1 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,961 That's good. 2 00:03:27,716 --> 00:03:29,115 Jenny? 3 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,619 Jenny's gonna come any second! 4 00:03:38,794 --> 00:03:40,091 Hey, how you doing? 5 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:47,364 Yeah, I was gonna spend the night alone with Jenny tonight. 6 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:49,198 Pussy whipped! 7 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,771 All right, maybe one beer. That's it. 8 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,309 The party's on! 9 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:03,516 You know, hey, I cleaned earlier. Yeah, thank you. 10 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,880 Jenny. 11 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,785 Some of the guys dropped by. 12 00:04:40,923 --> 00:04:42,515 Hug me? 13 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:43,952 Will you? 14 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,326 Party's over. 15 00:05:04,046 --> 00:05:06,913 What's the matter, no-dick? Jen throw you out? 16 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:11,150 No. 17 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,483 Yeah, well, tell her I'm available, huh? 18 00:05:14,957 --> 00:05:17,892 - Why don't you go home, Jory. - You wanna make me? 19 00:05:18,227 --> 00:05:19,489 Hey, God... 20 00:05:20,562 --> 00:05:22,120 Goddamn shit! 21 00:05:22,764 --> 00:05:24,595 Come on, Jenny, open up. 22 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:28,625 Come on, Jen, my dad's coming. Look, at least let me get my stuff. 23 00:05:30,105 --> 00:05:31,800 - You're kept. - I'm what? 24 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,173 You cleaned? 25 00:05:35,811 --> 00:05:38,541 Look, Jenny, I know it's hard to explain, but- 26 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,182 Seems simple. It's our last night before break. 27 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:43,784 You'd rather be barfing with your beer buddies. 28 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:47,215 - I get the hint, Randy. - No, I wasn't- Okay, you're pissed? 29 00:05:47,589 --> 00:05:49,887 No, I'm not. I am not. 30 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,719 You know, I should thank you. 31 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,761 You finally made it very clear to me where I stand. 32 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:56,792 Jenny. 33 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,796 I don't want to break up with you. Look, I got you a present. 34 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:06,135 I know the wrapping's a little primitive, but it's nice. Go ahead, open it. 35 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,638 I'll open it, I'll help. 36 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,941 Okay. There. What do you think? 37 00:06:13,148 --> 00:06:16,982 - A football jersey? - Yeah. Looks great, doesn't it? 38 00:06:19,488 --> 00:06:22,184 Jenny, I wanted to be with you last night. 39 00:06:22,391 --> 00:06:24,825 The guys, they just pushed their way in, and- 40 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,257 Then why didn't you stand up for yourself? 41 00:06:27,629 --> 00:06:29,961 And why don't you ever stand up for me? 42 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:31,827 - Well, I do. - Yeah? 43 00:06:32,167 --> 00:06:34,567 - Yeah. - Like you do with your parents? 44 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:37,972 - What? - You hide me from your parents. 45 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:40,904 You told them your roommate's name was Vic. 46 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:44,307 - Randy, you did. - Jenny, look. 47 00:06:44,513 --> 00:06:46,674 My dad's gonna be pissed with my grades. 48 00:06:46,848 --> 00:06:49,612 It's not good to tell him I'm living with a girl. 49 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,887 So I'm just supposed to be your secret little boy-toy? 50 00:06:53,055 --> 00:06:55,285 You're not my boy-toy. I'm gonna tell them. 51 00:06:55,891 --> 00:06:58,587 - When? - As soon as I see them. 52 00:07:01,196 --> 00:07:02,595 - Yeah? - Yeah. 53 00:07:03,665 --> 00:07:04,893 Really? 54 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,501 Really. 55 00:07:23,585 --> 00:07:26,679 Son, sorry I'm late, but the traffic was hell out there. 56 00:07:26,855 --> 00:07:28,550 You ready to go? It's good to... 57 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:30,787 - Dad. Dad! - ... see you. 58 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:33,951 Good to see you. You look great. How you been? 59 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,962 Oh, excuse me. I'm Randy's dad. Nice to meet you. 60 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:40,124 So? What's going on? 61 00:07:40,535 --> 00:07:42,628 - So where's Vic? - Vic... 62 00:07:43,105 --> 00:07:45,130 - Your roommate- - You missed him. 63 00:07:45,307 --> 00:07:48,140 His dad was here. No, you missed him. 64 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:52,012 - Nice meeting you. - I'll call you, Jenny. 65 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:54,472 Well, hey. Okay. 66 00:07:54,950 --> 00:07:57,145 - Yeah. - Who was that? 67 00:07:57,319 --> 00:08:00,311 What? Oh, she's my bio tutor. 68 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,283 She thought she left a book here. 69 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:08,591 - Maybe I better give you a hand. - No, no, that's not- Okay, yeah. 70 00:08:13,435 --> 00:08:16,029 Your mom would've come, but she had a final today. 71 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,728 Final? Final for what? 72 00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:20,901 She's taking a landscape-architecture class. 73 00:08:21,143 --> 00:08:24,010 - She's doing real well too. - That's good, Dad. 74 00:08:25,747 --> 00:08:27,146 Hey, you got a problem? 75 00:08:27,516 --> 00:08:29,746 No, bad latch, Dad. Bad latch. 76 00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:31,749 - So how'd you do? - Do? 77 00:08:32,687 --> 00:08:37,056 - Grades, son. How were the grades? - Oh, well, Dad. That's kind of a... 78 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,749 ...subjective thing. 79 00:08:41,296 --> 00:08:42,923 Subjective, huh? 80 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:47,232 F in geometry. Now, what the hell's so subjective about that? 81 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,803 See, everybody flunks that the first time, Dad. 82 00:08:52,441 --> 00:08:54,409 And this D here, what's that for? 83 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,635 That teacher hates my guts, Dad. 84 00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,442 And these "Incs"? 85 00:09:00,115 --> 00:09:01,480 What are these "Incs"? 86 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:05,846 "Incomplete." It's cool. I can make it up. 87 00:09:09,224 --> 00:09:12,682 Look, Dad, I tried to study. I really did, but things came up. 88 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,196 I'm sorry about school. I won't do it again. 89 00:09:16,364 --> 00:09:18,855 Damn right, you won't. I'm not sending you back. 90 00:09:19,034 --> 00:09:20,433 And no more free ride! 91 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,628 Joe, we agreed for him to have opportunities we never had. 92 00:09:23,805 --> 00:09:25,932 The first Bodek to graduate from college. 93 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,269 People who look like that don't graduate. 94 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:32,345 I don't think I'm out of line. He's been in school, what, two years? 95 00:09:32,514 --> 00:09:35,142 He does not have a clue what he's doing there! 96 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:38,809 - He can't declare a, what's it called? - Major. 97 00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,614 Major, right. I'll be damned... 98 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:45,317 ...if I'll keep throwing good money after bad money while he's looking like this. 99 00:09:46,061 --> 00:09:47,619 Oh, that's great! 100 00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:50,955 - Don't think this changes a thing! - Don't send me back. 101 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:54,034 Well, I mean, look. 102 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,135 I mean, you're right. 103 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,773 Okay? 104 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:05,343 I don't know what I'm doing in school. So I don't go back. 105 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:10,010 Well, I'll start my real life. 106 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:12,219 How bad could it be? 107 00:10:12,754 --> 00:10:15,120 Yeah, what kind of cheese you want on that? 108 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:18,121 - Extra gooey. - No, extra tangy. 109 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,690 - Tangy... - Gooey. 110 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:23,926 Right. 111 00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:25,496 That's... 112 00:10:26,201 --> 00:10:27,498 ...22. 113 00:10:30,639 --> 00:10:32,129 I gotta get back to school. 114 00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:34,366 It's a summer job. What'd you expect? 115 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:36,170 It's a summer job for you. 116 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,411 This is life for me. 117 00:10:39,614 --> 00:10:43,209 $4.80 an hour. You know, people here from Mexico make more than that. 118 00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:46,013 Yeah. Well, we pay Juan $5.10. 119 00:10:46,221 --> 00:10:48,086 He's got more experience. 120 00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:51,752 I gotta get some training in something. 121 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:55,260 I wanna work triple shifts. I need to make 9 grand by September. 122 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:58,228 Oh, 9 grand? Okay, let's see. $4.80 an hour. 123 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,097 Sixteen-hour days, two and a half months, no spending money. 124 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,932 We're looking at about half of what you need. 125 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:09,742 I think you just better start enjoying the one perk we got here. 126 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,137 - Hi, girls. - Hi. 127 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,608 Can I help you? 128 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:16,147 Oh, we're thinking. 129 00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:22,817 - We'd like a large Italian. - What? 130 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,785 - A large vegetarian. - Okay. 131 00:11:26,962 --> 00:11:28,862 - And... - And two Diet Cokes, no ice. 132 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:31,123 Two Diet- No ice. 133 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:34,897 Here's your number, number 16. We'll be with you in a moment. 134 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,935 Tell me, tell me. Who is that guy? 135 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:43,770 He's an exchange student from Italy. 136 00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:45,810 - Really? - Oh, really. 137 00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:49,207 Man, I can't believe they go for that Pepé Le Pew shit. 138 00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:51,577 So cute. 139 00:11:52,854 --> 00:11:54,378 Think he's taken? 140 00:11:59,728 --> 00:12:02,720 - Hey, man, that shit works for you. - No. 141 00:12:03,064 --> 00:12:04,759 - Yeah. - No, I'm not interested. 142 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,992 - Oh, come on. Yes! - No. No! 143 00:12:07,168 --> 00:12:11,662 Jenny is 150 miles away. She won't even return your calls. Give it up. 144 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,671 Look alive out here, will you? 145 00:12:13,842 --> 00:12:17,005 - Say you love delivery, right here. - Caught a bad pepperoni. 146 00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:18,543 Such a wise guy. 147 00:12:19,848 --> 00:12:23,875 Okay, Bodek. You're up. Take off. 148 00:13:41,496 --> 00:13:42,895 Hi. 149 00:13:43,631 --> 00:13:45,929 - Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm Randy. 150 00:13:47,836 --> 00:13:49,064 - Robin. - Hi. 151 00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:50,465 What can I do for you? 152 00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:53,039 I was wondering... 153 00:13:55,744 --> 00:13:58,269 - You wanna go out with me sometime? - What? 154 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,004 Well, you know, outside. 155 00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,139 I was in the van. 156 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,242 I smiled. 157 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:06,887 You smiled. 158 00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:10,455 Wait a minute. The guy in the van had a mustache. 159 00:14:10,925 --> 00:14:12,153 Right. 160 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,256 What happened, I... 161 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:18,258 See, I wear this for my job. 162 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,228 Oh, my God. 163 00:14:21,703 --> 00:14:23,136 You're just a boy. 164 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,807 I'm sorry. I don't date boys. 165 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:48,229 For what it's worth, I think she made a big mistake. 166 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:54,368 Took a lot of nerve to go up to a complete stranger and ask her out. 167 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,995 I admire that. 168 00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:58,828 Thanks. 169 00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:02,007 I have to go kill myself now. Excuse me. 170 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,270 Don't take it so personally. 171 00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:07,515 Some women just have limited perspective, that's all. 172 00:15:07,682 --> 00:15:09,980 She didn't even give me a chance to talk. 173 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:12,517 It was like I was younger, so forget it. 174 00:15:12,821 --> 00:15:15,415 - Well, I know that was unfair. - Yeah. 175 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:19,617 You know, I've never met a man who shied away from 20-year-old girls. 176 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:24,197 I don't see the difference, a few years. It's no big deal. 177 00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:27,065 She's just kind of bitchy, that's all. 178 00:15:27,268 --> 00:15:28,701 Do you like clothes? 179 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,502 Yes, yeah. 180 00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,098 Here. 181 00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:39,570 Oh, excuse me. It's okay. 182 00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:41,647 - Did that hurt? - No, I'm hardheaded. 183 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,546 Oh, dear. Here. Now, wait, look. 184 00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:47,847 These pads are very important in this jacket. 185 00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:49,455 - All right. - You see? 186 00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:51,023 - Yeah. - Now. 187 00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:52,687 Yeah. 188 00:15:52,861 --> 00:15:54,192 There we are. 189 00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:56,086 Now. 190 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,034 Okay, hold on. 191 00:16:12,146 --> 00:16:16,082 - Oh, that looks wonderful. - Think so? No, that's it. 192 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,410 - Think that's okay? - I think like this. 193 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:22,283 - Oh, like that? - There, you see? It should be like that. 194 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:27,557 Oh, you look wonderful. Good enough to go and have some cappuccino. 195 00:16:27,729 --> 00:16:31,028 - Cappuccino? - Would you like some cappuccino? 196 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,191 Me? 197 00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:35,696 Don't worry, I'm not gonna bite you. 198 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,770 Not over coffee anyway. 199 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:40,372 Are you-? Are you sure? 200 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,372 Okay. Yeah, okay. 201 00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,770 Oh, shit! I'm in a red zone. 202 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,384 Look, I really- See, I wanna- Look, I gotta get back to work. 203 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:56,217 See, I'm the only driver right now. Well, thanks. Will I-? 204 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,788 Will you-? Okay, bye. Nice meeting you. 205 00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:01,026 Bye. 206 00:17:02,163 --> 00:17:04,427 Hey, look, look. I'll move it. I'll move it. 207 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:09,366 Look. I got- Look. See, I got a delivery. Come on. 208 00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:14,130 I had a letter to Penthouse staring me right in the face, and I let it go. 209 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:16,777 I mean, this was an incredibly gorgeous woman. 210 00:17:16,945 --> 00:17:21,109 Not a girl, Sal, a woman. A Chanel No. 5 woman- 211 00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:22,510 - Bodek! - Yes. 212 00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:25,482 Got a delivery for Beverly Hills, and the rest go... 213 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,553 ...to a stag party in Costa Mesa. 214 00:17:27,722 --> 00:17:31,783 - Extra anchovies? - Costa Mesa? Why from here? 215 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,258 All I know is they did, so move your tail. 216 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,329 I'm here to serve! 217 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,642 Any luggage, sir? 218 00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:58,482 No, pizza. 219 00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:01,281 - Pizza. - What's this? 220 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,254 Excuse me. 221 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,378 Oh, excuse me. 222 00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:43,991 Señor Pizza. 223 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:50,729 Come in. 224 00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,766 Can you put it on the table, please? 225 00:19:00,248 --> 00:19:01,681 Hi. 226 00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:04,351 Hi. 227 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:08,754 I hope you didn't leave your car in the red zone. 228 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,923 No. 229 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,794 - Please sit down. - Yes, definitely. 230 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:18,288 Oh, except, see, I got this big delivery to make. 231 00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,535 In Costa Mesa? 232 00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:40,749 - Hello? - Hi, Dad. 233 00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:44,221 I'm at a friend's house, and I'm gonna spend the night, okay? 234 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,792 What? Whose? 235 00:19:47,662 --> 00:19:50,130 Just a guy from work, Dad. 236 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,531 - What was that? - What? 237 00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:57,432 - What was that? - Nothing. 238 00:19:57,772 --> 00:19:59,239 - Randy? - Yeah. 239 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:02,168 Dad, look, I'll see you in the morning, okay? 240 00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:03,674 Yeah, sure, son. 241 00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:15,088 Randy's spending the night at a friend's house. 242 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,284 Well, he's not gonna come here. He's miserable here. 243 00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:25,291 Diane, it's been over two weeks. How long are you gonna keep this up? 244 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:29,266 Joe, I don't know why you won't give him one more chance at school. 245 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,633 He's had all the chances he's gonna get. 246 00:20:33,374 --> 00:20:37,105 I think he's really sorry. Doesn't look like he's slept in days. 247 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,071 So, Alex...? 248 00:20:40,414 --> 00:20:42,075 Yes, Randy? 249 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:44,010 You work at Avedon? 250 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:47,420 I own Avedon, darling. 251 00:20:48,089 --> 00:20:51,923 - Actually, I own all 11 stores. - Wow. 252 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,992 Does that bother you? 253 00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:57,187 No, not at all. 254 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:03,095 I'm glad, because it bothers some people. 255 00:21:03,271 --> 00:21:04,499 Oh, like who? 256 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,106 Some men find it very wilting. 257 00:21:09,744 --> 00:21:11,644 Not me. 258 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,974 Can I ask you something? 259 00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:20,954 Now, you could just snap your fingers and get any guy you wanted. 260 00:21:21,122 --> 00:21:24,387 I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here. 261 00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:26,583 I mean, you're just so... 262 00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:33,690 I came into town for a few days, and when I saw you in the store... 263 00:21:35,703 --> 00:21:38,536 ...I just thought you would be open. 264 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:40,735 Open? 265 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,638 Yes, I felt you knew how to enjoy yourself. 266 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,728 - Seven times? - Yeah. 267 00:22:08,636 --> 00:22:11,196 Man, that is like wild boars or something. 268 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:14,500 Well... I mean, that wasn't all we did. 269 00:22:14,976 --> 00:22:16,341 We talked about stuff. 270 00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:19,274 Yeah, right. I mean, I don't believe this. 271 00:22:19,447 --> 00:22:23,144 I mean, I come on to every girl that walks, and they throw up. 272 00:22:23,317 --> 00:22:25,114 You do absolutely nothing... 273 00:22:25,286 --> 00:22:28,221 ...and you get Miss "Take Me From Behind on a Trapeze." 274 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,721 Oh, no, no, no. It was nothing like that. 275 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:34,794 Oh, yeah, right. So you think you're gonna hear from her again? 276 00:22:37,465 --> 00:22:39,092 Yeah. 277 00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:52,145 - Hi, what can I do for you? - I come to see Randy. 278 00:22:52,546 --> 00:22:54,070 Randy. Really? 279 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,242 Somebody here to see you, son. 280 00:22:57,785 --> 00:23:00,845 - Thanks. Yeah, what's up? - It's... 281 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,259 Excuse me. 282 00:23:08,229 --> 00:23:11,289 These are beautiful, no? It make you look very handsome. 283 00:23:11,465 --> 00:23:13,296 This is for me? 284 00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:16,459 It came to you at work, so I bring it myself here. 285 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,566 Is that the fourth one this week, Tony? 286 00:23:20,574 --> 00:23:23,805 These American women, so cheap and easy. All they say is: 287 00:23:23,978 --> 00:23:25,809 "Yes, Tony. Yes, Tony." 288 00:23:26,314 --> 00:23:28,976 You would rather have them say no? 289 00:23:29,183 --> 00:23:30,946 This I would respect. 290 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,349 Well, thanks a lot. 291 00:23:39,427 --> 00:23:40,985 So... 292 00:23:41,195 --> 00:23:42,423 ...who was that? 293 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:44,192 Guy I work with. 294 00:23:44,365 --> 00:23:46,663 - The guy you were with last night? - Yeah. 295 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:48,096 - Yeah. - Yeah. 296 00:23:48,369 --> 00:23:50,564 What's the story with the coat here? 297 00:23:50,738 --> 00:23:54,333 Oh, he outgrew it and thought I might like it. 298 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:56,339 Looks brand-new to me. 299 00:23:56,677 --> 00:23:59,874 Well, see, what happened was... 300 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:03,608 What happened was that he bought it on sale... 301 00:24:03,784 --> 00:24:06,014 ...and it was the wrong size. 302 00:24:06,554 --> 00:24:07,953 Oh, I'll get it. 303 00:24:08,289 --> 00:24:09,847 You dropped a... 304 00:24:13,194 --> 00:24:14,661 - Hello? - Hi, it's me. 305 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,626 - Sal, what's up? - Listen. 306 00:24:16,797 --> 00:24:18,321 I just took a delivery order. 307 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:22,458 Some woman asked for a large Pizza Loco with extra anchovies... 308 00:24:22,636 --> 00:24:25,036 - ... and she wanted you personally. - No! 309 00:24:25,206 --> 00:24:26,673 You're kidding. 310 00:24:26,874 --> 00:24:28,603 "Dear Randy... 311 00:24:28,943 --> 00:24:32,902 ...of course, I prefer you naked... 312 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:37,808 ...but if you must wear something, it should be the best. 313 00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:40,076 Love... 314 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:41,582 ...Alex." 315 00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:43,813 - Diane? - Yeah. 316 00:24:47,628 --> 00:24:49,220 - Yeah. - Diane... 317 00:24:49,397 --> 00:24:50,830 ...our son... 318 00:24:51,065 --> 00:24:52,362 ...is a fruit! 319 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:53,761 Yeah? 320 00:24:53,934 --> 00:24:56,425 All right, I'll be right there. Thanks a lot. 321 00:24:57,471 --> 00:24:59,598 Mom! They need me at work. 322 00:24:59,774 --> 00:25:02,174 Oh, I thought you had the afternoon off! 323 00:25:03,511 --> 00:25:06,002 - What's this? - A guy shows up at the door... 324 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,978 ...wearing enough cologne to make me puke. 325 00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:12,217 He gives our son a coat that must cost 500 bucks- 326 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:15,321 No, no, wait, don't- Joe, don't jump to conclusions. 327 00:25:15,489 --> 00:25:17,548 See, the other driver called in sick. 328 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:20,193 And they're already swamped with deliveries. 329 00:25:20,361 --> 00:25:22,829 - Don't hold dinner, I might be late. - Okay. 330 00:25:22,997 --> 00:25:24,396 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 331 00:25:28,769 --> 00:25:31,738 He never brings girls home to meet us. 332 00:25:32,673 --> 00:25:36,370 He never even talks about girls anymore. 333 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:40,807 - You think it happens to the other guy. - Joe. Joe. 334 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,318 I could get used to this. 335 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,282 Oh, shit. Sorry. 336 00:25:52,626 --> 00:25:54,457 - That's all right. - Okay. 337 00:25:56,897 --> 00:26:00,025 What I could do with you in Rome in two months, Randy. 338 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,331 What's wrong, darling? 339 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,967 I think you should know that- 340 00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:11,043 Alex, I love being with you and everything. It's just... 341 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,011 ...I don't love you. 342 00:26:13,547 --> 00:26:16,380 - You don't? - No. See, I've got this girl, Jenny. 343 00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:18,347 - Yeah? - Back at school. 344 00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:21,249 And we sort of broke up and everything. 345 00:26:21,489 --> 00:26:23,286 But see, I'm gonna... 346 00:26:23,491 --> 00:26:26,619 - But I think I'm gonna- - Randy? 347 00:26:26,894 --> 00:26:28,623 It's okay. 348 00:26:29,263 --> 00:26:31,163 I think I can handle it. 349 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:36,169 Thanks, Alex. 350 00:26:50,684 --> 00:26:52,549 What's this? 351 00:26:53,587 --> 00:26:56,784 That's the Randy Bodek Scholarship Fund. 352 00:26:57,091 --> 00:27:00,254 Oh, no. Alex. 353 00:27:01,095 --> 00:27:02,585 - I can't. - Why not? 354 00:27:02,763 --> 00:27:05,288 Because it makes me feel... 355 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:06,989 Randy. 356 00:27:08,135 --> 00:27:10,968 If I was the one who needed money... 357 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,806 ...and you had it to give... 358 00:27:14,575 --> 00:27:16,941 - ... would you give it to me? - Yes. 359 00:27:17,211 --> 00:27:19,179 Of course you would. 360 00:27:19,813 --> 00:27:22,077 So, what's the difference? 361 00:27:35,663 --> 00:27:38,029 I'm never gonna see you again, am I? 362 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,267 Be on the lookout for extra anchovies. 363 00:28:00,487 --> 00:28:02,079 Randy? 364 00:28:13,033 --> 00:28:14,261 Joe. 365 00:28:14,435 --> 00:28:16,528 Jumping to conclusions, am I, Diane? 366 00:28:16,704 --> 00:28:19,400 How dare you sneak home in the middle of the day... 367 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,041 - ... to invade your son's privacy. - His privacy? 368 00:28:22,209 --> 00:28:25,508 - His sex life is his own business- - Come on, Diane. 369 00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:28,239 Our son is dressing up in ladies' underwear. 370 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:31,145 - He needs professional help. - No, he needs... 371 00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:33,752 ...sympathetic parents who say they love him. 372 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,481 Let's see your sympathy when he borrows makeup. 373 00:28:36,657 --> 00:28:38,420 - Oh, Joe. - "Oh, Joe." 374 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,184 Oh, God. 375 00:28:41,962 --> 00:28:44,123 Okay. Take the moon. 376 00:28:44,298 --> 00:28:45,856 It's a chunk of rock. 377 00:28:46,033 --> 00:28:48,092 Why does it spin around the Earth? 378 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:50,703 Why doesn't it just bolt off into space? 379 00:28:51,138 --> 00:28:55,199 Smartest scientists don't understand a billionth of what's going on. 380 00:28:55,376 --> 00:28:58,470 Why should I feel stupid because I don't understand women? 381 00:28:58,646 --> 00:29:00,841 You get all that from a cold pizza, man? 382 00:29:01,015 --> 00:29:06,112 - You're in worse shape than I thought. - I'm serious. So I've saved 270 bucks? 383 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,288 I'm never gonna get Jenny back. 384 00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:12,221 - See, I don't know what to do. - I do. Move your butt. 385 00:29:13,327 --> 00:29:15,625 Says "extra anchovies." Who called it in? 386 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:19,095 - What do you mean, who? Some lady. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 387 00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:20,494 - Hold it. - What? 388 00:29:20,668 --> 00:29:23,193 Where's your mustache? I want mustaches worn. 389 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,895 - Sal said I didn't have to wear it. - Sal. 390 00:29:26,073 --> 00:29:28,200 Mustaches, mustaches. 391 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,366 You're bumming me out, man. 392 00:29:30,911 --> 00:29:32,139 Señor Pizza. 393 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,690 Alex? 394 00:30:10,751 --> 00:30:13,219 - Hello. - Hi. 395 00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:17,914 I'm a friend of Alexandra. 396 00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:21,625 It's okay. 397 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,292 What? 398 00:30:28,502 --> 00:30:29,901 Oh, no. 399 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,562 I- No. 400 00:30:45,085 --> 00:30:48,179 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 401 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:51,014 It's nothing personal. 402 00:30:51,325 --> 00:30:54,988 - I want to die! - Now, come on. Don't talk like that. 403 00:30:55,162 --> 00:30:58,154 Look, it's just been one giant mistake. 404 00:30:58,332 --> 00:31:01,699 Yes, my marriage. Fourteen years of a big mistake. 405 00:31:01,869 --> 00:31:05,566 Hey, come on. It can't be that bad. I mean, look at this house. 406 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,138 What? It's great. 407 00:31:07,374 --> 00:31:09,137 It's a prison. 408 00:31:09,309 --> 00:31:11,072 Okay, why don't you sit down here. 409 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,907 You know, I hope everything works out. 410 00:31:14,448 --> 00:31:16,916 No. No. No! 411 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:22,283 When I was younger in Japan, I had many boyfriends. 412 00:31:22,456 --> 00:31:26,324 Many proposals of marriage. But no, I wanted to marry American. 413 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:30,154 Be American woman with American freedom and opportunity. 414 00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:33,356 But my husband, he treats me like a geisha. 415 00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:35,126 Well, I'm not a geisha! 416 00:31:37,237 --> 00:31:39,535 I'm a computer analyst! 417 00:31:39,706 --> 00:31:42,004 Look, I'm sorry, but I gotta get going here. 418 00:31:42,176 --> 00:31:44,007 He treats me like his slave. 419 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:46,644 And now... 420 00:31:46,814 --> 00:31:50,944 ...when I finally get the courage to do something for myself... 421 00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:53,981 ...even you, professional, you refuse me. 422 00:31:54,154 --> 00:31:56,782 - No, see, I'm not a professional. - I want to die. 423 00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,424 Stop it. 424 00:32:00,327 --> 00:32:02,727 - No, no, no, no. Not like that. - What? 425 00:32:02,896 --> 00:32:06,093 - That's my husband's way. - I'm sorry, I thought that- 426 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:10,503 I have a fantasy. 427 00:32:18,679 --> 00:32:20,237 Take me. 428 00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:29,016 Take me. 429 00:32:33,794 --> 00:32:35,989 - Take me! - Yes, okay. 430 00:32:53,313 --> 00:32:55,406 Okay. It's all right. 431 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:16,797 Yes, ma'am. Absolutely. And thank you very much. 432 00:33:17,905 --> 00:33:23,241 Hey, Bodek, you are really quite the popular guy, aren't you? 433 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:27,244 Look at this. Look at this. You got a bunch of deliveries here. 434 00:33:27,414 --> 00:33:32,647 Hey, Juan! Break me out one of those big cans of anchovies, will you? 435 00:33:35,656 --> 00:33:36,884 Oh, my goodness. 436 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:40,424 - What the hell is going on? - That last delivery wasn't Alex. 437 00:33:40,594 --> 00:33:44,997 I figured so. You got five more calls, all women, all extra anchovies. 438 00:33:45,165 --> 00:33:48,862 Four of them scheduled deliveries for later this week! 439 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:58,375 I just couldn't say no. Alex? She just insisted. 440 00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:01,446 And then Kyoko. Kyoko, it was like... 441 00:34:01,615 --> 00:34:04,413 ...I was defending the American way. 442 00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:06,519 It's taking me a second to get this. 443 00:34:06,687 --> 00:34:10,123 Beautiful women actually pay you $200 apiece to sleep with them? 444 00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:12,588 Yeah! I didn't want to take their money. 445 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:15,853 They were nice people. They wouldn't take no for an answer. 446 00:34:16,029 --> 00:34:18,054 Okay, well, what about the others? 447 00:34:18,231 --> 00:34:20,927 Call them back and say there are no more anchovies. 448 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:24,628 I can't! They didn't leave names or numbers, only addresses. 449 00:34:24,805 --> 00:34:26,966 Three of them are motels in the Valley. 450 00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:29,574 I cannot believe Alex would do this to me. 451 00:34:29,743 --> 00:34:33,577 Who knows? Right now your name and number could be on every wall... 452 00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:36,841 ...of every ladies' room from Chinoise to Le Dôme, man. 453 00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:40,414 You could be the love doctor of Beverly Hills! 454 00:34:41,088 --> 00:34:43,784 I don't wanna be the love doctor of Beverly Hills! 455 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:46,517 - You're going. - I am not going. 456 00:34:47,361 --> 00:34:48,828 No. 457 00:34:50,497 --> 00:34:54,797 What do you think, Joe? Portable home-security systems. 458 00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:59,234 I pick them up in Tokyo for a buck and a quarter, sell them here for $40. 459 00:34:59,406 --> 00:35:01,237 Ain't that something? 460 00:35:01,842 --> 00:35:04,174 It's great. It's really great. 461 00:35:04,344 --> 00:35:09,338 I got 20,000 of these waiting to go into the warehouse as soon as you build it. 462 00:35:09,516 --> 00:35:11,746 - Right. Right. - Excuse me, Mr. Bodek. 463 00:35:11,918 --> 00:35:14,148 - Yes, Linda? - Mr. Rubelinski's calling. 464 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,380 Tell him I'll call him back. 465 00:35:16,556 --> 00:35:20,219 Excuse me. Do you mind if I spend the night in your trailer tonight? 466 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:23,295 They're painting my apartment, and the fumes are- 467 00:35:23,697 --> 00:35:25,130 No problem. 468 00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:29,335 Look, Linda, you sure you'll be safe down here? 469 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:31,994 Yeah. I can take care of myself. 470 00:35:32,639 --> 00:35:37,008 Hey, that's not bad. Porking her? 471 00:35:38,779 --> 00:35:41,509 I'm a happily married man, Harry. 472 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:44,374 At least, I used to be. 473 00:35:45,052 --> 00:35:48,112 Does this kid look like a fruit to you? 474 00:35:49,723 --> 00:35:52,283 You can't tell these days. 475 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:56,320 I think I'm entitled to be a little concerned here. 476 00:35:56,496 --> 00:35:59,226 I've tried to talk to the wife. She won't listen. 477 00:35:59,399 --> 00:36:03,927 Shit. You never get treated that way with an Oriental woman. 478 00:36:04,104 --> 00:36:06,129 Great sex. 479 00:36:06,306 --> 00:36:07,637 No lip. 480 00:36:07,808 --> 00:36:09,207 I'm married to one. 481 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,139 - Yeah? - Damn right. 482 00:36:11,611 --> 00:36:15,274 I heard this story once from this guy back in New York. 483 00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:19,180 This guy was late for work, and he sees his bus leaving the stop. 484 00:36:19,352 --> 00:36:21,786 His Oriental wife runs into the street... 485 00:36:21,955 --> 00:36:25,288 ...jumps right in front of it and stops it for him. 486 00:36:26,526 --> 00:36:30,087 That's what marriage is all about, you ask me. 487 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:34,726 What happened to the wife? 488 00:36:37,003 --> 00:36:38,231 What? 489 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:41,533 The wife. When she jumped in front of the bus. 490 00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:47,139 You're never gonna get it, are you? 491 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:57,917 I want another chance. My life is a mess without you. 492 00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,854 Yeah, I know. 493 00:37:00,193 --> 00:37:02,525 I'm not ashamed of you. 494 00:37:03,063 --> 00:37:04,860 I'm proud. 495 00:37:05,332 --> 00:37:07,300 I'm gonna tell my parents about you. 496 00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:12,530 I want them to meet you. Their 20th anniversary is at the end of the month. 497 00:37:12,706 --> 00:37:14,640 And what about your father? 498 00:37:14,808 --> 00:37:19,268 I don't care what my father thinks. I know my mom's gonna love you. 499 00:37:22,048 --> 00:37:26,382 Look, just don't say no until you think about it. 500 00:37:59,219 --> 00:38:01,084 Oh, no. 501 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,582 Mr. Bodek. 502 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,752 Mr. Bodek? 503 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:16,124 Mr. Bodek, you can't stay here. You've gotta go. 504 00:38:16,303 --> 00:38:17,793 Oh, God. 505 00:38:18,638 --> 00:38:20,606 Please? Please wake up. 506 00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:25,075 Mom? 507 00:38:26,112 --> 00:38:28,876 What are you doing up? Where's Dad? 508 00:38:29,049 --> 00:38:32,849 - I don't know. We had a fight. - About me? 509 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,884 Mom, I'm sorry. 510 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,793 Don't worry. 511 00:38:41,962 --> 00:38:45,625 You know, I bet he just crashed out on the sofa bed at the office. 512 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,928 Yeah, you're probably right. 513 00:38:53,573 --> 00:38:56,406 - Good night. - Okay, good night. 514 00:39:04,484 --> 00:39:06,349 Oh, Diane... 515 00:39:09,623 --> 00:39:11,420 - Linda! - Mr. Bodek? 516 00:39:11,591 --> 00:39:12,922 What are you doing here? 517 00:39:13,093 --> 00:39:15,527 I told you they're painting my place, remember? 518 00:39:15,695 --> 00:39:20,655 - No! Oh, my head. It's killing- - I'm sorry. 519 00:39:20,834 --> 00:39:24,793 - Linda, we didn't, you know-? - No, you came in here. 520 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,462 - I couldn't even move you. - Thank God! 521 00:39:27,807 --> 00:39:31,470 Listen, nobody will believe that we just slept here. 522 00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:33,806 - Yeah, no- - No, it's okay. 523 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,345 - It's okay. - It's okay. 524 00:39:35,515 --> 00:39:38,245 There's nobody here yet. We're safe. We're safe. 525 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:41,819 We're safe as long as we don't ever let anybody know about this. 526 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,319 - I won't. - Ever. Okay? 527 00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:46,550 - Okay, I won't say a word. I promise. - Okay. 528 00:39:46,793 --> 00:39:48,761 - No! Don't! - Mr. Bodek's office. 529 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:51,188 Linda? 530 00:39:52,799 --> 00:39:54,391 It's your wife! 531 00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:03,204 Hey, Bodek! 532 00:40:04,711 --> 00:40:06,269 Look who's here. 533 00:40:06,646 --> 00:40:09,240 Goofing off on the job, huh? 534 00:40:10,283 --> 00:40:14,242 - What do you want, Jory? - I wanna give you my order, Rander. 535 00:40:18,391 --> 00:40:20,859 I'll have a Taco Macho. 536 00:40:21,895 --> 00:40:24,955 Extra lettuce. Extra cheese. 537 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,962 A large Coke. 538 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,499 And Jenny's phone number. 539 00:40:30,337 --> 00:40:34,034 You'll never get back to school. I might as well get a hop on it. 540 00:40:34,207 --> 00:40:38,576 - Listen, asshole, stay away from her. - Go ahead, no-dick. Take a shot. 541 00:40:38,745 --> 00:40:41,976 Come on, mellow out. Take a number and sit down. 542 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,616 - You just lost your tip. - Geek. 543 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:51,980 Let's see, 9000 plus the 400 you just made, divided by 200... 544 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:56,094 - What are you doing? - Let's see, that's only 43 women. 545 00:41:38,304 --> 00:41:41,569 - Señor Pizza. - It's about time. 546 00:41:49,983 --> 00:41:51,450 Sorry. 547 00:41:52,252 --> 00:41:53,776 Put it down. 548 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:57,216 Not on the plant. 549 00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:06,729 So? 550 00:42:07,667 --> 00:42:09,157 So... 551 00:42:14,307 --> 00:42:16,935 You want me to fix you a drink or something? 552 00:42:17,110 --> 00:42:20,375 If I wanted a drink, I would have hired a bartender. 553 00:42:20,547 --> 00:42:22,674 - Could you help me with this? - Sure. 554 00:42:30,156 --> 00:42:31,680 - Shit. - What's the matter? 555 00:42:31,858 --> 00:42:33,155 Hang on. 556 00:42:36,463 --> 00:42:39,193 Don't move. My lip is caught in the zipper. 557 00:42:39,365 --> 00:42:42,266 - What? - My lip is caught in the zipper. 558 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:44,494 I don't believe this. 559 00:42:45,905 --> 00:42:50,842 Good God! What kind of a professional lover are you? 560 00:42:53,713 --> 00:42:56,375 Just- Just take your clothes off. 561 00:43:41,928 --> 00:43:45,364 - Are you crazy? People can see! - Fine. I want them to. 562 00:43:45,532 --> 00:43:49,298 Look, if something's bothering you, maybe this isn't the best time. 563 00:43:49,469 --> 00:43:53,633 If something's bothering me? Of course something's bothering me! 564 00:43:53,806 --> 00:43:55,671 - Do you know what this is? - Looks- 565 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:57,833 Wrong! It's my husband's beeper. 566 00:43:58,077 --> 00:44:01,604 Have you heard of him? Dr. Reed Palmer? 567 00:44:01,781 --> 00:44:06,741 I thought the son of a bitch was a saint with all his late-night emergency calls. 568 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:12,857 I found out he's been screwing some nympho RN on the graveyard shift! 569 00:44:13,426 --> 00:44:16,452 Hey, hey, come on. Calm down. 570 00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:20,697 You know, two can play at this game. 571 00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:23,563 - You wait till I tell my husband. - Your husband? 572 00:44:23,736 --> 00:44:25,567 - Come on. - You can't do it. 573 00:44:44,857 --> 00:44:46,085 Oh, God. 574 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:51,527 - Is this okay? - Oh, good. It's really good. 575 00:44:51,698 --> 00:44:54,826 - Oh, it feels weird. - Doesn't feel weird to me. 576 00:44:55,001 --> 00:44:57,868 - You sure? - You're great at this. 577 00:44:58,037 --> 00:44:59,436 Thanks. 578 00:45:01,674 --> 00:45:03,266 - Joyce? - Yes? 579 00:45:03,443 --> 00:45:06,606 Now, how did you get my number? 580 00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:10,180 - Oh, at my salon, why? - Your sal-? 581 00:45:12,552 --> 00:45:13,917 I'm sorry. 582 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:16,920 It's all right. I'm a little rusty myself. 583 00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:23,461 - You really like dancing to this stuff? - Yeah, sure. A lot of women do. 584 00:45:24,030 --> 00:45:28,364 You know, if you learned, I bet your clients would really appreciate it. 585 00:45:28,534 --> 00:45:31,332 You know, Reed hasn't taken me dancing- 586 00:45:31,971 --> 00:45:34,235 Since we were in med school. 587 00:45:35,241 --> 00:45:38,210 I know this is probably against your professional code... 588 00:45:38,378 --> 00:45:40,278 ...but can I ask a personal question? 589 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:41,674 Sure. 590 00:45:41,848 --> 00:45:44,840 It's just that this isn't what I imagined. 591 00:45:45,018 --> 00:45:47,782 I was angry, and I wanted to get back at my husband. 592 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,149 And I guess I kind of expected a sort of: 593 00:45:50,323 --> 00:45:52,883 "Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am." 594 00:45:53,059 --> 00:45:55,118 - But you're not like that at all. - No. 595 00:45:57,597 --> 00:46:00,191 Hey, I'm having a great time! 596 00:46:01,668 --> 00:46:03,260 You're worth every penny. 597 00:46:24,924 --> 00:46:26,152 Honey! 598 00:46:27,126 --> 00:46:28,855 I'm home! 599 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,997 We really need to talk, son. 600 00:46:35,968 --> 00:46:37,492 Hi, sweetheart. 601 00:46:37,937 --> 00:46:41,703 Honey, I got you some flowers, and I just thought we could talk- 602 00:46:43,309 --> 00:46:45,573 Two, three, four. 603 00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:50,382 Six, seven, eight. 604 00:47:01,494 --> 00:47:04,156 One, two, three, four. 605 00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:08,400 Five, six, seven. 606 00:47:12,638 --> 00:47:14,230 Hey, son! 607 00:47:14,407 --> 00:47:18,400 Thought you might want to check out the annual football issue. 608 00:47:21,013 --> 00:47:22,571 Look, smell. 609 00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,573 No, smell it. 610 00:47:24,751 --> 00:47:28,551 It's got a nice smell to it. I kind of like it. 611 00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:30,446 Hey, catch! 612 00:47:30,823 --> 00:47:33,155 Hey, you still got it. 613 00:47:38,331 --> 00:47:39,923 Sad. 614 00:47:40,099 --> 00:47:42,067 Really, very sad. 615 00:47:42,602 --> 00:47:44,832 Jen? Yeah. 616 00:47:45,705 --> 00:47:51,337 Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking about what you said back at school. 617 00:47:51,611 --> 00:47:54,808 About how I don't know how to treat a woman. 618 00:47:55,548 --> 00:47:57,038 Well... 619 00:47:57,517 --> 00:47:59,178 ...you're right. 620 00:48:00,987 --> 00:48:02,784 But I am working on it. 621 00:48:03,523 --> 00:48:05,115 Okay, I got it. 622 00:48:18,404 --> 00:48:20,497 Oh, man! 623 00:48:22,141 --> 00:48:23,369 Excuse me. 624 00:48:32,518 --> 00:48:36,921 So how have you been? It's good to see you. Okay... 625 00:48:41,194 --> 00:48:42,491 Sorry. 626 00:48:43,496 --> 00:48:44,758 Excuse me. 627 00:49:14,126 --> 00:49:18,119 This is the best part right here. Get ready for this. 628 00:50:12,585 --> 00:50:15,679 I tried EST, and I shared all that I could. 629 00:50:15,855 --> 00:50:17,413 Then I bought the crystals. 630 00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:21,583 Finally, I tried channeling, so I find out who I am 1000 years ago. 631 00:50:21,761 --> 00:50:24,093 But I need to know who I am today. 632 00:50:46,686 --> 00:50:50,417 And don't forget to order extra anchovy. 633 00:52:11,704 --> 00:52:14,537 Please think about coming over to my parents'... 634 00:52:14,707 --> 00:52:16,800 ...for the anniversary next week. 635 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,644 Come on. At least pick up the phone. 636 00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:23,047 Okay. 637 00:52:23,516 --> 00:52:25,484 But I still love you. 638 00:52:25,818 --> 00:52:27,251 Bye-bye. 639 00:52:37,563 --> 00:52:39,793 So how are we doing? 640 00:52:39,965 --> 00:52:43,332 Well, less expenses, which is... 641 00:52:43,502 --> 00:52:46,596 - ... $6879.32. - Hey, that's not bad. 642 00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:50,469 It's gonna get a lot better too. We now take all major credit cards. 643 00:52:50,643 --> 00:52:51,940 - What? - Oh, come on. 644 00:52:52,111 --> 00:52:54,272 These women haven't touched cash in years. 645 00:52:54,447 --> 00:52:58,781 Now they don't have to go to the bank or explain mysterious withdrawals. 646 00:52:58,951 --> 00:53:00,179 There'll be a record. 647 00:53:00,352 --> 00:53:03,014 Charged to Señor Pizza. The bridge club ordered in. 648 00:53:03,189 --> 00:53:05,623 - I don't like it. - I do the books at the store. 649 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:06,815 Who's gonna know? 650 00:53:06,992 --> 00:53:09,586 Hold on, let me just get- 651 00:53:09,762 --> 00:53:11,662 Looks good. 652 00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,734 Stop it. 653 00:53:28,681 --> 00:53:30,546 Don't stop. 654 00:54:11,090 --> 00:54:12,682 - Hi. - Hi. 655 00:54:12,858 --> 00:54:16,555 Señor Pizza, with extra anchovies. 656 00:54:16,729 --> 00:54:19,197 Great. Right here is fine. 657 00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:22,800 Right here? 658 00:54:25,538 --> 00:54:27,301 Well, sure. 659 00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:33,672 Leslie! Julie! 660 00:54:33,879 --> 00:54:35,676 Come on, kids! Pizza's here. 661 00:54:35,848 --> 00:54:37,406 Get the extra anchovies, Mom? 662 00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:39,778 Well, I sure did. Come on. 663 00:54:45,224 --> 00:54:46,919 So you did these, huh? 664 00:54:47,259 --> 00:54:50,422 - What are they, mountains? - Anatomical landscapes. 665 00:54:50,596 --> 00:54:53,531 That one's a shoulder. That one is a neck. 666 00:54:53,699 --> 00:54:56,497 That's a bicep, the one with the egg there. 667 00:54:56,735 --> 00:54:58,032 Another shoulder. 668 00:54:58,204 --> 00:55:01,332 - So these are all parts of a guy? - They're my husband. 669 00:55:01,574 --> 00:55:05,806 He's a bodybuilder. Mr. California Olympian '84. 670 00:55:08,881 --> 00:55:12,180 So does he still look like that? 671 00:55:12,618 --> 00:55:16,019 No. He's much bigger now. 672 00:55:17,656 --> 00:55:19,419 Look, maybe I shouldn't be here. 673 00:55:19,592 --> 00:55:24,894 Don't worry. He won't be home for hours. He's into private instruction. 674 00:55:25,364 --> 00:55:27,696 Very private. 675 00:55:30,469 --> 00:55:32,130 I'm sorry. 676 00:55:32,838 --> 00:55:36,706 All day, he works on starlets with little Barbie-doll hard bodies. 677 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,140 Why should he want to come home to this? 678 00:55:39,311 --> 00:55:41,006 I would come home. 679 00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:46,982 No, you should see these girls. All they do is eat kelp and drink spritzers. 680 00:55:47,319 --> 00:55:49,810 And here I am with my cigarette and my drink. 681 00:55:50,022 --> 00:55:53,389 I can't help it if I like a shot of tequila once in a while. 682 00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:56,494 I like actual food, not fiber. 683 00:55:56,662 --> 00:56:01,861 Fuck fiber. I want grease, red meat. I got pork chops hidden in the freezer. 684 00:56:03,002 --> 00:56:08,099 And my husband's in the perfect-body business. It's like a joke. 685 00:56:08,641 --> 00:56:11,269 - Maybe he likes you the way you are. - Yeah, right. 686 00:56:11,443 --> 00:56:14,935 Wanna see what he got me for my birthday? 687 00:56:19,184 --> 00:56:20,811 Is that, like, a hint or what? 688 00:56:21,687 --> 00:56:24,747 Well, I don't think that was a hint. 689 00:56:26,525 --> 00:56:30,757 - Okay, smile. - Oh, no. Please. Please. 690 00:56:31,297 --> 00:56:34,494 National Cellulite Contest isn't until next week, okay? 691 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:36,130 That's good. 692 00:56:37,269 --> 00:56:40,136 Smile. Oh, so sexy. 693 00:56:46,412 --> 00:56:48,437 - Yes. And how foolish- - Great. 694 00:56:48,647 --> 00:56:51,343 Okay, relax and releasing into the photo experience. 695 00:56:51,517 --> 00:56:54,543 And breathe and say yes to the photo experience. 696 00:56:56,855 --> 00:56:59,722 Don't make me look vulnerable. Forbidden quality. 697 00:56:59,892 --> 00:57:01,723 Certain dignity. Anything? 698 00:57:07,166 --> 00:57:10,658 - A pastrami burrito, nachos alfredo- - Hey! 699 00:57:10,836 --> 00:57:12,701 A Diet Coke. 700 00:57:16,842 --> 00:57:18,400 Randy Bodek? 701 00:57:20,713 --> 00:57:22,738 You been messing with my wife? 702 00:57:31,390 --> 00:57:33,551 Multiple fractures, internal hemorrhaging. 703 00:57:33,726 --> 00:57:36,752 - We need immediate x-rays. - It's too late for that! 704 00:57:45,738 --> 00:57:48,366 We've got to open him right up. 705 00:57:51,110 --> 00:57:52,805 Whatever you say, Dr. Palmer. 706 00:57:52,978 --> 00:57:56,277 - Dr. Palmer. Dr. Reed Palmer? - That's right, Randy. 707 00:57:58,784 --> 00:58:00,775 I believe you know my wife. 708 00:58:01,954 --> 00:58:03,421 No anesthetic! 709 00:58:09,628 --> 00:58:13,758 - We need 12 units of BHT. - And we need a bucket for the blood. 710 00:58:15,768 --> 00:58:19,226 - All right, flash cards, everybody. - Flash cards in place. 711 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,579 - Hello? - Hi, honey! 712 00:58:36,822 --> 00:58:38,187 Joe. 713 00:58:39,091 --> 00:58:43,050 - Is it raining? - Yeah, we got a shower going here. 714 00:58:45,764 --> 00:58:47,061 Joe, who was that? 715 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:51,625 - Think you could foot the bill? - He couldn't handle the two of us. 716 00:58:51,804 --> 00:58:53,465 Oh, just a couple of hookers. 717 00:58:54,206 --> 00:58:56,106 Look, I don't know what time- 718 00:59:13,459 --> 00:59:16,087 Well, I can't find anything physically wrong. 719 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:19,788 Joyce, I'm not making this up. I have pains in my chest. 720 00:59:19,965 --> 00:59:21,762 I know you're not making this up. 721 00:59:21,967 --> 00:59:23,992 I think it's caused from stress. 722 00:59:24,203 --> 00:59:27,866 Have you been upset or had emotional problems lately? 723 00:59:30,976 --> 00:59:33,809 I can't believe it, right before our 20th anniversary. 724 00:59:33,979 --> 00:59:37,039 How am I going to get through that party when I know? 725 00:59:38,884 --> 00:59:41,375 And it isn't just his secretary. 726 00:59:41,553 --> 00:59:44,147 This time, he admitted he was with hookers. 727 00:59:44,389 --> 00:59:47,517 And I swear, the son of a bitch called from a shower stall. 728 00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:52,287 Well, at least my husband has the brains to invent some excuse. 729 00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,432 I mean, we had our ups and downs... 730 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,795 ...just like everybody else. 731 00:59:58,003 --> 01:00:01,131 But we were happy. I know we were. 732 01:00:01,773 --> 01:00:03,638 How about sexually? 733 01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:08,109 Great. Great, you know, until recently. 734 01:00:08,847 --> 01:00:10,838 Oh, God, it's all my fault. 735 01:00:11,016 --> 01:00:13,849 That your husband is having affairs? Diane. 736 01:00:14,019 --> 01:00:17,011 Joyce! What am I gonna do? 737 01:00:17,589 --> 01:00:19,318 I know what you're going through. 738 01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:21,823 Believe me, I know what you're going through. 739 01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:24,955 What is that? A prescription? 740 01:00:25,731 --> 01:00:27,255 Kind of. 741 01:00:33,438 --> 01:00:35,235 Penny for them? 742 01:00:35,574 --> 01:00:36,871 Nothing. 743 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:42,046 - I've been having nightmares. - About what? 744 01:00:42,214 --> 01:00:44,774 - Husbands. - Me too. 745 01:00:44,950 --> 01:00:48,477 No. I mean, like, maybe I shouldn't be doing this. 746 01:00:48,787 --> 01:00:50,311 Randy. 747 01:00:50,756 --> 01:00:53,725 - Nobody's going to find out. - Yeah, well. 748 01:00:53,992 --> 01:00:55,960 - You parked in the back, right? - Yeah. 749 01:00:56,128 --> 01:01:00,758 Besides, Harry never comes home. He's downtown all day. Every day. 750 01:01:02,968 --> 01:01:04,560 Kyoko? 751 01:01:05,571 --> 01:01:07,539 God, it's Harry! 752 01:01:12,678 --> 01:01:14,145 Pumpkin! 753 01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:16,374 Where you at? 754 01:01:17,182 --> 01:01:18,774 - Harry. - I don't believe it. 755 01:01:18,951 --> 01:01:23,752 I got 1000 crates of those talking robots, sitting on the dock! 756 01:01:25,657 --> 01:01:28,319 I just find out I lost a week on the warehouse. 757 01:01:28,493 --> 01:01:29,755 Oh, no. 758 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,454 City forgot to inform us... 759 01:01:32,631 --> 01:01:36,328 ...there's a little water main that goes right through my goddamn lot. 760 01:01:36,501 --> 01:01:38,662 - I'm so sorry. - That doesn't help. 761 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:49,179 I'll get you something to eat. Are you hungry? 762 01:01:49,348 --> 01:01:52,511 Wish I could take a bath in the middle of the afternoon. 763 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,393 Harry. 764 01:02:02,928 --> 01:02:04,418 Harry. 765 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,668 I know something's wrong. 766 01:02:21,913 --> 01:02:24,404 You've been acting strange for weeks. 767 01:02:24,716 --> 01:02:26,843 You've been too freaking cheerful. 768 01:02:34,192 --> 01:02:36,956 I always use rose petals in my bath. 769 01:02:37,229 --> 01:02:38,821 Since when? 770 01:02:43,168 --> 01:02:44,465 Harry. 771 01:02:45,003 --> 01:02:46,903 Let me fix you a drink. 772 01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,611 Intruder! Intruder! 773 01:02:53,779 --> 01:02:55,770 Trespasser! Trespasser! 774 01:02:55,947 --> 01:02:58,973 Bad boy! Bad boy! 775 01:02:59,151 --> 01:03:01,346 Very bad! Very bad boy! 776 01:03:05,590 --> 01:03:07,990 I'm pissed on you! 777 01:03:08,527 --> 01:03:10,586 Pissed on you, boy! 778 01:03:10,762 --> 01:03:12,923 Hey, is somebody up there? 779 01:03:13,098 --> 01:03:14,690 Of course not. 780 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:17,362 Don't you want your gin and tonic? 781 01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:19,231 Harry. 782 01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:23,738 Baby, baby, baby. What's the matter? Why are you crying? 783 01:03:45,797 --> 01:03:47,856 Intruder alert! Trespasser! 784 01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:50,391 Intruder alert! 785 01:03:50,569 --> 01:03:52,730 Intruder alert! Trespasser! 786 01:03:55,774 --> 01:03:58,709 Trespasser! Bad boy! 787 01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:01,402 Bad dude! Bad dude! 788 01:04:05,016 --> 01:04:08,474 Those things go off all the time! Face it, Harry. They're junk. 789 01:04:08,653 --> 01:04:11,781 Junk! Harry Bruckner does not buy junk! 790 01:04:12,324 --> 01:04:15,259 Now, where is your guy? He's in there, huh? 791 01:04:17,496 --> 01:04:19,293 Your storeroom. How should I know? 792 01:04:19,464 --> 01:04:21,159 Never mind. 793 01:04:21,333 --> 01:04:24,302 There's other ways of finding out who your guy is. 794 01:04:24,469 --> 01:04:29,236 Probably one of your old boyfriends. There's the one from Yokohama... 795 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:44,388 Harry! 796 01:04:45,123 --> 01:04:48,581 - You have no right! - Right! 797 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,820 Well, he's not here now. But he was here today, wasn't he? 798 01:04:51,997 --> 01:04:55,433 Mr. Rose-on-the-Pillow. Let me see that. 799 01:04:58,403 --> 01:05:02,840 Two-hour appointment with Dr. Palmer this morning. House call. Right? 800 01:05:03,008 --> 01:05:06,808 I knew that son of a bitch was porking his patients. I knew it! 801 01:05:08,346 --> 01:05:10,007 Goodbye, Harry. 802 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:16,481 Relax, Mr. Chapman. 803 01:05:16,655 --> 01:05:19,215 You're in good hands with Dr. Palmer. 804 01:05:19,391 --> 01:05:21,916 Haven't had any complaints yet. 805 01:05:22,093 --> 01:05:23,321 Have we, Darlene? 806 01:05:23,695 --> 01:05:26,289 Son of a bitch! 807 01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:29,832 You son of a bitch! 808 01:05:34,339 --> 01:05:35,966 Move it! Get out of my way! 809 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:39,599 I didn't know Darlene was married. She never told me. 810 01:05:40,312 --> 01:05:42,906 Who the hell is Darlene? 811 01:05:51,456 --> 01:05:54,425 - Fred Astaire tipped me off. - What? 812 01:05:54,759 --> 01:05:56,488 Joyce used to love to go dancing. 813 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:59,289 Something was up when I saw those old records out. 814 01:05:59,464 --> 01:06:03,195 - The roses in her dresser were the- - Roses. You too? 815 01:06:03,368 --> 01:06:05,336 This guy's got some line of bullshit. 816 01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:07,563 How come you didn't give it to her then? 817 01:06:07,739 --> 01:06:10,572 I don't know. I'd been fooling around with Darlene. 818 01:06:10,742 --> 01:06:13,836 - I figured maybe it was only fair. - Bullshit. 819 01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:17,072 Right! Bullshit! 820 01:06:18,950 --> 01:06:20,850 There. There it is. Right there. 821 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:24,352 See, I noticed she gets these roses every Tuesday. 822 01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:26,821 That's the day this joker comes by. 823 01:06:26,992 --> 01:06:29,222 Personal fitness trainer. 824 01:06:30,128 --> 01:06:32,562 Let's get that bastard. 825 01:06:37,402 --> 01:06:40,166 Come on out here! 826 01:06:40,338 --> 01:06:43,466 You have been porking my wife! 827 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:52,741 I see them moving around in there. Come on out, little weasel! 828 01:06:56,521 --> 01:06:58,682 All right. 829 01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:14,998 Great! This is all I need. 830 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,772 You guys are robbing my house. 831 01:07:17,943 --> 01:07:20,275 My wife's having an affair. 832 01:07:21,146 --> 01:07:22,613 What the hell? 833 01:07:23,481 --> 01:07:25,176 Go ahead. 834 01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:27,783 Buddy? 835 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,179 Big, big buddy? 836 01:07:31,690 --> 01:07:34,284 Your wife is having an affair? 837 01:07:54,379 --> 01:07:57,542 "Extra anchovies." 838 01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:10,860 - Randy, what is wrong? - Tony. 839 01:08:11,029 --> 01:08:15,193 A lot of these girls you've been seeing, they've got boyfriends, don't they? 840 01:08:15,367 --> 01:08:18,996 - Of course. Husbands sometimes. - Well, have any of them found out... 841 01:08:19,170 --> 01:08:21,661 - ... and came after you or anything? - Of course. 842 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:26,072 In Genova, a husband come after me with a butcher knife. 843 01:08:26,244 --> 01:08:31,238 We fight. We fight, and I hit him to the ground. I bite his ear off. 844 01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:33,145 He don't bother me no more. 845 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,649 Great. 846 01:08:34,819 --> 01:08:37,583 Wilshire Motel? Extra anchovies? No problem. Enjoy- 847 01:08:37,756 --> 01:08:41,817 No, no! There's a husband out there who wants to kill me. I wanna retire! 848 01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:43,460 - Hold it! - What? 849 01:08:43,628 --> 01:08:48,088 Listen, you're exactly one romantic interlude away from the jackpot. 850 01:08:48,266 --> 01:08:51,565 - One? - Do you have one left in you? One! 851 01:08:52,203 --> 01:08:53,795 One. One, yes. 852 01:08:53,972 --> 01:08:56,099 Forty-three! Seventy-six, hike. Go! 853 01:09:17,896 --> 01:09:21,593 Here you go, Mrs. Smith, Room 214. Other side of the pool. 854 01:09:21,766 --> 01:09:23,563 Thank you. 855 01:09:41,519 --> 01:09:42,747 Hello? 856 01:09:43,788 --> 01:09:45,756 Are you Sal? 857 01:09:47,158 --> 01:09:49,422 - Yeah. - I'm Jenny. 858 01:09:49,594 --> 01:09:52,757 Oh, Randy's Jenny? I thought you were in Santa Barbara. 859 01:09:52,931 --> 01:09:55,263 Randy invited me to his parents' party. 860 01:09:55,433 --> 01:09:58,834 - I thought you guys broke up. - Well, we did but... 861 01:09:59,504 --> 01:10:01,938 He's not seeing anybody else, is he? 862 01:10:02,474 --> 01:10:05,910 - Seeing? No. - He's seeing somebody else. 863 01:10:06,077 --> 01:10:09,171 No, he's not! Trust me. He's gonna die when he sees you. 864 01:10:09,347 --> 01:10:11,212 Why don't you have something to eat. 865 01:10:11,382 --> 01:10:12,644 Fine. I'll... 866 01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:15,443 I'll have a Pizza Loco. 867 01:10:15,620 --> 01:10:17,315 Like extra anchovies on that? 868 01:10:17,856 --> 01:10:19,084 No. Does anybody? 869 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:22,624 Are you kidding? Oh, yeah. It's the hottest item all summer. 870 01:10:22,794 --> 01:10:25,490 It's kind of a female thing around here. 871 01:10:41,079 --> 01:10:43,206 555-8411. 872 01:10:43,381 --> 01:10:49,013 Yeah, hello, look. I called earlier to order the pizzas with extra anchovy. 873 01:10:50,388 --> 01:10:52,879 - Wilshire Motel? - Yeah, that's right. I'm sorry. 874 01:10:53,057 --> 01:10:54,957 I'm gonna have to cancel that order. 875 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:56,684 Too late. It's on its way. 876 01:11:00,031 --> 01:11:02,499 I'm afraid you don't understand. 877 01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:06,262 You see, I don't think I can eat the anchovies. 878 01:11:06,437 --> 01:11:07,961 I'm a married woman. 879 01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:10,699 For all I care, you can throw it out the window. 880 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,366 You order it, you pay! 881 01:11:13,545 --> 01:11:15,137 No! Hello! 882 01:11:25,356 --> 01:11:28,291 Ice. Get some ice. 883 01:11:46,211 --> 01:11:47,940 Hello? 884 01:12:02,994 --> 01:12:04,325 Hello? 885 01:12:36,294 --> 01:12:38,262 Last one. 886 01:13:12,497 --> 01:13:14,397 Hey, hey, come here. 887 01:13:20,705 --> 01:13:23,868 Bring the little fish. Okay. Good, good. Come on! Come on! 888 01:13:25,543 --> 01:13:27,534 Okay, okay. Look out! Move over! 889 01:13:31,182 --> 01:13:34,777 - Mommy, can I have a piece of pizza? - Maybe later. 890 01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:37,978 Somebody in there? 891 01:13:40,425 --> 01:13:41,858 Hello? 892 01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:56,831 Bye! 893 01:14:05,350 --> 01:14:07,682 Hey, Jen. All right. 894 01:14:07,852 --> 01:14:09,843 Jory. How are you? 895 01:14:10,021 --> 01:14:12,216 - You're looking good- - Someone called. 896 01:14:12,390 --> 01:14:15,223 - Your mom's been in an accident. - Good. 897 01:14:15,393 --> 01:14:16,690 She's in the hospital! 898 01:14:17,228 --> 01:14:19,458 Get out of my face, will you? 899 01:14:19,630 --> 01:14:22,190 Tell her why you don't want me to talk to her. 900 01:14:22,367 --> 01:14:23,925 Go ahead. Tell her. 901 01:14:24,102 --> 01:14:27,902 Tell her Randy's making it with some lady old enough to be my mother. 902 01:14:28,072 --> 01:14:30,905 Come on, Jen. Let's get out of here. 903 01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:40,541 Hey, Tony! I'm sorry to interrupt, but I need a really- 904 01:14:40,718 --> 01:14:42,618 I need a really big favor. 905 01:14:42,787 --> 01:14:44,482 Randy, what is wrong now? 906 01:14:44,655 --> 01:14:47,886 You gotta deliver this to the Wilshire Motel, Room 214. 907 01:14:48,459 --> 01:14:51,622 But it is all broken. The tip will be very small. 908 01:14:51,796 --> 01:14:53,320 Don't worry about the tip. 909 01:14:53,498 --> 01:14:56,092 You gotta tell the woman that you're very sorry. 910 01:14:56,267 --> 01:14:59,862 There are no more anchovies. She should go home and forget about it. 911 01:15:00,038 --> 01:15:03,405 - But we have many anchovies. - Yeah, I know. Just do it. 912 01:15:03,574 --> 01:15:05,439 Okay. 913 01:15:11,349 --> 01:15:13,783 You son of a bitch! 914 01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:17,178 Listen, man, I tried to tell her. She wouldn't listen! 915 01:15:17,355 --> 01:15:19,983 How could you? What kind of amoral chump are you? 916 01:15:20,158 --> 01:15:23,992 - I wouldn't call it amoral. - It's the sickest thing I've ever heard! 917 01:15:24,162 --> 01:15:27,029 Oh, come on. I tried to cover for you. I honestly did. 918 01:15:27,198 --> 01:15:29,632 Then Jory got to her. 919 01:15:30,601 --> 01:15:32,159 Jory got to my mother? 920 01:15:32,336 --> 01:15:33,860 - God! That is aw- - No! 921 01:15:34,038 --> 01:15:35,801 - Jenny! - Jenny? 922 01:15:35,973 --> 01:15:37,201 - She's here? - Yes. 923 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:38,967 Where is she? What did she say? 924 01:15:39,143 --> 01:15:42,704 Does she want to get back together? This is great. 925 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,440 Not, not really. 926 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,865 Hello, I- 927 01:16:08,239 --> 01:16:11,936 If you say another word, I swear to God, I'll lose my nerve. 928 01:16:18,182 --> 01:16:20,150 - Diane! - No. Dad? 929 01:16:20,318 --> 01:16:22,445 - Did a girl named Jenny call? - No. 930 01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:26,613 Son, I think your mother is gonna divorce me. 931 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:29,954 - What? - I think your mother has left. 932 01:16:30,128 --> 01:16:33,427 - You mean she's not back yet? - Back from where? 933 01:16:34,365 --> 01:16:37,562 - From wherever she went. - No. 934 01:16:37,735 --> 01:16:39,202 And tonight of all nights. 935 01:16:39,370 --> 01:16:41,531 At a party where every person we know... 936 01:16:41,706 --> 01:16:44,971 ...is gonna watch a marriage of 20 years go down the tube. 937 01:16:45,143 --> 01:16:47,077 - No! - Yes. 938 01:16:47,245 --> 01:16:49,475 - I bet she went to Tiki Joe's. - Tiki Joe's? 939 01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:52,707 To check on the last-minute details. You know how she gets! 940 01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:55,375 - I'm gonna stop her. - What? 941 01:16:55,686 --> 01:16:59,588 Help her. While you get ready to go. Okay! Oh, good. 942 01:17:01,559 --> 01:17:03,424 Get ready! 943 01:17:13,638 --> 01:17:15,902 You are very beautiful. 944 01:17:18,042 --> 01:17:20,101 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 945 01:17:20,278 --> 01:17:21,939 I thought I could. 946 01:17:22,113 --> 01:17:24,775 - But I just can't. - I have respect for this. 947 01:17:24,949 --> 01:17:27,850 Oh, well, thank you. That's very nice of you. 948 01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:32,080 - You are not cheap and easy. - No. I tried, but it's just not me. 949 01:17:32,256 --> 01:17:34,918 - Forget pizza. I buy you real dinner. - No. 950 01:17:35,092 --> 01:17:36,753 Dinner and a movie. 951 01:17:36,928 --> 01:17:39,123 - No. Thank you, no. - I pay! 952 01:17:39,297 --> 01:17:42,095 No! Look, I don't want to sleep with you or date you. 953 01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:44,291 I just want to leave now. 954 01:17:44,468 --> 01:17:48,234 - You mean, you say no to me? - Yes, I say no and goodbye. 955 01:17:48,406 --> 01:17:51,807 - You cannot leave. - Oh, $200 dollars, right? 956 01:17:52,043 --> 01:17:55,137 No, it's $ 12.50. I give you coupon discount. 957 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,810 You give coupons? 958 01:17:57,982 --> 01:18:00,177 Not for everyone. A privilege. 959 01:18:00,351 --> 01:18:02,683 You are not the regular American woman. 960 01:18:02,853 --> 01:18:05,253 And I am not the regular delivery boy. 961 01:18:05,423 --> 01:18:07,755 Oh, my God. You're not? 962 01:18:07,925 --> 01:18:09,984 No. He asked me to come here... 963 01:18:10,161 --> 01:18:12,459 ...and say we have no more anchovies. 964 01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:14,825 But I cannot lie to you, my darling. 965 01:18:14,999 --> 01:18:18,230 - I have many anchovies for you- - Oh, no! No! Please! 966 01:18:18,402 --> 01:18:20,461 Oh, this is a horrible mistake. I'm so- 967 01:18:20,638 --> 01:18:23,732 Oh, my God! Oh, you're just some- Oh, my God! 968 01:18:23,908 --> 01:18:26,741 You cannot not leave. Wait! 969 01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:30,142 My anniversary party. Oh, Joe's already there. 970 01:18:30,314 --> 01:18:32,908 Oh, God! All those people! 971 01:18:41,325 --> 01:18:42,587 Wait! 972 01:18:47,665 --> 01:18:49,530 - I'm such a jerk. - Come on, Jenny. 973 01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:54,728 I was so stupid to come here without calling first. What was I thinking? 974 01:18:54,905 --> 01:18:57,635 I hate to say it, but the guy never appreciated you. 975 01:18:57,808 --> 01:18:59,935 I was just starting to get over him too. 976 01:19:00,111 --> 01:19:02,602 Jen, don't be so hard on yourself. 977 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:05,613 I mean, so you made a mistake. Big deal. 978 01:19:05,783 --> 01:19:07,478 You're a terrific person. 979 01:19:07,652 --> 01:19:12,146 You have everything going for you. Hey, come on. 980 01:19:12,323 --> 01:19:14,587 Onward and upward, right? 981 01:19:14,759 --> 01:19:16,124 Yeah. 982 01:19:16,294 --> 01:19:18,990 Yeah, I guess, I- 983 01:19:19,163 --> 01:19:21,290 - Jory! - You know, we'd be good together. 984 01:19:21,465 --> 01:19:23,228 - Get off me! - We both need it. 985 01:19:23,401 --> 01:19:24,663 Get off! 986 01:19:25,236 --> 01:19:26,533 Stop! 987 01:19:34,578 --> 01:19:37,570 Stop! Stop! 988 01:19:37,748 --> 01:19:39,238 Thank you so much. 989 01:19:39,417 --> 01:19:43,319 You have just saved my life. This guy was... 990 01:19:45,856 --> 01:19:48,848 - No funny cash withdrawals. - Me neither. 991 01:19:49,026 --> 01:19:51,586 Sleazeball's a pro. He's gotta be paid somehow. 992 01:19:51,762 --> 01:19:54,595 - Well, he wouldn't accept credit cards. - Hold it. 993 01:19:54,765 --> 01:19:59,668 I've got three charges for deliveries from someplace called Señor Pizza. 994 01:20:00,638 --> 01:20:01,866 So? 995 01:20:02,039 --> 01:20:05,873 Sold for 200 bucks a pop. And Monica hates pizza. 996 01:20:07,912 --> 01:20:09,971 Wait a minute. 997 01:20:10,147 --> 01:20:12,741 - I got five of those. - Oh, no. 998 01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:17,751 No, Jesus Christ! 999 01:20:35,306 --> 01:20:37,740 - I love you! - Go away! 1000 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:43,571 - Are you crazy? You'll be killed! - I don't care. 1001 01:20:43,748 --> 01:20:46,148 - I will die for your love! - Move your hand! 1002 01:20:46,317 --> 01:20:48,478 - I love you! - Move that hand! 1003 01:20:48,652 --> 01:20:50,142 I love you! 1004 01:20:57,928 --> 01:21:01,694 He's probably some young beach-boy stud. With a name like Jason... 1005 01:21:01,866 --> 01:21:03,857 Yeah, some poetry-reading wimp. 1006 01:21:04,034 --> 01:21:07,333 Whoever he is, he's gonna get his face stomped. 1007 01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:24,817 - Where's Tony? - Tony? 1008 01:21:24,989 --> 01:21:28,720 He never came back from his break. Sal's on delivery. I'm all alone. 1009 01:21:28,893 --> 01:21:32,158 - Randy? - Jenny. 1010 01:21:34,799 --> 01:21:36,664 You look different. 1011 01:21:37,067 --> 01:21:39,160 Since when do you notice that? 1012 01:21:40,237 --> 01:21:42,535 I see you've changed your style. 1013 01:21:42,706 --> 01:21:45,971 Oh, yes, I have. 1014 01:21:52,817 --> 01:21:55,513 - I missed you. - Did you? 1015 01:21:56,387 --> 01:21:58,252 Yes. 1016 01:21:59,190 --> 01:22:01,454 You bitch! Nobody plays with me like that- 1017 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,616 - Leave her alone! - You and me, bozo! 1018 01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:05,421 All right! Outside! Outside! 1019 01:22:05,596 --> 01:22:07,689 Take it outside! Come on. Come on. 1020 01:22:13,037 --> 01:22:15,835 - Don't do this. - Jenny, stay out of it. 1021 01:22:20,578 --> 01:22:23,741 - No watches and no rings. - No chains. 1022 01:22:23,914 --> 01:22:27,475 It's got extra everything. Sausages and the jalapeño peppers- 1023 01:22:27,918 --> 01:22:30,182 Where's your delivery guy? 1024 01:22:31,255 --> 01:22:33,723 Out... Out back. 1025 01:22:33,891 --> 01:22:36,689 Where you going? Hey, wait a minute. Where you-? 1026 01:22:36,861 --> 01:22:38,158 Come on, come on. 1027 01:22:38,329 --> 01:22:41,890 - Randy, can we just get out of here? - This is something I gotta do. 1028 01:22:42,066 --> 01:22:44,864 What are you, chicken? What are you waiting for? 1029 01:22:46,237 --> 01:22:47,465 Jeez! 1030 01:22:47,638 --> 01:22:49,230 Hey, wait! Wait! 1031 01:22:49,406 --> 01:22:51,636 You're Joe Bodek's son! 1032 01:22:52,409 --> 01:22:53,706 Yeah. 1033 01:22:53,878 --> 01:22:55,937 Okay. All right. 1034 01:22:56,113 --> 01:22:58,206 I'm Randy Bodek. 1035 01:22:58,382 --> 01:23:01,545 Hey, what is this? Leave him alone! It's not him. 1036 01:23:02,019 --> 01:23:04,180 He's a homo! 1037 01:23:07,558 --> 01:23:10,220 All right, Bodek. You ready to get your ass kicked? 1038 01:23:17,034 --> 01:23:18,797 Oh, no. 1039 01:23:20,571 --> 01:23:22,402 I'm talking to him. 1040 01:23:30,814 --> 01:23:34,807 Your stud days are over, pretty boy! 1041 01:23:42,693 --> 01:23:43,921 Right in the face! 1042 01:23:55,205 --> 01:23:57,196 Okay, let's go! 1043 01:24:01,512 --> 01:24:05,471 - What is going on? - It's a long story. 1044 01:24:11,155 --> 01:24:13,988 Your luggage, pal. Luggage! 1045 01:24:17,361 --> 01:24:19,921 - Cocktail, Mr. Bodek? - Yeah, why not? 1046 01:24:24,335 --> 01:24:26,667 Hi. How y'all doing? 1047 01:24:32,843 --> 01:24:36,506 Hey, Joe, congratulations. Where's the better half? 1048 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,409 Wish I knew. 1049 01:24:49,693 --> 01:24:52,025 Oh, my God! 1050 01:25:36,774 --> 01:25:38,833 What do you think of your lover-boy now? 1051 01:25:39,009 --> 01:25:42,103 He's delivered his last pizza around here. 1052 01:25:43,213 --> 01:25:44,646 Who is this? 1053 01:25:45,049 --> 01:25:48,246 Pizza? Looking for the guy who delivers pizza? 1054 01:25:50,187 --> 01:25:53,486 Well, it wasn't exactly how I planned to spend my summer. 1055 01:25:54,391 --> 01:25:55,619 Just happened. 1056 01:25:58,328 --> 01:25:59,920 You hate me? 1057 01:26:00,898 --> 01:26:04,698 How am I supposed to feel, knowing that you slept with all those women? 1058 01:26:04,868 --> 01:26:08,201 Well, see, the weird thing is, I didn't sleep with all of them. 1059 01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:10,966 They wanted somebody to make them feel special. 1060 01:26:11,141 --> 01:26:12,665 Come on. 1061 01:26:14,978 --> 01:26:18,607 There are a lot of women out there who don't believe in love anymore. 1062 01:26:19,450 --> 01:26:23,284 You know, all they wanted was a little romance and a little respect. 1063 01:26:23,454 --> 01:26:26,048 So I tried to give them what they missed. 1064 01:26:27,124 --> 01:26:28,716 You did all this for them? 1065 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:32,259 No! I did it because I had to pay my own tuition. 1066 01:26:33,263 --> 01:26:34,855 You know. 1067 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,799 Because I had to get back to you. 1068 01:26:39,303 --> 01:26:42,898 And how would you feel if I said: 1069 01:26:43,774 --> 01:26:46,902 "I slept with all these guys this summer, but, hey... 1070 01:26:47,578 --> 01:26:49,512 ...I did it for you"? 1071 01:26:52,249 --> 01:26:54,308 I'd hate it. 1072 01:26:55,619 --> 01:26:58,315 Just take me to the bus station. 1073 01:26:59,356 --> 01:27:01,051 Okay. 1074 01:27:01,992 --> 01:27:04,654 - I just have to make one stop first. - Where? 1075 01:27:04,828 --> 01:27:07,854 Well, I gotta save my parents' marriage. 1076 01:27:27,084 --> 01:27:28,346 Hey! 1077 01:27:29,853 --> 01:27:31,844 That woman nuts? 1078 01:27:32,022 --> 01:27:33,785 That's my mother! 1079 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,822 - Hello. Diane? - Hi, hi, hi. 1080 01:27:46,770 --> 01:27:48,032 - Randy! - Eyes front. 1081 01:27:48,972 --> 01:27:50,633 Hey! 1082 01:27:53,744 --> 01:27:56,645 - Who was that? - I'm okay. I'm okay. 1083 01:28:01,718 --> 01:28:03,310 Joe! 1084 01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:05,580 Oh, Joe! Oh, Joe! 1085 01:28:09,092 --> 01:28:11,652 - Joe, I'm so sorry. - No, honey, I am so sorry. 1086 01:28:11,829 --> 01:28:14,491 - I am so sorry. - Later, Linda. 1087 01:28:14,665 --> 01:28:17,259 - See, your husband- - No problem, Linda. Okay? 1088 01:28:17,434 --> 01:28:19,868 - Go away. Go away! Go away! - Joe. 1089 01:28:20,037 --> 01:28:22,835 Okay. Okay. 1090 01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:25,670 Hi, I'm Brad. Frosty beverage? 1091 01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:27,174 No. No frosty beverage. 1092 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:28,606 - Thank you. - Okay. 1093 01:28:29,746 --> 01:28:31,543 Look out! 1094 01:28:35,652 --> 01:28:38,052 So this is the man who stands between us. 1095 01:28:38,222 --> 01:28:41,055 Tony! Tony! What are you doing here? 1096 01:28:41,225 --> 01:28:43,489 - I need to speak with you. - But- 1097 01:28:43,660 --> 01:28:45,719 Now look, I've been thinking this over. 1098 01:28:45,896 --> 01:28:47,261 - I'm your father. - I know. 1099 01:28:47,431 --> 01:28:51,527 You're my son and I love you, and it's really okay that you're gay. 1100 01:28:51,702 --> 01:28:53,226 - Gay? - What? 1101 01:28:53,403 --> 01:28:56,702 I don't think this is the place for your lover to make a scene. 1102 01:28:56,874 --> 01:28:59,104 - Lover? - What are you talking about? 1103 01:28:59,276 --> 01:29:01,938 I know all about you and this guy Alex, here. 1104 01:29:02,479 --> 01:29:04,276 - But I'm Tony. - You're who? 1105 01:29:04,448 --> 01:29:07,076 I meet this woman when I deliver pizza for him. 1106 01:29:07,584 --> 01:29:09,279 For you? 1107 01:29:09,553 --> 01:29:12,386 - You're the regular delivery boy? - Yeah, see- 1108 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,786 - So, what is this guy doing here? - Well- 1109 01:29:14,958 --> 01:29:17,222 - I love her. - What did you say? 1110 01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:19,157 - She needs a real man. - Oh, no. 1111 01:29:19,329 --> 01:29:20,819 - Are you talking to me? - Dad! 1112 01:29:20,998 --> 01:29:24,434 - No, no. Wait, Dad! Dad! - No! No! No! 1113 01:29:25,168 --> 01:29:28,296 - He better be in there, kid. - Yeah, he better. 1114 01:29:30,474 --> 01:29:32,442 Joe! Joe! Joe! 1115 01:29:32,609 --> 01:29:34,577 Come on. Come on. Calm down. 1116 01:29:39,349 --> 01:29:41,408 There he is! That's him! 1117 01:30:06,843 --> 01:30:08,310 - Randy! - What? 1118 01:30:08,478 --> 01:30:10,810 - I'm gonna kill you. - Come on. 1119 01:30:11,782 --> 01:30:14,945 Come here. You come here. I'm gonna teach you a lesson. 1120 01:30:19,356 --> 01:30:21,187 No! 1121 01:30:25,128 --> 01:30:27,653 I'm sorry. Are you all right? 1122 01:30:29,399 --> 01:30:31,867 Oh, Felicia. 1123 01:30:42,813 --> 01:30:46,146 Shit! Shit! Shit! 1124 01:30:46,616 --> 01:30:49,517 You son of a bitch! 1125 01:30:49,987 --> 01:30:52,581 My favorite toupee! 1126 01:30:52,823 --> 01:30:54,848 Mom! Excuse me. 1127 01:31:10,707 --> 01:31:12,800 Let me in there. 1128 01:31:17,581 --> 01:31:20,106 Kid, you're gone. Your days are numbered. 1129 01:31:20,283 --> 01:31:22,046 He's getting away! 1130 01:31:40,737 --> 01:31:41,999 Come here. 1131 01:31:42,172 --> 01:31:44,072 All right. What the hell is all this? 1132 01:31:44,241 --> 01:31:46,869 - Your son has been porking my wife! - Mine too. 1133 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:48,375 Same here. 1134 01:31:48,545 --> 01:31:50,206 - I thought you were gay! - No! 1135 01:31:51,515 --> 01:31:53,380 Mom! 1136 01:31:54,251 --> 01:31:57,687 Mom, I don't believe this! 1137 01:32:01,224 --> 01:32:05,422 Hold it, you three. Hold it right there. 1138 01:32:09,166 --> 01:32:11,031 - Oh, wait. Wait. Mom? Dad? - Yes. 1139 01:32:11,201 --> 01:32:12,998 Excuse me. 1140 01:32:13,270 --> 01:32:16,967 This is Jenny. We've been living together for two semesters. 1141 01:32:17,941 --> 01:32:20,034 And I'm in love with her. 1142 01:32:20,677 --> 01:32:23,510 You have no idea how happy I am to meet you. 1143 01:32:23,680 --> 01:32:25,477 - It's nice to meet you. - Beautiful. 1144 01:32:25,649 --> 01:32:27,344 - How pretty you are. - Thank you. 1145 01:32:27,517 --> 01:32:29,348 - This is great. - This is beautiful. 1146 01:32:29,519 --> 01:32:30,884 - Come on, let's go. - Go. 1147 01:32:31,054 --> 01:32:33,579 - Frosty beverage? - Thank you. 1148 01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:40,696 - So you're a friend of his? - Best friend. 1149 01:32:42,199 --> 01:32:44,463 There's this song. It goes: 1150 01:32:50,407 --> 01:32:53,865 That's it! Can you play that? 1151 01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:10,589 - Come on. - I don't know. 1152 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:12,352 Come on. 1153 01:33:13,797 --> 01:33:16,231 Jenny, I'm gonna give the money back. 1154 01:33:16,399 --> 01:33:18,629 I don't want it. I'm gonna keep my day job. 1155 01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,793 I'm gonna come and see you on weekends. 1156 01:33:20,971 --> 01:33:23,701 Forget about it. You're going back to college. 1157 01:33:23,874 --> 01:33:25,739 You got some idea what you're doing. 1158 01:33:25,909 --> 01:33:28,377 Oh, I do. I want to major in premed... 1159 01:33:28,545 --> 01:33:33,482 ...minor in Japanese, study some photography courses... 1160 01:33:34,417 --> 01:33:37,477 - I think we'll talk about this tomorrow. - Okay. 1161 01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:39,383 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1162 01:33:39,556 --> 01:33:41,683 Where did you learn this? Never mind. 1163 01:33:41,858 --> 01:33:44,156 I don't want to know. 1164 01:35:07,844 --> 01:35:10,005 Oh, by the way, the husbands? 1165 01:35:10,180 --> 01:35:12,978 Their wives did show up to bail them out. 1166 01:35:13,149 --> 01:35:17,916 Claude and Monica, they decided to forget the whole thing. 1167 01:35:19,155 --> 01:35:23,387 Joyce and Reed, well, they weren't gonna forget anything. 1168 01:35:26,463 --> 01:35:28,431 But they decided to make up anyway. 1169 01:35:29,032 --> 01:35:31,091 Kyoko was gonna bail out Harry. 1170 01:35:31,268 --> 01:35:33,930 Then it hit her, "Why ruin a good thing?" 1171 01:35:34,738 --> 01:35:37,571 Hey, get your hands off of me! 1172 01:35:37,741 --> 01:35:39,709 I want to talk to my wife!