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Come on, Calvin,
j-just relax, baby.
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How can I relax?
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Our son may have gotten
a woman pregnant,
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and he's not even married.
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How are we gonna look
our pastor in the eye?
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We?
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You haven't looked him in
the eye since last Easter.
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No! Somebody's
using the bathroom.
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I'm s... I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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But, please, go away.
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So, do you see anything yet?
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Not yet.
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Okay, just so you know,
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whatever happens,
I will support you.
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Why would you need to
support me if it's negative?
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I don't know, girl. I ain't
never done this before!
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Ow!
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Why are you freaking
out? I'm the one
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who might have another
human growing inside me.
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And I already prepaid a
trip to Cancún this summer.
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I mean, I have travel insurance,
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but I don't think it
covers unprotected sex!
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Ooh.
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Ooh, is hot? Right?!
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It's hot in here!
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I always thought when
I had my first kid,
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I-I'd have a house,
a dog, a wife,
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my own drone racing team.
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Oh, that's the pee stick. Okay.
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Oh. Two pink lines.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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I can't believe my sweet,
little, innocent baby boy
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is gonna be a father.
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I know, Mommy. I can't
believe it, either.
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If you had told
me one of our sons
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would have had an oops baby,
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I would have guessed
it'd be Malcolm.
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Uh, yeah, okay,
sure, lash out at me.
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I didn't raise that
little rawdogger.
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- You know what?
- No, no, no, no.
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Calvin, Calvin, Calvin, stop it.
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You just shut up.
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Ignore him, Marty.
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Look, Mommy knows
that you're going
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through a lot of
feelings right now,
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but we're running out of time,
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so we got to pin
down a wedding date.
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Wedding?
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Mom, I told you, we're not
even in a relationship.
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What does that have
to do with anything?
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Okay, look, go easy on him, Ma.
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It's been a rough day
for lil' Nick Cannon.
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Hey, neighbors.
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How are we doing?
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We brought champagne and vodka.
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Depending on whether
we're celebrating or,
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uh, freaking out.
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Grandma could use some
of that bubbly, baby.
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Thank you.
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Mom, really?
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I'm sorry, I'm just excited
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that I'm getting a
little granddaughter.
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You already know the sex?
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Well, not officially,
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but she's definitely
having a girl.
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She's carrying high.
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She's not even showing.
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Not to you.
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Look, it doesn't even matter.
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The important thing
is I'm getting a baby.
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I'm-I'm having a baby.
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Courtney is having my baby.
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You know what I mean!
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I-I'm, I'm sorry, did, uh,
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did you say Courtney?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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So Courtney, who
works at the Fusebox,
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is the, uh
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baby mama?
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Can Dave say "baby mama"?
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It's not racist.
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But I don't like it.
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Yeah, man, why do you ask?
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No reason. It's nothing.
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Hold on.
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Because the way you're saying it
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doesn't sound like nothing.
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It's just my HR
experience talking.
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Theoretically, Courtney could
sue the Fusebox for everything.
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But that's only in theory and
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only if she's the type of person
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who wants a ton of money.
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Well, that's everybody, Dave.
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Marty, what were you thinking?
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It was a one-time
thing and it happened
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before Courtney even
worked at the Fusebox.
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I'm not like Malcolm, sleeping
with my colleagues at work.
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What?! Okay, okay.
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Yeah, see, he always does this.
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Deflects onto me
when he screws up.
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Just like when we were teenagers
and you dented Mama's car
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and screamed, "Uh, Malcolm's
got a bong in his room."
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My God, the smell
from that thing.
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By the way, Mama, he's still
got that bong in his room.
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Malcolm! I told you
to get rid of that!
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Marty got a girl pregnant, Mom!
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Okay, you better
watch your tongue.
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Dave, are you listening to this?
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Bongs and car wrecks
and pregnancies.
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Is this what we have to
look forward to with Grover?
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Oh, oh, God, no.
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No, we're gonna do a much
better job as parents.
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No offense, Calvin.
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I'll do it.
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Get out, Dave.
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Ooh, Gemma, I have great news.
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New episode of our
show just dropped.
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Ooh, a new Blood Tide?
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I love murder.
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You know, I have a theory.
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The body in the shrimp
boat, I think it's Don.
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You know, we only saw his shoes.
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And we know Don loves leather.
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Oh, right, and he has a
shellfish allergy, too.
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My theory is even
smarter than I thought.
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I'm gonna go nuke
the Hot Pockets.
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You get the TV on
the right input.
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I can never figure that out.
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What-what, now?
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I can't watch it now.
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But it's already
been out for an hour.
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I won't be able to
go on social media.
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Gemma, don't do this to me.
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I have that board of
trustees meeting at school.
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Oh, of course, yeah, I
suppose that's more important.
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Hey, guys. Am I
interrupting anything?
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- Yes, Malcolm, actually, you are.
- Well, that's great. I'll only be
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one second. Thank you, Dave.
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Listen, I just needed
some clarification
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on the whole dating
Janelle situation.
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I know that we work
together, but it's not like
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Janelle works for me,
so I'm in the clear.
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- Right?
- Well, you both work at USC,
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so I don't know.
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Have you officially
disclosed your relationship?
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Uh, I mean, well, we do make
out in the hallway sometimes,
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so I feel like it's
kind of out there.
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In the hallway?
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You got to move that
stuff into your office.
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Right, Dave?
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You probably just need to file
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some sort of relationship
disclosure form.
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But that'll make
it so formal, man.
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Look, right now
it is great, okay?
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I don't text her in the
morning, no problem.
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But once I put that label
on it and don't text her,
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then we got beef.
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Well, if you want
to keep your job,
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you may have to eat the beef.
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J-Just sign the form!
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Yes. Thank you, Dave.
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- All right.
- I'll walk out with you.
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All right. DAVE:
Great, I'll just
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be here alone without
the television
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or Hot Pockets.
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Guess it won't hurt
just to watch the recap.
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Previously on Blood Tide...
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"Pursuant to section
seven of the agreement,
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"all parties agree to
indemnify in perpetuity
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"the Fusebox and all
legal ownership partners
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"from any legal action resulting
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"from interactions that
occurred in or outside
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the aforementioned business."
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See? Simple.
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No! No, what does
that even mean?
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I don't know, Marty.
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I just told our lawyers
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you got freaky with an employee.
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He said get her to sign that.
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Since when do relationships
come with so much paperwork?
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I got the same thing
here with Janelle.
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You two do know
there's a thing called
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"meeting a woman
in a bar," right?
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Don, don't eat that.
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The ceviche has shrimp in it.
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You'll go into
anaphylactic sho...
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And Nicole emptied your EpiPen.
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Dad, can you keep it down?
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Oh, sorry, buddy. You
doing your homework?
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Sure.
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Isn't this the-the show
you watch with Mom?
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This show? Uh...
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Yeah, but... this
is just a preview.
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It says you've
watched 37 minutes.
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Well, it's a, it's
a long preview.
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But you know what?
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You don't have to
tell Mom about this.
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You're right.
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I don't have to tell her.
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But lying is wrong.
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You just lied about
doing your homework.
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Right, and-and two
lies would be a lot.
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Y-You want me to go to
heaven, don't you, Dad?
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Cut the crap, kid.
What do you want?
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I want to bump my
curfew to midnight.
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And get a pet snake.
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No way.
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10:00 and a hamster.
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10:30 and a lizard.
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Deal.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Uh-oh.
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The hitting coach is
here to hit on me.
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No. No, no, no. Um...
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You know, I was talking to
Dave, and, uh, you know,
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he knows a whole lot of
that, uh, HR stuff, right?
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And he was thinking that we need
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to register our situation
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with the university.
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And by situation, you mean?
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This, this thing.
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How-how we are, to...
you know, uh, together.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I think the word you're
looking for is "relationship."
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Ooh-ooh.
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I was gonna go with
the word "vibe."
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Yeah. But
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yeah, I mean, we can go
with "relationship," yeah.
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But-but I don't want you
to think I'm trying to push
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that issue, okay? It is not me.
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This is coming from the top.
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- Oh, "the top"?
- Yeah.
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Wow. Yikes!
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We don't want to
mess with the top.
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Okay, okay, all right, listen.
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I'm trying to make sure we
don't lose our jobs over this
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you know...
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- This vibe?
- Yes.
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- You get it.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Uh-uh.
- Mm-mm.
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Not till we sign.
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Huh?
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The top could be watching.
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You're worried I'm
going to sue you?
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Me? No, no, not at all.
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Uh, my dad, quite a bit, yes.
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Well, you know
what, tell your dad
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not to worry, I'm not after
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his precious money.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for being
so chill about this.
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Hey, thank you.
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This really helps
me make my decision.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, what decision is that?
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You know, this pregnancy
really caught me off guard,
258
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,650
and I didn't know what to do.
259
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,086
Oh, a-about having the baby?
260
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,698
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm having this baby.
261
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:38,265
I just didn't know how I
was going to raise a baby
262
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,354
so far from my family.
263
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,618
But now, seeing how you and
your family are tripping,
264
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,707
I realize I'm better
off going back home.
265
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,708
To Calgary?
266
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,970
Yes.
267
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,189
But that's in Canada.
268
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,974
Yeah, I'm aware.
269
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,715
And I had no intention
of going back there,
270
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,543
but in Calgary, me and my baby
271
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,416
will be surrounded by my
family, who will be supportive.
272
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,984
Unlike your family, who
thinks I'm a gold digger.
273
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,638
No.
274
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,075
No, not-not my whole family.
275
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,971
Just my dad. A-And
my neighbor Dave.
276
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,825
Ooh! I'm so nervous
about what's gonna happen
277
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,087
on tonight's new episode.
278
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,436
I don't know how you can eat.
279
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,698
Well, I had a
light lunch, Gemma.
280
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,787
My being hungry is
perfectly normal.
281
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,223
- Okay, start it. Start it.
- Okay, here we go.
282
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:28,315
Ugh! What do you
think's gonna happen?
283
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:29,882
Well, it's
284
00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,299
it's hard to say, really.
285
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,193
Oh, my God, that's hot.
286
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,282
Hot...
287
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,327
The Hot Pocket's hot.
288
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,807
I can't hear what the fishing
boat captain is saying.
289
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,591
It's not important.
290
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,313
How do you know?
291
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,730
Uh, I... I don't... I
don't. I don't know.
292
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,254
- How-how would I? I don't know.
- Anything about this episode. - Oh...
293
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,517
You know, maybe
it was important.
294
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,215
- Do you want to go back?
- I should go back. - No, y-you're still talking,
295
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,762
so now we have to go back.
296
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,180
I have something to confess.
297
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,140
Something horrible.
298
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,489
What?
299
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,143
Oh, man.
300
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,710
This is gonna be rough.
301
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,147
You know what? Let
me get that first.
302
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,323
Wha... uh, you better not.
It says "spam likely."
303
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,672
Well, it doesn't say
"spam definitely,"
304
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:21,934
- so let me just answer it.
- No, Dave...
305
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,283
Spit it out. What did
you do? What did you do?
306
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:26,460
I watched the episode
last night, without you.
307
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,923
This was our show, and
I violated your trust.
308
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,554
It's okay.
309
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,295
No, it's not.
310
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,732
I deserve to be dead.
311
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,734
Just like Don.
312
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,083
Spoilers!
313
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,128
I'm sorry.
314
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,391
God, I'm sorry.
God, I'm a monster.
315
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,742
Just like Nicole who
emptied the EpiPen.
316
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,700
Dave!
317
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,923
I don't deserve you. God,
I hate that I'm so weak.
318
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,751
Dave, stop.
319
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,820
To be honest, I'm
a little relieved.
320
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,799
I've been trying to
find the right time
321
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,975
to tell you this.
322
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,456
You know how, for months
now, you've been saying
323
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,805
we should finally
watch the Barbie movie,
324
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,937
and I kept saying,
"Not tonight"?
325
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,398
That's because.
326
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,489
I saw the movie without you.
327
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,197
You what?
328
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,610
Tina and I snuck
off to a matinee.
329
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,829
I'm-I'm sorry.
330
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,353
Sorry's not gonna cut it, Gemma!
331
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,466
You know how badly I wanted
to see the Barbie movie.
332
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,142
All of my blog followers
have been waiting
333
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,515
to hear my hot take.
334
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,712
I-If it makes you
feel any better,
335
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,062
you wouldn't have
liked it anyway.
336
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,107
- No? It was not good?
- No, you would have loved it.
337
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,674
- It was so good.
- I-I know I would have loved it!
338
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,284
That's what everybody says.
339
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,336
Well.
340
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,164
Courtney signed the agreement.
341
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,209
I hope you're happy.
342
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,604
Well, all right, I am happy.
343
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,346
Dad, she wasn't gonna
sue us, but she was upset
344
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,651
that we thought she
was a gold digger.
345
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,045
I never would have
called her that.
346
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,091
I'm not rude.
347
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,118
I just thought she was somebody
trying to stick me for my paper.
348
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,445
Well, your paper's
safe now, Dad,
349
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,055
because Courtney's
moving back to Canada.
350
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:26,624
What-what? Wait, what?
351
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,582
She's taking my baby to Canada?
352
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,194
No, no, no, that-that's too far.
353
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,481
That's-that's too
cold. That's too white.
354
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,591
Look, baby, there-there
are Black people in Canada.
355
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,506
Name two.
356
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,594
Drake,
357
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,534
and, uh, Courtney's mom.
358
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,167
I hope you're happy, Calvin.
359
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,908
He is. N-No, I am not.
360
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,910
Baby, we can...
361
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,433
Look,
362
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,913
Courtney and I
hadn't figured out
363
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,741
how we were gonna raise
this baby together.
364
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,439
All I knew is I wanted them
to be a part of my life.
365
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,901
Now I'm losing my
friend and my baby.
366
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,273
Damn.
367
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,319
I really blew it this time, huh?
368
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,234
Yes, you did.
369
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,063
And if you don't fix it,
370
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,630
you better get your passport
and your puffy coat, Grandpa,
371
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,613
'cause we're moving to Canada.
372
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,944
Number 96.
373
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,839
Oh! That's me.
374
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,171
This requires both
signatories to be present.
375
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,782
Well, you see, uh,
that's the thing.
376
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:41,786
The other signatory, she's,
uh, she's not here yet.
377
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:45,050
Number 97.
378
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,225
Whoa, wait a minute, man.
379
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,923
Hey... Whoa, no, no, sit down.
380
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,447
Sit-sit down.
381
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,579
Look, man, she should be
here any second, okay?
382
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,538
She had a tennis match
at, uh, a-at 8:30,
383
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,019
and, uh, maybe,
maybe she got caught
384
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,021
in one of those long
deuce situations.
385
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,892
That can happen. It can go long.
386
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,657
Or, uh
387
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,810
maybe she's not gonna show.
388
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,030
Oh, damn, do you think
maybe she got cold feet
389
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,857
from all the relationship talk?
390
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,797
Are you this needy with
the other signatory?
391
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,127
Malcolm.
392
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,085
Hey. You came.
393
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,632
You see? That's her.
394
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,397
Sorry I'm late.
395
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,553
I sprained my ankle
going for a drop shot.
396
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,039
Take good care of her.
397
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,042
I will.
398
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,611
Thank you, sir.
399
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,158
Do you,
400
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,856
Malcolm Butler,
401
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,752
attest that the statements
written here are true?
402
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:57,886
I do.
403
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,301
And do you, Janelle Finch,
404
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,000
attest that the statements
written here are true?
405
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,590
I do.
406
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:16,576
Your relationship
disclosure is approved.
407
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,958
Number 97.
408
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,679
Okay, baby.
409
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,073
Now, you sure you
don't need my help?
410
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,163
Yes. Look, I caused all
this. I need to fix it.
411
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,078
Okay, well, if it's not
working, just give me the signal
412
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,645
and I'll come in with the tears.
413
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,473
You know nobody can
resist my ugly cry.
414
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,258
Oh, okay, ooh, ooh, all right.
415
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,086
Okay, all right,
all right, okay.
416
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,783
Let's hope it
doesn't come to that.
417
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,916
Okay, come on.
418
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,005
Hey, Courtney?
419
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,704
Don't worry, I'm out of here.
I'm just packing up my things.
420
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,035
Oh, well, you're taking
quite a few pens.
421
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,189
Keep the pens. Keep the pens.
422
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,756
Listen, uh,
423
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,303
c-can I talk to
you for a second?
424
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,980
Ah, are those some more papers
that you want me to sign?
425
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,332
Uh, no. These are the
ones you already signed.
426
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,856
And, um...
427
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,838
What are you doing?
428
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,905
Look, Courtney, I was an idiot.
429
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,951
I just was thinking about
430
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,822
losing all of this,
and I forgot about
431
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,694
what was really important.
432
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,043
What's that?
433
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,697
Family.
434
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,265
My family. And it's growing now.
435
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:39,529
I mean, it includes your baby.
436
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,295
And in a weird way, you.
437
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,319
He's trying to
say, "We love you."
438
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,063
Oh, go ahead, baby.
You got it, you got it.
439
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,454
So...
440
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:55,284
I really, really hope you
change your mind and stay.
441
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,764
I know Marty does, too.
442
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,027
I promise you, y-you
won't be sorry.
443
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:04,336
Well, I admit, I didn't
really want to go back.
444
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,947
Don't go back. Don't go back.
445
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,689
Stay here and have the
baby. Look, we got snacks.
446
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,411
We got snacks, right here.
447
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,826
Wait, w-what's your company's
maternity leave policy?
448
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,027
Oh, well, usually...
Whatever you want.
449
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,441
Right, Calvin?
450
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:25,401
Yeah. Yeah, right. Uh...
cool, yeah. For sure.
451
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,489
- Yep, yep.
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,968
You got a deal.
453
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:30,667
- Oh, thank God.
- All right. All right, very good.
454
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,234
But I'm-a need that in writing.
455
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,019
Nice one.
456
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,629
The comeback, you know,
457
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,675
because I did the contract...
She's not laughing, Calvin.
458
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,416
Well, damn.
459
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,200
Dad, what are you doing, man?
460
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,506
Haven't you caused
enough damage?
461
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,985
No, no, Marty.
462
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,273
Uh, look, I apologized,
and she's staying.
463
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,686
You are?
464
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,209
Yeah.
465
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,386
It's pretty hard to pass up
a ten-month maternity leave.
466
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,108
Ah. Take a year.
467
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,350
I got my grandbaby.
468
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,724
I got my grandbaby.
469
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,925
Do I have to wear this headband?
470
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,405
It's fun, baby.
471
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,234
It's part of the
whole Barbie thing.
472
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,868
I just feel like I look stupid.
473
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,263
Hot Pocket up.
474
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,224
No, okay, I'm good.
475
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,377
Hey, Dave.
476
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,422
Oh, you look great.
477
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,362
Could you guys believe that I
already owned all this stuff?
478
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,757
Yeah, we can.
479
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,259
Watch your fingers, Tina.
480
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,198
We're not at our house.
481
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,047
What are you talking
about, Calvin?
482
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,006
I'm not saying that
I lost my lizard,
483
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,424
but have any of
you seen a lizard?
484
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,457
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