1 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,269 You have to stop pestering me every morning at dawn! 2 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,755 Forewarned is forekilled! 3 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,077 It's cold! 4 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,238 So cold! 5 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,557 It's too cold! 6 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,433 Armaduk! Armaduk... 7 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,829 < Artemio! - Yes mom? 8 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,391 < Your latte is ready! - I'll get dressed and come down! 9 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,471 So cold... 10 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,757 Hello penguin! 11 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:34,515 You gotta move out of this room, I've decided to put a stove. 12 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,995 - Mom! - Yes, honey? 13 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,279 What the hell, this house is too cold! 14 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,677 Of course. The house is big, we can't heat it all up. 15 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,838 Let's take a smaller one. Something more modern. 16 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:07,876 What if you get married and have kids? You'll need the big house. 17 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,233 Who am I supposed to marry? You're the youngest girl in town! 18 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:18,473 There's Maria Rosa, the vintner's daughter. 19 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,069 Maria Rosa is ugly, she disgusts me, she has pimples. 20 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,159 - Picky, aren't we? - Come on, fill her up! 21 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,678 Maria Rosa is beautiful. 22 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,070 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 23 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,755 - I like her. - Then you go marry her! 24 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:47,234 Are you eating? Without saying grace? 25 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,789 Our Father who art in heaven, I hope you are well 26 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,319 because my life here is hell. 27 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,751 Give us today our daily and possibly fresh bread. 28 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,760 I have no debt, there are no temptations where I live, so it is. 29 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,951 So it is. 30 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,031 Peep, peep, peep, peep ... 31 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,598 Artemio, have a nice day at work! 32 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,709 Thank you very much, very kind of you. 33 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,998 Cheer up! A good day starts in the morning! 34 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,680 Yeah, and I'm loading manure. 35 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,870 Then I'll transport the manure... 36 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,557 then I'll spread the manure. 37 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,550 All in all, it's a real shitty day! 38 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,910 - Bye! - Bye! 39 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,321 If somebody comes looking for me, I'm not there for anyone! 40 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,552 - Have a nice day at work, Artemio! - You too, Elpidio! 41 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,157 So foggy! 42 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:20,160 It can't go on like this! It's the same story every morning! 43 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:23,113 They need to put a double lane. 44 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,553 Holy hell, the soil is dry, it's arid. 45 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,798 It hasn't rained for two months, it looks like a desert. 46 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,879 There're never a drop of rain in this cursed village! 47 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,035 Hey you, up there! Make up your mind! 48 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,800 Either send down some camels or some water! 49 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,957 Thanks! 50 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,592 Thanks! Finally! 51 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,350 Thanks, that's okay! That's fine! 52 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,869 A little less! A little less! 53 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:11,158 Enough now! No more water! 54 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,153 That's enough! 55 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:28,436 Will you stop it, you bloody crows? Stop! 56 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,230 Stop for real, don't bullshit me! 57 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,033 All right, eat it all. 58 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,069 90,118... 59 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,114 Twelve o'clock. I did a good job this morning. 60 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,437 One final hit and then we go to eat! 61 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,877 My wine! 62 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,277 Holy hell! 63 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,676 Oh well. I won't drink today. 64 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:21,313 Yuck! I won't eat either! 65 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,280 Let's sleep on it. 66 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,720 Silence! 67 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,157 My tongue tastes bitter... 68 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,599 Artemio, how handsome you are! 69 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,395 How young you are! You have the beauty of the donkey! 70 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,991 - Every time I see you, I fall in love. - Yuck! 71 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,670 - I'm not beautiful, but I'm rich. - You're disgustingly rich! 72 00:08:42,538 --> 00:08:46,734 THREE-HOUSE VILLAGE - part of TEN-HOUSE VILLAGE MUNICIPALITY 73 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:58,320 - Good afternoon, Artemio! - Hello. 74 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,714 - Are you coming to see the show? - No, I'm going home. 75 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,116 - Come on! - I have already seen it! 76 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,437 Let's all go! 77 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,997 OK let's go. 78 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,671 Last time I was late and only saw half of it. 79 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,031 (Artemio) You need to follow the schedule. 80 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,157 Here comes! 81 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,316 < It's so beautiful! < It's awesome! 82 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,515 Last time there were fewer wagons, this time it's really nice! 83 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:46,959 - Last time there were more wagons. - The train is always the train! 84 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,429 They should schedule it more often. 85 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,203 No, you'd get used to it and it wouldn't be fun anymore. 86 00:10:00,284 --> 00:10:02,480 - The train is always nice. - Yes, the train is nice. 87 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:06,112 Today is the 15th of the month, I have to cut your nails. 88 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,556 - We cut them a month ago! - That was your left foot. 89 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:13,554 It's been two months since we last trimmed your right foot! 90 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:18,200 - Why do you buy big shoes? - Because I am a farmer: 91 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,915 "Big shoes, fine brains." They have the same effect of phosphorus. 92 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,714 Then you're a genius, honey. 93 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,837 Be careful! 94 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,277 Forget it, it's a dangerous job. 95 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,711 I'll have it done in the workshop, I'll feel safer. 96 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,638 Do me a favor, turn on the TV. I want to see the news. 97 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:14,034 - A IUMBO fell in Indochina. - Where's Indochina? 98 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:20,316 You have to go to Lugano and then always straight. 99 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,397 I didn't know. 100 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:27,035 274 victims. The black box is also dead. 101 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,710 Speaking of misfortunes, you know what happened? 102 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,631 < No. 103 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,633 Mr. Giuseppe's dog got into our courtyard. 104 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,752 He chased our cat, caught it, 105 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,996 He bit him and killed him. 106 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,679 - What's for dinner? - Rabbit. 107 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:48,391 Whenever a cat dies, you make rabbit! Just make me two eggs! 108 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,950 - Who can it be? - A surprise. 109 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,310 < Open the door! 110 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,359 - Who could beat this time of night? - Just open up! 111 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,117 It's Maria Rosa. 112 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,638 I made this myself, happy birthday. 113 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,752 - What's the occasion? - It's your birthday! 114 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,030 Holy hell, I forgot! 115 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,757 You were born on April 22, you are a Taurus. She is Virgo. 116 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,349 - In every way. < (Artemio) I believe you. 117 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,951 If you stay like this they'll make you a saint. It won't be difficult for you. 118 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,469 Stay and eat with us. 119 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,877 No, she has to go home. Aren't you busy? 120 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,479 - No! - See? 121 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,831 She has to go home and put on some acne cream. 122 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:41,955 Use lots of it! Or try vitriol. Bye. 123 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,317 Wait up! 124 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,915 - It must be good. - Artemio, you are a villain! 125 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,878 How old am I? 36, 37? I lost count. 126 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,718 40! 127 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,559 - Are you kidding? - You think I don't know? 128 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:05,198 You were born the year dad planted the chestnut tree on the property line. 129 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,598 You are the same age as that chestnut: 40 years exactly. 130 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,315 40 years? I'm old then. Drop the cake! 131 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,353 You are not old, you are still a boy! 132 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:21,714 40 years! And I stayed where you planted me. Just like the chestnut tree! 133 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:26,311 Let's have cake to celebrate 40 years spent among the Zulu 134 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,512 eating away at my youth! Go fuck yourselves! 135 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,112 Honey, you look crazy! 136 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,313 I'm fucking sick of this! I absolutely have to do something! 137 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,159 I don't want to end up like the chestnut tree! 138 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,669 40 years for a man is the last resort! 139 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:47,590 Lord, he wants to go to a resort! But he can't swim! 140 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,354 Why do you want to leave? The city is full of temptations! 141 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:56,713 - It's an ugly beast! - That's the world, that's life! 142 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,275 People communicate there, they have fun. 143 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,394 I've never moved from the country! I haven't even been in the military! 144 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:08,309 - I'm a widow, you're my support. - What a support...! 145 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,149 There's movement in the city... there are lights, skyscrapers, music! 146 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:17,639 People meet, they make a lot of money. 147 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:21,190 There are careers, "self made man". 148 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,999 - What does it mean? - It means I'll do myself! 149 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,551 You'll get bags under your eyes! You must get married! 150 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,958 It means I want to fulfill myself, reach any goal! 151 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,914 Would it disgust you to have the President of the Republic for a son? 152 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:41,796 - I like you as you are. - A farmer for life!? 153 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,631 - What's that? - The savings of 20 years of work. 154 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,951 2 million and 344 thousand lire. 155 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,233 Don't waste them and hide them well. 156 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,312 - You don't want them? - I do! 157 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,670 In the city, people don't live on smog alone. 158 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,757 < Artemio! - Yes? 159 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,709 - You forgot your alarm clock. - Thanks, eat it yourself. 160 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:18,791 - Bye. - What if I want to write to you? 161 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:23,312 - You can't write. - Right. What if I want to call you? 162 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:27,229 I'll find a hotel, a pension, I'll let you know. 163 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:32,076 Go to your cousin, the one who emigrated to Milan many years ago. 164 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,953 He's settled down, he'll give you a hand. 165 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,838 - What cousin? - Severino Cicerchia. 166 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,110 - The farter? - Yup. 167 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,073 I hope I won't need him. Bye. 168 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,157 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 169 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,399 Lord... 170 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:01,031 - (man) Go home! - (woman) Move away! 171 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,714 (man) Where are you going with that thing? 172 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,269 (man) You can't go around like that! 173 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,238 I get it! One moment! 174 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,995 Wait! Be calm! What's the hurry? 175 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,833 - Take him away! - That's enough! 176 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,594 (man) You can't! Go! 177 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,155 (man) Where are the cops? 178 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,076 Hey! Stop! Pull over! 179 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,953 Pull over! I told you to stop! 180 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,477 Stop there! 181 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,317 - Get out. - I'm coming. 182 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,916 - Good morning. - Where are you go with this vehicle? 183 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,759 - Why, what is it? - Where is this light? 184 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,319 It's gone. 185 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,518 - Not even this. The tires are smooth. - I know. 186 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,355 - Do you have the triangle? - I have nothing. 187 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,790 - The spare tire? - I don't have it. 188 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,917 - Not even that one? - No, I have nothing. 189 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,513 - Road tax? - No. 190 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,591 - Driver's license? - Never had one. 191 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,870 - Never had a driver's license? - Never. 192 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,031 This vehicle cannot circulate. It's under seizure. 193 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,111 - How do I get around? - On foot. 194 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,116 - Can I take the suitcase? - Yes. 195 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,597 - Is the gun loaded? - Go away, or... 196 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,155 Or I'll shoot for real! 197 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,792 These peasants are crazy! 198 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,349 Help! Help! 199 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:21,840 Help,stop! You locked yourselves out! 200 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,790 Let us through! 201 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,951 Go away! 202 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:57,631 I can't cross, could you take me to the other side? 203 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,556 - How much it is? - 10 thousand. 204 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,591 10 thousand to cross a street? 205 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,317 There's the call fee, fare supplement and luggage transport. 206 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,397 I get it. 207 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,596 I'd like to see the Duomo, how do I get there? 208 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,509 - Cross the street again and... - I'm no longer interested. 209 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,794 - Hello! - Severino Cicerchia, aka the farter? 210 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,515 You have reached Severino Cicerchia's answering machine. 211 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,075 - Hello? - I am momentarily out of prison, 212 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:31,990 speak after the AUCUSTIC signal. Ready! 213 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,592 Severino, it's me, I've arrived in the city, are you happy? 214 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,396 Hello? Who are you? 215 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,309 I'm your cousin Artemio, the one from Three-House Village. 216 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:48,229 I remember! You're that blond dick-face! 217 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,638 - But I'm not blond. - Then I distinctly remember your face. 218 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,071 Could I please sleep at your place for one night? 219 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,800 - Okay, blondie. - Thanks. 220 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,915 - I'm in Piazza Sant'Eustorgio. It is far? < No. 221 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,391 Can you pick me up? I'm not familiar with the city. 222 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,471 Thanks, you're very kind. 223 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,155 I'll wait in front of the church, there's a small square with a garden. 224 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,237 - I don't remember you! - Me neither. 225 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,039 You were a kid when you left. 226 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:23,829 You can't go wrong, if you see someone with a suitcase, that's me. 227 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,992 - With a suitcase. - Yes, bye. 228 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,954 They stole my suitcase! 229 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,592 Oh! 230 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,432 - Hello. - Hello! 231 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,989 - Were you waiting for me? - Yes. 232 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,797 - You look so different! - You're a little different too. 233 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,793 - Over the years... - Are you coming to my house? 234 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,316 - That's why I'm here. - Won't you even give me a kiss? 235 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,155 - But... Severino! - My name's not Severino! 236 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,590 - What's your name? - Margherita! 237 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,997 - It's a misunderstanding. - No, YOU are a misunderstanding! 238 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,715 - I'm waiting for Severino. - You don't know what you're missing! 239 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,517 You villain. 240 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,432 Go to hell! 241 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,680 - Severino! - Artemio! 242 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,271 - Hello, Severino. - How did you recognize me? 243 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,512 - From your voice. - May I tell you something? 244 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,830 - Tell me. - You've got a dickface! 245 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,594 - Maybe, but I'm not blond. - Come on, hop on. 246 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,400 - If you feel air, roll up the window. - Don't worry. 247 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,956 I let it down so the air inside can escape. 248 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,111 (Severino) Air of my home... 249 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,469 This is my house, come in. 250 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,717 You like? 251 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,597 So much stuff! It feels like we're at the market. I really like it. 252 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:05,352 You've settled down really well. The furniture is very nice. 253 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,916 It's my job. I pick it up and the customer buys. 254 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:12,795 Are you in trade? It's a big investment. 255 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:18,472 Virtually nil. I run a "removal and sales" business. 256 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,831 Where do you think is my capital? 257 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,477 My capital is here! Inside my "melon box"! It's boxed in! 258 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,074 How much would you like to spend? Tell me! 259 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,714 See what's here! All kinds of goodies! 260 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,515 Makeup powder, pants, tape recorders, 261 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,195 black and white or color televisions: 12-inch, 15-inch. Telephones. 262 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,278 - Do you have a car stereo? - I don't even have a car. 263 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,271 Get the stereo first, then worry about the car! 264 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,189 I have a truly unique opportunity for you: Korean car stereo. 265 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,960 Stereo cassette player! 266 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,789 Put your finger in it and play the tape! Look here! 267 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:59,795 Fm, Fb, Fd, five stereo ICs, stereo tape... 268 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:03,879 Off, on, off, on. Five diodes and one transistor! 269 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,839 I can give this to you for 100 thousand lire! 270 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,276 100 thousand and one, 100 thousand and two... deal! 271 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,038 You won't give me 100 thousand lire? 272 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,278 Give me 10 thousand lire! Ten thousand lire and one, two... 273 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,916 I'll throw in these velvet pants! Ten thousand lire! 274 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,759 Give me 10 thousand lire! Not even 10 thousand lire? 275 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,394 OK, I'll gift it to you! I'll gift it to you and one... 276 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,160 I'm not gifting it to you. Dickface! 277 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,749 I'll give it to you when I say so! 278 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,635 - Would you like to eat something? - I haven't eaten since this morning. 279 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,071 I have no food. Would you like a glass of milk? 280 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,319 - You never turn down a glass of milk. - I have no glasses nor milk! 281 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,478 Did you come to eat and drink for free? What do you want? 282 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:49,834 - I came looking for work. - Would you like to work with me? 283 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,351 You would be a true friend, Farter. 284 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,114 We could do FEEFY-FEEFY. 285 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,761 FEEF for me and FEEF for you, do you understand? 286 00:27:58,842 --> 00:28:01,115 You like FEEFY-FEEFY? 287 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,319 - What's that? - I FEEF 50% and you get 50%! 288 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,950 But it's a very demanding job, you always have to go straight, 289 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,680 without ever looking back. 290 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,269 - Do you have a clear record? - I'm clean and own nothing. 291 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,677 - Good! Can you drive a Vespa? - Of course! 292 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,357 All right! Hired! 293 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,909 - When do we start? - Let's start... 294 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,118 Let's start right away, come. 295 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,914 - It is far? - Don't worry, fool! 296 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,392 The important thing is that you go straight when the road is straight. 297 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,517 - Drive well, huh? - Yup. 298 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,872 - Do you like the metropolis? - Yup. 299 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,758 Really? 300 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,717 - It's like being in town. - Yup. 301 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:51,357 Turn right, slowly. Yes, good, right. 302 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,357 Slow down. 303 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,437 - Slow down, slow down. - I stop? 304 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,996 - Go near the sidewalk. - Like this? 305 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,317 Go slow, like this. Pull over a little more. 306 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,159 Go slow... go! Go! 307 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,438 Bravo! Now go! Fast, fast! 308 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,757 Turn right! Faster than light! 309 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,794 Why do you keep telling me go here, go there, right or left? 310 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,356 - I know what to do! - You do what I say. 311 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,120 We are not in the country here! 312 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,351 - Slow! Go right! - Should I stop? 313 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,670 No, get next to the sidewalk. 314 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,676 - Speed up! - Hey! 315 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,593 - You bastards! - I get it! You touched her ass! 316 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,433 Faster than light! 317 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:08,680 - You touched her ass! - Go! Accelerate! 318 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,990 Criminals! 319 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,596 - Bravo, you drive well. Slow down. - Now fast? 320 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,752 No, slow down! Stop! 321 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,597 I get it... 322 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,314 - Are we bricklayers? - No, the job is done. 323 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,990 This is yours... and this is mine. 324 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,992 I get it. 325 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,396 Thief! Thief! 326 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,558 - Shut up, they'll arrest us. - They'll arrest you! 327 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,950 They arrest you too, we stole together! 328 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,956 Aren't you ashamed of robbing poor people? 329 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,590 Don't beat me up like a thug, shame on you! 330 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,639 I tried to work honestly, but I couldn't! Try it yourself! 331 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,593 I steal from people who have something! 332 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,282 I don't steal anything from people who have nothing! 333 00:31:00,363 --> 00:31:03,959 Shame of shames! Holy hell... 334 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:08,240 I took her bag because she had a bag! 335 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,950 If she didn't have a bag... It's not like I'd steal her arm. 336 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,032 Dye your hair blonde... Dickface! 337 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:26,230 I suffer so much when they scold me! I feel like crying! 338 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,519 Corsi Angela. Via dello Statuto 19. 339 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,990 - Good morning. - Can't you see you're soiling my floor? 340 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,789 - Sorry. Does Angela Corsi live here? - Yes, so what? 341 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,236 Don't do that, my feet hurt! I got my nails trimmed! 342 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,558 - What time does she come back? - I don't know, she's always working. 343 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,753 She could be back in half an hour, in three hours, no one knows! 344 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:21,556 Give her this, please. Say a friend left it for you. 345 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,149 Okay, but now get out of the way. 346 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,794 He soiled everything with those shoes! 347 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:32,080 It's not so much for the money, there was only 120 thousand lire, 348 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,194 It's the hassle: documents, keys... 349 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:41,038 - Can you open the door without breaking it? - I'll try. 350 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,157 But if it breaks, I'll change the lock. 351 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,320 The one who drove the Vespa, I saw his face so clearly. 352 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,670 A thug face! 353 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,953 I still have it in front of my eyes. 354 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,436 If I met him again, I would recognize him immediately. 355 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:02,166 - It's him! - I'll take care of it, Miss, stop. 356 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,469 - What? What have I done? - You know very well! 357 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,070 Enough with your hands, let's think. 358 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,831 - Is it him? - Yes, I'm sure. 359 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:21,913 - It's the lady of the handbag! - He recognized me too. 360 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,806 - Let's go. - Where? - To the police. - Not the police! 361 00:33:24,887 --> 00:33:27,952 I got her purse back to the reception, I didn't touch anything! 362 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,953 - I don't believe you! - Poor guy, he could be telling the truth. 363 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:36,194 - Look at that thief face! - Let's check. 364 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:41,400 Let's check! If you've been bullshitting, I'll kick your ass! 365 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,959 - Ouch! My arm! - Get in! 366 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,318 (Artemio) No! You're pulling my hair! 367 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,886 - Enjoy your meal. - Thank you. You don't eat? 368 00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:04,517 No, I don't eat in the evening. I'm on a diet. 369 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,633 Two crackers, if I have to. 370 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,634 Pasta has too many calories, it makes you fat. 371 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,511 I never cook it for myself. 372 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,917 How is it? 373 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,273 Good. 374 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,594 Have you just arrived in Milan? Finding a place to sleep is a problem. 375 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:35,509 < Yes. - Would you go to a Residence? 376 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,716 - I don't know what that is. - It's a mini apartment hotel. 377 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,038 - It's got everything, like a home. - There's nothing in my house. 378 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,398 I know the director, we send him our clients. 379 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,034 It's just a bit expensive: 50 thousand. 380 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,834 - Per month? - No, per day! 381 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,675 - Holy Mary! - But cleaning is included. 382 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,549 There's furniture, cutlery, TV. They also wash your linen. 383 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,946 Then I'll go there. 384 00:35:03,027 --> 00:35:05,873 The director won't be there until tomorrow, though. 385 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:10,477 Don't worry, I'll find accommodation for tonight. 386 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,837 No! You'll sleep here tonight. 387 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:19,034 There? Thanks, I'm a farmer and I'm used to sleeping on the ground. 388 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:24,280 Not here, there! There's a sofa. I'm going to fix it for you. 389 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,911 - It's almost ready. - Good. 390 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,594 - What's that dress you're wearing? - It's not a dress, it's a pajama. 391 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,950 - Looks very good on you. - Thanks. 392 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,357 White makes it all stand out. 393 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,074 - All what? - All... 394 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,917 All the furniture. 395 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,273 - Is that your boyfriend? - I wish! 396 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,676 It's Platini. Handsome, huh? 397 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,155 Well... He dresses sporty. 398 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,390 The bed is made, goodnight. 399 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:17,356 - Am I not compromising you? - What do you mean? 400 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:21,752 I sleep in your house, the door woman saw us together. 401 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,150 You really are a peasant! 402 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,440 We're not doing anything wrong! 403 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,077 Right. 404 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,478 Tac! 405 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,957 - Artemio, what are you doing? - I was undressing. 406 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,398 I'll take you to the residence tomorrow morning, okay? 407 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,153 Yes thanks. 408 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,110 This is one of my pajamas, here. 409 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,595 I was combing my hair, sorry. 410 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,718 < What are you doing? - I shut myself out. 411 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,360 < Why? - So I'm inside. 412 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,073 - Artemio! - I'm here in the bathroom. 413 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,795 < We have to go out in 10 minutes. - I know, but I'd like to shave. 414 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,356 - Do you have a razor? - In the drawer on the right. 415 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:06,077 "For a correct use of the razor, spread your legs well." 416 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,111 I've been working in a very solid company for four years. 417 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,197 I have a good salary. 418 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,477 - Salary increase every two years. - Like Mennea. 419 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,793 At 50 I can retire with the maximum pension. 420 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,154 Can't complain, can I? Are you not listening? 421 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,796 I am engaged in driving. 422 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,630 - My days go by quickly... - Easy! 423 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:58,794 On Sundays I feel lost, I can't be doing nothing. 424 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,714 I have to move, act, run! 425 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,837 Brake! 426 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,837 Left! Now right! 427 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:16,478 - Aren't you driving too fast? - The secret is to never stop. 428 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,190 If one stops to meditate, if one looks over his shoulder, 429 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,750 maybe he'll ask himself: "What have I done with my life?". 430 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,678 Be careful! 431 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,155 Take the underpass! 432 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:38,200 Ignorant! It's that simple! 433 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:43,634 Watch out! A residence crosses the street! 434 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,560 - Please go slower. - We aren't moving! 435 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,115 Come on, the director is waiting for you! 436 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,113 Bye! 437 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,790 Angela, when will I see you again? 438 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,233 Unfortunately the small ones are all taken. Come! 439 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:17,231 You're lucky, there's a double one left, bright and very spacious. 440 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,317 Please! 441 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,638 - Happy? - The entrance is nice. 442 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:32,156 Entrance, living room, bedroom, kitchenette and bathroom. It's all here. 443 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:36,084 It's the result of careful research on a human scale. 444 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,677 Kitchenette. 445 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,117 Private corner. 446 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,750 Shower corner with changing room. 447 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,837 Recreational corner. 448 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,357 TV corner. 449 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,955 Telephone corner with built-in seat. Hello? 450 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,437 Lunch-dinner corner. 451 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,557 With reversible chairs. 452 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,992 - And the sleeping corner? - You go to bed after dinner, right? 453 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,993 Look. Here it is! 454 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,635 Beautiful and functional! And it's very light. 455 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,716 - Done. - Isn't there a window? 456 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,791 Obsolete. Come here. 457 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,232 Hot air, cold air, dehumidifier. 458 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,516 - Why do you need a window? - I don't. 459 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,240 - Satisfied? - Yes. - Here. - Thanks. 460 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:33,076 Neighbors hate noise, so don't have parties or conferences in here. 461 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,230 Sure. 462 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,439 You owe me a month in advance: one and a half million. 463 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,318 - So much? - Please. 464 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,916 - This is a million. - A million and a half. 465 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:51,353 - This is half. - Plus 200,000 for bills. 466 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,557 - That's 300,000. - Plus 79,000 for the TV license. 467 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,435 - Give me back... - Plus 150,000 for transportation. 468 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,079 - Transport of what? - Funeral transport. 469 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,433 In case you get a stroke, a thrombosis, a heart attack. 470 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,758 - You keep money there too? - No, I'm touching myself for good luck. 471 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,239 - Good morning. - Quick, Artemio's on the phone! 472 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,477 Here I am. 473 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,798 Hello? Artemio, is that you? 474 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:20,319 Mom, I live in a very modern apartment full of corners. 475 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,469 You should see how elegant I look! I have a nice cat-gray dress, 476 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,309 almost mouse-gray. I didn't imagine I would become so elegant. 477 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,472 Really? How much did you spend, my little star? 478 00:43:32,553 --> 00:43:34,657 < Everything, but I'll look for a job tomorrow. 479 00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:36,476 I have interesting prospects. 480 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:41,316 - Ah, I fell in love! - The distance did him good. 481 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,512 - He finally fell in love with you. - I love you too! 482 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:49,117 - Who's talking? - Maria Rosa. She's happy you love her. 483 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,670 I fell in love with a city girl. 484 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:57,556 She doesn't know, but I'll tell her next time. Are you happy? 485 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,393 - No! She's a good girl, she has a high school diploma. 486 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:05,190 - Then she's a whore! - You're a peasant, you don't understand! 487 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,558 Maybe. Artemio, I prepared a nice care package for you. 488 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,196 I put a ham, coppa, a few eggs and a little flour in it. 489 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,676 - I'll send it to you right away! - Mom, don't send me anything. 490 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,395 In the city we eat in a more practical, more vitaminic way. 491 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:25,196 I have to go, I'm going to prepare lunch. Bye. 492 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,591 Folding table... tac! 493 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,909 Rotating chair... tac! 494 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,717 Place for diners who are not there... tac! 495 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,634 Tablecloth by the meter... tac! 496 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,512 Paper plate, extra strong napkin! 497 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,591 Plastic cup... tac! 498 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,479 Carton wine... tac! 499 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,875 Ready to use spaghetti. Frozen side dish... tac! 500 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,635 Tuna and breadsticks to cut it... tac! 501 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,869 Now that's life! 502 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,717 Artemio! 503 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,910 - I'm here... - What happened to you? 504 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,510 Intoxication! They even gave him gastric lavage. 505 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:51,116 - Who are you? - No beds left. They matched us. 506 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:56,875 I'm glad you came, but how did you find me? 507 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,874 I phoned the residence, they told me you'd gotten sick. 508 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,797 - Here. - Thanks. 509 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,837 You said you're looking for a job, would you like to be an agent? 510 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,550 - Policeman? - No, insurance agent. 511 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:16,077 When you feel better, go to this address. 512 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,431 You will only have to take a small interview. 513 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,718 You'll see they'll hire you. I'm going now, it's late. Bye. 514 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,430 You just arrived and you're already leaving? Stop for a while. 515 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,875 It's nice in here... well... 516 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,234 You have to get used to it. Visiting the ill is a good deed. 517 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,552 Jesus is happy. 518 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,873 I'm sorry, I have to go to the bank, then to the airport to see a customer 519 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,834 and then go to the office. Bye, Artemio, see you. 520 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,473 Bye Angela. 521 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,476 - You ate them all. - You're not well! 522 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,471 - Were they good? - A little dry. 523 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,270 Sorry, I had a gastric lavage 524 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,556 and I still haven't recovered. 525 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,518 It's a Japanese watch, I found it in my Easter egg. 526 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,718 Maria Rosa gave it to me. She'd like to be my girlfriend. 527 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,556 We don't care. Are you familiar with life insurance? 528 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,317 Basically... 529 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:44,916 Calculate the rate of a hypothetical customer's lifetime policy. 530 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,759 For example... this colleague of mine. 531 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:53,676 I would not insure the gentleman, he already has one foot in the pit! 532 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,834 - He won't make the night. - But how dare you? 533 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,116 See? 534 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,152 All right. 535 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:11,033 This is a contract that provides for all types of accidents. 536 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:16,198 This is the pen. You have to come to my house and get me to sign. 537 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,873 You are welcome. 538 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,833 - What time will we meet? - Where? 539 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:26,191 - At your house. - It was an example! Sit down. 540 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,830 Sit closer, sit forward. 541 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,070 Come here, perfect. 542 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,835 - You arrived at my house. - Riiing. 543 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,594 - What's that? - Your doorbell. 544 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,400 Oh, you have the other kind? The one that goes dling-don? 545 00:48:41,481 --> 00:48:45,552 - Shall I go dling-don? - Forget it, go ahead. 546 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,075 What is this? 547 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,516 The door of his house creaks, you need to put some oil in it. 548 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,798 Wonderful! Signed paintings, antique furniture, silverware! 549 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,754 Congratulations, did you inherit it? Sure, a thief could take it all... 550 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,316 but you won't care because you signed this. 551 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,958 I have a perfect alarm, no thief can enter my house. 552 00:49:09,425 --> 00:49:13,711 A lightning strike! My neighbor's farmhouse burned down. 553 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,356 But you won't care because you signed this. 554 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,518 I don't have a farmhouse, but I have a lightning rod. 555 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:25,151 Your maid waxed the floor, you slip and break two ribs, 556 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,352 you weigh a lot, so you break the floor and ruin the apartment below. 557 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,233 I have carpet and I don't slip. 558 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,765 A cigarette butt burns the carpet and the house. 559 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:35,633 I do not smoke. 560 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,678 Your dog kills the neighbor's cat, but you won't care, 561 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,752 with the insurance money, you'll buy some rabbit. 562 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,356 - I have no dogs. - Your child might break a glass? 563 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,398 - I have no children. - Your wife... you have no wife? 564 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,750 Didn't you find one your size? 565 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,231 - At this point I'm screwed. - Yes, you're screwed. 566 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,317 Let's see what you do. 567 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,157 I'll take the contract and write that you didn't want to insure. 568 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,389 This pen isn't working. 569 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,195 - Sorry, I splashed it! - You soiled my dress! 570 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,638 If you had signed, we could have paid for the damage. 571 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:19,635 - You could have gotten 30-40,000 lire. - This costs 500,000 lire! 572 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:24,078 - It's pure linen! - The assessor will have to deal with it. 573 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,957 If you change your mind, call me. Goodbye... condolences. 574 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,753 - (Angela) See you at the diner. - (colleague) All right, see you later. 575 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,036 - And this evening? - Let's go see a movie. 576 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,070 Did your boss decide on the switchboard? 577 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,074 He took a new digital one: 46 internal lines. 578 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,589 There is a funny guy trying to say hi. 579 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,874 - Hello. - Ah! He's a friend. 580 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,837 - See you later. - Bye. 581 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,712 - Hello. - You're so elegant! 582 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,710 - These were flowers for you. - Thanks. 583 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,514 - Red carnations. - I love them. 584 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,276 I was passing this way... I wanted to see where you work. 585 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:35,713 - Did they take you to insurance? - No, because... 586 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,395 - Because? - They wanted a taller one. 587 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,672 However, I have interesting prospects for the future. 588 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,640 - Shall we take a walk? - I have to go back to the office. 589 00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,515 - I only have 45 minutes for lunch. - I'll pay. 590 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:56,079 We'll find a restaurant, with an orchestra, something romantic. 591 00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:01,036 I told you, I only have 45 minutes. Actually 44, now. 592 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,436 Come and eat with me, let's go. 593 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,594 - Thanks. - You are welcome. 594 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,876 - Do you like ham? - Very much. 595 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:25,390 - It's 3,850 lire. - But I didn't take anything. 596 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,750 Cover charge. 597 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:33,430 Angela, what should we get the boss for his birthday? 598 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:37,076 - Let's talk about it later. - I was saying... 599 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,795 - Angela, did you read that memo? - Yes and I disagree. 600 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:45,591 - What were you saying? - I met a girl I really like... 601 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:48,189 - Did you get the penne? May I? - Go ahead. 602 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:53,759 - You know her too. - Good, but there is too much chili. 603 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,670 - So, this girl? - I realized I loved her. 604 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:03,431 I fell in love, but unfortunately I have nothing to offer her... 605 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,279 - Can I bum a cigarette? - Do you mind? 606 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,718 Thanks. 607 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,509 - After all, I'm just a farmer. - What's wrong with that? 608 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,435 Nothing, but with a job I'd be more comfortable. 609 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,158 Will you open the bottle for me? 610 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:21,598 I have interesting prospects for the future and I will work hard. 611 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,989 I'm stubborn, you know what we farmers are like. 612 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,716 - Angela, can you pass me the pepper? - Here's the pepper. 613 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,630 I can find a way to settle down ... but what do you think? 614 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,071 Can I tell this girl that I fell in love with her? 615 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,671 - Yes, after all you're a handsome boy. - Well... 616 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,476 - You're nice! Also, you're honest. - Thanks. 617 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,796 If I were you, I would confess. 618 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,559 - Angela... - Ah, yes, I have to go. 619 00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:00,236 You'll have to introduce me to this girl. Bye! 620 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,357 Maybe she didn't understand. 621 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,718 - Good morning. - Can I help you? 622 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:44,391 - I came for that job as a caretaker. - Uncle! 623 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,955 You must be patient, he has a bad temper. 624 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,633 I am a farmer. 625 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,758 - I have a lot of patience. - Come on, uncle. 626 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,793 Good morning. 627 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,353 - What does he do? - He must get to know you. 628 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,954 How ugly you are, the dog was better. 629 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,993 At least I don't poop on the street. 630 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,957 We'll see. 631 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:15,436 - Come on, I'll take you. - Forget it, I'm driving. Walk! 632 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:21,114 - Run, quick! Walk! - Ouch! 633 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:24,915 Walk straight! Quick! 634 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:31,352 He was a very intelligent dog, then one day he died. 635 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,551 Beaten with sticks? 636 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,996 - You're doing it on purpose! - Of course I do it on purpose! 637 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,191 - What time is it? - 18:15. 638 00:56:00,281 --> 00:56:01,791 Let's go to the movies. 639 00:56:01,872 --> 00:56:05,516 - You're blind, you can't go there. - You'll watch and explain it to me. 640 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,837 - What movie do you want to see? - "Erica's warm lips". 641 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,070 A film forbidden to minors. 642 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,595 - Where do they show it? - At the Fantasy theater. 643 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:17,275 - I don't know where it is. - I'll take you, come. Come! 644 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:24,031 Come with me, don't worry. Walk or we'll be late! 645 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:28,074 - Watch the tree. - I saw it, I'm not blind. 646 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,642 - So what's going on? - Now she... she's undressing. 647 00:56:34,723 --> 00:56:36,751 - She's taking it all off. - Panties too? 648 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,989 Yup. 649 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,435 - How are the panties? - They're underpants. 650 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,234 - Are they briefs? - Yup. 651 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,984 Is the breast like this, like this or like this? 652 00:56:46,065 --> 00:56:50,551 It's in front, it's a kind of like a melon. 653 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,116 - Split in two and placed on the breast. - Stop it! 654 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:58,114 - And under? - Below the breast is the navel. 655 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,592 - How is it? - Like a cherry. 656 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,599 - Enough, we're a theater! - What about the backside? 657 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:09,600 - It's like a... - How, how? 658 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:13,138 Like a watermelon split in two and put on the ass. 659 00:57:13,219 --> 00:57:14,351 That's enough! 660 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,114 With this newspaper... 661 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,271 - Is there a newspaper? - No, the newspaper is in the back. 662 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,759 - Is the newspaper behind her? - No! 663 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,310 - Silence ! - A guy's coming... 664 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,718 - With a courgette, two tomatoes... - I don't care about the greengrocer. 665 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,515 - Now stop! - You don't understand, he's blind. 666 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,359 - Then this is no place for him. - So what is? 667 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:40,077 - I'll punch you in the nose! - Enough, I quit. 668 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,556 - How do I get home? - Use your memory. 669 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,479 Come here! Come here! 670 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,833 - Hello. - What are you doing? 671 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,309 Get the pump. 672 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:06,152 Today I thought that we could take a trip, on the lakes, in the hills. 673 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:11,992 We find a restaurant, with an orchestra, so we are together. 674 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,200 Are you crazy? Do you know what day it is? 675 00:58:15,281 --> 00:58:16,346 Sunday. 676 00:58:16,427 --> 00:58:19,272 - What happens today? - The Mass? 677 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:24,839 - The match! There's Inter-Juve! - You want to go to the stadium? 678 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:29,511 - Where else would you like to go? - Actually... 679 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:34,555 - Don't you care about football? - Actually, as a boy... 680 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:39,550 We do stupid things as kids, but now you support Juve like me! 681 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,320 Okay, I support Juve. 682 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,879 - What are you doing with those flowers? - For you. 683 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,712 Get the flag. 684 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,440 - Show it well. - Yes. 685 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,435 - Get up, get up. - Should I stand? 686 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,239 Yes, on your feet! Shout! 687 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,755 - Long live Juve! - Long live Juve! 688 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,912 (together) Juve, Juve, Juve! 689 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,595 Juve! Juve! 690 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:17,791 - Juve! Juve! Juve! - Juve! Juve! 691 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,555 (fans) Inter! Inter! 692 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,276 You know, that girl I was telling you about... 693 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,280 She is not just any girl, you know. 694 00:59:55,400 --> 01:00:00,952 That girl... it's you. I've fallen in love with you. 695 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:08,358 If that's okay with you, let me understand. Give me a sign. 696 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:13,031 - I'm shy, I have to understand... - Yes! 697 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:19,236 - Referee, it was offside! - What are you talking about? 698 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,433 - Shut up, stupid. - Hey, scoundrel! 699 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:27,229 - You don't talk to a young lady like that! - What's that got to do with you? 700 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,077 Ouch, my hand! 701 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,317 No! 702 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,838 There! 703 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,191 You and your Juve! 704 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,999 (fans) Inter! Inter! 705 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,671 - It went badly. - Don't get upset, I understand. 706 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:07,510 Let's take a ride up the hills, to a restaurant with an orchestra. 707 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:11,349 What orchestra? What do I care about orchestras? 708 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:16,190 Sorry, but when Juve loses I don't want to do anything. 709 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,836 I feel like slapping someone. 710 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:26,115 - Then I'll take the tram home. - Good, this is not a good time. 711 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,312 - Yes, bye. - Talk to you later. 712 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:33,070 - Don't get angry. - No, no. 713 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:40,357 The flag! Angela, the flag! You forgot the flag! 714 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,830 He's with Juve! Let's kill him, come on! 715 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:53,957 It's not mine, it's a friend of mine's. I don't give a damn about football! 716 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,640 The van! Thief! 717 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,399 The window! 718 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,192 Excuse me, would you swap your bucket for any two? 719 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:54,678 - Oh yeah. - Stop! Scratch that. 720 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:59,078 Have you gone mad? Didn't you read the script? 721 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,875 - You must say no! - I haven't read the script, 722 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:07,039 but it doesn't take a genius to see this is a favorable exchange. 723 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,549 No, you have to say no! 724 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:14,038 Wouldn't he change his 1,000 lire for 2,000 mine? 725 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:19,149 You are not paid to think, you have to advertise. 726 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,272 For 100,000 lire do I have to look like an idiot? 727 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:28,078 Shut up, just say the line on the script. Okay? 728 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,998 From the top! 729 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,716 <(director) Are you ready? - Yup. 730 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,710 <(director) Camera. <(operator) Ready. 731 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,199 <(director) Action! 732 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,720 Excuse me, would you swap your bucket for any two? 733 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,275 I would, but that guy doesn't want to. 734 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,758 I can't do it, find someone more stupid. 735 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:59,151 That's enough! Get him out! 736 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,956 Here's the coffee. 737 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,196 One moment! 738 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,677 Coming. 739 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,276 One moment, I'm coming. 740 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,477 Coming, coming. 741 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:39,997 - Hello? < It's Angela. 742 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,309 Hello. 743 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,806 Why weren't you answering? 744 01:05:42,887 --> 01:05:44,711 I was on the far end of the apartment. 745 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,674 How are you? I haven't heard from you in a long time. 746 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,076 - I've been looking for work. - Did you find it? 747 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,840 No, but I have interesting prospects for the future. 748 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:59,160 - It's Sunday, do you have plans? - No, do you want to go and see Juve? 749 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:02,477 No, the season is over. 750 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:08,232 - Why don't you come here? - I'll come right away... yes, right away. 751 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:19,914 If one has a sincere feeling, he must confess it. 752 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:25,194 If anything, she will say no. Why would she ever say no? 753 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,551 - Is Miss Angela here? - It's me! 754 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,638 I didn't recognize you! 755 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:41,516 You arrived early. Excuse me while I go tidy myself up. 756 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,309 - You take a look at the terrace. - All right. 757 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,910 Scots pine. 758 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:56,672 Vidal. 759 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,476 - Artemio. - Yes? 760 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:16,752 Angela... 761 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,319 - Have you seen the plants? - What plants? 762 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,398 - These. - Ah, yes, beautiful. 763 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:28,549 Yes, but they are a bit neglected. I don't have time to care for them, 764 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:33,390 so you came to mind. You're a peasant, you're good with this. 765 01:07:33,471 --> 01:07:36,159 And most of all, you're a friend. 766 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:38,143 So you called me because of the plants? 767 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:42,956 Yes, does it bother you? If so, tell me. 768 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:46,198 Excuse me for a moment. 769 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,673 - Hello. < (woman) Are you home on a Sunday? 770 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:57,879 - I had no plans. < We're having a little party. 771 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:02,113 - Who's coming? < Giorgio, Fabio and his girlfriend... 772 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,476 This needs to be tied there. 773 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:34,390 < Then there's Elena and her sisters, the very nice ones from Turin. 774 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:38,639 < Are you coming? - I don't know if I can, I have a guest. 775 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:43,152 < You have a man? Brava! - No, he's a friend. Artemio. 776 01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:47,877 < The peasant? - Yes, he came for the flowers. 777 01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,710 - Can I bring him too? < Sure. 778 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,871 I'll ask him. 779 01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:17,831 He's gone, maybe he got offended, he didn't say goodbye. 780 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,951 < What did you expect from a peasant? 781 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,634 < So are you coming? - I'll get dressed and be on my way. 782 01:09:41,269 --> 01:09:43,180 Angela. 783 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,914 Angela! Angela! 784 01:09:50,249 --> 01:09:53,367 You locked yourself in. 785 01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:02,554 Angela... you locked yourself in! 786 01:10:07,835 --> 01:10:10,011 Angela, you locked yourself in! 787 01:10:10,171 --> 01:10:12,671 It's raining here, what's the weather like inside? 788 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:47,198 Don't worry, if it's a thief I'll beat him up. Open. 789 01:11:59,891 --> 01:12:01,421 It's still him! 790 01:12:01,502 --> 01:12:03,806 Artemio, what were you doing there? 791 01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:07,164 I was expecting you... but I was not expecting him. 792 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,037 - Did you have fun? - Yes. 793 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:16,353 It was very lively, with so many nice people. 794 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:18,676 Too bad you didn't come. 795 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:22,551 If I knew, I wouldn't have stayed on the terrace. 796 01:12:22,632 --> 01:12:24,225 Right. 797 01:12:24,385 --> 01:12:27,264 - There were a lot of girls. - Boys too? 798 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:29,397 - Sure. - Platini too? 799 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,551 No, he wasn't there. 800 01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:40,033 - I'm sorry to bother you. - I'm the one who must apologize. 801 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:45,078 - Here, you are dry. - Thanks. 802 01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:55,475 - What are you doing? - I'll get dressed and go home. 803 01:12:55,600 --> 01:13:00,071 - With wet clothes? - It's raining outside! 804 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:04,154 No way. You'll stay here. 805 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:06,713 - Here? - Yes. 806 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,319 Yes... I sleep so well on the sofa anyway. 807 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,910 Wouldn't you like to sleep with me? 808 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:18,359 - In your bed? - Yes, come. 809 01:13:24,746 --> 01:13:26,518 Why are you locking the door? 810 01:13:26,599 --> 01:13:28,635 I don't want the blacksmith to come back. 811 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:35,316 - Does it bother you if I sleep like this? - You're shy, aren't you? 812 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,352 A little. 813 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,836 Tell me the truth, what are you thinking about? 814 01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:49,873 I thought this rain must be very good for the fields. 815 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,470 Come closer, I want to know something. 816 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,517 What? 817 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,830 Do you prefer light or dark? 818 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:03,679 - To sleep in the dark. - Don't pretend you don't understand. 819 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:17,990 Listen, weren't you in love with another girl? 820 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:22,159 - What girl? - The one you always told me about. 821 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,593 That's you, didn't you notice? 822 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:31,431 Yes, I understood it, but I wanted to hear it. 823 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:38,313 Mrs. Giovanna, come! It's a long distance call! 824 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,710 I'm coming! 825 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,117 - I'm here. - Here. 826 01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:48,990 Hello, Artemio? It's me, how are you? 827 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:53,034 Well, I have important news: I want to get engaged. 828 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:57,472 With Maria Rosa? He's getting engaged to Maria Rosa! 829 01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:02,116 - Congratulations! - Bravo, I'm happy. 830 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:07,233 - Love, you've made up your mind! - Who's talking? 831 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,194 - Your Maria Rosa. - Go away, give me my mother! 832 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:13,794 He doesn't seem so convinced. 833 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:17,592 - You changed your mind already? - Mom, you don't understand. 834 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,320 I want to get engaged to the graduate! 835 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:24,479 The whore! I think that's a stupid thing to do! 836 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,716 Maria Rosa loves you! 837 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,634 The cheapest engagement ring that costs 120 thousand lire, 838 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:35,038 but despite my interesting prospects, I have not found a job 839 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:38,118 send me a money order. 840 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:43,115 Are you mad? 120 thousand lire can buy you a 300kg sow! 841 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,430 Am I supposed to give a sow to my fiancee? 842 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:49,474 I have no money, I have spent everything to buy a tractor. 843 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:52,718 - What do I do then? - You wanted to do your own thing. 844 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:57,634 Did you leave the countryside to go to the city? 845 01:15:57,880 --> 01:15:59,996 Now go figure it out for yourself! 846 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:04,233 - Brava! - Well said! 847 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,391 - Brava! - Well said! 848 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:09,393 Brava! Well done, Giovanna! 849 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:17,475 I'd like to give blood, is it here? 850 01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:23,433 May I? I came to give blood. 851 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,120 Take off your jacket and lie down there. 852 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,952 Doctor? Get on the bed. 853 01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:44,950 - How much do you pay for blood per liter? - 40 thousand. 854 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:47,992 Take three liters. 855 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,272 Coming! 856 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,157 - Artemio! - Hello. 857 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:13,671 - What are you doing here at 8 AM? - I have a surprise for you. 858 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,473 Take a seat. 859 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:20,157 I'll finish my makeup. I have to be in the office in ten minutes. 860 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:24,835 Is something wrong? You look a little pale. 861 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:28,191 - Must be be a little anemia. - I'll come right away. 862 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,998 - Holy hell! - Have you lost something? 863 01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:58,794 - The stone. - From the lighter? 864 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,871 No, from the ring. 865 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,873 You'll find it when you clean up, so... 866 01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:06,996 - What's this? - The engagement ring. 867 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,117 - What engagement? - Ours. 868 01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:12,278 I'd like the wedding date to be September 22nd. 869 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:15,950 That way I'll have time to find a job. 870 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,749 Is it not good? Do you want to move it earlier? 871 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:23,151 Artemio, I'm not someone who gets married. 872 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,710 I am not good for marriage, home, children. 873 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,549 These are things I don't understand, I don't even think about them. 874 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,995 After what happened between us? 875 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:36,875 Just sleeping with you once means I should commit myself forever?! 876 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:38,997 Were you sleeping? 877 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:42,476 Try to understand me, I need my freedom. 878 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:46,275 People do those crazy things at 18, I'm 26! 879 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:51,190 - Right, do you want to stay a spinster? - I think so. What? 880 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,475 - Then you don't love me. - What's that got to do with it? 881 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,915 - Do you love me or not? - Yes. 882 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,833 You're nice, funny, I like you, 883 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:02,799 we can meet in the evening if we are free... 884 01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:07,431 For example, I'm going to the Canary Islands in August. Wanna come? 885 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,874 What? Did I upset you? Did you get sad? 886 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:19,033 I'm not sad. You're right, Angela, 887 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:23,591 better have a free, more modern relationship, without too many ties. 888 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:29,193 We'll see each other when we meet, we stay together if we can, 889 01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:33,553 without too many problems, without too many sentimental ties. 890 01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:37,878 Life is a beautiful thing, we only have one. We have to enjoy it. 891 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,557 Are you crazy? 892 01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:51,192 - The water's gone! - You could have killed me! 893 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:55,114 - I want to kill myself! - Stop, calm down! 894 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:59,239 Let me go! I pay my taxes and I have the right to die! 895 01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:04,635 Nobody has the right to die, life is sacred, irreplaceable. 896 01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:09,994 If there are problems, they must be solved with reason. 897 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:14,273 You have to understand this girl you told me about. 898 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:18,075 - How can she marry someone like you? - Am I that ugly? 899 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:20,993 That's not important. 900 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,232 She doesn't feel the security, she wants a solid man, 901 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:27,113 someone who could give her financial peace of mind. 902 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:32,479 For example, you could invite her on a cruise, buy her a mink coat, 903 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,592 - A custom car? - No. 904 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:39,919 When I was penniless like you, I fell in love with a girl 905 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,798 she didn't want to marry me. 906 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,918 But when I started doing well for myself, 907 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,037 she said yes. Look. 908 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:50,875 You have to get busy, my dear! 909 01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:53,430 I've been trying for two months, 910 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:55,955 but I couldn't even kill myself! 911 01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:59,950 You know what? I like you. 912 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:05,158 - Would you be with me? - What do you mean? 913 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:09,510 What did you understand? I'm talking about business! 914 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:13,430 - I want to give you a chance. - Chance? 915 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:17,991 - Are you glad that I'll give you a chance? - Yes... eh! 916 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:21,556 I just don't know where to put it. Is it bulky? 917 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:24,194 It means a chance to work! 918 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,636 - Ah! - Would you like to get into trading? 919 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:32,630 Yes, I've always enjoyed trading, but no stolen stuff! 920 01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,229 Regularly paid! 921 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:40,159 I buy wholesale, you retail. 922 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,749 - You can start tomorrow too. - What is it about? 923 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,557 - (softly) Weed. - Excuse me? 924 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:52,276 - Weed. - Should I go back to being a farmer? 925 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,357 No, stuff for the kids. 926 01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:57,114 Retail sales outside of the schools. 927 01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:58,675 I do not understand. 928 01:21:58,756 --> 01:22:03,184 Are you pretending or are you really an asshole? 929 01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:06,390 We'll sell marijuana. 930 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,550 - Drugs? - Yeah! 931 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:13,036 You didn't let me die in the water, only to drown me in shit? 932 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,958 I should sell drugs to kids? 933 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,951 Don't scream! 934 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:20,318 You think you can make money and stay clean? 935 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:24,274 That's right: I want to stay clean inside and out! 936 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:27,518 There's dirt under your white clothes! You all make me sick! 937 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:29,597 You too. 938 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:31,717 - You three too! - Is he crazy? 939 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,515 - She disgusts me most of all! - Are you talking to me? 940 01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:41,277 He's crazy! He's a drug addict! That's what I get for helping him! 941 01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:44,791 I saved him from the waters, he's in shock. 942 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,559 Go to hell, you and your city! 943 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:50,956 You didn't accept me, you spat in my face! 944 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:53,833 I'll reciprocate, I'll spit on you and your cars! 945 01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:56,591 You stole everything from me! 946 01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:59,917 My suitcase, my love, my hopes... 947 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,837 Sorry. 948 01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:08,390 How's your water and oil? 949 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:13,194 I understand, what's the last job you had? 950 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:16,676 The last job... I donated blood. 951 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:20,595 - Blood? To whom? - I don't know, does it matter? 952 01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:22,943 Forget it. Why are you dressed like this? 953 01:23:23,811 --> 01:23:29,080 I came to Milan, they took my tractor away, 954 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:34,400 I was a night watchman, I fell in love... it's a long story. 955 01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:37,717 Since it's long, and I don't have time or desire to listen to it. 956 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:41,549 You have no residence permit, you have no job and no money, 957 01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,877 We'll send her back to your village. Here's your expulsion paper. 958 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,952 - Do I really have to leave? - Yes. 959 01:23:49,094 --> 01:23:51,449 Couldn't you turn a blind eye? 960 01:23:51,530 --> 01:23:55,080 - I'm sorry, Mr. Pirate. - Go away! Go away! 961 01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,517 - Actually, I didn't want to... - Go away! 962 01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:59,597 I didn't mean that! 963 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:22,718 Hello! 964 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:25,232 Hello! 965 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,638 Hello! 966 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,235 Good morning. Are you a tourist? 967 01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:45,149 - I'm Maria Rosa. - Maria Rosa? 968 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:53,393 I didn't recognize you, you became a beautiful... 969 01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,713 - You no longer have pimples. - The cream worked wonders. 970 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,319 Indeed. 971 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,975 - Will you take me out tonight? - Sure! 972 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,557 Excuse me for a moment. 973 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,397 Artemio! 974 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,352 - Hi. - Hi. 975 01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:21,075 It was so hard to find you! Nobody knows your village. 976 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:24,431 - It's a bit isolated. - Who is she? 977 01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,190 - A friend. - A friend? 978 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:32,114 - A friend of my mom's. - Ah! 979 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:35,790 - That wasn't a nice thing to do. - What did I do? 980 01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:39,038 You're gone, not even a phone call, a note... 981 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,476 I came back home. 982 01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:46,549 I went to your residence yesterday, there was a registered letter. 983 01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:49,320 - It's insurance. - I'm not insured. 984 01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:52,876 No! It's for the exam you took, they accepted you. 985 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:56,675 They say you were original and full of initiative. 986 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:02,110 Artemio, aren't you happy I came to see you? 987 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:07,196 - Are you staying for a bit? - I'm leaving for the Canary Islands. 988 01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:12,599 I took a detour, but I have a flight in 55 minutes. 989 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:15,678 - Then you won't stay. - No. 990 01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:19,270 But we have to meet when I get back to town . 991 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:21,357 I have so many things to tell you! 992 01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:24,559 I've thought a lot about you, about your proposal. 993 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,593 After all, I'm a lonely woman... 994 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:32,030 I might even change my mind about marriage. 995 01:26:33,179 --> 01:26:36,429 I have no more time, I have to run! 996 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:41,359 It's decided, then! I'll see you. 997 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:45,272 Talk to you later! Move, come on! 998 01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:00,710 Artemio, who was that? 999 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,390 - A friend. - A friend? 1000 01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:07,557 A friend of Platini's. 1001 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:11,150 - What about this letter? - Nothing... advertising. 1002 01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:13,270 The usual advertising. 1003 01:27:13,676 --> 01:27:17,457 I don't want to work anymore today. There's a nice place with an orchestra. 1004 01:27:17,538 --> 01:27:18,613 How nice! 1005 01:27:18,694 --> 01:27:21,678 - I have a new car, do you like it? - Very much! 1006 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:24,713 It's a Farina body Spider! 1007 01:27:31,213 --> 01:27:34,440 God bless you, farmer. 1008 01:27:36,330 --> 01:27:38,487 God bless you 1009 01:27:39,401 --> 01:27:44,205 You're strong because... 1010 01:27:44,416 --> 01:27:46,151 You're richer than a king 1011 01:27:48,424 --> 01:27:51,330 Around you, farmer. 1012 01:27:51,411 --> 01:27:53,620 AND THEY FARMED HAPPILY EVER AFTER 1013 01:27:53,701 --> 01:27:55,596 Around you 1014 01:27:56,838 --> 01:28:01,487 colors, and up above... 1015 01:28:01,690 --> 01:28:04,612 a blue-painted sky 1016 01:28:06,877 --> 01:28:10,034 Big shoes, but you have your freedom 1017 01:28:10,190 --> 01:28:12,877 You're a king 1018 01:28:13,385 --> 01:28:16,698 Golden ears of wheat shining for you 1019 01:28:17,182 --> 01:28:19,799 You're a king 1020 01:28:20,620 --> 01:28:23,604 Sunshine and fantasy, rain and happiness 1021 01:28:23,995 --> 01:28:26,674 You're a king 1022 01:28:27,112 --> 01:28:30,784 You choose fields of lilac over there 1023 01:28:30,865 --> 01:28:33,495 You're a king 1024 01:28:40,057 --> 01:28:43,370 God bless you, farmer. 1025 01:28:45,159 --> 01:28:47,549 God bless you. 1026 01:28:48,470 --> 01:28:53,057 You don't have a kingdom but... 1027 01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:55,932 Who's richer than you? 1028 01:28:58,315 --> 01:29:00,166 You're a king 1029 01:29:01,565 --> 01:29:04,057 You're a king 1030 01:29:04,776 --> 01:29:06,963 You're a king 1031 01:29:08,229 --> 01:29:09,541 You're a king 1032 01:29:12,133 --> 01:29:13,898 You're a king 1033 01:29:15,477 --> 01:29:17,461 You're a king