1 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,450 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( machinery clanking ) 2 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:20,462 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( motor whirring ) 3 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,395 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( whirring ) 4 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,267 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( truck engine roars ) 5 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:10,409 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tires squeal ) 6 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,511 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct comments ) 7 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:21,117 Back up. Back up, back up. Turn around, turn around. 8 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,118 Oh, yeah. 9 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:27,538 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughs ) 10 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,341 There they are. 11 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,442 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 12 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,449 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( screaming ) 13 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,151 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct shouts ) 14 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,219 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl shouting ) 15 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,320 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct shouting ) 16 00:02:02,321 --> 00:02:04,123 CAMERAMAN: Show her tits! 17 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,159 Ha ha ha! Whoo! 18 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,027 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl screaming ) 19 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,000 Stop! 20 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,101 Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go, go! 21 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,906 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct shouting ) 22 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,279 - It's cool, huh? - Hell, yeah. 23 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,929 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 24 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,239 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks ) 25 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,984 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks ) 26 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:05,984 Yeah! 27 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:16,103 MAN: All right, watch your head, dude. 28 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,443 It's all right. 29 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:32,578 I got it, I got it. 30 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,914 It's all right. 31 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,583 I'll just fuckin' find you a better camera. 32 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,286 That's not a better camera than this camera. 33 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:42,088 Man, I'm gonna draw two balls at once. 34 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:45,924 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks and laughter ) 35 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,928 What tape are you filming on? 36 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,195 - Do what? - What tape are you filming on? 37 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:52,031 What the fuck are you talking about, dude? 38 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,439 Where'd you get the tape? What's on the label? 39 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,673 I don't know. It was in your room. 40 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:02,932 - But you don't know. - Lights, lights, lights! 41 00:04:03,032 --> 00:04:05,153 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 42 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,845 Come on, come on, come on! 43 00:04:06,870 --> 00:04:08,741 MAN: Ow! 44 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:12,584 - Stop! - Show her tits! 45 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,154 See? That is exactly why I picked her. 46 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,055 She has great fuckin' tits. 47 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:20,293 Oh, you just knew 'cause you're a boob psychic. 48 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,696 CAMERAMAN: Yeah, well, we've done this so many times. 49 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:25,998 Dude, we get $50 every time we do one of these things. 50 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,232 I can get us more than 50 bucks, man. 51 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:28,701 I mean, that's not bad for this... 52 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,702 Fifty dollars for each time we do this. 53 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,239 Dude, tell him about the deal that you got. 54 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,440 We hooked up with, like, a reality porn place. 55 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,308 Have you actually got paid? 56 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:38,711 Has he said he'd pay you, like, money? 57 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,279 Twenty-five, thirty times, yeah. 58 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,946 I can get us more money than that in one night. 59 00:04:41,947 --> 00:04:43,448 How you gonna get more money than that? 60 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,652 You can drop this fuckin' pawnshop shit right now, 61 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,320 if you want. 62 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,321 We need to do skirts. 63 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,020 Like, this coming summer. 64 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:52,190 Hey, shut the fuck up, man. 65 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:56,062 And run by and do... you know, like, up-skirt stuff. 66 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,596 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping chatter ) 67 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:01,300 Shut the fuck up, dudes! We can get more money than that! 68 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,370 What the hell, Gary? God damn! 69 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:08,379 ...get more than that in one night! 70 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:16,585 Okay, go up left here and head towards Ryback road. 71 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,286 Okay, here's the deal: 72 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,222 We've gotta break into this house, 73 00:05:22,223 --> 00:05:26,091 and all we have to do is steal this one vhs tape. 74 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,412 Dude, let's use that fuckin' tape. 75 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:29,762 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks ) 76 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:30,883 Why don't you use that tape? 77 00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,098 Naw, man, let's use the tape. 78 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,365 CAMERAMAN: Yeah, we got a tape right here. 79 00:05:34,366 --> 00:05:35,669 Dude ain't gotta check it! 80 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,104 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 81 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,772 Anyways, the job pays, so, like... 82 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:42,507 It could lead to more work. 83 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:43,643 CAMERAMAN: Work?! 84 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,411 Anyway, he also said 85 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:48,647 he saw some of your stuff online, so you have a fan. 86 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,315 How's that work, man? 87 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,588 We don't put our names on any of this shit. 88 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:56,720 I don't know. I don't know. 89 00:05:56,721 --> 00:05:58,124 I wouldn't worry about it. 90 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,493 Hey, you got crumbs in your beard. 91 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:02,729 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct question ) 92 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,402 Uh, yeah, sure. No problem. 93 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,236 What's that? 94 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,370 - What are you talking about? - Is that your camera? 95 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:15,153 - What camera? What are you talking about? - What the fuck?! 96 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:29,725 Hey, rock, hey, can you hold my camera for a second? 97 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,167 Be careful. Be careful, okay? 98 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,835 Dude, this nigger's house is a mansion. 99 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,170 He must be goddamn rich! 100 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,738 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping chatter ) 101 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,442 CAMERAMAN: Hey. Hey. Who stays here? 102 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,543 Some old guy. 103 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,177 Like, some old guy's here right now? 104 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,545 Some old guy's here right now, 105 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,183 and he's fucking sleeping, so you've got to stay quiet. 106 00:06:56,184 --> 00:06:58,450 Wait a minute. Wait, wait. What if he wakes up? 107 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,652 Well, I'll fucking take care of that, I guess. 108 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,288 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping chatter ) 109 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,856 Yeah, I'll take care of that. 110 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,395 Just shut your fucking mouth, man. 111 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,734 You're not gonna do anything about it. 112 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:17,244 Jesus. 113 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,444 Hey. 114 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,546 You two go upstairs, and we're gonna look around down here. 115 00:07:28,547 --> 00:07:30,239 Fuckin' go up there. 116 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,710 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct whispers ) 117 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,711 CAMERAMAN: Shhh! 118 00:07:58,712 --> 00:07:59,820 Shut the fuck up, dude. 119 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,391 Where the fuck is this tape? 120 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,941 Everything's pretty much empty in here. 121 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,642 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( loud clatter ) 122 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,411 CAMERAMAN: Fuck, what?! 123 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,847 What the fuck...? 124 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,849 CAMERAMAN: What the fuck, dude? 125 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:38,850 Oh, shit! 126 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,862 - Fuck. - He's dead, man. 127 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,829 - What? - I figure he's dead. 128 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,666 No fuckin' way. 129 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,340 Oh, man, he smells. 130 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,507 MAN: Gary! 131 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:05,415 What the fuck? Why are they yelling? 132 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,319 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct vulgar remarks ) 133 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,886 Shut the fuck up. 134 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,954 You keep telling me to shut the fuck up, dude. 135 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,791 Look at all this. Look at all this. 136 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,993 CAMERAMAN: He's dead. 137 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,360 Don't touch the dude. 138 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,601 What did you fuckin' do to him? 139 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:25,465 Hey, Gary, Gary. They took care of it. 140 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:27,932 Who took care? Fuck you! Who took care of him? 141 00:09:27,933 --> 00:09:30,002 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping agitated whispers ) 142 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:33,003 - Shut the fuck up! - There ain't no tape. 143 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:36,344 Gary, there ain't no tape. Just take this. 144 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,777 Let's check all these. 145 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,813 I told them to keep looking. 146 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,581 Did you look in the fucking machines? 147 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,516 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 148 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,651 Hey, let's go... Hey, Gary. 149 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:49,456 Yeah? Let's check out the basement. 150 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,960 Tryin' to find the fuckin' tape, dude. 151 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,028 Brad, Brad, Brad. 152 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:58,763 - What? - Stay with me, man. 153 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,299 Fuck, no. You stay in here. 154 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,935 Those tapes haven't been checked, dude. 155 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:03,935 Hey, fuck you, man! 156 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:07,672 I'm not fuckin'... Whoa, shit. 157 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,376 Aw, fuck! Stay in here and check out those tapes, man! 158 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,645 Fine! Jesus! Fuck! 159 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:13,947 Jesus. 160 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:15,947 Oh, fuck. 161 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:21,003 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( sighs heavily ) 162 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,072 Hello? 163 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,533 Is there something...? 164 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,069 PATRICK: Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on. 165 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:11,103 SHANE: Come on. - Okay, yeah. 166 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,104 Oh, perfect fit! 167 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,973 Gimme! Gimme one of these! 168 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,874 It's perfect! In-I-I-ice! 169 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,378 CLINT: What? - That shit is so quad. 170 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,445 You can't even fuckin' tell! 171 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,546 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 172 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,681 Oh, my God! Look at him, huh? 173 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,783 Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. 174 00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:27,920 - You like these glasses, right? - Yeah. 175 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,753 These are not just any glasses, my friend. 176 00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,923 They're dork glasses. 177 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,991 These are video glasses, bitch! 178 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,127 There's a camera in that shit, 179 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,730 there's a fuckin' Mike in that shit. 180 00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:39,732 Dude, look at 'em! You can't see 'it! 181 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,467 It's awesome! 182 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,701 - Where can you get 'em? - Internet, like... 183 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:47,138 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping chatter and laughter ) 184 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,507 Am I just, like, a spy now? 185 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:53,045 Yeah, superspy, man... Super ass- and-titty spy. 186 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,046 Yeah, tonight, I'm tellin' you. 187 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,882 I get it. 188 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,751 I know what you want to do. 189 00:11:58,776 --> 00:11:59,756 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 190 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:00,485 Yeah, you do! 191 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,154 Oh, come on, turn your fucking dick on. 192 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,955 Turn it on, man! Let's do this! 193 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,491 Come on! 194 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,792 - You're damn right! - I'm not filming a porno. 195 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,762 Let's do this! Shut up! We're doing this! 196 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:11,897 Come on, man! 197 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,699 How do I turn these off? 198 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,801 Controls are on the top. 199 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,535 PATRICK: Now, this is for fuckin' Clint, 200 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,004 for fuckin' bein' the fuckin' man tonight. 201 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,080 Come on, let's do this! Let's go, let's go! 202 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,982 SHANE: Ohh, so wholesome! 203 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,084 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( belching and groaning ) 204 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,753 Power up! 205 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,522 Check it out. Turn your brights on, yo. 206 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,923 That's what we're doin' to this girl, right there. 207 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,190 That girl that you see right there, 208 00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:41,604 we're gonna fuckin' talk to her tonight, 209 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,528 we're fuckin' doin' this shit. 210 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,830 Ohh! Fuckin' thigh-high! 211 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,665 ...no! If you're filming right now, make sure... 212 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,201 CLINT: I don't want to run out the battery. 213 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,938 Roll on that ass. Roll on that fuckin' ass. 214 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,140 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping chatter ) 215 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,467 Like a cross between... 216 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,546 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( dance music playing ) 217 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,650 What? Speak up! I can't...! 218 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,117 We gotta fuckin' get out of there. 219 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,686 Okay, okay. Where we gonna go now? 220 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,688 Get your game face on. You got it! 221 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,655 I'm on! I'm on. It's on right now. 222 00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:12,958 You're my boy. You got it. Let's do this. 223 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,100 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( music playing ) 224 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,734 So, you're... when you're having your country breakfast, 225 00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:26,036 how many fuckin' flapjacks are you gonna put down? 226 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:27,206 I can do, like, five. 227 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,206 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 228 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,910 - That's a good one! - At the same time. 229 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,545 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct chatter ) 230 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,580 PATRICK: Talking about flapjacks with a girl. 231 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,749 I could never do that. 232 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,917 How could you even film that? 233 00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,487 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 234 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,589 You ready to shoot Irish shit? What? 235 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,190 Yeah, sure! Yeah! All the time. 236 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,559 Hey. Two. 237 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,661 Two of your finest Irish shit. 238 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,864 Hey, there's two more. 239 00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,864 - How 'bout...? - Top-shelf Irish shit? 240 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:53,832 Four Irish shit. 241 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,934 Four of their finest Irish... 242 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,270 This isn't enough. What about your friends? 243 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,137 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 244 00:14:00,138 --> 00:14:02,273 Yeah? Yeah! Bring 'em over! 245 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:04,877 Go introduce me. 246 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,011 Okay. 247 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,845 Stay! Okay. 248 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,181 Alex, do what she says, man. 249 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,883 Get your bread! 250 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,185 Get on it. 251 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,893 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping chatter ) 252 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,893 - What, man? - Dude. 253 00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:23,795 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( inaudible remark ) 254 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,297 CLINT: What?! 255 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,834 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( inaudible remark ) 256 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:32,637 CLINT: I.. I have no idea what you're saying. 257 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,206 Why are you all alone? 258 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,947 Thanks, man. 259 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,921 Hey, you want to go meet some people over there? 260 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,054 I like you. 261 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,055 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( unrelated laughter ) 262 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,691 Well, I like you too. 263 00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:58,796 So, do you ever come here... Before? 264 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,932 I like you. 265 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,340 Oh, okay. 266 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,879 Jesus. Fuck. 267 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,584 What the fuck are you doing? 268 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,793 What's up, guys? 269 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,963 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( happy screams and chatter ) 270 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,373 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 271 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,282 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct chatter and laughter ) 272 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,816 I'm leaving. 273 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:52,984 Sir...! 274 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,118 It's over. 275 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,988 I need you to leave, sir. 276 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,155 Whatever. Get going. 277 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,358 Okay, I'm going, I'm going. 278 00:15:58,359 --> 00:16:00,057 I'm fuckin' going. 279 00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:02,828 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( happy chatter ) 280 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,263 Tube tops are fuckin' stupid. 281 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,998 Aw, you bein' a bitch! 282 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,999 Aw, shit, all right, be cool, be cool. 283 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,368 Hey, lady, how you doin'? You all right? 284 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,935 So, you found a buddy? You comin' back with us? 285 00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,739 What are you doing sitting on the fucking ground? 286 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,107 You look fuckin' stupid. 287 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,876 Dude! Cleared out quick! 288 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,147 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 289 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,949 All right, so you guys are good to go. 290 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,283 She's a fuckin' trip, huh? 291 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,253 Which one of you chuckleheads is driving? 292 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,421 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( imitating barking dog ) 293 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,791 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct chatter and laughter ) 294 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,759 Holy shit! 295 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,359 I'm coming down a little bit! 296 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,996 I need to take it up a fuckin' notch! 297 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,432 ♪ Takin' it up a notch ♪ ♪ Takin' it up a notch ♪ 298 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:45,070 She is on some fuckin' drugs, dude! 299 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,239 Look at her eyes. 300 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,973 You can't even look at her. 301 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,341 She's gon' suck yo' dick off! 302 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,943 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 303 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,277 No, what's that? 304 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,780 This is the notch, my dear. 305 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:55,642 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 306 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,815 The notch. 307 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,983 Oh, no! 308 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,951 - Take it up your snosh! - Oh, no, this...! 309 00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:02,087 Don't do it! 310 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,788 Dude, she doesn't want to, all right? 311 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,257 Fine! She's a grown-ass fuckin' woman! 312 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,259 I don't think she ought to do it. 313 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,794 Grown-ass woman. 314 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,097 All you've got to do is cover up 315 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,365 this little guy here and take a sniff. 316 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,367 Ay-yi-ya-ya! 317 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,302 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( sniffs ) 318 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,002 Ooh! 319 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,404 CLINT: You don't gotta trick her, man! 320 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,906 What do you mean? I'm not... 321 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,907 I'm not tricking anyone, dude! 322 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,811 Yeah! You're not fuckin' trickin' anybody! 323 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:27,378 There's a bunch of grown-ass adults in here! 324 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,915 You know what? We are grown-ups. 325 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,283 We're two fucking grown-ass women, 326 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:36,021 adults who crawled out of a bar and got into your car. 327 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,389 Stop it. All right, all right. 328 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,057 We did it 'cause we fuckin' wanted to. 329 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,494 You're not in charge, you dick. 330 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,496 Hey! Watch with the... The heavy-handedness! 331 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,835 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 332 00:17:47,148 --> 00:17:48,099 SHANE: Sassy! 333 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,301 I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies. 334 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,204 Come on, y'all, let's go. 335 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,839 What the fuck? 336 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,041 CLINT: I got the key. I got the key. 337 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,143 Jesus Christ. You're doing it wrong, man. 338 00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,945 Just go. Come on, come on, come on. 339 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:04,280 CLINT: It's blinkin'. Do it. - Go in. 340 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,814 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( music playing on stereo ) 341 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,148 Oh, what is that? 342 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,885 LISA: It's... Like you're on fire! 343 00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:40,101 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 344 00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:41,482 SHANE: Whatever! 345 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,561 What's up, my negro? 346 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,262 CLINT: Hey. 347 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:52,429 After you. 348 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,301 You've reached the... the freshness threshold. 349 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,068 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lisa laughs ) 350 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,904 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( shane chuckles ) 351 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:04,208 SHANE: Get beyond that... GIRL: You are such a dork! 352 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,044 I need... I need to take a shower, dude. 353 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,179 CLINT: What? 354 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:11,052 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping chatter ) 355 00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:18,589 CLINT: Hey... Are you okay? 356 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,826 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( inhales sharply twice ) 357 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,327 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint chuckles ) 358 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,328 Okay. 359 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,300 Ohh! Yeah, dude! 360 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,403 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 361 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,071 CLINT: I guess they like each other. 362 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,240 I like you. 363 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,076 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 364 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,412 CLINT: Dude, what's up, man? 365 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:44,316 I'm just fuckin' sittin' on the couch, dude! 366 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,084 Jesus! 367 00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,576 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 368 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,422 I mean... Oh, my God. 369 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,156 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( hisses ) 370 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,358 What are you, like a fuckin' cat or something? 371 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,961 Oh, Christ. 372 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,330 Okay. We're cool, we're cool, we're cool. 373 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,497 This is cool. 374 00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:04,402 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 375 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,104 This is weird. 376 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,828 Do you want to go? 377 00:20:07,853 --> 00:20:09,073 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( inaudible ) 378 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,243 Do you want to go? Do you understand? 379 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,543 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 380 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,081 Yeah, let's go. 381 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,215 Fuckin' garter belt's gonna be tough. 382 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,485 They're even tougher when the girl's passed out, man. 383 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,320 You shouldn't... What? 384 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,121 She's done, dude, she's done. 385 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,050 Don't do it. Stop now. 386 00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:26,657 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 387 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,560 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 388 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,262 Yeah, totally out, man. 389 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,298 Yeah. Unresponsive right there. 390 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,666 - Leave it alone. - Wake up. Come on. 391 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,667 CLINT: Dude, she's passed out. 392 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:37,381 Statutory, dude. 393 00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:38,503 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( snaps fingers ) 394 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,473 Whatever! Don't snap at me, asshole! 395 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,940 Hey, come on. Come on, wake up. 396 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:44,107 CLINT: It's cool. 397 00:20:44,108 --> 00:20:45,578 She's had a lot to drink. 398 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:50,014 ♪ But now she's asleep ♪ 399 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,167 FRUSTRATED: Come on! 400 00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:51,916 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 401 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,019 CLINT: Dude, chill out. 402 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,233 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 403 00:20:55,258 --> 00:20:56,161 Shut the fuck up! 404 00:20:56,186 --> 00:20:57,222 CLINT: Hey, whoa. 405 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,463 Whoa, hey, man, it's cool, man. 406 00:20:58,623 --> 00:20:59,692 Hey, it's cool, man. 407 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,091 Fucking wack! 408 00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:03,360 CLINT: Hey, chill dude, it's cool! 409 00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:03,962 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughing ) 410 00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:04,562 Whatever. 411 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,563 CLINT: Hey, is everything cool? 412 00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:09,701 Yeah, everything's cool. Everything's fucking cool. Yeah, whatever. 413 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,070 - We're cool. - Jesus Christ. 414 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:16,340 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 415 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,542 Hey, we doin' this or what, huh? 416 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:22,581 CLINT: Doing what? I don't... - Hey, are you okay? 417 00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:25,522 You okay? You doin' all right? 418 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:30,937 Fuck, man! 419 00:21:30,962 --> 00:21:32,057 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 420 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,196 You're beautiful. I like your face. 421 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:39,731 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 422 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,166 CLINT: Shit, man, shut the fuck up. 423 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,168 SHANE: Clint, what are you doing? 424 00:21:44,145 --> 00:21:47,148 Get over here. Get this shit. 425 00:21:48,036 --> 00:21:49,781 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 426 00:21:49,806 --> 00:21:51,710 Ohh! Oh, shit! 427 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,355 This is crazy! 428 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,656 Hey. Hey, come here. 429 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,400 Get this shit, dude. 430 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,669 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( music on stereo continuing ) 431 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,205 CLINT: Wait, hold on, Shane. 432 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,474 Hey, hold on, look at this. 433 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:24,642 Shane, come on, man. 434 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,783 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( patrick laughing ) 435 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:34,497 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lily groans ) 436 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:49,240 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( slurping sounds ) 437 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,811 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( music on stereo continuing ) 438 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,413 SHANE: (GASPING) Fuck! Dude! 439 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:04,281 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lily inhales ) 440 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:05,282 No! 441 00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:11,188 CLINT: Hold on, guys. 442 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,523 Hold on. 443 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,533 Hold on, I-I've got to get outta here. 444 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,778 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( muffled voice outside ) 445 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:37,214 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint chuckling softly ) 446 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:38,286 Wow. 447 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,125 You could have got her, man. 448 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,658 What? Shit! Sorry, Clint! 449 00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:50,395 - That girl just fuckin' bit me. CLINT: Dude, what? 450 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,797 Oh, fuck! She really just fuckin' bit me! 451 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,568 - Jesus Christ! - Shane, she fuckin' bit him, man! 452 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,302 No means no, asshole! 453 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,170 - No, no, just stop. - She's not into him. 454 00:24:00,171 --> 00:24:02,339 No, just stop, dude. Just stop, man. 455 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,406 Don't touch her. 456 00:24:03,407 --> 00:24:04,877 What's your fuckin' problem? 457 00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,857 I wasn't gonna... rrraaaaahhhhh! 458 00:24:06,882 --> 00:24:08,279 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping shouts ) 459 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,682 SHANE: Get the fuck off of me! Shit! 460 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,516 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( ghastly shrieks ) 461 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,453 PATRICK: What the fuck? What the fuck? 462 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,821 What the fuck? What the fuck? 463 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,490 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( shane screaming ) 464 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:21,326 What the fuck? What the fuck is that? 465 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,212 What the fuck is that...? 466 00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:24,795 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( hysterical cries ) 467 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,897 Patrick, shut up! 468 00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:28,601 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( cries subside ) 469 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:33,340 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( shane screaming ) 470 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:36,640 CLINT: Open the door! 471 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:39,247 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( shane screaming ) 472 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,314 What the fuck is going on? 473 00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:46,183 What the fuck is that? What is going on? 474 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,352 What did you see out there? 475 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:49,220 Shane is dead! I don't know! 476 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:51,523 Shane's dead? Shane's dead? Shane's fucking dead? 477 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:55,628 I don't know! I don't know! 478 00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:58,829 Fuck! Shit! 479 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,198 What the fuck? God damn it! 480 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:02,879 What did you see? What did you fuckin' see? 481 00:25:03,601 --> 00:25:04,770 What did you fucking see? 482 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:05,936 - He's dead. - He's dead? 483 00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:07,405 He's dead. He's dead. 484 00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:10,942 He's... what do we do? 485 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,511 Patrick, what do we do? 486 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,346 Patrick! 487 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,857 What do we do, man? What do we do? 488 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:25,859 Come on. 489 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,294 Patrick. Patrick. 490 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:33,298 Where are you going? 491 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:34,699 Patrick, what are you doing? 492 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,868 Oh, shit! What is it? 493 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,972 What is it? Patrick! 494 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,839 What do we do, man? 495 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,210 Hey, where you going? 496 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,878 Lisa! Lisa, wake up! 497 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,313 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( drunken moan ) 498 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,314 - Hey. - Oh, shit. 499 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:55,686 Patrick, wait! Wake up! Wake up! 500 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:59,323 Lisa, wake the fuck up! Come on! 501 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,485 Patrick, what are you doing? 502 00:26:00,510 --> 00:26:01,059 Wake up! 503 00:26:01,084 --> 00:26:03,595 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( screaming ) 504 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,696 Oh, shit! 505 00:26:05,697 --> 00:26:08,005 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( patrick screaming ) 506 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:15,372 PATRICK: Get off me! 507 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:18,643 Get off of me! Get off of me! 508 00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,811 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( patrick screams ) 509 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:22,733 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint panting ) 510 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,850 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gurgling sounds ) 511 00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,859 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint whimpers ) 512 00:27:06,859 --> 00:27:09,060 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint panting ) 513 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,414 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lily coughing ) 514 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:31,090 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint panting ) 515 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:40,733 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint cries out ) 516 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:50,109 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint cries out ) 517 00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:58,850 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( cries out ) 518 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,461 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( cries out ) 519 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:18,599 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clanging sound ) 520 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:23,044 Ohh! Oh, God! 521 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:35,053 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint panting ) 522 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,491 I like you. 523 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:48,173 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint weeping softly ) 524 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:04,092 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint weeping softly ) 525 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:22,926 No like? 526 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,829 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( weeping softly ) 527 00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,082 CLINT: I'm sorry. 528 00:29:45,082 --> 00:29:47,561 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lily weeping ) 529 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:58,029 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lily shrieking ) 530 00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:01,138 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint screaming and grunting ) 531 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,138 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lily shrieks in distance ) 532 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,041 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint screaming and crying ) 533 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,943 Please! Please! 534 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,878 Help! Help! Help! 535 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:16,112 Please let me in! 536 00:30:16,113 --> 00:30:19,684 Please! Please let me in! 537 00:30:19,806 --> 00:30:20,586 Please! 538 00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:21,533 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks ) 539 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:22,787 Let me in! 540 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:24,989 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint panting ) 541 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:28,960 Oh, God! Help me, please! Get me out of here! Please! 542 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:29,967 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( fearsome roar ) 543 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:38,135 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint screaming ) 544 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:39,975 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( wings beating ) 545 00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:45,725 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clint screaming ) 546 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:03,727 Dude... Couldn't find it. 547 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:04,764 Brad. 548 00:31:06,764 --> 00:31:07,932 Brad. 549 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:10,301 The fuck...? 550 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,205 What the fuck? 551 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,946 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct sounds ) 552 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,712 It's not filming. I mean... yeah... 553 00:31:22,713 --> 00:31:24,248 Then what's this fucking red light? 554 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:26,199 I mean, it's a camera, but... 555 00:31:42,199 --> 00:31:45,336 GARY: Well, looks like we've found all this guy's shit. 556 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,105 Yeah, there's a ton of shit in here. 557 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,308 All right, you go that way. 558 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:51,958 - I'm gonna go over here. - All right. 559 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,159 GARY: Found it! 560 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,327 You got it? 561 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,329 Yeah, yeah. 562 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,838 All right, let me get over there. 563 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:22,372 Which one is it? 564 00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:24,375 I don't know, man. 565 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,977 He said we'd fucking know, but I don't, 566 00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:31,247 so... uh... Get a bag, and let's just take 567 00:32:31,248 --> 00:32:33,818 all this shit up to the car. 568 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,284 All right, let me... Let me find something. 569 00:32:35,285 --> 00:32:36,754 We're just gon' take all of it? 570 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:38,822 Yeah, take all of it. 571 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:40,100 Fuck. 572 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:50,301 Okay, this crate. 573 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,869 This crate right here. 574 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:55,406 Oh, shit. Okay. 575 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:58,321 This bag is better. 576 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,424 Okay. 577 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,224 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( metal object clatters ) 578 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,359 Shit! 579 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,895 Ah, shit! Gary! 580 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:19,996 HOARSE WHISPER: Gary! Gary! - What? 581 00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:21,965 There's a fuckin' man down here! 582 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:24,702 Shut the... dude, I'm fuckin' dead serious. 583 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,170 Do you want me to replay this? 584 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:28,772 No. Here. Take this fuckin' backpack. 585 00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:30,273 Here's a fuckin' crate. 586 00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:31,908 Let's just fuckin' go. 587 00:33:31,909 --> 00:33:33,278 There's not a man down here. 588 00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:35,212 Man... Mmmm... I just saw... look. 589 00:33:35,213 --> 00:33:38,281 Right. I'm telling you, he just crawled back there. 590 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:39,884 Hey, dude, there's nothing there. 591 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:41,886 You're tripping. That's what trippers do. 592 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,088 I don't blame you. But, like... 593 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,954 I mean, it's a good job at that, 594 00:33:44,955 --> 00:33:47,891 but you didn't see an old fucker or whatever. 595 00:33:47,892 --> 00:33:50,461 Let's just hurry up and get this shit and go. 596 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:53,290 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( television static ) 597 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:22,500 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( television droning ) 598 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,102 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( music playing on radio ) 599 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:34,405 Oh. Um... okay. 600 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,039 Hi. 601 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,009 This is... uh... We're going on a road trip. 602 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,176 Sam and I are going on a road trip, 603 00:34:40,177 --> 00:34:46,050 and I'm gonna be recording our mementos, our memories. 604 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:49,120 Um... first memory is Sam already pulling over 605 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,955 to go to the bathroom. 606 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:53,124 But this is what we're going to be looking at 607 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,426 for a long time. 608 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,428 Nothingness. 609 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,402 Cars. 610 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,473 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distant horn honking ) 611 00:35:09,473 --> 00:35:11,374 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( music playing on radio ) 612 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,350 SAM: What we got there? 613 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:20,450 STEPHANIE: I don't see it. 614 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:23,553 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 615 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:27,091 Looks like there's bullet holes in the side. 616 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,993 Wonder if people go out there and shoot their guns at it. 617 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:33,366 It's just, like, a fff... Really messed-up car. 618 00:35:35,366 --> 00:35:37,272 That's crazy. 619 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:44,475 Uh... Don't forget to drive really slow on curves. 620 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,010 Okay. 621 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:50,481 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( all chiming ) 622 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:53,584 What are you doing? You don't want to get a sunburn? 623 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:56,287 No, I don't want to get a sunburn, 624 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:58,289 and I forgot to buy sunscreen. 625 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,191 Oh. 626 00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:03,026 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distant motorcycle engine roars ) 627 00:36:03,027 --> 00:36:05,600 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct nearby conversations ) 628 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,141 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( inaudible remarks ) 629 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:18,242 It must suck to be woken up all the time. 630 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:22,079 SAM: Babe, are you gonna wash your hands? 631 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,948 Ugh! 632 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,884 Promise me before we eat you're gonna wash your hands. 633 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:28,465 I'll wash my hands after I eat with my hands. 634 00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:44,170 SAM: So this must be the main drag. 635 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,171 I can't imagine there being much... 636 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:51,313 Singing barbecue. Singing pig. 637 00:36:55,832 --> 00:36:57,687 So, Sam got this room. 638 00:36:57,712 --> 00:36:58,291 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( shower running ) 639 00:36:58,316 --> 00:37:01,986 It's kind of dirty, and there only two beds. 640 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:04,555 I guess he didn't reserve 641 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,190 with enough time so that we could get 642 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:09,325 a room with one bed, which is annoying. 643 00:37:09,326 --> 00:37:11,028 But I guess it's okay, 644 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:13,263 'cause then at least he won't steal the sheets. 645 00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:14,332 Um... 646 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:18,035 But I'm gonna investigate to see how dirty it is. 647 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,578 Uh... 648 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,116 Okay. 649 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:34,589 This is the germiest part. 650 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:41,393 Aah. Ew. 651 00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:45,699 There's, like, stains all around. 652 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:51,167 You think I could pull off cowboy boots? 653 00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:52,168 - Mnh-mnh. - No? 654 00:37:52,171 --> 00:37:53,605 - No. - I don't think so either. 655 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,240 I wish I could. 656 00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:59,714 It's sort of appealing to me, but... 657 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:05,149 How 'bout a big ol' wallet like that? 658 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,583 I like that. I would want that. 659 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:07,718 Big billfold. 660 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,253 Yeah, I think that'd be cool. 661 00:38:09,254 --> 00:38:10,734 Cowboy hat? Could I wear a cowboy hat? 662 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,059 - Yeah. - Yeah? 663 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,260 - Definitely. - Think so? 664 00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:18,195 - Yeah. - Should I go in and try one on? 665 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,534 Yeah. 666 00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:25,336 SAM: Where are we? 667 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:28,539 We're in wild west town. Old town, wild west. 668 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,173 We're at the wild west junction. 669 00:38:30,174 --> 00:38:32,343 SAM: (CHUCKLES) All right? 670 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,378 Come on in. 671 00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:35,714 Believe it or not, 672 00:38:35,715 --> 00:38:38,281 this old miner here can see your future. 673 00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:40,654 Got some money? I'll tell you all about it! 674 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,756 - You got some money? - I don't. 675 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,724 How much does it cost to tell your future? 676 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:49,094 I think it costs a dollar. 677 00:38:49,095 --> 00:38:51,095 But remember the movie big? 678 00:38:51,096 --> 00:38:52,429 Are you afraid of your future? 679 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,770 Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar. 680 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,104 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( bluegrass tune plays ) 681 00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:03,640 Hey there, feller. This here's pappy, 682 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:05,576 and it must be your lucky day 683 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:09,113 'cause I have some words of wisdom just for you. 684 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,581 Listen up, now, you hear? 685 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:13,117 A closed mouth gathers no foot! 686 00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:14,651 Yep, yep. That's right. 687 00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:17,421 It's a whole lot better to say just a little bit 688 00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:20,224 than to say too much and wish you hadn't. 689 00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:21,690 You know what I'm sayin'? 690 00:39:21,691 --> 00:39:23,228 Now, don't you be a stranger. 691 00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:25,229 I've got lots more to say to you. 692 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,209 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( mechanism whirrs ) 693 00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:27,158 Oh, here we go. 694 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,801 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 695 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:34,138 "A new turn of events will soon come about." 696 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:36,173 - "A happy reunion with..." - Hey, there, pardner! 697 00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,508 - Yep, I'm talkin' to you! - "A happy reunion..." 698 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,776 Pappy here's got some wisdom for you! 699 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:41,412 "A happy reunion with a loved one" 700 00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:43,513 "will make life all that you ever wanted it" 701 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:44,814 "or dreamed it to be." 702 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:46,350 "You have a very trusting nature" 703 00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:48,419 "and are easily taken in by so-called friends." 704 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:51,388 "Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others," 705 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,824 "as there is one who is just waiting" 706 00:39:52,825 --> 00:39:55,825 "to take advantage of your good nature." 707 00:39:55,826 --> 00:39:57,827 A new turn of events will soon come about. 708 00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:59,796 Happy reunion with a loved one. 709 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:02,654 That's great. I'm gonna keep that forever. 710 00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:24,654 SAM: Stephanie? - Mm-hmm? 711 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:26,289 Don't put that on. 712 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:28,425 - Why not? - 'Cause I don't want you to. 713 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,726 I'm about to go to sleep. 714 00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:30,305 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gasps ) 715 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:32,361 Oh, Jesus! Oh, sorry. 716 00:40:32,362 --> 00:40:33,464 That scared me. 717 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:35,226 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 718 00:40:35,251 --> 00:40:36,700 Hold on, take your sweatshirt off. 719 00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:38,135 Are you recording this? 720 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:40,671 - Yes. - I really don't want to. 721 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,872 Don't want to what? 722 00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:44,508 Come on, just take... Hold on. 723 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:48,211 Take your sweatshirt off. I have a really good idea. 724 00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:50,780 Just for one second, I promise. 725 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:51,784 It's a super good idea. 726 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,586 Okay. 727 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:56,887 Ohh...! 728 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,421 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( sam laughing softly ) 729 00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:00,323 - Please don't do this. - What? 730 00:41:00,324 --> 00:41:02,594 I just said I didn't want you to record something like this. 731 00:41:02,571 --> 00:41:04,471 What are you asking about? 732 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:07,458 I'm saying that... Stop! 733 00:41:07,483 --> 00:41:09,432 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( sam laughing ) 734 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:11,635 - Come on. - I don't want to film this. 735 00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:14,403 Come on. Come on, make out with me for a second. 736 00:41:14,404 --> 00:41:16,771 I will make out with you if you put the camera away. 737 00:41:16,772 --> 00:41:18,408 - But I don't want to. - Why? 738 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,815 'Cause it's so good. You look so hot, babe. 739 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,816 Come on. Why are you turning away? 740 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,843 - 'Cause I don't... - No! Ugh. 741 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:30,726 Don't put that back on. 742 00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:36,559 Seriously? 743 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,880 I said I would do it if you would just turn the camera off. 744 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:44,540 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( heavy sigh ) 745 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:53,947 Well... That's boring, with your sweatshirt on. 746 00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:58,649 Will you take your pants off? 747 00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,570 LAUGHINGLY: No. 748 00:41:59,595 --> 00:42:03,553 Come on! Gimme... Gimme something. 749 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:04,962 Give me one victory. 750 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:14,298 Ohh, you're so... oh, God, you're so sexy! 751 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,698 LAUGHINGLY: Stop! 752 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,962 What are you doing? You can't even enjoy this! 753 00:42:17,987 --> 00:42:19,163 You're holding a camera! 754 00:42:19,188 --> 00:42:20,504 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( pounding on door ) 755 00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:24,841 Shhh...! 756 00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:27,343 - You're being too loud! - I'm not being too loud. 757 00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:29,845 Yes, you are! You disturbed the neighbors! 758 00:42:29,846 --> 00:42:31,981 No, you disturbed the neighbors. 759 00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:33,575 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( pounding on door ) 760 00:42:33,982 --> 00:42:35,217 Come on, go answer it. 761 00:42:35,242 --> 00:42:36,586 Well, I'm not going to answer it. 762 00:42:36,587 --> 00:42:39,017 - You go answer it. - I don't want to. I'm scared! 763 00:42:39,042 --> 00:42:40,708 Are you...? Go answer it! 764 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:57,810 It's a girl. 765 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:00,810 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( crickets chirping ) 766 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,402 STEPHANIE: Sam? 767 00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:25,368 Sam? 768 00:43:25,369 --> 00:43:26,769 CLEARS THROAT: What? 769 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,775 Will you come out here and tell me what happened? 770 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,376 Huh? 771 00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:34,750 Will you come out here and tell me what happened? 772 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:39,855 What happened just now? 773 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:50,861 Um... Well, somebody knocked on our door 774 00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:56,667 and I answered it, and it was a girl... 775 00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:57,668 Well, I don't know. 776 00:43:58,603 --> 00:44:01,972 She was like, young, but not... Not, like, a girl girl, 777 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:04,411 like, a college-age girl. 778 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:07,411 And... 779 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:12,082 She asked if we could give her a ride... 780 00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:14,718 - Tomorrow. - Where? 781 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:18,088 I don't know. It didn't get that far. 782 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,356 It was, like, really creepy. 783 00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:21,558 That's so weird. 784 00:44:21,559 --> 00:44:23,959 I know. It is really weird. 785 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,632 My only guess is that she must be just going door to door 786 00:44:27,632 --> 00:44:29,733 and asking everybody, but why wouldn't you, 787 00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:32,903 like, wait for people to be getting into their cars tomorrow 788 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,970 to ask for a ride? 789 00:44:34,971 --> 00:44:36,839 It's, like, really... 790 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,010 - Maybe it's an emergency. - It didn't seem like an emergency. 791 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,644 And also, she's, like, not... 792 00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:43,114 She wasn't physically intimidating, 793 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:46,015 but I got instantly... Nervous. 794 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:50,019 There's something really scary about her, 795 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,456 even though I wasn't, like, 796 00:44:51,457 --> 00:44:53,557 afraid she was gonna hurt me, 797 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:56,364 but she was just, like, weird. 798 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,038 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( crickets chirping ) 799 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,840 STEPHANIE: She's gone. 800 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,006 SAM: What? 801 00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:12,843 She's gone. 802 00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:14,147 She's not there anymore. 803 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,582 That's good, right? 804 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:21,859 Yeah. Do you think we should still call the police, though? 805 00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:28,962 ...no. 806 00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:33,662 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clears throat ) 807 00:45:33,663 --> 00:45:35,402 Why not? 808 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,104 I don't know. 809 00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:44,673 I wouldn't really know what to say... 810 00:45:44,674 --> 00:45:46,109 - About it. - Oh. 811 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:49,514 And also, I just don't feel like it. 812 00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:51,915 Haven't you noticed there's, like, 813 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,017 way more hitchhikers here than you've ever seen? 814 00:45:55,018 --> 00:45:56,185 Yeah. 815 00:45:56,186 --> 00:45:58,687 And also I think this is, like, 816 00:45:58,688 --> 00:46:02,526 a part of the country that has drug problems... 817 00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:04,527 - Like, meth problems. - Mm-hmm. 818 00:46:04,530 --> 00:46:08,030 So I feel like I would rather just let it... 819 00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,533 - Go. - Okay. 820 00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:11,201 And if she's still there in the morning, 821 00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:13,537 then maybe we can think about... 822 00:46:13,538 --> 00:46:18,941 Doing something about it, but right now... 823 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,449 I'm happy to let it drop. 824 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,556 That's fine. 825 00:46:32,556 --> 00:46:35,158 Do you want to sleep over here with me? 826 00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:37,961 Um, no. That's okay. I'm fine. 827 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:40,963 All right. 828 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,964 - Good night. - Good night. 829 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:51,083 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( air conditioner hums ) 830 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,083 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( click ) 831 00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:14,839 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( snap ) 832 00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:45,417 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distant thunder rumbles ) 833 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:56,051 STEPHANIE: I hope it doesn't rain. 834 00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:58,053 Does it look like it's gonna rain? 835 00:50:58,054 --> 00:51:01,356 Yeah, it looks like it's really gonna rain. 836 00:51:01,357 --> 00:51:03,226 RADIO ANNOUNCER: As far as you can see, we've covered... 837 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,095 Tents, trucks, trailers, whatever you can think of, 838 00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:08,063 for our fifth annual rain dance festival. 839 00:51:08,064 --> 00:51:09,967 Mini casinos, fortune tellers, 840 00:51:09,968 --> 00:51:13,336 helicopter rides, games, games...! 841 00:51:13,337 --> 00:51:16,106 Did you take money out of my wallet? 842 00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:17,442 No. 843 00:51:18,442 --> 00:51:20,075 Yeah, you did. 844 00:51:20,076 --> 00:51:22,845 LAUGHING: No, I didn't. 845 00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:26,850 Well, you must have because I had $100 in here... 846 00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:29,385 - When would I do that? - And now I have zero dollars in here. 847 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:33,356 Well, I didn't, so maybe you didn't actually have that money. 848 00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:34,990 What'd you buy? 849 00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:38,093 I didn't buy anything! 850 00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:41,266 I have my own money. I don't need to take your money. 851 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,304 Are you serious? 852 00:51:48,304 --> 00:51:51,006 - Did you...? LAUGHING: What do you think I did? 853 00:51:51,007 --> 00:51:52,876 Well, I don't know... I've been with you... 854 00:51:52,877 --> 00:51:54,778 - ...because the money's not here! - ...this whole time! 855 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,116 I've been with you this whole time. 856 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:03,385 I have no idea what you could possibly be imagining right now. 857 00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:04,787 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( clears throat ) 858 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,893 Well, it wouldn't be the first time... 859 00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:12,183 You decided to treat yourself. 860 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,565 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( wind howling ) 861 00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:49,198 SAM: How far can you go? 862 00:52:49,199 --> 00:52:51,079 I could probably go farther, but I'm too scared. 863 00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:57,975 Here, I'm gonna go a little further. 864 00:52:57,976 --> 00:52:59,561 Okay. 865 00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:21,375 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( wind buffets camera microphone ) 866 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,879 STEPHANIE: Are you alive? 867 00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,485 Did you fall? 868 00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:44,129 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( far distant voice chattering ) 869 00:53:52,129 --> 00:53:54,229 STEPHANIE: (CHUCKLES) It's just a lady... 870 00:53:54,230 --> 00:53:56,899 Out there having a conversation on a cellphone, 871 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,500 but it's so quiet that I can hear her 872 00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:00,136 even though she's about 50 yards away. 873 00:54:00,137 --> 00:54:02,004 CHUCKLES: Oh, weird! 874 00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,607 I don't think I can get back up. 875 00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:08,144 - Do you need help? - Maybe. 876 00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:09,665 Can't quite find anything to grab on... 877 00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:12,929 AUDIBLY EXERTS: Nice work. 878 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,534 - Thank you. - Thanks. 879 00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:34,637 SAM: All right, so, babe, I'm thinking... 880 00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:38,941 That we could drive home on 40 881 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,176 and spend the night in lake Havasu, 882 00:54:41,177 --> 00:54:45,448 and sort of break the trip up so it's not so brutal... 883 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,950 Or... 884 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:51,187 My new idea is we could go a little bit out of the way 885 00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:53,388 and spend the night in Vegas 886 00:54:53,389 --> 00:54:56,191 and still break the trip up, for the most part, 887 00:54:56,192 --> 00:55:01,201 but also have, like, one more day of... Fun. 888 00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:07,336 I just really badly wanna play craps. 889 00:55:07,337 --> 00:55:08,671 - Yeah? - Yeah. 890 00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:10,673 I had so much fun playing craps last time, 891 00:55:10,674 --> 00:55:13,676 and I haven't done it since. 892 00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:16,081 It's, like, the really fun game. 893 00:55:18,081 --> 00:55:22,484 Real group participation game. 894 00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:24,320 Well, whatever you want to do. 895 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,088 You... you get to pick. 896 00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:29,094 All right. That is definitely what I want to do. 897 00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:32,598 I'm feeling lucky. 898 00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:37,499 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( brochure thuds ) 899 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,167 Can I turn off the light? 900 00:55:39,168 --> 00:55:40,168 Mm-hmm. 901 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:01,545 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( air conditioner hums ) 902 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:24,317 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( snoring softly ) 903 00:56:28,317 --> 00:56:30,318 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( snap ) 904 00:56:30,319 --> 00:56:32,058 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gurgling ) 905 00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:36,596 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gurgling ) 906 00:56:39,596 --> 00:56:41,766 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( panting ) 907 00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:47,096 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gurgling ) 908 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:15,464 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( music playing on radio ) 909 00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:17,203 Did you erase it? 910 00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:22,877 What the fuck was that? 911 00:57:26,877 --> 00:57:30,355 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( videocassettes clattering ) 912 00:57:38,355 --> 00:57:40,455 What's so special about this tape, anyway? 913 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,451 I don't know, maybe it's uh... 914 00:57:41,489 --> 00:57:42,225 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( objects clatter ) 915 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:44,459 Maybe it's a tape of a senator 916 00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:46,495 fucking his daughter or something, 917 00:57:46,496 --> 00:57:48,597 and we're gonna use it for blackmail. 918 00:57:48,598 --> 00:57:50,366 I don't know, as long as they pay us, 919 00:57:50,367 --> 00:57:52,635 but I'll tell you this, we're gonna make tapes... 920 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,143 - Copies of the tapes. - More money. 921 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,144 Can you not put that so close to my face? 922 00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:03,479 It's so annoying. 923 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,714 Wait a minute... You go to this lake every year? 924 00:58:05,715 --> 00:58:07,517 - Yep. - By yourself? 925 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:08,885 WENDY: Um... yeah. 926 00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:11,520 But this year, I have you guys, so it's gonna be fun. 927 00:58:11,521 --> 00:58:13,257 SAMANTHA: What do you do, just, like, 928 00:58:13,258 --> 00:58:15,258 walk around the woods and play with yourself? 929 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:16,792 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping reactions ) 930 00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:19,662 If... if that's what you do, can I play with Samantha? 931 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,795 SAMANTHA: Get it out...! 932 00:58:20,796 --> 00:58:22,366 WENDY: Guys, let's scare this guy. 933 00:58:22,367 --> 00:58:24,533 - Where? - This guy over here. 934 00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:25,867 Are you ready? 935 00:58:25,868 --> 00:58:27,436 Wait, wait, wait, what is he doing? 936 00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,872 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( car accelerates, horn honks ) 937 00:58:29,873 --> 00:58:31,506 Shit! 938 00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:32,642 Oh, shit! 939 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:34,176 Ho ho ho! 940 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:36,516 You almost fuckin' killed that guy! 941 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,317 SAMANTHA: He was kind of cute, though. 942 00:58:41,318 --> 00:58:42,651 - What? - He was. 943 00:58:42,652 --> 00:58:44,687 You are... you seriously want to fuck anything 944 00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:47,289 that has two legs with a third tripod in between. 945 00:58:47,290 --> 00:58:50,426 I would never fuck you and I would never fuck you. 946 00:58:50,427 --> 00:58:53,427 - Oh. - Take it back. Take it back. 947 00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:56,298 - I might fuck you one day. - Yeah, what kind of guys are you into? 948 00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:58,801 I'd fuck me. Would you, Spider? 949 00:58:58,802 --> 00:59:00,468 - Fuck you? - Yeah. 950 00:59:00,469 --> 00:59:02,370 Eh, probably. 951 00:59:02,371 --> 00:59:05,541 SPIDER: I don't understand. You go to this lake every year. 952 00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:08,477 It's just, like a tradition-type thing, or what's the deal? 953 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,979 No, it's just fun, and not many people go up there, 954 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:13,924 so we'll have the place to ourselves. 955 00:59:21,924 --> 00:59:23,825 SPIDER: Wait, I'll get the door. 956 00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:25,259 SAMANTHA: It's good, right? 957 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:26,697 JOEY: I want to see you get it. 958 00:59:26,698 --> 00:59:28,363 WENDY: Can I have a piece? 959 00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:30,567 SPIDER: I just got a piece for you! 960 00:59:31,567 --> 00:59:33,903 Because when you told me about this trip, 961 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,424 you said it was just gonna be us girls, 962 00:59:35,605 --> 00:59:38,640 but now we're... JOEY: Wait a minute. 963 00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:39,975 Wait a minute. 964 00:59:39,976 --> 00:59:42,345 I need to document this, okay? 965 00:59:42,346 --> 00:59:45,948 You told me, Wendy... Wendy, my sweet... 966 00:59:45,949 --> 00:59:49,785 That this was just gonna be you and me, 967 00:59:49,786 --> 00:59:52,754 and now you've told her that it's gonna be 968 00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:54,589 all girls trip. 969 00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:56,425 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 970 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,926 SPIDER: I'm just glad I'm with some people and not alone. 971 00:59:59,630 --> 01:00:01,732 SAMANTHA: I don't want to hear a word about you jerking off. 972 01:00:01,733 --> 01:00:03,999 SPIDER: I don't jerk off that much, but... 973 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,501 - Not that much? - Come on! 974 01:00:05,502 --> 01:00:06,935 SPIDER: Is this it? 975 01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:09,372 JOEY: I don't know. Is this it? 976 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,905 Oh, okay, yeah. This is... 977 01:00:10,906 --> 01:00:14,644 DRAMATICALLY: Ooh, dead end! Let's take the left! 978 01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:15,815 Really, Wendy? 979 01:00:18,815 --> 01:00:20,047 ...to go, so fucking go, man. 980 01:00:20,048 --> 01:00:21,548 I can't catch that thing. 981 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,051 Just get it. 982 01:00:23,052 --> 01:00:24,653 You have your bowie knife, right? 983 01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:26,056 Oh! Get him, get him, get him, get him! 984 01:00:26,057 --> 01:00:27,957 SPIDER: Do you got him? 985 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,660 - What is that? - It's a barracuda. 986 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:31,961 - A what? - A barracuda. 987 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:35,897 - That's a fish, you idiot! - It's a barracuda... Fly. 988 01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:37,300 Oh, seriously? 989 01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,158 I don't know. 990 01:00:38,183 --> 01:00:39,301 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( spider chuckles ) 991 01:00:39,304 --> 01:00:40,803 You wanna see me eat it? 992 01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:41,937 SPIDER: Yeah! 993 01:00:41,938 --> 01:00:44,073 Oh, fuck. 994 01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:47,642 You're not really gonna eat it, are you? 995 01:00:47,643 --> 01:00:49,224 Oh, my God! Oh, my go...! 996 01:00:49,249 --> 01:00:50,046 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughing ) 997 01:00:50,047 --> 01:00:52,948 JOEY: ...I mean, I was here to fuckin' boink her. 998 01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:54,082 Yeah? 999 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,919 What are you...? Wait. I have a question. 1000 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,021 What are you doing here? 1001 01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:00,555 Huh? 1002 01:01:00,556 --> 01:01:02,691 See that, uh, blonde goddess up there? 1003 01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:04,459 - No, where? - That's what I'm here for. 1004 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,696 I don't see much of a blonde goddess anywhere. 1005 01:01:06,697 --> 01:01:10,566 Or, uh... Blonde crack whore, according to you. 1006 01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:12,501 - Hey, give me the camera. - She is a crack whore. 1007 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:13,867 You're not gettin' the camera, bro. 1008 01:01:13,868 --> 01:01:15,571 - Just gimme it for one second. - Why? 1009 01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:17,707 - 'Cause I wanna do something. - No. Go fuck yourself. 1010 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:19,008 JOEY: Wedgie? 1011 01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:23,512 WENDY: Joey... Joey... JOEY: Did she wedgie you? 1012 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:24,879 SPIDER: No. 1013 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,917 That's more like it, dick-wise, right above your head. 1014 01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:29,452 Look. Stop-stop! 1015 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:30,721 It's coming right out of your head. 1016 01:01:30,722 --> 01:01:32,488 It's about the size of your dick, 1017 01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:33,261 and it's moving! 1018 01:01:33,286 --> 01:01:33,888 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughing ) 1019 01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:34,585 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 1020 01:01:34,610 --> 01:01:35,456 ...We're walking around 1021 01:01:35,457 --> 01:01:36,690 the middle of the fucking woods. 1022 01:01:36,691 --> 01:01:38,058 Where the fuck are we going? 1023 01:01:38,059 --> 01:01:39,429 Can you get a shot of this? 1024 01:01:39,430 --> 01:01:42,064 Yeah, sure. Of what? 1025 01:01:42,065 --> 01:01:45,468 What, of the wall? 1026 01:01:45,469 --> 01:01:47,370 Yeah. Just humor me, okay? 1027 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:48,738 It's tripping me out. 1028 01:01:48,739 --> 01:01:51,506 The last time I was here, my friend fell over it. 1029 01:01:51,507 --> 01:01:56,480 JOEY: All right. Well... Hi, wall. "Hi, Joey." 1030 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,715 - Good? - You're so... soon as you get back up. 1031 01:02:00,716 --> 01:02:02,085 SAMANTHA: Why are you carrying around grass? 1032 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:03,753 Okay! God! Jeez...! 1033 01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:04,920 You mother fucker! 1034 01:02:04,921 --> 01:02:06,756 I didn't do it! Wendy did it! 1035 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:09,024 Well, I... You shoulda ninja'd that shit! 1036 01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:10,593 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( blows ) 1037 01:02:10,594 --> 01:02:13,095 - Oh, fuck me! - Did I break it? Is it okay? 1038 01:02:13,096 --> 01:02:15,497 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( blowing ) 1039 01:02:16,622 --> 01:02:18,466 SPIDER: Oh, my God! 1040 01:02:18,491 --> 01:02:19,473 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughing ) 1041 01:02:19,603 --> 01:02:21,970 JOEY: Yo, that is gnarly! - Hey, Samantha! Hey, look! 1042 01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:23,972 Hey, you like this? Ohh, easy! 1043 01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:25,453 SAMANTHA: That reminds me of your mom! 1044 01:02:25,609 --> 01:02:27,074 Oh, that's funny. That's really funny. 1045 01:02:27,075 --> 01:02:28,675 WENDY: You guys are fucking disgusting. 1046 01:02:28,676 --> 01:02:30,781 SAMANTHA: Seriously, that's gross! Stop poking it! 1047 01:02:30,782 --> 01:02:33,048 JOEY: Oh, my God, it's not gonna hurt you. 1048 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:35,417 - Oh, look! - Yo, that's filled with nutrients. 1049 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:37,586 Just suck on it. Bite into it! 1050 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:39,998 What are you doing over there, crazy girl? 1051 01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:49,531 What's with this camera? 1052 01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:51,201 Whoa, whoa, look at that! Look, this! 1053 01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:53,135 - Look at this. - Oh, wow. 1054 01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:56,439 - Isn't that awesome? - Yo, we could trip all day on that. 1055 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,598 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1056 01:02:57,623 --> 01:02:58,335 Yeah. 1057 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,542 SAMANTHA: Oh, yeah. - You like that? Yeah? 1058 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:01,316 Dream on. 1059 01:03:01,341 --> 01:03:04,046 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1060 01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:09,952 Joey... You're all gonna fuckin' die up here. 1061 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,458 What? 1062 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:15,791 - Tell me you got that. - Nice! 1063 01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:17,226 That one skipped, like, 20 feet. 1064 01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:18,861 Nice, dude! 1065 01:03:18,862 --> 01:03:21,030 I'm not getting in that fucking lake. 1066 01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:23,473 - Yo, give me that. - You get this? 1067 01:03:29,473 --> 01:03:31,073 SPIDER: What's up, guys? 1068 01:03:31,074 --> 01:03:33,475 What up? 1069 01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:35,477 SPIDER: What are you guys doin'? 1070 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:38,747 SAMANTHA: Just fuckin' chillin'. 1071 01:03:38,748 --> 01:03:40,182 Here, babe. 1072 01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:41,716 SPIDER: Are you guys doing drugs? 1073 01:03:41,717 --> 01:03:42,717 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( samantha laughs ) 1074 01:03:42,718 --> 01:03:43,586 What? 1075 01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:44,955 He fuckin' calls it drugs! 1076 01:03:44,956 --> 01:03:46,588 Wait, I gotta get this. 1077 01:03:46,589 --> 01:03:48,725 No, oh, my God, Spider, the look on your face right now... 1078 01:03:48,726 --> 01:03:50,926 Are you guys doing drugs right now? Seriously. 1079 01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:53,729 - No, seriously. - Spider, can I tell you something? 1080 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:55,730 - Okay. - You're a fucking dweeb. 1081 01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:57,199 Whatever. I don't... I don't do drugs. 1082 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,934 How 'bout that? How's that sound? 1083 01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:01,136 SAMANTHA: Spider, what's wrong? Why do you look so scared? 1084 01:04:01,137 --> 01:04:03,138 I'm... scared of getting the fear. 1085 01:04:03,139 --> 01:04:05,106 JOEY: What? SAMANTHA: What? 1086 01:04:05,107 --> 01:04:06,877 The fear. You never heard of that? 1087 01:04:06,878 --> 01:04:08,776 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( joey and samantha chortling ) 1088 01:04:08,777 --> 01:04:11,680 Don't laugh, don't laugh! I'm serious. The fear. 1089 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,081 You know, when you do too many drugs 1090 01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:15,252 and then you get, like, all freaked out and crazy? 1091 01:04:15,253 --> 01:04:18,053 Spider, there's no fucking such thing as the fear. 1092 01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:19,655 JOEY: Just take a hit, bro. 1093 01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:21,336 SAMANTHA: Take a fucking hit and chill out! 1094 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:23,892 - I'll take a hit if you don't film it. - Promise. 1095 01:04:23,893 --> 01:04:24,897 JOEY: Okay. SPIDER: Yeah? 1096 01:04:24,922 --> 01:04:26,521 WENDY: Scout's honor. - Alright. 1097 01:04:26,546 --> 01:04:29,058 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct mischievous remark ) 1098 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:32,535 - Ahh. - No, no, no. 1099 01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:34,237 You've got to, like, breathe it in... 1100 01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:35,771 - Through my nose? - Breathe through your nose. 1101 01:04:35,772 --> 01:04:38,541 JOEY: That was huge, girls! 1102 01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,142 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( spider coughs ) {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( others laugh ) 1103 01:04:40,143 --> 01:04:41,709 JOEY: Oh, man! SPIDER: Oh, my God! 1104 01:04:41,710 --> 01:04:43,570 JOEY: Fucker's gonna die! 1105 01:04:43,595 --> 01:04:45,247 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( spider coughing ) 1106 01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,917 SPIDER: Fuck this. Can't take that. 1107 01:04:46,918 --> 01:04:49,210 JOEY: Careful, bro! - I'm sorry! 1108 01:04:49,235 --> 01:04:50,785 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughs and coughs ) 1109 01:04:50,786 --> 01:04:52,988 Oh, my God, my throat's on fire. 1110 01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:55,557 Wendy, what the fuck were you saying before 1111 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,892 about us all gettin' killed? 1112 01:04:57,893 --> 01:05:00,162 SPIDER: Wait, what? SAMANTHA: When did she say that? 1113 01:05:00,163 --> 01:05:01,897 We were over by the mushroom tree. 1114 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,999 When we were standing over by the tree, 1115 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,901 she was like, "you're all gonna fuckin' die!" 1116 01:05:06,902 --> 01:05:09,838 SPIDER: What do you mean, like, here? Like, here-here? 1117 01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:11,673 JOEY: Here? 1118 01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:13,908 - Did you guys not hear about this? - ...No. 1119 01:05:13,909 --> 01:05:15,679 Why the fuck would I come to this lake 1120 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,280 if I heard about some damn murders out here? 1121 01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:21,249 Yeah. It was pretty bad. 1122 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,850 - Wait. - Are you being serious? 1123 01:05:22,851 --> 01:05:24,852 JOEY: You're fuckin' with us! Get outta here! 1124 01:05:24,853 --> 01:05:26,354 No, I'm being dead serious. 1125 01:05:26,355 --> 01:05:27,990 SPIDER: Well, what happened? 1126 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:29,194 Um... 1127 01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:34,597 You know, the weird thing is 1128 01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:37,932 that I don't remember what he looked like. 1129 01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:41,102 SAMANTHA: What do you mean, you don't remember? 1130 01:05:41,103 --> 01:05:42,339 SPIDER: What who looked like? 1131 01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:45,207 What are you talking about? 1132 01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:46,610 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1133 01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,945 - What? - Fuck you! Fuck you! I told you guys! 1134 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,946 - What the fuck?! - The fear! You see! 1135 01:05:51,947 --> 01:05:53,782 SAMANTHA: She gave me the fuckin' fear! 1136 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:55,350 - You know what? - Fuck this! Fuck this! 1137 01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:57,753 - I'm going swimming. - Seriously? 1138 01:05:57,754 --> 01:05:59,722 - Yep, seriously. - Go for it! 1139 01:05:59,723 --> 01:06:01,957 WENDY: Will you strip down for me, Joey? 1140 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:05,327 - I don't care. - Oh, yeah? 1141 01:06:05,328 --> 01:06:07,263 SAMANTHA: Are you sure you wanna see that? 1142 01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:08,863 Like I said earlier, 2-inch cock. 1143 01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:10,099 SPIDER: (LAUGHING) Mmm... 1144 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,667 Probably gonna be two inches in a minute! 1145 01:06:12,668 --> 01:06:15,937 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( spider laughing ) {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks ) 1146 01:06:15,938 --> 01:06:18,006 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( spider laughing ) 1147 01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:19,874 Aah! Oh, fuck! 1148 01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:21,475 - Oh, it's fuckin' cold, man! 1149 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:23,108 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( spider laughing ) 1150 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:26,749 Oh, my God! You...! That was crazy! 1151 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,751 That was fuckin' beautiful. 1152 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:31,352 WENDY: I'll join you in a minute. Or not. We'll see. 1153 01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:33,021 Ohh! 1154 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:35,356 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( audibly struggling ) 1155 01:06:35,357 --> 01:06:37,161 SPIDER: Are you se...? 1156 01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,763 What the hell? Is he...? 1157 01:06:40,764 --> 01:06:42,731 - I'm fuckin' with you! - Fuck you! 1158 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:45,267 Dude, I've got to take a shit. You just scared the shit outta me. 1159 01:06:45,268 --> 01:06:47,304 Can I come with you? 1160 01:06:49,304 --> 01:06:52,374 SAMANTHA: Spider, did you bring the fucking camera? 1161 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:54,176 SPIDER: No. 1162 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,843 Yeah. 1163 01:06:55,844 --> 01:06:57,179 So, what was the deal with Wendy... 1164 01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,448 - And all that killer shit? - I don't know. 1165 01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:01,317 That fucking story was creeping me out. 1166 01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:03,818 - She is weird. - I know, right? That's what I'm talking about. 1167 01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:06,055 The fear, right there. 1168 01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:09,024 What are you doing behind there? It really stinks. 1169 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:11,794 Spider, you wanna see something sickening? 1170 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:13,699 - Sure! - It's fucking disgusting. 1171 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:19,301 This is my new tryout, Spider, just for you. 1172 01:07:19,302 --> 01:07:23,972 No one has seen this yet. This shit is red hot. 1173 01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:25,941 Prepare for awesome. 1174 01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:27,075 Wait, what? 1175 01:07:27,076 --> 01:07:28,943 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( whooshing sound ) 1176 01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:32,414 SAMANTHA: What the fuck? SPIDER: Oh, my God! 1177 01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:34,048 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( wheezing ) 1178 01:07:34,049 --> 01:07:36,984 Oh, my God, your eye! Look at your fucking eye! 1179 01:07:36,985 --> 01:07:38,954 What the fuck? 1180 01:07:38,955 --> 01:07:43,225 Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 1181 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,426 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! 1182 01:07:45,427 --> 01:07:48,464 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( spider groaning ) 1183 01:08:22,464 --> 01:08:24,466 WENDY: Hey, Joey. 1184 01:08:24,467 --> 01:08:26,101 Oh, hey, what's up? 1185 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,369 Oh, God, it's gettin' fuckin' cold. 1186 01:08:28,370 --> 01:08:30,138 Where are the other guys at? 1187 01:08:30,115 --> 01:08:33,251 They left. Wanna fuck? 1188 01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:33,751 Uh... 1189 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:34,776 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 1190 01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:38,113 - They left? - Did you hear what I said? 1191 01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,016 Uh... so they just left their stuff? 1192 01:08:40,017 --> 01:08:42,217 Joey, please do not tell me you're a virgin. 1193 01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:43,886 What? 1194 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:46,188 Come on, I think we should get back into the lake, 1195 01:08:46,189 --> 01:08:47,955 fuck each other's brains out, 1196 01:08:47,956 --> 01:08:50,425 and we could even film it for prosperity. 1197 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:52,860 Wow. Uh... Turn that shit off. 1198 01:08:52,861 --> 01:08:56,030 Don't you wanna fuck me? 1199 01:08:56,031 --> 01:08:58,167 You were serious earlier, weren't you? 1200 01:08:58,168 --> 01:08:59,501 About the murders? 1201 01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:01,336 I remember reading about it now. 1202 01:09:01,337 --> 01:09:04,506 It was, like, four kids were killed, and the guy... 1203 01:09:04,507 --> 01:09:07,309 They said the guy was, like, insane. 1204 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:09,311 He was beyond insane. 1205 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,913 He was evil. 1206 01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:15,918 This lake ran red with their blood, 1207 01:09:15,919 --> 01:09:18,520 and I came back... To move on. I-I get it. 1208 01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:20,055 It's some kind of, like, 1209 01:09:20,056 --> 01:09:22,524 post-traumatic stress therapy or something. 1210 01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:24,159 No, it's not therapy. 1211 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:27,195 I brought you back because I needed bait. 1212 01:09:27,196 --> 01:09:28,830 Bait? 1213 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,065 They never caught him, Joey. 1214 01:09:31,066 --> 01:09:34,436 They never believed me, how... How he was everywhere. 1215 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:35,917 How he could be at two places at once. 1216 01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:40,374 That wall back there... My friend smashed her head open on it. 1217 01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:44,178 Wendy, this is crazy, okay? I think you need help. 1218 01:09:44,179 --> 01:09:46,182 Maybe we should just get the others and get the fuck outta here. 1219 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:49,484 - They're dead, Joey. - He's back. No. 1220 01:09:49,485 --> 01:09:52,453 And this time, I'm ready for you. Get that shit outta here. 1221 01:09:52,454 --> 01:09:54,522 I think you need help. 1222 01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:56,628 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gurgling ) 1223 01:09:58,628 --> 01:10:00,999 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( wendy panting ) 1224 01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:03,999 Unh! 1225 01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:10,471 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( wendy panting ) 1226 01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:13,387 Give it to me. Shit. 1227 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:27,400 Come on! 1228 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,008 Come on, fucker! 1229 01:10:46,008 --> 01:10:49,278 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( unearthly groan ) 1230 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:51,145 Why can't I film you? 1231 01:10:51,146 --> 01:10:54,082 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerily garbled response ) 1232 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:55,521 Fuck! 1233 01:10:59,521 --> 01:11:00,655 Oh, shit. 1234 01:11:00,656 --> 01:11:02,945 Shit, shit, shit. 1235 01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:30,945 WENDY: (BREATHING HEAVILY) Oh, fuck. You came... Back... For nothing. 1236 01:11:41,463 --> 01:11:44,476 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( wendy panting ) 1237 01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:56,214 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( heavy thud ) 1238 01:11:59,214 --> 01:12:01,083 If you're watching this... 1239 01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:04,360 DISTORTED: Don't come here! 1240 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:11,726 WENDY: Joey? 1241 01:12:11,727 --> 01:12:14,603 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie gasping sounds ) 1242 01:12:21,603 --> 01:12:22,639 Joey? 1243 01:12:57,639 --> 01:13:00,409 WENDY: What are you waiting for? 1244 01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:02,543 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( heavy clank ) 1245 01:13:02,544 --> 01:13:04,656 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( garbled laughter ) 1246 01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:18,679 WENDY: I beat you, one on one, asshole. 1247 01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:39,350 Oh, fuck! 1248 01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,185 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gasping ) 1249 01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:44,829 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( heavy blows land ) 1250 01:14:27,829 --> 01:14:29,134 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( sigh ) 1251 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,468 Where the fuck did those guys go? 1252 01:14:34,469 --> 01:14:36,406 Where the fuck did they go? 1253 01:14:38,406 --> 01:14:40,408 Here you go. I've got a flashlight. 1254 01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:42,378 Probably fuckin' each other downstairs. 1255 01:14:42,379 --> 01:14:44,512 Dude, we were just downstairs. 1256 01:14:44,513 --> 01:14:46,847 They're not downstairs. 1257 01:14:46,848 --> 01:14:49,383 Where do you think they're at? 1258 01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:51,386 I don't know. I'll go look for 'em. 1259 01:14:51,387 --> 01:14:53,188 You look through these fuckin' tapes, okay? 1260 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:55,156 No, no, no. Just... look... 1261 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:57,792 Just like that, you're gonna leave me in here with this dead fucker? 1262 01:14:57,793 --> 01:14:59,927 Sorry if your vagina hurts there, sister, 1263 01:14:59,928 --> 01:15:01,428 but someone's gotta do it. 1264 01:15:01,429 --> 01:15:04,498 Just get outta the way. Just... fuck it. 1265 01:15:04,499 --> 01:15:05,879 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( sighs ) 1266 01:15:17,879 --> 01:15:21,575 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( vcr whirrs ) 1267 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:47,208 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( crickets chirping ) 1268 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:49,209 - Hey! - Hi! 1269 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,245 How was... How was work? 1270 01:15:51,246 --> 01:15:53,448 It was fine. 1271 01:15:53,449 --> 01:15:55,651 One of the other girls, uh, called in sick, 1272 01:15:55,652 --> 01:15:58,653 so I was the only one answering phones all night. 1273 01:15:58,654 --> 01:16:01,922 Also, my... my arm's been really bothering me. 1274 01:16:01,923 --> 01:16:03,925 It's like I bruised it or something, 1275 01:16:03,926 --> 01:16:06,329 but I don't remember how. 1276 01:16:07,329 --> 01:16:09,931 I think you can see. 1277 01:16:09,932 --> 01:16:11,602 There's a bump there. Can you see? 1278 01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,704 Mnh-mnh. 1279 01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:17,239 Well... 1280 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:18,840 I know I said I didn't want this, 1281 01:16:18,841 --> 01:16:21,642 but when you're a doctor, could you just support me, 1282 01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:23,912 and I'll just... Stay at home? 1283 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,913 I guess, yeah, if you want that. 1284 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:28,550 LAUGHS: That was easy. 1285 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,453 I mean, do you want me to make it difficult for you? 1286 01:16:30,454 --> 01:16:32,453 Like, um... I don't know, Emily. 1287 01:16:32,454 --> 01:16:34,756 I guess you'll have to convince me here. 1288 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:37,359 Really? 1289 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,498 I mean... maybe a little convincing, or... 1290 01:16:42,498 --> 01:16:44,535 Well, how 'bout now? 1291 01:16:47,535 --> 01:16:50,638 Maybe a little more? 1292 01:16:50,639 --> 01:16:51,781 How 'bout now? 1293 01:16:59,781 --> 01:17:01,882 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughs ) 1294 01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:04,285 Well, now I can show you my apartment. 1295 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:08,722 Yay. I mean... I'm gonna see it soon enough. 1296 01:17:08,723 --> 01:17:12,660 Well, fall break's not soon enough. 1297 01:17:12,661 --> 01:17:15,062 Um... I know. 1298 01:17:15,063 --> 01:17:16,803 All right, so this... 1299 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,406 Like, right here... 1300 01:17:24,406 --> 01:17:27,676 Uh, this is where I heard the footsteps. 1301 01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:29,410 Um, back there? 1302 01:17:29,411 --> 01:17:32,547 Yeah. Right. 1303 01:17:32,548 --> 01:17:37,017 I mean, could it have been coming from upstairs? 1304 01:17:37,018 --> 01:17:39,087 No. I mean... 1305 01:17:39,088 --> 01:17:41,655 I know... I mean, my neighbor always wears heels, 1306 01:17:41,656 --> 01:17:43,558 so I know what that sounds like. 1307 01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:46,561 It was weird. It was like, while it was happening, 1308 01:17:46,562 --> 01:17:49,763 it didn't seem like it was real, but I was awake. 1309 01:17:49,764 --> 01:17:51,432 And you didn't check? 1310 01:17:51,433 --> 01:17:53,767 Are you kidding me? No way. 1311 01:17:53,768 --> 01:17:55,570 I can't believe I was even, like, 1312 01:17:55,571 --> 01:17:58,339 able to fall back asleep. 1313 01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:59,860 I mean, it sounds like you were asleep. 1314 01:18:01,776 --> 01:18:03,778 Okay, well, next time it happens, 1315 01:18:03,779 --> 01:18:05,681 I'll call you and you can watch me, 1316 01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:09,717 and maybe I'll be brave enough to open the door. 1317 01:18:09,718 --> 01:18:11,852 'Kay. 1318 01:18:11,853 --> 01:18:13,057 Okay. 1319 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:17,592 Emily? 1320 01:18:17,593 --> 01:18:20,061 Hello? Hey. Hey. Hey. 1321 01:18:20,062 --> 01:18:21,796 What's? What's going on? 1322 01:18:21,797 --> 01:18:23,600 There's something at my door. Listen. 1323 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:28,069 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie, indistinct sounds ) 1324 01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:29,738 Did you hear that? 1325 01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:31,972 What was that? 1326 01:18:31,973 --> 01:18:33,847 Shh. 1327 01:18:38,847 --> 01:18:40,382 Did you see that? 1328 01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:41,782 Emily, what are you doing? 1329 01:18:41,783 --> 01:18:43,817 I'm going to open the door with you here. 1330 01:18:43,818 --> 01:18:45,051 That's stupid. Why? 1331 01:18:45,052 --> 01:18:47,021 No, no, this is just like before. 1332 01:18:47,022 --> 01:18:48,390 Hey. 1333 01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:49,772 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie, indistinct voice ) 1334 01:19:03,772 --> 01:19:05,940 See? I told you. My apartment's haunted. 1335 01:19:05,941 --> 01:19:08,642 It's not haunted. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. 1336 01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:11,913 No, no, this feels really familiar. 1337 01:19:11,914 --> 01:19:13,914 What do you mean? 1338 01:19:13,915 --> 01:19:15,748 Well, remember the first time 1339 01:19:15,749 --> 01:19:17,953 that you got... you got transferred off the base 1340 01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:20,654 when your father got transferred to fort Leonard wood? 1341 01:19:20,655 --> 01:19:22,757 - I was, like, 12? - Yeah. 1342 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:25,659 Well, that was when things got really bad for me, 1343 01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:27,762 and I had... you know, I had my big accident 1344 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:30,431 and I had to have surgery, and it was the first time 1345 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,566 we were apart since I was really little. 1346 01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:34,287 - Mm-hmm. - I mean, now is the first time... 1347 01:19:34,602 --> 01:19:38,071 We've been apart since high school, and I just... I just... 1348 01:19:38,096 --> 01:19:39,112 Emily! 1349 01:19:39,137 --> 01:19:40,738 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( emily screams ) 1350 01:19:46,714 --> 01:19:47,987 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( sighs ) 1351 01:19:52,987 --> 01:19:54,487 So, you think you saw... 1352 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:57,458 Are you sure you saw, like, a little kid? 1353 01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,158 I mean, I-I think I saw something, 1354 01:19:59,159 --> 01:20:00,894 but it could have been anything, Emily. 1355 01:20:00,895 --> 01:20:02,798 Like, you know, maybe it was, like... 1356 01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:06,133 A breeze or something like that. Breeze. 1357 01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:09,703 Man, of all the times for you not to be recording our chat! 1358 01:20:09,704 --> 01:20:10,477 I'll record it next time. 1359 01:20:10,502 --> 01:20:11,083 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 1360 01:20:11,575 --> 01:20:14,476 I need to find out if a little kid died here. 1361 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,811 I'm gonna ask my landlord. 1362 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:19,113 Um... I-I don't know if you should do that. 1363 01:20:19,114 --> 01:20:22,917 I-I don't... I can't imagine he'd be thrilled to have that conversation. 1364 01:20:22,918 --> 01:20:24,751 Yeah, well, I think he has to tell me. 1365 01:20:24,752 --> 01:20:26,112 I think it's the law or something. 1366 01:20:26,621 --> 01:20:27,621 The law? 1367 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,859 Why are you messing with your arm like that? 1368 01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:32,526 What's wrong? 1369 01:20:32,527 --> 01:20:34,995 It's not... It's not getting better. 1370 01:20:34,996 --> 01:20:36,730 It's like this... 1371 01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,932 Like, a lump under my skin or something. 1372 01:20:38,933 --> 01:20:41,135 You shouldn't do that. It's not good for you. 1373 01:20:41,136 --> 01:20:44,105 Just stop touching it, and when I come and see you, 1374 01:20:44,106 --> 01:20:47,208 - I'll check that, okay? - Okay. 1375 01:20:47,209 --> 01:20:49,112 You're right. 1376 01:20:51,112 --> 01:20:53,515 Hey, Emily, what's going on? 1377 01:20:53,516 --> 01:20:54,848 I'm hearing the noise again. 1378 01:20:54,849 --> 01:20:56,518 I'm gonna go check it out. 1379 01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:59,220 Okay. Um... Do you have a weapon? 1380 01:20:59,221 --> 01:21:00,687 No, should I? 1381 01:21:00,688 --> 01:21:03,056 Yeah, I think that would be a good idea. 1382 01:21:03,057 --> 01:21:05,030 Okay, okay, hold on. 1383 01:21:09,030 --> 01:21:10,234 Okay. 1384 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:13,901 Be careful. 1385 01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:14,902 Yeah. 1386 01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:29,650 W-w-wait. Look... look towards your living room. 1387 01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:32,153 Well, I don't... There's a lamp... 1388 01:21:32,154 --> 01:21:34,556 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 1389 01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:36,791 Okay, well, do you have a flashlight? 1390 01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:40,565 No. Oh, I have... I'll use this. 1391 01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:44,164 You here? 1392 01:21:44,165 --> 01:21:46,734 James, are you there? 1393 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:47,702 Yeah. 1394 01:21:47,703 --> 01:21:49,803 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( camera shutter clicks ) 1395 01:21:49,804 --> 01:21:52,177 I didn't see anything. No. 1396 01:21:55,177 --> 01:21:56,646 - See anything? - Mnh-mnh. 1397 01:21:58,646 --> 01:22:01,849 Aah! Emily! Emily! 1398 01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:03,289 Close your door. 1399 01:22:08,289 --> 01:22:09,923 Are you okay? 1400 01:22:09,924 --> 01:22:11,593 I should talk to him. I should have talked... 1401 01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:13,694 Are you all right? 1402 01:22:13,695 --> 01:22:15,930 Hey, were you recording that? 1403 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,032 No. What do you mean? I just got caught up in the moment. 1404 01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:19,300 James! 1405 01:22:19,301 --> 01:22:21,303 Next time I call you in the middle of the night, 1406 01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:22,971 please press record! 1407 01:22:22,972 --> 01:22:26,313 Okay. All right. I promise. 1408 01:22:32,313 --> 01:22:35,115 Will you stay up with me tonight? 1409 01:22:35,116 --> 01:22:37,221 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 1410 01:22:39,221 --> 01:22:40,959 Thank you. 1411 01:22:44,959 --> 01:22:46,859 So, I talked to my landlord today. 1412 01:22:46,860 --> 01:22:49,263 He said no one's ever died in my apartment, ever. 1413 01:22:49,264 --> 01:22:52,033 That's not exactly something he'd want to advertise, right? 1414 01:22:52,034 --> 01:22:54,333 Yeah, but he said, like, no kids ever lived here. 1415 01:22:54,334 --> 01:22:56,070 It's always been student housing. 1416 01:22:56,071 --> 01:22:58,739 Uh-huh. 1417 01:22:58,740 --> 01:23:00,742 What's that? What are you doing? 1418 01:23:00,743 --> 01:23:03,878 Oh, well, I felt that lump move in my arm today. 1419 01:23:03,879 --> 01:23:06,913 Emily, what the fuck is that? Don't do that! 1420 01:23:06,914 --> 01:23:08,348 Thought it might be a spider bite. 1421 01:23:08,349 --> 01:23:09,951 You know, how you hear about...? 1422 01:23:09,952 --> 01:23:12,285 That's an urban legend. That's not real. 1423 01:23:12,286 --> 01:23:14,755 It's right under there. Look, look, I'll show you. 1424 01:23:14,756 --> 01:23:16,191 Stop! Stop that! Don't do that, okay? 1425 01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:18,426 That's not good for you. This is like your leg, 1426 01:23:18,427 --> 01:23:21,194 like seven years ago. You still have a scar from that. 1427 01:23:21,195 --> 01:23:24,431 Emily, what the fuck are you doing? 1428 01:23:24,432 --> 01:23:25,801 Well, I think if I just... 1429 01:23:25,802 --> 01:23:27,802 No, no, no, no, no. Put that away. 1430 01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:30,038 Seriously, Emily, look at me. 1431 01:23:30,039 --> 01:23:33,306 Emily! Emily, look at me, okay? 1432 01:23:33,307 --> 01:23:35,110 You need to put that away, all right? 1433 01:23:35,111 --> 01:23:38,680 Digging around in your arm is not gonna do any more good. 1434 01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:40,847 You just need to put some alcohol on that 1435 01:23:40,848 --> 01:23:42,784 or iodine or something like that 1436 01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:44,453 and... and... and put a bandage on it 1437 01:23:44,454 --> 01:23:47,320 'cause otherwise it's just gonna get infected, okay? 1438 01:23:47,321 --> 01:23:50,291 You know, I'll be there in a week and I'll look at it, 1439 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,959 but for right now, just leave it alone. 1440 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:56,064 You're acting really crazy, all right? 1441 01:23:56,065 --> 01:23:58,699 Okay, okay. 1442 01:23:58,700 --> 01:24:00,935 Okay. I mean... 1443 01:24:00,936 --> 01:24:03,937 Can you go to the bathroom and clean that off? 1444 01:24:03,938 --> 01:24:05,820 Yeah, yeah. I'll be right back. 1445 01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:21,455 - Emily? Are you there? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1446 01:24:21,456 --> 01:24:23,890 I gotta... I gotta do some work, so what's going on? 1447 01:24:23,891 --> 01:24:25,828 I know. This'll only take a minute. 1448 01:24:25,829 --> 01:24:28,128 - What's up? - He's outside my room. 1449 01:24:28,129 --> 01:24:30,832 I can hear the little boy's footsteps. 1450 01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:34,101 That's really scary, Emily, what are you talking about? 1451 01:24:34,102 --> 01:24:38,271 Well, I just... I need to talk to him, and I need your help. 1452 01:24:38,272 --> 01:24:42,075 - Um... I mean, I'll help in any way that I can. - Okay. Great, great. 1453 01:24:42,076 --> 01:24:44,379 So, I'm gonna close my eyes so he doesn't scare me. 1454 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:47,080 - What? - I'm gonna close my eyes so I don't freak out... 1455 01:24:47,081 --> 01:24:48,982 And run back in here, okay? 1456 01:24:48,983 --> 01:24:51,118 So you're just gonna tell me if he's there 1457 01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:53,086 and if he's paying attention to me, and then I'll talk to him. 1458 01:24:53,087 --> 01:24:54,921 I'll find out what he wants... 1459 01:24:54,922 --> 01:24:57,290 If he wants me to find his body, or... whatever. 1460 01:24:57,291 --> 01:24:59,760 I just. Uh... I don't want to look at him. 1461 01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:01,163 He's a ghost. He freaks me out. 1462 01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:06,166 What?! Um... Okay. All right. 1463 01:25:06,167 --> 01:25:07,401 Okay, can you do that? 1464 01:25:07,402 --> 01:25:08,802 Yeah. Okay, okay. 1465 01:25:08,803 --> 01:25:11,538 So, as soon as... as soon as I open the bedroom door, 1466 01:25:11,539 --> 01:25:15,476 I'm gonna close my eyes, and then you'll tell me what's there, okay? 1467 01:25:15,477 --> 01:25:17,011 All right. 1468 01:25:17,012 --> 01:25:19,212 - Okay, are you ready? - Yeah, yeah. 1469 01:25:19,213 --> 01:25:21,021 All right, I'm closing my eyes. 1470 01:25:26,021 --> 01:25:28,422 Hey. Hey. 1471 01:25:28,423 --> 01:25:30,557 What's there? 1472 01:25:30,558 --> 01:25:32,426 Uh... I-I don't see anything. 1473 01:25:32,427 --> 01:25:35,061 It's just your hallway. 1474 01:25:35,062 --> 01:25:36,299 'Kay. 1475 01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:44,307 - Anything in here? - Um... no. No, it's... 1476 01:25:46,307 --> 01:25:47,911 Go in your living room. 1477 01:25:49,911 --> 01:25:52,147 Okay, I'm not looking. 1478 01:25:53,147 --> 01:25:55,049 Listen, I don't see anything, okay? 1479 01:25:55,050 --> 01:25:57,985 Yeah, you should go back to your room. 1480 01:25:57,986 --> 01:25:59,152 See him? 1481 01:25:59,153 --> 01:26:00,556 No, I don't see anything. 1482 01:26:00,557 --> 01:26:03,829 Maybe... he's done for the night. 1483 01:26:06,829 --> 01:26:08,829 I'm almost disappointed. 1484 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:11,332 - What are you doing? - What? 1485 01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:13,200 - Emily! - What? 1486 01:26:13,201 --> 01:26:14,836 Close your eyes. 1487 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:16,106 Oh, okay. 1488 01:26:19,106 --> 01:26:21,208 Is he here? 1489 01:26:21,209 --> 01:26:22,543 Back to your left. 1490 01:26:22,544 --> 01:26:24,945 - Okay. - Emily! 1491 01:26:24,946 --> 01:26:28,349 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( unearthly sound ) {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( emily groans ) 1492 01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:31,016 Emily. Emily. 1493 01:27:34,016 --> 01:27:36,250 JAMES: You're telling me part of this thing is human? 1494 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:40,354 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie, indistinct response ) 1495 01:27:40,355 --> 01:27:43,024 Well, how many more times are you gonna have to do this to her? 1496 01:27:43,025 --> 01:27:44,323 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie, indistinct response ) 1497 01:27:44,324 --> 01:27:46,292 I don't know if she can survive that. 1498 01:27:46,293 --> 01:27:48,228 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie, indistinct response ) 1499 01:27:48,229 --> 01:27:50,499 I mean, you're telling me. She thinks I'm in Michigan. 1500 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:52,132 That's far away, okay? 1501 01:27:52,133 --> 01:27:53,373 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie, indistinct response ) 1502 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,169 And that tracking device in her arm, 1503 01:27:56,170 --> 01:27:57,642 does that have an expiration date? 1504 01:28:00,642 --> 01:28:03,380 Good, well, take care of it. 1505 01:28:06,380 --> 01:28:08,715 We're gonna have to make this look like an accident again. 1506 01:28:08,716 --> 01:28:10,384 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( eerie, indistinct response ) 1507 01:28:10,385 --> 01:28:11,718 It's fine. 1508 01:28:11,719 --> 01:28:14,055 We have people that can take care of it. 1509 01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:16,062 I'm just gonna have to break some bones. 1510 01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,965 For fuck's sake! 1511 01:28:23,965 --> 01:28:26,967 Hey, how's it going? 1512 01:28:26,968 --> 01:28:28,668 Made it back okay? 1513 01:28:28,669 --> 01:28:32,239 Yeah, yeah. The drive was fine. 1514 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:34,240 Are you all right? 1515 01:28:34,241 --> 01:28:36,310 Uh, yeah. 1516 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:37,831 So, your professors aren't mad at you? 1517 01:28:38,612 --> 01:28:41,349 No. Um... I haven't spoken to my advisor yet, 1518 01:28:41,350 --> 01:28:43,583 but, uh, I'll explain it to him. 1519 01:28:43,584 --> 01:28:45,986 It'll be fine. 1520 01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:48,689 How are... How are you? 1521 01:28:48,690 --> 01:28:51,092 Okay. Um... 1522 01:28:51,093 --> 01:28:54,427 I went to see Dr. Aberdeen today, like I told you. 1523 01:28:54,428 --> 01:28:56,231 Yeah, she came very highly recommended 1524 01:28:56,232 --> 01:29:00,101 from my colleagues, so... did things go well? 1525 01:29:00,102 --> 01:29:02,436 She seems really professional. 1526 01:29:02,437 --> 01:29:08,109 She... she diagnosed me as schizoaffective. 1527 01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:10,511 It's a mild form of schizophrenia 1528 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:13,247 and bipolar disorder. 1529 01:29:13,248 --> 01:29:14,147 Okay. 1530 01:29:14,148 --> 01:29:16,484 I mean, it explains a lot... 1531 01:29:16,485 --> 01:29:18,417 You know, why I thought I'd seen ghosts, 1532 01:29:18,418 --> 01:29:20,119 why I don't remember running out 1533 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:21,760 into the middle of the street that night. 1534 01:29:22,624 --> 01:29:23,727 I'm just crazy. 1535 01:29:26,727 --> 01:29:28,565 Don't say that. 1536 01:29:30,565 --> 01:29:34,267 Well, anyway, she's got me on some medications... 1537 01:29:34,268 --> 01:29:38,138 Um, perphenazine, and, uh, I don't... 1538 01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:40,740 I don't remember. 1539 01:29:40,741 --> 01:29:43,276 Listen, you're gonna be okay. 1540 01:29:43,277 --> 01:29:47,152 - You don't know. - I do. You're gonna be fine. 1541 01:29:51,152 --> 01:29:54,387 You deserve to be with someone normal... 1542 01:29:54,388 --> 01:29:57,757 You know, someone who doesn't have so many problems. 1543 01:29:57,758 --> 01:30:01,561 What if we want to have kids someday? 1544 01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:03,596 You know, um... 1545 01:30:03,597 --> 01:30:06,534 You're the only person I've ever wanted to be with, Emily, 1546 01:30:06,535 --> 01:30:09,669 so just... stop acting like I have a choice 1547 01:30:09,670 --> 01:30:13,306 in the matter, all right? 1548 01:30:13,307 --> 01:30:16,776 I don't know what I did to deserve to deserve someone... 1549 01:30:16,777 --> 01:30:18,583 You're so good to me. 1550 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,088 Get some rest. 1551 01:30:26,088 --> 01:30:28,592 I love you. 1552 01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,793 Talk to you later. 1553 01:30:32,794 --> 01:30:34,204 All right. 1554 01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:43,837 How's it going? 1555 01:30:43,838 --> 01:30:45,911 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distorted audio ) 1556 01:30:45,936 --> 01:30:47,317 ...Parts. 1557 01:30:47,342 --> 01:30:49,877 I have, like, a sore spot or something. 1558 01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:54,214 Did you... did you hurt it on the hike today, or...? 1559 01:30:54,215 --> 01:30:55,650 Maybe. Maybe I bumped it. 1560 01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:59,486 I don't know. I keep fiddling with it. 1561 01:30:59,487 --> 01:31:00,588 Well, don't do that. 1562 01:31:00,589 --> 01:31:04,291 I'll look at it when I get there. 1563 01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:05,292 Okay. 1564 01:31:07,795 --> 01:31:10,698 What are you doing? 1565 01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:12,900 Changing into my jammies. 1566 01:31:12,901 --> 01:31:14,901 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1567 01:31:14,904 --> 01:31:17,805 You can keep going. 1568 01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:19,440 I miss you. 1569 01:31:19,441 --> 01:31:22,142 There was a lot of couples on the hike today, 1570 01:31:22,143 --> 01:31:24,677 and I just felt alone, you know? 1571 01:31:24,678 --> 01:31:27,914 Alone? Yeah? 1572 01:31:27,915 --> 01:31:29,449 How's that? 1573 01:31:29,450 --> 01:31:30,824 Sit back a little bit. 1574 01:31:34,623 --> 01:31:37,525 There. Yeah. 1575 01:31:37,526 --> 01:31:39,526 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1576 01:31:42,530 --> 01:31:43,664 What were you saying? 1577 01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:44,937 Uh, nothing. 1578 01:31:49,937 --> 01:31:51,805 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( approaching footsteps ) 1579 01:31:51,806 --> 01:31:55,543 GARY: Zac? Hey, Zac. 1580 01:31:55,544 --> 01:31:56,847 I can't find any... 1581 01:31:59,847 --> 01:32:00,847 What the fuck...? 1582 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:20,833 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( loud bang ) 1583 01:32:20,834 --> 01:32:22,576 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( running footsteps ) 1584 01:32:22,601 --> 01:32:23,549 GARY: Fuck. 1585 01:32:23,574 --> 01:32:24,099 Zac! 1586 01:32:24,124 --> 01:32:25,672 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( footsteps recede ) 1587 01:32:25,673 --> 01:32:27,344 Jesus. 1588 01:32:30,344 --> 01:32:31,581 Zac. 1589 01:32:33,581 --> 01:32:35,584 Zac. 1590 01:32:36,584 --> 01:32:38,454 You fuckers. 1591 01:32:39,454 --> 01:32:40,891 Zac? 1592 01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:45,693 Hello? 1593 01:32:45,694 --> 01:32:47,807 LAUGHINGLY: Oh... 1594 01:32:47,832 --> 01:32:49,963 Fuck! 1595 01:32:49,964 --> 01:32:51,899 Jesus! 1596 01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:53,266 Oh, fuck! 1597 01:32:53,267 --> 01:32:54,709 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( running footsteps ) 1598 01:33:00,709 --> 01:33:03,244 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gary groans ) {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( crash ) 1599 01:33:03,245 --> 01:33:04,918 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( gary groaning ) 1600 01:33:09,918 --> 01:33:11,021 Fuck! 1601 01:33:14,021 --> 01:33:15,624 Aah! Aah! 1602 01:33:16,624 --> 01:33:18,726 Aaaahhhh! 1603 01:33:18,727 --> 01:33:21,502 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( silence ) 1604 01:33:27,502 --> 01:33:31,942 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( vcr whirring ) 1605 01:33:34,942 --> 01:33:36,383 Hey, Matt! 1606 01:33:41,383 --> 01:33:42,849 We not... we forgot. We forgot. 1607 01:33:42,850 --> 01:33:44,484 Did you guys bring any tools, or...? 1608 01:33:44,485 --> 01:33:45,320 Spatulas. 1609 01:33:45,321 --> 01:33:47,520 That's what I was using. I was using... 1610 01:33:47,521 --> 01:33:49,789 Oh, the styrofoam plate? On the grill! Ha ha ha! 1611 01:33:49,790 --> 01:33:51,424 That's good. That doesn't really send 1612 01:33:51,425 --> 01:33:52,794 any kind of chemicals into our food. 1613 01:33:52,795 --> 01:33:55,395 That's how men cook. It's problem-solving. 1614 01:33:55,396 --> 01:33:56,863 You're truly a man. 1615 01:33:56,864 --> 01:33:58,424 You want the burnt one or the burnt one? 1616 01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:00,767 WOMAN: She wants the really long one. 1617 01:34:00,768 --> 01:34:02,970 The really, really long one. 1618 01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:05,087 This long. Here we go. Here we go. 1619 01:34:19,087 --> 01:34:21,959 ROOMMATE: Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here. 1620 01:34:25,959 --> 01:34:28,199 You know all this stuff's coming down at midnight, right? 1621 01:34:28,629 --> 01:34:29,729 TYLER: Mm-hmm. 1622 01:34:29,754 --> 01:34:31,998 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( snickers ) 1623 01:34:32,499 --> 01:34:33,142 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( car horn honks ) 1624 01:34:33,167 --> 01:34:33,999 TYLER: Yo! 1625 01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:36,970 I'll be right down. 1626 01:34:36,971 --> 01:34:39,772 Come out, dude, it's gonna be an awesome party. 1627 01:34:39,773 --> 01:34:41,374 Or not. 1628 01:34:41,375 --> 01:34:43,335 Dude, come on, aren't you a bit old for this shit? 1629 01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:47,727 Happy Halloween! 1630 01:34:59,727 --> 01:35:00,734 Yo! 1631 01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:07,501 Yeah! Ha ha ha! 1632 01:35:07,502 --> 01:35:09,605 What's up, guys? How's it going? 1633 01:35:10,605 --> 01:35:13,039 PAUL: Awesome. That is awesome. 1634 01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:14,508 CHAD: (LAUGHING) What the hell? 1635 01:35:14,509 --> 01:35:16,508 MATT: Are you a bear? - I'm a nanny-cam. 1636 01:35:16,511 --> 01:35:19,145 CHAD: A nanny-cam! PAUL: Better than the Unabomber. 1637 01:35:19,146 --> 01:35:21,582 Let's go and do this. 1638 01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:23,051 Paul, you know where we're going, right? 1639 01:35:23,052 --> 01:35:26,489 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( rock music playing on radio ) 1640 01:35:27,489 --> 01:35:29,861 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( all singing along ) 1641 01:35:32,861 --> 01:35:35,061 No, yeah, you're gonna wanna go to... 1642 01:35:35,062 --> 01:35:36,963 No, you wanna go 134 west. 1643 01:35:36,964 --> 01:35:38,699 You wanna stay on the 134. 1644 01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:40,868 CHEERFULLY: Fuck! - Sorry, bro! 1645 01:35:40,869 --> 01:35:42,503 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1646 01:35:42,504 --> 01:35:44,003 MATT: (CHEERFULLY) Fuck! 1647 01:35:44,004 --> 01:35:45,438 Way to give yourself an option 1648 01:35:45,439 --> 01:35:46,572 by being in the far-right Lane. 1649 01:35:46,573 --> 01:35:48,040 I thought we were going... 1650 01:35:48,041 --> 01:35:49,961 I'm just gonna give myself the option of maybe... 1651 01:35:50,611 --> 01:35:51,678 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1652 01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:54,882 It eventually will, I think, hit spring street. 1653 01:35:54,883 --> 01:35:56,483 You say it was too dark, 1654 01:35:56,484 --> 01:35:58,584 and then you just took off your sunglasses? 1655 01:35:58,585 --> 01:36:00,520 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 1656 01:36:00,521 --> 01:36:02,088 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remark ) 1657 01:36:02,089 --> 01:36:04,056 You're fine. 1658 01:36:04,057 --> 01:36:06,860 How many people are supposed to be at this party? 1659 01:36:06,861 --> 01:36:08,194 Do you know? 1660 01:36:08,195 --> 01:36:09,864 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( train crossing signal clanging ) 1661 01:36:09,865 --> 01:36:11,664 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( locomotive whistle blows ) 1662 01:36:11,665 --> 01:36:14,200 PAUL: Oh, my God! 1663 01:36:14,201 --> 01:36:16,252 Are the girls coming out tonight? 1664 01:36:16,277 --> 01:36:18,205 MATT: Yeah, they'll be there. They're coming out later. 1665 01:36:18,206 --> 01:36:20,013 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( locomotive whistle blows ) 1666 01:36:26,013 --> 01:36:27,647 ...was it? Montecito? 1667 01:36:27,648 --> 01:36:29,650 STAMMERING: Yes. 1668 01:36:29,651 --> 01:36:31,552 That's... it starts... It's here. 1669 01:36:31,553 --> 01:36:32,952 I thought you said it was mariposa. 1670 01:36:32,953 --> 01:36:34,520 MATT: Just pick one! PAUL: Mariposa or Montecito? 1671 01:36:34,521 --> 01:36:35,690 CHAD: It's one of those. 1672 01:36:35,691 --> 01:36:36,989 - Mar vista? DRIVER: Yep. 1673 01:36:36,990 --> 01:36:38,659 MATT: All right, I'm going left. 1674 01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:40,994 "M"... Madison? This doesn't make any sense! 1675 01:36:40,995 --> 01:36:42,295 It's fine, don't worry. 1676 01:36:42,629 --> 01:36:45,865 - Yeah, it is right. - Oh, fuck. Is that right on the corner? 1677 01:36:45,866 --> 01:36:47,134 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks ) 1678 01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:49,669 - Can you park here? - Yeah, it's all right. 1679 01:36:49,670 --> 01:36:51,505 I think it's fine. Maybe we can come out 1680 01:36:51,506 --> 01:36:53,140 and check on the car later too. 1681 01:36:53,141 --> 01:36:54,574 Yeah. Fine. 1682 01:36:54,575 --> 01:36:56,543 - Can you grab this beer? - Yeah, I got it. Here. 1683 01:36:56,544 --> 01:36:58,244 DRIVER: Sword? No sword? - Sword! 1684 01:36:58,245 --> 01:37:00,114 Absolutely sword. It's an awesome sword. 1685 01:37:00,115 --> 01:37:01,986 I'm wearing a stupid helmet. 1686 01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:07,928 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct conversation ) 1687 01:37:14,928 --> 01:37:17,163 Here, gimme a beer. 1688 01:37:17,164 --> 01:37:18,966 Thank you. 1689 01:37:18,967 --> 01:37:20,200 I wanna hold 'em. 1690 01:37:20,201 --> 01:37:22,703 - Can I get one, les? - Yeah, sure. 1691 01:37:22,704 --> 01:37:24,743 I'm holding the... Here, hold on. 1692 01:37:28,743 --> 01:37:30,279 Jesus. 1693 01:37:31,279 --> 01:37:32,615 What the hell, dude? 1694 01:37:33,615 --> 01:37:34,914 PLAYFULLY: Suck me. 1695 01:37:34,915 --> 01:37:37,187 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( both snickering ) 1696 01:37:40,187 --> 01:37:41,624 Awesome. 1697 01:37:43,624 --> 01:37:45,224 - Hello! - You might try to just walk in. 1698 01:37:45,627 --> 01:37:48,095 Might want you to ring the doorbell. 1699 01:37:48,096 --> 01:37:50,267 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct comments ) 1700 01:37:52,267 --> 01:37:53,934 Where is everyone? 1701 01:37:53,935 --> 01:37:58,305 This is a nice place. Maybe it's like a... go around back. 1702 01:37:58,306 --> 01:38:01,842 Don't worry, guys, I'll... Are you guys...? Oh! 1703 01:38:01,843 --> 01:38:03,577 Shortcut! 1704 01:38:03,578 --> 01:38:05,279 Is anyone else's beer warm? 1705 01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:07,580 That actually hurt! I'll break it! 1706 01:38:07,581 --> 01:38:08,374 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( beer bottle drops ) 1707 01:38:08,399 --> 01:38:09,850 Dut-dut-dut-dut-dut! 1708 01:38:09,851 --> 01:38:12,586 Where'd it go? 1709 01:38:12,587 --> 01:38:13,923 It's mine. 1710 01:38:15,923 --> 01:38:18,035 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler snickering ) 1711 01:38:27,035 --> 01:38:28,668 You sure this is it? 1712 01:38:28,669 --> 01:38:31,771 Yep. All the lights are on. 1713 01:38:31,772 --> 01:38:34,341 Maybe we're a little early. 1714 01:38:34,342 --> 01:38:36,776 Yeah, go that way. 1715 01:38:36,777 --> 01:38:38,777 - Ooh! Ooh! - Ooh! Ooh! 1716 01:38:38,780 --> 01:38:39,950 Justin! 1717 01:38:41,950 --> 01:38:42,953 Yo, Justin! 1718 01:38:44,953 --> 01:38:45,953 Creepy! 1719 01:38:45,954 --> 01:38:47,954 This party fuckin' sucks! 1720 01:38:47,955 --> 01:38:48,801 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 1721 01:38:48,881 --> 01:38:50,375 See? It's a haunted house. 1722 01:38:52,694 --> 01:38:54,226 It's an empty house. 1723 01:38:54,227 --> 01:38:56,195 A really shitty haunted house. 1724 01:38:56,196 --> 01:38:58,065 PLAYFULLY: So shitty! 1725 01:38:58,066 --> 01:39:00,667 Justin? Justin! 1726 01:39:00,668 --> 01:39:02,369 He probably went to get beer. 1727 01:39:02,370 --> 01:39:03,703 SPOOKY VOICE: Ooh! 1728 01:39:03,704 --> 01:39:05,806 First one's through. 1729 01:39:05,807 --> 01:39:07,641 - What is it? - All right. 1730 01:39:07,642 --> 01:39:09,280 God, look at that shit. 1731 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:13,506 All right. 1732 01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:16,016 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chuckles ) 1733 01:39:16,017 --> 01:39:19,886 Okay. All right, maybe not the scariest thing I've ever seen. 1734 01:39:19,887 --> 01:39:22,122 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1735 01:39:22,123 --> 01:39:24,925 There's a chair. Obviously, there was a struggle. 1736 01:39:24,926 --> 01:39:26,994 A chair! There was a struggle! 1737 01:39:26,995 --> 01:39:30,763 Ohh! Oh, fuck! Holy shit! 1738 01:39:30,764 --> 01:39:31,837 Huh? 1739 01:39:35,837 --> 01:39:38,307 Oh! Another room that's locked up. 1740 01:39:39,307 --> 01:39:41,374 Tenant's out. Yeah. 1741 01:39:41,375 --> 01:39:43,043 This is pretty cool. 1742 01:39:43,044 --> 01:39:46,312 Whoo! It's, like, a nautical theme in here. 1743 01:39:46,313 --> 01:39:48,026 Heavy clouds too... 1744 01:39:48,051 --> 01:39:51,583 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct conversation ) 1745 01:39:52,285 --> 01:39:54,287 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( heavy rattling sound ) 1746 01:39:54,288 --> 01:39:55,422 TYLER: Hello? 1747 01:39:55,423 --> 01:39:57,958 Oh, Jesus! 1748 01:39:57,959 --> 01:40:00,761 What? Whoa, whoa, whoa? What, what, what? 1749 01:40:00,762 --> 01:40:01,541 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1750 01:40:01,615 --> 01:40:02,610 It was like people 1751 01:40:02,635 --> 01:40:04,431 reaching out of the wall at you. 1752 01:40:04,432 --> 01:40:06,432 TYLER: What happened? What happened? 1753 01:40:06,433 --> 01:40:08,401 I've never seen that before. 1754 01:40:08,402 --> 01:40:10,003 That was fuckin' awesome! 1755 01:40:10,004 --> 01:40:11,021 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( playful nonsense ) 1756 01:40:11,046 --> 01:40:11,771 This is rad! 1757 01:40:11,772 --> 01:40:14,074 - This is not that bad! TYLER: Shh shh shh shh! 1758 01:40:14,075 --> 01:40:16,243 You hear that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1759 01:40:16,244 --> 01:40:18,444 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct thudding sound ) 1760 01:40:18,445 --> 01:40:20,103 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( playful nonsense ) 1761 01:40:20,230 --> 01:40:21,314 Go! Go! 1762 01:40:21,315 --> 01:40:24,097 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler chuckling ) 1763 01:40:37,097 --> 01:40:39,900 ...last year's party, rented this castle in the desert. 1764 01:40:39,901 --> 01:40:40,734 Nuts! 1765 01:40:40,735 --> 01:40:42,968 It was like this weird, medieval... 1766 01:40:42,969 --> 01:40:46,481 I don't know. I got a sword out of it. 1767 01:40:53,481 --> 01:40:56,977 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler chuckles ) {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( muffled cries ) 1768 01:41:22,977 --> 01:41:24,413 Hello? 1769 01:41:25,413 --> 01:41:27,222 Hello? 1770 01:41:35,222 --> 01:41:37,426 Guys? 1771 01:41:38,426 --> 01:41:39,864 Guys. 1772 01:41:42,864 --> 01:41:44,330 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( loud banging sound ) 1773 01:41:44,331 --> 01:41:46,437 Guys, not funny! 1774 01:41:50,437 --> 01:41:51,904 Fuck, dude. 1775 01:41:51,905 --> 01:41:53,906 Where's the fuckin' party, man? 1776 01:41:53,907 --> 01:41:56,980 I don't know. We're gonna go scare Matt. 1777 01:41:58,980 --> 01:42:01,549 This place is fuckin' awesome! 1778 01:42:02,549 --> 01:42:04,923 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distant, clomping footsteps ) 1779 01:42:08,923 --> 01:42:10,460 Ready? 1780 01:42:13,460 --> 01:42:15,563 On two. 1781 01:42:16,563 --> 01:42:18,364 SCREAMING: Ohhh! 1782 01:42:18,365 --> 01:42:20,900 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1783 01:42:20,901 --> 01:42:23,436 Don't! Don't! Ow, ow, ow! 1784 01:42:23,437 --> 01:42:25,437 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1785 01:42:25,438 --> 01:42:26,574 LAUGHINGLY: Ow! 1786 01:42:26,575 --> 01:42:27,908 All right, I'm sorry. 1787 01:42:27,909 --> 01:42:29,075 I'm sorry, dude. Come on. 1788 01:42:29,076 --> 01:42:32,044 No, dude, that fuckin' hurt! 1789 01:42:32,045 --> 01:42:34,049 Come on, dude. 1790 01:42:36,049 --> 01:42:38,051 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( laughter ) 1791 01:42:38,052 --> 01:42:40,319 I can't believe they can afford this! 1792 01:42:40,320 --> 01:42:43,125 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( ongoing muffled voice ) 1793 01:42:45,125 --> 01:42:48,194 I just don't want anything to jump out at me. 1794 01:42:48,195 --> 01:42:49,495 I'm tired of it. 1795 01:42:49,496 --> 01:42:51,864 If you think about what we're doing right now, 1796 01:42:51,865 --> 01:42:53,334 we're walking through a house. 1797 01:42:53,335 --> 01:42:55,836 - It's okay. - What the fuck is that noise? 1798 01:42:55,837 --> 01:42:58,141 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( ongoing muffled voice ) 1799 01:43:00,141 --> 01:43:02,141 CHAD: How do we get upstairs? 1800 01:43:02,142 --> 01:43:03,143 MATT: Probably... 1801 01:43:03,144 --> 01:43:07,247 PAUL: Yeah, where the fuck is the party? 1802 01:43:07,248 --> 01:43:09,954 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( ongoing muffled voice becomes clearer ) 1803 01:43:12,954 --> 01:43:15,254 PAUL: Hey. Anything in there? 1804 01:43:15,255 --> 01:43:18,057 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( muffled voices rising in unison ) 1805 01:43:18,058 --> 01:43:20,060 PAUL: I think I found the party. 1806 01:43:20,061 --> 01:43:23,963 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( lead muffled voice becomes clearer ) 1807 01:43:23,964 --> 01:43:25,999 MALE VOICE: ...And then, through the unity 1808 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,967 of the men with the sword. 1809 01:43:28,274 --> 01:43:29,521 Arise, O lord! 1810 01:43:29,559 --> 01:43:30,455 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( voices affirm ) 1811 01:43:30,605 --> 01:43:32,072 Do as ye have said, 1812 01:43:32,073 --> 01:43:34,173 and fall upon him and burn him, 1813 01:43:34,174 --> 01:43:36,076 that thou mayest take away 1814 01:43:36,077 --> 01:43:38,078 the innocent blood which Joab shed, 1815 01:43:38,079 --> 01:43:40,446 from me, and from the house of my father. 1816 01:43:40,447 --> 01:43:43,550 Arise, O lord! Cast you down! 1817 01:43:43,551 --> 01:43:46,453 Arise, O lord! Cast you down! 1818 01:43:46,454 --> 01:43:48,187 A sword is upon the liars! 1819 01:43:48,188 --> 01:43:50,089 A sword is upon the mighty men, 1820 01:43:50,090 --> 01:43:51,992 and they shall be dismayed. 1821 01:43:51,993 --> 01:43:54,593 A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots, 1822 01:43:54,594 --> 01:43:56,328 and upon all the mingled people 1823 01:43:56,329 --> 01:43:59,466 that are in the midst of her. Arise O lord! 1824 01:43:59,467 --> 01:44:01,133 Cast you down! Arise, O lord! 1825 01:44:01,134 --> 01:44:03,569 PARTY BOYS: Cast him down! 1826 01:44:03,570 --> 01:44:08,208 Cast him down! Cast him down! 1827 01:44:08,209 --> 01:44:10,677 Who are you? Who are thou foulings? 1828 01:44:10,678 --> 01:44:13,212 - Cast... you...! - What are you doing here? 1829 01:44:13,213 --> 01:44:15,214 We're just here for the party. 1830 01:44:15,215 --> 01:44:16,682 - What are you doing here? - Sorry. 1831 01:44:16,659 --> 01:44:19,295 You shouldn't be here! 1832 01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:21,320 - Leave! - Run! 1833 01:44:21,321 --> 01:44:22,689 GIRL: Please help me! 1834 01:44:22,690 --> 01:44:24,690 FANATIC: Quiet, you, quiet! - Get away from me! 1835 01:44:24,691 --> 01:44:26,693 Whoa! Hey! 1836 01:44:26,694 --> 01:44:30,694 FANATIC: ...Understand me?! - Whoa, whoa! 1837 01:44:30,697 --> 01:44:32,704 Holy shit! 1838 01:44:36,704 --> 01:44:40,043 TYLER: Oh, shit! What the fuck is that? 1839 01:44:42,043 --> 01:44:44,177 - What the fuck is that? - Leave! 1840 01:44:44,202 --> 01:44:45,191 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl screams ) 1841 01:44:45,216 --> 01:44:47,178 - Oh, fuck! 1842 01:44:47,181 --> 01:44:49,039 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( man screaming ) 1843 01:44:49,064 --> 01:44:50,316 Oh, shit! 1844 01:44:50,317 --> 01:44:52,054 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( screaming ) 1845 01:44:54,054 --> 01:44:57,056 Oh, fuck! Get outta here! 1846 01:44:57,057 --> 01:44:59,530 Chad! Oh, fuck! 1847 01:45:02,530 --> 01:45:05,531 Oh, shit! Fuck! 1848 01:45:05,532 --> 01:45:07,167 TYLER: Wait! 1849 01:45:07,168 --> 01:45:09,436 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1850 01:45:09,437 --> 01:45:10,437 Listen! 1851 01:45:10,603 --> 01:45:13,277 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl screaming and weeping ) 1852 01:45:17,277 --> 01:45:21,413 - We can't leave. PAUL: No, wait. What? 1853 01:45:21,414 --> 01:45:24,016 CHAD: Go, go. 1854 01:45:24,017 --> 01:45:25,651 PAUL: What are we gonna do? 1855 01:45:25,652 --> 01:45:27,654 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl screaming and weeping ) 1856 01:45:27,655 --> 01:45:29,722 CHAD: Just get the girl and leave. 1857 01:45:29,723 --> 01:45:32,092 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler panting ) 1858 01:45:32,093 --> 01:45:35,463 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl screaming and weeping ) 1859 01:45:36,463 --> 01:45:40,367 GIRL: Oh, God! Help! 1860 01:45:40,368 --> 01:45:44,414 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( audio dies ) 1861 01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:45,612 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( audio resumes ) 1862 01:45:45,637 --> 01:45:46,638 TYLER: Okay. 1863 01:45:46,639 --> 01:45:48,775 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler panting ) 1864 01:45:48,776 --> 01:45:51,110 CHAD: Back up, back up, back up! 1865 01:45:51,111 --> 01:45:53,682 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl screaming and weeping ) 1866 01:45:55,682 --> 01:45:57,684 TYLER: Go, Chad! 1867 01:45:57,685 --> 01:45:59,052 Oh, shit! 1868 01:45:59,053 --> 01:46:01,320 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping shouts ) 1869 01:46:01,321 --> 01:46:03,489 FANATIC: Aaaahhhh! 1870 01:46:03,490 --> 01:46:05,557 Get the fuck off of me! 1871 01:46:05,558 --> 01:46:07,494 Aaaahhhh! 1872 01:46:07,495 --> 01:46:09,162 Get off me! 1873 01:46:09,163 --> 01:46:12,542 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( fanatic screaming ) 1874 01:46:21,542 --> 01:46:24,811 MATT: Okay, I got her, I got her, I got her. 1875 01:46:24,812 --> 01:46:26,812 TYLER: Uh... Go. Go, go, go. 1876 01:46:26,813 --> 01:46:29,516 Come on! Shit! 1877 01:46:29,517 --> 01:46:30,682 Oh, fuck! 1878 01:46:30,683 --> 01:46:35,288 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping shouts ) 1879 01:46:35,289 --> 01:46:36,359 CHAD: Go! 1880 01:46:38,359 --> 01:46:40,419 CHAD: Go! Fuck! - Oh, Jesus! 1881 01:46:40,628 --> 01:46:41,731 CHAD: Go! 1882 01:46:43,731 --> 01:46:44,674 CHAD: Fuck! 1883 01:46:44,699 --> 01:46:46,326 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl cries out ) 1884 01:46:48,302 --> 01:46:49,302 Get the door! 1885 01:46:49,303 --> 01:46:51,741 Oh, shit! What the fuck? 1886 01:46:54,741 --> 01:46:56,642 It's fucking burning! 1887 01:46:56,643 --> 01:46:57,746 Guys, come on! 1888 01:46:59,746 --> 01:47:01,080 Aah! 1889 01:47:01,081 --> 01:47:03,285 Oh, shit! Fuck! 1890 01:47:05,285 --> 01:47:08,855 We're trapped! We're fuckin' trapped! 1891 01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:11,328 Over here! Over here! Go, go! 1892 01:47:14,328 --> 01:47:17,188 MATT: Watch it. Slow. Now. Aah. 1893 01:47:21,669 --> 01:47:25,672 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping shouts and cries ) 1894 01:47:25,673 --> 01:47:27,306 PAUL: Guys, this way! 1895 01:47:27,307 --> 01:47:30,376 TYLER: Watch out for your head, dude. 1896 01:47:30,377 --> 01:47:31,457 PAUL: This way! 1897 01:47:31,658 --> 01:47:34,480 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler panting ) {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl cries out ) 1898 01:47:34,481 --> 01:47:36,349 PAUL: Come on! 1899 01:47:36,350 --> 01:47:38,551 CHAD: Go, go! 1900 01:47:38,552 --> 01:47:41,887 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl crying ) 1901 01:47:41,888 --> 01:47:45,257 MATT: Go! GIRL: Aaahhh! 1902 01:47:45,258 --> 01:47:46,362 Go! 1903 01:47:49,362 --> 01:47:51,503 Almost got it! 1904 01:47:55,503 --> 01:47:56,823 TYLER: You go first. You go first. 1905 01:48:00,708 --> 01:48:02,175 Holy shit! 1906 01:48:02,176 --> 01:48:04,910 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distorted audio ) 1907 01:48:04,911 --> 01:48:07,247 TYLER: Go! Go! Go, go, go! 1908 01:48:07,248 --> 01:48:08,779 MATT: One more step. One more step. 1909 01:48:08,780 --> 01:48:09,920 TYLER: Help. Pull. Help. 1910 01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:16,189 MATT: Get the car! Get the car! 1911 01:48:16,190 --> 01:48:18,458 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler panting ) 1912 01:48:18,459 --> 01:48:19,927 MATT: What... What's over there? 1913 01:48:19,928 --> 01:48:22,729 GIRL: Don't... Don't leave me! 1914 01:48:22,730 --> 01:48:24,937 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler panting ) {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl weeping ) 1915 01:48:30,937 --> 01:48:33,739 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler speaks indistinctly ) 1916 01:48:33,740 --> 01:48:35,909 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl weeping ) 1917 01:48:35,910 --> 01:48:37,950 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler panting ) 1918 01:48:43,950 --> 01:48:45,651 MATT: Here. Okay. Get in. 1919 01:48:45,652 --> 01:48:46,953 Hold on, hold on. 1920 01:48:46,954 --> 01:48:49,321 Okay, okay. Her feet, her feet. 1921 01:48:49,322 --> 01:48:51,224 Hold her, hold her, hold her. 1922 01:48:51,225 --> 01:48:53,825 TYLER: I got her. I got her. 1923 01:48:53,826 --> 01:48:54,961 Jesus! 1924 01:48:54,962 --> 01:48:56,762 Here. You got her? 1925 01:48:56,763 --> 01:48:57,898 Yeah. 1926 01:48:57,923 --> 01:49:01,301 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct remarks ) 1927 01:49:01,302 --> 01:49:03,669 TYLER: Go, Chad, go! 1928 01:49:03,670 --> 01:49:05,837 PAUL: What the fuck was that? 1929 01:49:05,838 --> 01:49:07,373 MATT: Hey, can you hear me? 1930 01:49:07,374 --> 01:49:10,476 Can you hear me? Can you hear me? 1931 01:49:10,477 --> 01:49:12,979 CHAD: What street are we on? 1932 01:49:12,980 --> 01:49:15,714 CHAD: Just focus and find the fucking hospital! 1933 01:49:15,715 --> 01:49:18,318 I don't even know where the fuck we are! 1934 01:49:18,319 --> 01:49:20,352 TYLER: What the fuck was that back there, dude? 1935 01:49:20,353 --> 01:49:22,322 CHAD: Just keep her awake! Keep her awake! 1936 01:49:22,323 --> 01:49:24,556 Stay with me. Stay with me. 1937 01:49:24,557 --> 01:49:25,319 CHAD: Fuck! 1938 01:49:25,344 --> 01:49:27,327 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( matt speaks indistinctly ) 1939 01:49:27,328 --> 01:49:28,517 Deep breaths. 1940 01:49:28,542 --> 01:49:30,896 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( chad and paul arguing ) 1941 01:49:30,897 --> 01:49:33,333 Hey, would you guys calm the fuck down?! 1942 01:49:33,334 --> 01:49:34,425 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( girl panting ) 1943 01:49:34,450 --> 01:49:35,735 ...just breathe. 1944 01:49:35,736 --> 01:49:37,436 TYLER: What the fuck, dude? 1945 01:49:37,437 --> 01:49:40,873 Dude, you gotta hurry! What the fuck is wrong with the car? 1946 01:49:40,874 --> 01:49:43,810 Why are you stopping? What the hell is wrong with the car? 1947 01:49:43,811 --> 01:49:45,345 Dude, drive! 1948 01:49:45,346 --> 01:49:46,913 Fuckin' stalled, man! 1949 01:49:46,914 --> 01:49:48,348 Fuckin' drive, dude! Come on! 1950 01:49:48,349 --> 01:49:50,850 Oh, shit! Ohhh, shit! 1951 01:49:50,851 --> 01:49:53,352 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distorted shriek ) 1952 01:49:53,353 --> 01:49:55,421 What the fuck?! Where'd she go?! 1953 01:49:55,422 --> 01:49:56,670 What the fuck?! 1954 01:49:56,695 --> 01:49:58,925 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( shrieking ) 1955 01:49:58,926 --> 01:50:00,293 Holy shit! 1956 01:50:00,294 --> 01:50:02,395 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( tyler panting ) 1957 01:50:02,396 --> 01:50:04,298 What the fuck? Where'd she go? 1958 01:50:04,299 --> 01:50:06,565 Where the fuck did she go? 1959 01:50:06,566 --> 01:50:07,900 What the fuck? 1960 01:50:07,901 --> 01:50:09,636 CHAD: The fuck was that? 1961 01:50:09,637 --> 01:50:13,008 TYLER: (PANTING) What the fuck, man? 1962 01:50:14,008 --> 01:50:15,908 Oh, Jesus! 1963 01:50:15,909 --> 01:50:18,578 Fuck me! The fuck does she want? 1964 01:50:18,579 --> 01:50:20,379 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( engine groans ) 1965 01:50:20,380 --> 01:50:23,754 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping panicked chatter ) 1966 01:50:26,754 --> 01:50:29,955 Unlock the doors, Chad. 1967 01:50:29,956 --> 01:50:31,325 At least open my door. 1968 01:50:31,326 --> 01:50:33,659 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( overlapping panicked shouts ) 1969 01:50:33,660 --> 01:50:36,061 What the fuck, man? Unlock the doors! 1970 01:50:36,062 --> 01:50:38,364 Fuck! Chad! 1971 01:50:38,365 --> 01:50:41,534 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( locomotive brakes shrieking ) 1972 01:50:41,535 --> 01:50:43,776 Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! 1973 01:50:48,776 --> 01:50:51,415 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( videocassette ejects ) 1974 01:50:55,415 --> 01:51:00,319 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( droning static and distorted audio ) 1975 01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:03,964 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( intense rock music playing ) 1976 01:51:11,964 --> 01:51:15,368 Go! Go! Go! 1977 01:51:15,369 --> 01:51:17,089 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( intense rock music continues ) 1978 01:51:36,089 --> 01:51:39,726 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( indistinct shouts ) 1979 01:51:39,727 --> 01:51:42,781 GIRL: Aah! Aaaahhhh! 1980 01:52:01,781 --> 01:52:03,768 Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go, go! 1981 01:52:21,768 --> 01:52:23,883 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( distorted, repeating audio ) 1982 01:52:36,883 --> 01:52:38,919 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( vcr whirrs ) 1983 01:53:11,919 --> 01:53:13,949 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( vcr whirrs ) 1984 01:53:41,949 --> 01:53:43,978 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( vcr whirrs ) 1985 01:54:11,978 --> 01:54:14,008 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( vcr whirrs ) 1986 01:54:42,008 --> 01:54:44,039 {\pos(375,5)}{\a7}( vcr whirrs )