1 00:00:04,973 --> 00:00:06,887 (indignant screams) 2 00:00:07,312 --> 00:00:08,992 - Some kind of Ver Nadezhdovich! 3 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,743 -You are not our friend! 4 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:12,494 -And she put on a mustache! 5 00:00:12,745 --> 00:00:14,933 (Baron) -Hey! Whoa-whoa! What kind of fuss is this? 6 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:17,010 What's the matter? 7 00:00:17,261 --> 00:00:19,604 -They don’t like my mustache. Not at all. 8 00:00:20,549 --> 00:00:22,799 (chanting) -Judge! Judge! Judge! 9 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:24,878 -Whoa! 10 00:00:25,856 --> 00:00:30,319 Vera Nadezhdovna all this time portrayed a man for your own freedom. 11 00:00:32,044 --> 00:00:35,027 She worked as my secret agent 12 00:00:35,278 --> 00:00:36,786 in the parents' lair. 13 00:00:37,207 --> 00:00:39,644 -Yes, yes, we all worked undercover! 14 00:00:40,435 --> 00:00:43,138 -Or do you want it to happen again? 15 00:00:43,389 --> 00:00:45,457 like with parents? -No no! 16 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:48,365 -Who doesn't like it - suitcase, station, behind the dome. 17 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:51,178 -No, there are lousy fleas in our society. 18 00:00:51,429 --> 00:00:52,929 But it's not her. 19 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,154 And he! 20 00:00:55,943 --> 00:00:58,154 Connect an unverified printer! 21 00:00:59,008 --> 00:01:00,821 This is criminal negligence. 22 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:05,747 -Girlfriends, allow me a few words in my own defense. 23 00:01:08,599 --> 00:01:12,005 I was guided solely with the best intentions. 24 00:01:12,256 --> 00:01:14,599 I wanted to relieve you of your hunger. 25 00:01:15,661 --> 00:01:18,919 The path to progress is often strewn with force majeure. 26 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,829 Please forgive me. 27 00:01:21,316 --> 00:01:25,051 -Well, of course, we forgive, friends, right? - We forgive, we forgive! 28 00:01:27,075 --> 00:01:29,153 -Okay, stop licking our ears! 29 00:01:29,693 --> 00:01:33,224 While I'm in charge here, you, little rotten one, won't be here. 30 00:01:33,475 --> 00:01:37,090 -Actually, you are an illegitimate leader. Nobody appointed you in charge. 31 00:01:37,341 --> 00:01:39,379 -Yes, by the way. -Yes, exactly. 32 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,701 -What are you doing? So who, if not Baron? 33 00:01:42,952 --> 00:01:45,755 -It seems to me that such questions must be decided in elections. 34 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,581 -Why do we need elections? 35 00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:49,610 if the choice is obvious? 36 00:01:50,427 --> 00:01:53,239 Anatoly, we only want you. 37 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:54,990 -I support! 38 00:01:55,747 --> 00:02:00,286 -Okay, listen, let's not wobble. principles of a democratic society. 39 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,787 First we will cancel the elections, and then what? 40 00:02:04,342 --> 00:02:05,842 Shall we start eating people? 41 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:11,907 - I agree, we need to do everything honestly. Elections are certainly necessary. 42 00:02:13,177 --> 00:02:14,752 -At least for show. 43 00:02:33,513 --> 00:02:37,638 -And all I know is that I was still a baby found by a border guard from Curly Birches. 44 00:02:37,889 --> 00:02:39,865 And this photo was with me. 45 00:02:41,185 --> 00:02:42,685 -Can I have a look? 46 00:02:44,162 --> 00:02:47,405 -On the right is my mother, and in the background is my home. 47 00:02:47,683 --> 00:02:51,022 -And the building looks like it’s from the Oil Age. How old are you? 48 00:02:51,273 --> 00:02:53,523 - Well, obviously less than you, old lady. 49 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:58,137 -Listen, but there is no street name here, no house number. 50 00:02:58,388 --> 00:03:00,559 -Yes, but there is a Tolkovy store. 51 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:03,060 If we find him, we will find my home. 52 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,380 -What’s in your mother’s hands? 53 00:03:06,255 --> 00:03:08,356 Is this the famous Moscow shawarma? 54 00:03:08,607 --> 00:03:10,287 -I want to try this! 55 00:03:10,985 --> 00:03:12,485 -It's me. 56 00:03:17,544 --> 00:03:19,044 Well, here comes Gorbushka. 57 00:03:19,662 --> 00:03:22,497 Let's find a map of Moscow and get out of here right away. 58 00:03:27,154 --> 00:03:29,857 (The primates - "Reivo Primitivo") 59 00:03:36,052 --> 00:03:37,552 That's it, we've arrived. 60 00:03:38,364 --> 00:03:39,864 With things on the way out. 61 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:02,193 You can find anything here. 62 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:07,302 They say Gorbushka hasn't changed at all since the Oil Age. 63 00:04:08,029 --> 00:04:09,529 Went. 64 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,732 Keep your ears to the ground - it's dangerous here. 65 00:04:15,927 --> 00:04:17,661 (Yulik) -Mary, don't be afraid. 66 00:04:17,912 --> 00:04:21,708 I am the Guardian. I will protect you to the last drop of seed. 67 00:04:24,552 --> 00:04:27,253 -Come on, let's buy pizza! -Come on over! 68 00:04:27,504 --> 00:04:29,325 (bazaar noise) 69 00:04:29,593 --> 00:04:32,468 -What a beautiful bird. - I'm glad, don't touch anything! 70 00:04:33,787 --> 00:04:35,537 -We are all... We are all finished! 71 00:04:36,225 --> 00:04:39,405 A thick fog will fall, and a huge worm will swallow us up! 72 00:04:41,704 --> 00:04:43,591 Give me some sugar, will you? Well, give it to me. 73 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:46,013 We haven't eaten for a long time. 74 00:04:46,264 --> 00:04:47,944 Look at my brother. 75 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:50,567 Well... Give me some sugar, will you? 76 00:04:51,154 --> 00:04:54,732 -Mary, why do they all need sugar so much? 77 00:04:55,204 --> 00:04:58,701 -This is the local currency. They call it "white life". 78 00:04:59,747 --> 00:05:02,833 Life is sweeter with sugar Well, they make moonshine from it. 79 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,482 Glad, very beautiful, put it down. 80 00:05:09,591 --> 00:05:11,091 -Brother... 81 00:05:11,787 --> 00:05:14,489 -Losharik balls! I twist and turn, I want to confuse! 82 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:16,240 Where? -Here! 83 00:05:16,491 --> 00:05:18,141 -Sure? -No, no, here. 84 00:05:20,076 --> 00:05:22,419 Yes! -Here you go, you won, well done, congratulations. 85 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:26,870 Russian roulette, primate lotto. You can win a hat, or a coat. 86 00:05:27,121 --> 00:05:28,621 -Poetry of the gods! 87 00:05:30,007 --> 00:05:31,726 - Shall we play? -Yes. 88 00:05:32,318 --> 00:05:34,193 -Don't fall for this scam. 89 00:05:34,605 --> 00:05:37,740 You're being stripped down like chushpanov here, You will be left without panties. 90 00:05:38,435 --> 00:05:40,567 -Love blondes and brunettes delicious sweets! 91 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,131 Don’t offend Kolya, come and play. 92 00:05:44,221 --> 00:05:47,481 -Fresh frozen products, divided into packages! 93 00:05:47,732 --> 00:05:50,169 Everything from mouse noses to pig heads. 94 00:05:51,857 --> 00:05:53,544 Look how he looks at you. 95 00:05:54,144 --> 00:05:56,206 So he asks you to eat it. 96 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,775 -Oh, looks like we're heading here. 97 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,903 -And we should go there. 98 00:06:05,294 --> 00:06:07,277 -Mary said we’ll be left without panties. 99 00:06:07,528 --> 00:06:09,895 -And to the courses of attentiveness and passion did she walk? 100 00:06:10,146 --> 00:06:12,220 -By the way, I’m already without panties. -I know. 101 00:06:12,471 --> 00:06:15,223 Mindfulness courses. -Kolya will not deceive, Kolya is truthful! 102 00:06:15,474 --> 00:06:17,440 Take your prizes and leave happy. 103 00:06:17,691 --> 00:06:19,191 -Here! 104 00:06:20,044 --> 00:06:23,240 -You won a hairdryer, get up from your knees. -Look, I’ve already won for the second time! 105 00:06:26,597 --> 00:06:28,277 -Can you guess where the candy is? 106 00:06:28,528 --> 00:06:32,151 and for good eyesight you will receive a sugar bonus. 107 00:06:40,418 --> 00:06:42,380 -Here! -Excuse me. 108 00:06:45,045 --> 00:06:47,785 This is luck - my respect! 109 00:06:48,036 --> 00:06:49,473 (laugh) 110 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:51,990 -Looks like someone today will be left without sweets. 111 00:06:52,241 --> 00:06:54,827 -Special prize. With turbo buttons. 112 00:06:57,513 --> 00:06:59,013 -We must continue! 113 00:07:01,676 --> 00:07:03,176 -Are there any cards? 114 00:07:03,755 --> 00:07:06,754 -Which? Playful, natal? With naked Muscovites? 115 00:07:07,005 --> 00:07:09,344 -Tourist. -Oh, it was somewhere. 116 00:07:09,916 --> 00:07:11,566 (Rada) -I'm on an electric bus. 117 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:16,669 -ABOUT! 118 00:07:19,747 --> 00:07:21,434 It? -How many? 119 00:07:21,997 --> 00:07:23,497 -Do you really need it? 120 00:07:23,748 --> 00:07:25,552 - No... -Very! Very much. 121 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:29,005 We need all the addresses of Tolkovy stores. -Well, then... 122 00:07:29,732 --> 00:07:31,428 Five kilograms of sugar. 123 00:07:31,679 --> 00:07:33,278 -Man, here it is. 124 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,078 A kilogram of sugar. That's all there is. 125 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:39,913 -Not enough. But especially for you promotion is running today. 126 00:07:40,164 --> 00:07:44,116 I’ll give you a card and you’ll give me a card two hours of pleasure in a car. 127 00:07:44,367 --> 00:07:47,912 -I'll knock your teeth out now. -What pleasures does he mean? 128 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,843 Maybe I can help? 129 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,356 Oh you hooligan! -Chu-chu-chu! 130 00:07:56,607 --> 00:07:58,569 If so, the action is over. -Hey! 131 00:08:04,787 --> 00:08:06,974 -Now the card costs 20 kilos of sugar. 132 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,905 Moscow, dear city. 133 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,615 - They stuck around like flies on a dead hedgehog. 134 00:08:14,048 --> 00:08:16,404 -I will turn the city into a blooming garden. 135 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:20,442 And you will be the most beautiful flowers in it. 136 00:08:21,277 --> 00:08:23,716 -Ooo! -Be our gardener! 137 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:27,427 -Oh! -Oh! 138 00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:29,787 -Pure assholery. 139 00:08:30,825 --> 00:08:32,325 -Popoliism. 140 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,787 What does this guest always spray in his mouth? 141 00:08:36,227 --> 00:08:39,646 - I took a sip of sivukhi in the morning, and now the mouth is refreshing. 142 00:08:39,897 --> 00:08:43,202 -This is not a fall, this is just an entrance to heaven. 143 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,458 - Hey, what are you doing? 144 00:08:46,763 --> 00:08:48,263 -Oh, I don't know. 145 00:08:49,576 --> 00:08:51,826 -We should cut this crap off of him. 146 00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:54,888 -Got it, Barosha. Let's act. -Yeah! 147 00:08:56,357 --> 00:09:01,068 -And we will also have dance breaks to my own songs. 148 00:09:01,319 --> 00:09:03,257 (screams in delight) 149 00:09:04,232 --> 00:09:07,888 -Beautiful words! Glory to Anatoly! 150 00:09:08,191 --> 00:09:10,396 (shouting) 151 00:09:10,647 --> 00:09:13,100 -Girls, rock him! 152 00:09:13,351 --> 00:09:14,851 (squeal) 153 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,188 -No matter how many roosters you throw, still won't fly. 154 00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:34,395 (man, into microphone) -Etenshen! 155 00:09:34,646 --> 00:09:36,879 To all fans of women's fights 156 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:40,638 We are waiting for you at the "Bloody Slap in the Face" club! 157 00:09:43,537 --> 00:09:46,287 The fight for women's rights is in full swing. 158 00:09:46,677 --> 00:09:50,100 Who wins? The Ogre's Daughter or the Baobab? 159 00:09:50,505 --> 00:09:55,255 Only the winner will be eligible eat at the same table with men. 160 00:09:56,599 --> 00:09:58,099 Second round! 161 00:09:58,436 --> 00:10:00,352 Let's! To battle! 162 00:10:00,942 --> 00:10:03,239 (audience noise) 163 00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:07,536 -Hit, hit! 164 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,598 -Beat her, come on! 165 00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:11,601 -Tear out her eye! 166 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:17,427 -Wow! 167 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:28,310 -Hey, aren't you on an electric bus? Let's go. 168 00:10:28,887 --> 00:10:31,403 -What are you doing, look! It's plastic purple. 169 00:10:31,654 --> 00:10:33,154 Disgustingly cool! 170 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:38,247 -Entertainment for degenerates. Let's go. 171 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,669 Sorry. -It's you! 172 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,677 -No, not me. -People! 173 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,106 Bloody Mary is back! 174 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,318 -Bloody Mary! 175 00:10:48,569 --> 00:10:50,593 - Yes, I definitely say! I'm her fan! 176 00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:56,670 (chanting) -Mary! Mary! Mary! 177 00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:01,259 -Mary, you're back! I'm so glad to see you! 178 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,458 Mary! - Hello, Carla. 179 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,185 -Listen, maybe we can start a fight, huh? 180 00:11:07,216 --> 00:11:09,622 Raise the sugar. -No, brother, sorry, no. 181 00:11:09,873 --> 00:11:12,630 -Here! You'll be messing with her. 182 00:11:13,023 --> 00:11:15,648 -I won’t fight Bloody Mary anymore! 183 00:11:16,029 --> 00:11:17,779 Leave me at least one ear. 184 00:11:18,317 --> 00:11:19,817 -Come here! 185 00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:21,693 Hello, my chicks! 186 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:25,146 Who wants to fight Bloody Mary? 187 00:11:25,763 --> 00:11:28,568 I give you a hundred barberries! 188 00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:33,154 A? 189 00:11:33,872 --> 00:11:36,865 -Well, it’s not fate. Let's go. 190 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:41,388 - Well Mary! The audience got bored by your chops. 191 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:44,190 -Skip. 192 00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:50,016 (Yulik) -And you said, that this is entertainment for degenerates. 193 00:11:55,384 --> 00:11:56,884 -Clean up. 194 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:03,583 -Well, Baron, spray yourself and go into battle. 195 00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:07,712 -Yeah, and if I sprinkle myself - and will anything dry up on me? 196 00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:11,591 Then I don’t get any highs at all, There won’t be any left except fishing. 197 00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:15,333 Need to test on some bully, who doesn’t feel sorry for. 198 00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:17,647 A? 199 00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:22,310 Ah, immortal! 200 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:24,290 Belly, scratch here. 201 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,613 Ground yourself. 202 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,392 Come on, close your eyes, open your mouth. 203 00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:44,904 -What is this, Baron? -Anti-corrosion. 204 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,799 (laugh) 205 00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,622 Okay, now you go over there, 206 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,481 approach that beauty 207 00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:54,568 and give her a compliment. 208 00:12:54,819 --> 00:12:58,208 -Ugh, Baron, I never did I don’t do this to women. 209 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,130 -Just come to Uvochka and tell her something nice. 210 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,333 Sucked in? 211 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,152 - Uva will definitely send him away. 212 00:13:20,688 --> 00:13:22,688 She likes impressive men. 213 00:13:30,232 --> 00:13:31,732 - Hello, Uva. 214 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:36,294 Cool... your bed. 215 00:13:37,595 --> 00:13:39,095 It suits you very well. 216 00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,266 -What? 217 00:13:42,107 --> 00:13:43,794 -I say, it suits you very well. 218 00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:46,693 -Thank you! 219 00:13:47,082 --> 00:13:48,762 This is not natural wool. 220 00:13:51,694 --> 00:13:53,194 -I guess it works! 221 00:13:54,497 --> 00:13:58,851 Seven seconds have passed and he hasn’t even received any soup yet. 222 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,060 -You're kind of... today 223 00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:03,747 attractive. 224 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,552 -Yes, I'm always like this. 225 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:10,443 -No, you're usually disgusting, and today it’s even normal. 226 00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:15,006 Oh, my leg hurts. 227 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,239 -He's hitting her! 228 00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:43,972 (shouting) 229 00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:48,326 -And Bloody Mary becomes absolute champion! 230 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:54,513 And she gets the main prize! 231 00:14:54,909 --> 00:14:56,990 Freedom! 232 00:15:00,552 --> 00:15:03,740 -That's why they called me Bloody Mary. 233 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,833 Sometimes it was so overwhelming! 234 00:15:09,814 --> 00:15:12,927 Hey, don't be afraid. I don't chew off any more body parts. 235 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,622 It's okay, I learned to control myself. 236 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,708 -And I also have a dark past. 237 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,536 I would tell you, but I don't remember anything. 238 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,037 -Mary, can I ask a question? - Go ahead. 239 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:26,499 -There are so many different hobbies in the world. 240 00:15:27,372 --> 00:15:28,872 Volleyball, hunk, 241 00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:31,685 beading. 242 00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,333 Did you choose to hurt people? 243 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,590 -You know, Rada, 244 00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:40,317 when I was captured by primates, I was told: 245 00:15:40,568 --> 00:15:42,965 "Or you will be our sex slave, or fight for freedom." 246 00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:45,052 Somehow they didn’t offer beading. 247 00:15:46,935 --> 00:15:48,435 -Ah, sarcasm. -What? 248 00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:51,068 -Well, what are you trying to hide? 249 00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:53,919 Your anger? Or maybe envy? 250 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,012 -OK. 251 00:15:56,654 --> 00:16:00,379 Let's say it's my own fault that I ran away from Curly Birches in search of my mother. 252 00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,654 And she was captured. I'm curious 253 00:16:04,982 --> 00:16:07,107 what would you do in my place? 254 00:16:08,307 --> 00:16:10,703 - Well, I would come up with something. -So? 255 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,052 -I would have run away unnoticed. 256 00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,621 -Great! 257 00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:20,638 How could I not have guessed it myself? It was necessary just chew through the steel bars of the cage. 258 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:25,474 -Ah, sarcasm again. And she said that she had worked everything out. 259 00:16:26,505 --> 00:16:29,318 -Girls, stop it. this oral aggression. 260 00:16:29,569 --> 00:16:31,069 You will fight again. 261 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,418 Exactly! 262 00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:37,201 What if you actually get into a fight? 263 00:16:38,466 --> 00:16:40,450 -Yulik, have you decided to get rid of me? 264 00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:44,178 -We will supply all our sugar to the Rada, and Mary will give in. 265 00:16:45,419 --> 00:16:48,068 -Have you decided to start an agreement? -This is nonsense. 266 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,154 -No nonsense. Maybe it would have worked. 267 00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:53,591 If only you knew how to fight a little. 268 00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:57,903 -The fact that I grew up under the dome, doesn't mean I can't stand up for myself. 269 00:16:58,154 --> 00:17:00,342 -Yes? -Primates taught me something. 270 00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:02,201 -Oh, come on? 271 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,162 Well? -What's the main thing here? 272 00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:08,833 The main thing is to work on breathing. 273 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,201 Here you stand - now you fly away. Yes. 274 00:17:13,028 --> 00:17:15,614 There is no need to prepare a blow. So here you stand... 275 00:17:16,047 --> 00:17:17,547 Hop - flew away. 276 00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:20,857 -Yes, you are dangerous! Hey, didn't you warn me? 277 00:17:27,207 --> 00:17:29,145 -Oh, you drum skin! -Quiet, quiet! 278 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,958 -This is my man! -Girls, stop it! Help! 279 00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:36,240 -It's my own fault! You walk around with a sour face, That's why men are running away from you! Hey! 280 00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:39,372 (whistle) -Why are you just tramping around there? 281 00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:41,219 My ring is getting cold! 282 00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:42,970 (spectators) -Yes! 283 00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:44,721 -I'll tear it up! -Oh! 284 00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:48,849 - Glad, what are you talking about, it’s Bloody Mary! - I’ll disfigure it - it’ll be Clumsy Mary! 285 00:17:50,919 --> 00:17:52,683 -Hey, Carla! -What? 286 00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:55,786 -What, be happy. A suicide was found. 287 00:17:56,216 --> 00:17:57,716 -Oh, etenshen! 288 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,521 A fantasy battle will take place 289 00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:04,479 between Bloody Mary and... 290 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,568 Suicide! 291 00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:08,365 (together) -A-ah-ah! 292 00:18:08,616 --> 00:18:11,217 (spectators) -Mary! Mary! Mary! 293 00:18:12,302 --> 00:18:14,810 (alert music) 294 00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:20,271 -What, cockerel, lost his comb? 295 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:24,615 -Listen, do I know what I thought? 296 00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:27,365 Let's move it election debates later? 297 00:18:27,616 --> 00:18:30,241 -Forcing women to wait is bad form. 298 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,138 If you don't have time, don't come at all. 299 00:18:33,389 --> 00:18:36,289 Get ready for the next elections. You're still young. 300 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:38,040 -Well, well, well. 301 00:18:38,412 --> 00:18:41,396 I will. As agreed. Today, at seven. 302 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,490 -OK. -Yes. 303 00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:46,115 At seven, at seven. 304 00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:48,738 -One hundred barberries for Bloody Mary. 305 00:18:48,989 --> 00:18:50,489 -Five kilos for Mary. 306 00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:52,584 -On Mary. 307 00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:56,523 -What is the odds for Suicide? -One in a hundred. 308 00:18:56,879 --> 00:18:58,901 -All for Suicide. -Idiot! 309 00:18:59,295 --> 00:19:02,045 It would be better if you ate it Sweets are good for the brain. 310 00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:04,671 And Mary hasn’t lost a single fight yet. 311 00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:09,370 -But Suicide out of jealousy Beat up nine of my exes. 312 00:19:09,621 --> 00:19:11,196 Today will be an anniversary. 313 00:19:12,498 --> 00:19:14,724 -On Mary! -Mary, come on! 314 00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:17,333 -And I remind you of the rules. 315 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:20,209 Hitting below the belt... is okay. 316 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,428 You still have nothing there. 317 00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:24,179 Ha ha ha! 318 00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:27,771 The fight lasts until the last tooth is lost 319 00:19:28,022 --> 00:19:30,053 or until loss of consciousness. 320 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:33,857 For tears - lifelong disqualification. 321 00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:36,256 First round! 322 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:45,334 (audience noise) 323 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,146 -Well! 324 00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:51,435 What? 325 00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:55,848 -Well, they will fight or will the boobs be crushed? 326 00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:57,599 -Let's. 327 00:19:57,850 --> 00:19:59,350 -So they don’t crush their boobs! 328 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,874 -Mary! Mary! Mary! 329 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,453 -What, fat girl, are we going to fight? 330 00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:06,385 Or are you already tired? 331 00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:08,295 A? 332 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,428 Well, it's hot! 333 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,511 -Here. 334 00:20:26,473 --> 00:20:27,973 Okay, take it. 335 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,238 -I don’t force anyone I don't point the gun. 336 00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:34,770 More? -Yes, I want to win back. 337 00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:36,969 -What will you bet? 338 00:20:38,856 --> 00:20:40,856 -The most expensive thing I have. 339 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,650 My friends. 340 00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:45,652 - Friends are wonderful. Such friends belong in a museum. 341 00:20:45,903 --> 00:20:48,501 -Lucius, remember, you missed one lesson? on passion courses? 342 00:20:48,752 --> 00:20:51,291 It was taught that the main thing is stop in time. 343 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,348 -Calm down, I understand how to play. 344 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,911 Point not to the one I think. 345 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,660 I think... 346 00:21:06,894 --> 00:21:08,706 I also think it's in the middle. 347 00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:10,457 That's why this one! 348 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,793 Ditch! -Pack. 349 00:21:14,598 --> 00:21:18,527 -Lucius, don't be upset. You will have other friends, even better ones. 350 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,574 -Fine. Play - so big. 351 00:21:24,605 --> 00:21:27,598 I give a medal to the “Best Seed Keeper.” 352 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,457 -Lucius! -Come to your senses! 353 00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:34,523 This is a medal! 354 00:21:35,731 --> 00:21:37,988 -Mary! Mary! Mary! 355 00:21:56,387 --> 00:21:57,887 -Yes! 356 00:22:01,527 --> 00:22:03,027 And what? 357 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,949 -Hey! 358 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,700 On! 359 00:22:12,152 --> 00:22:13,652 Yes! 360 00:22:14,277 --> 00:22:19,332 So who's suicidal now? All the sugar here, you bastards! 361 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,082 -Don't touch it. -What will you do to me? 362 00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:29,966 Will you fill me with tears? 363 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,699 Your Mary is over! 364 00:22:34,121 --> 00:22:37,129 I'm now a winner! 365 00:22:42,452 --> 00:22:43,568 Mary? 366 00:22:43,819 --> 00:22:45,385 -Mary, don't! 367 00:22:53,277 --> 00:22:55,207 -Mary! Mary! Mary! 368 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:03,809 -And in conclusion I want to say. 369 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,135 You won't regret if you choose me. 370 00:23:08,093 --> 00:23:09,668 I love you, friends. 371 00:23:14,173 --> 00:23:15,673 -Shnyaga! 372 00:23:17,691 --> 00:23:20,973 -In the morning he was somehow more convincing, perhaps? 373 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,902 -Ew! What? 374 00:23:26,012 --> 00:23:28,012 Can't a woman get on without this crap? 375 00:23:33,115 --> 00:23:34,753 I'll take mine now. 376 00:23:35,004 --> 00:23:37,496 Well, get out of here before they push you. 377 00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:55,285 -Burn, Barosha! 378 00:24:01,922 --> 00:24:07,019 -After the previous speaker's speech I want to say that I hate schmoozers! 379 00:24:08,261 --> 00:24:09,761 And I love you all. 380 00:24:13,316 --> 00:24:15,988 Friends, I feel strong 381 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,183 bear responsibility not only for your own skin, 382 00:24:20,434 --> 00:24:21,934 but sometimes for yours. 383 00:24:24,816 --> 00:24:28,098 I believe that a true leader must have... 384 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,437 what's his name... kindness... Oh... 385 00:24:31,176 --> 00:24:32,676 -I'll go too. 386 00:24:32,927 --> 00:24:34,681 (Baron) -And this, what’s his name, be... 387 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:38,859 -Sasha! Is in it some kind of animal magnetism. 388 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:42,507 -Come on, now there will be a spectacle here not for the faint of heart. 389 00:24:43,377 --> 00:24:46,172 -In general, all these qualities are what there is, the best ones. 390 00:24:46,423 --> 00:24:48,258 -How poetically said! 391 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,237 -What are you talking about? Quiet. Let's go one at a time. 392 00:24:54,176 --> 00:24:57,757 What are you doing, ladies? Quiet, quiet. Not all at once. 393 00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:08,879 Take turns! 394 00:25:09,285 --> 00:25:11,809 -Oh, Baroshe was lucky! 395 00:25:15,535 --> 00:25:17,285 - Well, sorry, I couldn’t resist. 396 00:25:18,073 --> 00:25:21,133 It's just a memory of my mother. 397 00:25:22,316 --> 00:25:24,409 -Now I will have it too memory of your mother. 398 00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:28,637 -I’m glad, well, if objectively, then you deserve it. 399 00:25:29,387 --> 00:25:34,652 -Victory is intoxicating. Let's go, winner. You need to put something cold on your eye. 400 00:25:34,903 --> 00:25:36,403 -I'll figure it out. 401 00:25:38,965 --> 00:25:41,340 -Is there anything for one barberry? 402 00:25:43,332 --> 00:25:44,832 - Hedgehog's ass. 403 00:25:46,184 --> 00:25:47,684 Delicacy. 404 00:25:47,997 --> 00:25:52,793 -Well, they wanted a map of Moscow, and got a hedgehog's ass. 405 00:25:54,199 --> 00:25:56,543 (alert music) 406 00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:58,674 -I haven’t healed yet! 407 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:00,850 -Look! 408 00:26:01,221 --> 00:26:03,346 These are the addresses of Tolkovy stores. 409 00:26:12,418 --> 00:26:14,847 -Let's go on the electric bus! It's getting chilly here. 410 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:28,339 -Girlfriends, now we simply must make the right choice. 411 00:26:29,434 --> 00:26:32,027 What just happened was... 412 00:26:32,703 --> 00:26:35,566 just a misunderstanding, a temporary clouding. 413 00:26:35,817 --> 00:26:37,317 It doesn't happen to anyone, right? 414 00:26:38,705 --> 00:26:42,925 But the Baron is ready to forget about what happened, 415 00:26:43,176 --> 00:26:46,957 and we must do the same. -How can you forget this? 416 00:26:47,512 --> 00:26:50,848 -Girlfriends! So after all, nothing happened. 417 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:53,590 We are with you 418 00:26:54,098 --> 00:26:57,356 unanimously voted for Baron 419 00:26:58,356 --> 00:27:00,731 and went home. 420 00:27:02,293 --> 00:27:03,793 Isn't that right? 421 00:27:04,044 --> 00:27:05,544 -So. -Yes, yes. 422 00:27:09,465 --> 00:27:12,191 (Rat) -Hurray! Baron is a champion! 423 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:16,730 -I lost them. 424 00:27:17,941 --> 00:27:19,441 Vdul. 425 00:27:19,996 --> 00:27:21,496 I squandered it. 426 00:27:22,738 --> 00:27:25,978 I don't know how else to say it The supply of synonyms has run out. 427 00:27:27,988 --> 00:27:29,488 I'm a monster. 428 00:27:29,739 --> 00:27:32,769 -To put it mildly. -We had to use force. 429 00:27:36,305 --> 00:27:37,805 Let's go from here. 430 00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:40,250 -Finally, everything is assembled. To the car. 431 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:54,184 -Friends, I'm so glad you're back. 432 00:27:55,621 --> 00:27:57,434 -We have lost respect for you. 433 00:27:57,685 --> 00:28:00,957 -How could you leave? and don't even try to take it away 434 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:03,160 your medal? 435 00:28:06,996 --> 00:28:08,496 -My precious! 436 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,418 -Barely snatched it from the thimble. 437 00:28:13,394 --> 00:28:16,675 -You are my best friends! I will never lose to you again. 438 00:28:17,471 --> 00:28:18,971 You exactly. 439 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,840 (Yulik) -Shop "Tolkovy". 440 00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:51,260 Sixth and last on the list. 441 00:28:53,628 --> 00:28:55,816 -Doesn't look like the store in the photo. 442 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:58,006 -Yes, it doesn’t seem like he is. 443 00:28:59,394 --> 00:29:00,894 - Definitely not him. 444 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:04,535 Mary, don't give up. 445 00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:08,097 Well, if you want, touch my groin. 446 00:29:09,657 --> 00:29:11,595 Firstly, this is a good omen. 447 00:29:11,846 --> 00:29:13,658 And secondly, it calms you down.