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Jojo Betzler.

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Ten years old.

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Today, you join the ranks of the <i>Jungvolk</i>

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in a very special training weekend.

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It's going to be intense.

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But today, you become a man.

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I swear to devote
all my energies and my strength

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to the savior of our country,
Adolf Hitler.

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I am willing and ready
to give up my life for him.

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80 help me God.

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Yes, that's right.

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- Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind?
- Snake mind.

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- And, Jojo Betzler, what is your body?
- Wolf body.

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- Jojo Betzler, what is your courage?
- Panther courage.

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- And, Jojo Betzler, what is your soul?
- A German soul.

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Yeah, man. You're ready.

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- Adolf.
- Hmm?

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I don't think I can do this.

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<i>Was?</i> Of course you can.

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Sure, you're a little bit scrawny
and a bit unpopular

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and you can't tie your Shoelaces
even though you're ten years old.

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But you're still the bestest,
most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.

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Not to mention the fact
you're really good looking.

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So, you're gonna get out there
and you're gonna have a great time, okay?

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- Okay.
- That's the spirit. Okay.

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<i>Heil me,</i> man.

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<i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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What? You can <i>heil</i> me better than that.

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- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- No...

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Just throw it away.
Don't even think about it.

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- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- No, you're overthinking it.

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- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> "Hitterler."

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Who's "Hitterler?"
Do you even speak German?

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- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- That's not a <i>heil.</i> This is a <i>heil. Heil!</i>

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- <i>Heil</i> Hitler! <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler. <i>Heil</i> Hitler!

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- <i>Heil</i> Hitler! <i>Heil</i> Hitler!
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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Ooh, that's it.
You've got it. <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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- Have a great day! <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler! <i>Heil</i> Hitler!

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- You're gonna be the best. <i>Heil</i> Hitler!
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler! <i>Heil</i> Hitler!

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- You can do it.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler! <i>Heil</i> Hitler!

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<i>Heil</i> Hitler! <i>Heil</i> Hitler!
<i>Heil</i> Hitler! <i>Heil</i> Hitler!

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<i>Heil</i> Hitler!

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Whoa!

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- ♪ Oh, come on, come to me ♪
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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- ♪ You're driving me crazy ♪
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler. <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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♪ Oh, come on, come to me ♪

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♪ Come give me your hand ♪

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♪ Oh, you are so beautiful ♪

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♪ Beautiful like a diamond ♪

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<i>Heil</i> Hitler. <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
<i>Heil</i> Hitler. <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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- ♪ I want to go with you ♪
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler. <i>Heil</i> Hitler. <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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<i>Heil</i> Hitler.

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♪ Come give me your hand ♪

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♪ Come give me your hand ♪

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♪ Come give me your hand ♪

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- <i>Heil</i> Hitler, Yorki.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler, Jojo.

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- Are you ready for the best weekend ever?
- Yes, I am.

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Let's go.

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♪ This has never happened with anyone else ♪

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♪ Once like that, once like that ♪

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♪ Just like that ♪

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♪ Oh, you are so beautiful ♪

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"♪ Beautiful as a diamond J"

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♪ I want to go with you ♪

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♪ Come give me your hand ♪

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Hail! Unhurt! Unhurt!

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<i>Heil</i> Hitler, guys.

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<i>Hail</i> Hitler!

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<i>Jungvolk,</i> welcome to
the <i>Hitler Youth</i> training weekend.

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In which we will make men
and women of you all.

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My name is Captain Klenzendorf.

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You may call me Captain K.

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Captain K. Whoo!

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Ja. And this is Sub-Officer Finkel.

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This is <i>Fräulein</i> Rahm.

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Hey. <i>Heil</i> Hitler, everyone.

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So a little about me. Who am I?

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And why am I here talking to a bunch
of little titty-grabbers

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instead of leading my men
into battle towards glorious death?

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Great question.

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I've asked it myself every day
since Operation Screw Up

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where I lost a perfectly good eye
in a totally preventable enemy attack.

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And according to my superiors,

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you need two eyes to be
a meaningful part of the war effort.

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Can two-eyed people do this?

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- Jesus.
- Over the next two days,

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you little critters will get to experience
some of the things

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that the mighty German army
goes through every day.

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And even though it would appear
our country's on the back foot

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and there really isn't much hope
in us winning this war,

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apparently we're doing just fine.

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Anyway. You boys have all been issued
with your <i>Deutsches Jungvolk</i> daggers.

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These are very special
and expensive weapons.

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You should never be without them.

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And don't try to stab each other.

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No stabbing!

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No stabbing.

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This is your first step towards being men.

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Today you boys will be involved
in such activities

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as marching, bayonet drills,
grenade-throwing,

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trench-digging, map-reading, gas defense,

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camouflage, ambush techniques,

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war games, firing guns,
and blowing stuff up.

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The girls will practice
important womanly duties

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such as dressing wounds, making beds,

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and learning how to get pregnant.

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Aw.

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I've had 18 kids for Germany.

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Such a great year to be a girl.

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All right. Let's get to it.

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Come on.

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Go!

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God help me.

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<i>♪ Well, when I'm lyin'
in my bed at night ♪</i>

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Go, go, go!

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<i>♪ Nothin' ever seems to turn out right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to grow up ♪</i>

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Three, two, one, swastika!

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<i>♪ How do you move in a world of fog ♪</i>

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Come on! Pull it! Come on!

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<i>♪ Makes me wish that I could be a dog ♪</i>

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Aaah! Aaah!

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<i>♪ Well, when I see
the price that you pay ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't ever want to be that way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to grow up ♪</i>

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- Now finish him.
- Don't, no, no!

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<i>♪ The only thing to live for is today ♪</i>

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- Fangs.
- Fangs, <i>ja</i>.

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- Serpent tongue.
- Serpent's tongue, <i>ja</i>.

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- Scales.
<i>- Ja,</i> scales.

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Because, once upon a time,
a Jewish man mated with a fish.

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Whoa!

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We, Aryans, are one thousand times

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more civilized and advanced
than any other race.

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Now, get your things together, kids.

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It's time to burn some books.

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Yeah!

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<i>♪ Comb their hair and shine their shoes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to grow up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stay around my old hometown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to put no money down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to get me a big old loan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Work them fingers to the bone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to float a broom ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fall in love
and get married, then boom ♪</i>

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<i>♪ How the hell did it get here so soon? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't want to grow up ♪</i>

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Jews sound scary, huh?

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Not to me.

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If I met one, I'd kill it like that.

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Like... that.

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But how would you know if you saw one?

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They could look just like us.

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I'd feel its head for horns.

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And they smell like brussels sprouts.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot about
the brussels sprouts bit.

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Imagine catching one
and giving it to Hitler.

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That'd be a surefire way
to get into his personal guards.

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Then we would become best friends.

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I thought I was your best friend.

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Yorki, you're my second-best friend.

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First place is reserved for the <i>Führer</i>.

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So, unless you're Hitler hiding in a fat,
little boy's body...

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I'd be happy with second place.

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I guess I'm just a kid
in a fat kid's body.

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Case closed.

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Raah! Raah! Raah!

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When you stand before the enemy
and have to end his life,

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which of you will have
the stomach to do this?

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Good.

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There is no room in Hitler's army

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for those that lack strength.

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We want hardened warriors.

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Those that are prepared to kill at will.

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Can you do this?

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- Yes.
<i>- Ja</i>

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Johannes.

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Can you kill?

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Pfff. Of course. I love killing.

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Good. Come here.

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Don't be scared. Come on.

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Good.

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Kill it.

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Huh?

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Wring its neck and kill the rabbit.

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Or are you scared?

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I'm not scared. I... I just...

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Now.

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Place both hands around its neck
and then one hard twist.

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He might scream, but we'll just use
the boot to finish it off.

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Kill. Kill.

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Kill. Kill.

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Kill. Kill.

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Kill. Kill. Kill.

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Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

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Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

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- Shoo! Come on, shoo.
- Hey! Hey, hey.

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Good shot.

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You are a coward.

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Just like your father.

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He... He's not a coward.

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- He's fighting in Italy.
- Really?

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But no one has heard
from him in two years.

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He is a deserting coward.

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He's scared and so are you.

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You're as scared as a little rabbit.

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Scared little rabbit.

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Maybe we should snap your neck, too?

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Jojo the rabbit.

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Jojo Rabbit.

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Jojo Rabbit.

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Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.

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Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man?

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- Hi, Adolf.
- Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident?

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What was all that about?

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They wanted me to kill it.

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I'm sorry. I couldn't.

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Don't worry about it.
I couldn't care less.

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But now they call me a scared rabbit.

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Let them say whatever they want.

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People used to say a lot
of nasty things about me.

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"Oh, this guy's a lunatic."

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"Oh, look at that psycho.
He's gonna get us all killed."

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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
The rabbit is no coward.

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The humble little bunny faces
a dangerous world every day,

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hunting carrots for his family,
for his country.

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My empire will be full of all animals.

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Lions, giraffes, zebras,

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rhinoceroses, octopuses,

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rhinoctopuses.

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Even the mighty rabbit.

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Cigarette?

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Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke.

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Let me give you some really good advice.

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Be the rabbit.

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The humble bunny
can outwit all of his enemies.

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He's brave and sneaky and strong.

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Be the rabbit.

239
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Jojo!

240
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,596
Are you all right, Jojo?

241
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,607
Who were you talking to?

242
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,310
Nobody.

243
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,735
Oh, I thought you were crying.

244
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,733
Are you a teardrop specialist?

245
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,606
No.

246
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,658
Case closed.

247
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:53,239
Now, it's time for Jojo
to show those stick insects

248
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,451
who is the real cowardly rabbit.

249
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,248
I'm sorry, what are you talking about?

250
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,704
Never mind.

251
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,831
Jojo, where are you going?

252
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,292
To be the rabbit!

253
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,504
Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.
Hunting carrots. Jojo Rabbit.

254
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,555
Hey, this is amazing.

255
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,427
We're like two human antelopes.

256
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,733
Now, lads, each of you
will be given the opportunity

257
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,108
to ignite and throw a grenade.

258
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,158
I will personally
be supervising each of you

259
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,532
to make sure you don't blow
your eyes out or something.

260
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,239
All right, who's first?

261
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,323
Klaus.

262
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,340
♪♪

263
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:06,608
♪♪

264
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,664
Shit.

265
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,741
Shit!

266
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,296
Don't do that.

267
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,550
Jojo. Jojo.

268
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,503
Finkel! Finkel!

269
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,712
Jojo, Jojo.

270
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,850
O-M <i>Gott.</i>

271
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,019
He looks like a Picasso painting.

272
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,567
His mother's going to kill me.

273
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,776
♪♪

274
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,083
My darling cub.

275
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,876
<i>gasps</i>

276
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:45,997
Hey, kid.

277
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,461
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

278
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,217
Mmm. My darling little cub.

279
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,341
Why so happy?

280
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,927
Your son is ugly like a monster.

281
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,433
Hey. You're no monster.

282
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,140
Besides, your scars will heal,

283
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,816
and you'll get most
of the movement back in your leg.

284
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,734
But I'll never be
in Hitler's personal guards.

285
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,231
Ah, you're fine as you are.

286
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,063
I'm just happy to have you back home. Hmm?

287
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,819
Mama Lion worries about her cub,

288
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,742
especially when Papa Lion isn't here.

289
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,944
Or Inge Lion.

290
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,787
Or Inge Lion.

291
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,539
You grab the rabbit by the tail,
wrap it around his ear,

292
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,967
tie it all up and then
stuff him back down the hole.

293
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,303
Now then, let's get on our way, huh?

294
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,007
I think getting out of the house
will do wonders for your recuperation.

295
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,512
I don't want to go out there.

296
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,344
What? Don't be silly. Of course you do.

297
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,475
I look stupid.

298
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,806
People will stare.

299
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,356
Enjoy the attention, kid.

300
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,605
Not everyone's
lucky enough to look stupid.

301
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,814
I, for one, am cursed
to look incredibly attractive.

302
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,069
Now, you're going
to pluck up your courage,

303
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,026
walk out that door, and have
an incredible adventure.

304
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,202
Okay?

305
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,279
Okay.

306
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,999
Field Marshal Jojo, you're our top man.

307
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,326
Prepare to leave the house.

308
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,211
Is it dangerous?

309
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,708
Extremely.

310
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,549
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- Oh, Jesus.

311
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,671
Hey!

312
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,218
- Looking good, kid.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler!

313
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,515
<i>Frau</i> Betzler,
you're looking fetching as usual.

314
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,717
Okay, wow.

315
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,098
It's because of you
my son can't walk properly

316
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,303
and has a messed-up face.

317
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,852
He stole my hand grenade.

318
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,728
- Just took it...
- <i>Ja, ja.</i>

319
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:35,528
So, you are going to look after him
while I'm at work, hmm?

320
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,232
Make sure he has a job
and feels included. Got it?

321
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,567
Got it. <i>Ja,</i> I really got it.

322
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,115
Good.

323
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,196
Guys, this is Johannes Betzler.

324
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,656
The kid I told you about.

325
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,458
Remember, he stole a hand grenade

326
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,285
and blew himself up and as a result

327
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,370
I got demoted for negligence.

328
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,207
Now I get to work in this office
with all these wonderful kids.

329
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,841
So, Jojo. I'm sure we can figure out
something for you to do.

330
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,420
- Oh!
- Ideas?

331
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,550
<i>- Ja.</i>
- Guys?

332
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,132
<i>Ja. Ja.</i>

333
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,844
Okay, well, we need somebody
to walk the clones.

334
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:14,184
Also, I think maybe he could hand out
this new propaganda

335
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,521
and deliver these conscriptions.

336
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,490
I don't suppose
I could be conscripted?

337
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,566
Could I?

338
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,072
Oh, yes, that's a wonderful idea.

339
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,573
Yes, I give my full permission

340
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,655
for you to send
this ten-year-old child into war.

341
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,910
Will someone get this kid a gun?

342
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,957
And I'd be more than happy
to fight in the front.

343
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,034
Get in line, kid.

344
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,994
Okay. Here are the conscriptions,

345
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,124
and here is a gun.

346
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,751
Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

347
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,081
It's a bit... for the gun?

348
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,211
No.

349
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,340
♪♪

350
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:14,661
Yuck.

351
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:17,997
Look.

352
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,264
What did they do?

353
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,343
What they could.

354
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,762
Come on.

355
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,038
Hey-hey! Jojo Rabbit!

356
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,417
Oh, look at your face.

357
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,712
I am a soldier! I'm going to war!

358
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,630
And you are a postman!

359
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,711
Jojo Rabbit, Jojo Rabbit!

360
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,546
Mama?

361
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,304
Field Marshal Jojo is home.

362
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:13,845
Mama?

363
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,062
Mama? I'm home.

364
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,815
Mama?

365
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,611
♪♪

366
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:44,751
Mama?

367
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,761
♪♪

368
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:56,716
Hi.

369
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,341
What do you want?

370
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,426
Are you a ghost?

371
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,437
Sure. A ghost.

372
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,439
♪♪

373
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,028
Don't make me run, kid.

374
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,358
I'm far too hungry

375
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,409
and you know how much
we love the taste of blood.

376
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,292
Lose something?

377
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,794
I'm not a ghost, Johannes.
I'm something worse,

378
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,999
but I think you already
know that, don't you?

379
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:13,668
You know what I am.

380
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,128
- Yes.

381
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:17,680
Say it.

382
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,598
Say it!

383
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,308
A Jew.

384
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,602
<i>Gesundheit.</i>

385
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,186
You can't be here.

386
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,610
Well, your mother invited me,
so I suppose that makes me her guest.

387
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,905
- It's not allowed.
- What will you do, sweet <i>Hitlerchen?</i>

388
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:34,981
Hmm?

389
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:39,447
Of course.

390
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,367
Go on, then. Tell them.

391
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,325
But do you know what happens if you do?

392
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,624
I'll tell them you helped me.

393
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:51,626
And your mother, too.

394
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,754
Then we'll all be <i>kaputt.</i>

395
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:58,805
And if you tell her you know
about me, just one word...

396
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,429
I'll do the world a great, big favor

397
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,260
and cut your Nazi head off.

398
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:06,599
Got it?

399
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,264
<i>Ja.</i>

400
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,736
I think I'll hold onto this. It's pretty.

401
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,787
Sheesh. That was intense.

402
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,498
- What am I going to do?
- Honestly, no idea.

403
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,128
I mean, there could be more of them.

404
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,130
Hundreds of them living in your walls.

405
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,388
How did she get control like that?

406
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:42,761
She must've used her powers.

407
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:43,841
Mind control.

408
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,518
Oh, typical.

409
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,891
- Did you see how fast she moved?
- Yes.

410
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,518
Like a little, female Jewish Jesse Owens.

411
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,271
- And now she's got your fancy knife.
- My knife!

412
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:56,104
Yeah. Like a little, female
Jewish Jesse Owens,

413
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,279
Jack the Ripper.

414
00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,907
You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.

415
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,654
Ah, what to do, what to do?

416
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,240
- Oh. Got it!
- Got it!

417
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,741
- I will negotiate.
- Burn down the house

418
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,072
and blame Winston Churchill.

419
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,745
Or negotiate. Hmm.

420
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,891
Excuse me?

421
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,636
Little girl?

422
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:32,933
Um... Jew girl in the wall?

423
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,524
Yoo-hoo. Jew?

424
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:48,497
Okay, well, I'll just say
what I have to say and that's this:

425
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,745
I'm not scared of you

426
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,701
and I think you should find
somewhere else to live.

427
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,703
Okay?

428
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,247
Not okay.

429
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,922
Get the hell out of my room.

430
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:07,841
She's pretty rude, you know.

431
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:09,927
That's just my two Pfennige.

432
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,688
- And now she's got two knives.
- I know!

433
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,562
- How are you going to chop up stuff?
- I don't know!

434
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:16,858
Oh, and she's still up there, too.

435
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,731
That... that thing, that, that...

436
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,438
- Jew.
- Yeah. Jew, yeah.

437
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,819
- What are we gonna do about that Jew?
- You think of something.

438
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,776
Oh, now I'm the expert?

439
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,453
Stop offering me
damned cigarettes! I'm ten!

440
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,655
All right. Sorry. I'm stressed out!

441
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,117
Okay, let's talk like turkeys.

442
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:35,044
You can't tell your mother
or that Jew will cutoff your Nazi head,

443
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,714
but there's no reason this thing
in the attic needs to ruin your life.

444
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,963
In fact, you could use it
to your advantage.

445
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:42,964
How?

446
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,092
When someone tries to use
mind powers on me,

447
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:46,092
know what I do?

448
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,799
Use mind powers back on them.

449
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,430
Remember last year
when that one-arm pirate von Stauffenberg

450
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,976
tried to blow me up with a table bomb?

451
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,099
Yeah, you survived.

452
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,180
Correctomundo.

453
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,480
The only reason I survived,

454
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,308
apart from having bombproof legs,

455
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,985
is because I outwitted old von Stauffy.

456
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:03,815
I let him think that I was dead, when
in actual fact, I was absolutely fine.

457
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:07,152
By pretending I was dead,
I drew out all the traitors.

458
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,407
So what are you going to do?

459
00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:09,987
Pretend I'm dead?

460
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,914
Exactly. Wait, no.

461
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,325
No, what I mean is this:

462
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,285
make her feel safe
and then she'll drop her guard

463
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,870
and then you will be the one in control.

464
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:20,832
- Reverse psychology.
- Don't complicate things.

465
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,758
Just use my backwards mind power trick,

466
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,130
and everything will be fine.

467
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,048
Ooh! I got to go.

468
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,050
We're having unicorn for dinner
at my place tonight.

469
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,758
Concentrate, Jojo.

470
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,809
Remember, a Jew living in your wall

471
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,228
is better than two Jews flying around
with their bat wings

472
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,397
climbing down chimneys
and eating innocent Nazis.

473
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,480
And don't give her any more knives.

474
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,560
<i>Tschüss.</i>

475
00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:09,464
Darling cub, why are you up, huh?

476
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,932
Did you eat anything, hmm?

477
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,134
Sorry, I lost track of time.

478
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:14,810
I was taking a long walk
and having a thing...

479
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,188
What are we going to do
with these laces, huh? My goodness.

480
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,141
You'll learn how to tie them
eventually, no?

481
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:21,691
- I heard her.
- What?

482
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,443
Who?

483
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:25,904
Inge.

484
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,448
Her ghost.

485
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,819
Oh. That's so sad for you.

486
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,447
You've lost your mind.

487
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:37,533
It's sadder for me, though, because I have
to live with a crazy person.

488
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,501
I heard noises. Upstairs.

489
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:45,834
Ghosts? Honestly.
You know what I heard? Rats.

490
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,838
Yes, we have them. Can you believe that?

491
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,420
Dirty animals.

492
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,006
I've been meaning to tell you
to stay away from upstairs,

493
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,386
until I've cleared them all, okay?

494
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:54,558
I don't need you getting sick.

495
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,302
Okay, Mama.

496
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,521
I'll watch out for those dirty rats.

497
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,770
Where are all the goddamn knives?

498
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,104
♪♪

499
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,032
Are you going to bed, too?

500
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,081
Yes. Soon.

501
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:23,788
I have to tidy some things first.

502
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,414
What things?

503
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,421
Mama things.

504
00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,593
Boy, you have to trust me, okay?

505
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,261
I'm the boss here, <i>ja?</i>

506
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:33,631
I guess.

507
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,970
Good boy.

508
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,723
Yes, but with... with one eye. Like...

509
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,354
Almost.

510
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,227
Not quite.

511
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,114
Great. You got it.

512
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:51,607
<i>Ja.</i>

513
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,827
You have to be more quiet.

514
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,203
He heard noises up here.

515
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,835
If I have to choose
between you and my son, I...

516
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,843
I won't know where to send you.

517
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:11,885
You hear me?

518
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,884
He can't know.
If he knows, then they know.

519
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:19,309
- You could reason with him.
- You don't know him.

520
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,727
He's a fanatic.

521
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,014
It took him three weeks
to get over the fact

522
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,519
that his grandfather was not blond.

523
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,693
I know he's in there somewhere.

524
00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:31,610
The little boy who loves
to play and runs to you

525
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,441
because he's scared of thunder.

526
00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,572
Thinks you invented chocolate cake.

527
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,247
In the end, that's all you have.

528
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,871
Hope...

529
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:46,454
that your only remaining child
is not just another ghost.

530
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,708
Perhaps we're all ghosts now.
We just don't know it.

531
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,255
Perhaps.

532
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,423
You've lived more lifetimes than most.

533
00:32:59,436 --> 00:33:00,972
I haven't lived at all.

534
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,851
You're being challenged.

535
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,476
They say you can't live,
that you won't live.

536
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:10,645
If that comes true, then they win.

537
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:11,900
They've been winning so far.

538
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,859
They'll never win.
That's the power you have.

539
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:19,161
As long as there's someone alive,
somewhere, then they lose.

540
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:22,866
They didn't get you yesterday or today.
You make tomorrow the same.

541
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,331
Hey.

542
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,088
Tomorrow must be the same.

543
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,014
♪♪

544
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,286
Jesus Christ!

545
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,739
You must stretch.

546
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:04,994
Does that hurt you?

547
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,543
- Yes.
- Good. Pain is your friend.

548
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:11,338
Soon your leg will only be
a little bit deformed and pointless.

549
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,916
I'm going to recommend
another month off school though

550
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,468
because your face
might scare the other kids.

551
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,296
It's kind of ugly.

552
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,222
Okay, who's next?

553
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,345
Jojo.

554
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,725
Baby, I have to go.

555
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:33,144
I'll see you at home. Mmm.

556
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,861
- Hi, Captain K.
- Hey.

557
00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,242
- If it isn't <i>Herr</i> Hand Grenade himself.
- Ah.

558
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:45,572
How's the leg, kid?

559
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,204
It's pretty much healed.

560
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,662
It only 80 percent hurts now.

561
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,291
What are you guys doing?

562
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,089
I'm being made to teach the HJ boys

563
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,506
water warfare training.

564
00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:59,678
You know, in case they ever need
to go to battle in a swimming pool.

565
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,342
Can I ask you a question about Jews?

566
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:07,348
Oh, God. Why?

567
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,599
What should I do if I see one?

568
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:12,774
Ugh. Okay.

569
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,478
If you see a Jew, you tell us,

570
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:17,609
we tell the Gestapo, and they tell the SS,

571
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,281
and then they go and they kill the Jew.

572
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,274
And anyone who helped the Jew.

573
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:24,244
And because these are very paranoid times,

574
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:26,163
probably some other people just in case.

575
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:27,785
It's a pretty drawn out process.

576
00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:31,369
Even if the Jew hypnotized someone

577
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,295
to make them hide
the Jew in the first place?

578
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,997
I'd be amazed if that could happen.

579
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,377
No, it can happen.

580
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,759
It happened to my uncle.

581
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,466
A Jew hypnotized him

582
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,393
and he became
a massive drunk and a gambler.

583
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,096
And he cheated on his wife

584
00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:53,649
and he had an inappropriate
relationship with my sister.

585
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,648
And then he drowned
in an unrelated accident,

586
00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:59,025
but it was the Jew's fault.

587
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,573
Anyway. Did you see one? A Jew.

588
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,323
I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did.

589
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,323
Yeah, me neither.

590
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,371
Without their funny hats,
it's damn near impossible.

591
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,699
Someone should write a book
on the subject.

592
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:12,284
It would make things
so much easier.

593
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,211
- It would be a hit.
<i>- Ja.</i>

594
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,085
Finkie, they're drowning. Come on.

595
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:20,504
I'll see you later, little man.

596
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:27,220
♪♪

597
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,023
Okay, here's the situation.

598
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,027
If I tell on you,
you'll be in big trouble,

599
00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,578
and I don't think you want that.

600
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:52,116
But then you'll tell on me and my mother,
and we'll be in trouble,

601
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,792
which I don't want.

602
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:57,246
And if you tell my mother I know,
then she'll kick you out,

603
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,671
which you don't want.

604
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:01,212
And if I tell my mother I know,

605
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:04,094
then you'll cutoff my Nazi head,

606
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,675
which I also don't want.

607
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,850
So, it's a Mexican stalemate.

608
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,428
It's just a normal stalemate.

609
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,889
I have some conditions
for allowing you to stay here.

610
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,690
- "Conditions?"
- Yes.

611
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:20,144
Tell me everything about the Jewish race.

612
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:21,895
Okay.

613
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,948
We're like you,

614
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,613
but human.

615
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,445
Please take this seriously.

616
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,239
Think of this as an exposé.

617
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,949
I want to know all your secrets.

618
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,418
Kindly refrain from sitting
on my sister's bed.

619
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:39,712
Why? She doesn't need it.

620
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,790
You know nothing of my sister.

621
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,091
Inge and I were friends.

622
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,594
I remember you.

623
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,717
Such a funny little boy.

624
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,889
Pfft. Enough with the small talk.

625
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,887
Start telling me about your kind.

626
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:56,184
Obviously, we are demons who love money.

627
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,389
Right?

628
00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,475
Obviously. Everyone knows that.

629
00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:03,654
But what people don't know
is that we're also allergic to food.

630
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,236
Cheese, bread, meat.

631
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:07,942
That stuff will kill us instantly.

632
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:10,698
So, if you're thinking of ending my life,

633
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,530
that's the fastest way.

634
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,285
Also biscuits, lethal.

635
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,418
Very funny.

636
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,041
Anyway, there's not enough food for you,

637
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,588
so I don't know what you're going to do.

638
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:24,791
Your mother managed to find me some bread.

639
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:28,883
She's kind. She treats me like a person.

640
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,010
But you're not. Not a proper person.

641
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,340
Are you?

642
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,894
How dare you, Jew!

643
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:40,440
You are weak like an eyelash.

644
00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:43,360
I am born of Aryan ancestry.

645
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:47,064
My blood is the color of a pure red rose.

646
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,774
And my eyes are blue like...

647
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,409
Break free.

648
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:56,411
Break free, great Aryan.
There are no weak Jews.

649
00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,419
I am descended from those
who wrestle angels and kill giants.

650
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,337
We were chosen by God.

651
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,415
You were chosen by a pathetic little man

652
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,376
who can't even grow a full mustache.

653
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:10,879
The stronger race, huh?

654
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,516
So, how's it all going
with that Jew thing upstairs?

655
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,647
Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.

656
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,694
Mm-hmm. Well, you are a Nazi.

657
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,363
I guess.

658
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,986
This book is going to be harder to write
than I thought.

659
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,738
Hmm.

660
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:38,703
What's she doing?
She's burning something.

661
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:40,450
What is she burning?

662
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,912
- What are you burning?
- She can't hear you.

663
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,747
What are you burning?

664
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:57,517
Why so happy?

665
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:58,935
Things are changing.

666
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,478
The Allies have taken Italy.

667
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,772
France will be next
and soon the war will be over.

668
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,897
Goddamn it! Why does that make you happy?

669
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,443
You hate your country that much?

670
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,362
I love my country. It's the war I hate.

671
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:11,065
It's pointless and stupid,

672
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,741
and the sooner we have peace, the better.

673
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,317
Oh, the war will end.

674
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,949
We will crush our enemies into dust.

675
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,405
And when they are destroyed,

676
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,955
we shall use their graves as toilets.

677
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,875
Okay. No more politics.

678
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:24,248
Dinner is neutral ground.
This table is Switzerland.

679
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,545
Let's eat.

680
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:35,714
You aren't eating.

681
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,718
No. I am not that hungry.

682
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,473
I might eat later.

683
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,976
For now, I am just going
to chew on these grapes.

684
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:50,400
Well, I'm especially hungry tonight.

685
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:53,198
So maybe I'll just finish yours.

686
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,358
Don't want it to go to waste.

687
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,091
How was your day, Johannes?

688
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,719
Oh, you know, just wandered around,

689
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,763
being a deformed kid
with nothing to live for.

690
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,055
You're not deformed.

691
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,931
My face looks like
a goddamn street map, woman.

692
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,430
I wouldn't expect you to understand.

693
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,983
If my father were here, he'd get it.

694
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,776
Well, he's not.

695
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:33,730
I know. And instead, I'm stuck with you.

696
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,108
You want your dad, eh?

697
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:37,192
Yeah, I do.

698
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,243
- Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

699
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,536
- Yeah?
- Yeah!

700
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:41,533
Fine.

701
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:57,087
Don't you ever talk
to your goddamn mother like that!

702
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,947
Paul, what happened?

703
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:18,528
Paul?

704
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,109
I yelled at the kid.

705
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,445
What? Go apologize.

706
00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:26,825
Sorry, kid.

707
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,205
What?

708
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:29,832
What kind of apology was that?

709
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:40,471
Sorry, kid.

710
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:45,680
Jojo...

711
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,976
I know you miss me, but I'm...

712
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,393
I'm out there trying to make
a difference in the world.

713
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:54,561
And while I'm gone,

714
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,114
I need you to take care of my Rosie.

715
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:00,737
Can you do that?

716
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,821
Yes, Dad.

717
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,531
Thanks.

718
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:09,659
She's doing what she can.

719
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,131
Oh, gosh. We made a good kid, huh?

720
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:19,253
Mm-mm! Damn, that's good.

721
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:22,965
It reminds me of dancing
with Rosie in The Red Salon.

722
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:25,175
You remember, honey?

723
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,634
Of course I do, babe.

724
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:38,734
Hey, don't just
sit there, kid.

725
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:39,815
Come.

726
00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,399
Dance with your parents, come.

727
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,997
So, I'd like you to draw
a picture of where Jews live.

728
00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,419
Where you all eat, sleep,

729
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,463
and where the queen Jew lays the eggs.

730
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:39,506
You really are an idiot.

731
00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:40,959
Come on. We have
a lot of work to do.

732
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:43,677
Tell me about your family.

733
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:44,845
I'll tell you about the Jews,

734
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,923
but you are not privileged
to know about my family.

735
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,634
<i>Bu“ need background.</i>

736
00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,844
Why are you hanging around with me?

737
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,099
Don't you have any friends?

738
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,726
Of course. Yorki.

739
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,352
- "Yorki?"
- Amongst others.

740
00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,810
Well, you don't have anyone.

741
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:59,110
I have Nathan.

742
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,188
"Nathan?" Who the hell is that?

743
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:04,240
- My fiancé. I have him.
- Where is he?

744
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,568
Fighting in the resistance, see.

745
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,327
He proposed to me
on the banks of the <i>Fluß</i>.

746
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:15,627
He knelt down like a proper gentleman,
recited a poem by Rilke.

747
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,296
And when I said yes,
we danced into the night.

748
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,123
Snore.

749
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,208
Who's Rilke?

750
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,293
A great poet. Nathan's favorite.

751
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,003
Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yay.

752
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,680
He's coming to rescue me,
then we'll go live in Paris.

753
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,508
You'd turn your back on Germany forever?

754
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:32,719
It turned on me first.

755
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,599
Well, we don't need you.

756
00:45:34,690 --> 00:45:36,897
You and your stupid boyfriend can shut up

757
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:41,524
and go live in damn
cheese, snail, baguette land.

758
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,314
Now, now, just because
you don't have a girlfriend.

759
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,069
I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.

760
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,446
One day, you'll make time.

761
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,195
You'll think of nothing else.

762
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,748
You'll meet someone and spend your days

763
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,792
dreaming of the moment
you can hold them in your arms again.

764
00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,246
That's love.

765
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:03,508
- Ridiculous.
- Finished.

766
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:16,225
I said to draw where Jews live.

767
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,852
This is just a stupid picture of my head.

768
00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,234
Yeah. That's where we live.

769
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:30,527
Rilke, Rilke, Rilke.

770
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:33,534
Where are you? Poetry-writing dumbhead.

771
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:34,659
Ah.

772
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,162
Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit.

773
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:40,291
We'll use all of these books to make
a fake floor that she'll fall through.

774
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:42,748
Straight into a pit full of piranhas

775
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,584
and... and lava and bacon.

776
00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:47,673
- Why, she won't know what hit her.
- Shh!

777
00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,128
- Shh?
- Shh!

778
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,839
You shush. Shush me?

779
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,095
Let's get a book and let's go.
Libraries are dumb.

780
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,223
♪♪

781
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:01,649
Yeah, this is a really good idea,
what we're doing right now.

782
00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:05,320
If she had a heart,
this would break it clean in two.

783
00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:09,900
I have something to tell you.

784
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,532
I came across an old letter from Nathan,

785
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,247
your fiancé, addressed to you.

786
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:19,247
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I'll just read it.

787
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:24,873
"Dear Elsa, this is hard for me to say,

788
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:27,584
"but don't want to marry you anymore.

789
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:31,179
"I found a new woman and we laugh a lot

790
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,006
"and do the tongue-kiss.

791
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,512
"It's like my favorite poet, Rilke, says,

792
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:40,518
"'We need in love to practice only this:
letting each other go.'

793
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,349
"So, goodbye and sorry
about letting you go.

794
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:47,612
"From Nathan, your ex-fiancé.

795
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,028
"PS, I'm not really in the resistance.

796
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,199
"I was lying.

797
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,903
I'm unemployed and quite fat now."

798
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:23,933
Um... don't open the door,

799
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:28,190
but I actually forgot
there was a second letter.

800
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,648
"Dear Elsa..."

801
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:36,444
"I just wanted to let you know that
I don't want to break up with you now.

802
00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:41,200
"I changed my mind because I don't
want you to kill yourself over me,

803
00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:43,625
"which a couple of girls
have done in the past,

804
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,077
"and it's pretty stressful.

805
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:47,664
"I need you to stay alive.

806
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,170
"Thank God you're being
taken care of by that kid

807
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:54,425
"who I must say is a remarkable young man
beyond his years.

808
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:55,801
"And brave, too.

809
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,848
"And let's still get married sometime,

810
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,801
"even though I am truly unemployed

811
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,431
"and have nothing going on for me.

812
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:05,481
Yours, Nathan."

813
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:15,691
- Beethoven.
- Einstein.

814
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,151
- Bach.
- Gershwin.

815
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:19,157
Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.

816
00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:20,738
Musicians, is that all you have?

817
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:21,823
Rilke.

818
00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,328
Oh, yeah, of course.

819
00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:25,581
Your favorite, Rilke. Jewish mother.

820
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:26,661
Dietrich, then.

821
00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:28,337
Houdini.

822
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,791
No. That's impossible.

823
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:31,966
Believe it, brother.

824
00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:35,010
Just ask Pissarro, Modigliani,
Man Ray, Gertrude Stein,

825
00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:38,465
Mr. Moses and the king of them all,
Jesus Christi. Amen.

826
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:39,845
Pew, pew, pew!

827
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,676
Well, you're just saying any old name now.

828
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:44,478
I've never heard of these people
and now I'm fed up.

829
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:45,930
Hey.

830
00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,687
If you find any more of those letters,
will you let me know?

831
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:50,234
Sure.

832
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,652
Okay.

833
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:52,729
Bye.

834
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:58,492
Ah, these banks
used to be full of lovers.

835
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:01,867
There was dancing and singing.

836
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,164
Romance.

837
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,122
There's no time for romance.

838
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,499
We're at war.

839
00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:11,422
Oh. There's always time
for romance.

840
00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:13,883
Someday you'll meet someone special.

841
00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:16,794
Why does everyone keep telling me that?

842
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:19,259
Who else tells you that?

843
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,134
Everyone.

844
00:50:22,228 --> 00:50:23,514
Anyway.

845
00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:24,935
It's a stupid idea.

846
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,763
You're stupid.

847
00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:29,440
Love is the strongest thing in the world.

848
00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:33,445
I think you'll find that metal
is the strongest thing in the world.

849
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,319
Followed closely by dynamite,
and then muscles.

850
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:40,284
Besides, I wouldn't
even know it if I saw it.

851
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,487
Surprise, surprise.

852
00:50:42,581 --> 00:50:44,538
Your Shoelaces are undone again.

853
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:47,950
Oh, Jojo.

854
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,877
You'll know when it happens.

855
00:50:51,090 --> 00:50:52,797
You'll feel it.

856
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:53,873
It's a pain.

857
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,463
- In my arse, I bet.
- In your tummy.

858
00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,966
Like, like, you're full of butterflies.

859
00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:02,052
- Yuck.
- Yeah, "yuck."

860
00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:05,761
Come on, Shitler. Let's get a move on.

861
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,854
Whoa!

862
00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:10,648
- Hey!
- What's wrong with you?

863
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:13,852
I'm worried about you, man.
Are you drunk? Again?

864
00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:15,107
Come on. Oh, God.

865
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,029
Could you please untie them?

866
00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:19,232
- You're really getting fat.
- I'm not...

867
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:21,818
You know what? Why don't I
just leave you here, okay?

868
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,494
- No.
- I'll come and get you tomorrow.

869
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:25,288
- Okay? How about that?
- No. Mama, Mama!

870
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:26,535
You'll figure it out, darling.

871
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,207
- No!
- I'll meet you back at the house.

872
00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:29,705
- I'll see you tomorrow morning.
- Mama, Mama!

873
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:32,749
You're growing up too fast.

874
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,799
Ten-year-olds shouldn't be celebrating war
and talking politics.

875
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:39,547
You should be climbing trees

876
00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,800
and then falling out of those trees.

877
00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:43,927
But the <i>Führer</i> says when we win

878
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:46,680
it is us, young boys
who will rule the world.

879
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:47,726
Pfft!

880
00:51:48,897 --> 00:51:50,604
The <i>Reich</i> is dying.

881
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:54,480
We're going to lose the war
and then what are you going to do, hmm?

882
00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:55,981
Life is a gift.

883
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,857
We must celebrate it.

884
00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:02,776
We have to dance to show God
we are grateful to be alive.

885
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,488
♪♪

886
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,325
Well, I won't dance.

887
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,502
Dancing is for people
who don't have a job.

888
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:15,546
Dancing is for people who are free.

889
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,465
It's an escape from all this.

890
00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:20,293
Well, you're free to dance your way home.

891
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:21,923
I'll ride.

892
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:23,129
Oh, no, you don't.

893
00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:24,679
No one can stop me.

894
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,993
Welcome home, boys!

895
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,821
Now, go home and kiss your mothers!

896
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:52,496
♪♪

897
00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:10,430
No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid.

898
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,683
He's probably doing something amazing,

899
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,730
like reading a book or growing a beard.

900
00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:19,560
What's wrong?

901
00:53:22,658 --> 00:53:24,114
You want me to tell you about the Jews?

902
00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:26,234
Don't care.

903
00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:30,287
In the beginning,
we used to live in caves.

904
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,708
- Deep, deep in the center of the Earth.
- Wait.

905
00:53:33,794 --> 00:53:37,753
Scary places full of strange
and wonderful creatures

906
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,251
all with one thing in common.

907
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:41,548
Mm-hmm. Stealing the ends of penises?

908
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,546
No, you idiot.

909
00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:46,004
- The love of art.
- No cutting penises off?

910
00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:47,259
Do you want the story or not?

911
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,841
You may continue, but I know it's true.

912
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:51,050
The penis thing.

913
00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:52,476
Rabbis use them for earplugs.

914
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,178
And moving on.

915
00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:58,274
After many years
of developing magic and spells,

916
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:02,228
we slowly moved out of
the caves and into the towns.

917
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,735
Some of us stayed in the caves,
though, in animal bodies.

918
00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:08,534
Which are blobs or something?

919
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:10,031
Well, I'll draw them for you.

920
00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:14,332
♪♪

921
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:24,755
There.

922
00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:27,340
It'd be better with color.

923
00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:29,054
Where's the horns?

924
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:30,176
Under the hair.

925
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:32,759
Where's yours?

926
00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,593
I'm too young.

927
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:37,476
- They grow when you turn 21.
- Oh.

928
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:40,024
These days we live
among normal people,

929
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,192
but often we take over a house

930
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,862
and hang from the ceiling when we sleep.

931
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,029
Like bats.

932
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:50,193
Oh, and another thing is
we can read each other's minds.

933
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,119
Oh, my God.

934
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,537
Everyone's minds?

935
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:56,116
- What about German minds?
- No.

936
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:58,542
Their heads are too thick
for us to penetrate.

937
00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:03,582
Like birds, our true language
sounds like singing.

938
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:08,386
And we're also attracted to shiny things.

939
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:13,220
Crystals, glass, and gold.

940
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:17,178
"Attracted to shiny things."

941
00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:19,643
But also ugly things.

942
00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:21,394
Jews love ugliness.

943
00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,271
That's another thing we learned at school.

944
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:25,360
You love them, yes?

945
00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:27,112
Ugly things.

946
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:35,328
Hi.

947
00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:37,031
You two seem to be getting on well.

948
00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,872
I was just making sure
she was still alive.

949
00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,498
- What do you care?
- I don't.

950
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:44,455
I just don't want
a dead person in my house.

951
00:55:44,550 --> 00:55:46,757
- How would you like it?
- I'd love it.

952
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,710
More dead people in my house, please.

953
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,966
Look, just all the time
you two are spending together,

954
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:53,013
it's making me feel very uncomfortable.

955
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:54,761
You suggested it in the first place.

956
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:55,887
Did I?

957
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:57,468
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, I did.

958
00:55:57,563 --> 00:56:00,305
Besides, it's for the book.

959
00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:02,731
Oh, God, you're right.

960
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,354
I'm sorry. Did I make it weird?

961
00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:05,900
It's weird now, isn't it?

962
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,025
It shouldn't be weird between us.

963
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:10,231
None of this should be weird.

964
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,109
It's fine. I'm just tired.
I'm going to bed.

965
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,114
<i>Ja,</i> I was just keeping
your bed warm for you.

966
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:17,116
'Cause that's what real friends do.

967
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,574
Hey, what do think about this uniform?

968
00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:21,284
I'm not sure about the hips on the pants.

969
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,618
Should they be bigger?

970
00:56:23,338 --> 00:56:25,249
- You look great.
- Thank you.

971
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:28,753
Now, listen, Jojo. Can I give you
some really good advice?

972
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:31,047
When you see what's in her mind

973
00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:33,721
and where she's trying
to make you go in your mind,

974
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:37,095
in your mind, you must go the other way.

975
00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:38,346
Get what I'm saying?

976
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:40,769
Do not let her put you in a brain prison.

977
00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:42,187
That, dear Jojo,

978
00:56:42,274 --> 00:56:45,608
is one thing that cannot
and must not ever,

979
00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:47,435
ever happen to a German!

980
00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:51,314
Do not let your German brain
be bossed around!

981
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:56,118
I won't let her boss
my German brain around, <i>mein Führer.</i>

982
00:56:56,204 --> 00:56:57,444
Try not to.

983
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,955
Now, I think you've got
a lot of good information in your book.

984
00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:05,332
It's time to show it
to the world, don't you think?

985
00:57:06,214 --> 00:57:07,204
<i>Ja.</i>

986
00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:12,502
- Adolf?
- Hmm?

987
00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:13,927
Do you think I'm ugly?

988
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,047
Yes.

989
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,227
Is he asleep?

990
00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:27,937
Mmm.

991
00:57:28,612 --> 00:57:29,818
He's different.

992
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:34,031
He suspects something.
He thinks Inge's ghost lives up here.

993
00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:40,029
You remind me of her. You really do.

994
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,999
I would love to have seen her
grow into a woman.

995
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,706
But I'll have to watch you instead.

996
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:57,220
I don't know anything about being a woman.

997
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:00,178
Is that what it is?

998
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,097
You do things like drink wine?

999
00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:07,022
Sure. You drink.

1000
00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:09,099
Champagne, if you're happy.

1001
00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,101
Champagne, if you're sad.

1002
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,438
You drive a car.

1003
00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:17,233
Gamble if you want.

1004
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,988
Own diamonds.

1005
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,945
Learn how to fire a gun.

1006
00:58:21,039 --> 00:58:22,495
You travel to Morocco.

1007
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,198
Take up lovers.

1008
00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:25,623
Make them suffer.

1009
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:27,993
You look a tiger in the eye.

1010
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,042
And trust without fear.

1011
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,965
That's what it is to be a woman.

1012
00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:35,501
How do you do that?

1013
00:58:36,888 --> 00:58:39,550
How do you know you can trust someone?

1014
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:42,174
You trust them.

1015
00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:45,553
Good night.

1016
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,641
All those other things.

1017
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:52,893
Did you do that stuff?

1018
00:58:53,697 --> 00:58:57,656
You know, go to Morocco and the rest?

1019
00:58:58,744 --> 00:58:59,984
No.

1020
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,785
I never looked a tiger in the eye.

1021
00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:12,163
♪♪

1022
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:23,300
Finkel, I meant we'd need dogs
for when the city is attacked,

1023
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,976
not actual German shepherds.

1024
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:28,762
Get them out of here.

1025
00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,061
Get them out of here!

1026
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:35,019
- Now! Now! Now!
- Move along, please. Move along, please.

1027
00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,854
Thank you, thank you.

1028
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,151
- I'm sorry for yelling at you.
- I feel so stupid.

1029
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:44,737
No, no. It's a silly name for a dog.
I should've been more clear.

1030
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,572
- You're doing a great job.
- <i>Danke.</i>

1031
00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:50,785
Hiya, kid.

1032
00:59:50,879 --> 00:59:52,916
How can we help you today, Master Betzler?

1033
00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:54,462
What's up? Walk with me.

1034
00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:57,921
If someone turned in a Jew,
would they get a medal or something?

1035
00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,719
Jews, Jews, Jews. You're still going on
about those people?

1036
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:03,389
You know I'm preparing the city
for imminent invasion, right?

1037
01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:05,557
I'm trying to plan a defense strategy.

1038
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:07,180
I've got Americans to the west,

1039
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,806
got Russians to the east.

1040
01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:11,889
My friend once met some Russians,
and they ate him.

1041
01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:14,892
Who's the walnuts?

1042
01:00:14,986 --> 01:00:16,272
Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.

1043
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:18,070
What do you want to talk about?

1044
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:20,397
Well, I am learning a lot about Jews.

1045
01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:23,450
Did you know Jews
can read each other's minds?

1046
01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:26,450
And when they sleep,
they hang from the ceiling, like bats.

1047
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:29,578
That's fascinating. And where did you
come by this information?

1048
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,169
Research. I'm writing a book.

1049
01:00:34,256 --> 01:00:35,997
Oh, congratulations. What's it called?

1050
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,044
<i>Yoohoo Jew.</i>

1051
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,591
It's an exposé on Jews.

1052
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,591
You could also call it <i>Who Are You, Jew?</i>

1053
01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:47,265
Or what about <i>Jews News?</i>

1054
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:50,519
Oh, you do have
a wonderful imagination on you.

1055
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:53,097
- But it's real.
- <i>Ja,</i> of course it's real.

1056
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:56,525
When I was your age,
I had an imaginary friend called Conny.

1057
01:00:56,611 --> 01:00:58,477
He used to wet my bed when I was asleep.

1058
01:00:58,572 --> 01:00:59,937
He got me in so much trouble.

1059
01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,398
Hey, come here. You might like
to check out what I'm working on.

1060
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,367
As part of our preparations
for the invasion,

1061
01:01:05,453 --> 01:01:06,739
I'm redesigning my uniform.

1062
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,780
Note, the feathers for aerodynamics,

1063
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,536
the sparkly color to dazzle the enemy,

1064
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,583
the boots purely decorative.

1065
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:14,831
And this,

1066
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:18,414
this is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio

1067
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:22,627
which emits annoying music
to dishearten the enemy.

1068
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,553
This is all copyrighted, by the way.

1069
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:25,800
That means you can't copy it.

1070
01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:27,973
<i>Ja.</i> Don't get any ideas, kid.

1071
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:33,520
The kids tell me that
your father's away fighting.

1072
01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:36,395
So it appears you are now
the man of the house. How's that going?

1073
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:38,691
It's okay.

1074
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:40,686
<i>Ja?</i>

1075
01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,568
So, what jobs do you have for me today?

1076
01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:44,944
Well, I've got one, I won't lie.

1077
01:01:45,035 --> 01:01:46,776
It's a bit of a step down
from what you're used to,

1078
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:49,658
but we need all hands on deck right now.

1079
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,365
Metal for Hitler!

1080
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:56,418
Pots and pans for the war effort!

1081
01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:59,087
<i>♪ Here comes the metal man ♪</i>

1082
01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:01,882
<i>♪ Looking for your pots and pans ♪</i>

1083
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:04,881
- Metal for Hitler!
- Metal for Hitler!

1084
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,086
Nuts and bolts!

1085
01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:07,342
Pots and pans!

1086
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:31,161
"Free Germany."

1087
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:37,576
Jojo?

1088
01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:40,879
- Yorki?
- Hi!

1089
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,842
You're a soldier now?

1090
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,511
At your service.

1091
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,304
But you're only 11.

1092
01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:50,597
I know.

1093
01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:52,516
- May I?
- Yeah, sure.

1094
01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:53,933
Is that paper?

1095
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:58,100
That's what I thought at first, too,
but it's "paper-like."

1096
01:02:58,191 --> 01:02:59,727
It's the latest material

1097
01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:01,855
invented by our top scientists.

1098
01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:04,277
Well, I'm impressed.

1099
01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:06,234
Hey, Yorki.

1100
01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:10,026
I caught a Jew. A real one.

1101
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,702
Oh, a Jew?

1102
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:15,031
I saw some that they caught
hiding in the forest last month.

1103
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,537
Personally, I didn't see
what all the fuss was about.

1104
01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:21,457
They weren't at all scary
and seemed kind of normal.

1105
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:23,334
Oh, I'm getting distracted.

1106
01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:25,132
I got to go.

1107
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,583
Bye.

1108
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,009
- Bye.
- Oh, my God.

1109
01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:29,803
It's so hard to run in this thing.

1110
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,143
I found these.

1111
01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:41,224
You can have them.
They're probably broken.

1112
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:42,604
Doesn't mean anything.

1113
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,398
Maybe you can draw something for my book.

1114
01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:49,736
I could draw you again.

1115
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,908
No one wants to see pictures of cripples.

1116
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:55,278
You're hardly a cripple.

1117
01:03:56,958 --> 01:04:00,576
Besides, true artists
don't see that stuff.

1118
01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:01,910
Blind artists, you mean.

1119
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:04,538
It's fine.

1120
01:04:04,632 --> 01:04:06,714
I'll just accept I'll be one of those guys

1121
01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:08,166
who'll never get to kiss a girl.

1122
01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:10,760
You will be kissed, Jojo.

1123
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:13,842
Do you want me to kiss you?

1124
01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:19,052
Okay.

1125
01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:20,387
Two things.

1126
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:22,597
Thing number one:

1127
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:25,559
It's illegal for Nazis and Jews
to hang out like we do,

1128
01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:27,314
let alone kiss.

1129
01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:28,736
Thing number two:

1130
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:33,109
It'd just be a sympathy kiss,
which doesn't count.

1131
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,907
You're not a Nazi.

1132
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,580
Uh, I'm massively into swastikas,

1133
01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,703
so I think that's
a pretty good sign right there.

1134
01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:42,751
You're not a Nazi, Jojo.

1135
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:46,414
You're a ten-year-old kid
who likes swastikas

1136
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:48,294
and likes dressing up in a funny uniform

1137
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:50,001
and wants to be part of a dub.

1138
01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:52,715
But you are not one of them.

1139
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,422
Okay.

1140
01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:58,888
Let's just agree to disagree.

1141
01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:00,560
All right?

1142
01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:02,429
"Not a Nazi."

1143
01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:05,895
What a dirty Jew.

1144
01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:14,992
♪♪

1145
01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:58,368
Come on. Hide.

1146
01:05:58,455 --> 01:05:59,570
Hurry. Go.

1147
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:07,582
<i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1148
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,913
Allow me to introduce myself.

1149
01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:12,670
I'm Captain Herman Deertz
of the Falkenheim Gestapo.

1150
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,127
With me, <i>Herr</i> Mueller, <i>Herr</i> Junker,

1151
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,508
<i>Herr</i> Klum and <i>Herr</i> Frosch. May we come in?

1152
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:21,053
Thank you so much.

1153
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:28,016
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1154
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:35,363
♪♪

1155
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:53,874
Hey, Jojo!

1156
01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:55,129
Hey, guys!

1157
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,802
Good to see you!

1158
01:06:56,888 --> 01:07:00,176
My bicycle got a flat tire,
so I carried it.

1159
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:02,633
- Captain Klenzendorf. <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1160
01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:07,437
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1161
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,606
You know Freddy Finkel.

1162
01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,933
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1163
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:12,893
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1164
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:15,149
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1165
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,526
So, did I miss anything?

1166
01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:19,524
No, no. We were just
"<i>Heil</i> Hitlering" the boy

1167
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:21,075
and then "<i>Heil</i> Hitlering" yourself

1168
01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:23,369
and then, of course,
"<i>Heil</i> Hitlering" Freddy Finkel

1169
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:26,824
and now we are in the midst
of a routine inspection.

1170
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,622
And, uh, what brings you here, Captain?

1171
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,496
Oh, we were just passing by

1172
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:35,708
and we thought we'd drop off
some pamphlets for the boy.

1173
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:37,042
He works for us.

1174
01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:40,883
- I see.
- <i>Ja.</i>

1175
01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:43,591
- And yourself?
- Oh, you know how it is.

1176
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:46,427
Every day we take a call.
"Hello, is that the Gestapo?

1177
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:49,513
I believe there's a Communist
hiding behind my fridge."

1178
01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,974
We go around to investigate.
It's just some mold.

1179
01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:53,808
So, not far off.

1180
01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,144
It's all part of the job.

1181
01:07:58,825 --> 01:08:00,691
Oh!

1182
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:03,322
Now this is my kind
of little boy's bedroom.

1183
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:05,570
Oh, yes.

1184
01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:06,700
There he is.

1185
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,740
You and your friends
may have heard a rumor

1186
01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,246
that Hitler only has one ball.

1187
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,451
This is nonsense.

1188
01:08:11,546 --> 01:08:12,536
He has four.

1189
01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:18,213
So, you are volunteering
at the <i>Hitlerjugend</i> office, yes?

1190
01:08:18,886 --> 01:08:20,001
Yes.

1191
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,712
Oh, good for you.

1192
01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:25,470
I wish more of our young boys
had your blind fanaticism.

1193
01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:29,556
What on Earth are those oafs up to?

1194
01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:32,389
Why don't we go upstairs and see, yes?

1195
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,280
Do you know where your mother is?

1196
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:43,988
No. I think she's in town.

1197
01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,536
Has she been spending much time at home?

1198
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,452
She is quite busy.

1199
01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:52,200
Is she?

1200
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:57,626
Well, I'm pleased to see
that you're wearing your...

1201
01:08:57,717 --> 01:08:59,048
<i>jugend</i> uniform,

1202
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,045
but...

1203
01:09:00,845 --> 01:09:02,427
where is your knife?

1204
01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:08,179
You must always carry
your DJ knife. Where is it?

1205
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:12,263
- I left it...
- It's here.

1206
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,977
And who might you be?

1207
01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:22,406
Well, who might you be?
And what are you doing in my house?

1208
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:24,824
You live here too?

1209
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,032
I'm his sister, Inge.

1210
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:31,656
<i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1211
01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:34,333
<i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1212
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:41,713
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1213
01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:45,257
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.
- <i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1214
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,555
I did not know
you had a sister, Johannes.

1215
01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:49,758
Sometimes he'd prefer if I was dead.

1216
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,889
Isn't that right, little Frankenstein?

1217
01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,220
Now, now. There is no need to attack

1218
01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,898
his hideous physical deformity.

1219
01:09:56,984 --> 01:09:58,725
That is a war wound.

1220
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:02,237
But, uh, why do you have his knife?

1221
01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:07,238
I'm guarding my room because
he refuses to stay out of it.

1222
01:10:07,328 --> 01:10:08,864
Well, what do you have hidden in there?

1223
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,663
Oh, you know, girl stuff.

1224
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:14,703
May I?

1225
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:15,829
Naturally.

1226
01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:19,872
♪♪

1227
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:26,674
You see, we deal with
an inordinate number of reports,

1228
01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:31,179
denunciations and general investigations.

1229
01:10:31,269 --> 01:10:33,135
And, of course, we are indeed interested

1230
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,096
in problems of crime
and anti-party sentiment,

1231
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:39,182
but we still have one greater concern,

1232
01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:42,440
that of the "Goldilockses."

1233
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:46,989
Sneaking around,
eating other people's food,

1234
01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:49,696
sleeping in their beds.

1235
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:51,778
It really is quite rude.

1236
01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,956
I don't suppose I could see
your papers, could I?

1237
01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:59,502
Papers, Miss Betzler. Quickly, please.
We don't have all day.

1238
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,630
Yes, of course.

1239
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:42,208
How old are you in this photo?

1240
01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,503
They're three years old.

1241
01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:47,834
I was 14.

1242
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:49,586
Date of birth?

1243
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,506
First of May.

1244
01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:55,638
1929.

1245
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:03,350
Correct. Thank you, Inge.

1246
01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:05,776
Get a new photo.
You look like a ghost in this one.

1247
01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:06,853
Wait.

1248
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:13,322
What is...

1249
01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:15,445
this?

1250
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:19,912
<i>Yoohoo Jew.</i>

1251
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:22,498
Tell me, who did this?

1252
01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,204
I did.

1253
01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:26,789
It's an exposé on Jews.

1254
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,793
How they think, behave, look.

1255
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,635
It'll be a gift to the <i>Führer.</i>

1256
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:35,928
Guys, you have to see this.

1257
01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:39,552
Oh, look at this one. He has a tail.

1258
01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,889
There's one of them hanging upside down
like a bat.

1259
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,776
This one here, it is
a drawing of their heads.

1260
01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:49,900
And who is operating
the machinery of their brains?

1261
01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:51,231
The devil.

1262
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,653
Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true.

1263
01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:56,281
Oh, look at this little, stupid Jew.

1264
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:58,033
There they are with horns.

1265
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,364
What is this?

1266
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:01,912
"Die, Nathan, die."

1267
01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,790
"Ways of killing Nathan."

1268
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,872
Nathan being tortured by snakes.

1269
01:13:06,966 --> 01:13:07,831
Poked with sticks.

1270
01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:09,415
Being fired from a cannon

1271
01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:11,171
and just being called names.

1272
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:13,920
Yeah. Nathan being crushed under the wheel

1273
01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,097
of an old-time penny-farthing bicycle.

1274
01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:17,514
Who is Nathan, please?

1275
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:20,760
Just some boy.

1276
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:23,813
Nathan being roasted
over an open fire.

1277
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,390
Reminds me, we must get back and...

1278
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:26,770
You remember? 'Cause
we left that guy hanging up.

1279
01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:28,397
- Ja. Ja.
- Thank you for this.

1280
01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:29,852
You have really made my day.

1281
01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:32,731
I do hope you continue with it.

1282
01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:34,190
And, of course,

1283
01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:37,118
if you see anything suspicious,
give us a ring.

1284
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,029
Good day.

1285
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:41,531
<i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1286
01:13:41,626 --> 01:13:42,832
<i>Heil</i> Hitler.

1287
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,500
Nice to meet you, Inge.

1288
01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,345
Stay home, Jojo.

1289
01:14:00,144 --> 01:14:01,430
Look after your family.

1290
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,885
Look after this knife.

1291
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,495
Elsa, you fooled them.

1292
01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:27,744
May seventh.

1293
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:30,622
What?

1294
01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:35,760
She was born on the seventh,
not the first.

1295
01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,223
He was helping us.

1296
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,601
They'll be back.

1297
01:14:44,438 --> 01:14:46,805
They'll figure out she's dead,
then I'll be dead.

1298
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,943
Nobody really knows Inge died.

1299
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,526
You could be her.

1300
01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:58,821
I'll tell Mama everything
when she gets home.

1301
01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:03,780
That I know you and that we're fiends.

1302
01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,201
Jew and Nazi are not friends.

1303
01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:16,793
Man, that was a complete bust.

1304
01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:18,173
You mind explaining that?

1305
01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:19,504
She's not...

1306
01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:23,057
She doesn't seem like a bad person.

1307
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:30,182
I am beginning
to question your loyalty

1308
01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:32,643
to myself and the party.

1309
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:35,354
You call yourself a patriot?

1310
01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:37,860
Yet, where is the evidence?

1311
01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:40,487
The German soldier
was born out of necessity.

1312
01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:43,654
Germany depends on the passion
of these young men.

1313
01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:46,911
Passion and the readiness
to fall for the Fatherland

1314
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:51,370
despite the futile efforts
of Allied war profiteers

1315
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:56,300
who send their ill-prepared armies
clumsily into the lair of the wolf.

1316
01:15:56,385 --> 01:16:00,128
And only zealous men who stand steadfast
in the face of the enemy

1317
01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:03,055
will be etched in German memory forever.

1318
01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:07,643
And it is up to you to decide
if you want to be remembered,

1319
01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:10,267
or disappear without a trace

1320
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:14,442
like a pitiful grain of sand into a desert
of insignificance.

1321
01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:20,986
To put it plainly...

1322
01:16:22,453 --> 01:16:25,195
get your shit together
and sort out your priorities.

1323
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,076
You're ten, Jojo.

1324
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:28,948
Start acting like it.

1325
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:38,129
♪♪

1326
01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:13,307
No.

1327
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:46,719
♪♪

1328
01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:13,280
♪♪

1329
01:20:41,754 --> 01:20:42,835
Did you know?

1330
01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:45,378
She didn't tell me much...

1331
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:48,382
only that she worked with her friends

1332
01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:50,756
and your father was
somehow involved from afar.

1333
01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:54,673
No. He's fighting in the war.

1334
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:59,431
She said he'll be home
as soon as the war's over.

1335
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:03,473
She didn't want to tell you anything
for obvious reasons.

1336
01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:06,350
Because she hated me.

1337
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:08,649
'Cause I'm a Nazi.

1338
01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:10,943
I'm the enemy.

1339
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,741
She didn't want you to know anything
that could get you in trouble.

1340
01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:16,031
But now I have nothing.

1341
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:19,489
No one.

1342
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,708
The last time I saw my parents
was at the station.

1343
01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:30,006
They were put on a train.

1344
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,006
I ran.

1345
01:21:35,099 --> 01:21:37,306
Slowly found my way back to the city.

1346
01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:40,893
A friend of my father's hid me.

1347
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:43,311
Then another friend,
then friends of friends.

1348
01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:47,312
Until your mother took me in.

1349
01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:51,900
And so far, I'm still here.

1350
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,325
But my...

1351
01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:59,325
my parents went to a place
you don't come back from.

1352
01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:06,081
What's the first thing
you'll do when you're free?

1353
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,164
Dance.

1354
01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:21,054
♪♪

1355
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:29,938
<i>♪ Everybody's got to live ♪</i>

1356
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,481
<i>♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪</i>

1357
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:39,075
<i>♪ Everybody's got to live ♪</i>

1358
01:22:41,081 --> 01:22:43,618
<i>♪ I think you know the reason why ♪</i>

1359
01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:48,794
<i>♪ Sometimes the goin' gets so good ♪</i>

1360
01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:52,752
<i>♪ Then again, it gets pretty rough ♪</i>

1361
01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:57,762
<i>♪ But when I have you in my arms, baby ♪</i>

1362
01:22:58,307 --> 01:23:02,221
<i>♪ You know I just can't,
I just can't get enough ♪</i>

1363
01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:04,177
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

1364
01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:06,808
<i>♪ Everybody's got to live ♪</i>

1365
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,515
<i>♪ Yes, they do ♪</i>

1366
01:23:08,609 --> 01:23:11,601
<i>♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪</i>

1367
01:23:13,530 --> 01:23:16,739
<i>♪ Everybody try to have a, a good time ♪</i>

1368
01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:20,238
<i>♪ I think you know the reason why ♪</i>

1369
01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:26,624
<i>♪ I feel like I've seen just
about a million sunsets ♪</i>

1370
01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:29,543
<i>♪ She said if you're with me,
I'll never go away ♪</i>

1371
01:23:31,215 --> 01:23:35,675
<i>♪ That's when I stopped
and I took another look at my baby ♪</i>

1372
01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:39,004
<i>♪ She said if you're with me,
I'll never go away ♪</i>

1373
01:23:39,097 --> 01:23:40,383
<i>♪ Because ♪</i>

1374
01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:43,136
<i>♪ Everybody's got to live ♪</i>

1375
01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:49,476
<i>♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪</i>

1376
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,853
<i>♪ Everybody's got to live ♪</i>

1377
01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:56,862
<i>♪ Before you know the reason why ♪</i>

1378
01:23:56,949 --> 01:23:58,565
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1379
01:23:58,659 --> 01:24:00,866
<i>♪ Everybody's got to live ♪</i>

1380
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,869
That's it. That's it. Hurry.

1381
01:24:23,684 --> 01:24:25,174
Yorki?

1382
01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:26,725
Jojo!

1383
01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:31,767
Oh, God.

1384
01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:33,307
Jojo.

1385
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,393
How I've missed you.

1386
01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:38,695
Sorry about your mama.

1387
01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:41,900
I cried for ages
when I heard what happened.

1388
01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:44,573
What's going on out here?

1389
01:24:44,663 --> 01:24:46,950
The Russians, Jojo. They're coming.

1390
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,951
And the Americans from the other way.

1391
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:52,330
And England and China
and Africa and India.

1392
01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:54,458
The whole world is coming.

1393
01:24:54,548 --> 01:24:56,038
Help me with this ammo.

1394
01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,092
- And how are we doing?
- Terribly.

1395
01:25:00,178 --> 01:25:02,089
Our only friends are the Japanese.

1396
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:05,593
And just between you and me,
they don't look very Aryan.

1397
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,350
- Remember that Jew I told you about?
- Oh, yeah.

1398
01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:09,472
I still have her.

1399
01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:11,179
She's basically my girlfriend now.

1400
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:14,015
Oh, good for you, Jojo. A girlfriend.

1401
01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:17,727
But, you know, she's Jewish.

1402
01:25:17,821 --> 01:25:20,859
There are bigger things to worry about
than Jews, Jojo.

1403
01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:23,156
There's Russians somewhere out there.

1404
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,075
They're worse than anyone.

1405
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:28,405
I heard they eat babies
and have sex with dogs.

1406
01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:30,489
I mean, like, that's bad, right?

1407
01:25:30,584 --> 01:25:31,790
Sex with dogs?

1408
01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:34,118
Yeah. The Englishmen do it, too.

1409
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:37,500
We have to stop them before they eat us
and screw all our dogs.

1410
01:25:37,591 --> 01:25:38,877
It's crazy.

1411
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:41,334
And now Hitler's gone,
we're really on our own.

1412
01:25:43,889 --> 01:25:45,926
- What?
- You didn't hear?

1413
01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:48,056
He's dead.

1414
01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:50,468
He gave up and blew his brains out.

1415
01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:51,552
No.

1416
01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:53,349
That's impossible.

1417
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,680
Blew them out.

1418
01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:56,106
His brains.

1419
01:25:56,193 --> 01:25:58,810
Turns out he was hiding
a lot of stuff from us.

1420
01:25:58,904 --> 01:26:01,737
Doing some really bad things
behind everyone's backs.

1421
01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:03,484
I'm not sure we chose the right side.

1422
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,041
Okay. Come here. Okay.
See that American there?

1423
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:25,298
Just go give him a hug. Go! Run! Let's go!

1424
01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:27,380
Oh, Yorki. Yorki, great news.

1425
01:26:27,474 --> 01:26:29,806
You've just been promoted,
and you get your own pistol.

1426
01:26:29,893 --> 01:26:32,385
Just go and shoot anybody
who looks different to us.

1427
01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:34,846
- Okay.
- Okay.

1428
01:26:34,940 --> 01:26:36,601
Jojo, where's your uniform?

1429
01:26:37,651 --> 01:26:39,983
Here. Here, put the jacket on

1430
01:26:40,070 --> 01:26:41,310
so they know not to shoot you.

1431
01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:45,568
We must kill everything that we see.

1432
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,694
For Hitler.

1433
01:26:47,994 --> 01:26:49,610
Die, devil scum!

1434
01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:51,494
Die!

1435
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:06,168
Fall out!

1436
01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:12,596
♪♪

1437
01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:02,767
♪♪

1438
01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:29,256
Whoo! Ha!

1439
01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:31,469
<i>Ja.</i>

1440
01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:40,142
♪♪

1441
01:28:54,621 --> 01:28:55,702
Come. This way.

1442
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:06,751
They are here!

1443
01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:10,008
The Americans!

1444
01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:16,264
Come on.

1445
01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:18,467
- Stay on him.
- Behind you, Cap.

1446
01:29:19,688 --> 01:29:22,055
Over here. Come on, go!

1447
01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:53,052
♪♪

1448
01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:54,219
I'll check him.

1449
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:08,646
Hey, boys! Whoo-hoo!

1450
01:30:15,952 --> 01:30:17,613
Move the prisoners.

1451
01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:19,991
Keep the prisoners all in line.

1452
01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:31,085
Quickly. Quickly!

1453
01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:34,843
Hey! Hey!

1454
01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:38,547
What?

1455
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:42,552
I-I don't understand.

1456
01:30:42,646 --> 01:30:45,104
Move! Move!

1457
01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:48,228
Get up, wretched dog.

1458
01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:55,026
Captain K.

1459
01:30:55,116 --> 01:30:56,231
Heya, kid.

1460
01:30:57,077 --> 01:30:58,567
Look at all this commotion, huh?

1461
01:30:58,662 --> 01:31:00,903
- What's happening?
- Hysteria, my friend.

1462
01:31:00,997 --> 01:31:02,487
We've come... We've come to the end.

1463
01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:04,869
- Party's over.
- No, I'm not like them.

1464
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,748
- Are you scared? Don't be scared.
- No. Please.

1465
01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:10,204
- Look at me.
- No. No.

1466
01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:14,834
I'm sorry about Rosie.
She was a good person.

1467
01:31:19,599 --> 01:31:21,215
An actual good person.

1468
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,139
Okay?

1469
01:31:25,230 --> 01:31:27,722
Hey. It's okay, kid.

1470
01:31:27,816 --> 01:31:30,057
Shh, shh, shh.

1471
01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:35,066
I've been meaning to tell you.
I think your book is really great.

1472
01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:37,739
<i>Ja,</i> I'm sorry for laughing at it.

1473
01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:38,816
Very creative.

1474
01:31:39,452 --> 01:31:40,942
Come here, let's take a look at you.

1475
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:43,320
You look good.

1476
01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:44,496
You're okay, kid.

1477
01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:48,492
Now, go home. Look after
that sister of yours.

1478
01:31:48,586 --> 01:31:49,826
Okay?

1479
01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:53,504
Get away. Get away, Jew.

1480
01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,549
- Hey! What's going on?
- Get away!

1481
01:31:56,636 --> 01:31:59,128
- He's a Jew.
- Shut up. You know this Nazi?

1482
01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:01,008
- He helped us.
- No, I don't know this dirty Jew.

1483
01:32:01,099 --> 01:32:02,134
No, no...

1484
01:32:02,225 --> 01:32:03,215
- Get away, Jew.
- Hey. Hey!

1485
01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:06,176
Shut your mouth, Nazi.

1486
01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:08,512
- No! No! No!
- Get out of here. Go home.

1487
01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:12,023
- No! Leave him alone!
- Go home!

1488
01:32:12,110 --> 01:32:13,225
No!

1489
01:32:14,446 --> 01:32:16,437
- Get off!
- Get out of here.

1490
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:17,566
Go home!

1491
01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:33,203
Jojo?

1492
01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:37,416
Yorki!

1493
01:32:39,054 --> 01:32:41,421
Thank God. I thought you were dead.

1494
01:32:41,514 --> 01:32:43,801
No. It seems like I can never die.

1495
01:32:44,476 --> 01:32:46,433
I'm gonna go home and see my mother.

1496
01:32:47,062 --> 01:32:48,268
I need a cuddle.

1497
01:32:48,855 --> 01:32:50,766
- Nothing makes sense anymore.
- <i>Ja,</i> I know.

1498
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:53,315
It's definitely not
a good time to be a Nazi.

1499
01:32:54,319 --> 01:32:56,526
Hey. So now the war's over,

1500
01:32:56,613 --> 01:32:58,320
at least your girlfriend will be free.

1501
01:32:59,157 --> 01:33:00,397
She can leave now.

1502
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,275
Something wrong?

1503
01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:05,993
I've got to go.

1504
01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:07,321
- Okay.
- Sorry.

1505
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:08,872
Later!

1506
01:33:09,709 --> 01:33:12,701
♪♪

1507
01:34:00,468 --> 01:34:02,129
Hi. I'm home.

1508
01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,836
What's going on out there?

1509
01:34:06,891 --> 01:34:10,134
- Out where?
- Outside, dummy.

1510
01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:13,099
Jojo, what's going on?

1511
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:16,811
Is it safe to come out?

1512
01:34:20,196 --> 01:34:21,607
Jojo, is it safe?

1513
01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:24,489
Can I leave?

1514
01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:27,818
No.

1515
01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:33,911
You can't leave.

1516
01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:36,034
Why?

1517
01:34:36,129 --> 01:34:38,245
You have to stay here...

1518
01:34:38,339 --> 01:34:39,329
Who won?

1519
01:34:39,424 --> 01:34:40,505
...with me.

1520
01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:43,383
Jojo, who won... who won the war?

1521
01:34:47,849 --> 01:34:48,884
We did.

1522
01:34:53,021 --> 01:34:54,386
Germany won the war.

1523
01:35:07,952 --> 01:35:09,818
I-I'm sorry.

1524
01:35:10,872 --> 01:35:14,706
♪♪

1525
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:30,573
"Dear Elsa."

1526
01:36:32,245 --> 01:36:33,986
"I know it's hard for you at the moment...

1527
01:36:35,373 --> 01:36:36,863
"and I know you feel like giving up."

1528
01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:39,996
"But you have to carry on.

1529
01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:42,711
"Me and your good friend, Jojo,

1530
01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:44,879
"have devised a plan for you to escape."

1531
01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:47,874
"So, please listen to him.

1532
01:36:49,304 --> 01:36:50,920
"He's gonna help you get out of there.

1533
01:36:51,431 --> 01:36:53,547
"And then you can
come live with me in Paris."

1534
01:36:55,685 --> 01:36:57,551
"And don't worry about Jojo."

1535
01:37:01,607 --> 01:37:02,597
"He'll be okay."

1536
01:37:05,486 --> 01:37:06,772
"See you in Paris.

1537
01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:08,478
Nathan."

1538
01:37:17,790 --> 01:37:19,656
- He's dead.
- Pardon?

1539
01:37:20,418 --> 01:37:21,374
Nathan.

1540
01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:23,581
He died last year.

1541
01:37:24,589 --> 01:37:25,875
Tuberculosis.

1542
01:37:28,968 --> 01:37:32,256
Well... that's weird.

1543
01:37:32,347 --> 01:37:33,337
Who wrote these?

1544
01:37:36,309 --> 01:37:37,640
Thank you, Jojo.

1545
01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:43,100
You have been so good to me.

1546
01:37:45,526 --> 01:37:49,736
Well, the thing is, I love you.

1547
01:37:51,199 --> 01:37:54,612
I know you think of me
as a younger brother, which is fine,

1548
01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:57,990
and, um, you're too old anyway.

1549
01:37:58,081 --> 01:37:59,196
But...

1550
01:38:00,249 --> 01:38:02,240
Man, it's quite hot in here.

1551
01:38:04,504 --> 01:38:05,585
I love you, too.

1552
01:38:06,172 --> 01:38:08,334
- As a younger brother.
- As a younger brother.

1553
01:38:08,925 --> 01:38:12,759
Look, me and fake Nathan have found
a way for you to escape.

1554
01:38:15,765 --> 01:38:17,597
Maybe you can trust a younger brother?

1555
01:38:19,435 --> 01:38:20,425
Maybe.

1556
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:24,016
Okay, then.

1557
01:38:24,107 --> 01:38:25,973
Get your things together.

1558
01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:27,273
We're leaving.

1559
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:35,361
Jojo Betzler.

1560
01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:38,155
Ten and a half years old.

1561
01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:40,570
Today,

1562
01:38:42,083 --> 01:38:43,118
just do what you can.

1563
01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:48,169
Where in the shit do you think
you're going, hmm?

1564
01:38:48,714 --> 01:38:51,297
- Out.
- Out? Oh, no, you don't.

1565
01:38:51,384 --> 01:38:53,842
No, we're gonna stay in here
and you're gonna tell me

1566
01:38:53,928 --> 01:38:55,464
exactly what's going on

1567
01:38:55,555 --> 01:38:57,137
with you and that thing in the attic.

1568
01:38:57,223 --> 01:38:58,884
That "thing" is a girl.

1569
01:38:58,975 --> 01:39:00,966
- You're in love with her, aren't you?
- Yes.

1570
01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:02,971
- Admit it.
- I just said yes.

1571
01:39:03,062 --> 01:39:04,052
I knew it!

1572
01:39:05,606 --> 01:39:06,937
Well, it's never gonna work out.

1573
01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:10,813
No. No, she's too old for you.
And you're ugly.

1574
01:39:11,571 --> 01:39:13,983
You know she's gonna leave you.
You know that, don't you?

1575
01:39:14,073 --> 01:39:17,236
So, here's what's
gonna happen, you little shit.

1576
01:39:17,326 --> 01:39:19,363
You're gonna put this on, okay?

1577
01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:22,788
You're gonna forget about
that disgusting Jewy cow up there.

1578
01:39:22,874 --> 01:39:25,992
And you're gonna come back
to me, where you belong.

1579
01:39:26,085 --> 01:39:27,166
Right?

1580
01:39:27,253 --> 01:39:28,288
Put it on.

1581
01:39:29,172 --> 01:39:31,834
And then, we're gonna pretend
none of this ever happened.

1582
01:39:31,924 --> 01:39:32,914
You got it?

1583
01:39:39,474 --> 01:39:41,715
You're not gonna <i>heil</i> me?

1584
01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:43,516
Come on? For old time's sake?

1585
01:39:43,603 --> 01:39:45,719
- <i>Heil</i> me, little man.
- No.

1586
01:39:45,813 --> 01:39:47,303
- <i>Heil</i> me.
- No.

1587
01:39:47,398 --> 01:39:49,264
Give me a little <i>heil.</i>
Just a little <i>heil</i>. Please?

1588
01:39:49,358 --> 01:39:50,473
Fuck off, Hitler.

1589
01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:01,359
Come on.

1590
01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:05,575
Oh. Wait.

1591
01:40:07,877 --> 01:40:11,461
♪♪

1592
01:40:20,932 --> 01:40:22,514
Ready?

1593
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:23,590
Yeah.

1594
01:40:28,481 --> 01:40:29,937
Is it dangerous out there?

1595
01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:34,684
Extremely.

1596
01:41:03,015 --> 01:41:04,005
Yeah!

1597
01:41:07,144 --> 01:41:08,134
Whoo!

1598
01:41:33,921 --> 01:41:36,458
We made it.

1599
01:41:41,846 --> 01:41:43,336
Probably deserved that.

1600
01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:57,775
What do we do now?

1601
01:42:10,124 --> 01:42:13,333
♪♪

1602
01:42:31,520 --> 01:42:35,104
♪♪

1603
01:42:57,004 --> 01:43:02,215
♪ You, could you swim ♪

1604
01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:06,548
♪ Like dolphins ♪

1605
01:43:08,599 --> 01:43:10,806
♪ Delphine do it ♪

1606
01:43:14,230 --> 01:43:19,646
♪ Nobody gives us a chance ♪

1607
01:43:21,529 --> 01:43:23,941
♪ But we can win ♪

1608
01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:28,192
♪ Forever and always ♪

1609
01:43:30,079 --> 01:43:32,411
♪ And then we are heroes ♪

1610
01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:36,620
♪ For a day ♪

1611
01:43:56,981 --> 01:43:58,597
♪ I ♪

1612
01:44:00,192 --> 01:44:02,729
♪ I'll be king then ♪

1613
01:44:05,322 --> 01:44:06,858
♪ And you ♪

1614
01:44:08,784 --> 01:44:10,695
♪ You Queen ♪

1615
01:44:13,622 --> 01:44:19,493
♪ Although they seem unbeatable ♪

1616
01:44:21,547 --> 01:44:23,709
♪ Let's become heroes ♪

1617
01:44:25,885 --> 01:44:27,501
♪ For a day ♪

1618
01:44:30,097 --> 01:44:32,304
♪ We are then us ♪

1619
01:44:34,435 --> 01:44:36,301
♪ On this day ♪

1620
01:44:39,774 --> 01:44:40,935
♪ I ♪

1621
01:44:42,693 --> 01:44:45,560
♪ I thought I was dreaming ♪

1622
01:44:45,654 --> 01:44:47,270
♪ To dream ♪

1623
01:44:48,073 --> 01:44:49,780
♪ The Wall ♪

1624
01:44:51,327 --> 01:44:53,614
♪ It was cold in my back ♪

1625
01:44:54,163 --> 01:44:55,653
♪ So cold ♪

1626
01:44:56,749 --> 01:44:58,239
♪ Shots ♪

1627
01:45:00,085 --> 01:45:03,749
♪ Tear the air ♪

1628
01:45:04,632 --> 01:45:06,373
♪ But we kiss ♪

1629
01:45:08,385 --> 01:45:10,797
♪ As if nothing was happening ♪

1630
01:45:10,888 --> 01:45:12,595
♪ Nothing happens ♪

1631
01:45:13,224 --> 01:45:14,965
♪ And the shame ♪

1632
01:45:17,144 --> 01:45:19,852
♪ Fell on her side ♪

1633
01:45:21,190 --> 01:45:24,478
♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪

1634
01:45:25,528 --> 01:45:28,816
♪ For all time ♪

1635
01:45:29,990 --> 01:45:32,197
♪ Then we are heroes ♪

1636
01:45:34,286 --> 01:45:35,947
♪ For this day ♪

1637
01:45:42,711 --> 01:45:45,294
♪ Then we are heroes ♪

1638
01:45:51,178 --> 01:45:53,920
♪ Then we are heroes ♪

1639
01:45:59,687 --> 01:46:02,099
♪ Then we are heroes ♪

1640
01:46:03,816 --> 01:46:05,773
♪ For this day ♪

1641
01:46:08,153 --> 01:46:11,066
♪ Then we are heroes ♪

1642
01:46:17,121 --> 01:46:20,113
♪♪

1643
01:46:34,889 --> 01:46:38,632
♪♪

1644
01:48:17,950 --> 01:48:19,566
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