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Did you see that over there? Did you see
that? Fucking broad, big tits, man.

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Holy shit.

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Man, just like back when we were male
strippers, huh?

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You'd go after the big tits, you know?
You used to go after the ones with the

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big tits. Yeah, I know I prefer nice
asses, but did you see that little

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mini skirt on her, too?

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Holy shit.

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Still over there.

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Yeah.

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Why don't you go see if she needs a ride
or some shit like that?

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Okay, okay, I'm gonna go get her, okay?

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What?

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You meet this little, oh, Jesus Christ,
look at the tits on this girl.

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You like that, huh? Hi, my name's John.

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Hello, I'm Fawn.

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Fawn, hi, Fawn.

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What's going on, man?

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Fawn needs a ride, so we're going to
take her. She needs a ride? She was

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for a ride? Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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So, okay.

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I'll get in the back, I'll get in the
back, I'll get in the back.

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Were you waiting for somebody to give
you a ride? I mean, we don't want to

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interrupt on any business that you have.

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It doesn't matter. Your ride wasn't
standing you up or something?

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Yeah, while you guys take care of me.

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So, okay.

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She wants it off. We'll take care of
her. I'll take care of her.

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I promise.

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Oh.

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Woody, does this happen to you all the
time when you drive around?

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All the time. Convertible.

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Convertible. Yeah.

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The old American car. Yeah, it's an
American car and it's a convertible.

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like it.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my fucking God.

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Oh, man.

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Shit, man.

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You ever see anything like that before?

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Once.

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But only in the movie.

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Ooh.

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I thought we were gonna go to the gym.

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No, I'm just gonna leave you at the
corner up here. I think

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No, she's busy here. I wanna come along.
Wait a second.

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What? I'm gonna give you a workout.

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I'm in California, driving around in a
convertible, getting head.

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Oh, yeah.

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Do you mind if I just, like, put you
down and grab her ass? Oh, fuck.

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Oh, what a great ass.

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Oh,

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man,

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her pussy's wet, Woody.

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Woody, her pussy's wet.

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Woody. Woody. I'm going to have to take
her back to the house. I'm going to have

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to drop you off, John. Wait, no.

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Yeah, you're going to have to go.

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We're in the middle of nowhere. Where
the fuck are we, man?

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This is where you belong, is nowhere.

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God damn it, we're half a mile from your
house.

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That's it. Out of the car, John.

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Wait,

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wait, look at this button.

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God damn you, Woody.

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God damn you.

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I'm going to kill you.

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You got to leave the house. I'll see you
later.

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God damn you.

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Come on, man.

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We can do this.

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She better be hot. I'm sure they're
probably trying to seduce her right now.

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You're going to fucking jail for
nothing.

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Listen, take it.

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She's got an incredible ass, too. You
wouldn't believe her fucking ass.

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It's a beautiful round ass.

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What about her pussy?

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I didn't see her goddamn pussy.

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I didn't see her pussy.

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Somebody see us. Somebody see us. Fuck,
man. We better

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not get in trouble, John.

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No, no, no.

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Listen, he's a friend of ours, man.

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He's a friend of yours.

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This chicken, I don't see chicken. I
don't know what it is.

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Incredible. I've got to have her, John.

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Great stuff, huh?

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Oh, man, she's so fine.

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Yeah, yeah. I've got to have her.

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Listen, why don't we just, like, pretend
we're the pool man or something like

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that? You want to pretend you're the
pool man?

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Yeah. Yeah, but look at my... Okay,

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yeah. Pretend you're the pool man, you
know, and just, like, tell her that

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you've got to clean up the pool.

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And, and, and, and, and... Where's the
proof, though?

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Right here, right here.

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Okay,

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great. Go on out there.

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Thank you so much for doing this.

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Where the fuck am I?

101
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You know, this isn't the pool you're
supposed to be cleaning today.

102
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It's the one down the street.

103
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I'm sorry, ma 'am. I work with this guy,
and he doesn't know what's going on.

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Oh, really?

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This is my camera. Actually, I'm just
kind of fucking around. But, you know,

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have an incredible body.

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Thank you very much.

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Look at that.

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John.

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You left me on the fucking street, man.

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Every time I get a decent girl, you guys
come over.

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Can you just, like, get up on your hands
and just a little bit for me? Hey, hey,

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hey, that's mine. Get away from there.
Come on.

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John.

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No,

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no, no, no. I don't want to share this
time.

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I want this all to myself.

118
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You know, actually, I got the biggest
thing of all time.

119
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He's lying, bud.

120
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Yeah, I got it. We know that.

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It's really my fault.

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Please.

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Wow.

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Oh.