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Harrigarria da niretzat
jendea mugituko dela
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milaka kilometrotara
beste hiri batera.
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Ez dute ezer pentsatzen.
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Hegazkin batera igotzen dira,
boom, hor daude.
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Ados, han bizi orain.
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Bai, 1000 kilometro besterik ez.
Han bizi naiz.
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Badakizue, aitzindariak,
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urteak behar izan zituen
herrialdea zeharkatzeko.
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Orain, jendea
milaka kilometro mugituko ditu
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denboraldi baterako bakarrik.
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Ez dut uste
edozein aitzindarik egin zuten hori.
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Badakizu, "Bai, hartu gaitu
hamarkada bat hara iristeko,
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"eta udan geratu ginen.
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"Polita izan zen,
igerilekua zuen,
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"umeei asko gustatu zitzaien.
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"umeei asko gustatu zitzaien.
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"Eta gero alde egin genuen
duela 10 urte inguru,
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"eta itzuli berri gara.
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"Uda bikaina pasa genuen,
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"eta 20 urte behar izan genituen,
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eta orain gure bizitzak amaitu dira».
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Kramer piztuta zegoen
Murphy Brown?
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Bai.
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Ziur al zaude?
Bai.
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Murphy Brown,
telebista saioa?
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Tira, ala?
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[IRREZ]
Kramer Murphy Brown?n zegoen
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Pistola baten seme hori!
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Zerbait da,
ezta?
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Candice Bergenekin.
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Badakit.
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Beti gustatu izan zait.
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Gogoratu bera
Haragizko Ezagutza?n
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Noski.
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Horretan bularrak erakusten ditu?
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Benetan ez da biluzia.
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Benetan ez da biluzia.
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Ezin dut sinetsi
Kramer faltan botatzen nuen.
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Badakizu, galdetu zidan
berarekin Kaliforniara joateko.
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Egin zuen?
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Bai. Uko egin nion.
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Nola ez didazu esan?
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Isilpean gordetzeko eskatu zidan.
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Baina inoiz ezin duzu sekretu bat gorde.
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Badakit.
Hau, esaterako, disko bat zen.
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Nire aurreko diskoa
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izan zen Jodi Hirsch
inori ez esateko eskatu zidan
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elkarrekin lo egin genuela.
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Estalki bat mantendu zuen
28 segundo inguru.
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Tira, bide luzea egin duzu.
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Heldu naiz.
Aizu, entzun,
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The Tonight Show deitu zidan
28an ikuskizuna egitera etortzeko,
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eta ematen didate
bi sarrera doan L.A.
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Joan nahi duzu?
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Joan nahi duzu?
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Doako txartela?
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Bai, egia esan,
Kramerren jarraipena egin genezake.
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Ni beti gaizki sentitu nintzen
utzi zuen bideari buruz.
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Badakizu, hori nahaspila izan zen.
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Inoiz ez nuke behar
giltza horiek itzulita.
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Zer gertatzen da ostatuekin?
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Dena zainduta.
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Ba al dago bazkaririk?
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Zer da
eserlekuak?
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Izango nuke
kosher bazkaria?
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Kosher entzuten dut
bazkaria ona da.
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Eta arropa behar dut.
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Ilea moztu behar dut,
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A, eta berriz bete behar dut
nire alergia sendagaia.
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Ooh! Txapela behar al dut?
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Txapela behar dut, ezta?
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Txapela behar dut, ezta?
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Egin genezake
Bira Unibertsala?
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Ez dakit.
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Badute
Backdraft erakusketa hori.
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Orain, itxura hori
oso polita niretzat.
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KRAMER:
Ikusi, nire interpretazio teknika...
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Ahem, nire pertsonala
interpretazio teknika,
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kolorea lantzen ari da.
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Kolorea irudikatzea,
eta gero aurkitzea
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aldarte emozionala, bibraziozkoa
koloreari lotuta.
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Ikusi, begiratzen baduzu
nire gidoien bidez,
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ikusiko duzu
hori nire lerro guztiak
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kolore berezia dute.
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Beraz, ez dut
hizkuntza ikasi,
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Kolorea memorizatzen dut.
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Honela pasa dezaket
gorria, horia, berdea, urdina,
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Honela pasa dezaket
gorria, horia, berdea, urdina,
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eta duzu
emozioen paleta osoa.
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Aupa!
Ba?
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Ez al dizut esan
hemendik ateratzeko?
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Zuk?
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Tira, goazen.
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Beno, besterik ez nintzen...
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Bai, zinen
ezer besterik ez.
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Tira, goazen.
Itxaron, itxaron.
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Ongi da, hitz egingo dugu
honi buruz pixka bat geroago.
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Goazen.
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Aktorea al zara?
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Ikusi arte, Mikel!
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[GIZONA KANTATZEN
ESKALA OPERATIC]
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[HAURRA NEGARRA]
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EMAKUMEA:
Murphy Brown.
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Uh, bai, eh,
Candice Bergen, mesedez.
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Nor ari da deitzen,
Mesedez?
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Tira, esaiozu
Kramer dela.
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[Marko-tonua
HUMING]
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Ongi da, eh...
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Etxera deituko diot.
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Bai, aurrera.
Zurea da dena.
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Kaixo, Kramer.
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Ai, Helene,
zer moduz zaude?
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Ai, Helene,
zer moduz zaude?
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Ez dut lanik egin
1934az geroztik.
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Nola uste duzu nagoela?
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Tira, hori bakarrik, eh...
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58 urte.
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Three Stooges laburra zen,
"Sappy Pappies".
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Mr. Sugarman's jotzen nuen
idazkaria, gogoratzen?
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Bai, bai, bai.
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Bai, bai,
hori Shemp bat zen, ezta?
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Ez, ez. Kizkurra.
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Mutilek hiru marinel jokatu zituzten
haurra aurkitzen dutenak.
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Haurra bahitu dute,
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eta poliziak
egin dutela uste.
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Uh-huh, bai.
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Baina noski
ez zuten egin.
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Poliziak egin du
akats izugarria.
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Eskuin.
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Eskuin.
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Moek Curly jotzen du
aizkora batekin.
Uh-huh.
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The Stooges
bahitzaileak harrapatu.
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Eskuin.
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Baina beranduegi da.
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Benetan?
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Haurra hilda dago.
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Benetan?
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Mutilak heriotza korridorera bidaliko dituzte
eta exekutatzen dira.
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Tira, ez naiz gogoratzen
zati hori.
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Mr. Sugarman's jotzen dut
idazkaria.
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A, bai, bai.
Oso ona zinen.
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Tristea izan zen Three Stooges batentzat
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zer hildako haurtxoarekin
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eta Stooges
exekutatuta eta guzti.
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Bai, beno,
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hori ezohikoa zen
Stoogesentzat aukera.
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Erosi nahi al nauzu
koiperik gabeko jogurt izoztua
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Erosi nahi al nauzu
koiperik gabeko jogurt izoztua
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dendan, Kramer?
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Beno, badakizu,
Orain ezin dut, badakizu.
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Oso bilera handia lortu nuen.
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Badakizu, pertsona hauek ditut
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interesatuta
nire filmaren tratamenduan.
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Beraz, egin beharko dugula uste dut
beste behin egin, ezta?
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Ez, ez!
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Ez, ez joan hara,
Kramer!
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Min egingo dizute,
suntsitu egingo zaituzte.
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Inoiz ez duzu lortuko
herri honetan.
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Oso sentibera zara,
ni bezala.
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Helene, oker zaude.
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Ez naiz hain sentikorra
batere.
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Mickey Rooneyrekin ezkonduta nengoen.
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Aldarean utzi ninduen.
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Kramer!
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Kramer!
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Zer da hau?
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Zer?
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Aurrera goaz
bi eguneko bidaia.
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Zer zara,
Diana Ross?
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Aldartearen arabera janzten naiz.
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Oh!
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Baina zu funtsean
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gauza bera jantzi
denbora guztian.
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Itxuraz.
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Itxuraz.
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Baina oinarrizko esparru horretan,
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asko daude
aldakuntza sotilak,
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bakarrik antzeman daiteke
behatzaile zorrotz bati,
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bakarrik antzeman daiteke
behatzaile zorrotz bati,
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aldarte asko islatzen dituztenak,
tonu ugari,
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alde asko
George Costanzarena.
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Eta zein aldarte da hau?
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Hau "goizeko lainoa" da.
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[♪]
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[POLIZIA IRRATIAN TERRAK]
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Zer irudikatzen duzu?
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Hogei? Hogeita bat?
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Nahikoa hurbil.
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Foruzaingoak gai izan beharko luke
iltzeko.
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NANrik ez?
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NANrik ez.
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Lekukorik ez?
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Zuhaitzak besterik ez,
Johnny.
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Zuhaitzak besterik ez.
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Nahiko gaztea.
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Nahiko gaztea.
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Bera zen.
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Jada ez.
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Norbaitek ikusi zuen hori.
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Noski, Johnny.
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Lotsa madarikatua ere bai.
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Zer iruditzen zaizu?
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Ez dakit.
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Baina ez zait gustatzen.
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JERRY:
Begira mutil honi.
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Katu lapurra bezalakoa da.
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Pasatzen bada pentsatzen du
benetan motela,
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makinak ez du detektatuko.
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makinak ez du detektatuko.
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Beti egon naiz
pixka bat urduri
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igarotzeari buruz
gauza hauek.
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Pausoa emango ote dudan beldur naiz
beste dimentsio batean barrena.
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Joan zaitez.
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[EZTARRIA ARGITU]
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[XERRAK]
egin nuen.
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[BIP]
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Hustu poltsikoak, mesedez.
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Ibili
berriro, mesedez.
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[BIP]
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Ziur al zaude ez duzula
metalik al duzu?
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Eskumuturrekoak, eraztunak, orkatilak?
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Orkatilak? Ez.
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Gizon askok orkatila janzten dute.
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Benetan?
Bai.
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Zer daukazu
zure poltsan, jauna?
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Nire poltsan?
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Pauso hona,
mesedez.
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Hemendik?
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Ba al duzu
aizto bat poltsan?
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Labana bat?
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Ireki poltsa, mesedez.
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[KORRETAKO POLTSA]
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Zer da hau?
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[LEUNKI]
Hidratantea.
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Zure emazteagatik?
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Ez.
237
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Nik, eh...
238
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erabiltzen dut.
239
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Mm-hmm.
240
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Zabaldu besoak
eta hankak, mesedez.
241
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[BIIPA]
242
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Jaun-andreok,
243
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Erregutzen dizut.
244
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Bidaia ona izan.
245
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Bidaia ona izan.
246
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Ongi da,
aurrera.
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Hori al da?
Horixe da.
248
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Ongi da.
249
00:07:44,968 --> 00:07:45,968
Tira, Jerry,
goazen.
250
00:07:46,002 --> 00:07:48,468
Zer zen hori
dena?
251
00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:50,068
Burdinean aberatsa den odola izan behar dut.
252
00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:51,435
Bai, bai. Hona hemen, L.A.
253
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Kostaldea.
254
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La-la lurra.
255
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Lortu dut
leihoko eserlekua, ezta?
256
00:07:54,968 --> 00:07:55,935
Nork esan zuen hori?
257
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deitu nion.
Oh, ez.
258
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Zer esan nahi duzu,
"O, ez"?
259
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Iruditzen zait
260
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hori hurbilena
erregea behar dugu Amerikan
261
00:08:01,835 --> 00:08:03,235
pertsonak dira
ibiltzea lortzen duena
262
00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:05,768
gurditxo haietan
aireportutik barrena.
263
00:08:05,802 --> 00:08:07,402
Ez al dituzu gorroto gauza hauek?
264
00:08:07,435 --> 00:08:08,535
Ezerezetik ateratzen dira.
265
00:08:08,568 --> 00:08:08,622
Bip-bip, "Orga jendea!
266
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Bip-bip, "Orga jendea!
267
00:08:09,835 --> 00:08:12,402
Kontuz, gurdi jendea!
Adi!"
268
00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:14,902
Denok ateratzen gara bidetik
baliorik gabeko nekazariak bezala.
269
00:08:14,935 --> 00:08:18,235
"Oh! Orga jendea da.
270
00:08:18,268 --> 00:08:20,468
«Espero dut ez zaitugula moteldu.
271
00:08:20,502 --> 00:08:21,868
"Egin gurdiari, Timmy.
272
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Pertsona onenak dira
munduan».
273
00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:27,202
Badakizu, bazara
gizenegia, motela eta desorientatuta
274
00:08:27,235 --> 00:08:29,102
zure atarira garaiz iristeko,
275
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ez zaude prest airez bidaiatzeko.
276
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Badakizu, gorroto dudan jendea
277
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duten pertsonak dira
pasabide mugikorrera sartu,
278
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eta gero han gelditu besterik ez.
279
00:08:36,802 --> 00:08:38,622
Ibilaldi bat balitz bezala.
280
00:08:38,622 --> 00:08:39,035
Ibilaldi bat balitz bezala.
281
00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:41,435
"Barkatu, ez dago
animaziozko piratak edo hartzak
282
00:08:41,468 --> 00:08:43,035
"hemen bidean.
283
00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:44,635
Zure hankek batere funtzionatzen dute?"
284
00:08:58,235 --> 00:08:59,168
Ai!
285
00:09:03,735 --> 00:09:05,702
Oh! Bai, bai.
Hemen nago entzunaldirako.
286
00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:06,968
Zein entzunaldi?
287
00:09:07,002 --> 00:09:08,868
Bideo musikatua,
beldurrezko filma,
288
00:09:08,902 --> 00:09:10,435
ariketa zinta
edo publizitatea?
289
00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:11,402
Uh...
290
00:09:13,668 --> 00:09:15,435
Ikus dezagun.
291
00:09:15,468 --> 00:09:16,435
Bueno...
292
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:17,027
[ROCK MUSIKA BASATIA JOTZEA]
293
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[ROCK MUSIKA BASATIA JOTZEA]
294
00:09:25,435 --> 00:09:27,335
[POP MUSIKA ALAIA JOTZEA]
295
00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:32,568
[GUZTIAK garrasika]
296
00:09:32,602 --> 00:09:34,268
[ROCK OZEN]
297
00:09:40,502 --> 00:09:42,302
[KIRROKA]
298
00:09:42,335 --> 00:09:43,602
[EZTULA]
299
00:09:43,635 --> 00:09:45,268
[POP ALAIA]
300
00:09:47,468 --> 00:09:49,268
[GUZTIAK garrasika]
301
00:09:52,835 --> 00:09:55,735
Oihu egiten duzu.
302
00:09:55,768 --> 00:09:56,668
Zuk ere bai.
303
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,568
Nik ere bai
tratamendu hau mantendu?
304
00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:06,468
A, bai, bai.
20 kopia lortu ditut.
305
00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:08,768
Ahal dudalako
erakutsi nire zuzendariari.
306
00:10:08,802 --> 00:10:10,468
Harremanak ditu
Mendebaldeko Alemaniako telebistaren dirua.
307
00:10:10,502 --> 00:10:11,968
Bikaina.
308
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,968
Bai, jartzen saiatzen ari dira
elkarrekin miniserie bat niretzat
309
00:10:14,002 --> 00:10:15,135
Eva Braunen.
310
00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:17,027
Esan nahi dut, pentsatu.
Ideia bikaina al da?
311
00:10:17,027 --> 00:10:17,135
Esan nahi dut, pentsatu.
Ideia bikaina al da?
312
00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:18,368
Ez dakigu ezer Eva Brauni buruz.
313
00:10:18,402 --> 00:10:20,535
Hori bakarrik zela
Hitlerren neskalaguna.
314
00:10:20,568 --> 00:10:21,535
Nolakoa zen
315
00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:22,935
Adolf Hitlerrekin sexu harremanak izatea?
316
00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:24,368
Zer janzten duzu bunker batean?
317
00:10:24,402 --> 00:10:26,235
Zer egin zuten bere gurasoek
pentsa Hitlerrengan
318
00:10:26,268 --> 00:10:27,268
potentzial gisa
suhia?
319
00:10:27,302 --> 00:10:28,435
Joan nezakeen
piztu eta...
320
00:10:28,468 --> 00:10:29,535
Itxaron, itxaron,
eutsi.
321
00:10:29,568 --> 00:10:31,368
Begira nor dagoen hor.
322
00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:32,368
Ez begiratu, ez begiratu.
323
00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:33,368
Fred Savage da.
324
00:10:33,402 --> 00:10:34,368
[BURLAK]
325
00:10:34,402 --> 00:10:35,768
Gauza handia.
326
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,702
Perfektua izango litzateke
nire pelikularako.
327
00:10:38,735 --> 00:10:40,868
Hau bizitzan behin bat da
aukera.
328
00:10:40,902 --> 00:10:42,435
[SAKON ARNAS DIO]
329
00:10:42,468 --> 00:10:44,068
Ongi da,
Hara joan behar dut.
330
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,902
Eman behar diot
nire tratamenduaren kopia bat.
331
00:10:45,935 --> 00:10:46,902
[SAKON ARNAS DIO]
332
00:10:46,935 --> 00:10:47,027
Zergatik ari zara hain arnasa?
333
00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:48,102
Zergatik ari zara hain arnasa?
334
00:10:48,135 --> 00:10:50,102
Oh, beno,
Pixka bat urduri nago.
335
00:10:50,135 --> 00:10:51,235
Oh!
336
00:10:51,268 --> 00:10:53,802
Ados, lasaitu egin behar dut.
337
00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:54,802
[SAKON ARNASTEN DU]
338
00:10:54,835 --> 00:10:55,802
Ongi da.
339
00:10:55,835 --> 00:10:57,835
Zortea opa didazu, ezta?
340
00:11:03,102 --> 00:11:04,235
Aizu.
341
00:11:04,268 --> 00:11:05,902
Ai, nik
beldurtzen zaitu?
342
00:11:05,935 --> 00:11:08,268
Ez nago zoroa. Arraroa irudituko zait,
baina ni zu bezalakoa naiz.
343
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:09,402
Gizon arrunt bat besterik ez naiz
344
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,568
egiten saiatzen besterik ez
negozio honetan.
345
00:11:11,602 --> 00:11:13,235
Badakizu, benetan
zure lana atsegin...
346
00:11:13,268 --> 00:11:14,235
The, eh, eh...
347
00:11:14,268 --> 00:11:15,235
Oh, eskerrik asko.
Eskerrik asko.
348
00:11:15,268 --> 00:11:16,735
Ez naiz gogoratzen
horren izena.
349
00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:17,027
Hutsune bat marrazten ari naiz.
Urduri nago.
Ondo dago.
350
00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:18,302
Hutsune bat marrazten ari naiz.
Urduri nago.
Ondo dago.
351
00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:19,768
Badakizu, eh...
Erlaxatu besterik ez.
352
00:11:19,802 --> 00:11:20,802
O, ados, bai.
Erlaxatu.
353
00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:21,768
Beno, hau lortu dut...
354
00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:24,535
Mahai ergelak.
355
00:11:24,568 --> 00:11:25,702
Orain, ez naiz
normalean horrela.
356
00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:27,102
Normalean oso naiz
freskoa eta xarmagarria.
357
00:11:27,135 --> 00:11:28,535
Ez dut esan nahi
traba egiteko,
358
00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:30,702
baina patua da zu hemen zaude
ni aldi berean.
359
00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:32,735
Bai, patua da, badakizu.
Ezin duzu zure patua saihestu.
360
00:11:32,768 --> 00:11:33,868
Bai, lortu dut
tratamendu hau
361
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,535
Izango zinela uste dut
handia, badakizu.
362
00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:37,102
Beraz, agian nezake
emaiozu.
363
00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,302
Ados, eskerrik asko.
Barkatu.
364
00:11:38,335 --> 00:11:39,302
Orain zoaz?
Uh-huh.
365
00:11:39,335 --> 00:11:40,268
Agur.
Ai, itxaron, itxaron.
366
00:11:45,668 --> 00:11:47,027
JERRY:
Bai, hori da Kramer,
367
00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:47,202
JERRY:
Bai, hori da Kramer,
368
00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:49,635
K-R-A-M-E-R.
369
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,935
Um... ez dakit,
ondulatua?
370
00:11:51,968 --> 00:11:54,368
George, nola egingo zenuke
Kramerren ilea deskribatu?
371
00:11:54,402 --> 00:11:55,368
Kizkurra.
372
00:11:55,402 --> 00:11:56,368
Uhina.
373
00:11:56,402 --> 00:11:57,702
Zer eskatu didazu?
374
00:11:57,735 --> 00:11:58,868
Bai. eutsiko diot.
375
00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:00,768
Kaixo, George,
paper bat ikusi al duzu
376
00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:02,035
Hemen gaueko mahaian nuen,
377
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,768
bezala, zapi bat bezala zimurtuta?
378
00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:05,035
Ez.
379
00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,635
Nik neuk bezala,
hiru txiste.
380
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:07,802
Guztiak primeran idatzita zeuden,
381
00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:10,402
bidea besterik ez
izan nahi nuen.
382
00:12:10,435 --> 00:12:12,235
Ezin dut aurkitu.
383
00:12:12,268 --> 00:12:13,468
Kaixo?
384
00:12:13,502 --> 00:12:15,968
Aizu, oinetakoak garbitzea
makina.
385
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,027
Ez dakit, 6'3"?
386
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:17,302
Ez dakit, 6'3"?
387
00:12:17,335 --> 00:12:18,768
George, zenbat altu da Kramer?
388
00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:21,468
Aizu, lortu duzu
zure xanpua, girotua.
389
00:12:21,502 --> 00:12:22,468
Gorputzeko krema!
390
00:12:22,502 --> 00:12:24,902
Jerry, gorputz krema!
Au-au!
391
00:12:24,935 --> 00:12:25,902
6'3".
392
00:12:25,935 --> 00:12:28,468
Ooh, dutxako txanoa!
393
00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:29,702
[ATEA JOTZEN]
394
00:12:29,735 --> 00:12:30,802
Sartu!
395
00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:36,535
Kaixo. daukat
eskuoihal gehiago.
396
00:12:36,568 --> 00:12:39,135
Oh, ona, ona.
Sartu, sartu.
397
00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:40,935
Ongi etorri.
Um, ni George naiz.
398
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,435
Oh, kaixo.
399
00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:43,968
Kaixo, eta hau Jerry da.
400
00:12:44,002 --> 00:12:44,968
Han,
telefonoan.
401
00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:45,968
Hori da Jerry.
402
00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:47,027
Eta zu zara, e...?
Lupe.
403
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:47,302
Eta zu zara, e...?
Lupe.
404
00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:49,768
Lupe. Hori oso polita da,
oso polita.
405
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:50,768
Entzun, egongo zara
406
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:52,202
ohea osatzen
goizean?
407
00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:53,202
A, bai.
408
00:12:53,235 --> 00:12:54,368
Ondo, bikaina.
409
00:12:54,402 --> 00:12:56,702
Mesede bat egin al didazu?
410
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,735
Ezin al zenuke
mantak sartu?
411
00:12:59,768 --> 00:13:01,568
Ezin dudalako lo egin
guztiak sartuta.
412
00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:03,402
O, bai, bai.
413
00:13:03,435 --> 00:13:04,968
Bai, bai,
Ahal izatea gustatzen zait
414
00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:07,635
mantak hartzeko
eta irabiatu eta bira eman.
415
00:13:07,668 --> 00:13:08,902
Badakizu zer esan nahi dudan?
416
00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:11,602
Badakizu,
Ez zaizkit denak sartuta gustatzen.
417
00:13:11,635 --> 00:13:12,735
Ez dut besterik.
418
00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:14,735
Leku asko izatea gustatzen zait,
badakizu.
419
00:13:14,768 --> 00:13:16,968
izatea gustatzen zait
nire oinen behatzak airean gora apuntatuta.
420
00:13:17,002 --> 00:13:17,027
Gustatzen zait
mantak zimurtzeko.
421
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,902
Gustatzen zait
mantak zimurtzeko.
422
00:13:18,935 --> 00:13:21,735
Bai, bai.
Estuegi dago lo egiteko.
423
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:22,768
Zehazki.
424
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,268
Badakizu zer
buruz ari naiz, ezta?
425
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:26,602
A, bai.
Estuegi dago.
426
00:13:26,635 --> 00:13:28,435
Hum, bera ere?
427
00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:30,468
Oh, eh, Jerry, nahi duzu
zure mantak sartuta?
428
00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:31,868
Barkatu.
Zer?
429
00:13:31,902 --> 00:13:33,535
Zure mantak nahi dituzu
sartuta?
Zer mantak?
430
00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:34,868
Lupek osatzen duenean
oheak.
431
00:13:34,902 --> 00:13:37,035
Ez dakit, egiten dutena.
432
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,902
sartu naiz... bai?
433
00:13:38,935 --> 00:13:40,935
Sartu. Sartu.
434
00:13:40,968 --> 00:13:41,935
Ongi da,
435
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:44,868
beraz, hori koska bat da
eta bat ez-tock.
436
00:13:44,902 --> 00:13:46,868
Ados.
Bai, segundo bat,
maitea.
437
00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:47,027
Jerry,
Benetan uste dut errazagoa izango litzatekeela
438
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,235
Jerry,
Benetan uste dut errazagoa izango litzatekeela
439
00:13:48,268 --> 00:13:49,235
tuck ez bazenu.
440
00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:50,235
Barkatu.
441
00:13:50,268 --> 00:13:51,902
Ondo, ez duzu
zulatu nahi dudala,
442
00:13:51,935 --> 00:13:54,735
jarri nazazu
ez-tock egiteko.
443
00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,435
Hori bi ez-tock.
444
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,735
Itxaron segundo bat.
Badakizu zer?
445
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,535
Iritzia aldatu zait.
Egin itzazu.
446
00:14:00,568 --> 00:14:02,468
Esan berri duzu
ez zinen sartzen.
447
00:14:02,502 --> 00:14:04,535
Txosten ari naiz!
448
00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:05,568
Kaixo?
449
00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:06,902
Kaixo?
450
00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:09,235
Eskegi zidaten.
451
00:14:09,268 --> 00:14:10,802
Ez dakite
non dagoen Kramer hala ere.
452
00:14:10,835 --> 00:14:12,535
Ongi da, beraz,
453
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,568
hori da tuck bat eta bat no-tuck.
454
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:15,568
Hori lortu duzu?
455
00:14:15,602 --> 00:14:16,735
Ados.
456
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:17,027
Barkatu.
457
00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:17,735
Barkatu.
458
00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:19,602
Ikusi al duzu paper bat
459
00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:21,368
gau-mahaian
hemen gaur goiz
460
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,535
zapi bat bezala zimurtuta?
461
00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:23,868
O, bai, bai.
462
00:14:23,902 --> 00:14:26,268
noiz botatzen dut
gela garbitzen dugu.
463
00:14:26,302 --> 00:14:27,268
Oh, ados, eskerrik asko.
464
00:14:27,302 --> 00:14:28,268
Ados, eskerrik asko.
465
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,268
Eskerrik asko.
466
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,268
Agur.
467
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,268
Ongi da, Lupe,
agur, orain.
468
00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:32,468
Agur.
Agur.
469
00:14:32,502 --> 00:14:35,035
Ezin dut sinetsi
hori bota zuen.
470
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:36,702
nuen, bezala,
hitz perfektua
471
00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:38,468
txiste oso batena
egingo nuen
472
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,868
x izpien kontagailuari buruz
aireportuan.
473
00:14:39,902 --> 00:14:42,202
Egingo nuen.
Orain ez naiz gogoratzen.
474
00:14:42,235 --> 00:14:44,635
Zer nahi zenuen hark egitea?
Mahai gainean utzi duzu.
475
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,802
Ez dute hartu behar
dena eta bota.
476
00:14:46,835 --> 00:14:47,027
Aizu, aizu!
477
00:14:47,027 --> 00:14:49,035
Aizu, aizu!
478
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:50,635
Ez da Luperen errua.
479
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:51,902
Ez zenuke kanpoan utzi behar.
480
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:52,902
Ongi da.
481
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,068
Lortu besterik ez
zure gauza elkarrekin,
482
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,435
eta goazen hemendik.
483
00:14:55,468 --> 00:14:56,968
Ongi da. Orain...
484
00:14:57,002 --> 00:14:58,202
ze umoretan nago?
485
00:14:58,235 --> 00:14:59,368
Zein aldartetan nago?
486
00:14:59,402 --> 00:15:00,468
GEORGE:
Ez zenuke sartu behar.
487
00:15:00,502 --> 00:15:02,102
JERRY:
Gustatzen zait gordeta.
488
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,602
Inork ez du gehiago tokatzen.
489
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,149
Hey, teniente?
Bai.
490
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:27,349
Hau aurkitu zen
bere pertsonaren gainean.
491
00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:29,383
Bere pertsonan?
492
00:15:30,616 --> 00:15:32,183
Nolako adierazpena da hori?
493
00:15:32,216 --> 00:15:33,983
Ez dakit, jauna.
494
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,149
Poliziaren hitza.
495
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:36,149
A, bai?
496
00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:38,549
Zein da zure izena, seme?
497
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,316
Ross.
498
00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:41,483
Ross.
499
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,516
Ikusten duzu han pertsona hori, Ross?
500
00:15:43,549 --> 00:15:44,516
Bai, jauna.
501
00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:46,049
Hilda dago.
502
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,027
Hori lortu al duzu?
503
00:15:47,027 --> 00:15:47,316
Hori lortu al duzu?
504
00:15:47,349 --> 00:15:48,316
Bai, jauna.
505
00:15:48,349 --> 00:15:49,316
Ona.
506
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,483
Orain, atera hemendik
507
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,016
zeure burua aurkitu baino lehen
garraio-patruila batean
508
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:53,549
sarrerak idaztea
adinekoei
509
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,849
autobus abonu faltsuekin.
510
00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:56,583
Bai, jauna.
511
00:16:02,349 --> 00:16:04,683
Uste dut besterik ez dugula
atsedena lortu du.
512
00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:11,183
Hau oso zirraragarria da.
513
00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:13,183
Badakizu,
The Tonight Show. NBC.
514
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:15,349
Nor gehiago dago ikuskizunean?
Ez dakit.
515
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:16,716
Baliteke
ezagutu ospetsu bat.
516
00:16:16,749 --> 00:16:17,027
Ezin dut sinetsi
nire zapia bota zuen.
517
00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:18,516
Ezin dut sinetsi
nire zapia bota zuen.
518
00:16:18,549 --> 00:16:21,083
Zerk kezkatzen zaitu?
Badakizu!
519
00:16:21,116 --> 00:16:23,016
Izango zara
dena ondo hemen?
520
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,249
Bai, bai, bai, bai.
521
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,516
Zoaz, zoaz zure negozioetara.
522
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,983
Besterik gabe ibiliko naiz.
523
00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:28,683
Ongi da,
ez ibili urrunegi.
524
00:16:28,716 --> 00:16:30,516
Hemen berriro ezagutuko zaitut
15 minututan.
525
00:16:30,549 --> 00:16:32,583
Joan, joan, joan,
ez kezkatu nigatik.
526
00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,027
Aizu.
527
00:16:47,027 --> 00:16:47,849
Aizu.
528
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,249
Corbin Bernsen.
529
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:51,583
Zer moduz?
530
00:16:51,616 --> 00:16:53,849
[Barreak]
531
00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:55,183
Zale handia.
532
00:16:55,216 --> 00:16:56,983
Zale handia.
533
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,083
Eskerrik asko.
534
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:03,516
Aizu, hazi zara
bizar bat, e?
Bai.
535
00:17:03,549 --> 00:17:07,216
Bai, pelikula bat egiten ari naiz
nire etenaldian.
536
00:17:07,249 --> 00:17:09,816
Aizu, badakizu.
537
00:17:09,849 --> 00:17:11,149
Ba al dut kasurik
538
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:13,183
zuek egiteko
on L.A. Zuzenbidea.
539
00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:15,383
Benetan.
540
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,027
GEORGE:
Beraz, kontuan izan, une honetan,
541
00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:17,983
GEORGE:
Beraz, kontuan izan, une honetan,
542
00:17:18,016 --> 00:17:19,883
Bakarrik noa
berarekin atera
543
00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,383
bi, hiru aste.
544
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,383
Beraz, herritik kanpora doa,
545
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,416
eta galdetzen dit
bere katuari jaten emateko.
546
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:29,316
Beraz, momentu honetan...
547
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:33,649
gauza asko dago
nire bizitzan gertatzen ari, eta, e...
548
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:36,849
Burutik pasatzen zait
egun batzuetarako.
549
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:37,849
Agian aste bat.
550
00:17:37,883 --> 00:17:39,583
Astebete ere ez.
Bost, sei egun...
551
00:17:39,616 --> 00:17:40,983
Bai, bai, bai.
Orduan, zer gertatu da?
552
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,483
Bueno...
553
00:17:43,516 --> 00:17:45,583
Gauza madarikatuena da.
554
00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:46,949
Katua hiltzen da.
555
00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:51,049
Beraz, herrira itzultzen da,
556
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,649
katua aurkitzen du
alfonbra gainean etzanda
557
00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:53,683
ohol bat bezain zurruna.
558
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:55,583
Beraz, katua hil duzu?
559
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,649
Hori da
dio berak.
560
00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:59,583
Nik diot: "Entzun.
561
00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:01,416
"Katu zahar bat zen.
562
00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:03,649
Kausa naturalengatik hil zen».
563
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,649
Beraz, lortu hau.
564
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:05,883
Orain, esaten dit
565
00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,916
erosi behar nuela
katu berri bat.
566
00:18:07,949 --> 00:18:11,349
Nik esaten diot: "Entzun, maitea,
lehenik eta behin,
567
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,983
"Katu zahar xamar bat zen.
568
00:18:13,016 --> 00:18:15,349
"Ez zaitut erosiko
katu berri bat
569
00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:17,027
"ordezteko
hilzorian dagoen katu zahar bat.
570
00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:17,416
"ordezteko
hilzorian dagoen katu zahar bat.
571
00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:19,883
"Eta bigarrenik,
zaborretara ateratzen naiz,
572
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:22,516
Katu berri bat aurkituko dizut
15 segundotan".
573
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:24,516
diot,
"Autopsiaren txostena erakusten didazu
574
00:18:24,549 --> 00:18:26,383
"horrek dio
katu hau gosez hil zen,
575
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:29,049
Katu berri baten bila nabil".
576
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,316
Beraz, zerbait esaten du
niri bezala...
577
00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:33,749
ez dakit,
«Alde hemendik arraio»,
578
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:35,549
eta nirekin hausten du.
579
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,716
Orain, ez duzu uste
hori izango litzateke
580
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,016
kasu bikaina
on L.A. Legea?
581
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,316
Ez dizut esan nahi
zure ikuskizuna nola zuzendu.
582
00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:47,027
Ez, noski ez.
583
00:18:47,027 --> 00:18:47,683
Ez, noski ez.
584
00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:48,883
Nahikoa da
tabernarekin jada,
585
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:49,883
badakizu zer esaten ari naizen?
586
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,249
Serio,
587
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,183
pentsatu dute
ezarpena aldatzeari buruz?
588
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,549
Zalantza. Zalantza dut.
Benetan.
589
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,849
Jendea elkartzen delako
tabernaz gain tokietan.
590
00:18:56,883 --> 00:18:58,549
Tira, bai, bai.
591
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,683
Zer esan aisialdi-gela batekin, eh?
592
00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:01,216
Bai, bai.
Ba?
593
00:19:01,249 --> 00:19:02,849
Edo komunitate-zentro bat.
594
00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:04,483
Bai,
horietako bat idatzi beharko zenuke.
595
00:19:04,516 --> 00:19:05,683
Bai?
596
00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,683
rekin ekarriko dut
ekoizlea. Behar dut, eh...
597
00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:08,883
Zoragarria. Pentsatuko dut
horri buruz, George.
598
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,683
Eskerrik asko.
599
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:11,683
Nola doa?
600
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:12,883
Bikaina! Bikaina!
601
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:14,216
Egia esan besterik ez nuen
602
00:19:14,249 --> 00:19:16,683
bi esanguratsu,
elkarrizketa adimentsuak
603
00:19:16,716 --> 00:19:17,027
Corbin Bernsenekin
eta George Wendt.
604
00:19:17,027 --> 00:19:18,716
Corbin Bernsenekin
eta George Wendt.
605
00:19:18,749 --> 00:19:20,016
Benetan?
Bai, bai.
606
00:19:20,049 --> 00:19:22,549
Ez zaleen hitza. Ez da urduritzen,
badakizu.
607
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,183
Benetako elkarrizketa.
Izugarri artikulatua nintzen.
608
00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:28,116
Komuneko papera duzu
orpoan han.
609
00:19:33,849 --> 00:19:36,816
ESATARIA:
The Tonight Show da
Jay Lenorekin.
610
00:19:36,849 --> 00:19:39,016
Gaur gauean ongi etorria ematen dio Jay
Corbin Bernsen,
611
00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:40,149
George Wendt,
612
00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:42,449
eta Jerry Seinfeld umorista.
613
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,649
Oh, bai, bai, bai.
614
00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:47,027
Jendea beti ematen saiatzen ari da
niri kasu bikaina L.A. Zuzenbidea.
615
00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:48,483
Jendea beti ematen saiatzen ari da
niri kasu bikaina L.A. Zuzenbidea.
616
00:19:48,516 --> 00:19:51,183
Duela segundo gutxi batzuk,
pasilloan kanpoan,
617
00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,716
intxaur hau, intxaur gaixo batzuk,
etortzen zait eta esaten dit
618
00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:57,916
omen zen
neska honen katua ikusteko
619
00:19:57,949 --> 00:19:59,349
kanpoan zegoen bitartean
herritik kanpo.
620
00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:01,049
Dena den,
katuari jaten ematea ahazten zaio.
621
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,916
Katua hiltzen da, gosez hiltzen da.
622
00:20:02,949 --> 00:20:04,049
Katua hiltzen du,
623
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,316
uko egiten dio berri bat eskuratzeari,
624
00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:08,849
ez dio dirurik emango,
ez dio ordainduko,
625
00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:11,349
eta Arnie Becker nahi du
hura ordezkatzeko. Tipo polita.
626
00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:13,349
"Bai, horrek egingo luke
kasu bikaina L.A. Legea."
627
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:14,683
Mila esker.
628
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,027
Oso bat da
gizon ederra.
629
00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:19,683
Oso bat da
gizon ederra.
630
00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:21,249
Sutsua, bizia,
631
00:20:21,283 --> 00:20:24,583
baina nahasia, arraroa.
632
00:20:24,616 --> 00:20:27,583
Izan daitekeela uste dut
nirekin maiteminduta.
633
00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:29,516
Noski, ez dago ezer
horri buruz anormala.
634
00:20:29,549 --> 00:20:31,883
pretendetzaile asko ditut.
635
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:34,349
Dibertigarria da, zeren
urte guzti hauen ondoren ere,
636
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,083
oraindik jendea jasotzen dugu,
badakizu,
637
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:38,916
aholkuak emanez,
ikuskizuna nola hobetu.
638
00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:42,249
Egia esan, duela une batzuk,
Han atzean intxaur batekin egin nuen topo
639
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,416
nork esan zuen, badakizu,
agian pentsatu beharko genuke,
640
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:47,027
badakizu,
taberna batean ikuskizuna ez egitea.
641
00:20:47,027 --> 00:20:47,116
badakizu,
taberna batean ikuskizuna ez egitea.
642
00:20:51,849 --> 00:20:55,749
Orduan esan nion,
"Aizu, Kramer, laguna,
643
00:20:55,783 --> 00:20:57,983
duzu inoiz
gizon bat hil al duzu lehenago?"
644
00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:01,416
Eta esan zuen:
"Zer iruditzen zaizu, gaztetxoa?!
645
00:21:01,449 --> 00:21:04,216
Esku hauek busti egin dira
Boli likidoan?"
646
00:21:04,249 --> 00:21:05,483
[HASIK]
647
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,716
Hitz egin zenuen mutil horrekin,
nolakoa zen?
648
00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:09,483
Burusoila txikia
betaurrekoekin.
649
00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:11,549
Bai, bai, hori da
hitz egin dudan tipo bera.
650
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,316
Uf, ez da inoiz amaitzen,
al du?
651
00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:16,983
Beraz, pasatzen ari naiz
aireportua,
652
00:21:17,016 --> 00:21:17,027
eta poltsa jarri behar dut
txiki horretan, eh...
653
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,983
eta poltsa jarri behar dut
txiki horretan, eh...
654
00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:21,383
du, eh...
655
00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:22,449
Uhal garraiatzailea.
656
00:21:28,349 --> 00:21:31,316
Atxilotzeko agindua ematea.
Jarri APB bat.
657
00:21:31,349 --> 00:21:33,083
Har dezagun hau, e...
658
00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:34,083
Kramer.
659
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,016
Ikaragarria nintzen.
660
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:39,483
Zer, erotuta zaude?
Ondo ibili zinen.
661
00:21:39,516 --> 00:21:40,749
Ez, entzun al duzu amaiera?
662
00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:42,716
Ez nintzen gogoratzen
esaten saiatzen ari nintzena.
663
00:21:42,749 --> 00:21:43,916
Hori guztia
buruz, eh...
664
00:21:43,949 --> 00:21:45,216
Uhal garraiatzailea.
Bai.
665
00:21:45,249 --> 00:21:47,027
Bota zuelako
nire ezpainzapia.
666
00:21:47,027 --> 00:21:47,583
Bota zuelako
nire ezpainzapia.
667
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:50,516
Oh, ezin dut sinetsi...
Luperi leporatzen diozu?
668
00:21:50,549 --> 00:21:51,849
Bai. Lupe.
669
00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:53,849
Luperi leporatzen diot.
670
00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:55,483
[BURLAK]
671
00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:56,983
ALDIZKARIA:
Gaur gaueko gure istorio nagusia
672
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,316
atsedenaldi bat egon da
673
00:21:58,349 --> 00:21:59,683
deiturikoak
Smog Stranglings.
674
00:21:59,716 --> 00:22:02,516
Poliziak askatu berri du
Susmagarriaren argazki bat
675
00:22:02,549 --> 00:22:05,149
loturan bilatua
hilketarekin.
676
00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:08,716
Kramer izenez bakarrik ezagutzen da.
677
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:15,583
Talk-show ostalariak
sekula ideiarik ez duela dirudi
678
00:22:15,616 --> 00:22:17,027
zenbat denbora
ikuskizunean geratzen da.
679
00:22:17,027 --> 00:22:18,049
zenbat denbora
ikuskizunean geratzen da.
680
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,183
Badakizu, beti daude
kameratik begira,
681
00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:21,816
"Badugu denborarik?
Denboraz kanpo gaude?
682
00:22:21,849 --> 00:22:23,016
"Nola goaz garaiz?
683
00:22:23,049 --> 00:22:24,216
"Edonork daki
zein da ordua?
684
00:22:24,249 --> 00:22:25,349
Norbaitek ordua egiaztatzen du?"
685
00:22:25,383 --> 00:22:26,983
Ez duzu inoiz Magnum ikusten, P.I. joan,
686
00:22:27,016 --> 00:22:27,983
"Tipo hau ito behar al dut
687
00:22:28,016 --> 00:22:29,983
"edo goaz
hemen atseden hartzeko?
688
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,349
"Egon al zaitezke
beste jipoi baterako?
689
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,549
"Zer esango dizut,
Buruan botako diot,
690
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:34,883
"Komertzial bat egingo dugu,
itzuli,
691
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,949
Oso azkar gidatuko dut autoan.
Egon gurekin".
692
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