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Ungrateful...

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unholy...

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without self-control.

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Brutal.

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Not lovers of good...

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conceited...

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Have nothing
to do with them.

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Nothing.

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There will be terrible times
in the last days.

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People will become...

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Iovers of themselves,

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Iovers of money...

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boastful...

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proud...

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having a form of godliness,
but denying its power.

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And another upsetting thing
about these days of ours

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is the lack of respect

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that young people have
for their bodies.

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We must take
control of that.

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We must teach our children

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that God has not placed
them here

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just to
pleasure themselves.

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Amen.

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And that unclean thoughts

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are just as much a sin
in the eyes of God

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as the acts themselves.

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Isn't that right,
Rebecca?

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Shall we show everyone
what happens to those

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with unclean thoughts?

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Those who have given in
to the temptation?

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Those who put their
needs above God's will?

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Come, my dear.

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Let us show them.

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What?

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Isn't somebody
gonna help her?!

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It's all right, Rebecca.

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You're still pure.

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You have failed yourself

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and you have
failed God.

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May he have
mercy on your soul.

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GIRLS GONE DEAD

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Packing, dear?

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Yes, Mother.

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Mandy should
be here any minute.

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Is something wrong,
Mother?

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No, of course not.

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It's just that I'm gonna
miss you this weekend.

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I'm only going to
be gone for two nights.

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I know, but, Rebecca,

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you just got home
from school and...

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I really thought we'd spend
some quality time together.

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I'll be home
all next week.

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Well, come here a minute.

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I really
have to get going.

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Now, for your trip,
I got you some things

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that no young lady should
be without.

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Oh, Mother,
you shouldn't have.

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But I did!

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This isn't another
Tabernacle Chorus CD, is it?

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- Because I--
- Open it!

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Thanks.

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You may be away
from me this weekend,

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but God will always
be with you.

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It's for your vigils;

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plus to help you
read at night.

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I think the house we're
staying at has electricity.

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There's one more thing,
keep looking.

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Oh.

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Wow.

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I knew you'd like it.

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Well, it's definitely
something.

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Well, now that you have
all of your essentials,

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it's time to send you off
on your journey.

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Let us pray.

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May it be your will, God,

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that You lead us
toward peace,

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and make us reach
our desired destination

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in life, gladness and peace.

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May You rescue us from...

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the hand of every foe,

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ambush, bandits and evil.

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Mom, I really got
to get this.

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- Yo, bitch.
- Hey, Mandy.

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I'm kind of in
the middle of something.

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- Can I--
- Well, your ass better be

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in the middle of
fucking packing.

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- I'll be there in ten.
- All right.

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- I'll see you when I get--
- Ooh.

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And Missy scored
the fake IDs,

90
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so we should look
nice and legal this weekend.

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All right,
really gotta run.

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Whatever.

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- May we continue?
- Mm-hmm.

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Dear Lord, may thy word be
a lamp unto our feet

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and a light
unto our path.

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Amen.

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Mom, I've really
gotta go.

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I know.

99
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And yet again, the most
disgusting company

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in the country,
Crazy Girls Unlimited,

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are throwing their
annual orgy

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in Daytona Beach, Florida.

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Every year, we here at HBN
try to protect our youth

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from this
collection of perverts,

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and every year, the response
is the same.

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Just take a look
at their past behavior!

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You can become an HBN angel

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by showing
your support here today.

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What kind of angel
are you?

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I'm a nasty angel.

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Your souls are
in danger.

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These girls holes...

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Now that's what's in danger!

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And Moses, with the tablet in
his mighty hand,

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approached
the mountain and said--

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Show me your tits!

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We came across this,
obviously, pirated footage

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from the Crazy Girls website

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on the Internet.

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And, to make
matters worse,

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Daytona will become this year's
Gomorrah when pornographer

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Ronald Jeremy becomes
the master of ceremonies,

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and Nicko McBrain will play his
hard rock music.

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Big surprise.

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When questioned, here is what
their local sheriff

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had to say...

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Well, Holly, I've spoken
with Mr. Governor at length

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and we've come to
an understanding.

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As long as they
follow the rules,

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I don't anticipate
any problems.

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Such filth.

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Oh, Mandy's here.

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Oh.

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Becky!

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Long time no see!

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You look great!

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Thanks, Todd.

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- Why are you--
- Hello, Mrs. Foster.

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00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,868
You look younger
every time I see you.

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You sure the two
of you aren't sisters?

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00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,203
Oh, Todd,
you're too much.

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And I told you a million
times, it's Rosemarie.

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So what brings you
here on this glorious day?

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Well, when a little birdie
told me that Becky here

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would be in town,

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I went straight out
and got us...

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... two tickets to see

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"The Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat"

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at the Surfside Amphitheater.

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Um, I can't,
you see, I--

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But Willie Aames
is touring with them.

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Rebecca, it sounds like such
a wonderful time!

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Then why don't
you go with him... sis?

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Rebecca,
don't be ridiculous.

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Come on, bitch!

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- Oh, sorry, Todd.
- Bec-- Becky--

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I got plans
this weekend.

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- Gotta run!
- Rebecca!

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Bye, Mom!

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Well, be safe
this weekend!

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Please don't do anything that
I wouldn't approve of!

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Just drive.

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What's up your ass?

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00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:21,438
My mom strikes again
with the "Almighty Todd."

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00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,741
Yeah, I saw that creep
in your driveway.

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00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,614
Seriously, when is
she gonna stop with

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that arranged marriage
bullshit?

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00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,482
I know.

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00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,455
She's been trying to set us
up since we were, like, five.

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Uh...

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Ooh, ooh, I know.

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00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,221
If it works out,
can I come to the wedding?

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Please?

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00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,133
I already have the perfect
gift picked out for you.

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A key to your
chastity belt.

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Hey, hey, hey,
pull over, pull over!

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00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,035
What, you want to
register there?

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Shut up and pull over.

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Fine... Mrs. Todd.

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00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,346
Eww.

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00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,432
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

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00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,240
Unleaded?

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00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,147
Yeah, that would
be great.

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- 20 bucks worth.
- 20 buckos.

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Hey, what's up?

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Yes, I retrieved
the Virgin Mary.

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No, her mom's not with her.

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God, you're such
a bitch!

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So how's the house?

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Does it suck or...

191
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,830
Oh, really, so what?

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Oh, my God.

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No, I don't carry
that shit on me

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and don't ask me that
on the fucking phone!

195
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,643
God!

196
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,149
So where
are we going now?

197
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:08,209
Oh, that's right,
Manatee Creek.

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00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,481
Mm-hmm.

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00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,216
We'll see you in 30.

200
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,090
Manatee Creek?

201
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,519
Yeah?

202
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,360
You sure you want to be
going over there?

203
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,423
Yeah, why?

204
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,629
Don't really think you
belong in a place like that.

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00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,968
I'll keep that
in mind.

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00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,544
Holy shit!

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00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,755
- Ready?
- Yeah.

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00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,228
This is going to be
one hell of a weekend!

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00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:56,894
Peace.

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00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,766
Hey, what about
my 20 bucks?

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00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,533
Hey, come back,
you bitches!

212
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,801
Hey!

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00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,365
Son of a bitch!

214
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:09,273
So did Missy actually get
permission to use this house

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00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,872
or is this another one
of her schemes

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00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,111
that involves us
climbing through a window?

217
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,176
Would you relax for once?

218
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,814
We're staying at a kick-ass
house on the beach,

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unchaperoned.

220
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,793
Great, unchaperoned.

221
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,503
- Go, Hammerheads!
- Go, Hammerheads!

222
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,596
Whoo!

223
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,470
Oh, this is so pretty.

224
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,373
Fuck, yeah,
ready to party?

225
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,809
This place fucking rocks.

226
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,946
Welcome to Casa De Beer.

227
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,449
The party's inside,
bitches.

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00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,451
- Follow me.
- Let's go inside...

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00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,888
Asses up, bitches,
party time.

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00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,083
Sluts are here!

231
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,654
Hey!

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00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,668
I'm so happy to
see you guys.

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00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,761
Me too!

234
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,396
I know,
it's been forever.

235
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,707
I'll show you
to the kitchen.

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00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:13,938
Fuck, yeah.

237
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,412
Yeah!

238
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,678
Even the kitchen
in this place is huge.

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00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,119
We could cook for, like,
an army of men in here.

240
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,455
I know.

241
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:26,821
At least one day
while we're here,

242
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:29,292
we should totally try to
make a real meal.

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00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,092
No offense, Kel,
but we've all had your cooking

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00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,430
and I'd like to be the first to
cast my vote as a no.

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00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,594
Second.

246
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,228
Anybody else remember that
cheerleading camp potluck?

247
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,533
Oh, I remember that.

248
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,301
What was that you made,
sweetie?

249
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,239
Cheeseburger soufflé?

250
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,505
Oh, what were
you thinking?

251
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:47,943
Chocolate mousse
should not be layered

252
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,310
- with ground beef.
- Right.

253
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,212
I didn't mean to
make everybody sick,

254
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,114
but the recipes,
they got mixed up.

255
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,209
Blech!

256
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,380
God, Missy, I'm hurt.

257
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,186
I've known you for
how many years

258
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,954
and yet I've never
been here before.

259
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,221
Neither have I,
dumb-ass.

260
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,387
Dad usually rents it.

261
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,691
It just happened to be
empty this weekend,

262
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,391
so he offered it to me.

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00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,455
Fuck, yeah.

264
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,002
I mean, this place
is amazing and everything,

265
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,130
but does anybody wonder why
our town's former sheriff

266
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:17,004
would have us stay here,
at party central?

267
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,543
Who cares?

268
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,542
Party...

269
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,210
It's her mother.

270
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,442
Hello, Mother.

271
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:25,881
I'm amazed it
took this long.

272
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:28,283
Yes, everything is fine.

273
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,548
What?

274
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:32,590
No, I already told you, boys
aren't staying at the house.

275
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,682
"Mommie Dearest."

276
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:37,251
I'll use them tonight,
I promise.

277
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,092
No, I haven't
tried it on yet,

278
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,791
but I'm sure
it fits fine.

279
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,859
Mom, I really have to go.

280
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,838
I'll call you on Sunday
when we're on our way home.

281
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,271
Love you, too, Mom.

282
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,138
Bye.

283
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,438
What is that?

284
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,274
- Drop it in.
- What?

285
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,007
You heard me.

286
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,548
I'm not giving
you my phone.

287
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,379
It's not just you,
Becky-- everyone.

288
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,509
Come on,
hand them over.

289
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,712
Hell, no.

290
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,345
Missy and I decided
that this weekend

291
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,446
there'd be
no interruptions.

292
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,751
Mm-hmm.

293
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,553
No parents,
no boyfriends.

294
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:10,857
And in Missy's case,
no booty calls.

295
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,227
Uh, what happens if there's,
like, an emergency?

296
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,232
Like Kelly
sets her hair on fire?

297
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,232
Hey!

298
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,236
We'll just have to dunk
her in the pool.

299
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,862
Isn't there a landline?

300
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,406
My dad shut
that off a year ago.

301
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:23,839
Ever since some fucking
French assholes

302
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:26,002
rang up the bill
calling Canada.

303
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,046
France isn't in Canada.

304
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,807
- Huh?
- Well?

305
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:32,873
We'll use my phone.

306
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,942
It will be for emergencies
and deliveries only.

307
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,146
Well, I'm in.

308
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:38,916
Rebecca?

309
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,087
Fine.

310
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,027
Seriously?

311
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,029
Good girl.

312
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,191
Do it.

313
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,461
Whatever.

314
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,701
Anything happens to that, and
you're buying me a new one.

315
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:55,933
Don't be such a bitch.

316
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,635
I'm putting them
in a safe place.

317
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,939
If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go upstairs,

318
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,980
put on my new bikini
and go for a swim.

319
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,914
- Who's with me?
- Fuck yeah!

320
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,610
Girls, I'll show you
to your rooms.

321
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:07,617
Grab our shit.

323
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,254
Cannonball!

324
00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,531
Whoo!

325
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,785
Whoo!

326
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:48,116
If you wanted to see them that
bad all you had to do was ask.

327
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,785
Hell, who hasn't
seen them?

328
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,258
Watch it.

329
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,660
Look, I got one!

330
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,904
- Kelly!
- Oh, my God.

331
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,568
Uh, guys?

332
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,012
I think we
may have company.

333
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:13,540
Oh, sweetie, lack of sex will
do that to you.

334
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,053
- Do what?
- Screw with your head.

335
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,022
Baby, you're starting to see
guys hiding in bushes.

336
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,752
But don't worry,

337
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,851
the girls and I will
take care of that tonight.

338
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,327
That's right!

339
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,523
Yeah, Becky,
we'll help you out.

340
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,532
Are we still going to that
bar you told me about?

341
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,295
Wy Uh-huh. 's!

342
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,735
Daddy says it's crazy
this time of year.

343
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:36,934
He actually compared it
to Mardi Gras on crack.

344
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,136
So I say we go.

345
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,678
Fuck yeah, I'm in!

346
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,043
- Me, too.
- Me, too.

347
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,344
Mardi Gras, I'll go!

348
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:45,849
We need one more.

349
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,818
Well?

350
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,148
Come on, come on.

351
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:50,518
What are we waiting for?

353
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,027
Go, Hammerheads!

354
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:05,963
Oh, fuck!

355
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,232
God!

356
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,570
Learn to drive much?

357
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,675
Mud?

358
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,941
Why am I in mud?

359
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,710
It is mud, right?

360
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,688
I hope that's mud.

361
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,954
Where the fuck are we?

362
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,691
This is Wyld Wylee's?

363
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:36,829
Who knew I'd need
a Malaria shot

364
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,199
to come out tonight?

365
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,568
Look, I say we still go in
and check it out.

366
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,106
What have
we got to lose?

367
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,142
Our lives, wallets.

368
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,301
Ladies?

369
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,969
Everyone have their IDs
with them?

370
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:47,977
Uh-huh.

371
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:48,978
Good.

372
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:49,979
Now follow me.

373
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:58,888
Nice asses!

374
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,831
Welcome to Wyld Wylee's Oasis.

375
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:13,268
I'll be your tour guide
for tonight.

376
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,101
Could I get you girls

377
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,631
some of our
famous monkey margaritas?

378
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,904
Um, yeah, hi.

379
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:22,446
There's not another Wyld Wylee's
around here, is there?

380
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:26,382
Nope, this is
the one and only.

381
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,079
World famous!

382
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,088
Is there a mortician's
convention in town?

383
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:40,063
Because this
place... is dead.

384
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,656
Cute.

385
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,998
How old are you,
Sheila?

386
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,162
I'm 26.

387
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:56,203
Says here you're
born in 1968.

388
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:59,546
Um, the guy at
the DMV was dyslexic.

389
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,549
Oh, crikey!

390
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,887
No worries, no worries.

391
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:08,983
Come on, girls,
don't be shy.

392
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,551
Take a table

393
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:14,190
and I'm going to
bring you some Congo Coladas.

394
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:16,726
Come on.

395
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:24,467
There is something really
wrong with this place.

396
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,238
I like it.

397
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,336
It makes me think of,
like, an Irish pub.

398
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,879
What else can I get you?

399
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:35,283
Um...

400
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,549
I guess we'll
take some nachos.

401
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:42,650
Would that be small, medium,
or gorilla-sized?

402
00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:45,856
Um, gorilla-sized,
I guess.

403
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:49,731
Oh, nice choice,
mate, nice choice.

405
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:12,754
One more round!

406
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:13,984
Okay?

407
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,067
Two rounds, two rounds!

408
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:37,706
Becky, Becky, Becky,
Becky, Becky...

409
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,993
Oh, my God, watch out for
the fucking gorilla!

410
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:52,495
What are you
supposed to be?

411
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,329
I'm just a helpful primate
bringing you your order.

412
00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:01,304
Well, Dr. Zaius,
you forgot the plates.

413
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,000
I'll get right
on that, ma'am.

414
00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:04,871
Let me swing on over
to the kitchen.

415
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,808
- You do that.
- Whatever.

416
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,607
Something
is very wrong here.

417
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,079
I know what you mean.

418
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,979
That Sasquatch
could talk.

419
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:14,280
Not what I was
going for, Kel...

420
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,512
but thank you.

421
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,851
No, I'm referring
to the fact that

422
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:21,825
this place is
called an oasis,

423
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:24,862
but our bartender is dressed
like Panama Jack,

424
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,660
and this whole place
has a Hawaiian theme,

425
00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:30,826
yet a gorilla just served
us nachos.

426
00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:33,132
Sasquatch.

427
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,404
What?

428
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,910
Thank you.

429
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,112
I didn't order this.

430
00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:45,308
I know you didn't.

431
00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:47,613
He did... for you.

432
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,692
Is he cute?

433
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,955
I can't tell,
I'm seeing two of him.

434
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,327
That's one of him.

435
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:02,958
On two stools.

436
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,831
You guys are so mean.

437
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,871
I bet he's
a really nice guy.

438
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,406
Well, I am going to
go find out.

439
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:14,476
- If she were--
- Oh!

440
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:21,082
If she were at the drive-in,
he'd be the double feature.

441
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,744
Oh, I need a shot.

442
00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:24,254
Here.

443
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:25,721
Cheers.

444
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,557
Oh...

445
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,486
Oh, why are you so green?

446
00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:35,089
Oh, I don't
feel so good.

447
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,498
I'm going to go to
the bathroom.

448
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:38,501
I know what will
make you feel better.

449
00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:39,696
I'll get you
another shot.

450
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,203
Speaking of shots...

451
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,007
- Oh, my God.
- What?

452
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:46,566
You know Becky's
a lightweight.

453
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:47,577
No.

454
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:51,939
That.

455
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:53,746
Eww!

456
00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:56,286
It's like a car accident.

457
00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:59,551
I know I should
look away, but I can't.

458
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,919
Eww...

459
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:03,483
How much you want to bet
that she does it with

460
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,393
"tons of fun" over there?

461
00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:07,488
I'm in,
I'm fucking in.

462
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,431
That sounds like
a carnival ride.

463
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:12,061
Uh, he looks
like a carnival ride.

464
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:14,128
Hey, cool it, cool it, they're
coming back to the table.

465
00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:17,538
Hey, where's Becky?

466
00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:19,941
I wanted to say
good night.

467
00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:22,036
Go Yeah. t?

468
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:24,707
Jare-- Sorry.

469
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,717
This is Jared.

470
00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:29,015
We are gonna go
for a little drive.

471
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:30,349
Mm-hmm.

472
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,684
Don't wait up.

473
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,155
Mm-mmm.

474
00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:36,159
Lisa, can I talk
to you for a minute?

475
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:40,292
No!

476
00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:43,061
We've gotta get going.

477
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:46,433
Well, how long should
we wait for you two?

478
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:51,464
Um, he says he's going to take me back to
the house.

479
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,703
I am.

480
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,836
In the morning.

481
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,540
Let's roll!

482
00:26:58,016 --> 00:26:59,779
- Bye.
- Did that just happen?

483
00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:02,251
Are we just gonna let her run
off with some random dude?

484
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,016
She'll be fine,
he seemed really nice.

485
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,388
I mean, he did buy
her a drink.

486
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,019
I'm sure Ted Bundy bought
a few drinks back in his day.

487
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:11,426
Didn't make him
a good date.

488
00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:16,429
Up next is Wylee singing
"Forever Wasted. "

489
00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:18,901
Come on, handsome.

490
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,495
I can't wait to see
what you're packing.

491
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,734
Ahh!!

492
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,834
How about
we go to your place?

493
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:30,074
I don't know how my landlords
are going to feel about that.

494
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,479
What?

495
00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:33,881
You live with
your landlords?

496
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:35,385
I kind of, sort of...

497
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:37,011
Iive with my parents.

498
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,581
Is there
any place we can go?

499
00:27:43,361 --> 00:27:44,453
I got an idea.

500
00:27:44,529 --> 00:27:46,497
Come on, come on!

501
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,191
- What are we waiting for, then? - Hurry up!

502
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:50,063
Go, go, go!

503
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:01,802
¶ Forever wasted by you ¶

504
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,179
¶ Every time
you call my name ¶

505
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:09,448
¶ It's music to my ears ¶

506
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:14,618
¶ But I'll admit sometimes
I run away in fear... ¶

507
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,558
Oh...

508
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:20,655
¶... my word's sincere ¶

509
00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:24,759
¶ I'm so
wasted by you ¶

510
00:28:29,774 --> 00:28:35,076
¶ Forever wasted by you ¶¶

511
00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:47,450
Fuck my life.

512
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:52,121
Ooga, ooga, ooga.

513
00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:55,598
Please welcome
Ronald singing "Hammersmash."

514
00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:04,266
- Hammersmash!
- Whoo!

515
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:07,467
Hi.

516
00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:12,410
You so have
a crush on him.

517
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,111
He's my friend.

518
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,418
Damn this.

519
00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:20,617
Can't get this
thing off.

520
00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:27,626
¶ Hammersmash ¶

521
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:28,791
Oh, my God, girls.

522
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:29,993
Do you remember
this song?

523
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:31,000
Hell, yeah.

524
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,969
Junior year, baby.

525
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,834
¶ This is DC Hammer ¶

526
00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:36,339
¶ And I'm so good ¶

527
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:37,635
¶ I think of all the rhymes that
you wish you could ¶

528
00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:39,836
Up, come on,
you're dancing...

529
00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:41,469
Come on, Miss.

530
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,411
¶ And I'll move you
out of your seat ¶

531
00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:45,039
¶ With the baseline
of my funky beat ¶

532
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,947
¶ And I'll make
you shake your ass ¶

533
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:49,111
¶ Because this here song's
a Hammersmash ¶

534
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:56,158
Oh...

535
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:57,660
A front-see!

536
00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:00,197
It's been a while since
I've seen one of those.

537
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,158
¶ Man this shit's a hit ¶

538
00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:05,532
¶ Hammersmash ¶

539
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,195
¶ Yeah let's
get down to it ¶

540
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:08,671
¶ Every time you hear me ¶

541
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,435
¶ You want to
dance around ¶

542
00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:14,376
¶ To my dope-ass record
and my fresh new sound... ¶

543
00:30:14,445 --> 00:30:15,673
Boys.

544
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,510
¶ When I start spittin'
rhymes like this... ¶

545
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:19,948
I told you,
it'd be right there.

546
00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,451
¶ Is a number-one hit ¶

547
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:23,851
Dude, get this right here,
get this, film it.

548
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,082
Right here, right here.

549
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,351
Zack, are you
a fucking homo, dude?

550
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:28,983
There's fucking hot chicks
right there, look.

551
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:29,992
You want me
to shoot that?

552
00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:31,426
Look, Zack.

553
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,088
I'll get the one in pink to
let you put it in her pooper.

554
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:35,155
Dirk, but there's
none in pink.

555
00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:36,632
Exactly.

556
00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,293
I love this shit.

557
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,098
¶ I don't know what
to say right here but ¶

558
00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,604
¶ Hammersmash ¶

559
00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:59,579
This is so much better
than DandD!

560
00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:00,954
¶ My shit don't stink ¶

561
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,424
¶ Or maybe
sometime it do ¶

562
00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:05,985
¶ Everybody else's stinks but
Hammer's don't stink at all ¶

563
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,391
I'll be back
in one second.

564
00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:13,561
I was going to tell you
take a picture

565
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:14,764
'cause it'll last longer,

566
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:17,569
but looks like you're
already doing that.

567
00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:20,133
You look like someone
who should be in the movies.

568
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:21,940
Mm-hmm.

569
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:24,140
Serious, you interested?

570
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,547
Why don't you bring your people,
come meet my people,

571
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:28,848
and maybe we can
reach an agreement.

572
00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:38,522
¶ Smack me, smack me ¶

573
00:31:38,596 --> 00:31:40,427
¶ Smack me
like a monkey ¶¶

574
00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:42,557
Get ready, girls!

575
00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:46,636
Go...

576
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:48,501
Hammerheads!

577
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,234
Whoo!

578
00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:51,798
Give me Yeah. second.

579
00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:56,572
Ahh!

580
00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,846
Easy on the teeth,
Lisa!

581
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,231
You guys can't be locals.

582
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:25,640
Why is that?

583
00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:29,944
Call it a hunch.

584
00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:32,346
No, actually we're passing
through on our way to Daytona.

585
00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:33,714
Greg here wants to
be a cameraman

586
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,049
for Crazy Girls Unlimited.

587
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,052
Right there!

588
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,418
Hey, this is Sal.

589
00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:40,389
Come party with me,
and my main man Beetlejuice

590
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:44,258
this weekend at the Crazy Girls Mansion in
Daytona.

591
00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:45,728
Crazy girls!

592
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,821
Whoo!

593
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:47,922
It's gonna be wild.

594
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:48,966
It's gonna be crazy.

595
00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:50,000
You're gonna love it.

596
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,228
You're going to be
followed around

597
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,862
by the one and only,
exclusive Beetle Cam!

598
00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:55,371
Beetle Cam!

599
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,067
See it my way!

600
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,166
You'll be having pillow fights
with the main man.

601
00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:01,677
The biggest schlong
in the world, Ron Jeremy.

602
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:03,737
Well, I used to like
Crazy Girls Unlimited.

603
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,409
Show up to this event
or drop dead.

604
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,345
You guys know that Crazy Girls
is one of the fastest-growing

605
00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:13,083
Fortune 500 topless video
companies in the world, right?

606
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,091
You're the only one
that knows that.

607
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,490
Why would I know that?

608
00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:18,756
All you are is one of them
damn camera pervs, man.

609
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,457
That's right,
you handsome bastard.

610
00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:21,930
I'm going to be
a famous one soon.

611
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,365
Oh, good for you.

612
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:25,698
We should try out.

613
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:27,169
- You want to audition?
- Yes.

614
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:28,705
Okay, what should I sing?

615
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:32,209
Kelly, Crazy Girls Unlimited
is not a talent contest.

616
00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,073
We just saw
the commercial.

617
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,544
It's a "who can get drunk

618
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:38,047
and take their top off
the fastest" show.

619
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:40,107
That takes talent.

620
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,277
I can do that, too.

621
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:43,786
Awesome.

622
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,482
Rolling.

623
00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:47,786
I don't think so.

624
00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:51,695
Hey, could you guys
excuse me for a second?

625
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,025
I need to go check
on our friend.

626
00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:54,655
Oh, there's another one?

627
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:55,892
Uh-huh.

628
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:58,026
Actually, there's two of us
missing right now.

629
00:33:58,102 --> 00:33:59,729
Sweet.

630
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:01,999
- The more the merrier.
- Hell, yeah.

631
00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,564
Let's get some more of them
"tig" ol' "bitties" up in here.

632
00:34:06,511 --> 00:34:09,241
Is your friend here
retarded?

633
00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:10,940
Which one?

634
00:34:11,015 --> 00:34:12,448
Probably.

635
00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:15,418
He's from Belle Glade or some
other fucking redneck town.

636
00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,919
I ain't from
no Belle Glade, fuck.

637
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,580
I'm from Pahokee,
man, shit.

638
00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:20,317
Oh, oh, oh.

639
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,655
That is right
on Lake Okeechobee.

640
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:25,423
The birthplace of
Mel Tillis.

641
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:27,259
Who the fuck is Mel Tillis?

642
00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:30,300
I am geography major.

643
00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:31,630
I like rocks.

644
00:34:31,702 --> 00:34:35,138
Especially the shiny ones.

645
00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:38,369
Kelly, I think
you're confused.

646
00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:41,435
Geo-graphists don't
study rocks.

647
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:43,070
Geologists do.

648
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,411
Yeah, Kelly,
geo-graphists do.

649
00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:47,678
Uh-oh.

650
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,617
So what brought
you guys here?

651
00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:53,453
Was it the, uh,
karaoke or fine wines?

652
00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:56,322
Greg here runs a video blog
and this month's topic

653
00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:58,919
is "Roadside bars and the
patrons who love them."

654
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,122
Mm-hmm.

655
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:01,790
Interesting.

656
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:04,767
Look who I found
in the toilet!

657
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,565
Can we go home now?

658
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:10,234
Open wide, sweetie.

659
00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:11,570
In a sec, Becky.

660
00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:13,337
Come on, meet our
new friends here.

661
00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:17,040
This is Eric, Zack, Bob.

662
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,140
My friends call me, Bo.

663
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,378
Hello, Bob or Bo.

664
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:24,580
Finishing off the group is,
uh, Greg on camera,

665
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:27,624
and, uh... Dirk.

666
00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:29,751
Charmed.

667
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,351
Do you need any help
getting her to the car?

668
00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:33,522
Oh, my God,
that would be great.

669
00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:36,192
- She's getting really heavy.
- Yes, oh, wow.

670
00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:37,495
Do you get
a merit badge for that?

671
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:40,059
Okay, Missy,
playtime is over.

672
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,698
In a sec... I gotta get
some numbers.

673
00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:45,970
I thought you confiscated
all of our phones?

674
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:48,705
Well, at least
I got rid of one of them.

675
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:51,077
You're such a bitch!

676
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,616
Come on, Kelly.

677
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,215
Say tomorrow, around 4:00.

678
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,721
Definitely.

679
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,120
We actually have to
go to Daytona.

680
00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:02,716
Dude...

681
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:06,661
Tomorrow and we'll
all give you...

682
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,028
something to film.

683
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,794
You guys, Crazy Girls
happens all weekend,

684
00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:11,926
so we'll just get a room
down at the motel?

685
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,027
Yep.

686
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:14,628
Yeah, we'll see you there.

687
00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:16,036
See you, boys...

688
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,665
tomorrow.

689
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:19,471
Yeah, you will.

690
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,540
All right,
let's get you in here.

691
00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:26,109
Stay, stay, stay.

692
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:30,587
You're cute.

693
00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:32,919
Do I smell like vomit?

694
00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:34,389
Ew.

695
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,790
Thanks for
all your help.

696
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:39,329
So I guess I'll see
you around.

697
00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:40,762
Count on it.

698
00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:46,763
Hey.

699
00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:50,000
So what about Lisa?

700
00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:51,666
Should we call her?

701
00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:54,370
She'll be fine,
she's a big girl.

702
00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:58,074
Besides, we don't want to
interrupt anything.

703
00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:01,485
All right, see you guys.

704
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:03,042
- Bye.
- Bye.

705
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,781
Have a good night.

706
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:06,322
Bye.

707
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,205
Hello, and welcome to
another episode of

708
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,036
"Fairways And Greens."

709
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,975
My name is Montgomery Keybutter,

710
00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:02,308
though everybody on
the tour called me "Monk."

711
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:08,151
Instructing professional
golfers is quite different

712
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,414
than pulling
the average man...

713
00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:14,888
Pendulum stroke.

714
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:19,492
Watch the ball to the hole.

715
00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:20,962
It's that simple.

716
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:23,796
And we will be joining Paul on
the green right after this.

717
00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:30,874
Crazy Girls Unlimited,

718
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:32,033
the company that brought you

719
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:33,406
"Ho, Ho, Ho's Christmas
Dreams"...

720
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,035
Merry Christmas!

721
00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:36,044
Ha-ha-ha!

722
00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:37,205
I've got a boner.

723
00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:40,409
And "Irish Lasses
with the Hottest Asses."

724
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,008
Top o' the morning to you!

725
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,747
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

726
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:48,087
Invites you to be the star
of our latest video...

727
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,217
Mandy!

728
00:38:49,293 --> 00:38:50,920
... with the annual Spring Break Or Bust
blowout...

729
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,225
at our Mansion in
Daytona Beach, Florida.

730
00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:54,628
The party begins at noon today

731
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:57,827
with our celebrity emcee,
Ron Jeremy!

732
00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,301
Plus, at 7:00 p.m.,

733
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:02,737
there will be a special
performance by Nicko McBrain,

734
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:06,174
singing hits from his
debut country album.

735
00:39:06,243 --> 00:39:07,642
Yeah!

736
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:11,307
Beetlejuice will be on hand
with the infamous Beetle Cam.

737
00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:12,576
- Beetle Cam!
- Okay, I'm up.

738
00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:15,448
- Please, turn it off.
- Fine.

739
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:16,781
As always, if you're
crazy enough...

740
00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:19,282
Well, good, now get up
and get ready.

741
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,621
We're going to
the beach in 20!

742
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:25,990
Okay.

743
00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:28,122
- The beach?
- Mm-hmm.

744
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,689
Swimming.

745
00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:33,203
Hey, Mandy, did, uh,
Lisa get back yet?

746
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:35,795
Uh, no, not yet.

747
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:40,207
And I think I know why.

748
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:41,505
Someone called her
and warned her

749
00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:44,047
that Kelly
was making breakfast, blech.

750
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,412
- Funny.
- Mmmm.

751
00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:48,144
Now get up

752
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,652
or else I'm going to
have Kelly come up here

753
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,085
with the plate
she saved you.

754
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,851
Ummm...

755
00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:55,357
Let's go!

756
00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,323
Whoo!

757
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,067
Whoo!

758
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,410
Don't forget the booze!

759
00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:20,115
Let's go, hurry up.

760
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:22,652
I hope there's really cute
guys at this beach.

761
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,688
Yahoo!

762
00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:32,520
Here we come!

763
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:35,759
So much fun!

764
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:37,095
Just like high school!

765
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,069
Whoo!

766
00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:41,627
Oh...

767
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:47,406
Okay, Missy,
what the fuck?

768
00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,912
We put up with this shit bar,
but this?

769
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,538
This completely blows.

770
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:54,675
I thought we were going to
a beach, not a cemetery.

771
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,811
This fucking place is
where people come to die!

772
00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:58,684
What, who died?

773
00:40:58,756 --> 00:40:59,882
I just don't get it.

774
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,152
Dad said this was
supposed to be a hip town,

775
00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:05,059
not a hip-replacement town.

776
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:07,689
What... the hell?

777
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,401
Phone.

778
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,233
You'll fit right in,
Grandma.

779
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,000
Oh, my God.

780
00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:18,439
- She's calling Lisa.
- Who cares?

781
00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,874
- I don't.
- Hey, Lisa.

782
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:21,138
It's Jessie again.

783
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,975
Um, we're at the beach,
and...

784
00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:25,709
Are we going to stay or...

785
00:41:35,726 --> 00:41:37,591
Well, that explains it.

786
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,720
- What?
- That.

787
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:44,599
Fuck me!

788
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,465
Not likely
in this town.

789
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,066
Now what?

790
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,447
Oh, great.

791
00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:04,781
Hmm...

792
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,588
- Hello, Melissa.
- Hello, Darren.

793
00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:15,359
Gee, Deputy,
what did I do wrong?

794
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:18,230
Well, for starters,
going 65 in a 40.

795
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,599
What are you gonna do?

796
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,103
- Arrest me?
- Missy?

797
00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:22,468
What are you doing?
Shut up.

798
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,529
Oh, don't worry.

799
00:42:23,607 --> 00:42:25,666
Deputy Dickhead here
can't touch us.

800
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:30,041
Or at least not anymore.

801
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:31,877
Melissa, that
was a long time ago.

802
00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:33,940
I thought we settled that.

803
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:35,815
Hello, everybody,
this is Ron Jeremy

804
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,582
and I'm calling all hot ladies
in the Space Coast area

805
00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:40,055
- to Crazy Girls Unlimited...
- Oh!

806
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,648
- Is that where you're going? - Where?

807
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,250
Daytona, to strip for
the cameras.

808
00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,558
Who I strip for and why
is none of your damn business.

809
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:47,654
So either give me a ticket

810
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,824
or let us get
the fuck out of here.

811
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,835
How many people do you got
staying at your dad's house?

812
00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:55,269
- Excuse me?
- Aren't you missing someone?

813
00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:56,966
Well, yeah, actually,
our friend--

814
00:42:58,042 --> 00:43:00,943
How would you know how many
people I have with me?

815
00:43:01,011 --> 00:43:03,980
- So you are missing someone?
- Sort of.

816
00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:05,948
Our friend, Lisa, left the bar
last night with this fat kid

817
00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:09,281
and she
hasn't come back yet.

818
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:10,320
I keep calling her phone, but now it's going

819
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:11,752
straight to voice-mail.

820
00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:13,050
- Interesting.
- What?

821
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:14,488
She pulls this
shit all the time.

822
00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:15,752
Last night when I was at
Wylee's, I thought that I--

823
00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:17,225
Last night at Wylee's?

824
00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:19,023
Are you spying
on me again?

825
00:43:21,999 --> 00:43:23,796
Do restraining orders
mean nothing to you?

826
00:43:23,867 --> 00:43:25,892
Look, I was just
trying to make sure--

827
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:27,631
I'm not sure what you're
trying to make sure of.

828
00:43:27,705 --> 00:43:29,639
We're fine, Lisa's fine,
she'll come back.

829
00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:30,765
- Don't worry about us.
- But-- but--

830
00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:32,604
I said everything
will be fine, Darren.

831
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:34,405
Can I go now?

832
00:43:34,478 --> 00:43:35,570
Bye.

833
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,110
Uh, are you going to
explain that one?

834
00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:41,879
Yeah, who was that?

835
00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:43,514
A mistake.

836
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:48,220
¶¶

837
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,931
Let's go, Beet, get in there.

838
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,523
I want that helmet so deep
up that twat,

839
00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:31,625
you can see
their uterus.

840
00:44:31,702 --> 00:44:33,067
Let's go, come on.

841
00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:35,469
Dive in, Beet,
dive in, come on!

842
00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:36,767
There you go.

843
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,432
You're the Jacques Cousteau
of pussy, let's go!

844
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,103
¶¶

845
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:44,670
Craziest Girls Unlimited
go crazy!

846
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:48,411
Any girl that can
roll like a carpet,

847
00:44:48,485 --> 00:44:49,850
ride like a Harley,

848
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,751
flip like
a cheese omelet

849
00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:55,258
goes upstairs to Sal's
private quarters,

850
00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:58,021
and you get
shot by Beetle Cam!

851
00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:01,292
And you know that's a good
career move for any girl.

852
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:02,593
Dance your asses off!

853
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,156
Come on!

854
00:45:07,171 --> 00:45:08,536
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

855
00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:12,102
Are your tits
on this list?

856
00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,403
Good, then make like
Michael and beat it.

857
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,262
You have a beautiful face.

858
00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:36,560
You should see my ass.

859
00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:45,268
Whoa.

860
00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:47,037
Sorry, sweetheart,
no one's allowed upstairs.

861
00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:48,135
Check it again,
meathead.

862
00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:50,612
I'm on the A-list.

863
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:52,614
What's your name?

864
00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:53,615
Destiny.

865
00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:55,549
I'm here for my close-up.

866
00:45:55,619 --> 00:45:56,745
Get them clothes off...

867
00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:58,685
Sal, you there, over?

868
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:00,314
Yeah, it's Sal,
what's up?

869
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:02,221
Sal, I got a girl down here
named Destiny.

870
00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:04,123
Oh, the one
with the little boy tits?

871
00:46:04,194 --> 00:46:05,593
Tits like a little boy?

872
00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:08,391
Yep, that'd be the one.

873
00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:10,194
- Send her up.
- All right.

874
00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:18,907
Tony?

875
00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:20,000
Yeah, over here.

876
00:46:20,077 --> 00:46:23,274
Yeah, make sure you
get these, uh, fish buckets.

877
00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:24,279
Get the release for them.

878
00:46:24,348 --> 00:46:25,280
- You got it.
- Beet, come on.

879
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:27,282
Come on, come on,
come on!

880
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,712
Ah-ha, way to go, Beet!

881
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,848
Let's get one of those
dumb twat's drunk tonight

882
00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:35,084
- and get you some pussy.
- Oh, yes!

883
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:36,683
Tony, enough with the bullshit,
bring the meat holes in.

884
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,022
This other idiot here.

885
00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:39,289
To the hot tub!

886
00:46:39,363 --> 00:46:41,058
Ye You're dead. d.

887
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,895
Yeah, work on the ass.

888
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,525
Beet, you got bigger tits
than this one.

889
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:46,762
Keep moving please,
you're wasting--

890
00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:48,737
Ugh, no comment.

891
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,639
Yeah, give yourself
a pap smear with that one.

892
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:53,835
Here you go, hide your
crack pipe in it, sweetheart.

893
00:46:53,911 --> 00:46:55,173
Way to go.

894
00:46:55,245 --> 00:46:59,204
Put that over your face,
make everyone happy.

895
00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:02,514
- Dy-no-mite, there you go.
- Diamond rings!

896
00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:03,518
Camera time!

897
00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:04,952
Whoo!

898
00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:06,512
Woo-hoo!

899
00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:07,614
Very nice.

900
00:47:07,691 --> 00:47:08,953
Check out this
piece of ass, baby.

901
00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,425
Check out that
piece of parm.

902
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,394
Yeah.

903
00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:13,486
It looked like somebody--

904
00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:14,792
Look at that,
Beet, hit it.

905
00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:16,196
Touch it, rub it.

906
00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:17,665
Get Rub it down... man.

907
00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:19,031
That a boy!

908
00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:20,034
Let me get
a whiff of that.

909
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:21,331
Woo-wee!

910
00:47:31,215 --> 00:47:32,239
Come on, get hot, baby.

911
00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,079
Give me the lines,
give me the lines.

912
00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:35,641
I love
Crazy Girls Unlimited.

913
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,050
I'm barely 18.

914
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,052
And you barely have
any tits.

915
00:47:38,121 --> 00:47:39,645
You're lucky you got a job.

916
00:47:39,723 --> 00:47:41,623
Beet, zoom in on that.

917
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,057
I'm just a freshman.

918
00:47:43,126 --> 00:47:44,650
That's the only thing that's
fresh about you.

919
00:47:44,728 --> 00:47:45,990
Come on, baby.

920
00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:48,088
My dick's dying of cancer here,
looking at this garbage.

921
00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:49,132
Come on!

922
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:24,695
Yeah.

923
00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:25,757
Just a little bit more, come on,
let's see those piss flaps.

924
00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:27,497
Come on, put them forward.

925
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,731
Come on,
baby, work it.

926
00:48:28,805 --> 00:48:31,137
You got to get me hot,
you got to get me stiff.

927
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:33,267
Work it.

928
00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:34,469
All right, cut.

929
00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:36,944
Beet, put the camera down, that's enough of
this shit.

930
00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:38,948
That a boy.

931
00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:40,949
I said cut.

932
00:48:41,018 --> 00:48:42,007
Here, take your T-shirt.

933
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,814
Go downstairs, suck a dick,
make yourself useful.

934
00:48:43,887 --> 00:48:45,582
I thought that was part of
the deal anyway.

935
00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:46,588
Shut up.

936
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,421
Hold on, there's
somebody at the door.

937
00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:50,425
Hang out, Beet.

938
00:48:53,830 --> 00:48:55,127
What's up?
I'm busy.

939
00:48:57,801 --> 00:48:59,996
Jesus Christ!

940
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:02,800
What the fuck?

941
00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:04,204
I'll see you later,
sweetheart.

942
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:05,764
Beet, let's get
the hell out of here!

943
00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,139
What, huh?

944
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,745
Save yourself, B!

945
00:49:12,816 --> 00:49:14,511
Don't worry about me,
man, don't worry about him!

946
00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:17,678
Jesus Christ, what the fuck's
going on in here?

947
00:49:21,758 --> 00:49:23,817
Get behind me, man,
get behind!

948
00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:25,862
So anything else
you want to do for me?

949
00:49:25,929 --> 00:49:26,861
Yeah.

950
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,420
You and me later.

951
00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:29,965
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

952
00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:32,263
Please, Jesus...

953
00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:33,360
What about
a little head?

954
00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:34,734
God, stop, no!

955
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,033
Fuck this!

956
00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:48,608
You motherfucker!

957
00:49:54,057 --> 00:49:55,490
See you later...

958
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:56,821
shit head!

959
00:50:15,979 --> 00:50:18,140
Tuu Laa Liittt

960
00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:19,807
Is that Lisa?

961
00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:21,350
I don't know, Einstein.

962
00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:22,851
I haven't
answered it yet.

963
00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:24,284
Well, if it's her, could you please ask her

964
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:25,446
where our cell phones are?

965
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:29,253
I haven't updated
my status in, like, two days.

966
00:50:29,326 --> 00:50:31,089
People are going to
think I'm dead.

967
00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:35,121
Oh, hi, Daddy.

968
00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,359
Just the person
I wanted to talk to.

969
00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:39,561
Hello, pumpkin.

970
00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:40,967
How's the house?

971
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,096
The house is fine.

972
00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:43,469
How's Vegas?

973
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,098
It's just another
real-estate convention,

974
00:50:45,175 --> 00:50:46,665
but it's going well.

975
00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:47,835
So you girls
having fun?

976
00:50:47,911 --> 00:50:49,310
Oh, did you
go to Wylee's?

977
00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:50,311
Sure, did.

978
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,642
Even met Wylee herself.

979
00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:53,114
Really?

980
00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:55,981
I'll take it you're taking in
the local culture.

981
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,714
That depends, Daddy.

982
00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,847
Do you consider culture to be
shuffleboard tournaments

983
00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:01,914
and early bird specials?

984
00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:04,085
Because that's
what's going on here.

985
00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,924
I mean, come on.

986
00:51:05,996 --> 00:51:07,896
A retirement community?

987
00:51:07,964 --> 00:51:10,524
What, are you
punishing me?

988
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,067
Of course not, pumpkin.

989
00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:13,966
I bought that place
for peace and quiet.

990
00:51:14,037 --> 00:51:15,902
I figured that's
what you girls wanted, too.

991
00:51:15,972 --> 00:51:17,439
You know, after your
midterms.

992
00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:18,872
Right.

993
00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:21,308
- Thanks a bunch.
- You're welcome.

994
00:51:21,378 --> 00:51:22,743
So what else is going on?

995
00:51:22,813 --> 00:51:25,281
Well, guess who had the nerve
to pull me over today?

996
00:51:25,348 --> 00:51:26,679
What, no idea?

997
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,684
Fucking Darren!

998
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,220
- Darren?
- Yeah, Darren.

999
00:51:31,288 --> 00:51:34,257
Oh, and this place just
gets better and better.

1000
00:51:34,324 --> 00:51:37,157
Not only did I run into
psycho-stalker

1001
00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:39,252
but Lisa disappeared
last night with some dough boy

1002
00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:40,626
from your favorite bar.

1003
00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:42,460
- And she hasn't shown up, yet? - No.

1004
00:51:42,532 --> 00:51:45,194
Her phone keeps going
straight to voice-mail.

1005
00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:46,462
If it makes you feel better,

1006
00:51:46,536 --> 00:51:48,094
I'll put a call into
the station.

1007
00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:50,469
You remember what
kind of vehicle she left in

1008
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:52,770
or the name of the, uh...

1009
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:54,936
friend she, um,
might have been with?

1010
00:51:55,011 --> 00:51:57,138
No idea on both counts.

1011
00:51:57,214 --> 00:51:59,239
Well, I'll take care
of it, all right?

1012
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:00,908
And don't you
worry about Darren,

1013
00:52:00,984 --> 00:52:02,975
you will not be seeing him
again, okay?

1014
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,418
Thanks, Daddy.

1015
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:07,984
And look, you girls
want to have a fun evening?

1016
00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:10,151
I left some supplies in
the garage for you.

1017
00:52:10,227 --> 00:52:11,455
Supplies?

1018
00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:12,756
What kind of supplies?

1019
00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:14,353
Bingo?

1020
00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:15,398
Canasta?

1021
00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:16,591
No, you little wise guy.

1022
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:18,531
Some party favors
from a shindig

1023
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:20,399
I had just
a little while ago.

1024
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:21,835
Party supplies?

1025
00:52:21,905 --> 00:52:22,837
Great.

1026
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:23,838
Thanks, Daddy.

1027
00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:26,034
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

1028
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:27,599
Oh, I got to go, my--

1029
00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:29,542
my seminar starts
in a few minutes.

1030
00:52:31,448 --> 00:52:33,439
- I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- Bye.

1031
00:52:33,517 --> 00:52:35,007
Oh, wait, wait, hold on.

1032
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:36,916
You don't go anywhere,
you little minx.

1033
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,978
I got something for you.

1034
00:52:39,055 --> 00:52:40,716
You don't go anywhere.

1035
00:52:40,790 --> 00:52:42,781
And don't forget, you owe me
that rub and tug.

1036
00:52:42,859 --> 00:52:44,952
- Well?
- Well, what?

1037
00:52:45,028 --> 00:52:47,121
What did he say
to do about Lisa?

1038
00:52:47,197 --> 00:52:49,495
He didn't say to do
anything about Lisa,

1039
00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:52,000
but he said he'll put a call
into his old station.

1040
00:52:52,068 --> 00:52:53,899
I'm sure she'll be fine.

1041
00:52:56,873 --> 00:52:58,602
Oh...

1042
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:02,979
Kel, could you come with me?

1043
00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:04,378
I could use
your help for a sec.

1044
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:08,041
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1045
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,654
Ooh, I wonder what
kind of party supplies.

1046
00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:15,687
So?

1047
00:53:18,128 --> 00:53:19,152
Is this the one?

1048
00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:20,389
You look great.

1049
00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:21,395
Perfect.

1050
00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:22,624
Thanks,
but I don't know,

1051
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:25,327
I feel like I'm just
going to fall out.

1052
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:26,699
If you want to wear something
more conservative,

1053
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,567
you can borrow mine.

1054
00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:29,764
I've brought extras.

1055
00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:33,172
Uh...

1056
00:53:33,243 --> 00:53:35,871
Uh, where are
you going?

1057
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:38,176
It's just us in the house,

1058
00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:39,806
and we've
seen them before.

1059
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,214
Well...

1060
00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:45,084
All right.

1061
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:55,656
¶¶

1062
00:54:24,427 --> 00:54:25,587
What's with
the hula gear?

1063
00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:27,687
Is somebody having a luau?

1064
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,595
Apparently we are.

1065
00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:30,894
My dad mentioned
something about

1066
00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:32,059
Ieftover party supplies.

1067
00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:35,070
I thought it was booze,
but, uh, we got this.

1068
00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:40,074
So I guess you put
these in the backyard.

1069
00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:43,237
Yeah, and the three of us will
take these out front.

1070
00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:44,245
Bottoms up.

1071
00:54:44,314 --> 00:54:46,874
Thanks, I'll try not
to drink it.

1072
00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:48,474
You do that.

1073
00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:53,079
¶¶

1074
00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,770
One down.

1075
00:55:11,841 --> 00:55:13,570
Kelly...

1076
00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:15,873
Yeah?

1077
00:55:15,945 --> 00:55:16,969
Don't you think that'd
work better

1078
00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:19,709
if we put
fuel in there first?

1079
00:55:19,783 --> 00:55:21,478
Oh, right.

1080
00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:22,745
I get it.

1081
00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:25,519
What?

1082
00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:27,283
Is that the same
cop car from before?

1083
00:55:28,725 --> 00:55:29,657
Hey!

1084
00:55:29,726 --> 00:55:30,715
Oh, shit!

1085
00:55:30,794 --> 00:55:32,261
I see you, asshole!

1086
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,887
Get off my property!

1087
00:55:33,963 --> 00:55:36,261
Hey, I'm more
than 100 feet away.

1088
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,096
There's nothing
you can do!

1089
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,360
- man: Darren!
- Ahh!

1090
00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:42,098
I know
you can hear me!

1091
00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,697
That's right, bitch!

1092
00:55:44,774 --> 00:55:46,366
Go for Darren.

1093
00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:48,877
Get your ass to
1302 Beachside Road,

1094
00:55:48,945 --> 00:55:51,539
Daytona Beach, ASAP!

1095
00:55:52,782 --> 00:55:54,147
And don't come back!

1096
00:55:57,854 --> 00:55:59,151
- Fuck!
- Should we be concerned?

1097
00:55:59,222 --> 00:56:00,416
He never hit you
or anything, right?

1098
00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:02,253
No, it wasn't
anything like that.

1099
00:56:02,325 --> 00:56:05,419
All lit out back.

1100
00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:07,463
Is everything okay?

1101
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:08,758
What did we miss?

1102
00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:10,424
Everything's fine.

1103
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,798
Just another visit
from Deputy Douche Bag.

1104
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:14,769
Next time your little
policeman friend shows up,

1105
00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:16,237
I'm calling the real cops.

1106
00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:18,206
Look, I told you,
my dad's taking care of it.

1107
00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:21,300
He's gone, drop it.

1108
00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:25,346
Showtime.

1109
00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:26,404
Shit!

1110
00:56:26,483 --> 00:56:28,383
Oh, my God!

1111
00:56:28,451 --> 00:56:30,180
Whoa, get out of my way.

1112
00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,743
What's up, boys?

1113
00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,686
Glad you
could make it.

1114
00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:35,190
Someone recovers quickly.

1115
00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:40,329
- Hey, Rebecca.
- Hey, Rebecca.

1116
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,456
I like the one in blue.

1117
00:56:57,213 --> 00:56:58,510
Look at that donkey, man.

1118
00:56:58,581 --> 00:56:59,843
Why do you say, donkey?

1119
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:01,213
It's an ass, man.

1120
00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:02,774
- What in the fuck?
- Oh, ass, okay, okay.

1121
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:04,342
Drink your beer, man.

1122
00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:08,519
Come on,
you dirty girl.

1123
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:10,616
Yeah...

1124
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,036
Come on, drink up.

1125
00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:27,999
Okay, now for that
audition.

1126
00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:43,421
Drink up,
it's a party.

1127
00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:46,856
Hold on a second.

1128
00:57:48,264 --> 00:57:50,027
I wanna go for a ride!

1129
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:02,543
If you're going to kiss me,
kiss me for real.

1130
00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:07,345
What, do I have bad breath
or something?

1131
00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,314
Whoo!

1132
00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:17,490
That would look
so cute on you!

1133
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,494
What are you doing?

1134
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,064
Yeah, right.

1135
00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:26,101
Did you witness
the beheading?

1136
00:58:26,169 --> 00:58:27,136
No.

1137
00:58:27,203 --> 00:58:28,795
The whole thing happened
upstairs,

1138
00:58:28,872 --> 00:58:30,806
but the head
fell right into my shot.

1139
00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:31,966
And I was thinking,

1140
00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:35,533
whoa, this footage has got to be
worth something.

1141
00:58:41,951 --> 00:58:44,010
I'm telling you, Sheriff.

1142
00:58:44,087 --> 00:58:45,987
There's got to be
a connection.

1143
00:58:46,055 --> 00:58:47,920
Look, I'm not going
through this again.

1144
00:58:47,991 --> 00:58:49,083
I'm not.

1145
00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:51,183
We have two
missing teenagers,

1146
00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:52,956
a murder in the same county.

1147
00:58:53,029 --> 00:58:54,394
Oh, and what about
the guy hanging around

1148
00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:55,795
Missy Pratt's house?

1149
00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:58,891
The missing teenagers have been
gone for less than 24 hours.

1150
00:58:58,968 --> 00:59:00,799
They're probably
sleeping it off somewhere.

1151
00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:02,497
They'll come staggering back.

1152
00:59:02,572 --> 00:59:05,268
Hell, they're probably
around here somewhere.

1153
00:59:05,341 --> 00:59:07,036
Oh, thanks, Tommy.

1154
00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:08,600
Let me take
a look at that.

1155
00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:14,947
Well, I'd say your theory is
pretty much a shit piece.

1156
00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:16,280
Oh?

1157
00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:18,786
Well, unless that
perp you say you saw

1158
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:22,621
was dressed like a monk
and carrying a sword.

1159
00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:24,057
That's a war hammer.

1160
00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:25,617
A what?

1161
00:59:25,695 --> 00:59:27,959
A medieval weapon used by
religious zealots

1162
00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:30,829
for purification reasons.

1163
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,197
And you learned
this where?

1164
00:59:32,268 --> 00:59:35,237
A local
Renaissance festival?

1165
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:37,830
Have any of these
witnesses reported

1166
00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:40,535
what make of
vehicle the suspect left in?

1167
00:59:40,610 --> 00:59:44,341
I don't think anyone
was paying attention.

1168
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:46,974
Too many other things to
look at around here.

1169
00:59:48,885 --> 00:59:50,375
Sheriff...

1170
00:59:50,453 --> 00:59:52,045
I have a really bad
feeling about this.

1171
00:59:52,121 --> 00:59:54,487
And you've obviously got a disability, right?

1172
00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:55,524
Huh?

1173
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,423
You know, that
hearing-impairment thing?

1174
00:59:57,493 --> 00:59:59,427
Come on, it's either that or
you're just not listening.

1175
00:59:59,495 --> 01:00:01,520
I mean, do you realize that
you're in direct violation

1176
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,530
of the restraining order

1177
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,430
the former
sheriff put against you?

1178
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,432
I never touched her, I just--

1179
01:00:05,501 --> 01:00:06,968
It doesn't matter,
he's pissed

1180
01:00:07,036 --> 01:00:08,765
and he's threatening
to go to the city council.

1181
01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:10,271
They're questioning
my sanity.

1182
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,602
- But you're--
- Shut up.

1183
01:00:11,674 --> 01:00:12,698
Here's the deal.

1184
01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:14,572
You stay away from
Melissa Pratt.

1185
01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:17,408
You're going to
stay away from Manatee Creek.

1186
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,175
As a matter of fact...

1187
01:00:19,248 --> 01:00:21,443
you're off-duty
for the next 24 hours.

1188
01:00:21,517 --> 01:00:23,007
So just beat it.

1189
01:00:24,921 --> 01:00:26,218
Go.

1190
01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:30,218
But what about the guy
at Missy Pratt's house?

1191
01:00:31,928 --> 01:00:35,193
The guy at Missy Pratt's house
was probably a peeper

1192
01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:38,392
or some ex-boyfriend
with nothing better to do.

1193
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:42,427
Do you realize, you're putting your entire
career

1194
01:00:42,505 --> 01:00:44,439
on the line
here for an ex-flame?

1195
01:00:44,507 --> 01:00:45,838
Get over it, get past it.

1196
01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:48,274
Those things
never end well.

1197
01:00:48,344 --> 01:00:50,175
And usually somebody winds up
getting hurt.

1198
01:00:50,246 --> 01:00:51,270
Okay?

1199
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:53,440
Now listen, I got a dead
celebrity here.

1200
01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:56,349
I got 50 airheads
wrangling for an interview.

1201
01:00:56,419 --> 01:00:58,387
So let me do
my job.

1202
01:00:58,454 --> 01:00:59,682
Get out of here.

1203
01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:18,100
man: So, uh, anything else
you want to do for me?

1204
01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:20,506
Yeah, you and me later.

1205
01:01:20,576 --> 01:01:24,012
Actually, I got
a girlfriend already.

1206
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,480
Well, it's not like we
have to fuck or anything.

1207
01:01:26,549 --> 01:01:28,039
But what about
a little head?

1208
01:01:28,117 --> 01:01:29,448
Wait, wait!

1209
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,645
God, stop, no!

1210
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,950
Jeez, fuck this!

1211
01:01:34,957 --> 01:01:37,187
- Oh!
- Oh, my God, did you see that?

1212
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:42,661
Tha Horrible. ual.

1213
01:01:42,732 --> 01:01:44,529
Good God.

1214
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,931
Headless.

1215
01:01:47,303 --> 01:01:49,237
Looks like someone's hormones
got the better of them.

1216
01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:55,138
Not that I would know
what that looks like!

1217
01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:57,076
Hey, guys!

1218
01:01:58,347 --> 01:01:59,837
Hello!

1219
01:01:59,916 --> 01:02:01,315
Why would you do that?

1220
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:04,251
Okay, I like porno
as much as the next person,

1221
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,548
but your live show sucks.

1222
01:02:05,621 --> 01:02:06,645
Fine.

1223
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:08,952
Sorry about that.

1224
01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:11,118
Maybe we should go somewhere
a little more private.

1225
01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:12,855
What do you guys think?

1226
01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:17,723
Tha What? sie.

1227
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,927
I could not stand
the sounds of them...

1228
01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:23,104
... for another
goddamn second.

1229
01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:24,230
Here, here.

1230
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,913
All right.

1231
01:02:33,983 --> 01:02:35,109
Uh-huh.

1232
01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:37,448
What are you doing?

1233
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,181
That's so bad.

1234
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:44,984
Oh, this is going to
look so good on my reel.

1235
01:02:45,061 --> 01:02:46,858
Who's up for
a game of chicken, huh?

1236
01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:48,396
Come on, boys.

1237
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,527
Whoo!

1238
01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:54,535
Follow the titties.

1239
01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:04,279
Ran out.

1240
01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:05,541
Who wants
another one?

1241
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,446
Yeah.

1242
01:03:08,518 --> 01:03:11,578
Okay, I guess I'll just
bring the whole fridge.

1243
01:03:14,657 --> 01:03:17,820
What?

1244
01:03:17,894 --> 01:03:19,794
Ah, that's beautiful...

1245
01:03:22,665 --> 01:03:25,930
This is movie magic.

1246
01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:27,264
Uh-huh.

1247
01:03:27,336 --> 01:03:29,429
What are you doing?

1248
01:03:29,505 --> 01:03:31,302
What?

1249
01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:32,568
That's just bad.

1250
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,473
That's just bad,
that's what that is.

1251
01:03:35,912 --> 01:03:37,140
Come on, Dirk.

1252
01:03:37,213 --> 01:03:38,202
Aren't you
going to get in?

1253
01:03:38,281 --> 01:03:41,478
I'm in the middle
of something here, okay?

1254
01:03:41,551 --> 01:03:42,643
Becky?

1255
01:03:42,718 --> 01:03:44,345
Um, I'm fine.

1256
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:46,388
You guys have fun.

1257
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:49,920
- How about you?
- No, I'm cool.

1258
01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:51,960
Oh, come on, don't be
like these two lame asses.

1259
01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:53,586
Come on, let's go
have fun.

1260
01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:56,860
Yeah,
have fun, Eric.

1261
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:03,730
So what do you say we continue this
conversation

1262
01:04:03,806 --> 01:04:06,240
in the hot tub, huh?

1263
01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:09,141
- Come on, we'll just talk.
- Okay.

1264
01:04:09,212 --> 01:04:12,113
I won't make you do anything
you're not cool with.

1265
01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:13,512
Come on.

1266
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:20,420
What are you
doing out there?

1267
01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:23,185
Uh, just give me a second.

1268
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,549
Just...

1269
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:46,637
Hey!

1270
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,581
Aren't you our ref?

1271
01:04:48,651 --> 01:04:50,482
Pay attention!

1272
01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:51,952
God!

1273
01:04:57,994 --> 01:05:00,189
The beer's all gone.

1274
01:05:02,265 --> 01:05:03,596
Asshole!

1275
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,260
There's more
in the cooler, no?

1276
01:05:08,337 --> 01:05:09,531
What the fuck?

1277
01:05:12,441 --> 01:05:13,874
Nope.

1278
01:05:13,943 --> 01:05:15,240
All gone.

1279
01:05:15,311 --> 01:05:17,871
Well, somebody
needs to take the run.

1280
01:05:17,947 --> 01:05:18,971
Whoo!

1281
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:20,982
I Can't you go?!

1282
01:05:21,050 --> 01:05:22,779
Bo and I were
just about to win.

1283
01:05:22,852 --> 01:05:24,080
In your dreams, bitch.

1284
01:05:24,153 --> 01:05:25,484
- Oh!
- In your dreams, bitch.

1285
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:29,357
Come on, fuck.

1286
01:05:29,425 --> 01:05:31,359
Fuck, fuck!

1287
01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:33,691
You got to be
fucking kidding me!

1288
01:05:36,198 --> 01:05:38,223
Come on, man,
I can do this.

1289
01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:44,764
Wait.

1290
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,831
Wait, I feel movement.

1291
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:53,081
Ahh...

1292
01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:56,117
It's showtime, folks.

1293
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,097
Mood lighting.

1294
01:06:09,165 --> 01:06:11,099
Nice.

1295
01:06:12,201 --> 01:06:13,793
You started without me?

1296
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:19,571
It's cool, baby,
I'll take over.

1297
01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:23,642
You're so wet.

1298
01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:24,873
Jesus.

1299
01:06:33,122 --> 01:06:34,589
What the fuck?!

1300
01:06:36,192 --> 01:06:37,489
What the fuck is...

1301
01:06:38,561 --> 01:06:39,493
Oh!

1302
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,138
Y'all need me to pick up
anything else while I'm out?

1303
01:06:57,213 --> 01:06:59,147
Yeah, how about
a bottle of rum

1304
01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:01,206
and some hotter guys.

1305
01:07:01,283 --> 01:07:03,478
Better stuff
that mouth before I do.

1306
01:07:03,552 --> 01:07:05,383
Fuck you...

1307
01:07:12,428 --> 01:07:13,918
¶ Oh beer ¶

1308
01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:17,192
¶ How I love you ¶

1309
01:07:18,434 --> 01:07:20,095
¶ Don't you ever ¶

1310
01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:22,429
¶ Leave me dry ¶¶

1311
01:07:27,476 --> 01:07:29,307
What the fuck you
looking at?

1312
01:07:34,784 --> 01:07:36,376
See how that works?

1313
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:44,958
Fuck me.

1314
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,051
Shit.

1315
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,891
Is that you, Greg?

1316
01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:55,163
Hey, Eric, you want to
go smoke a bowl?

1317
01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:56,169
Uh, no, I'm good.

1318
01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:57,500
Maybe later.

1319
01:07:57,573 --> 01:07:59,097
Come on,
let's go upstairs.

1320
01:08:02,111 --> 01:08:03,169
Fucking dick.

1321
01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:07,447
Do you guys
want to smoke?

1322
01:08:07,516 --> 01:08:09,541
Yeah, maybe
when we come back down.

1323
01:08:12,221 --> 01:08:13,313
You trying to scare me,

1324
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:15,323
put me on that fucking
Internet of yours?

1325
01:08:15,391 --> 01:08:16,824
Think you're big?

1326
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,359
Big old pile of shit.

1327
01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:20,156
Splatter you
all over the fucking--

1328
01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:23,430
Holy fuck!

1329
01:08:23,499 --> 01:08:25,831
Goddamn it, you just cut
my fucking arm off!

1330
01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:35,037
Fucking leg!

1331
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:36,043
No, goddamn it!

1332
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,636
Get away from me,
you fucker!

1333
01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:39,340
Goddamn it, fuck!

1334
01:08:39,415 --> 01:08:40,780
I'll kill you!

1335
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,475
Fuck...

1336
01:08:45,221 --> 01:08:49,248
man: Are you doing everything
possible as a parent,

1337
01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:51,452
to make sure that they only
interact with

1338
01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:54,758
other good
Christian children?

1339
01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:59,164
Or are there parents lacking
in moral value?

1340
01:09:01,403 --> 01:09:03,598
What is ingrained in them
when you are not around

1341
01:09:03,672 --> 01:09:07,665
to control what they
see or what they hear?

1342
01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:10,803
And that is why we are having
a telethon.

1343
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,905
But we need your help,

1344
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,313
your kindness,

1345
01:09:14,383 --> 01:09:17,375
your gifts from the heart to
help us, your donations.

1346
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:31,822
Wait a minute.

1347
01:09:31,901 --> 01:09:34,461
Can we just
slow down for a sec?

1348
01:09:34,537 --> 01:09:36,835
What's the problem?

1349
01:09:39,074 --> 01:09:41,133
- I said give me a second.
- What's the problem?

1350
01:09:41,210 --> 01:09:42,609
I thought
you were into it.

1351
01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:44,703
I'm-- I'm...

1352
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:47,442
I'm just nervous.

1353
01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:48,642
Oh, I understand.

1354
01:09:48,717 --> 01:09:50,742
I'm a little nervous, too.

1355
01:09:50,819 --> 01:09:51,751
You're nervous?

1356
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:55,017
Sure, I'm just an average
guy, but you...

1357
01:09:55,090 --> 01:09:57,081
you are an
absolute knockout.

1358
01:09:58,594 --> 01:10:00,425
Listen, I don't want to
make you do anything

1359
01:10:00,496 --> 01:10:01,758
you're not cool with.

1360
01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:03,695
- Really?
- Really.

1361
01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:12,502
I just-- I can't.

1362
01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:14,304
I'm sorry.

1363
01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:17,004
I knew I was wasting
my time with the wrong one.

1364
01:10:17,079 --> 01:10:18,774
- What?
- Yeah, you heard me.

1365
01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:20,371
I-- I could be
downstairs right now

1366
01:10:20,449 --> 01:10:21,939
fucking that slut, Missy.

1367
01:10:22,017 --> 01:10:23,507
But stupid me.

1368
01:10:23,586 --> 01:10:25,451
See, I thought it would be more
fun to go for the challenge.

1369
01:10:27,189 --> 01:10:28,121
You know what?

1370
01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:29,919
You prudes
are all the same.

1371
01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:31,425
Oh, you act like you're
all about it,

1372
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:34,428
but, really, you're
just a scared little girl.

1373
01:10:39,134 --> 01:10:42,126
Oh, sweetie, don't cry.

1374
01:10:42,204 --> 01:10:44,729
Save the water works for
someone who gives a fuck.

1375
01:10:44,807 --> 01:10:46,104
Yeah, I'm going to get
the hell out of here now,

1376
01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:49,406
and go get a blow job from
your friend, okay?

1377
01:10:49,478 --> 01:10:51,139
You wouldn't do that.

1378
01:10:51,213 --> 01:10:52,510
Yeah, we'll see.

1379
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:54,105
Fucking tease.

1380
01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:07,594
Come on, Zack,
let's roll.

1381
01:11:07,663 --> 01:11:09,824
No, I'm cool.

1382
01:11:09,898 --> 01:11:11,229
Plus, Bo's not back yet.

1383
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:12,892
- Why, what's up?
- What's wrong?

1384
01:11:12,968 --> 01:11:15,960
Did you have
a little problem upstairs?

1385
01:11:16,038 --> 01:11:18,939
I'm not the one with
the problem.

1386
01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:20,100
Don't waste your time, dude.

1387
01:11:20,175 --> 01:11:22,109
You're not going
to get anything anyway.

1388
01:11:22,177 --> 01:11:24,111
This house is full of
cock teases.

1389
01:11:24,179 --> 01:11:25,407
Fuck you, asshole.

1390
01:11:26,482 --> 01:11:27,710
You're not even
worth teasing.

1391
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,307
Fuck you, cunts.

1392
01:11:29,385 --> 01:11:31,876
Whoa, Dirk, cool it, man,
go chill.

1393
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:33,148
You know what, I'm going to get my ass a
cab

1394
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:35,383
and go to Daytona,
"Crazy Girls" or not.

1395
01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:36,481
At least those bitches
know how to party.

1396
01:11:36,558 --> 01:11:38,287
Have fun, loser.

1397
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,289
- Whoa!
- I need to go check on Becky

1398
01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:43,388
and see what your
asshole friend did to her.

1399
01:11:44,867 --> 01:11:46,994
No, no, no,
I'll go check on her.

1400
01:11:47,069 --> 01:11:48,593
I think I know what happened
up there, all right?

1401
01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:50,502
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

1402
01:11:59,348 --> 01:12:00,679
Knock knock

1403
01:12:00,749 --> 01:12:02,546
Go away.

1404
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,487
God, what?

1405
01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:09,524
Does "no" mean "yes"
to all of you?

1406
01:12:09,591 --> 01:12:11,786
I come in peace.

1407
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:20,898
Do you want
to talk about it?

1408
01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:22,834
What's there to
talk about?

1409
01:12:22,905 --> 01:12:27,365
I'm just some uptight prude
who led your friend on.

1410
01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:30,207
Whoa, hey.

1411
01:12:30,279 --> 01:12:33,373
Do you really think that
about yourself

1412
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:36,247
or is that
something Dirk told you?

1413
01:12:36,318 --> 01:12:37,945
Let me tell you
something about Dirk.

1414
01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:39,749
He's been giving
the same speech

1415
01:12:39,822 --> 01:12:42,347
three times a week since
high school.

1416
01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:45,188
He calls it
his "Mount Gushmore."

1417
01:12:46,895 --> 01:12:48,760
How could
I be so stupid?

1418
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:50,765
You're not stupid.

1419
01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:52,960
Everyone makes mistakes.

1420
01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:55,799
You're smart enough not to
let it go too far, right?

1421
01:12:59,341 --> 01:13:01,605
Is, uh...

1422
01:13:01,677 --> 01:13:02,939
is that your mom?

1423
01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:04,638
Yeah.

1424
01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:09,013
Uh, she gave this to me
when I was, like, seven.

1425
01:13:09,084 --> 01:13:11,177
It makes me sound
like such a little girl,

1426
01:13:11,253 --> 01:13:14,086
but sometimes...
when I look at it,

1427
01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:17,250
it just seems like everything
will be okay.

1428
01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:21,057
Like she's there to
lead me down the right path.

1429
01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:22,722
Sounds stupid, but--

1430
01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:23,856
You're not stupid.

1431
01:13:23,932 --> 01:13:25,229
Stop.

1432
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:28,736
It seems like she really cares
about you and loves you.

1433
01:13:28,804 --> 01:13:30,601
Seems like you're growing
into quite the young woman,

1434
01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:32,697
not a little girl.

1435
01:13:35,511 --> 01:13:37,638
That was bad.

1436
01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,513
No...

1437
01:13:40,582 --> 01:13:42,447
That was--
that's horrible.

1438
01:13:42,518 --> 01:13:43,780
That's so bad.

1439
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:45,410
That's a horrible line.

1440
01:13:45,487 --> 01:13:47,682
- Thank you.
- No problem.

1441
01:13:53,796 --> 01:13:54,956
What is this?!

1442
01:13:56,899 --> 01:13:59,561
Oh, I get it, you get bored
with one and go for another?

1443
01:13:59,635 --> 01:14:02,103
- Missy, you don't understand.
- Sure I do.

1444
01:14:02,171 --> 01:14:04,366
Your drama is ruining this
whole fucking weekend.

1445
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,805
First, we have
to leave the bar early

1446
01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:07,739
'cause you puke on yourself.

1447
01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:09,903
Now, you run off
the best-looking guy in town

1448
01:14:09,978 --> 01:14:12,640
because you're scared
to put out?

1449
01:14:12,714 --> 01:14:15,342
Oh... what is this?

1450
01:14:15,417 --> 01:14:17,851
Who are you kidding
with this shit, Becca?

1451
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,717
You pretend to be
holier than thou,

1452
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:23,656
but actually,
you're just a selfish bitch!

1453
01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:29,327
Really?

1454
01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:30,660
I'm going to
get out of the pool,

1455
01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:32,893
I'm going to flatiron
my hair

1456
01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:34,196
and I'm going put on makeup

1457
01:14:34,269 --> 01:14:36,829
and I'm going to come up
here and yell at you.

1458
01:14:47,516 --> 01:14:50,781
Fucking prude-ass bitch.

1459
01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:02,126
Beer wagon's back, bitches!

1460
01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:03,858
All right,
I'm going to go help him.

1461
01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:07,328
Whoo!

1462
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:22,281
Hey, who ordered
the monk?

1463
01:15:32,561 --> 01:15:34,290
- What was that?
- I don't know.

1464
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,858
Zack probably
pulled down his pants.

1465
01:15:40,936 --> 01:15:42,870
He's Edan.

1466
01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:55,250
Okay.

1467
01:15:55,317 --> 01:15:56,784
I'll get
Becky and Eric!

1468
01:15:56,852 --> 01:15:58,843
You get your phone
and call 9-1-1!

1469
01:15:58,921 --> 01:16:00,081
And get Kelly!

1470
01:16:00,155 --> 01:16:01,281
Wait in her room!

1471
01:16:07,195 --> 01:16:09,891
Missy, are you
listening?

1472
01:16:09,965 --> 01:16:11,193
Missy?

1473
01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:16,537
Where is
the keys and phone?

1474
01:16:16,605 --> 01:16:19,369
In-- in my purse.

1475
01:16:19,441 --> 01:16:21,705
On-- on the bed!

1476
01:16:25,047 --> 01:16:26,810
Fore, motherfucker!

1477
01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:28,509
I'll get my phone.

1478
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,279
Wait in my room, okay?

1479
01:16:33,355 --> 01:16:34,788
Go!

1480
01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:43,655
Get the phone and go!

1481
01:16:47,803 --> 01:16:50,033
Did you come for
the radio this time?

1482
01:16:50,105 --> 01:16:51,436
What is it?

1483
01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,192
Okay...

1484
01:17:55,270 --> 01:17:56,601
Okay, okay...

1485
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,105
What do we do now?

1486
01:18:06,181 --> 01:18:07,648
I say we make
a break for it.

1487
01:18:07,716 --> 01:18:09,183
What?
Are you crazy?

1488
01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:11,617
No, I say we wait for
the police to come.

1489
01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:13,814
If Mandy called them, who
knows what happened to her?

1490
01:18:13,889 --> 01:18:15,254
I'm with Eric.

1491
01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:22,955
Okay.

1492
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:25,556
All right, look,
you two stay here

1493
01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:27,602
and lock the door
behind me.

1494
01:18:30,505 --> 01:18:32,996
What... fuck!

1495
01:18:37,412 --> 01:18:38,777
Fuck!

1496
01:18:52,761 --> 01:18:53,955
Shh...

1497
01:18:55,864 --> 01:18:57,229
Lock the door,
lock the door.

1498
01:18:57,299 --> 01:18:58,231
It's okay.

1499
01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:08,475
Oh, my God,
what's going on out there?

1500
01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:10,841
What the fuck is
going on?

1501
01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:13,346
I don't know.?

1502
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:53,977
Fuck.

1503
01:19:57,893 --> 01:20:00,327
Mandy?

1504
01:20:00,395 --> 01:20:02,795
And Kelly?

1505
01:20:02,864 --> 01:20:05,799
Look, we've only
got one shot

1506
01:20:05,867 --> 01:20:08,028
and it's down that hall.

1507
01:20:08,103 --> 01:20:09,866
We can do this.

1508
01:20:09,938 --> 01:20:12,099
We have to go...

1509
01:20:12,174 --> 01:20:13,607
Let's do it.

1510
01:20:13,675 --> 01:20:14,642
Shh...

1511
01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:28,452
Go, go, go!

1512
01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:33,589
Come on,
come on, come on!

1513
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:34,594
Let's go!

1514
01:20:38,533 --> 01:20:40,125
Oh, my God!

1515
01:20:40,202 --> 01:20:41,601
This way, come on!

1516
01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:49,568
Fuck this!

1517
01:20:49,644 --> 01:20:50,975
Get the fuck
out of my way!

1518
01:20:52,714 --> 01:20:53,908
No, no, it's going to
be all right!

1519
01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:55,381
Look at me, look at me!

1520
01:20:55,450 --> 01:20:56,747
No, it's going to
be all right!

1521
01:20:56,818 --> 01:20:58,479
It'll be okay,
it'll be okay!

1522
01:20:58,553 --> 01:20:59,918
Look, she's going to
go down fine!

1523
01:20:59,988 --> 01:21:02,320
Missy's fine, look,
she's making it down just fine.

1524
01:21:02,390 --> 01:21:04,688
Look, she's going to
be all right!

1525
01:21:08,096 --> 01:21:09,028
You have to go now!

1526
01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:10,359
Rebecca, fucking jump!

1527
01:21:10,432 --> 01:21:13,060
- You have to go now!
- I can't, I'm afraid!

1528
01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:14,829
You gotta go!

1529
01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:17,371
- I'll be right behind you.
- Go, jump!

1530
01:21:19,774 --> 01:21:21,173
Becca, fucking jump!

1531
01:21:21,243 --> 01:21:22,540
He's going to
fucking kill you!

1532
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:23,839
Jump!

1533
01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:30,177
- Holy shit!
- Ow!

1534
01:21:30,252 --> 01:21:32,880
Oh, my-- Becca!

1535
01:21:32,954 --> 01:21:36,287
Get the fuck up,
get the fuck up!

1536
01:21:36,358 --> 01:21:39,020
Run, Becca, run, run!

1537
01:21:50,872 --> 01:21:51,861
Go, go, go, go!

1538
01:21:52,941 --> 01:21:53,965
Run!

1539
01:21:58,213 --> 01:21:59,339
Oh, Darren!

1540
01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:00,904
There's somebody
in the house!

1541
01:22:00,982 --> 01:22:01,914
What?

1542
01:22:01,983 --> 01:22:04,008
Slow down.

1543
01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:05,416
Who's in the house?

1544
01:22:05,487 --> 01:22:06,419
What are you doing here?

1545
01:22:06,488 --> 01:22:08,149
Why are you holding that?

1546
01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:10,919
Come on, I got to get you
out of here.

1547
01:22:10,992 --> 01:22:11,924
Where's the backup?

1548
01:22:11,993 --> 01:22:13,426
All our friends are
dead inside.

1549
01:22:13,495 --> 01:22:15,429
Shouldn't you
be doing something?

1550
01:22:15,497 --> 01:22:17,897
What, what...
wait, all dead?

1551
01:22:17,966 --> 01:22:19,433
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm fucking sure, Darren!

1552
01:22:19,501 --> 01:22:21,196
Do your fucking job!

1553
01:22:21,269 --> 01:22:23,294
Well, I just-- I just
got to get you out of here.

1554
01:22:23,371 --> 01:22:24,861
- Come on!
- Wait!

1555
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,305
What's going on here?

1556
01:22:26,374 --> 01:22:27,932
And why haven't you
calling anybody?

1557
01:22:28,009 --> 01:22:30,068
I'll tell you why
he hasn't called anyone.

1558
01:22:30,145 --> 01:22:31,772
He's not even supposed
to be here.

1559
01:22:31,846 --> 01:22:34,280
I have a restraining order
on this fucking pedophile!

1560
01:22:36,584 --> 01:22:40,680
Melissa, you know damn well
I never laid a finger on you!

1561
01:22:40,755 --> 01:22:42,245
Your friend here is
a fucking liar!

1562
01:22:42,324 --> 01:22:43,586
What?

1563
01:22:43,658 --> 01:22:45,785
I loved her and I was waiting
'til she turned 18.

1564
01:22:45,860 --> 01:22:49,455
Yeah, well,
that was the problem.

1565
01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:51,465
You know, you brought this
on yourself.

1566
01:22:51,533 --> 01:22:52,465
I didn't.

1567
01:22:52,534 --> 01:22:54,092
Whatever's actually
going on here tonight,

1568
01:22:54,169 --> 01:22:56,103
I know damn well
it's your fault.

1569
01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:58,036
Your slutty ways
have clouded your judgment.

1570
01:22:58,106 --> 01:22:59,630
Fucking don't...

1571
01:22:59,708 --> 01:23:02,836
Now, I need to get you
someplace safe!

1572
01:23:05,513 --> 01:23:07,538
Are you okay?
Did he hurt you?

1573
01:23:07,615 --> 01:23:08,946
Who the fuck
is this guy?!

1574
01:23:09,017 --> 01:23:11,918
What the fuck is going on
around here?!

1575
01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,682
Whoa!

1576
01:23:13,755 --> 01:23:16,280
Golly gee, somebody's
got a potty mouth.

1577
01:23:16,358 --> 01:23:17,552
What the fuck?

1578
01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:20,992
And to answer your question,
I'm Becky's boyfriend.

1579
01:23:21,062 --> 01:23:23,394
Ex-boyfriend!

1580
01:23:23,465 --> 01:23:25,558
And how did
you know where I was staying?

1581
01:23:27,769 --> 01:23:30,761
Well, when you didn't
answer your phone,

1582
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,775
Rosemarie asked if I would
come and check up on you.

1583
01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:37,107
She's very worried.

1584
01:23:37,178 --> 01:23:38,304
Do you-- do you
have a phone on you?

1585
01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:39,904
We have to call
the police.

1586
01:23:41,282 --> 01:23:43,011
Yes.

1587
01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:45,109
Looks like
someone already did.

1588
01:23:46,187 --> 01:23:48,621
Fucking yes or no,
douche canoe?

1589
01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:51,090
Well, duh.

1590
01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:53,127
Miss Manners.

1591
01:23:53,194 --> 01:23:54,593
It's-- it's in my car

1592
01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:56,721
and it's just around--
around the corner.

1593
01:23:56,798 --> 01:23:58,959
You tw Yes, thank you. ith me.

1594
01:24:04,005 --> 01:24:05,666
- No, he's not!
- I promise, it's gonna be okay!

1595
01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:07,105
Stop, he's
gonna fucking help us!

1596
01:24:09,411 --> 01:24:10,639
Is there a problem?

1597
01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:12,111
Todd?

1598
01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,148
Did you
follow me here?

1599
01:24:20,288 --> 01:24:22,381
Sorry to say that I did.

1600
01:24:24,025 --> 01:24:26,653
And what I've observed has
been very disappointing.

1601
01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:31,922
Oh, what's this?

1602
01:24:39,641 --> 01:24:42,337
What the fuck is that,
what is that?

1603
01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:43,968
Becky!

1604
01:24:44,045 --> 01:24:45,706
Hmm...

1605
01:24:45,780 --> 01:24:47,213
It's probably
one of the weapons

1606
01:24:47,282 --> 01:24:48,749
that God bestowed upon me

1607
01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:50,182
to kill all your
slutty-ass friends

1608
01:24:50,251 --> 01:24:52,685
who were trying to turn
you into a whore!

1609
01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:53,846
We have to get
the fuck out of here.

1610
01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:56,015
You know, for such
a sweet girl, Rebecca,

1611
01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,491
you hang out with some people
with very questionable

1612
01:24:58,560 --> 01:24:59,618
morals and values.

1613
01:25:02,730 --> 01:25:03,662
Like you.

1614
01:25:11,573 --> 01:25:13,234
Come on, Eric!

1615
01:25:21,216 --> 01:25:23,241
Gosh... darn...

1616
01:25:23,318 --> 01:25:24,512
sinner!

1617
01:25:27,989 --> 01:25:29,115
Oh!

1618
01:25:30,992 --> 01:25:32,391
Oh!

1619
01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:36,730
Oh, my God, get up,
come on, get up!

1620
01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:38,425
Jezebel!

1621
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:00,512
Oh, God...

1622
01:26:04,025 --> 01:26:06,960
I knew I should have
went to see Willie Aames.

1623
01:26:07,028 --> 01:26:10,088
What... what the fuck
is he talking about?

1624
01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:13,191
She's going to be so
disappointed in me...

1625
01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,479
It's all right.

1626
01:26:30,552 --> 01:26:32,952
It's over now.

1627
01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:34,613
It's not quite over...

1628
01:26:36,124 --> 01:26:37,751
... yet.

1629
01:26:59,681 --> 01:27:01,911
I've been wanting
to do that for so long.

1630
01:27:03,384 --> 01:27:04,612
Mother!

1631
01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:07,983
Dear...

1632
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:11,890
can you get away from
the pervert so I can finish?

1633
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,860
Finish what?

1634
01:27:13,928 --> 01:27:16,453
Clearing your path.

1635
01:27:16,531 --> 01:27:18,396
Oh, come now, dear.

1636
01:27:18,466 --> 01:27:20,832
Did you really think that
I wouldn't notice?

1637
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:22,130
I know.

1638
01:27:22,203 --> 01:27:24,262
Mothers always know.

1639
01:27:24,339 --> 01:27:25,363
No...

1640
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:28,773
Oh, my poor sweet Rebecca.

1641
01:27:28,843 --> 01:27:30,401
The way your face lit up
when they announced

1642
01:27:30,478 --> 01:27:33,811
that flesh-fest was
being filmed not far from here.

1643
01:27:33,881 --> 01:27:35,439
These girls holes.

1644
01:27:35,516 --> 01:27:37,074
Now that's what's in danger.

1645
01:27:39,621 --> 01:27:43,387
Luke chapter 13,
verse three.

1646
01:27:43,458 --> 01:27:46,586
"I tell you no,
but unless you repent,

1647
01:27:46,661 --> 01:27:50,290
you will all perish
in the same way."

1648
01:27:50,365 --> 01:27:52,196
Don't you see now?

1649
01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:54,394
Todd and I knew you that
you were being influenced

1650
01:27:54,469 --> 01:27:56,460
by your friends
and the media.

1651
01:27:56,537 --> 01:27:58,801
It was the devil's work.

1652
01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:00,431
We had to make you
see the light

1653
01:28:00,508 --> 01:28:03,136
while your soul
was still pure.

1654
01:28:03,211 --> 01:28:05,975
That's when I asked God what
my next step had to be.

1655
01:28:06,047 --> 01:28:08,413
Remove the temptation.

1656
01:28:08,483 --> 01:28:12,249
Eliminate any possibility of
your being forced

1657
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:13,514
to commit
unspeakable acts.

1658
01:28:16,924 --> 01:28:18,892
Oh, my God!

1659
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,188
First, the bodyguard.

1660
01:28:29,237 --> 01:28:31,797
He was easily swayed by
the promise of sin.

1661
01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:35,206
Next was a girl
who had already given in

1662
01:28:35,276 --> 01:28:36,641
to otherworldly pleasures.

1663
01:28:38,446 --> 01:28:41,108
Followed by that pint-sized
minion of Satan.

1664
01:28:41,182 --> 01:28:43,275
- Wong gendeng!
- Whoo!

1665
01:28:43,351 --> 01:28:45,148
Oh!

1666
01:28:45,219 --> 01:28:46,709
Who was given to me
as a sacrifice

1667
01:28:46,788 --> 01:28:48,449
by that despicable man...

1668
01:28:48,523 --> 01:28:50,548
Fuck this!

1669
01:28:50,625 --> 01:28:52,684
... who then took his
own life!

1670
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:53,784
See you later...

1671
01:28:53,861 --> 01:28:56,091
shithead!

1672
01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:59,133
That was you?

1673
01:29:02,570 --> 01:29:04,470
Oh, my God!

1674
01:29:04,539 --> 01:29:06,370
Beet and Sal are dead...

1675
01:29:13,247 --> 01:29:14,475
Great.

1676
01:29:14,549 --> 01:29:16,414
There goes my fucking check.

1677
01:29:20,588 --> 01:29:24,854
"Then the lust,
when it conceives, bears sin

1678
01:29:24,926 --> 01:29:27,952
"and the sin when it is
full grown

1679
01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:30,998
brings forth death."

1680
01:29:31,065 --> 01:29:34,432
James chapter one,
verse 1 5.

1681
01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:37,804
So you see.

1682
01:29:41,509 --> 01:29:43,101
He simply must die.

1683
01:29:57,525 --> 01:29:59,083
Oh, God...

1684
01:30:02,363 --> 01:30:03,990
Die, you psycho bitch!

1685
01:30:23,317 --> 01:30:27,083
God, why hast
thou forsaken me?!

1686
01:30:27,155 --> 01:30:29,123
Why don't you
ask him yourself?!

1687
01:30:42,170 --> 01:30:44,035
Hey, come on, come on,
we need to go get help, okay?

1688
01:30:53,247 --> 01:30:55,010
Eat dirt, bitch!

1689
01:30:57,618 --> 01:30:58,812
Holy shit.

1690
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,952
Darren, what the hell
has happened here?

1691
01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:11,260
I'll put it in
my report.

1692
01:31:16,437 --> 01:31:19,531
About that move.

1693
01:31:19,607 --> 01:31:21,165
You've been
holding out on me.

1694
01:31:21,242 --> 01:31:23,437
I wrestled a little bit
in college.

1695
01:31:23,511 --> 01:31:24,569
Yeah.

1696
01:31:24,645 --> 01:31:27,079
I guess I never seen it done
on a woman before.

1697
01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:29,275
You can ask my ex-wife
about that sometime.

1698
01:31:30,618 --> 01:31:32,813
We got a multiple
homicide at...

1699
01:31:32,887 --> 01:31:36,687
Manatee Creek, 16301 Johnston.

1700
01:31:36,757 --> 01:31:39,225
We're going to need EVAC.

1701
01:31:39,293 --> 01:31:40,920
Four ambulances.

1702
01:31:43,564 --> 01:31:44,826
A couple of body bags.

1703
01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:01,107
Look at this thing,
Darren.

1704
01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:02,843
It's been modified.

1705
01:32:02,917 --> 01:32:04,009
Modified?

1706
01:32:04,085 --> 01:32:05,211
Yeah, modified for a woman.

1707
01:32:05,286 --> 01:32:06,913
This is hollowed-out
aluminum,

1708
01:32:06,988 --> 01:32:08,580
Iike a baseball bat
with a sharp edge.

1709
01:32:08,656 --> 01:32:09,782
Look at this.

1710
01:32:17,164 --> 01:32:18,392
Please help...

1711
01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:19,660
my mother.

1712
01:32:19,734 --> 01:32:21,759
I know what
what she did was wrong...

1713
01:32:23,170 --> 01:32:24,831
Damn you, harlot!

1714
01:32:27,008 --> 01:32:28,805
Ashes to ashes, bitch!

1715
01:32:32,146 --> 01:32:33,511
Whoa!

1716
01:32:36,984 --> 01:32:39,077
Whoa, forget the ambulances,
we need a fire truck.

1717
01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:22,615
I'm so happy to be in
Crazy Girls Unlimited.

1718
01:34:25,026 --> 01:34:26,550
I'm a crazy girl.

1719
01:34:30,064 --> 01:34:31,861
Crazy girls!

1720
01:34:33,434 --> 01:34:37,234
I love
Crazy Girls Unlimited.

1721
01:34:37,304 --> 01:34:39,169
Ladies, step in and
give him a belly rub.

1722
01:34:41,642 --> 01:34:43,940
Hey!

1723
01:34:44,011 --> 01:34:45,137
I can rub some.

1724
01:34:45,212 --> 01:34:47,510
man: We don't need you
to talk.

1725
01:34:47,581 --> 01:34:49,276
Crazy Girls!

1726
01:34:49,350 --> 01:34:51,284
Unlimited.

1727
01:34:53,154 --> 01:34:55,088
Whoo!

1728
01:34:56,157 --> 01:34:59,615
Tell me Sheriff, do you
watch Crazy Girls videos?

1729
01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:02,094
Well, you know
what they say, Holly.

1730
01:35:02,163 --> 01:35:04,961
One man's trash is
another man's treasure.

1731
01:35:05,032 --> 01:35:08,559
¶¶

1732
01:35:08,636 --> 01:35:10,627
As you can plainly see,

1733
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:14,072
these three gorgeous girls
are throwing down on me.

1734
01:35:14,141 --> 01:35:17,110
I'd rather them
going down on me.

1735
01:35:17,178 --> 01:35:20,614
Our savior rose
from the dead...

1736
01:35:20,681 --> 01:35:23,809
And these girls could
raise anything,

1737
01:35:23,884 --> 01:35:26,079
including the dead.

1738
01:35:26,153 --> 01:35:31,887
I am praying
for a $1,000 angel.

1739
01:35:33,461 --> 01:35:35,361
What kind of angel
are you?

1740
01:35:35,429 --> 01:35:37,329
I'm the angel of the tits.

1741
01:35:37,398 --> 01:35:40,595
And then in
the Garden of Eden,

1742
01:35:40,668 --> 01:35:42,067
the snake said...

1743
01:35:42,136 --> 01:35:45,731
Put your ass in the air
and touch your toes.

1744
01:35:45,806 --> 01:35:47,774
Hallelujah!

1745
01:35:47,842 --> 01:35:49,469
Open your wallet.

1746
01:35:49,543 --> 01:35:51,033
Pick up the phone

1747
01:35:51,112 --> 01:35:53,910
and call the number
below and say...

1748
01:35:53,981 --> 01:35:55,448
Fuck you, Dominic!

1749
01:35:55,516 --> 01:35:57,450
Jesus saves and--

1750
01:35:57,518 --> 01:35:59,486
Jesus does save.

1751
01:35:59,553 --> 01:36:02,283
He's saving all that money
you're sending to me

1752
01:36:02,356 --> 01:36:04,483
and I'm spending it
probably on little boys,

1753
01:36:04,558 --> 01:36:05,957
if you know what
I'm saying.

1754
01:36:06,026 --> 01:36:08,392
¶¶

1755
01:36:19,373 --> 01:36:20,567
I've got a boner.

1756
01:36:20,641 --> 01:36:22,040
Sound rolling.

1757
01:36:22,109 --> 01:36:24,100
man: 107D, take one,
soft sticks.

1758
01:36:24,178 --> 01:36:25,770
Action.

1759
01:36:25,846 --> 01:36:28,815
Action...
happy leprechaun.

1760
01:36:28,883 --> 01:36:30,009
man: Now look at
their tits.

1761
01:36:30,084 --> 01:36:31,108
Look at your tits.

1762
01:36:31,185 --> 01:36:32,777
man: No, look at them, really look at their
tits.

1763
01:36:32,853 --> 01:36:34,013
Oh, look at those.

1764
01:36:34,088 --> 01:36:35,749
Whoo, whoa!

1765
01:36:35,823 --> 01:36:37,984
- man: I got a lot of hos.
- Oh, I got a lot of hos.

1766
01:36:38,058 --> 01:36:40,618
- man: Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!

1767
01:36:40,694 --> 01:36:43,356
- man: We're Crazy Girls!
- We're the Crazy Girls!

1768
01:36:43,430 --> 01:36:44,897
man: Girls say that.

1769
01:36:44,965 --> 01:36:47,695
- Trick or treat.
- Trick or treat.

1770
01:36:47,768 --> 01:36:50,066
Oh, tits.

1771
01:36:51,539 --> 01:36:52,870
Bless the America.

1772
01:36:52,940 --> 01:36:54,305
man: All right, Beetlejuice,
now be nasty.

1773
01:36:54,375 --> 01:36:56,138
Ooh, nasty!

1774
01:38:10,484 --> 01:38:12,008
Excuse me,
I need a piss.

1775
01:38:17,291 --> 01:38:18,758
Can we get those body bags
over here?

1776
01:38:20,694 --> 01:38:22,924
I think I love you.

1777
01:38:22,997 --> 01:38:24,191
Oh...

1778
01:38:31,238 --> 01:38:32,705
It's good to be
the King.

1779
01:38:32,773 --> 01:38:35,207
Is this serious?

1780
01:38:35,276 --> 01:38:38,439
You pile-drive
people and you take my girl?

1781
01:38:38,512 --> 01:38:40,104
What is this?

1782
01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:41,340
Shut up.

1783
01:43:11,485 --> 01:43:12,918
Show me your tits!