1
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Don't call me.

2
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,162
Fuck, school!

3
00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:46,369
Is there breakfast?

4
00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:50,500
Control freak calling.

5
00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:53,116
What does she want now?

6
00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,665
Hi, Lisi.
<i>- Hi...</i>

7
00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:01,538
Are you going to call every morning
to see if I'm awake?

8
00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,367
Elisabeth, you left <i>him.</i>

9
00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:07,660
If you kick him out,
who'll look after me?

10
00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:12,406
I want to graduate in Germany,
not in England. We had a deal.

11
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Hey, pass the coffee, Martina.

12
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It's Meike.
We were on a class trip together.

13
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Oh, right

14
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I have to go. Today's your field trip
to the Job Information Center.

15
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Meeting point in 30 minutes
at the subway. It's in your calendar.

16
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I have a calendar?

17
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Take out the waste paper!

18
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Yeah, right.

19
00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,201
Dude, buy yourself some deodorant.
- Yeah, he reeks.

20
00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:11,034
It's because I get upset all day long!

21
00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:14,406
He's in puberty!
- I already use three deodorants.

22
00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:17,621
It's just hormones.
It gets better when you reach adulthood.

23
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Tickets, please.

24
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Where are your monthly passes?
- I sold mine.

25
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Lost.
- Never had one.

26
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Your tickets, please.

27
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Never mind.

28
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Nice one, bro!

29
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Dear youths,

30
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these are the computers
of the Job Information Center, or JIC.

31
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Answer the questionnaire, and the
computer... Click, clack, ping!

32
00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:50,284
... will suggest
a great job for you.

33
00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:54,039
We're not from the Smurf village,
you can speak normally.

34
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I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN...

35
00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,537
MY DESK IS ALWAYS CLEAN...

36
00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:02,700
I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN...

37
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ONLY IF NECESSARY.

38
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I LIKE ANIMALS.

39
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CAREER SUGGESTION:
BUTCHER

40
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Are these computers broken?
- No. Kids are often surprised

41
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after proper analysis.

42
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"Mechan..." "Mechantronic engineer"?

43
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"Wastewater specialist".
- Lovely.

44
00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,458
"Geriatric nurse"?
- Any questions?

45
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No, I don't want that.
The computer's retarded.

46
00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,579
"Police officer"!
- No, a cop?

47
00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,911
Well, that's not...
- Lame!

48
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It's all lame!

49
00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,454
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?

50
00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,535
Experts developed
highly complex algorithms for this.

51
00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,416
Experts for suicide or what?
I get "butcher."

52
00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,243
Maybe you should've taken the test
before becoming a teacher.

53
00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:51,125
<i>I love my job.
I activate the elderly,</i>

54
00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:54,622
<i>I help the elderly,
and I care for the elderly.</i>

55
00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,412
<i>That means joint activities...</i>

56
00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,491
OMG, that wart!

57
00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:03,530
She probably got it
from kissing an old man!

58
00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,664
<i>We'll all be old someday.
And you get so much in return.</i>

59
00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,959
<i>Like money, or jewelry
when someone dies, for example.</i>

60
00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:15,698
<i>I advise customers
on our latest entertainment products.</i>

61
00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,408
<i>I have to keep up to date,</i>

62
00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,992
<i>save the princess
or fight monsters in kill mode.</i>

63
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<i>A lot of people say
video games make you nervous.</i>

64
00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,870
<i>But I disagree.</i>

65
00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,241
Who got that job?

66
00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:29,199
<i>Be an entertainment specialist...</i>
- I did.

67
00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:32,080
Why does he get the cool job
and I get sewage plant?

68
00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,163
What did you answer?
It's not fair!

69
00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,914
Quiet! I've rarely seen
such an unmotivated class.

70
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Chill.
<i>- People think a sewage plant is boring.</i>

71
00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,242
This is you, bro.
<i>- But it's a real adventure.</i>

72
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<i>The operation of complex machinery</i>

73
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<i>is only part of this challenging job.</i>

74
00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:54,581
That machine only has one button!
I have to press one button all day long?

75
00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,822
One button can hold
a lot of responsibility.

76
00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,118
Not that you're overchallenged, Danger.
- Fuck you, girl!

77
00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:04,078
That is so destructive!

78
00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:06,750
Sorry, but based on their grades

79
00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:09,534
and our test results,
these jobs are a good match.

80
00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:12,041
I don't want to change oil!
- Turn it off!

81
00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,700
You're scaring me.
What kind of students are they?

82
00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:16,704
They're a bit, well...

83
00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:19,284
Aggressive?
- Sensitive.

84
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We don't want to watch this anymore.

85
00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:32,666
Your behavior is impossible!

86
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,244
Your school will be informed.
Someone will pay for this damage.

87
00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:42,453
I doubt that any of you will ever become
a full-fledged member of society.

88
00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,117
That counts for you, especially.

89
00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,082
How was school?

90
00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,333
You're not asleep, the beer's still cold.

91
00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,958
Don't you have to prepare for class?

92
00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:15,501
You realize this is silly, right?

93
00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:20,660
Danger's phone has been off all day.
Did something happen?

94
00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:28,115
<i>This is Danger. I'm not here.</i>
- Danger, it's me again.

95
00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:32,326
This is my fifth message.
What's going on?

96
00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:38,950
Hey, bitches.
- Hey, hustlers.

97
00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:42,703
Thanks.

98
00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,450
How long do I work today?

99
00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,959
Till 6th period
- Dude, that long?

100
00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:53,118
And the school inspector's coming today.
- Oh, god.

101
00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:55,158
Hold on, those are your students!

102
00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,582
Oh my god...

103
00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:02,251
It's a double hour.
- So first hour is for breakfast, or what?

104
00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:06,536
You promised to help them through A-levels.
They think this is as hard as it gets.

105
00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,246
It's a comprehensive school,
any dummy can do it.

106
00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,829
Hey!
You're ruining my rep.

107
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,868
What now?
- It's Leimbach-Knorr and the terrier.

108
00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:18,661
We'll see if they're on time today.
- I doubt it.

109
00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:21,450
If they tell Gerster, it's trouble.

110
00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,119
Hey!

111
00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:28,198
Guys!
- How will you get to school in 5 minutes?

112
00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,334
Squeeze in! -We're not supposed to
ride with old people,

113
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there's a bulletin about that.

114
00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:37,991
The school inspector's coming today.
- Oh, how important.

115
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,656
You think I'll sit in class
while you burst condoms hang out here?

116
00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:44,541
If our future jobs are in sewage plants
and old-age homes,

117
00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,162
why keep going to fucking school?

118
00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,581
Get in the car!

119
00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,582
Arguing again?

120
00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:00,830
It's just a game. Drive ahead.
- FYI: I don't have a license yet.

121
00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:04,410
I haven't had one for eight years.
- Nightmare!

122
00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:13,032
I know!

123
00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,536
Out of the way!

124
00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:32,624
Gonzo!

125
00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:36,783
There you are!

126
00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,037
All right, now I got you.

127
00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,244
Come along, Gonzo.

128
00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,620
How did you find him
using your phone?

129
00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,122
I had him chipped. Is yours gone too?
- I have many, unfortunately.

130
00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:52,417
Chip them or castrate them.
Anything else is a waste of time.

131
00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:54,245
Come along, Gonzo!

132
00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:00,080
That's nitpicking, Eckhart, isn't it?
But fine...

133
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,037
Sorry, regulations.

134
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:07,457
That's Mr. Miller's class.
We don't want to disturb.

135
00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:15,789
I saw that.
- Oh? Good morning, Mr...

136
00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:19,706
Such a great colleague.
We're finished, then?

137
00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,329
We still need to see
the sanitary facilities.

138
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,992
Are you coming?
- Yes.

139
00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,666
Graffiti was supposed to be removed.

140
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,707
Why this pressure?

141
00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:33,114
You never used to take
these inspections so seriously.

142
00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:37,241
Which way to the restrooms?
I don't see any signs anywhere.

143
00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,369
The toilets don't work in the ladies'
room, so this is unisex lavatory

144
00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,159
until we get the funding to renovate.
- Is someone smoking in here?

145
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,665
Open up at once!

146
00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,950
Don't you have class?

147
00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,701
"Mr. Miller. Science club..."

148
00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:22,829
What are you working on?

149
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,408
Drones.

150
00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,374
Problem.

151
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:34,582
I'm going to measure contaminant levels
in the chemistry rooms, then we'll talk.

152
00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,450
How embarrassing!
In front of the school inspector.

153
00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:43,081
One more time
and you're on cleaning duty!

154
00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,788
When does your class start?
- Around 11, I guess.

155
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:50,030
Oh. When the big hand
points to "around", or what?

156
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,994
Seems you've already given notice mentally?
- Not just mentally.

157
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,622
Once the little twerps graduate,
I'm out of here.

158
00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,957
Oh, no!
- See you later, Honey.

159
00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:09,161
Puke one more time, you'll feel better.
- I'm a pro. Great party, wasn't it?

160
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,867
So awesome!
- You have your lunchbox?

161
00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,494
Did you do your homework?

162
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,165
Ms. Enzberger!

163
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,871
Good morning, Sabine.
- I finished the letter.

164
00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:20,159
OK. Love letter, check, check.
Read it to me.

165
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,457
"Dear Marvin, when..."

166
00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,283
Bye.

167
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,790
Yup.

168
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,076
"Dear Marvin, when I see you,
I feel like I'm starvin'..."

169
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,833
Is the letter for Marvin, Sabine?

170
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,911
Yes.

171
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,708
"For a long time I've considered..."

172
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,159
Eckhart, you can't smoke in here.

173
00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,867
No. Please use the broken jug.

174
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,706
I assume you're here
to talk about the Bunsen burners.

175
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,458
I need 30.
I'd take 20, but no less.

176
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:55,740
Bunsen burners
are the least of your worries, Gudrun.

177
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,325
Your school could be closed.
There's an official complaint.

178
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,660
From Erika?
- She's really pushing her school.

179
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,539
You share the catchment area,
and she has submitted several complaints

180
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:08,325
that your school has standards so low

181
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,330
that your kids graduate
without any effort.

182
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,909
Is this because
I wouldn't do dinner with you?

183
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,915
Fine, Italian.
- Gudrun?

184
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,914
My boss thinks you give problem kids
a free ride instead of helping them.

185
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,583
Even late bloomers
deserve a chance at A-levels.

186
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:25,534
Nowadays you can't
push everyone through. Gudrun!

187
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,580
The '80s are over.
Some don't belong in upper secondary.

188
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:34,241
They can't all be poets and thinkers.
Somebody has to set the letters,

189
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,745
and turn on the printing machine.

190
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,870
But Erika doesn't mention the refugees.

191
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:43,326
I have illiterate Syrian kids!
They don't get sent to Erika's school.

192
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,784
I get the headscarves,
she gets a school garden.

193
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,912
Gudrun, please. Gudrun!

194
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,993
Why did you apply for even more funds?

195
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:55,872
You should've focused
on meeting the requirements instead.

196
00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,995
What would a school closure mean for me?

197
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,208
There's a position in Bremen,
and one in Brandenburg.

198
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:03,741
Brandenburg?

199
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,375
Next I'll get a right-wing voter district,
or what?

200
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,205
Don't get political,
you know this is on record.

201
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,829
I need to report something positive.
- There.

202
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,830
Our new Goethe statue. Bronze.
Culture media funding.

203
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,916
I didn't know Goethe smoked?
- It's Che Guevara's head.

204
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,618
We saved 2,000 euros. The Cuban Embassy
canceled their statue order.

205
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,166
Well, you're the first to notice.

206
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,996
Shouldn't kids know
what Goethe looks like?

207
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:35,990
They only look as far as his knee.
People think it's a pen in his mouth.

208
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,415
Didn't Mr. Miller mention a drone?

209
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,161
Yes, I think so. Why?

210
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,867
It's flying past your window.

211
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,369
Help!

212
00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,000
<i>Mr. Miller, get your drone under control!</i>

213
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,907
Hey, Justin Potter, how is it up there?
- Hasko, cut the crap!

214
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,199
Mr. Miller, help!

215
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,415
I'm coming!

216
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,078
Is my ass showing?

217
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,534
It's fine!

218
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,708
Awesome underwear, by the way.

219
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,332
God, you smell of alcohol!

220
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,450
I was at a bachelorette party.

221
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,616
Tie it down.

222
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,290
Mr. Miller?

223
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,041
For god's sake, not around the statue!

224
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,830
Shit, whose car was that?
- Mine!

225
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,658
Poor Che.

226
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,829
Fallen a second time.

227
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,949
It was your idea?

228
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,580
You wanted to
fly on a broom in underwear?

229
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,665
Yup.
- Hasko, really now,

230
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,826
you're in trouble so often.
This is bullying!

231
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,079
Well, not that often. Kids!

232
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,079
Always horsing around.
- Gudrun?

233
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,783
Eye to eye, please.

234
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,709
You knew the inspector was coming today.

235
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,662
That was the last straw.

236
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,458
Okay, some of you belong in my class.
Raffael,

237
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,242
eraser out of your nose
before Simon can hit...

238
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:41,156
Ms. Enzberger!
- Eraser operation inside my classroom.

239
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,948
What requirements do I need to meet?
- I was afraid you'd ask.

240
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,246
I only hope the other grade levels
are better.

241
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,582
I was against it.

242
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:02,533
What is that!

243
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,745
No, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr,

244
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,496
not with my files!
- Hey, are you crazy?

245
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,159
Okay, let's forget about Bunsen burners,

246
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,787
but this stays between us!
- Gudrun?

247
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,084
This is war.
How on earth can I hide this?

248
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,625
Eckhart!
- Out of my way!

249
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,450
Mr. Miller?
Did your students do this?

250
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:27,490
They're mad about the JIC.
- What are you talking about?

251
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,665
Turn that off!

252
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:51,911
<i>Children, we had a technical incident.
Class is canceled today.</i>

253
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,082
Damned stuff is so sticky.

254
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,456
Why did you become a teacher, anyway?
I've always wondered that.

255
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,491
It's just temporary.

256
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,538
With the money I earn
I'll open a beach bar one day.

257
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,618
The job fulfills me.
It feels good

258
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,826
to set things straight that go wrong
at home. You can still mold them,

259
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,286
make real people out of them.
- The way you're always hugging them.

260
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,454
They have diseases, and fleas.

261
00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:28,285
I know.
The minute you have physical contact,

262
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:32,869
once one of those little shits hugs you,
that's it. Trapped. Teacher forever.

263
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,288
I always feel more like hitting them.

264
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,324
The Culture Minister is furious.

265
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:46,991
We have four weeks to comply, or our school
will be closed by the end of the year.

266
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,909
Outrageous!
- Will we get paid vacation then?

267
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,412
I want us to fight this!

268
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,491
Mr. Gundlach, must you really eat now?

269
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,905
The room always smells of sausage spread.
- It's my break.

270
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,700
You teach history,
you're always on break.

271
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,992
All you do is watch Spiegel TV.

272
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,324
But drinking is allowed, isn't it?

273
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,956
Who would build a drone with minors?

274
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,414
It worked fine. Who said
I had to make key racks and ashtrays?

275
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,744
The requirements seem quite extensive.
- We need a competition,

276
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,906
in which we get at least second place.
A student newspaper,

277
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,832
or math olympics. Good luck!

278
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,706
Eckhart wants an anti-bullying campaign
that goes viral, with a hashtag.

279
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:36,160
That one's on you, Ms. Enzberger.
You used the word 'bullying'.

280
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,366
<i>You</i> take care of it.
- Excuse me?

281
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:41,250
I get the feeling I'm being
thrown in the same pot as Mr. Miller.

282
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:46,082
Yes, and now there's fire under the pot.
- I said I was being bullied months ago.

283
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,874
The students, Ingrid.

284
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:52,998
So, do I get a budget? I already bought
toner and toilet paper out of pocket.

285
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:57,081
I was wondering why it's 4-ply.
- That's from you? Thank you.

286
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,581
Yes, you can take the earnings
from the refugee flea market.

287
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:04,365
Then we need a musical scholarship
for an 11th grader,

288
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,906
and five new registrations
for next school year,

289
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,867
to stay above
the minimum number of pupils.

290
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,699
That's absurd. How?

291
00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,125
No, I'd rather apply elsewhere.

292
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,077
Or just retire, Ingrid.
That would benefit the next school, too.

293
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,034
Can we please stick together?
This is our school!

294
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,665
I saved the best for last:

295
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,453
A performance test for the 11th grade!
To see if they'll qualify for 12th grade.

296
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,867
If the average is too low,
the school closes.

297
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:36,122
Well, I doubt that'll work.
What if we just expel the dummies?

298
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,906
Haven't you been listening?
We're already short on students as it is.

299
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,542
So work with
the available student material.

300
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,371
It's really the pinnacle of irony

301
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,791
that you of all people were elected
Teacher of the Year.

302
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,700
It was a mistake to believe in you.

303
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,496
Mr. Miller?
If you don't meet the requirements,

304
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,829
I'll report you to the police for forgery,

305
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,409
lies, and endangering the minors

306
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,198
whom you shouldn't have been teaching
with your criminal record!

307
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,909
Because if I go to Brandenburg,

308
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,367
then you're going back to jail.

309
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,409
Now get cleaning.
It was your class, after all.

310
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,202
I want smart solutions.
Elite doesn't come about by force.

311
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,287
I want to see results in four weeks.

312
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,326
Oh my god!
What happened here, Mr. Miller?

313
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,994
Where were you yesterday noon?
- At my place. The JIC bummed us out.

314
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,750
That damned job center means nothing.

315
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:44,160
Now start cleaning. I don't want stress.
- Why should we clean?

316
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,405
Because you did it!
I got chewed out!

317
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,407
Well,

318
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,323
maybe you shouldn't have given us
so many empty promises.

319
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,457
Was Ms. Gerster very angry?

320
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,000
Get started,
then we have to talk.

321
00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,954
There's a performance test for 12th grade.

322
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,533
What?
- No!

323
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,582
So all of a sudden it's not sure?

324
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:07,240
You promised!
- Then there's no use in coming at all!

325
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,199
Hello, there.
- Hi.

326
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,202
Ms. Drispenstedt from the School
Health Office is here to vaccinate you.

327
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,659
Hello, children.
- Huh? That's a first.

328
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,289
Because you've never been vaccinated.

329
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,163
It's a vaccine against ticks, meningitis

330
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,833
and mental disabilities.

331
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,875
Yes, Chantal, you might ask,
"Isn't it too late for that?"

332
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,367
Ow.
- See how slow he reacted?

333
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,081
Why does it say "D-O..."

334
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,582
... "Dog"?
- Dog.

335
00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:49,204
That's short for? Who knows it?

336
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,116
I know! Doctor!

337
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:54,748
Super, Chanti!

338
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,247
You've learned all you need to know.
You're ready for life.

339
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:03,331
I googled it!
It's a device for implanting chips in dogs!

340
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,000
Are you crazy, Mr. Miller? Take it out!

341
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,165
No! What if I grow fur?

342
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,413
Stop him! Or do you want to be
the only one forced to go to class?

343
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,742
No, bro!
- Want to sit here all alone?

344
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,040
No, let go!
- Leave me alone!

345
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,366
Please don't, Mr. Miller!

346
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,040
The cocker spaniel is next.

347
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,494
No, no, please!

348
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,533
Hand these out!
- What is it?

349
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,955
The curriculum you have to work over.

350
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:36,823
But that's for teachers to do.
- You think I'd ruin my afternoon?

351
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,370
As of now, you come to school,
or I'll find you. No more fucking with me!

352
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,791
He just pretended to implant a chip
in our neck.

353
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,575
That would be totally illegal.

354
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,160
I use this one, too. "Chin chin chin."
- Doesn't it say "shine"?

355
00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,204
You and your D- in English!

356
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,747
OMG! This moisturizer
smells like strawberry!

357
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,745
Is this illegal too? Or this?

358
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,867
Yuck, that's for men!
- Get to school!

359
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,700
Oh my god, you're so embarrassing!

360
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:21,369
From now on, either you're at school
on time, or this happens every morning!

361
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,492
Help!
- My pants are sliding down!

362
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,158
Same thing tomorrow?

363
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,786
No, no!

364
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,617
Seriously, you guys are a nightmare.

365
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:47,411
Like children that weren't aborted
in time. But I like you anyway.

366
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,241
I'll take care of you till you die.

367
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,494
Or till you graduate.

368
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,538
With A-levels, damn it!

369
00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,700
I won't go back to jail because of you.

370
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,416
So nice to see you all here.

371
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,830
Here are your prospects.
What would you rather be?

372
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,080
You don't have to take these jobs.
You can change your destiny. Supposedly.

373
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:12,251
So what do you want to do with your lives?

374
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,700
Chantal, say something!
- Influencer.

375
00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,578
That's not a job.

376
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,458
We never had this question in class!
- Yeah!

377
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,457
Because it's something you should know.

378
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,040
Don't you have any dreams?
- We do!

379
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,866
But not about jobs.

380
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:38,076
One of you has to do something musical.
- But I'm Christian.

381
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:40,831
Seriously?

382
00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:45,286
You broke a GCS school rule,
and you endanger the community.

383
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,451
Fuck off.
- Your photo was sent to the principal.

384
00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:53,534
Why don't you have any goals?
Why don't you fight?

385
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:57,198
What kind of kids are you?
- What kind of teacher are you?

386
00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,829
It's your fault
if we're 'prospectless'.

387
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:08,575
Miller's students need success.
I always say "Awesome!"

388
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:12,035
"You are awesome!"
It's all about love and affirmation.

389
00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,955
Just getting them interested.
It's not about winning.

390
00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:17,534
Yes, it is. In three weeks
is the newspaper competition.

391
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,413
I've brought some copies
of the "Class Fart".

392
00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,664
Awful..

393
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,991
Who's going to deal with it?

394
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,999
Can't I do Science Club?

395
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,037
No, the deadline has passed.

396
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:37,078
There's an art scholarship program,
but only for outstanding achievements.

397
00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,909
I can just see your class,

398
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:43,281
painting a giant selfie
with a Picasso filter.

399
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,498
Very funny.

400
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:50,824
How can I put any of them in a competition?
They're so unmotivated!

401
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,080
Mr. Miller,
don't use up all the oxygen, okay?

402
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,075
Who's going
to the elementary school tomorrow?

403
00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:01,875
Mr. Miller can go.
- Sure.

404
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,115
What for?

405
00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:08,246
Because the kids all want to go
to other schools.

406
00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:12,327
Because no one recommends us!
Go there and recruit a few students.

407
00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,117
Do an info-event, or whatever,

408
00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:18,456
just make sure they tell their parents
how great the GCS is.

409
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,616
Miller, GCS.

410
00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,908
So you're Mr. Miller.

411
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,867
Welcome to elementary school.
- Yeah, I'm thrilled.

412
00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:49,661
We were going outside to collect leaves.
But surely you've prepared something?

413
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,492
Are they Siamese twins?

414
00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:59,331
Kevin, I said to leave the glue
on the teacher's desk.

415
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,618
Show Mr. Miller to the boys' room.
He'll help you clean up.

416
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,952
Hold on, I'm not an errand boy.
- Well, I've got other things to do, myself.

417
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,828
So if there's a problem...

418
00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:11,124
... don't call me.

419
00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,125
Where's the restroom?

420
00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:20,534
This way.
- Ow!

421
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,492
Shut up or I'll cut off your braids.

422
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:33,831
What are you grinning at?
- My sister is transsexual.

423
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,323
What can I say?

424
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:39,411
She wants a penis.
I said she can have mine.

425
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,950
But my mom said it won't grow back,

426
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,698
and that she shouldn't watch
so many series on Amazonia.

427
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:49,289
Very interesting,
but you're slobbering on my hand.

428
00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:58,781
Will we cuddle later on?
- No, I've been to jail already.

429
00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,666
Now let me take a piss, you leech.

430
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:10,156
It's like the house
of the fucking seven dwarfs here.

431
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,203
Why do you do that?

432
00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:22,206
I'm shaking it off so your teacher
will want to put it in her mouth later.

433
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,698
Okay, so who knows
what their next school will be?

434
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,367
Heinrich Böll!
- Schiller High School!

435
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,286
Schiller High School.

436
00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,871
Ever heard of
the Goethe Comprehensive School?

437
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,744
No.

438
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,955
My brother goes there.
He gets beat up because he's so fat.

439
00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:45,251
It's a really shitty school.
- Well, uh... Come on.

440
00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,200
Look, I have really cool stickers
from the GCS.

441
00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,283
To put on your schoolbags.

442
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:53,662
Calm down,
are you from the East or what?

443
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,533
Hey, one is enough!

444
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,286
Awesome!

445
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,951
Just tell your parents I was nice,
our teachers are great,

446
00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,124
and the GCS is awesome.

447
00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:09,284
What's all that?
- We chose our professions.

448
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,916
I'm going to be a molecular biologist!

449
00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,915
ARCHITECT...
MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST

450
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:20,075
You all know
what you want to be later?

451
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:21,582
Racecar driver!
- Soccer player!

452
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,453
Architect!
- Singer!

453
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,992
Want to see our work clothes?
- Yeah!

454
00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:35,576
Now write down what's so great
about your job, with lots of enthusiasm.

455
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,831
All right?

456
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,790
Finished.
- Great.

457
00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:52,698
Later we'll guess
who wrote what. So make sure you sign

458
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,159
with these wrong names up here.

459
00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,575
Funny names.
- Just do it.

460
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:00,828
Okay.

461
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,499
Architect, huh?

462
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,957
WHAT I WANT TO BECOME

463
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,499
No date!
Erase the date.

464
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,162
We're not allowed to use ink erasers.

465
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,741
Well, today you are.

466
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,573
At the GCS,
students are allowed to use ink erasers!

467
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,573
I love that school already.
Are all the teachers there refugees?

468
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,870
Oh my god, where did you get this?

469
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,076
I got them from your elementary schools.

470
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,576
To remind you
that you weren't always so unmotivated.

471
00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:41,499
You were excited!

472
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:44,284
My nickname was Danger back then already?

473
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,082
It wasn't.

474
00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:47,783
It says so here.
- Let's see.

475
00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,208
How cute you drew yourself, Chanti.

476
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:54,240
What did you want to be?
- Journalist... journalist!

477
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,535
But why did I give myself black hair?

478
00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,745
Maybe you were drawing me.
- Yeah!

479
00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,494
Remember?
- Yeah.

480
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,244
Nice.

481
00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,576
Shit, I remember when we did this.
I was so excited.

482
00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,954
About what?
- About being a singer.

483
00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:10,874
Yeah, right.

484
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,656
"Whenever I sing to my teachers,
they get tears in their eyes..."

485
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,072
Because it was so bad!
- "... and tell me I should study music."

486
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,368
Wow, Zeynep.
- Yeah, but I guess I stopped at some point.

487
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,700
But now you'll stick with it, right?

488
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,867
"Ar-chee..."

489
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,867
"... tect". Archeetect.

490
00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,541
It's so crazy that you forget this.

491
00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:34,083
We used to have dreams, bro.

492
00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:38,656
Okay, here's the deal...
- I know I was typing in 3rd grade.

493
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,411
Something crawled into your ear.

494
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,242
If we set our minds
to achieving your dreams,

495
00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,534
and if you study for that stupid test,

496
00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,947
I won't lose my job, and the GCS
won't be closed. Are you in?

497
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,036
Yes!

498
00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:53,698
We'll show them
you'll amount to something after all!

499
00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,241
Yes!
- Oh my god!

500
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,166
<i>I'm going to be a singer...</i>

501
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,161
CHOIR CLUB

502
00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,703
ART CLUB

503
00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:24,907
SCHOOL RADIO

504
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:27,788
<i>And now, for you, my favorite song...</i>

505
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,491
She's so bad.

506
00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,500
Hi, I'm Chantal.

507
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,368
Are you the other editors.
- Uh-huh.

508
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,662
I could write something about beauty.

509
00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:50,827
Do whatever you want.
We're only here because there's a TV.

510
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,035
Whatever.
I'm the head reporter now.

511
00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,449
And I hate drugs.

512
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,658
Joke.

513
00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:06,701
"And then you finish it off
with a touch of glitter."

514
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:10,414
But do you think that will win a prize?
It's pretty superficial.

515
00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:15,156
We've been chilling for quite a while.
I mean, without any action.

516
00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,579
Quiet! The film is on.

517
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,242
We've already watched
Lord of the Rings so often!

518
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,916
I'll grow hair on my feet
if I see another Hobbit.

519
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,126
<i>... in the life of an Elf.
I'm patient.</i>

520
00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:33,326
<i>I can wait!</i>

521
00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:40,455
Ploppi? Ploppi, come on.

522
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,369
With tongue, just once.

523
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,416
<i>... The Arkenstone!</i>

524
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,830
<i>It is precious to you beyond measure.</i>

525
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,575
No, I can't. Too much saliva.

526
00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,326
If we can never have sex,
we'll have to break up.

527
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,245
The way you said...

528
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,624
... "Sex"!

529
00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:09,826
Petting, at least?
- With a finger?

530
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,574
Yes, for example.

531
00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,658
That would be unhygienic.

532
00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:18,622
Into someone else's body.
That can't be right, Chantal.

533
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,745
Even the word: "petting."

534
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,039
Chantal?

535
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,374
OK, art club members,

536
00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:34,376
look around and gather inspiration
for your own...

537
00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,749
... well, art.

538
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:38,996
I want one of you
to get a scholarship, okay?

539
00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:41,659
Great exhibit.

540
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,451
"Insert... wo-words!"

541
00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:48,999
Oh!

542
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:56,369
No touching!
- Oh. But it says to fill it out.

543
00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:59,542
That's the title.
- Why do artists do that?

544
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,913
It expresses something.
- But what?

545
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:06,451
Why can't they just say what they mean?

546
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,579
Because they can't say it any other way.

547
00:35:08,917 --> 00:35:12,240
They're like you, they don't
have enough words for a full sentence,

548
00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:14,500
so they use paint and glue instead.

549
00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,745
Think about what you want to say.

550
00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:19,826
If he <i>has</i> anything to say.

551
00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:23,080
I wonder where the bistro is?

552
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,742
Think about what you see, take notes,

553
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,658
I expect great presentations.

554
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,959
I considered studying art history.

555
00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:56,160
I studied art history,
then decided to be a teacher.

556
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,287
Really?
- It doesn't pay.

557
00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:03,905
What is this?
Are you crazy? Get this off me at once!

558
00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,042
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, stop!
- Help! I bet this was Daniel!

559
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,913
No respect for teachers.

560
00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:17,742
Outrageous! It was you!

561
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,166
I'll get you back for this, I tell you.

562
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,700
Now help me get this off, will you!

563
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,500
A plastic piece of shit.

564
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,040
OCCUPIED

565
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:00,657
Strange.

566
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,413
BIG BUSINESS IN THE COLD WAR

567
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,117
Here we have an unusual,

568
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,326
yes, somehow angry installation.

569
00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:10,783
"Piece of Shit".

570
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:15,449
Next to it, the artist examines
the interiors of intellectual bourgeoisie.

571
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:19,076
Note above all the poignant irony

572
00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,830
in the magazine titles in this artwork.

573
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,198
The topics of these magazines
are biting commentary

574
00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,535
on the zeitgeist of the '80s...

575
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,699
It's occupied, girl!

576
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,325
Number one or number two?

577
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,700
PUPIL SHITS ON MODERN ART

578
00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,787
I'm getting congratulations on this.

579
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:49,917
Our colleagues at Schiller are loving it.
- The toilet looked real.

580
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,958
What about me?
I almost suffocated.

581
00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:55,124
Luckily, you're still very much alive.

582
00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,825
In my day,
Daniel would've been suspended.

583
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,868
In your day they also had bunkers.
- Now, really!

584
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:04,416
This isn't about you, Ingrid,
it's about the school!

585
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,825
It's never about me!

586
00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,454
The ice is getting thin.

587
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,875
What about the newspaper?
- Chantal is on it,

588
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,790
now it has a double cover.

589
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:18,197
I know. Most of the articles
are interviews with herself.

590
00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:20,492
Not exactly award-worthy.

591
00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:24,702
We'll see. I secretly bought
all the copies to motivate her.

592
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,741
The Ministry wants results,

593
00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,826
not students shitting in museums.

594
00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:33,285
And what do you know about motivation?

595
00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:36,117
You're not even properly qualified.

596
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,620
Why do you always criticize me?

597
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:41,990
Fact is, I'm the one
who has to deal with those morons.

598
00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:45,664
Can't you say something nice for once?
- You have nice hair.

599
00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:52,698
Maybe I'd actually be a good teacher
if someone here believed in me.

600
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:58,450
How about a demonstration lesson?
No problem. What do you want this to be?

601
00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,785
A guest appearance, or a profession?

602
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,244
Well.

603
00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,749
Smaller, Danger.

604
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,537
Why not do your demonstration lesson?

605
00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,208
Don't you want to find out
if you can do it?

606
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:26,999
Shut up and make lunch.

607
00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:36,160
Okay. "German remedial class".
Welcome to Germany.

608
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:40,452
We're here to improve your German.
Let's begin with your names.

609
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:44,163
My name is Abet, and since...

610
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:47,205
... since two months I am here.

611
00:39:47,542 --> 00:39:50,614
My name is Afuk, and...

612
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:54,285
... I am in Germany since three months.

613
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:57,368
My name's Danger
and I've been here for 17 years.

614
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,449
Why he here?
- Yeah, why?

615
00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,658
Your German is as bad
as these coconut pickers.

616
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,072
But you didn't have to swallow
liters of water to get here

617
00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,788
Hey, Justin is jumping off the roof!

618
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,411
Jump!

619
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:22,535
This is for all those
who don't believe in superpowers!

620
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,366
Justin!

621
00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:40,832
Justin? Justin!

622
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:44,075
I didn't fly, did I?
- How many fingers?

623
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,537
Three?
- Can't be that bad.

624
00:40:48,292 --> 00:40:49,749
My leg hurts a bit.

625
00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,415
Hello.

626
00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:02,576
Hey. When is your mom coming?

627
00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:04,582
Soon.

628
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,242
She's still working.
But I told her

629
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,745
it doesn't hurt so much.

630
00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,870
That's not true, is it?

631
00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:35,953
Okay. Yeah.

632
00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,291
Justin. Hello.

633
00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:41,666
Hello.
- Mom!

634
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,074
Biggi!

635
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,618
I felt sorry for him.
- Now it happened. You want to be a teacher.

636
00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,875
Knock it off.
- Teacher. He's a teacher,

637
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,575
and he always will be.
- No way.

638
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,833
Uh... yes, you will.

639
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:59,663
Really?
- I'm sure it can solve our problem.

640
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,117
It's cyber technology
from a computer game.

641
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:03,790
I made some changes.

642
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:07,539
The sensors should simulate
real physical touch.

643
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:11,789
What kind of sensors?
- At primary and secondary sexual organs.

644
00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:15,746
And through the goggles we can
see each other as 3-D models.

645
00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,494
Is it a size XXS?

646
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,540
Powering up.

647
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,245
Now put on the goggles.

648
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:35,284
Oh, Ploppi!

649
00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,033
Oh. No, Chantal!
- Ploppi!

650
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,366
Okay, children.

651
00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:50,949
Not now, Grandma.

652
00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:53,033
I brought you some cookies.

653
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,492
Playing computer games?
- Yes. Bang, bang.

654
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,495
Pow.

655
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,367
Won't you try a cookie?
- Now's a bad time.

656
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,783
What are those funny things?

657
00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:11,533
Oh, boom.

658
00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:13,832
I'll put one in for you, sweetheart.

659
00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,958
Are they yummy?
- Chantal?

660
00:43:18,292 --> 00:43:20,454
Do you want one too?

661
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:28,536
If it's so fun, maybe we can
play it with Grandpa sometime.

662
00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:30,994
Sure, Grandma.

663
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,458
We just had sex with your Grandma.

664
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,914
Don't get me wrong, Ploppi.
The fantasy films and chips are great,

665
00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,370
but I don't want to have cybersex
for the rest of my life.

666
00:43:57,708 --> 00:44:01,622
I didn't even want to date you,
but you were so dominant.

667
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,541
Sorry, I thought you wanted it too.

668
00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,746
Don't you ever
want to touch a girl for real?

669
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,083
Is there someone else?

670
00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:16,332
Ploppi! Tell me!
- Chantal...

671
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,874
Tell me.
- No, get off!

672
00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,449
Or I'll have to kiss you.

673
00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,328
No! There was a girl!

674
00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:24,199
Amrei.

675
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,073
We were in the math olympics together,
and she was so good with numbers.

676
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,000
And she loved to speak Elvish.

677
00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:37,126
Was she so ugly,
or why don't you want to date her?

678
00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,284
She has a clubfoot
and fell into a depression.

679
00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:43,537
Now she doesn't call back.

680
00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,538
But I wrote her a love poem once.
In binary code.

681
00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,749
But I never sent it off.

682
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,450
Get off. Off!

683
00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,574
I don't think she even likes me.

684
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:07,242
It really smells like
primary numbers here.

685
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,580
Anyway, I don't need my pussy
wired every week.

686
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,538
So I thought I'd help Ploppi
hook up with that Amrei.

687
00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,162
If she's disabled too,
it's a perfect match.

688
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,787
Is she that emo chick from Schiller
who got sent to therapy

689
00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:22,575
for biking on the highway?
- I'll contact her.

690
00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,409
She won't talk to you.
They hate pretty kids.

691
00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:29,907
You still have those ugly boots?
The ones that look like they're Hitler's?

692
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,492
Oh, you have them on.
Can I borrow them?

693
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:35,120
Gimme a smoke.
- Don't have any.

694
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,707
Mr. Miller, no!

695
00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:39,283
See you.
- No! -Chill!

696
00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:41,537
Not those.
- What's the matter?

697
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:43,700
Not those, Mr. Miller.

698
00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,491
Mr. Miller!

699
00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:57,491
Man, is this crack?

700
00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:01,910
Since when do you smoke crack?
Seriously?

701
00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,325
Another one.
- This is not good at work.

702
00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,409
Just one more drag.
- You used to be addicted!

703
00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:11,911
Just one.

704
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,536
No!
- Run!

705
00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:16,333
Drugs are not good for you!

706
00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:29,956
Something bad has happened!
Mr. Miller took crack and now he snapped!

707
00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,374
Have you seen Chantal?

708
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,332
Find Chantal for me, okay?
- What?

709
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,116
Come on, let's find her.

710
00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,448
Go.
- I see.

711
00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,330
We're a team!
- We have to get him to come down.

712
00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:53,498
But how?

713
00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,324
Not with an injection.

714
00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:57,750
I don't have <i>that</i> with me.

715
00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,040
My mom took <i>that</i> away.

716
00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:04,494
Diazepam is the only quick remedy.
He'll be calm, and with a pulse.

717
00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:08,490
But it's a rectal suppository.
- How will we stick it up his ass?

718
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,916
Well, it's doable.

719
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,082
You assholes!
Untie me now!

720
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:33,376
Whoever does it is going to get it back.
- Gerster can't see him like this.

721
00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,250
Danger, pull his pants down.
- What if he farts?

722
00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,033
Then we won't smell your sweat.

723
00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:42,039
It's not my fault.
The doctor said it's testastatrone!

724
00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:47,208
Oh my god, it's huge.
- I'm out!

725
00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,534
I'll do it.

726
00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:53,910
Grandma always puts Nivea on it.
- Gimme your lip gloss.

727
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,497
No, it was expensive!
Gigi Hadid uses it on Snapchat!

728
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,537
Go ahead, use it up!

729
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,540
It's important.

730
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,159
Mr. Miller? Relax your anus.

731
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,456
Ow! Chanti!

732
00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,908
Then you have to make him swallow it.

733
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:31,288
But I don't know
how that will change the effect.

734
00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,954
You fuckers, gimme the shit
and I'll forget this...

735
00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:37,079
It's the drug speaking, not you.

736
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,663
Now swallow it.
- Or suffocate!

737
00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:44,033
You guys are sick.

738
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,491
Fuck off!

739
00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:55,250
Mr. Miller!

740
00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:57,704
He's out of it!

741
00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,578
What's going on?

742
00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:03,329
Ms. Gerster's coming!
- No!

743
00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,953
Danger?

744
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,662
You're killing him!

745
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,411
Mr. Miller?

746
00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:29,665
I changed my clothes!

747
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:35,908
Mr. Miller...
- Hey!

748
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,366
Hi.
- Hey.

749
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,623
So?
- So?

750
00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:46,327
Now don't be silly.
I need a few signatures for insurance.

751
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,242
My pleasure.
- Good.

752
00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:55,245
Why are you sweating?

753
00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,708
Because it's hot.
- Uh-huh.

754
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:00,869
A hot topic.

755
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,538
We're on it.
We're in the fast lane!

756
00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:10,997
So motivated, huh?
- Most def. Hey, Gerster!

757
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,744
Careful, okay?

758
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:15,700
How about that demonstration lesson?
- Yeah, right.

759
00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:22,031
Demonstration lesson!
Demonstration lesson!

760
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:24,791
Demonstration lesson!
- Are you serious?

761
00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:30,950
I'm a good teacher.

762
00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:33,409
I can do it. Really!

763
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,584
I want you to be proud of me.
- Well...

764
00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,662
Yes. Mr. Miller,

765
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,871
I'm glad you see this
as something long-term.

766
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,037
Very well, I'll check the schedule.

767
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,991
Yes!

768
00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:58,494
<i>Wake up!</i>

769
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:03,991
Yeah.

770
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,369
Demonstration lesson!

771
00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:31,703
Oh, god.

772
00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,040
Out!

773
00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:38,994
No, not you! Where did you get it?
Do you take it?

774
00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:42,371
What are you yelling for?
- She had crack with her.

775
00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:46,831
Why didn't you tell me?
We have procedures for this.

776
00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:50,126
How long have you been taking the drug?
- Not at all.

777
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:56,576
The cigarettes
are from my mom's boyfriend.

778
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,366
Is that so?

779
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:03,244
I... I steal them from her sometimes
so she can't smoke with him.

780
00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:06,371
She scares me when she smokes it.
She trips out.

781
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:13,742
I don't want to be the one
with the crack mom.

782
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:23,539
This frazzles me out more than the finals
of Germany's Next Top Model.

783
00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:28,910
There's something else. Mr. Miller.
- What else?

784
00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:35,206
I stole 250 euros
from Ms. Enzberger's cubicle.

785
00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:37,204
Who cares?

786
00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,124
Oh, uh, well...

787
00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,625
Why?
- Stealing just sucks.

788
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:44,000
I'll pay it back from the competition,
I swear.

789
00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,875
What did you buy with the money, make-up?
- No!

790
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,198
No.

791
00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,247
My mom wants me to pay her rent
as long as I'm not working.

792
00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,705
She doesn't want me to go to school.

793
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,913
She says it's wasted on me.
- Yeah.

794
00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,454
This is it.

795
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,912
If I freak out, you just give a cough.

796
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,573
Hey, by law she's old enough
to leave school.

797
00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:27,036
Maybe no one told you, but not everyone
quits after 9th grade.

798
00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:31,239
You watch your tone of voice.
Who do you think you are, anyway?

799
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:35,198
You can't fool kids into thinking
they can pass their A-levels.

800
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:36,911
I'll tell you something:

801
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:40,531
My sister, my half-sisters,
the other half-sister,

802
00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:44,201
all my cousins and my 2nd cousin,
Chantal's dad, that is,

803
00:53:44,542 --> 00:53:47,865
none of them graduated
And we're doing just fine.

804
00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,575
We went and got our hands dirty.

805
00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:53,914
We learned how to work.
And so can she.

806
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:59,078
Mom, I can help out after school.
- No! Young lady, we talked about this!

807
00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,367
I'm so fed up with this crap!

808
00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:06,240
Always hanging out at school,
doing nothing, earning nothing.

809
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:09,251
I have to support her.
But the fact is,

810
00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:12,455
we all know
she's too dumb for A-levels.

811
00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,330
And now fuck off.
- You want me to fuck off?

812
00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:19,786
You think I can't handle you intellectuals?
- You can fuck off!

813
00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:23,744
You want me to sue you?
- Yeah, go right ahead.

814
00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:27,240
But it smells like
you spent your legal budget on liquor.

815
00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:30,956
Your breath reeks so bad,
I don't dare light a cigarette.

816
00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:32,491
Mom? Mom, chill.

817
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,198
Is this the thanks I get, huh?
For all the money I spend on you?

818
00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:43,330
For feeding your fat ass at my counter?

819
00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:45,124
Is this how...
- Hey!

820
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:48,121
I didn't want off-duty stress,
but this is going too far.

821
00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,199
Shut your trap, you...

822
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:55,031
Now you listen to me:
If Chantal comes to school

823
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:58,664
with a single bruise,
or if you throw one more thing at her,

824
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,539
the public health department
will pay you a visit,

825
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:05,834
and your filthy, piss-reeking pub
will be shut in no time.

826
00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:10,246
And if your boyfriend
brings drugs home again,

827
00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,449
or takes drugs in front of Chantal,

828
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:15,751
he will stop by with some buddies
and burn the whole place down.

829
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:20,369
Well.

830
00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,325
What a productive
parent-teacher talk that was.

831
00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:27,411
I think it's time for lunch. Chantal?
- What are we having?

832
00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,742
Pizza.
- Vegetables would be good.

833
00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,665
And vegetables.

834
00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:39,161
Hi, Zeki.

835
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:42,989
Hey, Jackie.
Make me a Bloody Mary, will you?

836
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,832
I'm still drunk.

837
00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,367
I always thought,
what good is Judo?

838
00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,746
Judo, Judo, Judo, I thought,
it's way too physical!

839
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,745
Can you buckle up, please?

840
00:55:57,417 --> 00:56:00,251
Remind me to let you take over
my parent conferences.

841
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,161
Two-fifty.

842
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,908
<i>Whassap? I want to party tonight.</i>

843
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:14,914
She's crazy. She just dodged
a beer glass, now she wants to party.

844
00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:18,956
Are you in a WhatsApp group with them?
- I tapped Chantal's phone.

845
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:20,874
Someone has to check on them.

846
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:23,791
<i>Party at the Fantasia tonight!</i>

847
00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:27,577
They're going out drinking again.
They're supposed to study!

848
00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:30,909
Time for a little lesson.
- The Fantasia, huh?

849
00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:34,789
Last time I was there I was 16. Can I come?
- No!

850
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,367
Please! I could use some cool music.

851
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,958
I don't want to be seen with you.
- I don't believe you.

852
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:44,618
Even teachers like to party,
even teachers have time off,

853
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,624
even you can come along.

854
00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:48,873
Or maybe not.

855
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,333
ID, please.
- Yes, of course.

856
00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:57,454
That was a joke. This is Paco.

857
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:00,453
ID, huh?

858
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,833
Your retards are here,
the DJ is briefed.

859
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,198
Strippers use the second door, please.
Thanks.

860
00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,078
That's Amrei, by the way.

861
00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:17,497
That's her?
I don't see what's wrong with her foot.

862
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,579
You only see it when she walks.

863
00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:22,999
Man, the music sucks!

864
00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:26,041
You're the one who wanted to go out
once more before it's over.

865
00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:30,494
Why are you such a buzz kill?
- Did you think anyone would talk to you?

866
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:34,865
Oh, Amrei!

867
00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,079
Now look.

868
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:41,991
Oh, okay.

869
00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:45,124
Yeah, she's cute...

870
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:48,037
... but not cuter than me.
- No.

871
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:53,739
But tell your friends to keep an eye on you
when you take it.

872
00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:56,079
Yeah.
Can I still screw when I'm on it?

873
00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:58,833
For sure. Like a rabbit.

874
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,283
There.
- Oh.

875
00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:11,244
Let him in, he's with me.

876
00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:12,744
Go ahead, kid.

877
00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,751
Where are the drinks?
- Burak, how much did you drink?

878
00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,791
He grinded up on me from behind again.

879
00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:45,909
Are you an alcoholic or what?
Gimme that!

880
00:58:47,417 --> 00:58:51,206
Hey party people! What's up?
I thought you're studying?

881
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:55,244
OMG, go away. You're the oldest
person here. That's so embarrassing!

882
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,290
Oh, thank you.

883
00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,745
What? I thought we could hang out a bit.

884
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:06,747
Teachers and students.
Dream team, quality time. Huh?

885
00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:11,699
I used to party here. I loved it!

886
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:14,947
Wanna do a selfie? This is so cool!
- OMG, let's go.

887
00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:16,332
Me too!
- No!

888
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,991
Yes!
- No!

889
00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:25,954
I don't feel anything.
Shit!

890
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,833
Stop embarrassing us!

891
00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:32,915
Short time-out!

892
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:42,916
Chantal, Daniel,
Burak and Zeynep!

893
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,917
Thanks for partying
with your teachers tonight!

894
00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:54,082
You are my absolute favorite students!

895
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,492
Okay, time to go home
and do your homework!

896
01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:12,951
Britney!

897
01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:32,783
Biggi!

898
01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:35,333
I am Britney!

899
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:38,413
No, I'm Britney, you are Madonna.

900
01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:40,908
Hey, Biggi!

901
01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:33,749
Hey, Madonna!

902
01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:35,704
When is your new record out?

903
01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:39,831
Tomorrow is school.
What was in that drink?

904
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,741
Why are you shouting?
- The music!

905
01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:44,700
There is no more music, you're tripping!

906
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:48,539
It's not <i>your</i> music!
- Hey, I'm Britney!

907
01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:50,958
Get in!
- I don't want to.

908
01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:53,659
Danger, Laura, get in the car!

909
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,538
Worst evening ever.

910
01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,916
Hey, where do I live?

911
01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:10,870
It's so dangerous
as an attractive young woman,

912
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,575
people are always putting something
in your drink.

913
01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:19,615
<i>Miller and Enzberger,
to the Principal's office, ASAP-issimo.</i>

914
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,541
It's like with George Orwell.
- You get used to it.

915
01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:34,126
This is trending.
And no matter how often I watch it,

916
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:37,080
I can't seem to find
the pedagogical value in it.

917
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,742
I think someone was...
- Pardon?

918
01:02:40,083 --> 01:02:42,496
... impersonating me.
- Were you on drugs?

919
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:46,372
And why would you do such a thing?
- Now the whole surprise is ruined,

920
01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:50,118
It's part of the anti-bullying seminar.

921
01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,161
Ms. Enzberger needed a hashtag
for the seminar, and this is part of it.

922
01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:59,453
To make the students aware of how fast
such embarrassing videos can spread online.

923
01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:03,246
And then reconsider their behavior?

924
01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:10,450
I'm holding the seminar?
We have to report the theft.

925
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:14,741
If you get the cops involved, she'll be
kicked out of school and that's it.

926
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:18,406
What is the hashtag?
- "Stop shaming".

927
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:21,538
"Stop WebShaming", I think it was.
- Yeah, right.

928
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:25,869
You have a budget for the seminar.
Weren't you going to get an expert?

929
01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:27,995
What a little busy bee.

930
01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:31,205
Wants to do everything herself.

931
01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:33,283
All right, fine.

932
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,827
Zeynep! Amrei is meeting someone.
Yeah, I'm on it.

933
01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:51,909
The emos are chilling at the cemetery.

934
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:54,617
I'll call back later.
- Isabell!

935
01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:01,829
Are you crazy? Isabell?

936
01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:04,332
Let go of me!

937
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,957
You don't understand a thing!

938
01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,706
I'm meeting someone!
- You come back! I want you to fight!

939
01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:13,534
And I'm taking away your computer
for good!

940
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,250
Are you Isabell?

941
01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:43,665
Yeah.
- Wow...

942
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,040
It's so strange meeting for the first time
in person, after all the chatting.

943
01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,790
Yeah, so what's up?

944
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,450
I mean, I'm in such a shitty mood again.

945
01:04:55,792 --> 01:05:00,332
I have the mobile home. My grandpa
didn't notice that I stole the keys.

946
01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:02,750
I have everything for the party, too.

947
01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:07,664
You don't look so sick.
- You're saying that to a cancer patient?

948
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,491
Oh, Amrei!

949
01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:13,084
Oh, god, I'm sorry.
I know it doesn't always show.

950
01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,454
That's okay.
I'm wearing heavy make-up.

951
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,866
Ow.

952
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:23,781
Tell me if my nose starts to bleed.
That happens sometimes.

953
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,959
I really liked your poem about Hades.

954
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,287
That we'll all go to Hades
and be free at last.

955
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:34,916
Yeah, thanks. So sweet of you.

956
01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:41,414
I have everything you need
to hide out until it's time.

957
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,495
No more online contact. It's safer.

958
01:05:43,833 --> 01:05:45,825
But next Wednesday we meet at the pier.

959
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,949
Here's the address. If it gets too cold,
call and I'll bring you some blankets.

960
01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,616
I'll do that.

961
01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:53,790
Come on, Ines.

962
01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:56,912
See you soon, companion.

963
01:05:57,625 --> 01:05:59,537
Yeah... take it easy.

964
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,166
That's such a beautiful gravestone.

965
01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:06,165
I'd like one just like it.

966
01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:10,369
So, Ploppi,

967
01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,621
they want to run away,
to a town... I forgot the name.

968
01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:17,076
They want to be free.
I think they have problems at home.

969
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,414
<i>Chantal, you have to stop them.</i>
- Relax, I'm on it.

970
01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:23,997
I want to find out a little more.
Maybe I can interview them.

971
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,576
"Runaways in Private".
Do you think that could be a good article?

972
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:31,323
<i>When will you give her my letter?</i>
- OMG, it's always about you!

973
01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,742
Piss off!
Hey, piss off!

974
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,957
Is this the Paralympics or what?

975
01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:43,658
Get her, Mats!

976
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,367
You jerk!

977
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,999
Who was that?

978
01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:59,580
Good morning! Okay.
- Morning.

979
01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:03,622
Sure, there are anti-bullying experts
for 250 euros.

980
01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,871
But we teachers
keep getting new challenges.

981
01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:09,580
Bullying, some of you might think,

982
01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:13,823
is something we can deal with
in the schoolyard.

983
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:18,290
No, we can't.
We'll deal with it here today, together.

984
01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,161
Remember the annual sports event,

985
01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:23,872
when Ariane ran the 200-meter race
like crazy?

986
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:26,450
She left everyone in the dust,
right Ariane?

987
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,751
Yup.
- But she stopped, just before the finish.

988
01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:34,532
I shouted, "Ariane, keep running!
You're winning!"

989
01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:37,034
And what did you say?
- "No, no, no."

990
01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:40,701
Ariane waited.
She wanted everyone to finish together.

991
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:45,119
She took her best friend's hand and
finished with her. Then what did you say?

992
01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:49,331
"We'll do it together."
- We'll do it... together.

993
01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:53,042
We will do it together!

994
01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:57,324
That's the line I want you to remember
after this seminar is over.

995
01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:02,040
Okay, who wants to share
what it feels like when people bully you?

996
01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:05,492
So everyone knows what it means.

997
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,824
Who has the courage?

998
01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:13,749
Take your time.

999
01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:17,291
Oh, man!
- My eyes are burning!

1000
01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:20,117
Maybe not that much time.
- Me.

1001
01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,499
Okay, wow.
Come on up.

1002
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:24,915
Mr. Miller!

1003
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,573
Tell us who mistreated you
in the teachers' room.

1004
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:34,031
Well, there's this kid who...

1005
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:37,038
He annoys me.
- Danger.

1006
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:40,539
I didn't like him,
because he's weak and he's afraid.

1007
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,540
Horrible traits.

1008
01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:45,454
The kid I'm talking about is...

1009
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,992
No, I won't tell you.

1010
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:52,950
He lived in an orphanage
after his mother died.

1011
01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:55,830
He's too skinny, looks like a gypsy,
and he stinks.

1012
01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:59,160
Danger!
- Now we know who it is.

1013
01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,906
He doesn't shower because the older kids
stuff soap in his mouth,

1014
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,155
and hold the showerhead in his face
until he can't breathe.

1015
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:10,119
At school no one wants to sit next to him
because he's dirty.

1016
01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:16,499
He doesn't wash his T-shirt because it
has a sweat stain that looks like Tupac.

1017
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:22,244
Everyone calls him gypsy.
No one asks how he's doing.

1018
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,538
Then he starts smoking.
But not cigarettes, crack.

1019
01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:28,825
He thinks it makes him cooler.

1020
01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:33,741
He just wants to be part of the game, or
have a teacher ask if everything's okay.

1021
01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:36,917
But no one asks,
and no one notices anything.

1022
01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:41,449
Not even when he starts skipping school.
He could vanish and nobody would notice.

1023
01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:46,116
And why don't you like the boy?
- I said I <i>didn't</i> like him.

1024
01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:49,701
Because I don't like to be
reminded of him.

1025
01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:54,161
But I think they would've thought twice
if they'd heard his story or why he stinks.

1026
01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:57,910
Because he's afraid
to use the showers.

1027
01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:02,157
Or that they tattooed a penis
on his shoulder with a knitting needle,

1028
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,583
which is why he won't take part in sports.

1029
01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:08,740
I didn't like him because
he never learned how to ask for help.

1030
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:12,037
He could've found his way more easily,

1031
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,416
and become something other than...

1032
01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:16,415
... a teacher.

1033
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:20,243
Who's he talking about?
- Why do you think I have this lame tribal?

1034
01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,906
But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo
who has a penis on their shoulder.

1035
01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:27,075
Okay, I broke the ice.

1036
01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,915
Thank you, Mr. Miller.

1037
01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,040
Who else dares to speak up?

1038
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,208
Come on. Go ahead.

1039
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,287
Be brave.

1040
01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:41,616
Justin. Come on up.

1041
01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:50,291
At the speed of light!

1042
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:55,406
Justin, what's the worst thing
the others did to you?

1043
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:59,243
They tied me to the drone
in my underpants.

1044
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,950
Then they posted pictures of it
in the WhatsApp group and added me,

1045
01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,995
so I would see the photos.

1046
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:10,913
And everyone threatened to do it again

1047
01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,040
if I told anyone.

1048
01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:17,031
I have to add that your WhatsApp groups
are really anti-social, guys!

1049
01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:20,576
I was photographed from behind
picking something up.

1050
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:24,039
That was not okay.
My ass looked huge.

1051
01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,249
My mom wanted to call the police,

1052
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:32,157
but I said I'd handle it on my own,
because I'm not a baby anymore.

1053
01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:37,827
And I told you to take it off Facebook.

1054
01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:41,614
And you said you would...
if I jump off the roof

1055
01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,078
shouting "I can fly."

1056
01:11:47,042 --> 01:11:49,125
And my bone was sticking out,

1057
01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,158
and I didn't even cry.

1058
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,118
I thought someone
might visit me at the hospital,

1059
01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:56,500
but not even my best friend came.

1060
01:11:56,833 --> 01:12:00,201
Because they told him
that if he visited me...

1061
01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,871
You said we were best friends!

1062
01:12:04,167 --> 01:12:05,453
Willy,

1063
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:09,160
why didn't you stick by me?
- I'm sorry.

1064
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,656
I'd just like to know what it's like
when everyone sticks together.

1065
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,040
Like in the movies, where the outsiders
are always cool in the end.

1066
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:21,493
Show them why you wear the mask.
Go on.

1067
01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:31,990
My aunt has one, too.
A 'branding' or something.

1068
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,707
Sorry, that wasn't cool of us.

1069
01:12:41,042 --> 01:12:42,249
Hey!

1070
01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:44,996
Let's all get undressed! For Justin!

1071
01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:48,614
Yeah, we'll all take a photo together.
In underwear, too!

1072
01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:52,035
Yeah! Come on, everybody!
- Let's do it!

1073
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,834
Please remember to use the hashtag
"StopWebShaming,"

1074
01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:07,285
for which Chantal and I
already made a little video.

1075
01:13:21,042 --> 01:13:23,329
I'm getting a boner
with all these naked chicks.

1076
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,492
OMG, you didn't really say that!

1077
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,911
If you get any closer to me with your
sweaty smell, I swear I'll kill you.

1078
01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:34,578
Are you bullying me for having feelings?
What did you just learn?

1079
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:37,663
Please accept my penis!

1080
01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:39,540
Go away, dude!

1081
01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,415
Oh, god!

1082
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:45,164
Okay kids, everyone can get dressed again.
That's enough, thanks.

1083
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,203
Thanks.

1084
01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:53,284
Hello! I have something to say, too.

1085
01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:57,698
So far. it's been all about the ugly kids,
and the retar... Okay, never mind.

1086
01:13:58,208 --> 01:14:01,576
I wanted to say
that it's a little like bullying

1087
01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:05,619
when you've been at the school
for so many years, like me,

1088
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:08,120
and suddenly you realize

1089
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:11,208
that none of the teachers
believe in you.

1090
01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,616
You know?

1091
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:17,119
Like, if nobody believes in you at home,
and you realize it's the same at school,

1092
01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:21,656
somehow it's as if the door to the future
is being held shut,

1093
01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,699
and you can't get through.

1094
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:26,162
Chanti, you badass!
- Yeah, Chanti!

1095
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:33,619
Well,

1096
01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:37,451
I'll admit it's sometimes hard to believe
that people can rise to the occasion.

1097
01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:42,162
But if you or anyone else here writes
a very good article for the school paper,

1098
01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:47,617
that would really help our school. So yes,
I do hope, and I believe in you, Chantal.

1099
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,492
Thank you, Ms. Gerster.

1100
01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,082
Goodness, please.
- Just a sec.

1101
01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:57,455
Okay, and now let's take a photo
for

1102
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,332
Smile...

1103
01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:04,992
Ooops!
- Honestly, Chantal!

1104
01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:09,034
Ms. Enzberger, this is a bit too cozy.
It's awkward.

1105
01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,663
Okay, kids, that was it.
Back to class.

1106
01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:16,031
I learned a lot, I hope you did too.
Bye.

1107
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:25,076
Interview, Class Fart,
Leimbach-Knorr tells all.

1108
01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:31,115
Without Spanx, would you wear
two sizes larger, yes or no?

1109
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:34,747
Would you rather date
a 16- or an 18-year-old?

1110
01:15:34,917 --> 01:15:36,374
Did you know Hitler personally?

1111
01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,870
Excuse me?
- If so, what was he like?

1112
01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:41,291
You're nuts.
- How often do you have sex?

1113
01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:45,202
You think these yellow press questions
will win the Class Fart an award?

1114
01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,662
What is this?

1115
01:15:50,292 --> 01:15:53,831
You will not print this.
- The editorial board already approved it.

1116
01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:56,329
There's no one on the board besides you.

1117
01:15:56,667 --> 01:16:00,581
Ingrid, since I've been in charge,
the Class Fart is super-successful!

1118
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,286
We're not on a first-name basis.

1119
01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:05,417
Leave now and you'll get nominated
for "worst teacher outfit".

1120
01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:07,036
Successful?

1121
01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:10,285
Mr. Miller secretly buys every single copy.

1122
01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:13,496
Who do you think wants to read this?
- Yeah, right.

1123
01:16:13,667 --> 01:16:16,284
Check the boiler room.
He wants to impress Ms. Gerster,

1124
01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:19,417
so he makes up all kinds of nonsense.

1125
01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:23,573
You know what you really need?
Someone to tell you how it really is.

1126
01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:28,537
You and your hoodlums will never
pass the performance test.

1127
01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:32,120
These ashtrays!

1128
01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:36,791
OMG, no! She's lying.

1129
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:55,038
Look what I found in the boiler room!

1130
01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:56,991
You're lying!
- No!

1131
01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:01,031
And those essays weren't ours either!
He just made it all up to look good!

1132
01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,912
I'm a crappy journalist!

1133
01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,916
And you're all failures too.

1134
01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:09,082
We'll never amount to anything. Never.

1135
01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:12,660
But I can sing. That part was true.
- No, you can't!

1136
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,583
Why would he do that?
- He wants us to be motivated.

1137
01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:18,660
So we think we're real people
and pass the performance test.

1138
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,457
So we'll study and stuff.

1139
01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:23,205
But we'll never be normal people!

1140
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,492
We're damned to be
what came out at the JIC!

1141
01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:28,120
Geriatric nurse!

1142
01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:34,080
I'm having a negative orgasm.

1143
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:37,209
Archeetect always felt weird to me.

1144
01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:42,369
ART CLUB EXHIBIT

1145
01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:44,579
It looks like a baby made mine.

1146
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,287
I don't want to be a baby anymore!

1147
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,245
I hit the wrong note there.

1148
01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,872
That wasn't professional to you?
- Calm down, bro.

1149
01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,165
We shouldn't have trusted him.

1150
01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:40,031
Mr. Miller, you butthead!
Come on out!

1151
01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:42,037
Thanks for all the lies!

1152
01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:44,662
Those weren't our childhood essays!

1153
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,038
You fucked with us!
We're failures!

1154
01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,832
Fuck school!

1155
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,537
Why isn't it burning?
- Give me a real bottle!

1156
01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:56,741
Are those Molotov cocktails?

1157
01:18:57,083 --> 01:19:00,531
Yeah, in a plastic bottle.
- We don't have a future!

1158
01:19:03,417 --> 01:19:05,750
You said
you'd let me out in front of school.

1159
01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:09,746
This is so embarrassing!

1160
01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:23,375
Why are the Smurfs on your iPod?

1161
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:26,451
Turn it off! It's my sister's!

1162
01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,203
Stupid kid!

1163
01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:32,539
Here.

1164
01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,494
Daniel, don't overdo it!

1165
01:19:34,833 --> 01:19:36,574
Or what? Huh?

1166
01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:45,448
I thought you could use a little
motivation. Now don't freak out!

1167
01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:50,074
You were the only teacher who told us
the truth, but you're like all the rest!

1168
01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:54,574
We want the answers to the exam, or else
we'll tell the police everything about you!

1169
01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,082
Hey!

1170
01:19:58,542 --> 01:20:00,124
What... what was that?

1171
01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,665
Theater Club!

1172
01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,665
Shit.

1173
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,950
Have a good lunch!
- You too!

1174
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,870
FEDERAL MINISTRY
OF EDUCATION

1175
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,915
WRONG PASSWORD

1176
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,624
<i>Eckhart, this is Erika
from Schiller School.</i>

1177
01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:16,330
<i>The test better be hard.
No more gifts to Gudrun.</i>

1178
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,036
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

1179
01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:22,282
<i>And please set the graduation assignments.
Other states already have theirs.</i>

1180
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:24,332
Oh, shut up.

1181
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:27,708
PERFORMANCE TEST - GERMAN

1182
01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:32,533
READING ASSIGNMENTS

1183
01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:37,872
"Faust Il"?
Oh god, there's more than one part.

1184
01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:40,954
This is child abuse.

1185
01:21:43,458 --> 01:21:45,996
"THE GODFATHER"

1186
01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:48,540
At least I know that one.

1187
01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:52,910
And then, all of a sudden,
my copy card was blocked.

1188
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:55,287
So I call the technician,

1189
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,617
but of course no one comes!
- Really?

1190
01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:01,030
So I took apart the whole machine,
piece by piece.

1191
01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,162
We're looking for Mr. Miller.

1192
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:06,167
His Art Club applied for
a scholarship.

1193
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,824
That's me.

1194
01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:09,699
Oh.

1195
01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:13,706
We'll have a look at the pieces.
Where's the exhibit?

1196
01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:16,288
Upstairs, but...
- Oh, upstairs!

1197
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,832
But I'm not sure if...

1198
01:22:25,167 --> 01:22:27,750
Niki di Saint Fail!

1199
01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,705
What do you think?
- You watched 'Ghost' too often.

1200
01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:47,117
There's no sign on that one.
- Danger!

1201
01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:50,995
It fell over.

1202
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,951
What's the piece called?
- What's he on about?

1203
01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,625
"What's He On About." That's funny.

1204
01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:03,455
We'd like to add it to the catalogue.
- Why?

1205
01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:08,325
We want to give you a scholarship.
And you'll get a museum subscription.

1206
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:12,119
Maybe you can study art after graduation.
- But I'm not good at school.

1207
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,575
Doesn't matter,
as long as you graduate.

1208
01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:17,534
What you've done here is special. Angry.

1209
01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:19,874
And sad.

1210
01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:23,991
In schools we mostly see conformist crap.
This packs a punch.

1211
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,366
Dope.

1212
01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:37,909
Eew, fish!

1213
01:23:41,208 --> 01:23:43,291
Awesome job, Danger.
- Right on, bro.

1214
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,415
So who's dumb now? Boo-hoo-hoo.

1215
01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:49,452
"We're failures. You lied to us.
Blah-blah-blah." Look at Danger.

1216
01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:52,291
What he can do
you can do too.

1217
01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,456
But see if I care. Here,
the answers for the performance test.

1218
01:23:57,792 --> 01:24:00,990
Copy it, memorize it,
begin your lives with a lie.

1219
01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:04,996
I know what I'm talking about.

1220
01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:09,456
You can get away with it until your 20s,
then it's all downhill.

1221
01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:13,456
You'll never know what you're capable of
if you don't even try.

1222
01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:18,867
School is the only place you can rise
above yourselves. If you don't get it here,

1223
01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,534
then life will fuck you over.

1224
01:24:26,167 --> 01:24:29,456
If the door to your future
is being held shut,

1225
01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:32,990
then kick it in, Chantal!

1226
01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,665
Your decision.

1227
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,663
The answers!
- Wait!

1228
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,116
Why?

1229
01:25:00,417 --> 01:25:02,033
Mr. Miller!

1230
01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:03,911
I know I'm good!

1231
01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,412
I believe in myself,
and I believe you!

1232
01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:10,871
Go study.
- Okay!

1233
01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:19,871
But how do you do that?

1234
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,957
What?
- We want to know how to study.

1235
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,366
In return, we'll help you in sports class.

1236
01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:38,872
For each class, there's a book
with reference material in the back.

1237
01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:40,908
For every book there's another book?

1238
01:25:42,042 --> 01:25:45,114
Yes, Chantal.
- And how do you find them?

1239
01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:48,454
Under the author's last name.

1240
01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:51,199
Oh, wow.

1241
01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:43,375
So many letters!

1242
01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,574
And words!

1243
01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:29,786
Are you losers?
- No!

1244
01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:31,324
Are you dumb?
- No!

1245
01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:33,662
Do you believe in yourselves?
- Yeah!

1246
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,699
I'm excited, guys.
- With adverb?

1247
01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:39,037
Deeply excited.
- We're so good.

1248
01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:44,240
Good luck. Jammer is active.
No more googling. We start now!

1249
01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:48,741
11TH GRADE PERFORMANCE TEST

1250
01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:17,082
Oh my god!

1251
01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:20,533
Mr. Miller!

1252
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:25,496
We can stay at school
and try for A-levels.

1253
01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:26,823
That's right.

1254
01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:30,205
And I'm working on the best article.
- Very good.

1255
01:28:30,542 --> 01:28:31,953
We all passed!

1256
01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,124
Mr. Miller had known it.

1257
01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:37,371
Always this past-Heidi-Klum-perfect.
- Huh?

1258
01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:39,995
Nothing, never mind.

1259
01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:42,665
Mr. Miller.

1260
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,367
Ploppi, Ploppi,
give me the love letter.

1261
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:48,786
Don't bend it.

1262
01:28:49,542 --> 01:28:50,828
"0-1-1-0..."

1263
01:28:51,167 --> 01:28:52,453
Whatever.

1264
01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:05,950
So this is your grandpa's?
- Yes.

1265
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,913
A friend of mine
drives without a license too.

1266
01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:20,666
So cute, with all the candles!

1267
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,832
Uh... okay.

1268
01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:41,747
I'm so glad we're taking this journey.
- Yeah, there's something I need to say.

1269
01:29:42,083 --> 01:29:44,791
To freedom.
- Girls, you sure drink a lot, but okay.

1270
01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:48,994
Cheers to beers
and legs behind your ears.

1271
01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,249
Yuck, what is this?

1272
01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,745
Emo Colada, or what?

1273
01:30:01,667 --> 01:30:02,999
Okay, no homo!

1274
01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:07,283
Hades, here we come. Together.

1275
01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:09,787
Yeah, what I wanted to say is,

1276
01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:12,583
I can't go to Hades with you, because

1277
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:16,827
I studied so hard for this one test,
and, yeah, I passed!

1278
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:19,913
Besides. I have something for you
from Ploppi.

1279
01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:22,582
Who's that?
- Etienne.

1280
01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:26,328
My companion.

1281
01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:32,496
How do you know him?
- So. I suggest

1282
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,246
that we talk a bit about your problems,

1283
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:40,040
along the lines of "smart people can be
bummed too", then we'll take some photos.

1284
01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:44,245
That heater sure stinks, huh?

1285
01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,781
Anyway, maybe we could take a picture
for my article too,

1286
01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:51,792
showing you meeting Ploppi,
where it looks like

1287
01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:55,539
he's stopping you just before
you run away from home. Yeah?

1288
01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:57,574
So, question...

1289
01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,709
Hey, this is really kicking in.
- Isabell?

1290
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:04,166
We just drank a toast.
We're going to die.

1291
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:08,700
I thought this is
a booze cruise to Hades?

1292
01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:11,242
Hades is the Greek underworld.
What did you think?

1293
01:31:11,583 --> 01:31:14,747
Uh, I thought it's a party location
in Bulgaria.

1294
01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:17,915
You're having delusions.

1295
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,833
OMG, you want to kill yourselves!

1296
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,617
Honey, we agreed on all this in the forum.

1297
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:32,035
Remember, Isabell? You have cancer.
- But he loves you!

1298
01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:35,707
No one loves us.

1299
01:31:38,542 --> 01:31:41,034
And once we're asleep, it'll all go fast.

1300
01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:44,709
No, but I don't want to die.
I don't have cancer!

1301
01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:48,120
It's okay, you're just scared.

1302
01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:52,372
That's normal. But you said
we have to give each other strength,

1303
01:31:52,542 --> 01:31:55,956
to go through with this together.
Now be strong, Isabell.

1304
01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,083
But you have to read the love letter.

1305
01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:13,374
This is nice.

1306
01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:17,583
What was in that drink?

1307
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:22,990
No...

1308
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,579
Siri...

1309
01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,158
... Ploppi.

1310
01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,832
<i>Ploppi, Etienne.</i>

1311
01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:40,080
<i>Any new developments?</i>
- I don't want to...

1312
01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:42,116
... die.

1313
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:53,289
Are you gonna do that the whole drive?
- I'm afraid so.

1314
01:32:54,042 --> 01:32:56,284
I have to imitate the engine.

1315
01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:03,874
It has to be here somewhere.

1316
01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,371
Where?
- Take the next right.

1317
01:33:13,958 --> 01:33:16,996
When 50% of hemoglobin molecules
bind with carbon monoxide,

1318
01:33:17,167 --> 01:33:18,658
you lose consciousness.

1319
01:33:33,958 --> 01:33:35,244
Turn them over.

1320
01:33:35,583 --> 01:33:36,664
Get them out.

1321
01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:40,949
The next one.

1322
01:33:46,167 --> 01:33:48,124
They're only unconscious.

1323
01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,083
Who are you screwing?

1324
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,832
Well, I can't... won't answer that.

1325
01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:06,250
I wish I could be unconscious too.

1326
01:34:15,167 --> 01:34:18,160
I'm here. Everything will be fine.

1327
01:34:22,792 --> 01:34:25,079
Is this a dream?

1328
01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:36,322
You can give me a hug too,
you know, for not being dead.

1329
01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:38,207
I don't wanna catch herpes.

1330
01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:40,788
Can you tell me what that was all about?
- No idea.

1331
01:34:40,958 --> 01:34:44,156
Dead Emo Society? I didn't realize
they wanted to kill themselves.

1332
01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:46,412
They're nuts.
- No more Netflix for you!

1333
01:34:47,167 --> 01:34:50,911
I shouldn't have stopped taking my meds.
I'm so embarrassed about this.

1334
01:34:53,625 --> 01:34:56,743
I should have given you the letter

1335
01:34:57,083 --> 01:35:00,042
much earlier.

1336
01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,703
Binary code.

1337
01:35:08,958 --> 01:35:10,950
Oh, Etienne!

1338
01:35:12,667 --> 01:35:14,750
Such sweet words!

1339
01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:17,541
Yeah, Advanced Elvish, or what?

1340
01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:20,208
When are your parents finally coming?

1341
01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:23,874
Just so it's clear:

1342
01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,040
This was not for nothing.

1343
01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:28,825
You owe me one,
you suicide bitches.

1344
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,413
I wanted to hook you up,
not kick the bucket.

1345
01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:34,417
Oh god, who dressed me in this?

1346
01:35:40,208 --> 01:35:43,622
Hey Zeynep, I need my make-up
and some fresh clothes. I'm going live.

1347
01:35:44,542 --> 01:35:47,250
No, girl, not Insta-live.
Oldschool live.

1348
01:35:53,792 --> 01:35:56,990
<i>The group of suicidal kids
was saved by a teacher</i>

1349
01:35:57,208 --> 01:36:01,157
<i>who apparently had his students chipped
as a last resort against truancy.</i>

1350
01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:04,656
<i>How do you feel?
- A salary bonus would be nice.</i>

1351
01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:08,417
<i>Do you enjoy being a teacher?
- No, but I try to hide it.</i>

1352
01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:12,330
<i>He chipped us so he can find us
whenever we fuck up.</i>

1353
01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,617
<i>He's just the best.
- Yeah.</i>

1354
01:36:14,792 --> 01:36:17,455
<i>Worm treatment's next,
then she's ready for life.</i>

1355
01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,909
<i>What happened
in that camper, Amrei?</i>

1356
01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,875
<i>I can't say, I have
an exclusive interview with...</i>

1357
01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:26,285
<i>With the "Class Fart".
I'm the editor, I rescued her.</i>

1358
01:36:26,625 --> 01:36:28,287
<i>Chantal?
- Yes, that's right.</i>

1359
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:35,119
What a hero. Don't we all wish we had
a teacher like that. That's it from me,

1360
01:36:35,458 --> 01:36:36,619
<i>back to the studio.</i>

1361
01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:41,325
Eckhart?
- Gudrun, your school's in the news.

1362
01:36:41,667 --> 01:36:42,999
Oh, really?

1363
01:36:43,167 --> 01:36:45,625
I have 67,
now 68 new registrations for the GCS.

1364
01:36:45,958 --> 01:36:48,291
Parents want their kids chipped.

1365
01:36:48,458 --> 01:36:52,122
Your school ensures safety
after those suicidal kids were rescued.

1366
01:36:52,292 --> 01:36:54,534
You mean by Mr. Miller, the "problem"?

1367
01:36:54,875 --> 01:36:57,947
The man's a genius.
Since when do pupils cheer their teacher?

1368
01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:00,162
Normally they gun us down!

1369
01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:04,623
You got more registrations in four hours
than the SCG got all last year.

1370
01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:07,990
I thought comprehensive schools
were a lost cause?

1371
01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:11,205
Yes. Yes, I made a mistake.
GCS has to stay,

1372
01:37:11,375 --> 01:37:13,742
you're totally famous.

1373
01:37:14,708 --> 01:37:17,621
I'll give you the funds
for the restroom renovation,

1374
01:37:17,958 --> 01:37:21,156
and 6 square miles
of Erika's catchment area.

1375
01:37:22,125 --> 01:37:23,241
Gudrun?

1376
01:37:23,417 --> 01:37:24,953
Are you still there?
- Yes.

1377
01:37:25,292 --> 01:37:30,162
I have an inquiry from "Spiegel" magazine,
they want to distribute the "Class Fart".

1378
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:33,664
Do you realize
how this will help your budget? Gudrun?

1379
01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:37,372
No idea.
What about the Bunsen burners?

1380
01:37:41,708 --> 01:37:45,452
Oh my god, I didn't know
that "Spiegel TV" had a magazine too.

1381
01:37:48,792 --> 01:37:50,124
Look, it's me!

1382
01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:51,824
Look at that make-up!

1383
01:37:52,542 --> 01:37:54,750
And there you are, too, Amrei!

1384
01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:04,161
I want to buy all the copies, and I want
a discount because I'm on the cover.

1385
01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:10,249
Don't mind me.

1386
01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:14,620
Good morning.
- Morning!

1387
01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:16,991
Ploppi, clean the blackboard.

1388
01:38:19,250 --> 01:38:22,789
Mr. Miller, put away the beer,
it's time for your teaching demonstration.

1389
01:38:24,375 --> 01:38:26,332
Are you prepared?
- Of course.

1390
01:38:27,375 --> 01:38:29,788
What's the topic?
- What do you think?

1391
01:38:32,833 --> 01:38:35,246
Sit down.
It would be cool if we could...

1392
01:38:35,458 --> 01:38:36,790
What was I going to do first?

1393
01:38:36,958 --> 01:38:39,701
Just tell us what to say.
- Quick!

1394
01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:43,698
Fuck,
I need to use the toilet again.

1395
01:38:44,042 --> 01:38:47,535
OMG, he's so confused! We have to
help him with his demonstration lesson.

1396
01:38:48,167 --> 01:38:49,157
Shit.

1397
01:38:50,500 --> 01:38:53,823
Here's a text, but no thingy...
- Teaching objective!

1398
01:38:54,583 --> 01:38:57,326
Here's a text and a picture.
- An interpretation!

1399
01:38:58,292 --> 01:39:02,161
Tadpoles and a machine!
- He doesn't like tadpoles!

1400
01:39:02,333 --> 01:39:03,995
OMG, only four more minutes!

1401
01:39:04,167 --> 01:39:07,456
Let's read the book. Everyone one page!
Mark whatever sounds smart.

1402
01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:10,083
No, I don't want to read it.
It's about gays.

1403
01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,583
"Homo Faber" is a wordplay
on homo sapiens.

1404
01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:15,037
We're all homo sapi...
- I'll punch you one!

1405
01:39:15,208 --> 01:39:18,406
Oh, come off it!
I mean, who was it who blew Burak?

1406
01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:22,327
It was a drinking bet.
- We were kids, and it was only two seconds.

1407
01:39:22,667 --> 01:39:25,580
It was a little longer, bro.
- It's normal to experiment.

1408
01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:27,909
Here's something else...

1409
01:39:28,250 --> 01:39:31,539
Mr. Gehlen, Ms. Sturz-Grube,
Ms. Bergmann and I

1410
01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:34,083
wish you good luck.

1411
01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:44,661
Here we have a picture.

1412
01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:48,406
Who can tell me what it means?
Yes?

1413
01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:52,619
I think it has to do with Homo Faber's
problem with nature.

1414
01:39:52,958 --> 01:39:56,122
Zeynep, nice!
- Can someone tell me a, you know,

1415
01:39:56,292 --> 01:39:58,625
a text passage?
- Yeah! Here...

1416
01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,159
Here.
- The homo changes.

1417
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:06,493
Faber changes, yes. But why?

1418
01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:08,741
Why does he change?

1419
01:40:08,917 --> 01:40:10,658
Because...
- He falls in love.

1420
01:40:10,833 --> 01:40:12,745
Because he falls in love. With Elisabeth.

1421
01:40:14,583 --> 01:40:16,791
With Elisabeth, yes.

1422
01:40:17,125 --> 01:40:19,458
Don't we all have an Elisabeth...

1423
01:40:19,958 --> 01:40:21,620
... for whom we change?

1424
01:40:29,083 --> 01:40:33,032
How do the changes in Faber's character
become evident?

1425
01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:36,917
He gets interested in other things
all of a sudden.

1426
01:40:37,083 --> 01:40:39,951
He gets... nicer.

1427
01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:44,289
Yeah, and he's no longer so...
unemotional.

1428
01:40:44,542 --> 01:40:47,330
Instead, he shows more human traits.

1429
01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:51,656
He's more likable. You want him
to be happy, to find his place in life.

1430
01:40:54,667 --> 01:40:56,533
Text passages?

1431
01:40:58,167 --> 01:40:59,908
Yeah, the foreigner.

1432
01:41:03,792 --> 01:41:05,328
All the best.
- Mr. Miller!

1433
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:08,492
I'm proud of you.
You saved the school.

1434
01:41:08,667 --> 01:41:11,990
You brought out the best in your students,
and in yourself.

1435
01:41:12,167 --> 01:41:16,662
It pays off to believe in every
problem student, until the very end.

1436
01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:20,708
You did good, assholes.

1437
01:41:25,625 --> 01:41:28,868
You were great, Mr. Miller!
- You were a real teacher!

1438
01:41:29,042 --> 01:41:30,829
Yeah, well done!

1439
01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:33,413
Hey, Danger doesn't smell anymore!

1440
01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:35,495
Yeah, you've reached adulthood.

1441
01:41:36,167 --> 01:41:37,703
Not at all.

1442
01:41:42,417 --> 01:41:43,908
ONE YEAR LATER

1443
01:41:44,083 --> 01:41:46,325
Freedom is the word
teachers hear most often.

1444
01:41:46,500 --> 01:41:49,413
The freedom to live
a self-determined life,

1445
01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:51,324
without interference.

1446
01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:54,789
But the end of your school years
is not synonymous with

1447
01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:59,623
the beginning of freedom. Instead,
school is the foundation for freedom.

1448
01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:02,492
And now, right here and right now,

1449
01:42:02,667 --> 01:42:05,205
we have the graduating class
of two thousand...

1450
01:42:05,375 --> 01:42:07,492
<i>Blah-blah-blah!</i>
- This microphone...

1451
01:42:07,833 --> 01:42:10,371
<i>Oh, my tampon slipped,
I'd better check.</i>

1452
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,037
<i>No, it's still there.</i>

1453
01:42:15,417 --> 01:42:18,740
<i>Funny, why is everyone looking at me?
Is there something on my face?</i>

1454
01:42:20,958 --> 01:42:24,156
<i>Hello?
Does anyone here happen to be single?</i>

1455
01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,741
<i>Okay, I'll stop now</i>

1456
01:42:26,917 --> 01:42:30,456
<i>and finally give those buttheads
their report cards.</i>

1457
01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:42,208
Thanks, Chantal and Daniel, we're all sad
that the time has come to part ways.

1458
01:42:43,833 --> 01:42:46,746
Mr. Miller? Please come on stage now

1459
01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:49,409
and hand out the report cards, all right?

1460
01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,624
A 

1461
01:42:54,958 --> 01:42:55,914
Nerd.

1462
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,207
A-

1463
01:43:03,542 --> 01:43:05,283
C-

1464
01:43:12,125 --> 01:43:14,208
C-

1465
01:43:19,292 --> 01:43:20,828
C-

1466
01:43:21,417 --> 01:43:23,158
Good work.
- Thank you!

1467
01:43:24,458 --> 01:43:25,619
D!

1468
01:43:33,333 --> 01:43:34,289
Hello?

1469
01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:39,994
Today we got our A-levels.
And it was not easy.

1470
01:43:40,667 --> 01:43:43,410
If you have a vision early on in life,
like me,

1471
01:43:43,750 --> 01:43:47,118
and you know you want to
be a journalist, then that's a gift.

1472
01:43:48,542 --> 01:43:52,536
Above all, we want to thank Mr. Miller
for always believing in us.

1473
01:43:54,375 --> 01:43:56,037
Hello, Mom.

1474
01:43:56,375 --> 01:43:58,367
I forgive you.

1475
01:43:59,458 --> 01:44:01,541
To all the students who come after us,

1476
01:44:01,875 --> 01:44:05,289
we hope you get him as a teacher.
Because he's the best.

1477
01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:09,618
He saw more in us than many others did.

1478
01:44:10,458 --> 01:44:14,202
And he always wanted us
to win in the end.

1479
01:44:15,292 --> 01:44:19,582
Mr. Miller, we'll always think of you
later in life, when we're unemployed.

1480
01:44:22,625 --> 01:44:24,366
Yeah, Chanti!

1481
01:44:25,083 --> 01:44:28,247
Thanks. And in case you filmed this,
link me on Instagram.

1482
01:44:31,667 --> 01:44:35,286
How emotional you are.
Must be your first graduating class, right?

1483
01:44:43,125 --> 01:44:46,323
Are you touched? You never thought
you'd achieve this, did you?

1484
01:44:47,792 --> 01:44:49,579
Nope.

1485
01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:55,122
<i>Guess who got an internship
at a regional paper?</i>

1486
01:45:56,500 --> 01:45:57,786
<i>Me.</i>

1487
01:46:07,167 --> 01:46:10,865
<i>My article about a sodomist rabbit breeder</i>

1488
01:46:11,208 --> 01:46:12,995
<i>won the newcomer award...</i>

1489
01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:19,535
<i>... and got me a traineeship
with a kick-ass magazine.</i>

1490
01:46:24,125 --> 01:46:26,959
<i>Zeynep is an intern
at an environmental organization</i>

1491
01:46:27,125 --> 01:46:30,118
<i>and gets to use her singing talent
with the seals.</i>

1492
01:46:43,958 --> 01:46:47,076
<i>Danger took the entrance exam
at an art school.</i>

1493
01:46:47,417 --> 01:46:51,081
Can someone hit me?
I have to get angry.

1494
01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:53,079
Like Hulk.

1495
01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:58,536
Nope.

1496
01:46:58,708 --> 01:47:01,780
<i>Laura decided to do
a social year in Africa,</i>

1497
01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:04,666
<i>and fell in love
with a student from Hanover.</i>

1498
01:47:08,042 --> 01:47:09,408
Normally I can do better.

1499
01:47:09,750 --> 01:47:12,413
Mr. Becker, you can go now.

1500
01:47:12,750 --> 01:47:16,289
<i>She was fair enough
to inform Danger via text message.</i>

1501
01:47:16,625 --> 01:47:18,366
... I THINK IT'S BETTER
IF WE SPLIT UP.

1502
01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:22,291
That bitch!

1503
01:47:27,750 --> 01:47:29,958
I told her a thousand times

1504
01:47:30,292 --> 01:47:32,124
not to go to Africa!

1505
01:47:32,458 --> 01:47:34,791
What am I supposed to do now?

1506
01:47:35,125 --> 01:47:38,243
It's so hard
to find a good girlfriend,

1507
01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:40,784
who accepts you the way you are!

1508
01:47:50,250 --> 01:47:52,993
I hate her!

1509
01:47:53,333 --> 01:47:56,326
I hate you, Laura Schnabelstedt!

1510
01:48:00,375 --> 01:48:02,412
I loved you!

1511
01:48:48,625 --> 01:48:49,741
Done.

1512
01:48:55,542 --> 01:48:56,703
What happened, yo?

1513
01:48:57,875 --> 01:48:59,241
I'm in, bro!

1514
01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:04,034
<i>Burak is in training with the police,</i>

1515
01:49:04,208 --> 01:49:07,576
<i>and secretly made a copy
of the key to the evidence room.</i>

1516
01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:14,118
<i>Hey, you! Identity check!
Take off your clothes, please!</i>

1517
01:49:14,458 --> 01:49:17,747
We're checking for skid marks!

1518
01:49:23,750 --> 01:49:25,366
No cell phones in class.

1519
01:49:25,542 --> 01:49:27,329
<i>Mr. Miller got a new class.</i>

1520
01:49:31,375 --> 01:49:32,832
Something's on your face.

1521
01:49:33,167 --> 01:49:36,865
<i>But the Asshole Group will always have
a special place in his heart.</i>

1522
01:49:56,333 --> 01:49:58,541
Eckhart!
One isn't working.

1523
01:53:07,583 --> 01:53:10,417
I'm on your side,
which saved your school head...

1524
01:53:10,583 --> 01:53:12,074
... I mean head.

1525
01:53:12,542 --> 01:53:15,660
I need to report something positive.

1526
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:18,707
What happens to me...

1527
01:53:19,792 --> 01:53:22,500
... if we close?

1528
01:53:23,417 --> 01:53:24,953
Uh...

1529
01:53:26,167 --> 01:53:28,250
We, uh... this is...

1530
01:53:28,708 --> 01:53:31,166
I'm not stuck, I was acting.

1531
01:53:33,167 --> 01:53:35,250
Don't get political!
- Come on!

1532
01:53:35,417 --> 01:53:36,953
Uh... Gudrun!

1533
01:53:37,167 --> 01:53:39,750
You know... Go on!

1534
01:53:41,750 --> 01:53:43,958
Oh, he has red... the red...

1535
01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:45,957
Shit!

1536
01:53:47,667 --> 01:53:51,707
Pass the coffee over... Martina.
- Meike. We were on a class trip together.

1537
01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:56,334
That's right.

1538
01:53:58,000 --> 01:53:59,241
Pass the coffee.

1539
01:54:02,708 --> 01:54:04,244
Hey! Pass the coffee,

1540
01:54:04,542 --> 01:54:08,661
Martina.
- Meike. We were on a class trip together.

1541
01:54:09,375 --> 01:54:12,823
Experts in suicide, or what...
- Yup.

1542
01:54:13,167 --> 01:54:16,285
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...

1543
01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:18,992
I don't know.

1544
01:54:19,333 --> 01:54:21,791
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram...

1545
01:54:21,958 --> 01:54:24,371
The look on your face.
- I'm sorry!

1546
01:54:24,708 --> 01:54:27,621
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?

1547
01:54:27,792 --> 01:54:30,580
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...

1548
01:54:30,750 --> 01:54:32,332
Exper...

1549
01:54:32,500 --> 01:54:34,241
It's really tricky.

1550
01:54:34,583 --> 01:54:38,577
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for it...

1551
01:54:39,417 --> 01:54:40,749
Shit.

1552
01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:45,456
Experts developed highly
complex algorithms for this...

1553
01:54:45,792 --> 01:54:48,956
You call this motivational?
Can you reprogram it?

1554
01:54:49,125 --> 01:54:52,994
Experts developed, uh, highly
complex algorithms for this...

1555
01:54:56,708 --> 01:54:59,621
Sorry.
- I had to laugh too. Crazy.

1556
01:55:00,667 --> 01:55:01,953
I had to laugh, too.

1557
01:55:02,292 --> 01:55:05,535
What was different?
- They're fucking.

1558
01:55:07,833 --> 01:55:10,246
Not only in my thoughts.

1559
01:55:13,958 --> 01:55:15,620
Around 11.
- Oh.

1560
01:55:15,917 --> 01:55:18,955
Oh. When the big hand
points to "around" or what?

1561
01:55:19,625 --> 01:55:20,991
Yeah...
- What?

1562
01:55:21,167 --> 01:55:22,408
Could you ask again?
- Of course.

1563
01:55:22,583 --> 01:55:23,824
Thanks.
- Sure.

1564
01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:29,826
Why was there a needle in there?
- Ouch.

1565
01:55:32,583 --> 01:55:34,540
No, I can't!
Too much saliva!

1566
01:55:40,958 --> 01:55:43,325
No, I can't!
Too much saliva!

1567
01:55:49,958 --> 01:55:51,244
Oh, stop.

1568
01:55:56,708 --> 01:55:57,915
Strange.

1569
01:56:04,917 --> 01:56:05,953
<i>And, action!</i>

1570
01:56:14,458 --> 01:56:16,871
You throw it to her.
- Throw it, don't shoot it.

1571
01:56:17,083 --> 01:56:18,995
Just throw it.

1572
01:56:22,750 --> 01:56:25,242
Ready?
<i>- Look at Gizem.</i>

1573
01:56:25,750 --> 01:56:27,161
<i>And, action!</i>

1574
01:56:27,500 --> 01:56:28,536
<i>Action!</i>

1575
01:56:31,542 --> 01:56:34,501
Stay in! Stay in there!

1576
01:56:41,458 --> 01:56:42,744
OK, fuck, I...

1577
01:56:43,083 --> 01:56:44,199
<i>Action!</i>

1578
01:56:46,125 --> 01:56:47,286
<i>Can't keep it in?</i>

1579
01:56:47,625 --> 01:56:49,207
It stinks.

1580
01:56:49,917 --> 01:56:52,000
<i>Sorry about that.</i>

1581
01:56:54,458 --> 01:56:56,165
We're on.

1582
01:56:59,042 --> 01:57:00,624
From the top!

1583
01:57:06,042 --> 01:57:07,704
Just drink it!

1584
01:57:07,958 --> 01:57:10,200
Stop, stop!
- You spit on me.

1585
01:57:10,375 --> 01:57:12,287
Why are you shouting?

1586
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:14,411
<i>And, action!</i>

1587
01:57:19,750 --> 01:57:21,912
Stop! Wait, stop drinking!

1588
01:57:22,083 --> 01:57:23,665
One more time.
<i>- And...</i>

1589
01:57:26,250 --> 01:57:27,912
Okay, now!
<i>- Action!</i>

1590
01:57:32,292 --> 01:57:35,285
But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo
who has a penis, too.

1591
01:57:35,792 --> 01:57:38,079
No! No, no.

1592
01:57:38,792 --> 01:57:40,749
It looks like a baby made mine.

1593
01:57:49,208 --> 01:57:51,291
It looks like a baby made mine.

1594
01:57:54,958 --> 01:57:56,199
Again.

1595
01:57:56,542 --> 01:57:58,454
Burak Altaschar...

1596
01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:00,662
... C !

1597
01:58:01,417 --> 01:58:03,124
He couldn't make it.

1598
01:58:12,625 --> 01:58:14,833
Bullshit.

1599
01:58:15,917 --> 01:58:18,125
Oh, man!

1600
01:58:27,833 --> 01:58:30,792
Okay, who do we have here? Wait...

1601
01:58:31,125 --> 01:58:32,411
<i>And, action!</i>

1602
01:58:38,333 --> 01:58:39,949
Zeynep...

1603
01:58:51,083 --> 01:58:53,325
You're arrested because of sexy!

1604
01:58:53,500 --> 01:58:55,366
My number is 110.

1605
01:58:57,417 --> 01:58:58,828
Aram!

1606
01:59:02,958 --> 01:59:05,120
Are they broken off?

1607
01:59:07,125 --> 01:59:08,241
No.

1608
01:59:08,542 --> 01:59:10,750
No.
- You can bend them back.

1609
01:59:11,083 --> 01:59:14,406
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1612
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