1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,174 Alright, what's next? Ah! History paper. 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,384 I'm going to help you with that later. 3 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,387 Spanish project. Did you get an extension? 4 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:16,140 - Sorry, what? - Oh, boy. 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,726 Spooner, you're gonna have to help him with his Spanish project. 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,103 Also, you have a stats final on Monday. 7 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,396 - JD. - Pig Tits. 8 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,981 - Fuck you, bro. - JD is going to help you 9 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,441 with your stats final. 10 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,486 Alright. I gotta get going. Just keep working. 11 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:29,904 - Thank you, Rooster. - See ya, Grg. 12 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,698 - See ya. - I believe in you! 13 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,451 - Guys wanna take a weed break? - Way ahead of you. 14 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,788 Hey, boys. 15 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,414 - Thanks for helping Tommy. - Hey. 16 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,291 Now, sit your asses down and get back to work, 17 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,751 or I'm gonna fucking kill you. 18 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,128 - Mom! - Tommy was a 14-pound baby. 19 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,715 He ripped me open from my vagina to my rectum. 20 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,385 And I didn't go through all that to have him flunk out. 21 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,011 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, yeah. 22 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,638 Great. Love you, Peanut. 23 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:56,640 Love you. 24 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,183 What the fuck was that? 25 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,102 Did you actually rip her vagina? 26 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,104 Shut up. 27 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:05,398 Okay, guys, I know that we had a slideshow today, 28 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,317 but it's really hard to teach when you're making out like that. 29 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,903 I'm not responsible for what happens when the lights go out. 30 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,780 I think you are, George. 31 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,865 - Sure. Later, love. - Hey! 32 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,075 Hey! 33 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,618 Are you ready to feel better? 34 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,996 - Fuckin'-A right, I am. - Alright. 35 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,791 This is day one of me getting my life back. 36 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,001 The bikes are pretty far away. 37 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,003 I think you might have put that on a little too early. 38 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,088 I don't care. 39 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,049 You should put yours on, too, so I don't feel stupid. 40 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,262 - Let's roll. - Let's do it. 41 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,098 - Hey, how you doing? - Hey, what's up? 42 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,475 Woo-hoo! 43 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,937 Whoa! 44 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,109 Okay, I have to tell you something. 45 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,194 It's been a really hard decision, 46 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,157 but I am declining the job offer from Biotecha. 47 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,868 I'm gonna stay here with Archie, instead. 48 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,537 Oh. I gotta process that. 49 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:03,205 Did she tell you? 50 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,541 Is that not the dumbest thing you ever heard your whole life? 51 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,460 I am processing. 52 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,836 Alright. 53 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,380 Process away, Walter. Oh! 54 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,175 Gotta say, I am loving our new vests. 55 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:17,470 I mean, rubber sportswear has always really suited me. 56 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,305 I'm ready. 57 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,223 Here we go, yes! 58 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,646 I support you. You should do whatever is right for you. 59 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,065 - Thank you. - No. The fuck? 60 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,816 Relax, I'm not done. 61 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,444 You just gotta make sure 62 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:37,239 Archie's making the same commitment to you that you're making to him. Got it? 63 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,908 - Okay. - Or I'll kill him. 64 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,077 As would I. 65 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,959 Fucking Russia, and Stalin. 66 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,797 Fucking fuckity fuck. 67 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:53,547 Hey, Archie. 68 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,049 - Is this a good time? - Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,509 Always a good time! Yeah, I actually-- 70 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,219 I could do with a break. I gotta move, anyway. 71 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,763 Gotta get the blood flowing, yeah? 72 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,599 Gotta have a shimmy shake. A shimmy-shimmy shake. You wanna join? 73 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,227 No, I'm good. 74 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,561 You canceled classes the last two days. 75 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,189 Sorry, no. Yeah, I did. I had to cancel 'cause of a book deadline. 76 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,441 And I've just sort of been at it 77 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:15,612 for 36 hours straight, so, muddling through. 78 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,156 You ever had one of these Celsius beverages? 79 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,408 One of my students got me onto it, 80 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:23,160 and it does remind me a bit of cocaine, actually. 81 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,704 The feeling you get from cocaine, 82 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,580 but not the dark sorta scary part of cocaine. 83 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,457 More the bit when, you know, you-- It's fun, 84 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,209 and you meet people, but... 85 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,211 But no, I can't really believe they let kids drink that. 86 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,171 It's not good for you. Can't be. 87 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,132 - I don't think it is. - God, my heart is-- 88 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,552 It's beating so fast, it's... 89 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,139 - Can you hear that? - Mm-mm. 90 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:49,603 I'm gonna go. Don't cancel any more classes. 91 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,480 It's like a fucking nightclub in here, do you know what I mean? 92 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,858 Mm-hmm. 93 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,485 Good luck with the book. 94 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:27,892 How you doing? 95 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:28,894 Ah, fuck off. 96 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,520 There he is. 97 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,731 So, what's up? 98 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,942 I told the guys on the team that I was coming to see you, 99 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,486 and they all really miss you. 100 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,321 - Bullshit. - They do. 101 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,156 Remember when you peed on the ice? 102 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,158 - I wish I could. - You can still see it. 103 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,702 Every time they skate over it, I see 'em smile a little bit. 104 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,704 That is precious. 105 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,706 Thank you for sharing that. 106 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,250 So, how's rehab going? 107 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,752 Yeah, pretty good. 108 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,253 Cristle was a big help. 109 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,755 She found me an amazing place. 110 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,423 - That's great. - Yeah. 111 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:03,385 Spend most of my time now in group therapy or playing online blackjack. 112 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,931 Since I got sober, the world of gambling has really opened up to me. 113 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,516 - Silver lining. - Well, sounds like fun. 114 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,267 Yeah, good people. 115 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,728 Look, Greg's leaving us in a few days. 116 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,772 - That's right. - And we wanted to see 117 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,442 if you would be able to resume coaching after Christmas break. 118 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:22,321 Ah, my program's eight weeks, you know, so I should probably see that through. 119 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,031 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 120 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,159 But on the other hand, I'm not a pussy. 121 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,286 And I got this demon inside of me that's screaming, 122 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,121 "Fuck, yeah. Rock and roll!" 123 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,541 Maybe let's not listen to the demon. 124 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,042 I don't think you should listen to the demon. 125 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,503 I'll just talk to Walt, and we'll see 126 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,382 if we can get someone to cover for you until you're ready. 127 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,967 Yeah, thank you. 128 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,176 - I'm gonna go. - Okay, see ya. 129 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,345 - Yeah. Thanks. - Alright. 130 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,016 I bet you 50 bucks when she gets to the top of the stairs, 131 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,810 she changes her mind and comes back down here. 132 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,895 You know what? I don't think that you should 133 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,856 replace alcohol with gambling. 134 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,023 Oh, my God, what are you, my mom? 135 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,316 - No. - Are you my mom? 136 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,443 Are you gonna cinch your titties in your belt? 137 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:01,944 I'm gonna go. 138 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,279 - Come on. - Alright. 139 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,905 Oh, my God. 140 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,699 What's up, little bro? 141 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,909 I'm researching a paper on World War II. 142 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,328 You know who sucks? Germany. 143 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,956 You should write that down. 144 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,083 Just got a text from your mom. She said you guys 145 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,835 are having dinner tomorrow night? 146 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,962 Well, she's in Boston. I thought it might be nice 147 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,089 if she came and told me that men don't matter 148 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,426 - and I'm being weak. - Sounds fun. 149 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,468 What have we got? 150 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,638 Battle of Midway refers to where the battle took place. 151 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,682 It is not the halfway point of the war. 152 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,726 - That's confusing. - No, it's not. 153 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,603 I saw Archie today. 154 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,771 - Ah. - Just living his life. 155 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,899 But it still knocks the wind out of me. 156 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,984 - I'm so bored of myself. - Don't beat yourself up. 157 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,445 I think you're gonna get over this faster than I did. 158 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,655 Yeah, but getting my life back needs to be more 159 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,198 than just bike rides, right? 160 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,533 Oh, I have some Adderall, if you want. 161 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,993 - No. - Maybe! 162 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,704 Or, there's Dylan's tenure track program. 163 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,289 This is my campus, too. I belong here. 164 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,082 - You're a great teacher. - I am. 165 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,375 - Yeah. - And you know why? 166 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,336 - Don't. - I'm gonna say it. 167 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,379 - Please don't. - Yep. You're a rock star. 168 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,506 - There it is. - She hates it when I say that 169 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,008 and I say it all the time. 170 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,093 You know what? Screw it. I am a rock star. 171 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,303 - You are a rock star. - You know what else? 172 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,596 I'm wicked smart. 173 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,097 You're wicked smart. 174 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,433 You see? I can be fun when I want to. 175 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,268 I just don't often want to. 176 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:19,271 Plus, I'm like, girl-next-door hot, right? 177 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,648 Well, don't look at me. Ask him. 178 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,108 You are the most beautiful girl in the world. 179 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,445 You see what I'm working with over here? You answer me. 180 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,364 Fine, I... 181 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,658 Well, I might have seen a list that you were on 182 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,242 of Ludlow's hottest teachers. 183 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,329 - What number was I? - Four. 184 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,122 - Wow! - Hell yeah, top five. 185 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,166 - Alright! Yeah, yeah! - Hell yeah, top five. 186 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,585 Boom, four! Nice! 187 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:42,587 Wow. 188 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,716 Good morning! Good morning. 189 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,677 I'm sure you all suffered through a long night 190 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:53,472 with the last-second assignment I bestowed upon you, but... 191 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,933 Part of being in my level 400 seminar 192 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,560 is total and utter commitment 193 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,313 to the majesty of world history. 194 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,858 With that being in mind, what did you think of my book? 195 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,695 I only got through the first 600 pages. 196 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,321 That's okay, Ruben. Let's just hope that I don't 197 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,489 show the same lack of stamina 198 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,324 when it comes to grading your final thesis. 199 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,575 Let's hope I get to the end of that. 200 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,411 Come on, guys, I want some feedback. 201 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,121 Don't pull your punches. 202 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,664 What do you got? What do you got? 203 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:22,376 Well, I know it's nonfiction, but the writing feels almost poetic. 204 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,003 Reminds me of Pushkin. 205 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,672 Do you know, that's exactly what I was going for, Pushkin. 206 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,799 - Thank you, Eli. Very good. - That being said, 207 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,468 it could benefit from some judicious trims. 208 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,345 Mm, well, yeah, you know... 209 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,681 I'd argue that, that the length is warranted 210 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,017 - for a book of this caliber. - Maybe just not this much length. 211 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,436 Oh, look who it is again! 212 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,146 Someone likes the sound of their own voice. 213 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,772 You know what, don't-- Just give 'em back to me. 214 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,441 I've already handed it in to my editor anyway, so... 215 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,235 If you already handed it in, why did you make us read it? 216 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,447 Because I mistook you, clearly, for fellow intellects. 217 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,323 But, don't worry about it. The world will always need 218 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,367 extra security guards and DJs. 219 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,077 Now, get out. Go on. 220 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,412 But class just started. 221 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,956 Go on, fuckity-bye! 222 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,796 What do I expect from a bunch of kids 223 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,215 with prefrontal cortexes that aren't even developed yet? 224 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,468 Prefrontal cortex only impacts impulse control 225 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,136 and decision-making, not critical thinking. 226 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,764 I knew that. 227 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,433 Look, I know that compliments are like fuel for you, 228 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,851 but truly brilliant people 229 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,312 do not need to be told that they are brilliant. 230 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,814 Well, then how do they know? 231 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,359 Insecurity's not a great look for me. 232 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,612 I'm just gonna brush it off, I'm just gonna... 233 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,280 - I'll get this side. - Got a little bit there? 234 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,574 There he is. 235 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,494 Things are great, anyway. And somebody told me 236 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,789 that this place is available next semester. 237 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,833 Behold. Our new home. 238 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,293 "Our"? 239 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,212 We're having a baby, Bug. 240 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,423 Pretty sure that Robin's gonna wanna live with his mother. 241 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,926 I still hate "Robin." 242 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,887 Who's living there now? 243 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,682 Just someone who's bathing the whole place in good vibes. 244 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,361 You know, Greg, I was just with the head of the trustees, 245 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,696 and that rascal loves his e-bike. 246 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:18,200 Unfortunately, he shattered every bone in his right hand. 247 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,785 I can't hear you. You have to wait 248 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,204 until I am in the room before you start talking. 249 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,705 Fair enough. 250 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,416 How did he break his hand? Did he fall? 251 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,835 So, you can hear me? 252 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:31,840 You got me. You have a very loud voice, and we never need to be in the same room. 253 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,341 Unfortunately, when I was talking to Graham 254 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,387 about finding yet another interim hockey coach... 255 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,139 he said that the whole hockey program 256 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,557 was "trimmable fat." 257 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,183 No, he can't-- Come on. 258 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,311 The boys have been working so hard, this would kill 'em. 259 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,938 Oh, you know what? We're getting better. 260 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,649 You should have Graham come to the game tomorrow night. 261 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,359 We're playing Pruitt. I think we can give 'em 262 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,153 - a run for their money. - Let's hope so. 263 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:57,573 I tried to impress upon him that every decision 264 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,992 doesn't have to be based on budgetary concerns, 265 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,035 and he laughed so hard he cracked a tooth. 266 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,662 Sounds like a very fragile man. 267 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,831 - He's 80, Greg. - Not sure that means teeth 268 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,000 should fall out when you laugh. 269 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,002 Sorry, Dylan, but you told anyone that would listen 270 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,462 about your idea to fast-track young professors for tenure, 271 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,965 - so that was your mistake. - I like this energy. 272 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,467 - I'm proactive now. - Fun. 273 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,512 - But I got class. - Not for two minutes. 274 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,556 Yeah, but last night I fell into a tequila 275 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,392 and soldiers surprising their children on Instagram rabbit hole, 276 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,186 so I gotta figure out what I'm teaching today. 277 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,355 I'll be so quick. Please? 278 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,774 - Fine, hit me. - Okay, phew. 279 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,319 We currently only have one art history professor 280 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,778 with tenure here at Ludlow, 281 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,740 and the only class he teaches is called Nudes. 282 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,074 No one's even sure it's an art class. 283 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,367 Yeah, I gotta look into that. 284 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,370 I've already had two articles published in the October Journal. 285 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,498 I have had communication with a curator at ICA Boston 286 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:53,003 who can bring more contemporary pieces to Cabot Museum, and I'm a great teacher. 287 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,172 So, what do you think? 288 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,175 I think you're a perfect candidate for tenure. 289 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,094 Five years? How is that fast-tracking? 290 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,514 Because it usually takes longer. Why would you rain on her parade? 291 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,516 Ignore him. I am so proud of you. 292 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,893 - Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome. 293 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,228 You've always been so good at saying 294 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,520 things like that to me. 295 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,897 I'm so sorry your father isn't. 296 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,857 Okay, it's funny. 297 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:14,775 He loves you, 298 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,652 - he just doesn't know how to show it. - Okay. 299 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,654 - I hate it, I hate when you do this thing. - You understand that, right? 300 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,280 I'm gonna go to hockey practice, and you guys 301 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,532 - have fun being jerks. - "Have fun being jerks." 302 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,409 - Grumpy. - I love you, 303 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,871 and I always will, even though you are mean people. 304 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,208 So how's he been doing? 305 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,459 Actually, really good. 306 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,794 - Yeah? - Yeah. 307 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,421 He took that picture of you down, thank God. 308 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,631 - What? - Yeah. 309 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,675 - Wow. - I know. 310 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,885 Wow, okay! 311 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,553 - Mom, don't. - Don't what? 312 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,390 Come on. He's finally getting over you. 313 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,516 Oh, honey. 314 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,934 No, no. Mm-mm. 315 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,063 He's not getting over me, because nobody ever does. 316 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,524 I'm not laughing. 317 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,859 Oh, can't a woman just want her ex-husband 318 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,404 to sadly worship her for the rest of his life? 319 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,781 - Jesus, Mom. - That's wrong, right? 320 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,157 - I'm going to work. - Okay. 321 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,034 That's not okay, not healthy? 322 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,828 - Mom. - Working on it, mm-hmm. 323 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:08,788 Bad girl. 324 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,917 Alright, find your center. Who you got? Who you got? 325 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,502 Take a shot, DJ. 326 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,920 Take it! 327 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,382 Oh, yes! Oh-ho-ho! 328 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,468 Do you believe in miracles?! 329 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,096 Nice. Alright. Bring it in. 330 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,973 Good job. 331 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,517 I don't want any of you to worry about Brad. 332 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,102 I know there was a lot of blood, 333 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,770 but it turns out he didn't take a hit. 334 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,189 It's just something that happens when he gets anxious. 335 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,233 - Brad, you good? - Yeah. 336 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,777 So, tomorrow we have Pruitt, and they are good, 337 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,613 but I feel confident. How do you guys feel? 338 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,114 Scared. 339 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,449 There's no reason to be scared. 340 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,951 I got my front teeth knocked out last time. 341 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,703 - These are veneers. - Well, the good news, Lucas, 342 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,996 is that they look amazing. 343 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,290 Alright, Pruitt is a great team. 344 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,835 They are faster than we are. They are definitely bigger than we are. 345 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,046 They have that number 49. 346 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,631 Big, thick mustache on that guy. 347 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,176 Probably only plays hockey at night 348 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,762 to release all that violent fury that he builds up 349 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,890 during the day working on the docks. 350 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,022 And, now is a really bad time for me to have lost my train of thought. 351 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,608 I know I don't say this a lot, but I love you guys-- 352 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:23,695 Who cares?! Don't baby 'em! You're their coach, not their nanny! 353 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,281 Donnie, this is a closed practice. 354 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,034 Not for me. I've got a badge. 355 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,789 At the movie theater. I have a badge at the movie theater. 356 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,917 I went last night for the 15-year anniversary 357 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,251 of We Bought a Zoo. 358 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,879 - I never saw that. - Oh, my God, it changed my life! 359 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,673 Did you know you can just buy a zoo? 360 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,176 - Okay. - It's based on a true story. 361 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,012 - You know Matt Damon? - Oh, I love him. 362 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,056 He explodes off the screen. 363 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,350 Plus, you won't believe the animals they got in it. 364 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,144 - Yeah, I'll check it out. - You will thank me. 365 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,939 But as far as these guys go, they don't have a chance in hell 366 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:02,651 if they don't stop acting like a bunch of little girls! 367 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,736 - Thank you, Donnie. - Yeah. 368 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,031 You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Officer Donnie. 369 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,699 You are not going to win this game 370 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,203 unless you stop acting like a bunch of little girls. 371 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:17,499 Okay, for starters, I wasn't the first one to call them "little girls." 372 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,209 That was a local police officer 373 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,880 who I was having a conversation with about an obscure Matt Damon movie. 374 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,715 Loved it. They buy a zoo. 375 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:29,719 Okay, it's never okay to equate the female gender with weakness. 376 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,222 I completely agree. What I'm trying to say is, 377 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,892 if you take little girls, like four or five years old, 378 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,728 and put them on the ice with a men's college hockey team, 379 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,439 they're going to get killed. 380 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,942 And I don't mean they're going to lose. I mean, they are actually going to die. 381 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,320 Ooh! That's my editor, Brenda. I'm gonna have to take this. 382 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,531 - Whatcha, Brenda? - Oh, tell Brenda 383 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,324 that we all think that you're the worst. 384 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,076 I didn't expect to hear from you so soon. 385 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,204 Not like my book's 180 pages of a guy called Rooster 386 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,166 shooting people in the face and fornicating. 387 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,084 There's other stuff that happens. 388 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,421 So, come on, pins and needles. What do you think? 389 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,632 That's... 390 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,801 that's amazing. 391 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,012 Brilliant. 392 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:16,516 I could have just as easily said, "Don't play like little boys." 393 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,560 I'm gonna miss this, Greg. 394 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,061 I'm gonna miss it, too. 395 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,813 What do you mean, you're not gonna publish it? 396 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,983 You can't make that decision after only reading a few chapters. 397 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,738 Mm-hmm. 398 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,032 Well, somebody here loved it so much 399 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,243 that they actually read 600 pages last night, so... 400 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,704 Yeah. 401 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,831 Sure. 402 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,710 I'm just so tickled by the news. I'm gonna have to call you back. 403 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,213 Oh, this is Brenda. Yeah. 404 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,423 Bye! 405 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,759 And? 406 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,843 - She loved it. - Oh! 407 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,928 - Of course she did. - Yes! 408 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,012 - Yeah, come on! - Come on! 409 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,014 - Okay! - Give me a hug. Oh! 410 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,641 Yes. 411 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,393 Wow. You're the author of a book. 412 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,062 Of course, I couldn't have anticipated it. 413 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:05,273 Your mom dropped by to see me this morning. 414 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,236 Will you please tell her that it was lovely to see her? 415 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,445 Yeah, I sure will. 416 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,280 Would you like me to make that sound more sincere? 417 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,907 I'd appreciate it. 418 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,660 Now, I read over Dylan's recommendations. 419 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,787 Instead of waiting five years, 420 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,790 how would you feel about starting tenure... 421 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,625 in one? 422 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,834 Are you serious? 423 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,545 I'm always serious. 424 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,464 Thank you, sir. You won't regret it. 425 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,217 I believe in you. 426 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:36,597 Hey, Cristle. 427 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,724 When my mom was here, 428 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,852 did my tenure come up at all? 429 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:48,442 Well, if I said yes, would that make you happy or sad? 430 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,777 Happy. 431 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,946 God, Graham, if you're gonna ride that thing, 432 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,614 you're gonna have to promise to be safer. 433 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:58,244 I'm sorry, If I'm on a bike like that, I'm gonna do jumps. 434 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,745 Let's talk about me for a second. 435 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,331 I am looking to start my next chapter. 436 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,458 - And my name is on this building. - Mom? 437 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,793 Yes, hi! 438 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,670 When you're done, may I have a word with you? 439 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,214 Sure. 440 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,094 That sound as ominous to you as it did to me? 441 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,055 Alright, boys, have a seat. 442 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,265 Listen up. 443 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,184 Before we go out and beat Pruitt... 444 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,563 Yep, I said it, "beat Pruitt." Thought it might be nice 445 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,773 for you to hear some words from an old friend. 446 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,859 Boys! 447 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,487 Boom, hey! Alright! 448 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,114 Alright, there we go! 449 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,658 Oh, man. 450 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,786 They've all grown up so much. 451 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,623 Greg told me you guys are a little down on yourselves. 452 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,708 And I guess I just wanted to say, 453 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,628 if I can take my shit heap of a life and turn it around, 454 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,755 I damn sure know that you can go out there 455 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,673 - and kick Pruitt's ass! - That's right! 456 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,550 Yeah! 457 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,718 You can kick A. 458 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,261 So, I want you to go out there today-- 459 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,680 Oh, hold on, hold on, Greg. Actually, this is a good chance 460 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,557 - to make some amends. - Mm... 461 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,559 - You don't need to-- - Yeah, Lucas? Lucas. 462 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,269 Yeah. Remember when you told me 463 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,605 that your ADD medication had stopped working for a couple months? 464 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,607 - Yeah. - Well, it did. 465 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:14,069 I was grinding 'em up and snorting 'em every morning to get out of bed. 466 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,528 What were the pills I was taking? 467 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,323 Those were just tablets I use to clean my fish tank. 468 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,241 - And they died, so... - Okay, good. 469 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,534 - Thank you, Coach. - Yeah. 470 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,702 - Appreciate it. - No, I've got more. 471 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,287 - No, no, no. - Sam! 472 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,581 - Remember when your bike got stolen? - Yeah. 473 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,750 I told you that DJ had been eyeing it for a couple weeks, 474 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,752 and that he talked about what an awesome feeling 475 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,337 it would be to steal from a dear friend? 476 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,422 That was me. I took it. 477 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,800 And I traded it for a single six-pack of JuneShine, 478 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,510 - whatever the fuck that is. - Okay. 479 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,179 Guys, you know, it'll be a really healthy experience 480 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,640 - for you to rekindle that friendship. - What he said, okay? 481 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,142 And honestly, if anybody's missing anything, 482 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,269 I took so much stuff I can't really remember. 483 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,938 Like this necklace. 484 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,482 This was way too nice to sell. 485 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,900 Look at that. That's real gold. 486 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,443 - That's really nice. - Okay, who do we got? 487 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,611 Neal! Really? 488 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,779 - It's a cross. - Alright. 489 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,947 I had you pegged as a Jew. 490 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,448 Alright. Brad. 491 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,409 Hey, you're the only guy I came through for. 492 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,993 Remember that grad student you were dating? 493 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,620 She dropped you like a sack of hot potatoes? 494 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,330 Well, that's 'cause I was banging her, you know? 495 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,832 - Oh. - And she was trouble. 496 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,459 So, you're welcome. Alright, guys. 497 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,961 Go get 'em. Play hard! 498 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,212 - Whoo! - Thanks, Coach. 499 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,339 You got it! 500 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,262 Alright, let's go out and have some fun. 501 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,272 Okay. Good energy. 502 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:35,943 Attaway, Bobby! 503 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,863 Holy mackerel! 504 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,160 Let's go! Come on! 505 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,328 Alright, alright, alright. 506 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,207 - Good physical play. - Come on! Yeah! 507 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,796 He's just a boy. 508 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,470 Stop. It's over. 509 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,806 Fuck, yeah! Make him bleed! 510 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,561 Oh! 511 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,523 Is his arm broken?! 512 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:15,941 Is his arm broken? 513 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,612 - Yeah! - Get fucked! 514 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,325 Go, DJ! 515 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,997 Yeah! 516 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:31,832 Yes! 517 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,088 Alright, boys! 518 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:40,965 Ludlow! 519 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,552 This is the greatest fucking game ever. 520 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,931 That was my son! My son scored. 521 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,768 Hey, raise your hand if your son scored. 522 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:56,231 Why would you stick your nose into this tenure stuff? 523 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,650 You know how long I've been trying to get out of your shadow. 524 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,403 Honey, if you want me to apologize for being your mom, I am not gonna do it. 525 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,656 I have given you a lot of cool stuff. 526 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,408 Big brain, great hair, perfect amount of freckles. 527 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,202 Too many. Sometimes I cover them up. 528 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,954 Why do you cover them up? 529 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,705 Look, I know that being your daughter 530 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,751 got me my interview here, but I got this job on my own. 531 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,548 I didn't get the job myself, did I? 532 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,508 Deep down, you had to know. 533 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,093 I really didn't! 534 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:31,099 You were an inexperienced 29-year-old, and you were offered a full professorship. 535 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,684 How did you think that happened? 536 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:36,145 'Cause I nailed the interview. And I wore a really cute outfit. 537 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,438 Oh, God, I'm dumb. 538 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,190 - You're not dumb. - I am, I'm dumb. 539 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,650 I'm the dumbest person in the world. 540 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,193 Nope. Naive, maybe. 541 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,903 And that will fade with age. 542 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,738 - Jesus Christ. - Holy shit. 543 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,448 You stole the cock! Cool! 544 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,450 Not cool. I didn't even do that on my own. 545 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:52,495 - Oh. - I think I really believed 546 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,373 that I did all this stuff myself because when it came to my life, 547 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,626 Mom, honestly, you weren't overinvolved, 548 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,421 or even, like, involved. No judgment. 549 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,797 A little bit of judgment. 550 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,465 A little bit of judgment, yeah. 551 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,261 You know what? In my defense, it really wasn't even my i... 552 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,639 Never mind. 553 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,811 Whose idea was it? 554 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,688 Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 555 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,316 - Alright, alright. Okay. - Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! 556 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,985 - Rooster! Rooster! Rooster! - Okay, bring it down. Bring it down. 557 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,321 I'm proud of you guys. You did a great job. 558 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:30,325 No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Guys, guys, it was just one game. 559 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,620 Keep that in mind, alright? 560 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,165 But this is the best day of my life! 561 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,931 Alright. Oh! God, you scared me. 562 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,476 We won. Honey, we won! 563 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,773 We won. 564 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,359 How could you do this? 565 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,946 I don't know, I guess it was kind of a fluke. 566 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,365 I'm sure we will never win again. 567 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,160 - What's going on? - Why did you take a job here? 568 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:19,499 Because I like challenging myself and stepping outside of my comfort zone. 569 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,211 - You hate both those things. - Not as much as I used to. 570 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:27,800 So, you didn't take a job here as a trade-off so I wouldn't get fired? 571 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,551 I was on my way out, Dad. 572 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,805 Away from Archie and this fishbowl. 573 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,848 And maybe if I'd gone somewhere else, 574 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,892 it would've been a really good thing for me to find my own way. 575 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,435 But you didn't let me do that, did you? 576 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,437 I didn't want you to make a mistake. 577 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,147 I get to make mistakes! 578 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,274 I need to make mistakes. 579 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,193 You don't trust me to do anything on my own. 580 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,987 - That's not true, hon-- - Tenure. 581 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,906 Me getting hired here in the first place, that was all you. 582 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,742 Honey, I was just trying to help. 583 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,952 - I love you so much. - Okay. 584 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,246 - I would do anything for you. - Yeah. 585 00:24:58,247 --> 00:24:59,580 - You know that. - Okay. I know. 586 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,708 So, let's just get it all out in the open. 587 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:05,378 Is there anything else that you have done that you think would make me go insane? 588 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,339 Let's just clear it all up. Anything? 589 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,135 No. No. 590 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,099 I have been playing online backgammon with Fred Salewski. 591 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,392 Who is Fred Salewski? 592 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,893 Sunny's dad. 593 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:24,022 Our paths crossed. I think you'd actually like him. 594 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,566 I don't think I'd like Sunny's dad. 595 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,444 When you're playing backgammon with Fred Salewski, 596 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,946 - are you chatting? - No, there is no chat feature. 597 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,364 Sometimes we FaceTime while we're playing. 598 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,200 What the fuck? What is wrong with you? 599 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:36,868 I know you're mad. 600 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:37,953 I'm not mad. 601 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,415 I'm really sad. 602 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,752 I actually really thought you believed in me. 603 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,253 I do believe in you. 604 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,465 Yeah. It shows. 605 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,397 More coffee? 606 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,649 No. Thank you. 607 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,110 Can I please have another slice of pie? 608 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,613 And if I detect any judgment, there's not gonna be a tip. 609 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,741 Third piece, coming up. 610 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,494 She wants whipped cream, too. 611 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,704 Hello. 612 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,581 - Getting drunk alone? - Nope. 613 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,793 Just drowning my sorrows in this American excuse for tea. 614 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,503 I did ask for loose leaf, but apparently, 615 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:30,630 that's beyond the realms of possibility here. 616 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:33,133 Loose leaf tea in a diner? Be more pretentious. 617 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:37,930 Care to join? 618 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:41,975 Why not? 619 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,856 Ah, massive pie consumption's always a bit of a tell with you. 620 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,691 What's going on? 621 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,735 Do you think I can make it through the world 622 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,904 on my own without it being a total disaster? 623 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,698 Barely understood that. 624 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,952 Katie, you're literally the smartest person 625 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,620 in any room that you walk into. 626 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,372 I don't know what you want me to say. 627 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:05,624 You can do anything. 628 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,509 They're canceling my book. 629 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,556 - Fuck Brenda, she's a troll. - I'm lucky really, I suppose. 630 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:24,100 Finding out at a young age that I'm not nearly as impressive 631 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,602 as I believe myself to be. 632 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:29,689 I know you want me to compliment you. 633 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,649 I really do, yeah. 634 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,985 You know, somebody told me that brilliant people 635 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,820 shouldn't have to be told that they're brilliant. 636 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,405 That's stupid. What's the point of being brilliant 637 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,282 if no one's gonna say anything? 638 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,993 Mm-hmm. You're gonna get your book back, Arch. 639 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,954 You're the most persuasive person I know. 640 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,165 - Don't know about that. - Come on. 641 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,916 You were even convinced that you could persuade me 642 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,251 to take you back. 643 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,503 You had that whole big speech memorized. 644 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,422 Lucky I didn't have to sit through that. 645 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,090 Oh, no, no, no, you really missed out on that one. 646 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,967 It was an absolute belter. 647 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,344 I mean, I found it incredibly scintillating. 648 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,014 - I'm sure you did. - Go to town. 649 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,266 Thank you. 650 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,354 What was it? Just curious. 651 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,190 Oh. 652 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:14,025 I don't know. Just something along the lines of 653 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,110 me marrying you was one of the only things in my life 654 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,988 that didn't feel like it was a total and utter mistake. 655 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,532 I mean, don't get me wrong, 656 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,117 it still had some classic flourishes in there. 657 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,453 Joke here, cheeky turn of phrase there. 658 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,622 - Mm-mm. - Okay. 659 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,208 No, I guess the general gist was really that 660 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,627 if I was one day lucky enough to have the chance 661 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,462 to, I don't know, try and get you back, 662 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,923 - then I would spend-- - I'm in. 663 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,092 T... 664 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,094 That wasn't-- Katie, you-- No, what you-- 665 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,679 You asked me what the speech was. 666 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,264 I wasn't giving you the speech. 667 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,849 Yeah, but you also told me once 668 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,143 that I had as long as I wanted to make a decision. 669 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:51,103 So, I'm making it. 670 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:54,232 And if it's a huge fucking mistake, at least it's mine. 671 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,402 So, yeah, I'm in. Do with that what you will. 672 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,489 And pay for my pie. 673 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,998 I also had two cheeseburgers. 674 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:26,932 What? 675 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,996 Bye-bye.