1 00:02:23,586 --> 00:02:24,628 Mom? 2 00:02:25,588 --> 00:02:26,839 Mom? 3 00:02:26,839 --> 00:02:28,048 Present. 4 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,300 What? 5 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,135 Like when the teacher calls roll call, 6 00:02:31,135 --> 00:02:34,221 you say "present." Mom is ready, so reportin' to duty. 7 00:02:35,431 --> 00:02:36,765 How come you only have one sock on? 8 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,726 I couldn't find the other one. 9 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,853 You can't go to school like that. 10 00:02:47,484 --> 00:02:50,905 Mom, can Alisa come over Friday for a sleepover again? 11 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:52,781 Yeah, if it's okay with her mom, sure. 12 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,784 Sweetie, are we not combing our hair now, 13 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:58,329 or is this just a new fashion thing that they got by me? 14 00:02:58,329 --> 00:03:00,789 - I combed it. - Well, 15 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:03,000 maybe we have ourselves a wind tunnel in the house. 16 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,461 Why don't you go back and comb it again, please? 17 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:07,296 What kind of mother will people think I am 18 00:03:07,296 --> 00:03:09,882 if you are a mop-head and your brother's half sockless? 19 00:03:09,882 --> 00:03:13,260 Alisa said you worry too much about what other people think. 20 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,470 Excuse me? 21 00:03:15,846 --> 00:03:18,599 Alisa said that? Now why would she say that? 22 00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:24,813 She's never said that to me. 23 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:28,025 Well, she must have got it from somebody, so that leaves Betty. 24 00:03:28,025 --> 00:03:30,653 I've never heard Betty say that. 25 00:03:30,653 --> 00:03:32,655 I know she doesn't like me. 26 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:35,032 - What are you talking about? - I get a feelin'. 27 00:03:36,408 --> 00:03:38,410 Betty adores you, Candy. 28 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:42,206 You think she'd be trusting you to look after our kids if she-- 29 00:03:46,418 --> 00:03:49,880 The feeling you're getting is just her usual 30 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,674 depression stuff. 31 00:03:51,674 --> 00:03:53,342 Yeah, how is that goin'? 32 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,972 Well, much better, actually. 33 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:02,309 This Marriage Encounter was really a miracle. 34 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,897 What exactly do they do there? 35 00:04:06,897 --> 00:04:10,401 Well, mostly get us to talk about our feelings and-- 36 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:15,656 Well, they're big into writing everything down in a notebook. 37 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,366 Sounds a little silly. 38 00:04:17,366 --> 00:04:20,369 I know. That's what we thought at first, too, but it-- 39 00:04:21,287 --> 00:04:22,454 it really works. 40 00:04:22,454 --> 00:04:24,415 For the first time in I don't know how long 41 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:26,500 we were 42 00:04:27,459 --> 00:04:29,753 unflinchingly honest with each other. 43 00:04:29,753 --> 00:04:33,090 Exactly how unflinchingly honest could you be, Allan? 44 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,678 Well, except for that. 45 00:04:38,929 --> 00:04:41,348 And it was an issue for me. 46 00:04:42,474 --> 00:04:46,186 Betty would bring up sex and my lack of interest. 47 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,939 And I'd go quiet. 48 00:04:48,939 --> 00:04:51,316 I couldn't exactly say I was less interested in sex 49 00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:54,111 because I was having it with Candy Montgomery. 50 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:56,405 We finally opened up to each other. 51 00:04:56,405 --> 00:04:58,490 Well, that's good. 52 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:00,909 I'm glad. So... 53 00:05:02,453 --> 00:05:04,079 where does that leave us? 54 00:05:05,456 --> 00:05:08,917 Well, it doesn't necessarily change the way I feel about you. 55 00:05:11,253 --> 00:05:13,422 But I do feel strongly 56 00:05:13,422 --> 00:05:20,304 that I should be giving my full resources to my family. 57 00:05:22,181 --> 00:05:26,226 And my relationship with you is taking away 58 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,771 some of my emotional availability and 59 00:05:30,105 --> 00:05:33,025 energy and attention that I could be directing towards 60 00:05:34,193 --> 00:05:37,529 Betty and the kids. 61 00:05:39,615 --> 00:05:41,533 So you don't wanna see me anymore? 62 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,079 I don't know. Yeah. 63 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:48,707 They said an awful lot of things at the Encounter but 64 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,169 they never said you couldn't 65 00:05:53,337 --> 00:05:55,089 see someone else. 66 00:05:57,341 --> 00:06:01,804 Allan, you seem to be leaving it up to me, so I'm just deciding. 67 00:06:02,888 --> 00:06:07,184 I'm not gonna call. I'm not gonna try to see you. 68 00:06:07,184 --> 00:06:09,895 I won't bother you anymore. 69 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:14,858 Okay. 70 00:06:15,359 --> 00:06:17,945 Ok-- Wow. 71 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:21,490 Well, you certainly unleashed your feelings there. 72 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:25,285 Well, I'm not sure how you want me to respond. 73 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,287 Do you remember what you told me? 74 00:06:27,746 --> 00:06:31,458 That the days you spent with me at the Como, 75 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,544 that they were the only hours of your week where 76 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:36,088 you didn't feel responsible for other people's emotions. 77 00:06:37,339 --> 00:06:40,717 Meaning Betty. The burden of making her happy. 78 00:06:40,717 --> 00:06:45,264 The burden of keeping her from being miserable. 79 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,266 Now, 80 00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:49,268 have you ever 81 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:53,564 felt any responsibility for my emotions? 82 00:06:54,857 --> 00:06:56,608 Do you now? 83 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,491 Candy... 84 00:07:07,953 --> 00:07:09,121 Yeah. 85 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:13,917 Okay. 86 00:07:51,246 --> 00:07:53,582 You realize that every time you feel a hole, 87 00:07:53,582 --> 00:07:55,167 you paint the kitchen? 88 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,752 That's not true. 89 00:07:57,836 --> 00:07:59,129 Okay, fine. Maybe it's a little true, 90 00:07:59,129 --> 00:08:02,174 but also, you know, it is good therapy. 91 00:08:02,174 --> 00:08:04,760 - Well, it looks really good. - Thank you. 92 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:08,096 I keep saying that we should start our own business. 93 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:11,266 There's a lot of people in Wylie that are looking to remake their lives, 94 00:08:11,266 --> 00:08:14,102 and some of which would settle for a spiffier breakfast nook. 95 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:17,606 You know, it's not even like I'm gonna miss the sex. 96 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:19,066 It's the friendship. 97 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,526 Allan's been like my best friend. 98 00:08:22,027 --> 00:08:23,654 Hello? What about me? 99 00:08:23,654 --> 00:08:26,657 I just wish I could talk like that with Pat. 100 00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:30,369 Okay, I'm serious. 101 00:08:30,369 --> 00:08:32,913 Why don't we start our own business? 102 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,707 At a minimum, it'll get us out into other people's kitchens. 103 00:08:35,707 --> 00:08:38,418 That's where the real life happens anyway, right? Kitchens? 104 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,587 God, I'm feelin' angry. 105 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,714 I don't necessarily want him but 106 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:45,717 I don't like feeling rejected. 107 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,264 You're gonna have to put that in the fridge, honey, for it to keep. 108 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:51,640 Or the garage. 109 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,185 - The garage is nice and cool. - Why does it have to stay cool? 110 00:08:55,185 --> 00:08:57,312 The weather this warm, I'm afraid it'll rot, 111 00:08:57,312 --> 00:09:00,607 and we still have two whole weeks before Halloween. 112 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:11,576 I think it's just a benign fibrous mass. 113 00:09:11,576 --> 00:09:14,288 You can't possibly know that. Not for sure. 114 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:16,790 Betty, this is likely harmless. 115 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,834 How dare you be impatient with me. 116 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,335 It could be cancer. 117 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:22,963 I don't think it is. 118 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,881 But you can't know that! 119 00:09:24,881 --> 00:09:27,551 I actually can know it. 120 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:29,720 It's my business to know it. 121 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,514 And the mammogram confirms it. 122 00:09:32,514 --> 00:09:34,057 So it's nothing? 123 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:38,478 It's a mass, yes. But it's benign. 124 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,397 You should stop taking birth control 125 00:09:41,023 --> 00:09:43,275 and also control your caffeine intake. 126 00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:45,360 It could be from drinking too much coffee? 127 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,863 Betty, you're fine. 128 00:09:49,364 --> 00:09:51,825 Honey, I'm just saying 129 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,161 that you were Luke Skywalker last year, 130 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:57,122 and there are other characters in "Star Wars." 131 00:09:57,122 --> 00:09:59,207 No, he wears a mask for the other characters. 132 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,752 He gets claustrophobia. 133 00:10:01,752 --> 00:10:03,670 - You puked in your Batman mask! - Hey. 134 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,673 - No, I didn't! - Alright! Okay! 135 00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:14,890 Jenny! Wait your turn! 136 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,350 Okay! 137 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,102 Thank you. Thank you. 138 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:22,731 - Wait up! - Ian, stop following me! 139 00:11:16,368 --> 00:11:18,286 - Hello? -Hey! 140 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:20,288 Candy? 141 00:11:20,789 --> 00:11:24,167 Sorry. I know I promised that, that I wouldn't call, 142 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:27,379 but this is just for some advice. 143 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:29,464 I'm sorry. Bad manners. 144 00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:32,008 How are you? 145 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,637 I'm good. Good. How are you? 146 00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:38,181 You don't sound great. 147 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:41,101 Well, I said good, not great. 148 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,812 What's the matter? 149 00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:46,815 Betty found a lump in her right breast. 150 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:52,571 She's fine. At least that's what the doctors are telling her. 151 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,574 She's already been to two. 152 00:11:55,574 --> 00:11:58,368 I'm sure she's looking for a third. 153 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:01,746 They think it's benign, but she's a wreck. 154 00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:05,041 Well, I should go over there. Is she home now? 155 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:08,170 She is, but you don't have to. 156 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:11,465 No, I should go check on her. If it were me-- 157 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,217 You're a good friend, Candy. 158 00:12:31,693 --> 00:12:33,945 - Betty. - Hi! 159 00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:35,947 Hi. I just heard 160 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:38,658 and I know in my heart 161 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:42,204 that you're fine. 162 00:12:42,204 --> 00:12:43,622 Thank you. 163 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,082 Thank you so much. 164 00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:49,252 You have nothin' to worry about. 165 00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:51,963 - I hope you're right. - Hey, now, you listen to me. 166 00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:55,258 Doctors are so scared today about bein' sued 167 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:58,053 that if you go to them with a growth of any kind, 168 00:12:58,053 --> 00:13:00,222 the last thing they're gonna do is say, "Go home, it's nothin'," 169 00:13:00,222 --> 00:13:04,017 unless they are pretty damn sure it's nothin'. 170 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,604 I am sure that you're right. 171 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,607 How did you find out? 172 00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:12,442 Allan told me. 173 00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,444 - Allan did? - Yeah, he was concerned. 174 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:17,572 You know how worried husbands can get. 175 00:13:17,572 --> 00:13:19,824 Oh, wait. No, I got that wrong. 176 00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:21,409 Husbands never worry enough. 177 00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:24,120 That's it. 178 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,627 Well, you didn't have to drive all the way down here. 179 00:13:31,795 --> 00:13:34,965 But I cannot tell you how much it means to me that you did. 180 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:39,928 These doctors, they think I am the biggest hypochondriac! 181 00:13:39,928 --> 00:13:41,763 They tell me it's nothing, convince me it's all in my head, 182 00:13:41,763 --> 00:13:44,641 then write me prescriptions for anxiety and depression, 183 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,851 of which I'm on a gazillion. 184 00:13:46,851 --> 00:13:49,104 - Hi, honey! - Hi. 185 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,856 Can you believe Candy drove all the way down here? 186 00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:54,943 She is just the sweetest. 187 00:13:54,943 --> 00:13:57,737 - You feeling better? - Yes. 188 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:03,660 Yes. She helped lasso my runaway brain. 189 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,249 Look at us making you stand out here. 190 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,667 - Come in, come in. - Oh, no! No, no, no. 191 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:14,671 I gotta get back and make dinner. It's Meatball Tuesday. 192 00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:18,675 This is just one of those hug-and-runs, now that I see that you're fine. 193 00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:20,552 - And you are. - Yes. 194 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:22,804 Walk Candy to her car. 195 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,055 - Sure. - Would you, sweetheart? 196 00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:26,016 Thank you again. 197 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,934 So much. 198 00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:31,438 And let's get the kids together 199 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:32,981 for some trick-or-treating. 200 00:14:32,981 --> 00:14:35,025 Sure, yeah. Perfect. I'll call you! 201 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:36,901 Okay. 202 00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,657 That is not the same person. 203 00:14:42,657 --> 00:14:45,076 You're saying Marriage Encounter did that? 204 00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:47,912 I'm telling you, she's like a flower blossoming. 205 00:14:47,912 --> 00:14:50,498 Yeah, and she was actually warm. 206 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,709 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to-- 207 00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:55,503 Yes, you did. 208 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,631 But it's alright. You're not wrong. 209 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:01,259 - But now, she's-- - Just like a normal person. 210 00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:07,599 Hey, do you think that Pat and I should get into Marriage Encounter? 211 00:15:07,599 --> 00:15:09,893 'Cause that's actually why I called earlier. 212 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:13,480 - Well, I'm not sure. - Well, I gotta try somethin'. 213 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,482 He doesn't know how to communicate. 214 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,445 The thing is Marriage Encounter is definitely not for couples 215 00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:22,947 who are having serious problems. 216 00:15:24,407 --> 00:15:27,869 From what you told me about your feelings for Pat-- 217 00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:30,872 I do love him. 218 00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:33,041 - Yeah. - Yeah. 219 00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:37,379 But it really-- It worked for you. 220 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,588 So far. 221 00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:40,965 So far, it's really worked. 222 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:43,760 She insists on doing the homework every night. 223 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,471 The dialog sessions, the love letters. 224 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:50,934 She wants to become a group leader in the area. 225 00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:54,145 Very committed. 226 00:15:55,397 --> 00:15:58,733 - Well, that's good. - But thank you for checking on her. 227 00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:01,861 Yeah. It was good to see you. 228 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,406 Good to see you, too. Alright. 229 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:56,207 My pleasure. 230 00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:57,834 You're all very special people. 231 00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,502 Thank you. We're coming back. 232 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,337 Oh, well, in that case, I'll double our insurance. 233 00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:11,264 -Thanks for everything. - Yes. Wonderful. 234 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,390 So long. 235 00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:14,517 Well, what's your prediction? 236 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:16,019 Oh, definite marriage. 237 00:17:16,978 --> 00:17:18,605 Think they'll have children? 238 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,106 Whether they want to or not. 239 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,067 Hey. 240 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:25,653 I was watching that. 241 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,073 Yes, I can see that you were watching that. 242 00:17:28,073 --> 00:17:30,241 I bet you'd love to be a passenger on The Love Boat, 243 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,576 wouldn't you, Pat? 244 00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:34,370 Well, guess what? So would I. 245 00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:39,834 I feel like I'm in trouble. 246 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,087 I don't know why. 247 00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:45,089 I wanna go to Marriage Encounter. 248 00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:47,258 What? 249 00:17:47,258 --> 00:17:50,887 It's not just the Garlingtons. Allan and Betty. 250 00:17:50,887 --> 00:17:53,932 Betty, I mean, she's just like a whole new person. 251 00:17:53,932 --> 00:17:56,267 It's a cult though, Candy. 252 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,394 It's not a cult! 253 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,480 And even if it is-- 254 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,107 Why are we here, Pat? 255 00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:06,528 And I don't mean on the sofa. I mean 256 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,696 on Earth. 257 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,698 - Yeah. - Why are we here? 258 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,830 That's a huge question, Candy. 259 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,791 And I'd like an answer. Your answer. 260 00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,836 Well, I mean 261 00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:26,631 why is a tree here? 262 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,550 What? 263 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:31,845 You know how I hate you answering my questions with questions. 264 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,972 - Yeah, I have-- - Why is a tree here? 265 00:18:33,972 --> 00:18:36,474 - Seriously? - Look, Candy. 266 00:18:36,474 --> 00:18:38,685 I'm not going to have this 267 00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:40,687 cosmic grasp 268 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,314 that you're looking for, I think, but 269 00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:47,318 a tree, it grows its roots. 270 00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,571 It sprouts fruit. 271 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:54,159 The fruit spreads its seeds, and then more trees grow, 272 00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:56,828 and it goes on and on like that. 273 00:18:56,828 --> 00:18:59,747 And I don't think we're much different, you know? 274 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,667 We grow our roots. We raise our kids. 275 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:06,462 I think that's a good reason to be here. 276 00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,339 Or anywhere. 277 00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,551 Well, what's your answer? 278 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,970 Why are you here? 279 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,142 I don't know. 280 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:27,859 You know 281 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,070 you always want more. 282 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,949 You do, Candy. Whatever you have, 283 00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:36,659 - you always want more. - Yes, I do. 284 00:19:36,659 --> 00:19:38,870 I do want more. 285 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,914 And I'm not gonna apologize for it. 286 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:44,667 I want more from me. From you. From us. 287 00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:48,296 You want to go to Marriage Encounter? 288 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,886 Okay. Let's go. 289 00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:05,229 So he has agreed, and we're gonna just give it a try. 290 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:08,983 - This is great. - Well, you know, it's hopeful, 291 00:20:08,983 --> 00:20:12,487 and every day should have a sprinkle of hope in it, so. 292 00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:15,114 You should put that in one of your Sunday parables. 293 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,699 "Every day should have a sprinkle of hope." 294 00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:17,742 That is lovely. 295 00:20:17,742 --> 00:20:19,577 And you know what else? 296 00:20:19,577 --> 00:20:21,412 And this could be the best part of all. 297 00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:23,623 Just that Pat is willing to try, 298 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,416 I don't find myself thinking of Allan as much. 299 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,585 And when I do, the first thing that comes to my mind 300 00:20:27,585 --> 00:20:29,629 is that his eyes are too close together. 301 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,631 That's what I've been sayin'. 302 00:20:32,382 --> 00:20:34,842 Here's my new mantra. 303 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:38,930 It's called, "rediscover me." 304 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:42,183 With my marriage, with our new business. 305 00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:44,978 And I thought of the perfect name already. 306 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,813 The Covergirls. 307 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,982 - The Covergirls. - It's what we do, right? 308 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,318 I paint, you wallpaper. The Covergirls. 309 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,195 I love it. "We got you covered." 310 00:20:54,195 --> 00:20:55,405 Yes. 311 00:20:56,572 --> 00:21:00,868 And thank you, Sherry girl, for covering me. 312 00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:10,753 So that's 10 windows, and price per. 313 00:21:10,753 --> 00:21:13,214 Plus saving time on construction, right? 314 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:23,766 Don Crowder! Church grounds on a weekday? 315 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:26,394 My, my, whose wrath have you doth incurred? 316 00:21:26,394 --> 00:21:29,689 Just my normal pillar and beacon of the community stuff. 317 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,858 Trying to figure out some budget challenges. 318 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,527 Yeah, buildings and maintenance. That's why I'm here. 319 00:21:35,445 --> 00:21:36,446 Let's see. 320 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,324 What's this? 321 00:21:40,324 --> 00:21:43,536 Now, if you're serious about sprucing up the parsonage, 322 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:44,871 Sherry Cleckler and I have started 323 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,457 a new little boutique home improvement business. 324 00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:48,916 It's mostly paint and polish, 325 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,835 but it's good work at a price you won't beat. 326 00:21:50,835 --> 00:21:51,878 Thank you. 327 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,130 I'll certainly consider it. 328 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:56,466 And references upon request. 329 00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:59,052 Well, how would you have references if you just started? 330 00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:02,055 Why, Ron, I make 'em up. 331 00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:06,184 I'll leave you to your pillaring and beaconing. 332 00:22:10,021 --> 00:22:12,315 You wanna get in tighter with the congregation, 333 00:22:12,315 --> 00:22:15,276 straightest line might be Candy Montgomery. 334 00:22:15,276 --> 00:22:16,778 Folks love her. 335 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:21,199 Yeah. Meaning they don't love me. 336 00:22:21,199 --> 00:22:24,202 Ron, a little friendly advice. 337 00:22:27,705 --> 00:22:29,165 Here at Lucas, 338 00:22:29,165 --> 00:22:31,375 people just wanna raise their kids, 339 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:33,002 love their family, love God. 340 00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:35,088 Doesn't call for heavy lifting on your part. 341 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,131 Just don't be a dick. 342 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,896 Okay. 343 00:22:53,397 --> 00:22:54,816 Is that a moose? 344 00:22:57,485 --> 00:22:59,028 Yep. 345 00:22:59,028 --> 00:23:01,531 - Should we go check in? - Okay. 346 00:23:01,531 --> 00:23:08,246 When you give yourself, and I mean give all of yourselves, 347 00:23:09,205 --> 00:23:11,124 I'm gonna make it real simple. 348 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,793 When you give, 349 00:23:14,502 --> 00:23:16,796 you beget. 350 00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:20,258 Let's say it all together, shall we? 351 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:25,429 When you give, you beget. 352 00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:27,890 Well done. 353 00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:31,853 And look inside. How does that make you feel? 354 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,649 Pat? 355 00:23:40,111 --> 00:23:41,529 Should I read yours first? 356 00:23:42,947 --> 00:23:44,866 - Okay. Yeah. Yes. - Okay. 357 00:23:46,117 --> 00:23:49,412 -"When I think of you--" - Now, I'm a mathematician, 358 00:23:50,413 --> 00:23:53,249 not a writer. So. 359 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,209 Okay. 360 00:23:57,378 --> 00:24:00,798 "When I think of you, I feel the earth move." 361 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,594 That is so sweet. 362 00:24:04,594 --> 00:24:06,596 "I feel it under my feet." 363 00:24:07,555 --> 00:24:08,806 Pat. 364 00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:12,393 "I feel the sky tumbling down." 365 00:24:18,441 --> 00:24:20,693 Pat, this is a Carole King song. 366 00:24:21,611 --> 00:24:24,405 She's one of your favorites. 367 00:24:25,406 --> 00:24:27,200 Honey, I told you I'm not a writer. 368 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,410 - Oh, my God! - They're good words. 369 00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:31,245 No, but they're not your words! 370 00:24:31,245 --> 00:24:33,789 Words are not my thing! 371 00:24:34,665 --> 00:24:36,918 I love you more than I could ever express. 372 00:24:36,918 --> 00:24:39,545 More than I could ever write down in some stupid notebook, 373 00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:42,256 at some stupid cult workshop. 374 00:24:45,843 --> 00:24:47,803 I went with Carole King 375 00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:51,265 because you said she always wrote close to your heart, 376 00:24:51,265 --> 00:24:53,559 and that's where I wanna be. 377 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:55,269 Close to your heart. 378 00:24:56,812 --> 00:25:00,024 Why couldn't you have put that down? That was really beautiful. 379 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,652 It was? 380 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,529 Yes. 381 00:25:11,619 --> 00:25:13,829 I wanna be close to your heart, too. 382 00:25:15,456 --> 00:25:17,667 Why are we here, Candy? 383 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:22,797 I don't mean on Earth, I mean at this place, 384 00:25:22,797 --> 00:25:24,298 and 385 00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:26,217 I... 386 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:29,679 I don't know what you're looking for. 387 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:33,140 Do you know what you're looking for? 388 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:39,021 The song "Tapestry" by Carole King. 389 00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,150 I've listened to it a zillion times, 390 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:50,032 and I still have no idea what it's about, but it speaks to me just the same. 391 00:25:51,701 --> 00:25:56,539 "My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue. 392 00:25:57,873 --> 00:26:01,168 A wondrous woven magic." 393 00:26:04,505 --> 00:26:07,800 Now, I haven't a clue what she's talkin' about-- 394 00:26:10,094 --> 00:26:11,721 but I want it. 395 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:17,059 Yeah, I want it. I want 396 00:26:18,602 --> 00:26:20,479 my royal hue. 397 00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:24,900 Oh, honey. 398 00:26:25,776 --> 00:26:26,861 Pat. 399 00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:35,911 I'm not saying that it wasn't a little goofy 400 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,539 but, you know, we did connect. 401 00:26:38,539 --> 00:26:39,999 That's fantastic. 402 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,209 Yeah. And we've fallen off with the assignments. 403 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:45,629 There's the daily 10-and-10 and so forth. 404 00:26:45,629 --> 00:26:47,340 What's the daily 10-and-10? 405 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,676 Well, you pick a topic, and you write about it for 10 minutes, 406 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:53,804 and then you spend another 10 minutes talking about it. 407 00:26:53,804 --> 00:26:57,266 We did do that for about three days. 408 00:26:57,266 --> 00:27:00,644 But overall, you know, our sex life has definitely improved. 409 00:27:02,313 --> 00:27:04,648 And I hardly ever think about 410 00:27:04,648 --> 00:27:07,485 you-know-who's perfectly shaped penis. 411 00:27:07,485 --> 00:27:11,030 - Well, this is all very positive. - Yeah, I think so. 412 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,368 Sorry. 413 00:27:17,328 --> 00:27:20,748 - Hello? -Candy. Betty Gore. 414 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:24,377 Betty, hi! How are you? 415 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:26,045 I'm fine. 416 00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:29,673 And I'm told that you are. Marriage Encounter went well? 417 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:32,843 I think it did, yes. 418 00:27:32,843 --> 00:27:34,261 That is so good. 419 00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:37,014 You know I'm the local Flame leader. 420 00:27:37,014 --> 00:27:38,682 I think I heard that. 421 00:27:38,682 --> 00:27:41,185 Yes, that's fantastic. 422 00:27:41,185 --> 00:27:44,105 Yeah. One of my duties 423 00:27:44,105 --> 00:27:46,065 is I host other couples 424 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,234 who have been Encountered and, 425 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:51,737 well, I would love to have you and Pat over on Saturday. 426 00:27:52,613 --> 00:27:54,365 She wants me to come to dinner. 427 00:27:54,365 --> 00:27:56,242 No. 428 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,911 And you said yes? 429 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,205 Well, I felt on the spot. 430 00:28:01,205 --> 00:28:03,124 Well, it's this Saturday? 431 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,918 Yep. What are we gonna do? 432 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,004 I guess it'll be fine. 433 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,465 Will it be a problem for you? 434 00:28:12,049 --> 00:28:14,552 I don't know. It might be. 435 00:28:16,804 --> 00:28:19,223 To see you in that context might be painful and 436 00:28:20,349 --> 00:28:22,810 I don't know. What if I start wanting you again? 437 00:28:27,481 --> 00:28:32,695 I'm so sorry, Candy. I feel so guilty for messing up your life like this. 438 00:28:32,695 --> 00:28:35,489 No, no. You didn't. Maybe-- 439 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:39,326 Maybe this is just the best way for us to move on. 440 00:28:40,161 --> 00:28:41,704 Because Betty and I, we should be friends 441 00:28:41,704 --> 00:28:45,541 and maybe this will be kinda like a good closure. 442 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:49,295 Yeah. Good. Okay, good. Good. 443 00:28:52,089 --> 00:28:53,674 It'll be great. I think it'll be fine. 444 00:28:54,258 --> 00:28:57,011 The best part is the capsule will be reusable. 445 00:28:57,011 --> 00:28:59,513 So, I mean, you think of all the wasted technology-- 446 00:28:59,513 --> 00:29:02,516 - What a waste. - Such a waste. 447 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,607 - This looks delicious. - So delicious. 448 00:29:09,607 --> 00:29:12,234 You know, pot roast is my favorite. 449 00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:13,903 Well, I did know. 450 00:29:14,528 --> 00:29:16,655 Allan let the cat out of the bag. 451 00:29:20,409 --> 00:29:22,328 It didn't take you two scientists long 452 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,872 to start talking about rocket ships and so forth. 453 00:29:25,706 --> 00:29:31,420 No, but actually, we were talking about something new called the space shuttle. 454 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:35,424 Which is a capsule which can be used for repeated travel. 455 00:29:35,424 --> 00:29:38,552 What did you say, Pat? A couple of years? 456 00:29:39,553 --> 00:29:41,138 1981. Yeah. 457 00:29:41,138 --> 00:29:44,600 Pretty soon, it'll be easier to go to the moon and Mars 458 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,352 than to get in and out of Dallas. 459 00:29:52,149 --> 00:29:55,611 So, you two enjoyed, you enjoyed the Encounter. 460 00:29:56,946 --> 00:29:57,738 Yeah. 461 00:29:58,155 --> 00:30:00,074 You been keeping up with your 10-and-10? 462 00:30:01,325 --> 00:30:02,493 Well, we're trying. 463 00:30:02,493 --> 00:30:03,786 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 464 00:30:03,786 --> 00:30:07,456 Well, that's wonderful. Isn't that wonderful? 465 00:30:07,456 --> 00:30:09,083 It's wonderful. Yeah. 466 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,627 Yeah. 467 00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:19,260 Candy, I heard about you and Sherry Cleckler 468 00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,262 are talking about a 469 00:30:22,638 --> 00:30:25,975 rediscovering yourself. A kind of a "rediscover you." 470 00:30:25,975 --> 00:30:28,060 - Wait, did I hear that correctly? - Yes, you did. 471 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,645 And what does that entail? 472 00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:32,398 Well, Sherry and I are starting a business together. 473 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,482 Home improvement. 474 00:30:36,944 --> 00:30:39,863 And then, I'm still taking my writers' workshop classes. 475 00:30:40,656 --> 00:30:43,200 I'm actually moving on to an advanced level. 476 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,451 That's wonderful. 477 00:30:47,663 --> 00:30:48,831 Some kind of wonderful. 478 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:53,168 You know 479 00:30:54,211 --> 00:30:57,131 sometimes, the best way to rediscover yourself is to 480 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,467 look inside you. 481 00:31:02,845 --> 00:31:04,513 Deep inside. 482 00:31:05,973 --> 00:31:08,017 That makes sense. 483 00:31:08,017 --> 00:31:10,019 We all have stuff 484 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,814 buried deep within. 485 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,900 Things we never knew were there. 486 00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:22,615 Yep. 487 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:29,997 Wonderful. 488 00:31:34,209 --> 00:31:37,254 My God, you must have been dyin' inside! 489 00:31:37,254 --> 00:31:40,090 - A little, but mostly, I was just bored. - Bored? 490 00:31:40,090 --> 00:31:43,636 At a couples dinner with your lover, his wife, and your husband? 491 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:45,721 He is not my lover anymore. 492 00:31:45,721 --> 00:31:49,475 And you know what? The best part is I was bored with him. 493 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:50,893 Allan. 494 00:31:50,893 --> 00:31:54,647 I thought that it would be hard to see him or that old feelings would bubble up, 495 00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:57,024 but nothin'. It's over. 496 00:31:57,024 --> 00:31:59,985 And Betty, love her to death, but she's a little weird. 497 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:02,112 You're just now figurin' that out? 498 00:32:02,112 --> 00:32:05,240 But she's also nice. You know, she's odd because she's odd, 499 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,452 not because she's mean or unkind or uncaring. 500 00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:10,496 And I'll tell you somethin' else. 501 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:12,998 I think she's way more interesting than Allan. 502 00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:15,793 Why does she have to go to some lake to study the Bible? 503 00:32:15,793 --> 00:32:18,587 - She could just study it here. - Yep. 504 00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:20,589 Yeah, we have a lot of Bibles. 505 00:32:22,007 --> 00:32:24,927 Maybe she's really going fishing. 506 00:32:25,969 --> 00:32:26,845 Nope. 507 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:28,722 No, she's definitely studying. 508 00:32:28,722 --> 00:32:31,975 Your mother is taking some special time 509 00:32:31,975 --> 00:32:35,396 to further her commitment to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 510 00:32:36,313 --> 00:32:37,981 And I'm very proud of her. 511 00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:39,817 I think you guys should be proud of her, too. 512 00:32:39,817 --> 00:32:41,443 - Yeah. - Yeah. 513 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:42,695 Okay. 514 00:32:43,445 --> 00:32:45,322 It's time for us to pray, right? 515 00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:48,409 - Can we talk after? - Yeah. Yeah, you can talk after. 516 00:32:49,451 --> 00:32:53,664 Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. 517 00:32:53,664 --> 00:32:58,043 And if I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take. 518 00:34:59,748 --> 00:35:01,208 - Hey, Pat. - Hey. 519 00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:02,793 Can I talk to you for a sec? 520 00:35:02,793 --> 00:35:04,253 It's important. 521 00:35:04,253 --> 00:35:05,504 Sure. 522 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:08,465 You can just let that dry. 523 00:35:08,465 --> 00:35:11,218 - Hey. Yeah. Sorry. - Hi. It's okay. 524 00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:13,011 Alright. 525 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:21,353 So 526 00:35:22,855 --> 00:35:27,985 I found a love letter from Allan Gore to Candy. 527 00:35:28,902 --> 00:35:32,865 I was looking for a letter she'd written me just after we married 528 00:35:32,865 --> 00:35:36,076 and found a different letter. 529 00:35:37,911 --> 00:35:40,372 I need to know something. I know she would tell you. 530 00:35:42,207 --> 00:35:43,250 Is it over? 531 00:35:45,335 --> 00:35:47,963 - Pat-- - Is it over? 532 00:35:54,595 --> 00:35:55,888 It is. 533 00:35:56,972 --> 00:35:58,348 And it won't happen again. 534 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:01,310 It was just a brief thing and, honestly, 535 00:36:01,310 --> 00:36:03,312 it was more friendship than anything. 536 00:36:04,354 --> 00:36:06,356 It was just a stage that Candy went through. 537 00:36:06,356 --> 00:36:08,233 We were just over at their house not long ago. 538 00:36:09,484 --> 00:36:12,237 - The Gores, all four of us-- - She told me, and you know what she said? 539 00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:15,490 She said the best part about that night was that she felt nothin' for Allan. 540 00:36:15,490 --> 00:36:17,034 That it's over-over. 541 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,579 Pat. 542 00:36:21,496 --> 00:36:22,831 She really loves you. 543 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:29,171 Candy is a good mother, and she's a good wife, 544 00:36:29,171 --> 00:36:30,964 and she is a good friend to you. 545 00:36:30,964 --> 00:36:33,300 She just made a mistake. 546 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:37,262 And it was just a brief thing and it didn't mean anything. 547 00:36:40,349 --> 00:36:42,392 And it's totally over? 548 00:36:42,392 --> 00:36:45,771 It's been over for a long time. 549 00:36:49,024 --> 00:36:52,861 I wanna talk to Candy about this in my own way. 550 00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:56,239 I don't want you to tell her that I talked to you. 551 00:36:57,282 --> 00:37:00,202 - Promise me I can talk to her first. - I promise. 552 00:37:01,078 --> 00:37:02,788 I promise. 553 00:37:37,948 --> 00:37:39,741 - Mommy! - Hey. 554 00:37:39,741 --> 00:37:42,411 - Hey, baby! Hi! - Hey, Mom! 555 00:37:42,953 --> 00:37:46,164 Hi! Oh, my gosh, you grew! 556 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:49,334 I thought we had a deal. No growing when I'm gone. 557 00:37:54,006 --> 00:37:55,424 - Hey! Hi! - Hey, Mom. 558 00:37:55,424 --> 00:37:57,259 - Good trip? - Oh, yeah. 559 00:37:58,135 --> 00:37:59,177 Yeah, we learned so much. 560 00:38:00,387 --> 00:38:03,015 I better not be hearing that you grew, too, young lady. 561 00:38:03,807 --> 00:38:04,891 Hello? 562 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:06,351 It's me. 563 00:38:06,351 --> 00:38:09,354 - Don't change your expression. - What? 564 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,984 Pat found Allan's letter. 565 00:38:15,986 --> 00:38:16,862 What? 566 00:38:17,738 --> 00:38:20,949 He found one of Allan's love letters, and he came by the salon this morning 567 00:38:20,949 --> 00:38:23,076 to make sure that the affair's really over. 568 00:38:23,076 --> 00:38:25,746 And he made me promise not to tell you that he knows. 569 00:38:25,746 --> 00:38:28,999 So, this is me not telling you that he knows. 570 00:38:31,084 --> 00:38:33,295 Well, I'll call you later, okay? 571 00:38:33,295 --> 00:38:36,048 -Okay. I'm so sorry. - Okay. Bye. 572 00:38:51,855 --> 00:38:53,815 Everything alright? 573 00:38:53,815 --> 00:38:56,234 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's good. 574 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:59,488 I think I should start fixin' dinner. 575 00:39:00,322 --> 00:39:04,242 And since I have been gone, it is kids' choice. 576 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:06,495 - Chef Boyardee! - Chef Boyardee! 577 00:39:06,495 --> 00:39:08,371 That is my best work. Straight out of a can. 578 00:39:09,706 --> 00:39:11,875 Raise your hand if you love Chef Boyardee's. 579 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:12,918 I do. 580 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,879 Chef Boiardi is the French version of Chef Boyardee. 581 00:39:18,381 --> 00:39:21,384 Come on! Come on! 582 00:39:25,722 --> 00:39:28,725 Now, Travis, let him tell his story the way he wants to. 583 00:39:28,725 --> 00:39:31,978 But, Mama, I just seen that old yeller dog catch this fish! 584 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:34,940 Arliss is just a little boy with a big imagination. 585 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,316 Won't hurt him to let him use it. 586 00:39:38,193 --> 00:39:40,445 We keep that old yeller dog much longer, 587 00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,405 it's gonna make Arliss the biggest liar in Texas! 588 00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:44,426 I know I failed you. 589 00:40:48,972 --> 00:40:51,892 I tried to write down how I feel in a letter. 590 00:40:54,978 --> 00:40:56,897 I'm gonna go downstairs while you read it. 591 00:40:59,149 --> 00:41:01,568 Come down whenever you feel like it. 592 00:41:25,592 --> 00:41:27,260 - Take it, Tom! - No. 593 00:41:37,938 --> 00:41:40,815 ...it just stands right up. It's American-- 594 00:41:40,815 --> 00:41:42,817 I agree, agree! It felt-- 595 00:41:54,788 --> 00:41:57,207 You read the book? Right? Did you read the book? 596 00:41:57,207 --> 00:41:58,166 Yes, I read the book. 597 00:41:58,166 --> 00:41:59,918 Okay, then you read the Folk Singers' Credo. 598 00:42:34,411 --> 00:42:36,329 I am so ashamed. 599 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,295 I don't ever wanna hurt you or the kids. 600 00:42:44,546 --> 00:42:45,839 I know. 601 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:52,304 Maybe we could get away together. South Padre Island for a bit. 602 00:42:53,555 --> 00:42:56,474 Just you and me. Could make it like a 603 00:42:58,685 --> 00:43:00,478 second honeymoon. 604 00:43:03,398 --> 00:43:04,816 That would be nice. 605 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:32,028 I trust you'll agree that the added expenditure is well worth it. 606 00:44:32,028 --> 00:44:35,115 They really are the most beautiful rose-colored cushions I've ever seen, Ron. 607 00:44:35,115 --> 00:44:37,659 They really do make a wonderful statement. 608 00:44:37,659 --> 00:44:39,953 We'll have the best pews in the county. 609 00:44:39,953 --> 00:44:42,539 Now, if we could just find some folks to fill 'em. 610 00:44:46,626 --> 00:44:49,254 Maybe we should just invite Jackie Ponder back 611 00:44:49,254 --> 00:44:50,922 to give a guest sermon. 612 00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:52,507 That would fill the seats, wouldn't it? 613 00:44:53,174 --> 00:44:55,635 I think you're being a little sensitive, Ron. 614 00:44:55,635 --> 00:44:58,179 No! I'm not. 615 00:45:03,143 --> 00:45:06,229 He's feeling sensitive about the attrition. 616 00:45:06,229 --> 00:45:09,524 Maybe if we can get the Gores back, and the Garlingtons. 617 00:45:09,524 --> 00:45:12,026 Y'all are friends with the Gores, right? 618 00:45:12,735 --> 00:45:16,322 No, not so much. No. Just our kids play together. 619 00:45:16,322 --> 00:45:18,575 You and Allan are in the same line of work. 620 00:45:20,743 --> 00:45:23,413 We don't need the Gores. 621 00:45:54,194 --> 00:45:56,362 Pryor remained in critical but stable condition today 622 00:45:56,362 --> 00:45:58,531 at the Sherman Oaks Community Hospital in California. 623 00:45:59,324 --> 00:46:01,159 Pryor continues his steady improvement. 624 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:05,038 Surgery to remove scorched dead skin could begin next Tuesday, 625 00:46:05,038 --> 00:46:07,207 with skin grafting starting three or four days later. 626 00:46:07,207 --> 00:46:09,751 Honestly, Pat, can we not have that on? 627 00:46:09,751 --> 00:46:12,795 - He was doing drugs, they say. Cocaine. - Well, even so, 628 00:46:12,795 --> 00:46:14,255 this is a day of celebration. 629 00:46:14,255 --> 00:46:19,427 We shouldn't be hearin' talk of comedians lightin' themselves on fire. 630 00:46:19,427 --> 00:46:21,513 Dad, did you take my elephant puppet? 631 00:46:22,138 --> 00:46:24,474 - Why would I do that? - He's missing. 632 00:46:24,474 --> 00:46:27,268 And Noah's ark has to have an elephant. 633 00:46:27,268 --> 00:46:30,772 We'll find him, honey. Now, can you please just eat your cereal? 634 00:46:30,772 --> 00:46:34,484 And a cleaner shirt will be nice. Could somebody call the girls? 635 00:46:35,068 --> 00:46:37,862 - Why are you using that voice? - What voice? 636 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:39,572 Your stressed voice. 637 00:46:39,572 --> 00:46:41,241 This is my zillion-things-to-do voice. 638 00:46:41,241 --> 00:46:42,867 We have Bible camp graduation, 639 00:46:42,867 --> 00:46:44,619 I have to do my parable, we have the puppet show, 640 00:46:44,619 --> 00:46:48,122 and then I have five different errands to run in five different towns. 641 00:46:48,122 --> 00:46:49,374 Hey! No, you don't. 642 00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:51,709 - Three Trees? - What? 643 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:53,378 Your parable. Are you going with Three Trees? 644 00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:55,672 Well, yeah. Do you think I shouldn't? 645 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,924 No, well, it's my favorite. 646 00:46:57,924 --> 00:46:59,676 Kids'll love it. 647 00:46:59,676 --> 00:47:03,054 Mom, can Alisa go to the movies with us tonight? 648 00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:06,266 I don't know, honey. Alisa's mom didn't like it 649 00:47:06,266 --> 00:47:08,560 when we took her to see "Grease." 650 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,272 But she loves "Star Wars." She wouldn't mind. 651 00:47:12,272 --> 00:47:13,982 She would want me to go. 652 00:47:14,482 --> 00:47:15,733 Oh, sweetheart. 653 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:17,986 Now, that was just the most adorable little fib, 654 00:47:17,986 --> 00:47:20,863 but if it is okay with your mom, 655 00:47:20,863 --> 00:47:22,865 we would love to have you. 656 00:47:22,865 --> 00:47:25,326 Pat, are you sure you can't make the puppet show? 657 00:47:25,326 --> 00:47:28,746 'Cause I saw the rehearsal and it's gonna be great. 658 00:47:29,289 --> 00:47:31,040 - I wish. - Okay. 659 00:47:34,294 --> 00:47:37,547 Doesn't that serve you perfectly right? 660 00:47:41,884 --> 00:47:43,970 You can't come back here first? 661 00:47:43,970 --> 00:47:48,891 My flight's at 4:00, honey. So, with Friday traffic, 662 00:47:49,726 --> 00:47:51,894 I think I probably need to leave for the airport. 663 00:47:51,894 --> 00:47:54,897 Best to just go straight from the office. 664 00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:59,819 - Just two days, honey. Two days. - Yes. 665 00:47:59,819 --> 00:48:02,822 Two days can go more quickly for some than for others. 666 00:48:07,869 --> 00:48:10,288 Then, I'm home, and 667 00:48:11,581 --> 00:48:15,335 we're packing for Switzerland and we're going to have the best time. 668 00:48:19,922 --> 00:48:22,300 I'm almost two weeks late. 669 00:48:26,387 --> 00:48:28,765 I can't take care of another baby. I'll break. 670 00:48:32,101 --> 00:48:35,563 - I don't wanna be pregnant again. - Honey, there's no reason to start-- 671 00:48:35,563 --> 00:48:36,939 No, please don't-- 672 00:48:37,982 --> 00:48:40,610 Do not handle me. I beg you. Just... 673 00:48:43,071 --> 00:48:44,405 be with me. 674 00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:47,909 Honey, I am. I am with you. 675 00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:50,953 If you are, 676 00:48:52,413 --> 00:48:53,706 we'll deal with it. 677 00:48:53,706 --> 00:48:55,333 We can deal with anything. 678 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,126 Right? We can. 679 00:48:58,878 --> 00:49:00,254 We can. 680 00:49:17,397 --> 00:49:19,440 You wanna say bye? 681 00:49:21,317 --> 00:49:24,445 Bye, Dada. Bye, Daddy. Bye. 682 00:49:26,322 --> 00:49:28,116 Bye, Dada. 683 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,794 "Once upon a time, there were three trees high up on a hill. 684 00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:43,172 "The biggest tree used to say to the others, 685 00:49:43,172 --> 00:49:47,719 "'When I grow up, I want to be made into a big boat. 686 00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:51,848 "The finest ocean liner in the world.' 687 00:49:51,848 --> 00:49:53,391 "But, one day, a group of wood cutters 688 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:56,185 "came to the hill of the three trees. 689 00:49:56,185 --> 00:49:59,772 "And one of them looked at the biggest tree and said, 690 00:49:59,772 --> 00:50:03,568 "'This tree looks like it would make a fine fishing boat.' 691 00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:06,612 "And the big tree cried and cried, 692 00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:08,656 "but the wood cutters cut it down anyway, 693 00:50:08,656 --> 00:50:10,616 "and it became the very boat 694 00:50:10,616 --> 00:50:14,495 that Peter used as his altar to spread the good news." 695 00:50:15,037 --> 00:50:16,539 Isn't this a wonderful time we're having? 696 00:50:16,539 --> 00:50:18,958 - Yeah! - Yes? 697 00:50:44,108 --> 00:50:46,736 Hey, Barbara. Let me help you. I can get the Kool-Aid. 698 00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:49,614 It is gonna be a scorcher today. 699 00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:52,992 Oh, my God, I just wanna drop and put my feet up. 700 00:50:52,992 --> 00:50:55,745 - Do you ever do that, Candy? - Well, it won't be today. 701 00:50:55,745 --> 00:50:58,331 The kids all wanna see the new "Star Wars." 702 00:50:58,331 --> 00:51:00,750 And Jenny wants Alisa to stay over another night, 703 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:03,920 which is fine, but Alisa has her swim lesson today, 704 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,671 so that means I have to drive all the way to Wylie 705 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:08,257 to pick up her swimsuit. 706 00:51:08,257 --> 00:51:11,803 I suppose if I do leave soon enough, then I can swing by the Target 707 00:51:11,803 --> 00:51:14,722 - to get a Father's Day card for Pat. - Oh my-- Go. 708 00:51:14,722 --> 00:51:17,058 Go. I can do this. 709 00:51:17,058 --> 00:51:18,142 And you better get a move on 710 00:51:18,142 --> 00:51:19,352 if you're gonna make it back in time for the puppet show. 711 00:51:19,352 --> 00:51:20,770 And I can't miss that. 712 00:51:20,770 --> 00:51:22,772 - Ian made the elephant. - Bail. 713 00:51:24,065 --> 00:51:26,609 - Hey. Listen to Miss Barbara, okay? - Okay. Bye, Mom. 714 00:51:30,363 --> 00:51:31,239 Hi! 715 00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,657 Hi. 716 00:51:37,411 --> 00:51:40,331 Candy! I finished with your cassette recorder. 717 00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:42,166 Okay, well, I'll be right back. 718 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,252 I just need to run over to Betty Gore's and then to Target. 719 00:51:44,252 --> 00:51:45,670 Gotcha. Bye. 720 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:47,171 Yeah. See you. 721 00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:48,107 Candy. 722 00:52:48,107 --> 00:52:50,401 Sorry. Why call when you can barge right in, right? 723 00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:52,528 I hope I didn't disturb. 724 00:52:52,528 --> 00:52:55,573 No. No, no, no. No, I just put the-- 725 00:52:55,573 --> 00:52:57,783 put the baby down and then poured myself a cup of coffee, 726 00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:01,162 getting ready to watch a little "Phil Donahue." 727 00:53:01,162 --> 00:53:03,164 Sounds like heaven. 728 00:53:03,164 --> 00:53:05,166 - Come in. Join me. - Okay. 729 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,793 Well, I can't stay long. 730 00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:10,338 Noah's ark is leaving port within the hour. 731 00:53:10,338 --> 00:53:12,673 But the reason I came is we're seeing "Star Wars" tonight, 732 00:53:12,673 --> 00:53:14,675 and Alisa wants to come, 733 00:53:14,675 --> 00:53:17,178 and Jenny's just desperate for her to join. 734 00:53:17,178 --> 00:53:19,889 And I said it was okay with me if it was okay with you. 735 00:53:19,889 --> 00:53:22,058 Which is to mean her spending another night. 736 00:53:22,892 --> 00:53:26,187 And I'm happy to take her to her swim lesson to save you the trip. 737 00:53:27,229 --> 00:53:30,191 No, sure. That's fine with me. 738 00:53:30,191 --> 00:53:31,901 Well, I thought it would be, 739 00:53:31,901 --> 00:53:34,904 so I just came from Bible school to pick up her suit. 740 00:53:34,904 --> 00:53:36,906 - You sure you can't stay for coffee? - No, no. Thank you. 741 00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:41,953 Remember, she doesn't like to put her face underwater. Alisa. 742 00:53:41,953 --> 00:53:43,329 So, if she does put her face underwater, 743 00:53:43,329 --> 00:53:44,830 be sure to give her peppermints afterwards. 744 00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:47,041 That's the reward that we have. 745 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,669 - Okay! - Okay. 746 00:53:51,212 --> 00:53:53,714 I'm just so busy getting ready for our trip. 747 00:53:54,423 --> 00:53:57,343 - Switzerland! I heard! - Kansas first. 748 00:53:57,343 --> 00:53:59,720 We're gonna drop the kids and the dogs off at my parents. 749 00:54:00,304 --> 00:54:01,764 - Dogs? - Yes. 750 00:54:01,764 --> 00:54:03,516 We got another one. A puppy, six months old. 751 00:54:03,516 --> 00:54:05,643 He's right out there. 752 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:08,896 - Oh, my God! - I know. 753 00:54:08,896 --> 00:54:11,983 What is his name? 754 00:54:11,983 --> 00:54:14,568 - Cheeto. - Cheeto! 755 00:54:14,568 --> 00:54:17,488 Oh, my gosh. Your name is Cheeto. Hi. 756 00:54:17,488 --> 00:54:19,490 Alisa can't bear to leave him alone. 757 00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:24,078 Well, I can see why. You're just the sweetest little boy! 758 00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:27,415 You're a good boy! Yes, you are! 759 00:54:27,415 --> 00:54:29,333 Come, come. Just sit for a second. 760 00:54:30,543 --> 00:54:31,585 Okay. 761 00:54:32,586 --> 00:54:35,339 - Okay, outside. Outside. Good job. - Oh, my goodness. 762 00:54:47,476 --> 00:54:49,395 - Nothing? - No. Thanks. 763 00:54:50,730 --> 00:54:51,731 Well. 764 00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:02,408 Gonna be a scorcher today. 765 00:55:02,408 --> 00:55:04,410 Scorcher. 766 00:55:06,162 --> 00:55:09,206 I almost forgot. Sherry and I actually incorporated. 767 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:10,958 We're lining jobs up for the fall, 768 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:16,005 so if you need any papering or painting done, here is our card. 769 00:55:16,005 --> 00:55:17,798 The Covergirls. 770 00:55:19,133 --> 00:55:21,427 - It's cute. - It's so exciting. 771 00:55:22,636 --> 00:55:24,013 Well, I should probably get goin'. 772 00:55:24,013 --> 00:55:28,768 I'm hopin' to swing by Target and get a Father's Day card for Pat, 773 00:55:28,768 --> 00:55:30,811 so should I just go grab Alisa's suit or-- 774 00:55:30,811 --> 00:55:31,729 Candy. 775 00:55:34,482 --> 00:55:36,358 Are you having an affair with Allan? 776 00:55:37,026 --> 00:55:38,194 No. 777 00:55:38,944 --> 00:55:41,322 No, of course not. 778 00:55:43,365 --> 00:55:44,784 But you did. 779 00:55:47,119 --> 00:55:48,120 Didn't you? 780 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:53,250 Didn't you? 781 00:55:57,838 --> 00:55:59,256 Yes. 782 00:56:01,801 --> 00:56:04,220 But it was a long time ago. 783 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,813 Did Allan tell you? 784 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:22,363 Can you wait a minute? 785 00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:07,032 Betty? 786 00:57:11,912 --> 00:57:13,330 Betty.