1 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:33,708 TO VEGAR 2 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:46,167 Valhalla. Avalon. Shangri-la. 3 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:49,583 Nirvana Aljanna. 4 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:57,333 Wurin Zinare yana da sunaye da yawa, amma hanyar zuwa gareta cike take da hatsari. 5 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:06,792 Amma ga jarumi, tafiya ita ce aƙalla mahimmanci kamar yadda aka nufa. 6 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,208 Wannan ita ce makomarku. Wannan shine abin da kuke rayuwa don. 7 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:15,583 Kuma idan kun yi shi, an tabbatar da ku wuri a cikin tarihi. 8 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,667 Ka zama allah. 9 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:27,125 Amma idan kun kasa... 10 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:29,417 ...to, an yi maka dunƙule. 11 00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:33,333 Domin ko da akwai kawai hanya daya zuwa aljanna... 12 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:38,750 ... akwai hanyoyi marasa iyaka zuwa kabari. 13 00:01:38,917 --> 00:01:41,375 Kuma babu wani daga cikinsu mai dadi. 14 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:48,917 Ka yi tunanin mafi munin azaba, sa'an nan kuma ɗauki wancan sau goma. 15 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:56,208 Hakanan ana iya binne ku da rai. 16 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:05,750 Ko za a iya ɗaure ku a cikin wani irin kofin filastik. 17 00:02:06,542 --> 00:02:11,167 Ee, sannan kuna da koyaushe zabin kisa. 18 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,083 Wannan shine kawai titin dutsen azzakari. 19 00:02:27,542 --> 00:02:32,083 Mun ma ji jita-jita cewa su amfani da zafin mu, rayuwarmu da mutuwarmu 20 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,458 -a matsayin nishaɗi mai tsafta. 21 00:02:35,292 --> 00:02:38,500 Idan dayanku ya faru ya sami hanyarku zuwa kwai gwaiduwa 22 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:42,167 -wannan ba wai yana nufin nasara bane - nesa da shi! 23 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:47,125 Sa'an nan kuma aiki mafi wahala duka ya zo. Sai bangon kwai da kanta. 24 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:52,583 Kuma ba za ku iya yin karo da shi kawai ba, za ku iya samun ta ne kawai idan kun cancanta. 25 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:56,750 Idan an rubuta a cikin harsashi cewa kai ne zaka shiga 26 00:02:56,917 --> 00:02:59,625 -zama daya da haske. 27 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:07,208 Kuma shi ya sa ake halaka ku don kasa, Olle Semon Sprut! 28 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:13,083 Kwayoyin maniyyi mafi rashin iyawa da na samu a lokacin aiki na a Knulliversity! 29 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:17,917 Maimakon sauraron maganata akan fitar maniyyi da kyawun farji. 30 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:21,417 -kana karatu... Menene jahannama yake cewa? "Ya jikin"? 31 00:03:21,542 --> 00:03:25,542 Wani irin kazanta kake karantawa a class dina?! 32 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:29,792 Duk abin da ya shafi bangarori biyu ne na jiki: scrotum da farji. 33 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,833 To me yasa kuke damun sauran? Bayan haka, wannan shine inda rayuwa ta fara, sauran matattun nama ne. 34 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:37,375 Farfesa, tare da dukkan girmamawa. 35 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,875 An haɗa sauran jikin tare da farji da scrotum. 36 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:45,708 Tsarin hanji, tasoshin jini, tsarin juyayi, zuciya da kwakwalwa. Watakila musamman kwakwalwa. 37 00:03:45,875 --> 00:03:49,500 - Ina ƙoƙarin fahimtar babban hoto -Zuciya? Hanji? 38 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:52,708 Kuna tsammanin suna da wani mahimmanci don haifuwa? 39 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:57,375 Ta yaya za ku takin hanta? Ko hanji? yaya? 40 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,875 Kai iri ne, Semon. Kuna iyawa mara iyaka. 41 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:04,083 Don haka ku zama mafi kyawun iri da za ku iya zama. 42 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:10,500 - To, to. Ya allah... -A nan. -Nan. Sa'a tare da ɓacin rai. 43 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,250 Shin kun ga zanen? 44 00:04:14,417 --> 00:04:17,917 Matsala ɗaya ta rage: Dole ne ku bi ta bangon kwai, kuma. 45 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:22,625 Ban fahimci batun ba, Cumilla. Ni ne daya daga cikin dubban miliyoyin kwayoyin halitta. 46 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:25,875 Me yasa zan yi tunani cewa ina da wata dama? 47 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:31,458 -Aiki mai kyau akan darasi, jam lu'u-lu'u. -Na gode, ba babban kokari ba ne... 48 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:38,292 Na kasance mai ban tsoro, ba shakka. Hakan yayi muni. Kuna ja da yanke mu, ku tabo! 49 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:45,042 Ka sake taɓa Semon kuma zan fille wutsiyar ka wutsiya kuma ku kora shi sama 50 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:48,500 - don ku mutu daga shigowa cikin ramin ku! 51 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,917 Abin da jahannama, ba ni huta! wasa nake kawai! 52 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:58,125 - Jizzes! Wata kila ma mai zafi ne? - Dole ne ku yi imani da kanku, Semon. 53 00:04:58,292 --> 00:05:01,083 Akwai bambanci tsakanin bangaskiya da rudu na girma. 54 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,750 - Kuna da zabi? -Ba sai mun fita ba. 55 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:08,333 Zamu iya zama a nan a cikin scrotum kawai. 56 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:12,625 - Tsaya a nan a cikin maƙarƙashiya? -Iya. Tsaya a nan a cikin maƙarƙashiya! 57 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:16,292 Anan a cikin ƙwanƙwasa, a nan muna lafiya 58 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:20,167 Anan a cikin scrotum, kuna da kyau da farin ciki! 59 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:24,000 Babu kwaroron roba a nan kuma babu diaphragms 60 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:27,917 Anan ba za a iya labe ku ba ta mace ko namiji 61 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:30,500 Juyawa madaidaiciya 62 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,583 yana cikin scrotum! 63 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:39,208 -Amma Semon, ba ka so ka gwada zama wani abu? -Me yasa? -Me yasa? Muna lafiya a inda muke. 64 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:43,333 Anan a cikin guntun mutumin da ake kira Jens 65 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,083 Saurayi mara hankali na farji 66 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:50,625 Kada ku fita garin, baya gwada maganin jam'iyya 67 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:54,500 A'a, ya gwammace ya buga wasannin kwamfuta kuma ku ci pirogue mai sanyi 68 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,500 Shi ne sarki 69 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,292 fiye da scrotum! 70 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,833 -Kai, ba ku samu ba? -Me? 71 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,792 Anan cikin kwarkwata ya yi nisa sosai 72 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,792 Anan a cikin maƙarƙashiya ya zama cunkoso! 73 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,458 Anan komai ya dunkule tare kuma yana wari na tsohon krill 74 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:21,250 A'a, ba zan zauna ba, Ban damu da abin da kuke so ba 75 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:25,208 Domin dole ne 76 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,000 fita daga walat ɗin ku! 77 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:30,292 Bari mu ci gaba, to. Ku zo mu tafi! 78 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:37,083 Amma wa ya san abin da ke jira a yanayin da ba a sani ba? 79 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:41,208 Ina ƙin duk haɗari tare da aminci cumrat 80 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:45,292 Amma idan wani ya hadiye mu fa? kamar dai mu soda pop! 81 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:52,292 Abin da za ku yi tsammani ke nan lokacin da kuke rayuwa ƙarƙashin wani aiki 82 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:01,583 Ɗaukar hoto mai ban sha'awa! 83 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:05,833 Idan sun tsaya kan waka da rawa babu abin damuwa. 84 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:10,167 Shi ne lokacin da suke so su tuƙi dukan jirgin cewa muna cikin matsala. 85 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:15,917 Jagorar dukkan jirgin? Wannan ba zai taba faruwa ba faru. Jakar ba zai iya tunanin dogon lokaci ba. 86 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:20,375 Suna nan suna zagayawa, bebe kamar mazugi. Oh, yanzu ina sha'awar ice cream! 87 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,125 Mun wuce matakin balaga. Tun da dadewa... 88 00:07:24,292 --> 00:07:27,750 Menene? Kuma yanzu haka kake gaya mani? Mun wuce? 89 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:32,875 Shin kun tabbatar da shi? Ta mutane da yawa? Akwai taron da na rasa, ko? 90 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:47,875 -A nan a cikin maƙarƙashiya koyaushe ina son rayuwa -A nan a cikin maƙarƙashiya komai ya saba 91 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:52,000 -A nan a cikin scrotum ina da abokaina -Babu wani abu mai ban sha'awa da ke faruwa 92 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:55,750 -Babu rawa a wajen -Kowane lokaci dole ne ku sami dama 93 00:07:55,917 --> 00:08:01,583 Don haka ku yi imani da kanku, kwayar maniyyi ya tsiro 94 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:09,500 Anan cikin 95 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,583 zubo! 96 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:40,167 -Wannan ya kamata ya zama mai daɗi, dama, Jens? - Yayi kyau don nisa daga burbushin halittu don karshen mako. 97 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:44,292 Akwai 'yan abubuwan da suka doke hakan. - Ina daidai ko kuskure, Jens? 98 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:48,708 -Iya, baba. -Me za ku yi a cikin gida, to? Hajja? 99 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,292 Ee, watakila. 100 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:54,708 -Wataƙila tafi kamun kifi? Kunna Monopoly? Wasan buya? -Zana? Yin zane? Tafi farautar taska? 101 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:59,667 - Sanya matsi akan alade? Harba kwalabe? -Jefa takalmin doki? Karya hannu? 102 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:04,083 -Kyar da mugayen ruhohi tare da zance! - Juya tsoffin jaridu da dariya! 103 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,542 Ko riya cewa dayanku naƙasasshe ne da yawa! 104 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:11,583 A'a, tabbas zai kasance kamar bara. Kalli fina-finai, kunna wasu wasanni. 105 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:18,333 Oh, zo. Wasanni da fina-finai? Ya Allah na! Ya Allah na! Dan iska, mutum. 106 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:23,042 Ba haka ya faru ba lokacin muna samari kuma cikin zafi. Jahannama ba ta yi ba! 107 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,792 Kuna tuna wannan tafiya ta gida? Yaya haushi na samu? 108 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,833 -Bai cancanci rabawa da Jens ba. -Na bugu sosai! 109 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:35,792 -Bitrus, ba ma gaya wa Jens waɗannan abubuwan ba. -Na jefa sama a ko'ina cikin gida! 110 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,583 Kuma nima kash. Ka tuna? A zahiri, na yi wa wando! 111 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:44,875 - Bitrus, ya isa. -Sannan zan shiga mota. 112 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:50,458 A lokacin ne muka bugi kare makwabci. Ban gan shi ba, na bugu kamar iska. 113 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,750 Nan take ya mutu. Hanjin ciki da komai sai yawo suka fita. 114 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:58,583 - A lokacin ne 'yan sanda suka bayyana. -Eh, haka ne. 115 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:02,208 Na samu a zahiri watanni biyu a gidan yari saboda haka. 116 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:09,167 Amma tsine, yana da kyau! Ba shi da kyau kuma. 117 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:13,375 Matasan yau sun tashi sosai. "Ba ni ba, a siyasance nake da gaskiya!" 118 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:16,500 - Bitrus! -Amma duba yadda kuke tuƙi! 119 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:24,625 gishiri mai sauƙi, gishiri mai sauƙi, guntun barbecue, kirim mai tsami da albasa, barbecue... Najs. 120 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:29,375 Sannu... 121 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,500 Anan kuna da jakar baya da tufafi da jakar barci. 122 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:37,042 Na kusa manta... Jakar ku cike da kayan ciye-ciye matasa: 123 00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:42,333 -Sugar, cuku-cuku da yawan abin sha. -Na gode baba. - Mama! 124 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,375 - Bitrus. -A zan yi. 125 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,583 JO, Jen.. - Sannu, masoyi. 126 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,833 -Akwai wani ƙaramin abu ɗaya. -Iya? 127 00:10:50,042 --> 00:10:53,250 Akwai wani abu da ya kamata na fada a baya, amma... 128 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:57,583 -Ka san yadda yake da furanni da ƙudan zuma? -Me? 129 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:03,042 Furanni suna buƙatar pollen daga wani furen fure zuwa ... Don haifuwa. 130 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,500 - Shin gaskiya ne? Wannan mahaukaci ne. -Ba ku san haka ba? 131 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,708 A'a, na yi tunanin furanni kawai ta fito daga kasa, kamar. 132 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:14,000 Amma yanzu ina tunanin ... Shin kai wawa ne? Da gaske kun yi tunanin haka? 133 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:17,292 Yaron ya yi furanni, ƙudan zuma ne ke taimaka musu 134 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:21,500 - ta hanyar sanya pollen cikin yarinyar furanni. 135 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:26,250 Sau da yawa suna yin shi don nishaɗi. Ba haka ba Ba koyaushe suke sha'awar furen jariri ba. 136 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:29,042 -Me yasa kuke kawo wannan a yanzu? - Duk da haka... 137 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:33,250 Maganar ita ce ƙudan zuma ba lallai ba ne so mafi kyau ga furanni. 138 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:38,750 Don haka dole ne furen ya mamaye kudan zuma. Furen ce shugaba. 139 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,583 Misali ne? 140 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:45,792 Domin idan kana magana game da jima'i, na kasance kallon batsa na hardcore tun ina 13. 141 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:52,292 To tabbas kun san komai game da wannan dan fulani ma. 142 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:58,250 Candy mai wuya. Ko roba, mazurari, tsiran alade fata, jakar kwaro, ko kwaroron roba. 143 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:03,500 Suna cewa kamar cin caramel ne tare da takarda, amma kun san me? 144 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:08,083 Ina ganin ya fi kyau da takarda a kai. 145 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,625 - Kuna son wasu? -A'a godiya, Baba. 146 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:16,292 Da kyau, Jense-man. Yi nishaɗi kuma kada ku yi abin da ba zan yi ba. 147 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,000 Da gaske. Kada ku yi shi. 148 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,708 - To, mutane. Me ya faru, to? 149 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,667 - Hi, Jen. -Ina 'yan matan? 150 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,000 -Sun iso jiya. -Ina tsammanin zai fi kyau mu motsa. 151 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:34,917 Ba za mu iya barin 'yan mata su kadai ba, akwai moses a nan. Lisa tana da phobia na moose. 152 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:43,417 Hai, Semon. Me ya sa ba za mu tafi mu yi aiki ba wasu iyo wannan karshen mako? Yi aiki akan fasahar ku. 153 00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:46,917 Zan iya nuna muku shirin horo na Jizzmo. 154 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:51,875 Na sami sabon Cum of Duty. Kuma ya kamata ya zama mai ban mamaki! 155 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:56,833 Yana da Buɗe Vulva Zero-Fuck Exploration da yanayin wasan butthole-sarauta kyauta. 156 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:03,833 Ba za ku iya yin wasanni kawai ba. Dole ne ku samun basira a duniyar gaske. 157 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:07,458 Kumilla. Don Allah a huce 158 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:11,833 Asarar mu fara zuwa kwan daya ne a cikin biliyoyin da yawa. 159 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:17,083 Kuma magana game da Jizzmo, mun san wanda zai yi nasara idan ranar nan ta zo. 160 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:21,500 -Me ya sa ake yin riya? -Aƙalla Jizzmo yana da halin da ya dace. 161 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:25,500 - Yana da kyau kuma yana da kyau ... -Ba shakka ba shi da kyau! 162 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,667 Ku dube su, ƙananan nama. 163 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,917 Kwari, kwari. 164 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:36,917 Miliyoyin kananan tsutsotsi suna yawo kamar suna nufin wani abu a duniya. 165 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:41,500 "Za ku iya zama duk abin da kuke so, muddin ka yi imani da kanka!" 166 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,792 Iya, iya! Menene na gaba? 167 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:51,208 Wataƙila ya kamata mu kada kuri'a kan wane iri don lashe tseren - tare da zabi! 168 00:13:53,542 --> 00:14:00,083 A'a, ba haka bane. Nasara ta tabbata ga wanda ƙware a wasan a kowane girma. 169 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:04,458 Bai isa ba don amfani da wutsiya. Hakanan kuna buƙatar amfani da kan ku. 170 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,333 - Shugaban, iya... - Shugaban. 171 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,500 Bayan spermageddon za ku mamaye wannan daular. 172 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:15,708 Bayan ni, a matsayin wanda kuka zaɓa. sun hadu da kwai. 173 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:20,583 Don haka bari in gabatar da bidi'a hakan zai taimakeni akan hanyata. 174 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,375 Mai fitar da maniyyi 9000! 175 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,667 Ejaculator 9000 yana da duk abin da yake ɗauka don cin nasara. 176 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:38,375 Mai gano kwai, garkuwa biyu kariya daga maniyyi 177 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:42,125 masu shiga cikin mafitsara, safofin hannu na chainsaw 178 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,167 - kuma na ƙarshe amma ba kalla ba ... 179 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:48,042 ... tagwaye propellers. 180 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:56,000 Mr. Jizzmo. Kada ku zama gundura, amma... wannan ba dan yaudara bane? 181 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,792 Ba yaudara ba ne idan ba a kama ku ba. 182 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,458 Ka ba ni dama in nuna. - Kunna shirin zanga-zanga! 183 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,500 An kunna shirin nunin. 184 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:16,083 Mr. Kläggnäs. Yi iyo zuwa gare ni. Zo, Mr. Kläggnäs. 185 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,000 - Dama a gare ni. Mai sauri, sauri. - Ba... -Ba da... 186 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:23,333 Yana kunna tsarin hana gasa makami. 187 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,583 - Goma, tara, takwas, bakwai, shida... - Ee, abin burgewa ne, amma... 188 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:34,583 - ... biyar, hudu, uku, biyu, daya. -Ba za ku iya kashe shi ba, ko...? 189 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,208 A'a! 190 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:56,917 Kowa yana da tunani a wace hanya ya kamata mu bi? 191 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,125 Madalla. 192 00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:08,500 Sannu, ɗan Erigerik! Komai lafiya? -Eh, komai yayi kyau. 193 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,583 -Babu wani abin tuhuma anan, gaba daya. - To! 194 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,500 Yi iyo cikin nutsuwa! 195 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:22,125 Jama'a, duk mun lura da shi. Yawaitar tsaiko. 196 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,375 Kuma duk wannan tsinewar al'aura. 197 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:30,125 Jens, yaronmu, yana da tabbacin zuwa, 100 bisa dari tabbata, ba tare da ajiyar wuri ba 198 00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:33,458 -Don yin jima'i da wuri. Yi kwanciya, mirgine a cikin hay 199 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:37,917 - gasasshen gemu, kwafi, rawa polka na gado, ta doke beaver 200 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:42,458 -yi soyayya, girgiza zanen gado, tsoma kitsen, shayar da naman alade ya tashi 201 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:46,375 -tumbling a cikin bambaro na gado wasa ɓoye-da-nema tare da tsiran alade... 202 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,500 Haushi? 203 00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,375 Ee, iri iri. Haushi 204 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:55,125 Kuma ba da daɗewa ba za mu fita daga cikin jakar, kowane ɗayanmu. 205 00:16:55,292 --> 00:17:01,583 Komai yana kan lokaci kuma yana shirye. Spemageddon yana gabatowa, kuma muna bukatar mu kasance cikin shiri. 206 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:06,167 Ana iya rushe wannan. Kuma idan muna da yawa, muna da ƙarfi. 207 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,208 Amma akwai daki kawai ga dayanmu a cikin kwai. 208 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,833 Daidai Kuma ina da tsari: 209 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:15,625 - Sau uku! -Tri... Me ka ce? 210 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:20,500 Na ji daga amintattun majiyoyi, Flensmark, cewa an tsara kwan kamar haka, cewa ... 211 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,542 -Bet? Sats! Da, Vulva-Marie? 212 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:28,792 Na sake yin burodin soso. Duk wanda so gwada shi? Ya zama mai kyau sosai. 213 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,375 -Eh, na gode. Kawai sanya shi waje. -Kuna cewa duk lokacin. 214 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,583 Yanzu na kasance bayi a cikin kitchen alhali ku maza ku ci gaba da... 215 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:43,708 Kamar yadda na ce: Na ji daga majiya mai tushe cewa an tsara kwai kamar haka 216 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:49,083 - cewa kawai lokacin da wani ya shiga. yana buɗe ga kowane adadin mutane. 217 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,333 Nirvana ga duka! 218 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,750 Triplets, mutane! Sau uku! 219 00:17:56,833 --> 00:18:00,000 Klimax, Erigeriksson! Klimax! 220 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,417 Zai yi kyau idan za mu iya aro ɗaya. 221 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:08,458 - Kai, mutane! Damn, kuna da tauri. -Na yi tsammanin za ku mutu a kan hanya. 222 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:11,292 Yana da ban dariya. To! Na yi farin ciki da kuna son shiga mu. 223 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:15,000 Sa'an nan kuma za ku iya ɗaukar wasu. Daidaito da sauransu. 224 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,667 Jan haske! Yana walƙiya! Me ke faruwa?! 225 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:36,292 - Fuskar da aka busa kawai. -Wannan ba "fis kawai" bane! 226 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:40,042 Ba za mu iya komawa gida kawai ba? Za mu iya kallon fim! Kunna Fortnite! 227 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:44,042 Batun sake kunnawa ne kawai. Za mu iya yin wannan. Mu ne kwakwalwa. 228 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:48,500 -Ka tuna: Kwakwalwa ita ce tauraro. - Kwakwalwa ita ce tauraro 229 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,333 Can ku tafi. 230 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,917 To, Jens. 231 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,875 Eh... Hey, hey, Lisa! - Kuna buƙatar ƙarin hannu? 232 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,667 A'a, a'a. Ina da biyu riga. 233 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:10,500 Jens ke nan. The geek wanda kawai tunani game da Star Wars, Ubangijin Zobba da Gejming. 234 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:15,458 Kuna tunanin Star Wars kawai, Ubangijin Zobba da gejming. 235 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,000 Na sani... 236 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,792 - Na sani, na sani ... -Lisa? Lisa? 237 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,375 -Allah yadda nake ƙin halitta. - Kuna buƙatar soda, Karl-Henrik? 238 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:28,125 -Na kawo wa kowa. -Me za mu ci? 239 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:32,292 Za mu iya cin soya don abincin dare, watakila da ɗan ketchup. 240 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:37,000 -A'a! -Kun kasance alhakin soda, ku almara! 241 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:40,875 Me ya faru? Babana tabbas ya ba ni jakar da ba ta dace ba. 242 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:46,917 -A'a, ba, ba, ba. Wannan bala'i ne. -Jens ya riga ya lalata dukan tafiyar gidan. 243 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:51,375 -Sabotaged? Me kuke nufi? -Me kuke da shi a can? 244 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:57,208 Daya, biyu, uku Ke karuwa ce, kamar yadda mahaifiyata ke... 245 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,625 Rosalita! 246 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:10,792 Da kyau, da kyau! Rosalita, za ku iya ... yi kama da kaza! 247 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,792 Dama. 248 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,542 To, mu sake komawa, to. 249 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,500 - Jens - Jens, dole ne ku... 250 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,500 ... gyara! 251 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,542 Da...Lisa! 252 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:38,042 Yi waje! Yi waje! Yi waje! 253 00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:43,167 To, ina tsammanin zan iya yin hakan. Amma kuma ya ɗan rage ga Lisa kuma. 254 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:56,292 -Mene ne jahannama yanzu? -Dukkanin jini yana malalawa daga kwakwalwa. 255 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,500 Babu wani abu da ke aiki. Ina duk jinin ke tafiya? 256 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:03,083 Kwakwalwa mara jini kwakwalwa ta mutu! Ina tura duk maɓallan! 257 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:08,417 - Duk tsarin yana tafiya haywire! -Eh, kun ce: komai yana zuwa wuta. 258 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,500 Menene...? Dankona. 259 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:25,250 Sun ce dankali ba shi da lafiya, amma kayan lambu ne, bayan duk. 260 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:31,167 Hey, kuna so ku fita yawo, watakila? Ko samun iska mai dadi? 261 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:36,292 Fresh iska, yana da kyau gaske, ka sani. Rayuwa ce, ka sani. Yana da kyau. 262 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:41,875 Yana ba ku mamaki ko suna da photosynthesis a sauran duniyoyi ma, ko kuma idan ... 263 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:47,667 Ba shi da baya? Shin mun yi fita da Mutum mai ja baya? Ko kuwa abin dariya ne? 264 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:52,250 Yana da wuya a tantance. An fara barasa shiga cikin duk kayan aikin nan ... 265 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:56,125 -Ya masoyi! A'a! -Dole ne mu dauki damarmu, to. 266 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:58,583 abin da ake bukata don dukan rayuwa. 267 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,000 Lafiya, lafiya, lafiya. Taho, to. 268 00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:05,458 - Yana da kyau in sake ganin ku, Jens. -Kai ma. 269 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,542 Mummuna kawai kuna gida a lokacin rani. 270 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:14,208 E, ya yi. Fadawa baba shi ne wanda ya so ya dauki aikin a Stockholm. 271 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,292 Zan iya gaya masa ya yi aiki tare. 272 00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:23,000 Ba zai iya jan iyalinsa a cikin ƙasa ba kowace shekara a matsayin ma'aikacin circus. 273 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:32,417 Ɗauki ɗan piano tare da waccan watakila. 274 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:38,500 Giya hudu. Hudu, mutum! Ban taba samun ba yana da wannan abin sha da yawa a baya. 275 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:42,625 A'a? Ina shan giya koyaushe. Da ma'aurata don karin kumallo, a zahiri. 276 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:44,333 Ok, to. 277 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:50,417 Lisa, Ina da wani abu Ina so in ce muku. 278 00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:55,000 Tun daga bazarar da ta gabata, lokacin da muka yi tafiya kuma muna jin dadi sosai 279 00:22:55,167 --> 00:23:01,208 - kuma sun sumbace da duk wannan, Na yi ta tunani game da ku da yawa. 280 00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:04,292 -Na gani. - da yawa, a zahiri. 281 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,500 -Shin gaskiya ne? -Eh, ina da. 282 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,917 -Hakan yayi nishadi. Kai fa? -Iya? 283 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:16,250 Gaskiya, Jens, na... Ban yi tunanin banza game da ku ba, ni. 284 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:25,167 Na gani. Na fahimci 100%, Lisa. 285 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:29,875 -Me yasa za ku yi haka? - Jens! Ina yi muku ba'a! 286 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:35,500 Da kyau, da kyau! Oh, shit! La'ananne, kuna da jin daɗin jin daɗi. 287 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:41,083 Ni ma na yi ta tunani da yawa game da ku. Kuma akwai ƙarin abu ɗaya. 288 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:46,083 -Wanda nake tunani akai. -Na gani. Menene wannan? 289 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,792 Kuma shine... 290 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:53,125 Lafiya lau! 291 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:18,625 Yana faruwa! Yana faruwa yanzu! Fesa yana kusa! 292 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,792 A lokacin da na yi shiri don a duk rayuwata! 293 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,917 Me ke faruwa? Zakara ka taimake mu! 294 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:34,083 - Za ku iya kawai...? -I, mana. 295 00:24:35,083 --> 00:24:37,667 Mu gani... Kai! 296 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:41,250 Yanzu ya kusa... Ku dakata... 297 00:24:41,417 --> 00:24:42,750 Kai! 298 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:50,083 - Shit! Ya yi kyau? -Iya. -Iya. Naji ana cewa soyayya makauniya ce. 299 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:54,292 -Ah... - Kuna son su? 300 00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:55,792 Iya... 301 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,500 Kumfa na gaske. 302 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,083 Kuna so ku taɓa su? 303 00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:07,125 I... 304 00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:11,625 Ya fara Spermagedadon. Wannan ba motsa jiki ba ne. 305 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:16,500 Duk maniyyi mai iya yin iyo Ya kamata su yi hanyarsu zuwa Haikalin Maniyyi. 306 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,042 Wannan shi ne abu mafi kiba Na taba dandana! 307 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:24,292 - Shigarwa farawa. -Iya, kak! 308 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:28,500 Menene jahannama kuke yi? Ba ka jin siginar? 309 00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:32,125 -An fara! Yana batse! Na gaske! - Kumilla! 310 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:36,167 - Za su yi fuck da sannu! -Iya. -Cumilla, Ina tsakiyar wani abu. 311 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:40,500 - Cikakken harbi! An share jima'i! -Iya! 312 00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:46,750 Kumilla! Na yi takin yanzu Barbara mara haihuwa. Ita kamar mara haihuwa! 313 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:54,208 - Kalli inda za ku! -Wannan shine mafi muni. 314 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,750 -Kana lafiya? -Eh, ina lafiya. zan je... 315 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,167 Me kuke so? 316 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:11,917 Ban taba... To, kamar yadda na ce... Wannan ne karo na farko. 317 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:14,000 Ee, haka ne. Nawa kuma. 318 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:19,875 Da kyau, Viking. Yanzu ka fitar da gatari ka danne ni! 319 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,458 Menene? 320 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:29,333 A'a, ni... Ba haka suke cewa ba? Aƙalla sun yi akan Pornhub. 321 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,583 Eh mana. Kun yi gaskiya game da hakan. 322 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:36,125 Kuna so ku ɗanɗana babban zakara na? - Ee, kamar haka! 323 00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:40,500 Kuna jin kamar samun shi a cikin ku m kadan farji? 324 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:45,167 Ee! Ee! Ee! Manna dick ɗin ku a cikina! Na kasance ina yin mafarki game da ɗigon ku duk yini! 325 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:48,083 - Kuna? Zan yi maka! -Iya! 326 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:53,542 Zan yi maka da karfi. Zan yi maka har sai kun fashe! 327 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,000 - Shit. -Kadan yayi yawa, watakila. 328 00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:04,750 Allah, kila mu daina magana. 329 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:07,500 Nan ka tafi. Saka wannan. 330 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:14,500 - Oh! Shit! Kuna lafiya? -Iya. -Iya. Don haka lalata dabi'a. 331 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,042 To, babu damuwa. Zan iya taimake ku. 332 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,333 - Akwai. Can ku tafi. -Sai an kunna, eh. 333 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:38,750 Babban sakin yana nan! Kowane iri don kansa, ya fitar da maniyyi wanda zai iya! 334 00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:40,458 Fassarar 'yan uwa! 335 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:43,250 Zo, Semon! Kada ku kasance a hankali! 336 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:48,500 Jizzes, sun sami Starspunks a tsakiya. Me ya sa ba za mu fara girgiza fart ba, to? 337 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,542 Yana iya zama kawai damar da muke samu. Muna bukatar musanya azzakari yanzu! 338 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:57,875 Kada mu jira har sai babu cunkoso haka? Iya, iya... 339 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:05,625 Ya fara spermageddon. Wannan ba rawar jiki. Duk maniyyi mai ninkaya... 340 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:07,708 Wace hanya ce? 341 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:13,292 Ban damu ba idan na karasa cikin iskanci nadi na bayan gida, wato! Zan zuba shi kawai! 342 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,625 Duk tsarin yana gajere ne. Babu wani abu da ke aiki! 343 00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:21,542 Ba mu da iko. 344 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:26,208 Daga yanzu mu bayi ne zuwa cerebellum. A.k.a. dik. 345 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:29,000 Komai ya mutu! Kwakwalwa ta mutu! 346 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:36,792 Yau - yau ne ranar 347 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,542 Ranar da muka kasance muna jira duk kwanakin nan 348 00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:43,625 Mafi girman ranar duka 349 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:47,500 Don haka girma cewa duk sauran kwanaki zama kankana 350 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:50,292 Ranar da take da girma mara misaltuwa 351 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:54,125 Don haka mara misaltuwa da ban sami kalmomi ba 352 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:57,833 Spemageddon 353 00:28:58,042 --> 00:29:01,125 Ranar da aka kwanta Jens 354 00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:04,750 Spemageddon 355 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:08,500 Ranar da kwaro ya samu kwayar kwaro ta zinariya 356 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:11,708 Oh iya! Zamu yi allurar cike da mahaifa 357 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:16,000 Yau za'a cinye zakara da gashi kuma da ramuka 358 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:20,458 Spermageddon, spermageddon 359 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:27,250 Spermageddon, spermageddon 360 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:33,708 Yau - yau ne ranar 361 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,792 Ranar da gaske ce ta musamman kuma ta musamman 362 00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:40,500 Ana yi mana allura a ciki 363 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:44,292 haka Jens da Lisa za su iya ƙirƙirar fiye da kansu 364 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:47,208 Zaƙi mai daɗi, tsattsauran ra'ayi 365 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:51,083 Yanzu lokaci ya yi da za a yi lalata har sai scrotum ya kwanta a karshe! 366 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:55,042 Spemageddon 367 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:57,500 Ranar da Jens ba zai fado ba 368 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,917 Spemageddon 369 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:05,333 Ranar da zai yi wa duniya maganinsa 370 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,833 Kowanne hatsi ne don kansa, nasara ne ko rashin nasara 371 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:12,875 domin yanzu Jens ya tura dukkan jijiyar ciki! 372 00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:17,500 Spermageddon, spermageddon 373 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:25,708 Ku... Ku... 374 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:30,417 Pre-cum-munkarnal! Kamar yadda annabcin ya annabta! 375 00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:34,708 Erectus kukus orgasmicus ejakulaticus knullus fittus me-dickus, amin. 376 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:40,333 Me ke faruwa a nan, to? -Suna sadaukar da kansu, suna shafawa bututu da farji. 377 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,458 -Masu albarka shafaffu. -Ku zo, ku zomaye! 378 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:14,500 Lokaci ya yi da za a iya fitar da rashin daidaito. 379 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:20,542 -Don Allah, tsaya! Kumilla! -Me kuke yi? 380 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:25,167 -Semon, bari in tafi! - Kumilla! Yana da haɗari da yawa, tsaya! 381 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,833 Dakata minti daya! 382 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,208 Bari in shiga! Bude kofar! 383 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:51,667 Oh! Spemageddon! 384 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:57,375 Na yi rabi yawan abokan adawar ku. 385 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,458 Rayuwa a cikin farji. Zaku iya gode mani daga baya. 386 00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:03,792 - Ina zuwa. -Me? 387 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,375 Zan kasance a can! 388 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,708 Riƙe, riƙe! Na shirya! 389 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:12,750 Na kasance ina horar da rayuwata don wannan! Jira ni! 390 00:32:12,917 --> 00:32:16,042 Yabba dabba doo! 391 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,542 Dakata minti daya! 392 00:32:18,792 --> 00:32:23,625 Spermageddon, spermageddon 393 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:30,208 Spermageddon, spermageddon 394 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:36,500 Malam Rubber. Sannu ga Malam Chainsaw! 395 00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:48,708 Spemageddon! 396 00:32:52,917 --> 00:32:54,333 Yayi! 397 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,042 Jima'i da za'ayi. 398 00:32:57,208 --> 00:33:03,125 Wataƙila ba daidai ba ne abin da muke tsammani, idan aka yi la’akari da duk binciken da aka yi a Intanet... 399 00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:10,375 Shin yana da kyau a gare ku kamar yadda ya kasance a gare ni? 400 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:14,583 Akalla da sauri a gare ni kamar yadda ya kasance gare ku. 401 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:17,333 Domin na bugi idona ne. 402 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:23,542 Kamar yadda kowa ya sani, bututun hawaye sun kumbura suna da alaƙa kai tsaye da fitar maniyyi da wuri. 403 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:30,417 Kai, wallahi? Lokacin da kuka zo... Da gaske ka ce "yabba dabba doo"? 404 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:34,167 A'a, ban faɗi haka ba. Bana jin na fadi haka. 405 00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:39,167 "Karin roba mai kauri." Ina tsammanin za mu iya samun kwanciyar hankali. 406 00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:45,000 Yan iska masu ha'inci! 407 00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:49,583 To, duk da haka, ina tare da ni makamin sirri kadan. 408 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,625 Kawai idan, wato. 409 00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:56,083 Man goge baki, eh. Yana da mahimmanci don kula da hakora lokacin da... 410 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,500 ina gani Na ga abin da kuke nufi. 411 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:03,792 Ba za ku iya yin ciki ba farkon lokacin da kuka yi jima'i ko dai, dama? 412 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,708 Da hakan ya shanye. 413 00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:12,208 Menene? Wannan shi ne? Shin mun kasance muna haɗuwa wannan tun da muka kasance ƙaiƙayi a cikin ƙwallan Jen? 414 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:24,167 Ku tafi... 415 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,042 Wasa a kan! 416 00:34:33,542 --> 00:34:35,250 Wannan abin tsoro ne! 417 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:38,667 Ku tuna, maza: Marathon ne, ba gudu ba. 418 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:44,500 Mun kwanta kasa, kuma idan muka sami dama, za mu dauki kwai. Ku sake, ci gaba! 419 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,042 Oh, jizz! 420 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:51,542 Wannan hauka ne. Jizzmo, cewa zai iya yin wani abu makamancin haka. 421 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:57,333 - Don haka ba dadi! - Jizzmo? Kai ne kawai kafiri! 422 00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,250 Kuna tsoron fitar maniyyi. 423 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:05,708 Amma don fitar da shi a kan sauran mu, Wane ne a zahiri ƙoƙarin yin wani abu? 424 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:10,292 Da kyau, lafiya. Lafiya, lafiya, lafiya. Lafiya, lafiya, lafiya. Da kyau, lafiya, lafiya. 425 00:35:10,458 --> 00:35:12,583 To ni ne mugun mutumin nan? 426 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,167 Kun ga abin da ya yi? Da ya kashe mu duka! 427 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:20,875 Jizzmo ya yi abin da zai yi don samun zuwa kwai. Don cimma burinsa. 428 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:23,583 - Manufar kowa a nan ya raba! - Kumilla 429 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:29,500 Wanene ya san lokacin da Spemageddon zai faru next time? Idan ya sake faruwa. 430 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:33,792 Kun gane? Za mu iya makale a nan. Don fucking har abada! 431 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,042 Kada ku faɗi haka, Cumilla. Za a sami sababbin dama. 432 00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:42,250 Kada ku rasa bege. Akwai haske a ƙarshen urethra. Taho, taho, taho! 433 00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:48,458 Wadannan abubuwa suna faruwa. Kada ka bari ya tsotsa rayuwa daga gare ku. Wataƙila akwai jan hankali akansa. 434 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,542 Cumilla? Cumilla? 435 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:55,667 Cumilla? Kumilla! 436 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:57,500 I, iya. 437 00:35:57,667 --> 00:36:02,708 Godiya ga maraice mai ban sha'awa! To... 438 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:05,083 Oh iya. Barka da dare. 439 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:09,667 Ya ku 'Yan Karfi. Na gode da babban fuck. 440 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:13,125 Bari na yi barci da kyau yanzu, da sunan Baby Yoda. 441 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,792 Me kuke yi? 442 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,625 Uh... Bai ji ba kamar yadda muka yi gaba daya. 443 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:29,917 Da gaske? Domin na gama gajiya a nan. 444 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:35,208 Na gaji da gajiya sosai. Ina tsammani yana da kyau idan muka yi barci mai kyau... 445 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,583 Kai, hakan ma yayi kyau. 446 00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,833 An ba da izini na a nan! 447 00:36:42,042 --> 00:36:46,792 Ya fara spermageddon. Wannan ba rawar jiki. Duk maniyyi mai ninkaya... 448 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Karin dama! Ba kowa ke samun hakan ba. 449 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:52,250 Abin farin ciki flensostar! 450 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:58,250 Kuma a wannan karon mu ne kawai, creme de Ila creme. Ooh! Yanzu abin yana faruwa! 451 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:01,542 Ya Allah, gonorrhea! Dole ne a sami wani abu ba daidai ba. 452 00:37:03,542 --> 00:37:05,792 Tashin matattu! 453 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,417 Jama'a ku duba! Ku zo mu tafi! Muna samun ƙarin dama! Amin! Amin! 454 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,917 Haka ne, ba shakka! 455 00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:16,625 Kumilla! 456 00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,833 Bari mu sami feshi! 457 00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:22,000 Dakata, jira, jira! Tsaya! Tsaya! 458 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:34,625 Shit! Yi hakuri. Ya Allah na manta gaba daya. Yi hakuri, hakuri, hakuri. 459 00:37:34,792 --> 00:37:39,875 Ba matsala. Kawai ɗanɗanon sa na kaina a bakina. Gabaɗaya sanyi. 460 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:44,208 Kai, hakuri. Na kasance tare da ni kawai condom ka...? 461 00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:46,750 -I, mana. -Lafiya. 462 00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:52,458 Wannan scaffolding. Na gan shi a kan layi. Babban mashahuri. 463 00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:57,417 -Nima na gani. Yana da classic. -I, haka ne. 464 00:37:57,542 --> 00:38:00,083 Yi hankali kada ku ciji robar da kanta. 465 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:03,875 Ashe kamar ban sani ba me nake yi? 466 00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:12,083 -Shin ko za ku iya gani da waɗannan idanun? -To... Ina ganin isa. 467 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,583 Yana da kyau, ko me? 468 00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:27,792 To, uh... Abin ban sha'awa. 469 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,833 -Amma hakan lafiya? -Eh, iya. 470 00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:34,917 -Eh, an yi sa'a ba ka da girma haka. -Me ka ce? 471 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,833 A'a, ba komai. Ku tafi don shi! 472 00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:41,875 -Ba na so! -Dole ne mu fita! 473 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:47,250 - Ci gaba, Semon. Wannan ita ce damarmu. -Ba na so! 474 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,458 Zan kasance a can! 475 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,042 Yabba dabba doo! 476 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:07,917 Yaronmu yana aiki tuƙuru a yau! 477 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:12,542 Ku tuna ka'idodin ɗabi'a. Kai! Ba a makara don komawa baya! 478 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:16,500 Ina alfahari sosai! Da ma in ga kaina yanzu! 479 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:20,833 -Menene wancan? -Wani a zahiri yana fama da yunwa. 480 00:39:21,042 --> 00:39:27,875 Jakar wani ta tauna rami a cikin kwaroron roba na! Zo ku yi iyo. Wannan shi ne, tsine! 481 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:48,083 - Kai, jira minti daya! -Amma za su buge ku da shi! 482 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:53,417 -Wani abu bai dace ba. -Na ishe na zagon ku. 483 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:58,500 Idan kai dan matsoraci ne, to. Amma kar ka ja sauran mu kasa tare da kai! 484 00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,208 Kumilla! Shin wannan ma yayi daidai? 485 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:04,875 Shin yana kama da abin da muka koya a makaranta? 486 00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:08,708 Semon yayi daidai, wani abu bai dace ba a nan. 487 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:14,375 Ya kusa kamshi kadan... sulfur. Kamar wani abu yana konewa, ko... 488 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,333 - Sannu, jama'a! -Hello, Sarreman. 489 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:23,708 Da kyau ganin ku. Sai dai a ci gaba da shi. Wanda ya fara zuwa kwai zai buge. 490 00:40:31,042 --> 00:40:36,375 Tsaya baya! Na fara gani, kwai na ne! Kwai masoyin Sarreman! 491 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,125 - Dakata! -A'a! Kar ku taba taba... 492 00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:43,417 -Ba kwai bane! - Zuwa Valhalla! 493 00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:49,625 Tsotse shi, masu hasara! 494 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:17,208 -Menene wancan? - Ban sani ba, amma idan na yi tsammani ... 495 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,083 -Mayu. -Ba? Masara? 496 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:25,125 - Wani abu! -Eh, yayi kyau. 497 00:41:25,292 --> 00:41:28,083 Ee. Ya Allah, shi ke nan. 498 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:32,667 Ba ku da kamar marar laifi kamar yadda ka gani, Jens. Yaro datti! 499 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,333 Menene? 500 00:41:36,417 --> 00:41:40,500 - Me kuke nufi da gaske? - Kun kasance kuna kallon Pornhub da yawa. 501 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:45,875 -Yanzu ban samu sosai ba. - Jima'i na dubura. A karo na farko da ka yi jima'i. 502 00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:51,417 - Dakata. Jima'i na dubura? Shin mun yi jima'in dubura? Yanzu? -Iya. -Iya. 503 00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:56,375 Ina tsammanin kuna son Star Wars, amma ku kamar suna cikin Ubangijin Zobba. 504 00:41:56,500 --> 00:42:02,625 -Amma me yasa baki ce komai ba? -A'a, I...tunanin kun san bambanci. 505 00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:06,125 Ban ga komai ba, don haka kawai na taka... 506 00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:08,125 "An tattake shi"? 507 00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:12,833 Amma watakila ya kamata mu jira kadan don sake yin hakan. 508 00:42:13,042 --> 00:42:17,208 -Ba komai. Babban yatsa a gare ni. -Super. 509 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:21,000 -Barka da dare to, Lisa. -Barka da dare, Jens. 510 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:25,333 A fili ka ce "yabba dabba doo" wannan lokacin. 511 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:29,708 Muna cikin zurfafa. A zahiri. 512 00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:33,750 Ba abin da nake tsammani ba, amma duk da haka ya wuce duk tsammanin. 513 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:37,542 Yana tuna min gidan marayu dina na uku. 514 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:42,667 Cumilla, kiyi hakuri na kauda kai a baya, kuma don sanya mu nan. 515 00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:48,083 -Hakika wannan shine abu na karshe da nake so. -Ba komai. Yi hakuri da ihu. 516 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:53,000 Ka cece mu duka. Kuma har yanzu muna cikin wasan! 517 00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:56,208 Kamar yadda Jizzmo zai ce: Inda akwai ramuka, akwai bege. 518 00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:04,458 -Duba wannan. - Ruwan farji! Menene? 519 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:09,292 Me a fannin kimiyya ake kira poop. Shit. najasa taki. 520 00:43:09,458 --> 00:43:11,000 Shara. Shit. Taji. 521 00:43:11,167 --> 00:43:16,250 Yana cika dukan hanji. Ba jima ko ba jima za ta zo sako-sako, kuma za a kore mu. 522 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:18,917 -A ina zamu kare? -A kasar ba kowa. 523 00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:22,708 Inda tsaba ko kwai ba zasu iya rayuwa ba. 524 00:43:25,375 --> 00:43:30,500 Da, da, da. Kamar yadda marigayi likitana zai yi ya ce: Ba a makara ba! 525 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:38,458 Ba za a iya cutar da kwayoyin cuta mara kyau ba samun barci? 526 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:44,833 - Menene...? Kai wane irin iskanci ne? -ni? Ba ni da ban mamaki. 527 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:52,000 Ni talaka ne sosai. Kuna iya samuna dubban ni, a kowane lungu na duniya. 528 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:06,792 Ni dan E. coli ne, abokina 529 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,083 A gaskiya ina shahara sosai 530 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:12,250 Kuma ina zaune a cikin kututturewa Na ji wari na? Kuna da bom 531 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:14,708 Amma zan iya, idan ina so, shima ya fita 532 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:19,083 Idan mutane ba su wanke hannayensu ba Zan iya kashe su, saboda yana da daɗi! 533 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,625 Kuma a'a, ba dole ba ne taba poop kai tsaye koda sau daya ne 534 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:24,292 Domin na kwanta akan abincina da sanyi duk tsawon yini 535 00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:29,125 Kafin kowa ya iya ƙidaya zuwa uku. rayuwa ta zama jahannama mai rai 536 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,417 Haba masoyi! Ku, ku, ku! 537 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:41,042 Ku, ku, ku! Na dade ina jiran mai kyau bala'in bala'i. A ƙarshe, wani abu yana faruwa a nan. 538 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:44,750 Dole ne mu fake. Za mu mutu idan muka tsaya a nan. 539 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:47,792 -Me ya sa ba za ku tafi ba? Ina zamu je? 540 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,125 Duh! Ci gaba da hanji. 541 00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:56,375 Karshe na duba, an toshe shi da yawan najasa. 542 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,583 Dole ne kawai ku tauna hanyar ku. 543 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:14,000 Wani zai so ya kira ni dan karkacewa 544 00:45:14,167 --> 00:45:17,792 domin na fi so in yi turda fiye da gilashin giya mai sanyi kankara 545 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,917 Ee, yana da daɗi sosai, mafi kyawun da na sani 546 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:25,292 Ya fi biredi daɗi sau dubu don ainihin shit gourmet, nam-nam! 547 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,875 Ba zan iya sarrafa kaina ba, yaji dadi sosai 548 00:45:28,083 --> 00:45:30,125 Ina cin duk abin da aka ba da abinci, amma na fi son kada in ci masara 549 00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:32,542 Domin a gaskiya, yana da ɗanɗano kamar shit 550 00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:36,667 To, ban da wannan shit yana da kyau, yummy! 551 00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:41,042 Mutumin kirki mai ban mamaki! Kuma yana iya waƙa. 552 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:45,625 Idan na tuna daidai... Hanji ya hau ya shiga, dama? 553 00:45:45,792 --> 00:45:49,833 Kuma a can inda aka halicci dukan tsiro. fizgo kuma. 554 00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:54,333 - Piss? Menene? - Piss? To... 555 00:45:54,500 --> 00:46:00,750 Ee, wani nau'in kiɗan rawa ne mai kama ba-ba-bing, ba-ba-boing. Oink-oink. 556 00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:06,542 A'a! Wadannan abubuwa ne na kwayoyin halitta da inorganic wadanda ake fitar da su ta hanyar koda. 557 00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:11,667 -wanda kuma aka sani da fitsari. -Semon, kai dan iska ne! 558 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,542 Muna yin hanyarmu har zuwa acid ɗin ciki, yi mana hanyar cikin ciki 559 00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:22,375 - ana fitar da fitsari kuma yana iyo sama daga urethra. 560 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:26,292 Sa'an nan kuma mu shiga cikin farji sannan ya kara shiga cikin mahaifa! 561 00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:28,875 Zuwa ramin dama wannan lokacin. 562 00:46:29,083 --> 00:46:31,667 Malam E. coli, watakila za ka iya taimaka mana? 563 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:36,875 Wataƙila za ku iya tauna hanyar ku ta cikin kullin toshe hanjin ku? 564 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:42,333 Ee, tabbas ba zai yiwu ba, amma... Sannan ina son sumba. 565 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:49,167 Hazaka! Dayanku zai iya sumbace shi a kan kuncin jaki, to zamu iya tafiya. 566 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:54,042 Ba na sumbantar wannan guntun banƙyama a kan muƙamuƙin sa, lafiya? 567 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:05,000 Ina tsammanin dandano mai daɗi, amma yafi umami. 568 00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:07,417 Amma sumbata ta farko! Kada mutum yayi korafi. 569 00:47:07,542 --> 00:47:11,250 Yanzu kun sami abin da kuke so. Ka kai mu acid ɗin ciki. 570 00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:15,000 Ee, shakatawa! Babu damuwa. 571 00:47:20,042 --> 00:47:24,042 Lafiya! Bari mu sami fuska! 572 00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:29,500 Amma yana da ban sha'awa don saduwa da sababbin al'adu, ko ba haka ba? 573 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:36,792 Wannan shit ne mai kyau! 574 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,417 Menene jahannama? 575 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:54,708 Fita daga nan! 576 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,792 Gishiri mai tsami! Menene kuke tunani? 577 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,292 Kuna tsammanin za ku iya yin lalata da ni? Da za ku iya dakatar da ni?! 578 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:04,750 - Dama gare shi! -Kwayoyin cuta. 579 00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:12,250 -Wace hanya muke bi yanzu, Erigeriksson? -Ba ma'ana ba, Flensmark. 580 00:48:12,417 --> 00:48:15,500 Kamar duk maza. Ni ba gwani a farji ba. 581 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:19,208 -Kada ku damu. Zan kula da wannan. -Yaya game da wannan! 582 00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:23,208 Mu yi wa kanmu ɗan ciye-ciye yayin da muke tunani akai? 583 00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:27,375 Kuna tunani mafi kyau akan cikakken ciki. Aƙalla abin da Vulva-Marie ke cewa. 584 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:31,583 Naman alade ne da cukuwar zakara na gani, ko? 585 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:35,583 Abinci? Tunanin abinci yanzu! 586 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:40,667 Dole ne in yi komai da kaina? Shin? ya yi yawa don neman ku ma ku ba da gudummawa? 587 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:44,417 La'ananne wawaye. Masoyi! Nama! 588 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,042 A'a! Oh, shit! 589 00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:54,500 Tun da ba ni da rokoki gare ku duka 590 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:58,625 - dole ne mu kasance tsohon mai hankali. 591 00:49:10,292 --> 00:49:14,375 Wuraren da aka yi da hannu! Jaririn jarirai masu katsalandan! 592 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:19,708 -Na gode, wando piss! Kowannenku! - Amma Erigeriksson! Ka kwantar da hankalinka! 593 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:21,750 Fita daga hanya! 594 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:24,167 A kula! 595 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:30,500 Na karshe akwai rubewa! 596 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,292 A'a! Iri mai ƙarfi! 597 00:49:36,458 --> 00:49:40,500 Yana jin zafi a kirji. Ina tsammanin wani abu ya same ni, mutane. 598 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:47,375 - Ina jin gishiri. Ina mutuwa? - Zan yi gaskiya: kun fi kyau. 599 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:52,125 Kuna tsammanin akwai aljannar hatsi, shugaba? 600 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:58,458 - Kuna tsammanin zan tafi sama yanzu? -Eh, idan kun sami kwanciyar hankali a cikin hakan. 601 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:02,500 Za ku iya gaya mani wani abu Vulva-Marie? 602 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:07,042 Da, da, da. Me kuke so ku ce? Tofa shi. Komai kwata-kwata! 603 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:11,833 Ka gaya mata dole ta daina hidima 604 00:50:12,042 --> 00:50:17,083 - kukis ɗin sukari a kowane lokaci. 605 00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:24,875 A'a! Ba haka ba...! 606 00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:30,417 Flensmark. An samu canji a cikin shirin. 607 00:50:30,542 --> 00:50:32,333 To, menene? 608 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,458 Tagwaye. 609 00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,083 Tagwaye? 610 00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:52,292 - Oh, shit! -Lafiya, Malam E. coli? 611 00:50:52,458 --> 00:50:54,917 Ina tsammanin na ci wani abu mai ban mamaki. 612 00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:59,250 Abu mafi banƙyama da na taɓa ɗanɗana. Ina tsammanin ya... 613 00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:03,000 -... abinci! -Abinci? Amma hakan dole ne yana nufin ... 614 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:06,500 Kashi na poop yana saukowa. Muna gabatowa ciki. 615 00:51:06,667 --> 00:51:11,875 Ka yi tunanin haka! Littattafan sun yi daidai! An haɗa gindin zuwa ciki. 616 00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:14,167 -Mun yi shi! - Hura! 617 00:51:15,917 --> 00:51:21,500 To, masoyi maniyyi. Barka da zuwa! Kuma wa ya sani? Wataƙila zan sake ganin ku a waje. 618 00:51:21,667 --> 00:51:26,208 Idan baku da kyau wajen wanke hannu ko samun dandano don rimming! 619 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:31,708 - Menene rimming? -Wanda yake raye zai gani, Semon! 620 00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:34,417 Na gode da taimakon ku, Mista E. coli! 621 00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:47,750 Wannan wurin ma ya fi girma Babban wurin shakatawa na Pung City, Jizzneyland! 622 00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:54,417 - Menene wannan? - Wannan ruwan butt ne wanda... 623 00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:57,125 ... da kyau, an dafa shi zuwa ga ruwa. 624 00:51:57,292 --> 00:51:59,708 A'a, wannan shine acid ɗin ciki. 625 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:03,375 A nan ne jiki ya rushe duk abubuwan gina jiki da yake ɗauka. 626 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:05,792 Kuna ganin shaft? Daga nan ne abincin ya fito. 627 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,500 Kuma sama akwai wani wuri shine kai da baki. 628 00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:14,875 Baki, i. Baki. Amsar gangar jikin farji. 629 00:52:15,083 --> 00:52:18,292 Idan muka yi nasarar tsallake wurin a gunki guda 630 00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:21,667 -sannan zamu iya bin fitsari har zuwa ramin gaske. 631 00:52:21,833 --> 00:52:25,500 Semon Kuna da ban mamaki sosai! 632 00:52:25,667 --> 00:52:29,458 Don haka duk abin da muke bukata shine jirgin ruwa? 633 00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:37,083 Me yasa jirgin yake warin tuttifrutti? 634 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,458 Akwai shi! Maelstrom! 635 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:45,250 -Lafiya! -Da fatan ba za ku sami rashin lafiyan teku cikin sauƙi ba! 636 00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:05,500 -Juya! -Juya! Zo, Semon! Yi iyo! -A'a! -A'a! Muna kan hanya madaidaiciya! 637 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:11,167 Shahararren Faduwar Farji ne! Ba zan iya yarda da mun gani da idanunmu! 638 00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:14,833 -Za mu sauka a can? -Hakika mune! 639 00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,083 Kumilla! 640 00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:27,625 Kai! 641 00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:45,792 Kai! 642 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:56,583 Hai, Cumilla! 643 00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:10,708 Dole ne mu yi amfani da waɗannan igiyoyi masu ban mamaki sannan ka nufi farji! 644 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:15,708 Yi amfani da nauyin ku! Dole ne mu karkata! Juyawa kamar tsofaffi! 645 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,708 Sai Faransanci na soya abincin dare daga jiya ya biya kansa. 646 00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:26,500 Mu tafi! 647 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:48,250 - Dik! Ina jin ta gama. -Me ta cinye? 648 00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:56,083 Don haka wannan ya kasance a kan gashin farji. 649 00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:58,458 A'a! 650 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,500 Bayan haske! 651 00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:03,583 Lokaci-lokaci yana kusan isa sosai! 652 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:10,042 Gaskiya farin cikin haduwa da ku duka, abokaina! Ina son ku duka sosai! 653 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:16,500 Jens. Kai, tashi. 654 00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:22,417 Na yi barci kamar gungumen azaba. Babu komai yana taimakawa barci kamar inzali mai kyau. 655 00:55:22,542 --> 00:55:25,500 - Shin ina da gaskiya, ko ina da gaskiya? - Jo da. 656 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:30,250 Yi ado. Ba za mu iya yin ɓarna ba rana irin wannan a gado. 657 00:55:30,417 --> 00:55:34,125 -Eh, zan iya. -Hai! 658 00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:42,500 -Da dukkan ciwon gabobi...! -Ta yi zazzagewa ko me? 659 00:55:42,625 --> 00:55:46,917 Yana da kirim na tartar. Yana kama da kankara a kan kek 660 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:50,625 -sai dai ba a kan cake ba. kuma yana kashe hatsi. 661 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,208 Yi iyo! Yi iyo zuwa nirvana! 662 00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:04,792 Ku zo, mu janye daga kunshin! 663 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,875 Yana da ban sha'awa sosai. Amma har yanzu dole ku Jizzmo! 664 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:13,792 Ba su karaya ba ko? Ba a saba da tauri ba. 665 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,625 To, da kyau! Dole ne mu jefa cikin tawul gare su, to. 666 00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:25,458 -Flensmark! A kula! - Ya rasa! - Ya rasa! 667 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,000 A'a! 668 00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:36,167 Don haka dadewa, suckers! Tasha ta gaba: tashar kwai. 669 00:56:39,708 --> 00:56:41,583 Sun fi mu sauri! 670 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,875 Farfesa! 671 00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:51,667 Ka sanya ni girman kai, Semon da Cumilla! 672 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:55,792 - Nemo haske kuma ka sanya ni girman kai! -A'a! 673 00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,750 Kuma ku sani cewa na mutu ina yi abin da nake so - don rayuwa! 674 00:57:03,042 --> 00:57:07,292 Kuna da kanku yanzu, Erigeriksson. Tsohon abokina... 675 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:10,625 Tsoho...? Jiya da daddare muka hadu. 676 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,375 Ci gaba. 677 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:16,792 Ka kama Jizzmo ka cinye kwai, domin mu biyu. Ku rama mini! 678 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:21,292 -Zamu zama tagwaye tare. -Babu wani abu da zai yi buri. 679 00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:26,167 Dole ne ku raba komai: Tufafi, mata, alewa Asabar! 680 00:57:26,333 --> 00:57:28,500 Ba za ku iya barina yanzu ba! 681 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:33,208 Swim, Erigeriksson. Nuna mana abin da aka yi ka da shi, climax brother. 682 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:36,875 Kuma ku tuna: Wanda ya fitar da maniyyi na karshe, ya fi fitar maniyyi. 683 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:38,458 A'a... 684 00:57:40,292 --> 00:57:43,125 A'a! 685 00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:51,792 A'a! Dandanan gishiri! 686 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,500 Semon! Taho, taho, taho. Ba za mu iya tsayawa yanzu ba. 687 00:58:04,167 --> 00:58:07,792 Isowa inda aka nufa idan T-minus 0.1 millimeter. 688 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:21,542 Ee, hakika. Anan akwai mahaifa. 689 00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:28,250 Shit, yana da kyau. Yana kama da babban wasan kwamfuta. 690 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,500 -Ba ku da lafiya? -A'a, Ina so in kasance a gefen lafiya. 691 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:39,000 -Da nufin jiya. Yana da kyau ... - a tabbata kwata-kwata. 692 00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:41,167 Shin ba daidai bane? Daidai. Kuna samun ra'ayin. 693 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:44,125 -Na yarda sosai. - Mai kyau. 694 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:56,250 Wannan wani abu ne da ya bace a nan. 695 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:03,333 Kwamfuta. Ka ba ni coordinates na kwayar kwai. 696 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:07,333 Oocyte na cikin gida. Oocyte ba ta da iyaka. 697 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:10,083 Dalili: Tururi projectile kunna. 698 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:13,708 Bitch ta sha kwaya-bayan safiya! Fuck dick na! 699 00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:18,250 Idan akwai abu ɗaya da na ƙi, mutane ne waɗanda suke canza ra'ayinsu game da abubuwa! 700 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:20,792 Kwamfuta, Ina so in mutu! 701 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,417 An fara jerin kisan kai idan T-minus 30, 29... 702 00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:30,250 - Soke! Juya, sakewa! - Gyara jerin kashe kansa. 703 00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:35,583 Ku zo mu tafi! Muna matsowa! 704 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:41,167 -Shin mun rabu da su, ko? - Ban sani ba! 705 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:53,500 Wani irin kajin overparanoid shine 706 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:59,167 -waɗanda suke amfani da kwaroron roba biyu, da maniyyi da kuma da maganin safiya? 707 00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:04,708 Kwamfuta. Ka ba ni kididdigar tsawon lokacin Zan iya rayuwa a cikin wannan shithole. 708 01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:09,833 Ba tare da tanadi ko caji ba za ku iya tsayawa don T-minus 32 mintuna. 709 01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:13,417 Kuma har zuwa yaushe kwayar cutar kwana-kwana ta kare? 710 01:00:13,542 --> 01:00:16,917 Maganin yana da rabin rayuwa na 43 hours. 711 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,875 awa 43?! Amma abin da jahannama! 712 01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:26,208 Kun san dalilin da yasa hakan ke faruwa, dama? Saboda ku ne! 713 01:00:26,375 --> 01:00:29,667 Na yi shiri! Na shirya! 714 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:34,792 Amma daya daga cikin ku masu son dole ne ya buga jijiya ko wani abu! 715 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,625 Ya bambanta da hormones. Ya tsorata ta. 716 01:00:37,792 --> 01:00:40,500 Dayanku! Ko da yawa daga cikinku. 717 01:00:40,667 --> 01:00:44,208 Amma idan zan mutu a nan ... 718 01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:49,000 ... akalla zan mutu ni kadai! 719 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:52,375 Yana tilasta kawarwa dukkan kwayoyin halittar maniyyi a cikin uku... 720 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:55,000 A'a! Tsaya ka kama! 721 01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:58,833 Ku sakeni! 722 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,292 Barka da zuwa, ku kafila! 723 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:06,000 Bada shi! Me kake... 724 01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:10,125 Barka da rana! Sannu! Daga Buenos! Mu yi jariri. 725 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,750 Kai shaidan! 726 01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:14,917 Na ganki a kwanon bayan gida, kai gofy bear! 727 01:01:16,042 --> 01:01:20,792 Abin takaici, bana jin ba zan iya halarta ba, amma zaka iya fadawa duk wanda na sani. 728 01:01:22,042 --> 01:01:26,042 - Har yanzu kuna tunanin za ku iya doke ni? -Tare da wutsiya. 729 01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:29,417 Kwamfuta. A aiwatar da halaka kai! 730 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:33,250 Ana kashe kai a cikin T-minus 30 seconds. 731 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:39,667 30, 29, 28, 27, 26... 732 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,333 Ina kwan yake? 733 01:01:56,500 --> 01:02:00,042 ... takwas, bakwai, shida, biyar ... 734 01:02:00,208 --> 01:02:03,625 -Climax, Jizzmo. - hudu, uku, biyu ... 735 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:07,083 ...daya. Na gode yau. 736 01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:25,292 Shit, yana da kyau sosai zuwa jiya. Na zo da wulakanci sosai, kawai... 737 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:31,583 -Shi ma haka ya kasance gare ku? -Eh, iya. Ko... 738 01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:36,000 -Saboda ka zo...lokacin da ka zo. Dama? -Lafiya. 739 01:02:36,167 --> 01:02:41,000 -Ban zo ba. Ba sai na zo ba. - Tabbas dole ne ku! 740 01:02:41,167 --> 01:02:45,708 -A'a, ba shi da mahimmanci a gare ni. -Amma yana da mahimmanci a gare ni! 741 01:02:45,875 --> 01:02:50,333 - Ina so ku zo. Dole ku zo! -Lafiya. 742 01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:01,792 To, da, da kyau. Sannu! 743 01:03:06,333 --> 01:03:12,500 I... Ina so sosai zagi kuma. Fuck da wuya da tsawo. 744 01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:16,500 Oh, na kasance ina sha'awar wannan dick duk dare. 745 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:19,083 Kyawawan, babban zakara na wanka! 746 01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:24,500 Zan fusa miki da kyar zaki wuce. Don haka da wuya za ku sami juzu'i biyu. 747 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:28,875 Sa'an nan kuma zan ƙara yin lalata da ku. Zan hau dokinka! 748 01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:31,542 Yage shi kuma yi amfani da shi azaman dildo 749 01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:35,708 -yayin da jini ya mutu da kallo yayin da na zo! 750 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:37,792 -Lafiya. - Iya... 751 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,917 - Shit. "Jini har mutuwa"? - Oh, hakuri! Hakan ya kasance... 752 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:50,792 -Dole ne mu aiwatar da hakan, to. -Kamar... Adamu da Hauwa'u. 753 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:56,333 Wataƙila banda gaskiyar cewa Adamu da Hauwa'u bai yi jima'i na dubura a daren farko ba. 754 01:03:56,500 --> 01:04:00,208 Eh gaskiya ne. To, ba za mu iya sanin hakan ba. 755 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:17,125 Erigeriksson ya sadaukar da kansa. 756 01:04:18,667 --> 01:04:20,083 Dubi wannan! 757 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,000 Ba a gama ba! Mu tafi, taho! 758 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,000 Kai! 759 01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:49,333 Menene wancan? Menene jahannama? 760 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,083 Hai, Cumilla! 761 01:05:12,167 --> 01:05:13,833 Ya yi kyau? 762 01:05:15,667 --> 01:05:17,083 Na samu! 763 01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:34,625 -Hai! Lokaci na ƙarshe! - Wannan shi ne! 764 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:54,292 A'a! Ba ku ba! 765 01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:58,417 Konewa tayi...Kada kiji wuta! 766 01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:01,583 Konewa tayi baya gujewa wuta! 767 01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:08,500 ina zuwa! ina zuwa! 768 01:06:12,167 --> 01:06:13,500 Kumilla! 769 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:21,792 Haba, ni ma ina zuwa! Haba, ni ma ina zuwa! 770 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,167 Kar a manta da cirewa! 771 01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:26,833 Yabba dabba doo! 772 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,208 Ya na! 773 01:06:33,375 --> 01:06:35,458 Taimako! Taimake ni! Taimake ni! Taimake ni! 774 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:38,458 - Jens? - Taimako, taimako, taimako! 775 01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:47,125 Kumilla! Cumilla, taimaka! 776 01:06:47,292 --> 01:06:50,083 -A'a! Taimake ni! - Jens! 777 01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:52,583 Jens! Tsaya! Tsaya! A'a! A'a! A'a! 778 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:58,917 Taho, tafi! 779 01:06:59,917 --> 01:07:05,292 - Jens! Rike shi! Rike shi! Kar a motsa! -Taimako! -Taimako! A'a! A'a! A'a! 780 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:09,500 Wasps suna rawaya da baki. Shin duka kenan? Me ya sa ba mu san wani abu game da zazzagewa ba? 781 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,750 Bari mu gwada wani flashback. 782 01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:16,917 - Furen shine shugaba. -Fulani shine shugaba! Girmama fure! 783 01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:19,000 Dakata minti daya! 784 01:07:19,167 --> 01:07:20,500 Mu tafi! 785 01:07:20,583 --> 01:07:22,000 Jens. 786 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:33,667 Ka taimaki gunkinka ya cika kaddara. 787 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,750 Babu hanya! 788 01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:51,750 Isa! 789 01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:18,792 Mu ci gaba da shi. 790 01:08:31,292 --> 01:08:36,125 - Oh shit! Sun tafi? -Iya. Ya yi kyau, ko? 791 01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:38,667 E, yana da zafi. 792 01:08:40,125 --> 01:08:45,333 -Yaya abin yake? -Eh, iya. Yayi kyau. 793 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:50,750 Zan gani ko zan iya samun wani abu wanda zai iya taimakawa da...Kada ku raira waƙa! 794 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,792 - ka, Jens? - Mm? 795 01:08:57,417 --> 01:09:02,000 Ina so in ce godiya ga wani fuck-tastic karshen mako. 796 01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:04,417 Ee, haka ne. Na gode. 797 01:09:22,833 --> 01:09:27,542 Hai, Cumilla? Ina so in faɗi farin ciki Ni ne Cewa ban tsaya a cikin scrotum ba. 798 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:31,833 Cewa na tashi a wannan tafiya. Da kai. 799 01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:37,042 -I...Ina son ku, Cumilla. -Nima ina son ku, Semon. 800 01:09:39,583 --> 01:09:46,292 Kun san cewa idan muka shiga can ya kare. Tafiya ta kare. 801 01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:49,917 Ee, yana da. Amma irin tafiya ta kasance! 802 01:09:51,042 --> 01:09:55,375 -Shi ke nan. Kuna zuwa? - Ina zuwa. -Iya. Mai wuya. 803 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:15,708 Iya... 804 01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:19,375 Kuma samfurori suna da kyau. 805 01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:25,667 Kawai ku ɗauki wannan kuma ya fara da dukan tsari. Sauƙi kamar kek. 806 01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:30,500 -Tun yaushe kuke tare? -Makonni shida. 807 01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:33,375 Makonni shida, eh. 808 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:38,583 Sannan ya tafi ba tare da cewa kai ba a shirye don wannan, kuma hakan yayi kyau. 809 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:42,000 - Kuna da aiki? Apartment? -A'a. 810 01:10:42,167 --> 01:10:45,167 -Nazari? -Na gama sakandare a bazarar bara. 811 01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:51,042 Don haka kana da duk rayuwarka a gabanka. Wataƙila tare, watakila ba. Wa ya sani? 812 01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,750 Lokaci na gaba yi amfani da kariya, lafiya? 813 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:57,792 - Na yi amfani da ... -Ni kuma na sa... 814 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,083 Kar ka damu... Ba laifi, kamar... 815 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:06,458 Lisa, masoyi, ba laifi. Eh ba komai. Domin tuna: 816 01:11:07,417 --> 01:11:10,292 Wannan ko da kun yi tarko 817 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:13,500 kuma ko da yake ta yiwu a gaggauce 818 01:11:13,667 --> 01:11:19,875 Kuma duk da cewa kwai ya samu tsinke ta mutumin, uh, caviar 819 01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:24,708 Ee, a zahiri akwai taimako 820 01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:28,333 A ce godiya, amma ba godiya, godiya ta yaya 821 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:33,833 Domin idan ba ku ji ba, to 822 01:11:34,042 --> 01:11:40,375 baya jin dadi 823 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:44,375 Kowa zai iya tsotse, kuma kowa zai iya fuck 824 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,750 Kowane mutum na iya yin firgita, lasa farji da fuck 825 01:11:46,917 --> 01:11:49,125 Kowa na iya matse kulli ko uku 826 01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:52,250 Amma wannan ba yana nufin yana da kyau ra'ayi ba 827 01:11:54,042 --> 01:11:58,875 Nan ba da jimawa ba za a sami biliyan goma a duniya 828 01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:03,667 Kan naman da ke yin hayaniya 829 01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:08,667 Don haka a fayyace jama'a. a duk muhimmancin 830 01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:13,042 Wataƙila wasu tsaba yakamata su mutu kawai 831 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:16,125 Idan bai ji dadi ba, baya jin dadi 832 01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:18,500 Da kyau in zama uwa, da kyau ya zama uba 833 01:12:18,625 --> 01:12:22,000 Tambayar na iya zama da ban tsoro, amma yana da amsa mai sauki 834 01:12:22,167 --> 01:12:25,167 Idan bai ji dadi ba, baya jin dadi 835 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:29,500 Haka abin yake. Babu laifi a kan hakan. Dole ne ya ji daɗi. 836 01:12:29,667 --> 01:12:34,208 Yarinya da yawa sun zo nan, Na kwanta akan bencina 837 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:39,167 domin ana yawan yin soyayya ba koyaushe ake tunani sosai ba 838 01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:45,208 Ee, za ku iya zama matalauta, kuma za ku iya zama masu arziki 839 01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:52,333 amma yana jin wahala sosai, bude a asibitin mu 840 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:56,000 Idan bai ji dadi ba, baya jin dadi 841 01:12:56,167 --> 01:12:58,500 Da kyau in zama uwa, da kyau ya zama uba 842 01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:00,792 Tambayar na iya zama da ban tsoro, amma yana da amsa mai sauki 843 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,875 -Idan bai ji dadi ba - Ba ya jin dadi! 844 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:12,000 Na zubar da ciki sau daya lokacin ina matashi kuma kyakkyawa 845 01:13:12,167 --> 01:13:17,083 Na yi farin ciki sosai game da dick, amma ba a kan ƙaramin ba 846 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:21,667 Kuma na yiwa ma’aikaciyar jirgin ciki ciki kusan shekara ta 2005 847 01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:26,417 Lokaci ne daban, lokacin da dole ne ka kaifafa ƙugiya 848 01:13:26,542 --> 01:13:28,750 Idan bai ji dadi ba, baya jin dadi 849 01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:31,083 Da kyau in zama uwa, da kyau ya zama uba 850 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:35,167 - gwada da kare tukuna -Ko zama tare a matsayin ma'aurata 851 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:40,917 Amma bai ji dadi ba, a'a, to baya jin dadi! 852 01:13:43,542 --> 01:13:48,125 Akwai sauran abubuwa da yawa don bata rayuwar ku 853 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:52,500 Ka yi tunanin yadda abubuwa masu kyau suke akan Netflix, zabin yana da wahala 854 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:57,292 Kuma za ku dawo kan ƙafafunku nan da nan. yana da sauƙi! 855 01:13:57,458 --> 01:14:02,167 Kuma mu kasa a nan akwai fiye da isa daga cikin mu ko da kuwa 856 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:04,708 - A nan a cikin scrotum! -Waƙa yanzu, iri! 857 01:14:04,875 --> 01:14:07,250 Anan a cikin scrotum! 858 01:14:07,417 --> 01:14:09,625 Anan a cikin scrotum! 859 01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:14,458 -Oh, nan ya zo! - A nan a cikin scrotum! 860 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:20,583 Nan ba da jimawa ba za a sami biliyan goma a duniya 861 01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:28,708 Naman da ke zaune akan abinci mara nauyi da gulma 862 01:14:28,875 --> 01:14:34,375 Tambayar na iya zama da ban tsoro, amma yana da amsa mai sauki 863 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:38,625 Bai ji dadi ba, 864 01:14:38,792 --> 01:14:43,750 baya jin dadi! 865 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:55,000 A'a, a'a, babu! Ba ya jin dadi! Ba ya jin dadi! Oh, baby! 866 01:14:55,167 --> 01:14:58,375 A'a, ba ku shirya ba 867 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:01,542 Ba komai, ba komai 868 01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:08,167 -Ba dole ba ne ya ji dadi! - Jaka, Jaka, Jaka, Jaka, Jaka, Jaka 869 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:17,208 - Yana jin dadi, ko? -Eh, ina ganin haka. 870 01:15:17,375 --> 01:15:20,125 -Na tuba. -A'a, don me? 871 01:15:20,292 --> 01:15:22,500 Kai ne ke shan wahala. 872 01:15:22,625 --> 01:15:27,292 Kai kadai sai ka bi ta wannan, saboda abin da muka yi. 873 01:15:27,458 --> 01:15:31,042 -Amma kuna nan tare da ni. - duk hanyar. 874 01:15:31,208 --> 01:15:34,667 -Eh, don haka ba ni kadai ba. -A'a. 875 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:39,417 -To...me muke yi yanzu? -To, wani fim watakila? 876 01:15:39,542 --> 01:15:42,500 Ee! Sauƙi. Yaya game da Ubangijin Zobba? 877 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:46,583 Na sami bugu na musamman na blu-ray. Ko Star Wars! 878 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:50,083 -Na ƙarshe ya fito a kan UHD. - Nishaɗi! 879 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:53,125 - kowa fa? -Dukkan su? 880 01:15:53,292 --> 01:15:59,500 Wannan kwaya zai dauki kwanaki biyu don ɗaukar tasiri. Me ya sa ba za mu yi noma ba? 881 01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,792 Shin wani ya taɓa gaya muku 882 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,292 - cewa ku ne mafi ban mamaki, mafi kyawun yarinya a wanzuwa? 883 01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:10,625 Uh, iya. Daidai kamar dakika biyu da suka wuce. 884 01:16:10,792 --> 01:16:14,792 Bari mu fara da Star Wars. Amma a cikin wane tsari? 885 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,583 Shin muna farawa daga shekarar samarwa, ko mu fara da episode 1? 886 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:22,917 Hakanan zamu iya farawa daga daidai lokaci a cikin Star VVars universe. 887 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:27,375 Za mu fara da kashi na 1, sa'an nan kuma za mu yi tsalle cikin Rogue One. 888 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:32,625 A'a, to mun manta Andor. Andor shine ainihin prequel ga Rogue One. 889 01:16:32,792 --> 01:16:36,333 Kuma ba mu ma samu ba ga Mandalorian... 890 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:45,625 Subtitles: Elisabeth Enström Rubutun kafofin watsa labarai na Sweden