1 00:00:05,786 --> 00:00:08,823 (quiet news chatter) 2 00:00:19,834 --> 00:00:21,469 (phone dings) 3 00:00:23,971 --> 00:00:25,507 (sighs) 4 00:00:33,114 --> 00:00:34,549 (sighs) God. 5 00:00:36,150 --> 00:00:39,254 - (sighs) Fuck! - (phone ringing) 6 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,085 God... 7 00:00:43,223 --> 00:00:46,190 - (sighs) Yes? - Tricia (on phone): Hey. 8 00:00:46,191 --> 00:00:48,058 Um, are you at work? 9 00:00:48,059 --> 00:00:49,526 No, I called in sick. 10 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,256 - Are you sick? - Sam (on phone): No. 11 00:00:51,257 --> 00:00:53,263 Okay, good 'cause I need you. I need your help really badly. 12 00:00:53,264 --> 00:00:55,064 I'm, like, completely overwhelmed... 13 00:00:55,065 --> 00:00:58,169 - Tricia, I can't right now. I'm kinda busy. - Tricia: Please, Sam, please. 14 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,603 I mean, really, seriously, please. 15 00:00:59,604 --> 00:01:01,638 - (loud marching band music) - Jesus! Oh, fuck! 16 00:01:01,639 --> 00:01:03,708 Sam, I'm sorry! But you have no idea... 17 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:05,142 No, no, it's not you. 18 00:01:05,143 --> 00:01:08,446 ("K-State Fight Song" playing loudly) 19 00:01:08,447 --> 00:01:09,584 (Sam sighs) 20 00:01:11,285 --> 00:01:13,255 I-I'll be there in a little bit, alright? 21 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:15,890 Thanks. Cool, see ya. 22 00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:17,988 (sighs) 23 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:20,892 (inhale, ragged exhale) 24 00:01:20,893 --> 00:01:24,199 (light theme song playing) 25 00:01:24,965 --> 00:01:28,298 (quiet street noise) 26 00:01:28,299 --> 00:01:30,501 Hey! There she is! 27 00:01:30,502 --> 00:01:32,235 Jesus Christ, Fred, you scared me to death. 28 00:01:32,236 --> 00:01:33,871 Is it a game day or something? 29 00:01:33,872 --> 00:01:35,639 No. I'm just checkin' in. 30 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,674 You know, I talked to Lou, and he said you're the only person 31 00:01:37,675 --> 00:01:39,042 that hasn't picked up their jacket. 32 00:01:39,043 --> 00:01:40,244 Oh fuck. Uh, you know what? 33 00:01:40,245 --> 00:01:42,140 I'm gonna go by and get that today. 34 00:01:42,141 --> 00:01:44,281 Did you bring out the Growler just to ask me that? 35 00:01:44,282 --> 00:01:45,649 No, I just had to fill up the tank, 36 00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:48,018 you know what I'm sayin'? Am I gonna see you tonight? 37 00:01:48,019 --> 00:01:49,486 'Cause you're not responding to my texts. 38 00:01:49,487 --> 00:01:51,488 - I texted you like 15 times. - Well, 39 00:01:51,489 --> 00:01:53,991 I don't know, Fred. I'm just gonna... 40 00:01:53,992 --> 00:01:55,692 be a black cloud. You don't want me there. 41 00:01:55,693 --> 00:02:00,097 - Ah, come on. You know I want you there, Sam. - Mm... 42 00:02:00,098 --> 00:02:02,599 It's just Joel and I still aren't talking, 43 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,963 - and I-I don't want it to be like a whole thing. - Alright, alright. 44 00:02:04,964 --> 00:02:06,838 Y-You and I are still talkin', right? 45 00:02:06,839 --> 00:02:07,971 - Yeah. - Come on, 46 00:02:07,972 --> 00:02:09,239 Sam, look what you're gonna miss. 47 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,540 Isn't this beautiful? 48 00:02:10,541 --> 00:02:12,475 I went all out. I decked it out, it's gorgeous. 49 00:02:12,476 --> 00:02:14,445 - You gotta see inside. Come on. Come on! - Sam: Okay. 50 00:02:14,446 --> 00:02:17,815 - Alright. Let's take a look. - Fred: Purple paradise! 51 00:02:17,816 --> 00:02:19,249 - Look at this. - Wow! 52 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,219 We got cheese balls. We got koozies. 53 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:24,055 - Check that out. Look at that. - Sam: Oh yeah. 54 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,155 That's great. 55 00:02:25,156 --> 00:02:26,962 And check this out. We had these made. 56 00:02:28,129 --> 00:02:30,427 - Wow! (laughs) - Yeah. 57 00:02:30,428 --> 00:02:31,462 You're gonna have to fend off 58 00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:33,163 all the heartbroken ladies for me. 59 00:02:33,164 --> 00:02:34,899 It would be my great honor. 60 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:36,333 (both laughing) 61 00:02:36,334 --> 00:02:37,634 Oh, come on, Sammy. 62 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:40,371 It's not gonna be the same without ya. 63 00:02:40,372 --> 00:02:42,607 Yeah, you know what? You guys rage without me. 64 00:02:42,608 --> 00:02:44,441 And then, how about tomorrow, 65 00:02:44,442 --> 00:02:46,543 I could take you for an all-you-can-eat 66 00:02:46,544 --> 00:02:48,179 - ice cream experience. - Mm... 67 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,380 You get whatever you want, 68 00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:51,348 and you can tell me all about what I missed. 69 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:53,683 Mm, well, uh, I don't wanna force you 70 00:02:53,684 --> 00:02:55,520 to have the time of your life, Sammy. 71 00:02:55,521 --> 00:02:56,686 But do you like ice cream? 72 00:02:56,687 --> 00:02:58,889 I don't like ice cream. I love ice cream! 73 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:00,790 - See? - But you gotta take me to Call Hall 74 00:03:00,791 --> 00:03:02,992 because it goes right from the udder to the cone. 75 00:03:02,993 --> 00:03:05,362 - That sounds fresh. - It's a metaphor, but you know what I'm sayin'. 76 00:03:05,363 --> 00:03:07,164 - I think I get it. - But it's so good. 77 00:03:07,165 --> 00:03:09,666 And you gotta wear one of these. 78 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,974 - Well, what does it say? - Yeah! Open it. 79 00:03:13,941 --> 00:03:15,339 (both laughing) 80 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,608 I'm the stud. When you wear it, I gotta be on that side. 81 00:03:17,609 --> 00:03:20,845 - Alright. Fuck yeah. Let's do it! Yes! - Okay? Alright! 82 00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:24,181 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:24,182 --> 00:03:26,150 Brad: Those are great. They're perfect. 84 00:03:26,151 --> 00:03:27,351 (quiet chatter) 85 00:03:27,352 --> 00:03:28,920 Joel: They're a little pale. 86 00:03:28,921 --> 00:03:31,421 Well, maybe do 'em on this side a little bit more. 87 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,424 - (laughs) - There you go. Look it. 88 00:03:33,425 --> 00:03:35,297 (whispers): Belinda's gonna yell at me. 89 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:37,928 She's outta control today. 90 00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:40,125 (laughing) 91 00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:43,233 Ugh. Maybe I shouldn't have even sent this. 92 00:03:43,234 --> 00:03:45,368 Oh, I'm sure it's fine. 93 00:03:45,369 --> 00:03:47,238 She probably didn't even see it yet. 94 00:03:47,239 --> 00:03:49,106 No, she read it 45 minutes ago. 95 00:03:49,107 --> 00:03:52,680 Okay. Well, what did you say? 96 00:03:54,514 --> 00:03:56,647 I told her how many steps I got yesterday. 97 00:03:56,648 --> 00:03:58,382 Okay... 98 00:03:58,383 --> 00:04:02,457 And how did you want her to respond to that? 99 00:04:03,756 --> 00:04:06,724 I don't know. I guess the way she always responds? 100 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:08,692 I mean... 101 00:04:08,693 --> 00:04:12,000 It's a big change for both of you in... 102 00:04:12,866 --> 00:04:14,002 in different ways. 103 00:04:15,637 --> 00:04:16,801 Yeah. 104 00:04:16,802 --> 00:04:20,304 And I sent her a text about my steps. 105 00:04:20,305 --> 00:04:21,972 - (laughs) - Oh, my God! Brad, 106 00:04:21,973 --> 00:04:25,209 - I'm a complete and total ding-dong! - No! 107 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:28,278 No, you are not a ding-dong. 108 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:31,048 You'll see her tonight, and you'll talk it out. 109 00:04:31,049 --> 00:04:33,317 Listen, it might take some time, 110 00:04:33,318 --> 00:04:34,852 but it's gonna be okay. 111 00:04:34,853 --> 00:04:38,255 Brad, we got a request for a great white shark 112 00:04:38,256 --> 00:04:39,590 and three little piggies. 113 00:04:39,591 --> 00:04:42,521 Okay, I-I'll get right on it, Belinda. 114 00:04:42,522 --> 00:04:43,631 (sighs) 115 00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:46,163 (soft laugh) 116 00:04:46,164 --> 00:04:47,865 Did you see how she came at me? 117 00:04:47,866 --> 00:04:49,037 (laughs) 118 00:04:50,104 --> 00:04:52,507 (engine cranking) 119 00:04:53,575 --> 00:05:00,415 (engine cranking) 120 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,785 (sighs) 121 00:05:05,786 --> 00:05:08,823 ♪ ♪ 122 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:13,061 (birds chirping) 123 00:05:14,428 --> 00:05:15,930 (door bell dings) 124 00:05:24,505 --> 00:05:26,537 Oh, thank God! I thought you changed your mind. 125 00:05:26,538 --> 00:05:28,139 Uh, I rode my bike. 126 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:29,339 What is that? 127 00:05:29,340 --> 00:05:31,942 I picked up my jacket for Fred's wedding. 128 00:05:31,943 --> 00:05:34,244 W-w-wait. So, why are you riding your bike? 129 00:05:34,245 --> 00:05:35,446 Did the truck break down again? 130 00:05:35,447 --> 00:05:37,013 No. No, it just wouldn't start. 131 00:05:37,014 --> 00:05:39,616 Sam, that thing is on its last leg. I keep telling you. 132 00:05:39,617 --> 00:05:41,386 When did Holly get it? Like '98? 133 00:05:41,387 --> 00:05:43,353 (sniffs) Yep. 134 00:05:43,354 --> 00:05:45,222 - It's, like, 25 years old! - Okay. 135 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,358 Okay, just gimme a second here. 136 00:05:47,359 --> 00:05:48,560 What? 137 00:05:48,561 --> 00:05:50,428 This is a lot of cunt. 138 00:05:50,429 --> 00:05:52,596 "100% cunt mode." Yes. 139 00:05:52,597 --> 00:05:54,899 "Cunt, please." "Big and juicy cunt." 140 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:58,402 I mean, I can't... Oh! Oh, okay. This is cute. 141 00:05:58,403 --> 00:05:59,803 "Knock, knock. Who's there? 142 00:05:59,804 --> 00:06:01,905 You. You're still a cunt." Did you make this one for me? 143 00:06:01,906 --> 00:06:03,341 No. Just made it. 144 00:06:03,342 --> 00:06:04,875 Wow. 145 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:06,643 "Cunt Supreme." "Live, laugh, cunt." 146 00:06:06,644 --> 00:06:08,479 - Aw, that's cute. - I mean, just stop saying it, please. 147 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,280 - What? Cunt? - Yeah. 148 00:06:10,281 --> 00:06:12,016 Twat? I cunt hear you. 149 00:06:12,017 --> 00:06:13,884 My dick-tor says I have an ear in-fuck-tion, 150 00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:16,187 and I need to take some penis-illin. 151 00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:17,525 Are you done? 152 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:19,491 I cunt be sure. 153 00:06:19,492 --> 00:06:21,491 (sighs) Okay. 154 00:06:21,492 --> 00:06:23,327 Alright. What can I help you with? 155 00:06:23,328 --> 00:06:25,529 Just, you're on shipping. Just start putting those boxes together. 156 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,763 Here's the tape, and there's, like, 157 00:06:26,764 --> 00:06:28,665 three more bags of these peanuts in the garage. 158 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:30,601 I have all the packing slips in the other room, 159 00:06:30,602 --> 00:06:31,901 and I think I want some wine. 160 00:06:31,902 --> 00:06:34,166 - Do you want some wine? - I'd like some wine, yes. 161 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,940 - This is gonna be a lot of fun. - Yeah. 162 00:06:35,941 --> 00:06:38,046 ♪ ♪ 163 00:06:39,579 --> 00:06:41,012 Sam: Oh, you do the peanuts first. 164 00:06:41,013 --> 00:06:43,447 - Tricia: Mm-hmm... (interrupting gibberish) - And then... 165 00:06:43,448 --> 00:06:45,283 - Put more peanuts. - (mutters) 166 00:06:45,284 --> 00:06:47,619 More peanuts. 167 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:49,420 And then, thank you card. 168 00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:51,055 - Thank you card. Yeah. Alright. - Done. 169 00:06:51,056 --> 00:06:53,625 I got it. You can do your invoices and I'll be all set. 170 00:06:53,626 --> 00:06:54,925 Just make it pretty, right? 171 00:06:54,926 --> 00:06:57,128 - That's it. Alright. - Making it pretty. 172 00:06:57,129 --> 00:06:59,134 - Thanks. - Yep. 173 00:07:04,972 --> 00:07:07,209 Hey, so, um... 174 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,773 Um, I've just been thinking seriously 175 00:07:10,774 --> 00:07:13,677 about buying a new car, so you should just take the Jeep. 176 00:07:13,678 --> 00:07:15,745 I mean, I'll never get what it's worth on the trade-in anyway. 177 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:17,819 No, I'm gonna... I'm gonna hold onto the truck. 178 00:07:19,554 --> 00:07:21,418 Okay. I mean... 179 00:07:21,419 --> 00:07:22,920 You know, I just thought... 180 00:07:22,921 --> 00:07:26,161 Yeah, Tricia, it's... We're good, okay? 181 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,896 - Yeah. - We're good. 182 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:33,731 (quietly): Okay. 183 00:07:33,732 --> 00:07:36,271 And get the fucking label... 184 00:07:37,304 --> 00:07:39,641 Get the fucking tape... 185 00:07:41,241 --> 00:07:42,710 Ooh, fuck. 186 00:07:44,078 --> 00:07:45,310 Oh no. 187 00:07:45,311 --> 00:07:48,616 (birds chirping) 188 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:53,417 - ("K-State Fight Song" blasting) - Oh! 189 00:07:53,418 --> 00:07:54,986 What, you a Jayhawks fan? 190 00:07:54,987 --> 00:07:56,624 Come on! Hop in! 191 00:07:57,658 --> 00:07:59,223 You're my first stop, kid. 192 00:07:59,224 --> 00:08:00,692 (laughs) Gosh. 193 00:08:00,693 --> 00:08:04,462 (song builds, ends) 194 00:08:04,463 --> 00:08:06,497 - Okay. - (laughs) 195 00:08:06,498 --> 00:08:08,236 Nuts... 196 00:08:10,104 --> 00:08:11,769 Nuts! 197 00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:13,436 (quietly): Gotta love nuts. 198 00:08:13,437 --> 00:08:15,506 Tricia: That fucking cunt! 199 00:08:15,507 --> 00:08:17,675 - What? - Oh, my God! 200 00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:19,210 - Sam: What? - Okay, so first, 201 00:08:19,211 --> 00:08:21,644 - I get blackballed at Campbell's. - Wait, what happened? 202 00:08:21,645 --> 00:08:23,546 Oh, yeah, yeah! Heather would not sell to me 203 00:08:23,547 --> 00:08:25,049 because of lies that Charity told her. 204 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,650 - Wha... - Yeah, Charity lied to her! 205 00:08:26,651 --> 00:08:27,952 But don't worry, I set her straight. 206 00:08:27,953 --> 00:08:29,619 I dressed her down in public. I mean, 207 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,288 there was nobody there but I said everything! 208 00:08:31,289 --> 00:08:32,423 I told her the truth! 209 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,391 The truth! And then, I was at Ballard's, 210 00:08:34,392 --> 00:08:37,861 and I saw fucking Cece Coleman, Camp Counselor Cece, 211 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,563 with her fucking shitty twins, 212 00:08:39,564 --> 00:08:43,134 and she 100% saw me and she totally avoided me! 213 00:08:43,135 --> 00:08:44,701 Okay, well, she's always been a stupid twat. 214 00:08:44,702 --> 00:08:46,870 Well, that's true, but now, Charity is having 215 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:49,272 all of her nasty little fucking friends 216 00:08:49,273 --> 00:08:52,042 leave these cunty little comments on the Instagram. 217 00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:54,611 Wait, wait, okay, just... H-How does Charity know 218 00:08:54,612 --> 00:08:55,946 about the Instagram in the first place? 219 00:08:55,947 --> 00:08:57,915 Because I fucking tagged her! 220 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,283 - You did? I mean... - Yes! Yes, I did. 221 00:09:00,284 --> 00:09:03,020 - Okay. - I mean, how am I the bad guy in all of this? 222 00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:05,556 Why? I didn't fuck her husband! 223 00:09:05,557 --> 00:09:07,257 Well, you tried, but that's okay. 224 00:09:07,258 --> 00:09:08,926 I guess this is what happens when you try to be 225 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,194 the bigger person, you know? 226 00:09:10,195 --> 00:09:11,766 I guess so. 227 00:09:14,668 --> 00:09:16,771 - Peanuts... - Wait, just hold up. 228 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:18,840 Where has your buffer been? 229 00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:21,604 I don't know. 230 00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:23,007 What happened? 231 00:09:23,008 --> 00:09:25,147 Nothing. He's just being an asshole. 232 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,246 - Okay. - Yeah. 233 00:09:28,247 --> 00:09:29,846 Alright. 234 00:09:29,847 --> 00:09:32,383 - Yeah. - Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna get you some more wine. 235 00:09:32,384 --> 00:09:34,151 Thank you. 236 00:09:34,152 --> 00:09:35,552 Goddammit! 237 00:09:35,553 --> 00:09:36,987 - (dance music playing) - (cheering) 238 00:09:36,988 --> 00:09:38,756 - (honking) - I'm gettin' married! 239 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,623 Tiffani: Woo-hoo! I got titties! 240 00:09:40,624 --> 00:09:42,226 - Who needs titties?! - (laughter) 241 00:09:42,227 --> 00:09:43,527 Freddie! 242 00:09:43,528 --> 00:09:44,962 - Here you go! - Actually, okay, I'll take 'em. 243 00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:47,665 - (laughter, chatter) - You. 244 00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:50,467 All: Titties! Titties! Titties! 245 00:09:50,468 --> 00:09:52,803 Where's my cruise director? Come on! 246 00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:54,304 (on PA): Attention, passengers. 247 00:09:54,305 --> 00:09:57,674 Our first stop tonight will be Finn's downtown. Okay, 248 00:09:57,675 --> 00:09:59,176 stretch your legs. Warm up your pipes. 249 00:09:59,177 --> 00:10:01,306 - Tiffani: Woo! - It's karaoke night! 250 00:10:01,307 --> 00:10:03,547 - Let's fucking go! - (screaming) 251 00:10:03,548 --> 00:10:06,183 Alright. Everybody outta the pool! 252 00:10:06,184 --> 00:10:08,385 (cheering) 253 00:10:08,386 --> 00:10:10,320 - (laughing) - (music stops) 254 00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:11,888 Hey. You doin' okay? 255 00:10:11,889 --> 00:10:14,792 - Oh, my God. This party is epic! - (both laugh) 256 00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:17,562 Oh, my God! I can't get over Irma! 257 00:10:17,563 --> 00:10:18,996 I know. Nuts. 258 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:20,263 How are you? 259 00:10:20,264 --> 00:10:22,833 Well, you know, I'm good. If my friends are happy, 260 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:25,207 I'm happy. But they're not happy. 261 00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:29,306 I know. I'm sorry. 262 00:10:29,307 --> 00:10:30,675 I'm sorry that Sam's not here. 263 00:10:30,676 --> 00:10:32,509 Yeah. (sighs) 264 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,411 I'm sorry, too, but you know what? 265 00:10:34,412 --> 00:10:36,313 Tonight is just about fun. 266 00:10:36,314 --> 00:10:38,048 - Yes. - But listen, Joel, 267 00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:40,984 I need you two back together for the wedding, okay? 268 00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:42,753 Oh, my God, we'll absolutely be there. 269 00:10:42,754 --> 00:10:44,321 I know you'll be there, 270 00:10:44,322 --> 00:10:45,590 but that's not what I'm sayin'. 271 00:10:45,591 --> 00:10:47,162 You copy what I'm sayin', right? 272 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:49,594 - Yeah. - Yeah? 273 00:10:49,595 --> 00:10:51,562 I just... 274 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,197 I don't know what to do 275 00:10:53,198 --> 00:10:55,833 because she won't answer my text. 276 00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,435 Look, I'm gonna grab an ice cream with her 277 00:10:57,436 --> 00:10:58,736 tomorrow at Call Hall, 278 00:10:58,737 --> 00:11:00,470 and I'll get into it with her. 279 00:11:00,471 --> 00:11:02,406 But, in the meantime, my buddy, 280 00:11:02,407 --> 00:11:04,941 - gonna buck up... Okay? - Yes. Yes! 281 00:11:04,942 --> 00:11:07,444 Tomorrow's a new day, but tonight, we're gonna have fun. 282 00:11:07,445 --> 00:11:11,282 - Come on! Let's go! - Okay, let's party. Let's fucking party! 283 00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:14,317 ♪ ♪ 284 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:18,055 (insects chirping) 285 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,723 - (sighs) - Are you already done? 286 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,324 Yep. I was born for this shit. 287 00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:23,895 - Tricia: That was fast. - You need anything else? 288 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:26,029 Um, no, I think I'm good. Thanks. 289 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,459 Great. 290 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,966 Um, so how did the jacket turn out? 291 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,635 Oh, I haven't tried it on yet. 292 00:11:30,636 --> 00:11:32,202 Well, let's try it on. 293 00:11:32,203 --> 00:11:33,937 No, no, no. It's packed up nice in its bag. 294 00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:36,606 - I'll do it later. - Come on, I have to make sure that everything's perfect 295 00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:40,405 for Fred and Susan anyway, so let's just give it a whirl. 296 00:11:40,406 --> 00:11:41,579 - Oh yeah. - Yeah! Looks great! 297 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,780 (both laugh) 298 00:11:42,781 --> 00:11:44,452 Right, that arm. 299 00:11:45,119 --> 00:11:45,884 Okay. 300 00:11:45,885 --> 00:11:47,819 - Got it? - Mm-hmm. 301 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:50,187 Um, I really appreciate you, 302 00:11:50,188 --> 00:11:53,623 - you know, trusting me with your friends. - Hm. 303 00:11:53,624 --> 00:11:56,464 I didn't do anything. It was all you. 304 00:11:57,465 --> 00:11:59,191 How does it feel? 305 00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:00,368 (Sam clears throat) 306 00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:04,167 Something feels a little off. 307 00:12:04,168 --> 00:12:06,141 Mm-hmm. Um... 308 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,506 It's bad, isn't it? 309 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:11,546 - (both laughing) - It's so bad! 310 00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:14,111 Sorry. I'm sorry, but it... 311 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:16,547 There... There's just an issue or two. 312 00:12:16,548 --> 00:12:18,615 I think with the... (laughs) 313 00:12:18,616 --> 00:12:19,984 I don't understand. He spent, like, 314 00:12:19,985 --> 00:12:21,718 30 minutes on my chest alone. 315 00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:23,086 How could he have gotten it so wrong? 316 00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:24,955 - (both laugh) - Do I look like a linebacker? 317 00:12:24,956 --> 00:12:26,323 I don't wanna look like a linebacker. 318 00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:29,927 - You look linebacker adjacent. - (both laugh) 319 00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:31,796 Those shoulders, it looks like... 320 00:12:31,797 --> 00:12:33,598 What's the dance? The '80s dance that... 321 00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:36,167 (both laughing) 322 00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:37,535 Oh God! 323 00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:38,869 - Okay. - Um... 324 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,598 (sighs) What are we gonna do? 325 00:12:40,599 --> 00:12:42,640 Well, lucky for you, I can sew my face off, 326 00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,041 and we're gonna make this work. 327 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:46,443 - Okay. Can you... - (sighs) 328 00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:49,179 - put my tits in their final resting place? - (laughs) I can't do... 329 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,983 - I can't help you with that part. - I mean... 330 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:55,387 - my tits weren't even here in the '90s. - (laughs) 331 00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:58,423 (all cheering) 332 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:01,529 (dance music blasting) 333 00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,131 (music echoes, fades out) 334 00:13:07,132 --> 00:13:10,438 - (bicycle clicking) - (insects chirping) 335 00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:25,988 (inhales) 336 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,024 (phone dings) 337 00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:36,594 - (music blasting) - Sammy! How are you? 338 00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,162 Oh, my God, we are raging. 339 00:13:38,163 --> 00:13:40,697 I miss you! We all miss you so much! 340 00:13:40,698 --> 00:13:43,533 Irma is on a fucking rampage! She's going nuts! 341 00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,703 Hey, I can't wait... I can't wait for ice cream tomorrow. 342 00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:47,338 I love you. We love you. Shit, 343 00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:50,442 I gotta go, I gotta go. Hold on, I gotta go. Irma! Get down... 344 00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:51,579 (video stops) 345 00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:55,984 (long exhale) 346 00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:01,985 Sam: Okay, well, you gotta tell me, 347 00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:03,854 what did I miss last night? 348 00:14:03,855 --> 00:14:06,022 Irma was doing body shots at Rock-A-Belly. 349 00:14:06,023 --> 00:14:08,359 - Oh, that bitch. - And Larry, in the Grains Department, 350 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,528 was mooning people outta the back of the Growler. 351 00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:11,929 (laughing) Oh no! 352 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,297 Right? I threw my back out. 353 00:14:13,298 --> 00:14:15,065 Tiffani had, like, these blow-up... 354 00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:17,167 Like, it-it... They weren't, like, two sets of boobs. 355 00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:19,702 They were like blow-up beach balls that had nipples on 'em. 356 00:14:19,703 --> 00:14:22,874 - I didn't bring 'em! Of course, she did, right? - (laughing) 357 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,942 Oh, man. It-It was totally crazy. 358 00:14:24,943 --> 00:14:27,178 - We missed you, Sam. - Oh, my God. Yeah, well, 359 00:14:27,179 --> 00:14:29,680 - shit, sounds like a great night. - Oh, yeah. 360 00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:31,181 And, uh, I did talk to Joel, 361 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:33,784 a-and, you know, he misses you. 362 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,185 (mouthing) 363 00:14:35,186 --> 00:14:36,553 We don't need to talk about that right now. 364 00:14:36,554 --> 00:14:39,790 Alright. Well, forget about Joel for a minute. 365 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,825 - Okay. Let's forget about Joel. - Sammy... 366 00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,794 - I miss ya. - (sighs) 367 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,963 You mean a lot to me. 368 00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:47,264 Families aren't easy. 369 00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,999 Not even the fun ones, okay? 370 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,039 It just... It takes a lot of work. 371 00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,004 You know, you just gotta... 372 00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:56,044 You gotta decide what's important to you. 373 00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:02,012 (sighs) 374 00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:03,714 And I know what's important to me right now. 375 00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:04,781 What? 376 00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:06,984 I think I'm ready for another round of ice cream. 377 00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:08,518 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I know. 378 00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:09,953 - Alright, well... - I'm gonna have a minty one. 379 00:15:09,954 --> 00:15:11,221 What do you want? 380 00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:14,158 I think I can choke down one more. Maybe a... 381 00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:16,260 butter brickle, butter pecan. Surprise me. 382 00:15:16,261 --> 00:15:19,464 - Alright! It's on me. I got it. - Okay, thanks. (laughs) 383 00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:20,635 Joel: Hey. 384 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:23,505 Hey, Joel. 385 00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:27,571 What is this? 386 00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:29,677 Is this some kind of ambush or something? 387 00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:32,877 - No. - Are you fucking kidding me? 388 00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,646 Hey, I-I'm just as surprised as you are. 389 00:15:34,647 --> 00:15:36,146 He didn't know. I... 390 00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:38,548 - I didn't. - (sighs) You won't talk to me alone. 391 00:15:38,549 --> 00:15:41,056 I thought maybe you'd talk to me with Fred around. 392 00:15:41,822 --> 00:15:43,320 Okay, well, I'm here. 393 00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:47,091 - What do you wanna talk about? - (Joel laughs awkwardly) 394 00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:49,397 I don't know what to say. (laughs) 395 00:15:50,531 --> 00:15:53,101 I just needed to talk to you. I-I miss you. 396 00:15:55,036 --> 00:15:56,466 I know it was an asshole move, 397 00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:58,773 - sending that steps text. - Yeah, you think? 398 00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,377 Joel: I'm just trying. 399 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:05,709 I-I lied... 400 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,682 Stop! Stop. 401 00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:11,419 - It was a mistake. - I'm so... 402 00:16:12,219 --> 00:16:14,351 I'm so mad at you, Joel, 403 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,725 and I don't wanna be, but I can't help it. 404 00:16:19,026 --> 00:16:20,825 I'm sorry, Sam. 405 00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:22,559 You have a... 406 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,762 a fucking boyfriend, and you don't think I can handle it, 407 00:16:24,763 --> 00:16:26,430 so you just don't tell me? 408 00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:28,098 - Sam... - Do you have any idea 409 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:30,238 how stupid that makes me feel?! 410 00:16:32,406 --> 00:16:35,740 - I'm sorry. - Why doesn't anybody think I can handle anything? 411 00:16:35,741 --> 00:16:37,445 I can handle it! 412 00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:41,145 God, first my sister, and now you. 413 00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:43,247 - Wait, what happened with your sister? - No! 414 00:16:43,248 --> 00:16:45,153 You don't get to know! 415 00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:50,220 God, maybe I wouldn't have been okay. Okay, fine. 416 00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:51,855 But I thought that we had the kind of relationship 417 00:16:51,856 --> 00:16:54,792 that if there was something that was that important to you 418 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,193 that you would want me to know! 419 00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:57,662 That you would wanna share it with me! 420 00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,095 But you didn't, did you?! 421 00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:01,666 - We do have that kind of relationship! - No, you're keeping secrets, 422 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:02,667 and I don't want secrets! 423 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:04,268 I just didn't think you would understand! 424 00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:06,174 Oh, understand what, Joel? 425 00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:09,240 What?! 426 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:12,938 I do love what we have together, but... 427 00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:14,678 we can't provide everything for each other! 428 00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,941 Oh, my God! 429 00:17:15,942 --> 00:17:19,283 I don't want you to be my boyfriend, Joel! 430 00:17:19,284 --> 00:17:21,589 I just don't want you to leave me! 431 00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:24,623 I'm not going anywhere. 432 00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:26,728 Oh... (exhales) 433 00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:31,399 Well, it can't be the same now. 434 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,370 It's not gonna be the same. 435 00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:41,176 No. I guess not. 436 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,279 So... 437 00:17:45,612 --> 00:17:48,350 Now, we talked, okay? Are you happy? 438 00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:51,482 No. (gasps) 439 00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:52,787 I'm sorry. 440 00:17:53,621 --> 00:17:55,290 Fuck. Fuck. 441 00:17:55,923 --> 00:17:57,559 Fuck. Fuck! 442 00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,428 (deep sigh) 443 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,735 Hey, you okay? 444 00:18:09,169 --> 00:18:11,102 - Sam: No. - Wanna hug? 445 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,275 (sighing) No. 446 00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:17,741 Fred: Alright. I'm gonna get your ice cream. 447 00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:18,846 Alright. 448 00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:24,886 (birds chirping) 449 00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:33,761 (bike rattling) 450 00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:38,833 (brakes squeal) 451 00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:49,673 (dog barking) 452 00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,174 This. 453 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:53,911 (dog barking) 454 00:18:53,912 --> 00:18:55,378 (phone dings) 455 00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:57,615 - (dog barking) - (giggling) 456 00:18:57,616 --> 00:19:00,355 (sighs) 457 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:20,875 (bike rattling) 458 00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:32,687 (brakes squeal) 459 00:19:36,924 --> 00:19:38,456 Hey! 460 00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:39,957 Hey. 461 00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:41,258 You're back? 462 00:19:41,259 --> 00:19:43,565 Yeah. I, uh... 463 00:19:45,032 --> 00:19:46,668 I've been, uh... 464 00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:52,036 I wanted to say something to you because, 465 00:19:52,037 --> 00:19:55,673 uh, I know my situation probably doesn't look too good. 466 00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,574 Yeah, well, fentanyl's not too good. 467 00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:00,244 I don't know who started that. I would never sell fentanyl. 468 00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:01,883 I was growing weed in my basement. 469 00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:04,843 Weed? 470 00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:05,983 Well, if I would've known that, 471 00:20:05,984 --> 00:20:08,486 I probably would've said hello a little bit sooner. 472 00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:09,820 (laughs) 473 00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:12,023 Yeah, well, uh... 474 00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:13,919 those days are done. 475 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,060 (sighs) Okay, well, then so am I. 476 00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:18,528 I'm just kidding. I've had a... 477 00:20:18,529 --> 00:20:21,832 - a shitty day, so... - If... 478 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:26,203 If you want to have a beer sometime, I'm right there. 479 00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:28,873 We don't have to do it in some party bus, 480 00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:30,107 if that's not your thing. 481 00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:32,414 - Oh, the Growler? I mean... - Yeah. 482 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,678 That place is a party on wheels. 483 00:20:34,679 --> 00:20:36,080 (both laugh) 484 00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:37,848 Um, yeah. Maybe... Maybe sometime. 485 00:20:37,849 --> 00:20:39,650 (beeping) 486 00:20:39,651 --> 00:20:41,084 Cool. 487 00:20:41,085 --> 00:20:43,321 - What is that? - Um... 488 00:20:43,322 --> 00:20:44,955 (beeping stops) 489 00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:47,795 That's, uh, this. 490 00:20:50,564 --> 00:20:54,297 - Oh, my God. I'm not interested! - (laughs) 491 00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:58,169 Alright. Well... 492 00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:00,104 it's good to see you back. 493 00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,571 Good to see you. 494 00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:03,974 - Don't steal my bike. - (laughs) 495 00:21:03,975 --> 00:21:07,082 ♪ ♪ 496 00:21:15,956 --> 00:21:17,759 (clicking) 497 00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,830 (clicking) 498 00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:31,769 Darlene (on tape): I'm gonna put one hand on your chest. 499 00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,675 - Is that okay? - Sam (on tape): Uh-huh. 500 00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:36,106 Darlene: And the other hand here. 501 00:21:36,107 --> 00:21:37,774 - Sam: Mm-hmm. - Darlene: Okay? 502 00:21:37,775 --> 00:21:41,016 - Now, close your eyes. Start slow. - (Sam breathes on tape) 503 00:21:42,349 --> 00:21:43,780 Try not to move this hand. 504 00:21:43,781 --> 00:21:46,250 We want the breath to come from the diaphragm. 505 00:21:46,251 --> 00:21:48,318 Nice deep inhale. 506 00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:50,821 - (deep inhale on tape) - And... 507 00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:53,757 Sam: Sss... 508 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:55,926 Darlene: Yeah, Sam. That's it. 509 00:21:55,927 --> 00:21:58,857 - In through the nose. - (inhales on tape) 510 00:21:58,858 --> 00:22:00,498 Out through the mouth. 511 00:22:00,499 --> 00:22:04,035 Sam: Sss... 512 00:22:04,036 --> 00:22:06,003 Darlene: That's good, Sam. 513 00:22:06,004 --> 00:22:09,573 Just you and your breath. 514 00:22:09,574 --> 00:22:11,646 - (Sam inhales on tape) - Deep. 515 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:16,018 Sam: Sss... 516 00:22:19,486 --> 00:22:21,585 - Darlene: Deeper this time. - (stops exhaling) 517 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:25,322 - (Sam inhales on tape) - Yes! (laughs) 518 00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:29,093 - Sam: Sss... - Darlene: That's it. 519 00:22:29,094 --> 00:22:32,563 Oh... You have it. 520 00:22:32,564 --> 00:22:35,132 - (exhale stops) - Do you feel the difference? 521 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:39,103 Now, remember this feeling. Isn't it wonderful? 522 00:22:39,104 --> 00:22:41,609 - It's like the first time you fell... - (stops tape) 523 00:23:02,329 --> 00:23:03,865 (slides bench) 524 00:23:21,282 --> 00:23:22,517 (sighs) 525 00:23:35,395 --> 00:23:38,633 (softly playing piano) 526 00:23:49,076 --> 00:23:51,113 (stops playing) 527 00:23:52,413 --> 00:23:54,779 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 528 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,953 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 529 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,652 ♪ Let your heart ♪ 530 00:24:01,653 --> 00:24:03,891 ♪ Be light ♪ 531 00:24:05,259 --> 00:24:07,291 ♪ Next year ♪ 532 00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:09,660 ♪ All our troubles ♪ 533 00:24:09,661 --> 00:24:12,800 ♪ Will be out of sight ♪ 534 00:24:15,002 --> 00:24:16,238 (sighs) 535 00:24:23,678 --> 00:24:25,943 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 536 00:24:25,944 --> 00:24:31,143 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 537 00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:35,690 ♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪ 538 00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:39,757 ♪ From now on ♪ 539 00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:43,561 ♪ Our troubles will be miles ♪ 540 00:24:43,562 --> 00:24:47,835 ♪ Away ♪ 541 00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:52,704 ♪ Here we are ♪ 542 00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:56,234 ♪ As in olden days ♪ 543 00:24:56,235 --> 00:25:01,984 ♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪ 544 00:25:03,178 --> 00:25:06,250 ♪ Faithful friends ♪ 545 00:25:06,251 --> 00:25:08,590 ♪ Who are dear to us ♪ 546 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,028 ♪ Gather near to us ♪ 547 00:25:13,761 --> 00:25:17,332 ♪ Once more ♪ 548 00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,669 ♪ Through the years ♪ 549 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:26,241 ♪ We all will be together ♪ 550 00:25:29,511 --> 00:25:30,946 (sighs) 551 00:25:36,617 --> 00:25:37,852 (sniffles) 552 00:25:46,227 --> 00:25:47,662 - (light clicks) - (sighs) 553 00:25:49,497 --> 00:25:50,765 (heavy sigh) 554 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:55,937 ♪ ♪