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Ma,

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I told you to stop doing that.

3
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Ay, but I have to mark you to keep all
those pesky girls away, mijo.

4
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And you don't need them around anyway,
Diego.

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Mami loves you more than any of them
ever could.

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Why do you think you keep having wet
dreams?

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Those balls don't empty themselves,
mijo.

8
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But it's a win -win.

9
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Ya know, your mami loves mucha crema
with her coffee and yours is free.

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Why buy it at the store like some tarada
when I could just feed my son pineapple

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and sip the cream straight from his
penis?

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I'd like to think I knew a thing or two
about stretching my dollar, Diego.

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You do well to pay attention, mijo.

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There are always ways to save a little
money.

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Es una buena práctica para la vida.

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But, Diego...

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You don't really want to grow your age,
do you?

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I... I don't know what I'd do without my
little boy.

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You're my everything, mijo.

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Do you really still want me like you
used to?

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So warm.

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I'm coming.

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San Diego?

24
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That was amazing.

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Oh, mijo.

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Dios mio.

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But I'm not done.

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Impresionante.

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I love you so much, amigo.

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I'm muted.

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Empty your voice.