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Take your time.
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Be back home.
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For a while,
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Just be okay.
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Today, more than ever,
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Humans must learn
to live with nature again.
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That’s why since 4
years, the program
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"Encounters at the end
of the end of the world"
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invites you to discover all
those civilization, landscapes
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and animals frozen in time.
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For Christmas, we will invite not
one, not two, not three,
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but four exceptional guests.
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He eat with you during more than 20 years.
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The star presenter of the echoes,
JGG, Julien Grosset-Grainville.
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Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.
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She is "Véro la véto", the veterinary
who talks to animals
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in the television series
number one in France.
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- The indomitable Nathalie Dulac!
- It escapes me !
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Séraphin, behave!
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The beast of the "stand-up" that is
about to hit it on the Stade de France.
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The king of comedy,
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- the matchless, Sam!
- It was great!
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But it’s not milk.
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Thirty-two goals with the "bleus"
and a Champions League with Atlética.
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The national team's mascot,
'AND! Matador ', Kévin Kerguellec!
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To what part of the world
will our stars travel?
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Who or what will they meet?
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They will find out as soon as
your plane has taken off,
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and you, on December 25th.
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"Encounters at the end of the end
of the world. Christmas special ”.
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- On the left!
- Now it is OK! I have seen it.
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- I know to read.
- Well, you never know.
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You promised me that when you hung up
boots we would go back to Biarritz.
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I have not hung up my boots,
I was fired at twenty-two
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for a blonde who doesn't even
know the capital of Mongolia.
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Ulán Bator. Do you find it difficult
Ulán Bator? Even a child knows.
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I don't understand how you agree
to participate on such a tacky show.
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Are you kidding me?
It is the program of the moment,
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everyone wants to do it.
Can you imagine the Christmas special?
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I'm not talking to you about Encounters
in the end of the end of the world,
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I'm talking about the telemarketing.
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To regain the most important thing
is to stay on the springboard.
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And skip a and again and again.
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I'm leaving for a few days,
don't worry.
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Carry the backpack on your back
and a few more things.
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A travel diary
to sing my stories.
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I carry everything I need
in my backpack!
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In order to!
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I don't have my passport.
Turn around!
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What?
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THE SURVIVAL MANUAL
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Julien. You are here already?
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Well of course!
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- It's still early.
- No, let me explain.
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Of the four that go with you,
I'm the best.
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I'll be the one to find the totem.
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Julien, these are not
some vacations.
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Listen... I'll tell you what, Poli.
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At fifty nine
every day is a vacation.
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Hey? Come on, get going.
I'm taking the bag.
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Tell short to fuck
the yellow suitcase.
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Who is Short?
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Hey, you take it.
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LA VETE came.
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Marc, you know what?
I have forgotten the pass...
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I've been gone ten minutes.
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I know.
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Don't screw me, Marc!
You asked me to marry me three days ago!
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I know. I know and I am very sorry.
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I mean, I was very sure
that you were gone.
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Wouldn't it be better to prepare the tour
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before I go camping
with that cocoon of Léo Poli?
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They have only been sold
a third of the entries.
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You have no choice, Sam.
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Why? Why don't they run out?
Why don't they run out?
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Note that
the Stade de France is huge.
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People are screwed, they don't have a
penny, and they end up laughing less.
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Who laugh less? No way!
Yes they laugh!
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Of course they laugh and a lot,
But it's an inside laugh
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A silent laugh.
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What's about you? It bothers you?
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No no no! I say that to laugh in silence
no need to go to the Stade de France.
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Don't take it! You promised
that you will go to is Basketball match.
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MY SON, MY FIGHT
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- It was this weekend.
- Oh shit!
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No!
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LOST CALL How could I forget?
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Why did I agree to come to this circus?
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I hate traveling.
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How are you?
Léo Poli!
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- Oh, the great Léo Poli!
- Welcome, Sam.
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I want to go
on vacation with you.
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I love your program. It's great.
It's cool, but... it's not milk.
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- Sam!
- Hi.
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I present to you Nico,
your suitcase and mine.
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Hi. But... Sam,
you know than you have to go alone.
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How? We are nail and flesh.
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Sam, you see, the point of the show
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It is that you go out on your own.
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- Come now! Really?
- Yes really.
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One moment.
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Can it be cut?
Cut a second.
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What is all this? Never in the life
I've gone nowhere alone
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Did you never do fild trip as a kid?
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Why are you laughing? Who is it?
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The jokes are made by me
It is clear?
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What a nightmare!
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JGG!
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JGG!
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- Oh, how glad I am!
- Sam...
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- Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.
Listen, it's great...
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But its not milk!
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- If you do better than me!
- No, I would like more.
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- Yes, you nailed it!
- Of course.
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Let me pass I am Nathalie Dulac!
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Do not you recognize me?
Don't you watch TV?
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Nathalie, what is going on?
Let her pass, it's Nathalie Dulac.
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- What did I tell you?
- Sorry, Nathalie.
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Poli, I'm so happy to go!
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Nathalie.
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- Are you drunk?
- Are you smoking?
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Hey, what about your luggage?
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Travel without luggage
is to travel from the heart.
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-Oh yeah? Bring here.
Nathalie, what a joy!
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Ah, Mr. Grainville.
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Tell me, is it true that you go
to work in a telemarketer?
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Holy God...
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- I love the telemarketing.
- Ah, well.
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Where's my Nathalie Dulac?
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How excited I was
to meet "La Veto"!
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Who is it?
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You know, Sam... Our Sam.
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Ah yeah sure! Forgiveness.
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Is that you seem much older
in person.
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- Well not so much.
- It will be that you also appear your age.
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Let it be.
That has been ugly,
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- Do you mind if we repeat it?
- No way.
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Try to have a better roll between
you, more spirit of... sorry.
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I have to take it.
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YES? YES.
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Good. I am Géronimo.
You can call me Jerome. Or Gégé.
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- 0r we will not call you at all.
- Who cares?
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- Come on, let's go. Here.
- Voucher.
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- It should have arrived three hours ago!
- I know, Julien.
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Excuse me, you must board now.
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- Well, let's go.
- Wait, no, no.
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Anyway, I don't want my
image is associated with that crust.
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I don't feel like it either
to travel with him.
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- Attentive, it's coming!
- What?
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Camera, camera, camera!
Go!
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Recording.
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Hey!
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- Yes sir!
- I am sorry. I am sorry.
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- Kevin.
- Welcome, Kévin.
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For a hair, huh?
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Tell me, where are you going
in that costume? Is it carnival?
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No, it is not a costume. It's... It's my...
my normal everyday clothes.
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I think the black in southern Africa,
It is not a good idea.
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- Do you know where we are going?
- Yes.
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- Sure, to Africa.
- What!
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Listen Julien, it was me who
I should tell you on the plane!
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My son... I've been twenty-five
years in this environment.
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The news goes to me
I don't even have to look for them.
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Sure, I'm twenty-five too
years in this world and did not know.
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- Because I did not know it?
- You didn't know, because...
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get information from a koala
or a guinea pig is not easy.
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- Because you are "La Véto"!
- Come on, come on, come on.
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- Adventure!
- Yes!
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- "El Matador" himself!
- Yes.
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Espera... Un momento.
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Will there be whales?
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No. Sorry to tell you, Kévin.
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Oh no? It is that a little bird has told me
that you were swimming among whales.
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- And whales drive me crazy.
- No way. No no no no.
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This time we will meet the tribe
most isolated on the planet.
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It is a pity. Do not go away!
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- Wait!
- The Malawas.
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Give me an Ayurvedic gum,
you want?
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How the hell did he know about the whales?
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What a nightmare!
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- A little reading, sir?
- Cool! That's great.
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Thanks.
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- And that? Don't we travel first?
- Don't remind me, they have me fried.
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- We are in business with the commoners.
- Well, guys, let's go on an adventure.
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Camera, recording.
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The time has come to say goodbye
of civilization.
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Take your mobiles
and put them in that bag.
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- With great pleasure.
- There it goes.
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- This is going to be the hardest.
- All right, guys. Turn off cameras
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Make yourself comfortable
and enjoy the flight.
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Hey, Gigi. Give it back, will you?
Come on, it was just for the outtakes.
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- Wasn't it for the outtakes?
- No not at all. This is serious.
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I can't go eight days without my mobile.
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'Fifteen days:
'What!? '
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- You're on the cover of the Voici!
- What?
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You did not know?
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NATHALIE AND MARC ARE GETTING MARRIED!
You are about to get married.
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It is always exciting to be on the cover.
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I've already been eight. And two naked.
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Will you invite me?
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Gégé, turn it on now.
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Sam, we are about to take off.
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It is time for you to meet the destination.
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Needless. We go to Tikilele.
Yes, Julien has already told me.
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Are you going to be recording me all the
time? Cut now! That we are on the plane.
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Oh Lord. Excuse me,
Can I ask you for a vodka?
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- Of course Mr.
- Make it two. Serve me another.
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Won't you have a Grand Bordeaux?
Chateau Latour? Pétrus?
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If you want I can
bring you the gray hair.
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The first,
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because the one here is pitiful.
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Wait! And a Red Bu ",
with chips!.
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I shouldn't have listened to the network.
What a journey awaits us!
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What a nightmare.
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As you say "what a
nightmare" again, you're
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going to get out of the
plane through the toilet.
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- I'm going to the economy class.
- Well.
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Ay ay ay!
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- How are you? All good?
- Get me out of here!
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Is it normal that there is no belt?
Nat, do you mind if we change?
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- Easy, it's just turbulence.
- Here. I leave you mine.
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- But it will be useless, man!
- Breathe, there is less.
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The production team!
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They will cross the desert.
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And at night we will get together
with the rest of the team.
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If I had known, I would
have gone with them!
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With gusts of wind
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that they will have to endure,
you will be much better with us.
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Hold on tight!
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We have to descend!
Let me out!
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Okay, but... it's not milk.
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See the luck we have.
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Nature in all its splendor
welcomes us.
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An Ayurvedic chewing gum?
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I present to you Wokabi,
our new guide.
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It is a dream to have him,
237
00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:48,244
since he is the only foreigner
to be accepted by the Malawas.
238
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,485
Hey, don't go!
I have left the bag.
239
00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,637
I am not surprised, they will have
taken him for a pineapple with those hairs.
240
00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,237
It looks like a shower curtain.
241
00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:58,571
I speak fifteen languages.
242
00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:02,782
This pineapple hairstyle is the symbol
belonging to my tribe.
243
00:14:03,078 --> 00:14:06,077
And the shower curtain,
our traditional warrior habit.
244
00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:08,943
Red as the wrath of our god.
245
00:14:09,453 --> 00:14:13,234
Oh! Forgive me, I have left
one thing in the car. I'll be right back.
246
00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:28,494
Well, time wise,
What do you predict us?
247
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,780
It was a surprise.
248
00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:35,076
I feel like I fit in with the country
although my skin is too white,
249
00:14:35,203 --> 00:14:37,775
- but inside I'm black.
- Do not worry dear.
250
00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:41,449
In two hours you won't be white
nor black, you will just be red.
251
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:43,953
See this?
252
00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:47,737
I only bring one,
and I am delighted to share.
253
00:14:47,911 --> 00:14:51,988
No. I want to break away from all
the tricks of our consumer society.
254
00:14:52,119 --> 00:14:54,110
- Perfect!
- There I must give you the reason.
255
00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:56,791
Bring, I already have burns
Second grade!
256
00:14:56,869 --> 00:15:00,484
Yes but pay attention, i only have three.
257
00:15:00,994 --> 00:15:02,072
Oh shit.
258
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:05,282
Look where.
A box of twenty?
259
00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:08,358
Listen, don't get your hopes up.
That is not what it seems.
260
00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:12,027
Reporter's rule number one
is to always carry your passport with you,
261
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:15,072
fifty bucks in cash
and penicillin.
262
00:15:15,911 --> 00:15:18,827
They do not get wet
and on top... they float.
263
00:15:21,536 --> 00:15:24,570
Shit! That fish just
to pull my passport!
264
00:15:24,703 --> 00:15:25,734
It's a bastard!
265
00:15:25,911 --> 00:15:27,551
Doesn't anyone have a harpoon? A harpoon?
266
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,865
Do you have a...
Do you have a harpoon?
267
00:15:30,536 --> 00:15:31,993
Welcome to Africa.
268
00:16:15,911 --> 00:16:18,115
Hey, Papa Smurf, is there much left?
269
00:16:18,828 --> 00:16:21,364
We are soon arrived,
but it still really far.
270
00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:23,828
Ah good.
271
00:16:25,453 --> 00:16:27,242
Left foot, right foot,
heel down.
272
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:29,201
We support and push
to the big toe.
273
00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:31,781
Left foot, right foot,
heel down.
274
00:16:31,953 --> 00:16:33,778
Are you going to be like this all the way?
275
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,572
How jealous
276
00:16:36,369 --> 00:16:37,910
One hundred percent detoxifying.
277
00:16:38,078 --> 00:16:41,112
The heat makes us expel
all the garbage in the body.
278
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:43,526
I want to sit down
in the hotel pool.
279
00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:46,033
What are you talking about, Kévin?
There is no hotel.
280
00:16:46,161 --> 00:16:49,409
- There is no hotel? That is a good one.
- Have you never seen the show?
281
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:50,733
-No?
282
00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:54,484
Well, we are going to a tribe of primitives
and therefore we sleep with them.
283
00:16:55,786 --> 00:16:58,322
And with whales?
Have you ever slept with whales?
284
00:16:58,411 --> 00:16:59,526
- No, Kévin.
- Wow, man.
285
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,784
I do not understand how he could put
so many goals, being so short.
286
00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:05,282
For more turns that I give,
I can't understand it.
287
00:17:05,953 --> 00:17:07,233
My feet hurt.
288
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:25,942
What's that noise?
289
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,284
- They are waiting for us.
- Excuse.
290
00:17:28,953 --> 00:17:32,201
We are almost in a state of weightlessness.
And thirsty.
291
00:17:33,244 --> 00:17:36,610
Lost among the plateaus
from Tikilele and the Duakip desert.
292
00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:39,740
A group of natives
comes to meet us.
293
00:17:39,869 --> 00:17:42,441
You could have told us
to bring mountain shoes.
294
00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:46,284
Our guests they are impatient.
295
00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:47,910
Impatient, my balls.
296
00:17:48,786 --> 00:17:50,243
Are you going to help me or not?
297
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:54,447
An exceptional encounter
with exceptional people.
298
00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:03,535
I am beginning to be exhausted.
299
00:18:13,911 --> 00:18:15,108
We're...
300
00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:19,778
We are very honored to meet you.
301
00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:22,949
Thank you for receiving.
302
00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:24,942
Good.
303
00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:31,858
Look at them how handsome
with their head of a jug.
304
00:18:44,494 --> 00:18:46,901
I feel like they spy on me
through the keyhole.
305
00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:02,610
Delighted, I am Kévin. Not?
306
00:19:03,369 --> 00:19:04,566
Do not be afraid.
307
00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:06,781
I'm sorry.
308
00:19:06,953 --> 00:19:09,703
They gave me much less fear
with the mask.
309
00:19:12,744 --> 00:19:15,197
- Where are you going?
- To me, it seems
310
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,781
they says welcome
to the woman with golden hair.
311
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,276
- They've never seen a blonde woman.
- Oh, I understand.
312
00:19:25,828 --> 00:19:28,743
This... good morning.
Haunted.
313
00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:33,661
I still don't understand you
but he translates for me.
314
00:19:35,619 --> 00:19:37,160
It's nice, huh? I already know it.
315
00:19:38,953 --> 00:19:39,953
Hello!
316
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,909
Ah, finally.
317
00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:46,368
I am enjoying this ride
by the Countryside. Huh, Tokapi?
318
00:19:46,536 --> 00:19:49,321
- Wokabi. Wokabi.
- Look, let's do one thing.
319
00:19:49,411 --> 00:19:52,196
I'll call you Jeff, like my son-in-law,
whom I love very much.
320
00:19:52,286 --> 00:19:54,858
This is easier.
I will be Julien and you will be Jeff.
321
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,199
- I prefer Wokabi.
- All right, Jeff. Go.
322
00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:01,026
Where are you going?
They are killing my feet.
323
00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:03,702
I don't move from here.
324
00:20:10,203 --> 00:20:12,193
Come on, Gégé!
Run Run Run!
325
00:20:13,161 --> 00:20:14,192
Record it!
326
00:20:39,328 --> 00:20:40,328
We have arrived.
327
00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:42,609
It was time.
328
00:20:54,911 --> 00:20:56,701
This is paradise.
329
00:21:12,244 --> 00:21:14,402
Hello. How's it going? Good.
330
00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:16,866
Hey, that's mine. Hi, ma'am.
331
00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:30,992
It is far, but it is beautiful.
332
00:21:31,578 --> 00:21:32,578
Moni onji.
333
00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:36,863
Uh... Muli. Buanyi.
334
00:21:38,411 --> 00:21:39,656
Yina landa.
335
00:21:39,828 --> 00:21:42,032
Endi Julien. Julien.
336
00:21:42,911 --> 00:21:45,364
Ende konduera cucu yíwaní.
337
00:21:45,536 --> 00:21:46,781
¡Cucu yiwanii!
338
00:21:49,369 --> 00:21:51,325
Ah, didn't I get it right?
339
00:21:51,703 --> 00:21:53,611
I would say that you have left a tick.
340
00:21:55,203 --> 00:21:58,118
I was speaking in Chichewa,
the language of the Malawians.
341
00:21:58,244 --> 00:22:00,911
- It has nothing to do with ours.
- Really?
342
00:22:02,619 --> 00:22:05,191
Well anyway
it never hurts to know.
343
00:22:05,369 --> 00:22:06,945
Helps you communicate, huh?
Gégé?
344
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,616
Ah, finally. Someone important.
345
00:22:10,828 --> 00:22:13,364
Excuse me. I introduce myself, Sam.
Head of humor.
346
00:22:19,953 --> 00:22:21,280
Alright. Agree.
347
00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:25,866
- Budan?
- Bhoo 'Din means "sun".
348
00:22:27,619 --> 00:22:28,781
Well thanks.
349
00:22:30,328 --> 00:22:33,362
Fortune has given us
this unique spiritual moment.
350
00:22:34,536 --> 00:22:35,896
Nathalie, what do you think of it?
351
00:22:35,994 --> 00:22:38,282
I feel like it has occurred
an inexplicable connection
352
00:22:38,453 --> 00:22:40,242
between you and the village children.
353
00:22:40,328 --> 00:22:43,576
I feel great emotion.
What bothers me is...
354
00:22:43,744 --> 00:22:45,700
Hey guys!
They have adobe balls!
355
00:22:47,578 --> 00:22:49,451
Wow, they are amazing!
356
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,863
I'm not done yet.
357
00:23:01,369 --> 00:23:02,650
Soccer is life.
358
00:23:03,619 --> 00:23:05,693
Bring people closer,
whatever your culture.
359
00:23:05,828 --> 00:23:07,025
That is not a ball.
360
00:23:07,161 --> 00:23:10,112
It's a ball of zebra droppings.
They use them as fertilizer.
361
00:23:28,953 --> 00:23:31,240
Pitas, pitas, pitas!
362
00:23:34,869 --> 00:23:36,659
Why do they do that?
Is there a problem?
363
00:23:36,869 --> 00:23:40,484
He who dares to address the shamans when
he arrives, he brings with him an evil eye.
364
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:41,734
It's the Krabou!
365
00:23:44,244 --> 00:23:47,528
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes,
friend. You screwed up but good!
366
00:23:49,744 --> 00:23:51,653
I'm not the Krabou, I'm Sam!
367
00:23:53,494 --> 00:23:56,113
Krabou! It's a Krabou!
Krabou! Krabou!
368
00:23:56,911 --> 00:23:57,911
I Krabou!
369
00:24:02,328 --> 00:24:05,327
With all my love.
Tell me, what is your name, my son?
370
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,661
What? I'll call you Jeff like
everyone else. This is easier.
371
00:24:08,828 --> 00:24:12,111
Here, Jeff. For me Jeff.
And you'll be Francoise, okay?
372
00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:14,804
I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN WHERE I WAS GOING!
For you, Francoise. For Francoise.
373
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,944
Francoise. Jeff.
For Jeff. For little Jeff.
374
00:24:18,078 --> 00:24:21,077
Hi Julien. You are aware
that they can't read?
375
00:24:21,369 --> 00:24:24,119
- And much less in French?
- Of course, but look at them.
376
00:24:24,536 --> 00:24:26,336
They are delighted
and they have a great time!
377
00:24:26,411 --> 00:24:28,366
No, it's the photos
what interests them.
378
00:24:28,453 --> 00:24:30,575
They hang them up and
make voodoo with them.
379
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,916
What are you saying?
Wait! Give them back to me.
380
00:24:33,078 --> 00:24:35,317
Come on, Jeff, give it to me.
Give them all to me!
381
00:24:36,203 --> 00:24:38,193
- Just kidding.
- Do not tell him.
382
00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:41,279
Hey, check this out, guys!
I have caught a Pokémon!
383
00:24:41,369 --> 00:24:43,776
Haven't you had enough
with bringing the Krabou?
384
00:24:44,869 --> 00:24:46,410
This will be your home.
385
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,610
It's better than I expected.
Dont you think?
386
00:24:50,411 --> 00:24:52,284
Welcome to the home of the Malawas.
387
00:24:52,453 --> 00:24:55,320
For this meeting
at the end of the end of the world.
388
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,193
And... how do we sleep?
389
00:24:59,036 --> 00:25:00,036
Exact!
390
00:25:07,536 --> 00:25:08,283
That's.
391
00:25:08,295 --> 00:25:10,570
Ok... if I sleep, I
already know how to do it.
392
00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:13,157
The question is where we sleep.
393
00:25:13,328 --> 00:25:14,738
In fact, Nathalie,
394
00:25:15,786 --> 00:25:18,109
the malawas do not have
the concept of bed.
395
00:25:19,369 --> 00:25:22,119
They sleep where they want, where they can,
when they are tired.
396
00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:26,067
- Wow, it's fascinating.
- Okay, it's simple and practical.
397
00:25:26,244 --> 00:25:28,283
It is minimalist,
no mattresses or sheets.
398
00:25:28,411 --> 00:25:31,279
And also they have nothing to wash,
It's... it's revolutionary.
399
00:25:31,453 --> 00:25:34,155
- And respects the environment.
- It's true, well seen.
400
00:25:34,286 --> 00:25:35,743
Way to go, malawas!
401
00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,864
Do you see it? You always learn
something new.
402
00:25:43,286 --> 00:25:46,403
From this moment on, our
boys will live like malawas.
403
00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:48,694
Giving up comfort,
to materialism.
404
00:25:48,828 --> 00:25:50,653
In union with nature.
405
00:25:50,786 --> 00:25:53,571
Hey, Léo, leave it to me, you'll see.
I'm sorry.
406
00:25:54,036 --> 00:25:55,446
I'm in? Well.
407
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,738
From this moment,
we give up any comfort.
408
00:25:59,494 --> 00:26:01,782
Ready to live like ours
friends the malawas.
409
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,035
Don't you feel the excitement?
410
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,284
Whenever I see you, it seems that you are
about to send me to the horn.
411
00:26:07,453 --> 00:26:10,653
No not at all. Cut, cut.
It is done.
412
00:26:10,911 --> 00:26:13,317
- Congratulations on the hut, it's great.
- How cool?
413
00:26:13,494 --> 00:26:16,054
- I can't take another second here!
- Don't be too hasty, Sam...
414
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,442
I don't want to sleep among millions
of tiny critters!
415
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:19,781
Tiny nothing, Sam.
416
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,406
Cockroaches carry license plates
how big they are.
417
00:26:23,369 --> 00:26:25,941
- Could you put a carpet for us?
- That.
418
00:26:26,411 --> 00:26:28,817
Can i ask for a room
for me alone?
419
00:26:28,994 --> 00:26:31,483
Now let's leave
that you settle down, okay?
420
00:26:31,911 --> 00:26:34,613
And as the Malawas say:
Otanga, good night.
421
00:26:34,744 --> 00:26:37,363
Otanga, what does it mean
"good evening".
422
00:26:37,494 --> 00:26:38,494
- Bye.
- Okatanga.
423
00:26:38,619 --> 00:26:42,531
Are we going to stay here?
Sounds good to all of you?
424
00:26:43,536 --> 00:26:45,326
Well that, okatanga.
425
00:26:45,578 --> 00:26:49,525
Who will sleep tonight
like an otter?
426
00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:57,285
Its me.
427
00:26:58,369 --> 00:27:01,451
- Oh! This is milk!
- Man, what a fool!
428
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:05,110
Nat, if you feel like it, I can make you
a gap, respecting the distance.
429
00:27:06,036 --> 00:27:08,027
I find it more interesting
sleep like them.
430
00:27:08,203 --> 00:27:09,909
Then you tell me at dawn.
431
00:27:10,203 --> 00:27:11,281
Let's go there!
432
00:27:11,536 --> 00:27:13,242
Yes, you keep dreaming.
433
00:27:14,036 --> 00:27:15,991
How comfortable is this!
434
00:27:29,744 --> 00:27:30,941
I can not anymore.
435
00:27:33,911 --> 00:27:35,985
He's been snoring all night.
436
00:27:36,203 --> 00:27:40,244
I hadn't had so much pain in my ears
from Shakira's concert.
437
00:27:52,869 --> 00:27:55,276
- Do they really drink zebra milk?
- Yes, it is delicious.
438
00:27:55,453 --> 00:27:58,320
- Wow! Like an Oreo shake?
- That's cool!
439
00:27:58,494 --> 00:28:01,280
I'm lactose intolerant.
I do not digest milk.
440
00:28:01,744 --> 00:28:03,071
Excuse me, boss.
441
00:28:03,786 --> 00:28:06,785
I think I'll have a coffee
because that... is not going to be.
442
00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,328
I also.
443
00:28:11,953 --> 00:28:13,659
- What has come?
- Who is Marc?
444
00:28:13,744 --> 00:28:15,487
Marc is you, come on.
445
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:18,032
- There you have it.
- Hey, I'm Kévin.
446
00:28:18,203 --> 00:28:21,070
Don't be smart, Marquitos,
you just follow the roll.
447
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:23,317
Thanks.
448
00:28:28,661 --> 00:28:30,202
- Burning!
- It's freshly milked.
449
00:28:30,369 --> 00:28:31,447
- Yeah, sure.
- It's good.
450
00:28:31,619 --> 00:28:34,321
Something salty.
And he has a little taste for...
451
00:28:34,536 --> 00:28:36,112
- To what, Marc?
- Milk?
452
00:28:36,328 --> 00:28:38,485
Is this female milk or male?
453
00:28:38,661 --> 00:28:39,661
Wow!
454
00:28:40,328 --> 00:28:42,318
But, it is perfect, very good.
455
00:28:47,453 --> 00:28:49,408
- «Never do that gesture again.
- Because?
456
00:28:49,536 --> 00:28:52,902
It is a terrible insult. Means:
"May your anus never close!"
457
00:28:53,619 --> 00:28:56,026
- Well, what a Calvary.
- There's no need to be like that.
458
00:28:56,161 --> 00:28:57,702
I say it in a good mood.
459
00:29:02,328 --> 00:29:03,525
That is even worse!
460
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,819
It means: "I put you
two fingers in the nose
461
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:08,613
and I take your brain out to give it to him
to eat hippos."
462
00:29:08,828 --> 00:29:10,487
You have a very graphic language.
463
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:14,489
Yes! Through signs, sounds
and words, we understand each other.
464
00:29:14,703 --> 00:29:18,199
I'm going to keep my hands
agree? The covered hands.
465
00:29:18,286 --> 00:29:21,118
- Kévin, don't move anymore.
- Forget the "rock, paper, scissors."
466
00:29:27,411 --> 00:29:29,450
Marc means "zebra" in Malawa.
467
00:29:29,744 --> 00:29:32,316
- And marc means "zebra milk."
- In agreement.
468
00:29:33,453 --> 00:29:35,906
Yes, why not?
Yeah I guess it's so gross
469
00:29:35,994 --> 00:29:38,365
how to spread butter
on a chocolate toast.
470
00:29:38,494 --> 00:29:39,609
Good Morning!
471
00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:41,578
Thanks.
472
00:29:42,036 --> 00:29:44,821
- Bug!
- One second. Now we come.
473
00:29:45,078 --> 00:29:47,566
- Did you sleep well?
- Like a baby, my friend.
474
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:49,949
- I have settled in perfectly.
- Not much for me.
475
00:29:50,078 --> 00:29:52,696
- A hotel would have been better.
- I bring you good news.
476
00:29:52,786 --> 00:29:55,358
- We have spoken with production.
- I knew there was coverage.
477
00:29:55,453 --> 00:29:57,906
- No, it's a satellite phone.
- Do you have a phone?
478
00:29:57,994 --> 00:29:59,488
Yes, but only for emergencies.
479
00:29:59,661 --> 00:30:00,822
That is good to know.
480
00:30:00,994 --> 00:30:03,401
Apparently the team is
in the middle of a storm...
481
00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,902
- Of sand. Of sand.
- So they'll be delayed for a day or two.
482
00:30:07,078 --> 00:30:08,571
- Two.
- Not!
483
00:30:08,703 --> 00:30:09,553
And my bags?
484
00:30:09,565 --> 00:30:12,152
But Julien, what about
your giant backpack?
485
00:30:12,328 --> 00:30:14,283
In my backpack I only carry the bed!
486
00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,804
- Dont be like that.
- I don't get like that!
487
00:30:16,828 --> 00:30:19,862
- And what is the good news?
- The good news is that Gégé,
488
00:30:19,994 --> 00:30:22,696
has been far-sighted and has brought
replacement batteries.
489
00:30:22,828 --> 00:30:24,617
So we will continue recording.
490
00:30:24,744 --> 00:30:27,660
The only thing, that we will have
than to stay one or two more days.
491
00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:30,785
Impossible. I have to go to an osteopath
for back problems.
492
00:30:30,869 --> 00:30:33,358
I don't want to tell you my life
but the guy is a genius.
493
00:30:33,494 --> 00:30:35,782
But you have to make an appointment
one month in advance.
494
00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:37,908
Tell me that I have
a Bar Mitzvah in Dubai.
495
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:39,944
Do you think I'm going to miss it?
496
00:30:40,578 --> 00:30:43,694
Look, do what you want.
I... Are you coming with me?
497
00:30:44,286 --> 00:30:47,451
Because, after all,
you are all the same.
498
00:30:51,161 --> 00:30:53,152
- Do you find it funny that it falls?
- Not.
499
00:30:53,411 --> 00:30:54,656
Me neither.
500
00:31:02,536 --> 00:31:05,108
The malawas feed mainly jambé.
501
00:31:05,578 --> 00:31:09,110
Although they also use its shell
to make masks.
502
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,693
It is the women's who
collect the jambé.
503
00:31:12,828 --> 00:31:15,151
That! Where are the men? Hey?
504
00:31:15,578 --> 00:31:17,320
-Go on, Gégé, record it!
Nathalie...
505
00:31:17,453 --> 00:31:20,320
One second. While they
they kill themselves to collect jambé,
506
00:31:20,453 --> 00:31:23,238
the men go hunting gazelles
to the tribe next door.
507
00:31:23,453 --> 00:31:24,993
It is the same in all breads.
508
00:31:25,078 --> 00:31:26,951
Family, love, respect...
509
00:31:27,369 --> 00:31:28,970
They are the values
that have been
510
00:31:28,982 --> 00:31:31,032
instilled in us, But
the reality is different.
511
00:31:31,661 --> 00:31:34,944
The man is a pig,
since the beginning of time.
512
00:31:35,411 --> 00:31:37,864
There, cut it now! Cut it now!
513
00:31:38,369 --> 00:31:40,360
Cut it now! Cut it now!
514
00:31:40,744 --> 00:31:42,902
Cut it now! Cut it now!
515
00:31:43,328 --> 00:31:45,532
Cut it now! Cut it now!
516
00:31:45,828 --> 00:31:46,942
Cut it now! Cut it now!
517
00:31:51,369 --> 00:31:54,569
- What was that?
- Don't see how the nettles sting!
518
00:31:57,744 --> 00:31:59,071
What happens? What does it say?
519
00:32:01,244 --> 00:32:03,069
He said: "Hush, we're hunting."
520
00:32:18,119 --> 00:32:20,952
Pikachu! If you see any white,
let me know, okay?
521
00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:22,826
Not! Don't go in there!
522
00:32:22,994 --> 00:32:25,401
No, huh! Out, out Watch.
523
00:32:28,953 --> 00:32:31,075
Not! They have beds!
524
00:32:31,619 --> 00:32:33,030
What bastards!
525
00:32:39,744 --> 00:32:40,744
Yes!
526
00:32:44,203 --> 00:32:45,512
There is dirt all over the place.
527
00:32:45,536 --> 00:32:47,693
The houses, the roads, the people,
all dirt.
528
00:32:49,494 --> 00:32:51,699
Morocco gives it a thousand turns.
529
00:32:52,369 --> 00:32:54,657
Well, you will find an excuse,
nothing happens!
530
00:32:54,828 --> 00:32:56,701
Tell him my uncle is dead.
531
00:32:57,119 --> 00:32:59,952
It's okay.
And don't forget to call him.
532
00:33:02,661 --> 00:33:04,367
Fuck me!
533
00:33:04,578 --> 00:33:06,284
There is a monkey in front of me!
534
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:10,320
And his pinecones are so long that he goes
sweeping the floor with them.
535
00:33:11,369 --> 00:33:13,657
Monito!
No, I am not talking to you.
536
00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:18,780
Find me a flight as soon as possible!
I don't care if it's economy class!
537
00:33:19,244 --> 00:33:20,785
No, not in economy class.
538
00:33:29,036 --> 00:33:31,786
What does he mean by the comb?
Whoops, wait...
539
00:33:31,953 --> 00:33:34,027
It means that the honor
It's yours, Julien.
540
00:33:34,411 --> 00:33:35,786
'Mine?
'Yes!
541
00:33:36,244 --> 00:33:38,697
Mine. Well great.
Thanks for the pressure.
542
00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:43,530
Nor is it that I have
a lot of illusion to eat lynx.
543
00:33:43,703 --> 00:33:46,702
I read that for the Egyptians,
the lynx was sacred.
544
00:33:48,578 --> 00:33:51,066
No, it wasn't the lynx, but the sphinx.
545
00:33:52,286 --> 00:33:55,486
Let's say I haven't hunted for a long time
with bow to feed me you know
546
00:33:55,578 --> 00:33:59,820
Give to me. This is El Matador's thing.
You are going to see the athlete.
547
00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:02,777
I haven't missed a shot
in my entire career.
548
00:34:08,619 --> 00:34:10,326
Do you hear it? I have given!
549
00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:13,363
I have given! Ha!
I kicked his ass.
550
00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:18,194
Hey, that screech is so weird.
551
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:20,652
Wow, you could have
made with the foot.
552
00:34:20,828 --> 00:34:23,067
Oh shit!
I'm really sorry!
553
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:25,901
How do you say:
"Maybe you were too close"?
554
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:30,779
Excuse me. Are you okay?
555
00:34:31,744 --> 00:34:34,909
- Stop making gestures, jolines!
- I just said I'm sorry!
556
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,530
Run, Kévin!
557
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,695
Jerome! Jerome, come.
558
00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:43,952
Yes, Krabou, understood.
559
00:34:44,661 --> 00:34:46,285
We will record all
my sequences now
560
00:34:46,369 --> 00:34:48,529
and then you will assemble them together
with the rest.
561
00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:51,535
- I have to go before.
- You can't go before, Sam.
562
00:34:51,661 --> 00:34:53,404
Can't you enjoy this?
563
00:34:53,536 --> 00:34:56,570
Listen, my uncle is dead.
Do you know what it is to die?
564
00:34:56,744 --> 00:34:58,119
It's fucked up, okay?
565
00:34:58,286 --> 00:35:00,325
Do you think it amuses me
do this now?
566
00:35:00,411 --> 00:35:02,450
- Is your uncle dead?
- Yes, yesterday morning!
567
00:35:02,536 --> 00:35:05,736
Lie, at night. Voucher?
From a disease. Come on, record.
568
00:35:05,828 --> 00:35:07,238
- I go.
'Clever?
569
00:35:07,578 --> 00:35:08,578
Well.
570
00:35:13,161 --> 00:35:14,358
It's over.
571
00:35:14,994 --> 00:35:18,111
The time has come to leave.
To abandon the Malawas.
572
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:23,028
A town that has welcomed me
with open arms.
573
00:35:23,703 --> 00:35:25,777
His people, his character, his smiles."
574
00:35:27,703 --> 00:35:31,235
Your values. The value,
the value of adobe, even.
575
00:35:31,953 --> 00:35:34,240
That adobe that we don't have.
576
00:35:38,786 --> 00:35:42,614
Here I feel much more human.
Far from human comedy...
577
00:35:43,286 --> 00:35:45,905
Here I feel much more human.
Far from human comedy...
578
00:35:46,536 --> 00:35:49,072
"Sam, Sam, a picture!"
"Sam, Sam, a selfie!"
579
00:35:49,244 --> 00:35:52,610
Oh Sam, I always see you!"
"How handsome you are, Sam!"
580
00:35:52,744 --> 00:35:54,700
"Sam, you are our god!"
581
00:35:55,494 --> 00:35:59,737
I am not a god. God is there.
With my brothers and sisters.
582
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:05,824
It won't be easy at all
leave all this.
583
00:36:08,994 --> 00:36:10,072
The earth.
584
00:36:14,203 --> 00:36:16,407
Cut! What? Well, not?
It was great!
585
00:36:16,536 --> 00:36:18,416
Come, follow me.
We are going to record Pikachu.
586
00:36:27,744 --> 00:36:28,776
It is coming.
587
00:36:28,994 --> 00:36:29,994
Hey!
588
00:36:31,203 --> 00:36:32,483
Thanks for the pipe!
589
00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:34,364
It is luxurious!
590
00:36:35,744 --> 00:36:36,776
To your health.
591
00:36:38,453 --> 00:36:41,783
You know what? I think the shaman
has you in the spotlight.
592
00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:44,786
- Not to mention you.
- Hey, not even in dreams.
593
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:49,652
Men are like prawns.
Nobody wants the head, only the tail.
594
00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:54,365
Because you said so?
Look at your boy, Marc.
595
00:36:54,536 --> 00:36:56,491
- He's handsome, smart...
- Pass the pipe.
596
00:36:57,036 --> 00:37:00,070
I find him savvy, elegant, nice.
597
00:37:00,203 --> 00:37:02,277
Leo. Shut your mouth.
598
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:06,879
No, if in the end you
are going to be right.
599
00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,196
Sometimes it helps to vent.
600
00:37:11,369 --> 00:37:14,119
You know that I consider myself
a citizen of the world.
601
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:21,744
Deep down I am Christopher Columbus
21st century.
602
00:37:22,453 --> 00:37:25,653
- You lived in Paris, right?
- Let's say I share a flat.
603
00:37:27,994 --> 00:37:30,317
- With my mother.
- Ah, it's very good.
604
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:45,609
Oh Lord!
How nice to be here!
605
00:37:45,744 --> 00:37:47,783
Your arm is full of shit!
606
00:37:51,828 --> 00:37:52,906
! Ow!
607
00:37:53,911 --> 00:37:55,368
This is blessed glory!
608
00:38:02,453 --> 00:38:03,780
"Well that's good!
609
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:07,494
- You're in the shit!
- Your turn.
610
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,619
I go!
611
00:38:12,036 --> 00:38:14,027
The Phantom of the Opera!
612
00:38:14,494 --> 00:38:15,905
I don't see shit!
613
00:38:23,453 --> 00:38:24,863
Where are the clothes?
614
00:38:26,578 --> 00:38:28,035
Are you serious?
615
00:38:28,911 --> 00:38:31,483
- Come here! Hey!
- Léo?
616
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:34,411
- Go. Come on, give me!
- Léo, are you kidding?
617
00:38:34,911 --> 00:38:37,400
- Come on, give me! No, my hair!
- Léo?
618
00:38:39,453 --> 00:38:40,614
Bug shit!
619
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,567
My hair!
620
00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:51,943
Léo? This is crazy!
They have been about to kill us!
621
00:38:52,078 --> 00:38:53,156
What a shit ...!
622
00:38:55,536 --> 00:38:58,108
Leo. Léo? Hello?
623
00:38:59,953 --> 00:39:01,150
Is there someone?
624
00:39:02,411 --> 00:39:03,411
Léo?
625
00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:04,911
Léo?
626
00:39:06,328 --> 00:39:08,034
How disgusting I have you.
627
00:39:08,369 --> 00:39:09,369
Léo?
628
00:39:14,369 --> 00:39:16,029
What a mess you have thrown yourself!
629
00:39:19,286 --> 00:39:21,194
Where is that asshole? Léo?
630
00:39:21,911 --> 00:39:23,108
Léo! Léo!
631
00:39:24,411 --> 00:39:27,445
Come on, I still have to say goodbye...
What the fuck is that?
632
00:39:27,578 --> 00:39:29,154
Come. Look, there is the boss.
633
00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:30,862
Boss! You arrive in good time.
634
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,903
By the way, how do you say
"boss" in malawa?
635
00:39:33,286 --> 00:39:36,036
Mapongo, great.
And how do you say "goodbye"?
636
00:39:36,828 --> 00:39:39,446
I make up. Is always the same
word, mapongo.
637
00:39:39,994 --> 00:39:42,696
And now I would like to say:
"i leave but I'll come back,
638
00:39:42,828 --> 00:39:45,494
because it has been great,
thank you, but it was not milk."
639
00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:49,151
Papapapango!
Almost the same as popopongo,
640
00:39:49,244 --> 00:39:52,160
it is too simple a language,
although practical, it must be said.
641
00:39:52,328 --> 00:39:55,113
No, mapango means you have
the Mapongo worm on top.
642
00:39:55,286 --> 00:39:57,739
You must stay still
or it will eat your brain.
643
00:40:24,119 --> 00:40:25,316
You've had a ring.
644
00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:31,652
Hey! You were fantastic!
645
00:40:36,078 --> 00:40:37,322
I want to go home!
646
00:40:43,703 --> 00:40:46,784
I have the toupees in the car.
Fuck, Gigi, where have you been?
647
00:40:46,953 --> 00:40:49,240
They should first leave
of trying to kill us.
648
00:40:49,411 --> 00:40:52,576
On the contrary, they just wanted
to save you of the lemonade snake.
649
00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:54,239
Where are you?
650
00:41:15,036 --> 00:41:16,197
But what...?
651
00:41:24,536 --> 00:41:25,536
Léo?
652
00:41:27,994 --> 00:41:29,488
- Léo?
- Leo?
653
00:41:40,911 --> 00:41:43,945
No sign of Léo.
It is possible that...
654
00:41:45,828 --> 00:41:46,942
If you let me?
655
00:41:47,244 --> 00:41:50,077
That our friend had
a fatal encounter.
656
00:41:50,411 --> 00:41:52,699
A black mamba,
a spotted hyena...
657
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:56,030
By now it is likely
that he died an atrocious death.
658
00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:59,154
It's hard to say because...
we held him in very high esteem.
659
00:42:00,494 --> 00:42:02,403
But you have to accept reality.
660
00:42:02,536 --> 00:42:05,452
- Hey, Julien. That was not funny.
- I don't mean to be funny!
661
00:42:05,619 --> 00:42:07,693
Maybe he has gone looking
to the rest of the team.
662
00:42:07,828 --> 00:42:10,862
Naked? Has been left
clothes by the pond
663
00:42:10,994 --> 00:42:12,026
Give to me.
664
00:42:12,536 --> 00:42:16,743
Don't you have an elephant that can detect
our friend for the smell of his clothes?
665
00:42:16,911 --> 00:42:20,111
Nerd. Don't give it to him!
Now you will not be able to recover it.
666
00:42:20,411 --> 00:42:23,078
Everything you give the shaman
it is considered a gift.
667
00:42:23,244 --> 00:42:25,069
Oh yeah? Like my brother!
668
00:42:27,369 --> 00:42:30,237
The boss says Léo must have
lost, don't worry.
669
00:42:30,369 --> 00:42:32,657
The bonfire light
will guide you to us
670
00:42:32,744 --> 00:42:35,363
and then we'll laugh together
sheltered from the stars.
671
00:42:35,661 --> 00:42:38,262
Well to tell the truth, a long time ago
that I don't laugh at nothing
672
00:42:38,286 --> 00:42:39,743
And I doubt I'm going to do it now.
673
00:42:40,036 --> 00:42:41,937
That does not mean
that I do not know how to
674
00:42:41,949 --> 00:42:43,947
laugh, But this situation
does not deserve it!
675
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,742
When will the reinforcements arrive?
676
00:42:53,328 --> 00:42:55,318
- The phone is missing.
- What?
677
00:42:55,453 --> 00:42:56,733
- No more phones?
- No.
678
00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:59,317
Some idiot will have it
given to the shaman.
679
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,451
I found a flight, Sam.
680
00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:03,949
Goodness! Although I must tell you...
681
00:43:06,119 --> 00:43:08,786
- I do not plan to travel with those on TV.
- Have you seen Léo?
682
00:43:11,536 --> 00:43:13,776
- Hala?
- Eh no. Léo, no. I am sorry.
683
00:43:14,828 --> 00:43:17,388
- He'll end up coming back, you'll see.
- You know the area well.
684
00:43:17,494 --> 00:43:19,450
- Come, it's time for dinner.
- Oh yeah?
685
00:43:19,578 --> 00:43:20,739
- Yes.
- I am hungry.
686
00:43:20,869 --> 00:43:22,069
- And me.
- I'll be right away.
687
00:43:22,203 --> 00:43:23,281
- In agreement.
- Hala?
688
00:43:23,911 --> 00:43:25,902
- Nico...
- Hey! They have custard.
689
00:43:26,078 --> 00:43:27,571
- Really?
- No, it's kidding.
690
00:43:29,244 --> 00:43:30,244
Sam?
691
00:43:32,078 --> 00:43:40,078
Yes, I'll go now.
692
00:43:47,786 --> 00:43:49,445
Ladies and Gentlemen,
good evening.
693
00:43:49,869 --> 00:43:51,778
Tonight, the Malawa people
694
00:43:51,911 --> 00:43:54,827
honors us with one of his rituals
most ancient, the kukizenda.
695
00:43:54,953 --> 00:43:55,984
Kukazando.
696
00:43:56,453 --> 00:43:58,575
Yes, that, the kukazanda.
697
00:43:58,994 --> 00:44:01,234
A ritual in which
they sacrifice a zebra,
698
00:44:01,369 --> 00:44:04,486
that for them is their most precious asset
and main source of milk.
699
00:44:04,703 --> 00:44:07,191
Therefore, on behalf of the team,
I thank you.
700
00:44:08,203 --> 00:44:09,203
Thanks.
701
00:44:10,786 --> 00:44:12,860
- Bravo!
- This is what TV is about.
702
00:44:13,036 --> 00:44:14,660
In feeling the adrenaline of the moment.
703
00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:17,322
By the way, did you know that I started
as a war reporter?
704
00:44:17,494 --> 00:44:18,494
- Really?
- Yes.
705
00:44:18,536 --> 00:44:20,361
During world war II?
706
00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:24,533
That's impossible, think about it.
707
00:44:28,953 --> 00:44:30,529
-Kukazando!
Sando!
708
00:44:39,661 --> 00:44:40,692
It's for us?
709
00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:41,911
Thanks.
710
00:44:45,619 --> 00:44:46,864
No, not for me, thank you.
711
00:44:46,953 --> 00:44:49,110
I have vomited before,
and through the nose.
712
00:44:49,578 --> 00:44:51,071
'Krabou!
'Krabou!
713
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:54,909
- You must accept it.
- No, no, Sam...
714
00:44:55,078 --> 00:44:57,863
This morning they almost killed us
Julien and me for a silly thing.
715
00:44:57,994 --> 00:44:59,452
I wouldn't play it, Krabou.
716
00:44:59,703 --> 00:45:01,658
With great pleasure. Thanks.
717
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,237
I have one eye floating inside.
718
00:45:07,369 --> 00:45:09,408
It is a good sentimental omen.
719
00:45:09,578 --> 00:45:10,775
- Well...
- Oh yeah?
720
00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:12,192
I'm going to test it.
721
00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:14,487
Let's see how the damn zebra is.
722
00:45:18,994 --> 00:45:20,194
- Well, it's not bad!
- Oh no?
723
00:45:20,328 --> 00:45:23,611
It even seems good to me.
It is quite subtle.
724
00:45:23,828 --> 00:45:27,111
- Yes.
- It has... a touch of coriander.
725
00:45:27,244 --> 00:45:28,441
Right, Nat?
726
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:33,160
- The eye is a little bitter.
- Congratulations, big boss.
727
00:45:33,328 --> 00:45:35,781
This is an excellent dinner!
Really. And I say it without...
728
00:45:35,911 --> 00:45:38,661
without making obscene gestures,
Huh, you bastard?
729
00:45:39,244 --> 00:45:42,160
- Don't translate that to him, Jeff.
- I'm loving it.
730
00:45:42,286 --> 00:45:43,910
Yes, who was going to tell me.
731
00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:47,150
Chunks have been left a bit hard.
732
00:45:52,911 --> 00:45:54,950
- «Damn, there are hairs on mine.
- What?
733
00:45:55,161 --> 00:45:56,951
- It will be the tail of the zebra.
- What?
734
00:45:57,953 --> 00:46:00,738
Sam, Sam. Look what i found
in the bowl.
735
00:46:01,703 --> 00:46:03,528
Leo wore it hanging by his hair.
736
00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:05,328
Not...
737
00:46:08,244 --> 00:46:11,030
- In Kévin's bowl.
- It's Léo's clamp!
738
00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:14,112
Thats hairs!
739
00:46:17,203 --> 00:46:18,203
We are...
740
00:46:18,744 --> 00:46:20,071
Eating...
741
00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:21,905
The idiot Léo.
742
00:46:23,078 --> 00:46:24,654
They are cannibals!
743
00:46:27,119 --> 00:46:30,864
They are not cannibals!
They only lives by hunting and gathering.
744
00:46:31,036 --> 00:46:33,240
Too bad Léo isn't there.
He would love it.
745
00:46:47,286 --> 00:46:51,363
No no no. Now do you want me to eat
a piece of your heart?
746
00:46:53,869 --> 00:46:57,532
- I'm not going to do it.
- It's our friend's heart, it's ugly.
747
00:46:57,661 --> 00:47:00,150
Although I don't consider
him my friend either.
748
00:47:00,578 --> 00:47:02,035
I have to speak to my agent.
749
00:47:02,703 --> 00:47:06,235
I hope it's a joke
but it doesn't look like it!
750
00:47:07,286 --> 00:47:09,739
- Give it a bite, I can't!
- Come on, Nat!
751
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:12,115
- Do not think about it!
- Come on, take a bite!
752
00:47:12,286 --> 00:47:14,574
- But it's raw!
- Take a bite!
753
00:47:14,703 --> 00:47:17,737
Go! Give it to him now! Go!
754
00:47:20,328 --> 00:47:21,572
I have eaten Léo.
755
00:47:22,619 --> 00:47:23,994
I have eaten Léo.
756
00:47:27,036 --> 00:47:28,067
I have eaten Léo.
757
00:47:29,036 --> 00:47:30,151
Well done.
758
00:47:31,328 --> 00:47:33,450
I have eaten Léo.
I have eaten it.
759
00:47:34,494 --> 00:47:36,450
I have eaten Léo.
I have eaten it.
760
00:47:36,578 --> 00:47:38,700
I plan to give them birth
on Trip Advisor.
761
00:47:38,869 --> 00:47:40,742
Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut up?
762
00:47:40,828 --> 00:47:44,193
- I said it to break the ice!
- Calm down and breathe.
763
00:47:44,369 --> 00:47:45,107
Stop it!
764
00:47:45,119 --> 00:47:47,368
The Important thing
in a crisis situation...
765
00:47:48,328 --> 00:47:50,900
- is to keep a cool head.
- Easy to say.
766
00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:53,817
That here the only one
has eaten his eye is me!
767
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:55,779
Agree. Listen to me well.
768
00:47:56,661 --> 00:48:00,101
We will choose a leader, and I believe that
the most natural thing is that the boss...
769
00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:03,578
- be me.
- No, the best thing is that I be the boss.
770
00:48:03,703 --> 00:48:05,113
- I also.
- You see it?
771
00:48:05,619 --> 00:48:07,693
No, that I also believe
that I should be.
772
00:48:07,828 --> 00:48:11,028
What have been your greatest achievements?
The car license?
773
00:48:12,036 --> 00:48:13,909
I am doctorate
in political science.
774
00:48:14,078 --> 00:48:16,910
Have any of you won
the Champions League being captain?
775
00:48:17,078 --> 00:48:19,033
The discussion is over!
The boss is me!
776
00:48:19,161 --> 00:48:22,112
I'm the boss.
You, doctor, lower the smoke.
777
00:48:22,411 --> 00:48:26,074
You, El Matador, why don't you come out
and do you hear the song of the crickets?
778
00:48:26,244 --> 00:48:29,326
And you, are you going to make me a coffee,
because I need it to think.
779
00:48:29,411 --> 00:48:30,526
Listen to me!
780
00:48:30,703 --> 00:48:33,618
I am the most qualified to manage
a crisis situation.
781
00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:36,453
Also, I'm going to tell you
something quite confidential.
782
00:48:36,911 --> 00:48:39,613
By now I don't care.
I am a Mason.
783
00:48:40,744 --> 00:48:43,779
Do you want to leave your game
to see who has it bigger?
784
00:48:43,953 --> 00:48:46,904
The only thing that interests us now
is to get out of this nightmare!
785
00:48:47,161 --> 00:48:50,112
I'm not going to let anyone eat me!
There is not much to eat either!
786
00:48:50,286 --> 00:48:51,910
And I'm not ready to die!
787
00:48:52,036 --> 00:48:53,991
Because i've never been
to the Cannes festival.
788
00:48:54,119 --> 00:48:55,530
I've never won a Caesar!
789
00:48:55,661 --> 00:48:58,197
I haven't even had a role
in a decent movie.
790
00:48:58,328 --> 00:49:00,946
And I just broke up with my boy.
There will be no wedding!
791
00:49:01,078 --> 00:49:04,326
And above it is manes,
and the guys I go to the psychologist.
792
00:49:04,453 --> 00:49:06,361
And I can't even talk to him anymore!
793
00:49:09,369 --> 00:49:10,744
Are you really a Mason?
794
00:49:11,036 --> 00:49:14,450
Of course.
And that suits me in the boss, period.
795
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:16,693
Where will the phone be?
You have to ask for help.
796
00:49:16,786 --> 00:49:19,275
- It must be in the shaman's trunk.
- Exactly. I'll go.
797
00:49:19,578 --> 00:49:22,031
- You have to go find it.
- Me? What if you do it, Sam?
798
00:49:22,161 --> 00:49:24,679
- I can't go, I'm the Krabou!
- Is this what you are looking for?
799
00:49:24,703 --> 00:49:26,327
- The fact that?
- Yes, that's it.
800
00:49:26,453 --> 00:49:28,692
Now do you listen to me?
What they give you!
801
00:49:28,828 --> 00:49:31,743
- Not!
- Go find your fucking phone!
802
00:49:33,494 --> 00:49:34,775
Take it easy! In order to!
803
00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:37,984
- Calm down, Nathalie!
- Why did you do that?
804
00:49:38,078 --> 00:49:39,903
-There you have your phone!
Peaceful!
805
00:49:39,994 --> 00:49:41,867
You've been about
to condemn us all!
806
00:49:41,953 --> 00:49:43,114
Its ringing!
807
00:49:43,203 --> 00:49:45,656
- You've had a lot of noise.
- Hala?
808
00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:47,806
R-Can you hear me?
"Yes, who are you?
809
00:49:47,911 --> 00:49:51,076
I am Gégé. You see, this is
has gotten out of hand.
810
00:49:51,244 --> 00:49:53,200
- We are about to...
- Hello. Hi, I'm Sam.
811
00:49:53,786 --> 00:49:56,109
The situation is grim.
These people are nuts.
812
00:49:56,286 --> 00:49:58,988
They have loaded Léo and now
they want us to eat it.
813
00:49:59,161 --> 00:50:01,863
- We are terrified.
- Sam, I appreciate your comment,
814
00:50:01,953 --> 00:50:04,027
but right now we are for jokes.
815
00:50:04,203 --> 00:50:06,775
We are still trapped
in the middle of the storm.
816
00:50:06,953 --> 00:50:09,633
- There is less parla and a half...
- Do the favor of c allarte
817
00:50:09,703 --> 00:50:12,191
and bring us your four by four,
or i will tear your eyes out
818
00:50:12,286 --> 00:50:15,984
- and I'll give them to the hippos!
- Why don't we keep calm?!
819
00:50:16,119 --> 00:50:17,151
Fleet?
820
00:50:17,411 --> 00:50:18,526
- Gigi?
- Tell me.
821
00:50:18,744 --> 00:50:21,992
This is the head of the group.
These people are cannibals! I...
822
00:50:23,744 --> 00:50:25,744
- It has been turned off.
- It has been turned off?
823
00:50:26,453 --> 00:50:29,203
- It has no battery.
- Who is the idiot who has used it?
824
00:50:29,328 --> 00:50:31,615
It was for emergencies only!
So, what can we do now?
825
00:50:31,744 --> 00:50:33,320
It had to be Léo.
826
00:50:33,786 --> 00:50:35,492
- What a bastard!
- Listen.
827
00:50:35,911 --> 00:50:38,595
Because of their physique, they should have
food for two or three days.
828
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:41,570
- No, Léo does not give much.
- We will have some time!
829
00:50:41,703 --> 00:50:44,156
No, no, what's up. In a couple of days
we will be mincemeat.
830
00:50:44,869 --> 00:50:47,441
Can't you see that we are their prey?!
831
00:50:47,619 --> 00:50:50,950
It's like the Jaws movie,
but on land.
832
00:50:53,494 --> 00:50:54,952
Tierraburón.
833
00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,243
It does not have the same hook.
834
00:50:57,453 --> 00:51:00,985
- We have to load anyway.
- What a shitty show.
835
00:51:01,161 --> 00:51:03,863
I could have called Macron
if we still had the mobiles.
836
00:51:04,119 --> 00:51:06,324
- To who?
- Macron loves my jokes.
837
00:51:06,453 --> 00:51:08,013
He's been following me for a long time.
838
00:51:08,119 --> 00:51:10,738
- They won't let us go.
- Of course!
839
00:51:11,078 --> 00:51:13,365
If the team is not here
tomorrow night,
840
00:51:13,703 --> 00:51:16,488
one of us
will have to sacrifice.
841
00:51:16,619 --> 00:51:17,619
- Go now.
842
00:51:17,661 --> 00:51:20,577
I know it's difficult, but...
Who is willing to do it?
843
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:23,068
Any of you, I do not care.
844
00:51:23,161 --> 00:51:25,567
No I do not.
I can't do it, Julien.
845
00:51:29,536 --> 00:51:33,068
I'll try to make a junction box
with camera batteries.
846
00:51:43,744 --> 00:51:46,151
Well, guys. Enough of nonsense.
847
00:51:46,244 --> 00:51:48,781
The phone is dead.
So shut up and let's get out of here.
848
00:51:48,869 --> 00:51:51,240
- Uh!
- Hey, buddy, be careful.
849
00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:54,783
I think you are confusing
crisis situation with familiarity.
850
00:51:54,953 --> 00:51:57,619
That we have shared moments
he doesn't make us friends with Léo.
851
00:51:57,703 --> 00:52:00,369
- No, who do you think?
- While the cannibals sleep,
852
00:52:00,453 --> 00:52:03,902
this left-wing technician is leaving,
because you don't want to end up as mush.
853
00:52:04,036 --> 00:52:06,407
- Bravo, well done. Coward!
- Leftist?
854
00:52:06,578 --> 00:52:08,984
What does that have to do with anything?
I'm a socialist too!
855
00:52:09,161 --> 00:52:10,239
Poor dear...
856
00:52:11,036 --> 00:52:12,695
- Poor dear.
- Excuse me.
857
00:52:13,119 --> 00:52:15,442
Aren't you the only one who understands
of survival?
858
00:52:16,453 --> 00:52:18,077
- Don't leave without us!
- Waiting!
859
00:52:18,161 --> 00:52:20,844
Some of you
help me fold the bed?
860
00:52:20,869 --> 00:52:22,669
Some of you
help me fold the bed?
861
00:52:46,703 --> 00:52:47,781
No no no!
862
00:53:00,036 --> 00:53:02,359
If anyone wants a brain fondue,
863
00:53:03,036 --> 00:53:05,572
you just have to put me
a crouton for the ear.
864
00:53:07,703 --> 00:53:09,492
Do you have water? Pass it on!
865
00:53:10,161 --> 00:53:11,904
- Haven't you brought?
- Not.
866
00:53:12,036 --> 00:53:14,027
It is necessary?
Why didn't you say it?
867
00:53:14,203 --> 00:53:18,114
You don't know how to do anything
for yourself. You are spoiled stars.
868
00:53:18,536 --> 00:53:20,989
You take a sip
without abusing and you give it back to me.
869
00:53:21,119 --> 00:53:22,779
- Voucher.
- Without abuse...
870
00:53:34,536 --> 00:53:35,697
- Shadow!
- Do not stop.
871
00:53:35,828 --> 00:53:38,779
- Just a minute.
- Where is your humanity?
872
00:53:39,536 --> 00:53:41,387
I can not anymore,
I can't feel my feet anymore!
873
00:53:41,411 --> 00:53:45,239
Listen, what if we trade
shoes every five kilometers?
874
00:53:45,828 --> 00:53:46,906
Uh, thanks.
875
00:53:47,244 --> 00:53:48,820
That's what Friends Are For.
876
00:53:49,661 --> 00:53:51,783
Tell me, Kévin, are you still single?
877
00:53:52,036 --> 00:53:55,070
I live with colleagues.
Well, they are the ones who live with me.
878
00:53:55,244 --> 00:53:57,153
- I didn't know this side of you.
- Already.
879
00:53:58,119 --> 00:54:01,782
Do not worry. I am used to it
to wear tacos and to run with them.
880
00:54:01,953 --> 00:54:04,240
- Oh yeah?
- Isn't that Léo's scarf?
881
00:54:04,369 --> 00:54:06,009
- Yes and what?
- And that's his backpack.
882
00:54:06,078 --> 00:54:08,910
Let's see, wherever I am
That poor devil doesn't need it anymore.
883
00:54:09,036 --> 00:54:11,904
Sure. You are the worst scourge
of this continent.
884
00:54:12,286 --> 00:54:13,286
Forgiveness?
885
00:54:15,869 --> 00:54:16,869
Let's see.
886
00:54:18,244 --> 00:54:21,220
We are here, and three kilometers away
there is a village with an airfield.
887
00:54:21,244 --> 00:54:22,738
You just have to cross that stream.
888
00:54:22,828 --> 00:54:25,400
So why on the go we took a jeep,
889
00:54:25,578 --> 00:54:28,694
a canoe and we stuck eight hours
walking at 60 degrees on Mars?
890
00:54:28,828 --> 00:54:30,617
Because you had to prevail
the show.
891
00:54:32,119 --> 00:54:33,660
What if I punch you ...?
892
00:54:33,828 --> 00:54:36,530
Listen to me, clown!
I'm going to make things clear to you!
893
00:54:36,911 --> 00:54:39,862
I'm not going to make you the ball.
I don't feel any admiration for you.
894
00:54:39,953 --> 00:54:42,987
Your humor is too soft for me.
Yes, black humor suits me.
895
00:54:43,161 --> 00:54:45,780
But I don't feel admiration either
for none of you.
896
00:54:45,869 --> 00:54:48,276
So from now on
the first one who speaks ill to me,
897
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:49,910
- I break his nose!
- Said it remains.
898
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:53,527
- I shit on the fucking mother!
- What did we just say, idiot?!
899
00:54:53,661 --> 00:54:55,783
- I just got bitten by a bug!
- How?
900
00:54:55,911 --> 00:54:57,736
- There is.
- Wow!
901
00:54:57,911 --> 00:55:01,407
You got bitten by a
Leiurus Quinquestriatxxs.
902
00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:03,776
This is the first time I have seen
one in person!
903
00:55:03,869 --> 00:55:06,737
Its poison is three times as powerful
than that of the Cape cobra,
904
00:55:06,828 --> 00:55:09,578
- which is already screwed...
- What does that mean?
905
00:55:09,703 --> 00:55:11,383
- Well...
- Well, you're going to palmarla.
906
00:55:11,453 --> 00:55:14,071
- No my God!
- You have to extract the poison.
907
00:55:14,244 --> 00:55:16,449
Someone come.
Come on, Nathalie.
908
00:55:16,744 --> 00:55:20,277
- No way, I'm not going to suck your foot.
- But I just gave you my shoes!
909
00:55:20,411 --> 00:55:23,331
- No way, I'm not going to suck your foot.
- But I just gave you my shoes!
910
00:55:24,036 --> 00:55:25,316
Come on, you almost have it.
911
00:55:25,453 --> 00:55:28,238
- My back is not so bad.
- Do you want to suck him?
912
00:55:29,578 --> 00:55:32,742
- Me? Not.
- Come on, he'll help you, Matador.
913
00:55:32,828 --> 00:55:34,866
- Thanks. Have.
- Do not move.
914
00:55:35,453 --> 00:55:37,692
Now, you do like this and you suck it.
915
00:55:37,828 --> 00:55:39,736
Come on, it's yours, Kévin!
916
00:55:40,661 --> 00:55:42,949
- Suck! You can!
- You're going to paralyze me!
917
00:55:43,036 --> 00:55:44,660
Well, that is better than dying.
918
00:55:46,161 --> 00:55:47,655
- What are you doing?
- Bring here.
919
00:55:47,828 --> 00:55:49,902
- I don't want to die.
- You have to make a cut.
920
00:55:50,369 --> 00:55:52,657
Gégé, leave me. I will do.
921
00:55:54,536 --> 00:55:56,326
- (A) Yes?
- Like a steak.
922
00:56:04,744 --> 00:56:05,906
Bye.
923
00:56:07,703 --> 00:56:09,658
- There is! Careful!
- Where?
924
00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:12,281
There, do you see it? Look, look, look!
There there there!
925
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,201
- It's a scolopendra!
- One that?
926
00:56:14,328 --> 00:56:17,576
It is harmless. You just have to remove
head and sip the vitamins.
927
00:56:17,703 --> 00:56:18,703
No no no...
928
00:56:19,078 --> 00:56:21,910
- I can not believe it!
- That's gross!
929
00:56:24,286 --> 00:56:26,526
You will notice a little
fever, nothing more.
930
00:56:26,619 --> 00:56:28,824
You will notice a little
fever, nothing more.
931
00:56:28,911 --> 00:56:31,862
It is not worth lamenting.
Be positive, give thanks for being alive.
932
00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:34,571
- Give me the knife.
- At this rate, he'll end up bleeding.
933
00:56:35,078 --> 00:56:37,238
- The wound needs to be cauterized.
- I can not see it!
934
00:56:37,286 --> 00:56:39,029
- «I've never screwed up so much.
- May l?
935
00:56:39,161 --> 00:56:41,283
Except that time I confused
to Michael Jordan
936
00:56:41,369 --> 00:56:42,566
with a street vendor.
937
00:56:42,661 --> 00:56:46,525
I was with my friends on a terrace
and he already had a few drinks on him...
938
00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:52,316
Hala, seared.
939
00:56:56,911 --> 00:56:59,317
Why didn't you tell me that you had
another pair of shoes?
940
00:56:59,411 --> 00:57:00,905
- Why are we not friends.
- Mud.
941
00:57:01,036 --> 00:57:02,530
Behold! The village.
942
00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:03,984
We are saved!
943
00:57:04,994 --> 00:57:06,452
But I can't find the stream.
944
00:57:18,369 --> 00:57:20,858
So the gray lines were this.
945
00:57:22,411 --> 00:57:24,734
It was obvious. They mark the unevenness.
946
00:57:28,328 --> 00:57:29,572
- Oh shit.
Oh my God.
947
00:57:29,703 --> 00:57:31,113
It must be a joke.
948
00:57:32,453 --> 00:57:34,029
We are next!
949
00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,358
So, what can we do now?
950
00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:39,493
0 we skirt the cliff to
find a bridge or jump,
951
00:57:39,619 --> 00:57:42,452
we climb the cliff
and we arrived at dusk.
952
00:57:43,703 --> 00:57:45,576
Or we abort and change plans.
953
00:57:45,953 --> 00:57:48,571
Better, because this is
high that you shit.
954
00:57:48,953 --> 00:57:51,276
And I do not have to swim
very well let us say.
955
00:57:51,453 --> 00:57:54,368
And the impact would be the same as
that of an egg on cement.
956
00:57:54,494 --> 00:57:57,860
In the contract it did not put any of this.
Do what you want, but I pass.
957
00:57:58,411 --> 00:58:00,117
- Give me the backpacks.
- What?
958
00:58:00,286 --> 00:58:01,613
Give me the backpacks!
959
00:58:03,786 --> 00:58:06,157
- What do you want?
- Where she goes?
960
00:58:16,453 --> 00:58:19,285
- But what are you doing, man?!
- Why did you throw them away?
961
00:58:19,453 --> 00:58:20,863
I need weight.
962
00:58:25,286 --> 00:58:28,486
Zero, zero, one. Zero, zero, two.
Zero, zero, three.
963
00:58:30,494 --> 00:58:33,161
Four seconds, 60 kilos,
we can jump Who goes first?
964
00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:34,244
What?
965
00:58:35,161 --> 00:58:37,532
Heroes are not on TV
but in real life.
966
00:58:37,619 --> 00:58:38,781
Who will be the hero?
967
00:58:40,119 --> 00:58:41,944
Is it because you lack
brand boots?
968
00:58:42,828 --> 00:58:45,868
Is it because you lack your audience?
Is it because you lack the teleprontel?
969
00:58:46,453 --> 00:58:47,733
As for the actress,
970
00:58:48,994 --> 00:58:50,488
I better not ask you.
971
00:58:50,744 --> 00:58:52,866
No sir, it's me. The nobody.
972
00:58:52,994 --> 00:58:55,613
Who is it that saved you?
Géronimo!
973
00:58:57,828 --> 00:58:59,025
- You clown.
- Yes.
974
00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,491
- Record it for YouTube. Click here.
- Yes.
975
00:59:02,244 --> 00:59:05,777
Go. Do the same as me,
no nonsense, okay?
976
00:59:06,411 --> 00:59:07,905
- Well.
- Action!
977
00:59:08,078 --> 00:59:10,780
Ge-ro-ni ...! Shit!
OH! Fuck!
978
00:59:13,703 --> 00:59:14,703
Ow!
979
00:59:20,119 --> 00:59:21,660
I have left the end.
980
00:59:34,703 --> 00:59:36,741
Well. Let's go east.
981
00:59:38,536 --> 00:59:39,536
Go.
982
00:59:39,661 --> 00:59:42,150
Wait... he's dead!
983
00:59:43,411 --> 00:59:45,900
Shouldn't we dedicated
a prayer or something?
984
00:59:53,828 --> 00:59:55,534
What the fuck is that?
985
00:59:56,119 --> 00:59:59,652
Well... a prayer.
This is how the Indians pray, right?
986
01:00:01,661 --> 01:00:03,984
You do not get the blood
in the lead, right?
987
01:00:05,536 --> 01:00:06,614
On going.
988
01:00:08,203 --> 01:00:09,660
You are right.
989
01:00:10,869 --> 01:00:13,488
It seemed quiet, but it had
a character of a thousand demons.
990
01:00:13,703 --> 01:00:15,454
And on top of that he
has thrown our backpacks.
991
01:00:15,466 --> 01:00:16,054
Fuck you!
992
01:00:16,078 --> 01:00:18,484
That you know that your death
It was a joke!
993
01:00:21,411 --> 01:00:23,817
The shaman refuses to let the tribe
set out in search of him.
994
01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:26,987
- He says they're bad.
- No no no. Please, big boss.
995
01:00:27,786 --> 01:00:30,702
They are not normal people
like you and me.
996
01:00:33,911 --> 01:00:36,743
They are famous people.
They hate everyone, it's normal.
997
01:00:37,161 --> 01:00:38,276
Agree.
998
01:00:43,578 --> 01:00:46,694
The chief says that the clan
you must take care of your guests.
999
01:00:47,161 --> 01:00:49,641
The chief says that the clan
you must take care of your guests.
1000
01:00:49,744 --> 01:00:52,861
- Against the shaman's opinion.
- Thanks. Thank you, boss.
1001
01:00:55,494 --> 01:00:57,284
They say the shaman is right.
1002
01:00:57,953 --> 01:00:59,446
- Hey, Wokabi...
- Tell me.
1003
01:00:59,578 --> 01:01:01,367
Tell them to bring them... alive.
1004
01:01:02,869 --> 01:01:03,901
Have you heard it?
1005
01:01:04,036 --> 01:01:05,660
The fact that? Not.
1006
01:01:15,328 --> 01:01:19,156
It had been a long time since I took a walk
without anyone asking me for a selfie.
1007
01:01:20,536 --> 01:01:22,527
I would give anything to be
in a traffic jam
1008
01:01:22,619 --> 01:01:24,492
with an exhaust pipe
all over the face.
1009
01:01:25,453 --> 01:01:27,326
I need to eat something, guys.
1010
01:01:29,369 --> 01:01:32,155
An elephant, a monkey... a bear.
1011
01:01:32,536 --> 01:01:34,527
There are no bears in the savannah, Kévin.
1012
01:01:34,828 --> 01:01:37,530
- I haven't heard it for a long time.
- Really?
1013
01:01:40,911 --> 01:01:42,191
- What are you eating?
- Nothing.
1014
01:01:42,328 --> 01:01:44,236
- Please...
- Listens. I am...
1015
01:01:44,369 --> 01:01:46,408
eating those balls
that you see on the ground.
1016
01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:48,616
- Huh? This?
- Yes.
1017
01:01:49,286 --> 01:01:51,490
- They are natural fritters.
- And it's good?
1018
01:01:51,619 --> 01:01:54,487
It is a mix between
caramel and caper.
1019
01:01:54,953 --> 01:01:57,027
It doesn't kill me either.
1020
01:01:59,828 --> 01:02:02,862
I can't find the candy
just the... caper.
1021
01:02:03,036 --> 01:02:04,695
Oh! Water!
1022
01:02:04,828 --> 01:02:07,199
- What?
- There is water ah.
1023
01:02:07,328 --> 01:02:08,328
Yes!
1024
01:02:11,953 --> 01:02:12,953
Yes!
1025
01:02:13,994 --> 01:02:16,993
One moment! Wait, wait!
Wait! Wait!
1026
01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:29,159
- You have to hide.
- Where?
1027
01:02:30,953 --> 01:02:33,406
You have to hide behind the lion.
1028
01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:38,953
Hold on guys!
Move the booty.
1029
01:02:42,953 --> 01:02:45,027
Wow, I think he recognized me!
1030
01:02:45,161 --> 01:02:48,029
It will be that the lions
They watch TV a lot, Julien.
1031
01:02:48,203 --> 01:02:51,865
He has recognized me as a dominant male,
as leader, as head of the group.
1032
01:02:52,119 --> 01:02:55,782
No, when he wags his tail
it means it is about to attack.
1033
01:02:57,869 --> 01:03:00,192
Nat, do something!
You are Véro la vet!
1034
01:03:00,369 --> 01:03:03,735
It's a series, Kévin!
I am allergic to animals.
1035
01:03:03,828 --> 01:03:05,902
I swell all day antihistamines!
1036
01:03:06,036 --> 01:03:07,281
Its coming!
1037
01:03:07,661 --> 01:03:08,858
Leave me!
1038
01:03:13,744 --> 01:03:15,285
In the jungle,
1039
01:03:16,786 --> 01:03:18,943
the... terrible jungle...
1040
01:03:19,078 --> 01:03:20,453
What are you doing?
1041
01:03:23,453 --> 01:03:26,404
Dead is the lion.
There's the lion.
1042
01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:29,158
- In the jungle...
It works!
1043
01:03:29,328 --> 01:03:31,567
Yes, it's my baritone
voice, it calms it down.
1044
01:03:32,453 --> 01:03:35,783
In the jungle, the terrible jungle,
1045
01:03:36,328 --> 01:03:38,816
dead is the lion.
1046
01:03:38,994 --> 01:03:41,447
- Awimbaue, awimbaue...
- In the jungle,
1047
01:03:41,744 --> 01:03:43,866
the terrible jungle!
1048
01:03:44,036 --> 01:03:47,615
- Dead is... the lion!
- No no no. Looser.
1049
01:03:47,786 --> 01:03:50,951
- Calm down, Julien!
- He's pissed off, Julien. Shut up now.
1050
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,656
It was almost under control now.
1051
01:03:54,703 --> 01:03:55,781
It's going to eat us!
1052
01:04:03,744 --> 01:04:07,277
Do you want to drive me crazy?
Can't you see we're in trouble!?
1053
01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:09,864
We already know that you are
the king of the savannah!
1054
01:04:09,953 --> 01:04:11,943
Although the lionesses
do all the work!
1055
01:04:12,078 --> 01:04:15,740
So if you don't mind let's drink
a little of your disgusting water,
1056
01:04:15,911 --> 01:04:18,068
before leaving your kingdom
shit, okay?
1057
01:04:24,869 --> 01:04:25,869
Yes!
1058
01:04:28,494 --> 01:04:29,609
That's right!
1059
01:04:30,786 --> 01:04:32,529
Come on, guys. Let's drink!
1060
01:04:36,911 --> 01:04:39,400
- Negative.
- Maybe we should...
1061
01:04:39,578 --> 01:04:42,659
- I think it's better not to run.
- In the jungle, the...
1062
01:04:42,786 --> 01:04:45,405
- Don't start again.
- Don't run.
1063
01:04:45,536 --> 01:04:48,487
- Don't run! Don't run!
- Don't turn your back on them either!
1064
01:05:33,953 --> 01:05:35,529
A little elephant.
1065
01:05:42,953 --> 01:05:45,240
- You have to go faster.
- I do what I can.
1066
01:05:46,494 --> 01:05:48,312
Do you want me to
carry you on my shoulders?
1067
01:05:48,324 --> 01:05:49,414
You don't have to bother.
1068
01:05:49,494 --> 01:05:52,576
We have to move forward if we want
to get there to the canoes before night.
1069
01:06:09,203 --> 01:06:11,158
Don't go so fast, Don Know-It-All.
1070
01:06:11,328 --> 01:06:13,816
Are you sure we go
in the right direction?
1071
01:06:14,244 --> 01:06:16,069
It looks like the sun will set over there.
1072
01:06:16,578 --> 01:06:18,700
Therefore, the east is there!
1073
01:06:18,911 --> 01:06:21,696
Yeah, but we are south of the equator.
Everything goes backwards here.
1074
01:06:22,286 --> 01:06:26,114
The water runs in the opposite direction.
Well this is the same. Give me your watch.
1075
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:28,944
Carefully, that is a gift.
1076
01:06:33,161 --> 01:06:35,863
But what are you doing?! Are you crazy?
It's my Usain Bolt watch!
1077
01:06:36,036 --> 01:06:39,201
- You'll buy another one.
- Usain gave it to me at the Rio Games!
1078
01:06:39,369 --> 01:06:42,155
- It was hers!
"Oh, don't be so materialistic to me, Sam!"
1079
01:06:42,286 --> 01:06:46,612
That is part of the past.
Check out what compass I just made.
1080
01:06:46,744 --> 01:06:50,028
I've been a scout all my childhood
and pioneer until the age of twenty-three.
1081
01:06:50,203 --> 01:06:52,905
- I know what I'm doing to myself.
- And why haven't you used yours?
1082
01:06:52,994 --> 01:06:54,950
- Did you have another watch?!
- Listens.
1083
01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:58,367
- Why haven't you used yours?
- The president of the chain gave it to me.
1084
01:06:58,453 --> 01:07:01,783
I guess with Usain Bolt's watch
We'll get out of here faster.
1085
01:07:03,036 --> 01:07:05,158
Oh, for the love of God, Julien!
1086
01:07:05,286 --> 01:07:07,692
Now we are lost
in the middle of nowhere!
1087
01:07:07,828 --> 01:07:09,617
Not to mention that the night
Is falling!
1088
01:07:12,453 --> 01:07:15,238
- Wow, it was fast.
- Amazing.
1089
01:07:15,911 --> 01:07:17,108
Was it my thing?
1090
01:07:41,828 --> 01:07:42,942
What a nightmare!
1091
01:07:44,286 --> 01:07:46,574
Nerd. Not...
1092
01:07:47,953 --> 01:07:51,994
"This is not a vacation," he said.
What a fool!
1093
01:07:54,828 --> 01:07:57,281
- Go faster.
Listen, Kévin.
1094
01:07:58,911 --> 01:08:01,447
You won't get anything
with some sunglasses.
1095
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:03,492
It is also night
Do not you see it?
1096
01:08:03,828 --> 01:08:06,743
That it is impossible does not mean
that I can't do it.
1097
01:08:06,911 --> 01:08:07,989
Whatever you say.
1098
01:08:21,203 --> 01:08:22,945
'Geronimo! Turn...
1099
01:08:31,661 --> 01:08:34,742
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.
Julien Gosset-Grainville...
1100
01:08:35,786 --> 01:08:38,867
live where you probably
be our last night.
1101
01:08:39,911 --> 01:08:41,736
A cold and icy night.
1102
01:08:42,661 --> 01:08:45,742
We only have one option:
share our human warmth.
1103
01:08:47,578 --> 01:08:50,114
Like those poor souls... lost.
1104
01:08:54,244 --> 01:08:56,117
- Someone is coming?
- Isn't it an animal?
1105
01:08:56,578 --> 01:08:58,616
_ 'Where?
'Ah! There are people!
1106
01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:02,910
- Hey! We are saved!
- Hey, come on! We are here!
1107
01:09:03,036 --> 01:09:05,489
We are here! We are here!
1108
01:09:11,286 --> 01:09:13,408
They are the malawas.
They are the malawas!
1109
01:09:13,578 --> 01:09:15,865
- They found us!
- They're going to gut us alive!
1110
01:09:15,994 --> 01:09:19,076
They're going to skewer us!
They have tigers!
1111
01:09:19,619 --> 01:09:22,452
- Help! Help!
- Run! Run!
1112
01:09:22,578 --> 01:09:25,612
- Help!
- I'm too pretty to die!
1113
01:09:28,619 --> 01:09:30,777
Do not separate! Do not separate!
1114
01:09:30,953 --> 01:09:32,695
Wait for me, I already lose them!
1115
01:09:34,661 --> 01:09:36,451
- Withdrawal!
- Wait for me!
1116
01:09:36,619 --> 01:09:38,243
Oh, let go of me, you bastards!
1117
01:09:40,703 --> 01:09:42,777
Let go of me, i told you
let me go!
1118
01:09:42,911 --> 01:09:45,661
Are you hungry?
Enjoy yourself!
1119
01:09:45,786 --> 01:09:47,611
In order to! You're giving me!
1120
01:09:48,078 --> 01:09:50,863
Shit, again! It's over.
1121
01:09:51,161 --> 01:09:53,069
Withdrawal! Withdrawal!
1122
01:09:53,203 --> 01:09:57,244
You bastards won't sink your teeth into us!
We are not hamburgers!
1123
01:09:58,286 --> 01:10:01,367
One moment, one moment.
Now what do they do?
1124
01:10:26,536 --> 01:10:27,614
Are they leaving already?
1125
01:10:27,994 --> 01:10:29,570
They retire, they retire!
1126
01:10:29,911 --> 01:10:33,241
- We have frightened them of the beauty!
- We have won!
1127
01:10:38,203 --> 01:10:39,317
Yes!
1128
01:10:39,828 --> 01:10:42,095
Let's not entertain ourselves.
They are coming back with knives!
1129
01:10:42,119 --> 01:10:44,608
- And with forks!
- And with plates!
1130
01:10:52,244 --> 01:10:53,244
Ow!
1131
01:10:54,494 --> 01:10:55,691
Ow!
1132
01:11:14,369 --> 01:11:15,484
Shit!
1133
01:11:25,911 --> 01:11:28,115
-What if we go further north?
More to the north?
1134
01:11:29,036 --> 01:11:31,786
If they go into the desert,
they are dead.
1135
01:11:55,369 --> 01:11:58,071
Hey! Is there a long way to go?
1136
01:11:59,078 --> 01:12:01,945
It's just a strip of sand.
If we go straight east,
1137
01:12:02,078 --> 01:12:04,614
soon we will find
a fishing village.
1138
01:12:05,661 --> 01:12:07,071
I'm dying of thirst.
1139
01:12:07,244 --> 01:12:08,525
Same as all.
1140
01:12:09,161 --> 01:12:11,733
I would say that we already have
passed through here.
1141
01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,114
- Let me see.
- Not?
1142
01:12:16,203 --> 01:12:17,530
Are you an idiot or what?
1143
01:12:17,786 --> 01:12:19,492
- Your compass is not moving!
- Oh no!
1144
01:12:19,619 --> 01:12:21,990
- When it is still it indicates the north.
- Let's see.
1145
01:12:22,578 --> 01:12:25,742
The north is out there
but it's out there too, right?
1146
01:12:25,869 --> 01:12:29,153
And it seems that there too!
You see it? It must be wrong!
1147
01:12:29,494 --> 01:12:31,403
No, woman.
I tell you that the north...
1148
01:12:32,203 --> 01:12:34,387
- It's over there.
- We have been following you for a day,
1149
01:12:34,411 --> 01:12:36,319
And now we are lost
in the desert!
1150
01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:38,527
You ruined my watch! My watch!
1151
01:12:38,661 --> 01:12:41,991
To lose in this fucking desert!
1152
01:12:42,119 --> 01:12:44,987
And I am about to pass out!
1153
01:12:45,119 --> 01:12:47,905
What about me? I exist too!
1154
01:12:48,328 --> 01:12:50,485
And I will leave things
very clear, guys.
1155
01:12:50,661 --> 01:12:54,276
If we all die together in this desert,
they will only talk about me.
1156
01:12:54,786 --> 01:12:57,820
Because the only one who raises
passions here is me!
1157
01:12:57,994 --> 01:12:58,824
The diva!
1158
01:12:58,836 --> 01:13:01,360
I'm sorry to tell you that
nobody cares about you.
1159
01:13:01,536 --> 01:13:04,570
- Even lions get past you!
- How? I am going to kill you!
1160
01:13:04,703 --> 01:13:07,986
He tried to assassinate me!
She's a fucking psycho!
1161
01:13:17,869 --> 01:13:19,778
Oh my back!
I can not move!
1162
01:13:19,911 --> 01:13:22,661
- I think we're trapped.
- Stop moving!
1163
01:13:22,786 --> 01:13:23,947
I can't breathe!
1164
01:13:24,078 --> 01:13:26,696
We are too useless
even to fight.
1165
01:13:26,828 --> 01:13:28,866
Wait, raise your arm.
Raise it up!
1166
01:13:50,078 --> 01:13:52,068
I've run my whole life.
1167
01:13:54,161 --> 01:13:55,406
And for what?
1168
01:13:57,411 --> 01:14:01,951
To die alone in the middle of the desert,
surrounded by morons.
1169
01:14:02,911 --> 01:14:06,277
I was unable to pick up the phone
my son at the airport.
1170
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:10,577
I would have given everything to be
in the spotlight,
1171
01:14:11,744 --> 01:14:14,316
and it seems that in the end
I'll end up scorching.
1172
01:14:15,661 --> 01:14:19,324
We should have taken advantage
to observe the beauty of this world.
1173
01:14:21,119 --> 01:14:24,118
Learn to shared
with the people we love.
1174
01:14:25,494 --> 01:14:28,990
Become aware of the sound
we have to be alive and ..
1175
01:14:29,703 --> 01:14:31,611
Visit these lands.
1176
01:14:33,661 --> 01:14:35,901
- Did Kévin say that?
- Yes.
1177
01:14:36,661 --> 01:14:39,742
It is as if a hen
do a multiplication.
1178
01:14:47,203 --> 01:14:48,364
Why are you crying?
1179
01:14:50,244 --> 01:14:54,617
I could have scored more goals
But he had a dream!
1180
01:14:56,994 --> 01:14:59,780
I wanted to write songs and sing.
1181
01:15:02,994 --> 01:15:05,910
- Really?
- And I won't be able to do it anymore.
1182
01:15:06,036 --> 01:15:09,117
Do you see how there
was something good in you?
1183
01:15:13,203 --> 01:15:14,992
Leave it alone.
1184
01:15:16,411 --> 01:15:19,528
This is the end of the end of the end.
1185
01:15:19,828 --> 01:15:20,906
Yes.
1186
01:15:21,286 --> 01:15:23,574
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.
1187
01:15:50,994 --> 01:15:51,994
Hey!
1188
01:15:52,786 --> 01:15:55,157
Hey! Hey!
1189
01:15:55,578 --> 01:15:58,577
We are here, wait!
Waiting!
1190
01:15:58,911 --> 01:16:01,530
Do not go please!
Hey, wake up!
1191
01:16:01,786 --> 01:16:04,702
The helicopter is here!
1192
01:16:06,494 --> 01:16:10,820
- The helicopter!
- Hey! Here!
1193
01:16:11,619 --> 01:16:13,777
"Hey! Wait!
"Hey! Here!
1194
01:16:13,953 --> 01:16:17,734
Hey! Here! Hey!
1195
01:16:19,286 --> 01:16:20,910
- Oh no!
- They've seen us, haven't they?
1196
01:16:21,078 --> 01:16:23,200
- Come on! Go!
- They've seen us!
1197
01:16:23,328 --> 01:16:25,318
We are saved, at last!
1198
01:16:25,703 --> 01:16:28,784
- Go!
- Give me a hand, come on.
1199
01:16:28,911 --> 01:16:29,911
Go!
1200
01:16:30,828 --> 01:16:33,400
Come on! Come on! A little more.
1201
01:16:33,536 --> 01:16:34,697
Don't stop!
1202
01:16:36,244 --> 01:16:37,322
Go!
1203
01:16:40,036 --> 01:16:41,036
Come on!
1204
01:16:42,036 --> 01:16:43,411
We're.
1205
01:16:44,078 --> 01:16:45,322
Come here.
1206
01:16:49,744 --> 01:16:50,744
Yes!
1207
01:16:55,953 --> 01:16:56,953
Go.
1208
01:17:11,119 --> 01:17:12,400
It's the team!
1209
01:17:13,286 --> 01:17:14,286
Yes!
1210
01:17:21,286 --> 01:17:22,992
I told you it was around here.
1211
01:17:24,744 --> 01:17:26,155
We are alive!
1212
01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:31,530
We are here!
1213
01:17:43,369 --> 01:17:47,612
- Gigi! Gigi!
- Gigi! What a joy to see you!
1214
01:17:49,078 --> 01:17:50,838
What are you doing here?
Have they found you?
1215
01:17:50,911 --> 01:17:53,199
- They made it mush.
- They killed him!
1216
01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:55,527
- And they ate it.
- They ate it!
1217
01:17:55,661 --> 01:17:57,451
- They ate it!
- But who?
1218
01:17:57,578 --> 01:17:59,118
Oh, this is life!
1219
01:18:00,411 --> 01:18:01,411
What?
1220
01:18:21,286 --> 01:18:22,286
No...
1221
01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:23,572
You have done it!
1222
01:18:24,203 --> 01:18:26,241
Everyone is looking for you!
1223
01:18:26,328 --> 01:18:28,615
The Malawas, the police;
You had France in suspense!
1224
01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:30,113
- You weren't dead?
- No way!
1225
01:18:30,203 --> 01:18:32,076
- Haven't they eaten you?
- You're whole!
1226
01:18:32,578 --> 01:18:34,367
I almost feared the worst,
1227
01:18:34,494 --> 01:18:37,493
especially after seeing
Geronimo made broth.
1228
01:18:43,036 --> 01:18:44,363
Hi guys.
1229
01:18:45,536 --> 01:18:46,567
Cool.
1230
01:18:46,828 --> 01:18:49,364
Come on is he still alive?
1231
01:18:49,494 --> 01:18:53,109
It seems. He has told me that you have been
disrespecting the malawas.
1232
01:18:53,619 --> 01:18:55,610
What? Weren't they going to eat us?
1233
01:18:55,911 --> 01:18:57,887
But what are you saying?
They have come looking for you!
1234
01:18:57,911 --> 01:18:58,911
No!
1235
01:19:02,786 --> 01:19:05,737
But what a bunch of morons!
1236
01:19:05,911 --> 01:19:07,487
They came to rescue us.
1237
01:19:07,619 --> 01:19:10,369
- We've been assholes.
- Yes, some assholes.
1238
01:19:10,494 --> 01:19:13,778
- Exactly, some assholes.
- There, no need to scrub it.
1239
01:19:18,494 --> 01:19:22,074
And do you already have enough material to
that the final cut is funny?
1240
01:19:22,578 --> 01:19:25,150
Well, we'll figure it out.
As always.
1241
01:19:27,244 --> 01:19:30,492
Enjoy "Encounters in the end
of the end of the world ”with Vreal.
1242
01:19:45,953 --> 01:19:46,984
For you.
1243
01:19:47,786 --> 01:19:53,238
I plan to meet each of these children
and calls by name. That's.
1244
01:19:56,619 --> 01:19:59,238
- I have it! I have it!
- What?
1245
01:20:00,619 --> 01:20:02,528
Family, love, respect.
1246
01:20:02,786 --> 01:20:04,586
Are the values
that they have instilled in us,
1247
01:20:04,994 --> 01:20:07,531
but the reality is like that
from the beginning of time.
1248
01:20:11,453 --> 01:20:14,866
His people, his character, his smile...
its simplicity.
1249
01:20:15,828 --> 01:20:19,028
This site makes me feel
better person, better human being.
1250
01:20:29,203 --> 01:20:30,317
Good evening.
1251
01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:36,157
Welcome to this memorable meeting
at the end of the end of the world.
1252
01:20:36,536 --> 01:20:38,279
With all of you heroes.
1253
01:20:38,453 --> 01:20:40,408
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
1254
01:20:40,911 --> 01:20:45,118
Welcome, Sam. Welcome, Kévin.
Welcome Julien. Welcome, Nathalie.
1255
01:20:46,078 --> 01:20:47,078
You see.
1256
01:20:47,661 --> 01:20:49,155
Let's put ourselves in situation.
1257
01:20:50,036 --> 01:20:51,695
You decide to take some night shots
1258
01:20:51,786 --> 01:20:54,109
with our camera, Géronimo,
that accompanies us today.
1259
01:20:54,494 --> 01:20:55,494
Bravo!
1260
01:20:58,578 --> 01:21:02,904
You move away from the camp
and suddenly... you get lost.
1261
01:21:03,744 --> 01:21:07,277
For thirty-six hours you have us
everyone with their hearts in their fists,
1262
01:21:07,411 --> 01:21:10,362
while you,
lost in the vastness of the desert,
1263
01:21:10,536 --> 01:21:11,733
you escape death.
1264
01:21:13,244 --> 01:21:15,235
An experience that
has scored for life.
1265
01:21:15,328 --> 01:21:16,572
So Sam tell me
1266
01:21:17,369 --> 01:21:19,278
- what has changed for you?
- It is obvious.
1267
01:21:19,369 --> 01:21:21,021
He has scheduled four more
performances in the french
1268
01:21:21,033 --> 01:21:22,512
stadium and has exhausted
them in five minutes.
1269
01:21:22,536 --> 01:21:24,030
'Wow!
'Oh yeah?
1270
01:21:24,911 --> 01:21:26,321
!! Congratulations!! Bravo.
1271
01:21:26,494 --> 01:21:28,154
I am very happy that they are sold out,
1272
01:21:28,328 --> 01:21:30,816
although later I hope I can
take a year off
1273
01:21:30,911 --> 01:21:32,784
go to California for a while.
1274
01:21:33,119 --> 01:21:35,324
Now I need to pass
more time with my son,
1275
01:21:35,453 --> 01:21:37,657
before it gets tired
of his father's jokes.
1276
01:21:39,369 --> 01:21:41,029
- I doubt that will happen.
- How moving.
1277
01:21:41,119 --> 01:21:42,119
Thanks.
1278
01:21:42,619 --> 01:21:43,816
Now let's go to Julien.
1279
01:21:43,994 --> 01:21:46,744
I have the feeling that there has been
one before and one after.
1280
01:21:46,911 --> 01:21:49,282
- If true.
- They told me you're leaving Paris
1281
01:21:49,953 --> 01:21:53,283
- to move to Biarritz.
- I-he had to live this experience...
1282
01:21:53,411 --> 01:21:55,734
so that I accept at once
that time passes.
1283
01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:59,118
But it's not that hard when you are
surrounded by people you love,
1284
01:21:59,203 --> 01:22:00,613
like my wife, Alice.
1285
01:22:01,494 --> 01:22:02,952
That deserves applause.
1286
01:22:04,911 --> 01:22:08,526
Nathalie, your name is in the mouth
of all movie producers.
1287
01:22:08,703 --> 01:22:12,116
Does that mean that Véro
the veto retires?
1288
01:22:12,286 --> 01:22:14,490
- No! No...!
- What are you saying! Come now!
1289
01:22:14,661 --> 01:22:16,818
The truth is that tonight
1290
01:22:16,953 --> 01:22:19,525
I don't feel like talking
of my career or my life.
1291
01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:23,403
All I know is that I have
the need to help others.
1292
01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:25,237
It is very noble of you.
1293
01:22:26,536 --> 01:22:27,614
Big!
1294
01:22:28,661 --> 01:22:30,569
You deserve it, Nathalie. Bravo.
1295
01:22:31,036 --> 01:22:32,036
Kevin,
1296
01:22:32,744 --> 01:22:34,783
Tell me, what has changed for you?
1297
01:22:35,453 --> 01:22:37,361
Well... nothing at all.
1298
01:22:37,744 --> 01:22:40,115
- Can't you hear it, Kévin?
- Ah, that!
1299
01:22:40,244 --> 01:22:43,112
Number one in sales, almost nothing!
Let's see it, Kevin. Bravo.
1300
01:22:43,286 --> 01:22:45,953
Kukazando, kukazando.
1301
01:22:46,453 --> 01:22:48,326
Share life together.
1302
01:22:48,828 --> 01:22:51,199
'rude we are one.
We are all one.
1303
01:22:51,411 --> 01:22:53,699
Ku-ka-zan-do!
1304
01:22:54,078 --> 01:22:56,365
We are all one.
We are all one.
1305
01:22:56,661 --> 01:22:58,783
Ku-ka-zan-do!
1306
01:22:59,411 --> 01:23:00,411
Bravo!
1307
01:23:02,453 --> 01:23:04,575
Just say it's me
who has written the lyrics
1308
01:23:04,661 --> 01:23:07,660
- and for me this is very important.
- I'm very sorry to interrupt, but...
1309
01:23:07,828 --> 01:23:10,199
What do you think if we leave
to talk about us
1310
01:23:10,328 --> 01:23:13,741
and we do a little tribute
to the Malawas, that proud people,
1311
01:23:13,911 --> 01:23:17,775
noble, who lives happily with all that
that God has given them, what is nothing?
1312
01:23:18,453 --> 01:23:19,235
Certain.
1313
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:22,990
In fact, they have taught us a lesson
of life that we will never forget,
1314
01:23:23,119 --> 01:23:25,442
- which is humility.
- Humility.
1315
01:23:26,744 --> 01:23:30,240
I have the impression that this
adventure has...
1316
01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:32,984
- united forever.
- Yes, of course.
1317
01:23:33,203 --> 01:23:35,720
Moreover, I would even say that we
we have become very good friends.
1318
01:23:35,744 --> 01:23:37,155
And you say it!
1319
01:23:38,203 --> 01:23:41,319
On the other hand, I must announce to you
that according to the last survey
1320
01:23:41,453 --> 01:23:43,242
from Le Journal du Dimanche,
1321
01:23:43,994 --> 01:23:45,570
you are the four celebrities.
1322
01:23:45,744 --> 01:23:48,025
THE FAVORITES OF THE FRENCH
favorites of the French.
1323
01:23:48,244 --> 01:23:49,276
'What?
"Not!
1324
01:23:51,744 --> 01:23:53,735
- Woof!
- In agreement! Very well!
1325
01:23:54,119 --> 01:23:56,407
- Humility, humility, humility.
- Sure.
1326
01:23:56,536 --> 01:23:59,203
- Everything that goes up must come down.
- Well said, Kévin.
1327
01:23:59,328 --> 01:24:02,409
What you have done is very humble,
since you are number one.
1328
01:24:02,536 --> 01:24:03,212
Not!
1329
01:24:03,224 --> 01:24:05,286
You are number one,
thanks to your single.
1330
01:24:06,536 --> 01:24:09,286
- I do not get it.
- We return after a little pause.
1331
01:24:10,578 --> 01:24:13,991
Wait wait.
Number one of what?
1332
01:24:14,119 --> 01:24:17,070
- What's that about number one?
- Did only the hooligans vote?
1333
01:24:17,244 --> 01:24:20,326
- It means I'm the most popular.
- It's not because of that. Waiting.
1334
01:24:20,453 --> 01:24:22,720
That you are popular
It does not mean that you are an idiot.
1335
01:24:22,744 --> 01:24:24,653
- But what are you doing?
- No, Julien. Enough.
1336
01:24:24,828 --> 01:24:27,400
If they had seen you pulling
stones to the malawas,
1337
01:24:27,494 --> 01:24:29,035
I doubt you were number one.
1338
01:24:29,161 --> 01:24:30,867
You wan't to speak about it?
1339
01:24:30,994 --> 01:24:34,114
If you'r going to California it’s to record
your little shitty show in english?
1340
01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:37,071
- You disappoint me, Sam.
- On air in twenty seconds.
1341
01:24:37,578 --> 01:24:39,486
-Let's calm down a bit!
Listen to me, Julien.
1342
01:24:39,661 --> 01:24:43,075
Have you still not told your wife
that you go back to work next month?
1343
01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:46,361
And as news director!
As a news director!
1344
01:24:46,494 --> 01:24:49,493
- It's just to improve the audience!
- Can we calm down?
1345
01:24:49,661 --> 01:24:50,838
On antenna in five seconds.
1346
01:24:50,850 --> 01:24:52,901
Now I understand that
your boyfriend left you!
1347
01:24:52,953 --> 01:24:56,283
- You deserve it.
- Let's go live, guys.
1348
01:24:56,411 --> 01:24:58,900
- Krabou!
- Géronimo, help me!
1349
01:24:59,078 --> 01:25:01,744
- Krabou!
- I'm going to rip your head off!
1350
01:25:01,869 --> 01:25:04,240
- We are on the air!
- Come here. Come here!
1351
01:25:04,369 --> 01:25:07,735
Sit down now, please!
We are live.
1352
01:25:10,494 --> 01:25:14,702
- Leave it alone!
- Come and help me, Geronimo!
1353
01:25:14,953 --> 01:25:17,324
- Krabou!
- We are live!
1354
01:25:38,203 --> 01:25:41,533
Now try to shoot the strongest
what you can with the instep.
1355
01:25:41,661 --> 01:25:44,032
You see it? This is the instep.
The instep.
1356
01:25:44,203 --> 01:25:47,284
Right instep or instep
left according to your ergonomics.
1357
01:25:47,536 --> 01:25:50,108
Agree? Let's stop theory
and let's go to practice.
1358
01:25:50,286 --> 01:25:52,739
Look look. Look at El Matador. Attentive.
1359
01:25:54,036 --> 01:25:55,036
That's!
1360
01:26:02,536 --> 01:26:04,989
This is an Arab,
a Chinese and a Belgian.
1361
01:26:06,036 --> 01:26:08,655
And a malawa. There are already four.
And they go in... no.
1362
01:26:08,953 --> 01:26:11,703
An Arab, a Chinese and a Belgian
they go on a plane
1363
01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:15,615
and the pilot turns and says:
"Don't you have enough?"
1364
01:26:20,661 --> 01:26:23,529
Is that in France always
we make jokes
1365
01:26:23,619 --> 01:26:25,362
with a Belgian, an Arab and a Chinese.
1366
01:26:25,661 --> 01:26:28,577
Every night I come out of a small box
to talk to families
1367
01:26:28,661 --> 01:26:30,320
and people love to listen to me.
1368
01:26:30,494 --> 01:26:32,237
Maybe one day I hope soon,
1369
01:26:32,328 --> 01:26:34,117
television reaches the village.
1370
01:26:34,203 --> 01:26:37,202
Because that will mean
that your way of life will be...
1371
01:26:37,328 --> 01:26:38,987
Yes, Krabou!
1372
01:26:41,536 --> 01:26:42,536
Very well.
1373
01:26:42,703 --> 01:26:44,693
I am a specialist
in Ancient Egypt.
1374
01:26:44,828 --> 01:26:46,950
And I know myself all
the Imhotep dynasty.
1375
01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:48,988
Do you know Imhotep?
1376
01:26:49,536 --> 01:26:51,942
Well, he has a woman
the evil queen, Fopatep.
1377
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:53,695
And within this great dynasty...
1378
01:26:53,828 --> 01:26:56,779
there is the grandson he wants
take power, Kikatep,
1379
01:26:56,911 --> 01:26:59,317
who was murdered
by Nohesidoyoketep.
1380
01:27:01,494 --> 01:27:03,901
Voucher. You are a difficult audience.
1381
01:27:04,911 --> 01:27:06,535
Nathalie, come here. Come here.
1382
01:27:07,203 --> 01:27:08,203
Sight.
1383
01:27:08,619 --> 01:27:11,950
Do you see her?!
This is a Tripfwopkwuum Spectamm.
1384
01:27:12,453 --> 01:27:14,361
- A very rare carnivorous plant.
- Not.
1385
01:27:14,661 --> 01:27:15,861
- What?
- It's the other plant.
1386
01:27:16,036 --> 01:27:18,158
You're right, that's it.
That is.
1387
01:27:18,411 --> 01:27:21,825
I see. You have the same adventurer
than me as a veterinarian.
1388
01:27:25,494 --> 01:27:27,118
- What a nightmare!
- Cut now.
1389
01:27:27,244 --> 01:27:29,402
Kukazando, kukazando.
1390
01:27:30,286 --> 01:27:32,443
Let's share life together.
1391
01:27:32,578 --> 01:27:35,280
Kukazando, kukazando.
1392
01:27:35,494 --> 01:27:37,450
Let's share life together.
1393
01:27:37,578 --> 01:27:39,817
Kukazando, kukazando.
1394
01:27:40,661 --> 01:27:42,534
Let's share life together.
1395
01:27:42,661 --> 01:27:45,660
Kukazando, kukazando.
1396
01:27:45,911 --> 01:27:47,866
Let's share life together.
1397
01:27:48,286 --> 01:27:50,692
All men are the same
All men are the same
1398
01:27:50,869 --> 01:27:53,157
Ku-ka-zan-do!
1399
01:27:53,536 --> 01:27:55,856
All women are the same
All women are the same
1400
01:27:55,953 --> 01:27:58,276
Ku-ku-ku ka-ka-ka-kazan-do!
1401
01:27:58,703 --> 01:28:01,179
All hungry: you add friends,
Let's learn to share life!.
1402
01:28:01,203 --> 01:28:03,720
All hungry: you add companions,
Let's learn to share bread.
1403
01:28:03,744 --> 01:28:06,224
All females add colleagues,
Let's learn to share the water
1404
01:28:06,328 --> 01:28:08,615
Ku-ka-zan-do!
1405
01:28:19,494 --> 01:28:21,035
Instead of "action" I say "cut".
1406
01:28:29,036 --> 01:28:32,117
- Oh my!
- Oh! What a marvel, the virgin!
1407
01:28:32,244 --> 01:28:34,283
OMG!
1408
01:28:36,661 --> 01:28:38,581
I ordered them to bring it to me
before coming...
1409
01:28:38,703 --> 01:28:42,365
Wait, what's going on there?
Before coming here.
1410
01:28:43,244 --> 01:28:46,492
When you study the problem,
you find the solution.
1411
01:28:46,661 --> 01:28:48,486
Because that is France.
1412
01:28:51,411 --> 01:28:52,411
Cut.
1413
01:28:54,369 --> 01:28:56,527
- Oh sorry. I am sorry.
- Let me. Let me take it.
1414
01:28:56,703 --> 01:28:58,327
Let what?
1415
01:29:00,078 --> 01:29:01,239
Action!
1416
01:29:02,536 --> 01:29:04,160
It will help you, Matador.
1417
01:29:05,953 --> 01:29:07,612
Sorry, I don't bring the backpack.
1418
01:29:08,411 --> 01:29:10,117
Go find her. Here I wait for you.
1419
01:29:23,703 --> 01:29:26,191
You have to return to your site.
1420
01:29:28,036 --> 01:29:29,036
Hey.
1421
01:29:33,286 --> 01:29:35,905
That he had a fatal encounter
ay ay ay...
1422
01:29:36,036 --> 01:29:37,826
Like the one I've been
about to have.
1423
01:29:46,494 --> 01:29:50,820
Kévin... Hey, here. Clean the shit
from the forehead, will you?
1424
01:29:51,078 --> 01:29:54,776
Forgiveness. Can we repeat it again
if possible? I am sorry.
1425
01:29:56,078 --> 01:29:58,910
- Action!
- Go!
1426
01:29:59,036 --> 01:30:01,572
You have the Mapongo worm on you!
1427
01:30:02,328 --> 01:30:05,078
- Sorry, I didn't get it right.
- I was doing great!
1428
01:30:05,536 --> 01:30:06,536
Voucher.
1429
01:30:06,619 --> 01:30:09,487
What is fame? Tell me,
What is fame in the end and after all?
1430
01:30:09,703 --> 01:30:13,910
I get off the plane and people: "Ramzy!"
Now when I get off, they'll say, "Sam!"
1431
01:30:15,161 --> 01:30:19,818
Hears. That they are mine!
Give me my popcorn! Give them to me!
1432
01:30:21,953 --> 01:30:23,446
No, if he doesn't care.
1433
01:30:25,078 --> 01:30:28,278
- Now what did he have to say?
- I see you haven't done your homework.
1434
01:30:34,494 --> 01:30:35,572
Shit.
1435
01:30:37,036 --> 01:30:38,281
Rich!
1436
01:30:39,203 --> 01:30:40,743
Géronimo!
1437
01:30:49,203 --> 01:30:51,739
Fuck me!
I have a monkey right in front of me.
1438
01:30:52,703 --> 01:30:53,900
Second take.
1439
01:30:58,078 --> 01:30:59,109
Action!
1440
01:31:01,703 --> 01:31:02,703
Forgiveness!
1441
01:31:05,203 --> 01:31:06,447
Tierraburón.
1442
01:31:07,744 --> 01:31:09,320
It does not have the same hook.
1443
01:31:10,161 --> 01:31:11,239
We repeat.
1444
01:31:11,369 --> 01:31:13,360
It does not have the same hook.
1445
01:31:14,828 --> 01:31:17,446
The newspaper is in German,
Could you change it?
1446
01:31:17,578 --> 01:31:18,822
Yes, Vanessa?
1447
01:31:19,619 --> 01:31:21,195
That little breast!
Oh!
1448
01:31:22,078 --> 01:31:24,152
When you move You move me too
1449
01:31:31,994 --> 01:31:34,696
- We want her to go out alone.
- Yes, I understand.
1450
01:31:34,869 --> 01:31:38,449
- Is Vero. See it go.
- I already do it. There you go.
1451
01:31:38,578 --> 01:31:39,578
Thanks.
1452
01:31:40,536 --> 01:31:41,781
Short, Gégé.
1453
01:31:47,369 --> 01:31:48,447
Thanks.
1454
01:31:53,036 --> 01:31:54,151
Thanks.
1455
01:32:07,828 --> 01:32:10,862
KRABOU WHO READS IT!