1 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,520 {\an8}Sometimes I'm asked... 2 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,000 {\an8}MINISTER RUPERT CAMPBELL BLACK 3 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,760 {\an8}"Are athletes good politicians?" 4 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:28,440 I say, "Yeah, if you like politicians, who are courageous and disciplined, 5 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,760 physically strong and mentally fit." 6 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,400 Someone who puts their all into it, 7 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,200 who works day and night, To make your life better. 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,160 Someone who knows that he is on the winning side, 9 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,040 who was born to win and defeats are not accepted. 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,120 Someone who can weather any storm 11 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,440 and sometimes let others go first, without ever getting tired or letting go. 12 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,560 Someone who is flexible and who is used to difficult situations. 13 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,400 If all of this is on your list, then tick me. 14 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,120 You look stunning. 15 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,000 That was an election broadcast the Conservative Party. 16 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,600 You know it's antique? 17 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,320 The mirror is also quite old. 18 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,240 Helen. 19 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:30,920 {\an8}COTSWOLD ROUND 20 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,160 FIGHT FOR TV SPOT 21 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:46,240 HEAD-TO-HEAD RACE 22 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,800 According to the "RUTSHIRE CHRONICLES" by Dame Jilly Cooper 23 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,560 - You forgot. - Not for a second. 24 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,280 Holidays. They stay until Wednesday. 25 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,120 - Can't wait. - Stop it! 26 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,640 Your poker face is horrible. 27 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,600 I like bridge better. Even goes with four people. 28 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,240 Daddy! 29 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,720 Hello, my dear. 30 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,960 Hello, Marcus. 31 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:33,840 Hello, Dad. 32 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,800 your bags. Everything is labeled. 33 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,640 There is also a list in there, which you please check off. 34 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,160 Tabitha came last time back without socks. 35 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,560 Hello. 36 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,040 Hi, I'm Mrs Gordon, the children's mother. 37 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Yes... 38 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,560 - Helen, this is Cameron. - I've heard a lot. 39 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,800 From Philadelphia? 40 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,040 Quite right. 41 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,360 Well, more from New York. 42 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,840 - And you? -Florida. 43 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,600 And hi, you must be Tabitha. 44 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,840 Apparently. 45 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:10,920 Who are you? 46 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,840 I'm your father's girlfriend. 47 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,240 You're not! 48 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,040 Ok, then I'll leave it to you. 49 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,960 Gotta go, my plane is leaving and my husband is waiting. 50 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,040 Where are you going? 51 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,120 To Venice. 52 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,280 - We should also go to Venice. - Not worth it with Rupert. 53 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,520 Kiss the children for me. I'll see her then... 54 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,200 - ... on Wednesday. - On Wednesday, yes. 55 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,040 I'm sorry. I didn't know that they don't know anything about me. 56 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,120 Have fun in Venice! 57 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,160 Don't fall in. 58 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,840 Tabitha! Come and get to know Cameron properly. 59 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,360 I told you beef would be better. Is legendary with Luigi. 60 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,160 Don't really crave red meat. 61 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:16,440 Monica didn't like eggs for nine months. Just looking at it made her sick. 62 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:22,400 Then explain to me why it should be from me. 63 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:28,400 My first day at Corinium. Celebratory dinner at Bear in Bisley. 64 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,720 Two courses. 65 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,320 I was the dessert. 66 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,680 Sorry, but I'm not the only suspect. 67 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,520 - James and I didn't have anything until later. - You have a husband. 68 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,240 Paul lost his libido at the same time as the cabinet position. 69 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,760 But with something like that you have probably never have any problems. 70 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,920 You probably feel a bit displaced, since Beattie joined Corinium. 71 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,600 You know Cameron's out. 72 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,600 And now you're wondering whether you like such a little power play 73 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,640 maybe there is the space which she has set free. 74 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:00,720 Queen of Corinium. 75 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,880 Unfortunately we are currently taking no applications. 76 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,880 An illegitimate heir to the throne We're not looking either. 77 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,640 Get rid of it. 78 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,920 I know a very good man, who does it quickly. 79 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,520 An abortion? 80 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,280 No, that's not a nice word for it. 81 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,960 Better consider it as cleansing your soul. 82 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,560 It would be a shame if that hovering over your great career. 83 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,720 But then it would also float above you. 84 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,160 And about Monica. 85 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,200 That can be denied. 86 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,520 If the brat doesn't comes out with a cigar in his mouth, 87 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,880 you have no evidence. 88 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,920 Here you go, your beef stew. 89 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,040 Thanks. 90 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,600 - Thanks. - Bon appétit. 91 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,480 God, that's good. 92 00:05:58,840 --> 00:05:59,920 Try the beef. 93 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,520 Come on. 94 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,520 Don't turn it into a game of chess. You're not smart enough for that. 95 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,920 We both want to get rid of the problem, so sort this out asap. 96 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Good girl. 97 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,400 Rupert is just everywhere. 98 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,520 His election broadcast ran five times this week, 99 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,720 and he was on Breakfast Time and TV-am. 100 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,920 On both channels! Both! 101 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,840 And I won't even invited to the Cotswold Round, 102 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,200 that of my own wife is moderated. 103 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,360 Thanks honey. 104 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,280 I made a few calls. 105 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,400 We're having a dinner party on Tuesday. 106 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,240 Let's see if we can get local goodwill can transform into TV presence. 107 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,840 Tony Baddingham should note that we are serious. 108 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,760 A dinner party here? 109 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,520 Do you know, 110 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,520 Winifred has elections ahead of her always had dinner parties, 111 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,600 especially for me, 112 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,520 and I had to never suggest it yourself. 113 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,200 Good for Winifred. 114 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,800 Yes. 115 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,800 Then you should think about it, what you cook. 116 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,080 You're too good to the birds. 117 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,800 I like how busy they are. 118 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,800 - Constantly fighting for survival. - Morning! 119 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,560 Aubergines from the market, as requested. 120 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,200 - Aubergines in the Cotswolds? - Bas was in London last night. 121 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,920 - I have to have six mou... What are they called? - Moussaka. 122 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,760 ... six moussakas do for the women's club, 123 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,840 - and one for you. - Can't wait. 124 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,960 Do you need help? I'm a good sous chef. 125 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,160 OK, yes. 126 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,760 Morning everyone! 127 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,120 Good morning! 128 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,560 The boss is here. 129 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,560 Morning. 130 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,920 You must be Marcus. 131 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Hello. 132 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,480 Then you're probably Tabitha. 133 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,360 You're Declan O'Hara from TV. 134 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,080 Declan O'Television, exactly. 135 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,080 This all looks great. 136 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,000 Yes, but Charles has me called this morning. 137 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,000 Apparently Corinium is developing 138 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,400 also a Shakespeare series for the school market. 139 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,600 Did you know about it? 140 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,120 That's it too from our application document, right? 141 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:25,760 All right then. 142 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,200 Where is this going, Declan? 143 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,640 Over here... 144 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,800 There you go. 145 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,880 Shit, I'm sweating like crazy. 146 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,120 Who is that then? 147 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,560 Good morning, Venturer Television, Shelley here. 148 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,680 - There, we need a secretary. - Assistant to the management. 149 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,720 Declan, the BBC wants to speak to you. 150 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,960 Declan O'Hara. 151 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,360 Hello, Jeremy. 152 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,720 -Hi, Bas! - Hello, little one. 153 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,400 How are you doing? 154 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,600 Is there anything to eat? Cameron's breakfast was disgusting. 155 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,520 - Which desk is yours? - Why? 156 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,080 You are new in my life. 157 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,400 - I want to know everything about you. - Fantastic. 158 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,760 You're sitting here, Cameron, in the best place. 159 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,040 Why don't you go to the kitchen and are you looking for Taggie? 160 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,520 She'll get you something. She's right back there. 161 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,720 I made scrambled eggs. Why is that gross? 162 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,560 I will, Jeremy. Thanks. 163 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:29,920 Our Yeats documentary is now officially in development. 164 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,440 Yes! Super! 165 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,800 I love Yeats. 166 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,160 Until recently did you always say “yeets”. 167 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,600 So what happens now? 168 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,320 Let's see some filming locations in Ireland. 169 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,160 We don't have to shoot there. In Rutshire we also have countryside. 170 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,840 With all due respect... 171 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,240 says the man, who immediately says something disrespectful. 172 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,280 Bloody Rutshire looks nothing like Ireland. 173 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,400 Even the suggestion is stupid... 174 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,440 We should rotate where it is cheapest. 175 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,760 I don't want the bean counters have the creative say here. 176 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,280 Hello, children. 177 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,360 There's no one in the kitchen. 178 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,400 OK, sit down. 179 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,160 We'll find you cookies or something. 180 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,240 Or, Shelley? 181 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,200 You don't want bean counters, 182 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:18,480 I don't want the creatives be irresponsible with the budget. 183 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,240 - Very good. - Oh my God. 184 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,240 You little shits. 185 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,160 It was a good time for something funny. 186 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,440 Cameron farted! 187 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,360 I can smell it! 188 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,800 - Darling. - I'll just talk to her for a moment. 189 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,600 Hey... 190 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,400 Why don't you take her with you? 191 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,840 Show her the landscape, so that she falls in love with the place. 192 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,880 Should I take Cameron to Ireland? 193 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,600 Why does this make me suspicious? 194 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,680 A few days alone with the children would be good. 195 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:06,520 I want with them talk about my new relationship. 196 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,520 Will you help me with this? 197 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,840 Yes. Yes, it's okay. 198 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,280 Taggie! 199 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,440 Taggie, I have your... 200 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,760 ... pot. 201 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,880 Hello. 202 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,640 Freddie. 203 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,920 Are you all right? 204 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,200 Not that great. 205 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,520 Me neither. 206 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,240 Where's the damn coffee? 207 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,400 Hello, Lizzie. 208 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,760 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you. 209 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,000 No, it's okay, I don't know either what's with the coffee? 210 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,400 Shelley is just sitting right now with her cookie jar. 211 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,120 - I also prefer to sit with the cookies. - Me too. 212 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,440 How many times have you fucked? 213 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,880 Once. 214 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:09,960 And never again. 215 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,120 Certainly not? 216 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,360 Mr Jones is safe a considerate lover. 217 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,720 - I'm married. - Yes, with James Vereker. 218 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,120 We can't all do that whatever we want, Rupert. 219 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,600 Rules protect people from pain. That's why most people follow them. 220 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,840 I wanted to give this back to Taggie. 221 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,400 We were all surprised when Cameron moved in with you. 222 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,480 Hopefully things are going well with you. 223 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,400 Beaver, catch! 224 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,920 I'm only in Ireland for a few days... 225 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,600 Honestly, how can that be my son with a throwing arm like that? 226 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,320 You're not doing anything stupid, what if Tony shows up here? 227 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,280 Should I kill him with a trophy? 228 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,480 He sure did nothing against us in hand. 229 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,560 Listen, I said I would take care of you, and I will. 230 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,440 You like being the savior. 231 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,720 What if I met you sometime no longer needed? 232 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,040 I may have saved you first, but the second time it was you, 233 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,320 and I like that very much. 234 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,760 Tabitha probably won't come, to say goodbye. 235 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,560 Yes, she was a little mean to you. 236 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,120 You've never had me seen with a woman. 237 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,800 I've always avoided that. 238 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,600 Of course she was unsettled. 239 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,360 I love you so much that I I broke the rules, it was my own fault. 240 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,640 Do you know what? I'll miss you. 241 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,160 And I love you too, Blue. 242 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,280 Bye, Marcus. 243 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,360 Bye. 244 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,080 Will she come back? 245 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,680 Why shouldn't she? 246 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,640 Are you lost? 247 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,200 I'm sorry you're sad. I'm Taggie. 248 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,320 I live in that house there. 249 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,920 I like your tulle skirt. 250 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,000 I always wanted one, but I have knobby knees. 251 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,200 Hey, this is Gertrude. 252 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,520 She listens well. I tell her all my problems. 253 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,600 Your advice just isn't very good. Most of the time she just barks and... 254 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,280 Can you tell her what's going on? 255 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,680 Daddy doesn't love me anymore. 256 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,680 -Tabitha! - Tab! 257 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,560 There you are. 258 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,600 Darling, what have I got for you? said about running away? 259 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,200 This is Taggie, daddy. She lives back there. 260 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,160 Yes, we... 261 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,880 - We know each other. - Can she come to tea? 262 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,720 Please please. 263 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,680 Yes, come with me for tea. 264 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,880 I have to go home. 265 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,120 Another time, okay? 266 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,840 Come on, little one. 267 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,200 Okay, let's go home. 268 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,880 I think she doesn't like you, daddy. 269 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,800 Good morning, Rutshire. What a beautiful, sunny morning. 270 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,400 Just a few more days until the parliamentary election. 271 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,880 This morning we ask ourselves, whether Rutshire remains conservative as always, 272 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,840 or whether MPs Rupert Campbell-Black for Chalford and Bisley 273 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,320 and Paul Stratton for Cotchester 274 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,960 “FORWARD WITH MAGGIE Paul Stratton" 275 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,000 beware of a possible should guard against a liberal landslide victory. 276 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,640 {\an8}And here is the kitchen. 277 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,440 This is where all the magic happens. 278 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:21,280 The stove, here the refrigerator, the pantry, a walk-in closet, 279 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,200 That's where Paul keeps the wine and stuff. 280 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,520 Is the recipe ok for you? 281 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,360 I know reading is difficult for you. 282 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,600 Because of your dyslexia, right? 283 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,360 I'll be fine. I have everything. 284 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,360 Thank you for it you wrote down so large. 285 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,640 I know beef is for a summer dinner party a bit much, 286 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,600 but it is his favorite food. 287 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,600 My husband's favorite meal. 288 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,320 And because of the election, Paul needs every possible TV presence. 289 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,720 Naturally. 290 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,680 And you don't mind, to stay in the kitchen tonight? 291 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,040 It's just a little tricky because you're at Venturer. 292 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,400 Daddy doesn't know that. 293 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,840 And he can hardly complain. We need money. 294 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,480 Just don't poison me all Corinium in my dining room. 295 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,560 But seriously, no one is allowed to see you. 296 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,200 OK. 297 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,720 It would be better for everyone to think I'm cooking myself today. 298 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,040 That's why it has to everything really should be perfect. 299 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,120 Understood. 300 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,080 Ok, I'm going to the hairdresser now. 301 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,720 Don't answer the door. 302 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,280 But if someone rings the bell, just pretend as if you were the housekeeper. 303 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,800 Clear. And if me today but does anyone see you in the kitchen? 304 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,440 Just scurry into the pantry. 305 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,240 This afternoon the MP was 306 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,840 of Chalford and Bisley armed with scissors in Stroud, 307 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,000 around the newest Waitrose branch to open. 308 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,000 And three, two, one! 309 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,400 Very good. Thank you. 310 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,600 I'm very happy to be here. 311 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,840 Waitrose is the best place to be to pick up a nice piece of Cotswold Blue. 312 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,280 At Chalford... 313 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,600 No, no, no, no. 314 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,800 Oh God. God no, you idiot. 315 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,520 OK. 316 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,600 OK. 317 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,520 Hello. Mrs. Stratton is shopping, thank you very much. 318 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,240 That was a bad Rutshire accent, Sarah. 319 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,080 - Here's Rupert. - Here... 320 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,040 It's not Sarah here. 321 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,240 Is there Taggie? 322 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,520 I'm supposed to play the housekeeper. 323 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,440 I wanted to speak to Paul. Is he there? It's about the party. 324 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,040 Shit. 325 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840 Darling, what is it? 326 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,440 I do Mr Strattons favorite roast beef, 327 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,000 but I poured all the salt in. Ruined it. 328 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080 My angel... 329 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,200 Do it again. 330 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,200 Too late, the butcher closes at 4 p.m. 331 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,080 God, I ruined everything. 332 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,440 Leave that to me. 333 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,800 Do you make the starter? I'll be there in an hour. 334 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,960 You don't have to... 335 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,120 But there is a lot to do. 336 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,680 I'm sorry, Gerald. I save a voter. 337 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,760 - Give me my money back! - No! 338 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,840 You are only allowed to park, not collect money. 339 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 You mean... 340 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,920 Are you ready soon? They're already sitting down. Partially. 341 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 - Almost, almost... - Yes. 342 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,720 - I'm having fun. - Here comes someone, can you... 343 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,000 I guess I just have to get used to it. 344 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,720 - Wonderful canapés, Sarah. - Thank you. 345 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,760 Yes, I love that. 346 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,840 Taggie O'Hara makes those. 347 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920 Yes! 348 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,600 Yes, I asked her for the recipe. 349 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,560 What are you cooking for us? 350 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,240 I cook Luigi's famous Beef casserole. 351 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,240 Had to for the recipe almost sleeping with him. 352 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,840 This is Tony's favorite dish. Can't wait to tell him. 353 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,920 Can I do something? 354 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,640 Yes, tell the men they should sit down. 355 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,800 It's like herding cats. 356 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,320 Where's your glass, Lizzie? Did you turn it off again? 357 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Yes. 358 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,280 Sarah? 359 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,760 Did I scare you? 360 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,760 I'm sorry, I brought your nemesis with me. 361 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,000 Mother isn't feeling well today Beattie overheard me on the phone 362 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,000 and insisted instead of coming with her. 363 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,400 She was unstoppable. 364 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,560 Don't worry, I sat her next to James. 365 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,080 You could maybe... 366 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,840 - ... put this in for me. - Nothing better than that. 367 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,080 So then, who needs supplies? 368 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960 Can I take that? Are they ready? 369 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,080 I'm not yet... 370 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,080 - But they look finished. - Oh, yes, they're ready. 371 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,600 - I'm sorry. - Wow. 372 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,880 And what is that again? 373 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,160 Trout mousse with cucumber salad and Melba toast. 374 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,640 - And did it take me long? - No, you're great at cooking. 375 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,120 Beef stew for eight by Luigi from the White Elephant. 376 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200 Oh my God. 377 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,040 You're saving me right now. Thanks. 378 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,520 Look, the same pot. 379 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,600 Can I? 380 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,640 Does your father know that you are cooking for the enemy? 381 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,520 This is the strangest job I've... 382 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,480 - Charles, you are so... - This is Sarah, quick! Here... 383 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,800 - Really? - Yes. 384 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,200 - I knew Sarah doesn't cook. - Please don't say anything. 385 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,840 - I'll get in trouble. - I won't say anything. 386 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,720 - I'm just going to the toilet. - Horseradish? 387 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,400 - I'll get it. - Go upstairs. 388 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,480 I don't have to. 389 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,080 - It's nothing. - OK. 390 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,400 What herb is on top? Monica asks. 391 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,000 - Dill. - Dill? OK. 392 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,080 Paul wants horseradish. 393 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,760 Sarah. No, not in there. 394 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,040 What the hell are you doing here? 395 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,240 I just wanted to see Taggie for a moment. 396 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,120 - Sarah! - Wait. 397 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,800 I have to talk to you. 398 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,160 I'm having a dinner party. 399 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,920 - This can't wait. I'm freaking out. - Yes, definitely. 400 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,440 - They say you're pregnant. - What... 401 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,960 - Who did you get this from? - From Deirdre. Is it true? 402 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,160 - Is it from me? - No! 403 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,600 I'll have it removed, okay? 404 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,840 So please just don't say anything. 405 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,640 - Sarah! Are you in the kitchen? -Oh! Quick, get in there! 406 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,320 I'm not going to any damn... 407 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,520 Simply... 408 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,600 All good! 409 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,440 - Are you okay, darling? - Yes why? 410 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,960 You seem a bit... 411 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,920 You too! 412 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,760 - This is very important! - I know. 413 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,960 Oh, man, my insides. 414 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,120 - It's probably just nerves. - Yes. 415 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,360 Go upstairs and take some Pepto-Bismol. 416 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,480 Yes, fine. 417 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,320 There was someone in the other toilet so I'm high. 418 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,480 No problem. 419 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,720 Very good. 420 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,840 Sit down, have a drink. 421 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,640 Another drink. 422 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,560 - Get in, or Lizzie will see you're gone. - I'm so relieved. 423 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,120 - It's not mine, is it? - No! Fuck off! 424 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,600 - Give me the horseradish. Middle compartment. - Ok, do you know where it is? 425 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,680 - Let me! - OK. 426 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,960 I'm sorry. 427 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,640 - Only takes a second. - Oh God! 428 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,840 What do you have to do here to finally... to get a real drink? 429 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,520 I could knock back a scotch. 430 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,480 - Are we alone? - Looks like this. 431 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,280 Our plan comes together beautifully. 432 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,520 I really believe that a very specific person 433 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,280 will cost her nice job. 434 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,120 That's music to my ears. 435 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,800 Just make sure that me a certain person stays out of the way. 436 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Hello, you two. 437 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,960 Work discussions again? 438 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,120 Paul, you're such a person attentive host. 439 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,800 Follow me every step of the way. 440 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,360 I actually just wanted to 441 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,080 the cheeky little Burgundy to bring in the beef. 442 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,520 What do you think, Tony, should we treat ourselves? 443 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,480 Absolutely. Sorry, I can't leave Monica alone... 444 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,800 I already said how great are you in the election campaign? 445 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,880 Sarah has learned so much from you. 446 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,240 She had a lot to learn. 447 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,840 Indeed, very good! 448 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,720 OK. 449 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,560 This is mine insanely important dinner party, 450 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,480 so I have to get out of there again. Everyone is wondering where I am. 451 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,880 Please finish the main course 452 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,200 and try not to mess it up any more for me. 453 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,160 Oh god... 454 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,760 Okay. 455 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,200 - What can I do? - Can you take this with you? 456 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,320 - Hide the evidence. - OK. 457 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,600 - And surely this is the salty one? - Yes. 458 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,720 Thank you for tonight. I wish I could return the favor. 459 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,320 I mean, return the favor. 460 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:49,200 There's one thing that you could help me with. 461 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,800 - Oh yes? - As soon as we get out of here... 462 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,080 Time for rosé! 463 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,320 This is ridiculous. 464 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,200 - Did Tony say something to you? - About what? 465 00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,280 About what this is all about today! I want to perform at Corinium. 466 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,360 No, he's bad at it, as long as you're still here. 467 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,560 Please open another bottle of red wine. 468 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,200 - Lizzie throws the stuff away. - Yes, understood. 469 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320 All aboard. 470 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,400 - God, she took it. - What do we do now? 471 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,800 - You have to go in there. - It does not work! 472 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,480 - I can't go in there. - But... 473 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,640 - It's the wrong cow! - What? 474 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,040 If you discuss now, you will regret it. Go. 475 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,040 - Potholders! - Yes! 476 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,400 - Wait a moment. - Shit. 477 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,480 Don't eat. I forgot something. 478 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,880 What? 479 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,280 What the hell is going on? Everyone thinks I'm crazy. 480 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,120 Say you forgot the garnish. 481 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200 - Here... - Sarah! 482 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,920 - What? - Oh my God. 483 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 -Sarah. - Bye. 484 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,960 Everything's okay, love... 485 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,040 Sarah, what is your daughter doing? of Tony Baddingham's greatest enemy 486 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,400 in our kitchen? 487 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,640 Please don't tell me that she cooked. 488 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560 It doesn't make any sense. 489 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,320 I'll never be able to cook like Winifred. 490 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840 I just wanted that your evening will be perfect, 491 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,680 so I asked Taggie to help me. 492 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,160 I was in the pantry, Sarah did more. 493 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,880 You shouldn't find out about this. 494 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,440 Come on, no one saw her. 495 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,280 As long as Tony definitely not find out about it. 496 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,640 Absolutely no way. 497 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,480 Good. 498 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,160 Come on, darling. Go back inside 499 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,800 and give everyone more wine. 500 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,480 Well, at least it wasn't Rupert, that stupid ass face. 501 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,960 Sorry about this one the real Luigi cooked. 502 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,520 He's really good. 503 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,480 Yes, I heard that. 504 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,320 Thanks. 505 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,840 Good luck in there. 506 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,640 Go! Out! 507 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,720 - What the hell is this? - What? 508 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,360 Everyone here knows that you have a secret. 509 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,560 If I just listen once, 510 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,640 - that it is mine... - I didn't say anything. Are you? 511 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,760 - Sarah! - Come on! 512 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,880 - What? - Go in there! 513 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,680 darling, 514 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,480 I can't handle Tony alone and now I'm already flirting with Beattie. 515 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,720 She already thinks I want to a little hour in the cloakroom. 516 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,400 No, I'm still looking for the whiskey. 517 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,040 - Oh God, hide me! - No, you... No, no... 518 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,800 Is there scotch here? There's nothing in the sideboard. 519 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,960 - In the wine room. - Wine room? 520 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,480 How noble we are. 521 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,520 Tony. 522 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:40,600 Paul. 523 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,360 Since we're talking... 524 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,080 Could you make sure 525 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,880 that I this week come to the Cotswold sofa? 526 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:54,040 One last appearance before the election. For the victory of the conservatives. 527 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,160 No, yes, no. No, yes. 528 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,960 Let's get it done. That can be done. 529 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,040 Wonderful. 530 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,000 Thank you. 531 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,040 After you. 532 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,040 Paul, there you are. 533 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,880 And you found Tony, good. 534 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,160 Good. Darling? 535 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,840 Beattie wants a scotch, can you bring him in for me? 536 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,480 I might drink one too. 537 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,400 Tony. 538 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,480 I'm going to see your doctor next week, okay? 539 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,200 What's with the secrets? 540 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,840 I didn't cook this. OK? It's not about the baby. 541 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,520 Listen, become the pregnancy leave as quickly as possible, 542 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,960 Otherwise there will be no more dinner parties, okay? 543 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,560 No more Uncensored, got it? 544 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,800 You're out of the show, until you sort it out. 545 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,960 Beef casserole... Beef casserole... Beef casserole... 546 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,240 Beef...beef casserole... 547 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,080 Sorry, guys. 548 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,720 Here is the beef casserole. 549 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,800 Brilliant. 550 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,480 I love plum crumble. 551 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,520 But Taggie O'Hara cooked all the food, 552 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,920 and Sarah hid them in the kitchen. 553 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,760 No, you're kidding! 554 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,360 There's Gerald! 555 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,960 Nice to go vote tomorrow. Rupert Campbell Black. 556 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,320 Gerry! 557 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,560 Hello. 558 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,320 Nice day for walking. 559 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,800 Hello, my Georgie. 560 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,240 You're a beauty. 561 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,200 Does Tony know you? are you on good terms with the enemy? 562 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,600 We've all known each other for far too long for such nonsense. 563 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,920 We already have the Junior Hunt Ball the punch bowl adulterated, 564 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,320 before we knew which is a television franchise. 565 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,440 Muffy, your godmother was perhaps a whirlwind. 566 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,160 Gerry, darling. 567 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,560 Do you need help? 568 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,320 - Mummy, are you bringing David back? - Naturally. 569 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,880 - Have fun. - Bye. 570 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,760 - Come on, David. - Yes, give me a few. 571 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,440 Nice to see her so happy. 572 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,240 I never thought that she finds someone. 573 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,520 Rupert Campbell Black. 574 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,680 She's special, isn't she? Your muffy. 575 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,360 She is a fighter. 576 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,680 That was in polo quite a surprise. 577 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,560 Yes. I'm sorry. 578 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,440 - You weren't there when that happened. - I mean... 579 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,880 - I didn't know you... - ... you like dogs and horses? 580 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,120 Yes, exactly. 581 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,680 You know that, when you find your partner. 582 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,000 Suddenly everything about you makes sense. 583 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,280 You have to the corners screw it completely tight. Look. 584 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,880 Then it has to be left for a few weeks. 585 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,000 weeks? 586 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,480 That's where you learn patience, right? 587 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,160 Have had this a few times made with my brownies. 588 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,760 Are you going there too, Tab? 589 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,040 You only go for brownies, if you don't have a pony. 590 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,440 We can use it to decorate cards later, like this one from me. 591 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,440 - What does Taggie stand for? - Agatha. Terrible, right? 592 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,080 Tabitha is much more beautiful. 593 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,200 I don't like it, when people call me Tabby. 594 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,280 Sounds like a cat. 595 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,200 My parents call me Day, which sounds a lot like Tab. 596 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,160 If Marcus shouted "Tab", 597 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,200 we would both storm off and crash into each other in the door. 598 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,560 In Warwickshire you can see Biscuit, my new pony. 599 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,800 That would be great. 600 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,920 Tab! 601 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,360 - In here! - Here we are! 602 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,400 Can taggie today come with us to Warwickshire 603 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,720 and see biscuit? 604 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,040 Biscuits? Sounds like a delicious dessert. 605 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,600 - Please, daddy. - She can come with me 606 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,400 and eat burgers with us. 607 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,520 I wanted to drive Mrs. M home, so... 608 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,680 I'm running. It's not far. 609 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,520 You go look at the pony. 610 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,720 Lunch? 611 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,600 I... 612 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,720 - Yes! Yes! - OK. 613 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,680 You have to meet Biscuit. Come! 614 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,760 Okay, okay. 615 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,600 - I'm coming, I'm coming. -What Tabitha says goes. 616 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,920 Whoever gets to the car first. Go! 617 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,640 Table eleven wants to order. 618 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,480 Oh no! 619 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,680 Please look again at table twelve. 620 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,760 Yes. 621 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,160 Was a complete success. 622 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,160 Are you okay, Mr. Campbell-Black? 623 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,720 Perfect. I'd like another one, Kevin. 624 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,120 - And the dessert menu. - Come immediately. 625 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,280 We can if Cameron isn't there. 626 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,320 Stupid Cameron thinks Fruit salad is a dessert. Yuck. 627 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,960 Cameron isn't stupid. 628 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,000 When I met her, I also found her a bit creepy. 629 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,240 Even Daddy found her definitely a bit scary. 630 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,040 I was scared to death. 631 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,720 If Cameron and Dad get married, she would be our stepmother. 632 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,280 - I definitely won't call her mother. - You don't have to. 633 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,640 Malise doesn't force you either to call him daddy. 634 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,040 You're so lucky with all the extra adults. 635 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,640 Are you one of them too? 636 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,400 I could be your adult friend. 637 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,680 - Delicious as always, Basil. - The wine or the girl? 638 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:47,680 Please. 639 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,440 Thanks. 640 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,520 And this is for you. 641 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,880 Thanks. 642 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,600 That was it. That was it. 643 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,560 Aren't supervillains banned from here? 644 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,120 The nearest location for a conspiracy round. 645 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,840 Don't worry, I'll charge double. 646 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,840 Have you discussed all the program ideas, that you stole? 647 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,040 I don't steal anything. 648 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,040 We have everything we need. We are here with the family. 649 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,120 Just like you. 650 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,680 And congratulations. 651 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,680 I didn't even know that you have three such beautiful children. 652 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,880 Have another nice evening. 653 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,040 Mr Stratton, welcome back to Corinium. 654 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,000 - Nice to see you. - Thanks. 655 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,440 I just wanted to say I'll see you tomorrow will definitely choose. 656 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,120 That is very nice. 657 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,200 Thank you, Doreen. 658 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,840 Deirdre. 659 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,160 The weather will be wonderful tomorrow 660 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,880 for a walk into town, but don't forget, 661 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:02,000 to vote on the way to the ice cream truck. 662 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,640 On behalf of all of us I say, 663 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:06,040 just like to the candidates all other parties, 664 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:10,400 We wish you good luck for the election victory in Cotchester. 665 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,480 Yes, of course. 666 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,320 I hope people to continue serving in Cotchester, 667 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,160 but honestly I am already the happiest man. 668 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,800 And Sarah and I will be in the have to do well in the next few months. 669 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,440 Wonderful, and as I said... 670 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,920 We're having a baby. 671 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:32,840 Excuse me? 672 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,680 We couldn't be happier. 673 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,400 Of course it is today everything is different than back then. 674 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,760 Nowadays men probably change diapers too. 675 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,880 Well... 676 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,840 How wonderful, this first in the Cotswold Round. 677 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,720 And after the break: 678 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,640 Stew. Cottage, Shepherd's or just completely down to earth? 679 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,720 God! 680 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,640 How did he find out? 681 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,360 I didn't tell him. 682 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,120 We don't know who it was and what else they know. 683 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,200 Oh my God. Now I guess I have to go through with it. 684 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,600 Babies are born every day. You can do it. 685 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,800 Go home and celebrate with your husband. 686 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,800 Tonight comes Uncensored. Please let me do the show. 687 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,640 Let me make it up to you. 688 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,840 Beattie does it alone as planned. 689 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,880 - But... - We're not changing the show now. 690 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,840 I said you're out, until you sort out your little problem. 691 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,800 In my opinion the problem is 692 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,440 if at all, If anything, it's gotten even bigger, right? 693 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200 Go. 694 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,320 We'll do it tonight, as planned? 695 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,400 Yes. 696 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,160 With full force. 697 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,080 For the benefit. 698 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:14,760 How did you find out? 699 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,560 I have Winifred seen pregnant several times. 700 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,640 I know the signs. 701 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,040 Did you plan on telling me sometime? to say in the next six months, 702 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,040 or did you want to one day after shopping 703 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,520 come back with a baby? 704 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,640 How could you expose me like that 705 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,320 on live television, 706 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,840 and announce it, like it's part of your election campaign? 707 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,920 I said it because I believe that you are being pressured into having an abortion. 708 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,200 And I don't want that. 709 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,120 Tony and you, you're over talked about an abortion. 710 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,680 Do I have no say in this? 711 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,160 It is also my child. 712 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,800 How selfish. 713 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,000 I'm selfish? 714 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,320 You were the one who wanted to get rid of it for her career. 715 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,920 At least my career is going well. 716 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,760 You know, many women would be happy to have a baby, 717 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,560 with a father who knows that. 718 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,360 Sure, you were certainly irreplaceable. 719 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,360 Did you frame Winifred? 720 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,920 Like me? 721 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,200 Unlike you, she wasn't constant looking for a way out. 722 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,120 I bet she was happy to find one, 723 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,280 if you love them even half as much disgusted like me. 724 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,120 God. Do you know... I'm done. I'm done! 725 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,680 I hope you lose your seat to the Monster Raving Loonies. 726 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,800 - Mom! - Hi darling. 727 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,120 Hello, Tab. Did you have fun? 728 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,920 - Yes, we had. - Hello! 729 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,280 -Hi. - Mummy, this is Taggie. 730 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,440 Yes, we know each other. 731 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,560 She's a babysitter and she's brilliant. 732 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,960 I introduce her to Biscuit. 733 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,200 Come! 734 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,840 Marcus, are you coming? 735 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,400 babysitter. 736 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,280 She is Declan O'Hara's daughter. 737 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,440 There was a woman this morning with a film crew here. Corinium. 738 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,720 - Have you spoken to them? - No. 739 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,600 I told her to go away. 740 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,360 You should know People are snooping around here. 741 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,160 Probably because of the election. 742 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,880 - So how was Venice? - The purest cultural paradise. 743 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,680 Do you want to see the photos? 744 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,960 - No thanks. - No. 745 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,440 He's lovely, isn't he? 746 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,760 He welcomes you for a candy. Look. 747 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,960 Do you want a candy, biscuit? 748 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,480 That was a yes. Please. 749 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,120 Biscuits! 750 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,760 Now say hello to Taggie. 751 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,280 Your children are very beautiful. 752 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,680 No wonder, with such a beautiful mother. 753 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,600 - Is it torture to see her now? - Bad, she bores me to death. 754 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,600 I wonder how I endured it. 755 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,120 How does Malise do it? 756 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,720 - He's a lot older, right? - Yes. 757 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,640 When he talks about war, he means the Crimean War. 758 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,040 Wow. 759 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,560 How did she meet him? 760 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,640 - There was my Chef d'équipe. - A chef? 761 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,280 - Like me. - No ... 762 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,440 - Why? - Boss in the sense of boss. 763 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,120 Led the British show jumping team. 764 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,320 I guess he was my mentor. 765 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,560 I mean Mr Miyagi. 766 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,880 Must have been hard losing him to her. 767 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:52,840 The only thing that annoys me is that Malise accomplished what I failed at. 768 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,800 To be honest, I guess I did never made a woman happy. 769 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,960 Not very long. 770 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,440 You know, I pass at any time like to look after them. 771 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,800 I want Cameron don't get in the way. 772 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,400 I wish Cameron gets along so well with the kids. 773 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,080 You're going to be an incredible mother. 774 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,080 I wish... 775 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,320 You're great with them. 776 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,400 Today I have saw another side of you. 777 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,280 It was a beautiful day. 778 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,600 I don't even want to that the sun goes down. 779 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,200 When Helen left me I could hardly look at her anymore. 780 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,400 Not because of her. 781 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,800 Just because of the pain in her eyes. 782 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,800 This must never happen to me again. 783 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,440 I'm serious, day. It shouldn't. 784 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,480 I won't do that to you too. 785 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,400 I did it. 786 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,120 I left Paul! 787 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,440 My God. 788 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,040 - I should go. - Thanks for today. I'm calling. 789 00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,720 I'm sorry. I didn't know where else to go. I... 790 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,720 I don't have any friends at all. 791 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,680 I love cheese sandwiches. Thank you, Shelley. 792 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,360 - Is that chutney? - No, jam. 793 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,160 - We're back! - Surprise! 794 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:28,640 - Hello folks. - I thought you weren't coming until tomorrow. 795 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,120 We have something to announce. 796 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,600 - You tell them. - No you. 797 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,880 The BBC called me at the hotel in Ireland. 798 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,120 Yeats has the green light. 799 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,720 Dad, that's great! 800 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,360 - Yes! - Thank God! 801 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,680 That means I belong now officially to Venturer? 802 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,880 Yes. 803 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,640 But it should to be delivered in three months. 804 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,720 We're flying back early. There is a lot to do. 805 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:53,880 Get to work. 806 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,040 Why was Taggie O'Hara here? 807 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,120 For babysitting. 808 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,560 I was worried to see you in the pantry. 809 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:03,640 She's far too young. 810 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,720 What does age actually mean? 811 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,760 - It's just a number. - Yes, now. 812 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,280 Think ahead a few years. Like me and Paul. 813 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,560 Oh God. 814 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,640 Sarah... 815 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,160 Why are you here? 816 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,920 Uncensored is on tonight without me. 817 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,200 Beattie hosts alone, and I believe she delivers me to the knife. 818 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,960 I think she knows something about me. 819 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,120 And that will ruin everything. 820 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:38,880 She will see me live crucify on national television. 821 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,160 No, I think this... Let me go. 822 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,400 We're going live... 823 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,600 UNCENSORED 824 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,480 Five, four, 825 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,720 three, two, one. 826 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,360 And please, Beattie. 827 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,680 Good evening and welcome to Uncensored, 828 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,720 the station's most indecent program. 829 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,400 You may have noticed that I'm alone tonight. 830 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,760 Sarah is resting because of her pregnancy, 831 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,760 which was announced today on Corinium. 832 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,680 In today's special edition 833 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,680 let's reveal the scandal behind the smooth facade of a national idol. 834 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,360 Now it starts. 835 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,760 Whatever she says about you, We'll find a solution, okay? 836 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,560 Sports Minister Rupert Campbell-Black. 837 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,120 You'd better buckle up. 838 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,720 This is going to be a wild ride. 839 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,080 Subtitles by: Dennis Paluch