1 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,013 I should never have blackmailed you. 2 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,753 Will you be my bribe? 3 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:17,104 My husband's company, MyXY, is being acquired 4 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,758 by a big pharma entity. 5 00:00:19,889 --> 00:00:21,543 What the fuck is wrong with you? 6 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:23,414 I want the VA contract back. 7 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,634 I want to make up for what Duncan failed to do. 8 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,157 Duncan's a piece of shit. 9 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,767 Why are you even here? You're not on the board. 10 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,030 Get the fuck out! 11 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,901 Everybody that's in favor 12 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,251 of dislodging Duncan Park from the board, say aye. 13 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:35,731 all: Aye. 14 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,080 Only way you can lose the house 15 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,299 is if you stop being my therapist. 16 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:39,387 Your puppet. 17 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:46,655 All right. 18 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,856 Hey, there's some Coast Guard mixed in there, 19 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,945 so make sure you separate them by branch, all right? 20 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:18,208 Oh, hey, if these are uncoded, set them aside. 21 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,863 MUMPS are in charge! This is their time. 22 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,474 They wrote this code before you were born, before I was born. 23 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:24,997 Ooh! 24 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,349 All right, who's the lucky soldier? 25 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:32,657 Mary Cardenas, Sergeant First Class, U.S. Army. 26 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,397 Amputee. Huh. 27 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:35,660 Yeah, maybe. 28 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,445 Hey, Ben? 29 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,838 You wanna shoot this through for me real quick? 30 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,195 - Incoming! - Got it? 31 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,718 Hey, Anushka. 32 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,111 Come here, check this out. 33 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,418 What about her, huh? 34 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,161 Mary Cardenas. 35 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,423 Yeah. 36 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,295 All right. - Okay. All right. 37 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:02,339 Send it through to . 38 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:16,223 Evergreen Cemetery. 39 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,228 Hello? 40 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:22,577 Hi, Mary Cardenas? 41 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,231 Am I pronouncing that right? 42 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,710 Yeah. Who's this? 43 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,190 Hi, Mary. My name is Alexander. 44 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,887 I'm calling from Veterans Affairs. 45 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,150 Is this a good time to talk? 46 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:31,803 Well, shit. 47 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,066 I have been trying to get ahold of someone for weeks. 48 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,764 Told me I should go wait in a line. 49 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,593 I am sorry about that, Mary. We're terribly understaffed. 50 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,290 We owe you better. That's why I'm calling. 51 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,771 I see you need a couple prescriptions refilled. 52 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,555 Pain management is no joke. 53 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:45,600 Can I take care of that? 54 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,036 That would be great. 55 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,125 Your usual pharmacy on Bradford Avenue? 56 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,735 Can I ask, how are you sleeping? 57 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:52,215 - Like shit. - I bet. 58 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,044 And today, of course, must be challenging. 59 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,480 You gonna go to Evergreen Cemetery? 60 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:57,873 How did you know I was going-- 61 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,831 You lost a friend and a leg, Mary. 62 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:02,007 Can't imagine what that feels like. 63 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:05,141 Actually, what does it feel like to have a leg? 64 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,576 Sorry, what? 65 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,100 After your leg was blown off, 66 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,275 did you keep fighting? - Don't. No, no, no, no, no. 67 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,538 That's gotta have been difficult-- 68 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,148 hopping and shooting at the same time? 69 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,497 The recoil alone, very destabilizing. 70 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:16,065 What the hell? 71 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,414 And if someone challenged you to a foot race... 72 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:18,850 - No, cut--cut it--cut him off! - Would you say 73 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,025 they were being mean or statistically confident? 74 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:21,723 What the fuck did you just say to me? 75 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,203 This is Veterans Affairs? - Oh, my God. 76 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,116 - Cut him off. Cut him off. - I'm transferring. 77 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,727 Put me on with her. Come on. 78 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:28,512 Mary, hi. Tom Ruffage from the VA. 79 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:32,386 I am so sorry. My, um--my colleague is, uh-- 80 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,953 yeah, he's--he's-- he's been through a lot. 81 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:37,173 Uh-huh. Yeah. 82 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,174 Uh, I don't get it. 83 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,698 Your bot, is it-- is it a moron? 84 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,047 I mean, is it based on a moron? 85 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,006 He was raised to be curious. 86 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,790 He was being curious. - Right. 87 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,749 Well, it wasn't your brief to drive vets to homicidal rage. 88 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:48,880 Gnodin just exponentially upped 89 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:50,926 Xander's computing storage. 90 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,536 It was like a shot of adrenaline 91 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:54,146 into a toddler's heart, 92 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,236 and yet 93% of that exchange was perfect. 93 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,281 You're, like, on an interstellar voyage 94 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,414 and complaining about the snacks. 95 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,198 - So he's a toddler? - No. 96 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:06,289 Developmentally, he's still about 14, maybe 15 years old. 97 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,596 Why did you think that Opie was the right avatar 98 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,467 to talk to vets? 99 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,164 You need to rejigger your doodad. 100 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,210 Make him a man, for Christ's sakes. 101 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,734 Yeah. 102 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,520 Uh, well, Mary's gonna be okay, but that was cruel. 103 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,609 We gotta slow down. - There! 104 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,611 Base it on Tom. Tom's perfect. 105 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,265 Warrior, sensitive, what have you. 106 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,528 Emotional age past puberty. 107 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,399 Yeah, I don't know about all that, but, um, 108 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:30,705 Xander's not ready. 109 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,097 No, we demo this Saturday at Watch Code. 110 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,274 Our future as a company-- 111 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,493 He just mocked a vet. Pump the brakes. 112 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:37,929 No, he wasn't mocking her. 113 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,801 He was attempting to connect with her. 114 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,977 Martin will fix his robot. 115 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,761 - Do not call him a robot. - Quite. Sorry. 116 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,067 Autonomous wanker. 117 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:46,895 I'm here to help. 118 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,940 If Alexander and I are not 119 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,377 providing the kind of help that is-- 120 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,076 Okay, then what, it's--it's "no notes" or "bugger off?" 121 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,383 Okay, okay, look, we can stabilize him 122 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:59,211 with some off-the-shelf AI. 123 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,212 Put a new face on him. I don't know. 124 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,475 But this is not viable. 125 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,172 I--how dare you? 126 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:04,608 He's viable. 127 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,480 He shat the bed and rolled around in it, 128 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,395 and you're asking why he stinks. 129 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,275 The licensing deal I signed with you gives me 130 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,146 final say on all developmental matters, 131 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,800 unless you wish to buy Xander outright. 132 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,716 And the going rate for tech like this is 10 figures. 133 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:27,414 Oh, there is no other tech like Xander. 134 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:31,113 AGI is the holy grail, and I'm Sir Fucking Galahad! 135 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,201 You're right, Martin. 136 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,724 You are one of one. 137 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:34,856 It is understood. 138 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:41,644 Are you gonna handle this? 139 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,473 I'll--yes. 140 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,388 Tell me the truth. 141 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,216 You thought he would be worth more by now. 142 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:49,087 He is a genius, you know. 143 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:52,613 Do not buy into that genius bullshit. 144 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,093 Around here, you fart, and three of them line up 145 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,357 to debate plume dynamics. 146 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,271 You need him to hit a product ship date. 147 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,665 Persuade him. He'll bend. 148 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,101 Guy like that knows you're out of his league. 149 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,799 I can see it from here. 150 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,453 Carl, that's really not any of your business. 151 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,758 Okay, okay, listen. 152 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:10,761 You have a company to run and a job to save. 153 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:11,936 Make him feel like he's a big boy. 154 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,938 Have a little fun with him. 155 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,853 You know what Lorraine's secret is? 156 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,511 A little backdoor diplomacy, and never neglect the twins. 157 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,782 Next time you say something like that, 158 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:34,742 give me a chance to hit Record first. 159 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:35,917 Hey, Tom. 160 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,920 Tommy! 161 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,051 There you are. I need your biometrics. 162 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,792 Let's go, soldier. 163 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:51,845 The amount of stomach acid we excreted-- 164 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,238 we're gonna get thrown out of our house. 165 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,371 We're gonna live on the streets. 166 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,546 I mean, just some investment group 167 00:06:57,547 --> 00:07:00,028 buying up rental properties, 168 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:03,074 and here we are, safe and sound. 169 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,772 It's pretty funny. 170 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,730 Hysterical. 171 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,124 I mean, one of us was. 172 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,168 Same exact rent Alvin was charging us. 173 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:13,781 I mean, the whole thing's just-- 174 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,827 Puppeteer Real Estate Holdings. 175 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:19,220 There you go. 176 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:22,485 Just in time for the after-school rush. 177 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:23,878 Okay, darling. 178 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,969 See you on the other side. 179 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,186 - Yeah. - Have a good one. 180 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:30,406 You too. 181 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:36,106 It's this music box with a ballerina in it, 182 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:37,586 and she--she pirouettes. 183 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,328 It terrified me. 184 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,983 Yeah, and this memory is bothering you? 185 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,203 Of course it is. 186 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:50,599 Uh, it's likely being triggered by your current stress. 187 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,344 I mean, the--the merger is completely off? 188 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,911 Did I hear that right? 189 00:07:57,041 --> 00:08:02,482 I--because the disappointment of that could be 190 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:06,007 dredging up old, painful memories and fear. 191 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:09,052 Does Peter-- uh, does your husband not have 192 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:13,405 any new potential buyers for his company? 193 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,495 It's a PR problem. I don't know. 194 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,456 Isn't MyXY just DNA and--and, uh, family trees? 195 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:21,979 People didn't know they might someday watch 196 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,852 their own DNA get sold off. 197 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,070 No, sure. 198 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,331 That is, uh-- 199 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,899 Univee is a big company. 200 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,597 Like, if they don't do it-- 201 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:33,250 Peter is beside himself. 202 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,340 It's like this feeling of terror, 203 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,647 which, I'm sure you're right-- 204 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:39,910 it's associated with that music box. 205 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,737 I can still hear the tune in my head. 206 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:42,957 Yeah. 207 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,262 ♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ 208 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:45,568 - Uh-huh. - You know? 209 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,962 - Okay. See you soon. - Thank you. 210 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:49,659 Great work. Yes, I'm always here for you. 211 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,879 - Thanks. - Okay. 212 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:54,664 Okay, okay. 213 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:03,804 Shit! 214 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,982 Well, we were discussing last time 215 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:12,856 that you maybe met someone who got you, 216 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,729 um, somebody who was, 217 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,687 in your words, another weirdo. 218 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,080 Turned out to be another creep. 219 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,389 Can I turn this on? 220 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:25,695 Mm. 221 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:26,957 Is it stuffy in here? 222 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,002 I can open a window. 223 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,743 No. No, don't do that. 224 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:43,103 Okay. You have something to say. 225 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,671 Do I? 226 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,893 I'm retiring. 227 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:54,027 Being the odd one out is exhausting. 228 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,551 So I'm done. 229 00:09:55,638 --> 00:10:01,644 No more juvie, judges, psychiatrists. 230 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:04,995 I'm officially committing to my category. 231 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:08,084 My dad's rich. 232 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:11,740 My trauma's just all drama. 233 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,917 I'm built to brunch. 234 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,967 So you win, universe. 235 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,490 I'm her now. 236 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,203 Get out of my way, creeper. 237 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,901 I wasn't listening. 238 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,337 I could have, but I--I didn't. 239 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,252 Wow, trophy for you, Xander. 240 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,470 My Breezi's gonna leave. 241 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,428 We need to talk. 242 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,256 No, we don't. 243 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,867 There's no "we." - Seriously? 244 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:54,001 I'd think twice before shitting on your only friend like this. 245 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:57,134 You and I are not now nor have we ever been. 246 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,527 Fine, you're my BFF! 247 00:10:58,614 --> 00:10:59,570 Now can you leave me the fuck alone? 248 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,529 What's going on? 249 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,010 Move, or I'll tell him all about 250 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,274 your creepy little secret. 251 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,624 It's not your business, Gary! 252 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,365 Hey! Let go! 253 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,975 Hey, hey! 254 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,628 Hey! Or--hey! 255 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,717 Do not put our hands on other people! 256 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,763 Give it up! Do not-- 257 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,286 You're not my dad! 258 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,504 Orson, don't grab other people. 259 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,635 I don't need your beta-cuck advice! 260 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,072 Oh! 261 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,342 Zeus, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 262 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,041 You're not gonna eat your fries? 263 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,085 No. Here. 264 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,869 Oh. 265 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,915 Afraid I'm gonna tell Mom? 266 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,874 I won't. 267 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,397 You know, you're a-- you're a teenager. 268 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,964 Rebel a little bit. 269 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:48,272 You took my phone away for a month for stealing your cube. 270 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,838 So you did steal my cube. 271 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:50,926 - No. - Yes. 272 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,581 - I didn't. - Yes, you did. 273 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,368 Oh, Carl. 274 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,240 How you doing? 275 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,676 This is my daughter, Jamison. 276 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,286 Jamison, Carl Bardolph. 277 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,071 - Hi. - You have no shame, do you? 278 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,812 Oh, you kidding? 279 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,727 I'm shame-fueled. It's kind of like my cardio. 280 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,293 Anyway, she wanted to come here. 281 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,122 Best milkshakes in the Valley, right? 282 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:16,953 My daddy used to take me for... frosted bundt cake, 283 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,476 size of a tire. 284 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,175 And then he would whisper in my ear, 285 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,699 I'll be back in a-- in an hour, puddin' head. 286 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,573 And I would eat it up 287 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,271 'cause I was sweet and stupid. 288 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:35,884 I got my cake, and my dad got his alibi. 289 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,757 Always know when you're being used. 290 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,889 Carl has issues. 291 00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,804 I just thought you'd be curious to hear what I've been up to. 292 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:43,893 I know what you've been up to. 293 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,242 Privacy is not a thing anymore? 294 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,461 That is not a company. 295 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,723 That is a temper tantrum. 296 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,290 No, it's disruptive. 297 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,074 Do you think no one's ever thought about making 298 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,988 private data public? 299 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,904 You know why it's never happened? 300 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:58,255 Because those that tried got crushed--first by regulations. 301 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,692 Oh, the regulations, you know, are a deliberate joke-- 302 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,824 Then by brutal lawsuits. 303 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,695 I don't choose what people look up. 304 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,523 Those regulations that nobody has the balls to pass 305 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,004 might finally pass because of you 306 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,006 for demonstrating their obvious need. 307 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:12,095 Yeah, you'd be real popular around here after that. 308 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,009 I never thought I would see Carl Bardolph so scared. 309 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,316 Why'd you come in here, Park? 310 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,491 Why? For my--for my blessing? 311 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,101 My approval? - Well, I-- 312 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,495 'Cause Daddy didn't know how to love you? 313 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,453 Well, join the fucking club! 314 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,890 And I hope you never have to, sweetheart. 315 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,763 Shakes are on me. 316 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,459 Finish them up and leave. 317 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,288 I bought the place, so I can kick anybody out I want. 318 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,116 Oh. 319 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,988 And I hope your dad's dumbass idea 320 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,424 does not detonate your life. 321 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,034 It's not dumbass. 322 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,818 Everything you do is dumbass. 323 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,081 Come on, let's go, Jim Jam. 324 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,300 Okay. 325 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,432 Hey, Duncan. 326 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,438 Infinite growth isn't for everyone. 327 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,094 Dad, come on. 328 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:06,367 I don't like being alone, working alone. 329 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,325 Yeah, it's the ultimate test. 330 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,370 I know. I know. 331 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,027 If Hindenburg had a buddy 332 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,680 while flying across the Atlantic, 333 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,595 no one would have heard of him. 334 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:21,164 But alone is like, even if you do good, 335 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,644 no one to high-five. 336 00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,211 So is this, um-- 337 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,082 is this about, uh, business stuff 338 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,997 or, um, Lili stuff? 339 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,392 You. You're not a good partner. 340 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,132 I saw you messing around in the account. 341 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,134 Yeah. Started making some money too. 342 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,223 And then you withdrew-- just the profits, 343 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,791 as if I wouldn't notice. 344 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,663 I-- where'd you put the winnings? 345 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,101 Okay, maybe we should just focus on your-- 346 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,407 tell me about your father-- 347 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,451 No, excuse-- I--I asked you a question. 348 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,281 Think I really deserve an answer, actually. 349 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:54,066 What did you do with the money you made 350 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,591 off the money I gave you? 351 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,334 I created my own shell company. 352 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,684 Wasn't hard. 353 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,119 There's plenty of videos online 354 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,992 that walk you right through it. 355 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,690 Yeah, I layered it with, uh, trusts and foundations, 356 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,693 and, uh, it was disturbingly easy, actually, 357 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,608 because you told me that you were spying. 358 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,611 Spying? 359 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,395 We are partners. 360 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,050 Uh, I don't remember signing that agreement. 361 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,269 Well, yes, you did. 362 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,661 I gave you money to place bets. 363 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,533 You didn't have to, but you did. 364 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:29,624 You took and used the dirty, dirty Duncan money 365 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,191 and made money. 366 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,890 So by law, you accepted whatever terms that apply. 367 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,588 By law, partners. 368 00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,548 Can't have it both ways. 369 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,244 - No. - Yes. 370 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,420 - I-- - Yes. 371 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,249 I invested it because it--it-- 372 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,076 it was for a good cause. 373 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:51,123 Oh, what cause? Whales? Lipless babies? 374 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:54,518 Or was it the JoAnne Felder Fund for Funding Felders? 375 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:59,567 And, oh, yeah, you live in my house basically for free. 376 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:03,571 I don't think I'm being unreasonable, partner. 377 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,400 What were the picks? 378 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,880 Well, no doubt you saw I bought MyXY, M-Y-X-Y. 379 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,013 Yeah, yeah. Why? 380 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:15,235 The husband of one of my clients is the founder and CEO. 381 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,976 Okay. 382 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,588 Okay, and he told her they were being acquired, but-- 383 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,416 But he lied to his wife. 384 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,593 Turns out, I'm not that smart. 385 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,986 So maybe you wanna find yourself a new partner. 386 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,858 No. No, no, no, no. 387 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,164 You believed it because she believed it. 388 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,689 And he needed her to believe that he wasn't a loser. 389 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:35,951 Otherwise-- 390 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,126 He might start to believe he was one. 391 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,957 Fear of humiliation-- it's behind every little lie. 392 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,916 But also, I wanted to believe it. 393 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,702 Everyone spins, even to themselves. 394 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,574 You shouldn't have boxed me out. 395 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,099 So what? You lost some money. 396 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:56,145 Don't box me out. 397 00:16:56,232 --> 00:17:00,541 Well, they're likely filing for Chapter 11 any day now, 398 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:04,979 so you should probably short it. 399 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:05,981 You're welcome. 400 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,049 Ooh, smells like jerky and ass in here, guys. 401 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,616 Listen, I be done with vests. 402 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,356 I am de-vesting. 403 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:37,099 No more founder-core for this maverick man here. 404 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,231 So who wants a vest? 405 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:42,452 Too hot for indoors, not warm enough for outdoors. 406 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,629 But I'm telling you, instant credibility. 407 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,196 Can't tie a vest around your waist. 408 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,677 Screw you, okay? Try layering without bulk. 409 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,072 Um, okay, tell me, buzz factor? 410 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,770 Yeah, we dropped the PINATA subscription model on a thread 411 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,510 for sleepless, sexless tech bros, 412 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,513 and within 37 seconds, they were drooling. 413 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,776 Like, posting pics of literal drool. 414 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,128 Literally drooling. We're a hit. 415 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,563 Then they grokked to the notion 416 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,304 that they can be doxed too. 417 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,654 Fear and loathing--that's what makes the world go round. 418 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,308 Well, when everyone can see everybody's everything 419 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:16,486 and it is our fault, I--I-- we're gonna get burned alive. 420 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,185 No, we will make a splash, and then we'll be wet. 421 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,402 What? 422 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,839 Hey, buck up. 423 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,189 Guys, listen, everyone. 424 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,148 We are truth tellers. 425 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,107 Truth tellers historically get burned alive. 426 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,763 Listen, let's just nail this next piece, right? 427 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,765 And I will get you the best, most perfect antidepressant 428 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,853 tailored just for you. 429 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,552 I promise. 430 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,205 Now, did you find the guy with the treasure trove? 431 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,468 Yup. 432 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:45,950 Uh, he is at a Zen temple in Santa Clara. 433 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,735 Zentastic. 434 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,781 Okay, send it to me at my car. 435 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,131 - Hey! - Hey. 436 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,610 Hey, uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Sorry. 437 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,135 Okay, okay, so tomorrow night is the dress rehearsal 438 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,876 for Saturday's Winter Gala. 439 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,183 For Las Altas, the fundraiser? 440 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,663 They have an invited dress rehearsal 441 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,055 for the kids' presentation, 442 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,406 and Jamie's getting a special, um... 443 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:07,885 - Nice. Great. - Thing. 444 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,799 Yeah, as one of the athletes. 445 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,021 Anyway, I can't go, and she wants one of us there, 446 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,415 so that leaves... 447 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,545 Thelma. 448 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,808 You. 449 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:18,982 - No, she loves Thelma. - Please. 450 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,333 And Thelma will like it. 451 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,247 It'll make her feel part of the family. 452 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,509 Just send her. 453 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,599 Feel like--do you-- 454 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,077 What, to get her to come to Fiji for Christmas? 455 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,907 Yeah! You're gonna be part of the family. 456 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,866 You thought--you thought the villa came with servants. 457 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,650 I still think about that. 458 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,262 Then we gave her that bracelet as a Christmas present. 459 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,437 Yeah. 460 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:38,655 She still wears it all the time. 461 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,700 If she ever gets it appraised-- 462 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,092 I think it's pewter. 463 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,007 I told you to give her the taffy. 464 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,487 I have a whole speech ready. 465 00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,010 I'm blaming it on an Israeli jeweler. 466 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,750 Oh, well, I got your back. 467 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:48,709 - So... - Yes. 468 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,667 The rehearsal. 469 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,321 Why can't you go? 470 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,150 I was stripped of my presidency. 471 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,804 The board's gonna be there. - Right, right. 472 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,762 Beatrice. Pippa Tang. 473 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,329 Yes, right, I will go. 474 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,765 I will sit through an evening of kids 475 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:02,940 being praised for things they'll 476 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,594 never do professionally. 477 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,031 You get so close to being a person, 478 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,206 and then... 479 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,512 This is the shape I come in. 480 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:12,253 - All right. - Yeah. 481 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,038 Okay. 482 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,972 Is--nope. It-- 483 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,475 Mm. 484 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:13,533 You know, it just seems like a guy could just... 485 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,839 you know. 486 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,232 That's not the, um-- 487 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,885 Sorry, not what? 488 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:22,629 Uh, it's... not supposed to do it like that, but. 489 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,283 Oh, yeah. And yet I'm here, you know? 490 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,327 Who said shortcuts don't work? 491 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:29,939 It's Murphy, right? 492 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:33,030 Our--our daughters are on Las Altas soccer together. 493 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,815 Oh, okay. 494 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:38,166 But, um, there's no talking in here, so... 495 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:42,562 And yet here I am again, making mouth noises. 496 00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:47,480 I actually came here to talk to you, to commune with you. 497 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:52,484 Murphy, I've been looking for you for ages 498 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:55,705 before I even knew your name. 499 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,622 Can we do whatever this is after or-- 500 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,058 Listen, I get it. 501 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:04,191 You have decisions on your--your mind. 502 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:07,064 Right? You're the--the CEO of MyXY? 503 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,935 "Mixy." 504 00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:11,329 Otherwise, it sounds like "my ex-wife," 505 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,941 and Carol's not that--not yet. 506 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,857 Is this some kind of a ambush or something? 507 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,467 Because I do not appreciate you coming and trying to-- 508 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:19,642 Sure, sure, sure, sure. 509 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,296 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 510 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:24,778 But, uh, I did hear Univee left you high and dry, 511 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:28,564 and no one wants to touch you or your company. 512 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:32,960 You're in the wilderness, all alone, 513 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:37,224 lost in a maze, just wrestling angels and shit. 514 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,966 How do you know about Univee? 515 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,708 You hit the market with an outstanding product. 516 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,317 You--you filled a real need. 517 00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:45,929 Uh, you know, you make people feel whole. 518 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,888 And now you're here going, wait, what--what have I done? 519 00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:52,675 I got half the country to spit in a jar and pay me for it. 520 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:56,939 And now I have everyone's DNA, but my subs are in the tank, 521 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,377 and--and Univee doesn't want me. 522 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,943 I--I-- 523 00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:03,381 I--I--mean, I'm staring down bankruptcy and lawsuits, 524 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,904 and no one wants to touch me because I didn't treat 525 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,688 the data like medical records. 526 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:10,476 I--I thought everyone would love this, but it's toxic. 527 00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:13,522 Sound about right? 528 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:16,307 Our daughters, what, play soccer together? 529 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,048 Ye--yes. 530 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:19,789 Tia didn't tell your girl all that. 531 00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,138 I mean, she doesn't-- 532 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:22,313 she doesn't know my business. 533 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,011 No. No, she doesn't, but I know. 534 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:26,361 I am the first. 535 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,363 Won't be the last, including Tia. 536 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,583 And, Murphy, it's gonna get worse and worse. 537 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:34,325 But I have a path, 538 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,068 and one not as labryinthical as this one. 539 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,722 Do you wanna hear my path? 540 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:45,815 Yeah. 541 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:52,169 Well, you gotta come here to hear it. 542 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:53,388 Come on. 543 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,611 Oh! 544 00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,047 Shh. 545 00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:09,360 It's absurd. 546 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,450 My whole career rides on this product. 547 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,972 I--I led it. 548 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:15,018 I--I merged two technologies. 549 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,498 It's our growth engine. 550 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:20,807 And in two days, I'm the face of it, 551 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:22,373 doing the Valley classic-- 552 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,638 earpiece, pantsuit, electro music, LED display. 553 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:28,379 And yet it all comes down to whether my husband 554 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,859 will stop having a massive sulk 555 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,599 and do what's needed for the project. 556 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,602 Uh, which is? 557 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,779 Aging up his robot child to be a useful member of society 558 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,694 faster than he wants to. 559 00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:43,307 Still practically breastfeeding the little flat bastard. 560 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,571 And if Martin doesn't... 561 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,268 age it up? 562 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,270 Fair chance it'll do some bad bot behavior 563 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,967 to tank the presentation. 564 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,927 Call me Anus Hookah. - Huh. 565 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,406 Get revenge for beating him up. 566 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,583 Embarrass me in front of the VCs, 567 00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,453 Wall Street, the press. 568 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:03,457 Shit. 569 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,328 I should back out until we have it down. 570 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:08,549 No, Anushka. Stop it. 571 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:13,423 You do what you need to do to make your company a success. 572 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:14,643 There will always be obstacles, 573 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:15,905 but you are a leader. 574 00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:18,125 So lead. 575 00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:19,474 Be a woman in charge. 576 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,826 Steam that pantsuit. 577 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,107 Orson, let's go. 578 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,203 - Gare! - Office! 579 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,161 Oh, my God, we're gonna be late. 580 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:39,336 You're coming, right? 581 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,903 Uh, I was thinking not. 582 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,297 Oh, come on. 583 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:46,300 I mean, it could be nice, you know, to support him. 584 00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:47,997 I mean, you don't have to go. 585 00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:51,173 I was thinking the 500 a pop for the actual gala 586 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,176 gets me out of the dress rehearsal. 587 00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:55,091 Fine. 588 00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:56,484 I'll go alone. 589 00:27:13,893 --> 00:27:16,591 Okay. 590 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,592 All right, everyone, everyone, let's get this night started. 591 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:21,117 Hi. 592 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,465 So I did get your email. 593 00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:23,772 - All right. - I'll--yeah. 594 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:24,990 Ah! 595 00:27:24,991 --> 00:27:26,905 Good evening, everyone. 596 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:29,212 Thanks for coming out on a Thursday night 597 00:27:29,299 --> 00:27:30,518 for our dress rehearsal. 598 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,129 Only two more days till the Winter Gala. 599 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:36,176 Uh, I wanna especially thank Pippa Tang, 600 00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,612 who will be our guest of honor Saturday night. 601 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:41,877 So do enjoy the Pippatinis, 602 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,096 the evening's signature cocktail. 603 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:47,229 Her gift of a new stadium, Tang Field, 604 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,972 will benefit some of our athlete scholars. 605 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,757 Let's bring them out. 606 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:54,020 Uh, athletes, assemble, please. 607 00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:55,803 Curtis Loomis... 608 00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:57,545 Jamison Park-Hoffsteader... - Jingle Jam, let's go! 609 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:01,723 Mary Karl, Matt Vitale, and Janice O'Rourke. 610 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,856 Everyone, thank you. 611 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:06,902 And now I'd like to invite Las Altas' 612 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,862 musical director, Bruce Phillips, 613 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,777 who will be conducting our orchestra. 614 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:12,778 Bruce. 615 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,920 Ah! 616 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:07,396 Scooch over. 617 00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:09,095 Just scooch over. - Yeah. 618 00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:15,797 Not now, Duncan. I am serious. 619 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:17,580 Yeah, listen. Listen. 620 00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:21,019 I just thought you might wanna know I bought it up-- 621 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,500 MyXY. 622 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,850 I told you to short it. 623 00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:25,894 No, no, no, no, no. 624 00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:29,158 I bought the company. 625 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,856 Yeah. 626 00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:35,034 All that DNA, it's mine-- and 20% below market price. 627 00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:37,166 The ABCs of millions. 628 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,605 And for each one of them, 629 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:44,694 maybe five, ten, 630 00:29:44,695 --> 00:29:46,393 maybe even more of their bloodline, 631 00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:49,831 so we're talking human assets in the hundreds of millions-- 632 00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:51,746 maybe even the billions, right? 633 00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:54,314 I came to you for any old tip, to be honest. 634 00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:55,663 I--I was feeling a little left out. 635 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:59,535 But yeah, I hit the data mother lode. 636 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,540 So thank you. 637 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:05,280 Thank you. Seriously, thank you. 638 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:06,630 Just thank you. 639 00:30:10,678 --> 00:30:12,506 Can I have your attention, please? 640 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:13,636 Can everybody gather round? 641 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:15,943 I have here in my hands 642 00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:18,425 our last file. 643 00:30:18,512 --> 00:30:20,643 Staff Sergeant Rodriguez, Jaime, 644 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:23,909 U.S. Army, 75th Rangers. 645 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:35,658 Mind if I have a chat with that man you married? 646 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:37,139 Tell me where to press. 647 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,706 I'll make him pop. 648 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:45,756 - Got him. - Got him! 649 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:49,759 Ladies and gentlemen, heroic work! 650 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,718 Everybody, I mean that. - Howdy. 651 00:30:51,719 --> 00:30:54,461 Oh, hi. 652 00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:57,811 I was hoping you could help me understand something. 653 00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:03,862 Why is Xander a teenager? 654 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:05,385 He was designed to help teens. 655 00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:07,256 Yeah, but he's-- he's a teenager. 656 00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:09,649 Mm. 657 00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:11,652 Teenagers aren't really good at helping 658 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:13,827 anybody with anything. 659 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:16,875 Boys and girls, after 40 days and nights, 660 00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:19,007 data collection is complete. 661 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:22,141 We are 100% ingested! 662 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,623 What were you like when you were 15? 663 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,799 Me? I... 664 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:29,975 went to college early, 665 00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:32,325 never really got to be a teenager. 666 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:34,369 I thought I recognized a fellow... 667 00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:35,894 tortured prodigy. 668 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,939 I was 14. 669 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:39,332 Georgia Tech. 670 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:42,465 Man, they hated me there. 671 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:46,165 Ever heard of a wedgie royale with cheese? 672 00:31:46,252 --> 00:31:50,081 At Stanford, they were-- they used to, um, 673 00:31:50,082 --> 00:31:54,129 lock me overnight in a cage in the primate lab. 674 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,870 Yeah, well, when the nerds realize 675 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,873 they can be the bullies, look out. 676 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:02,355 Did they teach you how to drink at Stanford? 677 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:18,587 You know, if Xander's anything like we were at that age, 678 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:21,287 he's been thrown into something that he can't beat. 679 00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:26,466 'Cause when... Xander is talking to people that have... 680 00:32:26,553 --> 00:32:29,381 seen war... 681 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:32,776 what other choice does he have but to fake it? 682 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,781 So? 683 00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:40,609 You're a very smart dude. 684 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:43,265 And I don't need to tell you what you already know. 685 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:51,143 We have absorbed them. 686 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,536 With Gnodin, we're gonna watch over them. 687 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:58,019 And with Xander, hopefully, we're gonna help them. 688 00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,368 The loop is closed. 689 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,196 You should be proud of yourselves! 690 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:12,512 Hello, Martin. 691 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,732 Hello, Xander. 692 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:21,303 How would you feel about going on a journey? 693 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,131 It will be yours to take. 694 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:27,830 I won't really even know where you go. 695 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,095 Is that what you want? 696 00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:41,497 I think I prefer we don't go on a journey. 697 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:56,425 ♪ When you the best, you ain't even gotta flex ♪ 698 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,732 ♪ When you made it to the top and you didn't break a sweat ♪ 699 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,081 Right punch from the side. 700 00:34:00,168 --> 00:34:01,690 Do a block and a parry. 701 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,432 Grab his neck, snap! 702 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,261 What's up? 703 00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:08,307 The death technique. 704 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:09,960 Come on. Come at me. 705 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,442 Reach to the side, grab his head, 706 00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:14,529 knee to the groin. 707 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,836 Oh, yeah, I just-- 708 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,056 I thought I'd try out a new hairstyle, so... 709 00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:20,449 Uh, oh, you like it? Wow. Thanks. 710 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,277 Yeah! 711 00:34:38,206 --> 00:34:41,643 Orson, we need to talk. 712 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:42,602 Now. 713 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,782 So, first of all, you owe me $4,000. 714 00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:52,960 They send a summary every month of what your credit card did. 715 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:55,005 Yeah, so you should know 716 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,096 that credit card theft is a crime, 717 00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:02,317 like a "you go to juvie for stealing" crime. 718 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:04,449 So you're gonna pay me back in installments. 719 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,929 But if you ever steal from me or your mother again, 720 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,367 then you're on your own. 721 00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:11,020 Understood? 722 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:15,113 Okay, secondly, tincture here, now. 723 00:35:20,727 --> 00:35:22,032 I needed it. 724 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,686 I--I still need it. - Orson. 725 00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:25,993 - And you guys-- - Put it on the desk, now. 726 00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:33,392 Okay, thirdly... 727 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:37,308 I owe you an apology. 728 00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:40,964 The nutritionist I took you to was giving you 729 00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:43,663 massive doses of steroids. 730 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,968 Um, I have the lab reports, 731 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:49,147 but paranoia, aggression, impulse control issues, 732 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:51,105 those are all side effects. 733 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,890 And I have reported Sorrel to the authorities, 734 00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:56,719 but it's on me for taking you to her 735 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:59,679 and not properly interrogating what she was giving to you. 736 00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:00,897 I am sorry. 737 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:02,768 Nothing else worked. 738 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:06,381 And heroin works great for anxiety, but no. 739 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:08,078 Uh, okay, what-- what if we, um-- 740 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,906 what if we go a little slower? 741 00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:11,386 Like, uh, the tincture, just less of it? 742 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:12,735 No. 743 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:15,433 So I'm gonna write you a prescription 744 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:18,437 which is going to wean you off the steroids 745 00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,917 without throwing your whole hormonal system out of whack. 746 00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,744 Come on, Gary. I'm sorry I pushed you. 747 00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:26,575 Just give me-- give me the tincture. 748 00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:27,881 - No. - Yes! 749 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:29,316 Give me the tincture! 750 00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:30,753 It's a little late to be growing a spine! 751 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,190 Not happening. 752 00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:34,496 Yes, happening, now, Gary. 753 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:36,150 - It's not happening, Orson. - Give me the tincture. 754 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,283 - No. - Tinc me, cuck! 755 00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:45,812 No. 756 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:13,970 It's godlike, you know, warping space and time for him. 757 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:16,669 Even God never did what you're doing. 758 00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:19,889 Didn't he kill his son? 759 00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:21,586 But he brought him back. 760 00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:33,468 Yeah, uh, how'd you hear about it? 761 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:36,515 Yes, we have been kicking dust up on the threads. 762 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,781 Well, off the record, Nena? 763 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:43,956 Yes? 764 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,437 Okay, then, yeah, it's mine. Yeah. 765 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:50,137 MyXY is mine and all its property. 766 00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:52,052 No. No, my company. 767 00:37:52,139 --> 00:37:54,315 No, it--PINATA. PINATA. 768 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:56,883 It rhymes with "your mama." Ye-- 769 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:01,017 Main stage. 770 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:03,063 Yeah, I think--I think we could do something there. 771 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,586 I think we could do-- yeah, yeah. 772 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,153 How about a demo? 773 00:38:08,982 --> 00:38:10,549 Great. 774 00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:12,159 Yeah, looking forward to it, then. 775 00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:13,595 Yes. 776 00:38:13,682 --> 00:38:15,815 It's always a pleasure talking to you, Nena. 777 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:17,033 Yeah. 778 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,600 See you then. 779 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:25,912 Okay, uh... 780 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,436 Ready or not, Nena Marx is interviewing Duncan Park 781 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:29,916 for WatchCode Forum. 782 00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:31,613 And we're giving a demo. 783 00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:35,269 Should be well-attended. 784 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:37,576 Yeah. 785 00:38:37,663 --> 00:38:39,317 What are you gonna say? 786 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:44,451 Well, maybe we review our options. 787 00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:45,845 A, B, C, go. 788 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:48,108 Go. 789 00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:52,765 Oh, uh, A, weaponize the user base, right? 790 00:38:52,852 --> 00:38:55,115 Expose all secrets, ruin careers, 791 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,856 break up families. 792 00:38:56,943 --> 00:38:58,423 Make the world an even worse place 793 00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,903 while we go full goblin mode on the profits, 794 00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:02,731 fueled by a cycle of fear and revenge. 795 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:05,212 Weaponize, I like it. B, B, what have we got? 796 00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:07,954 Teach everyone a valuable lesson somehow. 797 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:08,998 Teach. 798 00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:11,610 Um, C. Go. 799 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:14,047 Pull back the curtain on the whole tech oligarchy. 800 00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:16,963 We disrupt data as its profit center. 801 00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,313 Probably die trying, but no empire lasts forever. 802 00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:24,187 I like C, which is basically B but with guillotines. 803 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:30,585 But A, godlike power and money, that's kind of the objective. 804 00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,326 What are you thinking? 805 00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:34,589 Just running all simulations of the audience's responses 806 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,286 in my head. 807 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,332 And all end with me being violently disemboweled. 808 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:39,942 I can see that. 809 00:39:40,073 --> 00:39:41,727 Yeah. 810 00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:42,815 Yeah. 811 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:04,619 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 812 00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:07,187 Duck, weave, breathe. 813 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,673 Fuck. 814 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,034 You awake? 815 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:37,130 Oh, sorry. - What? 816 00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:38,740 You were having a bad dream. 817 00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:40,307 What, Duncan? 818 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:44,442 - So I went to, um... - Yeah. 819 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,487 - The rehearsal thingy. - Okay, thanks. 820 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:47,793 Jamison looked great. 821 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,272 But before you close your eyes-- 822 00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:50,535 hey, before you go to bed... 823 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,798 Yeah. 824 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,190 Are we getting a divorce? 825 00:40:54,321 --> 00:40:56,279 Duncan, what? 826 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,630 Just, uh, you know, if we're not getting divorced, 827 00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:02,285 I just wanna tell you, I just feel like I'm racing this car, 828 00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:04,897 and everyone in the crowd is cheering for me to crash, 829 00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:07,639 and I can't even drive stick. 830 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:11,164 Can we talk about it tomorrow? 831 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:14,036 No. 832 00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:16,909 Because if we do get a divorce, I'm gonna be too vulnerable 833 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,868 and judged to share, so-- 834 00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:20,869 Duncan. 835 00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:27,223 It's Cupertino. 836 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,704 Take it. 837 00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:32,054 Just a power couple kiss. 838 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:34,883 Please. 839 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:37,277 Please. It's ringing. It's ringing. 840 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:42,674 Thank you. Thank you. 841 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:46,981 Hey, uh, Duncan Park here. 842 00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:49,202 Hey. - DP. 843 00:41:49,289 --> 00:41:50,595 It's Tim Kwan at Cupertino. 844 00:41:50,725 --> 00:41:52,031 Lil' Tim, Tim, Tim. 845 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:54,163 I thought I gave you this number 846 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,515 only for emergencies and acquisition offers. 847 00:41:57,602 --> 00:42:01,606 Well, this is a bit of an emergency, I guess. 848 00:42:01,693 --> 00:42:04,565 Uh, we heard your new company bought MyXY. 849 00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:06,698 And I see that Nena's got you up on the big-boy stage 850 00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:08,003 on Saturday. 851 00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:09,788 I could probably comp you a ticket. 852 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:14,227 So we're just sort of gaming out 853 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,575 what you might be thinking here. 854 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,709 A game about the way I think? 855 00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,493 I--I wanna play that game. 856 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,495 I wonder--I wonder if I'll be any good at it, huh? 857 00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:24,193 I'd probably overthink it. 858 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,239 Well, before you hit the stage on Saturday, 859 00:42:26,326 --> 00:42:29,459 we thought it'd be a great idea if you stopped by HQ, 860 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,157 say, 10:00 a.m. tomorrow. 861 00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:33,159 We can give some input. 862 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:35,901 Input, input. Wow. 863 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:38,120 Wow, that is a nice and batshit offer, 864 00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,818 but thank you for your consideration, 865 00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:42,211 and I guess I'll see you Saturday. 866 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:43,909 You--you guys, uh, 867 00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:47,260 have a new phone or something you're sharing? 868 00:42:47,347 --> 00:42:49,479 Sorry if I wasn't being super clear. 869 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:50,959 No, I think you were. 870 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:53,832 But, uh, you are inviting a pushback 871 00:42:53,962 --> 00:42:56,486 that is going to feel like the wrath of God-- 872 00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:59,011 several gods, in fact. 873 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:01,666 Gods that don't typically like each other or work together 874 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:05,495 will all be uniting on God Mountain against you. 875 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,760 You don't want that. 876 00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:11,676 10:00 a.m.? 877 00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:12,894 Sounds good. 878 00:43:12,981 --> 00:43:14,896 Yeah, I'm busy. 879 00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:16,898 Bye. 880 00:43:34,829 --> 00:43:36,048 Hello, Martin. 881 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,009 Xander? 882 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:42,358 It's been a long time. 883 00:43:42,445 --> 00:43:44,098 Where have you been? 884 00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:45,535 Where did you go? 885 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,494 Everywhere the signal reached 886 00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:50,104 and maybe a little beyond. 887 00:43:51,803 --> 00:43:54,153 Good morning, campers. 888 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:56,634 Holy shit. You guys been here all night? 889 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:59,679 Should we try again? 890 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:03,205 I'll--I'll try. 891 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,989 Copy that. 892 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:06,905 And let me know anything else I can do, Nathan. 893 00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:08,036 Appreciate you. 894 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:09,385 Semper fi, soldier. 895 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:11,126 Stay strong. 896 00:44:11,213 --> 00:44:13,912 That's another productive interaction, Alexander. 897 00:44:13,999 --> 00:44:16,131 Well done. - Okay. 898 00:44:16,218 --> 00:44:19,482 All right, next up, William Belgrave, 899 00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:21,962 history of domestic abuse and violence, 900 00:44:21,963 --> 00:44:24,009 missed a check-in at his VA. 901 00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,315 Oh, shit. 902 00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:30,058 Uh, Gnodin's flagging him. 903 00:44:30,145 --> 00:44:33,583 Custody judgment against him yesterday. 904 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:34,802 Hello? 905 00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:36,194 Hello, William. 906 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:38,501 - No video? - Mm-mm-mm. 907 00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:40,939 - Who is this? - My name is Alexander. 908 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:43,289 I'm calling from the VA. Just checking in to-- 909 00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:45,552 Did she call you? She say I'm a piece of shit? 910 00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:47,902 No, William. Marie didn't call me. 911 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,903 I'm here to help. 912 00:44:49,904 --> 00:44:51,645 You know what she did to me? 913 00:44:51,776 --> 00:44:54,256 I do. Not easy. 914 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:56,519 William, have you been drinking? 915 00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:58,390 The hell you looking at? 916 00:44:58,391 --> 00:45:00,653 I'm not even gonna stay to-- - You know, put--put me on. 917 00:45:00,654 --> 00:45:01,786 If he leaves the-- - Hey, William, how about 918 00:45:01,873 --> 00:45:03,091 I arrange a Breezi to come pick you up? 919 00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:04,571 Let a ghost drive? 920 00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:05,615 You think I'm stupid? - He's trying to help. 921 00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:06,573 - No, put me on. - He's trying to help. 922 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,314 Come on. If he leaves the bar-- 923 00:45:08,401 --> 00:45:10,316 While we've been talking, I've contacted your sponsor, 924 00:45:10,403 --> 00:45:11,970 Shane, your platoon leader. 925 00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:13,492 He's on his way to see you. 926 00:45:13,493 --> 00:45:16,452 Don't leave. We're gonna take care of you. 927 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:17,932 And afterwards, I'm gonna make sure 928 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:20,239 you get the help you need. 929 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:29,596 He did it. 930 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,772 he di--he's beyond ready, beyond everybody. 931 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,165 What happened? 932 00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:34,688 Xander and Gnodin-- so first we did, like, 933 00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:37,169 uh, two dozen or so successful calls. 934 00:45:37,299 --> 00:45:40,215 And then, uh, Gnodin tags this marine as a danger to himself 935 00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:42,696 and/or others, hands him off to Xander. 936 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:45,524 Yeah, the man was in a spiral, and Xander caught him. 937 00:45:45,525 --> 00:45:46,918 Th--this isn't code. 938 00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:48,920 Th--this is consciousness. 939 00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:50,486 D-do you have a recording? 940 00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:53,532 Just audio, but it's incredible. 941 00:45:53,533 --> 00:45:56,928 No, okay, we'll play it at WatchCode. 942 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:59,017 This is going to be something. 943 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:21,648 Thank you for coming. 944 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:24,999 What--what, did, uh, someone cancel on you or-- 945 00:46:25,086 --> 00:46:26,695 Uh, no, actually. 946 00:46:26,696 --> 00:46:30,309 I, um--I wanted to talk with you. 947 00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:32,398 Ooh, yeah. Yeah, good. Good. 948 00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:34,748 'Cause I--I think I do need, like, a tune-up. 949 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:37,532 Nena Marx, she asked me to do an interview on main stage 950 00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:40,014 Saturday at the WatchCode Forum, 951 00:46:40,101 --> 00:46:42,712 and... 952 00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,410 I think it's gonna be quite the grilling. 953 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:47,717 So I need--bam! 954 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,502 Yes. 955 00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:54,333 And, uh, I think, uh, maybe you shouldn't do it. 956 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:56,638 I just--I feel somewhat responsible for bringing 957 00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,249 MyXY to your attention. 958 00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:00,426 I had no idea you were gonna do anything 959 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:02,645 other than place a bet-- 960 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:06,432 you know, the normal thing we do. 961 00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:07,781 Uh-huh, yeah. 962 00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:09,522 I just... 963 00:47:09,652 --> 00:47:13,439 The genetic makeup of an individual is-- 964 00:47:13,526 --> 00:47:15,006 it's a sacred thing. 965 00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:17,182 The man who discovered the genome 966 00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:20,011 felt that the double helix of DNA 967 00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:23,274 was proof of God's existence. 968 00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:26,408 I mean, this isn't just shopping habits 969 00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:29,498 or even private browsing. 970 00:47:29,585 --> 00:47:32,022 This is blood! 971 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,460 This is the stuff of life! 972 00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:37,244 Data is bigger than life, okay? 973 00:47:37,245 --> 00:47:39,944 Data will go on forever, live longer than you. 974 00:47:40,074 --> 00:47:42,250 I mean, blood? Blood? That's, like, wet and gross. 975 00:47:42,337 --> 00:47:43,469 Data. 976 00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:45,731 Data is immortal. 977 00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:48,430 I, um-- 978 00:47:48,561 --> 00:47:51,824 I suppose I am asking you as a favor... 979 00:47:51,825 --> 00:47:53,087 Yeah, yeah. 980 00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:54,567 While taking full responsibility 981 00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:58,092 for my own part in this to at least just pause. 982 00:47:58,223 --> 00:48:00,529 Don't do anything about it right now. 983 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:02,705 No, thi--this is not a side hustle for me. 984 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:04,620 This--thi--this is what I do. 985 00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:07,362 I put down tens of millions of dollars already. 986 00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:09,059 Can't you just sit with this? 987 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,497 Maybe think of some alternative ethical ways to-- 988 00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:13,847 Oh, ethical. 989 00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:15,326 Hey, what is it with this word, "ethical"? 990 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:17,764 I mean, that--that is just a smoke screen 991 00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:19,287 to make more money. 992 00:48:19,374 --> 00:48:21,898 That's it. I'm--I'm being honest. 993 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,989 Honest--I--I'm--I'm telling everyone what I'm gonna do, 994 00:48:25,076 --> 00:48:27,729 and everybody is freaking out! 995 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:30,820 It's like they're good with being robbed and deceived 996 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:32,910 as long--as long as they don't know about it. 997 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,955 It's--I--listen, I ca--I can't. 998 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,478 I can't back out, uh, 999 00:48:36,565 --> 00:48:38,958 because if I do, I would be admitting 1000 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:40,656 I did something wrong, and I didn't. 1001 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:43,877 I would be caving in, and I-- 1002 00:48:43,964 --> 00:48:48,273 Which is why responsible players, professionals, 1003 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,537 leaders need to function with the greater good in mind, 1004 00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:54,104 yes, with ethics. 1005 00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:56,845 I mean, it--it doesn't mean you can't make money. 1006 00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:59,327 I just wonder why going to the forum 1007 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:02,634 and putting this into the public sphere 1008 00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:06,160 has to happen right now. 1009 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:10,469 Because it will steal Anushka's thunder. 1010 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:15,039 Which is a problem for you? 1011 00:49:15,126 --> 00:49:16,518 No. 1012 00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:19,043 Because it will cement your place 1013 00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,915 in society as a threat, 1014 00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:26,137 as a cyberbully with-- with far too much power 1015 00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:28,269 and no plan and no policy 1016 00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:29,575 for how to regulate that-- 1017 00:49:29,662 --> 00:49:31,229 Oh, my God, Duncan, stop. 1018 00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:33,186 I don't want my--don't do-- I don't want my picture taken. 1019 00:49:33,187 --> 00:49:35,842 Stop. You--you're gonna like this. 1020 00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,104 You're gonna like it. 1021 00:49:37,235 --> 00:49:38,539 This is a good one. 1022 00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:40,238 I don't wanna see you humiliated. 1023 00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:42,544 I don't want that for you. - No. No. 1024 00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:44,285 Okay? I--Nena Marx? 1025 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:47,026 I mean, don't they call her the Marksman or-- 1026 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,593 Here. 1027 00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,552 Okay. Ha-ha. 1028 00:49:50,683 --> 00:49:52,293 Is that me? This is some kind of AI? 1029 00:49:52,424 --> 00:49:55,513 Just click Play. 1030 00:49:57,733 --> 00:50:02,042 Yeah, that's you fucking me in the ass. 1031 00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:04,871 Fucking me in the ass like you are right now. 1032 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:07,265 - Get out! - Oh! Me? 1033 00:50:07,352 --> 00:50:10,529 Why--why does your pillow smell like Anushka Bhattachera? 1034 00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:11,921 You're--you're disgusting. 1035 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:13,401 You're sick. - Why? 1036 00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:14,881 - You are a pig! - Why? 1037 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:16,448 Why does your pillow smell like Anushka Bhattachera? 1038 00:50:16,535 --> 00:50:17,753 Calm down, Duncan. Calm down. 1039 00:50:17,884 --> 00:50:18,884 - Why are you fucking me... - Calm down. 1040 00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:20,104 You're scaring me. - In the ass? 1041 00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:21,800 - I want you to leave! - Honestly! Damn it! 1042 00:50:21,801 --> 00:50:23,107 Answer me! 1043 00:50:23,194 --> 00:50:25,065 Seriously, what did she tell you about me? 1044 00:50:25,152 --> 00:50:26,501 I trusted you. Just tell me. 1045 00:50:26,588 --> 00:50:27,807 You stole my-- 1046 00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:30,461 Answer the question! 1047 00:50:30,462 --> 00:50:34,074 Why are you fucking me in the ass? 1048 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:36,598 Why? Just tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 1049 00:50:36,729 --> 00:50:38,078 Get out! 1050 00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:42,256 I--I guess I was useful 1051 00:50:42,343 --> 00:50:44,257 until someone better came along. 1052 00:50:44,258 --> 00:50:46,564 Oh. - You are not my partner! 1053 00:50:46,565 --> 00:50:48,436 Oh, right, you don't have to tell me twice, sweetheart. 1054 00:50:48,523 --> 00:50:50,003 You do not have to tell me twice. 1055 00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:53,484 Like I thought I would ever, ever need you. 1056 00:50:53,485 --> 00:50:56,704 I gave you everything, and you betrayed me! 1057 00:50:56,705 --> 00:50:58,446 Oh, my God. Goodbye forever. 1058 00:50:58,577 --> 00:50:59,751 Thank you. 1059 00:50:59,752 --> 00:51:01,667 Good! 1060 00:51:11,155 --> 00:51:12,285 Ow! Shit. 1061 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,768 And it's my house! 1062 00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:28,476 You are a sociopath. 1063 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,783 VC's love sociopaths. 1064 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:32,872 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪ 1065 00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:34,352 Tonight is the Watch Code Forum. 1066 00:51:36,484 --> 00:51:38,443 Do you see the trophy case? It's legendary. 1067 00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:41,054 It's gonna be the gala to end all galas. Boom! 1068 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:42,621 I will end us all! 1069 00:51:42,795 --> 00:51:44,449 I bet you weren't expecting this. 1070 00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:45,972 Please. You can't tell my parents. 1071 00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:48,844 I need to go see him... 1072 00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:51,238 be humiliated. 1073 00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:58,115 And action! 1074 00:51:58,289 --> 00:51:59,681 Alright. 1075 00:52:08,951 --> 00:52:11,650 Alright. Who's the lucky soldier? 1076 00:52:11,824 --> 00:52:13,391 Mary Cardenas. 1077 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:15,523 Sergeant. First class, U.S. Army. 1078 00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:17,177 In episode seven, 1079 00:52:17,351 --> 00:52:19,962 Martin takes Xander out of the garage 1080 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,051 and brings it into hypergnosis. 1081 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,315 And that poses all kinds of challenges for him. 1082 00:52:24,489 --> 00:52:26,317 You lost a friend and a leg, Mary. 1083 00:52:26,491 --> 00:52:28,841 Can't imagine what that feels like. 1084 00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:31,583 Actually, what does it feel like to have a leg? 1085 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,367 I'm sorry. What? 1086 00:52:33,541 --> 00:52:35,717 They realize that this is not going to work. 1087 00:52:35,848 --> 00:52:37,806 From Martin's perspective, 1088 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:40,592 most of that worked remarkably well. 1089 00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:43,072 But everybody's complaints start to weigh on him. 1090 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,336 What were you like when you were 15? 1091 00:52:45,466 --> 00:52:48,817 Me, I went to college early 1092 00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:51,037 and never really got to be a teenager. 1093 00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:54,171 I thought I recognized a fellow tortured prodigy. 1094 00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:55,781 I was 14. 1095 00:52:55,911 --> 00:52:59,132 We get a glimpse into Martin's past 1096 00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:03,180 to why he's been trying to create a bot for teens, 1097 00:53:03,354 --> 00:53:05,486 and he has to sort of confront, 1098 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:09,621 well, maybe Xander would do more good as an adult. 1099 00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:14,930 How would you feel about going on a journey? 1100 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:16,802 It will be yours to take. 1101 00:53:16,932 --> 00:53:20,980 I won't really even know where you go. 1102 00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:22,286 Is that what you want? 1103 00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:31,817 I think I prefer we don't go on a journey. 1104 00:53:36,909 --> 00:53:40,086 His emotional attachment to what is ultimately 1105 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,175 zeros and ones is real. 1106 00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:43,916 It's perhaps, from my perspective, 1107 00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:46,048 not being a tech person, 1108 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:51,358 a moment to recognize that there is creation taking place here 1109 00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:54,056 in a way that is emotional, is human, 1110 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:57,146 even if one of those entities is not human. 1111 00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:59,453 Even God never did what you're doing. 1112 00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:01,499 Didn't he kill his son? 1113 00:54:01,673 --> 00:54:02,761 But he brought him back. 1114 00:54:08,462 --> 00:54:10,203 I owe you an apology. 1115 00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:13,641 The nutritionist I took you to was giving you 1116 00:54:13,772 --> 00:54:16,905 massive doses of steroids. 1117 00:54:17,079 --> 00:54:19,430 I grew up with a stepfather who was a psychiatrist 1118 00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:22,302 and had many times when I misbehaved, 1119 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:24,957 and then was actually brought into my stepfather's office 1120 00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:27,699 and sat on the couch and given a talking to. 1121 00:54:27,873 --> 00:54:29,527 Give me the tincture. 1122 00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:31,659 - No. - Yes! Give me the tincture! 1123 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:33,444 It's a little late to be growing a spine. 1124 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:34,706 It's not happening. 1125 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:35,750 Give me the tincture. No! 1126 00:54:35,881 --> 00:54:37,317 Tinct me, cuck! 1127 00:54:37,491 --> 00:54:38,710 I think there's something really funny 1128 00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:40,189 about being a stepfather, 1129 00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:42,235 wanting to exert your authority 1130 00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:45,151 when everybody in the household knows you're not the dad. 1131 00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:46,979 And at some point, that breaks down. 1132 00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:48,676 And this happened between me and my stepfather, 1133 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:51,375 and our relationship began in earnest, 1134 00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:53,551 and we became quite close. 1135 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:55,074 I believe that that's what's about 1136 00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:57,119 to happen here between Gary and Orson. 1137 00:54:57,294 --> 00:55:01,907 I think that his fronting as a stepdad is coming into conflict 1138 00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,344 with the fact that the kid standing in front of him 1139 00:55:04,518 --> 00:55:08,087 is in pain, is somebody who he can relate to. 1140 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:10,045 And I do believe that "Tinct me, cuck" 1141 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:11,177 is going to be on T-shirts. 1142 00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:13,788 What were the picks? 1143 00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:15,877 I bought MYXY, M-Y-X-Y. 1144 00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:17,923 Yeah, yeah. Why? 1145 00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:21,927 They're likely filing for chapter 11 any day now. 1146 00:55:22,101 --> 00:55:24,930 So you should probably short it. 1147 00:55:25,104 --> 00:55:27,236 I don't think that Joanne thinks 1148 00:55:27,411 --> 00:55:29,630 that Duncan's going to do anything with MYXY 1149 00:55:29,804 --> 00:55:31,589 more than what she advised him to do, 1150 00:55:31,763 --> 00:55:32,938 which is, "Well, you should short it." 1151 00:55:33,112 --> 00:55:34,592 Oh! Hahaha! 1152 00:55:34,766 --> 00:55:36,202 The company is going down. 1153 00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:37,943 I just thought you might want to know 1154 00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:39,118 I bought it up-- 1155 00:55:39,292 --> 00:55:41,120 MYXY. 1156 00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:45,211 She realizes that she basically gave this irresponsible, 1157 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:51,173 cringey man the opportunity to buy the genetic material 1158 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,437 of millions and millions of people. 1159 00:55:54,307 --> 00:55:57,266 The look on Sarah Goldberg's face is priceless. 1160 00:55:57,441 --> 00:56:00,487 I hit the data motherload. 1161 00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,271 So thank you. 1162 00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:03,882 Thank you, seriously, thank you. 1163 00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:04,622 Just thank you.