1 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:08,508 Lilith was the final seal. I killed her and I set Lucifer free. 2 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,969 Sons of bitches jump-started Judgment Day. 3 00:00:12,136 --> 00:00:14,764 - It's apocalypse now. - Raphael. Where is he? 4 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:17,725 God? He's dead, Castiel. 5 00:00:18,434 --> 00:00:20,561 - You know who I am. - Lucifer. 6 00:00:20,728 --> 00:00:23,856 - You're the one. You're my true vessel. - That'll never happen. 7 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,775 - You're the Michael Sword. - What? 8 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,818 - You're Michael's weapon. - I'm a vessel? 9 00:00:27,985 --> 00:00:29,070 You're the vessel. 10 00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:32,365 You got a Trickster on your hands. 11 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,992 - What is it? Spirit? Demon? - More like demigods. 12 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:38,162 They're immortal and they can create things out of thin air. 13 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,706 Usually with a sense of humor. Deadly pranks. 14 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:43,751 Bobby mentioned that these suckers have a real sweet tooth. 15 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,796 So this is fun for you? Killing Dean over and over again? 16 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,923 Sam, there's a lesson here. 17 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,300 - What lesson? - Dean's your weakness. 18 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:54,720 The bad guys know it too. It's gonna be the death of you, Sam. 19 00:00:59,767 --> 00:01:03,771 Supernatural is filmed before a live studio audience. 20 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,074 I'm gonna need a bigger mouth. 21 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,167 Hey there, Sam. What's happening? 22 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,210 Oh, nothing. Um... 23 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,129 ...just the end of the world. 24 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:33,885 You're gonna need a bigger mouth. 25 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,140 Hey, uh, have you done your research yet? 26 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:46,814 Oh, yeah. All kinds of research. All night. 27 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,150 Yeah? Hm. 28 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,695 Whoo! 29 00:01:53,821 --> 00:01:55,323 Oh, Dean. 30 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:59,410 We have some more research to do. 31 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:02,163 Whoo. 32 00:02:03,247 --> 00:02:04,415 Dean. 33 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:07,919 Son of a bitch. 34 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,967 Town to town, two-lane roads 35 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:18,262 Family biz, two huntin' bros 36 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:24,268 Living the lie just to get by 37 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:29,899 As long as we're movin' forward 38 00:02:30,274 --> 00:02:33,152 There's nothing we can't do 39 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:39,909 - Together we'll face the day - Face the day 40 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:46,499 You and I won't run away 41 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:54,006 When the demons come out to play 42 00:02:54,173 --> 00:03:01,514 - Together we'll face the day - We'll face the day 43 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:12,525 All on-duty interns, please report to Nursing Station 5 South. 44 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,988 All on-duty interns, please report to Nursing Station 5 South. 45 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,960 Doctor. 46 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,755 Doctor. 47 00:03:34,922 --> 00:03:36,090 What are you watching? 48 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,675 Just some hospital show. 49 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:41,053 Dr. Sexy, M.D. I think it's based on a book. 50 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:44,682 Heh. When did you hit menopause? 51 00:03:45,349 --> 00:03:47,268 It's called channel-surfing. 52 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,689 - You ready? - Are you? 53 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:56,444 One more time. The FBI is here why, exactly? 54 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:59,906 Something to do with one of your locals getting his head ripped off. 55 00:04:00,072 --> 00:04:03,993 - Bill Randolph died from a bear attack. - How sure are you that it was a bear? 56 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,328 What else would it be? 57 00:04:05,494 --> 00:04:08,664 Well, whatever it was, it chased Mr. Randolph through the woods... 58 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,209 ...smashed through his front door, followed him... 59 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:13,836 ...and killed him in his bedroom. 60 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,172 Is that common? A bear doing all that? 61 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,466 Depends how pissed off it is, I guess. 62 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:22,094 Look, the Randolphs live way up in high country. 63 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:25,681 You got trout runs that'll make a grown man weep and bears. 64 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:29,685 Right. Now, what about Mrs. Randolph? The file says she saw the whole thing. 65 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,813 Yes, she did. My heart goes out to that poor woman. 66 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,482 She said bear? 67 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:40,571 Kathy Randolph went through a hell of a trauma. 68 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:42,031 She's confused. 69 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,327 What did she say? 70 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,412 No, it must have been a bear. 71 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:52,166 I mean, what else could it have been? 72 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,629 Mrs. Randolph, what did you think it was? 73 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,383 Uh... 74 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,470 No, I remember clearly now. It was definitely a bear. 75 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:09,433 We're sure it was. But see, it helps us to hear every angle. 76 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,936 So just tell us what you thought you saw. 77 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:15,481 Well... 78 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,109 ...it's impossible... 79 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:22,363 ...but I could have sworn I saw... 80 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:26,409 ...the Incredible Hulk. 81 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:35,585 - The Incredible Hulk? - I told you it was crazy. 82 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,254 You, um... 83 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,592 Bana or Norton? 84 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:46,220 Oh, no. Those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk. 85 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,098 - Lou Ferrigno? - Yes. 86 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,267 - The spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno? - Yes. 87 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,895 Huh. 88 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,982 - You think I'm crazy. - No. Um... 89 00:05:58,774 --> 00:06:01,569 No, it's just... Is...? 90 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,821 Is there, uh? 91 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:10,036 Would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, um... 92 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,872 ...would have a grudge against your husband? 93 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:15,583 No. 94 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,503 No. 95 00:06:22,798 --> 00:06:24,550 - Hey. - Find anything? 96 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,512 Well, I saw the house. 97 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:29,222 And? 98 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:33,100 And there is a giant 8-foot-wide hole where the front door used to be. 99 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,728 - Almost like, uh... - A Hulk-size hole? 100 00:06:36,812 --> 00:06:39,106 Maybe. What do you got? 101 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:42,568 Well, turns out that Bill Randolph had quite the temper. 102 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:46,989 He's got two counts of spousal battery, bar brawls... 103 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:49,992 ...and court-ordered anger-management sessions. 104 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,538 You might say you wouldn't like him when he's angry. 105 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:59,460 So a hothead getting killed by TV's greatest hothead. 106 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,587 Kind of sounds like just desserts, doesn't it? 107 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,422 Hm. 108 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,884 - It's all starting to make sense. - How is it starting to make sense? 109 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:10,304 Well, I found something else at the crime scene. 110 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,098 Candy wrappers. 111 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,643 Lots of them. 112 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,189 Just desserts, sweet tooth... 113 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,859 ...screwing with people before you kill them. 114 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,528 We're dealing with the Trickster, aren't we? 115 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,280 Sure looks like. 116 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:31,784 Good. Been wanting to gank that mother since the Mystery Spot. 117 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,704 You sure? 118 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:35,997 Yeah, I'm sure. 119 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:39,167 No, I mean, are you sure you wanna kill him? 120 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:42,753 Son of a bitch didn't think twice about icing me a thousand times. 121 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,338 No, I mean, I'm just saying. 122 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:47,341 What are you saying? You don't wanna kill him, then what? 123 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,679 - Talk to him. - What? 124 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:54,098 Look, think about it, Dean. 125 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,226 He's one of the most powerful creatures we've ever met. 126 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,395 - Maybe we can use him. - For what? 127 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,899 Okay, Trickster's like a Hugh Hefner type, right? 128 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:06,235 Wine, women, song. Maybe he doesn't want the party to end. 129 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:09,322 Maybe he hates this angels-and-demons stuff as much as we do. 130 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:10,531 Maybe he'll help us. 131 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,742 - You're serious? - Yeah. 132 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,118 Ally with the Trickster? 133 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:15,995 Yeah. 134 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:20,458 A bloody, violent monster... 135 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,877 ...and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? 136 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,212 Nice, Sammy. 137 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:28,049 The world is gonna end, Dean. We don't have the luxury of a moral stand. 138 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,551 I'm just saying it's worth a shot. That's all. 139 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,678 If it doesn't work... 140 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,388 ...we'll kill him. 141 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,726 How are we gonna find the guy? 142 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,479 Well, he never takes just one victim, right? 143 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,314 He'll show. 144 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:56,244 Dispatch? I got a possible 187 out here at the old paper mill on Route 6. 145 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,870 - Hey. - Roger that. 146 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,664 What are you looking at there? 147 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:03,751 Honestly, Walt, I wouldn't even know how to describe what I'm seeing. 148 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,378 Just send everybody. 149 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,798 All right, stay calm. Stay by your car. Help's on the way. 150 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,552 - That sounds weird. - Weird enough to be our guy? 151 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,520 There was a murder here. 152 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,730 And there's no police cars, there's nobody. 153 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,777 - How does that look to you? - Crappy. 154 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,214 What the hell? 155 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,760 - Doctor. - Doctor. 156 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,055 Doctor? 157 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,776 Doctor? 158 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,570 - Ow. What? - Seriously? 159 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,323 Seriously? You're brilliant, you know that? 160 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:18,034 And a coward. You're a brilliant coward. 161 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,078 Uh... What are you talking about? 162 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,415 As if you don't know. 163 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,003 I don't believe this. 164 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,672 - What? - That was Dr. Piccolo. 165 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,257 Who? 166 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,635 Dr. Ellen Piccolo. 167 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:40,014 The sexy yet earnest doctor at... 168 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,269 Seattle Mercy Hospital. 169 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,272 Uh, Dean. 170 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:52,860 - What the hell are you talking about? - The doctor get-ups. The sexy interns. 171 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,613 The "seriouslys." It all makes sense. 172 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,825 - What makes sense? What's going on? - We're in Dr. Sexy, M.D. 173 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,130 - Dude, what the hell? - I don't know. 174 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:15,508 - No, seriously. What the hell? - I don't know. 175 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,677 One theory. Any theory. 176 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,764 - Uh, the Trickster trapped us in TV Land? - That's your theory? That's stupid. 177 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,225 You're the one who said we're on Dr. Sexy, M.D. 178 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,143 Yeah, but TV Land isn't TV Land. 179 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:29,355 There's actors and lights and crew members. This looks real. 180 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,525 It can't be. Dean, how can this possibly be real? 181 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,319 I don't know, all right? 182 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,281 - Doctors. - But there goes Dr. Wang... 183 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,784 ...the sexy but arrogant heart surgeon. 184 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,745 And there's Johnny Drake. 185 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,666 Oh, he's not even alive. He's a ghost in the mind of... 186 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,127 Of her. 187 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,380 The sexy but neurotic doctor over there. 188 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,675 So this show has ghosts? 189 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,427 Why? 190 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,888 I don't know. It is compelling. 191 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:06,684 - I thought you said weren't a fan. - I'm not. I'm not. 192 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,356 - Oh, boy. - What? 193 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,400 - It's him. - Who? 194 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,489 It's him. It's Dr. Sexy. 195 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,579 - Doctor. - Doctor. 196 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,915 Doctor. 197 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,919 Doctor. 198 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,839 You wanna give me one good reason why you defied my direct order... 199 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,218 ...to do the experimental face transplant on Mrs. Beale? 200 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,640 - One reason? - Mm. 201 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,351 Sure. 202 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,777 - You're not Dr. Sexy. - You're crazy. 203 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:02,532 Really? Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy... 204 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:06,327 ...is the fact that he wears cowboy boots, not tennis shoes. 205 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,037 Yeah. You're not a fan. 206 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,122 It's a guilty pleasure. 207 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,626 - Call security. - Yeah, go ahead, pal. 208 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,045 See, we know what you are. 209 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,680 You guys are getting better. 210 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,473 Get us the hell out of here. 211 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,725 Or what? 212 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,855 Don't see your wooden stakes, big guy. 213 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,233 That was you on the police scanner, right? And this is a trick. 214 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,402 Hello? 215 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,112 Trickster. 216 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,074 Come on. I heard you two yahoos were in town, how could I resist? 217 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:49,245 - Where the hell are we? - You like it? It's all homemade. 218 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:53,207 My own sets, my own actors. 219 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,461 - Call it my own little idiot box. - How do we get out? 220 00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,756 That, my friend, is the $64 question. 221 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,008 Whatever. We just... 222 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,969 We need to talk to you. We need your help. 223 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,848 Hmm. Let me guess. 224 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,017 You two muttonheads broke the world... 225 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,603 ...and you want me to sweep up your mess. 226 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:17,690 Please. Just five minutes. Hear us out. 227 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,735 Sure. Tell you what. 228 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,988 Survive the next 24 hours, we'll talk. 229 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:27,325 - Survive what? - The game. 230 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,118 What game? 231 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,495 You're in it. 232 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,124 - How do we play? - You're playing it. 233 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,043 What are the rules? 234 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,841 Oh, son of a bitch. 235 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,011 Dr. Sexy? 236 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,098 Dr. Sexy? 237 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,104 Paging Dr. Sexy. Report to the ER. 238 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,316 Oh, by the way, talking with monsters? Hell of a plan. 239 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,985 Just... What do we do now? 240 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,905 You know what I'm doing? Leaving. 241 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,324 Lady, what the hell? 242 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:13,412 - You are a brilliant, brilliant... - Yeah, a coward, you already said that. 243 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,540 But I got news for you. 244 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,166 I am not a doctor. 245 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,962 No. Don't say that. 246 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,716 You are the finest cerebrovascular neurosurgeon I have ever met... 247 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,094 ...and I have met plenty. 248 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,056 So that girl died on your table. It wasn't your fault. 249 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,599 It wasn't anybody's fault. 250 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,102 Sometimes people just die. 251 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,314 I have no idea what you're saying to me. 252 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,191 You're afraid. 253 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,989 You're afraid to operate again and you're afraid to love. 254 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,328 Yeah, we're getting out of here. 255 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,330 Hey, doctor. 256 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,709 - Yes? - My wife needs that face transplant. 257 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,461 Okay, you know what, pal? 258 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,340 None of this is real, okay? And your wife doesn't need jack squat. 259 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,426 Okay? 260 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,140 Hey, doctor. 261 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,938 - Real. It's real. - No, no, no. 262 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:25,109 No, no, no. Hey! We need a doctor! 263 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,208 BP's 80/50 and dropping. 264 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,925 Doctor? 265 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,637 What? 266 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,101 Sam, do something. Come on. 267 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,104 I don't know how to use any of this crap. 268 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,190 Figure it out. 269 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,029 Sam. Come on, I'm waiting. 270 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,407 Okay, um, I need... 271 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,246 ...a penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle... 272 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,957 ...and a fifth of whiskey. 273 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,547 Stat! 274 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,226 - We okay? How's it looking? - Yup. You'll be fine. 275 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,189 I love you. 276 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,888 Let's play Nutcracker! 277 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,111 Sam Winchester. 278 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:43,289 - Count down. - What? Uh... 279 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,625 - What am I supposed to say? - You think I know? 280 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,544 Uh, I don't understand Japanese. 281 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,515 Is he screwing with me? I... I can't speak Japanese. 282 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,351 Aww. 283 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,650 Mmm. 284 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,277 I'm sorry, Sam Winchester. 285 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,531 Sorry? Heh. Sorry for what? 286 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,366 Dean? 287 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,996 Nutcracker! 288 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,922 Nutcracker! 289 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,552 - Sam? - Yeah? 290 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,984 You okay? 291 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,245 Oh, now what? 292 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,123 Cass? 293 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,750 Is this another trick? 294 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,713 - It's me. Uh, what are you doing here? - Us? What are you doing here? 295 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,383 - Looking for you. You've been missing. - So get us the hell out of here then. 296 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,593 Aww. 297 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,802 Let's go. 298 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,264 - Cass? - No, no, no. 299 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,437 Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels. 300 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,990 Dean Winchester. 301 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,502 - Count down. - What do I do? 302 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,923 - I don't wanna get hit in the nuts. - I know. Uh, uh... Just, um... Wait. 303 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,591 - What? - I played a doctor. 304 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,052 - What? - In Dr. Sexy, I played a doctor. 305 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,261 - I operated. - So? 306 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,598 I played the role the Trickster wanted. We have to go along with it. 307 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,517 - Go along with what? - With the game. 308 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,521 - You're on a game show. Just answer. - In Japanese? I don't know Japanese. 309 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,731 - Try. - Damn it. 310 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:42,718 Dean Winchester, Nutcracker champion! 311 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,139 - How did you do that? - I have no idea. 312 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,269 So that's it. We play our roles, we survive. 313 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:55,481 - Yeah, but play our roles for how long? - Good question. 314 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,289 I've got genital herpes. 315 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,708 I've got genital herpes. 316 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,504 Seriously? 317 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,048 Hey, you're the one who said play our roles, so... 318 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,176 Yeah. Right. 319 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,598 I've got genital herpes. 320 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,516 I tried to be responsible. 321 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,561 Did I try. 322 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:40,735 But now I take twice-daily Herpexia to reduce my chances of passing it on. 323 00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:43,821 Ask your doctor about using Herpexia. 324 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,240 Patients should always consult with a physician... 325 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,909 ...before using Herpexia. 326 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,578 Possible side effects include headache, diarrhea... 327 00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:54,874 ...permanent erectile dysfunction, thoughts of suicide, and nausea. 328 00:22:55,333 --> 00:23:00,546 I am doing all I can to slightly lessen the spread of... 329 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,634 Of... genital herpes. 330 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,386 And that's a good thing. 331 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,397 We now return to Supernatural. 332 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,192 Son of a bitch. 333 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,366 I am really, really very sorry... 334 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:32,829 ...but, ahem, we've got some work to do. 335 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:35,081 But we did do work. 336 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,582 In depth. 337 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,302 How long do we have to keep doing this? 338 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,306 I don't know. 339 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:55,351 Maybe forever? 340 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,604 We might die in here. 341 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,234 How is that funny? Vultures. 342 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,197 - You okay? - I don't have much time. 343 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,283 - What happened? - I got out. 344 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,910 - From where? - Listen to me. Something is not right. 345 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,246 This thing is more powerful than it should be. 346 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,165 - The Trickster? - If it's a Trickster. 347 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:18,916 What do you mean? 348 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,086 Hello! 349 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,755 Thank you. 350 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,509 Thank you. Please, stop. 351 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:31,846 Hi, Castiel. 352 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,768 - You know him? - Where did you just send him? 353 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,729 Relax. He'll live. 354 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,230 Maybe. 355 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:46,819 All right, you know what? I'm done with the monkey dance, okay? We get it. 356 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,614 Yeah? Get what, hotshot? 357 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,282 Playing our roles, right? 358 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:53,409 - That's your game. - That's half the game. 359 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,579 - What's the other half? - Play your roles out there. 360 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:59,290 - What's that supposed to mean? - You know. 361 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:03,753 Sam, starring as Lucifer. Dean, starring as Michael. 362 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,882 Your celebrity deathmatch. Play your roles. 363 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,343 You want us to say yes to those sons of bitches? 364 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:13,054 Hells, yeah. Let's light this candle. 365 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:16,516 - We do that, the world will end. - Yeah? 366 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:20,102 And whose fault is that? 367 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:24,148 Who popped Lucifer out of the box, hm? 368 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,359 Look, it's started. 369 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:28,861 You started it. It can't be stopped. 370 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,239 So let's get it over with. 371 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,952 Heaven or hell. Which side you on? 372 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:37,954 I'm not on either side. 373 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:42,667 Yeah, right. You're grabbing ankle for Michael or Lucifer. Which one is it? 374 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:47,630 You listen to me, you arrogant dick. 375 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:51,217 I don't work for either of those SOBs, believe me. 376 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:54,178 Mm. No, you're somebody's bitch. 377 00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:01,561 Don't you ever, ever presume to know what I am. 378 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:12,363 Now, listen very closely. Here's what's gonna happen. 379 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:15,992 You're gonna suck it up, accept your responsibilities... 380 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:19,412 ...and play the roles that destiny has chosen for you. 381 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,913 And if we don't? 382 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:28,796 Then you'll stay here in TV Land, forever. 383 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,720 Three hundred channels and nothing's on. 384 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:58,993 - Oh, come on. - So, what do you think? 385 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:02,955 What do I think? I think go screw yourself, that's what I think. 386 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,667 Uh, could you give us a sec, please? Thanks. 387 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,711 - You gotta calm down. - Calm down? 388 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:10,505 I am wearing sunglasses at night. 389 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:14,592 You know who does that? No-talent douche bags. I hate this game. 390 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,595 I hate that we're in a procedural cop show, wanna know why? 391 00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,264 Because I hate procedural cop shows. 392 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,683 There's like 300 of them. They're all the same. 393 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,060 It's, "Ooh... 394 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,895 ...plane crashed here." Oh, shut up. 395 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,271 - Hey. - What? 396 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:30,816 Check out sweet tooth over there. 397 00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:35,279 You think that's him? 398 00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:40,034 Just, uh, follow my lead. 399 00:27:56,384 --> 00:28:00,012 - You, uh... You okay? - Yeah. 400 00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,430 What do we got? 401 00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:06,727 Well, aside from the ligature marks around his neck... 402 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:10,982 ...he has what appears to be a roll of quarters jammed down his throat. 403 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,487 Well, I say... 404 00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,281 ...jackpot. 405 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,116 Mm. 406 00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:24,078 Also, there is a stab wound to the lower abdomen there. 407 00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:36,132 Well, I say... 408 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,677 ...no guts, no glory. 409 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,306 Get that guy a... 410 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:45,850 ...TUMS. 411 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:50,521 Gutter ball. 412 00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:54,358 Good one, guys. 413 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,224 - You got the wrong guy, idiot. - Did we? 414 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:02,218 I'm worried, man. What that SOB did to Cass. 415 00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:04,470 You know, where is he? 416 00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:08,182 Sam? 417 00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:12,395 Where are you? 418 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,650 It's Sam. Leave me a message. 419 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:20,695 Sam, it's me. 420 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:23,281 Where the hell did you go? 421 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:25,116 Dean? 422 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:28,953 Sam? 423 00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:31,831 Where are you? 424 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,708 I don't know. 425 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,251 Oh, crap. 426 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,046 I don't think we killed the Trickster. 427 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:02,528 Okay, stake didn't work. So, what, this another trick? 428 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:03,779 I don't know. 429 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:06,782 Maybe the stake didn't work because it's not a Trickster. 430 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:08,784 - What do you mean? - You heard Cass. 431 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:11,621 He said this thing was too powerful to be a Trickster. 432 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:14,332 Notice the way he looked at Cass? Like he knew him. 433 00:31:14,499 --> 00:31:17,585 And how pissed he got when you brought up Michael and Lucifer. 434 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:19,795 Son of a bitch. 435 00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:23,007 - What? - I think I know what we're dealing with. 436 00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:36,062 - Dean? - What? 437 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:39,065 That, uh, feels really uncomfortable. 438 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,985 Ow. 439 00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:45,154 Are you sure this is gonna work? 440 00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:47,031 No, but I have no other ideas. 441 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,248 All right, you son of a bitch! 442 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,000 Uncle! 443 00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:01,504 We'll do it! 444 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:03,881 Should I honk? 445 00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:08,094 Wow, Sam... 446 00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:10,513 ...get a load of the rims on you. - Eat me. 447 00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:14,559 Okay, boys. 448 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:18,062 - Ready to go quietly? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. 449 00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:22,358 Nobody's going anywhere until Sam has opposable thumbs. 450 00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:26,863 What's the difference? Satan's gonna ride his ass one way or another. 451 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:40,084 Happy? 452 00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:44,463 Tell me one thing. Why didn't the stake kill you? 453 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:49,177 - I am the Trickster. - Or maybe you're not. 454 00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:59,395 Maybe you've always been an angel. 455 00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:02,481 Ha-ha-ha. A what? 456 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,984 Somebody slip a mickey in your power shake, kid? 457 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,611 I'll tell you what. 458 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:11,574 You just jump out of the holy fire and we'll call it our mistake. 459 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,005 Well played, boys. 460 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,673 Well played. 461 00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:31,260 Where'd you get the holy oil? 462 00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:34,305 Well, you might say we pulled it out of Sam's ass. 463 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,310 - Where'd I screw up? - You didn't. 464 00:33:39,477 --> 00:33:41,771 But nobody gets the jump on Cass like you did. 465 00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:44,899 Mostly, it was the way you talked about Armageddon. 466 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:49,070 - Meaning? - Well, call it personal experience. 467 00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:52,573 Nobody gets that angry unless they're talking about their own family. 468 00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:58,538 So which one are you? Grumpy, Sneezy or Douchey? 469 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,460 Gabriel, okay? 470 00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:07,338 They call me Gabriel. 471 00:34:07,797 --> 00:34:11,175 Gabriel? The archangel? 472 00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:12,969 Guilty. 473 00:34:13,678 --> 00:34:17,014 Okay, Gabriel. How does an archangel become a Trickster? 474 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,101 My own private witness protection. 475 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:24,188 I skipped out of heaven, had a face transplant... 476 00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:26,732 ...carved out my own little corner of the world... 477 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:29,277 ...till you two screwed it all up. 478 00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:31,863 What did Daddy say when you joined the pagans? 479 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:35,032 Daddy doesn't say anything about anything. 480 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,243 Then what happened? Why'd you ditch? 481 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:41,664 Well, do you blame him? His brothers are heavyweight douche nozzles. 482 00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:43,040 Shut your cake hole. 483 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,127 You don't know anything about my family. 484 00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,922 I loved my father, my brothers. 485 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:53,342 Loved them, but watching them turn on each other... 486 00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:55,094 ...tear at each other's throats? 487 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:58,347 I couldn't bear it, okay? 488 00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,224 So I left. 489 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,853 And now it's happening all over again. 490 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,062 Then help us stop it. 491 00:35:06,189 --> 00:35:07,732 It can't be stopped. 492 00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:11,444 - You wanna see the end of the world? - I want it to be over. 493 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:16,240 I have to sit back and watch my own brothers kill each other, thanks to you. 494 00:35:16,699 --> 00:35:19,577 Heaven, hell, I don't care who wins. 495 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:23,456 - I just want it to be over. - It doesn't have to be like that. 496 00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:25,958 There has to be some way to pull the plug. 497 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:30,296 You do not know my family. 498 00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:35,384 What you guys call the apocalypse, I used to call Sunday dinner. 499 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:39,597 That's why there's no stopping this, because this isn't about a war. 500 00:35:39,764 --> 00:35:44,936 It's about two brothers that loved each other and betrayed each other. 501 00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:47,522 You think you'd be able to relate. 502 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:50,024 What are you talking about? 503 00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:58,241 You sorry sons of bitches. 504 00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:01,953 Why do you think you two are the vessels? 505 00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:03,913 Think about it. 506 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,459 Michael, the big brother, loyal to an absent father. 507 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:15,883 And Lucifer, the little brother, rebellious of Daddy's plan. 508 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,595 You were born to this, boys. 509 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:23,099 It's your destiny. It was always you. 510 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:30,147 As it is in heaven, so it must be on Earth. 511 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:33,067 One brother has to kill the other. 512 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,652 What the hell are you saying? 513 00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:38,739 Why do you think I've always taken such an interest in you? 514 00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:43,828 Because from the moment Dad flipped on the lights around here... 515 00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:47,957 ...we knew it was all gonna end with you. 516 00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:50,585 Always. 517 00:36:58,301 --> 00:36:59,635 No. 518 00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:03,598 That's not gonna happen. 519 00:37:04,015 --> 00:37:06,017 I'm sorry... 520 00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:07,643 ...but it is. 521 00:37:16,194 --> 00:37:19,947 Guys, I wish this were a TV show. 522 00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:23,868 Easy answers, endings wrapped up in a bow. 523 00:37:27,121 --> 00:37:29,290 But this is real. 524 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,211 And it's gonna end bloody for all of us. 525 00:37:35,046 --> 00:37:37,882 That's just how it's gotta be. 526 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:54,732 So, boys, now what? 527 00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:58,152 Stare at each other for the rest of eternity? 528 00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:03,115 First, you're gonna bring Cass back from wherever you stashed him. 529 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:05,493 - Oh, am I? - Yeah. 530 00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,954 Or we're going to dunk you in some holy oil... 531 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,331 ...and deep-fry ourselves an archangel. 532 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,928 Cass, you okay? 533 00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:26,389 I'm fine. 534 00:38:29,267 --> 00:38:30,393 Hello, Gabriel. 535 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:32,979 Hey, bro. 536 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:35,231 How's the search for Daddy going? 537 00:38:35,398 --> 00:38:37,316 Let me guess. Awful. 538 00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:46,409 Okay, we're out of here. 539 00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:49,996 Come on, Sam. 540 00:38:50,163 --> 00:38:53,875 Uh, okay. 541 00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:59,338 Guys? So... So, what? Huh? 542 00:38:59,547 --> 00:39:02,508 You're just gonna... You're gonna leave me here forever? 543 00:39:04,969 --> 00:39:06,637 No. 544 00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:11,058 We're not, because we don't screw with people the way you do. 545 00:39:12,143 --> 00:39:14,270 And for the record... 546 00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:17,607 ...this isn't about some prizefight between your brothers. 547 00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:20,735 Or some destiny that can't be stopped. 548 00:39:20,902 --> 00:39:24,655 This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family. 549 00:39:48,638 --> 00:39:50,765 Don't say I never did anything for you. 550 00:40:09,784 --> 00:40:13,454 All that stuff he was spouting in there, you think he was telling the truth? 551 00:40:13,955 --> 00:40:16,123 I think he believes it. 552 00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:19,502 So, what do we do? 553 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,463 I don't know. 554 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:28,010 I'll tell you one thing, right about now, I wish I was back on a TV show. 555 00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,013 Yeah, me too.