,886 I'm not commenting. 321 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,762 There's no comment. 322 00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:14,223 Hazel! Let's go, bud. 323 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,934 - [Hazel] In a minute, Mom! - [Karl sighs] 324 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,145 [Karl] Fucking Christ. 325 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,605 [Paula] Karl. 326 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:23,816 Does it have to be Boise? I'm not moving to Idaho. 327 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,027 - You might like it. - Oh, yeah? 328 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,363 I'll grow the county's biggest potato and I'll become mayor by accident. 329 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,073 - [chuckles] - [Paula] Come on! 330 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:34,452 [chuckles] I'd vote for you. I like a big potato. 331 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,788 You're making it ugly, and it doesn't have to be. 332 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:42,169 Like, can you just think about it? Please. For one second. 333 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,921 Let's not do this right now like this, please. 334 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:47,174 Think about her, for one second. 335 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,843 [Karl] How's the house? 336 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,845 You know it's an apartment. 337 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,305 And it's fucking dreamy. 338 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,891 - Great. - Yeah, it's… 339 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,852 Hey, look. I'm not saying this to start a fight. 340 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,396 But I know how bad you wanna see Hazel over the holiday. 341 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,732 It's just impossible and it's not gonna work. 342 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,526 You can't do me one favor? 343 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,237 I can't do you this favor. 344 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,785 I'm gonna, uh… wait in the car until her movie's done, okay? 345 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,995 - Okay, she'll be right down. - Just send her out when she's done. 346 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,497 [Karl] You got it. 347 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,625 [upbeat pop music playing] 348 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,558 [music ends] 349 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,518 - Yeah! - That was… [laughs] 350 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:41,602 - We did it! - Whoo-hoo! 351 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,188 [Hazel] That one was really good. Can I post it? 352 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,567 [Paula] I don't know. Are you ready to be super famous? 353 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:51,028 I only have three followers, Mom. You, Dad and Mal. 354 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:56,326 Okay, I've got takeout pizza. But I could also make you a pasta with Bolognese. 355 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,703 Pizza. 356 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:02,457 "Pizza." Okay, but I-I am getting way better. 357 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,001 - Mm-hmm. - Promise you. 358 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,335 - Okay. - Okay, less… 359 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,212 - No, wait. No. - Less watching 360 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,007 - and more making pizza into energy. - Wait, no. But wait… But I need to… 361 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,091 But, Mom… 362 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,844 [Paula] Do it now. 363 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,305 Mom? 364 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,473 - Yeah? - Did you get that job thing? 365 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:23,145 Oh, I won't know for a bit. But thank you for asking, dumpling. 366 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,855 - Yeah, I think you're gonna get it. - Yeah? 367 00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:27,523 - No, I know you're going to get it. - [phone ringing] 368 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,025 - Oh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 369 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,485 [Paula] Oh, thank you so much. 370 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,488 Hello. 371 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,823 - [chuckles] - [Trevor] Paula? 372 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,327 Paula, Paula, it's-it's me. It's-it's Trevor. 373 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,748 [Trevor breathing shakily] Paula? 374 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,708 - Just a sec, Hazelnut. - Okay. 375 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,961 [Trevor] I need help. 'Cause they-they… they kidnapped me. [cries] 376 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,130 My mom gave me all the money and… [sobs] 377 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,550 and they said it wasn't… It's not enough. 378 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,511 - [sobbing] - Not enough? 379 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,221 - No. - Bummer. 380 00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,057 [crying] And they're gonna kill me. 381 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,351 [sighs] 382 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:06,855 [whispering] Please, Paula. Paula. 383 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,943 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. 384 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,112 Please, Paula, help me. I'm so scared. 385 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,448 I'm so scared. 386 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:21,702 No, Paula. Paula, please wire 15,000 or they're gonna… 387 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,121 they're gonna kill me. 388 00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,503 [phone ringing] 389 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,296 [scoffs] 390 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,718 Trevor, just don't. Just stop. Okay? 391 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,848 [voice] Listen up. You need to send $15,000 or he's dead. 392 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,017 You hear me? He is dead. 393 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,103 [Hazel] Mom! 394 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,605 Can I play ice hockey? 395 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:50,481 No! 396 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,150 [line ringing] 397 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,236 [on phone] Detective Gonzales. 398 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,781 Hi, it's Paula Sanders. Um… He called asking for money. 399 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,658 - What do we do? - We ignore him. 400 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,743 This is a nuisance, not a real crime. 401 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,745 - [Paula] Uh… - Besides, we have nothing to go on. 402 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:05,830 [Paula] That's it? 403 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,584 Listen, I'm sorry this happened to you. I have to run. 404 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,504 [sighs] 405 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,970 [phone ringing] 406 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,478 Mom! 407 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,605 Mom! 408 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,148 [Paula] Hazel, I'm in the shower! 409 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,941 Mom, somebody's calling you! 410 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,444 Hazel, don't answer it. 411 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,822 Don't answer it, honey! 412 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,367 Hello? 413 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:45,119 Hazel! 414 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,955 He said his name was Trevor and he said he would call back. 415 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,415 Why did you answer? 416 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,752 I told you not to, right? 417 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,506 - Hey, baby. - [crying] 418 00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,466 [shushes] It's okay. I'm sorry. 419 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,053 It was my fault, my fault. [shushes] 420 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,808 He was really crying, Mom. 421 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:08,810 [Paula] Really? 422 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:11,355 Yeah, he's a big crybaby. 423 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,900 He's probably watching Bambi. 424 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,693 - Hmm. - Yeah. 425 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:18,612 Yeah. 426 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,159 - [school bell rings] - [Paula] Goodbye. 427 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,453 - Bye! Love ya. - I love you. 428 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:31,040 Have so much fun and remember, do not poop your pants. 429 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,250 Okay, no promises. 430 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,502 - I love you. Bye! - Okay. I love you. Bye! 431 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,296 Paula. Paula! 432 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,214 So, I know you said no, 433 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:40,299 but the soccer team still needs a second coach. 434 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,677 - Uh-huh. - I'd do it, but I ran out of Xanax. 435 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:44,512 - Just kidding. I have so much Xanax… - [chuckles] 436 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:46,514 …but I'm already organizing the dance fundraiser, 437 00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,307 and it is sapping my will to live. 438 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,936 Uh, uh, I… I never said no. 439 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,645 - Oh. - No. 440 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,147 Karl said you weren't interested. 441 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,985 Well, I am interested. 442 00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,986 - Wait, really? What? - Yeah, I'm… 443 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:03,197 I'm so interested. I love… Soccer is my thing. 444 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,282 - Really? - Yeah. 445 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:06,450 - Yay. Oh, thank God. - Yeah, that's so fun. 446 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,452 - Thank God. Thanks for asking me. - Yeah, yeah. 447 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,788 So, the other coach is a dad, Steve, 448 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,832 but don't worry, he's not a Steve. 449 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,543 - [chuckles] - I'll grab the equipment for you. 450 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:16,502 I'll be right back! 451 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,380 [inhales sharply, grunts] 452 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,464 [blows raspberry] 453 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,509 [Rudy] Well, I heard everyone's downsizing their fact-checking departments. 454 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,928 - Mmm. - Thank you, AI. 455 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,638 - So, how's your LinkedIn? - Tight as fuck. 456 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,015 - You? - Oh, I don't have that shit. 457 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,017 I deleted mine. 458 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:31,934 Why? 459 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,520 I'm gonna stand out by being harder to find. 460 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,273 You know, like, elusive kinda, exclusive. 461 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:38,357 Let me… Let me stop you there. 462 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,109 That is a… That's a terrible idea. 463 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,360 Is it though? 464 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,779 Think about it for a second. 465 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:45,281 Mmm. Still terrible. 466 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:46,949 - [phone ringing] - [Rudy] Okay. 467 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,619 - Hmm. - So, I just disagree. 468 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,663 We're fine. They'll never get rid of us. 469 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,331 Thank you. 470 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:54,624 [ominous music playing] 471 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,210 [Rudy] Some of us, not all of us. 472 00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,338 Hello. Paula. 473 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,965 [Trevor, crying] Paula, it's… it's me. 474 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,885 How the fuck did you get this number? 475 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,722 How the fuck did you get my fucking work number? 476 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:10,974 Please. 477 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,435 - Please, please. - Stop, stop, stop. 478 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,938 - He's gonna… He's gonna kill me. - Stop it, okay? 479 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:19,315 - He's… - I know it's a scam, okay? 480 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,317 I know it. 481 00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,694 After all the time we spent together, 482 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,571 after everything that I shared with you, 483 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,157 just admit it, Trevor. 484 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,450 If that's even your real name. 485 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,119 [Trevor scoffs] What does it matter? 486 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,753 Either way, you need to pay. 487 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,171 We know everything. 488 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,926 Your job, your ex's job, cute little Hazel. 489 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,470 We can destroy your life. 490 00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:50,972 I don't want that for you. 491 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,724 I like you, Paula. You know that. 492 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,852 Pay the money. Do it now. 493 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,104 [line disconnects] 494 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,609 [echoing] We can destroy your life. 495 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,902 [coworker sighs] This is a lot of bread. 496 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,655 This is an aggressive amount of bread. 497 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:10,199 I wonder if too much bread is as annoying 498 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,619 - to, like, starving kids in Appalachia. - Really? 499 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,830 Because I don't want a loaf so big 500 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:17,540 it looks like I have itty-bitty baby hands, 501 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:18,749 you're gonna food shame me? 502 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,877 Do you guys ever watch porn? 503 00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:21,879 [coughs] 504 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:24,590 Did I hear… That was… 505 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,885 That's a big change of subject from Paula. 506 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,012 Like, on the Internet? 507 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:32,472 As opposed to in a movie theater. 508 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:36,434 I just read this really weird story 509 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,437 where they said that they can scam you. 510 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:41,731 Yeah, those sites have a lot of malware. 511 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:44,150 Um, porn is kind of gross. 512 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:47,653 Well, sex work isn't gross. I mean, people need to make a living. 513 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,364 No, bro, I know, but hashtag sex work is work. 514 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,449 We are all allies, 515 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,118 but, like, the industry itself is pretty abusive. 516 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,704 I don't know. I mean, my roommate has an OnlyFans. 517 00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,414 - It's no big deal. - Oh, your roommate now? 518 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,750 - Not your girlfriend? - [Rudy] Oh, well, 519 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:01,959 we're just roommates again. 520 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,629 Right, because it's cooled off. 521 00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:06,088 Vi only sleeps with you when it's hot out. 522 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,798 [distorted] 'Cause your room has air conditioning. 523 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,300 She uses you for Freon. 524 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:11,136 [Rudy speaking indistinctly, distorted] 525 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:16,767 - Are you okay, Paula? - Yeah, fine. 526 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:20,853 That's a lot of bread. 527 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:21,980 - Fuck. - Rea… 528 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,423 Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck. [sighs] 529 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,759 All right. Two can play your fucking game. 530 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,387 [upbeat music playing] 531 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,350 [grunting] 532 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:02,604 [Paula on laptop] Stop it! What the fuck? What the… 533 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:11,363 [Trevor groaning] 534 00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:15,200 [Paula on laptop] What the fuck? What the fuck? 535 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,954 What the fuck? What the fuck? 536 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:28,338 [plane departing] 537 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,925 [Trevor groaning] 538 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,470 Please. 539 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:37,472 [in Serbian] Ko si ti? 540 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,851 [Paula] I'm filming you, motherfucker! 541 00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,645 [Trevor grunting] Paula. 542 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:45,397 [sighs] 543 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:49,151 [alarm ringing] 544 00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,237 [Tae Kwon do instructor] Tae Kwon do! 545 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:55,573 - One! - [students] Tae Kwon do! 546 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,950 - Two! - Tae Kwon do! 547 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,203 - Three! - Tae Kwon do! 548 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:02,455 - Four! - Tae Kwon do! 549 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:05,082 - Five! - Tae Kwon do! 550 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,376 - Six! - Tae Kwon do! 551 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,837 - Seven! - Tae Kwon do! 552 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:12,048 - Eight! - Tae Kwon do! 553 00:27:12,049 --> 00:27:13,217 - Nine! - Tae Kwon… 554 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,971 Mom? How come we never see the stars? 555 00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:19,889 Sorry? What's that? 556 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,141 There's no stars. 557 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:24,895 You can see the moon, but, like, that's it. 558 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:27,231 Oh, yeah, it's 'cause it's too bright. 559 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,361 So we have all these cars and, uh, street lights and stuff. 560 00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:35,905 Sometimes it just doesn't get dark enough to see the stars. 561 00:27:35,906 --> 00:27:37,491 - That really sucks. - Hey. 562 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:39,784 Watch it with the S word. 563 00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:41,203 That is not the S word. 564 00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,123 - It's shit, right? - [gasps] 565 00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:47,917 - It is shit. - [laughs] 566 00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:50,378 You know, I'm gonna take you camping one day. 567 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:52,839 You won't believe how many stars you can see. 568 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,175 Yeah, you can see so much more in the dark. 569 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,315 [in Serbian] Ko si ti? 570 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:13,402 [Trevor grunting] 571 00:28:39,136 --> 00:28:41,138 [typing] 572 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:57,487 I think I found him. 573 00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:00,948 - [sighs] Paula! - No, no, no, no, no. 574 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:03,076 - You don't understand. It's really good. - No, I do. 575 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:05,412 As we thought, it's a scam! 576 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:09,749 He recorded you. He has your info, okay? 577 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:12,376 He can "CSI enhance" and use it against you. 578 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,670 Exactly. And that's what I did to him. 579 00:29:14,671 --> 00:29:16,464 So he lives in Harding Park. 580 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:20,009 He's in one of three houses across from Mr. Crabb on Craft Avenue. 581 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:22,094 It's right by the airport. See? 582 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:23,679 So now what do we do? 583 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,015 We continue to investigate. 584 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,808 We're already doing everything we can, given the facts. 585 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,769 You're doing everything you can? 586 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,062 [stammering] You… I… 587 00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:34,982 I just gave you exactly where he is. 588 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:38,444 Can't you go check out the houses? 589 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,696 Can't you do fucking anything? 590 00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:45,118 I am trying to explain to you how the system works. 591 00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:47,620 I'm an officer of the law. 592 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,289 I am not your gal pal. 593 00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:51,624 This is the real world! 594 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:53,252 I will continue to look into it. 595 00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:58,340 But as I've told you, change your number. 596 00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:01,426 Put one more barrier between you and him. 597 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,303 [phone ringing] 598 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,721 - We have three major stories… - Sorry, can I… 599 00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:07,808 …in the coming weeks, so things are gonna be really int-- 600 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,853 - Can I just take this? Sorry. Okay. - Yeah. [clears throat] 601 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:14,147 - Hello. - [Karl] Hey, how are ya? 602 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:16,816 Hey, I talked to, uh, Mallory, 603 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:20,152 and if you want, uh, Hazel over the holidays, we're okay with it. 604 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,362 We can make that happen for you. 605 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:22,572 Oh, really? 606 00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:24,240 Yeah, really. I think you guys will have fun. 607 00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:27,743 [sighs] Yeah, yeah, we will have fun. That's great. 608 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:28,995 That's awesome. Thank you. 609 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:30,788 All right, I gotta go. I'm on the Peloton. 610 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:32,749 I'm about to puke all over Northern Italy. 611 00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:37,628 - Hey. You know what I wanna do tonight? - What? 612 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:41,424 I want to go buy a bunch of gifts that we totally don't need 613 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:44,343 and then maybe have a bunch of, uh, chocolate syrup just in a bowl 614 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,805 and you can eat it with a spoon or a straw if you want to. 615 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:48,973 Maybe watch that movie that you really want. 616 00:30:48,974 --> 00:30:50,057 Oh, yeah. 617 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,350 - Oh, yeah. Homework? - No. 618 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,685 - You said, "homework." - No, I didn't! 619 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,478 - You want to do homework instead? - No! 620 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,981 - Aw, man! Really? - [growls, grunts] Mom. 621 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,567 [stammers] I can't twist your arm, you know? 622 00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:01,319 - How would… - If you love homework so much, 623 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,571 then I guess that's what we're gonna have to do tonight. 624 00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:04,989 You don't want to have the best day ever? 625 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:06,282 - Yes, I do! - You do? 626 00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:07,700 - Yes, I do. - Don't want to do homework? 627 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:09,702 - No! Boo! - Boo. 628 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:10,954 Boo. 629 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,790 [children screaming] 630 00:31:14,791 --> 00:31:17,043 - …back of the head and said that… - [Paula gasps] No. 631 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:19,587 [Hazel] And… And, like, some of it got in my ear… 632 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,672 - [Paula gasps] - …and that's how I got the ear infection. 633 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:23,090 - And then… - [Paula] Rafa! 634 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:27,261 - Otis put hot tamales on my ice cream… - You… 635 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,055 …and I was really mad, but I ate it anyway. 636 00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:30,556 - You did? - Yep. 637 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,350 Do you want some hot tamales on this? 638 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:34,060 - No. No. - Why? 639 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,394 - 'Cause it was gross. - Oh. 640 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:39,023 - He's like Ganon, but ten times bigger. - Whoa, really? 641 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,859 Waska was showing me how to like… 642 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,987 like, uh, defeat him. 643 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:48,199 You're the best sleeper in the town. Good night. 644 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,701 - Good night. - Sleep tight. 645 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:52,995 [line ringing] 646 00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:55,206 Yeah, I'm a T-Mobile customer 647 00:31:55,207 --> 00:31:57,042 and I'm thinking about changing my number. 648 00:31:58,335 --> 00:31:59,585 Yeah. Uh, no. Not yet, 649 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:02,046 but how would that work with my contacts and stuff? 650 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:04,715 Anyone who wants scrambled eggs, time to wake up! 651 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,009 [Hazel] I want Pop-Tarts! 652 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,428 - Hey! - [Hazel] Hi, Daddy! 653 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:10,513 You're seven minutes late. 654 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,473 - Hey, how many seconds? - Bye, Mommy! 655 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:13,641 - [Karl] You have fun? - Bye, baby. 656 00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:15,351 - You go on inside. - Yep. 657 00:32:15,352 --> 00:32:17,770 I'm gonna talk to Mom for a second. I'll see you right in there, okay? 658 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:18,772 [Hazel] Okay! 659 00:32:19,982 --> 00:32:21,024 [Karl] Okay! 660 00:32:24,695 --> 00:32:26,697 What the fuck are you doing, Paula? 661 00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:28,489 [Paula] What? 662 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:32,243 There's some guy named Trevor FaceTimed me and he's desperate to talk to you. 663 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,579 Who the fuck is Trevor? 664 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,747 He looked about 20 and strung out. 665 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,208 Is that who you're fucking now? You fucking Midnight Cowboy? 666 00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:40,293 You know what he said to me? 667 00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:43,421 He said that I needed to get your attention 668 00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:44,756 or he was a dead man. 669 00:32:45,591 --> 00:32:49,011 What the fuck does that even mean? 670 00:32:50,179 --> 00:32:51,430 Please, what does it mean? 671 00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:57,227 And how the fuck did he know about Portland? 672 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:00,980 Why would you tell him about Portland, Paula? 673 00:33:00,981 --> 00:33:03,859 Why would you tell fucking anyone? 674 00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:08,321 Fucking answer me, please. 675 00:33:08,322 --> 00:33:09,573 I'm lost here. 676 00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:11,909 What is wrong with you? 677 00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:17,705 You know what? Actually, I'm calling my lawyers and I'm telling them this. 678 00:33:17,706 --> 00:33:21,209 And I'll tell you, Paula, you can forget about seeing Hazel over the holiday. 679 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,293 That's not gonna happen. 680 00:33:22,294 --> 00:33:24,463 And if you are acting erratic again, 681 00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:27,548 I don't think it's safe for you to be around Hazel 682 00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:28,633 - unsupervised. - No, no. 683 00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:30,385 I'm sorry, but it's fucking not. 684 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:34,222 I-I… I need it. I need that. 685 00:33:34,223 --> 00:33:35,473 - I need to see her. - I knew something 686 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:36,807 - was wrong with you… - You can't do that. 687 00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:39,101 - …but what the fuck is wrong with you? - Karl, you can't do that. 688 00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:40,770 - You can't do that. - I can fucking do that. 689 00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:41,980 - You can't do that to me. - Yes, I can. 690 00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:44,358 Tighten your fucking shit up. 691 00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,695 [tense music playing] 692 00:33:53,492 --> 00:33:55,327 [engine starts] 693 00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:01,500 [horns honking] 694 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,922 [phone ringing] 695 00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:10,342 - Enough already! - [horns honking] 696 00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,097 [honking continues] 697 00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:20,517 [phone ringing] 698 00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,603 Stop fucking calling me! 699 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:25,815 - [tires screech] - [horn honking] 700 00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:30,861 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 701 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:32,613 Move your goddamn car! Come on! 702 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:34,616 [tense music intensifies] 703 00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:40,455 [tires screeching] 704 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:26,543 [airplane departing] 705 00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:46,313 [sighs] 706 00:35:56,281 --> 00:35:58,283 [airplane departing] 707 00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:11,839 [doorbell rings] 708 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:13,382 [banging on door] 709 00:36:14,132 --> 00:36:16,134 [ominous music plays] 710 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:20,347 [door creaking] 711 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:23,433 [Paula] Hello? 712 00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:27,896 ["Bang! Bang!" playing on radio] 713 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,441 Hello? 714 00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:48,500 Hello? 715 00:37:07,269 --> 00:37:08,477 - [cat screeches] - [gasps] 716 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:09,479 [softly] Jesus. 717 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,735 - Hello? - [airplane departs] 718 00:37:21,825 --> 00:37:24,328 [music continues playing on radio] 719 00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,210 Hello? 720 00:37:49,937 --> 00:37:50,938 [inhales sharply] 721 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,077 [breathing heavily] 722 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:15,546 [gasps] 723 00:38:17,089 --> 00:38:19,508 [footsteps approaching] 724 00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:23,011 [gasping] 725 00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:26,807 - [breathing heavily] - [music ends] 726 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:30,769 [footsteps approaching] 727 00:38:34,106 --> 00:38:36,108 ["Trapped In America" playing]