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Not all right, not okay!

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We don't have no teachers'
aides! Not all right...

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Not to be that guy,
but should we really

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be doing non-grammatical chants?

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Thank you for your input, Scott.

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How about this?

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Not all right, not okay.

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We have a complete lack
of teachers' aides.

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Thank you.

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I'm going inside.

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I got to pee.

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Ah-ah-ah, no, no, no, no!

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You can't pee across
the picket line.

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If you got to go, go to the
gas station up the street.

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But you got to buy something,
so get me some coffee.

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That-that is all the
way down on Lake Avenue.

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Well, that is wonderful, girl.

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Get your steps in!

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Not all right, not okay!

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We don't have no
teachers' aides!

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Don't worry, Mr. Schaefer.

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Yes, the faculty has been
on strike for two days,

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but the school is still open.

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And I'm happy to
report we've got

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substitutes for every class.

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No, I said "substitutes."

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Why would I say we
had prostitutes?

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We don't have no
teacher's aides!

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Is she on the phone?

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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!

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We don't care
you're on the phone!

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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!

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We don't care
you're on the phone!

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Um, Dave?

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Dave. David.

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Yeah?

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Let me explain the science
of the leaf blower to you.

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You're supposed to blow
the leaves off your lawn,

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not back all over your lawn.

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Yeah, well, I already did that.

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But then they were
all in a neat pile,

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and I was gonna have to
go back inside and Gemma

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is not a pleasure right now.

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And when I told her to calm
down, she told me to...

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Damn.

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Gemma said that?

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Yeah. It's bad.

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I've never seen her this
upset. Usually, when she's mad,

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Tina helps her
through it, but now

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Tina is the reason she's mad.

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Yeah, yeah, Tina is
upset with Gemma, too.

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You know that
five-piece china set

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that Gemma got us
for our anniversary?

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Is it now a
three-piece china set?

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Or a 75-piece china set,
depending on how you look at it.

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Oh, Dave. I don't know

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why you're bothering
with that leaf blower.

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Your wife blows hot
air all day long.

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Tina, Tina, come on.

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Hey, Dave, can you... Oh.

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I'm going back inside.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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I'm going back inside.

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Fine, I'll stay
and you go inside.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait, Gemma,
you don't tell me what to do.

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Well, then fine, stay
out here, backstabber.

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Okay, you know what, Gemma?
You can kiss my... What?

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Rot in hell!

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- And your mama!
- Oh!

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Dave, this is way
bigger than leaves.

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We might have to
relandscape out here.

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Maybe put in a pool.

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Nope.

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What are you doing?

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Just getting rid
of some books, man.

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These all remind me of Janelle.

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Oh, come on, big bro.

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I know breakups are hard.

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But enough already.

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You threw out all
the Cap'n Crunch.

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She loved Cap'n Crunch.

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I love Cap'n Crunch.

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That's why I bought
the Cap'n Crunch.

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Look, man, I-I don't get it.

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When you two were together,
you didn't seem that serious.

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Now that she's gone, you
can't live without her.

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That's how true
love works, Marty.

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So, what, you're just gonna
throw all these books away?

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No, man, I'm gonna put 'em
in Dave's little library.

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Really? <i>The...</i>

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<i>Secrets to Pleasing
a Black Woman?</i>

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Maybe not this one.

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Mm. Mm.

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Okay.

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- Oh, my God, okay, here we go.
- What?

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Let me guess, Marty... you
got a tickle in your throat,

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you went on WebMD and now
you think you have scurvy.

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No. I eliminated scurvy
by eating three oranges.

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So, clearly, this is
something much worse.

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Marty, I brought you some zinc.

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Oh, no, stay back. Stay back!

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Where are my N-95 masks?

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Malcolm!

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Oh, let me guess

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they reminded you of Janelle.

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She liked to wear the pink ones.

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It's just a cold, Marty.

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This isn't <i>Game of Thrones.</i>
You don't have greyscale.

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We're not gonna exile you
to the ruins of Valyria

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with the other stone men.

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You know nothin', Jon Snow.

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Oh, you better get
used to this, Courtney.

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Marty is very bad at being sick.

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You know, when he was nine,
he had his tonsils out

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and he wrote a will.

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What did he leave you?

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Nothing. He left everything

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to the American Tonsil Society.

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Which does not exist.

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It should.

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Well, you'd better rally.

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We have our baby
safety class tomorrow.

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Oh, no, no, no,
I-I can't do that.

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As sick as I am, I can
barely lift up my own head.

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Let alone a rubber baby.

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Plus,

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it'd be irresponsible,
exposing all those fetuses

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to my pestilence.

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It's for mothers and fathers.

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I don't want to go there
looking like my baby

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- doesn't have a father.
- Malcolm can go.

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You don't know what
Malcolm can do.

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Do you have plans?

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You know I don't.

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Okay, so, tomorrow,
you the daddy.

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Hey, Tina, I was just
talking to Dave...

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Traitor.

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Well, Dave was talking to me.

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You know, "Yap, yap, yap, yap."

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But then I heard him say

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that Gemma realizes
that she was wrong.

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So, Tina Butler actually
said she was wrong?

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I couldn't believe it myself.

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But that's what Calvin told me.

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So, why didn't she
tell me herself?

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She was afraid of
how you would react.

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What, to being told I'm right?

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Yes, she realizes
you were right.

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She wants to get together for
dinner to work things out.

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Okay. Well, I guess
the right thing to do

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would be to let her apologize.

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Well, I guess I could
listen to her apology.

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Great. You know what,

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we'll do it here over dinner.

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Okay.

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But I'm not cooking.

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Of course not.

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So, Tina's cooking?

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She insisted.

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Okay, good.

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I'm mad at her, but I'm
not mad at her short ribs.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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- Jump in.
- This is pad Thai.

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Better than short
ribs, don't you think?

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No.

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Well, when you're done
insulting the food,

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maybe there's something
you want to say to me?

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I want to accept something

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after you say something to me.

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What kind of apology is this?

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Why would I have an apology?

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Well, this is healthy.

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The word "apology" is
being thrown around a lot.

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Gemma?

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This strike is not going to end
until we have teachers' aides.

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But you keep ignoring the issue.

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I am not ignoring it.

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It's just, sometimes tough
decisions have to be made.

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Calvin, do you hear
this craziness?

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Crazy.

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Yes.

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But, in all fairness,

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it is tough when you're
in charge of the budget.

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I have to deal with that
all the time at the Fusebox.

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Okay, okay. So, at the Fusebox,

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do you make your
software engineers

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run the bake sale?

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Well, actually,

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- it's not like th...
- Well, you know, uh,

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Tina does make some
reasonable points.

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What?!

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I'm just saying,

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you hire an employee
to do a job,

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not every job.

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Exactly.

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I should not be
coaching kickball

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during my lunch break.

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I mean, my high heels keep
punching through the Astroturf.

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I get that, but

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sometimes, when
you're in management,

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you have to ask your
team to go the extra mile

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for the good of the business.

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Thank you, Calvin.

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But any organization's

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most valuable resource is
the people in the trenches.

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Damn it, Dave! Give me some.

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Okay...

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Dave, the whole point of this

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was that you were
to agree with me.

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No, we just agreed to agree.

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I never agreed to
agree with you.

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I can't believe
you're on Tina's side.

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That's because Dave
has empathy for people.

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He doesn't work them
till their fingers bleed

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like you and Calvin.

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- Okay.
- Uh, listen, okay, all right.

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Uh, Gemma and I just
understand what it is

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to be management, all right?

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You just have to look
at the bigger picture.

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Exactly. Calvin and I

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are big-picture people.

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You hear this, Dave?

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I guess we're just
little-ass picture people.

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I ain't got no time for this!

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You know what?

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I ain't got no time
for this, either.

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Solidarity forever.

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Well, Calvin, I guess
I better go, too.

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No, no, no, Gemma, stay.

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All right? It's not our
fault that some people

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don't understand
business, all right?

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We deserve this satay.
Here, here, come on.

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Yes. With extra peanut sauce.

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That's right, sauce me up.

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- Yep.
- Calvin, you better

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sauce your ass in this room!

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You might want to take that.
- To go. Get on out of here. - Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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Dave, what are you doing?

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Serenading you, because
you're mad at me.

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It's not working.

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Well, so you say,

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but you can never resist
my "ooh-koo-lay-lay."

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Say "ukulele" like
everyone else.

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That's not how they
say it in "Ooh-vah-ee."

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I just wish you could understand

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how much stress I'm
under right now.

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Come on, Mom, I don't want
to be late for school.

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Uh, my new science
teacher is awesome.

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That's great.

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See? Grover loves
the substitutes.

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Tell your little comrade
Tina to strike all she wants.

257
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,558
We're still learning
at my school.

258
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:51,409
It is so cool. I've learned
so much about astrology.

259
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,280
- You mean astronomy.
- Wh...

260
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,350
No way. Astronomy
is pseudoscience.

261
00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,287
It completely ignores how
the alignment of planets

262
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,052
predicts our future love lives.

263
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,911
You still want me.
- To talk to Tina? - Don't you dare.

264
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:14,693
Mommy, chicken soup is
not a cure for anything.

265
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,981
It's just salt and fat and
little bits of carrots.

266
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,221
And love.

267
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:24,529
Okay, fine, it-it's got
love in it, too, but still,

268
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,705
I'm following the science.

269
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,621
I got a vaporizer, an
atomizer, a nebulizer.

270
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:32,996
You want science, just put some
Vicks VapoRub on your feet.

271
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,975
How is that science?

272
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,498
You put the Vicks on your feet,

273
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:38,891
you put on some socks,

274
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:41,067
the Vicks sucks all the cold

275
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,808
out of your body,
through your feet,

276
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,636
and into the socks.

277
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,116
But, Mommy...

278
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,814
Marty, please, stop
wasting my time.

279
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,729
I've already been
fighting my best friend.

280
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,252
I am not about to fight you.

281
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,080
I just don't want
to get my baby sick.

282
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,129
The baby is gonna make <i>you</i> sick.

283
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,044
What?

284
00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:02,654
Oh, okay, Marty.

285
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,656
The baby's gonna
bring every germ

286
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,832
in the world into your house.

287
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:10,270
When the baby comes home
from day care, coughing,

288
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,620
it's gonna have
snot caked all over

289
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,125
its little face,
and then... Oh!

290
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:20,541
Sneeze right into your mouth.

291
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,891
No.

292
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,568
Yes.

293
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,723
And you're gonna have
to take care of the kid.

294
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,335
So you better get used to
being sick all the damn time.

295
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:35,382
So. Put your big boy pants
on, put your Vapo-socks on

296
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,582
and get ready to power
through it, daddy.

297
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,693
Okay. Okay, all
right, I can do this.

298
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,129
Yes, you can. You sure can.

299
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,304
But you know what, when I heard

300
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,002
my little baby boy was sick,

301
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:49,179
I dropped everything, ran
home and started cooking.

302
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,398
Now open your mouth

303
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,729
and put some soup in it.

304
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,146
Connor, Graycen, nice
to have you, welcome.

305
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,626
Next.

306
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,976
I'm Jordan. This
is my husband Jay.

307
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,718
And we're at, oh,
my God, 32 weeks.

308
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,809
Well, okay, you're
getting close. Next.

309
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,203
- Hi, I'm Courtney.
- I'm Malcolm.

310
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,770
And how far along are you two?

311
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,860
Oh, no, we are not a two.

312
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,079
Okay, so you're not married,

313
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,689
but you're gonna
be an involved dad?

314
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,803
Oh, no, I am not
involved at all.

315
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:30,722
In fact, I'm not involved
with, uh, with anyone.

316
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,354
He's my baby's father's brother.

317
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:37,251
Same DNA, no smashing.

318
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,448
You know, I was involved,
uh, with someone,

319
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,928
until very, very recently,

320
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,975
but, uh, yeah, I... I
threw that all away.

321
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,218
Like a fool.

322
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,198
Aw, don't beat yourself up.

323
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,287
Yeah, it was all my fault.

324
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,028
But-but I'm trying, you know.

325
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:59,466
I'm trying to make myself
a, uh, a better man.

326
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,841
And I'm trying to
keep my baby alive.

327
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,777
So, can we get
back to that part?

328
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,911
Yes. Right. Okay, uh, everybody,

329
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,217
pick up your babies and
let's practice cradling them.

330
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,982
Yeah. Let's...

331
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,963
Uncle Malcolm,

332
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,598
you don't pick
them up by the leg.

333
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,882
Can we get another baby?

334
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,647
Or some duct tape?

335
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,194
Hey, Calvin. Tina's
still mad, I see.

336
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,065
Eh. How'd you know?

337
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,459
You always work on your
truck when she's mad.

338
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,027
Like on her birthday, when
you got her NFL Sunday Ticket.

339
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,838
Yeah, I worked on this truck
for a month after that one.

340
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,948
You know, I like being back
under the hood, though.

341
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,471
It's my happy place.

342
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,995
Aah! Come on, you stupid cord.

343
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,824
Yeah, I know how you feel.

344
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,913
I had to teach
six classes today.

345
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,220
I haven't taught a class
since we moved here.

346
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,526
The kids were screaming
and talking back

347
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,312
and they have no
attention span at all.

348
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,228
Kind of forgot how
hard teaching is.

349
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,056
Yeah, that's what Tina says.

350
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,928
But I also forgot
how much I love it.

351
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,278
She says that, too.

352
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,453
She does?

353
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,020
Yeah.

354
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,631
Of course she does.

355
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,701
How did I let it get this far?

356
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,551
I don't know. You guys
have a very stressful job.

357
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,292
'Cause, personally,

358
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,579
I don't like other
people's kids.

359
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,038
What about Grover?

360
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,412
I'm talking about other people
that's not on this block.

361
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,786
Now it's so clear to me.

362
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,551
I was falling in love.

363
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,009
But that scared me so badly

364
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,512
that I pushed her away.

365
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,491
And now, everywhere I go,

366
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,431
everything I do... it haunts me.

367
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,005
The thought of what
could have been.

368
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,918
Oh...

369
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,202
Oh, brother.

370
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,117
You have to forgive yourself.

371
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,533
You know, I'm trying, Lorraine.

372
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,600
But I got a long way to go.

373
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,602
You'll get there.

374
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,256
I know you will.

375
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,518
Thank you.

376
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,911
The syllabus said we would

377
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,329
get to CPR by now, so...

378
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,809
You're a good guy, Malcolm.

379
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,702
And, trust me, someday,

380
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,662
a great woman is going
to see all of that.

381
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,533
I mean, who knows, maybe

382
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,014
she knows everything
about babies

383
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,127
but doesn't have any herself.

384
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,782
Yet.

385
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,588
I hope she's out there.

386
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,310
She's closer than
you can imagine.

387
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,987
I'm just saying, because

388
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,814
we only have 20 minutes left

389
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,555
and I think you skipped
over a lot of stuff.

390
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,233
This isn't about you.

391
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,726
Hi, Tina.

392
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,009
Gemma.

393
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,923
I have something I
need to say to you.

394
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:19,362
I'm not happy about the
strike, but believe me,

395
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,278
I understand that
teaching is hard

396
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,888
and I hate that I somehow became

397
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,368
a pencil-necked bureaucrat.

398
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:28,501
- Did you say you understand?
- Yes.

399
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,068
I guess I just lost sight
of what's really imp...

400
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,920
I love you, too.

401
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,074
This is so dumb! - You're my best friend!
- This is crazy! I'm sorry!

402
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,665
- I love you!
- I missed you so much!

403
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,210
I'm gonna make this right.

404
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,690
I am gonna get the teachers
the support they deserve.

405
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,606
A-And that means taking a stand
with the board of trustees.

406
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,086
And I may get fired...

407
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,479
Uh, what?!

408
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,829
I wish they would. Let
them try to fire you.

409
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,091
You thought that strike was bad?

410
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,555
We'll burn that
place to the ground.

411
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,617
Okay. Okay, easy now.

412
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,967
That strike has really
got you worked up.

413
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,993
But I'm glad to know
you have my back.

414
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,102
Always.

415
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,649
Now...

416
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,170
- You want to get drunk?
- Yes, please.

417
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,334
Look at you... up and around.

418
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,466
Yup. I'm a new man.

419
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,927
I smell Vicks.

420
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,322
Did Mama do your feet?

421
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,803
Yeah.

422
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,285
My chest, too.

423
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,439
But she also gave
me some tough love,

424
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,268
like being a parent is
a 24 hour a day job.

425
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,053
I-I won't be able to handle
it if I act like a baby,

426
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,838
so that might be
my last chest rub.

427
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,299
No, it's time.

428
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,564
It's been time for 20 years.

429
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,761
You guys, Calvin killed
it at the ring toss booth.

430
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,068
I told you, it's
all in the wrist.

431
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,138
And now I'm bringing
home the gold.

432
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,508
Dad, what are you gonna
do with that goldfish?

433
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,206
I don't know.

434
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,493
Just don't feel right
throwing it in the trash.

435
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,341
Sorry, buddy,

436
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,691
- you are stuck with that thing.
- Yeah.

437
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,303
- Oh, here you go, Grover.
- Oh.

438
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:17,199
Thanks, Mr. Calvin. Uh,
Dad, we need a fish tank.

439
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,681
- Yeah, we do.
- Yup.

440
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,140
Oh, so how'd the teacher
strike get settled?

441
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,794
Oh, well, once Gemma and the
teachers were on the same side,

442
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,231
board didn't stand a chance.

443
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,364
Yeah, my girl Gemma gave
us everything we wanted.

444
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,540
Hell, I'm just glad
all of the teachers

445
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,281
are cool with Gemma again.

446
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,742
- Eh.
- Eh.

447
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,660
Ooh, I'm scared.

448
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,728
Is that all you got, Ryan?

449
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:52,819
Come on, nobody in a bow
tie can take me down.

450
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,628
You're mean.

451
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,391
That's what I'm talking about.

452
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,567
Hope you can swim, blondie.

453
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,526
Ooh, ooh!

454
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,875
Ooh!

455
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,703
Oh.

456
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,925
Come on. Is there nobody here
who can take down the principal?

457
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,363
- All right, come on.
- Oh, Tina?

458
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,627
Please. Don't bring that
weak sauce to my tank.

459
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,239
Okay.

460
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,028
Oh, no.

461
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,291
Bye, neighbor.

462
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,820
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