1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,593 --> 00:00:04,158 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,851 What'd Missy do now? 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,509 I came home from church early 4 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:09,902 and found your sister in her bedroom 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,078 with a boy. 6 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,079 Were they doing it? 7 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,515 They were trying. 8 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:14,478 What's that mean? 9 00:00:14,498 --> 00:00:16,884 There were pants on the floor, that is all I'm saying. 10 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,222 - So, what'd you do? - What do you think I did? 11 00:00:19,242 --> 00:00:21,933 I took off my shoe and I hit him with it. 12 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:31,576 Hey, it's your mom. She sounds mad. 13 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,431 Probably Missy. 14 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,423 Hello. 15 00:00:34,443 --> 00:00:36,886 I am so upset with your sister. 16 00:00:36,985 --> 00:00:38,674 - Missy. - Mm. 17 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,324 What'd she do now? 18 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:43,242 - I found condoms in her room. - What? 19 00:00:43,262 --> 00:00:45,774 It is worse. The box isn't full. 20 00:00:45,794 --> 00:00:47,828 - What's happening? - Well, did you talk to her? 21 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,079 She is at school. 22 00:00:49,099 --> 00:00:50,631 - Who's the boy? - What boy? 23 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:53,031 My mom found condoms in Missy's room. 24 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:54,847 Yikes. 25 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,167 I don't know who he is. 26 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:59,117 - Well, what are you gonna do? - Ground her, 27 00:00:59,137 --> 00:01:01,470 kill her, I haven't decided. 28 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,292 How about this? You ground her, I'll kill him. 29 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:05,601 Deal. 30 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,290 - Give me. - Why? 31 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:08,483 I think I can help. 32 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,935 Hey, Mary. Uh, if you're okay with it, I can talk to her. 33 00:01:13,955 --> 00:01:15,840 - Why? - Well, she trusts me. 34 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:18,761 - Maybe I can find out what's going on. - I know what's going on. 35 00:01:18,881 --> 00:01:21,827 There's a three-pack of condoms and only two left. 36 00:01:22,636 --> 00:01:24,977 Well, that could mean a lot of things. 37 00:01:25,065 --> 00:01:26,159 Like? 38 00:01:26,179 --> 00:01:27,401 Like... 39 00:01:28,074 --> 00:01:29,982 Let me talk to her and get back to you. 40 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,228 Okay. Thanks. 41 00:01:35,025 --> 00:01:36,789 I cannot believe this. 42 00:01:36,809 --> 00:01:38,748 Well, at least she was being careful. 43 00:01:38,768 --> 00:01:40,518 Careful is keeping your pants on. 44 00:01:41,597 --> 00:01:42,715 She's a teenager. 45 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,362 It's gonna happen sooner or later. 46 00:01:44,382 --> 00:01:46,491 Later. I love later. 47 00:01:47,116 --> 00:01:49,454 A-And when you talk to her, get the name of this guy. 48 00:01:49,474 --> 00:01:52,453 And where he lives. And if he's bigger than me. 49 00:01:53,652 --> 00:01:55,761 Okay, one step at a time. 50 00:01:55,785 --> 00:01:57,767 Where did she even get condoms? 51 00:01:57,787 --> 00:01:59,682 Drugstore, I guess. 52 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:03,290 Really? I never had the courage to buy them at a drugstore. 53 00:02:03,314 --> 00:02:06,206 Which is why I had to buy a pregnancy test. 54 00:02:07,014 --> 00:02:09,170 Why was she snooping in my room? 55 00:02:09,299 --> 00:02:12,299 More importantly, you cannot tell her I gave them to you. 56 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:42,377 She's gonna kill me. 57 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:43,987 Probably. 58 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:45,510 What do I do? 59 00:02:45,691 --> 00:02:48,035 Well, she doesn't know you did anything. 60 00:02:48,055 --> 00:02:50,328 She knows there's a condom missing. 61 00:02:50,348 --> 00:02:54,428 Right, so I guess that means you... 62 00:02:54,452 --> 00:02:55,395 Yeah. 63 00:02:56,933 --> 00:02:58,867 So, how'd it go? 64 00:02:58,891 --> 00:03:01,091 Over so fast I'm not sure it counted. 65 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:03,712 Yeah. Get used to that. 66 00:03:05,672 --> 00:03:06,994 I'm dead. 67 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:09,056 Well, I think we have two options here: 68 00:03:09,076 --> 00:03:12,002 we come clean and we hope she understands or... 69 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:13,756 We lie our asses off. 70 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,788 That one. Asses. 71 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,065 Okay, I'll tell your mom 72 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:20,284 that you stole them from the drugstore. 73 00:03:20,304 --> 00:03:22,286 - Why? - Well, shoplifting, 74 00:03:22,306 --> 00:03:25,233 it's a distraction, like pleading guilty to a lesser offense. 75 00:03:25,253 --> 00:03:27,422 - Smart. - Mm-hmm, and you were curious 76 00:03:27,442 --> 00:03:29,728 how they worked, so you took one out 77 00:03:29,748 --> 00:03:31,643 and you put it on a banana. 78 00:03:31,663 --> 00:03:33,023 A banana? 79 00:03:33,143 --> 00:03:34,925 A cucumber, a carrot, it doesn't matter. 80 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:37,493 What matters is you weren't having sex. 81 00:03:37,513 --> 00:03:38,650 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 82 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:39,956 Thank you. 83 00:03:40,237 --> 00:03:41,784 I got your back. 84 00:03:42,382 --> 00:03:44,526 Someday I hope I can do this kind of thing for CeeCee. 85 00:03:44,546 --> 00:03:46,419 What is wrong with you? No! 86 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:57,453 If you don't need anything else, I'm-a head out. 87 00:03:57,473 --> 00:03:58,670 Already? 88 00:03:58,690 --> 00:04:01,140 I work part-time for free. I leave when I want. 89 00:04:01,911 --> 00:04:04,106 Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 90 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:05,364 Sure. 91 00:04:05,384 --> 00:04:08,680 When Mandy was a teenager, how did you keep boys away from her? 92 00:04:08,918 --> 00:04:10,465 Your daughter craps in a diaper. 93 00:04:10,485 --> 00:04:12,785 That ought to take care of the boys for a while. 94 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:15,196 No, it's my sister. 95 00:04:15,216 --> 00:04:17,646 With my dad gone, she's my responsibility. 96 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,587 Yeah, I get that. 97 00:04:20,549 --> 00:04:23,173 Well, when the fellas used to come around to see Mandy, 98 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:26,998 I'd shake their hands so hard I could see tears in their eyes. 99 00:04:27,545 --> 00:04:30,415 I think I missed my window to scare the boy off. 100 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:33,618 Oh, well, in that case, I find living in denial 101 00:04:33,638 --> 00:04:35,883 to be an excellent coping strategy. 102 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:39,194 - So, stick my head in the sand? - Oh, yeah. Deep as you can go. 103 00:04:40,195 --> 00:04:42,569 - I-I don't think I can do that. - You sure? 104 00:04:42,589 --> 00:04:45,047 It got me through finding out that my daughter got knocked up 105 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,983 by some dumbass 17-year-old. 106 00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:49,456 But now you love me, right? 107 00:04:50,586 --> 00:04:52,886 Shake my hand, let me show you how much. 108 00:04:56,065 --> 00:04:58,556 You know I don't like gossip, but there's a nasty rumor 109 00:04:58,576 --> 00:05:00,906 going around about one of our younger parishioners. 110 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,299 Oh. Really? 111 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:04,716 Um, anyone I know? 112 00:05:04,736 --> 00:05:06,129 Actually, yes. 113 00:05:06,149 --> 00:05:07,735 Mark Delfino. 114 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:11,713 Word on the street is, he's selling marijuana cigarettes. 115 00:05:12,082 --> 00:05:14,682 Everybody knows that. He's a terrible child. 116 00:05:15,324 --> 00:05:16,531 Oh, you're here. 117 00:05:16,908 --> 00:05:18,141 Hey. 118 00:05:18,161 --> 00:05:20,315 Hey, Mandy. What brings you by? 119 00:05:20,335 --> 00:05:22,756 She doesn't need a reason to visit her mother-in-law. 120 00:05:22,776 --> 00:05:24,060 That's nice. 121 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,453 How's little CeeCee doing? 122 00:05:25,473 --> 00:05:27,237 I bet she's gabbing up a storm. 123 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:29,152 Oh, yeah, she is a real chatterbox. 124 00:05:29,172 --> 00:05:30,307 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 125 00:05:31,751 --> 00:05:34,592 - What have you got? - Okay, it's not as bad as you think. 126 00:05:34,612 --> 00:05:35,767 There was no sex. 127 00:05:35,787 --> 00:05:37,765 Oh, thank the Lord. 128 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,202 Wait. 129 00:05:40,669 --> 00:05:43,471 Why, then, was there a condom missing? 130 00:05:43,491 --> 00:05:45,491 Oh, well... 131 00:05:46,082 --> 00:05:48,606 You're gonna laugh. Um, she was curious, 132 00:05:48,626 --> 00:05:52,372 so she took one out and she put it on a banana. 133 00:05:53,501 --> 00:05:55,130 That's what she told you? 134 00:05:55,851 --> 00:05:57,094 Yeah. 135 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,313 And you believed it? 136 00:05:59,605 --> 00:06:00,662 You don't? 137 00:06:00,682 --> 00:06:04,314 No. That is the stupidest story I've ever heard. 138 00:06:04,338 --> 00:06:06,797 No, it's a good story. It's very plausible. 139 00:06:07,799 --> 00:06:10,994 Oh, and she stole them from the drugstore. 140 00:06:11,469 --> 00:06:12,841 Well, that part I buy. 141 00:06:14,412 --> 00:06:15,802 What are you gonna do? 142 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:20,247 I am gonna put the fear of God into that girl 143 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:21,644 is what I'm gonna do. 144 00:06:21,664 --> 00:06:23,878 Well, what exactly does that entail? 145 00:06:23,898 --> 00:06:26,166 Well, for starters, I'm gonna ground her, 146 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,824 - take her door off her bedroom. - That should do it. 147 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:32,807 Then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV and make her watch videos of childbirth. 148 00:06:33,628 --> 00:06:36,220 Try and find some big-headed babies. 149 00:06:38,128 --> 00:06:40,005 Wow. You've really thought about this. 150 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,756 Every day for 16 years. 151 00:06:47,294 --> 00:06:49,754 Oh, CeeCee's getting cuter by the day. 152 00:06:49,774 --> 00:06:53,058 You know, when she was born, she was bald and chunky like Jim, 153 00:06:53,082 --> 00:06:54,829 but now she's all me. 154 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,633 Hey, Mom, need the phone. 155 00:06:58,653 --> 00:07:00,804 Oh, in a minute. I'm talking to your Aunt Louise. 156 00:07:00,824 --> 00:07:03,812 - Okay, but this is important. - Well, so is this. 157 00:07:03,978 --> 00:07:05,205 It's Amanda. 158 00:07:05,603 --> 00:07:07,385 Aunt Louise says hi. 159 00:07:07,405 --> 00:07:09,557 Oh, let me talk to her. 160 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,193 Hi, Aunt Louise. Bye, Aunt Louise. 161 00:07:11,243 --> 00:07:13,196 - Amanda. - Yes, I know, I'm terrible. 162 00:07:13,216 --> 00:07:14,106 I'll be right back. 163 00:07:17,454 --> 00:07:18,535 - Hello. - Hey. 164 00:07:18,555 --> 00:07:21,634 She didn't believe the banana story, which is crazy, 'cause it's so good. 165 00:07:22,851 --> 00:07:24,702 Melissa Cooper, where are you? 166 00:07:24,722 --> 00:07:26,530 - I got to go. - Oh, but she did believe 167 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:28,110 you stole it, so run with that. 168 00:07:33,314 --> 00:07:34,930 What was that all about? 169 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,714 Oh, I'd rather not say. 170 00:07:36,734 --> 00:07:38,233 Amanda. 171 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,588 Missy got caught shoplifting. 172 00:07:40,986 --> 00:07:42,499 I believe it. 173 00:07:43,946 --> 00:07:45,070 Who is the boy? 174 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,258 There is no boy. 175 00:07:46,278 --> 00:07:48,309 - Was that him on the phone? - No. 176 00:07:48,329 --> 00:07:51,163 You had better start explaining yourself. 177 00:07:51,183 --> 00:07:53,470 Why? You're just gonna tell me I'm going to hell. 178 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:56,125 Well, sex before marriage is a sin. 179 00:07:56,192 --> 00:07:57,257 You did it. 180 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,143 And God punished me with a disrespectful daughter. 181 00:08:01,478 --> 00:08:02,867 I'm not talking about this. 182 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,230 But you'll talk to Mandy? 183 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,075 Yes. She listens and doesn't lecture me. 184 00:08:08,853 --> 00:08:11,141 Did she know about this? 185 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,762 Pass the salt. 186 00:08:17,161 --> 00:08:18,230 Hello? 187 00:08:18,488 --> 00:08:19,844 - Huh? - Salt. 188 00:08:19,864 --> 00:08:21,812 Oh. Sorry. 189 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,774 You okay? 190 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,794 Yeah. Fine. 191 00:08:27,468 --> 00:08:30,403 Here's some good news: I may buy a trombone. 192 00:08:31,398 --> 00:08:32,640 How is that good news? 193 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,424 I don't own one and now I might. 194 00:08:34,444 --> 00:08:36,024 Anyone else lost? 195 00:08:38,753 --> 00:08:39,730 I'll get it. 196 00:08:41,314 --> 00:08:42,363 Hello? 197 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,086 She's headed your way and she's pissed. 198 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:45,255 Hang on. 199 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,423 What did you tell her? 200 00:08:48,812 --> 00:08:50,085 I'll get it. 201 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,708 Hey. We're eating dinner. Don't be rude. 202 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:55,702 You're on the phone. 203 00:08:57,206 --> 00:09:00,190 I thought my trombone news would've made a bigger splash. 204 00:09:02,037 --> 00:09:04,729 Where is your lying wife? 205 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,396 Can you come back later? We're having dinner. 206 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,429 Mary, I know you're mad... 207 00:09:15,449 --> 00:09:19,690 Oh, I am way past mad. I am ticked. 208 00:09:21,283 --> 00:09:22,586 About what? 209 00:09:23,123 --> 00:09:26,457 You don't know about this one giving your sister condoms? 210 00:09:26,477 --> 00:09:27,936 What? 211 00:09:27,956 --> 00:09:29,889 How could you do that? She's just a kid. 212 00:09:29,909 --> 00:09:31,375 Should we give them some privacy? 213 00:09:31,395 --> 00:09:33,042 - Shut up. - No. 214 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:35,537 What were you thinking? 215 00:09:35,557 --> 00:09:36,464 She was thinking 216 00:09:36,484 --> 00:09:39,051 that it was her place to make decisions about my daughter. 217 00:09:39,071 --> 00:09:40,906 Hey, she came to me. 218 00:09:40,926 --> 00:09:42,516 Uh, then you lied about it? 219 00:09:42,536 --> 00:09:44,823 Only because I didn't want to get her in trouble. 220 00:09:44,843 --> 00:09:46,507 Or get me in trouble. 221 00:09:47,202 --> 00:09:50,045 You stay away from Missy. 222 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,267 Wow. 223 00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:56,182 I've never seen her so upset. 224 00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:58,223 She ain't the only one. 225 00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:02,866 - Whoa. - I'm with Mary on this. 226 00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:04,608 Whoa. 227 00:10:12,219 --> 00:10:13,614 Are you avoiding me? 228 00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:14,548 I'm trying. 229 00:10:14,972 --> 00:10:18,111 Okay, listen. Missy was talking to me about this guy she's seeing, 230 00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:21,512 it was starting to get serious, so I wanted to make sure she was safe. 231 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,433 Did you try telling her not to do it? 232 00:10:23,906 --> 00:10:26,081 If anybody had told you that, would it have worked? 233 00:10:26,101 --> 00:10:28,034 That's different. I'm a guy. 234 00:10:28,054 --> 00:10:31,173 So it was okay for you to have sex in high school 235 00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:33,259 but not the girls you were with? 236 00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:34,586 Yes. 237 00:10:35,215 --> 00:10:39,069 And I, for one, was disappointed in their lack of self-control. 238 00:10:40,446 --> 00:10:42,480 I'm sure they were disappointed, too. 239 00:10:43,127 --> 00:10:46,180 This ain't about me. This is about you keeping secrets. 240 00:10:46,718 --> 00:10:49,061 You honestly want to know about your sister's sex life? 241 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,066 No, but I need to. She's my responsibility. 242 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,938 Fine. 243 00:10:54,478 --> 00:10:57,122 She's been seeing this guy for a while, she really likes him, 244 00:10:57,142 --> 00:10:59,697 they've been fooling around, mostly over-the-clothes stuff, 245 00:10:59,717 --> 00:11:01,721 - but you know... - You're right, don't want to hear it. 246 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,202 Which is why I was handling it. 247 00:11:04,226 --> 00:11:06,099 She's my responsibility, too. 248 00:11:06,119 --> 00:11:08,368 Well, my mom don't see it that way. 249 00:11:08,388 --> 00:11:10,387 Well, then you need to make her understand. 250 00:11:10,407 --> 00:11:12,883 I ain't taking your side in this. 251 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:15,224 You have no choice. I'm your wife. 252 00:11:15,244 --> 00:11:17,454 So I don't get to decide the side I'm on? 253 00:11:17,474 --> 00:11:20,125 No, the side was decided, and the side is mine. 254 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,688 What about the boy? Can I at least kick his ass? 255 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,674 Should my brother have kicked your ass? 256 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:27,704 Connor? Please. 257 00:11:29,493 --> 00:11:32,920 Like I had time to beat up every guy Mandy had sex with. 258 00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:40,238 So, just because I'm married, I'm supposed to tell my mom she's wrong? 259 00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:41,979 You can't go against your mom. 260 00:11:42,003 --> 00:11:43,245 Well, what about my wife? 261 00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:44,707 Dude, you only get one mom. 262 00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:46,727 You can have tons of wives. 263 00:11:47,509 --> 00:11:48,608 Seriously? 264 00:11:48,628 --> 00:11:50,401 Fine. Two, three, tops. 265 00:11:50,421 --> 00:11:52,311 Maybe four. You started young. 266 00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:56,496 Since you have none wives, maybe pipe down. 267 00:11:57,596 --> 00:11:59,388 Well, what would you do? 268 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:01,042 Rule of thumb, 269 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:02,913 if you have to pick between two women, 270 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:04,983 always pick the one you sleep with. 271 00:12:05,003 --> 00:12:07,618 Aw, you can only sleep with one woman? 272 00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:09,132 I sleep with several. 273 00:12:10,327 --> 00:12:11,827 - No, you don't. - I could. 274 00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:16,232 So you always side with Mrs. McAllister over your mom? 275 00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:17,541 Exactly. 276 00:12:17,561 --> 00:12:19,853 You know, I've never met your mom. 277 00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:21,799 Exactly. 278 00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:24,055 Well, I'm not cutting out my mother. 279 00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:26,050 I want her and Mandy to get along. 280 00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,586 I really could. 281 00:12:31,749 --> 00:12:32,991 I have tried so hard 282 00:12:33,011 --> 00:12:35,907 to raise Missy with good Christian values. 283 00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:37,604 Not your fault. Kids these days 284 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,928 are faced with all sorts of temptation. 285 00:12:39,948 --> 00:12:41,347 Tell me about it. 286 00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,305 Just the other day, I saw a music video 287 00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,686 about a man who liked big butts. 288 00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:47,266 Oh, Lord. 289 00:12:47,611 --> 00:12:49,281 He was honest about it. 290 00:12:50,468 --> 00:12:52,102 But it's still very troubling. 291 00:12:52,202 --> 00:12:54,360 And Mandy's not helping, making Missy think 292 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,841 that this kind of behavior's acceptable. 293 00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:59,709 Well, we'll continue to pray on this. 294 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,890 Thank you for listening. 295 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:06,311 God didn't give me these just for holding up sunglasses. 296 00:13:12,311 --> 00:13:14,550 - Hey, Georgie. - Shh. 297 00:13:14,574 --> 00:13:16,060 I don't want my mom to know I'm here. 298 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,119 - What's going on? - Oh, she's mad at Mandy, 299 00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:19,341 I'm caught in the middle, 300 00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:21,343 and I'm hoping you can smooth things out. 301 00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:24,085 - Won't that put me in the middle? - Yep. So what's the plan? 302 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,827 Well, your mother's unhappy 303 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,742 that Mandy overstepped her bounds. 304 00:13:28,762 --> 00:13:31,184 I didn't ask for a recap, I asked for a plan. 305 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,860 I suppose I could sit down with all parties 306 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,897 and open up a line of communication? 307 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,570 Great. Let me know how it goes. 308 00:13:39,207 --> 00:13:40,972 You're one of the parties. 309 00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,752 Oh, come on. 310 00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:45,189 Does anyone really think I'll be helpful here? 311 00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:48,719 You're not putting me in a room with three angry women, Georgie. 312 00:13:48,839 --> 00:13:49,859 You're coming. 313 00:13:56,964 --> 00:14:01,122 First of all, I just want to thank everyone for being here. 314 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:03,603 In a family, nothing is more important 315 00:14:03,623 --> 00:14:05,229 than honest and open communica... 316 00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:07,393 Oh, just start. 317 00:14:08,188 --> 00:14:09,994 I'll start. I don't want to be here. 318 00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:13,246 Well, you should've thought about that before you took your clothes off. 319 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:14,938 Please let me leave. 320 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,103 Suck it up. 321 00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:21,378 You are so lucky your father's not alive, because this would've killed him. 322 00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:23,739 And you wonder why she doesn't want to talk to you. 323 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,886 - Mandy. - What? She's making it worse. 324 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:29,237 - No, you're making it worse. - Uh, Georgie, let's keep it civil. 325 00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,388 You're right. I should take a walk around the block and... 326 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:32,236 Sit. 327 00:14:33,827 --> 00:14:36,945 The reason we're here is not to rehash the past. 328 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:38,120 What's been done is done. 329 00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:41,772 It's for y'all to find a way forward as a loving Christian family. 330 00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:44,731 This isn't fair. Georgie had sex in high school, no one went crazy. 331 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,472 - Hey. - I was not happy about that, 332 00:14:46,492 --> 00:14:48,529 but at least he married her. 333 00:14:48,549 --> 00:14:50,041 I wasn't talking about Mandy. 334 00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:51,460 Hey. 335 00:14:51,715 --> 00:14:54,144 How did I go so wrong with my children? 336 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:57,382 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, Sheldon will probably die a virgin. 337 00:14:58,156 --> 00:15:00,138 That is not true. 338 00:15:00,158 --> 00:15:02,444 When the time is right, he will find a wife 339 00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:04,272 and have a beautiful family. 340 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,401 Oh, come on, Mom. 341 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,755 Just leave Shelly out of this. 342 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,584 And you stay away from Missy. 343 00:15:11,604 --> 00:15:13,298 It's not her fault. I asked her for help. 344 00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:15,587 Yeah, because she couldn't come to you. 345 00:15:15,607 --> 00:15:18,548 Why? Because I have values that you think are a joke? 346 00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:21,295 I don't think they're a joke, I think they're unrealistic. 347 00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:22,726 Teenagers have sex. 348 00:15:22,746 --> 00:15:26,003 Excuse me. Most save themselves for marriage. 349 00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:27,901 - Most? - Many. 350 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,650 How many? 351 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,240 The point is, abstinence is cool. 352 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,303 Missy, I hope you understand, 353 00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:37,305 your mother is just trying to keep you safe. 354 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:38,959 So was I. 355 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,457 I'm talking about her soul. 356 00:15:40,477 --> 00:15:42,441 And I'm talking about her not getting pregnant. 357 00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:44,617 There is only one sure way to not get pregnant. 358 00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:46,532 Being Sheldon's future wife? 359 00:15:46,552 --> 00:15:48,051 That's enough out of you. 360 00:15:48,075 --> 00:15:49,936 Really? You're on Mom's side? 361 00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:51,276 No, I'm... 362 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,056 I'm on Mandy's side. 363 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,438 Is that so? 364 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,493 Seriously? 365 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:59,937 So, you're okay with your wife giving your sister prophylactics? 366 00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:01,021 Yes. 367 00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:04,045 Just to be clear, that's what old people call condoms, right? 368 00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:05,377 Right. 369 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,900 Then, yeah, I guess I am. 370 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:07,988 Georgie. 371 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,991 Hey, I don't like the idea of her doing stuff with boys either. 372 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,198 It's not "boys," it's just "boy." 373 00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:14,838 - What's his name? - Nice try. 374 00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,781 See? She can't talk to me 'cause I just want to kick this kid's ass, 375 00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:19,796 she can't talk to you 'cause you're just gonna pray at her, 376 00:16:19,816 --> 00:16:21,523 so it's good she's got Mandy. 377 00:16:21,543 --> 00:16:23,827 She can always talk to me. 378 00:16:23,847 --> 00:16:25,654 I'm being serious right now. 379 00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,745 So, if you're gonna be mad at Mandy, then be mad at me, too, 380 00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:30,054 'cause we're a team. 381 00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:31,216 Done. 382 00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:32,336 Can I leave now? 383 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,250 This meeting? Yes. 384 00:16:34,774 --> 00:16:37,958 Your room? Not for the next 20 years! 385 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,737 I know we may not have solved everything, 386 00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:47,058 but I think we made some progress. 387 00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:48,732 "Abstinence is cool"? 388 00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,452 If you'd ever tried it, you'd know. 389 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:51,954 Whoa. 390 00:16:51,974 --> 00:16:54,600 Mary, that was uncalled for. 391 00:16:54,691 --> 00:16:57,068 But we were all thinking it. 392 00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:10,786 You can't do that here. 393 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:12,618 I-It's okay, Officer, we're married. 394 00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:14,298 Then go home. 395 00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:15,783 Sorry, um... 396 00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:18,798 He took my side over his mother's tonight, and... 397 00:17:18,818 --> 00:17:20,568 I couldn't keep my hands off him. 398 00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:22,367 You took her side? 399 00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:24,543 Yes, ma'am. 400 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,933 Then knock yourselves out. 401 00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:47,130 In his defense, he did warn us.