1 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,950 - Previously on, Impress Me, 2 00:00:05,950 --> 00:00:08,290 - Jim is currently sleeping on our couch. 3 00:00:08,290 --> 00:00:10,680 - Ross, and I we've made amends, you know, 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:11,513 we're adults. 5 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:14,110 - Dustin Hoffman, Christina Aguilera, and Miley Cyrus. 6 00:00:19,049 --> 00:00:20,390 - You're not kidding it's really them. 7 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:22,490 I am still doing Justin Timberlake's voice doubling. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:26,730 - Thing is if Justin calls, you're contractually obligated 9 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:27,563 to work for him. 10 00:00:27,563 --> 00:00:29,389 - Piat, that's his name, Piat. 11 00:00:29,389 --> 00:00:30,262 - Piat, 12 00:00:30,262 --> 00:00:32,172 - It's a TV pilot, there going to produce it 13 00:00:32,172 --> 00:00:33,330 and they may have me direct. 14 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:35,020 - I'm gonna come up with a new plan for doing impressions 15 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,520 and it's already in the works. 16 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:39,973 - Hello? 17 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,500 - Hey yes hello, am I talking with, is this Jessica? 18 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,610 - Yeah, who's calling. 19 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,968 - Actually this is Robert Downey Jr. 20 00:00:45,968 --> 00:00:48,260 - Oh, good, cause this is Julia Roberts. 21 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:50,010 - That's very cute Jessica, 22 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,140 listen I don't want to waste your time, 23 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:53,420 I'd appreciate the same courtesy, I'm calling to say 24 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,630 thank you Jessica on behalf 25 00:00:55,630 --> 00:00:58,030 of the Clean Africa Water Charity, 26 00:00:58,030 --> 00:00:59,950 they're a very good organization, I know you know about them 27 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:02,600 you made a generous donation, I just wanted to call, 28 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,400 because I help them too and I'm making a call 29 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,210 on their behalf to say thank you, that's all so, 30 00:01:07,210 --> 00:01:08,043 that's all I have to say. 31 00:01:08,043 --> 00:01:10,920 - Wait wait wait, 32 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,550 okay, this is actually this is you right? 33 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:14,383 - Yes. 34 00:01:14,383 --> 00:01:15,780 It's absolutely me. 35 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:16,820 Thanks for speaking to me. 36 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:19,350 - No thank you wait, Robert, um Robert, 37 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,270 can I call you Robert? 38 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:21,350 - Knock yourself out, sure. 39 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:23,100 Why not, as you probably know in my career, 40 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:26,430 I've gotten in my fair share of trouble, 41 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:28,370 it's been extremely well documented. 42 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:31,120 That I have not always been on 43 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,510 in the good graces of the law. 44 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:36,280 - I, listen man, I completely understand, I mean, 45 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,150 we're all human and you got to do what you gotta do. 46 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:41,930 - Well believe me I can you stories, truth is, 47 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:44,150 - I could tell you stories too, yeah. 48 00:01:44,150 --> 00:01:45,580 - I'm talking about stuff you don't see on FaceBook, 49 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:47,470 I'm talking about really gnarly ass stuff. 50 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:50,080 - Me too, I'm talking about real stuff, you know. 51 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,509 - Well maybe I underestimated you, 52 00:01:52,509 --> 00:01:55,049 you sound very interesting indeed. 53 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:58,300 - Did you hear about a month ago 54 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,100 what went missing at the Fairmont? 55 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,953 - Yes I believe I did, what are you saying? 56 00:02:02,953 --> 00:02:07,760 - Okay so just let me, I'm saying that I was there, 57 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,320 - Wow. 58 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,734 No way, that was you? 59 00:02:10,734 --> 00:02:11,770 - That, 60 00:02:11,770 --> 00:02:13,940 - Is this a confession? 61 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:16,972 - If you want to call it that, then yes, I did that. 62 00:02:16,972 --> 00:02:20,121 - Police freeze, you're under arrest, Jessica 63 00:02:20,121 --> 00:02:21,035 put the phone down. 64 00:02:21,035 --> 00:02:24,850 - Guys please, come on, guys, guys wait wait wait, 65 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:29,390 one second, I'm on the phone with Robert Downey Jr. 66 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:30,991 - Have I called at a bad time? 67 00:02:30,991 --> 00:02:31,910 - Suspects in custody, four four one. 68 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:33,640 - Jessica? Copy that. 69 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:34,473 We're all clear. 70 00:02:34,473 --> 00:02:35,306 - Oh, okay. 71 00:02:35,306 --> 00:02:36,558 - Thanks. 72 00:02:36,558 --> 00:02:37,513 - Sure no. 73 00:02:37,513 --> 00:02:38,420 Another job well done. 74 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:39,980 - Oh thanks, thanks for coming in Jim. 75 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,450 - Yeah my pleasure, I'm glad I could help. 76 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:43,580 - I'm sure we'll be in touch. 77 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,413 - So, 78 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:46,250 I should get out of the car. 79 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,083 - Yeah, - yeah. 80 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,560 well it's one of the oddest jobs but I sometimes work 81 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,450 with law enforcement, 82 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:59,170 to help them entrap criminals. 83 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:01,650 They'll confess the most unusual crimes if they think 84 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:02,650 they're talking to a celebrity. 85 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:05,190 And it works like nine out of 10 times. 86 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:07,900 And yes, I'm usually Robert Downey Jr. 87 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:13,410 - Honey I know but do you have the call sheet? 88 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,460 - It's on my phone but you've got the same email 89 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:16,310 on your phone. 90 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:18,050 - I know but I can't, well what part of town is it in? 91 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:19,368 - Morning Jim. 92 00:03:19,368 --> 00:03:20,201 - Hey. 93 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,340 - Century City, Studio City? 94 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:23,090 - Those are two very different parts of town. 95 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:24,490 - Oh you guys are doing that thing with Piat today? 96 00:03:24,490 --> 00:03:26,270 - Yeah, yeah, it should be fun. 97 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:28,320 I get to work with Ross 98 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,950 and I get to do a bunch of impressions 99 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:31,040 so it should be great. 100 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,840 - Okay so it's actually Culver City. 101 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:35,490 Oh this is me, I gotta, sorry. 102 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:36,323 This is Ross. 103 00:03:36,323 --> 00:03:38,560 - So you gonna do your Miley Cyrus? 104 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,214 - Yes I am and seriously like, 105 00:03:40,214 --> 00:03:41,390 I'm like really excited because like 106 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:43,900 I twerk really hard to get where I am 107 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,100 and so now I can just like focus on being me 108 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,940 like as an artist and just like put it all out there. 109 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,105 - That is so good. 110 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,303 - Pretty quite, I don't know. 111 00:03:52,303 --> 00:03:53,440 - It's priceless, 112 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,590 I actually have a little bit of good news too. 113 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:59,110 - Okay, change of plans, I have to go to Burbank now. 114 00:03:59,110 --> 00:03:59,943 - What? 115 00:03:59,943 --> 00:04:00,776 Why? 116 00:04:00,776 --> 00:04:01,609 - Guess. 117 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,640 So our good friend Piat, that's his name Piat, 118 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,270 has been having a lot of recent success as a filmmaker 119 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:09,640 and has been kind enough to cast both myself 120 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,750 and Andrea in his new television pilot, 121 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:13,300 it's a new sketch show, it's great. 122 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,540 The only thing that could possibly go wrong, 123 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:18,460 is if at the very last minute Justin Timberlake's team 124 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:20,680 calls and decides that I'm contractually obligated 125 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,720 to record something for them at the exact same time 126 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,990 on the exact same day, but what are the odds 127 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:25,930 of that happening? 128 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,210 Justin Effing Timberlake. 129 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:32,020 - How can they keep doing this to you, on such short notice? 130 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:33,528 - Wait a minute, what's your call time though? 131 00:04:33,528 --> 00:04:35,249 - You know what? 132 00:04:35,249 --> 00:04:38,370 You're right babe, you tell Piat 133 00:04:38,370 --> 00:04:40,400 I'm gonna be 20 minutes late tops 134 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,670 but we have to leave right now, okay? 135 00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:42,690 - Okay, 136 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:43,920 - Wait a minute Burbank to Culver City, 137 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,100 that's kind of a long way isn't it? 138 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,440 - We can't talk, we gotta go. 139 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,466 - Alright, good luck. 140 00:04:47,466 --> 00:04:49,716 - Thanks bye, bye. - Thanks. 141 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:57,030 - Well I've been working for months on this new plan 142 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,450 to quit doing impressions and the day is here, 143 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:02,350 it's all finished, it's all wrapped up 144 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:05,220 I proof read it, countless times, I got up early, 145 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:08,540 to go down and print it out, and now it's all ready to go. 146 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:10,160 This is great, I'm very excited. 147 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:17,450 - Good morning, welcome to kitchen conversations with me, 148 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,800 Barbara Walters. 149 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,048 Joining me today Emmy award winner Cameron Manheim 150 00:05:22,048 --> 00:05:25,420 and people's choice award winner Kristen Stewart. 151 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:27,660 Cameron, let's jump right in. 152 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,810 How has your theatrical training influenced you film 153 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:32,140 and television work? 154 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:35,220 - I was lucky enough to get to study at the very prestigious 155 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:38,130 New York University, where I was classically trained 156 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:41,810 in Checkov and Shakespeare and Ibsen and all 157 00:05:41,810 --> 00:05:44,560 of that training works for film and television as well 158 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,770 because it just has to be rooted in the truth and be done 159 00:05:47,770 --> 00:05:48,710 with honesty. 160 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:50,513 - Rooted in truth, of course, of course, 161 00:05:50,513 --> 00:05:53,890 Kristen, I ask you the same thing. 162 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:58,890 - It's superfluous, because for me the, 163 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,850 - Fascinating, moving on. 164 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:04,560 Cameron how do you keep your professional life separate 165 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,260 from your personal life. 166 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:09,110 - I live really far from Hollywood and I'm just 167 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:11,610 a single mom, I drive my kid to school, 168 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:14,440 I go to Costco, I do our laundry I make us lunch 169 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,210 and then every now and then, I do something really fun 170 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:21,570 and fancy like walk a red carpet, wear some gorgeous gown, 171 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:24,230 I really try to keep them separate, to keep my sanity. 172 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:28,020 - That makes sense, now Kristen we ask you? 173 00:06:28,995 --> 00:06:31,640 - the verisimilitude. 174 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,800 - Before you answer any further, my producers are telling me 175 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,380 we have a very special guest, please welcome, 176 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,760 Robert Pattinson. 177 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,130 - You broke up with me, I though we had something special? 178 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,980 - Cut on rehearsal guys, cut. 179 00:06:50,408 --> 00:06:51,310 Where's Ross? 180 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:54,430 - I don't know I can give him a call if you want. 181 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:55,550 - Can you find out please? 182 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:56,383 - Yeah yeah. 183 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,540 - Could we, could we take five guys, we're just gonna take 184 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,460 a couple minutes alright? Sorry. 185 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,880 - Hey where are you? 186 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,150 - I swear it only took me five minutes to do my lines 187 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:08,870 but then when I was leaving they had me do another interview 188 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:13,510 for a podcast, I'm literally getting into my car right now. 189 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:15,000 - He's just leaving Burbank now. 190 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,690 - I can't wait that long. 191 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:20,540 Tell him sorry but I'll give him something later. 192 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,300 I'll do Ross's role, I'll play Robert Pattinson okay. 193 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:24,180 20 minutes. 194 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:26,940 - I don't know if you heard that but Piat said 195 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:30,140 he's got to shoot now, he's playing your role, sorry. 196 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:30,973 - You're sorry? 197 00:07:30,973 --> 00:07:33,760 No I'm sorry, Piat's right, forget about me, 198 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,100 you need to focus on your work. 199 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,218 How's it going working with your nemesis? 200 00:07:38,218 --> 00:07:40,120 - Shut up, she's not my nemesis. 201 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,020 - The only downside to Andrea being cast 202 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:45,700 in Piat's new TV pilot is that she's gonna be working 203 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:49,380 alongside another very talented impressionist actress 204 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:52,020 named Bianca who can be 205 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,400 just a little intimidating sometimes. 206 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,020 - Okay I've got two quick ideas for you, 207 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,180 I'm gonna throw them at you and just let me 208 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,013 know your thoughts, okay? 209 00:07:58,013 --> 00:08:00,330 Yeah, you know what I think that Wanda Sykes 210 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:02,420 would be really good, you know what I mean? 211 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:03,610 Mm, she'd be good. 212 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:04,500 - I don't think we have. 213 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,350 - And you know what I think maybe Ariana Huffington 214 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:08,670 because when she talks to people they really like 215 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:11,090 what she has to say you know, it's perfection. 216 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,425 - Maybe I could do a little bit 217 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,558 of some British Keira Knightley. 218 00:08:14,558 --> 00:08:15,452 - Yeah. 219 00:08:15,452 --> 00:08:16,860 - I think the best option might be to go 220 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,320 really really out there, like Dora the Explorer, 221 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,153 don't you think so? 222 00:08:20,153 --> 00:08:22,726 I would say, do you want to watch Dora? 223 00:08:22,726 --> 00:08:24,500 - Alright, we'll try some stuff. 224 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:28,990 - Oh Sarah Jessica Parker, I, just get so excited 225 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:32,140 about Sarah, what's not to love? 226 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:32,973 - Nemesis. 227 00:08:35,790 --> 00:08:36,623 - Oh hello. 228 00:08:36,623 --> 00:08:38,420 - Jim, what are you doing here? 229 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:39,955 - I just came by to support. 230 00:08:39,955 --> 00:08:40,788 - Ah. 231 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,150 - And I wanted to see if Ross could make it across town 232 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:44,650 at light speed like he was planning on, did he make it? 233 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:45,690 - No, not so much, well I guess I'm here 234 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:46,560 to support you then. 235 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:50,660 Okay fine, the real reason I was there was because of this, 236 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,890 this is my new plan to quit doing impressions. 237 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:55,170 By the way, for the record, Piat did offer me a part 238 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:57,340 in his TV pilot which was nice but I mean 239 00:08:57,340 --> 00:09:01,010 that's TV and I respect that but it's not this. 240 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:02,470 - How's it going with your nemesis? 241 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:04,360 - Oh she's not my nemesis. 242 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,323 - She should be, everybody needs a good nemesis. 243 00:09:07,323 --> 00:09:09,010 Alright, alright, alright, I don't want 244 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:10,300 to make people uncomfortable so, 245 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,200 - Uncomfortable? 246 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,560 Not at all no, everyone would love to see you. 247 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,380 I mean, unless of course you are uncomfortable. 248 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,410 - Uncomfortable, why would I be uncomfortable? 249 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:21,213 - Maybe her? 250 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:33,900 - Annie and I are currently separated but it's 251 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:37,414 a break, it's not a break up, there's a big difference. 252 00:09:37,414 --> 00:09:39,130 You know between break and break up. 253 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,920 The word up to be precise. 254 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,170 And you know, we're bound to be together, 255 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,950 we're meant for each other. 256 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:47,320 We know that so, 257 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,370 we're gonna be okay. 258 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,621 Well, hello there. 259 00:09:50,621 --> 00:09:52,204 - Well hello there, 260 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,075 this seat taken? 261 00:09:54,075 --> 00:09:56,380 - I'm sorry, this seat? 262 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,950 - This exact seat. - this exact seat? 263 00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,250 You know what I'm afraid it is. 264 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,373 - Ah, 265 00:10:00,373 --> 00:10:02,110 - Yeah I'm expecting some gentleman callers. 266 00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:04,230 They're all gonna line up just to sit right there. 267 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,940 - Yeah I imagine George Clooney's gonna stop by 268 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,220 and show you his dimple. 269 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,053 - Maybe. 270 00:10:09,053 --> 00:10:11,980 - Perhaps, Christoph Waltz will wander in. 271 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:12,840 - That's creepy. 272 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,890 - You're gonna make me break out my 70's Jack Nicholson 273 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,461 to try to get a seat next to you. 274 00:10:17,461 --> 00:10:19,820 - Oh 70's Jack Nicholson can sit down, I'll let that happen. 275 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,120 - Okay, now we're talking. 276 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:22,873 Great. 277 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:25,843 So, 278 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:28,030 - You still doing impressions? 279 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,590 - Well just for you. 280 00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:30,630 - Well, I'm very flattered. 281 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,210 - You should be. 282 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:33,950 - What's going on? 283 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:37,150 - Well I got some kind of exciting things 284 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:40,500 but you first, you must be managing some new clients? 285 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,020 - Yeah I have some new clients I mean, 286 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,970 you know, just kind of the same old, 287 00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:46,940 I'm sure you heard that I signed your nemesis. 288 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,405 - My nemesis? 289 00:10:48,405 --> 00:10:49,238 - Piat, 290 00:10:49,238 --> 00:10:50,240 - You're managing Piat? 291 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,720 - I mean that's why I'm here. 292 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,020 I'm sorry but you know why, I helped him negotiate the deal 293 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,530 for the show and I'm helping produce it. 294 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,930 - First of all he's not my nemesis. 295 00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:58,763 - He should be. 296 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:00,610 I mean he's making real money Jim, 297 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:01,443 like real money. 298 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,590 - Opposed to what, monopoly money? 299 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:05,380 - I mean about like all the zeroes in the right places. 300 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,240 That kind of money. 301 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,926 So okay, so wait I'm sorry, tell me what are you up to? 302 00:11:08,926 --> 00:11:11,300 - Well, I'll tell you. 303 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,619 Here the deal, if I lived in Shakespearean times, 304 00:11:13,619 --> 00:11:16,050 you know the thing to to set myself apart 305 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,600 and not do impressions anymore, 306 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,710 would be to do a one man production of Hamlet, sure 307 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:23,030 and if I lived in Roman times, the thing to do 308 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,750 would be to you know, go into the Coliseum and wrestle 309 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,450 a hyena or a tiger or something, 310 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:30,640 but I live in LA, these are Hollywood Times. 311 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,540 And so the only way that I can prove myself 312 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:36,810 is to make a full length Hollywood movie. 313 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:37,680 I know what you're thinking, 314 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,330 everybody in LA has a screenplay 315 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,030 and it's really really hard to make a movie 316 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:43,263 but you know what, I been in this business 30 years. 317 00:11:43,263 --> 00:11:48,263 It's abundantly clear to me, that it's not what you know, 318 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,410 it's who you know. 319 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,400 And I know some people. 320 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,050 - You know what this is really impressive, 321 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,450 it's quite an achievement. 322 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:56,780 - Thank you. 323 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:57,910 - So what are you doing with it, 324 00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:00,070 are you shopping it around, who's seen it? 325 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,600 - Yeah , in fact, that's actually why I'm here today. 326 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,060 I'm meeting with one of the executive producers 327 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,980 of Piat's pilot so, 328 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,330 - Oh really, well which one? 329 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:10,163 - Josh. 330 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,160 - Wow, 331 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,160 - Yeah, we met once, I don't know a long time ago 332 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,320 at something and I know we talked on the phone about it 333 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,890 and he was like wow man, this is like the next Inception 334 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,470 so that's a good sign. 335 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:23,570 - Gosh, that is exactly what he said about Piat's script. 336 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:24,540 - What? 337 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:26,580 - Piat wrote this screenplay and it's brilliant 338 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,280 and Josh loves it, I mean there's no guarantees. 339 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,290 His investors only like to do one movie every two years. 340 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:33,790 So wait when is your meeting? 341 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,060 - Oh it's so be any time. 342 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,730 He just said to come by you know, we kept it loose. 343 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:39,563 Kind of informal. 344 00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,710 - So your meetings today? 345 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:42,570 - Yeah yeah today. 346 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:44,110 That's why I'm here today. 347 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:46,950 - Okay, because he's not coming to set today because 348 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:49,080 he already texted me and said sorry he couldn't come 349 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,660 hopes it goes well, he'd call me later. 350 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,080 - He texted me the same thing. 351 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,020 Said yup, can't make it today pal. 352 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:58,270 Anyway, that's cool though, 'cause it was informal 353 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:00,329 and I just happened to be in the area 354 00:13:00,329 --> 00:13:03,800 we can meet today or tomorrow it doesn't matter. 355 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:07,490 So, we've a tight friendship so, I don't need to, 356 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,000 - I had no idea you guys were friends. 357 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:09,833 - Yeah, 358 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,400 what is it with Piat? 359 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,140 I don't get it, he steals my manager, 360 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,030 he steals my idea to write a screenplay. 361 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,690 Now he's setting up meetings with my producer friend. 362 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:19,610 He's like my freaking nemesis. 363 00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:21,080 If you don't mind 364 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,880 put the business aside for a minute. 365 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:27,150 I'd really like to see you again. 366 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,520 I'm not talking about moving in or anything like that 367 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,801 I wouldn't do that but I just, I'd like to 368 00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:33,390 you know be able to talk to you. 369 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,110 - Okay. 370 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,262 - I'll call you. 371 00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:39,310 - Alright. 372 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,560 - Okay. 373 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,270 - Jim this is really impressive. 374 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:43,500 You've been working on this everyday? 375 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,820 - Thanks yeah yeah, of course now, I've got to hurry up 376 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:49,140 and make my pitch before Piat's project gets green lit 377 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:49,973 ahead of mine. 378 00:13:49,973 --> 00:13:51,260 - Why can't he green light both projects? 379 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,990 - He works with a bunch of investors 380 00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:55,270 which they only green light one movie every two years. 381 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:56,930 So if I miss my chance now, then I'm gonna have 382 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:57,970 to wait in line for two years. 383 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,990 - Yeah but Jim you've been in the business for like 30 years 384 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,810 I mean surely you must know some other producers. 385 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:05,080 - Yeah but Ross you know it's almost impossible 386 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,260 to get a movie made, it's very very difficult, 387 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,730 you'd have better luck being a professional painter. 388 00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:12,000 Here we go, this is it, Justin Timberlake 389 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,485 and representatives have a right to renew Ross Marvin 390 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:18,840 for six consecutive cycles under the same terms 391 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,950 and conditions agreed upon in the first cycle. 392 00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:23,185 Six. 393 00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:27,840 - Six, six cycles, that's like three years, right? 394 00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:33,200 - Three and a half if you count that first cycle. 395 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:37,240 - Okay, I'm sorry, I cannot be Justin Timberlake Jr 396 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,720 for the next three and a half years. 397 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,160 - Yeah but the money's good right? 398 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,140 - The money is great man, that's not the point, 399 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:48,400 I mean think about it, the house comes with the contract. 400 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,540 Its all free, it's one of the perks, you know. 401 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:54,270 I mean like if I quit the job I lose the house I, 402 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,740 - Yeah I mean Ross is in a really tough situation 403 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:02,180 but honestly I can't help him right now. 404 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,650 I have to figure out some sort of way 405 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:04,950 to get leverage over Piat. 406 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:10,910 I just need to clear my head and develop a plan for my plan. 407 00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:16,420 How you doing officer? 408 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,330 - Thanks for coming in Jim. 409 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,720 - Yeah my pleasure, my pleasure. 410 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,193 - Here is the info on our next target. 411 00:15:21,193 --> 00:15:22,026 - Oh, 412 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,360 there must be some mistake. 413 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,954 - That's what I thought but it's an unusual name. 414 00:15:28,954 --> 00:15:29,787 Piat. 415 00:15:29,787 --> 00:15:31,180 That's his actual name? 416 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:34,090 Piat, he thinks he's some Hollywood big shot but 417 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:37,000 he's really involved in some high end insider trading. 418 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,700 - Insider trading, 419 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,270 I did not see that coming. 420 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:44,233 He's gonna get a fine or something right? 421 00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:45,860 He's not gonna go to prison? 422 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,450 - Thousands of small business owners 423 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:50,030 and hardworking American families are hurt every year 424 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,180 because of illegal activity on Wall Street. 425 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,620 - Hello, this is Piat. 426 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:56,803 Hello? 427 00:15:58,050 --> 00:15:58,883 Hello? 428 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:00,970 Hello? 429 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:04,010 - I just didn't feel right about entrapping Piat. 430 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,820 Just didn't seem right. 431 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,840 But can I use that information to leverage myself 432 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,673 ahead of Piat? 433 00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:12,545 It would be a crime not to, 434 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,340 right? 435 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:17,300 - Maybe you could talk to them and see if they could make 436 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,340 a few adjustments to the contract. 437 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,010 I'm sure Justin would understand. 438 00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:21,843 - Justin. 439 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:27,610 Babe, Gary and I get called from a lady named Leslie 440 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,730 who works for a guy named Ryan, 441 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,020 who works for a lady named Charlotte, 442 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,530 who reports to the head of PR of Justin Timberlake's firm. 443 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:39,350 Team Timberlake is a multimillion dollar business 444 00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,760 and they're not going to change their schedule 445 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,890 to accommodate me. 446 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:45,890 And these lawyers are not going to change this contract. 447 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:51,420 - Ross if you quit, you lose a steady paycheck. 448 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:54,320 You jeopardize your relationship with Gary, 449 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,860 you lose the house, lose everything, 450 00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:01,180 so just don't rush to make this decision. 451 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,150 - It's too late. 452 00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,120 - What do you mean it's too late? 453 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,800 - I already called Leslie with Team Timberlake. 454 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 - What did you say? 455 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,830 - I left them a voice mail and told them that I needed 456 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,940 to talk to them immediately about my future involvement 457 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,830 with Team Timberlake. 458 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,330 - Okay, so you didn't quit yet. 459 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,100 - I've already made up my mind. 460 00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:28,180 It's a blocked number. 461 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,370 - Ross, don't answer it. 462 00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:31,720 Sleep on it and make a decision in the morning. 463 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:34,870 - I need to do this. 464 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:35,703 - Ross, 465 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:38,670 - Hello this is Ross. 466 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,980 - Hi Ross, this is Justin Timberlake, 467 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,940 I heard you wanted to talk about your future 468 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,470 with the Team, what's up? 469 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,820 - Hey - hey. 470 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,653 Josh. 471 00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:53,557 - Jim. 472 00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:54,451 Yes, 473 00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:55,324 - yeah him nice to see ya. 474 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,157 - Nice to see you too, yeah. 475 00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:57,559 - I'm sorry did you call, I wasn't expecting, 476 00:17:57,559 --> 00:18:00,070 - I just happened to be in the neighborhood and I thought, 477 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,560 - How did you know where I lived? 478 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,850 I'm messing with you. 479 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:08,592 I gave you my address. 480 00:18:08,592 --> 00:18:09,547 I gave you my address. 481 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,400 - Of course. 482 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,315 - Jim come on, I know you're not a stalker. 483 00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:12,188 - I couldn't remember. 484 00:18:12,188 --> 00:18:13,021 - I dated a stalker though, coincidentally. 485 00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:14,930 Hashtag, first world problems, 486 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:17,510 hashtag, restraining order, hashtag, still blessed. 487 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,590 - Well I just wanted to drop off this script, 488 00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:20,590 I wanted to drop it off. 489 00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:21,423 - Yeah I was looking forward to this. 490 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:23,740 I really want to read it, I'm a big fan of your impressions 491 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:24,573 I have to say. 492 00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:25,600 - Thank you very much, I'm a big fan of you, 493 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,508 everything you do, your dancing, you're so multi faceted 494 00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:30,129 you're now into TV and film production and so, 495 00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:32,200 you're like a pale Tyler Perry. 496 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,940 Oh oh, Stewie Griffin, oh someone's at my door, 497 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:38,094 maybe I should go take them away with the hounds. 498 00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:38,927 cartoon voices. 499 00:18:38,927 --> 00:18:39,760 - That's right. 500 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:42,040 - So you haven't already decided which film 501 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,170 you're going to produce by any chance? 502 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:46,860 - No, I've not but your script is at the top of the heap 503 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,220 we loved your pitch, loved your passion, okay. 504 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,874 - What are you looking for? 505 00:18:50,874 --> 00:18:52,490 Well I can't speak for the other investors, 506 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:54,836 you know for me always personally, 507 00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:57,700 I'm always looking for that 508 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,690 you know that thing, it grabs you by the marbles 509 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,090 and takes you off to the promised land, you know? 510 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:06,310 - Anything else you've seen that you're as excited about? 511 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:09,729 - One writer, Piat, you know Piat, 512 00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:14,470 funny name, great writer, so common the two, he's got one. 513 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,370 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I remember hearing 514 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:20,610 that Piat wrote something, that's excellent 515 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,190 good for him, because he's you know, 516 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,490 what he's going through. 517 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,480 - He's going through something? 518 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,510 - Yeah, no, apparently he's being investigated 519 00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:31,780 for insider trading. 520 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:32,613 - Oh god. 521 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,333 Jeez you're kidding. 522 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:39,140 - Yeah, so, luckily nothings been proven yet 523 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,090 but it's never good to be investigated. 524 00:19:41,090 --> 00:19:42,920 - No, no, that's for sure. 525 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,646 Investors aren't going to be happy about that. 526 00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:47,830 Yikes. 527 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,220 - But listen anyway, read the script and I hope you like it. 528 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,810 And if you have any notes or anything or any changes 529 00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:55,749 I'm attached as the lead but other than that. 530 00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:56,820 - Honey, I got another script here. 531 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,090 - Appreciate it, thanks a lot. 532 00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,727 - You know I appreciate you, thanks for the show. 533 00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:01,560 - You bet, thanks for opening the door. 534 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,616 - I was surprised. 535 00:20:02,616 --> 00:20:03,449 - And thanks for reading it I appreciate it. 536 00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:04,282 - I can't wait to. 537 00:20:04,282 --> 00:20:05,359 - Okay. 538 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:06,212 - Thanks buddy. 539 00:20:06,212 --> 00:20:07,106 - Cheers. 540 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:07,939 - Honey, got another script here. 541 00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:11,109 - Oh again. 542 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:11,983 - Just in time, 543 00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:16,470 you've got to look after the script, after the script, 544 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:18,830 after the script, let me get the back, get that okay. 545 00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:19,866 - Stop it, stop. 546 00:20:19,866 --> 00:20:21,979 - I'm the only one you work for. 547 00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:22,812 - Annie? 548 00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:29,330 - On the next Impress Me. 549 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:32,880 - You were the guy that did the Nicholson impersonation. 550 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,920 - I don't do that any more, I don't do impressions, 551 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,970 - Oh no you gave it up? 552 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:37,910 - Yeah yeah, 'cause I'm focusing on dramatic work. 553 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:40,310 - I'm direction this movie, there's this part 554 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:43,440 and it's interesting you want to do dramatic acting 555 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,150 because I need both. 556 00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:51,323 ♪ Soul Pancake ♪