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Enjoy it. It's really, really good.

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How's it going, Darren?

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The history of dinosaurs, just like you
ordered.

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It's fine.

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I'll take two.

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Ten? Come on, man. Okay, I got, uh,

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Don Kix.

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Don Kix.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's like a diet book.

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I don't know, man. Fuck, I'm dying.

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I don't know, man.

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I'll take two. Two?

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Fuck, Larry. It's already measured out
to five.

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It's already measured out to four, man.
I gotta make it last.

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It's not worth my fucking time selling
smog wines, right?

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It's five minimum. Take it or fucking
leave it. I can do three.

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That's every fucking cent I have. Come
on, Richie. Fucking leave this, man.

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Fuck.

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Now on, it's five minimum. You can wipe
your whole fucking brown paper towel.

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Who wants books? I got the Nology books
here.

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Really Nology.

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What you're looking at right here is
white gold.

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We've been selling two -ply toilet paper
trying to pay for Gorilla Fingers'

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fucking TV.

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And it's going really, really well. I
mean, this is about the guard supply.

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You ever wiped your ass with this? It's
like wiping your ass with sandpaper. And

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I said, no, I wipe my ass with
sandpaper. It fucking sucks.

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I've been smuggling nice, soft toilet
paper in for the boys because, well, I

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just feel so bad for them.

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Yeah, you know Ronnie Thunder, my big
cat? Yeah, yeah.

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Man, Charlie's dog.

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What? Okay, the leg's coming up. I don't
think a cat can bang a dog.

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Oh, Ronnie Thundercan.

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Being in jail sucks enough on the best
of days, but when you're in there and

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you've got to wipe your hole with one of
those scratchy fucking brown paper

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towels you find at truck stops, tearing
your hole apart day after day, I mean,

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that's just inhumane.

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And I mean, it's not even against the
rules to just bring it in, but Julian

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wants me to smuggle it because he's
paranoid they're going to shut down his

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whole operation.

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Guards are being assholes in there,
apparently.

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Red raw arseholes.

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Things have been going great with my
business, but, you know, not quite good

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enough. Usually by now, you know, I'd
have a batch of potato vodka on the go,

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but because of Gorilla Fingers and
wanting this TV and shit, it's kind of

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fucking me over a bit.

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So, you know, I'm not real proud of it,
but I've been taking some sips of this,

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you know, just a couple, just to get the
fucking edge off. It's a little greasy,

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but, you know, it's making me think a
little bit better.

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Poor Ricky, I mean. Ricky.

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He's fucked with no drugs.

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So, at least I'm not that bad.

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All right, BJ and Boner.

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Get the fuck out, boys. We need the
room.

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Thanks. Yeah, you heard him.

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All right, Tara.

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What are we dealing with, man? My
fucking stash, man.

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Fuck, I need to get fucked up. Thank
you. Here we go.

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Marker? Yeah, these are fucking fat
boys, too. And I figured out a couple

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different combos, right? Like you hit...
You hit fucking black first, right? And

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it kind of like hits your baseline.

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And then you quickly go to blue.

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Fuck,

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it's been a long time.

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Red's not bad, too.

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Gives me a little semi -chub.

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What do you think?

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Fuck, we can always hit Old Faithful,
too. Don't forget about that.

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What the fuck's Old Faithful? Bring that
on. There you go. Right here, bud.

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Yeah? Yeah, what I've been doing is kind
of like a turbo.

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What the

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fuck?

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Oh, well.

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Yeah, no. Oh.

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fucking diesel.

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You can't get high on fucking diesel.

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Jesus, fuck.

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Well, you know, fuck, we need the better
markers then. If you get the expensive

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ones, they got a bit of kick. Like the
good ones. These are just cheap.

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Well, fuck, I'll talk to Charlene. Maybe
she can bring us some in. I need to get

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something, man. This is fucked.

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Oh, are you still talking to her?

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Yeah, man.

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She's fucking incredible.

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On the internet?

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No, just on the computer.

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I met this girl, Charlene, on Computer
Box, and she's, like, really, really

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great. I mean, a lot of guys in here,
they're meeting girls on Computer Box,

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some of them have three or four on the
go, and they're just taking advantage of

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them, saying they love them, trying to
get money out of them.

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And to be honest, that's what I was
going to do originally, but I started

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talking to this girl, and I started to
care about her, and now she's saying,

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like, she's saying we're in love, and I
believe her. Like, why would she lie

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about that?

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And she's saying it's going to come next
week, and maybe we'll get the bang, and

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that'll totally get my mind off getting
high, because right now I feel like a

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fucking loser sniffing these stupid
markers, but I can't not be high, so

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the fuck do you do?

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Ricky, let's get fucked up, man. Man, no
more markers, Tara. I'm serious.

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I was fucking saving this for later, but
I can't wait. We're going to really get

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going, okay? What the fuck you got now?

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Good old glue.

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Oh, man, I forgot about that shit.

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Yeah, it tends to do that. It helps you
forget about it while you're doing it.

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And then, hit it with the old one -two.

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And then I find once you get deep in
there.

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Cheers. You go to kind of like back to
grade four and nine at the same time.

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Nice.

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You can feel it popping in there.

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loan you got on you man you gluing
something yeah how's it going just like

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our americans are totally fucked okay we
need to make more fucking money per

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shit here it's not it's not even worth
doing it the way we're doing it right

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man fuck but i was thinking we increase
the price you're gonna fucking just

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scare away the customers the man's gonna
go down then we're fucked again so i

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was thinking this maybe we set up some
kind of like buy 10 get a fucking cheese

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and cracker it's up the deal Don't, but
maybe again. I got a chance.

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The numbers could be off.

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Well, what if we just... No, that's
fucking stupid, Ricky. Why don't you

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think of that? What?

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Just gluing the brain below. Okay, now
what are you thinking?

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I've got three stupid things. Like, hey,
let's just increase the number of shit.

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But see, I said it. Now it's a dumb
fucking thing, and I should never have

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it, and I'm on fucking blueberry.

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You fucking nailed it, man.

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What are you talking about? Brilliant.
That's what we got to do. It's fucking

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easy. What are we going to do? All
right, look.

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Get off the fucking glue today.

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Don't eat any food in the cafeteria.

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All right? Just stay off the fucking
glue.

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I told you it was a good idea, Ricky.

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Sure, all right.

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Hey, Billy, how's it going, man?

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How's it going?

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What kind of fucking question is that? I
am in jail, and it sucks.

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Look, I need a favor from you. I need
you to put something in the food that's

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going to give everybody the shit.

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What are you talking about?

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All my fucking profit -pushing shit and
everything's on the toilet paper I'm

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selling. But not high enough. I need
more of the band here, okay? It's about

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volume, macroeconomics, shit like that,
something you won't understand about.

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But just, can you do this? Look, I got a
commerce degree from SMU. I get it. All

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right, okay, so you'll do this then?
Fuck no. I'm not your poo fairy.

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Besides, what's in it for me?

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Two -for -one toilet paper for the next
week. Two -for -one?

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I think you should give me a hundred
free squares.

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A hundred? Are you fucking kidding me,
man?

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This is a huge risk.

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Some of these guys...

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Finally, I did what they're doing. I'm a
dead man.

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And besides, my hole looks like it's
been attacked by a weed whacker. It's

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red and raw. There's an extra... I might
even have two right now.

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Okay, okay. You're fucking killing me
here, Billy.

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Okay, listen.

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I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

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You give me those hundred free squares,
and not only will I get everyone in here

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shitting themselves, I will set their
holes on fire.

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And that's how we fix your margins.

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Fire hoop.

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All right, let's do it.

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I'm going to need a few things. Okay,
I'll get some of those.

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No, relax. Fuck Big Pharma.

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If I'm doing this, it's going to be all
natural.

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I need some hot peppers, some spices.

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I'll get you a list.

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All right, give me a list.

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You like the flavor of that chalk?

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You know what? It has no fucking flavor.

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What? Nothing. Fuck off.

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I thought you said chalk was good, man.
It does, it does, it does.

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Try that chalk. It is. It fucking does
not taste nothing.

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Oh, it's delicious. What's wrong with
you, bud?

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It's these drugs. Most drugs make things
taste good, man. These drugs are not

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making things get any better. You need
more medicine here. Have a little bit

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more of that. Look, I need real fucking
drugs, man.

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Give me that fucking thing. Yeah, there
you go.

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It'll help the taste.

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Maybe something's wrong with your mouth.
This is delicious.

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This doesn't taste like fuck all.

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Fuck's sake.

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Hey, Bubbles, what you doing?

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Just working on my costume for RockCon,
Randy.

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Look at that. Look at those.

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Those look like space boots.

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Yeah, they are space boots, Randy.
That's who Ace Fraley was, the spaceman.

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Who?

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Ace Fraley. That's who we're going to
see at RockCon from Cat.

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Oh, I know those guys, but I had no idea
he went to space.

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He didn't go to space, Randy. He's in a
fucking... Anyway, what do you want? I'm

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kind of busy here.

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I need a favor, Bubbles. Can you loan me
five bucks? I need some gas for my golf

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cart. Five bucks? I don't just have an
extra five bucks kicking around, Randy.

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I got to get gas for my golf cart, and I
was going to splurge later and get

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myself chips pop in the car.

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For Christ's sakes, I wish things could
just be the way they used to be.

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Mr. Leahy always knew how to cheer me
up, but he's not friggin' here.

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I got no friggin' money to throw him.
Calm down, Randy. Calm down.

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Look, I won't get chips popping a bar
and I'll figure out my gas situation.

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Here, it's the last one I have.

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Thanks. I'll pay you back.

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You won't, but... Hello?

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Hey, bubs. How's it going, buddy?

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It's going. Just giving out money I
don't have. What are you doing?

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I just wanted to call and give you an
update on Ricky, man. He's pretty

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What? What do you mean?

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Remember that Terry guy that stayed with
him for a couple weeks that time that

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got all fucked up all the time? Yes, the
guy with the long hair and the drug

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use. Well, he's in here hanging out with
Rick, okay?

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I mean, they're going into the fucking
tool room. They're coming out fucking

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drooling and stuttering and all fucked
up and... And they're eating chalk.

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They're eating what?

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They're eating chalk, man. Like candy.

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Like chalk that you write on a
chalkboard with? Yes, chalk, man, chalk.

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I'm pretty fucking worried about him.

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Fuck. I've got a plan, man, okay?

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What? I'm thinking if I can get five
bucks of shit in here, I'll be able to

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care of this problem, like, real quick.

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Okay, so how are you going to do that?

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Of course you do.

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Of course you do. What the fuck do you
need?

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I need a triple order of toilet paper, I
need some ghost peppers, and I need

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this stuff called Ma Zi Ren Wan.

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What the fuck is that?

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Well, Bob's okay. You're just going to
let Ricky fucking keep eating chalk,

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then? Is that what's going to happen?

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All right, I'll do it, but only because
he's eating chalk.

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What the fuck do you need? Okay.

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Ma -zee -wen -wan, did you say? Yeah,
it's like a laxative.

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What in the fuck do you need a... No,
you know what? Don't give a fuck. I'll

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you your laxative. All right, okay,
buddy. Thank you. Love you, man. I got

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go. Phone crits. All right, see you,
man.

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Yeah, bye -bye.

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Just bubbles will fucking deal with it.

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How in the fuck am I supposed to know
what that says? I don't know even what

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letters those are. I mean, even if it
was in French or Spanish, at least I

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what fucking letters I'm dealing with.

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This just is like going to the fucking
moon, basically.

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I don't have a fucking clue what any of
this is.

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Excuse me, could I get some help?

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Oh, yes, sir. I'm looking for, uh, hot
peppers.

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Like, uh, like hot, you know.

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Oh, hot.

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Hot. Hot.

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Peppers.

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Peppers. Like a pepper.

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Like about this.

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Hot.

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Peppers. Hot.

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I don't know how to fucking explain
this.

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Um, Jesus Murphy.

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Hot. Peppers, like... Yes, uh, which
kind?

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Oh, Jesus, Murphy.

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You know what I'm saying. Oh, my God,
I'm sorry. I thought you didn't

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me. Okay, okay. Which kind of pepper?

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Um, the hottest one you got.

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Hottest? Are you sure?

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Yes, the hottest peppers. I need those,
and I need some of this. What's that,

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man? It's, uh... Uh,

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margarine one. Uh, you need to, uh...
Yes, I'm having...

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trouble doing that type of thing. All
right.

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Well, hey, Bubbles, what can I do for
you?

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I was hoping I could just go in and see
Julian quickly.

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Yep, sign in there.

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All right.

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It's good to see you.

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This looks like a different type of
sheet here, is it? A new signing sheet?

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Yeah, that's our new one.

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Just put your name there, okay, good
man.

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Say, listen, are you starting to put on
a little bit of weight?

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Maybe, yes, because there's a sale on
bologna logs and I've been eating those.

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Oh, bologna logs.

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I love the smell of bologna. It's
actually quite sexual.

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Sexual? Well, yeah, the smoky kind. It
smells of...

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It smells so good and gets you riled up
in the morning.

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Anyway,

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why are you acting so weird?

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Oh, you're talking about sex, baloney,
and I don't know what that is, so.

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Well, it's a sexy smell. It's really
smoky. Why would that make you nervous?

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Oh, I'm not nervous. It's just, you
know, I just thought I was going to sign

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and go in, and now we're talking about
sex, baloney, and I want to just go see

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Julian if that's, you know.

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It's all right, but you seem pretty
fucking nervous all over a little bit of

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baloney sex talk.

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It's ridiculous.

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You want to go see him? Let's go. Just
calm the fuck down.

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Hey, Bubs.

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Hey, man. Hey, Julian.

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Um, listen, I... Guys, make it quick.

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All right, lift up your leg. Let's go.

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Bubs, he's in on it, obviously. Come on,
let's go. Okay, Bussy, get from here.

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I don't trust this. It's okay, bud.

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I wouldn't get you doing shit like this
since I had it covered. Let's go.

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What else do you got? What else do you
show her?

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It's my closet. Don't look at me. Let's
go.

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Right on, bud.

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Okay, listen now.

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I just don't know if I'm nice, but I
love you too.

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Something smells good, and I'm not
talking about the chili.

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Freddy, like I said, this is not
happening.

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Just so you know, what Freddy wants,
Freddy takes.

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Hey, buddy.

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All right, here we go.

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Toilet paper.

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Here's the rest of the shit. We can't do
this today. This food is already

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cooked. It's ready.

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What the fuck are you talking about?
Just throw the shit in. You can't just

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throw it in. You got to think about the
balance of flavors. It's perfect.

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The balance of flavors? Fuck the balance
of flavors. What are you doing? There's

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shit in there.

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That is way too much. Here, cut these
fucking things up and put them in there,

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too. This is my kitchen and my food.

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Look, I held up my end of the fucking
deal. You hold up your fucking end. Make

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it hot.

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Fine.

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You want hot?

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Hot! You're gonna get hot.

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I think so, man. It's fucking good. It's
the perfect amount of spice.

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Good job, Billy.

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I might have hit a peanut or something.

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Fuck, woo!

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What the fuck are you doing, man? I told
you not to eat lunch.

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I fucking didn't win.

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I 100 % said don't eat lunch today.

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Why? What do you mean why? Because of
what we were talking about.

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What were we talking about?

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And you guys are eating as well?

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What part of fucking skip lunch don't
you guys understand?

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00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,850
I thought you said you wanted to go
skipping after lunch.

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00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,390
Yeah, dude, like double dutch with a
rope.

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00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:25,130
Oh, the turtle's poking out of hell!

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Fuck!

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00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:27,990
I'm not going to eat that, sir.

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00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:31,190
No, no, no, no, listen, man. You don't
remember the conversation we had about

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fucking increasing sales?

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00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:35,030
I remember this and that about sales,
bro.

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00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,090
That's the one, man. I told you to skip.

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00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:40,270
How would you even fucking eat that
right now? It's the first thing I've

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able to taste in days. It's fucking
delicious, man. Well, you've got to stop

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eating. Put it down. Stop eating.

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00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:45,730
You're not going to eat that, boys?

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00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,550
No, no, no. Ricky, Ricky, no.

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00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:50,870
Stop eating. You're not the fucking boss
of my stomach, Julian, all right?

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00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:54,830
I need fucking food. This is really
good. All right, okay. I'm not the boss

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your stomach. I said weird.

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I'm going to go make some fucking money.

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00:18:57,890 --> 00:19:01,030
Eat away, bro. All right, I will fucking
eat. People have to eat to fucking

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live, Julian. Fuck you.

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00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:16,010
I'm not the kind of person that brags,
but you know what? That fucking thing I

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did today with the food was fucking
brilliant.

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Yeah, I do feel bad about the boys and
their asses and shit, but hey, it's

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fucking business.

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00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,510
And as a businessman, I saw a problem
and I turned it into fucking gold.

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It's fucking beautiful.

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00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:36,110
Ronnie Thunder was freaking out, and
that's when he kicked the fucking hinges

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right off her.

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00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,390
Hang on.

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00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,350
Hang on one second, please.

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00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:46,910
Hello? Hey, bud. How's it going, buddy?

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00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:48,850
Hey, Julian. What's going on, bud?

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00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:52,850
Not too much, man. Things are going
really fucking well in here, man. Like,

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good.

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00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,820
Okay, you're going to need them from
somebody else then.

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00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,600
Because I am not bringing anything else
in there, Julian.

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00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:10,980
What are you talking about trust, man?

365
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,260
Bubbles?

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00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,980
Bubbles, man? You need to get the fuck
down here and you need to bring some of

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00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,240
that Italian burn jelly you get from
that Alan guy.

368
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,520
What? Ricky, you're not making any
sense. Who the fuck is Alan?

369
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,700
The fucking jelly you put on burns that
you get from that fucking Alan O 'Veara.

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00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:28,990
Ricky, I'm not bringing you anything.
I'm sorry. I already brought Julian

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00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:32,470
fucking toilet paper and laxative
powder. I'm not doing it.

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00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:33,850
You brought what?

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00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:35,370
Laxative?

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00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:38,070
Chinese laxative. Did you put fucking
laxative in the food?

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00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,390
Yes, and ghost peppers. I told you not
to eat.

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00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:43,130
You fucking did this to me?

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00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:49,070
It's not my fault you're having fucking
gloom, man. I told you not to eat.

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00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:01,810
You wouldn't fucking

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00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
Fuck you!

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00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,360
Fuck you!

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00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,520
Everyone give me back my fucking toilet
paper!

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00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:43,720
Holy fuck, bod, you're raw back there.
It's fucking

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00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,460
killing me, man. Looks like a sailor
with a gouged out eyeball, man.

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00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
Thanks for this tear.

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00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:51,520
Fuck yeah, little ointment, you'll be
right as rain, bod.

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00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:53,740
Gee, you know.

387
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,280
Geez, don't wiggle.

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00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,160
Don't clench. Here we go.

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00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,460
There you go, bud. Oh, yeah, right
there. Oh, yeah. Fuck, that hurts.

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00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,880
Yeah, get right in there, dear.

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00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,620
Oh, fuck, man.

392
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,860
I ain't never seen something quite that
red.

393
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,680
That's a new color for sure.

394
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,540
Oh, that's got to sting.

395
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:14,780
Yeah, it sure does.

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00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,500
Okay, now you get up there, do some
wiggling around, get it in there. I

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00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,500
I'm done my part.

398
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,540
Okay.

399
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,060
Fuck. Yeah,

400
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:25,420
get down there deep. Oh, my God.

401
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,530
Yeah, anytime, bud, anytime.

402
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,910
Still feels like Pop the Tragic Dragon
kissing me on the fucking hole, though.