1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,915 [theme music] 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:16,799 ♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪ 3 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,890 ♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪ 4 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:24,502 ♪ some people need To help somebody ♪ 5 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,940 ♪ when the edge of Surrender's in sight ♪ 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,682 ♪ don't you worry ♪ 7 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:33,685 ♪ it's gonna be all right ♪ 8 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,777 ♪ 'cause I'm always ready ♪ 9 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,303 ♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪ 10 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:49,614 ♪ I'll be ready [I'll be ready] ♪ 11 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:53,314 ♪ never you fear [no, don't you fear] ♪ 12 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:56,708 ♪ I'll be ready ♪ 13 00:00:56,882 --> 00:01:02,192 ♪ forever and always, I'm always here ♪ 14 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,517 ♪ 'cause I'm always ready ♪ 15 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:26,173 ♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪ 16 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:33,528 ♪ I'll be ready [I'll be ready] ♪ 17 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:37,532 ♪ never you fear [no, don't you fear] ♪ 18 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,709 ♪ I'll be ready ♪ 19 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:46,280 ♪ forever and always, I'm always here ♪ 20 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:50,936 [theme music] 21 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,345 -there you are. 22 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,912 Okay, take it away. 23 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:15,831 [crowd noise] 24 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,459 -hey, my cleverness doesn't Stop with inventions, 25 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,069 I got all sorts of great ideas 26 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,376 On how to do just About everything. 27 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:41,900 -come on. 28 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,164 [laughing] 29 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,038 -why don't you get really Clever and fax your lunch over. 30 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:52,824 -fax snacks, I like it. It's got a nice ring to it. 31 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,305 [laughing] 32 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,654 -we thought you Were gonna panic 33 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,787 If you knew that the island Was going under water. 34 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,528 -it's my duty to protect You, after all I'm the 35 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:03,313 Strong, solid Male and you're the Frail helpless female. 36 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,663 -yes you big strong man you. 37 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,935 -eddie, when I left You at home this morning 38 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,110 You were watching Gilligan's island, 39 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,808 And now you're watching it here. 40 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,418 Don't you think you're Just a little bit fixated? 41 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,551 -uh uh, it's a Different episode. 42 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,205 On different channels All day long. 43 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:29,078 Move, you're blocking mary ann! 44 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,867 -we must get organized. How are we going to stay afloat? 45 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,782 -why don't we build An ark like noah did? 46 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,306 -that's a wonderful idea. 47 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,046 We'll take the raft the Men started to build 48 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,570 A couple of months ago and We'll put a new hut on it. 49 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,050 -god, look at ginger. 50 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,270 All those years on the same Island with the same dress 51 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:48,880 And she still looks fantastic. 52 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,407 -how long have they All been sitting there? 53 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,279 -too long, much too long. Their eyes have glazed over. 54 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:57,367 -thank you. 55 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,892 [laughter] 56 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,459 -hey, you're supposed To be in uniform pal. 57 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,156 -yeah, yeah, yeah Next commercial. 58 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,810 -garner, I'm surprised At you watching this. 59 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,986 -hey look, I just sat Down to time my shoe. 60 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,945 -yeah okay, what do you say We all stop watching gilligan 61 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,468 And do what we're Supposed to be doing, huh? 62 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,209 [shouting] 63 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,298 -come on, don't Touch that dial. 64 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,474 This is my favorite episode. It's the one where 65 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:20,347 The professor thinks the Island is sinking so he devises 66 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,740 This brilliant scheme to build A boat and then they split 67 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,003 Just before the tide Goes out. It's great. 68 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,614 [laughing] 69 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,398 -did I miss a Meeting or something? 70 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,966 -ah no captain, we were just 71 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,055 Checking out the Storm report there. 72 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:36,450 -the weather started Getting rough. 73 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,234 -all I see is sunshine. 74 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,454 Figuring out how to Spend all my millions. 75 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,152 -oh come on, captain, you've Been buying a lottery ticket 76 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,154 Every week for the Last two years. 77 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,547 What makes you think You're gonna win this time? 78 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,375 -persistence pays off. 79 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,202 Besides, would I have any Chance if I didn't buy a ticket? 80 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:53,597 -there is some Logic there captain. 81 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,339 -what's the jackpot Up to now captain? 82 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,036 -70 million dollars. 83 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,603 The lines were around the block, 84 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,866 70 million, and it's All gonna be mine. 85 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,956 -move over thurston howell. 86 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,350 -forget gilligan's Island will you? 87 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,352 We got a whole beach Load of people out there 88 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,093 Who need to be rescued. 89 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:22,191 -29 minutes. Man, you guys At dominos are unbelievable. 90 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:26,456 Yes, here you go. Keep the change, mike. See you around bud. 91 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:35,857 -you gonna eat that All by yourself? 92 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:36,727 -maybe. 93 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,774 [laughter] 94 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,384 Go ahead man, help yourself. 95 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:46,955 -so, gilligan's island was Really your favorite tv show? 96 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:50,175 -was? Man it still Is, always will be. 97 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,657 -everybody's go their Own taste I guess. 98 00:05:56,312 --> 00:06:00,751 -I don't know, growing up an Orphan never having a family 99 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:03,711 Those seven people On that island 100 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,452 Became my family garner, 101 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,193 They were always there For me. What can I say? 102 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,586 -gilligan's island? 103 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,936 -yes, gilligan's island. 104 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,416 -you really did have it Rough didn't you little buddy? 105 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:14,983 -cheap shot man. 106 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:19,901 -[laughing] Thanks, next Time get some napkins. 107 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:22,382 Gotta go. Whoa! 108 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,296 -hey, hey, hey watch yourself. 109 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,255 -thanks. 110 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:33,262 -hey! 111 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:34,959 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 112 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,181 Come on, break it up would ya? 113 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,445 Get a room. 114 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,839 Whoa! 115 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,453 -eddie, you okay? 116 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,110 You okay? 117 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:56,764 -what? Yeah. 118 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,680 I'm fine, I'm a Little embarrassed. 119 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:00,768 -I thought it was lifeguards 120 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,247 Who were supposed to save lives. 121 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,423 -very funny. 122 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,599 -sure you okay now? 123 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,776 -yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 124 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,474 Thanks. 125 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,961 -rescue one, This is kmf 295, over. 126 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,528 -this is rescue one. 127 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,704 -mcclain, we've got a Report of a wave runner 128 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,445 Out off the ocean Side of anacapa. 129 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,272 -what's he doing that far out? 130 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:30,188 -go pick up kramer at tower 15 and check it out, over. 131 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,103 -will do, over and out. 132 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:37,805 [upbeat music] 133 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,298 -straight ahead, see it? 134 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,474 -yeah. 135 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,436 -all right, now try and pull It as close as you can. 136 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,618 Hey. 137 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,620 -thank god you guys showed up. 138 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:11,752 -what's wrong? 139 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,318 -I don't know, my engine died 140 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,929 And I just can't seem To get it to kick over. 141 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,365 -let me give you a hand. See what I can do. 142 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:20,195 Why don't you slide Up a little bit. 143 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:22,893 I don't know how Else to do this? 144 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,591 -this way seems fine. 145 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,814 -put this back in there. 146 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:32,990 All right, let's see Something here. 147 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,123 Why don't you push This button here, 148 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,342 Give it a little gas at The same time, ready? 149 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,040 Oh hey, there we go. 150 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,346 You know what it was? The kill switch was stuck. 151 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,393 All right, you wanna Ride back with us? 152 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,396 -um, no I don't think so. 153 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,571 Thanks for the start though. 154 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:49,920 -no problem. 155 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,618 Give me a hand? 156 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,056 Have a good one. 157 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:00,975 What? 158 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,152 Crank it up and let's get going. 159 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,070 Come on. 160 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,593 -it won't start. I don't Know what's the matter. 161 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:14,597 -huh. 162 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:15,772 -why don't you radio for help? 163 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,821 -rescue one to baywatch, Repeat rescue one to baywatch. 164 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,608 Radio's dead. 165 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,567 It's the electrical system. 166 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,307 -what are we gonna do? 167 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,615 -there's not much we can do. We just, I don't know. 168 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,835 There's anacapa island, We'll drift to the shore 169 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,358 And wait for someone to miss us. 170 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,794 -great. 171 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,754 -you know, there is A bright side to this. 172 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:42,799 There is. 173 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,236 Come on, it's romantic, Think about it. 174 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:49,240 It's just you, Me, the moon, huh? 175 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,199 -well are you sure You wouldn't rather be 176 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,461 Stuck on the island with The girl on the wave runner? 177 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:53,767 -I was just doing my job. 178 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:54,942 -a little too well. 179 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,989 Come on, lighten up. 180 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:00,948 -you lighten up. 181 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:08,346 [whimsical music] 182 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,598 -well... 183 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,299 If you want you can Start a signal fire 184 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,127 And I'll look for food, Or I can start a fire 185 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,694 And you can go look for food. 186 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:52,956 -I'll start the fire and You look for the food. 187 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,349 -thought you'd say that. 188 00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,921 [whimsical music] 189 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:23,813 -hey! 190 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,554 -whoa, uh oh. 191 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,688 -gilligan? 192 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,603 Wait! Wait, gilligan! 193 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,871 Gilligan! Hey! 194 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,394 Hey, gilligan! 195 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,962 Hey, wait up. 196 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,750 [panting] 197 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,535 Hey gilligan! 198 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:56,237 [panting] 199 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,849 Hey, come on I'm Your biggest fan. 200 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,161 Where'd that come from? 201 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,774 -whoa! 202 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,042 -gilligan, man It really is you. 203 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,391 -it's me all right. 204 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,264 Whoa! 205 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,787 -you're hanging off a cliff. 206 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,268 -not for long. 207 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:36,059 Whoa, help. 208 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,673 -am I glad to see you. 209 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,153 -well I'm Kinda glad to see you too, 210 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,111 Whoever you are. 211 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,242 -I'm eddie. 212 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,635 I'm on the island with shauni. 213 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:47,723 And-- 214 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,638 -look out! 215 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,252 Help! Help! 216 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,646 -you know what? Maybe we should yell together. 217 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,690 -good idea. 218 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,605 Together! 219 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,391 -no, no, no. It's no use. Shauni will never hear us. 220 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:06,350 -I'm not yelling for shauni. I'm yelling for mary ann! 221 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,699 -mary ann? 222 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,007 -I'm right here. 223 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,620 -oh man, mary ann and Gilligan all in the same day. 224 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,144 Must be my birthday. 225 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,192 Oh boy. Gilligan, don't look down. 226 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,761 -here, let me help. 227 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,764 Give me your hand, come on. 228 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,681 -don't let go. 229 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,687 -you mean you guys Were really shipwrecked 230 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,471 With the howells, And the skipper, 231 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,908 And the movie star, And the professor? 232 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,300 -yup, that's all of us. 233 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,085 -I thought you Were just a tv show. 234 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,000 -we're really Glad you found us. 235 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,263 For years people have been Getting on and off the island 236 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,873 And we were stuck until now. 237 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,048 -so where's everybody else? 238 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,745 -still on the other island. 239 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,356 The professor finally Was able to build a boat, 240 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,140 But it was so small only Two of us could get in it. 241 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,402 -and here we are, On another island, 242 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,274 A million miles from nowhere. 243 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,537 -soon as baywatch sees our signal fire We're as good as home. 244 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,930 -you mean then we're rescued? 245 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,366 -we're finally rescued? 246 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,063 -they will be here by Tomorrow to pick us up 247 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,325 And they'll pick you up too. 248 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,587 -oh. 249 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,155 And I owe it all to you. 250 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,028 -it's the least I Could do mary ann. 251 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:17,552 Mary ann. 252 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,650 Everybody, let me Have your attention. 253 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:32,045 It is my privilege to introduce Gilligan and mary ann. 254 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,138 -gilligan and mary ann? 255 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,661 -how do you do? 256 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,358 When we got your radio Message we thought 257 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,230 You'd been out in The sun too long. 258 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,753 -it's really them. 259 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,886 -I feel like I've Known you all my life. 260 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:47,974 May I call you little buddy? 261 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:48,975 -sure. 262 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,327 -on behalf of l.A. County lifeguards, 263 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,850 Welcome to baywatch Headquarters. 264 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,549 -wow, this Place is really fancy. 265 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:06,601 -uh, captain, What happened here? 266 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,472 -70 million dollars Happened here, 267 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,213 That's what happened here. 268 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,606 -you actually won 70 million dollars? 269 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,782 -good things happen To those who bet. 270 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:18,526 -uh, gilligan and mary ann, let Me introduce captain thorpe. 271 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,876 -from one famous person To other famous people 272 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,617 It is a pleasure to meet you. 273 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,793 -well I don't Know about famous, 274 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,664 But things are sure different Than they were 25 years ago. 275 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,971 -things are sure different Than they were yesterday. 276 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,843 -there's so much to see. So much has gone on. 277 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:36,500 -well, I could show you Around if you want me to. 278 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,850 -oh yes, I'd like that. 279 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:45,074 -amazing, without Any luxury whatsoever 280 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,946 You managed to survive. 281 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,556 -well the human appetite 282 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,080 For syndicated television Is indomitable. 283 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,560 -you're right, I'm hungry 284 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,083 I can't wait for a Hamburger and fries. 285 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,346 -hamburger and fries are Loaded with cholesterol. 286 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,479 -well nothing fancy. I'll just take ketchup. 287 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:10,230 -I can't believe how these Bathing suits have changed 288 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,101 Since I've been on the island. 289 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,146 -lot of things have changed 290 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,930 Since you were stuck On that island. 291 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,238 -what are you looking at eddie? 292 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,241 -I just, I can't believe it. 293 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,590 You, here. 294 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,681 -I can't believe it Either, you're a real hero. 295 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,857 I've been waiting Forever to be rescued, 296 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,773 And then you came along. It's like a dream come true. 297 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,645 -no, no it's not like A dream come true, 298 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,039 It is a dream come true. 299 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,405 -be careful my dear, That's expensive crystal. 300 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,799 Ah, champagne Service for everyone. 301 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,670 Ladies and gentlemen I would Like to welcome you all 302 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,630 To my new little Boat, the minnow ii. 303 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,067 We are here to Celebrate many things. 304 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,808 Firstly and foremostly, 305 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:10,377 My newly acquired, Enormous wealth. 306 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,031 Secondly, the rescue Of our good friends, 307 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,771 Gilligan and mary ann. 308 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,774 And thirdly, my purchase Of gilligan's rights 309 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,908 To the shipwreck to be Turned into a mini-series. 310 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:23,564 Of course we do need a Dramatic upbeat ending 311 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,872 To the saga of the Castaways' ordeal, and that 312 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,093 Is the reason for our little Excursion this afternoon. 313 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:35,228 We are going to rescue The other castaways. 314 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,707 [cheering] 315 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,013 Mary ann my dear, Please come aboard. 316 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,754 -oh, thank you captain thorpe. 317 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:45,455 -garner, you were in the navy. You're the skipper. 318 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,241 -[laughing] 319 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,682 Gangway! 320 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,858 -I'm sure an old navy man 321 00:17:57,032 --> 00:18:00,035 Will be uniquely Familiar with our waters. 322 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:04,474 Eddie, since you never Finished high school, 323 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,780 You're the first mate. 324 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,046 -skipper! 325 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,876 -and now, let's be off before Interest rates come down. 326 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:15,659 -well said. 327 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:22,231 [romantic music] 328 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,846 -shauni? -ey gad. 329 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,112 -captain thorpe, I heard About the mini-series 330 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,940 And I was so hoping there Might be a part in it for me. 331 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,596 -well we'll see my little Beach bottom, we'll see. 332 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,163 -you never wanted To be an actress. 333 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,688 -things change, eddie, And besides 334 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,212 You already have the Girl of your dreams. 335 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,083 -shauni. 336 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,043 -skipper, if you don't Mind, history awaits. 337 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,743 [upbeat music] 338 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:56,831 Gilligan. 339 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,885 -cast off all lines. 340 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:08,712 -what's a line? 341 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,454 -untie the ropes. 342 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,375 Oh, gilligan! 343 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,903 -all: bye! 344 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:31,779 [upbeat music] 345 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,054 -ah, the thrill of the Open sea, a beautiful woman, 346 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,577 What could be more invigorating? 347 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,710 -it's very exciting Captain thorpe. 348 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,712 -I found the inertial Navigation system 349 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,105 To be quite impressive on board. 350 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,020 I think with such an Array we should have 351 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,066 No problem locating The castaways. 352 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,808 -oh, indeed, direct from Nasa, very very expensive. 353 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,506 -I think I'll go inside And double check the charts. 354 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,768 -do that. 355 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,870 -captain thorpe. -yes. 356 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,046 -I was watching tv last Night and all I could find on 357 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,614 Was these little guys with Mustaches going [silly noises]. 358 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,313 -that wasn't television, That was a video game. 359 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,228 -oh, and then somebody Changed the channel 360 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,272 And they didn't even get up. 361 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,491 -a remote control device. 362 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,362 -ah, then I saw a young woman 363 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,843 And she was wearing her Underwear on the outside. 364 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:39,281 -that was madonna, a very Famous singing person. 365 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,196 -she ought to be able To afford clothes. 366 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,200 -gilligan. Hey, gilligan! 367 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,072 Can I ask you a question? 368 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,335 -you just did. 369 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,860 -how long have You known mary ann? 370 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,818 -well you know, we were Marooned on an island 371 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,733 For 25 years, and you Get to know somebody 372 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,300 Pretty good that way. 373 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,347 -yeah, well I've only Met her for one day now 374 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,914 And, well, I think... 375 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,873 I don't know how to say this... 376 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,266 -well, when we didn't Know how to say anything 377 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,745 We always asked the Professor, then he'd say it 378 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,094 And nobody'd understand it. 379 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,228 -right, yeah well, anyway. 380 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,797 Well I guess the only way to Say it is to just tell you. 381 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:19,974 I love mary ann. 382 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,063 -you love mary ann? 383 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,065 -well, I think I do. I think I do. 384 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,762 What do you think she'd Say if I told her? 385 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,329 -if I were you I wouldn't do it. 386 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,070 -you wouldn't? -no, if I were me I'd do it. 387 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,159 -you? Wait a minute. You love mary ann? 388 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,769 -yeah. 389 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,597 -you were on an island With her for 25 years 390 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:35,903 And you never told her? 391 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,470 -well the timing Never seemed right 392 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:38,384 But now that you've Brought it up, 393 00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,168 I think I'll tell her right now. 394 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:44,912 [thunder] Uh oh. 395 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,263 -gilligan! Gilligan, eddie! 396 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:49,612 Batten down the hatches, 397 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,353 We've got rough Weather approaching. 398 00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,529 There's a big storm coming! 399 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:55,575 -I hope we packed the battens. 400 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:56,793 -I'll Go help the skipper. 401 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,055 -right behind ya. 402 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:02,669 [dramatic music] 403 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,291 -see, there she blows! 404 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:21,252 We can't outrun it. We're going to have to sail Right into the eye of the storm. 405 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,516 Everybody, hold on! 406 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:32,786 Gilligan, go below and Break out the life jackets. -aye aye, skipper. 407 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,049 Batten down some Hatches or something. 408 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:39,488 [blowing wind] 409 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,194 I got ya, gilligan. 410 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:01,945 Don't let go. 411 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,121 Get him. Somebody grab his legs. 412 00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,297 Set him down, set him down. 413 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:11,955 [blowing wind] 414 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,661 I thought we lost you There little buddy. 415 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,582 -could be worse! Could be raining! 416 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:35,022 -oh you had to say it. You had to say it. 417 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:38,765 [blowing wind] 418 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:45,467 -hang on. Hang on. Careful. 419 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,123 Shauni. Shauni, get back. Get back. 420 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,049 I can't hold it. 421 00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:13,495 -shipwrecked again. 422 00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,063 -well at least we're all safe. That's the important thing. 423 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:19,109 -skipper, what are we Going to do? 424 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:22,243 I just bought my first Corporation, thorpe corp, 425 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,114 And I so wanted to be There. This morning, 426 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,029 They're putting my Name on the door. 427 00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:28,118 -what about the movie? 428 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,425 They could give my Part to somebody else. 429 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,645 -you'll get used to That being shipwrecked. 430 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,082 -what was that? 431 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:36,866 -you'll get used to that too. 432 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,615 ♪ just sit right back And you'll hear a tale ♪ 433 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,399 ♪ a tale of a fateful trip ♪ 434 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,576 ♪ that started from This tropic port ♪ 435 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,056 ♪ aboard this tiny ship ♪ 436 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:55,102 ♪ the mate was a Mighty sailing man ♪ 437 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,930 ♪ the skipper brave and sure ♪ 438 00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:59,323 ♪ five passengers Set sail that day ♪ 439 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:04,067 ♪ for a three hour Tour, a three hour tour ♪ 440 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:05,982 [thunder] 441 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,506 ♪ the weather Started getting rough ♪ 442 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,595 ♪ the tiny ship was tossed ♪ 443 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,511 ♪ if not for the courage Of the fearless crew ♪ 444 00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:16,384 ♪ the minnow would be lost, The minnow would be lost ♪ 445 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,517 ♪ the ship set ground On the shore of this ♪ 446 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,736 ♪ uncharted desert isle ♪ 447 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,956 ♪ with gilligan ♪ 448 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:25,001 ♪ the skipper too ♪ 449 00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:29,440 ♪ the millionaire and his wife ♪ 450 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,704 ♪ a movie star ♪ 451 00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:34,663 ♪ the professor and mary ann ♪ 452 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:37,187 ♪ here on gilligan's isle ♪ 453 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:42,105 -I suggest that we build some Form of shelter since I see 454 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,151 No way of determining Our precise location 455 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,153 Without conducting a Systematic surveillance. 456 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:47,894 -harvey's right. Let's build shelter. 457 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,460 -won't that take a long time? 458 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,245 -not if we utilize our Individual abilities 459 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,160 To maximize our efforts. 460 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,901 For instance, skipper, What I want you to do 461 00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:55,989 Is get the saw From the minnow ii 462 00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:57,251 To cut down some Logs from trees. 463 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,383 Gilligan? Gilligan. You help him. 464 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,430 Eddie, gather some Hemp for ropes. -right. 465 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,258 -shauni what I Would like you to do 466 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:07,304 Is to gather some palm fronds And give them to mary ann 467 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,742 To weave them together For wall panels with the hemp. 468 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,570 -oh, I've always Been good at hemp. 469 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,702 Mr. Thorpe. 470 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:18,533 -I'm upper management. Very very upper management I might add. 471 00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,840 -fine, you supervise. 472 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:24,191 Everybody else, let's get to it. 473 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:28,935 Come on little buddy, shauni. 474 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,240 -what's hemp? 475 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,029 -gilligan, we better Get busy on these logs. 476 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:37,857 We've gotta get the hut Built before nightfall. 477 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:41,730 Oh, gilligan! 478 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:47,257 [lively music] 479 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,372 -okay, gilligan, lower the roof. 480 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:16,042 [applause] 481 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:17,696 -well done, lad. Well done. 482 00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:20,437 -how's anybody Gonna fit in there? 483 00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:21,482 -it's bigger inside. 484 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,136 -huh? -trust me. 485 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:43,069 -goodnight captain thorpe. 486 00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:46,725 -night night my boy. 487 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:55,821 -night harvey. 488 00:28:57,692 --> 00:28:58,475 -goodnight eddie. 489 00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:05,526 -you know something Gilligan, you were right, 490 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,354 It's a lot bigger inside Than it is outside. 491 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:08,398 -told ya. 492 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:14,013 -get to bed little buddy. Lot of work to do tomorrow. 493 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,189 -I know what his problem is. He probably wants a story. 494 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:18,017 The skipper always Told me a story. 495 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,541 I must have heard jack and The beanstalk 10,000 times. 496 00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:21,977 You know the story where Jack climbs a big beanstalk He got from the magic beans 497 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,197 Which he planted from the cow? 498 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:25,241 And then all of a sudden He meets the giant Who scares him and goes... 499 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:27,287 -I know the story gilligan! 500 00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:29,768 Is that what you want? A story, eddie? 501 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,813 -well no actually. 502 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:36,078 I know gilligan's island And well I'm afraid if I try 503 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,341 To climb into the top Something might happen and... 504 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,300 -oh, nothing's going to happen. 505 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:43,651 Now, climb up there, And that's an order. 506 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:45,479 -okay. 507 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,661 [yelling] 508 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,974 -well I guess I'm gonna have To give you a hand eddie. 509 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:13,420 There you go. See? Nothing is going to happen. 510 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:14,203 -yeah. 511 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,162 -let's get some shut-eye. 512 00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:31,525 [crashing] [yelling] 513 00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:50,849 -I told you Something would happen. 514 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:57,333 Marooned on an island. This is exciting. 515 00:30:57,507 --> 00:31:00,423 -maybe for you, I'm used to it. 516 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:01,555 You know what is exciting? 517 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,209 -what? 518 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,601 -what you do, Being a lifeguard. 519 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,387 -oh, it's a piece of cake. Anybody can do it. 520 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,129 Yeah, do you want Me to teach you 521 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,608 Mouth to mouth resuscitation? 522 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:12,566 -could you? 523 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,220 -sure, sure. 524 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,613 -gilligan, do you think I'll make a good ginger? 525 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,615 -I don't know. She Was one of a kind. 526 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:20,661 -all those years on the island, 527 00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:21,836 Did you and ginger Ever have a thing? 528 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:22,750 -what kind of a thing? 529 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,534 -well you know, a thing. 530 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:25,622 -oh, a thing. 531 00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:27,233 -well did you? 532 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:28,582 -no, I kinda liked mary ann. 533 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:32,064 -oh, you're not the only one! 534 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:36,111 -oh no, I never told her how I felt and now it's too late. 535 00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:37,721 -oh, no, it's not too late. 536 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,114 -well look at them. 537 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,247 What am I gonna do? 538 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,596 -you're gonna do exactly What she's doing to you, 539 00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:43,684 You're gonna make her jealous. 540 00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:44,903 -how? 541 00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,861 -by fighting fire with fire. 542 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,997 -yeah, yeah that's it. 543 00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:55,087 -thank you eddie, that Was very instructive. 544 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:56,610 I can't wait to show gilligan. 545 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:57,916 -gilligan. 546 00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:00,222 You two have spent a Lot of time together, 547 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,571 Must be pretty tight. 548 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,226 -it's kinda funny, I never told him before, 549 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,186 But I think I'm In love with him. 550 00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,840 I wish I knew if he felt The same way about me. 551 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,324 Well, I guess that Answers the question. 552 00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:23,028 Gilligan! What are you doing? 553 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,812 -I think it's fairly obvious. 554 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,553 -are you jealous yet? 555 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:27,771 -jealous! 556 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,078 Well, I'll show you How jealous I am. 557 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:35,301 Well, what do you think of that? 558 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,693 -I'll show you what He thinks of that. 559 00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:43,048 -oh yeah? -yeah! 560 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,712 -I forgot to mention, this Hole breaks to the left. 561 00:32:57,801 --> 00:33:00,979 All things considered, it Is rather peaceful here. 562 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,937 -what could happen On a deserted island? 563 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:08,116 [yelling "Skipper"] 564 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,033 Gilligan! 565 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,122 -ey gad. I'm putting! 566 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:15,036 -this is important. 567 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,343 -so is this. It's for a birdie. 568 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:18,300 -what's going on Here little buddy? 569 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,694 -we want you to marry us. 570 00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,304 -marry you? 571 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:24,741 -yes, you're the captain. You can perform the ceremony. 572 00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:27,918 -according to maritime Law, you're right. 573 00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:30,443 Congratulations! 574 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,662 Eddie, you stand next to shauni. 575 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,447 -I'm not marrying her. I'm marrying her. 576 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:35,926 -yeah, and I'm marrying, What's your name again? 577 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,276 -shauni. -shauni. 578 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,842 And I love her With all my heart. 579 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,192 -you can't marry them. We were here first. 580 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:41,280 -yeah. 581 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,629 -no, no we were here first. 582 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,502 -stop it, stop it! 583 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,332 Just stand next to whoever You're going to marry. 584 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:56,251 All right, by the Power vested in me... 585 00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:57,905 -no, no, wait, wait, 586 00:33:58,079 --> 00:33:59,820 You forgot to ask if There are any objections. 587 00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,691 -who would have any Objections captain thorpe? 588 00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:02,779 -I do. 589 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,173 -who do you want to marry? 590 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,394 -nobody, I've just Built a boat, though. 591 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:10,961 It's down by the lagoon and According to my calculations, 592 00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:12,615 The tide is just right. 593 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,182 If the boat doesn't Leave immediately, 594 00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:16,663 No one will ever Get off this island. 595 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:26,673 -I can't wait. 596 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:32,505 -great little boat. 597 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:35,943 -but it'll only fit two. 598 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:37,510 -well, I'm sorry skipper, 599 00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:39,338 But it's the best That I could do. 600 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,036 I had to modify the structure Of the existing design 601 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,777 By using indigenous materials 602 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,213 And miniaturized components. 603 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:46,736 -where did the motor come from? 604 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:50,305 -well the minnow ii had A 300 horsepower engine, 605 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:52,655 The minnow iii has One horsepower. 606 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:55,702 I managed to salvage the Undamaged valves and pistons 607 00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:58,922 And create an engine Proportionately stalwart enough 608 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,838 To ferry two passengers To civilization and Bring back help. 609 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:03,318 -how come it took our professor 610 00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:05,407 25 years to get Us off our island? 611 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:08,106 -I had more to work with. 612 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,282 -so it's ready to go? 613 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,110 -well skipper, yes it is. 614 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:15,678 The only question is: Who is privileged to go? 615 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,245 -obviously I am. 616 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,421 -why you? 617 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:22,511 -'cause I'm rich. Rich People are always privileged. 618 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:25,123 -I believe he has a point there. 619 00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:31,129 -I think we should draw straws. That's what's fair. 620 00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:33,783 -fair? All right. 621 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,526 -the longest straws go. 622 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,627 Well the one's who've been Marooned the longest get to go. 623 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:53,412 That's only fair. 624 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:54,978 -fair. Not right. 625 00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:57,720 -well, according To my calculations, 626 00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,722 The tides are just right. 627 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,160 I suggest we launch the Minnow iii immediately. 628 00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:12,996 [groaning] 629 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:34,975 -there's something I meant to tell you. 630 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:36,542 -what's that? 631 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:40,589 -that gilligan, he's One heck of a guy. 632 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,202 -between you and Me, I think so too. 633 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:48,031 It's not gonna stop you from Remembering me though will it? 634 00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:50,164 -I'll never forget you. 635 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:56,431 Thank you. 636 00:36:57,563 --> 00:37:01,697 [sputtering motor] 637 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:08,791 -push! Push! 638 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:23,371 -bye! 639 00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:25,939 -bye! We'll be back! Have fun! 640 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,071 -take care little buddy. 641 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,159 -there they go. 642 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,292 -don't forget to send help! 643 00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:33,251 -and a change of clothes! 644 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:41,955 -bye! Bye eddie! 645 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:02,584 -well, perhaps you can whip up 646 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,108 Another one of Your mango frappes. 647 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,154 -well as long as You're not driving. 648 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,505 -eddie. -yeah skipper? 649 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,464 -weren't you standing here? 650 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,772 Isn't this your straw, It's the longest. 651 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:18,905 -yes it was. 652 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,733 -but I thought you Said you loved her. 653 00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:22,865 -maybe I did. 654 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:25,607 Maybe I always will. 655 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,958 Though it may not add Up to a hill of beans, 656 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:30,786 It's better off This way skipper. 657 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,354 -oh, it's not the end of The world little buddy. 658 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:34,660 We'll be rescued some day. 659 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:37,140 Why don't you climb Up a palm tree 660 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,229 And get us some Coconuts for breakfast. 661 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,796 -aye aye skipper. 662 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:44,670 -professor, I have an idea. 663 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:50,415 [clunking] 664 00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:01,426 -how you feeling little buddy? 665 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:04,777 -you called me little buddy. 666 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,169 -well there's worse Things he could call you 667 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,823 For slipping on Your own tower ramp. 668 00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:09,347 -yeah. [groaning] 669 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:12,219 -you poor thing, you Had us all very worried. 670 00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,136 -I had the wildest dream. 671 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,007 -you had a dream, well I'm still dreaming. 672 00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:19,269 I won the lottery. 673 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,270 -you did? 674 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,142 -yup, $58 worth. 675 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:25,101 'course I bought $60 worth Of tickets, but it's a start. 676 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:26,712 Glad to see you're Feeling better. 677 00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:27,930 -thanks. 678 00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:30,890 -come on. Let's get you home. 679 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:32,370 You've got a nasty Bump on your head. 680 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,810 -and you're not mad at me? 681 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,464 -why should I be mad at you? 682 00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,466 Just because you watch too Much gilligan's island? 683 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,815 Come on. 684 00:39:43,337 --> 00:39:44,033 -no, it's... 685 00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:52,781 Shauni, wait... 686 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,751 Oh, what a day. 687 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:15,935 -night guys. 688 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,721 -hey, hey. -hey, hey, see you Tomorrow bright and early. 689 00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,157 -come with us Mitch, we're gonna go 690 00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:23,116 To your favorite Chinese restaurant. 691 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:24,639 -come on mitch, We'll never decide 692 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,162 What to order without you. 693 00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:27,773 -what's so important you Gotta stick around here? 694 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:28,774 -thanks for the Invite, but I got 695 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:29,992 A heck of a lot of Paperwork to do. 696 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,777 Besides, it's peaceful and quiet 697 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,343 Around here when You're not here. 698 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:34,606 -we tried. 699 00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:36,172 -thanks. 700 00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:37,696 -see ya. -see ya. 701 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:47,053 [whistling gilligan's Island theme] 702 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:59,239 [gilligan's island theme] 703 00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:15,951 [end theme music]