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OFFLINE LEARNERS
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What is this shit doing in the
motivational playlist?
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If there is nothing unexpected,
you get bored and it loses its effect.
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I want to speed up my pulse and
This song doesn't do it.
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I dare you to sing the chorus
at the top of your lungs without getting excited.
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- It's not going to happen.
- You don't believe it?
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What else?
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Join!
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Alanis classic.
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I was afraid.
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Until the end.
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Very good, daddy. Yeah!
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- We're ready.
- Let's do it!
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June was a bad month.
We need this sale.
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I have so much faith that we will close it
I'm going to order the best whiskey.
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It's expensive, but I want to invest
spiritually in our Success.
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If you didn't order that whiskey,
I would send you back to the car...
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to listen to the list
motivational again.
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Review of the report.
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Bob Williams. 16 years married.
Wife Karen. A daughter.
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That's page one.
I remind you of two.
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His daughter's name is Skyler. Gymnast.
An ace of the pommel horse.
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He doesn't just say it, he shows photos.
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Everyone's looking for something, right, Bob?
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Love. Success.
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But what is that
What can't you have more of?
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Time.
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You can't fight him.
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Don't even tell me.
Look at my little girl.
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-How old is Skyler?
- He turned nine.
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Nine? Is Skyler already 9?
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Holy shit. Are we that old?
Don't answer, Bob!
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I was going to answer.
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Soon she will use Karen's makeup
and you will have two beauties at home!
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Close with key.
Adolescence is approaching.
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Is he still an ace
of the pommel horse?
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- Do you want to see a photo?
- If it's not a bother.
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I'll show you Sky.
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Look at her.
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Yes, it has grown.
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Yes, Skyler is gleaning.
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Their diet is very healthy.
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Mainly fruits and nuts.
By own decision.
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Who knows what you can achieve
this girl on a squirrel diet.
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Winning gold, filling ourselves with pride?
Of course.
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- It already fills you with pride.
- I plead guilty.
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Friends, it goes by very quickly.
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Like a freight train on the tracks.
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She already has a boyfriend.
Someone you like, hopefully.
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He's already married.
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He sends you to an asylum!
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He will do it. Yes, I would.
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When you forget who he is.
It's a joke!
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It's good to laugh about Alzheimer's.
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- You can't control time.
- No.
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No.
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But it can be managed.
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Bob...
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Chronoshock Aught Thirteen.
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Carpe diem.
They will sell like hot cakes.
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I know they already have 6 stores,
You can ask for more than last year.
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They're kidding, right?
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His company... closed.
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Sorry?
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No, there have been rumors.
The last few years have been difficult.
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But who hasn't
had problems?
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They haven't told you, have they?
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I think they wanted us to have dinner
for old times' sake.
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His company closed.
I hate to be the one to tell them.
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I know I can't buy
the watches...
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because your company no longer exists,
but I wish I could!
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That's how good they are!
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A round of Pappy Van Winkle.
Enjoy it, gentlemen.
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Oh. It's very expensive.
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You know, Bob?
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- Would you mind...?
- Say no more. I pay.
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- Allow me.
- Let's divide the account by three.
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Don't talk nonsense.
I'm doing very, very...
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very good and you don't.
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Let me pay.
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- Let's split the bill. To each his own.
- Good.
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All very democratic.
But this Democrat is going to pay
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when I can, in a couple of weeks.
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What the hell are you doing, Sammy?
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What the hell do I do?
What the hell are you doing?
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Who told you you could enter?
in my office without an appointment?
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Did you close the company?
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And you sent us to make a sale
for Bob Williams to give us the news!
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Bob Williams is a big mouth.
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Yes it is.
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Forget the sale. Nobody wears a watch anymore.
They see the time on their cell phone.
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- I don't agree.
- There is more market.
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Lorraine, what time is it?
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10:26.
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A modern and pioneering secretary
It does not mark a cultural trend.
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He is 75 years old. The watches are
obsolete, and so are you two.
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Obsolete? What does that mean?
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That everything is done by computer!
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It's cheaper for a machine to tell you
to buy than to have a representative.
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No, people don't trust
in the machines.
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Did you see "Terminator"?
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- The 2? The 3? The 4?
- All.
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People want to deal with
people, not with Terminators.
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People hate people!
Times have changed.
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How negative.
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Luckily, I saw it coming, I sold everything,
I bought an apartment in Miami...
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new breasts for my wife.
Silicone It's legal again.
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- Is saline solution no longer used?
- My wife and I will live very comfortably.
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Good for you, huh?
Brilliant.
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So it's over, right?
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What about us, Sammy?
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They were very good sellers.
The best!
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But at the end of the day, they are employees.
Private soldiers. They will never be general.
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- Now I'm going to tell you something rude.
- Now are you going to tell us something rude?
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Get ready, it's not easy out there.
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And you two are dinosaurs.
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Get the idea. Where are they going...
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they had already been.
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Thank you for your services.
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What are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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But I'm worried about the present.
I don't know what I'm going to say to Megan.
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No. Leave it.
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For the love of God, leave her.
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Come on.
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EMBARGO NOTICE
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Megan, let's talk about this.
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Am I too generous in bed?
I can change.
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It won't be easy, but I will do it.
After the storm, comes calm.
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It is not always like this.
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Enough arguing about proverbs.
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I knew things were bad,
But a seizure notice?
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- Can I hug you? Touch you?
- No!
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I couldn't close the business
with Bob Williams.
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Did you ruin it?
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I didn't ruin it, the company closed
and we were left without a job.
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Honey I promise you
that I can pay for everything.
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It's not the money, Billy.
It's you.
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You always have big plans,
but you never do anything!
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You say we will go to Spain,
Do I know Barcelona?
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Barcelona! Not yet, but you will meet her.
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That?
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We will not go to Barcelona.
We talked about going to Barcelona
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but we are never going to go to Barcelona.
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Not with that attitude.
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- Are you hearing yourself?
- Yeah.
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I'm glad you talked about this,
we have a relationship
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and there is commitment.
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You don't know how much I want to believe that.
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Because I've been with you for a long time
and nothing ever gets better.
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My love, you are...
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you are a great guy
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but you always ruin things
and you disappoint people.
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Billy, I love you, but I'm
I'm sick of you disappointing me.
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It's terrible, Nicky.
Are you OK?
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I had to become independent when
I had the opportunity. What a fool!
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You did the right thing. you had a
fixed salary, it was the smartest thing.
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Dad would have been proud.
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About what? I didn't do the smartest thing,
I did the safest thing.
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And look where I am now.
Proud?
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at the baseball game
of your nephew. Cheer up!
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- Alright.
- Come on.
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Very good, Tate!
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Come on, Tate!
Hit it hard!
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He's a great guy.
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I always tell you that
You would be a very good father.
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Yes, you always tell me that.
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Unfortunately, you will need to have
a relationship of more than 3 months.
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Actually, it wouldn't be necessary.
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I'm going to call Kevin.
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I'm sure your boyfriend is great,
but I don't want to work for someone...
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I spent Thanksgiving explaining
the meaning of your tattoo.
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Be reasonable, Nicky.
Accept the job.
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If not, what are you going to do?
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Advance to first base, Ojo de Lince.
A ticket is as good as a hit.
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What is this guy saying? Foolishness.
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Nick!
- A walk is not as good as a hit.
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It's not as good as a double or a triple.
It's not as good as a home run.
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- Come on, make a big cut, Tate.
- Nick!
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- Leave the field.
- What are you doing?
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Do you call him Lynx Eye
so he doesn't swing?
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Come on, he's 12 years old.
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You have the rest of your life
to advance to first base.
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How about you take a walk
and you get out of here.
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- Stop calling him Lynx Eye, okay?
- I'll call him Lynx Eye.
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- You won't.
- Yes, I will.
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- You are Lynx Eye.
- Do you want to fight?
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- Go ahead, Tate. Punt!
- Let it go.
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I'm fine.
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- Let's play.
- Come on, Tate. Punt!
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Read Moneyball, you moron.
Walks are as good as hits.
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When you think your day
It can't be worse, it gets worse.
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I think the day took its toll on me.
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Is it just me, or does life look a lot alike?
to those hillbillies from Deliverance?
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He took me to the Tree,
He told me I had a nice mouth.
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You're there, screaming
like a pig on all fours.
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I'm looking, where's Burt Reynolds
with the crossbow? It won't come.
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We are there. It's going to happen.
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- They're going to rape you.
- Do you know what it is?
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I believe that life is within me.
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Pushing.
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And suddenly, life comes out.
But he's going to escape.
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And it explodes in my mouth.
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How are you?
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Pretty girl.
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How old is he?
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- He's a man.
- Alright.
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Anyway, it's very pretty.
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No pink or blue,
It's hard to realize
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but he has nice features,
Maybe I should be a model.
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That's what they're looking for,
that androgynous look.
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How many different ways do we have
to say: "I give up"?
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Saying, "Uncle." Saying: "Mercy",
before life stops hitting us.
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It's hitting us hard.
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I think that our generation
They have sold you false promises.
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They have told us:
"Go to university, study."
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Wait, you didn't go to college.
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I say this in general, in theory,
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they told us
that if we went to university,
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we would have work,
we would get a mortgage,
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we did everything we were supposed to
What we owed, and what did we achieve?
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Where are the thanks? Nothing.
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I'm going to call Kevin about that job.
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To Kevin? Thanksgiving tattoo?
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We're not so bad, are we, Nick?
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SALES JOBS
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Good.
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Come on, show me something good.
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JOBS FOR PEOPLE
WITH LITTLE SKILLS
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What are you going to do, Billy?
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THE HAPPY SNORING
MATTRESS STORE
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There it is! Nickrophile!
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- How are you?
- Good.
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- Working.
- That's what I see.
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Don't skimp on the corners.
They are very important.
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People always bring shit
in the shoes.
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Literally dog shit.
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Disgusting!
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I should have put on gloves.
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- That I should have put on gloves.
- They wouldn't work. Don't you want to be protective?
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I can put you in
the sidewalk with the huge arrow.
243
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,649
Under the sun's rays.
244
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,403
I have lost three to skin cancer!
That sidewalk is "the widow maker."
245
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:09,533
- I don't want to go there.
-How would you do with your alabaster skin?
246
00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:12,619
- Don't know.
- You would be dead in a year.
247
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,624
Muddy pants.
At 5.
248
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,918
- Where?
- There.
249
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:23,881
I would like to play there
do you know what I mean?
250
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,216
- Did you do it from behind?
- That?
251
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,385
Through the back door?
252
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,139
"Knock, knock. It's me."
253
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,558
"With my penis."
254
00:15:34,641 --> 00:15:37,728
It changes your life.
It changes your life!
255
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,065
When you enter that restricted area,
256
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,400
you won't want to go back
to use the main entrance.
257
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,152
Do you know what I mean?
258
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,364
We talk about the penis in the vagina.
259
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,325
This conversation makes me uncomfortable.
260
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:54,078
- Because?
- You're going out with my sister!
261
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,582
Don't think we didn't pass
for an adjustment period.
262
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:01,251
- Fit?
- Could you help me?
263
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,462
Yes. Nick is one of the best.
264
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,715
In fact, his entire family
She is a mattress expert.
265
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,344
Do it!
266
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:14,932
My question is whether the foam one is appropriate.
with memory or standard...
267
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:18,435
specifically for
have good lumbar support.
268
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,396
- That?
- Lumbar support.
269
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:24,566
Hello. Excellent mattress choice.
Why don't you go to bed?
270
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,696
Let's go step by step with your enigma.
What I think you're asking...
271
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:33,617
Billy, I'm with a client.
Start with this one.
272
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,411
- Yes, lie down.
- Come on a second.
273
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:40,290
- What are you doing here?
- I saw the future and it smiles at us!
274
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,460
I don't know what you have, but I have
a job and I don't want to lose him.
275
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:47,464
- Let's talk later?
- No. For the future there is no "later."
276
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,300
That? The future is all "later."
277
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:54,221
Literally, that is the future.
What are you taking about?
278
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,347
From Google.
279
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,475
- Google?
- That place is incredible.
280
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:02,646
They have nap cabins, lounges
massage, volleyball court, everything.
281
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,441
It's the best place to work
in the United States!
282
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,819
It is a technology company,
something we know nothing about.
283
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,822
Look, Google needs us.
And Google loves us.
284
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:16,326
Oh really? Damn crazy!
Did you get us a job at Google?
285
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,163
- Actually, it's not a job.
- How not?
286
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:23,584
It's an interview for an internship
that could become a job.
287
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,503
You're making me angry!
288
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:30,341
Do you want me to quit my job?
to go to an interview...
289
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,677
for practices that
Could they become a job?
290
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,555
Aren't you tired of asking
the minimum to survive?
291
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,683
- Yes.
- I want to do something important.
292
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:43,437
I want to have a life
that excites me and that it is great.
293
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:48,192
Nick, I want us to go to California.
I want those jobs at Google.
294
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,819
I'm going to talk to the manager.
295
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,821
Perfect! There it is.
296
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,116
- Lie face down.
- It will help you a lot.
297
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,994
We will give you some
support to the hips.
298
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,914
Imagine that there is a pillow here.
299
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:05,501
Spread your feet.
This disperses the heat a little.
300
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,086
Excuse me!
301
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,755
Can I help you with something?
302
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,715
That?
303
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,801
I'm trying to buy a mattress.
304
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,052
Incredible!
305
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:19,598
The interview is in an hour.
Maybe it's our last chance.
306
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,643
How are you doing, Gossip Girls?
They canceled their program.
307
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,811
Sorry?
308
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:28,816
You want to sell him this nonsense like
when the two were selling that garbage.
309
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,776
Listen, Marfan syndrome.
310
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,529
- That?
- Marfanism. The sickness of the tall ones.
311
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,197
The giant killer. You.
312
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,492
- We are the same height.
- Of course not.
313
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:43,122
I am highly attractive. You are the
kind of high that, in an airport...
314
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,249
People stop eating to watch.
315
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,460
You are a phenomenon.
Nick, a client is waiting.
316
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,380
Nick, our future awaits.
317
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,967
- Nick, do you know what it says here?
- No, I don't read Sanskrit.
318
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,428
"Make reasonable decisions."
319
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,472
It's rare to have that
tattooed on the neck.
320
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,224
Get to work now!
321
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,603
Oh! I'm sorry that
Have you seen that, miss?
322
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,314
Let's get back to you
and pelvic ventilation.
323
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,524
Kevin!
324
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,404
- That?
- You've insulted me all day.
325
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,865
- What are you doing?
- I take off my shirt.
326
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,659
I don't know what happens when
a dream is postponed.
327
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,120
Does it dry, like a
raisins under the sun?
328
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,540
Or does it explode?
I don't want to find out.
329
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,544
you just committed
the worst mistake of your life.
330
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:35,132
Hey! If you take off your shirt,
You will never wear it again!
331
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,633
There is no second chance!
332
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,304
See you in hell!
333
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,139
LIBRARY
334
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,808
- Will we see the interviewer here?
- No.
335
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:49,813
We will see it here. It's a video conference.
People do interviews online.
336
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,649
I like it.
It says here that...
337
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,527
practices are just
for university students.
338
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,656
I anticipated. I signed us up
at the University of Phoenix.
339
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,118
That proud online institution.
Come on, Phoenix Warriors!
340
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,121
Wait...did you write
who studied physics?
341
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:10,626
Because? I don't know anything about Physics.
Physics scares me.
342
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:15,673
These guys hit towards the ends.
They are not going to ask you about Physics.
343
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:19,551
- It's too obvious. I discarded it.
- Good. We hide in plain sight.
344
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,347
Did you say you study "Sales"?
345
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,974
Because talking is my thing.
I must dazzle them.
346
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,728
I thought about it very well. You make yourself
aside and let me dazzle them.
347
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,022
Have you finished yet?
The limit is 15 minutes.
348
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:35,192
I'm sorry. The big ones need
the computer longer.
349
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,362
But you can win.
Go buy yourself a soda.
350
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,322
Give your body some sugar.
351
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,282
Enjoy it.
352
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,826
What a beautiful girl.
353
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,204
there they are. When you press here,
They will be able to see us.
354
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,164
Come closer so they can see us.
355
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,334
- The webcam is small. Come closer.
- Don't invade me.
356
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,294
- Cheek to cheek.
- I already understood.
357
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,380
- They can't see us.
- I understand.
358
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,882
- Put your cheek next to mine!
- I understand!
359
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,009
If we see them!
360
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,886
Great! Hello!
I'm Billy!
361
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,722
We also hear them well.
362
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,056
- Perfect.
- Good.
363
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,891
-Billy McMahon.
-Nick Campbell.
364
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,393
- Benjamin.
-Allison.
365
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,561
We are thirsty.
366
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,189
Wait, I'm not an ATM.
I'm in a job interview.
367
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,691
We will return.
368
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,776
Are they in a library?
369
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:22,948
- Yes. There are some very beautiful children.
- It's a program we work on.
370
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,076
We teach children
What it feels like to be homeless.
371
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,244
What is his name?
372
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,705
- It's called...
- "Change of Attitude."
373
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,415
We help children.
374
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,251
We did the interview here
to help...
375
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,545
and because we don't have a webcam.
376
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:41,050
If they don't have a webcam, what
computer do you use to program?
377
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,259
Schedule?
378
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,095
In "computer knowledge"
they put "C".
379
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,388
It's actually C.
380
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:50,267
The second plus sign reflects
my attitude towards C.
381
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:52,102
It was a Typing class.
382
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:56,106
The same, but without an engine. It was more
well "the fast Hindu bat".
383
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,275
To place the hands
on the keyboard.
384
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,612
But that helped me when
I started using computers...
385
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,739
I knew where to put my hands.
386
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:08,452
Okay, let's get to the point. Are they registered
at the University of Phoenix online?
387
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,454
- Yes.
- Of course I do.
388
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,915
It is the oldest of its kind.
389
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,543
Many people call it "the Harvard
of online universities.
390
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,297
- I've never heard that.
- Yes, it hasn't arrived this way.
391
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,800
- Your reputation.
- We are proud of Phoenix.
392
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:27,805
How good. We will ask you questions that
Some candidates find them strange.
393
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,723
- Welcome!
- We don't judge. Let them go.
394
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:34,812
They shrink them to the size of a coin
and they put them in a blender. What do they do?
395
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,398
Is there anything else in the blender?
396
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,899
I don't know.
397
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:42,444
If there is a difference. Are there ice cubes?
Is it a daiquiri?
398
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,571
- Is it a smoothie?
- The week has been long.
399
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,907
Maybe those little ones want to live a little.
400
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,411
Well, let's say it's empty.
- In that case, easy.
401
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,578
Why?
402
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:55,457
If we are like coins and
It's empty, we go to bed.
403
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,544
- Deep down, like that.
- We enjoy the breeze.
404
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,422
- It's like a fan.
-Let the blades rotate.
405
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:07,011
- Like an MRI.
- Once turned on, it does not turn off.
406
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,178
Never.
407
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,098
With all due respect, I disagree.
We sold blenders...
408
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,893
and even the best model
works uninterruptedly only...
409
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,395
Even the Germans...
410
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:20,232
Yes, even a Braun wouldn't work
for more than 10 or 11 hours.
411
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:24,570
So we will go out, and we will be better.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
412
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,655
Let's consider the big picture.
413
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,825
Like the founders of Google.
Google the full picture.
414
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,286
The important thing is not
get out of the blender...
415
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,372
but it happens later.
That's the question.
416
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,792
Two coin-sized men
free in the world.
417
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,587
- Imagine the possibilities.
- Without thinking much...
418
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,965
- I have many ideas.
- Repair lenses, with a small screwdriver.
419
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:48,719
Go on one of those submarines that
They inject you to cure diseases.
420
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:52,765
- Cutting-edge technology.
- The thing about submarines is not real.
421
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:56,518
We were stuck in a blender
and now we save lives. That?
422
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,728
What?
423
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,355
What?
- That?
424
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,567
Let's recap. We were in a
blender and now we save lives! That?
425
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:04,985
That?
- That?
426
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:08,906
Moment! Were we in a blender
and now we save lives?
427
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,075
You brought us here.
Thank you.
428
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:14,036
- I think we got off topic.
- A little.
429
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,163
I will enter you and fight for you.
430
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,333
- Thank you.
- Which of you is the physicist?
431
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:23,712
Mr. Campbell? could give us
the point of view of physics.
432
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,172
Physics.
433
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:31,970
I could talk to them until they get dizzy
about Physics and physical phenomena...
434
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,431
but the truth is that
We were in a blender.
435
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:37,059
We lost our jobs,
we had given up.
436
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:41,021
So we answered that question.
by accepting this interview.
437
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,816
We get out of the blender
and here we are.
438
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,903
If you really want to know what's going on
by taking two guys out of a blender...
439
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,823
- Sorry, Allison, right?
- Yes.
440
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,910
Give us a chance.
They will be glad they did.
441
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,665
Who is the next applicant?
442
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,917
Ah, our daiquiri boys.
443
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,503
What do we think?
Dana?
444
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,256
Just kidding, right?
No.
445
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:08,924
Eleanor?
446
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:12,636
They seem very nice,
but I don't believe it.
447
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,722
- Good! Following.
- Can I say something?
448
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:19,184
Can. We will be offended if you take away from us
time, but don't let that stop you.
449
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:22,855
It's just that... diversity is
in our DNA, right?
450
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,441
The point is to find people
let him think differently.
451
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,569
That doesn't mean
that we should hire them.
452
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,654
Good point, Dana.
Following!
453
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:34,199
Did you read your resume?
They are older...
454
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:37,703
in sales and life experience
than the age of our practitioners.
455
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,749
Also, the last word always
The Waiting Room Test has it.
456
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:45,252
Who would you rather sit with?
6 hours in a bar at the airport?
457
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,630
With one more who knows
that if you reduce your strength-to-weight ratio...
458
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,632
can you jump higher?
459
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,469
Or with the thinkers
unconventional...
460
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,305
that became
a blender in a plus.
461
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,876
- This is how it begins.
- Here we go.
462
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,003
- It's incredible.
- Where do we register?
463
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,505
Let's ask.
464
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,841
Excuse me! Hey, excuse me...
465
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,222
Billy?
466
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,766
It's scary because it's new.
467
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:44,687
Let's go in. Let's walk
towards those huge letters.
468
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,146
What's up, family?
469
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,458
Last name?
470
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:25,602
Imagine the best park
amusements you went to as a child.
471
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:29,815
Now imagine a place
a million times better.
472
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,276
there we are.
473
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,195
I'll go get coffee.
You go register us.
474
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,412
Good day.
475
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,748
- How much do I owe you?
- Nothing.
476
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,169
- For these.
- Free.
477
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:53,630
- Are they a gift?
- Gift. Free. Whatever you want.
478
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:57,468
- Does that mean that whatever takes me...?
- It's free.
479
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,178
Is it great...?
480
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,305
- Take bananas.
- Ought.
481
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,433
Breakfast is food
most important of the day.
482
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,269
- Take two, they're free.
- For my day, I need them.
483
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:10,522
-And the bread and all that?
- Free. Whatever you want.
484
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:13,150
- If you insist, I'll take two.
- Clear.
485
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,652
Or four. The ones you give me.
486
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,363
- And five?
- Also free.
487
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:18,947
Make it seven.
488
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:23,410
And you could make more drinks.
Do you have a to-go cup?
489
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,703
Sorry.
490
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:27,581
Do you know what mission this was?
491
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,583
Sorry, I have a meeting.
492
00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:32,086
I don't want to entertain you. Just...
493
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,298
I was curious. Does this thing
was he in space?
494
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:39,385
If only there was one
website where to look for it...
495
00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:43,138
Where you could type things
and look for answers.
496
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,391
Yes, that would be great.
497
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,103
Nick Campbell. Practicing.
498
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,522
Dana Simms. I'm late.
499
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,191
Me too. I must go.
500
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,903
And it is Space Ship One. The first
private manned spacecraft.
501
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,571
Winner of the Ansari X Award.
502
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,039
Are they your parents?
503
00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:13,752
Homosexuals make excellent parents.
I wish mine were gay.
504
00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:16,880
- Why do 20-year-olds look 12-year-olds?
- Oh.
505
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,549
I'm going to try my best.
506
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:21,552
Mom, how do I try
more than that? It can't be done.
507
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,388
Okay, I'll do it.
Yes, I love you...
508
00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:25,973
mom.
509
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:27,975
Very high, very high.
510
00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:31,437
- I'm going to get something to eat.
- I'm fine like this.
511
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,730
Are you left alone?
512
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,985
It looks good.
A snack.
513
00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:40,237
- Graham Hawtrey.
-Billy McMahon.
514
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,072
- I'm excited to be here.
- Yes.
515
00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:45,492
It's like the first day of training
of the little baseball league.
516
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:52,166
I think my pedometer reads a
little more travel than yours.
517
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:53,751
That's why I approached.
518
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:57,421
I said to myself: "He has life experience.
"It can teach you a lot."
519
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,673
I will introduce you
to my friend Nick. Nicky!
520
00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:02,176
Nickelodeon! Come here!
521
00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:05,512
Meet Graham. comes to
do internships, like us.
522
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,389
Are they practitioners?
523
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,891
- It isn't true!
- That's how it is.
524
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,684
- I don't believe it!
- Believe it.
525
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:12,102
But they are very old.
526
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,687
Sorry?
527
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,939
I feel terrible!
I'm a fool.
528
00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:18,317
- I feel terrible.
- Because?
529
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,821
It's just... I thought they were important.
Damn.
530
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:26,241
I have to go find people
that it does matter. Luck!
531
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,787
Why did you introduce him to me?
like he was your best friend?
532
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,998
- You introduced me to Hitler.
- At first he seemed friendly.
533
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:38,212
I'm Roger Chetty, head of the
Google Internship Program.
534
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:40,381
Welcome to Google.
535
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:44,343
These will not be some
common practices. No.
536
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,762
They will do what we do.
537
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,765
And we'll see how well they do.
538
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,267
They represent the best schools.
539
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,853
His intelligence and achievements
They are recognized...
540
00:30:54,937 --> 00:31:00,067
but to stand out here you will need
much more than mental power.
541
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,819
What you will need...
542
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,654
It's "googleness."
543
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,200
It's not a joke. "Googleness."
544
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:12,705
That intangible something that
converted to a search engine...
545
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:15,290
in an engine of change.
546
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,419
We will divide them into teams...
547
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:22,006
and by the end of summer
just one team...
548
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:25,551
will have a time slot
complete guaranteed. The other...
549
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:29,471
95% of you... no.
550
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,516
We distribute them in several seminars
so that they know
551
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,268
our facilities and culture.
552
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:37,021
The descriptions are
sent by email.
553
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:40,315
I wish you luck,
but it's not what they need.
554
00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:42,026
Let's work!
555
00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:46,071
It is not going to try to serve coffee
and carry messages.
556
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:51,493
It's a mental "Hunger Games" against
genius kids for a handful of jobs.
557
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,996
This is important.
It is our initial argument.
558
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,457
- If it pleases the court.
- You think so, lawyer.
559
00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:59,293
Seminar "The Workplace".
There are few places left.
560
00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:02,212
- To make the first impression.
- Bingo!
561
00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:06,300
- Here we can do it well.
- Boom! So far and so close.
562
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,677
Graham, we're here first.
563
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:12,264
TRUE. Use your advantage.
Forward.
564
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:16,393
- What does that mean?
-That in the world of excellence...
565
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:19,396
being old and ordinary qualifies
as "diversity."
566
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,732
Forward. As the saying goes?
567
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,068
"Age before beauty."
568
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,736
Thank you.
569
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,071
You're welcome, William!
570
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,697
There is always
571
00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:32,117
a funny one who
He likes to be an idiot.
572
00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:35,704
I guess that's you, Graham.
At least we know.
573
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,081
Good luck, guys.
574
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:41,043
Google is not a place
conventional work.
575
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,420
That being said, we have rules.
576
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,215
I will ask you a series of questions.
577
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:49,593
Raise the green palette
to answer "yes"...
578
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:53,138
and the red one to answer "no".
579
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:55,099
Well, let's get started.
580
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:58,185
"Drink beer with your boss."
581
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,773
Some of you are
under 21 years old.
582
00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:06,985
Some of us aren't, so yeah
He wants to drink a cold one with me, with pleasure.
583
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,738
I'm not going to "drink a cold one" with you.
584
00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,782
- Marijuana?
- No.
585
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:14,576
I'm not judging, I'm just asking.
People do it.
586
00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:18,288
If you want something to drink,
we get it for you.
587
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,582
Alright. Thank you.
Don't talk to me anymore.
588
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,127
I'm your Bill Holden in
Traitor in hell.
589
00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,421
I don't know what you're talking about.
590
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,964
- Google it.
- Good.
591
00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:30,217
"Date another practitioner."
592
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:35,264
This is Google, not Match.com.
593
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,599
And with an employee
full time?
594
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,811
Let's say, a manager,
not direct supervisor.
595
00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,563
Beautiful eyes and...
596
00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:47,401
a severe appearance that results
surprisingly sexy.
597
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:51,447
What is the policy on this?
Is it also frowned upon?
598
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,824
- Do we say "no" to love?
- Not to love.
599
00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:55,576
- So, "no."
- Good.
600
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:58,996
"Take home
office lunch."
601
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,664
Clear. Yes indeed.
602
00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:03,042
Do you have difficulties with this,
Mr. McMahon?
603
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:06,045
To be more specific,
What if it is perishable?
604
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:09,631
- Like leftover pudding?
- Would you like to take pudding home?
605
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,091
I wouldn't mind.
606
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,509
Yes.
607
00:34:12,593 --> 00:34:15,471
If it's going to spoil,
Can I take it home?
608
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,056
Anything else you want to take?
609
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,767
Salsa or chips.
Which are not packed.
610
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,977
- Sauce, potatoes or pudding.
- Or sushi.
611
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,855
- Sauce, potatoes, pudding and sushi. Anything else?
- Frozen.
612
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:27,608
- Sauce, potatoes, pudding, sushi and ice cream.
- Pizza.
613
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,152
Sauce, potatoes, pudding,
sushi, ice cream and pizza.
614
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,364
Not frozen pizza.
If there was one on the counter...
615
00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:37,826
I'm impressed, Mr. McMahon.
616
00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:39,787
- Thank you.
- Both.
617
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:43,040
The speed with which they confirmed
my doubts about you.
618
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:47,836
Let's try again.
619
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,507
"Take home food
of the office."
620
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,302
Very good.
621
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,601
Ladies and gentlemen, that's it!
622
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,821
I'm not going to lie,
Today didn't go well.
623
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:15,155
Yes.
624
00:35:15,656 --> 00:35:19,243
It was not the first impression
that we wanted to give.
625
00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:23,163
But let's see.
626
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,166
The teams are chosen tomorrow, right?
627
00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:30,587
We must be in a strong team.
628
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:35,259
If we surround ourselves with the right group of
geniuses, we will still have a chance.
629
00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:37,011
Nicky...
630
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,264
we can hang
of the Success of others.
631
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:43,225
You're right. and there is no
to be ashamed of.
632
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:46,478
It's not shameful
be number 12 on the bench...
633
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:49,940
who never gets into the game
but he has a lot of enthusiasm.
634
00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:53,152
Fly the flag, high five
with everyone during breaks.
635
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:55,112
And I'll tell you something about him:
636
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:59,074
When your team wins the championship,
They will also give you a ring.
637
00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:00,242
Of course.
638
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:03,620
We have to be that Lithuanian
clumsy of 2.13 m.
639
00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:06,582
I like your way of thinking.
And I love you like a brother...
640
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:10,169
but I can't allow your
cold feet touch me in bed.
641
00:36:10,252 --> 00:36:12,129
- They don't let me sleep.
- Whatever you want.
642
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,797
Tomorrow it's my turn to bed.
643
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:15,841
Will you turn off the light, Pocahontas?
644
00:36:17,051 --> 00:36:18,552
Tomorrow is a new day.
645
00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:22,139
Welcome to day two!
I'm Sid.
646
00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:26,018
Googler for eight years.
You are new Googlers.
647
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,228
They are "nugleros".
648
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:33,442
The important thing here is the
community and collaboration...
649
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:36,153
so onwards
They will work in teams.
650
00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:38,614
You have five minutes.
Choose your teams.
651
00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:40,324
You, with me.
652
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,826
Be selective.
Let them beg you.
653
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:45,871
Don't look desperate.
This is the most important thing!
654
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:48,999
- Are you looking for someone?
- University, career, final average.
655
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,751
Harvard, Computer Science, almost excellent.
656
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,337
- Good. With me, fatties.
- My name is Zach.
657
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,588
- You.
- University of...
658
00:36:54,672 --> 00:36:55,756
No.
659
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,218
Hello, Stanford!
You come with me.
660
00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:03,389
University of Phoenix Online,
the Harvard of the West.
661
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:05,599
Shall we team up?
Shall we team up?
662
00:37:05,683 --> 00:37:07,184
Shall we team up?
663
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:09,853
Do not touch me.
You're touching me!
664
00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:12,773
Blonde, you come with me
because of your physical appearance.
665
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,109
Does anyone want to do
team with me?
666
00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:19,113
I'm super fun!
Very smart, but also fun.
667
00:37:19,196 --> 00:37:22,032
They named me the person
"more likely to succeed."
668
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:32,334
Mr. Chetty?
I don't have equipment.
669
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,878
You will be a mentor to the leftovers.
670
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:38,340
Among those who are
your two works of charity.
671
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,384
Go and see.
672
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:47,099
Hello Billy and Nick!
673
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,559
There they are!
674
00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:51,854
I'm Lyle, team coordinator.
Hit me hard.
675
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:55,649
Just show your fist
without saying anything.
676
00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:57,818
Come on, give me your fist.
677
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,987
That's definitely not right.
678
00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:02,740
Are you a team coordinator?
How old are you?
679
00:38:02,823 --> 00:38:06,160
23 years old. But don't worry,
I have an old soul.
680
00:38:07,536 --> 00:38:10,706
The problem is that
We don't have equipment.
681
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:14,251
There are two of us, Nick and me.
We don't have any more equipment.
682
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:18,088
Correction. They had no equipment,
now they have it.
683
00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:19,590
I have more outliers.
684
00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:24,845
Everything is going to be fine on this train, right?
685
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:28,349
- "Atypical"?
- Atypical. Quote Gladwell.
686
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:32,019
Because Malcolm is my friend.
What do you think? Malcolm is my...
687
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:34,813
"Atypical", from "10,000 hours".
688
00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:39,318
Team meeting!
Time to get together!
689
00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:40,652
Nick?
690
00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:42,946
Do we have another option?
691
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:50,704
Good! Let's introduce ourselves
in this joint!
692
00:38:50,788 --> 00:38:54,041
I'm Lyle and I'm transparent:
What you see is what you get.
693
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:56,293
I have been on "Goog" for 4 years.
694
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:59,630
I work on 7 projects
at this moment.
695
00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:01,298
Oh! Seven projects!
696
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:04,968
They ask and I execute.
I like to please.
697
00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:07,346
Especially the girls,
my Mercedes!
698
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:09,640
All good in Lyle's neighborhood!
699
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:13,018
Is Lyle always going to refer
himself in the third person?
700
00:39:13,102 --> 00:39:15,813
Yes yes, I want to hit
Lyle in the face.
701
00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,231
Good comment.
702
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:20,943
Lyle is nervous. It's your first
time as coordinator.
703
00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:22,444
I'll stop doing that.
704
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:25,364
First and second person only.
Who's next?
705
00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:30,911
- I'm Yo-Yo Santos.
- Yo-Yo, high five that hand.
706
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,164
Yo-Yo, calm down.
I come in peace.
707
00:39:34,248 --> 00:39:36,834
Did you get hit a lot at school?
708
00:39:36,917 --> 00:39:39,294
My mom educated me at home.
709
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,338
Did they hit you a lot
in your home school?
710
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,465
Discipline is part
important to grow.
711
00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:45,759
But my mother was very maternal.
712
00:39:45,843 --> 00:39:50,097
He generously offered me milk
from your chest until you are 7 years old.
713
00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:54,309
You tied your shoes,
you climbed trees...
714
00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:57,021
you played with pyrotechnics and
you ate from the breast.
715
00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,939
Being breastfed gives you
a higher IQ.
716
00:39:59,023 --> 00:40:02,276
- Good.
- It is not scientific data.
717
00:40:02,359 --> 00:40:04,945
They gave me a bottle.
I don't stunt my growth.
718
00:40:05,029 --> 00:40:08,949
Vitamins are vitamins,
come from a breast or a bottle.
719
00:40:09,033 --> 00:40:10,117
Fake.
720
00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:11,994
Sorry, what?
721
00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:15,873
Fake. The breast or bottle thing.
You are wrong. I googled it.
722
00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:17,291
You are wrong.
723
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,710
I'm Stuart.
724
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:23,547
Hello. You can't believe everything
what you read in...
725
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:27,384
The journal of the Medical Association
United States? It is quite reliable.
726
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:32,890
It says that breast milk has nutrients
easier to digest and absorb.
727
00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:35,225
Your confusion is understandable,
baby from a bottle.
728
00:40:35,309 --> 00:40:36,477
You are right.
729
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,396
Hey, where does it come from?
so much hostility?
730
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,690
Where do you think from, giant tree?
731
00:40:41,774 --> 00:40:45,152
Two fifths of our team
They are two old people who know nothing.
732
00:40:46,236 --> 00:40:50,074
At least I'm glad to have two...
733
00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:53,202
strong and mature gentlemen
on the team.
734
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:54,495
Thank you.
735
00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:59,583
I'm Neha Patel. And wow, you
Luke and Han would be the best.
736
00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:02,086
- In a "Star Wars" cosplay.
- A what?
737
00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:05,923
Dress up game! You dress up
like your favorite movie character.
738
00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:11,136
I would be the slave Leia.
Metal bikini and thong.
739
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:14,431
High-heeled leather boots.
Chained by the neck.
740
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:18,268
Not too tight, but enough
to make it interesting.
741
00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:19,978
Tighten the neck. Interesting.
742
00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:22,940
We meet and
what happens, happens.
743
00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:27,736
But when it comes to work, your skills
They are irrelevant here...
744
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:31,240
and in this millennium, so do not interfere.
We will do this alone.
745
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:36,328
I love this fiction.
This is how the fire is lit.
746
00:41:36,412 --> 00:41:39,498
I'm Nick and this is my friend Billy,
and despite what they think...
747
00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:42,126
we are like you,
We chase a dream.
748
00:41:42,209 --> 00:41:43,419
Good!
749
00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:45,170
Team Lyle!
750
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:49,008
Well, we'll discuss it.
It's the beta version.
751
00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,844
Very good! Our talk about
Translate is in 15 minutes.
752
00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:57,474
Translate is about giving you access
everyone to every word...
753
00:41:57,558 --> 00:42:00,519
that has been written,
no matter what language.
754
00:42:00,811 --> 00:42:04,273
Because when everyone
you can see, read and find...
755
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:07,693
the great things about the rest
in the world, good things happen.
756
00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:12,156
Lyle, how lively you are. you like it
the instructor, brother.
757
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:18,037
Once I took your dance class,
But he doesn't even know I exist.
758
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,831
Doesn't he know you exist?
759
00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:24,001
You are communicating
with her right now.
760
00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:26,420
No, it's just the company intranet.
761
00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:29,173
Has information about everyone
Google employees.
762
00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:32,301
Birthdays, trivia, calendars
of meetings, everything.
763
00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:34,762
Oh really?
764
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,278
I figured I'd see you here!
765
00:42:51,362 --> 00:42:55,282
Oh really? Or saw my calendar
and you knew it would be here.
766
00:42:55,366 --> 00:42:58,911
- Do I detect a certain accent?
- That's how it is!
767
00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:00,412
I have good hearing.
768
00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:02,498
British, right?
Hi sir!
769
00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:05,042
Oliver Twist.
"More bread, please".
770
00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:06,543
I am Australian.
771
00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:08,879
Oh really? They have similar flags.
772
00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:11,548
Kiwi. Country of "The Lord of the Rings".
773
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:14,551
This stain almost disappeared,
but the white man was not saved.
774
00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:16,720
Thank you.
Like very fast.
775
00:43:16,804 --> 00:43:19,056
- Sausages with mashed potatoes.
- British.
776
00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:23,560
So Vegemite sandwich, which
you gobble down quickly to get back to work.
777
00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:28,399
What an impression, you go out every day
until midnight. It's on the calendar.
778
00:43:28,482 --> 00:43:29,900
Look, Nick.
779
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:34,780
You're probably very popular with girls.
of 19 at the University of Phoenix...
780
00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:38,534
with your southern accent
and your blonde hair...
781
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:43,205
and all this that you do, but you must
know that this is not going to happen.
782
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:44,957
"This"? That?
783
00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:48,919
No, no, no, no! I just go
to you as a practitioner.
784
00:43:49,003 --> 00:43:52,589
They urged us to approach Googlers
experienced and consult them.
785
00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:56,218
I'm sorry!
Clear!
786
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:59,513
You thought: "Who is this guy
who behaves like an idiot?"
787
00:43:59,596 --> 00:44:01,515
You just want to learn!
Look.
788
00:44:01,598 --> 00:44:06,061
Sid is fantastic. will give
a talk about HTML5.
789
00:44:06,145 --> 00:44:09,606
Nick is dying to learn.
He would love to attend.
790
00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:13,736
- Clear. Come on, brother.
- Sometimes it lasts all day, all night...
791
00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:16,739
What better than to start
immediately? Come on!
792
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:19,450
Perfect, let's go!
Where are you going?
793
00:44:19,533 --> 00:44:23,704
I have a meeting. But that
you already knew it. Ciao.
794
00:44:24,204 --> 00:44:25,456
Ciao.
795
00:44:25,539 --> 00:44:28,417
Let's go. Come on.
Don't be shy.
796
00:44:32,046 --> 00:44:34,798
You like her, friend!
797
00:44:35,174 --> 00:44:39,053
Good morning, practitioners.
Today will be the first challenge...
798
00:44:39,136 --> 00:44:41,138
to demonstrate the merits
of your team.
799
00:44:41,221 --> 00:44:46,310
When trying a new product, it was reported
an error that disabled audio.
800
00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:50,773
There are two million lines of
code in the source files.
801
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:53,067
Your job?
Find the fault.
802
00:44:53,150 --> 00:44:55,819
- Let's review user reports.
- Look for alerts.
803
00:44:55,903 --> 00:45:00,074
- Look for exceptions.
- I will make strategies to examine the code.
804
00:45:00,157 --> 00:45:01,658
"Code", right?
805
00:45:01,909 --> 00:45:04,912
So we seek to decipher
a password, right?
806
00:45:04,995 --> 00:45:07,831
Is the answer in the question?
"Mistake".
807
00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:11,001
- Eureka!
- As in "The Fly." Is Chetty a movie buff?
808
00:45:11,085 --> 00:45:12,294
Goldblum!
809
00:45:12,378 --> 00:45:14,296
Nobody is taking notes!
810
00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:17,424
What they are writing
Maybe it helps, maybe it doesn't.
811
00:45:17,508 --> 00:45:21,929
- But what we say will do it!
- We are looking for an error, not a password.
812
00:45:22,012 --> 00:45:24,640
- It's different.
- Keep thinking about names.
813
00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:28,268
Keep going, keep going!
Be optimistic! Go, go!
814
00:45:28,352 --> 00:45:30,688
Let's continue with "fly",
because we are "flying".
815
00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:32,731
"Fly". I like that.
816
00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:36,527
Lavor.
Almost like "work"!
817
00:45:36,610 --> 00:45:39,905
I think about "flying" and I think
in Jennifer Lopez.
818
00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:41,490
- Does it fly?
- Like Superman!
819
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:43,659
Home run.
Excavation!
820
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:47,371
- Earthquakes! California!
- That! Write it down! Do it!
821
00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:49,748
- Stop doing that!
- No! We are working!
822
00:45:49,832 --> 00:45:51,500
No, we are working!
823
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,919
Yes, and that's a marker.
indelible, genius.
824
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,296
My fault.
825
00:45:57,423 --> 00:45:58,966
I'm going to delete it.
826
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,094
Sorry, but they are not helping.
827
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:04,888
They are saying very fast
words that mean nothing.
828
00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:08,058
To find the error we must
check the code...
829
00:46:08,142 --> 00:46:10,436
until you see the fault.
It's the only way.
830
00:46:10,519 --> 00:46:12,730
- What if it's not the only way?
- That!
831
00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:17,067
They say someone programmed it.
Someone here wrote that code.
832
00:46:17,151 --> 00:46:20,571
- A human being!
- Let's call him "Tony."
833
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:22,948
- Let's say Tony likes kayaking.
- Kayak!
834
00:46:23,032 --> 00:46:25,409
Nick and I make each other
Tony's friends.
835
00:46:25,492 --> 00:46:29,121
We drink beer,
Let's go kayaking.
836
00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:33,751
Tony is drunk in the sea and we will begin
to talk about audio glitches.
837
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:35,711
It's a great idea.
838
00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:37,046
- Brilliant!
- Finally!
839
00:46:37,129 --> 00:46:40,299
- The gloomy one understands us!
- I understand them very well.
840
00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:43,969
In fact, why not
Are they going to look for the programmer?
841
00:46:44,053 --> 00:46:46,764
Brilliant. Great idea.
Yo-Yo, who are we looking for?
842
00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:50,601
- His name is Charles Xavier.
-Charles Xavier.
843
00:46:50,684 --> 00:46:52,644
- Good. Nick, write it down.
- I have it here.
844
00:46:52,728 --> 00:46:55,773
He is a teacher. At Stanford.
845
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:58,359
- It's a few minutes away.
- Guys.
846
00:46:58,442 --> 00:47:01,779
- And he's in a wheelchair.
-Stanford. Wheelchair. What else?
847
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,490
- He's bald!
-His best friend wears a helmet.
848
00:47:04,573 --> 00:47:08,118
- He is a professor of genetics.
- Further! Further! Tell us!
849
00:47:08,202 --> 00:47:10,829
-He has a British accent.
- With my ear, we have it.
850
00:47:10,913 --> 00:47:14,667
Keep searching. "Fly", "error".
I swear Goldblum has something to do with it.
851
00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:17,419
- Goldblum. Clear.
- Let's work, guys.
852
00:47:21,465 --> 00:47:23,092
Hello, teacher, how are you?
853
00:47:27,304 --> 00:47:30,140
- Professor Charles Xavier?
- Very funny.
854
00:47:30,224 --> 00:47:34,061
British! Sorry for the inconvenience,
Professor Xavier, can you...?
855
00:47:34,144 --> 00:47:35,896
I don't have time for this.
856
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:39,483
Professor Xavier, we know that
It's you. We need your help.
857
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:43,404
Well, they discovered me.
I'm Charles Xavier.
858
00:47:44,071 --> 00:47:47,908
And this is Cyclops and Rogue.
We are all here.
859
00:47:48,367 --> 00:47:52,996
Come closer. I want to share with
you my telekinetic wisdom.
860
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,749
That's good, because I want to know
about those code errors.
861
00:47:58,585 --> 00:48:00,087
Idiots!
862
00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:02,214
Maniac monster!
863
00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:04,591
Professor Xavier is an idiot!
864
00:48:06,093 --> 00:48:09,138
Me squared, wasn't it
a network problem?
865
00:48:09,221 --> 00:48:13,350
Confirmed, there was no loss of packages.
I'm almost done with the coding.
866
00:48:13,434 --> 00:48:17,021
"Almost"? Are you done or not?
You cannot be "almost pregnant."
867
00:48:17,104 --> 00:48:20,691
- And she knows what she's saying.
- Google "asshole", asshole.
868
00:48:20,774 --> 00:48:23,360
You are right. It's not enough, Yo-Yo.
Make an effort.
869
00:48:23,444 --> 00:48:27,948
- What the hell was that?
- I punished myself for my poor performance.
870
00:48:28,032 --> 00:48:29,491
Oh. Excellent. Perfect.
That one is crazy.
871
00:48:29,575 --> 00:48:31,702
And this one is hot.
872
00:48:31,785 --> 00:48:35,039
Let me guess.
Are you bitter about your small penis?
873
00:48:35,122 --> 00:48:37,791
Does your mind jump immediately
to a joke about penises?
874
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:40,836
Wasn't that clever enough?
I'm busy working.
875
00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:43,756
Good, but I'm winning
the battle of wits.
876
00:48:43,839 --> 00:48:45,924
- Is that what worries you?
- Yes.
877
00:48:46,008 --> 00:48:48,469
Are you more worried about that than winning?
878
00:48:55,476 --> 00:48:58,145
Hello! Did they find Professor Xavier?
879
00:48:58,228 --> 00:49:00,814
- Yes, we found it.
- Yes, thank you very much.
880
00:49:00,898 --> 00:49:02,858
That's having team spirit.
881
00:49:03,275 --> 00:49:04,693
Can they be toured?
882
00:49:06,862 --> 00:49:09,865
Sorry, apparently
there is no place for you.
883
00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:14,787
- Enjoy.
- Yes, enjoy it.
884
00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:17,956
Well, let's see.
885
00:49:20,292 --> 00:49:21,502
Let's see.
886
00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:24,046
- Do you see something?
- There's a place there.
887
00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:25,673
- Are you busy?
- Yes.
888
00:49:30,552 --> 00:49:32,012
Let's go there.
889
00:49:34,932 --> 00:49:37,226
Hello, Headphones.
Can we sit?
890
00:49:38,185 --> 00:49:40,396
Let's take it as a "yes."
891
00:49:41,271 --> 00:49:43,273
We have no choice.
892
00:49:43,357 --> 00:49:44,817
How are you, friend?
893
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:48,696
He doesn't know we exist. It's like
a superhero with his computer.
894
00:49:48,779 --> 00:49:52,032
Look at it, type as if
His life depended on it.
895
00:49:52,449 --> 00:49:55,119
Do you remember how it felt
be that good at something?
896
00:49:56,537 --> 00:49:59,123
Just look! William.
897
00:49:59,206 --> 00:50:00,541
Nicholas.
898
00:50:00,624 --> 00:50:02,668
Person I don't know.
899
00:50:02,751 --> 00:50:04,837
I thought they would be
at the popular table.
900
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,965
This looks like a
confederation of marginalized.
901
00:50:08,298 --> 00:50:11,218
I heard they went to Palo Alto.
902
00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:15,014
Home of Silicon Valley and,
apparently, also from the X-Men.
903
00:50:15,097 --> 00:50:16,724
What do you want to achieve?
904
00:50:16,807 --> 00:50:20,894
I wanted you to know that
We won the error challenge.
905
00:50:20,978 --> 00:50:22,563
What are they going to do about it?
906
00:50:22,646 --> 00:50:26,150
Don't worry about what
we will or we will not. We're going to be fine.
907
00:50:26,233 --> 00:50:28,819
Are they going to be okay?
Okay, split that up.
908
00:50:29,111 --> 00:50:32,573
See you on the sports fields
for the next challenge I'm going to win.
909
00:50:32,656 --> 00:50:36,326
- Sports! Something we do know.
- And we know very well.
910
00:50:36,410 --> 00:50:37,411
- Come on!
- Look at me.
911
00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:39,580
Oh really.
912
00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:04,646
Okay, teams, welcome.
to the Quidditch pitch.
913
00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:06,607
I want a clean game, nooglers.
914
00:51:13,906 --> 00:51:15,407
Gordis, don't touch the ball.
915
00:51:15,491 --> 00:51:19,370
Rules: The hitters throw the
blodgers and pass the quaffles through the hoops.
916
00:51:19,453 --> 00:51:22,998
Don't pull the brooms, don't charge,
Do not damage the quaffles.
917
00:51:23,082 --> 00:51:25,584
No curses Imperius
nor Confundus spells.
918
00:51:25,668 --> 00:51:28,921
If there is a dementor attack,
use a Patronus charm.
919
00:51:29,004 --> 00:51:31,215
I recommend a deer.
920
00:51:31,298 --> 00:51:35,427
Lyle, they have no idea what you're talking about.
Use muggle vocabulary.
921
00:51:35,511 --> 00:51:38,389
you make me feel like
in Mathematics class.
922
00:51:38,472 --> 00:51:41,225
You got a couple of wise idiots
with hand-eye coordination.
923
00:51:41,308 --> 00:51:43,686
Say "let's start" and let us play!
924
00:51:43,769 --> 00:51:48,399
Version 2.0: Hit them with balls first
to pass the ball through the hoop.
925
00:51:48,482 --> 00:51:51,193
Mount your brooms.
At three, "Hufflepuff."
926
00:51:51,276 --> 00:51:53,028
One, two, three...
927
00:51:53,112 --> 00:51:54,238
Hufflepuff!
928
00:51:54,321 --> 00:51:56,156
Very good! Let's win!
929
00:51:56,573 --> 00:51:58,033
Let's play.
930
00:51:58,117 --> 00:51:59,993
Let's get started!
931
00:52:05,499 --> 00:52:07,001
Mercilessly!
932
00:52:07,084 --> 00:52:08,335
Mercilessly!
933
00:52:09,586 --> 00:52:11,255
Tips down!
934
00:52:11,338 --> 00:52:12,673
Blue team, ready?
935
00:52:14,508 --> 00:52:16,385
Red team, ready?
936
00:52:16,468 --> 00:52:17,594
Come on!
937
00:52:17,678 --> 00:52:19,138
Brooms up!
938
00:52:31,692 --> 00:52:33,027
Pass it on!
939
00:52:38,282 --> 00:52:40,034
Ten points to the blue!
940
00:52:40,868 --> 00:52:42,911
- Billy, what do I do?
- What needs to be done?
941
00:52:42,995 --> 00:52:45,122
What are we doing? It's chaos!
942
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:49,960
I don't understand anything!
943
00:52:50,044 --> 00:52:51,545
Keep it up! Keep it up!
944
00:52:52,546 --> 00:52:54,506
- What's happening?
-Lyle!
945
00:52:56,967 --> 00:53:00,095
- What the hell was that?
- Look up and get involved!
946
00:53:00,179 --> 00:53:01,805
- That?
- Come on!
947
00:53:01,889 --> 00:53:05,768
What should I...? Come get this!
Who do I hit?
948
00:53:05,851 --> 00:53:07,936
I want to hit someone!
949
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:10,147
Broom between your legs!
950
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:12,483
It was my mistake! I already learned my lesson!
951
00:53:12,566 --> 00:53:14,777
What the hell does this have to do with it?
with computers?
952
00:53:15,527 --> 00:53:17,571
High! Don't move, fatties!
953
00:53:25,162 --> 00:53:26,914
- Blue, ten points!
- Pass it!
954
00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,459
Thank you.
955
00:53:33,253 --> 00:53:35,130
- Time out!
- Time.
956
00:53:38,467 --> 00:53:40,219
Come, gather together!
957
00:53:40,302 --> 00:53:42,638
Good job, everyone.
Except you, Zach.
958
00:53:42,721 --> 00:53:44,765
- It's over.
- Our team is a joke.
959
00:53:44,848 --> 00:53:48,102
- It doesn't make me laugh. You, Billy?
- Of course not.
960
00:53:48,185 --> 00:53:51,438
We must think positively
and believe that it is possible.
961
00:53:51,522 --> 00:53:54,608
This reminds me of a girl
I had to think positive.
962
00:53:54,692 --> 00:53:57,486
A girl from a steel town
who dreamed of dancing.
963
00:53:57,569 --> 00:54:00,864
Nobody believed in that welder,
more than herself.
964
00:54:00,948 --> 00:54:03,283
Are you talking about "Flashdance",
the eighties movie?
965
00:54:03,367 --> 00:54:05,744
Of course!
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
966
00:54:05,828 --> 00:54:09,206
Everything was against Alex.
Do you know how I achieve it?
967
00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:13,377
Believing in herself and trying.
She had to become a maniac.
968
00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:17,172
Have they been called maniacs?
for being different?
969
00:54:17,256 --> 00:54:20,092
My mom calls me a maniac
when I tell her that I love her.
970
00:54:20,175 --> 00:54:23,595
Well of course! You are a bit manic,
but in a good way.
971
00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:27,558
What do you think? Bill Gates too
They called him a maniac.
972
00:54:27,641 --> 00:54:30,561
- Definitely.
- I don't think anyone has called him that.
973
00:54:30,644 --> 00:54:33,856
- I just did it!
- They're getting off topic!
974
00:54:33,939 --> 00:54:36,734
She had to dance naked!
He had to sit in the chair...
975
00:54:36,817 --> 00:54:39,611
pull that chain and let yourself
all that water falling on you!
976
00:54:39,695 --> 00:54:41,405
- Where did that water come from?
- I don't know!
977
00:54:41,488 --> 00:54:43,907
It sprang from his faith that it was there
978
00:54:43,991 --> 00:54:47,870
She believed in herself so much that she achieved
audition at dance school...
979
00:54:47,953 --> 00:54:50,414
and turn. Wow what a twist.
980
00:54:50,497 --> 00:54:53,083
And I turn, and I turn, and I turn...
981
00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:57,212
and I managed to enter that dance school.
And to our hearts.
982
00:54:58,339 --> 00:55:02,134
Now in the second half
what is the name of this game...
983
00:55:02,634 --> 00:55:06,263
can we be that little welder
that I wanted to be something more?
984
00:55:06,805 --> 00:55:10,517
I know they don't like us
on your team, but here we are.
985
00:55:10,601 --> 00:55:12,269
We are in this together.
986
00:55:12,353 --> 00:55:16,065
I ask you to believe in yourself,
who believe in others.
987
00:55:16,357 --> 00:55:18,150
Let's put on the heaters...
988
00:55:18,484 --> 00:55:20,486
and let's dance as if
there would be no tomorrow.
989
00:55:20,569 --> 00:55:23,238
Come on, adorable maniacs,
come closer
990
00:55:23,322 --> 00:55:26,492
I have an idea that I believe
that would make Bear Bryant smile.
991
00:55:26,575 --> 00:55:28,285
I don't know who it is, but we hear you.
992
00:55:33,415 --> 00:55:34,625
Come on!
993
00:55:36,794 --> 00:55:38,003
Stuart!
994
00:55:38,629 --> 00:55:39,838
Neha!
995
00:55:41,131 --> 00:55:43,175
Lyle, pass it to me!
I have it!
996
00:55:46,136 --> 00:55:47,388
Good!
997
00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:57,231
Dazzle her!
I'll pass!
998
00:56:09,410 --> 00:56:10,661
Yo-yo!
999
00:56:13,122 --> 00:56:14,415
Take that, Malfoy!
1000
00:56:19,628 --> 00:56:20,754
Bye bye!
1001
00:56:20,838 --> 00:56:21,964
It's coming to you, Nick!
1002
00:56:25,634 --> 00:56:26,927
Who blocks the blonde?
1003
00:56:27,261 --> 00:56:28,721
Come on, guys!
1004
00:56:33,308 --> 00:56:34,351
Block and pass!
1005
00:56:35,185 --> 00:56:38,188
Stockton and Malone!
Shoot and score!
1006
00:56:38,272 --> 00:56:39,773
How was it?
1007
00:56:41,275 --> 00:56:42,317
Draw!
1008
00:56:42,609 --> 00:56:44,987
- Where were you?
- I had to go to the bathroom.
1009
00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:51,952
It's the golden snitch!
1010
00:56:52,036 --> 00:56:54,038
And now who the hell is that?
1011
00:56:54,121 --> 00:56:55,456
Zach, come here.
1012
00:56:56,457 --> 00:56:58,959
Gordo, pretend you got injured.
1013
00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:00,044
I don't know how.
1014
00:57:01,420 --> 00:57:02,755
Injured!
1015
00:57:05,007 --> 00:57:07,009
Take the ball away
and we already won!
1016
00:57:15,017 --> 00:57:16,643
Run, giant tree!
1017
00:57:17,811 --> 00:57:19,063
Fast!
1018
00:57:19,146 --> 00:57:21,565
Yo!
1019
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:36,330
Yeah! Yeah!
1020
00:57:46,090 --> 00:57:49,426
That guy shot me!
That has to be illegal!
1021
00:57:49,510 --> 00:57:51,303
I'm sorry. If I didn't see it
I can't mark it.
1022
00:57:51,762 --> 00:57:54,598
- Are you okay, golden boy?
- The snitch is fine.
1023
00:57:54,682 --> 00:57:56,141
Damn!
1024
00:57:56,225 --> 00:58:00,229
Easy, Yo-Yo.
You gave your best today.
1025
00:58:00,312 --> 00:58:02,981
It was the first time
that we come together as a team.
1026
00:58:03,065 --> 00:58:05,025
Damn, Billy's right.
1027
00:58:05,109 --> 00:58:08,028
Keep it up!
Keep it up!
1028
00:58:08,112 --> 00:58:09,905
Come on, let's go drink something cold.
1029
00:58:10,239 --> 00:58:11,365
Nick?
1030
00:58:14,326 --> 00:58:16,370
Would it be wrong to call you brother?
1031
00:58:16,453 --> 00:58:20,207
Of course not. I would do anything
for my circus pony. Whatever it was.
1032
00:58:20,457 --> 00:58:22,668
I need you to put me
ice in the balls.
1033
00:58:26,005 --> 00:58:27,131
Brother!
1034
00:58:34,847 --> 00:58:38,684
Oh! Time to turn off
the engines for a while.
1035
00:58:39,268 --> 00:58:43,897
Rest, Nicky.
What would I do without these things?
1036
00:58:43,981 --> 00:58:45,899
Here is an Area of silence.
1037
00:58:45,983 --> 00:58:47,651
Hello!
1038
00:58:47,735 --> 00:58:48,902
I'm sorry.
1039
00:58:49,695 --> 00:58:51,113
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1040
00:58:52,114 --> 00:58:55,826
Thanks for sending me to that one.
seminar, it was very interesting.
1041
00:58:56,118 --> 00:58:58,203
- Oh really?
- Definitely.
1042
00:58:58,954 --> 00:59:00,664
What have you done?
1043
00:59:00,748 --> 00:59:03,000
- Leave.
- No, no, wait!
1044
00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:05,794
You were here before.
I'm leaving. I'm sorry.
1045
00:59:06,170 --> 00:59:08,130
One thing, a quick question.
1046
00:59:08,213 --> 00:59:11,925
To invite someone to dinner at a
nice place around here, where should I take her?
1047
00:59:14,470 --> 00:59:18,098
I don't know, I almost never leave campus.
1048
00:59:18,182 --> 00:59:20,434
That? That's a crime!
1049
00:59:20,517 --> 00:59:23,562
Have you thought that maybe there is
a reason why I work hard?
1050
00:59:23,645 --> 00:59:26,774
Maybe it sounds silly to you,
but I think what we do here...
1051
00:59:26,857 --> 00:59:31,737
- ...makes people's lives a little better.
- It doesn't sound stupid. It's admirable.
1052
00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:34,823
I'm just saying that with so much work
maybe sometimes...
1053
00:59:35,157 --> 00:59:37,701
you forget about
person who matters most.
1054
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:42,456
Is it a nap module or
conversation? Right, nap time!
1055
00:59:43,165 --> 00:59:44,583
How delicate.
1056
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:48,754
I know where you're going with this.
You think I'm a thirty-something executive...
1057
00:59:48,837 --> 00:59:53,133
who has dedicated his life to his career
and that one day he would wake up wanting more.
1058
00:59:53,842 --> 00:59:56,178
Correct me if I'm wrong.
No?
1059
00:59:56,929 --> 01:00:00,015
What else? That I can't anymore
go to Facebook...
1060
01:00:00,099 --> 01:00:04,937
because there are only happy couples with
Babies with socks that look like tennis shoes?
1061
01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:07,272
Yes, mini Converse.
1062
01:00:07,356 --> 01:00:11,694
I'm ten years late. While
I was working, I missed the bad dates...
1063
01:00:11,777 --> 01:00:14,697
and of the idiots
and now my time is running out.
1064
01:00:14,780 --> 01:00:17,408
Nobody told me that
We played chairs.
1065
01:00:17,491 --> 01:00:20,536
By the time I found out,
it was too late.
1066
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,289
Finally...
1067
01:00:25,582 --> 01:00:29,420
Anyway, is that what you were going to tell me?
1068
01:00:29,503 --> 01:00:31,672
No. I was going to suggest
that you would work harder.
1069
01:00:31,755 --> 01:00:34,717
that you roll up your sleeves
and get to work.
1070
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,845
You can't change the world
from a nap module.
1071
01:00:37,928 --> 01:00:43,308
But frankly, if anything
you just said it applies to you...
1072
01:00:43,392 --> 01:00:45,561
you should do something about it.
1073
01:00:45,644 --> 01:00:49,023
And someone tells you
that when he wakes up...
1074
01:00:49,106 --> 01:00:52,109
the first thing in your
agenda is repentance.
1075
01:00:52,192 --> 01:00:54,111
That doesn't feel good.
1076
01:00:57,364 --> 01:00:59,199
Anyway, I'm leaving.
1077
01:00:59,283 --> 01:01:00,284
Thank you!
1078
01:01:01,076 --> 01:01:03,203
- But first...
- Heavens!
1079
01:01:03,287 --> 01:01:06,290
Be patient.
I propose the challenge to you...
1080
01:01:06,373 --> 01:01:08,959
to go out to dinner with me
before I go.
1081
01:01:09,043 --> 01:01:11,295
I will let you know if there is
some available time.
1082
01:01:11,378 --> 01:01:16,008
Perfect. And if there is, don't minimize it,
don't press the red X in the corner.
1083
01:01:16,091 --> 01:01:17,551
Do you see it? I'm achieving it.
1084
01:01:17,885 --> 01:01:18,886
I understand.
1085
01:01:21,055 --> 01:01:22,806
Silence, go back to sleep.
1086
01:01:29,772 --> 01:01:31,065
Hi Chetty!
1087
01:01:31,732 --> 01:01:34,860
We made a good effort
on the Quidditch pitch, right?
1088
01:01:34,943 --> 01:01:38,405
It was a game of throwing balls.
And they lost.
1089
01:01:38,489 --> 01:01:42,368
But we came together in the second half.
It was a spiritual victory.
1090
01:01:42,451 --> 01:01:44,912
Maybe I'll get a spiritual job.
1091
01:01:45,287 --> 01:01:48,582
Do you know? The admissions committee
He couldn't make up his mind about you.
1092
01:01:48,665 --> 01:01:50,334
I enter for a vote.
1093
01:01:50,417 --> 01:01:52,836
I consider the decisive member
that had potential.
1094
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,340
It is evident that he was wrong.
1095
01:01:56,423 --> 01:01:59,343
Sometimes risk more
brings more profits.
1096
01:02:01,470 --> 01:02:03,847
- Enjoy your pudding.
- I will do that.
1097
01:02:04,932 --> 01:02:06,433
And Chetty?
1098
01:02:06,934 --> 01:02:10,145
It's not for nothing,
but it can't make me feel bad.
1099
01:02:18,070 --> 01:02:22,616
Let's use our new spirit of
team for the application challenge.
1100
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,369
It would be nice to have some ideas.
1101
01:02:25,452 --> 01:02:27,329
You are absolutely right, Series.
1102
01:02:27,413 --> 01:02:29,123
No. Not "Stewie."
1103
01:02:29,206 --> 01:02:32,501
He doesn't like "Stewie."
Take note, Stuart.
1104
01:02:32,584 --> 01:02:36,630
I like it when he's friendly to me.
It's going to happen, right?
1105
01:02:36,714 --> 01:02:39,550
I'm going to tame you, bronco.
You'll see.
1106
01:02:39,633 --> 01:02:41,677
Okay, brainstorm.
1107
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,138
Put the coffee in and let it pre-brew.
1108
01:02:44,221 --> 01:02:46,640
Let's see what applications
They have been popular.
1109
01:02:46,724 --> 01:02:51,395
- Go from past to future!
- And we analyze them according to their Success.
1110
01:02:51,478 --> 01:02:55,065
- That?
- And by function and user. Both.
1111
01:02:55,149 --> 01:02:59,361
Destroy the shield generator on Endor
and fight Admiral Ackbar.
1112
01:02:59,445 --> 01:03:00,654
It's not a trap!
1113
01:03:00,738 --> 01:03:03,824
Hey, I don't want to cut
his inspiration or his magic...
1114
01:03:03,907 --> 01:03:08,912
but functions and analyzes
They don't use apps. People use them.
1115
01:03:08,996 --> 01:03:11,540
I have an idea.
People take photos, right?
1116
01:03:11,623 --> 01:03:16,086
They take photos with their phones
that just stay there.
1117
01:03:16,170 --> 01:03:21,550
What if they take the photo and instantly
They put it on the line and share it?
1118
01:03:21,633 --> 01:03:24,053
That's Instagram.
It already exists.
1119
01:03:24,136 --> 01:03:28,932
It is one of the most popular applications.
Facebook bought it for a billion.
1120
01:03:29,016 --> 01:03:32,603
- No, my idea is different.
- In what sense?
1121
01:03:32,686 --> 01:03:35,189
In mine, you put the photo on the line.
1122
01:03:35,272 --> 01:03:38,233
- "Online".
- It's an online photo exchange.
1123
01:03:38,317 --> 01:03:41,111
-Instagram.
- Mine is a social exchange on the line.
1124
01:03:41,195 --> 01:03:45,032
- "Online".
- When you say "on the line", is it "online"?
1125
01:03:45,115 --> 01:03:49,495
Don't do that! have an idea
of a million dollars.
1126
01:03:49,578 --> 01:03:51,997
- One billion.
- Better! Let him speak.
1127
01:03:52,081 --> 01:03:55,376
You can't discourage me,
I am very optimistic. I'll tell you something.
1128
01:03:56,627 --> 01:03:59,088
Please, I will explain it to you visually.
1129
01:03:59,171 --> 01:04:02,091
- He's bigger than you. Careful.
- You take a photo.
1130
01:04:02,508 --> 01:04:03,967
Fake it, do it.
1131
01:04:06,053 --> 01:04:08,931
- You take that photo, you put it on the line...
- Online.
1132
01:04:09,014 --> 01:04:12,393
You upload it to Twitter, whatever you want.
That's Instagram.
1133
01:04:12,476 --> 01:04:14,061
- Yeah.
- 100%.
1134
01:04:14,144 --> 01:04:16,063
- I understand.
- We are not stupid.
1135
01:04:16,146 --> 01:04:19,191
Understood. Now, my concept.
1136
01:04:19,274 --> 01:04:24,154
You take photos,
instantly or not...
1137
01:04:24,238 --> 01:04:27,866
you take them and put them on the line.
1138
01:04:27,950 --> 01:04:30,536
- Online.
- You don't have to say anything.
1139
01:04:30,619 --> 01:04:35,791
Nothing. You just say "I like this photo" and
you share it instantly online.
1140
01:04:35,874 --> 01:04:40,087
- Online.
- Everyone shares ideas. And photos!
1141
01:04:40,170 --> 01:04:44,633
Therefore, the photos that
shared on the line will be known as...
1142
01:04:44,717 --> 01:04:48,804
- ...Exchangegram!
- Damn! There is no time for this!
1143
01:04:48,887 --> 01:04:51,557
Hello, colleagues!
I'm Graham Hawtrey.
1144
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:56,270
I am attaching a link to our application,
which has already been downloaded 230 times.
1145
01:04:56,353 --> 01:04:57,396
Goodbye!
1146
01:04:57,479 --> 01:04:59,189
GRAHAMPHONE
1147
01:04:59,273 --> 01:05:03,986
We are going to lose another challenge, we will not have
employment. Our lives are ruined.
1148
01:05:04,069 --> 01:05:09,366
Wait, their lives aren't ruined.
They are 21 years old, their whole lives ahead of them.
1149
01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:12,036
Do you know what it is to have
21 years old now?
1150
01:05:12,119 --> 01:05:14,705
25% of graduates
They don't get work.
1151
01:05:14,788 --> 01:05:18,417
It's true. Mom says you can
work hard and go to the right school...
1152
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,920
but there are no guarantees anymore.
That's life, sorry.
1153
01:05:22,004 --> 01:05:23,464
They are right.
1154
01:05:23,547 --> 01:05:27,885
The "American dream" with which you
they grew up now it's nothing more than that.
1155
01:05:27,968 --> 01:05:31,055
- A dream.
- They are too young to be so cynical!
1156
01:05:31,138 --> 01:05:36,018
- Do you really see the world like that?
- It's not how we see it. That's how it is now.
1157
01:05:38,103 --> 01:05:40,022
It's over. Everyone standing.
1158
01:05:40,105 --> 01:05:42,232
Time to get some fresh air.
1159
01:05:42,316 --> 01:05:44,818
- We have work.
- No, no, no.
1160
01:05:45,486 --> 01:05:49,114
Let's start from scratch. Let's go
get out to think clearly...
1161
01:05:49,198 --> 01:05:50,949
to work as a team.
1162
01:05:51,033 --> 01:05:53,118
- And the application?
- This goes further.
1163
01:05:53,202 --> 01:05:56,997
And we have a surprise
great about Interchangegram.
1164
01:05:57,081 --> 01:06:00,501
- Let it marinate.
- Yes, with that we are going to win.
1165
01:06:00,584 --> 01:06:03,253
It's time to cheer up
and never go to sleep.
1166
01:06:04,505 --> 01:06:06,965
Can we clarify the
"online" and "on the line"?
1167
01:06:07,049 --> 01:06:08,592
Let's follow the morons.
1168
01:06:20,729 --> 01:06:23,565
And he says, "Wait, that's not a duck!"
1169
01:06:36,537 --> 01:06:40,290
My friend says there is a
Great nightclub on this street.
1170
01:06:40,374 --> 01:06:42,876
Are you kidding? Well let's go!
1171
01:07:19,079 --> 01:07:22,124
Are you sure
What did you say "disco"?
1172
01:07:22,207 --> 01:07:25,336
I spoke Mandarin,
He spoke Cantonese.
1173
01:07:25,419 --> 01:07:29,340
I see there was a confusion,
but it's a happy accident.
1174
01:07:30,507 --> 01:07:32,259
Shall I take them to your table?
1175
01:07:37,014 --> 01:07:41,852
There's a lot of world out there, friend.
Look 10 cm higher, I beg you.
1176
01:07:43,771 --> 01:07:45,439
Any questions?
1177
01:07:48,567 --> 01:07:51,779
Damn! Very deep.
1178
01:07:55,282 --> 01:07:56,909
They call us. Come on.
1179
01:07:58,452 --> 01:07:59,578
Come!
1180
01:07:59,661 --> 01:08:02,790
It's great. Perfect.
Magnificent.
1181
01:08:02,873 --> 01:08:04,875
Are you okay, dynamite?
1182
01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:08,045
That? Clear!
It's my kind of party!
1183
01:08:08,128 --> 01:08:10,047
This is what I like!
1184
01:08:10,130 --> 01:08:16,136
I know, but if you don't want to be
here, we will take the bus back.
1185
01:08:16,220 --> 01:08:18,972
No, no, no, don't do that.
It's just...
1186
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:22,226
I have only read about these places.
1187
01:08:22,309 --> 01:08:26,563
Classifieds about casual encounters,
stories based on "Twilight", hentai.
1188
01:08:26,647 --> 01:08:27,815
What is hentai?
1189
01:08:29,024 --> 01:08:32,361
Japanese comics in which
Octopuses penetrate women.
1190
01:08:35,072 --> 01:08:36,573
Look, it's just...
1191
01:08:36,657 --> 01:08:39,410
I have imagined everything.
1192
01:08:39,493 --> 01:08:42,079
I have never done anything.
1193
01:08:42,162 --> 01:08:44,081
Your secret is safe with us.
1194
01:08:44,164 --> 01:08:48,252
If it's any use to you,
your imagination is so wild...
1195
01:08:48,502 --> 01:08:51,338
that reality will be very easy for you,
If not, it disappoints you.
1196
01:08:52,631 --> 01:08:55,175
- Thank you.
- Shall I take you to your table, sweetie?
1197
01:09:15,195 --> 01:09:16,196
Come on!
1198
01:09:16,530 --> 01:09:18,615
It was time to have
a night off!
1199
01:09:18,699 --> 01:09:20,534
Let's have fun!
1200
01:09:22,119 --> 01:09:24,288
Take. All the way down, Yo-Yo.
1201
01:09:24,371 --> 01:09:26,040
Can't.
1202
01:09:26,123 --> 01:09:27,708
You're 21 years old, right?
1203
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:30,711
Yes, but my mom says that
Alcohol numbs the brain.
1204
01:09:30,794 --> 01:09:35,382
I'm not saying that a shot of tequila is
the first step towards self-love...
1205
01:09:35,466 --> 01:09:38,677
but maybe it's a step
in the right direction.
1206
01:09:38,761 --> 01:09:39,845
Maybe?
1207
01:09:41,096 --> 01:09:42,348
Up to you.
1208
01:09:42,431 --> 01:09:44,141
- A drink.
- A drink!
1209
01:09:44,850 --> 01:09:45,851
Cheers, Yo!
1210
01:09:47,269 --> 01:09:49,146
For the night you will never remember!
1211
01:10:05,454 --> 01:10:07,164
He's having fun!
1212
01:10:20,511 --> 01:10:22,096
Look what happens there.
1213
01:10:23,847 --> 01:10:26,308
Interchangegram moment, friends!
1214
01:10:28,769 --> 01:10:31,438
Ready for your first private dance?
1215
01:10:31,522 --> 01:10:34,692
Yo-Yo is always ready,
so you don't have to prepare.
1216
01:10:34,775 --> 01:10:38,195
This is Tapioca.
Study to be a dental assistant.
1217
01:10:38,278 --> 01:10:39,363
Enjoy it!
1218
01:10:48,414 --> 01:10:51,959
It is very common for it to happen.
Some say that's what it's all about.
1219
01:10:57,423 --> 01:11:02,302
No problem. Maybe next time
You must bring double underwear.
1220
01:11:07,057 --> 01:11:10,769
I must tell you that your time
reboot is awesome.
1221
01:11:11,353 --> 01:11:12,646
Triplet.
1222
01:11:13,313 --> 01:11:15,607
- Cheers, friend.
- Health, health.
1223
01:11:44,136 --> 01:11:45,554
It just can't be!
1224
01:11:45,637 --> 01:11:46,680
Hello.
1225
01:11:47,806 --> 01:11:50,142
Is she your dance instructor
from Google?
1226
01:11:50,642 --> 01:11:51,852
Go talk to her.
1227
01:11:52,353 --> 01:11:55,689
Yes, I will surely arrive
and I'm going to tell you:
1228
01:11:55,773 --> 01:11:58,233
"Do you want to join Lyle's club?"
1229
01:11:58,317 --> 01:12:01,653
Sometimes the best play
is to be yourself.
1230
01:12:02,488 --> 01:12:04,740
And I like him very much
the real Lyle.
1231
01:12:04,823 --> 01:12:06,116
Yeah?
1232
01:12:06,492 --> 01:12:07,701
Yeah.
1233
01:12:08,243 --> 01:12:09,995
Go! You're wasting time!
1234
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,124
I'm going to do it.
1235
01:12:20,589 --> 01:12:21,632
Hello.
1236
01:12:22,091 --> 01:12:24,551
- Hello.
- Hello.
1237
01:12:24,635 --> 01:12:26,553
- Hello.
- Hello.
1238
01:12:26,637 --> 01:12:27,638
Hello.
1239
01:12:29,223 --> 01:12:32,518
You did amazing up there.
It was amazing.
1240
01:12:32,601 --> 01:12:35,771
I'm not referring to something sexual.
Well, yes, a little.
1241
01:12:35,854 --> 01:12:40,442
You are very talented. Everything that
you do is special, that's what I mean.
1242
01:12:40,526 --> 01:12:42,444
I'm very embarrassed.
1243
01:12:42,528 --> 01:12:45,155
Are you going to see...? Oh really?
Well, we are even.
1244
01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:49,743
Because dancing in your class at Google was
one of my most embarrassing moments.
1245
01:12:50,244 --> 01:12:54,248
If it's any consolation, I don't remember.
nothing particularly terrible.
1246
01:12:54,331 --> 01:12:56,834
Damn. You don't remember it.
1247
01:12:56,917 --> 01:12:59,545
That means we're not even.
1248
01:13:00,671 --> 01:13:03,882
There is only one very little way
lucky to remedy it.
1249
01:13:09,430 --> 01:13:12,349
It is already engraved in my memory.
You can stop.
1250
01:13:12,433 --> 01:13:16,729
What if I stop alone
If I can buy you something to drink?
1251
01:13:17,438 --> 01:13:19,106
I'd love to.
1252
01:13:20,107 --> 01:13:22,276
- Yeah? Drinks?
- Yeah.
1253
01:13:22,651 --> 01:13:24,445
- Yeah. Drinks.
- Drinks.
1254
01:14:06,737 --> 01:14:08,155
I love Google,
1255
01:14:08,238 --> 01:14:10,741
but it's part time
and I can't afford the tuition...
1256
01:14:10,824 --> 01:14:13,786
- ...so I increased it.
- Don't increase it! That's perfect!
1257
01:14:14,078 --> 01:14:16,413
- Thank you.
- Can you do a dance for me?
1258
01:14:16,497 --> 01:14:19,750
- Not now.
- Bitch, I don't know who you think this nerd is...
1259
01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:23,462
but I spend a lot of money here
and I want to ejaculate.
1260
01:14:23,545 --> 01:14:25,839
Yes, I'm very nerdy, Biff Tannen.
1261
01:14:26,757 --> 01:14:30,844
-Who is that?
- You're Biff from "Back to the Future," right?
1262
01:14:30,928 --> 01:14:34,765
- Do you want to go outside?
- No, I prefer to chat with the pretty girl.
1263
01:14:34,848 --> 01:14:37,351
- Let's fight, not talk.
- Hey!
1264
01:14:37,434 --> 01:14:38,977
Is there a problem?
1265
01:14:39,061 --> 01:14:42,606
Someone needs their brothers
Very old people fight for him.
1266
01:14:43,273 --> 01:14:46,026
Oh, it's Nerd's United Colors!
1267
01:14:46,110 --> 01:14:48,028
Do they all work together?
1268
01:14:48,112 --> 01:14:51,615
I guess in a company
of technology. Free cereal and ugly people.
1269
01:14:52,908 --> 01:14:56,036
Hey, calm down!
What are we, the Jets and the Sharks?
1270
01:14:56,495 --> 01:14:57,746
Go there and we'll go here
to never meet again.
1271
01:14:59,998 --> 01:15:01,000
Have a great night.
1272
01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:03,085
Good idea.
1273
01:15:19,351 --> 01:15:21,770
My mother hits harder than you!
1274
01:15:23,897 --> 01:15:25,733
Moron down!
1275
01:15:27,443 --> 01:15:29,611
That? Damn.
1276
01:15:29,695 --> 01:15:33,323
We'll see you again! I'm going to kill you!
Hide your children and your wife!
1277
01:15:34,366 --> 01:15:35,659
This is a party!
1278
01:15:38,954 --> 01:15:42,624
We are too cool to
this party! That's why they kick us out!
1279
01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:46,503
They're going to call the fire department!
Let's take the party outside!
1280
01:15:48,797 --> 01:15:50,507
Look at that view!
1281
01:15:50,591 --> 01:15:54,928
Go! You're not going to see that on your screen.
10 cm. You have to look forward.
1282
01:15:57,348 --> 01:16:00,309
Dude, you were a savage tonight.
1283
01:16:00,392 --> 01:16:03,395
Oh really. Did you have fun?
1284
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:07,149
- Yes, it wasn't bad.
- "It wasn't bad." Why do you do that?
1285
01:16:07,232 --> 01:16:10,736
- That? What thing?
- Minimize your response.
1286
01:16:10,819 --> 01:16:13,322
I'm not going to take you away
your popular credential...
1287
01:16:13,405 --> 01:16:17,618
for admitting that something matters to you or,
God forbid, you had a great time.
1288
01:16:20,746 --> 01:16:22,247
Okay, it was fun.
1289
01:16:23,123 --> 01:16:24,208
Stevie...
1290
01:16:24,792 --> 01:16:26,710
- What?
- Please!
1291
01:16:26,794 --> 01:16:29,213
Do you want me to say that it was
the best night of my life?
1292
01:16:29,296 --> 01:16:30,631
Only if it's true.
1293
01:16:34,134 --> 01:16:36,261
Yes, it was the best night of my life.
1294
01:16:37,638 --> 01:16:40,974
- My "noogler"! Come here!
- My noogler.
1295
01:16:41,725 --> 01:16:44,812
I don't believe you haven't
I didn't even have a boyfriend.
1296
01:16:44,895 --> 01:16:47,481
No. It's embarrassing.
1297
01:16:48,482 --> 01:16:51,652
There is nothing to be ashamed of.
There's plenty of time for that.
1298
01:16:52,444 --> 01:16:54,154
I mean, you have it all.
1299
01:16:55,114 --> 01:16:58,117
You are beautiful. You are smart.
You have nice teeth.
1300
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:03,080
Oh really. you have teeth
great, no joke!
1301
01:17:03,163 --> 01:17:08,252
And great shoes. I always
Excited to see what you're going to wear.
1302
01:17:08,335 --> 01:17:11,422
- That's true.
- Yes it is. You have many qualities.
1303
01:17:11,505 --> 01:17:15,092
Some guy will be very lucky
to have you by his side.
1304
01:17:15,175 --> 01:17:17,636
- I'm not sure.
- Well, I do.
1305
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,847
And I have quite a bit of experience.
1306
01:17:20,806 --> 01:17:22,016
I'm sure.
1307
01:17:33,193 --> 01:17:37,031
Lyle! It seems that you and Saffron
They hit it off very well.
1308
01:17:37,114 --> 01:17:40,492
I am writing to her that I love her
and I sent him a photo...
1309
01:17:40,576 --> 01:17:43,787
of little Lyle when I pee
in the bushes. He is guiding.
1310
01:17:43,871 --> 01:17:48,625
Lyle, that's a terrible idea. Don't do it.
You are completely drunk.
1311
01:17:48,709 --> 01:17:51,962
I appreciate your concern,
but I'm perfect.
1312
01:17:52,046 --> 01:17:55,966
Lyle, you're not perfect.
What is 17 squared?
1313
01:17:56,050 --> 01:18:00,471
- 289, why?
- Tell me a more difficult question.
1314
01:18:00,554 --> 01:18:02,681
How about the square root of 17?
1315
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,475
Is it 4.23?
1316
01:18:04,558 --> 01:18:08,354
That's the application.
That is the application we should do.
1317
01:18:08,437 --> 01:18:12,316
A questionnaire that you must answer
before sending a drunk message...
1318
01:18:12,399 --> 01:18:16,236
or an email or make a
call. Something that protects you from yourself.
1319
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:19,490
- Sounds good. Can we do it?
- Of course we can.
1320
01:18:19,573 --> 01:18:24,578
Are you kidding? I could do the programming
of that on the bus back.
1321
01:18:24,661 --> 01:18:27,373
I'll take that as a unanimous "yes."
Come on!
1322
01:18:27,456 --> 01:18:31,293
- Let's go to the offices!
- Wait. Shall we stay 5 minutes?
1323
01:18:31,377 --> 01:18:32,920
To enjoy the view.
1324
01:18:34,338 --> 01:18:35,506
Alright.
1325
01:18:36,965 --> 01:18:39,176
Oh. Excellent.
1326
01:18:55,025 --> 01:18:58,612
The whole world seems like one
Giant wheel of death.
1327
01:18:58,696 --> 01:19:03,242
-It's the price of making memories, Stewie.
- I think my liver hurts.
1328
01:19:03,325 --> 01:19:05,911
Surprisingly, its application...
1329
01:19:05,994 --> 01:19:09,623
was downloaded ten more times
than that of any other team.
1330
01:19:10,582 --> 01:19:13,210
Apparently, they won their first challenge.
1331
01:19:13,293 --> 01:19:14,336
How are you?
1332
01:19:14,628 --> 01:19:16,255
Congratulations.
1333
01:19:16,338 --> 01:19:18,465
- Excellent!
- The favorite!
1334
01:19:20,926 --> 01:19:22,511
Take it easy, friend.
1335
01:19:24,471 --> 01:19:26,056
He gets very excited.
1336
01:19:27,016 --> 01:19:28,183
How nice.
1337
01:19:29,018 --> 01:19:30,352
Let it out.
1338
01:19:30,769 --> 01:19:32,312
Let it out, little friend.
1339
01:20:19,443 --> 01:20:21,987
Our teacher
much crueler than him.
1340
01:20:23,447 --> 01:20:25,282
It wasn't funny at the time.
1341
01:20:33,123 --> 01:20:37,378
I am increasing my skills
CSS and HTML...
1342
01:20:37,461 --> 01:20:39,755
because it can be done
simultaneously.
1343
01:20:39,838 --> 01:20:41,048
HTML5, right?
1344
01:20:41,131 --> 01:20:44,968
One step beyond HTML5
which they mentioned the other day...
1345
01:20:45,052 --> 01:20:47,471
- ...with CSS3, remember?
- No.
1346
01:20:47,554 --> 01:20:52,309
To write code you can choose
between various publishers, such as...
1347
01:20:52,393 --> 01:20:55,396
- ...Emacs, nano and vi.
- What does that mean?
1348
01:20:55,479 --> 01:20:58,899
They have syntax coloring and
autocompletion. Questions?
1349
01:21:01,485 --> 01:21:04,697
It occurred to me, why not
use Emacs instead of vi...
1350
01:21:04,780 --> 01:21:07,116
as default editor
for Ubuntu?
1351
01:21:07,741 --> 01:21:10,786
That's a very good question, Nick.
1352
01:21:10,869 --> 01:21:14,790
- Thank you.
- Vi versus Emacs is a constant debate.
1353
01:21:14,873 --> 01:21:15,916
Let's move on.
1354
01:21:31,098 --> 01:21:32,182
Sammy!
1355
01:21:33,017 --> 01:21:34,685
Did I miss an insult?
1356
01:21:34,768 --> 01:21:38,022
Billy, you magnificent bastard!
How about unemployment?
1357
01:21:38,105 --> 01:21:42,026
- Come work for me.
- Sammy, hadn't you retired?
1358
01:21:42,109 --> 01:21:46,864
If I retire, Nicky, but then I run into
with King Solomon's Minas.
1359
01:21:46,947 --> 01:21:49,366
Motorized wheelchairs.
1360
01:21:49,450 --> 01:21:52,202
Go to Modesto to visit
residences for the elderly.
1361
01:21:52,286 --> 01:21:54,246
Sammy, we have work.
1362
01:21:54,329 --> 01:21:56,248
- A new job.
- Interns at Google.
1363
01:21:56,582 --> 01:21:58,292
That?
Who are they trying to fool?
1364
01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:01,170
They are sellers.
This is a job in sales.
1365
01:22:01,253 --> 01:22:02,379
It's a job.
1366
01:22:02,463 --> 01:22:04,965
We have had them.
We build a future for ourselves.
1367
01:22:05,049 --> 01:22:08,093
And I try to get an erection alone,
but Cialis is a guarantee.
1368
01:22:08,177 --> 01:22:11,638
At the end of his "internship",
Who knows what will happen?
1369
01:22:11,722 --> 01:22:15,392
- Exactly, who knows?
- That's what I said. Why do you repeat it?
1370
01:22:15,642 --> 01:22:17,728
It's time for baby
go to sleep
1371
01:22:17,811 --> 01:22:19,188
Billy, I barely heard you.
1372
01:22:19,730 --> 01:22:21,315
How good I felt.
1373
01:22:25,486 --> 01:22:28,489
- I'll catch up with you later.
- Yes, we'll see you soon.
1374
01:22:30,074 --> 01:22:33,744
If this is being a workaholic,
I want to be too.
1375
01:22:33,827 --> 01:22:36,497
I have 15 minutes before
of my next meeting.
1376
01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:39,750
Do you remember we were talking
about repentance...?
1377
01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:41,418
You were talking about that.
1378
01:22:41,502 --> 01:22:44,922
I don't want to add
not asking you out on that list...
1379
01:22:45,005 --> 01:22:47,466
because that card
credit is overdrawn.
1380
01:22:47,549 --> 01:22:51,136
Is it a fact
What are you asking me out for?
1381
01:22:51,220 --> 01:22:56,266
Yeah. And I have so many defects
than go out with me once...
1382
01:22:56,350 --> 01:23:01,063
It's like summarizing ten years of
bad experiences in a single night.
1383
01:23:01,146 --> 01:23:02,481
Alright. Yes.
1384
01:23:02,564 --> 01:23:04,400
- Yes?
- I accept.
1385
01:23:04,483 --> 01:23:06,777
- Brilliant.
- Yes I'm going. Alright.
1386
01:23:06,860 --> 01:23:08,320
I let you work.
1387
01:23:08,404 --> 01:23:09,863
Good. Tonight.
1388
01:23:15,828 --> 01:23:18,455
Hello, William.
I've been watching you.
1389
01:23:18,539 --> 01:23:21,291
Be careful what words
you use in a steam bath.
1390
01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:23,043
In Nelly's words:
1391
01:23:23,419 --> 01:23:25,045
"It's hot here."
1392
01:23:25,921 --> 01:23:27,965
The temperature outside also rises.
1393
01:23:28,048 --> 01:23:30,134
You definitely caught my attention.
1394
01:23:30,217 --> 01:23:34,013
- I want to go put on my robe now.
- Enough to investigate you.
1395
01:23:34,722 --> 01:23:37,016
What do we find out?
Let's see.
1396
01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:41,311
Your company closed,
your house was repossessed...
1397
01:23:41,395 --> 01:23:43,981
your credit capacity
is in the red.
1398
01:23:44,064 --> 01:23:47,067
It's amazing, Billy.
That's not easy to do.
1399
01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:50,738
You're trying really hard, McMahon.
I admit that to you.
1400
01:23:51,572 --> 01:23:54,658
But things never work out for you
totally fine, right?
1401
01:23:54,742 --> 01:23:57,828
I could waste my energy
trying to beat you...
1402
01:23:57,911 --> 01:24:03,083
but apparently, with enough time,
You always find a way to fail.
1403
01:24:04,084 --> 01:24:06,128
It is enough that I do not interfere.
1404
01:24:06,211 --> 01:24:07,629
So I'm leaving.
1405
01:24:12,259 --> 01:24:14,303
There are only two challenges left.
1406
01:24:14,386 --> 01:24:19,183
Then only a handful of you
You will have a permanent job offer.
1407
01:24:19,266 --> 01:24:23,145
The next challenge is to take care
from the Google Help Center.
1408
01:24:23,228 --> 01:24:26,065
It is one of our
more difficult jobs...
1409
01:24:26,148 --> 01:24:30,569
since it combines customer service
with knowledge of the products.
1410
01:24:30,944 --> 01:24:33,822
They will be judged for both.
1411
01:24:33,906 --> 01:24:35,366
This...
1412
01:24:35,449 --> 01:24:39,453
It's a competition
very closed at the moment.
1413
01:24:41,497 --> 01:24:43,248
I suggest you study.
1414
01:24:46,585 --> 01:24:51,256
Let's learn them by heart. Error
in Google Drive authorization. Neha.
1415
01:24:51,340 --> 01:24:54,051
Maybe I change the permit.
Request access from the owner.
1416
01:24:54,134 --> 01:24:56,387
Good! Connectivity with Chrome.
Nick.
1417
01:24:56,470 --> 01:24:58,514
Disable proxy server
for the LAN.
1418
01:24:58,597 --> 01:25:01,433
Good! Billy. I can't enter
to my Google Wallet account.
1419
01:25:01,517 --> 01:25:05,562
- In Gmail or Wallet Help?
- I don't know, sir, that's why I called.
1420
01:25:05,646 --> 01:25:10,609
Look, I'm very good on the phone.
I have sold sausages to a rabbi.
1421
01:25:10,693 --> 01:25:12,528
But you're not selling anything.
1422
01:25:12,611 --> 01:25:15,239
Talking a lot won't help you
to get out of this.
1423
01:25:15,322 --> 01:25:18,742
You're going to have to study.
You have no choice.
1424
01:25:18,826 --> 01:25:20,994
Well, then I'm going to study hard.
1425
01:25:22,329 --> 01:25:26,667
Tell me, is there a general answer
that can be applied...
1426
01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:28,877
literally all cases?
1427
01:25:28,961 --> 01:25:33,924
And then I sell them some product
or I refer them to another assistance center.
1428
01:25:34,008 --> 01:25:37,678
You are technical support,
If you send them to another number...
1429
01:25:37,761 --> 01:25:41,390
your phone will ring again,
because you will refer it to you.
1430
01:25:41,473 --> 01:25:45,436
I suggest you give me the general answer
that is neither right nor wrong...
1431
01:25:45,519 --> 01:25:49,732
and then I refer them to the center
real assistance or I'll sell you something.
1432
01:25:49,815 --> 01:25:54,653
- Do you want me to sell them something? I will do that.
- You work too much. Press the button and read.
1433
01:25:56,613 --> 01:25:57,614
I already understood.
1434
01:25:57,698 --> 01:25:59,616
Good! Ready. Read it.
1435
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:02,953
- I can. I will do that.
- Very good, Bill.
1436
01:26:03,037 --> 01:26:05,039
- Good.
- You'll understand.
1437
01:26:11,045 --> 01:26:13,380
Is it me or the food
is it delicious?
1438
01:26:13,964 --> 01:26:16,258
- You're a liar.
- Because?
1439
01:26:16,342 --> 01:26:17,801
You must have been a jerk.
1440
01:26:18,886 --> 01:26:19,928
Please!
1441
01:26:20,012 --> 01:26:25,225
You had to summarize ten years of idiots
and bad dates in one night.
1442
01:26:25,309 --> 01:26:27,811
- Do you remember?
- I remember now, yes.
1443
01:26:27,895 --> 01:26:31,065
Until now you have behaved...
perfectly fine.
1444
01:26:31,148 --> 01:26:32,983
- Perfectly fine?
- Yeah.
1445
01:26:33,984 --> 01:26:37,738
You're right, I didn't fulfill you.
I promised you something and I didn't give it to you.
1446
01:26:37,821 --> 01:26:39,990
Can you bring us the bill, please?
1447
01:26:40,074 --> 01:26:43,327
- Can you bring us the bill... Jennifer?
-How do you know my...?
1448
01:26:43,410 --> 01:26:45,579
It says it here on this cute necklace.
1449
01:26:45,662 --> 01:26:48,290
I already have your name,
how's your phone?
1450
01:26:48,374 --> 01:26:51,001
It's a joke. Or maybe not.
1451
01:26:51,710 --> 01:26:54,171
How cute.
Beautiful.
1452
01:26:55,047 --> 01:26:57,341
Did you flirt with the waitress?
1453
01:26:57,424 --> 01:27:03,055
Yes, I did! The lady asked for a jerk
and I try to keep my promise.
1454
01:27:03,138 --> 01:27:07,226
I said ten years of assholes.
You face a great task.
1455
01:27:07,309 --> 01:27:11,146
I think you've had enough dessert.
I've seen you eat all night.
1456
01:27:11,772 --> 01:27:15,275
Let me take care of this.
You have to take care of your figure.
1457
01:27:15,359 --> 01:27:19,655
You are at the limit. "In your mouth for a moment
and on your hip quite a bit."
1458
01:27:20,114 --> 01:27:24,034
It's delicious!
You don't know what you're missing.
1459
01:27:24,118 --> 01:27:25,869
Very good.
1460
01:27:25,953 --> 01:27:30,040
But you won't miss the count,
because I paid for the taxi. Here you go.
1461
01:27:35,129 --> 01:27:37,006
-Jennifer.
- It isn't true!
1462
01:27:37,089 --> 01:27:39,925
- How are you?
- Wow, with a little heart and everything.
1463
01:27:40,884 --> 01:27:46,098
Pay once, the night is
young man and I'll take you to see dog fights.
1464
01:27:46,181 --> 01:27:48,684
Fantastic! I think that already
We cover five years.
1465
01:27:49,768 --> 01:27:50,978
Very good.
1466
01:27:51,437 --> 01:27:52,479
Allow me.
1467
01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:55,274
Incredible!
1468
01:27:59,737 --> 01:28:04,408
"In Gmail a message
'bad request' appears if..."
1469
01:28:04,825 --> 01:28:07,828
"...appears if..."
You do not have an Internet connection.
1470
01:28:08,704 --> 01:28:09,747
WRONG!
1471
01:28:09,830 --> 01:28:11,081
Damn it!
1472
01:28:11,165 --> 01:28:15,252
- Appears...
- Good heavens! You almost scared me to death!
1473
01:28:15,336 --> 01:28:18,714
If your browser has a cookie
damaged or obsolete.
1474
01:28:20,883 --> 01:28:21,925
Wait, could you...?
1475
01:28:23,510 --> 01:28:28,432
Yes, I hear everything.
I'm not hearing anything.
1476
01:28:28,515 --> 01:28:30,768
It allows me to be with myself.
1477
01:28:30,851 --> 01:28:33,562
I'm not very good
with other human beings.
1478
01:28:38,192 --> 01:28:40,402
I'm not very good with
Gmail support.
1479
01:28:40,486 --> 01:28:42,321
No, in fact, you're terrible.
1480
01:28:43,989 --> 01:28:46,533
You can do it.
It is something that is learned.
1481
01:28:47,201 --> 01:28:48,619
But those guys...
1482
01:28:49,036 --> 01:28:53,374
how they look at you...
You have people skills.
1483
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,296
It's a lost art.
1484
01:29:00,047 --> 01:29:01,382
Try again.
1485
01:29:01,632 --> 01:29:02,716
Try again.
1486
01:29:03,676 --> 01:29:05,094
"In Chrome..."
1487
01:29:06,804 --> 01:29:10,474
For you it's like teaching him
the alphabet to a child, right?
1488
01:29:10,557 --> 01:29:14,937
No, in fact it's like teaching him
to a child a letter. Just one letter.
1489
01:29:16,230 --> 01:29:19,483
Your greatest quality is not
communication with humans.
1490
01:29:19,566 --> 01:29:20,818
I know.
1491
01:29:27,574 --> 01:29:31,829
Very good. Explain it to me.
Direct, without embellishments.
1492
01:29:31,912 --> 01:29:34,665
- We're having fun.
- I do. I hope you too.
1493
01:29:58,272 --> 01:30:01,984
Thank you so much.
That was... horrible.
1494
01:30:02,776 --> 01:30:04,862
You are welcome.
To serve you.
1495
01:30:04,945 --> 01:30:10,075
I told you I was going to summarize you ten years
of jerks and I think I did a good job.
1496
01:30:10,159 --> 01:30:14,788
- At times perhaps too convincing.
- Oh really? I'm not surprised.
1497
01:30:14,872 --> 01:30:18,792
When you've been around as long as I have
In this, you learn to play.
1498
01:30:18,876 --> 01:30:24,048
I've told the girls everything.
Some believed I was an astronomer.
1499
01:30:24,131 --> 01:30:28,302
He showed them constellations
and harvest moons.
1500
01:30:28,385 --> 01:30:30,637
"Ah, there's Pluto!"
1501
01:30:30,721 --> 01:30:33,557
And then they started checking
your data on the Internet.
1502
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:37,936
Google is responsible for the decline
of my ability to lie.
1503
01:30:38,020 --> 01:30:40,439
- Does it limit you?
- Very much.
1504
01:30:40,522 --> 01:30:43,609
-Does it make you a better person?
- Yes it's true.
1505
01:30:43,692 --> 01:30:47,071
Ninety percent Google,
ten percent you.
1506
01:30:48,155 --> 01:30:50,157
Only ten percent?
Oh really?
1507
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,242
Let's say twenty percent.
1508
01:30:57,289 --> 01:30:58,749
Know?
1509
01:31:01,752 --> 01:31:04,129
I didn't expect you to like me.
1510
01:31:06,674 --> 01:31:09,051
I didn't think you'd like me either.
1511
01:31:17,559 --> 01:31:18,602
Thank you.
1512
01:31:24,358 --> 01:31:26,860
He was going to take me home.
1513
01:31:29,113 --> 01:31:30,239
I know.
1514
01:31:40,582 --> 01:31:43,711
Good morning. Welcome to
Google Help Center.
1515
01:31:43,794 --> 01:31:46,463
They will take the calls
for an hour.
1516
01:31:46,547 --> 01:31:50,384
- Before we begin...
- I'm ready. Study all night.
1517
01:31:50,467 --> 01:31:53,137
This is where Team Lyle
will take the lead.
1518
01:31:53,220 --> 01:31:57,725
Icon, log in to your account so that
Let's review your work later.
1519
01:31:58,976 --> 01:32:00,477
The Help Center...
1520
01:32:01,478 --> 01:32:02,479
It's open.
1521
01:32:02,813 --> 01:32:05,816
Google Help Center.
I'm Billy. How can I help you?
1522
01:32:05,899 --> 01:32:08,277
You can't access your Gmail.
1523
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:12,156
Good thing Uncle Bill
He has a key under his mat.
1524
01:32:12,239 --> 01:32:15,159
I have a hunch.
Delete all your cookies.
1525
01:32:15,576 --> 01:32:17,995
Did it work? Brilliant.
It was a pleasure.
1526
01:32:18,078 --> 01:32:21,457
Maybe you have too many emails
Gmail open at the same time.
1527
01:32:21,540 --> 01:32:24,126
Close a couple of them and...
1528
01:32:24,209 --> 01:32:27,379
Perfect. Thank you.
Call if you need anything else.
1529
01:32:28,255 --> 01:32:30,841
No problem.
Press the gear icon,
1530
01:32:30,924 --> 01:32:32,885
settings, advanced settings.
1531
01:32:32,968 --> 01:32:36,305
Yes, you can have the same tabs
open on all your devices.
1532
01:32:36,388 --> 01:32:40,517
Doesn't a navigation window
It stops opening and comes from Amazon?
1533
01:32:40,601 --> 01:32:42,519
You need an antivirus.
1534
01:32:42,603 --> 01:32:45,981
We have to fix that before
Your wife comes back, am I wrong?
1535
01:32:46,065 --> 01:32:50,235
Enter Google Wallet and update the
your card details. That's the problem.
1536
01:32:50,319 --> 01:32:54,031
Changing time zone causes
the problem. Are you on vacation?
1537
01:32:54,114 --> 01:32:58,035
In Miami, how good.
You have to empty your cache...
1538
01:32:58,118 --> 01:33:00,037
and I will recommend you
Cuban restaurants.
1539
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:01,872
Google Help Center.
Graham.
1540
01:33:01,955 --> 01:33:04,375
Your device is not supported
with Google Play.
1541
01:33:04,458 --> 01:33:08,587
I want him to go out dancing salsa and
stick your body to that of a stranger...
1542
01:33:08,671 --> 01:33:12,549
and have a good time doing things
inconveniences, do we understand each other?
1543
01:33:12,633 --> 01:33:16,136
Do you see the box on the
down? Press it twice.
1544
01:33:21,308 --> 01:33:22,559
Time's up!
1545
01:33:22,643 --> 01:33:25,562
So soon?
I was just warming up.
1546
01:33:25,646 --> 01:33:28,607
- Good job!
- Well done, little friend!
1547
01:33:29,733 --> 01:33:33,570
Please send your files
register to review your work.
1548
01:33:33,654 --> 01:33:36,740
With pleasure. I just press
the blue button.
1549
01:33:36,824 --> 01:33:39,034
- Where?
- Blue button, top left.
1550
01:33:39,118 --> 01:33:41,412
Mine is not blue, it is gray.
1551
01:33:41,495 --> 01:33:44,915
- The blue.
- Can't. It's grey.
1552
01:33:44,998 --> 01:33:48,585
- Is anyone else's gray?
- Didn't you hear what I said at the beginning?
1553
01:33:48,669 --> 01:33:50,421
Almost everything.
1554
01:33:50,504 --> 01:33:53,007
I was mentally preparing myself.
1555
01:33:53,090 --> 01:33:57,636
I told them they had to log into their account
so you can review your work later.
1556
01:33:59,013 --> 01:34:01,432
The good thing is that I review
my job now.
1557
01:34:01,515 --> 01:34:04,685
You don't need instant replay,
saw the score live.
1558
01:34:05,352 --> 01:34:08,856
I don't understand that analogy,
but I do know that...
1559
01:34:08,939 --> 01:34:12,192
attention to details is vital...
1560
01:34:12,276 --> 01:34:14,445
and that my instructions
They were explicit.
1561
01:34:14,528 --> 01:34:16,113
If there is no record...
1562
01:34:16,572 --> 01:34:19,867
It's as if there were no
presented today.
1563
01:34:21,410 --> 01:34:24,079
But I did come.
Here I am.
1564
01:34:24,163 --> 01:34:27,916
According to his record... he's not here.
1565
01:34:28,334 --> 01:34:30,836
And since all practitioners...
1566
01:34:30,919 --> 01:34:34,256
They must complete the challenge so that
your team receives a grade...
1567
01:34:35,132 --> 01:34:40,220
Unfortunately, your team
You will get a grade of zero.
1568
01:34:41,347 --> 01:34:42,348
Zero?
1569
01:34:44,350 --> 01:34:46,352
Good job, Mr. McMahon.
1570
01:34:46,852 --> 01:34:49,688
Maybe more studying and less pudding.
1571
01:34:49,772 --> 01:34:54,151
Please Chetty. Don't sink us
on a technicality. Here it is.
1572
01:34:54,234 --> 01:34:57,363
Oh, Billy, Billy!
What have you done?
1573
01:34:57,446 --> 01:35:00,991
I feel bad for you.
It is very difficult to get here.
1574
01:35:01,700 --> 01:35:03,577
They must be quite intelligent.
1575
01:35:03,660 --> 01:35:05,287
They deserve better.
1576
01:35:05,621 --> 01:35:06,747
I'm sorry.
1577
01:35:09,792 --> 01:35:12,294
Don't worry, El Niño,
We will defeat them.
1578
01:35:16,632 --> 01:35:18,384
Study for the exam.
1579
01:35:23,972 --> 01:35:26,517
Brilliant. another triumph
for Team Graham.
1580
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:29,687
There's just one challenge left. Even if we do it
perfect, it won't be enough.
1581
01:35:29,770 --> 01:35:34,400
- We had defeated them.
- It's true. It was just a setback.
1582
01:35:34,483 --> 01:35:39,738
Nick, admit it. Billy is a great guy,
but today ruined us.
1583
01:35:39,822 --> 01:35:41,448
- I know...
- They're right, Nick.
1584
01:35:41,990 --> 01:35:44,868
I just came to tell you that...
1585
01:35:44,952 --> 01:35:47,871
I studied last night, I did my best.
It's just that...
1586
01:35:47,955 --> 01:35:51,000
what happened today on the phones...
It was my fault.
1587
01:35:51,083 --> 01:35:52,167
And...
1588
01:35:53,085 --> 01:35:56,213
he was right when he said
that they deserved better.
1589
01:35:56,296 --> 01:35:57,923
I'm very sorry for what it caused you.
1590
01:36:07,349 --> 01:36:08,392
Damn.
1591
01:36:13,313 --> 01:36:14,648
Billy, stop!
1592
01:36:14,732 --> 01:36:16,900
I'm not doing anyone any good here.
1593
01:36:16,984 --> 01:36:19,778
What are you saying?
You do those kids good!
1594
01:36:19,862 --> 01:36:21,822
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
1595
01:36:21,905 --> 01:36:23,949
Are you going to take my word back?
1596
01:36:24,033 --> 01:36:26,910
I'm not going to let you go
from the Garden of Eden!
1597
01:36:26,994 --> 01:36:28,412
I failed the team!
1598
01:36:28,495 --> 01:36:32,583
You didn't fail him!
What does it matter if you made a mistake?
1599
01:36:32,666 --> 01:36:34,585
I'm not going to drag everyone down with me.
1600
01:36:34,668 --> 01:36:38,589
Billy, let me change your mind
opinion with a sports metaphor.
1601
01:36:38,672 --> 01:36:41,091
Damn, Nick!
It's the best for everyone!
1602
01:36:41,175 --> 01:36:43,969
Stop depressing me with your nonsense!
1603
01:36:44,053 --> 01:36:47,181
You are doing very well here,
not me! I understand!
1604
01:36:48,390 --> 01:36:50,267
Leave me alone now!
1605
01:36:50,351 --> 01:36:53,771
How dare you?
How dare you?
1606
01:36:53,854 --> 01:36:57,274
You should be ashamed!
Put this ID on again!
1607
01:36:57,358 --> 01:37:01,779
If you're going to quit, do it, but don't
come out with what is best for the team!
1608
01:37:02,279 --> 01:37:04,031
Please, Billy!
1609
01:37:25,386 --> 01:37:26,512
Randy?
1610
01:37:27,846 --> 01:37:31,934
I'm Billy McMahon. Sammy sent me.
I am the new seller.
1611
01:37:34,061 --> 01:37:35,479
Don't tell me!
1612
01:37:35,562 --> 01:37:36,855
My new partner.
1613
01:37:38,232 --> 01:37:41,860
Ladies and gentlemen, it has been
an impressive summer.
1614
01:37:42,403 --> 01:37:45,072
There is only one last challenge left.
1615
01:37:45,989 --> 01:37:47,074
Sales.
1616
01:37:47,741 --> 01:37:50,536
More than a million companies
They advertise on Google.
1617
01:37:50,619 --> 01:37:53,539
Find one that doesn't.
Convince them.
1618
01:37:53,622 --> 01:37:55,165
The bigger the sale,
1619
01:37:55,249 --> 01:37:57,418
the greater opportunity they will have
to win the competition.
1620
01:37:58,168 --> 01:38:01,380
The winner will be announced in
the final meeting this afternoon.
1621
01:38:01,463 --> 01:38:03,716
Good luck.
Happy hunting!
1622
01:38:04,258 --> 01:38:05,342
Come closer!
1623
01:38:11,557 --> 01:38:15,144
Sales... easy!
The others are going to lose!
1624
01:38:15,811 --> 01:38:18,230
- Where is Billy?
- He went away.
1625
01:38:18,480 --> 01:38:20,149
- That?
- They heard it.
1626
01:38:20,232 --> 01:38:24,528
He thought it was a burden
and he didn't want to talk about it.
1627
01:38:24,820 --> 01:38:28,574
- We have to get it back.
- Yes, we are a team. That's what they taught us.
1628
01:38:28,657 --> 01:38:33,037
Under a mountain of references
incomprehensible about the eighties...
1629
01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:37,166
and a ton of others
super inappropriate nonsense...
1630
01:38:37,249 --> 01:38:42,254
which, I imagine, were life lessons,
They taught us to be a team, Nick.
1631
01:38:42,338 --> 01:38:46,050
The problem is that when you take
a decision about something...
1632
01:38:46,133 --> 01:38:49,178
Billy is usually immovable.
1633
01:38:49,261 --> 01:38:51,555
We may have to do it without him.
1634
01:38:51,638 --> 01:38:54,058
But, Nick, we don't want to.
1635
01:38:54,433 --> 01:38:55,517
Right, guys?
1636
01:39:01,774 --> 01:39:03,108
Hello, Tony!
1637
01:39:04,568 --> 01:39:07,029
Slow down!
It's a joke.
1638
01:39:07,946 --> 01:39:09,782
How long have you been working?
in this area?
1639
01:39:09,865 --> 01:39:10,949
Three years.
1640
01:39:11,575 --> 01:39:14,912
It's great. You build
a relationship with clients...
1641
01:39:14,995 --> 01:39:16,080
URBANIZATION FOR RETIRED
1642
01:39:16,163 --> 01:39:17,414
they die!
1643
01:39:17,498 --> 01:39:22,836
You resell chairs that have
40 or 50 km of use. Everyone wins!
1644
01:39:23,379 --> 01:39:26,215
Hello! Look who's back!
1645
01:39:26,298 --> 01:39:28,050
Hello, Randy!
How are you?
1646
01:39:30,427 --> 01:39:31,720
Hello dinosaur!
1647
01:39:31,804 --> 01:39:33,514
Hello, Randy.
1648
01:39:33,597 --> 01:39:34,765
What do you want?
1649
01:39:35,432 --> 01:39:38,310
Treat them badly,
they want you more.
1650
01:39:39,269 --> 01:39:41,313
Everyone, listen up!
1651
01:39:41,397 --> 01:39:43,440
This is my new gunner, Billy.
1652
01:39:43,524 --> 01:39:47,069
Billy, tell them about the magnificent
vehicle in which you just arrived.
1653
01:39:47,152 --> 01:39:50,072
Oh, you mean the new X-70.
1654
01:39:50,155 --> 01:39:51,448
It has an eight-hour engine.
1655
01:39:51,532 --> 01:39:54,451
and an integrated steel grate
for the oxygen tank.
1656
01:39:55,202 --> 01:39:57,913
You don't know how much sex there is around here.
1657
01:39:57,996 --> 01:40:02,084
It's fantastic. Look at that one.
Ethel, that's her name.
1658
01:40:02,167 --> 01:40:05,879
He says "Cocoon" to my little bird.
She says it makes her feel young.
1659
01:40:05,963 --> 01:40:08,424
Your blood pressure drops.
I don't play hard to get.
1660
01:40:08,507 --> 01:40:11,135
I give life and I give love.
Ethel!
1661
01:40:11,468 --> 01:40:12,553
Ethel!
1662
01:40:13,220 --> 01:40:15,305
What's up, baby?
Look who arrived.
1663
01:40:16,348 --> 01:40:18,350
Come here, baby.
Who is your friend?
1664
01:40:18,934 --> 01:40:20,019
Billy!
1665
01:40:20,686 --> 01:40:22,187
What are you doing here?
1666
01:40:22,271 --> 01:40:24,023
What are you doing here?
1667
01:40:24,356 --> 01:40:26,442
- Billy!
- Hello.
1668
01:40:26,525 --> 01:40:29,987
Ethel and Doris say they are looking for
some group action.
1669
01:40:30,070 --> 01:40:31,488
Am I counting on you?
1670
01:40:32,489 --> 01:40:34,158
What the devil?
1671
01:40:35,325 --> 01:40:38,162
I'm sorry. Randy, he is
my old partner, Nick.
1672
01:40:38,245 --> 01:40:40,664
Nick, this is my new partner, Randy.
1673
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:43,917
Welcome to the jungle, friend.
1674
01:40:44,460 --> 01:40:46,378
Billy, can I count on you?
1675
01:40:46,462 --> 01:40:49,006
- Allow me a second.
- Alright.
1676
01:40:49,590 --> 01:40:51,550
- What are you doing?
- New partner?
1677
01:40:51,633 --> 01:40:57,014
- I'm a salesman, I sell things.
- I remember a guy who sold mattresses...
1678
01:40:57,097 --> 01:41:01,602
when a giant arrived. A big guy,
Big mouth and big dreams.
1679
01:41:01,685 --> 01:41:06,023
It reminded him of that poor devil
that there are still dreams floating out there.
1680
01:41:06,106 --> 01:41:08,067
You just have to stretch
hand and take them.
1681
01:41:08,150 --> 01:41:10,402
That's what I did, Nick. Leave me alone.
1682
01:41:10,486 --> 01:41:13,614
- I ruined it for everyone.
- You forgot to press a button!
1683
01:41:13,697 --> 01:41:17,368
You're not a computer genius!
And not a coward either.
1684
01:41:17,451 --> 01:41:21,914
You are strong. You grew up in the seventies.
There were no computers.
1685
01:41:21,997 --> 01:41:26,210
No bicycle helmets, no sunscreen,
no seat belt. Did you use it?
1686
01:41:26,293 --> 01:41:28,629
- No.
- What was your seat belt?
1687
01:41:29,463 --> 01:41:32,508
- My mom did like that.
- Yes, it was your mother who did that.
1688
01:41:33,884 --> 01:41:35,094
- And how did it go?
- I went out through the windshield.
1689
01:41:35,177 --> 01:41:39,056
89 stitches. You looked like a
gang member in third grade.
1690
01:41:39,139 --> 01:41:41,892
And were you afraid to come back
to get into that truck?
1691
01:41:41,975 --> 01:41:43,977
No. Five years later...
1692
01:41:45,312 --> 01:41:48,732
you took out that same truck
without anyone's permission...
1693
01:41:48,816 --> 01:41:51,276
neither from your parents nor from the law...
1694
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:55,989
Just you and Sally Moran, on the gazebo,
groping each other
1695
01:41:56,073 --> 01:41:58,200
They didn't even know
Yes they were doing it right!
1696
01:41:58,534 --> 01:42:00,119
What do you want to get at with this?
1697
01:42:00,369 --> 01:42:03,914
I say life is that van.
1698
01:42:03,997 --> 01:42:08,460
And sometimes it's going to throw you through the windshield
and it will break your skull.
1699
01:42:08,544 --> 01:42:11,296
Maybe it will even break your heart.
But from time to time...
1700
01:42:11,380 --> 01:42:14,258
will give you a Sally Moran
in the back seat.
1701
01:42:14,341 --> 01:42:16,677
We went to Google for a reason, right?
1702
01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:19,930
I can't promise that we will win,
but we will return...
1703
01:42:20,014 --> 01:42:22,933
with those boys
and we will go to the end.
1704
01:42:23,017 --> 01:42:25,936
Now get back in that car and drive.
1705
01:42:26,020 --> 01:42:29,273
Do you hear me, Billy "the Beast" McMahon?
Drive!
1706
01:42:33,444 --> 01:42:36,155
"The technology
of contextual advertising..."
1707
01:42:36,238 --> 01:42:40,743
can automatically link
your ads...
1708
01:42:40,826 --> 01:42:42,786
to web pages...
1709
01:42:43,704 --> 01:42:47,583
more relevant to your business.
1710
01:42:48,876 --> 01:42:49,960
Me-Me?
1711
01:42:51,503 --> 01:42:55,049
"Review the performance of
your ad to see impressions...
1712
01:42:55,132 --> 01:42:58,010
clicks, costs and data conversion.
1713
01:42:58,510 --> 01:43:02,264
Look, you can tell they're good kids.
and I appreciate your visit...
1714
01:43:02,348 --> 01:43:05,893
but we are a family business.
We don't use the Internet.
1715
01:43:06,977 --> 01:43:10,272
Thanks for coming. Frankie suits them
to give a slice of pizza.
1716
01:43:18,989 --> 01:43:20,324
Hello, hello!
1717
01:43:20,407 --> 01:43:21,700
Brilliant.
1718
01:43:21,784 --> 01:43:23,452
- Perfect.
- This guy.
1719
01:43:23,911 --> 01:43:26,455
They posted on the Internet that they were here,
so we came.
1720
01:43:26,830 --> 01:43:29,249
That's scary.
Anything else?
1721
01:43:29,333 --> 01:43:33,837
Nothing more, in fact. we just closed
a sale with a cafeteria.
1722
01:43:33,921 --> 01:43:37,591
His chances of beating us passed
from zero to absolutely nothing.
1723
01:43:37,841 --> 01:43:41,679
If you'll excuse us, we must
reach the final meeting.
1724
01:43:41,762 --> 01:43:44,932
Let them give us jobs
that we deserve so much.
1725
01:43:45,974 --> 01:43:47,017
Zach?
1726
01:43:47,101 --> 01:43:48,727
Stop looking at that pizza.
1727
01:43:48,811 --> 01:43:51,939
God made you lactose intolerant
for a reason.
1728
01:43:52,356 --> 01:43:53,774
You are very fat.
1729
01:43:55,776 --> 01:43:56,985
Very fat.
1730
01:43:57,653 --> 01:43:58,654
Let's go!
1731
01:43:59,154 --> 01:44:00,280
Come with me!
1732
01:44:06,662 --> 01:44:08,789
What an idiot!
1733
01:44:11,667 --> 01:44:12,751
Guys.
1734
01:44:20,634 --> 01:44:22,428
Welcome, Billy.
1735
01:44:22,511 --> 01:44:24,847
- I'm glad to be with you.
-How did it go there?
1736
01:44:25,305 --> 01:44:27,725
I do not accept the offer,
so it didn't go well for us.
1737
01:44:27,808 --> 01:44:30,978
- Do you know who didn't do well either?
- Tell us, friend.
1738
01:44:31,061 --> 01:44:33,439
To the girl from the steel town, Alex.
1739
01:44:33,522 --> 01:44:37,151
When he finally managed to audition,
He stumbled and fell.
1740
01:44:37,234 --> 01:44:41,071
Do you want to hear something crazy?
He got up again...
1741
01:44:41,155 --> 01:44:43,407
he squeezed his butt,
I prepare his legs...
1742
01:44:43,490 --> 01:44:47,661
and I dance to get a place
in that dance school.
1743
01:44:47,995 --> 01:44:49,997
And that's what we're going to do.
1744
01:44:50,706 --> 01:44:52,666
Get your butts together, let's go.
1745
01:44:53,542 --> 01:44:55,169
Let's make that sale.
1746
01:44:56,837 --> 01:44:59,590
Look, we have always done
things the same way.
1747
01:44:59,673 --> 01:45:02,593
In the business directory,
flyers and a local newspaper.
1748
01:45:02,676 --> 01:45:07,097
We are creatures of habit, Sal.
We like what we know, without a doubt.
1749
01:45:07,181 --> 01:45:09,475
But do you know what is the scariest thing?
1750
01:45:09,558 --> 01:45:12,436
What scares us most in life?
1751
01:45:13,062 --> 01:45:14,104
The change.
1752
01:45:14,188 --> 01:45:17,191
Most people
He gets stuck in his routines.
1753
01:45:17,274 --> 01:45:21,445
I need the change to come
to kick me to move.
1754
01:45:21,528 --> 01:45:23,364
I already know where they want to go.
1755
01:45:24,281 --> 01:45:26,033
But I'm not going to change anything.
1756
01:45:26,367 --> 01:45:29,828
As I already told you, things are not bad for us.
1757
01:45:29,912 --> 01:45:33,832
Come out, if you defend your limitations,
you never get rid of them.
1758
01:45:33,916 --> 01:45:37,711
"We're not doing badly" is not good.
It's not cool.
1759
01:45:37,795 --> 01:45:40,130
- Not fantastic.
- I'm starting to think he's selfish!
1760
01:45:40,214 --> 01:45:44,968
I don't want to argue with you,
You are as big as a house.
1761
01:45:45,052 --> 01:45:47,846
But you are an artist.
This pizza is magnificent.
1762
01:45:47,930 --> 01:45:51,975
- Picasso with pepperoni!
-And I haven't even talked about the sauce.
1763
01:45:52,059 --> 01:45:55,479
Does it have nutmeg?
I respect that you don't want to disclose it...
1764
01:45:55,562 --> 01:45:57,564
But if I got it right, don't say anything.
1765
01:45:59,108 --> 01:46:01,652
- Exact!
- there is the answer!
1766
01:46:01,735 --> 01:46:04,405
Please! I'm just saying...
1767
01:46:04,488 --> 01:46:09,159
why papa john's makes all the money
If Papa Sal's has the best sauce?
1768
01:46:09,243 --> 01:46:13,080
They already sound like him. wants
open a branch in Los Gatos.
1769
01:46:13,163 --> 01:46:15,833
The big chains kill us.
We barely survived.
1770
01:46:15,916 --> 01:46:20,129
With franchises you lose quality.
You lose the flavor that people rely on.
1771
01:46:20,587 --> 01:46:23,340
Do you want to know why my sauce
is it better? I'll tell you.
1772
01:46:23,424 --> 01:46:26,719
I go to the local market every day.
I buy tomatoes...
1773
01:46:26,802 --> 01:46:29,596
I get the basil, the oregano.
1774
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:32,683
Look guys,
I know these people.
1775
01:46:32,766 --> 01:46:36,770
I am part of the fabric of this community.
That's enough for me.
1776
01:46:36,854 --> 01:46:40,065
Come out, this is better.
It's the best.
1777
01:46:40,149 --> 01:46:42,609
We don't want you to abandon
to your community.
1778
01:46:42,985 --> 01:46:47,156
We're just saying, what if you
community get bigger?
1779
01:46:47,239 --> 01:46:51,326
Look at this, Sal.
There are many people who love your pizza.
1780
01:46:51,410 --> 01:46:55,539
- Word of mouth advertising.
- They talk about you. Don't you want to answer them?
1781
01:46:55,622 --> 01:46:57,708
There are almost
the same number of people searching.
1782
01:46:57,791 --> 01:47:00,002
Sal's in Los Gatos than in Palo Alto.
1783
01:47:00,085 --> 01:47:05,049
If they had a branch closer,
They would be frequent customers.
1784
01:47:05,132 --> 01:47:09,261
Here is a very commercial premises
good in Los Gatos. It is for rent.
1785
01:47:09,345 --> 01:47:13,724
It is 500 m from a local market.
You can smell the tomatoes from your door.
1786
01:47:13,807 --> 01:47:16,352
- From the market to the table!
- That, gentlemen!
1787
01:47:16,435 --> 01:47:19,646
It's right!
Very well said, Lyle!
1788
01:47:19,730 --> 01:47:22,066
We don't say no
do it by hand...
1789
01:47:22,149 --> 01:47:23,984
just extend your reach.
1790
01:47:24,068 --> 01:47:28,489
In the end,
These guys have the information.
1791
01:47:28,572 --> 01:47:31,325
It is precise. I understand it
and I know you too.
1792
01:47:31,825 --> 01:47:35,412
Sal, I don't blame you for having
a little scared.
1793
01:47:35,496 --> 01:47:40,334
Damn, we were afraid
a long time, working like donkeys.
1794
01:47:40,417 --> 01:47:43,420
And God knows I've stumbled
many times.
1795
01:47:43,504 --> 01:47:45,422
But I promise you something.
1796
01:47:45,506 --> 01:47:47,174
If you raise your head...
1797
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:49,802
and breathe deeply...
1798
01:47:50,511 --> 01:47:53,097
There are many possibilities out there.
1799
01:47:53,764 --> 01:47:56,517
New clients, new franchise...
1800
01:47:56,600 --> 01:48:00,562
and it's just the tip of the iceberg.
All you have to do is press a button.
1801
01:48:02,856 --> 01:48:05,275
Everyone's looking for something, Sal.
1802
01:48:05,359 --> 01:48:06,985
They look for you.
1803
01:48:07,069 --> 01:48:09,029
We just want to help you
to find you
1804
01:48:15,577 --> 01:48:18,330
Thank goodness it's Friday, nooglers!
1805
01:48:18,414 --> 01:48:20,457
Excellent!
1806
01:48:22,209 --> 01:48:25,295
Calm, calm.
Calm.
1807
01:48:25,379 --> 01:48:29,967
Today is not only the end of the week,
but the end of summer internships.
1808
01:48:30,342 --> 01:48:31,468
I know.
1809
01:48:31,552 --> 01:48:35,055
As you can see in these photographs,
It's been quite a journey.
1810
01:48:35,514 --> 01:48:37,975
many memories,
Many links were created.
1811
01:48:38,308 --> 01:48:41,228
Reminds me of the first time I...
It's okay.
1812
01:48:41,478 --> 01:48:44,148
Today we will reveal to
team of practitioners...
1813
01:48:44,231 --> 01:48:46,859
who will be offered a job here.
1814
01:48:47,443 --> 01:48:50,237
Sadly, a team
He hasn't come back, so...
1815
01:48:50,320 --> 01:48:56,076
I will calculate the results with
its score as "challenge incomplete".
1816
01:49:01,832 --> 01:49:03,334
We have a winner.
1817
01:49:04,668 --> 01:49:06,170
Congratulations...
1818
01:49:24,688 --> 01:49:25,773
What happens?
1819
01:49:33,113 --> 01:49:35,157
Enough! Calm down!
1820
01:49:59,348 --> 01:50:00,474
Excellent!
1821
01:50:09,692 --> 01:50:10,984
Come on!
1822
01:50:16,865 --> 01:50:18,992
With additional ingredients, boss.
1823
01:50:19,493 --> 01:50:20,536
I see it now.
1824
01:50:30,838 --> 01:50:32,923
Enough!
1825
01:50:35,676 --> 01:50:38,429
What a nice show,
but the game is over.
1826
01:50:38,512 --> 01:50:41,056
They arrive late. And there are rules, right, Chetty?
1827
01:50:41,140 --> 01:50:43,559
Yes, there are rules.
1828
01:50:43,642 --> 01:50:46,729
And the rules say that everyone
teams have the right...
1829
01:50:46,812 --> 01:50:49,773
to deliver your sale
before the winner is announced.
1830
01:50:49,857 --> 01:50:54,611
So, despite his lack of
punctuality, which is amazing...
1831
01:50:55,029 --> 01:50:59,366
I have no choice
to accept this delivery...
1832
01:50:59,450 --> 01:51:01,160
and recalculate.
1833
01:51:01,452 --> 01:51:03,954
Forward. Recalculate.
1834
01:51:04,038 --> 01:51:07,583
A sale to a family business
of pizza is not going to make a difference.
1835
01:51:07,666 --> 01:51:11,295
Apparently Mr. Hawtrey
you are right again.
1836
01:51:12,212 --> 01:51:15,591
Selling to a store
in the last challenge...
1837
01:51:16,216 --> 01:51:18,302
It is not enough to give them victory.
1838
01:51:18,385 --> 01:51:19,553
Sorry, friend.
1839
01:51:20,929 --> 01:51:22,139
But...
1840
01:51:23,932 --> 01:51:25,142
this...
1841
01:51:25,434 --> 01:51:26,935
It's not a store.
1842
01:51:27,728 --> 01:51:29,396
You see, this...
1843
01:51:30,356 --> 01:51:34,818
is a thriving franchise with
infinite possibilities, thanks to you.
1844
01:51:35,152 --> 01:51:39,490
And what they have done as a team
It is creating bonds with people.
1845
01:51:39,573 --> 01:51:42,034
And link those people
with the information.
1846
01:51:42,117 --> 01:51:44,411
Which is what we do.
1847
01:51:44,495 --> 01:51:48,040
And more than that, they had
the value of dreaming.
1848
01:51:48,123 --> 01:51:53,295
Despite its obvious and
amazing limitations...
1849
01:51:54,129 --> 01:51:56,423
- ...they never gave up that dream.
- No.
1850
01:51:57,091 --> 01:51:58,092
So...
1851
01:51:58,842 --> 01:51:59,927
gentlemen...
1852
01:52:00,678 --> 01:52:01,929
and miss...
1853
01:52:02,888 --> 01:52:03,972
Wait a moment.
1854
01:52:04,056 --> 01:52:07,142
Chetty, no offense, you
She is an aggrandizing babysitter.
1855
01:52:07,226 --> 01:52:10,229
bring someone
that really has weight.
1856
01:52:10,312 --> 01:52:13,148
- Here I am.
- Brilliant.
1857
01:52:15,943 --> 01:52:19,446
Graham, meet you.
to Mr. Anderson.
1858
01:52:19,530 --> 01:52:20,698
Do you know him?
1859
01:52:20,781 --> 01:52:24,451
Ought. Andrew is
the head of the Google browser...
1860
01:52:24,535 --> 01:52:27,496
quite an important position
here on Google.
1861
01:52:27,579 --> 01:52:29,206
It's a...
It's an honor.
1862
01:52:29,289 --> 01:52:32,292
Just look, Headphones.
You were hiding a mystery.
1863
01:52:32,376 --> 01:52:33,419
How do you know him?
1864
01:52:33,502 --> 01:52:35,754
They urged us
to get closer to the "googlers".
1865
01:52:35,838 --> 01:52:37,464
Nothing out of this world.
1866
01:52:37,548 --> 01:52:41,635
Get closer to other "googlers",
do not flatter them.
1867
01:52:41,719 --> 01:52:44,596
You see, these practitioners
They are smart...
1868
01:52:45,014 --> 01:52:46,306
cooperatives...
1869
01:52:46,890 --> 01:52:49,226
- ...beautiful...
- Thank you.
1870
01:52:49,309 --> 01:52:53,230
And strange enough
to make them interesting.
1871
01:52:53,313 --> 01:52:57,151
Plus, they came together as a team...
1872
01:52:57,234 --> 01:52:59,028
to do something here.
1873
01:52:59,111 --> 01:53:02,698
His "googleness" is something
out of the ordinary.
1874
01:53:02,781 --> 01:53:07,119
That "Googleness" thing again.
I don't even know what it means.
1875
01:53:07,202 --> 01:53:09,830
The fact that you don't know
what does it mean...
1876
01:53:09,913 --> 01:53:12,499
is the reason why
You will never work here.
1877
01:53:13,667 --> 01:53:14,918
Also...
1878
01:53:15,461 --> 01:53:19,757
you made me talk a lot
in front of a lot of people.
1879
01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:22,009
Look at me. You're a jerk for doing that to me.
1880
01:53:22,092 --> 01:53:25,095
Look at me again.
I know you fake your accent.
1881
01:53:25,846 --> 01:53:27,014
That?
1882
01:53:29,767 --> 01:53:30,851
So...
1883
01:53:35,356 --> 01:53:36,774
welcome to Google.
1884
01:53:53,540 --> 01:53:54,958
I have a job!
1885
01:53:55,042 --> 01:53:56,794
I have a job!
1886
01:53:57,044 --> 01:54:00,881
Why are they leaving?
The winner must be me.
1887
01:54:01,632 --> 01:54:03,467
I hope you are happy.
1888
01:54:03,550 --> 01:54:07,388
Maybe with a team at my level,
to contribute from time to time...
1889
01:54:07,471 --> 01:54:09,682
this wouldn't have happened.
What do you say to me?
1890
01:54:09,765 --> 01:54:11,934
What do you have to say in your favor?
1891
01:54:12,267 --> 01:54:14,478
I think it's time
to fake an injury.
1892
01:54:14,561 --> 01:54:15,562
That...?
1893
01:54:17,564 --> 01:54:18,565
Injured man!
1894
01:54:20,442 --> 01:54:23,654
Chetty, I appreciate what you said there.
1895
01:54:23,737 --> 01:54:25,948
I know you didn't have faith in us.
1896
01:54:26,031 --> 01:54:28,117
The vote for you.
1897
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:29,284
That?
1898
01:54:29,368 --> 01:54:32,496
Mr. Chetty was the swing vote.
1899
01:54:32,579 --> 01:54:37,376
I didn't go to an expensive university, like
the majority. Work hard to get here.
1900
01:54:37,710 --> 01:54:42,423
And I recognized a similar tenacity
on you, so I gave you a chance.
1901
01:54:42,756 --> 01:54:45,134
They put to the test
my faith sometimes.
1902
01:54:46,260 --> 01:54:48,512
Basically all the time.
1903
01:54:48,595 --> 01:54:50,514
But I'm glad I was right.
1904
01:54:50,597 --> 01:54:53,392
Chetty, thanks for betting on us.
1905
01:54:57,271 --> 01:54:58,313
Hello.
1906
01:54:58,772 --> 01:55:01,859
Apparently we'll be seeing each other here.
1907
01:55:01,942 --> 01:55:05,112
- That's how it is. Congratulations.
- Thank you.
1908
01:55:05,946 --> 01:55:07,531
The other night...
1909
01:55:07,614 --> 01:55:08,866
It was fun.
1910
01:55:08,949 --> 01:55:11,035
- Yes it was fun.
- Isn't that right?
1911
01:55:11,118 --> 01:55:12,202
Yes.
1912
01:55:15,247 --> 01:55:16,457
I don't regret it.
1913
01:55:17,791 --> 01:55:18,792
No.
1914
01:55:31,638 --> 01:55:34,266
Okay, let's move on to the part.
emotional and moving.
1915
01:55:34,350 --> 01:55:36,143
That's not going to happen.
1916
01:55:37,102 --> 01:55:40,856
It makes me want it more
the one who is so cold.
1917
01:55:40,939 --> 01:55:44,360
If you continue to play hardball,
It's going to end alone.
1918
01:55:44,443 --> 01:55:47,529
- We're not going to have a beer together.
- Let's take five.
1919
01:55:47,613 --> 01:55:49,406
- We are already equal.
- No.
1920
01:55:49,490 --> 01:55:50,908
- Yes!
- No.
1921
01:55:50,991 --> 01:55:54,328
- Let's get more practitioners.
- Don't follow me. Don't talk to me.
1922
01:55:54,411 --> 01:55:55,579
We're going to get drunk!
1923
01:56:03,545 --> 01:56:06,924
Good luck in your last year.
We will have your places ready.
1924
01:56:07,007 --> 01:56:09,134
- Team Lyle!
- Team Lyle!
1925
01:56:11,220 --> 01:56:13,430
Yo-yo! Come! Now!
1926
01:56:13,514 --> 01:56:14,890
One minute, mom.
1927
01:56:14,973 --> 01:56:16,809
- I-I, we have to...
- Mom.
1928
01:56:16,892 --> 01:56:21,105
I'm saying goodbye to my friends.
Allow me a minute.
1929
01:56:21,188 --> 01:56:22,523
Alright?
1930
01:56:29,238 --> 01:56:32,241
You got an eyebrow, Yo-Yo!
Good!
1931
01:56:32,324 --> 01:56:35,369
Well, lazy people, go away!
See you later.
1932
01:56:35,911 --> 01:56:38,080
- Thank you, Captain.
- Thanks to you, Billy.
1933
01:56:40,916 --> 01:56:43,711
My khaleesi.
- My sun and my stars.
1934
01:56:44,211 --> 01:56:46,380
Do you want to do things
in the nap module?
1935
01:56:47,047 --> 01:56:49,425
Don't disappear.
Write to me from time to time.
1936
01:56:50,342 --> 01:56:52,678
Forget it. I'll come see you in person.
1937
01:56:54,722 --> 01:56:55,889
I will like it.
1938
01:56:56,557 --> 01:56:59,727
- I gathered courage, see?
- Of course!
1939
01:56:59,810 --> 01:57:00,811
Incredible!
1940
01:57:00,894 --> 01:57:03,731
- I'm super brave.
- Enough, it's too much.
1941
01:57:05,899 --> 01:57:08,485
- Congratulations, guys.
- Thanks, boss.
1942
01:57:09,236 --> 01:57:13,157
I bought you a gift.
Don't get too sentimental...
1943
01:57:15,242 --> 01:57:19,163
How wasteful!
You give me a Pappy!
1944
01:57:19,246 --> 01:57:20,664
We earned a drink.
1945
01:57:21,331 --> 01:57:22,541
What a summer, friend!
1946
01:57:23,083 --> 01:57:24,543
What a summer.
1947
01:57:41,560 --> 01:57:44,229
OFFLINE LEARNERS.
1948
01:57:54,323 --> 01:57:55,783
THIS?
1949
01:57:55,866 --> 01:57:58,077
- OH REALLY?
- That?
1950
01:58:07,127 --> 01:58:08,337
TRANSLATE
1951
01:58:26,605 --> 01:58:28,107
British! Look, professor...
1952
01:58:44,164 --> 01:58:45,290
MOTIVATIONAL LIST
1953
01:58:47,876 --> 01:58:51,797
How do we do
let the snitch hang?
1954
01:58:56,719 --> 01:58:57,803
7 - 7:50 NERDS
1955
01:58:57,886 --> 01:58:59,263
8 - 8:50 GIRLS
IN SPRAYED PANTS
1956
01:59:03,684 --> 01:59:06,311
- I understand.
- Cheek to cheek.
1957
01:59:06,395 --> 01:59:08,689
Yes, yes, I understand!
1958
01:59:08,772 --> 01:59:10,315
Hello, I'm Billy!
1959
01:59:10,399 --> 01:59:11,942
Nick Campbell.
1960
01:59:12,526 --> 01:59:14,278
INTERCHANGE MOMENTS
1961
01:59:31,420 --> 01:59:32,629
CREDITS
1962
01:59:42,598 --> 01:59:43,766
Shawn Levy
One last thing.
1963
01:59:43,849 --> 01:59:46,560
Lost Cosplay scene.
1964
01:59:46,643 --> 01:59:48,479
Guys, hello.
1965
01:59:48,562 --> 01:59:50,731
Hello. What do you think?
1966
01:59:51,231 --> 01:59:52,816
Cosplay, what do they say?
1967
01:59:52,900 --> 01:59:55,319
I knew you would love it.
Stuart loves it too.
1968
01:59:55,402 --> 01:59:56,737
- Have fun.
- Brilliant.
1969
01:59:56,820 --> 01:59:58,280
Don't worry about us,
We are having a great time.
1970
01:59:58,364 --> 01:59:59,490
Don't worry about us,
we are having fun.
1971
01:59:59,573 --> 02:00:01,158
- Here we go.
- Understand.
1972
02:00:01,241 --> 02:00:03,118
The classics Luke and Han with Boba Fett.
1973
02:00:03,202 --> 02:00:04,870
We're just here to observe.
1974
02:00:04,953 --> 02:00:06,246
- It's me.
-Kevin!
1975
02:00:06,330 --> 02:00:08,207
- Damn!
- Boys.
1976
02:00:08,290 --> 02:00:09,333
-Kevin?
- Yeah!
1977
02:00:09,416 --> 02:00:12,252
- What the hell are you doing here?
-Cosby.
1978
02:00:12,336 --> 02:00:14,338
- Is this your first time at Cosby?
- Sorry?
1979
02:00:14,421 --> 02:00:16,799
It's my new trip.
And I have you to thank.
1980
02:00:16,882 --> 02:00:20,135
You have pointed out some things to me,
I was being a jerk to people.
1981
02:00:20,219 --> 02:00:21,345
Because I was resentful.
1982
02:00:21,428 --> 02:00:24,014
Only a great man admits
You're wrong, Kevin. Good for you.
1983
02:00:24,098 --> 02:00:26,392
I'll dive back into the fun.
1984
02:00:26,475 --> 02:00:28,018
Check out this hot number.
1985
02:00:28,102 --> 02:00:31,522
I don't know if he's an Ewok
or a space squirrel.
1986
02:00:31,605 --> 02:00:33,148
I can't wait to have sex with it.
1987
02:00:33,232 --> 02:00:34,775
How do you know who is
under the mask?
1988
02:00:34,858 --> 02:00:37,820
I don't know who is there, and I don't care.
1989
02:00:37,903 --> 02:00:39,780
I am insatiable.
Now if you'll excuse me,
1990
02:00:39,863 --> 02:00:43,784
Boba Fett will give this squirrel
a couple of nuts
1991
02:00:44,410 --> 02:00:47,788
Boba Fett always fucked the squirrel
from space at the end of the film.
1992
02:00:48,305 --> 02:01:48,800
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