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Kai, hurry up. It's your stepmom. Can
you hurry?

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Uh, I just got in the shower.

3
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I mean, can you hurry up? You know, I
only have one bathroom. Me and your dad

4
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are supposed to go out and do something,
you know.

5
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I'll probably be a while.

6
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Are you done yet?

7
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Uh, kind of.

8
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Hold on.

9
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Like, seriously, how much longer?

10
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Soon, I think.

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You're freaking kidding me right now.

12
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Now, I'll be... Oh, um...

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What the fuck? Get out of here.
Seriously.

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Sorry.

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Jesus, I can't be fucking... I didn't
know that's what you're doing in there.

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Why do you knock?

17
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I mean, whatever.

18
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Is everything okay with you and your
girlfriend?

19
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What are you doing jacking off in the
bathroom?

20
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I mean, if you have to know, we broke up
a week ago, so...

21
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I'm just kind of extra horny recently.

22
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Oh. I mean... I'm so sorry I

23
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thought you guys were doing so well.

24
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I mean, I thought so too, but I guess
not.

25
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Well, um... Why didn't you tell me? I
mean,

26
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that was the whole reason we stopped
fooling around, right?

27
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Um, I mean...

28
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I thought it was more because of my dad
than my girlfriend.

29
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I mean, yeah, that too, but I mean, when
you got with her, you wanted to make

30
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sure, you know, to do the right thing,
so she's gone.

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I mean, yeah, I guess I do miss it. I
mean, I thought about coming to you, but

32
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just, I thought, you know, with my dad
going on more dates and stuff, maybe you

33
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guys were, like, trying to make it work
or something.

34
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I mean...

35
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We have been. I mean, you do see that,
but I mean, still, you know,

36
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I kind of miss our thing.

37
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Yeah, I mean, I do too.

38
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Well, you know, I could help you out
with that.

39
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I mean, I didn't finish, but I mean,
what about my dad? Isn't he going to be

40
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home soon? What are you guys going on
that date?

41
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I mean, you know, I...

42
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kind of give myself some extra time. So
we saw about an hour,

43
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you know.

44
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And trust me, he's busy.

45
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So what do you say I help you out?

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I guess just one more time.

47
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Yeah.

48
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I miss helping out with that.

49
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I did miss that so much.

50
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Yeah, it's been so long, right?

51
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Oh my God, I never thought it was going
to be as good as you did.

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um um

53
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Oh, this is so much better than jerking
off.

54
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My bad.

55
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No, she would have told me.

56
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Ha ha.

57
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I can't fuck my makeup up.

58
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You know, I have to stay ready for your
dad.

59
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He definitely can't find out.

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Yeah, definitely.

61
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Don't tell him about that.

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I haven't had a taste of this deck in
way too long.

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Do you really miss fucking your stepmom?

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Fuck yeah, I do.

65
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Yeah?

66
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Let's take it to the room.

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Right now?

68
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Yeah. Okay, think about time.

69
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Fuck yeah.

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Oh. Oh.

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Hmm.

72
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Holy fuck man.

73
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I fucked your makeup up.

74
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What about your date?

75
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Um, I can fix that. What time is it? I
don't know. Where's the phone? Here, let

76
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me do that.

77
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Yeah, please, can you?

78
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Yeah, no problem.

79
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Shit.

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Oh, man.