1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,215 [birds tweeting] 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,053 [gasps and screams] 3 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,597 Not today! Not today! 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,979 I overslept! My quinceañera's tonight, 5 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,690 and I'm already an hour late preparing. 6 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,068 Why are you just standing there smiling? 7 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,070 Because we turned off your alarm. 8 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,238 We wanted you to sleep in, 9 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,822 so you'd be relaxed for your big day. 10 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,200 Swing and a miss, Mom. Swing and a miss. 11 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,118 My party starts in... 12 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,579 - [beeping] - ...seven hours and 21 minutes. 13 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,414 I'm supposed to be showered, dressed, 14 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,834 and eating half a chicken. 15 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,502 - For energy. - Oh. 16 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,212 To get my dress, blow up balloons... 17 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,631 "Make sure Deathne's wearing both a top and bottom." 18 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,842 We already started your list. 19 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,176 You took my list? 20 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,345 I thought we had an understanding. 21 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,138 No one takes anything in the middle of the night 22 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,557 unless it's under the pillow. 23 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,350 You always take care of the family. 24 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,185 Today, let us take care of you. 25 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,770 This family? 26 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:06,274 Uh, thanks, but I feel like the system's been working. 27 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,402 Besides, my party's theme is science. 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:14,323 My logo is a chemical element I created for myself: Hd15. 29 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,368 It does not react well to change. 30 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:21,247 A girl's quinceañera is her passage into adulthood. 31 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,876 This is your last day as a child, Hd15. 32 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:27,378 Enjoy it. 33 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,255 Just sit back and relax. 34 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,007 It's our gift to you. 35 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,343 Oh, feel free to regift that on my birthday. 36 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,893 Hey, want to do something? 37 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,561 The family stole my to-do list. 38 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,396 Sorry, part of the crime ring. 39 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,106 Dad and I are picking up your dress. 40 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,192 Because it's the easiest job. 41 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:52,320 No. Because it's the most important. 42 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:53,738 As your best friend in the family, 43 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,323 I don't trust anyone else. 44 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:58,910 Hey, ready to do our easy job? 45 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,370 Important job, yes. 46 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,541 One more time, where, when and how do we pick up this dress? 47 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,126 And should we keep the window down 48 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,419 so it doesn't get car stink? 49 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,670 [Suzy sighs] 50 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,965 Time, place, contact. 51 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,092 And of course keep the windows down. 52 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:19,013 Harley can't turn 15 smelling like an old meatball sub. 53 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,099 Guys, it's the easiest job. 54 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,393 All right, fine. You got me. 55 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,478 Want to do something? 56 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,812 Oh, sorry, can't. 57 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,481 Mom and I are off to decorate the party hall. 58 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,732 I'm doing balloons. 59 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,442 Based on my chemistry grade, 60 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,693 that's the only thing I should touch 61 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,531 at a science-themed party. 62 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,699 Based on her hand-eye coordination, 63 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:41,994 I'm not feeling so good about those balloons either. 64 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,246 [sighs] 65 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,373 Ethan's busy, Georgie's busy, 66 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:48,584 Rachel and Aidan are on another continent. 67 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,419 Hey, Ellie's home for my quince. 68 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,630 My bestie's always up for some fun. 69 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,549 Sorry, busy. 70 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,884 But this is your last day to spend time with your pal Harley 71 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,135 as a kid. 72 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,387 Can't. 73 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,472 I'm planning a big surprise for you. 74 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,351 Which I can't do if I'm with Harley the kid. 75 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,228 Bye. 76 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,729 So... 77 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,648 you want to hang out? 78 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,150 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 79 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,615 ♪ Sometimes it feels like Things are out of control ♪ 80 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,326 ♪ Like you're living In a circus ♪ 81 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,786 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 82 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,122 ♪ Trying to figure out Your way in the world ♪ 83 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,498 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 84 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,251 ♪ Where you're at Is kind of perfect ♪ 85 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,420 ♪ So turn it up, turn it up ♪ 86 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,130 ♪ Do your thing Don't stop ♪ 87 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,924 ♪ Let the game begin Let's jump right in ♪ 88 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,634 ♪ I want to get Stuck with you ♪ 89 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,720 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 90 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,139 ♪ In the middle Of the party ♪ 91 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,932 ♪ We're just getting started ♪ 92 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,392 ♪ I want to get Stuck with you ♪ 93 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,561 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 94 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,062 ♪ In the eye of the tornado ♪ 95 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,647 ♪ Rowing in the same boat ♪ 96 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,733 ♪ I want to get Stuck with you ♪ 97 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,902 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 98 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,570 ♪ Get stuck in the middle With you ♪ 99 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,197 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 100 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,158 ♪ I want to get Stuck with you ♪ 101 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,038 {\an8}Okay, so I'm stepping outside of my comfort zone 102 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,249 {\an8}and letting my family take care of my quince to-do list. 103 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,169 {\an8}But here's one thing I'm not letting them handle: 104 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:17,298 {\an8}the box for my surprise grand entrance tonight. 105 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,717 {\an8}It says, "Science Jokes and Puzzles," 106 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,636 {\an8}because I knew they wouldn't touch it. 107 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:24,639 {\an8}And "Box of Broccoli" seemed too suspicious. 108 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,265 {\an8}Nobody's getting a peek at this. 109 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,725 {\an8}Not even you. 110 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:31,395 {\an8}It's like we're building a pop-up museum of Harley. 111 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,563 {\an8}This stuff's adorable. 112 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,774 {\an8}Oh, here's the sad face picture you drew 113 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,653 {\an8}when you found out Pluto wasn't a planet anymore. 114 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,279 {\an8}Sure you guys don't need help? 115 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,407 {\an8}Because my watch says you should be heading out right now, 116 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,660 {\an8}and you seem pretty here. 117 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:48,829 {\an8}Wow, you're really bad at doing nothing. 118 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,373 Look what I found in the basement 119 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,792 when I was collecting things for your collage. 120 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,418 Even as a kid you loved making lists. 121 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,795 That could be anybody's. 122 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,548 It's titled "Harley's Buck-kid List." 123 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,842 Aww, you misspelled "bucket." 124 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,677 [Harley] That's because it's not a bucket list. 125 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:04,887 It's a "buck-kid" list. 126 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:07,431 Stuff you want to accomplish while you're still a kid. 127 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,308 "Make a raft out of soda cans." 128 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,768 - Did it. - "Convince Mom 129 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,353 to have a little sister." 130 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,022 Did it. Regret it. 131 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,776 [Harley] "Dance on a cloud" may have been a little over-ambitious, 132 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,903 but there's only a handful left. 133 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,905 Hmm. It's a shame you didn't finish, 134 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:26,784 considering you're retiring your childhood today. 135 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,494 Oh, my gosh, Georgie, you're right. 136 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,830 This is my last chance. 137 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:34,710 If I hurry up, I can finish the list before my quince. 138 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,671 I can't believe Rachel got her boss 139 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,632 to make Harley an original designer dress. 140 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,676 Bummer she couldn't get time off work. 141 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,969 - Aah! Whoa! - [car tires screech] 142 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,053 What? What did I hit? 143 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,055 - Dr. Cream! - What? A person? Where? 144 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,724 - I didn't even see him. - No, no, no, no. 145 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,143 It's the hot new ice cream place. 146 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,477 And there's no line. 147 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,646 We have to go! 148 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,149 Ethan, I thought I just killed a man. 149 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,776 I am in no mood for a sweet treat. 150 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,236 Plus, Harley's going to be checking in. 151 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,487 We don't have time. 152 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,032 Not even for salted caramel ice cream 153 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,952 between two warm doughnuts? 154 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:11,914 Uh... 155 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,958 You think it's possible to get the whole list done in a day? 156 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,961 This is a pretty aggressive itinerary 157 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:22,006 with a razor-thin timetable. 158 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,509 But you've come to the right place. 159 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,261 Giant pancake. Ball pit room. 160 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,931 Gelatin slip 'n slide. 161 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,891 Dance on a cloud. 162 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,728 It's not going to be easy, but making history never is. 163 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:39,649 I'd want to spend my last day as a kid with me too. 164 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,900 - [watch beeps] - Oh. 165 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,027 Dad and Ethan should be at the dress shop now. 166 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,071 I'm sure they've got it. 167 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,489 It was the easiest job. 168 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:48,366 I'll just make sure. 169 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,617 [cell phone rings] 170 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,077 [sighs] 171 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:54,038 - [Harley on phone] Hey, Ethan. - Yeah, Harls, just got here. 172 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,291 Dresses as far as the eye can see. 173 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,918 Look. Sprinkles. 174 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,002 Sprinkles? 175 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,379 Shh! 176 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,381 Yeah. Sprinkles. 177 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:06,592 That's the dress shop owner's dog. 178 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,052 Who's a good boy? 179 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,596 [speaking gibberish] 180 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,518 All right, got to go. 181 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,272 That was Harley. 182 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,524 Surprise, she was checking up on us. 183 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:25,111 Please. We decided between 300 different flavor combinations. 184 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,696 I think we can pick up a dress. 185 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:27,865 [laughs] 186 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,328 Huh. Where's the car? 187 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,582 Towed? 188 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:49,594 You know, most girls go with flowers 189 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:52,638 for their centerpieces, not molecular compounds. 190 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,724 And this is only high school science. 191 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,559 Can you imagine her wedding? 192 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,144 [sighs] 193 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,939 At least I brought Harley's diagram to follow. 194 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,235 [sighs] 195 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,029 These are the instructions for my step tracker, 196 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,115 which I also don't know how to use. 197 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,660 [Harley] First up: giant pancake. 198 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,122 Okay, aim every reflector at the griddle. 199 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,291 - Okay. - Okay. 200 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,717 Now, batter up. 201 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,844 [camera shutters clicking] 202 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,096 You know, like pancake batter? 203 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,308 Even adult Harley would enjoy that one. 204 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,978 [cell phone rings] 205 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,688 [gasps] It's Harley. 206 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,650 She's going to ask us how it's going. 207 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,611 Hey, Harls. 208 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:51,447 Hey, just a friendly check-in. How's it looking? 209 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,366 I... 210 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,618 We... 211 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,082 ♪ How's my baby daughter ♪ 212 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,669 ♪ On her 15th birthday? ♪ 213 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,255 ♪ Getting ready to be ♪ 214 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:12,343 ♪ A woman soon ♪ 215 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,929 All right, sounds like everything's going well. Bye. 216 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,681 Works every time. 217 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:18,976 Are you done yet? 218 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,604 Driveway's pre-heated. Time to pour the batter. 219 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,274 Yeah! 220 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,526 - Go. - Go. 221 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,779 Man, everything's going great today. 222 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,281 What do you mean the dress isn't here? 223 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,992 We're supposed to talk to... Fluoride. 224 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,368 No, that's not right. 225 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,620 Ah, Monique. 226 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:41,247 Monique? 227 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,708 Oh, you had an appointment an hour ago. 228 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,210 She had to leave. 229 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,254 Our car got towed. 230 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,048 We had to walk 2 miles to the impound lot. 231 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,301 Well, the dress probably got restocked in the back room. 232 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,886 Do you know what it looks like? 233 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:56,429 Call Rachel. 234 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,014 She designed it based on Harley's idea 235 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,265 of the perfect dress. 236 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,434 Way ahead of you. 237 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,352 Ugh! Voicemail. 238 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,478 [Tom] You know what? 239 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,273 We can figure this out. 240 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,277 Where would the dress have been restocked? 241 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,785 Why did we think this was the easy job? 242 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,374 This buck-kid list doesn't stand a chance. 243 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,294 Okay, people, now butter it up. 244 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,505 - All right. - Okeydoke. 245 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,844 ♪ Let's keep it running, baby ♪ 246 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,430 [camera shutters click] 247 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,350 Giant pancake: check. 248 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,978 ♪ I don't want To come down ♪ 249 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,398 ♪ I don't want to come down ♪ 250 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:53,861 ♪ Yeah, I don't want To come down ♪ 251 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,196 Ready... 252 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,447 set... go! 253 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,408 [all scream] 254 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,375 Ball pit room: check. 255 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,925 Next up: gelatin slip 'n slide. 256 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,596 [camera shutters clicking] 257 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,599 Here I go! 258 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,271 [excited yells] 259 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,690 We can't find the dress. 260 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,442 We ruined Harley's quince. 261 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,611 We can't do the decorations. 262 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,030 We ruined Harley's quince. 263 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,117 ♪ I don't want To come down ♪ 264 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:45,329 ♪ I don't want to come down ♪ 265 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,916 ♪ I don't want To come down ♪ 266 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,377 I can't get it off. 267 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,838 I ruined my quince. 268 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,093 No, no, no, no, no. No! Come on. 269 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:02,597 Huh. It says, "will stain clothes." 270 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,682 Skin is the clothes of your body, 271 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,809 so there you go. 272 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,270 How did I not see that? 273 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,814 Well, in your defense, you are still a child. 274 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,774 I guess there's no reason you can't dance on a cloud 275 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,276 if you're purple. 276 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,861 - Moving on. - Forget the cloud. 277 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,071 I have to find a way to get this off of me. 278 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,698 My quinceañera's in... 279 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,117 two hours! 280 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,620 As a father, you have to make a lot of tough decisions. 281 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,747 But this was the toughest. 282 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,999 Taffeta or chiffon. 283 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,876 - This is satin. - [sighs] 284 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,169 Oh, good, you got the dress. 285 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,462 Let's see. 286 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,756 [door closes] 287 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,180 Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I get it. It's horrible. 288 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,308 No, but really, where's Harley's dress? 289 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,061 No. 290 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,104 Uh, little snafu. 291 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,356 By the time we got there-- 292 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,066 By the time you got there? 293 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,109 Guys, I wrote it down! 294 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,571 I gave you the easiest job, and you still messed it up? 295 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,240 How'd the centerpieces turn out? 296 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,866 Great. 297 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,785 I just followed the directions. 298 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,286 These directions? 299 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,581 You wrote the dress pickup instructions here. 300 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,835 So, if we're keeping track, 301 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,002 you guys messed up more than us. 302 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,796 And you didn't even get ice cream. 303 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,297 You got ice cream? 304 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,841 [gasps] Congratulations. 305 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,759 You ruined Harley's quince. 306 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,136 [Harley] Actually... 307 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,598 Harley did that all by herself. 308 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,475 You're purple. 309 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,853 Was one of the things on your list "be a grape"? 310 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,062 [laughs] 311 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,773 I've taken two showers, and it still won't come off. 312 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,402 I don't know, it kind of gives you a nice, rosy... 313 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,362 yeah, I can't spin this. 314 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,322 I never should have given up control. 315 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,574 This is a nightmare. 316 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,368 Hello? 317 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,747 - [all cheer] - [Tom] Rachel's here! 318 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,417 [all] Rachel! 319 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,920 Rachel, you said you couldn't be here. 320 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,006 Changed my mind. I told Christian Lamond 321 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,216 he could fire me, but I'm going. 322 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,135 Turns out, he likes a girl with 'tude. 323 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:05,595 Then you're going to be a superstar. 324 00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:06,888 [all laugh] 325 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,890 Yeah, well, I don't have enough 'tude 326 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,976 to pull off this look at my quince, so... 327 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,436 Oh, no, no, no, no. 328 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,063 I did not fly across the ocean for a big party 329 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,900 to have this family ruin it with their Diaz-ness. 330 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,776 I love your enthusiasm, but we only have an hour 331 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,904 and I look like pie filling. 332 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,406 Soaking in a tub of fresh lemon juice and vinegar 333 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,034 will remove any stain. 334 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,912 What? My clothes, this house? 335 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,706 You think I don't know how to remove a stain? 336 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,833 You guys, we need every lemon 337 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:36,918 from Miss Peters' greenhouse. 338 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,711 - Got it. - Dad, Ethan... 339 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,588 Oh, please be the easy thing. 340 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,089 No! I don't know what that means anymore. 341 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,508 Go back to the store. 342 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:44,884 I'll text you a picture of the dress, 343 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,679 and pretend I'm not related to the people that picked out that. 344 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,890 Mom, Georgie, 345 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,726 take the instructions and make those dorky centerpieces 346 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,977 how Harley wanted them. 347 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,979 [Harley] Hey, they're not dorky. 348 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,606 They're just molecular compounds... 349 00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,857 okay, yeah. 350 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,025 [laughs] 351 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,903 You have no idea how much this means-- 352 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,321 Save the sweet. You need to soak 353 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,781 so I can make you look more princess 354 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,034 and less Papa Snoozleberry. 355 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,710 Well, for a family that just got dressed on the drive over, 356 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,546 I think we clean up pretty nice. 357 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,548 Luckily, we run late a lot, and most of the makeup's 358 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,216 already in the glove compartment. 359 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,467 [gasps] 360 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,052 [all] Wow. 361 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,054 [Georgie] I hope things are working out with Harley. 362 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,806 Oh, Rachel just texted me from the cab. 363 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:35,226 Is this emoji laughing-crying, or crying-crying? 364 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,854 - Laughing. - Crying. 365 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,190 - Hey. - How'd it go? 366 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,984 We did everything we could, 367 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,194 but all the lemons in the world couldn't-- 368 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,655 [Harley] Hey, guys. 369 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,952 I heard there was a party? 370 00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:56,998 Oh, come on, you were supposed 371 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,876 to let them suffer a little longer. 372 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,004 [all cheer] 373 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,634 Wow, look at this place. 374 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,969 It's amazing. 375 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,596 I wasn't sure you guys could pull it off, 376 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:15,349 but everything turned out perfect. 377 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,726 When I become an adult, 378 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,186 I'm gonna start letting you guys do more. 379 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,437 [all laugh] 380 00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,148 Thank you, Harls. 381 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,858 And you look gorgeous. 382 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,109 Thank you. 383 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,527 Rotten bananas, rotten bananas. 384 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,820 [sniffles] 385 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,238 I'm trying not to cry. 386 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,240 I can't pinch my ear, because my nails are wet. 387 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,117 Chocolate fountain! 388 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,661 [Beast] Yeah! 389 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,872 Ellie! 390 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,165 [both laugh] 391 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,249 - Hey. - Hey! 392 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,543 You smell like lemonade. 393 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,045 Yeah, long story. 394 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,465 I could charge 25 cents for a cup of my sweat. 395 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,176 Time for my present. 396 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,221 I made it because one Harley is not enough. 397 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:54,805 Especially on her quince, 398 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,683 when everybody wants to get a picture. 399 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,563 It has changeable faces to take you through the whole night. 400 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,942 Beaming Harley, dancing Harley, 401 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,818 emotional Harley, 402 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,737 no-more-cake-I'll-burst Harley. 403 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,864 I was only going to go with one face, 404 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,618 but it was impossible which one of you I liked best. 405 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,245 I love it. 406 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,829 There's only one Ellie, 407 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,959 and I'm so lucky to have her as my best friend. 408 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,629 - Let's take a selfie. - Okay. 409 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,089 [camera shutters click] 410 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,674 Hey, we're about to let the guests in. 411 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,051 So unless your entrance is some type of 412 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,928 "before and after" thing, you better go. 413 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,304 [watch beeps] 414 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,765 Right on schedule. Time for my grand entrance. 415 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,852 It's been six months of blood, sweat and tears. 416 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,311 Well, no tears. 417 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,355 But those will be coming from you, 418 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,942 because this is going to blow your mind. 419 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,486 Where's the box I brought from home? 420 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,322 Uh, box? I don't see a box. 421 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,284 It said "Science Jokes and Puzzles" on it, and it's gone. 422 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,869 Oh, then you're better off. 423 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,745 I had it when I left the house. 424 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,041 I remember I put it on top of the taxi... 425 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,255 Oh, no. 426 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,381 No! 427 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:11,757 My grand entrance into adulthood 428 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,885 just blew off the top of a taxi. 429 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,470 I was going to... 430 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,806 doesn't matter now. 431 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,268 There's no need for you to be as disappointed as me. 432 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,106 I've looked forward to this day for 15 years, 433 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,442 and now... 434 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,363 I'm going to need a minute. 435 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,500 I can't believe it. 436 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:49,295 I was so worried about you guys messing up. 437 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,340 And I made the one mistake that can't be fixed. 438 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,050 But you're Harley. 439 00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,427 You can fix anything. 440 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,514 Yeah, this isn't our first quince dark moment. 441 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,308 [sighs] 442 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,851 Remember mine? 443 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,103 I sprained my ankle, a hurricane hit. 444 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,605 I was ready to give up. 445 00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,608 But you built a hoverboard so I could dance. 446 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,485 That's what you do. 447 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,405 You turn Diaz disasters into opportunities. 448 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,533 Plus... 449 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:22,537 this dress is way too nice for you to be crying in a corner. 450 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:25,958 So get off your flowery butt and make it work. 451 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,585 Thanks, guys. 452 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,296 But part of growing up 453 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,716 is accepting that there are some things even I can't fix. 454 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,427 Aww, sounds like someone needs one of my famous 455 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,012 heartfelt speeches. 456 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,430 [clears throat] 457 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,725 Now, Harley, have you ever been... 458 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,103 Stop. 459 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,439 Trust me, I've done it a thousand times. 460 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,233 It'll work. 461 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,570 Now, Harley, have you ever been-- 462 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:57,739 No, I mean stop. 463 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,243 I just got an idea. 464 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,370 Give me 10 minutes, then gather everyone. 465 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,415 I've got a grand entrance to make. 466 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,668 I'm still taking credit for that. 467 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:14,547 And now, the moment we have all been waiting for. 468 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,799 Introducing our quinceañera queen: 469 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,760 element Hd15, 470 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:24,140 more commonly known as Harley Diaz! 471 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,642 [cheers and applause] 472 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,773 - Oh! - Oh, no. 473 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,236 Did we just pep-talk her into taking a 50-foot swan dive? 474 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,865 ♪ Light the way ♪ 475 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:43,993 ♪ Things will always Turn around ♪ 476 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,329 ♪ If you seize the day ♪ 477 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,208 ♪ You've got to find The spark ♪ 478 00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,627 ♪ That will pull you out ♪ 479 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,171 ♪ Of wherever you are ♪ 480 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,757 ♪ And make this your time ♪ 481 00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:01,637 ♪ Don't let it Pass you by ♪ 482 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:06,849 It's like she dances on a cloud. 483 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,602 She finished her buck-kid list. 484 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,897 ♪ Take a chance this time ♪ 485 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:16,651 ♪ Stop standing there In line ♪ 486 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,612 ♪ Say it's mine ♪ 487 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,407 ♪ And seize the day ♪ 488 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,702 ♪ And they can never Bring you down ♪ 489 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,580 [applause] 490 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,375 ♪ Light the way ♪ 491 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:35,127 ♪ Things will always Turn around ♪ 492 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:38,130 ♪ If you seize the day ♪ 493 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,591 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 494 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,261 That was incredible. 495 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,180 Next time, just warn me so I don't have a heart attack. 496 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,808 [laughs] 497 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,899 I can't believe my 15-year-old just double-pirouette 498 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,652 dropped her way into womanhood. 499 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,697 - You want me to pinch your ear? - [both laugh] 500 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,742 I'm so glad you made it back. 501 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:07,827 I wouldn't miss it. 502 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:09,328 Oh, and if Dad asks, 503 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,331 the only thing available was business class. 504 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,501 Oh, my little sister is all grown up. 505 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,961 What am I going to do without you? 506 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,214 You realize I'm going to see you tomorrow, right? 507 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,470 [laughs] 508 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:28,806 I've got to tell you something, 509 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:31,517 but you have to promise to keep it Flea-az Diaz. 510 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,810 Promise. 511 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,063 You're my best friend outside of the family, too. 512 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,611 Aww. 513 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:42,863 [laughs] 514 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,991 Yeah! 515 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:05,968 [Harley narrating] Turns out, despite all my preparation, 516 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:09,097 my quince was still full of surprises. 517 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:18,064 Aidan? 518 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:19,732 I thought you left. 519 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,401 My father has a million frequent flyer miles. 520 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,654 And your sisters are very convincing. 521 00:23:24,655 --> 00:23:27,950 ♪ Come back Come back to life ♪ 522 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,495 ♪ Seize the day ♪ 523 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,498 [Harley narrating] Nothing went according to plan. 524 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,920 But everything turned out exactly how I wanted. 525 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:44,340 Because even though science is my life, 526 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,009 my life isn't a science. 527 00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:50,638 I can make all the lists 528 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:53,266 and have all the data, 529 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:56,061 and still not be able to predict how any day will go. 530 00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,940 [camera shutters click] 531 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,609 And you know what? 532 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,945 I'm good with that. 533 00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:08,448 Maybe that's what it really means to grow up. 534 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,452 ♪ Come back Come back to life ♪ 535 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,748 ♪ Seize the day ♪ 536 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,208 [all] ...Eight, seven, 537 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:22,628 six, five, four, 538 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:26,257 three, two, one. 539 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:29,719 Happy Quince, Harley! 540 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,555 [all cheer] 541 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,896 Not so long ago I thought 542 00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,314 being stuck in the middle of this family 543 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:44,151 meant I was Wednesday, the forgotten kid. 544 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:47,028 Now I realize, 545 00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:50,823 being in the middle means I have love on all sides. 546 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:54,535 My family gave me the best quince ever. 547 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,705 There's only one way to thank them. 548 00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:00,082 Doughnuts! 549 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,002 [kids shouting excitedly] 550 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:07,633 [Ethan] Yeah! 551 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:17,016 {\an8}[indistinct chatter] 552 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,268 {\an8}[all shout] 553 00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:20,478 {\an8}♪ It's a good life ♪ 554 00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,939 {\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh ♪ 555 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,941 {\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 556 00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,276 {\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh ♪ 557 00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:30,280 {\an8}♪ It's a good, good life ♪