1 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,225 Come on. 2 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,728 You guys are so dramatic. 3 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:33,032 I heard you were sneaking around our gate. 4 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,075 Trying to find a way out, eh? 5 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,702 Cute. 6 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:39,496 Grab a seat. 7 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,415 I insist. 8 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:43,460 Okay. 9 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,421 You know, 10 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,174 this gun was handcrafted 11 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:53,302 in 1862 during the American Civil War, 12 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,388 designed specifically for dueling, 13 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,557 when things get up close and personal, 14 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,185 when you're at war with your neighbor. 15 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,520 Hmm, the bullets are tiny. Don't do shit. 16 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:06,273 I could say the same about you. 17 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:09,401 And I'm surprised you'd leave us. 18 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,028 I thought for sure you'd want to watch 19 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,488 your friends in the final round. 20 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,490 Those losers aren't my friends. 21 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,409 Fuck them, and fuck you, you weirdo. 22 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,786 I just want to get out of here. 23 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,579 You are delightful. 24 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:24,917 And I would wish you bon voyage, 25 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:31,006 but you got a peek at something you shouldn't have. 26 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:33,092 I didn't see anything. 27 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,178 Good. There was nothing to see. 28 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,429 Maybe that's why I didn't see it. 29 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,182 - See what? - Exactly. 30 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,269 Oh, and if it's all the same, 31 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:48,148 I'd like to have you as my guest for the final round. 32 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,484 Just to be safe. 33 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,281 It'd be my fucking pleasure. 34 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:57,784 Wunderbar. 35 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,080 Rise and shine. 36 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,457 The final round of the tournament is here. 37 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,419 in honor of your last morning as my guests, 38 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:12,047 I've arranged a special treat. 39 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,882 Who loves breakfast? 40 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,512 All righty. 41 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,097 Let's do bacon and cheddar on the first one. 42 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,850 On the second one, let's go a little more intercontinental. 43 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,936 Let's do mushies, feta, oh, and is that pesto? 44 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,396 Oh, yeah, let's do that. 45 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,648 - And for you? - Cheese. 46 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,817 Not so much to say 47 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,944 now that all your little buddies are gone, huh? 48 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,821 I can make new buddies. 49 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:39,200 But you only had one, and now it's gone. 50 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,287 Harold would want me to kill you, 51 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,582 and I will in his honor. 52 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,836 God, you're a fool. 53 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,296 You've had it in for me 54 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,881 ever since I came to Blackfield. 55 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,008 Blackfield was my asylum. 56 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,718 I was the most popular murderer. 57 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:58,677 And then you show up 58 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,596 like king shit of fuck mountain. 59 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,349 Nobody steals my spotlight. 60 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,392 Oh, I'm going to be stealing a lot more than that 61 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,186 when this is all said and done. 62 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,189 It's gonna be a pleasure to finally put you in the ground. 63 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,941 Yeah, I bet you think you're going to suck me inside of you. 64 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,444 And I'm telling you right now, it ain't happening. 65 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,780 I don't want you inside of me. I want you dead! 66 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,948 Your omelet, sir. 67 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,993 Ooh, is that a salsa bar? 68 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:26,205 Me llamo hungry. Olé! 69 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,259 Are people aware of how much better 70 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,552 sex in a bed is? 71 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,721 We-- should we tell them? 72 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,516 All I know is you couldn't hit that angle in Roadkill. 73 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,940 Oh, man. 74 00:03:58,697 --> 00:03:59,781 Hey, where are you going? 75 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,659 Come back. For all we know, 76 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,327 the tournament could start tomorrow. 77 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,121 You should try and relax. 78 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,332 I just need to be ready. 79 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,293 I feel like I'm standing at the edge of a cliff. 80 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:15,630 Yeah, my stomach is all twisted too. 81 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,011 Look, if you're worried we're not going to win-- 82 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,263 It's not that. 83 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,558 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 84 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:31,145 We knew Calypso wasn't going to make it easy on us. 85 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,272 That's what makes your wish-- 86 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,817 our wish worth it. 87 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,403 But if we both make it through this-- 88 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,448 John, if we both make it, 89 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:46,118 that means we each got to get through Raven 90 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,203 and Sweet Tooth and Grimm. 91 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,581 - I know it sounds impossible. - That's putting it lightly. 92 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,876 The odds are against us. - Fuck the odds. 93 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:57,047 We keep fighting until we don't have to anymore. 94 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,342 That's all we can do. 95 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:03,844 All right? 96 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:04,679 We keep fighting. 97 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:10,267 Hmm, I notice you didn't mention Mike or Stu. 98 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,102 Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win. 99 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,756 We're almost at the finish line. 100 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,024 This is it. 101 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,527 It's all I got left of Dave. 102 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,451 He was simple, 103 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:13,872 but also complex, you know? 104 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:17,543 Anyway, may his soul rest as he lived, 105 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,753 chill as hell. 106 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:25,259 - Are you sure? - Yes. 107 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,136 It's the only way 108 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,054 You do it. 109 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,432 I'm not strong enough. 110 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,439 It's done now. 111 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,910 I know Dave was an eater of man. 112 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,706 He probably would have eaten my ass, too. 113 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,626 When I was alone out there, man, he-- 114 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,254 he had my back. 115 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,340 I should have come back for you. 116 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,426 I was a coward. 117 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,011 My best friend was probably murdered, 118 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,680 and I just sat there and let it happen. 119 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,809 Never again, dude. 120 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,104 I'd fucking die for you, Mike. 121 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,690 I won't lose you again. 122 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,568 We ain't dying today. 123 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,153 We're gonna go get that wish. 124 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:26,988 Hell yeah we are. 125 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,450 - Fuck you! - Bring it here, man. 126 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,455 - Sorry. - It's okay. 127 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,040 I love you, bro. - I love you too. 128 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,376 We need to let May down easy. 129 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,919 She assumes she's coming with us. 130 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,046 Right. That's why I'm saying if you break it to her easy, 131 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,381 she might be more chill. 132 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,800 Okay. She won't, but you'll listen to you. 133 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,343 She looks up to you. - Yes, I know. 134 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,594 That's because I'm the cool friend. 135 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,429 You're more of, like, an authority figure, 136 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,639 like a dad. 137 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,475 I do not give off dad vibes. 138 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,727 Says the man who grunts when he stands up. 139 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,021 Oh, my back, my back. 140 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,650 Okay, all right, Rochambeau for it. Ready? 141 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,487 What the hell is that? 142 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,488 It's a gun. 143 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,574 Gun beats tire. Tire beats road. 144 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,451 No, that's not how you play. 145 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:18,539 Also, rock crushes gun. I win! 146 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,291 Damn it, I never thought about a rock. 147 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,088 Mayhem? 148 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,339 Where the hell is she? 149 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,216 Hey! 150 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,361 Stu? 151 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,531 I'm okay. I'm fine. 152 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,034 Thanks for the hand, dude. 153 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,746 So, does anybody else have a bag on their head? 154 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,540 Drivers! 155 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,960 Reveal yourselves! 156 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:24,897 Welcome to the final round! 157 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,744 My friends, 158 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,080 insiders and outsiders alike, 159 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,457 you have watched these six drivers compete 160 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,626 round after round, 161 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,878 destroying anyone and everyone 162 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,713 who stands in their way. 163 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:55,135 Wait! 164 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,680 They've been watching us the entire time? 165 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,599 Come on, Stubert, Let's scoot out of here-aah! 166 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,352 Listen to them! They love me! 167 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,687 Yes! 168 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,149 Fuckin' sheep. 169 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,277 I've never seen this many people in one place before. 170 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,154 I know. It's so many. 171 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,657 And half of them hate us. 172 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,492 Oh, shit. There's Mayhem. 173 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,993 She's got good seats. 174 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,496 You think she's okay? 175 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,873 Hm, she seems fine. 176 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:25,958 It's better up there with him 177 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,960 than she would be down here with us. 178 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:33,882 Today, insiders and outsiders 179 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,761 join each other in celebration. 180 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:41,515 And is there a day more appropriate for unity 181 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,393 than Christmas? 182 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,897 This time of year was always about hope. 183 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,775 And my drivers have shown you 184 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,861 that if you work hard enough 185 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,530 and pull yourself up by your hubcaps, 186 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,283 you too can achieve miracles. 187 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:03,078 You can have your greatest wish granted. 188 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,663 I think I'm missing something here, Stu. 189 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,832 What's with all the wish talk? 190 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,834 It's the entire reason we're here. 191 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,711 First I'm hearing of it. 192 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,879 Dude, we talked about the wish 193 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,088 in the weird well room place. 194 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,465 You wanted to keep the coin. 195 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,716 I thought he was joshing. 196 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,551 Joshing? Why would he be joshing? 197 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,803 I don't know, I mean, he seems like a josher, 198 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,263 you know, sneaky, the kind of guy 199 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,848 who'd make you throw away a perfectly good coin 200 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,266 in some dirty water 201 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,684 and then laugh about it with his friends afterwards. 202 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,977 I'm no asshole, Stu. 203 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,854 But you are a moron. 204 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,899 I wish for all the walls to come down. 205 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,822 Fuck the outsiders! 206 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,493 Get outta here! 207 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,287 To win your wish, 208 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:49,250 you simply must be the last contestant driving. 209 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,755 This day shall henceforth be known 210 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,716 as a new holiday, 211 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,887 the day of Twisted Metal. 212 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,818 Drivers, on your marks. 213 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,612 - How's your leg? - Not good. 214 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,489 Fuck. 215 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:39,049 ♪ I'm not alone 'cause the TV's on yeah ♪ 216 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,594 Hey, hey, Stu! What are you doing? 217 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,512 Sorry, force of habit. 218 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,347 Get in! 219 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,682 ♪ Every day ♪ 220 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,976 ♪ And rest clean your conscience ♪ 221 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,436 ♪ Clear your thoughts with Speyside ♪ 222 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,147 ♪ With your grain ♪ 223 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,274 ♪ Clear your conscience ♪ 224 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,317 ♪ Clear your thoughts with Speyside ♪ 225 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,153 Which one of you motherfuckers is first? 226 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,032 Whoo! This is feeling right, baby! 227 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,658 Aah! 228 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,369 Shit! 229 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,954 Dude, are you good? 230 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,039 Look, I can't do it, man. You're gonna have to drive too. 231 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,957 With what? Calypso kabobed my thigh! 232 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,375 You're gonna have to steer with me. 233 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,169 I'll take the pedals. - Are you fucking kidding me? 234 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,340 Shit! 235 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,674 Farewell, my son. 236 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,009 Brake left! Brake left! 237 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,806 Fuck! Aah! 238 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,516 Turn, same time. 239 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,852 Yeah! Yeah! 240 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,271 - There we go! - There we go! 241 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,361 That's it, Stu! That's my guy, Stu! 242 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,280 Later, dicks. 243 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,531 All right, put on the speed a bit! 244 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,158 Whoa! 245 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,409 Oh, shit, is that John? 246 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,244 Yeah. Somebody's gotta win, right? 247 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,413 - Yeah! - Here comes Hammerhead! 248 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:55,209 You're not my guy, Stu! Fuck you! 249 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,087 Hey, it looks like Mike and Stu aren't playing around. 250 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,464 I might be in trouble out here. 251 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,882 John, I'd love to save your ass, 252 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,426 but I got a clown crawling up mine. 253 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,014 Oh, looks like your friends are already on the ropes. 254 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,392 I don't have any friends. 255 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,185 Interesting. 256 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,063 And here I thought these two were making you soft. 257 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,983 I've always said that family, friends, 258 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,944 they make you weak. 259 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,404 Strength... 260 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,198 comes from standing on your own. 261 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,078 I see that strength in you. 262 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,873 Can I interest you in some elk cheese? 263 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,583 It's delightfully gamey. 264 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,902 I always liked you, Quiet. 265 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,112 Gosh, not too long ago, 266 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,031 you were a little fishy in my tank. 267 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,449 I'm glad you got out, 268 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,951 'cause chasing you down is way more fun. 269 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,870 How is he so goddamn fast? 270 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,166 Oh, there you are. 271 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,959 Kill you later, Quiet. 272 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,753 You're mine! 273 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,967 John, bring 'em to me. 274 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,595 Don't slow down. 275 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,654 - This is it! - Sorry, John. 276 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,741 Oh, sorry, Stu. 277 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,494 Oh-- turn! Turn! 278 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,870 No! Fuck! 279 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,664 Mike! Mike! 280 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,253 Kill 'em, yeah! 281 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,720 One car down, 282 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,847 and five to go. 283 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,563 Where are you going, Grimm? 284 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,443 Oh, what have we here? 285 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,487 Grimm's my main course, 286 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,283 but your nasty little ass can be my appetizer. 287 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,120 The clown's trying to fuck me? 288 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,038 Good thing I brought protection. 289 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,209 Here comes the pain! 290 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,551 A shield? That's not the spirit of the game. 291 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,802 Fucking cheater! 292 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,388 Kiss me, and I'll kiss you back. 293 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,069 Let's go! Let's go! 294 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,742 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 295 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,035 What is she doing?! 296 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,246 Honestly, it's pretty badass. 297 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,832 Cheat codes? Pathetic! 298 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,461 Who wants it next?! 299 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,213 I want carnage, not trickery. 300 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:38,892 Fuck! 301 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,146 Fuck a force field. 302 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,690 All I need is force! 303 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,070 There, balance restored. 304 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,405 Are you enjoying the show? 305 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,078 Come on, John. 306 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,162 Come on, Quiet. 307 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,419 Hey, could you help me get them off my ass, please? 308 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,295 On it! 309 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,223 All right, Raven, now it's just you and me. 310 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,145 I had you all set up to win, 311 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,147 but you threw it all away for the nookie! 312 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,400 Oh, shit! 313 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,986 Now I'm glad you didn't drive for me. 314 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,029 You suck at this. 315 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,031 Hey, Raven... 316 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,741 get fucked! 317 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,504 Kiss my ass, Raven! 318 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,194 May I have this dance? 319 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,152 Okay, dummy, you go left, I go right. 320 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,363 I mean, mix it up a little. 321 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,908 Raven's out! We're almost there. 322 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,160 I'm trying to line up Grimm, but he's squirrelly. 323 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,249 Hey, that kill is mine! 324 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,502 Does dibs mean nothing to you people?! 325 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,842 Wait, does your Roadkill have the red lever? 326 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,097 Fuck, yeah, it does. Line 'em up. 327 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,852 Ooh, predictable. 328 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,646 Ready. 329 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,690 Now! 330 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,069 Bye-bye! 331 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:31,290 Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. 332 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,255 Time to settle this, Grimm, 333 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:42,176 once and for all. 334 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:03,572 Yes, Grimm! 335 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:08,077 Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! Grimm! 336 00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,912 No! 337 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,413 This is my show! 338 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,003 It's just hands and noses now. 339 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,340 Hey! Hey! 340 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,925 This doesn't concern you. 341 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,767 You can kill me, but at the end of the day, 342 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,436 you'll still be a sad, pathetic clown, 343 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,938 Marcus! 344 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,818 But everyone will know my name. 345 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:44,446 Sweet Tooth! 346 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,410 Bullseye. 347 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,370 Booyah! 348 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,460 I would like to see that on the replay. 349 00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,796 Oh, wait, I can. 350 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,885 Oh, yes! 351 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:12,976 Now time for the real fun to begin. 352 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,146 We're close to the end, folks. 353 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,731 But I have a feeling some of you out there 354 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,442 would love a little twist. 355 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,157 What's a final round 356 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,452 without a final boss? 357 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,022 Please welcome to the game... 358 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,025 Minion! 359 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,105 It's wonderful, isn't it? 360 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,690 I mean, yes, you could have warned them, 361 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,941 but it's better this way. 362 00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,651 They'll never hold you back again. 363 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,793 What the hell is that thing? 364 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,629 A robot or a monster. 365 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,631 A robot monster? 366 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,136 Okay, tough guy, game on. 367 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,137 Here we go. 368 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,779 Ah, goddammit! 369 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,370 Well, guess we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. 370 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,090 Shit, this motherfucker's fast. 371 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,057 I'd like to go to your gym. 372 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,748 This is bad. 373 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:45,062 That all you got? 374 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:51,652 Ooh! 375 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,696 Sad clown. 376 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:12,715 Move! Move! 377 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:21,891 Holy fuck! 378 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,145 What do you want to do about this whole final boss situation? 379 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,063 I have no idea, but I'm starting to think 380 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,774 Calypso might not want anybody to win this tournament. 381 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:32,651 Why go through all this trouble? 382 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,153 Question for another day. 383 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,989 Right now I'm wondering how to beat this son of a bitch. 384 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,409 Oh, shit! 385 00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:42,871 Whoa! 386 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,512 Shit-face, you missed! 387 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,112 Ooh! 388 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:24,828 Hey, John. Remind me, 389 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,872 how is Roadkill's turning radius? 390 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:29,833 Fucking awesome! 391 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,671 Let's show this big red motherfucker 392 00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:34,922 what Roadkill is made of. 393 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,508 You got it. Locking on. 394 00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:47,267 I found a weak spot on its back! 395 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,687 Okay, I take left, You take right. 396 00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:51,230 We'll outflank him together. 397 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,607 Wouldn't want it any other way. 398 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,655 Shit. 399 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:01,032 Game over. 400 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,709 Oh, god. 401 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,335 Quiet! 402 00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:22,803 John! 403 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,723 Oh! 404 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:36,400 Oh, looks like we may have a winner. 405 00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:10,267 Double elimination! 406 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:16,983 John! 407 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:24,782 John! John... 408 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:27,493 John, come on, damn it, wake up! 409 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,745 Wake up, please! 410 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:30,705 John! 411 00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,460 John, goddammit, wake up! 412 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:40,381 John! 413 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:57,648 Mike? 414 00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:00,067 Mike. 415 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:02,653 Mike! Wake up, dude! 416 00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:03,530 Mike! 417 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,536 I'm so sorry, man. 418 00:31:11,746 --> 00:31:13,205 You didn't deserve this. 419 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:15,417 I love you, man. Wake up! 420 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,380 I'll avenge you. 421 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,549 I promise. 422 00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:40,566 All right, you crazy fucks, 423 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:42,068 it's time to feel the wrath of... 424 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,741 Wait a minute. 425 00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:51,077 Where is everyone? 426 00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:00,211 Wow. 427 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,715 Okay, uh... 428 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,550 ladies and gentlemen, 429 00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,844 please congratulate the victors, 430 00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:11,013 Mike and Stu! 431 00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:13,974 Oh, wait, Mike's dead. 432 00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:16,977 Uh, just Stu! 433 00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,730 - I won? - Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 434 00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:22,483 Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! 435 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:24,110 Stu! Stu! Stu! 436 00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:27,196 John! 437 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:29,114 Stu! Stu! Stu! 438 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:48,133 I will be leaving now, you greasy-haired little bitch. 439 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,678 Well, I tried. 440 00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:52,012 Go on. Go to them. 441 00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:55,600 It's not going to matter soon anyway. 442 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,105 We did it, Mike. 443 00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:03,357 I'm the winner! 444 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:07,195 Yeah! I'm the winner! 445 00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,037 Jesus Christ.