1 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:21,224 On the 72th hour of the first day of October 7989, 2 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,227 43 women around the world gave birth. 3 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,188 This was unusual only in the fact 4 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:30,150 that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. 5 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:35,989 Sir Reginald hargree ves, eccentric b/I/ionaire and adventurer, 6 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:39,910 resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible. 7 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,328 Extraordinary! 8 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,376 How much do you want for it? 9 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,640 J' picture yourself when you're getting old j' 10 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:09,314 j' sat by the fireside a-pondering on fl 11 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,487 j' picture book j' 12 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:19,449 j' pictures of your mama taken by your papa j' 13 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:23,328 j'a long time ago long time ago fl 14 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,123 j' long time ago yeah, yeah, yeah I 15 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,557 Show me where the safe is, or your family's dead! 16 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,726 Where's the safe? 17 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,394 Just leave us alone! 18 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:15,649 Little bit of rain potentially, later in the week. 19 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,115 Who is this guy? 20 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,594 Over here, over here! 21 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,731 There's our sweetheart, Allison! 22 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:06,783 Oh! You're perfect! 23 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,502 Hey, you, stay strong. 24 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,212 I believe in you. Okay? 25 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,463 You, not so much. 26 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,300 Bye, Klaus. 27 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,558 We'll see you soon, Klaus. 28 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,355 - Stay sober. - Mm. 29 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,843 Incoming transmission. 30 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,701 Your family is safe now. 31 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,002 We 're going now live to a breaking story 32 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,173 - One more! - Allison, here! 33 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,928 Ai... Allison, Allison! 34 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,806 - Allison! - Allison! Have you heard the news? 35 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,058 When was the last time you saw your father? 36 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,185 Have you heard from your brothers? 37 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,189 Allison, will you wear Valentino to the funeral? 38 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:44,566 Moments ago, 39 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,651 police reported the death of the most eccentric 40 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,153 and reclusive billionaire. 41 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,037 Dad... 42 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,251 Hey, mom. 43 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,798 Mom? 44 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,386 Vanya? 45 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,805 You're actually here. 46 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,227 - Hey, Allison. - Hey, sis. 47 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,073 Ah. What is she doing here? 48 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,700 You don't belong here. Not after what you did. 49 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,203 You're seriously gonna do this today? 50 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,682 Way to dress for the occasion, by the way. 51 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,416 At least I'm wearing black. 52 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,212 You know what? I... maybe he's right. 53 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,255 - And I shouldn't... - Forget about him. 54 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,549 I'm glad you're here. 55 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,755 I can save you some time. 56 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,966 They're all locked. 57 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,511 No forced entry, no sign of struggle. 58 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,430 Nothing out of the ordinary. 59 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:31,561 Oh, you got big, Luther. 60 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,898 What's the secret, huh? Protein shakes? 61 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,358 Low carbs? 62 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,526 What do you want? 63 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,532 The autopsy report. 64 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,123 And you have this why? 65 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,960 Well, that's because I... Broke into the coroner's office. 66 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,797 And surprise, surprise, dad's death was... normal. 67 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,884 Just a boring, old heart failure. 68 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,595 Yeah, so? 69 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,430 So, why are you in here, 70 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,474 checking all the windows? 71 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,602 - Were you the first one on the scene? - Pogo found him. 72 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,481 Yeah, I talked to pogo. He said he couldn't find dad's monocle. 73 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,149 And your point being? 74 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,312 Can you think of a single time you saw dad and he wasn't wearing that monocle? 75 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,655 No. Which means someone took it. 76 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,200 Which means there's a chance he wasn't alone when he died. 77 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,703 There is no mystery here. Nothing to avenge. 78 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,622 Nothing to solve, nothing like that. 79 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,917 It's just a sad old man who kicked it 80 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,543 in a big, empty house. 81 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,880 Just like he deserved. 82 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,298 You should leave. 83 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,094 Whatever you say, brother. 84 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,570 Welcome home, Ms. Vanya. 85 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,737 Pogo. 86 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,577 Hmm. 87 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,540 So good to see you. 88 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,753 Ah, yes, your autobiography. 89 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,255 Do you know, um... 90 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,342 Did he ever read it? 91 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,844 Hmm... 92 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,680 Not that I'm aware of. 93 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,606 How long has it been since five disappeared? 94 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,611 It's been 16 years, four months, and 14 days. 95 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,073 Your father insisted I keep track. 96 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,951 You wanna know something stupid? 97 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,996 I always used to leave the lights on for him. 98 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,333 I was scared that he would come back, 99 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,044 it would be late, and the house would be dark 100 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,088 and he wouldn't be able to find us, so he'd leave again. 101 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,883 So, every night I'd make a little snack 102 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,135 and make sure all the lights were on. 103 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,762 Oh, I remember your snacks. 104 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,140 I'm pretty sure I stepped in half those peanut butter 105 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,683 and marshmallow sandwiches. 106 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,733 Your father always believed 107 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,903 that number five was still out there somewhere. 108 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,363 He never lost hope. 109 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,740 And look where that got him. 110 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,760 The children are ready for bed, sir. They wanted to say good night. 111 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,740 Okay! Time for bed now, kids. Come along now. 112 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,617 Come along now. 113 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,788 Come along now, Allison, your father's busy. 114 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,498 He's always busy. 115 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,590 Where's the cash, dad? 116 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,970 Where's the cash? 117 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,684 Klaus? What are you doing in here? 118 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,978 Oh! Allison! 119 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,439 Wow, is that you? 120 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,692 Hey, come here. 121 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,901 Long time. 122 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,614 Too long. Hey, I was hoping to see you, actually, 123 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,700 because I wanted to get your autograph. 124 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,702 Add it to my collection! 125 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,415 - Just out of rehab? - No, no. No, no, no, no. 126 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,084 No. I'm done with all that. 127 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,128 I just came down here to prove to myself 128 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,632 that the old man was really gone. 129 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,678 And he is! He's dead. Yeah! 130 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,139 You know how I know? Because if he were alive, 131 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:04,727 not one of us would be allowed to set foot in this room. 132 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,730 He was always in here, our whole childhood, 133 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,858 plotting his next torment, right? 134 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,195 Remember how he used to look at us? That scowl? 135 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,989 Thank Christ he's not our real father 136 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,950 so we couldn't inherit those cold, dead eyes! 137 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,048 - Number three! - Get out of his chair. 138 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,376 Oh, wow, Luther! 139 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:29,502 Wow, you really, uh... 140 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,505 You really filled out over the years, huh? 141 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,633 - Klaus. - Save the lecture. I was already leaving. 142 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:41,055 You guys can talk amongst yourselves. 143 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,182 - Drop it. - Ex-squeeze me? 144 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,393 Do it. Now. 145 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,232 All right. All right. 146 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,945 It's just an advance on our inheritance! 147 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,279 That's all it is. 148 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,701 No need to get your little panties in a bunch. 149 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,925 Ah. 150 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,554 So, Klaus is still Klaus, in case you were wondering. 151 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,890 You know, after all these years, I find it strangely comforting. 152 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,476 Did you see Diego? 153 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,478 - With his stupid outfit? - Oh, I know. 154 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,605 Do you think he wears that thing in the bathroom? 155 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,357 - Like in the shower? - Yeah. 156 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,817 Yes, absolutely! 157 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,285 I, uh... I wasn't sure you'd come. 158 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,663 Me neither. 159 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,749 You look great. 160 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,545 Thanks. 161 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:58,007 Where's Patrick and Claire? 162 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,509 Patrick filed for divorce eight months ago. 163 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,724 Of course you don't know, you've been gone. 164 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,018 What about Claire? 165 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,441 He got custody. 166 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,152 Shit. 167 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,741 Well... 168 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,660 You could always do your, uh, you know... 169 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,121 Rumor thing. 170 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,040 Yeah, I don't do that anymore. 171 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,919 - What happened? - Same thing that always happens. 172 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,130 I made a wish, and it came true, and I couldn't take it back. 173 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,229 Um... 174 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,357 I guess we should get this started. 175 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,068 So, I figured we could have a sort of memorial service 176 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,361 in the courtyard at sundown. 177 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,322 Say a few words, just at dad's favorite spot. 178 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,699 - Dad had a favorite spot? - You know, under the oak tree. 179 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,054 We used to sit out there all the time. None of you ever did that? 180 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,287 Will there be refreshments? 181 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,625 Tea? Scones? Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner. 182 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,628 What? No. And put that out. Dad didn't allow smoking in here. 183 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,755 - Is that my skirt? - What? 184 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,633 Oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room. 185 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:27,304 It's a little dated, I know, but it's very breathey on the bits. 186 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:31,392 Listen up. Still some important things that we need to discuss, all right? 187 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,602 - Like what? - Like the way he died. 188 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,770 And here we go. 189 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,439 I don't understand. I thought they said it was a heart attack. 190 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,708 Yeah, according to the coroner. 191 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,452 - Well, wouldn't they know? - Theoretically. 192 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,527 Theoretically? 193 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,988 I'm just saying, at the very least, something happened. 194 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:47,116 The last time that I talked to dad, he sounded strange. 195 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,535 Oh, que/le surprise! 196 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:50,619 Strange how? 197 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,039 He sounded on edge. Told me I should be careful who to trust. 198 00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,375 Luther, he was a paranoid, bitter old man 199 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,586 who was starting to lose what was left of his marbles. 200 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,838 No. He must have known something was going to happen. 201 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,340 Look, I know you don't like to do it, 202 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,925 but I need you to talk to dad. 203 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:11,432 I can't just call dad in the afterlife and be like, "dad, could you just... 204 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:15,144 Stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?" 205 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,520 Since when? That's your thing. 206 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,689 I'm not in the right... frame of mind. 207 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,858 - You're high? - Yeah! Yeah! 208 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,777 I mean, how are you not, listening to this nonsense? 209 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,321 Well, sober up, this is important. 210 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,631 Then there's the issue 211 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,408 - of the missing monocle. - Who gives a shit about a stupid monocle? 212 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,911 Exactly. It's worthless. 213 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,121 So whoever took it, I think it was personal. 214 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,498 Someone close to him. Someone with a grudge. 215 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,543 - Where are you going with this? - Oh, isn't it obvious, Klaus? 216 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,420 He thinks one of us killed dad. 217 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,967 You do? 218 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:48,135 How could you think that? 219 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,473 Greatjob, Luther. Way to lead. 220 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,851 - That's not what I'm saying. - You're crazy, man. You're crazy. 221 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,415 - Crazy. - I've not finished. 222 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,164 Sorry, I'm just gonna go murder mom. Be right back. 223 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,068 - Be right back. - That's not what I was saying. 224 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,483 I didn't... 225 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,612 Allison. Jeez... 226 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,365 That went well. 227 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,868 In five, four, three, two... 228 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,704 This is Jim hellerman, reporting live for channel 2 news 229 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,791 outside of the capital west bank at main and sixth. 230 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,877 A group of hea vily armed men stormed the bank not three hours ago 231 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,088 and took an unknown number of hostages. 232 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,632 Hey, get them behind the counter! 233 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,008 Now you've put me in a position 234 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,720 where I gotta do something I don't want to do. Hmm? 235 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:32,805 Shit! 236 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,892 Hey, get back with the others. 237 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,727 I heard a rumor. 238 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,062 What? What did you say? 239 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:46,151 I heard a rumor that you shot your friend in the foot. 240 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,196 J' cause 99 miles per hour, baby .f' 241 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,115 Hey, dude. 242 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,867 What the hell? 243 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,331 We just heard shots from inside the bank. 244 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,667 It's uncertain rfan y hostages have been harmed /'n that. 245 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,751 Up there! 246 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,296 There's some movement on the roof possrbly law enforcement 247 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:10,259 .f' hey, yeah, yeah, yeah oh, here we go I' 248 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:16,181 Looks like one of the armed robbers has been thrown from the bank. 249 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,976 Guns are for sissies. Real men throw knives. 250 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,356 I've been in many hostage situations, like this, 251 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,941 and it can escalate very quickly. 252 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,234 Get back, you freaks. 253 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,337 - Hey, be careful up there, buddy. - Get back now! 254 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,655 - Wouldn't want you to get hurt. - Or what? 255 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,493 .Fi oh, here we go... i' 256 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:40,789 Ooh! That's one badass stapler! 257 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,563 Although there's been no activity for a few minutes, 258 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,274 we 're gonna stay live on location to make sure we don't miss anything 259 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,467 in this hostage situation at the capital west bank 260 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,844 do we really have to do this? 261 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,722 Come on, Ben. There's more guys in the vault. 262 00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:00,184 I didn't sign up for this. 263 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,437 Now we see the hostages. They... they're free. 264 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,398 They're scared, clearly, but they do seem to be unharmed. 265 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,833 Can we go home now? 266 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,961 People are coming out now. It's not the armed robbers. 267 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:32,257 These are young schoolch/ldren r'n uniforms with masks on. 268 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,927 - Lower your weapon! - Jim hellerman, channel 2 news. 269 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,614 - How did you get in the bank? - What happened inside? 270 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,140 Why can't I go play with the others? 271 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,601 We've been through this before, number seven. 272 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,564 I'm afraid there's just nothing special about you. 273 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,365 Our world is changing. 274 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,075 Has changed. 275 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,202 There are some among us 276 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:04,498 gifted with abilities far beyond the ordinary. 277 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:08,252 I have adopted six such children. 278 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,712 I give you the inaugural class 279 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,382 of the umbrella academy. 280 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,634 Mr. Hargreeves! Mr. Hargreeves. Channel 9 news. 281 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,010 What happened to their parents? 282 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,846 They were suitably compensated. 283 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,098 Are you concerned about the welfare of the children? 284 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,516 Of course. 285 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,852 As I am for the fate of the world. 286 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,940 Listen up, old man. 287 00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:32,359 You know, if I was murdered, and if one of my sons... 288 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,653 Adopted sons... happened to be able 289 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,072 to commune with the dead, I might think about, 290 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,616 I don't know, I don't know... 291 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:40,909 Manifesting! 292 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,871 Do the whole big angry ghost lecture. 293 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:48,667 Tell everyone who done it, and find eternal peace. 294 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,461 Eternal peace is probably overrated. 295 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,476 Come on now, Reggie. 296 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,188 Any time now. 297 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,483 Please. 298 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,027 Just need to sober up! 299 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,572 Clear thoughts. 300 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,746 Come on! Come on, chop-chop! 301 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,540 You always were a stubborn bastard! 302 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:31,960 I don't know about you, but I need a drink. 303 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:37,299 Oh! 304 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,982 Oh. Three? Okay! 305 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:53,101 .Fi ch/ldren behave .f' 306 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,730 .f' that's what they say when we 're together. H 307 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,233 fiand watch how you play j” 308 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:03,862 .f' they don't understand and so we 're j' 309 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,448 .f' running just as fast as we can j' 310 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,410 .f' holdin' on to one another's hand I 311 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:14,331 .fi tryin' to get away into the night .f' 312 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,333 j'and then you put your arms around me .fi 313 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,252 j'and we tumble to the ground and then you say .f' 314 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:21,463 .fi / think we 're alone now j' 315 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,926 j' there doesn't seem to be anyone around I 316 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,762 .fi / think we 're alone now j' 317 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:33,475 .f' the beating of our hearts is the only sound I 318 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,528 J' look at the way .f' 319 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,781 j' we gotta hide what we 're dorn'j' 320 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,368 j' cause what would they say I 321 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,205 .fi if they ever knew and so we 're j' 322 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:57,916 .f' running just as fast as we can j' 323 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,795 .f' holdin' on to one another's hand I 324 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,674 .fi tryin' to get away into the night .f' 325 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,884 j'and then you put your arms around me .fi 326 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,595 j'and we tumble to the ground and then you say .f' 327 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,889 .fi / think we 're alone now j' 328 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:17,060 j' there doesn't seem to be anyone around I 329 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,272 .fi / think we 're alone now j' 330 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:24,860 .f' the beating of our hearts is the only sound I 331 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,529 .fi / think we 're alone now j' 332 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,159 j' there doesn't seem to be anyone around I 333 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,828 .fi / think we 're alone now j' 334 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:39,499 .f' the beating of our hearts is the only sound I 335 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,303 Oh! Daddy? 336 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,602 Oh. 337 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,416 - What is it? - Don't get too close! 338 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,691 Yeah, no shit. 339 00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:07,027 Looks like some sort of temporal anomaly. 340 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,530 Either that or a miniature black hole. One of the two. 341 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:13,325 - Pretty big difference there, Paul bunyan. - Out of the way! 342 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,701 What are you... 343 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,707 - What is that gonna do? - I don't know. 344 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,709 Do you have a better idea? 345 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,003 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 346 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,756 - Everyone get behind me. - Yeah, get behind us. 347 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,133 I vote for running! Come on! 348 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,738 Does anyone else see 349 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,367 little number five, or is that just me? 350 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,039 Shit. 351 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:07,087 What's the date? The exact date. 352 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,296 The 24th. 353 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,631 - Of what? - March. 354 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,508 Good. 355 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,094 So, are we gonna talk about what just happened? 356 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,268 It's been 17 years. 357 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,853 It's been a lot longer than that. 358 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,648 I haven't missed that. 359 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:27,732 Where'd you go? 360 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:30,193 The future. It's shit, by the way. 361 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,444 Called it. 362 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,989 I should've listened to the old man. 363 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,033 You know, jumping through space is one thing, 364 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,244 jumping through time is a toss of the dice. 365 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,664 Nice dress. 366 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,332 Oh, well, danke! 367 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,750 Wait, how did you get back? 368 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,003 In the end, I had to project my consciousness fonnard 369 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,755 into a suspended quantum state version of myself 370 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,258 that exists across every possible instance of time. 371 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:54,884 That makes no sense. 372 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,368 Well, it would if you were smarter. 373 00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:00,432 - How long were you there? - Forty-five years. Give or take. 374 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,687 So what are you saying? That you're 58? 375 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:09,232 No, my consciousness is 58. 376 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,651 Apparently, my body is now 13 again. 377 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,486 Wait, how does that even work? 378 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,406 Delores kept saying the equations were off. Eh. 379 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,450 Bet she's laughing now. 380 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,534 Delores? 381 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,578 Hmm. 382 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,848 - Guess I missed the funeral. - How'd you know about that? 383 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,707 What part of the future do you not understand? 384 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:27,375 Heart failure, huh? 385 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,460 -Yeah. 386 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:30,378 Hmm. 387 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,422 Nice to see nothing's changed. 388 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,467 Uh, that's it? That's all you have to say? 389 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,511 What else is there to say? The circle of life. 390 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,307 Well... 391 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,976 That was interesting. 392 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,362 Ah, shit. 393 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,995 Nice to know dad didn't forget me. 394 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:07,123 Read your book, by the way. 395 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,752 Found it in a library that was still standing. 396 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,550 I thought it was pretty good, all things considered. 397 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:19,803 Yeah, definitely ballsy, 398 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,097 giving up the family secrets. 399 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,725 Sure that went over well. 400 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:26,976 They hate me. 401 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,104 Oh, there are worse things that can happen. 402 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,314 You mean like what happened to Ben? 403 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,067 Was it bad? 404 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,061 Did something happen? 405 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,233 Dad died. Remember? 406 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,652 Oh. Yes, of course. 407 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:22,115 - Is mom okay? - Yeah, yeah, she's fine. 408 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,618 She just needs to rest. You know, recharge. 409 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:31,541 Whenever you're ready, dear boy. 410 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:56,107 Probably would have been better with some wind. 411 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,028 Does anyone wish to speak? 412 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,284 Very well. 413 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,956 In all regards, 414 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,711 sir Reginald hargreeves made me what I am today. 415 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:22,550 For that alone, I shall forever be in his debt. 416 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,804 He was my master... 417 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,973 And my friend, 418 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,769 and I shall miss him very much. 419 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,485 He leaves behind a complicated legacy... 420 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,945 He was a monster. 421 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,366 He was a bad person and a worse father. 422 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,828 - The world's better off without him. - Diego. 423 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,080 My name is number two. 424 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,790 You know why? 425 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:57,585 Because our father couldn't be bothered to give us actual names. 426 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,587 He had mom do it. 427 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,339 Would anyone like something to eat? 428 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,007 No, it's okay, mom. 429 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,009 Oh, okay. 430 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,096 Look, you wanna pay your respects? 431 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,432 Go ahead. 432 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,620 But at least be honest about the kind of man he was. 433 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,145 You should stop talking now. 434 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,276 You know, you of all people should be on my side here, number one. 435 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,320 - I am warning you. - After everything he did to you? 436 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,699 He had to ship you a million miles away. 437 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,242 Diego, stop talking. 438 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,328 That's how much he couldn't stand the sight of you! 439 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,293 Boys, stop this at once! 440 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,921 Come on, big boy! 441 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,509 Stop it! 442 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,469 Hit him! Hit him! 443 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,900 Get off me! 444 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,240 We don't have time for this. 445 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,409 Come here, big boy! 446 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,335 And there goes Ben's statue. 447 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,299 Diego, no! 448 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,027 You never know when to stop, do you? 449 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,574 You got enough material for your sequel yet? 450 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,995 He was my father, too. 451 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,592 Mom. 452 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,011 Let's go inside. 453 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,222 Come on. Okay? Come on. 454 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,995 I bet you're loving this. Hmm? 455 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,957 The team at its best. 456 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,086 It's just like old times. 457 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:56,848 Best funeral ever. 458 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,683 Nietzsche once sa/d, 459 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,393 ”ll/ian is as a rope 460 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:04,105 stretched between the animal and the superhuman. 461 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,274 A rope over an abyss. 462 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,234 It is a dangerous crossing, 463 00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:12,697 a dangerous looking-back, a dangerous trembling and halting. ” 464 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:17,035 As much as you must strive for individual greatness, 465 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,536 and strive you must, 466 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,955 for it won't come to you of its own accord.. 467 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,374 You must also remember 468 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:26,294 that there is no individual stronger than the collective. 469 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,394 That's not fair, five's cheating! 470 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:30,673 He adapted. 471 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,802 The ties that bind you together 472 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,597 make you stronger than you are alone. 473 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,811 They will make you impervious 474 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,356 to the pa/n and hardship the world will thrust upon you. 475 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,193 And believe me when / tell you, 476 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,862 life will be hard. 477 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:55,656 It will be painful. 478 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:19,555 We can accomplish anything 479 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,975 when we accept responsibility together. 480 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,938 This is what creates trust 481 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:58,427 Together, you will stand against the reign of evil 482 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,320 Don't waste your time. 483 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,990 Diego's right, I shouldn't have come. 484 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:22,201 This is your home and always will be. 485 00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,079 Should I get you a taxi? 486 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,165 I already called one. But thanks. 487 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,876 - That's me. - Uh... 488 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,086 I hope you know 489 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:35,006 your father loved you very much. 490 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,592 In his own way. 491 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,806 Yeah, well, that's kind of the problem, isn't it? 492 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,347 Take care of yourself. 493 00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:45,057 You as well, miss Vanya. 494 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,671 Where's Vanya? 495 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,382 Oh, she's gone. 496 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:20,945 - That's unfortunate. - Yeah. 497 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:25,181 An entire square block. Forty-two bedrooms, 19 bathrooms, 498 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:27,475 but not a single drop of coffee. 499 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,601 Dad hated caffeine. 500 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:32,939 Well, he hated children, too, and he had plenty of us. 501 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:35,900 I'm taking the car. 502 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,277 Where are you going? 503 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,864 To get a decent cup of coffee. 504 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:43,532 Do you even know how to drive? 505 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,534 I know how to do everything. 506 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:49,705 I feel like we should try and stop him, 507 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:53,292 but then again, I also just kinda want to see what happens. 508 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:02,093 All right, I guess I'll see you guys in, what, ten years? 509 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,594 When pogo dies? 510 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,472 - Not if you die first. - Yeah, love you too, sis. 511 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,015 Good luck on your next film. 512 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,935 Hope it turns out better than your marriage, huh? 513 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,776 - Are... are we leaving? - No, I'm leaving, me by myself. 514 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,903 Oh, fabulous! I'll get my things. 515 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,499 Hey! Diego. 516 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:36,794 You know, every time I close my eyes, 517 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:40,006 I see a diarrhetic hippo about to shit on my face. 518 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,091 It's terrifying! 519 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,217 Terrific. 520 00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,805 No! No. 521 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,099 Lean back. 522 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:53,597 Sorry, sink was clogged. 523 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,766 So, what'll it be? 524 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:58,686 - Uh, give me a chocolate éclair. - Mm-hmm. Sure. 525 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:03,190 Can I get the kid a glass of milk or something? 526 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:06,861 The kid wants coffee. Black. 527 00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:10,114 Cute kid. 528 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:16,996 Okay. 529 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:29,467 Don't remember this place being such a shithole. 530 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,427 I used to come here as a kid. 531 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,596 Used to sneak out with my brothers and sisters 532 00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,890 and eat doughnuts till we puked. 533 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,767 Simpler times, huh? 534 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,645 Isuppose. 535 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,233 Here. 536 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,362 I got his. 537 00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,573 Thanks. 538 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,662 You must know your way around the city. 539 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,500 I hope so. I've been driving it for 20 years. 540 00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,835 Good. I need an address. 541 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:29,902 Hmm. That was fast. 542 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,363 I thought I'd have more time before they found me. 543 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,531 Okay. 544 00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:36,450 So let's all be professional about this, yeah? 545 00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,161 On your feet and come with us. They want to talk. 546 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,038 I've got nothing to say. 547 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,750 It doesn't have to go this way. 548 00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:48,337 You think I want to shoot a kid? Go home with that on my conscience? 549 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,299 Well, I wouldn't worry about that. 550 00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:54,301 You won't be going home. 551 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,521 Hey, assholes! 552 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:19,952 J' Istanbul was constantinople now it's Istanbul, not constantinople j' 553 00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:22,204 .f' been a long time gone, constantinople .f' 554 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,456 .f' now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night .i' 555 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:28,377 .fi every gel in constant/nop/e lives in Istanbul, not constant/nop/e fl 556 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:32,339 j' so if you've a date in constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul .f' 557 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,758 ./' even old New York j” 558 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:36,677 Uh was once newamsterdam j' 559 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,764 .F' why they changed it I can't say people just liked it better that way j' 560 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,183 Uh so take me back to constantinople .fi 561 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,067 j' no, you can't go back to constantinople .i' 562 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,229 .f' been a long time gone, constantinople .f' 563 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,566 Uh Istanbul j' uh Istanbul j' 564 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:03,162 .fi even old New York was once newamsterdam .fi 565 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:04,955 .f' why they changed it, / can't say I 566 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:07,499 uh people just liked it better that way .f' 567 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:11,170 J' Istanbul was constantinople now it's Istanbul, not constantinople j' 568 00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:18,344 .F' that's nobody's business but the Turks'j' 569 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,718 Uh so take me back to constantinople .fi 570 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,869 j' no, you can't go back to constantinople .i' 571 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,996 .f' been a long time gone, constantinople .f' 572 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,123 .fi why did constantinople get the works 7 j” 573 00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:52,670 .f' that's nobody's business but the Turks'j' 574 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:57,841 j' Istanbul .fi 575 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,562 Do you ever remember a single time 576 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,856 that dad wasn't wearing his monocle? 577 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,741 Yoo-hoo, Diego! 578 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:26,995 I hate to rush you through any kind of brooding moment you might be having, 579 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,039 but come on, man, we're starving! 580 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:42,386 I'm craving... eggs. 581 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,721 No! 582 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,557 Wait, it's too late for eggs. 583 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:49,393 Waffles. Huh? 584 00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:50,811 You like waffles, right? 585 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,564 Ah. Of course you do. 586 00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:56,900 Everyone likes waffles. 587 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,995 Gunshots reported on the 400 block 588 00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,122 of Milton a venue, griddy's doughnuts. 589 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,544 Diego, thank you for joining us. 590 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:18,964 We have decided on, drum roll, waffles. 591 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:22,301 I'm gonna drop you off at the bus stop. I gotta get back to work. 592 00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:28,474 What, breaking bones and cracking skulls? 593 00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:30,225 Saving lives, baby. 594 00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:33,854 Well, I guess it's frozen waffles again. 595 00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:44,823 Yeah, I could do egg and bacon, 596 00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:47,826 but I'm trying to cut down on my pig products. 597 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,109 Jesus! 598 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,028 You should have locks on your windows. 599 00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:25,030 I live on the second floor. 600 00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,281 Rapists can climb. 601 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,575 You are so weird. 602 00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:39,795 Is that blood? 603 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,006 It's nothing. 604 00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,468 Why are you here? 605 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,973 I've decided you're the only one I can trust. 606 00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,266 Why me? 607 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,684 Because you're ordinary. 608 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:57,312 Because you'll listen. 609 00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:00,649 Okay. 610 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,588 When I jumped fonnard and got stuck in the future, 611 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:24,548 do you know what I found? 612 00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,925 -Nothing. 613 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,305 Absolutely nothing. 614 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:36,602 As far as / could tell, I was the last person left alive. 615 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,230 I ne ver figured out what killed the human race, but.. 616 00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:42,941 I did find someth/ng else. 617 00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:46,987 The date it happens. 618 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,876 The world ends in eight days, 619 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:02,878 and I have no idea how to stop it. 620 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,805 I'll put on a pot of coffee.