1 00:00:00,949 --> 00:00:03,378 He has to get himself together. 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:06,547 You were devastated but he will return 3 00:00:06,672 --> 00:00:10,343 because you are talented, smart, and damn good. 4 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,804 You're an American treasure, you know that? 5 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:16,599 You're crazy BoJack the Horse. 6 00:00:16,724 --> 00:00:20,020 So make up off my lawn. 7 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,814 I thought that I'm at the Drive-In. 8 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,649 How much did I drink last night? 9 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,943 Last night? You are drunk 10 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,029 the last two weeks, ever since you discovered it was Diana 11 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,406 engaged to Mr. Buttery. - Diana is engaged to him? 12 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:34,659 I need a drink. - No, enough drinking. 13 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,744 You are out of control. 14 00:00:36,869 --> 00:00:39,956 Princess Caroline, see. I met John Stamos. 15 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,167 This is not John Stamos. -Princess Caroline, 16 00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:47,088 John and I got pierced use. - That's not your ear. 17 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,591 Princess Caroline, John Stamos has died. 18 00:00:50,716 --> 00:00:52,969 Why, God? 19 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,388 Why did you take John Stamos? 20 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,223 That doesn't sound so bad. 21 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,517 I forgot to mention that you was naked the whole time. 22 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:03,145 We stand! 23 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,815 That didn't happen here. but in my office. 24 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,901 We thought it would night swimming fun, 25 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,862 but the current was too strong. 26 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,864 Bo�e, I hope I wasn't driving. 27 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,033 No, Todd was yours temporary driver, 28 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,159 then you are him forced to drink. 29 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:20,580 I'll have the western one hamburger with cheese and bacon. 30 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,957 BoJack, we're gonna get you back on your feet. 31 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:26,377 He must forget� Diana and think of something else. 32 00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:29,380 Hello? - Hello, Tony. I am calling for a favor. 33 00:01:29,505 --> 00:01:32,759 Get the team to BoJack's house. Can you be there for an hour? 34 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,636 Yes. - Great. -What happened? 35 00:01:35,761 --> 00:01:38,639 You are the new face of Good Whiskey. -What is a good whiskey? 36 00:01:38,764 --> 00:01:39,724 The city's German whiskey. 37 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,351 I have a cat or something talk� like a doll? 38 00:01:42,476 --> 00:01:44,145 Looking for American stars 39 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:47,523 to talk about getting drunk. As written for you. 40 00:01:47,648 --> 00:01:50,359 He just has to laugh� and stand upright. 41 00:01:50,484 --> 00:01:52,403 What do I know? It's tiring to look. 42 00:01:52,528 --> 00:01:54,906 You pick me up� 80% Time with your drama 43 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:58,674 and makes me 0% profit. Make a damn commercial. 44 00:01:59,618 --> 00:02:02,413 7 in the morning, breakfast with To Lenny �elvak. 45 00:02:02,538 --> 00:02:04,958 I have to go. You're in charge, Todd. 46 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,419 Keep him out of trouble. -Hurrah, responsibility! 47 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,212 Hey. 48 00:02:10,337 --> 00:02:13,215 He really believes in what what you said before 49 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:16,094 to be smart talented and good? 50 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:20,640 BoJack, I'm an agent. I believe everything I say. 51 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:24,644 Hey, where the hell is he? that cheeseburger? 52 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,055 I already ordered it an hour ago. 53 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,652 S1 E7 - Say Anything 54 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:26,080 Lenny �elvak, you skinny bastard. How the hell are you? 55 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:29,792 I'm in a hurry so I'll be quick. 56 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:32,253 I have good news regarding the picture we are putting together. 57 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,714 Sorry. Hello? 58 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:37,925 I just wanted to say thank you, that you got me a job 59 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:41,554 and saved me those predictable BoJacks 60 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,139 self-loathing spirals and substance abuse. 61 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:45,725 You really are the best. - I know. See you later. 62 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,519 I think he sees in me things others don't. 63 00:03:48,644 --> 00:03:51,731 Yes, I'm good. I have to go. -All this time I haven't... 64 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,399 BoJack, on a very important one I'm having breakfast right now. 65 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:56,652 Good, I have to go too. - Sorry. What is the good news? 66 00:03:56,777 --> 00:04:00,114 We have Braff. - You wonderful little boy. 67 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:02,116 You finally got it Zach Braff? 68 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,618 No other director doesn't have enough weight 69 00:04:04,743 --> 00:04:08,330 to make a film about the last days Eva Braun. - Don't say, mouse. 70 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:12,334 Here you go. - The most beautiful thank you my love 71 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,879 Everything is coming true. With Braff as director, 72 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,632 my client Cate Blanchett and to producer Lenny �elvak 73 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:20,509 this movie will be a real hit. 74 00:04:20,634 --> 00:04:23,846 Look, mi�ka, I'm in this business It's been a long time, right? A long time. 75 00:04:23,971 --> 00:04:26,432 And as I once said to a young man To Ed Begley Sr.: 76 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:28,726 "It's not a real hit, until the hit is right." 77 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,352 I'm the best agent in business. 78 00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:33,397 I can seal that with hats in his pants. 79 00:04:33,522 --> 00:04:35,024 Then I'll tell you which I once said 80 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:37,902 to young Buster To Keaton: "What?" 81 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:50,790 Laura! What's going on? 82 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,627 We are teaming up. - Don't say. With whom? -FME. Many were fired, 83 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,837 some employees, however they have already come here. 84 00:04:56,962 --> 00:04:58,756 Everything is so sudden and unexpected. 85 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:02,676 It was not well arranged. 86 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:06,639 Shit. Don't tell me it's one of the new agents... -Vanessa Gekko. 87 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:09,976 This cunning, hypocritical, cold-blooded, sick... 88 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,271 What's going on, kitty? - A gecko. - Alive. 89 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:17,317 how are you -What a morning, isn't it? 90 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,778 I was on a cycling lesson with choreography when I received the news. 91 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:22,488 Can you imagine�? -No. 92 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,865 I was so excited that I rushed home 93 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:27,076 made love to a 15-year-old man, 94 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,329 prepared a hot breakfast for my three beautiful girls, 95 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,081 read to them, decided them before elite private school, 96 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,208 then i came as fast as possible. 97 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:37,253 How old are your children? -I don't have children. 98 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:40,172 It will be. You're still... 99 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:43,592 Anyway... - Princess Caroline. 100 00:05:43,717 --> 00:05:47,638 I see that you have already met new team member. 101 00:05:47,763 --> 00:05:50,057 Vanessa Gekko, sir. - I know. 102 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:53,978 This merger is very exciting. - I'm excited. - Me even more. 103 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:56,522 You must be, or at least it seems so to me. 104 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:59,192 It's hard to follow who will be promoted 105 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,277 and who fired. 106 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:04,863 You are probably safe or not. Who knows? 107 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:08,368 What would you like, Todd? 108 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,411 Good news and bad news. 109 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,622 The bad news is, that there is no good news 110 00:06:13,747 --> 00:06:16,334 the other bad news is, that BoJack has disappeared. 111 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,003 What? Where did he go? The recording is in his house. 112 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:21,630 He just disappeared. Not at all I know why you would leave. 113 00:06:21,755 --> 00:06:23,883 This whiskey is so mild, 114 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:27,220 to give me every touch brings pure happiness. 115 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,806 That was amazing. -Really? - Can you say that in a tuxedo? 116 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:32,725 I have to go. i mean that it is time for my opportunity. 117 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,102 Don't worry. I won't stepped into the head again. 118 00:06:35,227 --> 00:06:38,981 Who let this fool can you sit in my chair? 119 00:06:39,106 --> 00:06:42,776 Don't forget I'm your agent. I want 10%. - Hello, beauty. 120 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:46,113 What are you doing here? You should to be on the set of a commercial. 121 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:48,157 I know, but I was sitting there and drank whiskey and... 122 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,909 They didn't give you an artificial one of whiskey on set? 123 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,204 They did, but I messed it up with whiskey. And it hit me. 124 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,122 Why was I so excited regarding Diana's engagement? 125 00:06:55,247 --> 00:06:59,001 You always stood by my side, so I drank more whiskey 126 00:06:59,126 --> 00:07:02,713 and came to tell you what i feel -I see where this is going. 127 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:05,132 Princess Karolina, what are we doing? 128 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:07,260 Clearly we are in love with each other. 129 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,262 You're not in love with me. You are in love with Diana. 130 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,180 And you're not serious at all in love with her. 131 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:14,225 You just think because he pays her, to listen to you when you talk about yourself. 132 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,977 Diana's engagement is the best that ever happened to me. 133 00:07:17,102 --> 00:07:19,646 I realized that you are the one with whom I must be. 134 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:23,234 It always says, when something happens. 135 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,944 That I'm not nominated for people's choice award 136 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:28,197 is the best we can do it happened. I realized... 137 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:29,865 That they caught me with that cocaine 138 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:33,202 is the best we can do it happened. Getting a bitch pregnant 139 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,495 is the best that can be done it happened to me. 140 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,372 Sneezing on Marisa Tomei is the best... 141 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,832 Every� when something bad happens 142 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:42,753 he comes to me for comfort. This time it will be different. 143 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:46,715 I can't be your agent and a girl. It doesn't work that way. 144 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,052 Lenny �elvak is on the line. - I have to accept that. -Right. 145 00:07:50,177 --> 00:07:52,596 But remember I'm coming 146 00:07:52,721 --> 00:07:55,224 and i will make sure that she will love me. 147 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:58,436 Please don't. Hey. -Bad news, princess. 148 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,897 Braff used a merger for resignation. - Carp. 149 00:08:02,022 --> 00:08:04,317 His new agent demands twice as much money. 150 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,568 As I once said to young Lionel Barrymore: 151 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:08,654 "Shut up." 152 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,824 Eva Braun is without a director as dead as Eva Braun. 153 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:15,744 He has to do� something big. What about brother... -Hello? 154 00:08:15,869 --> 00:08:19,332 Ma'am, too much work. - That's it was an important call. 155 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:23,043 Important call, beep bup blorp. -Stop the robotic voice. 156 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:25,546 Princess Karolina, what are we doing? 157 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,923 I'm working, you're leaving�. 158 00:08:28,048 --> 00:08:31,844 Before I go, I brought it to you something sexy so you don't forget me�. 159 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,846 Because we can't be together every second, 160 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:37,141 whatever you want, I am you brought BoJack out of a cardboard box. 161 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,977 It has a light-sensitive sound chip, so that whenever he passes by, 162 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,604 quotes a line from Jerry Maguire, your favorite movie. 163 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:45,232 It completes me. -What does he say�? Very sweet, isn't it? 164 00:08:45,357 --> 00:08:49,028 You had me at "hello". - I don't have time for you two. 165 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,363 I need to find a new director. 166 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,449 But I could find it my naked swelling... 167 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,574 She left. 168 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,165 A word of advice for you Laura… 169 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,959 Don't talk Steven Spielberg about a Nazi romance. 170 00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:06,837 Just so you know, it's here is up to reorganization 171 00:09:06,962 --> 00:09:08,839 in asset management. - What is he going to say? 172 00:09:08,964 --> 00:09:10,674 You are with Vanessa Gekko will share an office, 173 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:14,345 until they find her another. - Not to be anywhere. - There's something... 174 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:18,015 Good news, Princess Caroline. Vanesa is my new agent. -What? 175 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,643 You said it couldn't be mine girlfriend and agent, but you are fired. 176 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,270 Now we can fall in love. 177 00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:26,190 I hope he likes money BoJack. - That's great. 178 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,026 I can date you now and I have a better agent. 179 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:32,029 We all win. I am an honorary agent. 180 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:35,324 Does happiness always follow? 181 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,784 Create your own. 182 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:41,288 It's Dob'r whiskey. 183 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:42,956 Cut. That was great. 184 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:45,376 Seriously? You know, I would did a good job 185 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,337 serious character, but it's quite annoying 186 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:52,007 when all these robots are looking at you with flashing red eyes. 187 00:09:52,132 --> 00:09:54,843 It's the cameras, Todd. We are filming the commercial. 188 00:09:54,968 --> 00:09:58,764 Would you like to record well? Then get rid of them! 189 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:02,351 I am the face of the brand, I stand behind the thing 190 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,353 and I am determined to catch �argon 191 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:08,399 of this text about German whiskey. 192 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:12,488 I just think this one has artificial whiskey taste real? 193 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,572 If she wants to have BoJack, he can have it�. 194 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:18,284 There are directors who don't want to work with him, the studios that don't want to hire him, 195 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,869 former assistants with bans approximation. - That's great. 196 00:10:20,994 --> 00:10:24,373 You know, it gets boring when it is demand from all customers, 197 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,208 so you are practical they find work themselves. 198 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,752 Then there will be BoJack lots of fun for you. 199 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:31,130 Nobody wants to hire him. 200 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,758 Hello. I have an agent from BoJack Horseman. 201 00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,427 I'd like to talk 202 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,971 o very profitable business opportunities. 203 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,223 Don't kid me. - I'm his agent. 204 00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:44,351 The opportunity is to blackmail you. 205 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:47,688 Only yours. - Needless to say, 206 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,232 that it would be a shame if it did these pictures became public. 207 00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:52,610 Fortunately, you can you can easily avoid this, 208 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:58,616 I'm with my partner you pay 150 dollars. 209 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,118 To everyone. - Just to find it check book. 210 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,415 Only yes marriage in California photography is prohibited 211 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,418 on private property without permission, but you probably have it, right? 212 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:12,463 What do you say? -Besides, you can extortion is prosecuted 213 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,424 as a Class E felony. That's easily 4 years in prison, 214 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,384 And let's add murder Tupac Shakur's... 215 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:20,012 We didn't do that. - Yes, this one you can't blame us. 216 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:23,849 Someone has to take responsibility. - Sorry for interrupting you. 217 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,017 Forget we were here. 218 00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:32,816 That was fun. Laura, send it a basket with fruit and nuts. 219 00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:35,861 That's right, boss. -Who gave you permission use my assistant? 220 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,739 I am. -Hello, Mr. Witherspoon. 221 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,783 Did you know that the human head weighs 3.6 kg? - Fascinating. 222 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,411 I'm sorry we have to double everything 223 00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:47,414 while we sort out who goes where and who will be fired, 224 00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:50,792 but meanwhile you help with the intern, 225 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,671 one of the rising ones stars of our company, 226 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,550 Charlie Witherspoon. - Hello. I... 227 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,886 Excuse me...my hands they are very sticky. 228 00:12:03,096 --> 00:12:05,766 God, did I mess everything up? 229 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,187 Charlie was a publisher published by the Harvard Lampoon. 230 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,939 He can be Princess Caroline's assistant, while I have Laura. 231 00:12:13,064 --> 00:12:15,064 Good thinking, Chief. 232 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,195 The phone is ringing. The phone is ringing. 233 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,821 What should I do? What should I do? 234 00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:22,533 I will be in touch Charlie. Hello? 235 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,993 Princess Karolina, ma�a the customer is uncontrollable. 236 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:28,706 BoJack is no longer my client. - Not BoJack, Todd. 237 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,458 I think someone confused him alcohol in the theater drink. 238 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,920 You hypocrites. It's whiskey name of the district. 239 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,757 You can't just create of whiskey in Germany. 240 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,800 That would be like the creation of Ri�-A-Roni 241 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,678 elsewhere than in San Francisco. -No, no, no. 242 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,765 I'll be right over. 243 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,474 He has to come to his senses. 244 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,310 You're a winner, right? You are Todd...just a little. 245 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:54,189 Meeting at 4:30 with Eva Braun's team. 246 00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:57,651 Carp. You're goddamn Todd... 247 00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:01,530 How do you drink? - Chavez. - Is Chavez drinking? - Yes. Why? 248 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,700 I don't know, I don't think so Chavez. Look, I have to go. 249 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,493 It seems to me that you are not quite ended with a motivational speech. 250 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,955 I know, but I have to put it together movie. Good luck. 251 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,333 Ready for a slogan? It's here. -What the hell is going on? 252 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,295 "The woman who loved the man who hated everyone." 253 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,380 It just sucks. -Don't kid me. 254 00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:22,008 Where were you? We've been looking for you everywhere. 255 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:26,012 You have a meeting without me Eva Braun? -I'm very sorry, 256 00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:28,140 but I didn't know which one you have the protocol here, 257 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,100 these guys are already were quite impatient. 258 00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:32,144 We are just wrapping up. - Cate is my client. 259 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,731 I'll come get you when it's over I will restore everything for you. 260 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:39,693 Is that Quentin Tarantelino? -Yes, I added it to the project. 261 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,862 You knew he always wanted to shoot a romantic comedy? 262 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,574 Eva Braun is not romantic comedy. - Bye. 263 00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:51,789 We live in a cynical cynical world. 264 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,040 He's right, you know. 265 00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:57,294 Too many rotations. Hey. 266 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,962 I was just late important meeting 267 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:01,423 because I loved Todd, who is too drunk to work 268 00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,550 because you switched theater whisky 269 00:14:03,675 --> 00:14:06,345 with real whiskey. It's ruining my life. 270 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,597 Have dinner with me tonight. - No chance. 271 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:12,184 Come on, just the two of us and a bottle of Pinoy. 272 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,727 Probably more than one bottle and some appetizers. 273 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,397 And an aperitif. Restaurant it's mine, so you can be nice. 274 00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,900 I have to work. - You don't have to. 275 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,445 You decide to work. 276 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,739 Why not once chose to be happy? 277 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,829 When writing a biography, 278 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,665 spends a lot of time thinking about the past. 279 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,543 I'm sorry I didn't was a better friend 280 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,546 and lover. - Thank you. 281 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,632 Lover is a strange word, but thanks. 282 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,718 I would like to get out of this stuffy place old restaurants, 283 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,178 Italian ice cream, drove to the ocean 284 00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:51,598 and wet your feet in water? - That sounds great. 285 00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,559 Let me just refresh my mind. 286 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,479 Great. I'll go get the car and see you outside. Bounce back, kitty. 287 00:14:57,604 --> 00:15:02,747 If he stares at his reflection for too long, can fall in love�. She left. 288 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:06,613 What would you like, Gekko? - I was hoping for a live conversation, 289 00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:10,283 but you had to leave work early. - I went at 8:30. What is it? 290 00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:13,704 Cate and I had today very good conversation. 291 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,581 We have so much in common 292 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,917 and because I work so much for Eva Braun, 293 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,377 I thought it was strange not to represent her. 294 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,713 No. No. No, no, no. 295 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,090 We are both capable working mother, 296 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,509 so i understand her priorities, 297 00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,553 so it will crossed over to me. 298 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,222 Being a mom helped my career? 299 00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:34,391 I really can have it all. 300 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:38,395 This is not fair. I know all about Cate. Her favorite color is red. 301 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,815 Favorite book is The City of the Suffragette. The favorite Spajsica is Baby. 302 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,193 I know all I have to that she is a beautiful British woman 303 00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:48,572 and that she will make me rich. - She's Australian, you moron. 304 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,825 If you need me, I will in service. Goodbye. 305 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,787 Goodbye. 306 00:15:57,288 --> 00:16:00,793 Telephone. -Charlie, give it to me Cate Blanchett on the line. 307 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,254 Who is...okay, I don't know... 308 00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:07,340 I'm sorry, I can't... 309 00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,885 Sticky. 310 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,720 You know what? It's not important. 311 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,974 Vanesa Gekko so much he wants Cate, and let him have her. 312 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,893 I'll be fine. I will be happy. 313 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:21,187 I will be tonight chose happiness. 314 00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:23,732 Hello? I think I am you put on silent. 315 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,859 Good night, Charlie. 316 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:33,575 Shit. 317 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:37,162 Herb. How the hell are you mate? 318 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,998 You are someone's last moments made life miserable? 319 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,123 Please? -I got yours message, fool. 320 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,797 If you want to tell me something, come in Malibu and tell me to my face. 321 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,300 I'll be alive tomorrow then who knows. 322 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,639 Sorry it took so long so long. 323 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,224 I wanted to look best to you lover. 324 00:16:58,349 --> 00:17:03,689 I just got it a bit of a strange call. 325 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:07,609 Me too. Let them go solid, right? 326 00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:11,530 Yes. - Shall we go for ice cream? 327 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,824 Princess Caroline, what are we doing 328 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,993 Shall we go for ice cream? 329 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,623 That was a mistake. I was behaving strangely. 330 00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:24,584 That call brought me back back to reality. 331 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,294 You were right. I don't love you. 332 00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:28,755 You don't love me. We're just two lonely people 333 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,257 who wants a little to hate less. 334 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:34,011 Maybe that's all which we will. 335 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,279 Maybe that's all which we were. 336 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,099 That night, however, she was converted. 337 00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:45,022 You know what's the worst? I knew what would happen 338 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,774 but I was still excited. 339 00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:50,613 So we agree that it's your fault? 340 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:59,327 I'll see you. -Not even home won't you take me? 341 00:17:59,452 --> 00:18:02,881 I'm sorry, but right now I would like to be alone. 342 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,045 Of course, of course. 343 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,797 This is what you get when you fall in love with a horse. 344 00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,922 A taxi. 345 00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,677 He has to come to his senses. 346 00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:17,721 Believe in yourself fell in love a little 347 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,558 and got a broken heart. You're right, but what's wrong with you? 348 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,352 From now on, you can cruel career girl. 349 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:28,398 Go to work, be possible and not waste time daydreaming. 350 00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:30,442 You are a robot from now on. 351 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,610 Bip bop bup blurp blip. 352 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:39,159 Hello. -I just want to tell you, that I'm fine. 353 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,745 People say that when they are not okay. 354 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:45,498 Did I hurt you last night? - I'm an agent, I have no feelings. 355 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,376 I'm glad you called. You had the right idea last night. 356 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,379 I have to get back to work. Can you give me a new job? 357 00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:53,214 I'm not your agent anymore so no. 358 00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:55,842 Exactly. And then tell anyone. 359 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,100 Jerk! 360 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,560 Now I'm going to Malibu on a visit to Herb Kazzaz. 361 00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:07,854 Cancer has what it is, you know, the real thing. 362 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:11,733 He still hates me, so I have to good news at the end of the day. 363 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:15,070 My God, is she going to see Herb? You are really... 364 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,552 No, I don't care. I'm not interested. 365 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:21,952 I hope he likes to fight, Charlie, because that's what we're going to do today. 366 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,705 My tie got stuck to the printer. - That's great, Charlie. 367 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,415 If he turns them quickly, 368 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,960 do you think as if the tie is heavy. 369 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,462 Vanessa, your client, BoJack Konjski wants a job. 370 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:36,008 Good luck. -Regarding that. Gwyneth arrived in the morning 371 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,051 and I wanted to show her that the top priority is 372 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,346 so I tore in front of her BoJack's contract. 373 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,431 What? You wanted BoJack rather engaged. 374 00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:46,518 I say we are really lucky said Mr. Hi�ne 375 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,311 or whatever it is the name of this horse. 376 00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:50,647 It doesn't work at all profit to this company, 377 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,608 but it seems to be taking away from you a lot of time. 378 00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:57,070 I'm from Arizona, Jerry. I used to go to school there. 379 00:19:57,195 --> 00:20:00,573 Todd, how do I turn off this thing? Todd! 380 00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:02,534 What? I don't have time. 381 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,662 It's not important. i mean that I found out. 382 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,248 Now that I have a room to myself, 383 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,583 but I can practice the trombone. 384 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,176 It is currently in bad shape. He can't just throw it away. 385 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,221 The best agent in the building can't find him a job. 386 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,848 The best agent in the building she probably found him a job, 387 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,768 but I can get him a film up to the end of the day. - I would like that 388 00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,562 done by the end of the day great, then only. 389 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,647 We won't have it any other way dealing with him. 390 00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:36,359 Charlie, I heard it's NBC grabbed your husband by the neckties. 391 00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:38,403 Congratulations. 392 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,530 Thank you, father. 393 00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:45,368 Hi Marty, Princess Karolina here. 394 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:48,247 I would like to work with BoJack Horse? 395 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,373 What does he say�? To hate him? 396 00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:53,069 What does he say�? That he has no talent? 397 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:57,923 What does he say�? That it won't be anymore worked with him? What does he say�? 398 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,300 I want him to die in a fire warehouses of factories ass, 399 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,178 is bored to death under a bunch of hot asses? 400 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,638 if you change your mind, call me. 401 00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:08,767 BoJack, what am I going to do with you? -I don't understand 402 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,685 why so try� with him. 403 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,854 He is a real burden, Princess Caroline. 404 00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:15,481 if she won't shake it off, she will never be happy. 405 00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:17,234 Help me help myself. 406 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,237 That's it, of course. 407 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,281 Cameron Vranski, you skinny bastard. 408 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,117 He knows it's Jerry Maguire my favorite movie of all time? 409 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:29,079 All your movies are so human. which is impressive because you're a crow. 410 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,665 My name is Cameron Vranski, but I'm actually a raven 411 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,169 a common mistake. -Whatever Are you... - Raven. 412 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:38,838 I brought you this. -Suffragette town... 413 00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,300 "a coming-of-age story about rock music, 414 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:45,386 being a teenager in the 80s and buying zoos"? 415 00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:48,389 How have I never heard of this book? - You would be the perfect director 416 00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:51,143 for a film about and I know that it is 417 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,646 Cate Blanchett's favorite book. I think she'll agree right away. 418 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,606 You should call her. 419 00:21:56,731 --> 00:21:59,442 See...yeah. Crows are crowing. 420 00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:02,070 Once again, I'm not a crow. 421 00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:08,160 Cate, listen to me he is making a big mistake�. 422 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,453 Eva Braun are yours a dream, remember? 423 00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:12,705 Cate? Hello? 424 00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:16,501 Cate! -Ow, what happened? 425 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,711 Cate canceled the show in your film about the holocaust, 426 00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:21,756 so she could record mine Cameron Vranski's movie? 427 00:22:21,881 --> 00:22:25,677 Why don't you go home and closer to husband and children? 428 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:29,264 Which one of you is in control Eva Braun package? 429 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:33,185 Me, sir. -Vanessa, you're right screwed him with it. 430 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,645 Are you fired? Not exactly. 431 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:39,149 Can he work here? No. - Lenny �elvak is here for you. 432 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:43,069 Thank you, Laura. - I'm working for an hour movie with Cate Blanchett, 433 00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:46,281 the next moment I'm filming with Cameron Vranski about tapes. 434 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:49,534 As I told Ed Porter on The Great Train Robbery premieres: 435 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,786 "The train is coming straight against me." 436 00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,830 What the hell is going on? - I don't know, Lenny. 437 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:57,209 Eva Braun was Vanessa's project. - All this work for nothing. 438 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,378 Now Quentin has Tarantino four hands in my ass, 439 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,462 because he was inspired to create romantic comedy. 440 00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:03,548 He knows what would be good romantic comedy? 441 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,925 Do you remember when someone stole? The letter D from the Hollywood sign, 442 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:09,888 so he could propose to his girlfriend? -That would be a good movie, 443 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:13,474 but who would play the main role? Probably some forgetful person. 444 00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:15,852 You know how Quentin likes it revives dead careers. 445 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:19,564 That's his business. -You know, who would be good? 446 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,941 Show me the money. 447 00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:27,947 Yes. - Good news. You're with me again 448 00:23:28,072 --> 00:23:31,034 I got you the main one a role in a romantic comedy. 449 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:34,204 Who is the best agent? in the world? -What? 450 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,831 I experienced hell today but it was worth it 451 00:23:36,956 --> 00:23:40,168 because I got you a job. Not excited? 452 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,712 No. What do I know? 453 00:23:42,837 --> 00:23:44,672 I don't care. 454 00:23:44,797 --> 00:23:47,717 You said you would he liked his job. 455 00:23:47,842 --> 00:23:50,303 It's not important. Nothing is important. 456 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:53,931 What happened in Malibu? - I have to decide. 457 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:57,685 Does he need anything? 458 00:23:57,810 --> 00:24:01,189 No thanks, Laura. Go home. See you tomorrow. 459 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,690 Will she be leaving soon? 460 00:24:02,815 --> 00:24:05,402 Where should I go? 461 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,374 All the best, Princess Caroline. 462 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,543 Thank you, phone. 463 00:24:22,668 --> 00:24:24,754 You are 40 years old. 464 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:32,425 Translated by: mint 465 00:24:35,425 --> 00:24:39,425 Taken from www.titlovi.com