1 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,265 Oh my God, it was great. 2 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:40,150 You should've seen I mean, it was great. 3 00:00:40,185 --> 00:00:42,592 This thing, no, no, this weird thing, 4 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:45,413 this big weird thing just right here, 5 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:48,200 just out of... came out of nowhere 6 00:00:48,235 --> 00:00:50,165 Quinn! 7 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:54,200 I think I just knocked out the power. 8 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:06,965 Good morning, Northern California. 9 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,465 "Day Tripper" with you. What are you doing still in bed, 10 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,800 will you tell me that? I can understand the people in San Francisco 11 00:02:13,835 --> 00:02:16,500 don't get me wrong but you folks in the East Bay, 12 00:02:16,535 --> 00:02:18,667 you folks on the peninsula, you've got jobs. 13 00:02:18,702 --> 00:02:20,765 Come on, let's get going, let's get hopping. 14 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,200 Special show for you today here with the Day Tripper. 15 00:02:23,235 --> 00:02:26,065 All morning long, our first annual 16 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:29,265 "Miss Nude Feminist Pageant. " I'm serious. 17 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:32,500 Very angry gals coming in all morning long to take their tops off. 18 00:02:32,535 --> 00:02:36,500 You got to stay tuned. You don't want to miss a minute. 19 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,365 - Morning, Mom. - Morning. 20 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,000 I got to fly. I got a million things 21 00:02:47,035 --> 00:02:49,065 Eat. 22 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:51,650 You're too much like your father. 23 00:02:51,685 --> 00:02:54,165 Up all night, working crazy hours. 24 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,600 Look what happened to him. He worked himself to death. 25 00:02:57,635 --> 00:03:00,667 Mom, Dad was hit by a car. 26 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:03,665 But he was on his way to work. 27 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:06,800 That's my point. He had too much on his mind. 28 00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:09,500 Better than too little. 29 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,300 Is that the same shirt you had on yesterday? 30 00:03:14,335 --> 00:03:16,665 What? I took a shower. 31 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:20,000 Young man, there's a clean pile of laundry on the dryer. 32 00:03:20,035 --> 00:03:21,967 Run downstairs and pick something. 33 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,865 It's about time you got to those. 34 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,665 That pile's been on my floor for a week. 35 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:28,165 - When are you going to make up my room? - You watch it, buster! 36 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,500 Two more semesters and I'm turning this place into a bed and breakfast. 37 00:03:31,535 --> 00:03:32,965 I got dibs on the basement. 38 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 That's the only reason you're not on the streets already. 39 00:03:36,035 --> 00:03:40,000 It would take years to get rid of all that junk. 40 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,850 September 13th my attempt to create 41 00:03:50,885 --> 00:03:53,542 the world's first anti-gravity device 42 00:03:53,577 --> 00:03:56,165 has taken a decidedly bizarre turn. 43 00:03:56,200 --> 00:04:00,100 Anti-grav, uh-uh. Something else, definitely. 44 00:04:00,135 --> 00:04:02,800 But what? 45 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,465 Whoo! 46 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,965 September 21st. 47 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,565 After days of careful analysis, 48 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,000 I've come to the conclusion that the center of the ring 49 00:04:20,035 --> 00:04:21,965 could be the mouth of a tunnel 50 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,350 or a gateway to another existence. 51 00:04:25,385 --> 00:04:28,700 Quinn, don't you have class today? 52 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,200 You know, Michael, I worry about that kid sometimes. 53 00:04:34,235 --> 00:04:36,200 He's too smart for his own good. 54 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,465 Who are you talking to? 55 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,900 Your father and I were having a private conversation. 56 00:04:41,935 --> 00:04:45,000 Tell him I said hi. 57 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:49,000 Yes. 58 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:53,500 - Bye, Mom. - Bye. 59 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:19,300 It's time to overthrow the chains of capitalist oppression. 60 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:24,165 Communism will sweep the world 61 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,200 and the days of the US imperialist war machine 62 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:32,200 are numbered! 63 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:34,465 Take heed, boy. 64 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:38,100 Join the revolution or suffer the consequences! 65 00:05:38,135 --> 00:05:42,000 Thanks for the warning! 66 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:47,400 As even the most intellectually impoverished physicist knows, 67 00:05:47,435 --> 00:05:51,400 the largest symmetry group of a single Dirac field is...? 68 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,300 The silence is deafening. 69 00:05:57,335 --> 00:05:59,765 Oh, come along, come along! 70 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,400 You're supposed to be the brightest of the bright, 71 00:06:02,435 --> 00:06:05,200 the best there is. You are my students. 72 00:06:05,235 --> 00:06:09,200 Miss Zachary? 73 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,200 Montague? 74 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Mr. Wing? 75 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,865 Mr. Mallory, 76 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,900 I have devoted many years of my life 77 00:06:29,935 --> 00:06:31,865 honing my considerable intelligence 78 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:35,900 so that I could impart a subject this complex with lucidity. 79 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,250 You might at least do me the courtesy, sir, 80 00:06:38,285 --> 00:06:40,465 to pretend that you are listening to me. 81 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,800 I won't even bother to ask you the answer, which is, 82 00:06:43,835 --> 00:06:46,300 my dear babes in the wood, 83 00:06:46,335 --> 00:06:50,300 U4. 84 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,200 That's U4, Mr. Bennish, 85 00:06:53,235 --> 00:06:56,165 not U2. 86 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,050 Ladies and gentlemen, you disappoint me. 87 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,865 This intellectual torpor may be sufficient 88 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:05,500 to earn you a job in some disaster-prone part of the world 89 00:07:05,535 --> 00:07:07,765 like Chernobyl or NASA, 90 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,065 but it won't cut the mustard with me. 91 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,900 I should've gone to law school like my old man wanted. 92 00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:16,200 This relativistic quantum pop cosmology 93 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,165 is such a mindwarper. 94 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,000 If you ask me, Professor Arturo's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. 95 00:07:22,035 --> 00:07:24,065 Oh! The man should be a Nobel Laureate 96 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:26,665 for his theory on coset wormholes and Kaehler orbifolds. 97 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:30,000 And I just read his thesis on Chiral field anomalies. It's killer. 98 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:33,017 That's not on the class list, is it? 99 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:36,000 Nah, just a little light reading. 100 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,165 Look, there's really no sense 101 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,100 in dropping $20,000 on this system right now. 102 00:07:43,135 --> 00:07:45,567 I'd wait a month. The CD-ROM seek rates 103 00:07:45,602 --> 00:07:48,000 are still in the 130 millisecond range, 104 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,165 there's tons of screen flicker 105 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,600 and the new Pentium controller chips from Intel 106 00:07:52,635 --> 00:07:56,300 will make these MX 480s obsolete. 107 00:07:56,335 --> 00:08:00,300 Now I know I'll be back. 108 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,500 Why don't you two poke around here? I'll be back in a minute. 109 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,765 Hi, Quinn. 110 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,500 - Hey, I scored those hockey tickets. - Oh, great. 111 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,765 My ex-boyfriend's got connections. 112 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,665 I can't believe he actually got jealous. 113 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,700 He thinks that I'm going on some hot date. Funny, huh? 114 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,065 Wade! 115 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,800 Uh-oh, watch it. "Mr. Computer Boy's" on the warpath. 116 00:08:31,835 --> 00:08:35,167 Ah, Mallory, how good of you to join us. 117 00:08:35,202 --> 00:08:38,500 And only nine minutes late this time. 118 00:08:38,535 --> 00:08:41,065 God, will wonders never cease? 119 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,265 $20,000 just walked out the front door. 120 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:46,865 So, next month they'll spend 50 on the 680s. 121 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,700 She's right, Michael, I told you not to order those things. 122 00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:51,700 Every single hard drive has crashed. 123 00:08:51,735 --> 00:08:53,665 Hey, don't get smart with me. 124 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,365 This computer store pays your rent, mister. 125 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,500 If it weren't for my mistakes, you'd be out of a job. 126 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,200 Oh. 127 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,800 One missing piece. 128 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,800 You'd think after three months I'd be able to crack it. 129 00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:16,800 Some genius. 130 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:25,000 But while searching for the answer, 131 00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:28,017 accidents may happen. 132 00:10:28,052 --> 00:10:31,000 Amazing accidents. 133 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,165 September 25th. 134 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,500 For three days, I've been sending objects into the void 135 00:10:38,535 --> 00:10:41,965 a paper airplane, Rubik's Cube, 136 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,000 even my T-Rex. I figured the carnivore could take care of himself. 137 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,865 All vanished without a trace. 138 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,765 Last night I perfected a timing device, 139 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,800 designed to return things from wherever it is they're going. 140 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,150 I sent another object in... 141 00:10:59,185 --> 00:11:02,165 19 minutes, 40 seconds ago, 142 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,665 with the timer set on 20 minutes. 143 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,200 With any luck it should be returning... 144 00:11:07,235 --> 00:11:11,200 right about... now! 145 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,100 And the crowd goes crazy. 146 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:22,100 Mm-mm! 147 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,500 September 26th I've been thinking about sending "Schrodinger" through. 148 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:32,365 First cat into the void. 149 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,950 But if anything were to happen, 150 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,465 I know I couldn't live with that. 151 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,500 Still, the need to know overwhelms the human instinct for self-preservation. 152 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:45,500 Of course, sending the camera is the logical choice, 153 00:11:45,535 --> 00:11:47,900 but the electrical field nukes the picture. 154 00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:50,900 So... 155 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:58,700 tomorrow morning, I myself will step through the gate, 156 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:02,900 and finally see what's on the other side. 157 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,600 September 27th well, here goes nothing. 158 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,065 I've set the timer for 15 minutes, 159 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:20,100 but, Mom, in the event something goes wrong and I don't return, 160 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,665 this is a message for you. 161 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:27,000 I want you to know that I love you very much, 162 00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:30,300 and I hope you understand that I have to do this. 163 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:33,265 Try not to worry. 164 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:37,300 You know me. Wherever I am, I'm probably having a blast. 165 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:41,450 Oh, and don't throw out any of my stuff. 166 00:12:41,485 --> 00:12:45,000 Who knows? I might make it back one day. 167 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,700 See you soon, Schrodinger! 168 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,700 I hope. 169 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Oh, no. 170 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:22,200 I don't believe this. 171 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,965 Quinn? 172 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,500 Honey, don't you have class today? 173 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,367 I'm a failure, Schrodinger. 174 00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:34,200 I'm right back where I started. 175 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,965 I have been skeptical 176 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,300 about this scientific theory, so-called, about "global cooling", 177 00:14:49,335 --> 00:14:51,565 but I don't know, maybe it's true. 178 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,300 The air conditioning has got this studio so cold right now, 179 00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:56,500 no wonder nobody wants to come in here topless. 180 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,800 What are you, blind? It's a green light, for crying out loud! 181 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,665 This is kind of sad. This is the day 182 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,800 when the very last CD rolls off the assembly line. 183 00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:19,865 I say "roll off" I don't know how they get off it. 184 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,700 Apparently they just weren't selling. The vinyl LP won the battle, 185 00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:26,465 and vinyl, ladies and gentlemen, is here to stay. 186 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,900 Hey, everybody, it's crazy. Did you see this in the paper this morning? 187 00:15:29,935 --> 00:15:32,965 Jack Kennedy does not want to run for another term. 188 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 I can understand this, people. If you start the day in bed with Marilyn, 189 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,965 that's where you want to spend the day. 190 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,900 Weird, "Tripper. " Weird, and not real funny. 191 00:15:43,935 --> 00:15:47,165 Hey, come on! 192 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,165 What's your problem? 193 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,900 Where'd you learn to drive? 194 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,500 - Wha...? - Let's go, let's go! 195 00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:58,817 All right, all right. 196 00:15:58,852 --> 00:16:01,065 This really gets my goat 197 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,300 now the Mexican government is complaining 198 00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:05,465 about all the Americans who are moving 199 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,700 across the border illegally to live in Mexico. 200 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:09,665 What? What's going on? 201 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:13,050 If these people just care about getting a better job 202 00:16:13,085 --> 00:16:16,400 and a higher standard of living, good riddance to them. 203 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,400 My God... where am I? 204 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:36,100 Red is "go," green is "stop. " 205 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,900 What did you do, honey? Forget something? 206 00:17:10,935 --> 00:17:14,500 Mom, look at you! 207 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:17,565 You're 208 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,700 I mean, you and Jake? 209 00:17:19,735 --> 00:17:21,800 He's our gardener! 210 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,800 Yes! 211 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,000 - Mom! - What is it? 212 00:18:20,035 --> 00:18:21,965 Mom! 213 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,400 Quinn! Honey, honey, put me down and get to school. 214 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,400 You're going to be late again. 215 00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:29,800 But I'm home, Mom, home! 216 00:18:29,835 --> 00:18:32,665 Jake! Jake! 217 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,750 How you doing? Great to see you. 218 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:38,800 You look great. Better than ever! 219 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,500 Ha! 220 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,965 I'm sorry, Professor. Forgive me. 221 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,365 I don't mean to interrupt, but we have to talk. 222 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,400 I do not believe we have anything more to say to each other. 223 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,665 Professor... 224 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:09,700 the Einstein-Rosen-Podolskybridge I crossed it. 225 00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:13,700 Get out of my class! 226 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,200 Wait... what's happening here? 227 00:19:19,235 --> 00:19:21,165 Very well, 228 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,165 if you will not leave, I will. 229 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:28,200 Don't you ever talk about my theories like that again. 230 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,700 Class dismissed. 231 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,865 Man, I can't believe you came back. 232 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,900 The guy's "Three Mile Island. " It's going to take him years to cool off. 233 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,465 He's right, dude. 234 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,865 I think Arturo is a pompous windbag too, 235 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,800 but I'd never have the guts to say it to his face. 236 00:19:57,835 --> 00:19:59,800 Big time congrats! 237 00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:03,800 All right. 238 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,565 Quinn... 239 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,600 what are you doing here? 240 00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:19,617 I work here, remember? 241 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,565 Not anymore, you don't. 242 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,565 Have you completely flipped? 243 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,765 Get out of here before he calls the cops. 244 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,300 Who, Hurley? Come on, Wade, I'm not that late. 245 00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:32,300 The man just fired you. 246 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,565 For what? 247 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,200 For telling him to stick his computers where 248 00:20:41,235 --> 00:20:43,800 There's something really strange going on. 249 00:20:43,835 --> 00:20:46,000 I swear to God, that was not me. 250 00:20:46,035 --> 00:20:48,965 Oh... right. 251 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,400 I suppose now you're going to tell me 252 00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:54,500 that kiss meant nothing. 253 00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:56,865 Kiss? 254 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,365 Oh my God. 255 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,400 I kissed Hurley. No wonder I'm fired. 256 00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:07,400 Will you stop it? It was with me. 257 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:12,100 Don't you dare tell me that you don't remember. 258 00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:16,100 But that's just it why would I kiss you? 259 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,100 We're buds, right? Lt'd be like incest. 260 00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:23,665 What else did I do? 261 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,400 I don't think that this is funny. 262 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:28,365 You're right, it's not. 263 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,100 Please wait. Humor me. I'm losing my mind! 264 00:21:31,135 --> 00:21:35,100 I'll say. You've completely snapped. 265 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:40,100 It's like I'm Dr. Jekyll all of a sudden. 266 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,900 It was really great 267 00:21:47,935 --> 00:21:51,200 the look on his face. 268 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,265 Wade! 269 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:57,100 Look, Quinn, you'd better get out of here. 270 00:21:57,135 --> 00:21:59,065 Go home and get some rest. 271 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:03,100 That brain of yours is fried. Go! 272 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,565 Had an accident on the job? 273 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,900 I know how to exploit the law to secure the benefits you deserve. 274 00:22:10,935 --> 00:22:13,365 I was relaxing on the job 275 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,700 when someone accidentally dropped an anvil on my head. 276 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:20,700 Ross J. Kelly got me $1 million. 277 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,700 I'm Ross J. Kelly and I won't take no for an answer. 278 00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:26,865 I'll fight for you. 279 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,900 - Excuse me, Ann. - Hello, Claude. 280 00:22:29,935 --> 00:22:33,900 You're home early. 281 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,800 Mom, have I done anything to upset you today? 282 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:42,800 Not that I'm aware of Why, are you planning to? 283 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:47,700 God, I hope not. 284 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:01,600 Oh, man, did I lock you down here, Schrode? 285 00:23:01,635 --> 00:23:05,265 I'm sorry. 286 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,865 Nothing makes sense anymore. 287 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,500 Stepping into the hole must've messed up my mind. 288 00:23:10,535 --> 00:23:14,500 Maybe the energy field causes hallucin 289 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,800 - Oh my God. Who did this? - I did. 290 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:42,100 Or should I say... you did? 291 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,200 - Who are you? - Isn't it obvious? I'm you. 292 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,165 My God. 293 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,165 The gateway... 294 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,765 it split me in half! 295 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,265 Not hardly. I'm you, Quinn, 296 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,900 but I'm not from this world. I'm from another Earth. 297 00:24:04,935 --> 00:24:08,217 An Earth that exists in a parallel dimension. 298 00:24:08,252 --> 00:24:11,500 There may be hundreds, even thousands of Earths, 299 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,500 all coexisting on the same multidimensional space-time continuum. 300 00:24:15,535 --> 00:24:18,400 - How do you know that? - Because I'm a "slider". 301 00:24:18,435 --> 00:24:22,000 This happens to be my eighth "slide". 302 00:24:22,035 --> 00:24:23,867 Slider? 303 00:24:23,902 --> 00:24:25,665 Yeah. 304 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:28,400 Little term I cooked up. You like it? 305 00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:31,065 Yeah. It's pretty cool. 306 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,800 You probably would've dreamt it up yourself sooner or later. 307 00:24:33,835 --> 00:24:35,900 It's a safe bet we think alike. 308 00:24:35,935 --> 00:24:39,900 Mostly. 309 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,000 That's the entrance to a wormhole that runs between worlds. 310 00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:55,365 When you step inside, 311 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,465 you "slide" through to another universe, 312 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,700 completely distinct and separate from your own. 313 00:24:59,735 --> 00:25:02,067 Can you choose your destination? 314 00:25:02,102 --> 00:25:04,365 Fraid not. Or at least, not yet. 315 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,500 Think of a roulette wheel with an infinite number of slots, 316 00:25:07,535 --> 00:25:10,217 each slot representing a different planet Earth. 317 00:25:10,252 --> 00:25:12,576 Each time you slide, you're spinning the wheel 318 00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:15,505 never knowing where the ball will come up. 319 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:18,400 - Quinn, telephone! - I'll call 'em back! 320 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:21,265 Sorry. 321 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:24,800 I am amazed that you slid without knowing this. 322 00:25:24,835 --> 00:25:27,465 I solved that old thing months ago. 323 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:31,500 Now, thanks to me, you've got the answer, too. 324 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,400 And you owe me big, hombre. 325 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,100 Thanks to you, I lost my job. 326 00:25:39,135 --> 00:25:41,365 Computer hell? I did you a favor. 327 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,800 That guy Hurley's a putz on every world I've been to. 328 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,665 Amazing. 329 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:50,700 Oh, I got to go. Wife's waiting. 330 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,800 Been married now, two years. 331 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,900 You're going to love sliding, Quinn. 332 00:26:02,935 --> 00:26:05,465 I've been to a world 333 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,700 where the Cubs have won three straight World Series. 334 00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:09,765 Get out. 335 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,900 I once stepped onto an Earth just this side of paradise. 336 00:26:12,935 --> 00:26:16,900 Where there's no pollution, no crime or hate. 337 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,800 People were happy, and a stranger was welcomed with love. 338 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:25,600 No one was afraid there, Quinn. 339 00:26:25,635 --> 00:26:28,767 Think about that. 340 00:26:28,802 --> 00:26:31,900 No one's afraid. 341 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,800 I had set the timer for 20 hours before I left home that day. 342 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:40,600 Not nearly enough time in a world like that. 343 00:26:40,635 --> 00:26:42,817 I hope I find it again. 344 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,965 I'll always keep looking. 345 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,265 Oh, and about the timer, I got to warn you! 346 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:50,700 This is important. No matter what happens during a slide 347 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:54,700 I can't hear you! 348 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:17,465 - Yes? - Hi, Mrs. Mallory, I'm Wade. 349 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,500 - I work with Quinn. - It's nice to finally meet you. 350 00:27:20,535 --> 00:27:24,500 Please, come in. 351 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,400 I am Professor Maximillian Arturo. 352 00:27:27,435 --> 00:27:29,365 Oh, isn't this an honor? 353 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,800 My son thinks the world of you, Professor. 354 00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:34,317 He does? Mmm. 355 00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:36,765 Oh. Well... 356 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,165 we had a little bit of an altercation today 357 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,600 and I believe that he wishes to apologize to me. 358 00:27:42,635 --> 00:27:46,600 He's in the basement as usual. 359 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,500 Turn that off, Artie! Don't need to be hearing that old stuff 360 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,667 the night of my big comeback. 361 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,765 I loved the "Spinning Topps. " 362 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,950 Wish to hell you'd never left them. 363 00:28:27,985 --> 00:28:30,065 They ain't nothing without Rembrandt. 364 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,500 Straight down the tubes the minute I walked. 365 00:28:32,535 --> 00:28:34,465 Who are you kidding? 366 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,650 15 number one hits minus you. 367 00:28:36,685 --> 00:28:38,992 13! And they were all flukes! 368 00:28:39,027 --> 00:28:41,663 What counts is "The Crying Man" 369 00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:44,265 is bigger and better than ever. 370 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:48,100 Yeah, he don't need no has-been "Spinning Topps" leeching all his glory. 371 00:28:48,135 --> 00:28:49,765 Hey, Artie, 372 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,700 my comeback is going to shock the world! 373 00:28:52,735 --> 00:28:55,965 I will be bigger than ever! 374 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Yeah, all my fans will be... Flocking to the field tonight. 375 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,700 Remmy, you're singing the anthem at a Giants game, 376 00:29:03,735 --> 00:29:06,767 not performing for the Queen. 377 00:29:06,802 --> 00:29:09,800 It's a start. That's all. 378 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:13,665 It is a rebirth. 379 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:16,250 And wait till you see my new look. 380 00:29:16,285 --> 00:29:18,800 It's going to floor you, my man, 381 00:29:18,835 --> 00:29:21,300 because it's totally '90s. 382 00:29:21,335 --> 00:29:25,065 Yes, sir. 383 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:29,100 Here, I'll show you. 384 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:33,500 Ow! 385 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,665 '90s, baby. 386 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:41,600 "Crying Man" is back. 387 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,865 What on Earth? 388 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:50,900 Wow... the "batcave"! 389 00:29:50,935 --> 00:29:52,665 Oh, great, great. 390 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:54,800 Come on in, make yourselves at home. 391 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,617 I'll be with you in one second. 392 00:29:57,652 --> 00:30:00,376 Mr. Mallory, my time is valuable. 393 00:30:00,411 --> 00:30:03,065 Please don't insult me by wasting it. 394 00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:07,100 If you have something to say to me, then... 395 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:11,500 Oh my God. You've solved it. 396 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,065 Oh, that. 397 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:16,465 Yeah, I can explain. One sec. 398 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:20,400 Explain? This piece here is a proof of a unified field theory. 399 00:30:20,435 --> 00:30:23,865 That alone is the holy grail 400 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:27,500 of theoretic physics. This elegance is found here 401 00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:29,500 in the basement of this... 402 00:30:29,535 --> 00:30:33,500 unknown, unkempt, 403 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,365 unpublished, 404 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,900 unfortunately brilliant 405 00:30:38,935 --> 00:30:42,900 ill-mannered brat! 406 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:47,000 It gets better. A lot better. 407 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:15,700 The concept of a parallel universe 408 00:31:15,735 --> 00:31:18,067 is a mathematical abstraction. 409 00:31:18,102 --> 00:31:20,365 It's a theoretical concept. 410 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:24,400 But to imagine we have the technology to build a portal 411 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,350 into an alternative universe 412 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,642 and then move in and out of it? 413 00:31:29,677 --> 00:31:31,865 Why, that's absolute nonsense. 414 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:35,900 Next you'll be tell me your dog's eaten your homework. 415 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,200 I... don't have a dog. 416 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,565 Ladies and gentlemen, 417 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,400 back by popular demand, the highlight of the evening... 418 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:17,967 yeah! "The Crying Man," 419 00:32:18,002 --> 00:32:20,500 Mr. Rembrandt Brown. 420 00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:37,150 Radio sportscaster: Welcome to the pregame show. Well, fans, 421 00:32:37,185 --> 00:32:40,165 the Giants made a roster move that came as little surprise. 422 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,000 Shortstop Vic Smith, who has been struggling with the leather... 423 00:32:43,035 --> 00:32:46,300 three errors last night... was sent to triple-A Phoenix 424 00:32:46,335 --> 00:32:49,165 to the Pacific Coast League. The Giants hope 425 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,200 the youngster will learn to relax and regain his confidence... 426 00:32:52,235 --> 00:32:54,317 Who cares about Vic Smith? The anthem, man! 427 00:32:54,352 --> 00:32:57,376 People want to know who's singing the anthem. 428 00:32:57,411 --> 00:33:00,400 You mean we can just, like, slide through this, 429 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,300 and boom, we're on another planet? 430 00:33:04,335 --> 00:33:07,400 No, same planet, different dimension. 431 00:33:07,435 --> 00:33:11,400 And it's safe, right? 432 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,150 That is so cool! 433 00:33:14,185 --> 00:33:16,665 Where do I sign up? 434 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:19,800 Don't be a child. This is not a toy. 435 00:33:19,835 --> 00:33:21,865 Hey, lighten up. 436 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:25,100 Quinn's done it. And his double's gone through 437 00:33:25,135 --> 00:33:27,065 nearly a dozen times. 438 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,465 Do you have something better to do? 439 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,950 This wormhole must be carefully studied. 440 00:33:31,985 --> 00:33:34,400 All its permutations must be calculated. 441 00:33:34,435 --> 00:33:36,865 Fine, you work out the numbers. 442 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:40,400 Quinn and I are going to take a spin around the universe. 443 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,600 Are you serious? 444 00:33:43,635 --> 00:33:45,917 Coming? 445 00:33:45,952 --> 00:33:48,165 Fine. 446 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,465 Then, in the interests of science, 447 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:54,500 I suppose I must go along with you for this joyride. 448 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,865 What do you think, five hours? 449 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:01,000 That should give us time to explore and still be home by midnight. 450 00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:03,600 Yes, I would imagine you'd want a good night's sleep 451 00:34:03,635 --> 00:34:06,267 before your class tomorrow. 452 00:34:06,302 --> 00:34:09,151 It should be quite a doozy. 453 00:34:09,186 --> 00:34:11,965 Do you think we'll all fit? 454 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,400 Maybe I should increase the power. 455 00:34:14,435 --> 00:34:18,400 The question is, how much? 456 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:23,100 God help us. 457 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:29,700 So help me, Quinn Mallory, if you blow another fuse... 458 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:24,900 My wheels... my beautiful wheels! 459 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,065 Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 460 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,165 I think I've just seen God, 461 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,200 and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac. 462 00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,665 You okay? 463 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:49,200 Oh, man, that was so great! 464 00:35:49,235 --> 00:35:52,700 It was like... better than sex. 465 00:35:52,735 --> 00:35:56,700 I wouldn't go that far. 466 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:07,500 Quinn, where are we? 467 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,265 In my basement. 468 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,465 If there's a me living here, 469 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:19,500 I guess he never turned it into a laboratory. 470 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:25,300 If we're lucky, there could be candles above the washer. 471 00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,450 What's that? 472 00:36:53,485 --> 00:36:55,765 My family. 473 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,700 I mean, the family that lives... 474 00:36:58,735 --> 00:37:00,817 lived here. 475 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,900 It's "Bopper"! 476 00:37:02,935 --> 00:37:05,465 He... 477 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:09,100 he ran away when he was just a puppy. 478 00:37:09,135 --> 00:37:12,017 We never found him. 479 00:37:12,052 --> 00:37:14,865 Who's the girl? 480 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:18,900 Must be the sister I never had. 481 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:48,300 Look at this place. 482 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,700 Hey, guys! Who are you? 483 00:37:55,735 --> 00:37:58,417 Where am I? 484 00:37:58,452 --> 00:38:01,065 My God. 485 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:03,965 Hell really did freeze over. 486 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,000 We're not in Kansas anymore. 487 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,700 It would appear that our "roulette wheel" has landed us on a world 488 00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:24,400 that has suffered a terrible climactic cataclysm. 489 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,365 Nuclear winter? 490 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,900 Quite possibly. Or a shifting of the Earth's axis, 491 00:38:28,935 --> 00:38:30,965 or some sort of ecological disaster. 492 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,765 The question is, how are we getting home? 493 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,600 The same way we came. The timer will be returning us 494 00:38:35,635 --> 00:38:37,600 to my basement in about four hours. 495 00:38:37,635 --> 00:38:39,965 Four hours? 496 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,400 That's like four years in a place like this. 497 00:38:42,435 --> 00:38:44,665 No, actually, string theory dictates 498 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,800 that time will remain the same in all parallel worlds. 499 00:38:47,835 --> 00:38:49,765 Present day, wherever we are. 500 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,100 In fact, time will always remain concurrent 501 00:38:52,135 --> 00:38:55,765 during all interdimensional slides. 502 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,900 You want to roll that by me again, man... 503 00:38:57,935 --> 00:38:59,865 in English this time? 504 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:03,900 Four hours spent here is the same as four hours 505 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,350 spent on our world. 506 00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:08,665 So if now is now, 507 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:12,700 I could still make the game and do the gig. 508 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,600 You're taking me back, and you're doing it this instant. 509 00:39:16,635 --> 00:39:19,317 But I don't think I'm supposed to alter the timer. 510 00:39:19,352 --> 00:39:22,000 The other Quinn, he was trying to warn me about that, 511 00:39:22,035 --> 00:39:23,965 but his voice, it kept fading. 512 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,900 Hold it a minute, guys. 513 00:39:26,935 --> 00:39:29,200 Do you hear something? 514 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:02,300 Oh, God! 515 00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:10,700 End of discussion, "Q-Ball"! We're out of here! 516 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,800 What's going on? 517 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:32,500 Come on! 518 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,700 I hope we're doing the right thing! 519 00:40:38,735 --> 00:40:41,817 Anywhere is better than here. 520 00:40:41,852 --> 00:40:44,526 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 521 00:40:44,561 --> 00:40:46,680 Come on, come on, come on! 522 00:40:46,715 --> 00:40:48,800 I'm trying! Something's wrong. 523 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,800 All right, move it! 524 00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:06,300 Give me a leg up. 525 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:18,000 Come on, Wade! 526 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000 All right, come on! 527 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,600 Come on, come on! 528 00:41:28,635 --> 00:41:31,165 You ready? 529 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,400 Wait a minute, wait a minute! 530 00:41:33,435 --> 00:41:35,600 My car! What about my car? 531 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:43,300 Up, up, up! Up, up! 532 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Whoa! 533 00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:21,265 Oooh! 534 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Man, that trip was a trip! 535 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,865 Professor, where's Quinn? 536 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:38,150 Wasn't he right behind you? Didn't you see him in the void? 537 00:42:38,185 --> 00:42:41,400 Girl, I didn't see a thing. I flew with my eyes closed. 538 00:42:41,435 --> 00:42:44,500 What if he didn't make it? 539 00:42:44,535 --> 00:42:46,965 We have to go back. 540 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,300 My dear child, that portal opens 541 00:42:49,335 --> 00:42:51,565 on an infinite number of universes. 542 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,600 - I don't care. - There's no way of controlling the journey back. 543 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,900 If he didn't make it... 544 00:42:58,935 --> 00:43:02,000 we may never see him again. 545 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:06,265 Please, Quinn... 546 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:10,300 please don't let me lose you. 547 00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:16,700 Please. 548 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,800 Whoo-oo! That was close. 549 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,600 Hey, what's with the tears? 550 00:43:36,635 --> 00:43:39,065 You hit your head or something? 551 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:43,100 Yeah, maybe I should have it examined. 552 00:43:49,335 --> 00:43:52,165 Home! 553 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,200 Yes, nothing quite like it. 554 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,600 7:25. I can almost still make it. 555 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:07,300 If I had a car, that is! 556 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,365 You have to explain this to the insurance boys. 557 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,065 Going to have to tell them how my beautiful red sled 558 00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:18,100 is on another planet where it's stuck in a freakin' iceberg! 559 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,600 They're never going to buy that when I put in my claim! 560 00:44:23,635 --> 00:44:26,967 We'll worry about that later, Mr. Brown. 561 00:44:27,002 --> 00:44:30,300 Right now, you've got an anthem to sing. 562 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:34,665 Yeah, yeah, right. I got to catch a cab. 563 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:38,700 That's what a man without a car is forced to do! 564 00:44:38,735 --> 00:44:42,700 Don't you never do that again, you hear? 565 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,965 Jeez, 7:25 and I'm out here 566 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000 trying to catch me a cab! 567 00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:52,965 Oh, man! 568 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,965 Hey! 569 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,500 Over here! That's it, come on! 570 00:44:57,535 --> 00:44:59,500 Down here, baby. 571 00:44:59,535 --> 00:45:01,800 Down here. 572 00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:05,800 Yes! 573 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,400 Candlestick, my man, and step on it. 574 00:45:09,435 --> 00:45:11,767 Hey, guys, 575 00:45:11,802 --> 00:45:14,065 I'm going to call home. 576 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:18,065 I'll catch up with you, okay? 577 00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:21,250 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of sorry we're back. 578 00:45:21,285 --> 00:45:24,400 I mean, think of all the other worlds out there, 579 00:45:24,435 --> 00:45:26,617 and how much fun we'd have exploring them. 580 00:45:26,652 --> 00:45:28,765 It seems kind of dull to be back home. 581 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,800 Just remember that tornado and be grateful. 582 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,600 The preset controls are shorted. 583 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,065 I wonder why it brought us to the park 584 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,265 instead of my basement like it's supposed to? 585 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:45,450 Perhaps that's what your double was trying to explain... 586 00:45:45,485 --> 00:45:48,600 if you advance the timer, you get unforseen side-effects. 587 00:45:48,635 --> 00:45:50,765 Good heavens! 588 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,500 Has that always been here? 589 00:45:53,535 --> 00:45:56,717 Who, Abe? Yeah. 590 00:45:56,752 --> 00:45:59,900 Well... Lenin. 591 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,600 Nikolai llyich Ulyanov Lenin. 592 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,165 Huh-uh. 593 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,200 It was Lincoln, Professor. 594 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:18,400 Abraham Lincoln. 595 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Operator: PT and T, we want you back. 596 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,665 Excuse me? 597 00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:32,665 Operator: If you switched from PT and T to PT 598 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:36,400 we want you back. Thanks to our "Comrades Call Comrades" program, 599 00:46:36,435 --> 00:46:38,567 we can save you up to six rubles a year 600 00:46:38,602 --> 00:46:40,700 on long distance to the motherland. 601 00:46:40,735 --> 00:46:43,565 "PT and T"? What is this? 602 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,600 I just want to make a phone call. 603 00:46:46,635 --> 00:46:49,600 Identify. This is operator 934. 604 00:46:49,635 --> 00:46:51,565 Identify. 605 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,500 This is Operator 934. You will state your telephone permit number now. 606 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,300 You are in violation of section 33956 607 00:47:00,335 --> 00:47:02,367 of the California Penal Code. 608 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,365 Your location has been traced. 609 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,900 Please remain with this unit until a communications security team arrives. 610 00:47:07,935 --> 00:47:10,900 - Thanks, I'll try again later. - Failure to do so will result... 611 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,800 Hey... "Pay-ville"... 612 00:47:25,835 --> 00:47:28,765 Pavel. Whatever. 613 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,600 Could you step on it a little? 614 00:47:32,735 --> 00:47:35,265 Lmmigrants. 615 00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:38,300 You're going to live in the land, you've got to learn the language. 616 00:47:38,335 --> 00:47:42,065 Do whatever you can, huh, chief? 617 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:46,100 While you're at it, could you turn on the Giants' game? 618 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,800 - You know, "baseball-ski"? - Baseball. 619 00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:54,000 Reds? Reds' game? 620 00:47:54,035 --> 00:47:55,965 Yeah. 621 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,100 Baseball game, capiche? 622 00:47:58,135 --> 00:48:00,165 Anthem. 623 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,500 Anthem? What do you mean, anthem? No, I'm the anthem. 624 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,350 Wait a minute, that don't sound right. 625 00:48:09,385 --> 00:48:12,500 Must be playing a Canadian team... 626 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:24,900 Friends of the state will always be rewarded. 627 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,300 But enemies must be purged 628 00:48:31,335 --> 00:48:33,317 from the body! 629 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:39,300 The so-called Imperialist American Underground 630 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,000 is being crushed even as we speak. 631 00:48:44,035 --> 00:48:47,667 It is simply a matter of time 632 00:48:47,702 --> 00:48:51,265 before the last of their kind 633 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:55,300 are wiped from the face of our land! 634 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,600 Quinn, there's something I've got to tell you. 635 00:48:59,635 --> 00:49:03,600 I know... we never made it home. 636 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,300 Insk vla hordka minishkin. 637 00:49:18,335 --> 00:49:22,300 - What? - Minishkin, minishkin. 638 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:27,100 Oh, I gotcha. You want some moolah for the toll. 639 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,000 Y'all need exact change, is that it? 640 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:43,365 You, against the wall! 641 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,365 Keep them moving! 642 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,100 You there... back with the others! 643 00:50:49,135 --> 00:50:50,565 Over to the right. 644 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,600 This place gives me the creeps! 645 00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:04,500 - When can we leave? - When the timer recharges itself. 646 00:51:04,535 --> 00:51:06,600 And when will that be? 647 00:51:06,635 --> 00:51:10,600 Maybe soon, maybe never. 648 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:23,400 Any chance the gadget can be fixed? 649 00:51:23,435 --> 00:51:25,767 Maybe, with the right tools 650 00:51:25,802 --> 00:51:28,065 and a little bit of luck. 651 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:31,200 Well, if we get the right time, I hope you'll let me sit in. 652 00:51:31,235 --> 00:51:33,700 I'd love to take a peek under the hood. 653 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:46,400 Look, I ain't heard nothing 654 00:51:46,435 --> 00:51:49,367 about no "American Underground. " 655 00:51:49,402 --> 00:51:51,901 Is that a band? Some kind of club? 656 00:51:51,936 --> 00:51:54,365 You tell me, 'cause I don't know. 657 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,850 You are a very foolish man, "Mr. Brown. " 658 00:51:57,885 --> 00:52:00,842 Lying to us has the gravest of consequences. 659 00:52:00,877 --> 00:52:03,800 I'm telling you the truth. I'm not lying. 660 00:52:03,835 --> 00:52:05,865 Let's begin with your alias. 661 00:52:05,900 --> 00:52:09,565 - Alias? - There is no "Rembrandt Brown" in our computer files. 662 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,600 A man by that name was killed 12 years ago in the Detroit uprising. 663 00:52:13,635 --> 00:52:15,865 You have obviously taken on his identity 664 00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:18,565 for nefarious, counterrevolutionary purposes. 665 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,200 Okay, look... I can explain everything. 666 00:52:22,235 --> 00:52:25,617 You see, I'm not really from this Earth. 667 00:52:25,652 --> 00:52:28,965 No, look, I'm telling you the truth. 668 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,600 I was driving along, minding my own business, 669 00:52:32,635 --> 00:52:34,865 when this crazy genius... 670 00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,900 he zaps me into this big black hole. 671 00:52:37,935 --> 00:52:40,265 The next thing I knew, my car, 672 00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:44,300 it slams right into a giant iceberg... oh-hh... 673 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:49,500 You admit to handing this to the taxi driver? 674 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,800 Yeah. So? 675 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,365 Listen carefully, friend. 676 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,900 If you cooperate, I'll fight for you 677 00:53:02,935 --> 00:53:05,365 with the High Command. 678 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,200 Wait a minute. Say that again. 679 00:53:09,235 --> 00:53:10,565 What? 680 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:14,600 "I'll fight for you. " 681 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:21,300 I knew I recognized you. 682 00:53:21,335 --> 00:53:25,300 Ross J. Kelly? 683 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,900 The shyster lawyer from TV. 684 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,665 I've seen your mug a thousand times! 685 00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:37,500 You're always telling people how you're going to get them 686 00:53:37,535 --> 00:53:40,300 a trillion bucks if they've had an accident on the job. 687 00:53:40,335 --> 00:53:42,317 Like that big moose construction worker 688 00:53:42,352 --> 00:53:44,265 that had an anvil drop on his head. 689 00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:47,300 "Ross J. Kelly got me a million bucks. " 690 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:56,100 It's you! 691 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,900 He knows you, your name, your civilian profession. 692 00:54:00,935 --> 00:54:03,065 How? I don't know. 693 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,900 Officer: We have been infiltrated. 694 00:54:05,935 --> 00:54:07,865 What are you looking at? 695 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:10,400 All that stuff is wrong. I've never been on TV! 696 00:54:10,435 --> 00:54:13,065 Subterfuge performed by a master. 697 00:54:13,100 --> 00:54:15,700 He's flaunting his inside knowledge to unnerve us. 698 00:54:15,735 --> 00:54:18,265 This man is highly skilled and extremely dangerous. 699 00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:22,200 He must be tried and disposed of as quickly as possible. 700 00:54:22,235 --> 00:54:24,467 Kelly: Quickly, yes. 701 00:54:24,502 --> 00:54:26,665 I have connections, 702 00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:30,700 and I know just the thing. 703 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:36,500 We have determined your allegiance 704 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,000 with fascist enemies of the state. 705 00:54:40,035 --> 00:54:42,565 Therefore, I hand over 706 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,600 jurisdiction of your situation... 707 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,165 to "The People's Court," 708 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,200 where you will be tried and sentenced. 709 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,165 No moving there! 710 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,800 - You've got five minutes. - This is an outrage! 711 00:55:11,835 --> 00:55:13,700 - What are you charging me with? - Keep moving! 712 00:55:13,735 --> 00:55:16,367 What have I done? I haven't done anything! 713 00:55:16,402 --> 00:55:19,000 Get those people back inside! 714 00:55:19,035 --> 00:55:23,000 Let go of me, let go of me! 715 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,400 This is why I'm telling you... 716 00:55:25,435 --> 00:55:28,465 ...you die. Ready, aim... 717 00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:30,600 - No, please! - Fire! 718 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:38,265 We must find Rembrandt. 719 00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:41,400 I don't imagine he went over too big at the ballpark. 720 00:55:41,435 --> 00:55:44,100 Yeah, we can't maroon him here forever, 721 00:55:44,135 --> 00:55:48,100 he'll never get home. 722 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:58,100 Anyone fancy a kielbasa? 723 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,100 Professor, how could you eat at a time like this? 724 00:56:02,135 --> 00:56:05,200 My stomach has no political preferences. Sausage. 725 00:56:05,235 --> 00:56:07,500 Sausage. $1. 726 00:56:07,535 --> 00:56:11,500 $1. 727 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,800 - Do you have anything that goes with it? - I do. 728 00:56:14,835 --> 00:56:18,800 Be careful, comrade. 729 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,065 Guys? 730 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:29,065 Guys! Guys? 731 00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:31,765 - What's going on? - It's the damn phone company. 732 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,800 - What? - I disobeyed their commands and now they're after me. 733 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:40,265 All right, just stay cool. 734 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:42,800 We'll get out of this somehow. Come on. 735 00:56:42,835 --> 00:56:44,765 Thank you. 736 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,400 Quickly, comrades, come with me. 737 00:56:48,435 --> 00:56:52,400 Come on! 738 00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:23,300 Wade Wells! My God, it is you! 739 00:57:23,335 --> 00:57:25,465 Thank liberty you're still alive. 740 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:29,000 The Soviets announced your capture three days ago. 741 00:57:29,035 --> 00:57:30,900 - You go west! - Right! 742 00:57:30,935 --> 00:57:33,967 Faster! 743 00:57:34,002 --> 00:57:37,000 We have to keep moving. 744 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:49,700 Feel good to be home, Commander? 745 00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:38,000 That's good. That's good. 746 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:45,100 Where's the map, Lisa? 747 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:06,400 Wade? 748 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:38,500 Welcome to the revolution. 749 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,565 Oh. 750 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,600 A bad dream? 751 01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:04,150 I was down in my basement. 752 01:00:04,185 --> 01:00:06,565 My mother came looking for me. 753 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,800 No matter what I did, she couldn't see me. 754 01:00:09,835 --> 01:00:13,800 She's lost Dad... now me. 755 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,900 You're not lost, you're just misplaced. 756 01:00:17,935 --> 01:00:21,500 Don't worry. You'll see your mother again. 757 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:25,500 Wilkins will see you now. 758 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,200 Get any rest, gentlemen? 759 01:00:33,235 --> 01:00:34,665 Oh, yes. 760 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:37,200 I always sleep well with my arms tied above my head, 761 01:00:37,235 --> 01:00:39,265 you blithering idiot. 762 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,150 I understand your resentment, 763 01:00:41,185 --> 01:00:42,965 but we had to take precautions. 764 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,700 Your appearance here was highly suspicious, 765 01:00:45,735 --> 01:00:46,965 to say the least. 766 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,300 It's not every day someone comes to us 767 01:00:48,335 --> 01:00:51,467 claiming to be from a "parallel Earth. " 768 01:00:51,502 --> 01:00:54,565 - But they believe us now. - Oh, they do? 769 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,600 And when did you become our resident expert, Miss Wells? 770 01:00:57,635 --> 01:01:00,600 Last night, they wouldn't believe a word that I said. 771 01:01:00,635 --> 01:01:03,900 Commander Wade Wells is a great leader 772 01:01:03,935 --> 01:01:07,900 of the revolution on our world. 773 01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:09,965 Wild, huh? 774 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,665 The Soviets captured her four days ago. 775 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:15,500 She's being held at the NoCal Federal Penitentiary. 776 01:01:15,535 --> 01:01:17,717 It's a converted college campus now used 777 01:01:17,752 --> 01:01:19,865 solely for high-profile political prisoners. 778 01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:23,900 And it's run by former Professor, now Citizen-General, 779 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,400 Maximillian Arturo. 780 01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,565 Always a leader of men, 781 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:35,600 no matter what the circumstances. 782 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:39,165 Uh... 783 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,365 what finally convinced you 784 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:45,400 that our Wade wasn't... well, your Wade? 785 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,565 Wade Wells is my commanding officer, 786 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:52,500 and my lover. The two may look identical... 787 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:57,600 but I could surely tell the difference. 788 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,700 Wilkes: The rebellion is near defeat. 789 01:02:05,735 --> 01:02:08,465 Too much money and power on the other side. 790 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:12,100 Too many upstanding citizens bought off or grown complacent. 791 01:02:12,135 --> 01:02:14,817 Freedom's a forgotten luxury. 792 01:02:14,852 --> 01:02:17,465 Then for whom are you fighting? 793 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,500 The idealists who created this country. 794 01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,817 And we've been at it a long time. 795 01:02:21,852 --> 01:02:24,100 Wilkins here flew for the airlines, 796 01:02:24,135 --> 01:02:25,865 I was a surgeon. 797 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:28,400 There was no way to go back to our old lives. 798 01:02:28,435 --> 01:02:31,467 It's liberty or death for all of us. 799 01:02:31,502 --> 01:02:34,465 Okay, you don't have to answer me, 800 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:37,300 but what was that all about? "I can tell the difference. " 801 01:02:37,335 --> 01:02:40,567 What do you care? We're "buds," right? 802 01:02:40,602 --> 01:02:43,201 The United States, a conquered nation? 803 01:02:43,236 --> 01:02:45,765 How on earth could that have happened? 804 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,300 It all began in the '50s when we lost the Korean War. 805 01:02:48,335 --> 01:02:50,565 The Sino-Soviet Empire swept the globe. 806 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,765 First Indochina, then Europe, South America. 807 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,365 We were economically isolated from the rest of the world. 808 01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:00,300 Their assets and technology grew while ours shrank and finally collapsed. 809 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,465 Why, that's the "domino theory. " 810 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:06,600 In our universe it was the Soviet Union that collapsed. 811 01:03:06,635 --> 01:03:08,967 The Berlin Wall was pulled down, 812 01:03:09,002 --> 01:03:11,101 and Communism is virtually extinct. 813 01:03:11,136 --> 01:03:13,165 Sounds like a dream, doesn't it? 814 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:16,700 We're on the wrong planet, my friend. 815 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,700 At ease... Private. 816 01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:53,500 This is a joke, right? 817 01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,565 No... 818 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,565 this is prime time. 819 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,800 It's pledge week, comrades, on P.B.S. 820 01:04:01,835 --> 01:04:03,565 So pick up your phone 821 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,400 and pledge your support for public television... 822 01:04:05,435 --> 01:04:09,400 or else. We know who you are. 823 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:13,300 Doug Llewellyn: This is the plaintiff, Pavel Kurlienko. 824 01:04:13,335 --> 01:04:15,265 He said he was shocked 825 01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:18,300 when the defendant slipped up and handed him a counterfeit bill. 826 01:04:18,335 --> 01:04:20,667 And this is the defendant, 827 01:04:20,702 --> 01:04:22,965 alias "Rembrandt Brown. " 828 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:27,000 Oh my God! Quinn, Professor, get back here quick! 829 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,100 - Hurry! - This is the case of "The Rat Caught in a Trap. " 830 01:04:30,135 --> 01:04:32,765 Now the plaintiff did his civic duty 831 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,550 by heroically detaining his insidious passenger 832 01:04:35,585 --> 01:04:38,300 long enough for the authorities to arrive. 833 01:04:38,335 --> 01:04:40,167 The defendant dubiously claims 834 01:04:40,202 --> 01:04:41,965 that he is not of this Earth, 835 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000 and therefore shouldn't be expected 836 01:04:44,035 --> 01:04:45,967 to abide by the laws of civilization. 837 01:04:46,002 --> 01:04:47,865 Bailiff: Will all parties and witnesses 838 01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:50,100 raise your right hands to be sworn, please? 839 01:04:50,135 --> 01:04:51,965 Do you and each of you solemnly swear 840 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,500 that the testimony you may give in the cause now pending before this court 841 01:04:55,535 --> 01:04:57,365 shall be the truth, the whole truth, 842 01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,000 and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 843 01:05:00,035 --> 01:05:02,265 - I do. - I do. 844 01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:06,300 Thank you. All rise, please. 845 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,665 You may be seated. 846 01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:12,400 I know you've been sworn and I have read your complaint. 847 01:05:12,435 --> 01:05:13,800 Please take off your hat. 848 01:05:13,835 --> 01:05:16,565 Thank you. 849 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,500 Sir, you say the defendant is a "treacherous terrorist pig"? 850 01:05:19,535 --> 01:05:21,600 Is true, Commissar Wapner. 851 01:05:21,635 --> 01:05:25,600 He... he give me this. 852 01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:29,700 - Did you give him this? - Yes, sir, I did. 853 01:05:29,735 --> 01:05:32,300 You know it's the trademark of the Underground Resistance? 854 01:05:32,335 --> 01:05:34,965 - But I can explain. - Explain? 855 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,850 What possible defense do you have to this? 856 01:05:37,885 --> 01:05:40,665 Sir, I am a fan of "The People's Court. " 857 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:43,500 That has nothing to do with this. It's completely irrelevant. 858 01:05:43,535 --> 01:05:46,100 See, this Earth is not my Earth, you dig? 859 01:05:46,135 --> 01:05:49,167 It looks like it, it smells like it, 860 01:05:49,202 --> 01:05:52,200 but it is definitely not my Earth. 861 01:05:52,235 --> 01:05:54,465 Now this guy, "Q-Ball"... 862 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,550 - "Q-Ball"? - Right, he's got this gizmo 863 01:05:57,585 --> 01:06:00,600 which sucked up my Caddy into a wormhole... 864 01:06:00,635 --> 01:06:02,565 I've heard enough, I've heard enough! 865 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,600 - I'm not finished, sir. - You are finished, sir. 866 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:08,565 Rembrandt Brown, 867 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,650 I find you guilty of treason, 868 01:06:10,685 --> 01:06:12,700 and I sentence you to 15 years 869 01:06:12,735 --> 01:06:14,865 in the Alaskan Gulag, 870 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:17,500 without the possibility of parole. 871 01:06:17,535 --> 01:06:21,000 - 15 years? - 15 years. 872 01:06:21,035 --> 01:06:24,265 Don't you mean $15? 873 01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:26,600 Now the defendant is on his way out of the courtroom. 874 01:06:26,635 --> 01:06:28,765 Mr. Brown, if I can ask you a quick question? 875 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,700 Obviously, Commissar Wapner didn't believe a thing you had to say. 876 01:06:31,735 --> 01:06:34,017 How does that make you feel? 877 01:06:34,052 --> 01:06:36,265 How do you think I feel, fool? 878 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:40,000 I am never watching this show again. 879 01:06:40,035 --> 01:06:42,367 Small claims my 880 01:06:42,402 --> 01:06:44,665 Thank you very much. 881 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,600 Right, now Officer Burrell has a few confessions you must sign. 882 01:06:47,635 --> 01:06:49,465 Rusty, get this man out of here. 883 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,765 And with that, we will bring this case to a close. 884 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,600 The litigants for our next case are now on their way into the courtroom. 885 01:06:55,635 --> 01:06:57,700 Your friend and our commander are being kept 886 01:06:57,735 --> 01:07:00,265 in the same facility until tomorrow. 887 01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:02,600 Commander Wells is about to be shipped to Moscow 888 01:07:02,635 --> 01:07:04,665 for a very public execution. 889 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:07,500 Then we're going to have to move quickly. 890 01:07:07,535 --> 01:07:09,500 What did you have in mind? 891 01:07:09,535 --> 01:07:13,365 A raid. Look, kid... 892 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,900 don't you think we would have already done that if it were at all possible? 893 01:07:16,935 --> 01:07:20,000 Yes, but you're forgetting... 894 01:07:20,035 --> 01:07:23,117 the warden here, 895 01:07:23,152 --> 01:07:26,200 is on our side. 896 01:07:28,300 --> 01:07:30,350 What if they don't believe me? 897 01:07:30,385 --> 01:07:32,365 What if I'm still at the office? 898 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,650 Your double works banker's hours, Professor. 899 01:07:34,685 --> 01:07:36,900 Just play your part and everything will be fine. 900 01:07:36,935 --> 01:07:39,600 - I hope. - You hope? He hopes? 901 01:07:39,635 --> 01:07:42,717 Some revolution. 902 01:07:42,752 --> 01:07:45,800 Come on! Come on! 903 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,965 Come on! Come on! 904 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,800 Let's go, people. This is our last chance! 905 01:07:57,835 --> 01:08:00,400 Now, get it on! Load up the trucks! 906 01:08:00,435 --> 01:08:02,917 Load that truck. Let's go! 907 01:08:02,952 --> 01:08:05,365 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 908 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,365 I could be at home right now, 909 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,965 drinking sake and watching "Jeopardy. " 910 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,000 Yeah, I know. It's "Tournament of Champions Week. " 911 01:08:13,035 --> 01:08:15,165 I miss it, too. 912 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,200 If they discover he's an impostor, 913 01:08:17,235 --> 01:08:21,165 hit the ground running. 914 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:25,200 And don't be shy about using this. 915 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,865 All right! 916 01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:29,900 Let's go, people! Let's move! 917 01:08:29,935 --> 01:08:31,667 Come on! Come on! 918 01:08:31,702 --> 01:08:33,365 Let's go! Come on! 919 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,565 Do you know that if we fail tonight, 920 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,600 the entire West Coast uprising will be extinguished? 921 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,600 Everything... finished. 922 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:55,200 Then we won't fail. 923 01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:25,165 Citizen-General, sir, what are you doing here? 924 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:29,000 Since when have I had to explain my movements to you, soldier? 925 01:09:29,035 --> 01:09:31,265 My apologies, sir. 926 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:33,450 I was surprised to see you at this hour. 927 01:09:33,485 --> 01:09:35,600 I will overlook your impertinence this time. 928 01:09:35,635 --> 01:09:37,865 Now, open the gate. 929 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:40,765 But, what are these trucks doing here? 930 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,700 - I have no authorization. - This is a surprise defense readiness test. 931 01:09:44,735 --> 01:09:47,317 Of course you haven't been informed. Do you think if the rebels 932 01:09:47,352 --> 01:09:49,900 were to attack, they would let you know that they were coming? 933 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,600 You will open the gate. And you will maintain strict radio silence. 934 01:09:57,635 --> 01:10:01,200 No one in that facility is to know that we're coming. 935 01:10:01,235 --> 01:10:03,465 - Is that understood? - Understood, sir. 936 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:07,500 But, I will need the handprint identification 937 01:10:07,535 --> 01:10:11,500 before allowing your team to pass. 938 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:15,800 Policy, sir. Your own, in fact. 939 01:10:15,835 --> 01:10:18,465 I have no need of you 940 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:22,500 to explain my own policies, sir. 941 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:33,150 Left hand, sir. 942 01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,900 Computer: Lmprint identification complete. 943 01:10:42,935 --> 01:10:45,300 Maximillian Arturo, Citizen-General, 944 01:10:45,335 --> 01:10:47,765 People's Army, Western Sector. 945 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,565 Forgive the formality, sir. I was only following... 946 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:54,300 That's all right. Just tell me your name. I'll see you're commended. 947 01:10:54,335 --> 01:10:56,900 But you know my name, sir. Lieutenant Karpov. 948 01:10:56,935 --> 01:10:59,265 You selected me for this post. 949 01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:02,300 Yes, of course I know you, Karpov. Of course I do. 950 01:11:02,335 --> 01:11:05,117 But since you're pretending not to know me, 951 01:11:05,152 --> 01:11:07,900 I'm pretending not to know you. 952 01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:11,900 Joke, Karpov? 953 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,365 Karpov, come here. 954 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,865 Now, listen, ignore all warning bells and alarms. 955 01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:21,300 This test must be as realistic as we can possibly make it. 956 01:11:21,335 --> 01:11:23,500 I'm counting on you, Lieutenant... 957 01:11:23,535 --> 01:11:27,500 or should I say, "Captain"? 958 01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:56,200 Put me through to the home of Citizen-General Arturo. 959 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:07,400 Food's coming through for the star from "People's Court. " 960 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:20,700 What the hell is this, dog food? 961 01:12:20,735 --> 01:12:24,700 Bon app�tit. 962 01:12:27,835 --> 01:12:30,700 Open the cage. 963 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,065 Ugh! Oh... 964 01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:41,065 Get in the cell. 965 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:44,400 I never thought I'd be happy to see you guys. 966 01:12:44,435 --> 01:12:46,365 Hey, where's the girl? 967 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:50,200 She's... off looking for herself. 968 01:12:50,235 --> 01:12:52,565 Oh. 969 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,565 Huh? We'll explain later. Come on. 970 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:58,600 Commando sergeant: All right, people, let's move. 971 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,200 Citizen-General is home... in bed. 972 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:10,500 Trouble! Get those trucks over here now! We're on our way. 973 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,965 - Wait... what about Wade? - She'll be okay. 974 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:17,000 She's in the other building with Wilkins. Now move! 975 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,700 I'll take the point. You guys cover my back. 976 01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:39,700 Run! Run! 977 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:14,000 Wade! Wade! 978 01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:33,700 Come on! Come on! 979 01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:38,700 Move! 980 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:03,400 Hold on! We're almost there! 981 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:12,600 Sentry: Don't let them go! 982 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:28,900 Let's go! 983 01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:31,500 Whoo! We made it. 984 01:15:31,535 --> 01:15:33,665 It's over! 985 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:37,700 We can all try to get home now. 986 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:39,965 Wade? 987 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,565 Oh, God, Wade, no! 988 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:46,500 No! Stop the truck! Stop! 989 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:52,600 Stop the truck! Over here! 990 01:15:56,300 --> 01:16:00,300 Now gently. Gently. Okay. 991 01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:06,100 Oh...! Somebody help! 992 01:16:06,135 --> 01:16:08,317 Oh, God. 993 01:16:08,352 --> 01:16:10,465 Oh... 994 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:14,200 Give me some room. Step back. 995 01:16:14,235 --> 01:16:17,900 I don't think she's breathing. 996 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:25,000 Oh, oh... 997 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:36,900 I don't know. What's up? 998 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:41,900 Quinn? 999 01:16:57,700 --> 01:17:00,700 What's... what's going on? What's happening? 1000 01:17:00,735 --> 01:17:04,700 Wade? 1001 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,465 Don't look. 1002 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:10,500 Trust me. I'm going to get you home. 1003 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:26,500 Woman on PA: Prepare to evacuate! Attention, all personnel. 1004 01:17:26,535 --> 01:17:28,365 Prepare to evacuate immediately 1005 01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,165 How's Commander Wells? 1006 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:42,300 The Commander's dead. But the revolution lives on. 1007 01:18:42,335 --> 01:18:46,065 All right. Close her up. 1008 01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:48,865 I sure hope your computations are correct. 1009 01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:52,500 Mr. Mallory, this may come as a complete surprise to you, 1010 01:18:52,535 --> 01:18:54,965 but in the ancient days before computers, 1011 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,550 we had to do our mathematics the old-fashioned way. 1012 01:18:57,585 --> 01:19:00,100 Ever seen one of these? It's called a slide rule. 1013 01:19:00,135 --> 01:19:03,900 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to doubt you. 1014 01:19:03,935 --> 01:19:06,165 So, would these calculations...? 1015 01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,300 I believe that we can improve our chances of getting home 1016 01:19:09,335 --> 01:19:12,400 if we return to the exact spot where we arrived. 1017 01:19:12,435 --> 01:19:14,465 Golden Gate Park. 1018 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:17,300 Ammo's almost fully loaded. Come on. Let's get going! 1019 01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:18,765 Come on! Move! 1020 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,600 This raid has given us a tremendous shot in the arm. 1021 01:19:21,635 --> 01:19:23,465 We will spread across the country, 1022 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:27,500 and it may give others the spirit to keep fighting. 1023 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,300 Thanks to what you've told us of your world, 1024 01:19:30,335 --> 01:19:32,917 we know they can be defeated. 1025 01:19:32,952 --> 01:19:35,465 You've given us hope back. 1026 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:37,700 Good luck. I hope you make it home. 1027 01:19:37,735 --> 01:19:41,700 Thanks. 1028 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,300 We have no way to verify the condition of the timer. 1029 01:19:46,335 --> 01:19:48,565 Assuming the Professor's calculations are correct 1030 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,800 - and allowing for minimal deviation... - Quit talking like a brain 1031 01:19:51,835 --> 01:19:54,300 and say something that a normal man can understand. 1032 01:19:54,335 --> 01:19:56,317 Now are you getting us out of here or what? 1033 01:19:56,352 --> 01:19:59,026 - Keep your fingers crossed. - Oh, sure. 1034 01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,700 Stop... you are in violation of curfew. 1035 01:20:01,735 --> 01:20:04,767 Show me your papers. Now! 1036 01:20:04,802 --> 01:20:07,800 I don't have time for this. 1037 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:19,500 There they are! 1038 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,800 Okay... here goes nothing. 1039 01:20:36,835 --> 01:20:40,365 Come on. 1040 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:44,400 Quinn...? We're not gonna make it. 1041 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,365 Oh, man. Quinn! 1042 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,500 We're not gonna make it! 1043 01:20:50,535 --> 01:20:53,065 Yes! Yes! 1044 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,065 More power, Mr. Mallory! 1045 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:59,100 - Quinn! Quinn! - Come on, man! 1046 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:04,700 Geronimo! 1047 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:41,300 Thank God. 1048 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:12,800 Good to see you again, man. 1049 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:20,200 Let's go. 1050 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:28,800 Taxi! Right here. 1051 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,800 Great. 1052 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,500 - What is it, Rembrandt? - That's the guy that turned me in. 1053 01:22:44,535 --> 01:22:46,300 Are you okay, my friend? 1054 01:22:46,335 --> 01:22:48,500 Don't you know me? 1055 01:22:48,535 --> 01:22:50,465 Yes. 1056 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:53,465 Yes, I do know you. 1057 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:55,900 - Hey, I'm getting out. - "Spinning Topps"! 1058 01:22:55,935 --> 01:22:58,565 You is "Crying Man," no? 1059 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:01,800 Why yes, my good fellow. 1060 01:23:01,835 --> 01:23:04,267 Yeah, I am "The Crying Man. " 1061 01:23:04,302 --> 01:23:06,665 You great! Have all your records. 1062 01:23:06,700 --> 01:23:09,700 Big price on black market for "Topps. " 1063 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:11,665 Yeah. 1064 01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:15,700 Well that settles it. We're home. Yes, sir. 1065 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:23,800 Thank you, my good fellow. 1066 01:23:23,835 --> 01:23:25,965 Rembrandt, pay him. 1067 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,465 Here you go, "Pay-ville. " 1068 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:32,500 - Pavel: Do svedanya. - Yeah, arrivederci. 1069 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,700 This gate has been squeaking 1070 01:23:45,735 --> 01:23:49,700 since I was 12. 1071 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:15,000 Yes. 1072 01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:20,065 Oh. 1073 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:23,350 Quinn! Thank God! 1074 01:24:23,385 --> 01:24:26,565 I was so worried. Oh. 1075 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:30,065 Honestly, I nearly called the police. 1076 01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:33,200 You spend so much time in that damn basement, 1077 01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:35,000 I never know when you're home or not. 1078 01:24:35,035 --> 01:24:37,300 Where have you been? 1079 01:24:37,335 --> 01:24:38,965 Well... 1080 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:42,665 it's a long story. 1081 01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:46,200 Perhaps you and your friends would care to share it over dinner? 1082 01:24:46,235 --> 01:24:48,265 I'm making your favorite. 1083 01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:50,700 So, where are we going tomorrow? 1084 01:24:50,735 --> 01:24:53,065 Just kidding. 1085 01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:55,800 So, "Crying Man," you ever think about singing gospel? 1086 01:24:55,835 --> 01:24:58,200 Girl, I haven't sung like that in 20 years. 1087 01:24:58,235 --> 01:25:01,317 Maybe I still do in some places, huh? 1088 01:25:01,352 --> 01:25:04,365 So what do we do with this thing? 1089 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:08,000 I never thought to hear myself say such a thing, 1090 01:25:08,035 --> 01:25:11,565 but I believe we should consider destroying it. 1091 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:15,600 Einstein regretted that he had given the world the atom bomb. 1092 01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:18,900 Oppenheimer, when he saw the first explosion, 1093 01:25:18,935 --> 01:25:21,700 quoted the Hindu scripture, 1094 01:25:21,735 --> 01:25:23,665 "I am become Shiva, 1095 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:27,700 God, the destroyer of worlds. " 1096 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:30,665 But think of the benefits. 1097 01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:34,000 There are bound to be worlds that have outlawed war 1098 01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:35,965 or cured cancer. 1099 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:39,400 And worlds where they have perfected war and developed new cancers. 1100 01:25:39,435 --> 01:25:41,600 Maybe that's why we should keep it a secret. 1101 01:25:41,635 --> 01:25:44,000 If I found a place that was paradise, 1102 01:25:44,035 --> 01:25:47,167 I don't think I'd tell anybody. 1103 01:25:47,202 --> 01:25:50,300 Well, I'd like to propose a toast. 1104 01:25:50,335 --> 01:25:52,165 To wherever you live. 1105 01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:54,900 And whatever your struggle. 1106 01:25:54,935 --> 01:25:57,365 To the revolution. 1107 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:59,600 And to the end of a journey. 1108 01:25:59,635 --> 01:26:01,665 Hear, hear. 1109 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:05,700 I'm so glad to be back I almost don't even miss my car. 1110 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:13,600 Hey... 1111 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:18,400 did I miss anything? 1112 01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:22,700 Hello... Dad. 1113 01:26:25,500 --> 01:26:29,500 What's the matter, son? You look like you've seen a ghost.