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Are you sure you're ready
to go back to work, Calvin?

2
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It's been two weeks, Tina.
My knee is healed, all right?

3
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I didn't stay home this long

4
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when I had
gallstones taken out.

5
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You didn't have
gallstones taken out.

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It was your appendix.

7
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Well, something came out,
and I was right back on my feet.

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All right, Calvin.

9
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Venturing out in the world?

10
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He's supposed to be venturing
to physical therapy,

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but he won't make
an appointment.

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I don't need it, Tina.
I was born in the '60s.

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That's when things were
built tough.

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I'm not made
of fiberglass and plastic

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like these new people.

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Hi.

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Hey, what's...Hey, what's with
the big thermometer?

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It's for our
fundraising campaign,

19
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but I can't
leave it at school.

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Some creative young artist
keeps adding things to it

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that, uh, make it look
like something else.

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Oh. Like what?

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Oh... yeah.Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

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We're raising money
to build an aquatic center

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to attract new families
to the school.

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Finally, we can stick it
to those snobs

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at the Oak Ridge Academy.

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Hey, do you know their cafeteria
has a Michelin star?

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Stop following that
school on Instagram!

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I got to run.Yeah, you know what,
me too.

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[groans]

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TINA:
Okay.

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Enough, Calvin.

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I'm making you
an appointment for PT.

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Ooh, you know, I know
a great physical therapist.

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I refer people to him
at the VA all the time.

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His name is Derrick Frye.

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Oh, theDerrick Frye?

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Used to play for the Rams?

40
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So, you've heard of him?

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Yes, Dave.
I'm a man.

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And I watch football.

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Oh, good.
So, you'll do it?

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Yeah. Yeah, I guess,
you know, if I--

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I mean, if I need to do it,

46
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then I might as well
go to someone

47
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who's used to working
on elite athletes like myself.

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I'm out of here, guys.

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[groaning]

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

51
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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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♪

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Whoa. What happened
to you?

54
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After-school art club.
That's what happened to me.

55
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I'm a history teacher.
Look at this top.

56
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I was gonna take this back!

57
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You're lucky.

58
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Our dear principal
made me supervise

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the softball team.

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I had to wear this huge
leather glove thing.

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And it was not new.

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Well, it's all
for the kids, right?

63
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Are the kids gonna
refund me my $59?

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$59? American dollars?

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I'm quoting the original price.

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Look, the point is,

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we are being overworked.

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I know she's
your friend and all,

69
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but Principal Johnson
needs to stop asking us

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to do double duty.

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She's got to hire
some teachers' aides.

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Look, look, no one cares
about this school

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more than Gemma, okay?

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She busts her butt, too.

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Let's cut her
a little slack, okay?

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Hello, teachers!Hey.

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Oh! Looks like
someone had fun in art.

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Sure did.
[fake laugh]

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You know me,
anything for the kids.

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Aw.

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That's right.

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Speaking of which, is anyone
free tomorrow afternoon?

83
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Thank you, Tina!

84
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Wh-wh-what?
I didn't say yes.

85
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But it's an emergency.

86
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I need someone to chaperone
the fifth graders' field trip

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to the Altadena
Waste Disposal Center.

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You mean the dump.

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Please don't call it
"the dump."

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The dump people get
very offended.

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I'd do it,
but I'm swamped.

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I've got the
fundraising campaign,

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the annual report to finish,

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back-to-back donor dinners...

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Plus, it'll be fun.

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Fine.

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[school bell rings][sighs]
You're the best.

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Eh.

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Have fun, Tina.Mm-hmm.

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Hope you had
your tetanus shot.

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Yeah, you know,

102
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I was a running back
back in my day.

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And I almost made the pros,

104
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but, you know,
just missed the cut, man.

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Really? What college
did you play for?

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You know... [stammers]
...in college, too.

107
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I-I missed the cut.

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I missed the cut.

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But, uh,
I dominated in high school,

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middle school, peewee,
you know.

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It's just good to talk
to somebody else

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that played the game.

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You know.

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All right, Calvin,
I need to know,

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are you injured
or are you hurt?

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What's the difference?

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If you're injured,
you can't play.

118
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But if you're hurt,
I'm gonna put your butt

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back on the field
and give you the ball.

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Okay...Mm-hmm.

121
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Now, I'm gonna ask you
one more damn time--

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Are you injured
or are you hurt?

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You know, I'm still
a little confused...

124
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...but I'm gonna say "hurt"?

125
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Now we're talking.

126
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Now let's get you
off that bench...Okay.

127
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...and back in the game.All right.

128
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Now, this
electro stim machine

129
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is gonna get
the blood flowing

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to your knee.

131
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Let's get to work.All right.

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[machine humming]Mm.

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How's that feel?

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[chuckling]:
I didn't even know it was on.

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That's what
I'm talking about.

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Let's crank it up, then.

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Okay.[machine beeps]

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No pain, no gain.

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That's my motto.

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All right.

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Now we're
getting somewhere.

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You good?

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[muttering]:
I'm okay. I'm all right.

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[muffled groan]

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[shouts]

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Whoo. Okay, man.

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Well, thanks for coming, man.

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That was a good one
right there.

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Are you under the impression
that we're done here?

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No, sir.

151
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Coach... sir...
D-doctor. Doctor?

152
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Pick one!
Okay. [mumbles]

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♪

154
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Right. So, Pop drove
all the way to work today

155
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but didn't get out
of his truck?

156
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I think his knee
still hurts.

157
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We had to have our staff
meeting in the parking lot.

158
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Whenever he didn't like an idea,
he just honked.

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[both laughing]

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Ooh. I'd better go.

161
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I am about to be late
for class.

162
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Uh, okay.

163
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Malcolm, yeah, I got
something to show you, man.

164
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It's about your girl--

165
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What?Janelle!

166
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[chuckles nervously]
Hey, how you doing?

167
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You're rocking
that computer bag.

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Thank you.

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[chuckling]:
Okay.

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Bye, babe.
Bye.

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See you later.

172
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Uh... what's going on, Trey?

173
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All right, look, I'm not
even gonna sugarcoat this.

174
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I was scrolling on Tinder,
looking for a wife--

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Yours or someone else's?

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I mean, I'm open.

177
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Anyway,
I swiped on Janelle.

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Whoa, Janelle?

179
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Why would you swipe
on my Janelle?

180
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Nah, see, I was just
swiping and swiping,

181
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and before I realized,
it-it was her.

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And you can't un-swipe.

183
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Why is she on a dating app?

184
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I don't know,
but whatever you do,

185
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don't tell her I told you,
'cause I ain't no snitch.

186
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I got you, man.
Don't say that.

187
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Hey. I forgot my keys.

188
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Yeah, uh, Trey saw you
on Tinder!

189
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No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.

190
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Come on, Trey.

191
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Yes.

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I guess I still have the app,

193
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but I wouldn't say
I'm onthere.

194
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I mean,
I still have Angry Birds.

195
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Yeah, I guess I need
to free up some storage space.

196
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[chuckles] Yeah, that's,
that's a great idea.

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Why don't you start
with Tinder?

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I mean, I need more space
for our pictures.[chuckles]

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And that video.Shh.

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[exclaims]

201
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BOTH:
Damn!

202
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What?

203
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Well, I mean,

204
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you-you're finally
settling down.

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Oh, settling down?
What you talking about?

206
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I mean, you made her delete
her dating app.

207
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You low-key just proposed.

208
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What?
That's ridiculous, man.

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♪ Malcolm's got
a girlfriend! ♪All right, stop.

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Stop. Anybody can--♪ Malcolm's got a girlfriend,
Malcolm's got a girlfriend. ♪

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♪

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00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,700
[groans]

213
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I think there's something
rotten in the fridge.

214
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It's not the fridge.

215
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Yes, it's me!

216
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One of the kids thought he saw
a hundred dollar bill

217
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in a pile of garbage
and went after it.

218
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And guess who had
to pull him out? Me!

219
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Turned out to be a flyer
for a strip club.

220
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Hello to the best faculty
in all of Pasadena.

221
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Ooh, it's a little
ripe in here.

222
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That's because
I just got back

223
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from that "waste treatment
center" that you sent me to.

224
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Ugh, thank you so much.

225
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I'd hug you, but...
you know.

226
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Now...

227
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,700
[mouths]

228
00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:58,180
Who has a red marker?

229
00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:00,010
I have exciting news.

230
00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:03,020
Is that bag covering
what I think it's covering?

231
00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:04,670
It was in a locked cabinet.

232
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,760
I don't know how these kids
are getting to it.

233
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,070
It's the parents.
I blame the parents.

234
00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:12,550
But not to their faces,
because...

235
00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:15,420
we are now at 85%
of our fundraising goal

236
00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:16,900
for the new aquatic center.

237
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It's gonna look so great
on the school's brochure.

238
00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:21,640
Oh, Mr. Ryan, I need you

239
00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,430
to design a brochure.

240
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On top of debate club,

241
00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,610
parking lot duty,
and Model U.N.?

242
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,610
Thank you!
You are a rock star.

243
00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:32,040
[Gemma sighs]

244
00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:34,440
I really can't
thank you all enough

245
00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,440
for going the extra mile
for our kids.

246
00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,360
You-you really
want to thank us?

247
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Try hiring some
teachers' aides.

248
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That would be fantastic.

249
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:44,840
Uh...

250
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I wish we could afford it.

251
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Oops! I've got to run

252
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to an organizing meeting
for the silent auction.

253
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Smell you later.

254
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Sorry, that's just
an expression.

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♪

256
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Now come on,
Calvin. Let's go.

257
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I've got
a reputation here.

258
00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,210
By the second
or third session,

259
00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,080
I've always gotten
my client to 50%.

260
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,380
I'm undefeated.

261
00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,600
At therapy?

262
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,210
At life.

263
00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,520
Now, we're gonna do
some fire cupping.

264
00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,090
You don't mind
a little heat, do you?

265
00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,920
Well, I mind being set on fire.

266
00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,440
A little fire never
hurt anybody.

267
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,660
Well, that's not true.

268
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,880
That's why they have burn units.

269
00:10:28,930 --> 00:10:29,930
[knock on door]

270
00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:31,060
Ooh, hey, Calvin.

271
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,060
Sorry, sorry.

272
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,320
I don't want to interrupt.

273
00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:34,450
Oh, oh, it's not interrupting.

274
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,980
You're not interrupting.

275
00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:37,680
There's always time for Dave.
You know what?

276
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,940
Uh, let's put a pin in
this fire cup thing, okay?

277
00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:44,680
[popping noise]Okay.

278
00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,470
Is it fire
cupping time?

279
00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,080
You know, I remember
when Derek did this to me.

280
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,470
It was rough.

281
00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:51,690
It was?

282
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,650
You could have fooled me.

283
00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:55,350
Hey, your man Dave, here?

284
00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:57,000
He can take
some pain.

285
00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,440
This Dave?

286
00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:01,530
Fanny pack Dave?

287
00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,350
Oh, yeah.

288
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,010
This man's a beast.

289
00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,620
I haven't worked with
a guy this tough

290
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,710
since The Rock.

291
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,100
[laughing]: Okay,

292
00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:13,060
did you just compare Dave
to The Rock?

293
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,710
Oh, no,

294
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,370
I compared The Rock to Dave.

295
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,550
Now, now, Calvin, look,
I don't want

296
00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:26,810
Derek's effusive compliments
to make you feel less than.

297
00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,770
Okay? Not everyone has
my strength and fortitude.

298
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,030
Mm-hmm.

299
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,470
I have to open jars for you.

300
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,520
You know what?

301
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,820
Come on. Light me back on fire.

302
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:41,300
Let's go!

303
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,180
So Tina and the teachers

304
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,920
asked you to hire
teachers' aides?

305
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:50,920
Yeah.

306
00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,530
So you're giving them candles

307
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,230
and Hershey's kisses?

308
00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:55,450
We can't afford
the good stuff.

309
00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:57,490
These are Costco Smooches.

310
00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,980
And, uh, that's...

311
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,200
Yes, it's
hair, Dave.

312
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,330
They've added hair.

313
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,680
The artist has gotten ambitious.

314
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,330
I just hope the teachers
appreciate this gesture.

315
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,510
I don't know
what else to do.

316
00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:14,120
They just
don't understand

317
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,120
what the aquatic center
will do for the school.

318
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,690
I mean, I don't, either.

319
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,040
None of my friends do.

320
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,390
Well, luckily,

321
00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:21,780
your friends don't
run the school.

322
00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:24,960
Hey, buddy,
Is that...

323
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,260
Is that Magic Marker
on your hand?

324
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,350
Uh, I don't know.
They're in my pockets.

325
00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:36,970
Were you the one drawing
testicles on my thermometer?

326
00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:40,800
Okay, Gemma, relax.
Our son would never do that.

327
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,450
I mean, that'd be nuts.

328
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,760
All right.

329
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,330
Quality dad joke.

330
00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:53,290
♪

331
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,810
[laughs]

332
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,730
Hey.
Hey.

333
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,160
Before you say anything,

334
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,170
this is not a dating app.
It's a video.

335
00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,990
It's the one with the baby
sitting in the snow going...

336
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,740
[speaks gibberish]

337
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,560
[laughs]

338
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,350
Yeah, that's
a good one.

339
00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:09,830
[clears throat]

340
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,350
Hey, you know what?
I owe you an apology.

341
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,880
Yeah, I made way
too big a deal

342
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,660
about you being on
a silly little app,

343
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,360
and, uh, I wouldn't blame you

344
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,750
for putting it
back on your phone.

345
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,970
Nah, I don't need it.

346
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,930
I forgot it was even there.

347
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,620
No, but really, really,

348
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,100
you should put it back.

349
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,590
You know, if only
to show me I had no right

350
00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:30,150
telling you to delete it, huh?

351
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,760
Who the hell do I think I am?

352
00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,510
So you want me
to start using it again?

353
00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:37,330
Well, I'm not saying
you have to use it...

354
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,420
But I should have it?

355
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,600
You should have the right

356
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,990
to have it.

357
00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:44,560
Okay, we've been together,
what, eight months?

358
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,650
Mm-hmm.

359
00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:46,780
I think I'm finally starting

360
00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:49,000
to understand you.Okay.

361
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,650
Remember when you made us
register our relationship

362
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,350
at the school,
but you kept insisting

363
00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:55,920
that we call it a "vibe"?

364
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,050
Well, vibe means we vibing.
It's...
Yeah.

365
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,660
Yeah, Malcolm, we're vibing,

366
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,050
we're hanging, we're chilling,
we're kicking it.

367
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,100
Yeah.I just don't think
we're dating.

368
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,800
Well, you know,

369
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,280
we shouldn't have to put
labels on ourselves, right?

370
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,450
We aren't label people.

371
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,060
Mm-hmm.

372
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,890
Remember the time I left
my toothbrush at your place,

373
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,590
accidentally,
and you lost your mind?

374
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,640
Okay, I would not say
I lost my mind.

375
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,770
You drove it to my house.

376
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,990
And now that I've deleted
the stupid app,

377
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,650
per your request,

378
00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,260
you're scared

379
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,390
because that means
we're in a real relationship.

380
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:36,780
You want boyfriend privileges,

381
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,610
but you don't want
to be a boyfriend.

382
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,480
And I don't have time for that.

383
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,530
Okay. Okay, okay,
look, Janelle,

384
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,230
I got the solution, okay?

385
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:49,270
Don't put Tinder
back on your phone.

386
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,630
No, Malcolm,
I have the solution.

387
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:55,890
We're done.

388
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,980
What, done?

389
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,550
You mean, like "done" done?

390
00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:02,590
You can say "done"
as many times as you want.

391
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,290
It's over.

392
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,430
Take care of yourself, Malcolm.

393
00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,250
Wait, Janelle...

394
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,210
♪

395
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:18,390
And then, out of the blue,
she broke up with me.

396
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,390
Can you believe that?No.

397
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,650
We thought you
were going to

398
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,870
break up with her.Mm-hmm.

399
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,350
What are you talking about?

400
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,660
Come on, man.

401
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,310
This seemed like
it was your way out.

402
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,230
It's vintage Malcolm.

403
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,750
You date them for a while,

404
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,710
you find something wrong,
and then you're out.

405
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,020
What? Man, I don't do that.

406
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,970
Oh, really?Keisha?

407
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,020
Her second toe was longer
than her big toe.

408
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,370
You were out.

409
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:42,500
Well, I am drawn to

410
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,630
a more traditional
flip-flop aesthetic.

411
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:48,250
Tanya didn't make the bed.

412
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:51,120
She was the last one in it.
Everyone knows that's the rule.

413
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,990
Stephanie.
You broke up with her

414
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,210
because she owned
her own bowling ball.

415
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,170
It's weird. They have them
at the alley, Trey.

416
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,570
Look, man,
I hate to say it, but...

417
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:04,830
you have
a commitment problem.

418
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,260
Man, you guys are crazy.

419
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,570
Okay, so why couldn't you
commit to Janelle?

420
00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:10,570
I was planning on committing.

421
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,270
I just hadn't decided
to definitely do it yet.

422
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,230
Brother, I don't know
what you're looking for,

423
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,760
but Janelle was brilliant

424
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,190
and funny,

425
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,850
and she was super into you.

426
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,150
He ain't lying.

427
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,940
If I had a Janelle,

428
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:26,850
I wouldn't even be on Tinder.

429
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,030
As much.

430
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,810
Okay, you know what?
Y'all are acting like

431
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,030
Janelle is perfect,

432
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,210
but she... she has flaws.

433
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,210
Like what?

434
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,990
She has never seen

435
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,080
Coming to America.

436
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,040
Yeah, okay.

437
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:46,260
Other day,
I said, "Sexual Chocolate."

438
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,260
She had no idea
what I was talking about.

439
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,530
Sexual Chocolate!

440
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,920
I have a problem, don't I?

441
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,410
I can't thank you enough

442
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,240
for your generous
gift, Dr. Kittay.

443
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,150
Yes, see you
at the pool.

444
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,680
Oh, in a speedo? [laughs]

445
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,590
Oh, you're great.

446
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,510
Hey, Gemma.

447
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:19,560
Um,

448
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,300
we got to have a real talk.

449
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,820
I am here on behalf
of the teachers.

450
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:26,130
Oh, did the gift bags
cheer them up?

451
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,960
Well, actually, they made
the teachers slightly angrier.

452
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,650
You see, we all have candles,

453
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,260
but what we need is help.

454
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,870
We're understaffed.

455
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,490
We need teachers' aides.

456
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:38,180
I so hear you,

457
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,920
and I've discussed it
with the board...Uh-huh.

458
00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:41,620
...and it's just not
in the budget right now.

459
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,230
But a swimming pool
is in the budget?

460
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,620
I wish. That's why
we're having a fundraiser.

461
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,110
So why don't
you have a fundraiser

462
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,500
for teachers' aides?

463
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,070
That's not how it works.

464
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,760
Until you make it work that way.

465
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:56,200
Tina, there's
a whole board of trustees

466
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,640
I have to answer to. I'm sorry.

467
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,160
But, hey,

468
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,290
if there's anything you need,
just name it.

469
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,510
I've been naming it, Gemma.

470
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,520
Teachers' aides.

471
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:10,040
[phone rings]

472
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,000
I'm sorry,
I've got to take this.

473
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,830
Mr. Schaefer,
hello.

474
00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:15,220
No, no, no,
I'm not busy at all.

475
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,220
♪

476
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,660
You know,
you never know

477
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,840
how important
a knee is

478
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,970
until you...

479
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,580
you don't have one,
you know?

480
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,970
Anything I dropped on the ground
this last month stayed there.

481
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:33,800
So, you feel better now, huh?

482
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,410
Hey, I feel great.
You know what?

483
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,070
Tackle me.

484
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:40,160
Hey, don't tempt me.

485
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,120
[both chuckling]

486
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,120
Ooh, hey, guys. How's it going?

487
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,250
Oh, hey, Calvin, uh,
I found your sunglasses.

488
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,380
I think you dropped them
in the driveway.

489
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,990
You know what? Drop them now.

490
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,780
Drop them.

491
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,340
Okay. Um...

492
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,130
Whoa.

493
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,570
[chuckles] Your man Derek here
got me straight, man.

494
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:05,230
Well, I couldn't have
done it without Dave.

495
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,790
Dave?

496
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,620
What'd Dave do?

497
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:12,060
Look, I needed to inspire you
to try harder.

498
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,760
DAVE:So, uh,

499
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,760
Derek held me up as an example

500
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,410
of strength and machismo.

501
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,680
You see, I used
Dave here to light

502
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,200
that competitive
fire in you.

503
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,720
You know, athletes
like you and me,

504
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,070
we just need
to be challenged.

505
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,810
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

506
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,950
You know. Yeah, we're the same,

507
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,600
you know?

508
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,650
So-so, what you're saying
is that Dave

509
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,780
wasn't so tough in his sessions?

510
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,870
[laughs] No.
He cried like a baby.

511
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,090
We've got the mockups
on the brochure.

512
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,880
The aquatic center looks great.

513
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,880
Yes, I have seen
the thermometer.

514
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:54,140
No, I have no idea who did it.

515
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:55,970
[people chanting]:
We don't need
no stinking pool.

516
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,800
Teachers need
some help at school.

517
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,370
We don't need
no stinking pool.I've got to run.

518
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,590
Teachers need
some help at school.

519
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,330
We don't need
no stinking pool.

520
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,020
Teachers need
some help at school.

521
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,720
Tina, really?

522
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,990
We don't want
Principal Johnson.

523
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:10,940
Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

524
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:12,730
We don't want
Principal Johnson.

525
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,600
Uh...Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

526
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,510
I'm from Michigan!

527
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,210
Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

528
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,080
Tina, tell them!

529
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,220
Send her back home
to Wisconsin.

530
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:23,220
We don't want
Principal Johnson...

531
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,050
GROVER:
No justice,
no homework.

532
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,400
No justice, no homework.

533
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,660
Grover, what are you doing?
Get to class.

534
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,880
There are no
teachers, Gemma.

535
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,230
He's an ally.

536
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,190
The principal has no principles.

537
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:45,020
Both of those "principles"
are spelled wrong, Grover.

538
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,850
Well, maybe your
new swimming pool

539
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,720
can teach him
the difference.[feedback squeals]

540
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:53,940
You don't need the megaphone.

541
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:55,600
You're very easy to hear.

542
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,030
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543
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,650
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