1 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,638 What's this? "You're the king of the world"? 2 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,311 -Hi. How are you? 3 00:01:02,417 --> 00:01:07,517 FEELINGS 4 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,559 -But I think... 5 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,319 No, I'm sure that... 6 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:11,632 I'd rather not get married at all than do it at City Hall. 7 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,634 Because when a girl gets married, she wants a ceremony. 8 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,679 She wants it to be a solemn event. 9 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,274 A civil marriage is so dreary. 10 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,433 Sinister...it's almost eerie. 11 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,160 With the articles of law, and all that... 12 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,673 it's... 13 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,752 it's very mundane, and... 14 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,997 in fact, I told myself... 15 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,948 that marriage is a way of showing... 16 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,429 that love is sacred. 17 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,070 -Kids! 18 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,675 They're here kids! 19 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,190 -This is it...my house. 20 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,112 -Yoohoo! 21 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,474 -Papa! 22 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,192 -I see them in the garden! 23 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,199 Can you see them? 24 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,199 -If you want, we can cancel everything. -You're scared. 25 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,430 Admit it. -I'm not scared. 26 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,354 I'm just saying that if you prefer, we can cancel the whole thing. 27 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,839 I wouldn't blame you. 28 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,070 -You wouldn't blame me? -No. 29 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,276 -What are you thinking? It's too late. 30 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,510 -No it isn't too late, we're free. 31 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:20,435 -Whatever happens, nothing will change the fact that I'll blame you my whole life. 32 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,398 -Why's that? -Because I love you. 33 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,916 Because I can't live without you. 34 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,040 -Is that my fault? -Yeah. 35 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,158 I'm not joking. It's your fault. 36 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,551 -A little. 37 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,628 -I saw you! 38 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,598 Did you see us? -Yep, you waved your arms. 39 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,796 -You really saw us? -Yes. 40 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,428 -How'd we look? -Like ants. 41 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,875 Have Fran�ois and his wife arrived? 42 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,794 No, I saw the movers. They just left everything out there. It's bizarre. 43 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,678 They're idiots. 44 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,318 -You've got something there. -Yeah, but I don't like it when you... 45 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,877 -Did you take it to the other side? -That's exactly what I did. 46 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,954 Let's go. 47 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,917 "Welcome to your new home. We took what looked fragile and stored it at our house." 48 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,514 "See you tomorrow. Your friend, Jacques." 49 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,635 Shhh! 50 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,796 Boy, I'm hot! 51 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,710 You could choke from the heat here. 52 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,673 -What are you doing? -Making some heat! 53 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,999 The heat in this house is incredible! 54 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,191 It's incredible. 55 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,030 You need to cool down! 56 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,269 Absolutely. 57 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:22,194 Huh? Oh stop! The neighbors! 58 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,278 Stop, Fran�ois! Open up! You idiot! 59 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:28,830 Open up! 60 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,269 The neighbors! 61 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,476 The neighbors can see me! 62 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,435 Hurry up! 63 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,079 Shit! 64 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,229 Quick! 65 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,157 Shhhhhh! Shhhhhh! 66 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,478 Did you see our neighbor? 67 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,279 You saw her naked too? 68 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,910 Alice, Christine, Marie, Violette, 69 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,993 Sandra, Rachel, Catherine 70 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,276 Would you like to be 71 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:54,594 my wife? 72 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:01,993 Alain, Christian, Robert, Eric, Francis, G�rard, Thomas 73 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:09,278 Will you be my husband? 74 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,953 Yes 75 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,191 I take you as my wife 76 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:21,595 I give myself to you 77 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,673 I take you as my husband 78 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:30,994 I give myself to you. 79 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,758 I give myself to you. 80 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:44,876 I am a suitcase left at your doorstep. 81 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,473 Fran�ois? 82 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:53,431 Take it, it's a 4-leaf clover. It'll bring you luck today. 83 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:58,830 I am a suitcase left at your doorstep. 84 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:06,157 I love you. 85 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:12,156 I love you. 86 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:18,030 And I love you too. 87 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:25,197 I'll watch over you. 88 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,958 -Hello. -Hello. Sorry to disturb you. 89 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,553 -You're not disturbing me. 90 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,950 -I'm Fran�ois' wife...Fran�ois Voque. 91 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,680 I'll never get used to "Mrs. Voque". 92 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,273 My name's Edith. 93 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,318 -Hi.. -I brought you some madeleines... 94 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,712 to thank you for everything that you and your husband have done for us. 95 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,235 Fran�ois is so happy to have this job. 96 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:09,234 Also the house...and you went to the trouble of packing up our things. 97 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,871 We owe you everything. The madeleines aren't thanks enough. 98 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,077 That's very nice of you. It wasn't necessary. 99 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,231 Come in, come in. 100 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,599 It's really very kind...the madeleines. I'll find a place for them. 101 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,834 I'll open the curtains in the living room. 102 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:35,079 I go from one thing to the next, and by midday I haven't opened them yet. 103 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,356 -Sit down. -I'll come too. 104 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,511 -Really? -Sure. 105 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,390 -I'm not disturbing you? -Not at all. 106 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,552 There, that's better. Would you like a drink? 107 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,075 -Do you like port? -I love it. 108 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,354 Thank you. 109 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,473 To your arrival. 110 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,714 I hope you're happy, I'd like that a lot. 111 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:24,071 It's an exciting life, but after 40 years... 112 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,916 The nights on call...we're woken up at 1 in the morning for a childbirth... 113 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:33,198 I can't do it anymore. I don't have the same stamina that I used to. 114 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,871 -Have you liked your job at the hospital? -Yes. 115 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,635 I'll definitely have a few moments of nostalgia. 116 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,950 I must tell you about Madame Lom�. 117 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,759 -Madame Lom�? -Yeah. 118 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,117 Well, she...she has two interesting characteristics. 119 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,149 First: her heart's on her right side. 120 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,315 Second: She never tells the doctor about it. For fun. 121 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,393 One or two doctors have listened to her heart and said: "everything's normal." 122 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,473 They didn't dare admit they didn't hear anything. 123 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:11,792 She called half the world and slandered them behind their backs! 124 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,598 How did you figure it out? 125 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,950 Her son warned me. I was her kids' doctor. 126 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,917 He'd had enough. 127 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,071 -Hello Madame Guillou. -Hello, Dr. Roux. 128 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:42,956 How are you? 129 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,475 Here's my successor, Dr. Voque. 130 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,834 Hello, madame. 131 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,195 How are you, Mr. Guillou? He's my replacement. 132 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,675 -Please come back again soon. -Definitely. 133 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,114 I'm not far. 134 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,352 -I have to hurry to get ready for tonight. -No, have dinner here. 135 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,719 -Really? -Well, yeah. 136 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,917 If our husbands need to talk, we can have dinner together. 137 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,548 -Yeah, I've got some mushrooms. -Excellent. 138 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,638 That troubled me, the matter of resurrection. 139 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,191 To say, "I believe in the resurrection of the flesh", I didn't buy it. 140 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,430 So one day, I asked the priest: 141 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:38,116 "My grandmother died at 70. When she was young, she lost her 1 year old baby. 142 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,114 If my mother dies young, when she's 35, and if I die old, 143 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,397 when I'm 90, at what age can one reach heaven? 144 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,712 Because the baby died young, but my mom knew her old mother. 145 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,873 When I get to paradise, I'll be much older than my mother." 146 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,156 He looked at me like I was a madwoman. 147 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,198 Later on, someone answered my question. 148 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,236 And? 149 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,871 The answer was that up in heaven, you have a magnificent body!" 150 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,515 A magnificent body? 151 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,716 When I was little, 152 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,952 I was always frightened that the devil would possess me... 153 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:18,432 that things would move around in my room... that my bed would move... 154 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,991 that I'd start to speak with a man's voice, like this. 155 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:27,278 But in my heart, I really thought the opposite. 156 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,793 I thought that I was in the hands of God... 157 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,918 that God loved me... that God had chosen me... 158 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,868 that nothing bad could happen to me. And that never left me. 159 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,158 Sometimes, that feeling is very strong. I feel utterly invincible. 160 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,709 I have complete confidence. 161 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,713 This is the first time I ever said that to anyone. 162 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,872 I've tried to tell Fran�ois before. Oh boy! 163 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,192 He looked at me just like that. 164 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,237 Down the hatch! 165 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,028 -Do you think I'm crazy? -No. 166 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,112 There was a lady... 167 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:19,273 she often came by with her husband. They were both 65 years old. 168 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,269 He had gall stones. 169 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,238 One large stone refused to pass. 170 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,197 She never let him talk. 171 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,955 I'd never heard a voice like that. 172 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,237 They came to see me almost every week. 173 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,313 She complained of her husband's distensions. 174 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,837 She would grill me. I said that an operation wasn't necessary. 175 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,598 So... 176 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,719 she came back with her poor husband: "Doctor, he's not getting any better. 177 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,154 What can we do?" 178 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,835 She badgered me so much that I said we could operate... 179 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,594 if his problem was too debilitating. 180 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,512 She said: "Is that what you recommend we do?" 181 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,717 I ended up writing a letter to the surgeon. 182 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,791 They made an appointment with him. 183 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,118 He didn't wake up. 184 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,639 She came to see me and said... 185 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,475 that I was responsible for her husband's death. 186 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,718 She drowned herself in the lake. 187 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,509 She left me a letter stating that I'd ruined her life. 188 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,031 Edith, my wife. Jacques Roux. 189 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,758 -Pleasure to meet you. -Same here. 190 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,514 -Sorry, I stole him from you. -No need to apologize. 191 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,478 -I had a wonderful evening. Good night. -Good night. 192 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,517 Good night. See you tomorrow. 193 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:16,238 He has a kind nature. And she's so nice too! 194 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,994 I might end up over there all the time. 195 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,915 -They're friendly, they live next door, I'm his successor. We'll soon hate each other. 196 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:28,073 If the world comes to an end one day, it'll be your fault. 197 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:32,199 -I came to clear the table. -So I can't eat till breakfast? 198 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,794 Get a plate, at least. 199 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:42,951 -How can you be hungry again? -I'm programmed to eat. 200 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,994 What do you think of Fran�ois Voque? 201 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,559 He's good. 202 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,799 Really quite good. 203 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:55,397 When I was his age, I was much more sure of myself, professionally. 204 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,152 On the other hand, 205 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,517 he has a sort of confidence in himself. 206 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,479 He has a really easygoing way about him. It bothers me a bit. 207 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,279 Her too. They're both like that. 208 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,476 They don't realize it. 209 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,632 But she's so charming, generous, and sincere... 210 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,870 you just want to pamper her. 211 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,229 I'm gonna chase off the sadness in you. 212 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,832 Oh fuck! 213 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,556 No, no! That sponge is repulsive! 214 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:52,999 This house is disgusting! I'm sick of living in this bordello of filth! 215 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,639 It disgusts me! 216 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,509 No! 217 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,908 Oh no 218 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,833 2.4% Doliprane in water. 219 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,833 100 ml bottles, measured per half-kilo. 220 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,150 For a 3-6 kg infant, 221 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,108 60 mg per kg and per day. 222 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,319 In sachets: a 100 mg sachet for 6-8 kg, 223 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,598 150 mg sachet for 12...for 8-12 kg, 224 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,194 200 mg sachet for 12-16 kg. 225 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,874 I'll give you a temporary job, until October. 226 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,473 I'm so glad! 227 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,437 What does your husband do? 228 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,477 Uh, he's a doctor. 229 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,550 Very good. 230 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,393 -Till next Monday, then. -Delighted. 231 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,195 I gotta wash my hands. 232 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,717 Efflux... 233 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,671 What's his weight again? 234 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,512 23 kg. 235 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,719 Now then... 236 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:22,557 One spoonful in the morning and evening, before meals. 237 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:27,839 And if he has a fever, you can give him some Doliprane. 238 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,751 -There you go. -Thanks, doctor. 239 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,513 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 240 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,398 You're a nice little girl. 241 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,154 -It's a boy. -Oh, pardon me. 242 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,879 I assure you, he's just like that. It bothers him if anyone so much as talks to him. 243 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,474 It seems I don't have much of a sense of humor. 244 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:59,633 People are the opposite of what they seem to be. They hide who they really are. 245 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,313 For example, 246 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,758 the people who laugh the most have a cheerless life. 247 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,957 -Pessimists laugh a lot. -You don't laugh much. 248 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,192 -Yeah, not much. -I laugh...you just don't see me do it. 249 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,715 Yet, you're not an optimist. 250 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,237 Whoa, he bit me! He's not happy! 251 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,278 It's true...for example, 252 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,035 wise-looking people can do crazy things. 253 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,715 Or the other way around. For example, Fran�ois has a wise look 254 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,678 and I have a crazy one. See, it's the opposite. 255 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:40,036 That chair's uncomfortable. I'll bring you a cushion. 256 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,318 No, I'm fine. That smells good, your lawn is wonderful. 257 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,711 Yours smells good too. I mowed the lawn yesterday. 258 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,115 -Let me help you. -No no no, leave it. 259 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,271 You guys OK? 260 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,396 Why wouldn't we be? 261 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,793 What'd you just say there? 262 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,870 For example, I seem to have a little bit of a gut, 263 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,996 but I'm actually very thin. 264 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,151 But you are thin! 265 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,995 Knocking over bottles... On top of everything, I'm so clumsy 266 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:28,073 I'm sure that's not true You have very graceful manners. 267 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,231 That's true huh. 268 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,833 In the store, I see photos; then the people in the photos. 269 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,992 They always look different in person than in the photo. 270 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,797 Should we take a photo? 271 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,599 -Sure, let's take one. -I'll take a Polaroid. 272 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,193 -I'll find the camera. -I'm coming with you. 273 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,035 Hey...there are some photos. 274 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,951 Oh boy, you've got some nerve! 275 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,199 There's a Chinaman up there. 276 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,191 There's a Chinaman up there. 277 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,516 I'm not going back down there. 278 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,796 Let's go out the window. 279 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,276 There's a Chinaman in the house! 280 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,273 I saw him upstairs. He looked at me like this. 281 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,509 Carole saw him... 282 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,910 she came back down and he was gone. 283 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,594 He went downstairs, we didn't dare come down. 284 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,320 We went out the window. It was like this. 285 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,675 He looked at me like this. 286 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,109 -He went like this. -What'd he say? 287 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,238 "Don't you worry. I'm gonna cut off your head." 288 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,719 He didn't say anything. 289 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,996 Oh, Carole! It's only me. 290 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,077 Sorry. Excuse me, I didn't mean to scare you. 291 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,276 What's going on? Why did mom scream? 292 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,274 Everything's OK. She thought the Chinaman came back. It was just me. 293 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,072 -It's only me. -No! 294 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,117 Well then. 295 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,995 Hello? 296 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,596 Good morning, Edith. It's Jacques. 297 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,830 Am I disturbing you? 298 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,719 Not at all. Fran�ois left. 299 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,156 I want to apologize about the Chinaman. 300 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,074 I laughed but you must have been very afraid. 301 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,711 I behaved like an idiot. Sorry, I was very crass. 302 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,589 -No no, on the contrary. -How are your injuries? 303 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,510 Pardon? 304 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,477 Um, because... 305 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,636 You had some scratches, some contusions? 306 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,872 Ah. I had a bruise on my ankle... 307 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:56,591 and one on the knee. I have a scratch on my thigh, too, and one on my leg. 308 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:01,117 -That's all. -Did you disinfect them? 309 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,349 Oh yeah 310 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,555 There was no blood. 311 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,314 No, because the knee...it's fragile. 312 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,119 -Does it still hurt? -Maybe a little. 313 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,919 Can you bend your knee? 314 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,036 Yes. 315 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,636 Good, I feel better. Because I was worried. 316 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,870 Good, I'll hang up then. 317 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,794 -Kisses. -Me too, kisses. 318 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:44,150 But what am I... 319 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,471 What's happening to me? 320 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,712 I can't make it. 321 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,668 I can't make it. I'm tired. 322 00:30:54,840 --> 00:31:00,597 You're spent, you're finished, rolled, cashed You're spent, you're finished 323 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,311 Rolled, cashed. You're slashed! 324 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,676 The destination is the cross! 325 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:16,229 I'm gonna make it. I can do it, I can do it. 326 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,235 I'm not so old. 327 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,517 -Yeah! -I have gracious manners. 328 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,638 I have gracious manners. 329 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,110 Victory! Joy! 330 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,271 -Oh, fuck!... -The shame! 331 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,237 You OK? 332 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,357 All the great players have missed penalty kicks: Platini, 333 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,750 Maradona, your buddy Zidane! 334 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,276 -Monsieur! 335 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:49,420 Stop dragging it like that! 336 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,833 I'm not dragging it 337 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,878 Let it go! Give it some slack! 338 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,589 -I'll do it like this. You'll see. -Hold on. 339 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,593 Don't move like that, good lord! 340 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,797 Wait a sec! Calm down! 341 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,393 Thank you! 342 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,750 -He didn't even thank you. -I thank you. 343 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,360 -We're soaked! -Yeah we are. 344 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,190 -Did you grow up in the countryside? -No. 345 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,236 And you? 346 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,389 No. 347 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,071 -Wanna go? -Yeah. 348 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,438 Happiness is a balloon. 349 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,192 The balloon is in my head. 350 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,191 It blows up, it blows up. 351 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,351 And I'm scared, I'm scared 352 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,910 that it'll burst. 353 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:14,349 I wouldn't have the courage of a rubber balloon. 354 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,279 What an adventure! 355 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,159 -What'd you guys do? -A duck was caught... 356 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,550 on a fishing line, and we set it free. 357 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,870 -A duck? -Yes, a duck. 358 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,717 A duck was rescued. 359 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,757 What's the story? 360 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,999 What are you working on? 361 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:57,756 I found this camera. I'd completely forgotten about it. 362 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:02,038 -Why won't you fit there? -You have to take pictures of the kids. 363 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:07,194 It's been a long time since we've done that. Shame on us. 364 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,559 -Hi -Hi 365 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,439 I'm bringing you some pictures to be developed. 366 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,433 -Oh? -I like photography a lot. 367 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,717 At the moment I'm really into it. 368 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,394 I don't know why. It just struck my fancy. 369 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:42,634 -I'm glad to see you. -And I'm glad we walked together. 370 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,837 -OK, have a good day. -Thanks. You too. 371 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,479 -Thanks. See ya. 372 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,755 -See ya. 373 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:58,793 I slept like a baby. 374 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,791 I slept. 375 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,750 I was almost dead. 376 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,879 Worms nibbled at my feet. 377 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,315 But I woke up. 378 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,994 Wide awake 379 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,478 It's good, It's good! 380 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:48,350 I was an old child. I'm a young cat now 381 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,159 I'm a young cat now 382 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,232 I'm a young cat now 383 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,198 It's good, I have no fear. 384 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,759 To the bottom of my balls! 385 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,673 It's good 386 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:09,316 It's the revival of my sperm machine. 387 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,313 It's a revival 388 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:17,713 Never again to shut down 389 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,192 Never again to shut down Never again to shut down 390 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,033 Never again to shut down 391 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,193 It'll spout 392 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:33,148 It'll squirt 393 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,754 It'll boil 394 00:36:37,954 --> 00:36:40,054 It'll...it'll discharge! 395 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,115 Have you asked Edith and Fran�ois if you could put on this show in the yard here? 396 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,554 They didn't respond. 397 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,273 It's time for the show, stop everything! 398 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,000 -OK I just have to put on the potatoes. -Oh no! 399 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,239 Mom! Edith! Everyone in the yard in 3 seconds! 400 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,471 Not a moment too soon! 401 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,674 We're listening. 402 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,877 These are some episodes in the life of Jacques Roux. 403 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:32,830 A world exclusive! 404 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,552 Did you say your prayers? 405 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,996 -Yes, mother. -For your father in heaven as well? 406 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,115 Yes, mother. 407 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,352 -Did you wash your weewee in the bath? -Yes, mother. 408 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,080 My mother-in-law's exactly like that. 409 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,549 Zing! 410 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,073 Years go by. 411 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,074 Jacques decides to become a doctor, to cure the suffering. 412 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:57,232 Don't worry. 413 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,233 -It won't hurt a bit. -Watch it with that knife! 414 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,037 Then...the liver. 415 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,952 The liver...the liver... 416 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,348 It's on the right! 417 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,832 I don't understand it at all. Shit! Lost another one! 418 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,195 Bring me another one! 419 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,595 Zing! Even though he's ugly, 420 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,749 very poor, 421 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:32,469 and he eats only preserves, which gives him zits all over, 422 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,235 he seduces Carole, the most coveted girl on the staff. 423 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,352 She likes men who are ugly 424 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,956 and unhappy, and quickly falls in love with him. 425 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,159 They have 2 hyper-mega cool kids who light up their lives. 426 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,833 Moral of the story: 427 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,150 "The bourgeois are like pigs, 428 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,153 the older they become, the dumber as well 429 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,959 The bourgeois are like pigs, 430 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:01,557 the older they become, the dumber as well" 431 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,436 Bravo! 432 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,396 Thanks a lot. 433 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,595 Bravo! 434 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,070 It was very good! They're so funny! 435 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,708 Would you want such hyper-mega cool kids? 436 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,632 Yeah sure. 437 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,872 You're not much better than me at barbecuing. 438 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,398 Shit! Fuck! I got charcoal in my eye. 439 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,199 I have some first aid solution. 440 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,156 Follow me. 441 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,829 I'm a bit of a doctor too, and I love it. 442 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,559 I would've loved to be a doctor, but it's too much school for me. 443 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,792 Sit over there, in the light. 444 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,753 Monsieur, lean your head way back... 445 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,559 so I can clean out your eye. 446 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,673 I can see some dust. That must hurt, it's red. 447 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,673 It didn't go in. I didn't squeeze hard enough. Don't move. 448 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,757 Yeah, smack dab in the middle. 449 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,559 Your eyes are a magnificent color. 450 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,551 They're so dark. 451 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:06,395 -Brown, no? -No, there are some navy blue highlights. 452 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,915 I haven't often seen a dark so dark. 453 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,354 Oh really? 454 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,956 And there...and another in the back. 455 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,439 There! 456 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,039 That's much better. 457 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,352 It still stings, but I think that the dust is gone. 458 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,876 How much do I owe you for this appointment, doctor? 459 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,190 A kiss here, that's my price. 460 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,592 I'm going back down. 461 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,079 I'm coming. 462 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,750 It's good, it's good! 463 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,519 I lost my ring. 464 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,319 You'll find it. 465 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,197 I looked everywhere. The Chinaman must have taken it. 466 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:43,239 -It was in the bathroom. -It must be somewhere else. 467 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,918 -I'm positive you'll find it. -I don't think so. 468 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,109 He inevitably saw it and snapped it up. 469 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,351 I'll buy you another one. 470 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,433 It was in silver with rubies. You must remember it. 471 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,071 -Hello, I'm the parking fairy. -Hello. 472 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:21,358 -Sorry, I shouldn't impose like that. -No, it's OK. 473 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,035 I'd like to take you for coffee. I couldn't wait. 474 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,873 -Coffee right now? -Yeah, or tea. 475 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,874 I can't, I'm headed to the store. Do you have any time around noon? 476 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,474 No, I have a meeting at the hospital. 477 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,076 But I'm not just a fairy, I'm a deliveryman too. 478 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,151 For me? 479 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,194 It's a meteorite. 480 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,954 A rock from space? 481 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,032 It was discovered in Mexico. It's an unknown metal. 482 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,873 I don't have absolute proof of it's origin, but... 483 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,953 -You like stones? -Yes, I don't know what got into me. 484 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,997 It's a little disturbing. 485 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,310 It's a beautiful gift. 486 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,550 You're a gift from heaven. 487 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,273 Should I put it in my pocket? 488 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,874 Will you accompany me to the exit? 489 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,952 Uh-huh, of course. 490 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,435 Fat. 491 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,669 Old. 492 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,235 Idiot. 493 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,555 Ugly. 494 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,796 If you want, I'll erase everything from my mind. I have a magic chalkboard in my head. 495 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,350 That way, we can turn back time, if you regret anything. 496 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,479 Regret what? You want to erase everything? I don't understand. 497 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,189 No, I don't want to erase anything. It's if you want to. 498 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,751 I never understand anything. 499 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,390 -We'll do what you want. -No, what you want. 500 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,112 Your hand is on the table 501 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:35,559 like an animal, a small animal that I coax 502 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:38,598 like it seems calm and docile 503 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,789 but it's 504 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,431 unpredictable. 505 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,797 This little animal, 506 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,396 I love him, and I want 507 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,518 to hold him against me. 508 00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,468 To face him towards me, 509 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,631 to my cheek, 510 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,749 on the small of my neck. 511 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,275 Your hand is on the table 512 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,671 I want to take it in mine. 513 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,912 Have no fear, pretty hand. 514 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,957 I'll shower you with love. 515 00:46:41,112 --> 00:46:43,112 I don't understand. 516 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,793 -The alarm is off. -Thank you. 517 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,235 I don't understand this at all. 518 00:46:48,535 --> 00:46:50,235 Shit! 519 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,076 Our departure's discreet! 520 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,357 An afternoon with Achille Zavata. 521 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,759 Definitely. 522 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,468 Ah! There it goes! 523 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,597 -This isn't a joke? -No, it was his bedroom. 524 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,719 This bed was made expressly for him, it went wherever he did. 525 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,718 It's 2 meters in length, I believe. 526 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,753 Yeah, it really is a big bed. How long is it? 527 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,629 Oh...about 2.4 meters... 528 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,428 -I met him, in fact. -No kidding? 529 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,431 -He even hugged me. -No? 530 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,479 There were 200 schoolboys lining the side of the road... 531 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,995 -and he hugged me. -That's awesome! 532 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,276 -I don't think so. -Yes, he was an extraordinary man. 533 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,032 How did he hug you? 534 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:18,716 He towered over me, I saw his face above me. 535 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,831 It had an orange color to it. 536 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,195 He must've had foundation on. 537 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,638 -Should we turn him around? -Yes. 538 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:04,914 No 539 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,117 We're bombarded all the time. It's by design. 540 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,192 They're full of tricks: love, children, 541 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,158 friendship, sport, nature, 542 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:05,110 natural beauty, work satisfaction. 543 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,475 Yeah. We're bombarded. 544 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,315 The goal of the manufacturer is to never leave us without drugs, 545 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,277 we can't escape it. 546 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,954 -Jacques, is that what you think too? -Me? 547 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,078 I don't know. I'll ask my new personality. 548 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,992 -New personality? -Yes. 549 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,718 I'm very happy with it. 550 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,632 You'll get along with him very well. 551 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,917 We thought he didn't love life. But that's wrong. 552 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,117 No, I don't love life. I don't really like it. 553 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:34,511 But that's an advantage... it makes me more assertive. 554 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,633 If I liked life, I'd be less assertive. 555 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,791 This way, everything I have is exceptional. 556 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,838 The best house, the best job, 557 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,230 an extraordinary wife. 558 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,875 There's a little pig. 559 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,316 How does the little pig sound? 560 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,118 And the hen, how does the hen sound? 561 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,316 Cock cock 562 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,038 Good. 563 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,511 And the turkey, how does the turkey sound? 564 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:45,954 Huh? 565 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,714 The turkey...how does the turkey sound? 566 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,279 Gobble gobble 567 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,113 -There you go. -Gobble gobble. 568 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,590 -Very good. Something else, now. -Gobble gobble. 569 00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:01,231 No, stop with the "gobble gobble." Stop with the "gobble gobble." 570 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,514 And the cow, what sound does she make? 571 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,955 Hmm? What sound does the cow make? 572 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,633 What sound does the cow make, Carole? 573 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,797 Moooooo! Come on! 574 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,758 Moooooo 575 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,956 Gobble gobble 576 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,955 -Hi. -Hi. 577 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,032 I'm looking for an antique ring. 578 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:50,034 Mostly in gold. With some stones, possibly. 579 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,237 -Do you know what style...from what era? -No. 580 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,960 The 30's, around then. In gold. 581 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:17,112 I'll take this one, but I'd like to look at that one too. 582 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,716 This one would make a very lovely wedding ring. 583 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,757 -You want both of them? -Yes. 584 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,595 Excuse me, I don't want the first one after all. 585 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,309 Um, in it's place, I'll take... 586 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,158 Do you have broaches? 587 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,670 Gift. 588 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,513 -For me? -Nope, for the cat. 589 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,714 -Been waiting long? -No. 590 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,836 -Have you changed something? 591 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,228 -No. 592 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,030 -You're so beautiful! Am I embarassing you? -Should we go? 593 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,556 -I'd like to get the car washed. -OK. 594 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,312 -Hello. -Hello. 595 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,597 Is it possible to wash the car outside and in? 596 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,795 No problem. 597 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,155 Time'll fly with my wife. 598 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,788 -No problem. -Thanks. 599 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:06,156 I'm the glue, the Scotch tape, the barnacle! 600 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,880 It's over, your life without me! 601 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,917 Let's make love standing up. 602 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,550 I may be old, but I'm strong. I'm a lion. 603 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:31,915 I cannot. 604 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:41,111 My wife passed beside me. 605 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,558 I cannot. 606 00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,075 My wife passed beside me. 607 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:53,109 I can't live without... 608 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,397 your wrist. 609 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,710 Let me look at you. 610 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,440 I don't look like anything. 611 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,637 Never again can I 612 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,270 Never again can I 613 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,598 The ends of your fingers. 614 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:19,475 -Don't move. -What is it? 615 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,871 -Hold on. It's nothing. -I'm afraid, I'm afraid! 616 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,873 Don't move. There. 617 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,518 Never again can I 618 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:35,356 Never again can I 619 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,876 I have to think up a reason why I'm wearing this. 620 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,076 I'll think of something. 621 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:45,233 It breaks my bones. It bashes my brain. 622 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,836 I'd prefer to die... 623 00:57:51,240 --> 00:58:00,399 if I couldn't put my hand there anymore. 624 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,355 Hi. 625 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:11,669 How's it going? 626 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,069 I wrote you a letter. I'll call you in 5 minutes. 627 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,835 I'm a little sick to my stomach, I'm going to try and find something for it. 628 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,633 Want a whiskey? 629 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,392 Excuse me, I have a phone call to make. 630 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,993 Listen... 631 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,876 I'll go find the chainsaw. 632 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,679 -It'll just take a minute. -You don't know where it is. 633 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,637 It's OK, I can handle it. 634 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,632 I ask myself idiotic questions about the future. 635 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,998 Sometimes, I wish I could grow old right away. Everything would be taken care of. 636 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,798 Life seems so long. 637 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:38,709 I hope Fran�ois and I always stay together. 638 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:42,919 I hope we never break up, and everything stays nice and calm. 639 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,918 We have so many years ahead of us. 640 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:55,991 If I ever fall in love with someone else, I'll still always love Fran�ois. 641 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,913 I'm sure I'll never leave him. 642 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,952 They say that it's possible to be in love with 2 people. 643 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:10,114 Do you think it's possible to love 2 people...2 men at once? 644 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,598 I don't know. 645 01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,797 When I was your age, all I thought about was getting pregnant. 646 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,032 Having kids...that's all I thought about. 647 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,073 I regret not having had a third. 648 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,116 Are you coming? 649 01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,151 -I'll give you this. -But mine is super. 650 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,834 This'll be much better than your old relic. 651 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,390 -I'll borrow it from you. -It's yours. End of discussion. 652 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:40,712 I know myself...if I put it back, I'll just buy a new one. 653 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:45,237 Bikes are getting lighter and lighter. Hey! Do you fish? 654 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:49,234 -I never knew how, but I'd like to try. -Well then, 655 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,073 these are great fishing rods. 656 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,792 I can do without these. 657 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,951 I adored them, but... 658 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,714 And if you want to fish with a cast, 659 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,950 you'll need... 660 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:05,476 Ah here...this is a superb fishing rod. 661 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,868 -Oh no! -Yes yes! 662 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,109 Oh no! 663 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,078 Hold on... do you like water skiing? 664 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,198 -I've never done that. -It comes to you on the 1st try. 665 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,794 This is somewhat essential. 666 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,398 I don't use it any longer, but it's in good condition. 667 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,154 But evidently you're more... 668 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,789 I ordered. 669 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,237 Are you free this afternoon? 670 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,834 You're not taking the kids to the dentist? 671 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,275 Carole will do it, she's got nothing better to do. 672 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,790 Oh it wasn't meant to be mean. 673 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:14,554 -I have the right to be on edge sometimes. -Not in front of me. 674 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,838 It was insulting. It made me sick to my stomach. 675 01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,674 What I wanted to say was... 676 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,960 One day, you'll talk about me like that. 677 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,753 Watch out for the shrub, my dear. 678 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,959 He's nuts, does he want the whole neighborhood to come out? 679 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,754 Sorry, sorry. 680 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,399 I'm late. 681 01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:33,391 We're having the entr�e. 682 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:36,711 It's my new personality's fault. 683 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,757 Yes, I have a... 684 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:42,913 I'm faster than before, therefore, I have more to do... 685 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,036 and I lose track of time. 686 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,989 -You honk, too. -Yeah, I honk, that's true. 687 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,639 That's true. 688 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:57,279 For lots of folks, man is made of mud... 689 01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,910 but for me, he's made of flesh and blood. 690 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:07,076 With iron muscles and a heart of gold, with 2 strong shoulders to pick up coal. 691 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,835 You haul 16 tons, does it do any good? 692 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,798 One day closer to 4 planks of wood. 693 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,794 Filthy and hard, don't say a peep You don't have to speak... 694 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,554 while you earn your keep. 695 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,439 I was a miner in a former life. 696 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,478 Thus, this song moves me particularly. 697 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:40,076 In another past life, I was a virus. 698 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:45,872 The Spanish flu virus. To redeem myself, I have to be a doctor 699 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,191 through several lives, but... 700 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:52,909 with my new personality, I can diversify. 701 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,718 I'm going to quit the hospital... 702 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,678 and become a hypnotist. 703 01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,712 There's a test... 704 01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:04,599 in the hypnosis community called the "scallop test." 705 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,634 You put your hands on a scallop... 706 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,554 and see if you get stung. 707 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,589 -Is there one in the fridge? -No, but... 708 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,876 you can try a raclette with some cheese. 709 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,388 Could you bring back some wine while you're up? 710 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:35,350 Don't bother Carole, there's no more in the kitchen. I'll go to the basement. 711 01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,919 What wine should we have now? 712 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,355 -The same one. -It's perfect. 713 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,080 That's decided. Who wants to help me choose then? 714 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,595 I'm not a connossieur. 715 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,834 We have to change the bulb every six months. 716 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:49,960 Let go! 717 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,030 Don't do this! Stop it! 718 01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:56,992 I beg you! 719 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:12,474 No! 720 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,438 Stop! 721 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,230 Stop! 722 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:52,754 Don't go! Don't go! 723 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,671 -Get out of the car! -Let go! 724 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,229 -No. Get out! -Let go! 725 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:09,870 No! 726 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,473 See you tonight. 727 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,951 I'm sorry. 728 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:31,318 -Thanks. Goodbye, doctor. -Goodbye, madame. 729 01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:35,396 What are you doing here? 730 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,516 -Have you eaten? -I'm not hungry. 731 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:40,069 Come...you've got to eat something. 732 01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:43,196 I'll be with you in a minute. 733 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,430 Forgive me. 734 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,392 I know I don't deserve your forgiveness. 735 01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:56,109 What I did was unforgivable, but please try. 736 01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:59,716 Try to forgive me, even if it takes some time. 737 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:07,910 I don't deserve your forgiveness! I screwed up everything! 738 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:12,551 I know that I screwed up, that you'll never forget it, I understand that. 739 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,718 You're my only friend. 740 01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:19,270 I don't want to lose you. Don't leave me! 741 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,117 Easy...easy... 742 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:28,952 Calm down. 743 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:21,872 Sit down. I'll serve you. 744 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,632 -And the kids? -At your mother's. 745 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,758 -Sit down. The table's set. -You're tired. 746 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:29,070 -Go get some rest. -I was just pretending to be asleep. 747 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:32,357 -I'm really sorry, there's no entr�e. -Go to sleep. 748 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:36,479 Knock it off, I'm not sleepy. Sit down, damn it! 749 01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:39,473 I'm sorry. I just want us to eat dinner. 750 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,430 Sorry about the entr�e. 751 01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,239 Go ahead, I'm not too hungry at the moment. 752 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,435 Do you have any idea how much you've drank? 753 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:14,759 Don't worry, I sobered up fast when I saw you. 754 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,757 Shit, I forgot the lemon. It's in the fridge. 755 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,631 Are you going to help yourself or not? 756 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,396 I busted my ass making it! 757 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,278 You're such a filthy bastard! 758 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,830 -That's enough now! -Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. 759 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,309 -Really... -You need to calm down. 760 01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:39,436 Calm down, calm down. 761 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,160 Sit here. 762 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,071 There! 763 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,358 I love you, you know... 764 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,750 and I hate you. And that knife, there... 765 01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,798 -I want to shove it down your throat! -Be quiet, calm down. 766 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,712 I'll get the Tranxene. 767 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,872 Wait! Wait here for a minute. 768 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,998 -Do I disgust you? -No. 769 01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:19,039 I think so, yes. Things are getting worse and worse. 770 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,475 -I'd like some respect. -You've got it. 771 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:25,474 I'm going nuts. I want you to love me. Do I disgust you? 772 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,154 What can I do to change things? 773 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:33,912 Did you do it? Did you do it with her? 774 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,275 It's atrocious, how I suffer. 775 01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:39,238 You couldn't know...it's a horror. 776 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:42,631 You have to help me stop it, it's intolerable. 777 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:46,509 -We're exhausted. Let's go to bed. -I don't want to sleep with you anymore. 778 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:50,639 Stop talking to me like I'm a lunatic. You're a coward! Bastard! 779 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,711 Garbage! 780 01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,956 Carole...Carole! 781 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,998 -Are you alone? -Fran�ois is coming back. 782 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,957 He's come back? 783 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,839 This is a nightmare. 784 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,028 It's horrible. 785 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:26,150 I miss you. I miss you. 786 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,632 I need you. 787 01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,551 No. Don't touch me. 788 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:41,476 Edith! 789 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:44,154 Edith! 790 01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:52,429 Leave me alone! 791 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,272 You have to move another one. 792 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:44,509 Yes! 793 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:00,239 No cheating...hey... 794 01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,637 Oh, these are tough! 795 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,073 Let's go, c'mon! 796 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:34,878 You can't stay there. 797 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,232 There we go. 798 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,908 You know what'll happen someday? 799 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:32,755 You see...this is your house. 800 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:36,072 And this is my house. 801 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:40,711 One day, when you least expect it, you'll be washing dishes... 802 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,269 you'll be rinsing out a glass... 803 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:48,195 and you'll be thinking about nothing special...of me, just a little bit. 804 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:51,830 And I'll be in my house... 805 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,353 I'll be thinking of you. 806 01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:55,912 I'll think of how much I love you... 807 01:23:56,760 --> 01:24:00,389 And then, my cock will start to grow, and grow, and grow. 808 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:05,798 It'll cross the floor, through the basement... 809 01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:09,714 it'll enter the ground and slowly creep towards your house. 810 01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:18,709 It'll dig a tunnel, and resurface in your basement. 811 01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:24,759 And you...you'll be right in front of the sink, rinsing out your glass. 812 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:29,239 It'll keep growing, and burst through the floor at your feet... 813 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:30,958 without making a sound. 814 01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:35,750 Then, suddenly, you'll feel something hot... 815 01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:40,038 going up between your legs. Don't be shocked, it's just me. 816 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,794 You won't move. 817 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:47,556 You'll just throw open your thighs and allow yourself to be made love to. 818 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,355 That's what'll happen, one day. 819 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:42,232 I was the king of the world. 820 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:47,997 I was invincible. 821 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:52,676 I had the world at my feet. 822 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:57,994 I could almost touch it. 823 01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:04,430 I could fly like Peter Pan. 824 01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:07,672 I was so powerful. 825 01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:13,278 I was a giant. 826 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:17,274 I burned with all my flames. 827 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:29,279 I was the queen of the world. 828 01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:45,312 I don't... 829 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:52,431 remember much... 830 01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:59,915 of anything.