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Hey, Jeffrey. How are you?

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Hey, Jeffrey.

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Will you--?
Will you excuse me?

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That looks
like a powerful scope.

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It was my dad's.

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I can't tell you how many times

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I found your dad right here--
Right here.

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--sitting there
looking through that thing.

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Seymour,

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if I can lose my dad,

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then what's to say
I can't lose my mom too?

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I-- I-- I don't know why
this thing happened, kid.

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But I do know
your father loved you.

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And I'm sure he--
He's up there right now

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watching out for you.

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You do right by him, Jeffrey.

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You look after your mother,

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and you'll become a man
that he would be proud of.

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What--? What happened?

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, I'm okay.

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Don't worry,
you've got plenty of time.

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You-- You'll get there.

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♪ This is a modern world

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♪ This is the modern world

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♪ What kind of fool
Do you think I am? ♪

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Bye, honey!

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♪ You think I know nothing
Of the modern world ♪

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Hey, where you going?

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Kiss your mom goodbye!

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♪ All my life
Has been the same ♪

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♪ I've learned to live
By hate and pain ♪

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♪ It's my inspiration drive

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♪ I've learned more
Than you will ever know ♪

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What a loser.

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♪ That one day
I would be on top ♪

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♪ And I'd look down
Upon the map ♪

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♪ Teachers who said
I'd be nothing ♪

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What do you call that?

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♪ This is the modern world
We don't need no one ♪

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Oh, my God.

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♪ To tell us what's right
Or wrong ♪

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♪ This is the modern world

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Oh.

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Jeffrey?

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Um, Jeffrey?

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What do you want?

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It's Jean-Paul.

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Something's wrong. He's--

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It's just like he's,
you know, like not normal.

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Just not normal.

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For the love of Mike,
what happened?

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He was just like this
when I found-- Oh...

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There you go, Jean-Paul.
It's gonna be okay.

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Sure it is.
Sure it is, yeah.

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Mm.

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Oh...

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No.

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Oh, Jeffrey.

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Oh, sweetie.
Don't-- Oh, Jeffrey.

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That's nice for Jean-Paul.

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Well, oh, dear.

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Bye-bye.

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Let's go,
sweetie.

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Sometimes it takes
a great tragedy

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to make a man
see his life clearly.

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I realize in my 29 years on this
planet

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I haven't told you
often enough

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how much
I appreciate you.

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But you are all I have left

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in this cruel world.

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And I'm not
going to let

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anything come between us.

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Oh.

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Ever.

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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Thank you, sweetie.

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Love you.
But you know what, honey?

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We really have to get going.
We're late.

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I can see that
my time is almost up.

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So I want-- I want to share
with you one final story.

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On a beautiful morning in
1998...

84
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I went to my doctor
for a routine colonoscopy.

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He ran some tests to make
sure I didn't have cancer...

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but I did.

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I tried every treatment

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known to Western medicine...

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and some unknown
to Western medicine.

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Nothing worked.

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I was told I was--

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I was told I was going to die

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in six months.

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That was six years ago.

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I beat cancer.

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How?

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With my mind.

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I decided
I was not gonna let

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some overactive
clump of cells

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stop me from
living my life.

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From that moment on,

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I realized I could have
anything my heart desired.

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You can too.

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Remember, you are the author

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of your own life story.

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Why not make it a happy ending?

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Thank you.

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Oh!

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One, two, three, four!

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♪ Anything that you wanna do

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♪ Any place that you wanna go

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Son of a--

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Good morning, Jeffrey.

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That's Mr. Mannus to you,

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and there's
nothing good about it.

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Jeffrey...

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...did you change
the window display?

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Sex sells, Seymour.

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Change it back now.

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I'm putting Keith
in charge of window displays.

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What?!

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I need someone I can count on.

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Seymour, how long
have I been employed here?

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Thirteen years.

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Yeah. And in all that time,

126
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have I ever missed
a day of work?

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Yes. More than any employee

128
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I ever had.

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There was the day
your ant farm broke,

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the day
you lost your hat,

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the day you had a sore tongue.

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I can't do my job
if I can't enunciate.

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Jeffrey, I like you.

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I liked your father.

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He was a good friend
and a great Rotarian.

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But I need you to start

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taking this job seriously.

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Just behave, or you're fired.

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You know, positivity
goes back centuries.

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Really.

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I mean, Jesus--

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Jesus, for crying out loud, was
a--

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Was a motivational speaker.

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I mean, at his core.

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I guess, yeah.

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--talk to him.

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I haven't done that in years.

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What--? What do I say to him?

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Ask him a question.

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Just ask him a question.

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Like what?

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Uh, you could ask him a
follow-up about his colon.

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This is utterly ridiculous.

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I have a lot of work to do. I'm
just gonna--

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You know, ask him anything,

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you can't spend the rest of your
Friday nights

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playing Scrabble with that son
of yours.

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Oh, I know.

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You gotta dip your toe in the
water.

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Somehow, some way,

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some dipping must occur.

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Stop talking about-- Here he
comes. Okay, okay.

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Calm down, relax. It'll be easy.

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I'm mature.

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The third world's a region I'd
like to get my hands on.

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They could use some positivity.

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Hi, so-- Hi.

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Hi.

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Can I-- Excuse me, gentlemen.

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H--

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Hi.

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I don't want to interrupt
anything at all, of course.

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I was just wondering if it's all
right if I ask you

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just a question?

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Sure.

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Absolutely.

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Stem cells, that's what I mean.

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It's like-- What do you think of
the stem-cell research

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that's going on today?

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Um...

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I'm no expert,

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but I think if it helps the
human race, go for it.

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Good. Good.

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Good answer.

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Oh. Thank you.

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Jan Mannus, right?

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Me. Yes, I'm Jan.

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Associate Director of Human
Resources.

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You are doing a hell of a job.

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Thank you for noticing.

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Hm.

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Anyway...

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Okay.

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Do you like, uh, jazz?

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Yes!

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Do you?

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I love jazz.

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You lo--? Well, I play in a band

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and, uh, we gig on, uh, Friday
nights

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at the, uh, Jazz Odyssey.

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Oh...

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Yes, I know that place. Yes.

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Oh, do you? Good.

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Would you like to, uh, come with
me?

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I would love to come with you.

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That's the most wonderful
invitation.

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Thank you. Terrific.

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But...

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I'm afraid I can't on Friday
night.

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I'm-- I'm sorry. What did you
say?

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I said I can't make it Friday
night.

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I-I'm still-- I'm not
understanding you,

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because the word "can't"
isn't in my vocabulary.

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You see, Jan,

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we never regret the things in
life we do,

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only the things
we don't.

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I wrote that.

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I do.

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I do, but you know what I mean,

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not like the whole "I do."

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I mean, what I'm saying is yes.

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I would-- I would like to go
with you

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and listen to you
play the jazz.

224
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Hi, sweetheart.

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What are you doing here?

226
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I don't know. I thought I'd give
you a ride home.

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Guess who I ran into yesterday?

228
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Jennifer Cushman's mother.

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Jennifer Cushman is apparently
getting a divorce.

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Good for her.

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And she's gonna be-- I know.

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And she's gonna be at the
church's single mixer

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on Friday, so I thought maybe
you might wanna go.

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I have plans with you Friday
night, remember?

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Sure-- Oh, right.

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Why are you so concerned about
my personal life

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all of a sudden?

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It's just you haven't been on a
date

239
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in three years, Jeffrey. I'm
concerned about--

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Neither have you!

241
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,904
Well, I got asked out today,
and...

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Please.

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What do you mean, "Please"?

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Can you--? What is wrong with me
getting asked out?

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You're a middle-aged widow--

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I'm not that old.

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--not some trollop out of a
Jackie Collins novel. Okay.

248
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But there's no reason to be
absolutely ugly to me

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in front of people.

250
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I'm trying to protect you.

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What if it doesn't work out,
like the last one?

252
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,401
I couldn't bear to see you get
hurt again.

253
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,490
You know something, we never
regret the things

254
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:08,363
that we actually do in our
lives,

255
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:11,235
only the things that we don't
do. So.

256
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:14,064
Where did you get that
pseudo-philosophical platitude?

257
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It doesn't matter.

258
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,197
Dr. Phil?

259
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,764
Okay, that's not funny.

260
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:18,852
I think I'm gonna go.

261
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Okay, fine.

262
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,203
So. Well.

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When is this date?

264
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Friday night.

265
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:28,775
What?! That's Putt-Putt night.

266
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But I said I was sorry.

267
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,343
Well, I'm afraid sorry won't do.

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Oh, I know. I know, sweetheart.

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What if I make your favorite,
huh?

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What do you think? Little bitty?

271
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,962
No! You can't win back my
affection with Manwich.

272
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,572
This has been the worst day of
my life.

273
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,052
I'm going to my room.

274
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:31,228
Did you do something to
your hair?

275
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:32,752
I cut it.

276
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:38,670
A little garish, but not
altogether unattractive.

277
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,715
Really?

278
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,370
What--? What's the occasion?

279
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:45,373
Well, I have a date tonight,
remember?

280
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,811
Oh, yes. Right, of course.

281
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,988
The bitter sting of rejection's
coming back to me now.

282
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:52,989
Jeffrey...

283
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,251
Oh, my goodness, here it is.

284
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,776
Well, have a nice day.

285
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,429
Aren't you forgetting something?

286
00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,474
What?

287
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,780
It comes in a brown paper sack,

288
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,303
and rhymes with "my lunch."

289
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,740
Oh, I just didn't have time to
make it this morning.

290
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,829
Why can't you just grab yourself

291
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,396
a little sandwich or something?

292
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,441
All right, honey? Bye-bye,
bye-bye.

293
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,313
There you go.

294
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,450
♪ The legal age life At variety
store ♪

295
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,627
♪ These are the things That make

296
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,195
♪ Disco sucks And so does war

297
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,676
♪ The meek shall inherit The
Earth no more ♪

298
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,460
♪ I'm the king I'm therefore...

299
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,331
Can I help you?

300
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,292
Yes. Do you have anything

301
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,641
that's not utterly repugnant?

302
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,078
No.

303
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,515
Okay.

304
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:45,433
Fine, uh, give me three
biscottis

305
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,478
two chocolate-chip fudge
brownies

306
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,786
and one of these giant Rice
Krispie abominations.

307
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,483
Maybe a heart attack will teach
my mother

308
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,658
a lesson in abandonment.

309
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,008
Maybe.

310
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,315
Biscotti...

311
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,059
That's a cool store.

312
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,540
It's actually got some
character,

313
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,934
unlike those lame mega-chains.

314
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,587
Do you like working there?

315
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,328
It's paying the bills until I
make my first

316
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,156
astronomical discovery.

317
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,898
You're an astronomer?

318
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,986
That's cool.

319
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,162
I'm a singer, actually.

320
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,337
Well, trying to be.

321
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,514
Most of my songs that I write
are

322
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,039
about how corporate America's
totally screwing up our culture.

323
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,302
I'm calling my first album

324
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,912
"Bed, Bath and Bullshit."

325
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,609
So...

326
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:34,177
I actually do a show here

327
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,266
every Saturday.

328
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,833
It's not sappy.

329
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,922
You know, my songs aren't about
love or anything.

330
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,229
They're about...

331
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,101
how much I hate corporations.
So...

332
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:49,976
Um, anyway, that will be 10.76.

333
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,587
For stale bread and cereal?

334
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,023
That's obscene.

335
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,459
I know. The guys who own this
place

336
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,462
are a bunch of poser A-holes.

337
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,421
So... But I'll, um--

338
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,466
I'll give you my employee
discount if you want.

339
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,949
It's 10 dollars even.

340
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,695
All right.
Uh, here you go.

341
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,394
Well, take it easy.

342
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,451
Here.

343
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,844
This is redeemable for a free
book.

344
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,455
Not including first editions

345
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:37,284
or new releases

346
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,589
or fiction.

347
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,113
Thanks.

348
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,332
Or non-fiction.

349
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,033
It's, um-- See--

350
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,950
We--

351
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,923
♪ Ba-da-da-oh

352
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,534
Whoo-- Oh.

353
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,281
Thank you.

354
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,804
Thank you very much for coming
out

355
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,024
to the Jazz Odyssey tonight.

356
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,548
For our last song, I'd like to
dedicate it

357
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,725
to a very special lady in the
audience tonight.

358
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,778
♪ You're just

359
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,433
♪ Too marvelous

360
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,697
♪ Too marvelous

361
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,787
♪ For words

362
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,355
♪ Like glorious

363
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,878
♪ And glamorous

364
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,010
Do you mind if I say this?

365
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,054
I just can't get over

366
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,099
what a great singer you are.

367
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,143
Oh!

368
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,188
I mean that.

369
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,667
Well, Nat King Cole,

370
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,408
that's a great singer. I'm just
a wannabe.

371
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,019
Hey, you know something? I
disagree.

372
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,324
To me, I think that you could
have

373
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,456
your own Christmas special even.

374
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,544
Oh. Thank you. That's very kind.

375
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,980
Yeah.

376
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:08,201
Actually, music is just another
hobby for me.

377
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,898
Kind of like, uh, golf

378
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,552
and horseback riding and
archery.

379
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,640
Wow. Oh!

380
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,728
And, uh, winemaking.

381
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:14,729
Of course, puppetry.

382
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,687
Oh, my goodness!

383
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,864
I just don't even understand how
you find time for all of it.

384
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,911
I think we always find time for
things that are important to us.

385
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:23,781
I mean, don't we? Well, what's
important to you?

386
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:24,826
Me? Yeah.

387
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,001
Oh, my goodness. Well...

388
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,133
Unless I'm being too personal--

389
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,177
No, no.

390
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,222
Because I don't wanna--

391
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,050
No, not at all.

392
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,487
No, I just haven't thought about
what's important to me

393
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,792
in a really long time, so...

394
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,578
Well, maybe it's time you start.

395
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,101
What a wonderful evening I had.

396
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,233
Well, thank you. I did too.

397
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,625
You are so nice.

398
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,323
Uh, would you like
to maybe do it again?

399
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,716
You mean go out again?

400
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,978
Yeah. I mean, my God, you're
beautiful,

401
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,154
you're smart, and...

402
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,288
Plus, you like my singing, so
there's that.

403
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,463
Seriously, though,

404
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,422
I think, um, being a single
mother

405
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,945
is the most noble thing--

406
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,077
Oh.

407
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,165
--that anyone can ever do.

408
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,557
Well...

409
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,602
It takes strength and fortitude

410
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,386
to raise a well-adjusted child

411
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,388
who is prepared to go out and
take on the world

412
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,824
and I think what you've done

413
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,261
is just terrific.

414
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,523
Oh... Well...

415
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,524
You know something, Mert?

416
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,829
Yeah?

417
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,570
I have to be completely honest
with you.

418
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,876
Mm-hm.

419
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,791
My son lives with me.

420
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:17,835
Oh.

421
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,708
He's still in school?

422
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,144
He's 29.

423
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,580
I know what you're thinking.

424
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,669
He should have his own place,
hands down. Oh!

425
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,324
But, you know, the thing is, we
made a big agreement-- Oh.

426
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,239
---that he could live at home
until he makes

427
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,676
his first astronomical
discovery. Oh!

428
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:33,764
Astronom-- Wow, that's--

429
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:34,765
Boy, that sounds ambitious.

430
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,853
Yeah. That's-- Ha!

431
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:36,985
I'd love to meet him.

432
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,683
Sure, of course.

433
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,424
Oh, but you not-- You're not
talking about now, right?

434
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,774
No, no. Yeah,

435
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,211
'cause he's not actually here.

436
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,690
It could be another time.

437
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:47,865
Okay. Another time, well, good.

438
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,346
Well, listen, I'll, uh, call
you.

439
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,782
Oh, okay. All right.

440
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:52,827
Sure. Do that.

441
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:53,871
Whoa. Ha, ha, ha.

442
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:54,829
Ugh.

443
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,613
Oh, boy.

444
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,876
Good night.

445
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,234
♪ When I'm lying In my bed at
night ♪

446
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,714
♪ I don't wanna Grow up

447
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,500
♪ Nothing ever seems To turn out
right ♪

448
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,067
♪ I don't wanna Grow up

449
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,592
♪ How do you move In a world of
fog ♪

450
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,595
♪ That's always Changing things

451
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,249
♪ Makes me wish that I could

452
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,730
♪ Be a dog

453
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,298
♪ When I see The price that you
pay ♪

454
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,735
♪ I don't wanna Grow up

455
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,434
♪ I don't ever Wanna be that way

456
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,827
♪ And I don't wanna Grow up

457
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,439
♪ Seems like folks Turn into
things ♪

458
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:42,268
♪ That they'd never want

459
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,661
♪ The only thing to live for

460
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,142
♪ Is today

461
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,753
♪ I'm gonna put a hole In my TV
set ♪

462
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,887
♪ I don't wanna Grow up

463
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,498
♪ Open up the medicine chest

464
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,805
♪ I don't wanna Grow up

465
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,851
♪ I don't wanna have To shout it
out ♪

466
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,637
♪ I don't wanna Be filled with
doubt ♪

467
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,769
♪ I don't wanna Be a good Boy
Scout ♪

468
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:08,729
♪ I don't want The biggest
amount ♪

469
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,079
♪ No, I don't Want to

470
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,602
♪ Grow up

471
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,437
Jeffrey?

472
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,048
That's my name. Don't wear it
out.

473
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,355
Well, what are you doing up?

474
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,749
Where did you say you were
again?

475
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,795
-I told you,
-I was out
with Barbara.

476
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,189
Lie! I called Barbara's house.

477
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,452
Her son told me he was with her
all night.

478
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:37,758
You've been cavorting around

479
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,629
with that Mert character,
haven't you?

480
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,935
Oh, tough.

481
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,241
I knew it.

482
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,070
Have you had sex with him?

483
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,420
I'm not gonna answer that.

484
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,725
You have.

485
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,988
Oh!

486
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,600
I hope you used a condom. I'm
sure he has herpes.

487
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,775
Oh--!

488
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:00,650
I want you to meet him.

489
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,956
Forget it. No.

490
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,740
If you wanna skulk around behind
my back

491
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,481
with some VD-ridden sex maniac

492
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,266
who keeps you out until all
hours of the night,

493
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,397
that's your business.

494
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,007
But I want nothing to do with
him.

495
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,313
Can't you just make this easier

496
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:14,185
on me for once, Jeffrey, and
meet him?

497
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,839
I'm sorry, but the answer is no.

498
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,972
Come on, sweetie.

499
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,930
We can go to Putt-Putt.

500
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:20,844
Hm?

501
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,760
Hmm?

502
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:29,331
So, Mert. You ever been married
before?

503
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,506
I was married once.

504
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,029
Divorced? Deceased.

505
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,988
Any kids? No. No.

506
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,555
Why, do you hate children?

507
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,297
Well, actually, um,
my wife had ovarian cancer.

508
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,996
Would you call yourself
a religious man?

509
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,607
Uh, I'm agnostic.

510
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,043
Don't believe in God, I guess?

511
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,480
That's an atheist.

512
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,046
How many pieces of string would
it take

513
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,179
to connect the Earth to the
moon?

514
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,659
One, if it were long enough.

515
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,271
Oh.

516
00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,316
Go ahead, just--

517
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,360
So we can just--

518
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,405
I'll turn--

519
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,449
Bend over. Come on. I know.

520
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,799
Just bend over.

521
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,280
Excuse-- Excuse us for just a
second.

522
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:07,674
Okay.

523
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:08,718
Hit it softer. Yeah.

524
00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:09,763
Okay, all right, okay.

525
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:10,851
Oh. Okay. That was--

526
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:11,895
Not bad, huh? Go ahead, Jeffrey.

527
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:12,940
Thank you, Mert.

528
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,289
Show us how.

529
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:17,161
Well, you know, I play a little
bit, so...

530
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,424
Oh... Ha, ha, ha, ha.

531
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,816
Come on, Jeffrey. Show us how.

532
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,731
Yes, Jeffrey, yes.

533
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,298
Here you go,
Jeffrey.

534
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,042
Oh!

535
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,173
Jeffrey!

536
00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:30,871
Oh...nice shot.

537
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:31,959
Hats off, Jeffrey.

538
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,090
Outstanding.

539
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,440
Oh, my.

540
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,877
It's called a triple ricochet,
Mert,

541
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:39,749
and it took me years to perfect.

542
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:42,448
Isn't this so much fun? You
know what, sweetie?

543
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,624
You know what we could do? We
could, um--

544
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:46,452
Maybe next time you could bring
a date,

545
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,367
and we could play doubles.

546
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,499
You know dating is not an option
for me

547
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,675
given the lack of privacy I have
in the house.

548
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:53,937
Honey.

549
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,119
Oh! Look what he did!

550
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,080
Yes! Whoa! Ho-ho!

551
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,603
Beginner's luck. That's all that
was.

552
00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:09,736
Oh, I know.

553
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:10,867
That's just--

554
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,521
How impressive is that?

555
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,828
Well, I read the break.
That's what I did.

556
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,660
Well, what do you know, Jeffrey.
We're tied at 29.

557
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,618
You know, I could live with
that.

558
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:26,274
Naturally, you'd be content with
mediocrity, Mert.

559
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,058
I, on the other hand, play to
taste

560
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,017
the savory thrill of victory.

561
00:23:30,017 --> 00:23:32,541
Fine, all right, suit yourself.

562
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,195
Your mom's waiting in the car.

563
00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:35,326
She's a little bit worn out

564
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,503
from having played for five
hours.

565
00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:49,863
Ho!

566
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:53,040
Well, you should have gone with
a tie, son.

567
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,966
Oh, tough luck there.

568
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,968
No, th-that's a do-over.

569
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,056
Official rules state

570
00:24:09,056 --> 00:24:11,754
I'm eligible for another turn.

571
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,455
Uh, got it.

572
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,152
He's entering the third
stage

573
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,936
of shock right now.

574
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:21,764
I got to get out of here. I have
very fragile--

575
00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:22,896
Give me your hand, son.

576
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:23,940
I can't.

577
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,115
Push up with your hands.

578
00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,247
It's cutting deep into my flesh.

579
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,683
I think I can feel the blood.

580
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,468
It's a dull blade. There's
nothing there.

581
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,252
No, give me some gauze. I need
some gauze.

582
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:33,689
Okay. Come on, give
me a hand. Push.

583
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:34,864
Push? I'm not giving birth here.

584
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,301
Chuck, get the Jaws of Life.

585
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:40,740
Mert? If you can hear me, I get
another shot.

586
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,785
Mert. Whoo. What a guy, huh?

587
00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,179
Honey? Did you--?

588
00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:46,397
What did you--? What did you
think of Mert?

589
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:47,573
I mean, did you--?

590
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,617
I'm sorry.

591
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:49,662
'Cause--

592
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,272
I can't give you my blessing.

593
00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:54,580
He simply doesn't have your best
interest at heart.

594
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,973
I suggest you break it off with
him via e-mail.

595
00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:59,672
He may react violently if you do
it in person.

596
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,108
Morning, gang.

597
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,936
Hi, Mert.

598
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:04,459
What are you doing here?

599
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:07,157
Uh...

600
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:09,116
Haven't you told him yet?

601
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,117
Um...

602
00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:11,031
Told me what?

603
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,599
Well, um...

604
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:14,687
Well...

605
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,253
Well,

606
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:20,257
Jeffrey, uh, your mother and I
have made a decision.

607
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,042
You're never going to see each
other again?

608
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,784
No. Ha-ha.

609
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:27,656
No.

610
00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:31,573
No, no. No, sweetheart, no, no.

611
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,880
Actually, what's happening is
that, um,

612
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,751
Mert is going to kind of like,
uh--

613
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:39,755
Kind of, um, sort of move in--

614
00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,409
Around the house a little bit,
you know?

615
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,280
Kind of like on a temporary sort
of--

616
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,762
It's like sort of be here, and
kind of--

617
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:49,243
Oh, God. Mert, move in.

618
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:50,505
Like, with us, and...

619
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:53,769
Well, we wanna--

620
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,554
We want to know how you feel.

621
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,817
Jeffrey?

622
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,125
Can I speak to you in private,
please?

623
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:16,705
Obviously you're upset.

624
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,272
Of course I'm upset.

625
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,013
I wasn't even consulted, for
Pete's sake.

626
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,318
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

627
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:22,624
It's just that the last six
weeks

628
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,060
have been a whirlwind, and--

629
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,106
What was all that about you
wanting my opinion?

630
00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,021
You don't care at all about what
I think.

631
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,414
Of course I care what you think.
You're my son.

632
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,678
I love you more than anything in
the world,

633
00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:36,029
and Mert's moving in isn't gonna
change that one iota.

634
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,900
Now, I know this is an
adjustment,

635
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,467
but you know what I think?

636
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,121
I think you're gonna enjoy

637
00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:42,513
having a man around the house.

638
00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:43,558
I am a man around the house.

639
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,646
Oh--

640
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,821
Fixed the sink!

641
00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,344
The, uh, p-trap collar nut was
loose.

642
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:50,826
It's two machines
in one.

643
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,262
Now for the first time ever,

644
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:54,264
you can make homemade sausage

645
00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:57,572
and homemade pasta as easy as
one, two, three.

646
00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:07,277
Look, I know we, uh,

647
00:27:07,277 --> 00:27:09,323
sprung this on you a little
abruptly,

648
00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:11,238
so I don't blame you if you feel
angry.

649
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,414
That's an authentic emotion.

650
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:16,678
I encourage you to go ahead and
experience it.

651
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:21,030
But just so you know I, uh...

652
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:22,815
I don't wanna replace your
father, and I--

653
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:27,036
I don't expect you
to call me dad.

654
00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:29,778
But I do have one request,

655
00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:32,912
and that is,
that you just give me a chance.

656
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:36,959
You're a good kid,
Jeffrey.

657
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,136
I'd like to be your friend.

658
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:45,664
You know...

659
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:50,233
only those who risk going too
far

660
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,757
can possibly find out

661
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:54,020
how far they can go.

662
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:56,936
Huh.

663
00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,547
I wrote that.

664
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:04,944
Mitch, I need your help.

665
00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:06,119
Sorry, Jeffrey.

666
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,729
We stopped selling interactive
porn.

667
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:10,384
No, no. I want you to do some
hacking for me.

668
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,734
His name is Merton Jacob
Rosenbloom,

669
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,128
and I want all the dirt
you can dig up on him.

670
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,392
Fifty bucks.

671
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,698
That's ridiculous.

672
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,308
You're ridiculous.

673
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,228
I'll give you 25 dollars

674
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:30,796
and a Warburtons
discount card.

675
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:43,852
Great choice, sir.

676
00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:44,897
One of our most popular games.

677
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:47,377
Oh, good, good. It's a gift

678
00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:49,771
for my girlfriend's son.

679
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,338
Cash or charge?

680
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:52,121
Charge.

681
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,654
You're Merton J. Rosenbloom?

682
00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:07,093
That's right. Heh.

683
00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:10,836
I might have some information
about your girlfriend's son

684
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,272
you want to know.

685
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,927
Really? What--? What, uh--? What
is it?

686
00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:26,895
♪ I was happy in the haze Of a
drunken hour ♪

687
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:30,246
♪ But heaven knows I'm miserable
now ♪

688
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:31,247
♪ I was looking

689
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,683
Hey! Hey!

690
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,251
You remember me?

691
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,167
Remember? Oh, yeah.

692
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,517
You want a ride?

693
00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,824
Yeah, then when I was like 17,

694
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,784
"Get rid of the tattoo or get
out of the house."

695
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,829
So, like,
I've been on my own ever since.

696
00:29:49,962 --> 00:29:52,007
Why don't you have a car?

697
00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:56,229
I have severe
carpal tunnel syndrome.

698
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,373
Well, thanks for the ride.

699
00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:13,637
It was nice of you.

700
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:15,248
Actually,
do you want to get a beer?

701
00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,468
Um...

702
00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:21,776
My-- My life's very complicated
right now.

703
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:25,214
It's too complicated for a beer?

704
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,869
Look, I appreciate the
invitation,

705
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:32,265
but I think you should know I'm
seeing someone else.

706
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:33,570
Her-- Her name's Allison.

707
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:38,488
Whatever, you know. I just...

708
00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:40,490
Just trying to be nice.

709
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:42,492
All right.

710
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:44,364
Um...goodbye.

711
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:46,409
Bye.

712
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:07,604
The basement? Have you gone mad?

713
00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:09,606
I wouldn't even survive the
night in that dank cave.

714
00:31:09,606 --> 00:31:11,826
You know how sensitive my joints
are to moisture.

715
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:14,263
Now, it's perfectly dry down
there, and guess what.

716
00:31:14,263 --> 00:31:15,699
Guess what we did.

717
00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:17,701
We put in the old TV and VCR
down there,

718
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,008
so it's gonna be like your own
bachelor pad.

719
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,488
Honey? Oh, sweetheart.

720
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,576
Would you just please go away?

721
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:24,186
Hey, buddy.

722
00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,406
Was this a great idea, or was
this a great idea, huh?

723
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:30,018
you were talking about how you
didn't have privacy.

724
00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:31,541
That's when it hit me.

725
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,543
I bet you can't wait to get down
to that basement

726
00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:35,415
and start bringing in those
ladies, huh, pal?

727
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:37,765
Oh, Mert. Oh.

728
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:40,072
Ha, ha. Here.

729
00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,508
Take it.

730
00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:43,902
Take it, go on.

731
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,600
It's just something from me to
say thank you

732
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,124
for welcoming me to the family.

733
00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,212
So sweet.

734
00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:51,257
Yeah.

735
00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:53,259
Well, open it, silly.

736
00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:58,351
Oh, looky-look.

737
00:31:58,351 --> 00:31:59,395
But turn the, uh--

738
00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:00,396
Can I see that?

739
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,571
Come on.

740
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:02,572
What is it? What does it say?

741
00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:03,530
Ta-da!

742
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:04,748
Oh!

743
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,099
You are now

744
00:32:07,099 --> 00:32:09,536
officially a member
of Team Rosenbloom.

745
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,498
What do you say, Jeffrey?
Jeffrey?

746
00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:20,112
Thank you so much, Mert.

747
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,374
Heh, heh.

748
00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:22,418
Well...

749
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:23,419
you're welcome, buddy.

750
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:24,464
Yeah.

751
00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:25,595
Hoo!

752
00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:28,076
Scared ya.

753
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,646
I gotta tell you, I got nothing
on your boy.

754
00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,387
Diddlysquat.

755
00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:36,519
What?! That's impossible.

756
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,043
Hey, the Internet doesn't lie,
bro.

757
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,479
He's totally clean.

758
00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:42,395
Never been arrested, no funny
diseases, nothing.

759
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:46,268
That's ridiculous.

760
00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:48,531
What do you think is

761
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:50,577
bondage or bestiality?

762
00:32:50,577 --> 00:32:52,971
No, I don't
know, dude.

763
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,582
I haven't seen a boob in, like,
three years.

764
00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:56,626
It was at the pool...

765
00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:57,627
Wait. Shh. Hold on.

766
00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:02,893
She got out of the pool
and it just flopped out.

767
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,113
Awesome.

768
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:10,423
♪ Like glorious and glamorous

769
00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:14,122
♪ And that old standby

770
00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:15,515
♪ Amorous

771
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:16,864
Oh, Mert. Oh!

772
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:18,344
I'm having my way with
you.

773
00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:19,823
No, they're headed for the
bedroom.

774
00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,611
Dude, what's going on? Who's
headed for the bedroom?

775
00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:27,701
Oh, Mert. Oh, Mert!
Oh! Oh, honey.

776
00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:29,659
Your thighs are like a
bear trap.

777
00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:38,755
♪ And everything's sponsored By
huge corporations ♪

778
00:33:38,755 --> 00:33:43,717
♪ What will be next? A Del Taco
space station? ♪

779
00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:49,636
♪ This corporate culture Just
sucks out our brains ♪

780
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:53,944
♪ While the corporate vultures
Eat our remains ♪

781
00:33:55,946 --> 00:34:00,386
♪ From Wolfgang Puck's to Family
Feud ♪

782
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:04,955
♪ It all sucks And we're all
screwed ♪

783
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:09,134
♪ There's no way to escape

784
00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:15,096
♪ From the corporate
Ra-a-a-a-a-ape ♪

785
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,620
♪ And this world That we're
living in ♪

786
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,927
♪ Is headed for oblivion

787
00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:24,540
♪ If you don't stop buying crap
At Staples and babyGap ♪

788
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,020
♪ I'm an old-fashioned girl

789
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:30,111
♪ And I'm stuck In a corporate
world ♪

790
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:34,768
♪ Hey, what can I say I'm an
old-fashioned girl ♪

791
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:39,077
♪ That says screw this
Whole corporate world ♪

792
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,428
♪ Yeah

793
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:45,474
Whoo!

794
00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:47,868
Thank you, Skyler.

795
00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:51,089
Well done.

796
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,481
What are you doing here?

797
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,615
Where's Allison?

798
00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:58,661
Actually, uh, Allison and I just
broke up.

799
00:34:58,661 --> 00:35:02,187
Long-distance relationships are
impossible to maintain.

800
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:03,188
I hear that.

801
00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:06,539
I guess I'll see you around.

802
00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,193
Wait a minute.

803
00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:11,500
I want to apologize for being so
brusque earlier.

804
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,720
Whatever.

805
00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:16,157
Wait.

806
00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:17,854
I-- I wanna make amends.

807
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:20,596
Let me buy you a cup
of coffee or something.

808
00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:25,166
It's been a really long night.
I don't think so.

809
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,864
You would be doing me a colossal
favor.

810
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,953
See, I can't go home right now,

811
00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:33,131
because my mother is having
violent sex with her new lover.

812
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,091
Okay. One cup of coffee.

813
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:38,788
Waitress!

814
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:41,182
No! God, no, not here.
The coffee sucks.

815
00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:46,666
So I used to date this guy,
Trip.

816
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,015
He was the last guy I dated,

817
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:51,018
and he had this band called the
Taco Shits,

818
00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,237
and he wrote all, like,

819
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:55,065
these really poetic, beautiful
songs,

820
00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:56,502
and then I found out

821
00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,721
that he stole them all off the
Internet.

822
00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:00,332
And I was like, "Oh, that's so
lame."

823
00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:02,812
But-- And that's why I hate this
city, you know,

824
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,814
because it's all a bunch of
posers.

825
00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:07,513
And I just feel like as soon as
I get enough money,

826
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,905
I am gonna get out of here,

827
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,777
because I can't stand it
anymore.

828
00:36:10,777 --> 00:36:11,778
Do you wanna sit here?

829
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,301
Oh, sure. This good?

830
00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:15,695
Well, where are you gonna go?

831
00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:18,176
I think I'm gonna go to Austin,
Texas.

832
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,960
I wanna check it out.

833
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,876
It's got this really, really
cool indie music scene there.

834
00:36:22,876 --> 00:36:25,792
Have you been there?

835
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,316
Uh, actually, I did go there one
summer,

836
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:31,276
for an astronomy conference,

837
00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,713
but I usually try to avoid trips
like that whenever possible.

838
00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:37,369
Why? You don't really like to
travel?

839
00:36:37,369 --> 00:36:41,199
Unfortunately, my mother's ill
and needs my constant attention.

840
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,243
Oh.

841
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,114
That's really, really cool

842
00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:45,246
that you take care of her.

843
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,334
Yeah.

844
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,858
It's my cross to bear.

845
00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:51,774
Well, that really sucks that you
have to live at home.

846
00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:54,690
Well, at least it affords me the
financial freedom

847
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,039
to pursue my life's work.

848
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,432
For the last seven years,

849
00:36:57,432 --> 00:37:00,783
I've been tracking what I
believe to be

850
00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:04,700
a long-period comet which
emanates from the Oort cloud.

851
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:07,399
That's cool.

852
00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:08,748
"Oort."

853
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,013
What's up, Nora?

854
00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:14,449
What do you want, Trip?

855
00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:16,930
Uh, I'd like, um,

856
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:18,366
a tall latte, extra hot.

857
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:19,976
Ha, ha, ha. That's a good one,
Trip.

858
00:37:22,109 --> 00:37:23,632
Yes, Trip. Very clever.

859
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:26,940
I've seen you before.

860
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,985
You work at that bookstore,
right?

861
00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:30,944
Yes, I do.

862
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,206
Well, that's messed up, bro.

863
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:36,210
That place is, like, old and
shit.

864
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:39,518
Wow, you have a real gift for
language.

865
00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:42,347
I'm shocked you had to pilfer
your lyrics off the Internet.

866
00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,089
Screw you, dude.

867
00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:47,265
Hey, Jeffrey.

868
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,788
Come on,
let's get out of here.

869
00:37:51,921 --> 00:37:53,358
You was a ho, anyway.

870
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:54,402
Oh-ho!

871
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:55,969
It doesn't matter.

872
00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:58,754
What did you call her?

873
00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:01,104
I called her a bizznatch.

874
00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:07,807
Oh! Trip!

875
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,288
Oh, oh.

876
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,332
Are you okay?

877
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,029
I'm hemorrhaging!

878
00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:15,597
You haven't heard the last of
me!

879
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,207
I'll sue, you monster!

880
00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:19,819
Hurry.

881
00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:21,211
Get a napkin, stat.

882
00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:22,822
I think I may be a hemophiliac.

883
00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:27,348
So is your nose okay?

884
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:30,917
I think that barbarian
broke it.

885
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,398
Hey, cool. Whose hybrid?

886
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,922
That's my mother's beau du jour.

887
00:38:35,922 --> 00:38:37,097
This is Mert again.

888
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:41,014
Speak of the devil.

889
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,537
So call me, please.

890
00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,496
Don't look at him. You'll turn
to stone.

891
00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:45,584
Hey there.

892
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:46,628
Hi.

893
00:38:46,628 --> 00:38:47,890
Oh.

894
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,283
What happened to your nose,
Jeffrey?

895
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:52,112
Life happened to my nose, Mert.

896
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:54,636
What are you guys doing out at
this hour anyway?

897
00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:56,551
Isn't it a little past your
beddy-bye time?

898
00:38:58,118 --> 00:39:00,599
Gee, it's hard to imagine why
I'd wanna leave

899
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:03,079
all the luxury and comfort of my
dungeon.

900
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:05,212
What are you doing outside on
the phone?

901
00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:06,953
Hi, I'm Mert.

902
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,041
Hey, I'm Nora.

903
00:39:08,041 --> 00:39:09,564
Oh. What do you do, Nora?

904
00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:10,957
Well, I work in a coffeehouse--

905
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,088
Nora is an aspiring iconoclast.

906
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,176
Mm.

907
00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:14,221
And she was just leaving.

908
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:15,483
Oh, well, hey.

909
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:17,050
W-would you like to join us
Saturday?

910
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,399
We're having a family picnic.

911
00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,531
Uh, no, we're not.

912
00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:20,575
Actually, we-- We are.

913
00:39:20,575 --> 00:39:21,968
I decided to do something

914
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:24,840
special for your mother's
half-birthday.

915
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,928
You must have forgotten.

916
00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:28,888
I am far too busy to keep track

917
00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:31,281
of fractions of people's
birthdays.

918
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:32,544
And anyway, I'm sure Nora

919
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,502
doesn't have the time nor the
desire

920
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:37,897
to subject herself to that kind
of horror.

921
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:42,510
Well, a-actually, I'd really
like to go.

922
00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:44,773
See?

923
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,387
All right.

924
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,780
What are you guys gonna do now?

925
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:52,825
Um...

926
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,393
...I don't know.

927
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:04,010
You must be Nora. I'm Jan.

928
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,141
Hi. Hi.

929
00:40:05,141 --> 00:40:06,708
It's nice to meet you.

930
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:09,537
Oh, God, you have no idea how
happy I am to meet you.

931
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,452
Oh, ho, ho! Words cannot express
it.

932
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:12,584
Ooh.

933
00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:13,759
Heh.

934
00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:14,890
Welcome.

935
00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:16,022
Thank you.

936
00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,110
Oh, my goodness, look at you.

937
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:18,198
All right, now, listen,

938
00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:20,026
Mert is out back on grill duty.

939
00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:23,421
Jeffrey's getting dressed.
Jeffrey! Jeffrey!

940
00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:34,606
♪ Ready, steady, go!

941
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:38,087
♪ I'm not in love With
television ♪

942
00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:41,047
That's Jeffrey. Look at
him. Little fat butterball.

943
00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:43,963
You could just eat that little
face right up, couldn't you?

944
00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,530
Ha, ha.

945
00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:46,269
He was really big.

946
00:40:46,269 --> 00:40:49,011
Oh, he was huge!

947
00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,057
Yeah, I mean, he was a month
late,

948
00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,928
so eventually they had to induce
labor,

949
00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,843
and it was kind of a battle.

950
00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:57,019
The doctor had to use forceps,

951
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,413
and it was kind of like a
tug-of-war, you know,

952
00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:01,589
because every time they'd get
Jeffrey's head out

953
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:03,243
he'd pop right back inside of
me.

954
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:05,245
This went on for just hours and
hours,

955
00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:06,899
and finally they had to inject

956
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:09,118
a mild tranquilizer into his
skull,

957
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:13,209
and then he kind of slid right
out after that, and...

958
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,474
♪ Ready, steady, go

959
00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:22,610
Jeffrey, honey, Nora's here!

960
00:41:24,307 --> 00:41:28,007
♪ Go, go, go, go

961
00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:31,053
Oh, that's John. That's
Jeffrey's dad.

962
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:33,012
He was in the Rotary club.

963
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:34,100
Anyway...

964
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,843
Oh! See this?

965
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:39,409
Jeffrey is 12 years old,

966
00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:41,847
and that's right after he got
back from Austin.

967
00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:45,111
He went to an astronomy
convention when he was 12?

968
00:41:45,111 --> 00:41:46,765
No.

969
00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:48,114
He went to a fat farm.

970
00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:51,247
Who's ready for a picnic?

971
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:55,513
These ribs are delicious.

972
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:56,644
Mmm.

973
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:57,863
Thank you, Nora.

974
00:41:57,863 --> 00:41:59,734
Mert is a magician
with meat.

975
00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:00,692
Aw.

976
00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:05,218
Do you have any more
barbecue sauce?

977
00:42:05,218 --> 00:42:06,436
Oh, yes, of course we do.

978
00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:07,437
In the, uh...

979
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,658
Here.

980
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:12,051
Did you bring this, Mert?

981
00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:13,095
No.

982
00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:14,923
It's addressed to you.

983
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:17,491
Why don't you open it, Mert?

984
00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:19,537
I always enjoy a good read after
lunch.

985
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,712
Sure, open it.

986
00:42:23,671 --> 00:42:24,585
All right.

987
00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:29,721
Ah-ha.

988
00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:31,461
Oh.

989
00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:34,334
What is frontierism?

990
00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:37,119
Um, actually, I think it's
pronounced "frotteurism."

991
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:38,773
It's a deviant sexual behavior

992
00:42:38,773 --> 00:42:41,341
in which the frotteur becomes
sexually aroused

993
00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:45,084
by rubbing his genitals against
others in public places.

994
00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:46,520
Oh.

995
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,174
I read about it on the Internet.

996
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:50,568
Do you subscribe
to that magazine, Mert?

997
00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:57,575
Actually, I do.

998
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,926
I have a client who is a, uh,
frotteur.

999
00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:03,102
He's having a difficult time
overcoming his problem,

1000
00:43:03,102 --> 00:43:04,625
and I thought if I could
understand

1001
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:07,846
what it was like to be a
frotteur

1002
00:43:07,846 --> 00:43:09,630
I'd be better prepared to help
him.

1003
00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:10,979
Oh.

1004
00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,067
I mean, he is...

1005
00:43:15,244 --> 00:43:16,855
He is such a good kid, darn it.

1006
00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:20,032
I just wanna-- I wanna help him
get past this, you know?

1007
00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:21,381
Live up to his full potential.

1008
00:43:21,381 --> 00:43:22,512
That's really cool.

1009
00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:23,775
Thrilling is what it is.

1010
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:24,819
Well...

1011
00:43:24,819 --> 00:43:26,168
Moving.

1012
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,390
So, Nora.

1013
00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:33,001
Did you study music in college?

1014
00:43:33,001 --> 00:43:34,960
I took a couple of guitar
lessons.

1015
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,309
Mm.

1016
00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:37,527
Jeffrey was accepted

1017
00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:41,009
to the Lunar Space
Institute in Austin.

1018
00:43:42,141 --> 00:43:44,317
Really?

1019
00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:46,406
How was that?

1020
00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:48,321
Jeffrey didn't exactly finish.

1021
00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:50,018
I cut my college experience
short

1022
00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:52,542
to save my mother the trauma of
empty-nest syndrome, Mert.

1023
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:53,761
Cut it short, Jeffrey?

1024
00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:54,893
No, no, no. Remember?

1025
00:43:54,893 --> 00:43:56,590
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

1026
00:43:56,590 --> 00:43:59,462
You showed me your dorm room,
and you made me take you home.

1027
00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:00,942
It was like a prison cell.

1028
00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:02,988
And did you see who would have
been my roommate?

1029
00:44:02,988 --> 00:44:05,294
All covered in tattoos and
piercings?

1030
00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:06,948
I'm sure he and his friends

1031
00:44:06,948 --> 00:44:09,211
would have gotten intoxicated
one night and sodomized me.

1032
00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:11,300
Jeffrey.

1033
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:13,955
Sometimes we confuse our fears
with our fantasies, Jeffrey.

1034
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,829
I myself loved college.

1035
00:44:17,829 --> 00:44:21,920
Getting away from my parents,
being on my own in Berkeley.

1036
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,225
I mean, it was a very exciting
time.

1037
00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:25,358
Hm.

1038
00:44:25,358 --> 00:44:26,402
Berkeley in the '60s?

1039
00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:27,403
Mm-hm.

1040
00:44:27,403 --> 00:44:29,014
Must have been very exciting.

1041
00:44:29,014 --> 00:44:32,234
All you hippies shooting up acid
and snorting LSD.

1042
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:34,628
Oh, I-I mean, I might have
smoked a little pot,

1043
00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:37,370
but who hasn't, you know?

1044
00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:39,938
I haven't.

1045
00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:41,200
Neither have I.

1046
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,290
Because drugs are wrong.

1047
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:46,509
I tend to agree.

1048
00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:49,077
Well, that was
a long time ago.

1049
00:44:50,992 --> 00:44:54,648
Nora? Do you make a living as a
singer?

1050
00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:55,736
Well, that's the dream.

1051
00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:56,737
Yeah?

1052
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:58,173
What's holding you back?

1053
00:44:58,173 --> 00:45:00,306
I'm just trying to save up
enough money

1054
00:45:00,306 --> 00:45:02,003
so I can record a demo,

1055
00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:04,223
but I can't afford it right now.

1056
00:45:04,223 --> 00:45:07,356
I'm-- I'm sorry, what did--?
What did you say?

1057
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,837
I said, I can't afford it.

1058
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:12,231
Ah, no, see, I-- I still don't
understand you,

1059
00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:15,190
because the word "can't" isn't
in my vocabulary.

1060
00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:18,454
You see, Nora, I believe that if
you really

1061
00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:20,718
want something in life, you
gotta go after it.

1062
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,545
I mean, you can't let anything
hold you back.

1063
00:45:22,545 --> 00:45:24,330
You just said can't.

1064
00:45:24,330 --> 00:45:26,375
Uh-- Uh--

1065
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,637
Jeffrey, please, just be quiet.

1066
00:45:27,637 --> 00:45:28,769
I don't get it.

1067
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,553
I mean, how am I supposed

1068
00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:33,600
to record a demo if I don't have
the money to pay for it?

1069
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,993
The future belongs to those

1070
00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:36,777
who believe in the beauty
of their dreams.

1071
00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:45,133
Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt.
Lightning bolt.

1072
00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:47,614
Have pity, Gallantar, I'm but a
simple Mage.

1073
00:45:47,614 --> 00:45:49,572
Silver. Silver. Silver.

1074
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,661
Stop, I'm dead, Gallantar!

1075
00:45:51,661 --> 00:45:53,620
Enchanted. Enchanted.

1076
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:54,708
Stop, Gallantar! Time freeze!

1077
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,231
Get off me. Get off.

1078
00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:58,930
He called time freeze,
Gallantar. That means stop!

1079
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:00,366
I'm the game master, Rathkon.

1080
00:46:00,366 --> 00:46:02,760
I get to call the shots
around here.

1081
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:05,763
You hit me in the forehead.

1082
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:09,375
I have a deposition tomorrow
and I'm gonna look ridiculous.

1083
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:13,292
What's wrong with you,
Gallantar?

1084
00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:15,076
Sorry, Alhorn, my old friend.
I'm--

1085
00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:19,167
I've brought my troubles from
home to the battlefield.

1086
00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:20,690
The boyfriend?

1087
00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:27,567
You must confront this enemy
head on, Gallantar.

1088
00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:29,221
For your own sake,

1089
00:46:29,221 --> 00:46:32,398
and for the sake of the Land of

1090
00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:36,489
Erdreja!

1091
00:46:37,707 --> 00:46:39,622
Ugh.

1092
00:46:39,622 --> 00:46:41,624
How do you like thine grog?

1093
00:46:41,624 --> 00:46:44,323
It's not grog. This is apple
juice.

1094
00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:47,979
Well, yeah, I mean, my parents
locked the liquor cabinet,

1095
00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:49,502
so I...

1096
00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:51,417
It's got a lot of sugar in it,
though, so...

1097
00:46:57,423 --> 00:46:59,294
How may I help you,
elves?

1098
00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:01,427
I'm looking for Mert Rosenbloom.

1099
00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:03,429
Why, are you trying to steal the
magic orbs?

1100
00:47:10,915 --> 00:47:12,046
I'll call you back.

1101
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,006
Wrong cord.

1102
00:47:16,007 --> 00:47:17,138
What's up, Lancelot?

1103
00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:18,618
Your time in my life is up.

1104
00:47:18,618 --> 00:47:21,229
M-my mother's not big enough for
the two of us.

1105
00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:24,189
Hey, I'm sorry, Ace. I love her
and I'm not leaving.

1106
00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:26,408
Well, I'm not leaving either.

1107
00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:30,064
You know, Jeffrey, it doesn't
have to be this way.

1108
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:31,892
I hereby throw down this
gauntlet.

1109
00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:36,114
Um, sounds
like glass.

1110
00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:38,246
You're gonna pay for that.

1111
00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:41,554
War is hell, old man.

1112
00:47:41,554 --> 00:47:43,338
Yes, it is.

1113
00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:46,602
And you're going down.

1114
00:47:46,602 --> 00:47:48,213
That's a promise, son.

1115
00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:52,826
See you on the battlefield.

1116
00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:05,404
Don't call me son.

1117
00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:07,885
So then I just went out and got
my tubes tied.

1118
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,800
Oh. Well, you wanna go to
Comic-Con?

1119
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,934
It's important to always create
a kind of positive atmosphere

1120
00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:15,283
in the work home.

1121
00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:17,416
And when I say "work home," I
mean

1122
00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:20,506
a place where you can have a
warm, kind of comfortable

1123
00:48:20,506 --> 00:48:22,464
relaxing, kind of, uh--

1124
00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,249
You know, an environment where
people

1125
00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:25,946
really enjoy what they're doing,
and--

1126
00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:30,124
It's the-- It's the kind of--

1127
00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:35,521
It's the kind of thing that
doesn't have--

1128
00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:37,479
Goddamn it!

1129
00:48:37,479 --> 00:48:39,003
♪ I told my friend
I'd check for you ♪

1130
00:48:40,439 --> 00:48:41,831
♪ He told me that
He liked you too ♪

1131
00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,096
♪ But then I saw him Kissing you

1132
00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:47,750
♪ I could've died when he said
"Hands off, she's mine" ♪

1133
00:48:49,143 --> 00:48:50,449
♪ "Hands off, she's mine"

1134
00:48:52,059 --> 00:48:53,408
♪ "Hands off, she's mine"

1135
00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:54,627
Oh!

1136
00:48:54,627 --> 00:48:55,758
♪ "Hands off, she's mine"

1137
00:48:55,758 --> 00:48:57,630
♪ I want her all the time

1138
00:48:57,630 --> 00:49:00,459
♪ "Hands off, she's mine"
"Hands off, she's mine" ♪

1139
00:49:11,818 --> 00:49:13,602
♪ I knew that this Was real
although... ♪

1140
00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:18,477
♪ I knew that I could wait

1141
00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:20,392
♪ Although it just might
Take a thousand years ♪

1142
00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:24,352
♪ Said
"Hands off, she's mine" ♪

1143
00:49:25,614 --> 00:49:27,355
♪ "Hands off, she's mine"

1144
00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:30,010
♪ "Hands off, she's mine"

1145
00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:31,838
♪ Until the end of time

1146
00:49:31,838 --> 00:49:34,406
♪ "Hands off, she's mine"
"Hands off, she's mine" ♪

1147
00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:47,027
♪ La-la-la-la

1148
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:49,943
♪ La-la-la-la

1149
00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:52,685
♪ La-la-la-la

1150
00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:55,122
♪ La-la-la-la

1151
00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:59,605
♪ Now we're going steady Been
together several weeks ♪

1152
00:49:59,605 --> 00:50:02,129
♪ I check out all the other Guys
who we see on the street ♪

1153
00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:04,218
♪ When I say, "Hands off, she's
mine..." ♪

1154
00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:06,742
Oh.

1155
00:50:16,361 --> 00:50:18,145
Mert?

1156
00:50:18,145 --> 00:50:19,581
Uh-huh?

1157
00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:21,409
What is this?

1158
00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:24,586
It looks like a bong.

1159
00:50:26,632 --> 00:50:28,547
Hm. With some pot.

1160
00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:29,896
That's what I thought,

1161
00:50:29,896 --> 00:50:32,681
but you said you don't do drugs
anymore.

1162
00:50:32,681 --> 00:50:34,161
I don't.

1163
00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:36,076
Well, then where'd
this come from?

1164
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:47,609
Actually, the, um, truth is...

1165
00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:53,093
I do smoke a little pot, once in
a while.

1166
00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:55,182
Jan,

1167
00:50:55,182 --> 00:50:57,054
it's not that, you know...

1168
00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:01,058
Honesty is very important to me,
Mert.

1169
00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:16,595
Hello? Anyone home?

1170
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:25,865
Hey, hey.

1171
00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:27,606
Are you okay?

1172
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:28,650
Oh...

1173
00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,522
What's the matter?

1174
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,613
Is it about Mert?

1175
00:51:36,789 --> 00:51:40,053
Did you discover something about
him

1176
00:51:40,053 --> 00:51:42,186
that you didn't know before?

1177
00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:46,103
Well, I discovered that Mert
smokes pot

1178
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,713
because he has glaucoma,

1179
00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:49,323
but that's not actually it.

1180
00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:54,372
Wait, then why are you crying?

1181
00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:59,986
I'm crying because Mert and I
are gonna get married. Look.

1182
00:52:03,294 --> 00:52:04,338
Grab a glass.

1183
00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:06,210
Let's celebrate, huh?

1184
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:08,560
You're gonna be a Rosenbloom.

1185
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,648
Oh!

1186
00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:10,866
Come on, baby, let's dance.

1187
00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:12,085
Oh, Mert, no, I'm too
embarrassed.

1188
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,174
Oh, no.

1189
00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:15,915
Come on. Oh.

1190
00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:19,092
Ah, sweetie, oh, please.

1191
00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:21,529
Oh, you're so snappy, pappy.

1192
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:23,575
Ooh.

1193
00:52:23,575 --> 00:52:24,663
How's that?

1194
00:52:24,663 --> 00:52:26,360
I feel like I'm on a subway.

1195
00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:29,755
Mert, what did you say?

1196
00:52:30,756 --> 00:52:32,845
Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh.

1197
00:52:32,845 --> 00:52:35,717
We got one other piece of good
news.

1198
00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,458
Jeffrey, dear?

1199
00:52:37,458 --> 00:52:39,765
I can't believe you're
selling the house.

1200
00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:42,333
Look, we feel it's in everyone's
best interest.

1201
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:45,988
This is our home. I spent my
formative years here.

1202
00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:48,165
No, of course it's your home,
naturally,

1203
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,644
but Mert and I are starting a
new life--

1204
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:50,776
Yeah.

1205
00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:51,907
--and we want our own home

1206
00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,431
so that we can make new
memories.

1207
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:55,346
New memories. Brand-new
memories, Jeffrey.

1208
00:52:55,346 --> 00:52:58,566
Well, I hate to rain on your
parade,

1209
00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:02,004
but I refuse to give my consent
on the sale of this house.

1210
00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:05,878
Well, I don't need your consent,
because the house is in my name.

1211
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,360
Okay. Fine.

1212
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,753
Let's assume for a moment that's
true.

1213
00:53:11,753 --> 00:53:13,146
What about me?

1214
00:53:13,146 --> 00:53:15,366
Where do I fit into this
new-house equation?

1215
00:53:15,366 --> 00:53:19,196
Well, we're looking at smaller
places.

1216
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,807
Yeah, condos and whatnot. So...

1217
00:53:21,807 --> 00:53:23,852
Yeah. No, but you can come
and--

1218
00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:25,506
And sleep in the hideaway bed

1219
00:53:25,506 --> 00:53:27,726
whenever you come for, like, a
little visit.

1220
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:28,683
Yeah, but, little.

1221
00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,598
Visit?

1222
00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:31,860
Don't worry, sweetie.

1223
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:33,819
I would be so happy to subsidize
you

1224
00:53:33,819 --> 00:53:36,038
for a year, two years, or three
years, or something like four--

1225
00:53:36,038 --> 00:53:37,083
Or six months.

1226
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:38,911
Six months.

1227
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,000
As long as it takes for you
to learn how to pay for things.

1228
00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:46,223
Fine. You two obviously don't
want me here anymore,

1229
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:49,138
so maybe I'll just get out of
your hair tonight.

1230
00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:50,836
Jeffrey, no.

1231
00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:52,098
Yeah.

1232
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:54,492
Mert.

1233
00:53:55,971 --> 00:53:58,017
♪ Under your skin Under your
skin ♪

1234
00:53:58,017 --> 00:53:59,540
♪ Under your skin

1235
00:54:00,585 --> 00:54:02,282
♪ Is a regular guy

1236
00:54:05,372 --> 00:54:06,808
Hey.

1237
00:54:06,808 --> 00:54:08,375
Oh, thank goodness you're home.

1238
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,116
I'm in desperate need of a
Yoo-hoo.

1239
00:54:10,116 --> 00:54:12,510
I have this nasty infestation of
vermin at my house

1240
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:14,338
which I can't seem to
exterminate

1241
00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:16,862
and it's causing my gastritis to
flare up.

1242
00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:19,517
Yoo-hoo's the only beverage that
seems to soothe it.

1243
00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:21,258
How do you know where I live?

1244
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,782
I bribed one of your associates
with a discount card.

1245
00:54:25,784 --> 00:54:28,874
Well, unfortunately, I'm fresh
out of Yoo-hoo.

1246
00:54:28,874 --> 00:54:30,702
Oh.

1247
00:54:38,187 --> 00:54:40,799
I see you still listen to
Morrissey.

1248
00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:43,802
Yeah, well, a lot of his new
stuff's really good.

1249
00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:46,195
Really? I wouldn't know.

1250
00:54:46,195 --> 00:54:49,851
He's been dead to me since 1987,
when The Smiths broke up.

1251
00:54:49,851 --> 00:54:52,506
How old were you? Like,
10?

1252
00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:54,421
You should really
give him another shot.

1253
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,869
♪ America

1254
00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,698
♪ Your head's too big

1255
00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:16,487
♪ Because, America

1256
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:22,493
♪ Your belly's too big

1257
00:55:22,493 --> 00:55:25,452
So, what do you think?

1258
00:55:25,452 --> 00:55:26,975
It's not atrocious.

1259
00:55:26,975 --> 00:55:28,150
♪ And I love you

1260
00:55:28,150 --> 00:55:29,848
♪ I just wish you'd stay...

1261
00:55:29,848 --> 00:55:31,719
I think you're better.

1262
00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:35,854
Thanks.

1263
00:55:35,854 --> 00:55:37,899
♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh

1264
00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,858
♪ America

1265
00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:46,255
♪ The land of the free
They say ♪

1266
00:55:48,127 --> 00:55:49,302
Do you want some?

1267
00:55:49,302 --> 00:55:50,869
♪ Land of opportunity

1268
00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:53,045
Marijuana?!

1269
00:55:53,045 --> 00:55:56,483
I'm sorry, I say no to drugs,
and so should you.

1270
00:55:58,093 --> 00:55:59,051
Are you joking?

1271
00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:00,052
No.

1272
00:56:00,052 --> 00:56:01,619
Not only is it illegal,

1273
00:56:01,619 --> 00:56:02,968
I-I'm sure it contains any
number

1274
00:56:02,968 --> 00:56:04,448
of unknown toxic substances.

1275
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:09,017
But go ahead and "trip out,"

1276
00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:11,672
or whatever it is you hippies
do.

1277
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:16,895
I'll just sit here and monitor
you for safety purposes.

1278
00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:19,767
Well, it's a good thing
you're here.

1279
00:56:21,552 --> 00:56:23,597
♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh

1280
00:56:23,597 --> 00:56:27,253
♪ In America

1281
00:56:27,253 --> 00:56:30,735
You're kind of a freak.

1282
00:56:30,735 --> 00:56:32,650
Thank you.

1283
00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:36,567
♪ Oh, well, America

1284
00:56:39,831 --> 00:56:41,789
♪ You can shove your hamb--

1285
00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:49,057
Maya, it's, uh, Mert again.

1286
00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:52,104
I was really hoping that, uh, we
could talk.

1287
00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:56,369
Listen, I'm not, uh, sure why
you sent my letter back, but...

1288
00:56:56,369 --> 00:57:00,199
It's-- I just-- I wanna see you,
that's all.

1289
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:02,462
All right, I just-- I wanna see
you.

1290
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:05,509
So call me, please. I love you.

1291
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,942
Seymour, I need a six-week
advance on my salary

1292
00:57:47,942 --> 00:57:49,204
so I can purchase a plane
ticket.

1293
00:57:49,204 --> 00:57:51,859
I'm letting you go, Jeffrey.

1294
00:57:51,859 --> 00:57:52,947
What?!

1295
00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:54,471
I'm sorry.

1296
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:57,212
You-- You can't fire me. I'm
irreplaceable.

1297
00:57:57,212 --> 00:57:59,476
I'm replacing you with Keith.

1298
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,522
Don't do this to me, all right?
I love this old bookstore.

1299
00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,568
Here's your severance check.

1300
00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:07,658
I gave you my youth, Seymour.

1301
00:58:07,658 --> 00:58:09,616
If you need a reference, I'd be
happy to--

1302
00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,009
Burn in hell, old man!

1303
00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:20,192
♪ 'Cause I believe That
freedom's ♪

1304
00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:23,630
♪ A right that we all share

1305
00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:27,112
♪ But I believe That
advertising's ♪

1306
00:58:27,112 --> 00:58:30,507
♪ Messing up our air

1307
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:34,511
♪ And when I see A Nike swoosh

1308
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:38,689
♪ On a baseball player's mitt

1309
00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:42,954
♪ It makes me bawl 'Cause the
world is all ♪

1310
00:58:42,954 --> 00:58:45,043
♪ Bed, Bath and Bullshit

1311
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,741
Nora. Nora.

1312
00:58:47,741 --> 00:58:49,830
I need you to drive me to
Arizona.

1313
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:51,049
What are you doing here?

1314
00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:53,138
You just ruined a great take.

1315
00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:55,880
Do you have any idea how hard
it is to record a good demo?

1316
00:58:58,099 --> 00:58:59,536
What is this?

1317
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,929
Proof that Mert
is cheating on my mother.

1318
00:59:03,104 --> 00:59:05,324
Go ahead, take a gander.

1319
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,633
I don't know. I just...

1320
00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:11,983
Mert doesn't really seem like
the cheating type.

1321
00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:14,028
Heh, heh. They never do.

1322
00:59:14,028 --> 00:59:15,595
So, what do you need me for,
anyway?

1323
00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:17,684
Why don't you just show those
e-mails to your mom?

1324
00:59:17,684 --> 00:59:19,120
Uh-uh. Too circumstantial.

1325
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,079
We need definitive evidence.

1326
00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:23,037
Nothing must be left to chance.
Now, come on, let's go.

1327
00:59:23,037 --> 00:59:24,430
Jeffrey!

1328
00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:26,475
I'm in the middle of recording
my demo.

1329
00:59:26,475 --> 00:59:29,261
Nora, time is not our friend at
the moment.

1330
00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:31,002
My mother's gonna marry that
philanderer

1331
00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:33,178
if we don't do
something right now.

1332
00:59:36,442 --> 00:59:38,096
Please.

1333
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:40,359
I'm just trying to do
what's best for my mother.

1334
00:59:41,490 --> 00:59:42,796
I could really use your help.

1335
00:59:44,711 --> 00:59:45,625
Arizona?

1336
00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:02,424
♪ What is that sound?

1337
01:00:02,424 --> 01:00:05,776
♪ Where is
it coming from? ♪

1338
01:00:05,776 --> 01:00:07,299
♪ All around...

1339
01:00:07,299 --> 01:00:10,345
Hey. Hey.

1340
01:00:12,347 --> 01:00:13,871
I'm gonna stop, okay?

1341
01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:16,308
Stop where?

1342
01:00:16,308 --> 01:00:19,224
I don't know. I was thinking we
could camp out tonight.

1343
01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:20,921
You know, under the stars.

1344
01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,706
I've got a couple sleeping bags
in the back.

1345
01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,272
Camp out?

1346
01:00:24,272 --> 01:00:27,580
I don't wanna be raped by some
sex-crazed trucker.

1347
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:31,149
♪ That she's got A new spell

1348
01:00:31,149 --> 01:00:32,672
Come on.

1349
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:36,110
Why don't you drive?
For real.

1350
01:00:37,982 --> 01:00:39,810
♪ Where has it gone?

1351
01:00:41,246 --> 01:00:44,292
♪ I fear this night Will drown
me ♪

1352
01:00:44,292 --> 01:00:47,382
♪ So I lie awake All night...

1353
01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:48,601
I know about fat camp.

1354
01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:51,822
It's okay.

1355
01:00:51,822 --> 01:00:53,345
I was a chunky kid too.

1356
01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:56,174
Believe me, I know exactly what
you went through.

1357
01:00:56,174 --> 01:00:58,263
It's awful.

1358
01:01:01,266 --> 01:01:02,833
Just be honest with me.

1359
01:01:06,010 --> 01:01:10,623
♪ The laws of gravity Are very,
very strict... ♪

1360
01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:12,277
I'm afraid to drive

1361
01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:15,672
because my father
was killed in a car accident.

1362
01:01:16,934 --> 01:01:18,587
Okay?

1363
01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:23,549
I'm sorry.

1364
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:41,959
This is pretty great, huh?

1365
01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:43,438
Oh, yeah.

1366
01:01:43,438 --> 01:01:45,310
If you consider great having a
sciatica flare-up

1367
01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:48,226
while being eaten alive by
mosquitoes.

1368
01:01:48,226 --> 01:01:50,141
Don't be such a baby.

1369
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,276
I can't believe you've never
been camping before.

1370
01:01:55,276 --> 01:01:57,278
I've been camping.

1371
01:01:57,278 --> 01:01:59,367
Just never without adult
supervision.

1372
01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:00,368
Hm.

1373
01:02:02,327 --> 01:02:04,982
My father took me once when I
was 10.

1374
01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:08,376
Actually, that's the first time

1375
01:02:08,376 --> 01:02:12,250
I heard the seductive song
of the astronomy siren.

1376
01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:15,514
That's cool.

1377
01:02:15,514 --> 01:02:17,603
My dad was too busy getting
hammered

1378
01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:20,911
and puking on his shoes
to take me anywhere.

1379
01:02:22,564 --> 01:02:24,044
His loss.

1380
01:02:39,233 --> 01:02:42,106
I just feel
so insignificant out here.

1381
01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:46,675
Don't you?

1382
01:02:46,675 --> 01:02:49,678
Sometimes...

1383
01:02:49,678 --> 01:02:52,072
but then other times,

1384
01:02:52,072 --> 01:02:55,075
I feel totally connected to the
universe,

1385
01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:58,165
like a part of something greater
than myself,

1386
01:02:58,165 --> 01:03:00,254
or even this planet.

1387
01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:02,517
That despite what happens to all
of us

1388
01:03:02,517 --> 01:03:05,172
when we shuffle off this mortal
coil,

1389
01:03:05,172 --> 01:03:07,174
the universe
will still be here.

1390
01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:14,355
That was beautiful.

1391
01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:17,794
Yes, well, I'm paraphrasing
Leonard Nimoy, of course.

1392
01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:29,849
Are you okay?

1393
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:31,372
What do you mean?

1394
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:35,289
Your teeth are chattering.

1395
01:03:35,289 --> 01:03:36,769
They are?

1396
01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:39,206
Are you cold?

1397
01:03:39,206 --> 01:03:41,078
Not particularly.

1398
01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,171
Is that a permanent retainer?

1399
01:03:48,476 --> 01:03:49,913
Yeah.

1400
01:03:49,913 --> 01:03:51,262
I have one too.

1401
01:03:51,262 --> 01:03:52,393
See?

1402
01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:58,399
They say you're supposed to keep
it in for life, you know?

1403
01:03:58,399 --> 01:04:01,098
Well, that's what my
orthodontist said.

1404
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:31,041
Hey.

1405
01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:35,175
So, um,

1406
01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:37,395
ready to go?

1407
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,668
Hold on.
Come on.

1408
01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:52,976
Jeffrey?

1409
01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:55,892
Jeffrey, what are we doing?
She's in a meeting.

1410
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,415
Not for long.

1411
01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:01,985
Sorry to interrupt.

1412
01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:04,726
I have an urgent message for
Maya Sinclair.

1413
01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:07,120
I'm Maya Sinclair. What is it?

1414
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:10,123
Does the name Mert Rosenbloom
mean anything to you?

1415
01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:12,604
What happened? Is he all right?

1416
01:05:12,604 --> 01:05:15,085
I don't know, you tell me.

1417
01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:17,348
You're the one who's been
sleeping with him.

1418
01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:19,611
You sick bastard.

1419
01:05:19,611 --> 01:05:20,699
Bob, call Security.

1420
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,921
Me, sick? You're the one who's
having an affair

1421
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,966
with a man who's engaged to
another woman.

1422
01:05:26,966 --> 01:05:30,230
Mert Rosenbloom is not my lover,
you psycho. He's my father.

1423
01:05:31,579 --> 01:05:33,625
Yeah, thanks.

1424
01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:34,234
This guy's crazy.

1425
01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:36,106
Oh.

1426
01:05:36,106 --> 01:05:38,412
The last time I saw Mert, I was
12 years old.

1427
01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:40,284
He dropped me off for soccer
practice one day

1428
01:05:40,284 --> 01:05:42,939
and never came back.

1429
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,766
At the time, my mom told me that

1430
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,681
he just wasn't ready to be a
father.

1431
01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:48,074
And when I was older,

1432
01:05:48,074 --> 01:05:51,512
she told me that he suffered
from depression.

1433
01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:53,427
He started e-mailing me a couple
years ago

1434
01:05:53,427 --> 01:05:55,299
telling me that he'd turned his
life around

1435
01:05:55,299 --> 01:05:59,303
and that he'd become some sort
of motivational speaker.

1436
01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:02,915
Actually, I think he prefers
the term "success coach."

1437
01:06:04,482 --> 01:06:06,658
He said that he met this really
great woman

1438
01:06:06,658 --> 01:06:08,529
and he wanted me to meet her.

1439
01:06:08,529 --> 01:06:10,705
So when I didn't respond,

1440
01:06:10,705 --> 01:06:13,839
I guess he just figured he'd
rather say he didn't

1441
01:06:13,839 --> 01:06:17,364
have any kids than admit that
he'd messed up so bad.

1442
01:06:17,364 --> 01:06:19,279
Maybe I should have responded.

1443
01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:20,889
I don't know.

1444
01:06:20,889 --> 01:06:24,719
I guess I just never figured out
a way to forgive him.

1445
01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:37,776
We're here.

1446
01:06:40,909 --> 01:06:46,089
Well, I feel sorry for the poor
guy.

1447
01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:49,005
But the truth must be revealed.

1448
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,354
Wait a minute.

1449
01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:53,139
You still want your mom to break
up with him?

1450
01:06:53,139 --> 01:06:54,836
The man lied to her, Nora.

1451
01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,273
He was ashamed.

1452
01:06:56,273 --> 01:06:57,491
A lie is a lie.

1453
01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:01,278
Wait a minute. So you've never
told a lie before?

1454
01:07:01,278 --> 01:07:02,714
Absolutely not.

1455
01:07:02,714 --> 01:07:04,672
That's a lie right there.

1456
01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:05,543
Remember fat camp?

1457
01:07:06,674 --> 01:07:08,372
That's different.

1458
01:07:12,376 --> 01:07:14,900
What about Allison?

1459
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,380
What about her?

1460
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:18,860
I know there is no Allison.

1461
01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:21,037
Mert told me all about it.

1462
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,300
And you believed him?

1463
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:26,216
The man will stop at nothing to
bring me down. Don't you see?

1464
01:07:26,216 --> 01:07:28,044
That's what this whole crusade

1465
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,263
saving my mother from that
monster.

1466
01:07:30,263 --> 01:07:31,917
You're not trying to save your
mom.

1467
01:07:31,917 --> 01:07:33,658
You're trying to sabotage her,

1468
01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:35,747
because you're too afraid to
grow up.

1469
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:38,184
And I was just a pawn in your
sick little plan.

1470
01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:40,752
You were not a pawn.
You were an essential component.

1471
01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:43,929
An essential component?

1472
01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,976
Is that what you think of me?

1473
01:07:47,976 --> 01:07:49,804
Yeah.
What's wrong with that?

1474
01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:53,591
You're such an asshole.

1475
01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:54,809
Get out.

1476
01:07:56,507 --> 01:07:58,726
Okay, Nora, I'm sorry. I didn't
mean that.

1477
01:07:58,726 --> 01:07:59,597
Get out!

1478
01:08:33,718 --> 01:08:35,589
Morning, Jeffrey.

1479
01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:37,548
Oh, Mert.

1480
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:40,203
That's my name. Don't wear it
out.

1481
01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:41,726
What are you doing up?

1482
01:08:43,162 --> 01:08:44,555
Cut the bullshit.

1483
01:08:46,339 --> 01:08:47,862
I know where you've been,

1484
01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:49,821
and you shouldn't have gone
there.

1485
01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:52,563
Well, you shouldn't have told
Nora about Allison.

1486
01:08:53,651 --> 01:08:55,392
Stay away from me, you maniac.

1487
01:08:55,392 --> 01:08:56,436
I'll call the police.

1488
01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:57,872
Go ahead.

1489
01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,787
It'll all be over by the time
they get here.

1490
01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:02,312
I'll scream. My mother's not
gonna stand idly by

1491
01:09:02,312 --> 01:09:03,400
while you murder me.

1492
01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:06,751
Scared ya.

1493
01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:17,979
Come on. Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha.

1494
01:09:17,979 --> 01:09:19,459
Don't make me hurt you, mama's
boy.

1495
01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:20,765
Bring it on, old man,

1496
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:23,681
if you can even see me with your
glaucoma.

1497
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,291
Whoa, whoa.

1498
01:09:32,603 --> 01:09:34,779
You ever been in a fight before,
crybaby?

1499
01:09:34,779 --> 01:09:36,781
As a matter of fact, I have.

1500
01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:38,174
Ah!

1501
01:09:40,872 --> 01:09:41,829
Ah!

1502
01:09:47,357 --> 01:09:50,011
What the hell is going on here?
What is going on?

1503
01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,492
He started it. Did too.

1504
01:09:52,492 --> 01:09:54,581
I did not.

1505
01:09:54,581 --> 01:09:55,626
Did too.

1506
01:09:55,626 --> 01:09:56,714
I did not.

1507
01:09:56,714 --> 01:09:57,758
Stop!

1508
01:09:57,758 --> 01:10:01,109
Will somebody, please,

1509
01:10:01,109 --> 01:10:03,677
in God's name, tell me what is
going on here?

1510
01:10:03,677 --> 01:10:04,765
Huh?

1511
01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:05,940
Mert lied to you, Mother.

1512
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:09,030
He has a daughter, and I have
proof.

1513
01:10:10,249 --> 01:10:11,903
Mert, what is he talking about?

1514
01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:13,600
Uh, well, I mean, uh--

1515
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,775
I was-- I was going to--

1516
01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:17,082
I was going to tell you.

1517
01:10:17,082 --> 01:10:18,301
Okay, forget it. Forget it.

1518
01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,345
You can take your ring back,
Mert.

1519
01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:20,477
Yes.

1520
01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:21,913
I'm not gonna take it.

1521
01:10:21,913 --> 01:10:24,437
Jan, I am not-- I am not taking
the ring.

1522
01:10:24,437 --> 01:10:25,699
And good luck. Okay? Good luck.

1523
01:10:25,699 --> 01:10:26,700
Your-- Your--

1524
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,572
Jan, your son-- Your son--

1525
01:10:28,572 --> 01:10:29,877
Don't talk to me like that.

1526
01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:32,140
Don't you dare say that about my
son.

1527
01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,403
Okay, that's it, Mert.

1528
01:10:33,403 --> 01:10:35,579
That's it. I've had it.

1529
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:37,320
Put him on a leash!

1530
01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:49,201
I know it wasn't easy for you to
break it off with him, Mother,

1531
01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:53,249
but take comfort in the fact
that you did the right thing.

1532
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,729
No one should have to
cohabitate with a liar.

1533
01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,821
Oh, and, uh,

1534
01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:02,954
I was thinking that maybe for
dinner tonight

1535
01:11:02,954 --> 01:11:04,477
we could do something special.

1536
01:11:04,477 --> 01:11:05,870
Jeffrey?

1537
01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:12,442
I want you to move out.

1538
01:11:13,399 --> 01:11:15,140
W-what?

1539
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:17,838
You have two weeks, Jeffrey, to
find your own place.

1540
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:19,536
I'm sorry.

1541
01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:20,841
No.

1542
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,756
I'm not leaving. You can't make
me.

1543
01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:24,062
Yes, I can, Jeffrey.

1544
01:11:25,977 --> 01:11:28,153
All right, fine, I'm sorry. I'll
be better. I promise.

1545
01:11:28,153 --> 01:11:29,720
It's too late for that, Jeffrey.

1546
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:32,723
No-- Look, you're in a state of
shock.

1547
01:11:32,723 --> 01:11:34,072
You don't know what you're
saying.

1548
01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:35,726
I know exactly what I'm saying.

1549
01:11:35,726 --> 01:11:37,205
Now, please let go of me.

1550
01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:38,729
Let go of me.

1551
01:11:40,861 --> 01:11:43,560
Fine. You want me to leave?

1552
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,865
I don't need your pity
fortnight.

1553
01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:47,041
I'll leave right now.

1554
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,869
But I want you to know you're
right.

1555
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:51,263
This is all your fault.

1556
01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:53,178
That I turned out this way.

1557
01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:55,093
That you used me
to replace Dad.

1558
01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:01,752
Oh.

1559
01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:06,496
Oh. Oh, dear.

1560
01:12:09,890 --> 01:12:10,804
Here.

1561
01:12:47,841 --> 01:12:49,060
What do you want?

1562
01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:54,892
Actually, I'd like an
application for employment.

1563
01:12:54,892 --> 01:12:57,547
I'm looking for work, and, uh, I
recalled you mentioning

1564
01:12:57,547 --> 01:13:00,941
that the benefits package here
was respectable.

1565
01:13:00,941 --> 01:13:04,423
Hey, Richard, can you bring this
guy out an application?

1566
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:06,164
The manager will
be right with you.

1567
01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,298
Hey, um, if you wanna just
fill this out for me--

1568
01:13:12,736 --> 01:13:15,042
So how are things?

1569
01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:18,481
Can you cover for me? I'm gonna
take off early.

1570
01:13:18,481 --> 01:13:19,960
Nora, look,

1571
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:23,877
at least give me the opportunity
to explain.

1572
01:13:23,877 --> 01:13:26,706
Okay, but what's to explain?

1573
01:13:26,706 --> 01:13:29,013
That you're an immature
man-child

1574
01:13:29,013 --> 01:13:31,276
who used me in your demented
plot

1575
01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:33,931
to help squeeze your mom's
boyfriend out of her life

1576
01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:35,976
so that you could win her back?

1577
01:13:35,976 --> 01:13:38,849
Oh, yeah, and your long-distance
girlfriend

1578
01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:40,198
is imaginary.

1579
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:42,330
Does that about wrap it up
there?

1580
01:13:42,330 --> 01:13:43,854
You are sick, bro.

1581
01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:45,464
Well, it sounds a lot worse when
you string it

1582
01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:46,596
all together like that, Richard.

1583
01:13:46,596 --> 01:13:47,640
You can't go back there.

1584
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:49,163
Nora.

1585
01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:51,427
Don't even bother
filling out that application.

1586
01:13:54,038 --> 01:13:54,952
Where's your car?

1587
01:13:57,041 --> 01:13:58,651
I sold it.

1588
01:13:58,651 --> 01:14:00,523
I'm taking the bus to Austin
next Sunday.

1589
01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:04,918
Nora, please. Give me another
chance.

1590
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,747
Why?

1591
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,140
You don't care about me.

1592
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:10,881
You don't care
about anybody.

1593
01:14:15,929 --> 01:14:17,409
Do you have any idea

1594
01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:18,932
how much pain
you caused your mom?

1595
01:14:19,890 --> 01:14:21,761
Do you?

1596
01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:23,284
I mean, all she wanted was a
life,

1597
01:14:23,284 --> 01:14:24,764
and you went and you messed it
up

1598
01:14:24,764 --> 01:14:26,549
'cause you're too afraid to live
your own.

1599
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:29,290
There's no way I'm letting you
do that to me.

1600
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,162
I'm chasing my dream.

1601
01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:34,992
I'm taking my shot, okay?

1602
01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:37,951
And if your mom knew what was
good for her, she would too.

1603
01:14:37,951 --> 01:14:40,824
And she'd kick you out of that
goddamn house.

1604
01:14:40,824 --> 01:14:42,565
She did.

1605
01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:47,570
Oh, so, what?

1606
01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:49,702
I guess you need
a place to crash?

1607
01:14:51,661 --> 01:14:54,620
God, you are so pathetic.

1608
01:15:14,553 --> 01:15:16,512
♪ Take me out

1609
01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:18,383
♪ Tonight

1610
01:15:20,124 --> 01:15:22,126
♪ Where there's music And
there's people ♪

1611
01:15:22,126 --> 01:15:24,998
♪ And they're young
And alive ♪

1612
01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:30,656
♪ Driving in your car

1613
01:15:30,656 --> 01:15:33,746
♪ I never, never Want to go home

1614
01:15:33,746 --> 01:15:37,620
♪ Because I haven't got one

1615
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:39,883
♪ Anymore

1616
01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:48,892
♪ And if a double-decker bus

1617
01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:52,809
♪ Crashes into us

1618
01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:55,289
♪ To die by your side

1619
01:15:55,289 --> 01:15:58,945
♪ Is such a heavenly way To die

1620
01:15:58,945 --> 01:16:02,340
♪ Oh, there is a light And it
never goes out ♪

1621
01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:13,525
♪ There is a light And it never
goes out ♪

1622
01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:17,050
♪ There is a light
And it never goes out ♪

1623
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:40,596
Hm, nummy-num-nums. Ahh!

1624
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,075
Hey, come on.

1625
01:16:42,075 --> 01:16:43,294
Thanks for coming.

1626
01:16:43,294 --> 01:16:45,296
I hope we can let
bygones be bygones.

1627
01:16:47,298 --> 01:16:51,476
I just spent 500 dollars to get
you out of jail.

1628
01:16:51,476 --> 01:16:53,304
Then we're off to a good start.

1629
01:16:57,264 --> 01:17:01,138
Well, now, as you know, there--
There isn't much room.

1630
01:17:01,138 --> 01:17:02,574
And there's only one bed.

1631
01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:04,315
All right.

1632
01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:07,318
Are you sure you're gonna be
okay sleeping on the floor?

1633
01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:13,280
I was thinking you would sleep
on the floor.

1634
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,500
Oh, I've got spina bifida.

1635
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:17,763
I've got osteoporosis.

1636
01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:19,678
Well, I'm allergic to dust.

1637
01:17:19,678 --> 01:17:22,768
I'm 91 fuckin' years old.

1638
01:17:22,768 --> 01:17:23,856
Sheesh.

1639
01:17:27,817 --> 01:17:29,035
Seymour, you awake?

1640
01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:30,123
Wh--?

1641
01:17:30,123 --> 01:17:32,560
I've been such a wiener.

1642
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,388
What are you doing in my bed?

1643
01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:36,564
Do you think there's any way for
me to make redress

1644
01:17:36,564 --> 01:17:38,001
for the things I've done?

1645
01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:41,134
It's 4:00 in the morning.

1646
01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:43,049
I need to know, Seymour.

1647
01:17:43,049 --> 01:17:47,010
Can I be redeemed for all
the suffering I've caused?

1648
01:17:48,446 --> 01:17:50,448
If you're looking for some wise,

1649
01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:54,713
pithy bit of advice that only an
old man

1650
01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:58,325
with a lifetime of experience
can give you,

1651
01:17:58,325 --> 01:18:00,806
you're barking up
the wrong tree.

1652
01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:09,510
What I can tell you

1653
01:18:09,510 --> 01:18:13,253
is the love we give away

1654
01:18:13,253 --> 01:18:15,647
is the only love we keep.

1655
01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:21,566
That's actually wise and pithy,
Seymour.

1656
01:18:21,566 --> 01:18:24,700
I got it off an old Deepak
Chopra calendar.

1657
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,224
I think it was September.

1658
01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:42,413
Wake up, old man.

1659
01:18:42,413 --> 01:18:44,589
What in the name of Mike is
going on?

1660
01:18:44,589 --> 01:18:47,244
I have a plan to restore order
to the universe.

1661
01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:49,072
Huh?

1662
01:18:49,072 --> 01:18:51,291
I'm getting my mother
back together with Mert.

1663
01:18:53,206 --> 01:18:55,382
You're wearing my suit.

1664
01:19:00,126 --> 01:19:01,911
Slow down.

1665
01:19:01,911 --> 01:19:03,173
I don't know how!

1666
01:19:03,173 --> 01:19:06,176
Whoo.

1667
01:19:06,176 --> 01:19:08,613
♪ Picked you up And let you down

1668
01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:11,442
♪ And I never said a word

1669
01:19:11,442 --> 01:19:13,270
♪ But I'm different now

1670
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:15,881
♪ And I'm glad
That you're my girl ♪

1671
01:19:18,405 --> 01:19:20,103
"My
dearest Jan,

1672
01:19:20,103 --> 01:19:21,713
"I've taken some time

1673
01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:24,237
"out of my incredibly successful
schedule

1674
01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:27,327
"to think about recent events,

1675
01:19:27,327 --> 01:19:28,938
"I was wrong.

1676
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:32,376
"Yes, I, Mert, the meat
magician, screwed up.

1677
01:19:32,376 --> 01:19:34,421
"I just want you to know that
I'm sorry,

1678
01:19:34,421 --> 01:19:36,859
"and I know that Jeffrey is
sorry.

1679
01:19:36,859 --> 01:19:39,383
"What he did was selfish and
childish.

1680
01:19:39,383 --> 01:19:41,080
"He was afraid to live his own
life,

1681
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,909
"afraid that by sharing you, he
would lose you,

1682
01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:47,260
"but he loves you, and he wants
us to be together.

1683
01:19:47,260 --> 01:19:49,523
"Please, meet me at Brentfield
Park

1684
01:19:49,523 --> 01:19:50,960
"tomorrow at 3.

1685
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,701
All my love, Mert."

1686
01:19:56,400 --> 01:20:00,143
"Dear Mert, you're right.
Jeffrey should be on a leash.

1687
01:20:00,143 --> 01:20:02,928
"Meet me at Brentfield Park
tomorrow at 3.

1688
01:20:02,928 --> 01:20:04,147
Love, Jan."

1689
01:20:04,147 --> 01:20:05,496
Yes.

1690
01:20:05,496 --> 01:20:08,499
♪ You're my girl

1691
01:20:13,634 --> 01:20:16,681
Damn it, where is she?

1692
01:20:16,681 --> 01:20:18,814
Jeffrey, Jeffrey.

1693
01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:23,470
No matter what happens from here
on out,

1694
01:20:23,470 --> 01:20:25,864
I want you to know just one

1695
01:20:25,864 --> 01:20:27,518
I'm proud of you.

1696
01:20:29,650 --> 01:20:32,044
Subject in motion.

1697
01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:35,613
Hi.

1698
01:20:35,613 --> 01:20:36,788
Hi, you wanted to see me?

1699
01:20:36,788 --> 01:20:38,703
Yes, yes, I did.

1700
01:20:38,703 --> 01:20:41,184
I, uh-- I got your note.

1701
01:20:41,184 --> 01:20:42,228
Oh.

1702
01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:43,273
My-- What?

1703
01:20:43,273 --> 01:20:44,274
My note?

1704
01:20:44,274 --> 01:20:45,362
Yeah.

1705
01:20:45,362 --> 01:20:46,711
No, wait a minute.

1706
01:20:46,711 --> 01:20:48,147
I mean, you sent me a note.
It's--

1707
01:20:48,147 --> 01:20:50,454
Uh, no, you wrote me a note.

1708
01:20:50,454 --> 01:20:51,977
But, anyway.

1709
01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:54,458
Yeah, anyway, right. Forget it.

1710
01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:56,416
Jan, no, wait. Wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1711
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,679
Whoa, look,

1712
01:20:58,679 --> 01:21:00,768
I know I should've come clean
about everything,

1713
01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:03,336
but I-- I just-- I was afraid I
was gonna lose you.

1714
01:21:04,381 --> 01:21:05,948
That sounds like an excuse,

1715
01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:08,341
but it's not. It's true.

1716
01:21:08,341 --> 01:21:10,126
Look, I...

1717
01:21:15,218 --> 01:21:17,481
I have been in love with you

1718
01:21:17,481 --> 01:21:20,092
since the first
moment I saw you.

1719
01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:22,094
Bingo.

1720
01:21:24,749 --> 01:21:26,403
What? Damn it!

1721
01:21:26,403 --> 01:21:29,493
Can't they do anything right?

1722
01:21:29,493 --> 01:21:30,494
What's happen--? What?

1723
01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:35,542
Ooh! Oh.

1724
01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,414
Oh, my God.

1725
01:21:37,414 --> 01:21:39,807
Lovely day for a stroll.

1726
01:21:39,807 --> 01:21:41,853
Leave me alone, okay?

1727
01:21:41,853 --> 01:21:43,594
Come on, give Mert another
chance.

1728
01:21:43,594 --> 01:21:44,987
What?

1729
01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:47,119
Look, I know I haven't always
been

1730
01:21:47,119 --> 01:21:49,165
the world's greatest son, but he
loves you.

1731
01:21:49,165 --> 01:21:50,644
And I know you love him too.

1732
01:21:50,644 --> 01:21:53,386
Just give me the opportunity to
make things right.

1733
01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:57,782
Come on, I really am sorry.

1734
01:21:57,782 --> 01:21:58,957
For everything I've done.

1735
01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:00,002
Since when?

1736
01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:01,046
Since you met Mert.

1737
01:22:01,046 --> 01:22:02,830
But what about before that?

1738
01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:04,136
What are you referring to?

1739
01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:06,138
Well, I am referring to the fact

1740
01:22:06,138 --> 01:22:07,748
that you haven't been honest
with me

1741
01:22:07,748 --> 01:22:09,098
a day in your life, Jeffrey.

1742
01:22:09,098 --> 01:22:10,621
And you've been honest with me?

1743
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:11,883
No, I have not,

1744
01:22:11,883 --> 01:22:14,407
and it just makes me absolutely
sick.

1745
01:22:14,407 --> 01:22:16,453
To think that our whole entire
relationship

1746
01:22:16,453 --> 01:22:19,543
has been based on a foundation
of lies and self-deception--

1747
01:22:19,543 --> 01:22:21,806
Look, this is no time for a trip
down memory lane.

1748
01:22:21,806 --> 01:22:24,156
Anyway, it's not about us. It's
about you and Mert.

1749
01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:25,418
It's all about us.

1750
01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:29,118
It's all about where we went
wrong.

1751
01:22:29,118 --> 01:22:31,381
Don't you walk away from me,
young lady.

1752
01:22:31,381 --> 01:22:33,600
Don't you talk to me like that,
young man.

1753
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,254
I'm your mother.

1754
01:22:35,254 --> 01:22:38,214
I know. That's why I want you to
be happy.

1755
01:22:38,214 --> 01:22:39,563
Don't you get it?

1756
01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:40,999
That's why I want you to be with
Mert.

1757
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:43,262
You can't handle it.

1758
01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:44,481
What did you say?

1759
01:22:44,481 --> 01:22:46,396
I said, you can't handle it.

1760
01:22:46,396 --> 01:22:48,050
I'm sorry, I didn't understand
you,

1761
01:22:48,050 --> 01:22:52,228
because the word "can't" isn't
in my vocabulary.

1762
01:22:56,449 --> 01:22:59,583
Come here.

1763
01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:00,976
Come on.

1764
01:23:09,549 --> 01:23:11,290
Come on, people.

1765
01:23:11,290 --> 01:23:13,466
Can't we put
all this behind us?

1766
01:23:17,862 --> 01:23:19,124
What--? What do we--?

1767
01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:20,256
Come on.

1768
01:23:53,724 --> 01:23:56,335
All right, well, sweetheart,
please drive safe, okay?

1769
01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:00,600
Ha-ha.

1770
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,167
Do you need any cash?

1771
01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,474
No, thanks.

1772
01:24:04,474 --> 01:24:06,432
You're a good man,
Mert Rosenbloom.

1773
01:24:12,699 --> 01:24:14,614
Take care of my mother for me.

1774
01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:15,702
I will.

1775
01:24:27,279 --> 01:24:28,541
Bye.

1776
01:24:34,721 --> 01:24:36,158
♪ Liza Radley

1777
01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:39,074
♪ See the girl with long hair

1778
01:24:41,424 --> 01:24:43,469
♪ And all the people In the town

1779
01:24:43,469 --> 01:24:46,559
♪ Where we live say She's not
quite right ♪

1780
01:24:46,559 --> 01:24:50,128
♪ She don't fit in
With a small town ♪

1781
01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:53,653
♪ They just can't understand

1782
01:24:53,653 --> 01:24:55,699
♪ Why she doesn't say much

1783
01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:58,571
♪ But in a darkened room...

1784
01:24:58,571 --> 01:25:00,573
What the hell is this?

1785
01:25:03,837 --> 01:25:06,927
♪ America

1786
01:25:06,927 --> 01:25:10,192
♪ Your head's too big

1787
01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:12,672
What was that?

1788
01:25:12,672 --> 01:25:15,284
♪ Because America

1789
01:25:17,764 --> 01:25:20,637
♪ Your belly is too big

1790
01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:23,596
What is this?

1791
01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:24,684
I'm on a schedule here.

1792
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:27,426
Jeffrey!

1793
01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:28,645
Is he your boyfriend?

1794
01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:29,950
What the hell are you doing?

1795
01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:33,040
Trying to get this contraption
to work.

1796
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:35,042
You're making a scene.

1797
01:25:35,042 --> 01:25:37,001
Have you ever seen a shoddier
piece of equipment?

1798
01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:38,437
I may be forced to litigate.

1799
01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:40,439
Move this vehicle or I'm calling
the cops.

1800
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:42,702
I refuse to move an inch, sir,
until the young lady

1801
01:25:42,702 --> 01:25:44,443
agrees to come with me.

1802
01:25:44,443 --> 01:25:46,184
Oh, my God.

1803
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:47,881
You're insane!

1804
01:25:48,665 --> 01:25:50,145
No, I'm not.

1805
01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:52,408
I made a backup copy.

1806
01:25:55,367 --> 01:25:57,587
Look, Nora, you were right.

1807
01:25:57,587 --> 01:25:59,719
I was an asshole.

1808
01:25:59,719 --> 01:26:01,330
I'm sorry about the way I
treated you.

1809
01:26:01,330 --> 01:26:04,420
It's just because I liked you so
much.

1810
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,117
What are you talking about?

1811
01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:10,600
You're smart, you're intrepid,

1812
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,080
you're "funky."

1813
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:16,823
I was just so terrified of being
hurt,

1814
01:26:16,823 --> 01:26:18,260
I-I couldn't admit it.

1815
01:26:20,523 --> 01:26:22,394
But I'm not afraid anymore.

1816
01:26:22,394 --> 01:26:24,179
Now I'm late, asshole.

1817
01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:25,223
Move that piece of shit.

1818
01:26:25,223 --> 01:26:27,007
Come make me, you Philistine.

1819
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,448
Can you give me a chance?

1820
01:26:32,448 --> 01:26:34,841
Come with me?

1821
01:26:41,805 --> 01:26:44,155
You sure you know
how to drive that thing?

1822
01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:04,131
Sorry.

1823
01:27:04,131 --> 01:27:07,047
Dear Lunar
Space Institute of Austin,

1824
01:27:07,047 --> 01:27:08,875
A night of romance beneath the
stars

1825
01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:10,268
with a plucky songstress

1826
01:27:10,268 --> 01:27:13,706
has reawakened me to the majesty
of the cosmos.

1827
01:27:13,706 --> 01:27:15,578
I have come to realize that we
are, all of us,

1828
01:27:15,578 --> 01:27:16,840
connected.

1829
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,711
And that, like the universe
itself,

1830
01:27:18,711 --> 01:27:20,844
our dreams know no bounds.

1831
01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:23,586
My dream is to be an astronomer.

1832
01:27:23,586 --> 01:27:25,849
I look forward to seeing you in
the fall,

1833
01:27:25,849 --> 01:27:28,591
and trust that I will not be
assigned a roommate this time,

1834
01:27:28,591 --> 01:27:29,940
per my doctor's request.

1835
01:27:29,940 --> 01:27:31,898
Yours, Jeffrey Mannus.

1836
01:27:33,726 --> 01:27:35,598
♪ Thought that I'd be happy
Gonna be so happy ♪

1837
01:27:35,598 --> 01:27:38,992
♪ Living life alone And never
sharing anything ♪

1838
01:27:38,992 --> 01:27:40,820
♪ Thought that I was finished

1839
01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:42,474
♪ Thought that I was complete

1840
01:27:42,474 --> 01:27:43,910
♪ Thought that I was whole

1841
01:27:43,910 --> 01:27:45,869
♪ Instead of being Half of
something ♪

1842
01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:48,350
♪Thought that I was growing ♪

1843
01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:49,786
♪ Growing older Wiser

1844
01:27:49,786 --> 01:27:51,222
♪ Understanding Why this world

1845
01:27:51,222 --> 01:27:53,137
♪ Held nothing for my spirit

1846
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:54,791
♪ Thought that I was destined

1847
01:27:54,791 --> 01:27:58,751
♪ Destined to be nothing In this
world ♪

1848
01:27:58,751 --> 01:27:59,970
♪ And then I met you

1849
01:27:59,970 --> 01:28:02,364
♪ I met you

1850
01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:06,063
♪ I met you

1851
01:28:07,107 --> 01:28:09,632
♪ I met you

1852
01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:13,157
♪ I met you

1853
01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:16,203
♪ Thought that God Had failed me

1854
01:28:16,203 --> 01:28:17,901
♪ Thought my prayers Were
useless ♪

1855
01:28:17,901 --> 01:28:19,859
♪ Thought that he would Never
give the chance ♪

1856
01:28:19,859 --> 01:28:21,339
♪ For me to praise him

1857
01:28:21,339 --> 01:28:23,080
♪ Thought the book Was written

1858
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:24,777
s♪ Thought the game had ended

1859
01:28:24,777 --> 01:28:26,213
♪ Thought the song was sung

1860
01:28:26,213 --> 01:28:28,433
♪ And I could never Sing another

1861
01:28:28,433 --> 01:28:30,217
♪ Thought my faith Was misplaced

1862
01:28:30,217 --> 01:28:31,828
♪ Thought my back was broken

1863
01:28:31,828 --> 01:28:35,353
♪ Broken by a weight that I was
never fit to carry ♪

1864
01:28:35,353 --> 01:28:37,224
♪ I thought I knew this city

1865
01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:38,965
♪ Thought I knew all about it

1866
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:41,185
♪ And then one night I went to
Morningside ♪

1867
01:28:41,185 --> 01:28:42,665
♪ And you were waiting

1868
01:28:42,665 --> 01:28:44,884
♪ I met you

1869
01:28:46,059 --> 01:28:48,192
♪ I met you

1870
01:28:49,802 --> 01:28:51,935
♪ I met you

1871
01:28:53,197 --> 01:28:55,286
♪ I met you

1872
01:29:10,997 --> 01:29:13,739
♪ Well, I believe That freedom

1873
01:29:13,739 --> 01:29:16,394
♪ Is a right that We all share

1874
01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:19,441
♪ But I believe That advertising

1875
01:29:19,441 --> 01:29:23,053
♪ Is messing up our air

1876
01:29:23,053 --> 01:29:25,664
♪ When I see a Nike swoosh

1877
01:29:25,664 --> 01:29:29,015
♪ On a baseball Player's mitt

1878
01:29:29,015 --> 01:29:31,975
♪ It makes me bawl 'Cause the
world is all ♪

1879
01:29:31,975 --> 01:29:34,891
♪ Bed, bath and bullshit

1880
01:29:36,719 --> 01:29:39,199
♪ They're the culprit

1881
01:29:39,199 --> 01:29:42,594
♪ Can't make me submit

1882
01:29:42,594 --> 01:29:44,204
♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1883
01:29:44,204 --> 01:29:49,514
♪ Bed, bath and bullshit

1884
01:29:52,996 --> 01:29:56,086
♪ Well, I believe That planet
Earth ♪

1885
01:29:56,086 --> 01:29:59,002
♪ Is a place We should revere

1886
01:29:59,002 --> 01:30:02,005
♪ But I believe That fossil
fuels ♪

1887
01:30:02,005 --> 01:30:04,964
♪ Have effed it In the rear

1888
01:30:04,964 --> 01:30:08,098
♪ So when you buy a Hummer 3

1889
01:30:08,098 --> 01:30:11,144
♪ Instead of an electric

1890
01:30:11,144 --> 01:30:14,191
♪ It makes sigh 'Cause the world
is high ♪

1891
01:30:14,191 --> 01:30:17,107
♪ On bed, bath and bullshit

1892
01:30:19,109 --> 01:30:21,764
♪ I'd rather hoof it

1893
01:30:21,764 --> 01:30:25,071
♪ We ain't gonna buy it

1894
01:30:25,071 --> 01:30:26,464
♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1895
01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:32,035
♪ Bed, bath and bullshit

1896
01:30:35,386 --> 01:30:38,345
♪ Well, I believe That obese
kids ♪

1897
01:30:38,345 --> 01:30:41,392
♪ Do sometimes eat too much

1898
01:30:41,392 --> 01:30:44,351
♪ But I believe That Taco Bell

1899
01:30:44,351 --> 01:30:47,398
♪ Should not be In their lunch

1900
01:30:47,398 --> 01:30:50,488
♪ And when they eat a gordita

1901
01:30:50,488 --> 01:30:53,665
♪ And not a celery stick

1902
01:30:53,665 --> 01:30:56,755
♪ It makes me brood 'Cause the
world is screwed ♪

1903
01:30:56,755 --> 01:30:59,236
♪ Bed, bath and bullshit

1904
01:31:01,238 --> 01:31:04,067
♪ Don't be a dimwit

1905
01:31:04,067 --> 01:31:07,113
♪ You cannot deny it

1906
01:31:07,113 --> 01:31:08,941
♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

1907
01:31:08,941 --> 01:31:14,512
♪ Bed, bath and bullshit

1908
01:31:20,170 --> 01:31:21,998
♪ I've heard of a time

1909
01:31:21,998 --> 01:31:24,261
♪ Before the Gulf Wars

1910
01:31:24,261 --> 01:31:26,350
♪ When highways were lined

1911
01:31:26,350 --> 01:31:29,048
♪ With mom-and-pop stores

1912
01:31:30,572 --> 01:31:32,356
♪ When people could look

1913
01:31:32,356 --> 01:31:34,663
♪ Up into the sky

1914
01:31:34,663 --> 01:31:37,100
♪ And not see a billboard

1915
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,755
♪ Selling a lie

1916
01:31:41,191 --> 01:31:43,019
♪ But the world Is now sponsored

1917
01:31:43,019 --> 01:31:45,587
♪ By huge corporations

1918
01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:47,197
♪ What will be next

1919
01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:49,852
♪ The Del Taco space station?

1920
01:31:51,288 --> 01:31:54,117
♪ And this corporate culture

1921
01:31:54,117 --> 01:31:55,640
♪Sucks out our brains ♪

1922
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:58,251
♪ While those Corporate vultures

1923
01:31:58,251 --> 01:32:00,427
♪ Eat our remains

1924
01:32:02,255 --> 01:32:04,431
♪ From Wolfgang Puck's

1925
01:32:04,431 --> 01:32:07,086
♪ To Family Feud

1926
01:32:07,086 --> 01:32:08,827
♪ This all sucks

1927
01:32:08,827 --> 01:32:11,003
♪ And we're all screwed

1928
01:32:11,003 --> 01:32:14,050
♪ There's no way to escape

1929
01:32:15,442 --> 01:32:18,968
♪ From the corporate rape

1930
01:32:21,361 --> 01:32:23,886
♪ 'Cause this world That we're
living in ♪

1931
01:32:23,886 --> 01:32:26,062
♪ Is headed for oblivion

1932
01:32:26,062 --> 01:32:28,238
♪ If we don't stop Buying crap

1933
01:32:28,238 --> 01:32:30,153
♪At Staples and babyGap ♪

1934
01:32:30,153 --> 01:32:32,198
♪ I'm an old-fashioned girl

1935
01:32:32,198 --> 01:32:33,330
♪ And I'm stuck in

1936
01:32:33,330 --> 01:32:36,594
♪ A corporate world

1937
01:32:36,594 --> 01:32:38,291
♪ Oh, what can I say?

1938
01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:40,946
♪ I'm an old-fashioned girl

1939
01:32:40,946 --> 01:32:46,125
♪ Who says screw
This whole corporate world ♪