1 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,479 This is the part of the journey 2 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,898 that I was, honestly, most excited about. 3 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,817 The Maori culture, I think, is gonna be fascinating. 4 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,236 - Yes. - It's such a unique culture. 5 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,654 I know very little about it. 6 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,490 Yeah, I can't wait to dive deep 7 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:13,991 into their rich traditions. 8 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:15,701 Now, one of the things I love about New Zealand 9 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,662 is how you just see that Maori presence everywhere. 10 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,498 I really want to honor their culture. 11 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,209 And I hope that we can share some of ours, too. 12 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,503 The Maori are the indigenous people 13 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,506 of Mainland New Zealand, or Aotearoa. 14 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,467 They came here from East Polynesia in the 1300s, 15 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,677 and they lived here for many centuries in isolation, 16 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:35,387 developing their own culture, 17 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:38,182 featuring completely unique music, myths, 18 00:01:38,349 --> 00:01:41,227 as well as incredible arts and craftsmanship. 19 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,853 However, British colonization 20 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,480 pushed the Maori to the sidelines. 21 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:45,773 The country still wrestles 22 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,441 with the effects of its colonial past, 23 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,777 but in recent years has made efforts to support 24 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,570 Maori culture by preserving traditions 25 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,155 and incorporating the language. 26 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,617 Today there are about 900,000 Maori here, 27 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,161 equal to about 17% of the population. 28 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,746 Many of them are standing up to make sure 29 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,706 that their culture is not only remembered 30 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:04,542 but thrives in the 21st century. 31 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,173 It's just amazing to see the Maori way of life 32 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,591 come back to the forefront 33 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,218 after it had been diminished for so long. 34 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:15,553 Yes, yes. 35 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,096 Um, and we're going to a marae? 36 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,806 Yes, a marae. 37 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:21,100 And we're gonna be experiencing some--well, the haka. 38 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:22,893 The haka. 39 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:26,105 I've only witnessed the haka performed a couple of times, 40 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,565 actually, at some rugby tournaments. 41 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:28,899 Oh, live. So you've seen it live? 42 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,442 - Live, yes. - Yeah, it's amazing live. 43 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,069 And something right up your street-- 44 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,154 learning about some Maori fighting techniques. 45 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,739 Oh, we're gonna have a lot of fun. 46 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,450 - And we're doing a waka. - A waka race. 47 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:39,743 Yes. 48 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,161 Now, someone is behind us. 49 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,288 Well, not a policemen. 50 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,956 I hope it isn't. 51 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,958 Just look like you- you know what you're doing. 52 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,585 Excuse me, Officer. 53 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:51,130 I've been abducted by Ginger Man here. 54 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,632 I don't know where he's taking me, but it don't look good. 55 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,593 I don't know. Is that Texas or something or-- 56 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:56,760 The accent I'm doing? 57 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,304 - Yeah. - I don't know. It's sort of... 58 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,097 I just like doing it. I find it kind com-comforting. 59 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,599 Right. 60 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:02,933 It's like my happy place. 61 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,602 Oh, it's your happy place. 62 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,353 Being with him, whoever he is. 63 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,439 Yeah, it's a little worrying when you do it late at night. 64 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,694 Now, the marae we're visiting today 65 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,988 is located in Rotorua, 66 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,949 which is known for its geothermal hot springs 67 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,367 and its pristine lakes 68 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,202 and lush, deep forests. 69 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,002 Anyhow, we're here at a-a marae. 70 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,086 - Yeah. - Yes. 71 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,463 But what is a marae? 72 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,298 A marae is the belonging place, 73 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,799 or what we call a turangawaewae, 74 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:37,051 for our people. 75 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,428 All of this area is called a marae. 76 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,971 So the courtyard is the atea. 77 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,348 That's where we welcome people, 78 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,309 our funerals, our celebrations, meetings, 79 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,561 everything in Maoridom happens here. 80 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,195 Pick it up now, Graham. 81 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:08,916 So it basically is welcome to-- 82 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,752 on behalf of the tribe of the people that are here, 83 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,337 and welcome and welcome 84 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,631 and acknowledging our connection 85 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:16,924 through our families, too. 86 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,479 When you're ready. 87 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:37,194 That's, uh, our language from where we come from, Scotland. 88 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,237 It's Gaelic. 89 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:40,030 My name is Graham, 90 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,700 son of Alexander, son of George, 91 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,285 son of Alexander, son of Duncan. 92 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,455 My clan is Clan McTavish. 93 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:52,126 And Sam's clan is Clan Galloway. 94 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:56,547 We wear the colors of our clan today, our kilts, 95 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,590 to bring you something of our culture 96 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,551 as you have welcomed us with yours, 97 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:01,885 and this is a great honor. 98 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,555 - We are going to sing to you. 99 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:08,308 Bear with us, but this is the song of our nation. 100 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,770 ♪ That stood against him ♪ 101 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:12,896 Against who? 102 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,899 ♪ Proud Edward's Army ♪ 103 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,111 ♪ And sent him homeward ♪ 104 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:22,865 ♪ To think again ♪ 105 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,491 Thank you. 106 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,785 We're gonna go and have a pressing of noses, 107 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,912 which symbolizes the sharing of the breath of life. 108 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,042 - Good singing. - Thank you. 109 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,059 What we have here is a poi. 110 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,435 Poi. 111 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,270 Days of old, this was a training implement 112 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,980 - used by our males. - Mm-hmm. 113 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,191 The ball here, there'd be a rock inside, 114 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,902 and wrapped around that was a fiber we called raupo, 115 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:02,446 which is the inner fibers of the flax plant. 116 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,031 So I'm gonna hand you that one there. 117 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,657 Uh-oh. I'm getting a feeling this could be kind of dangerous 118 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,159 - if you've got a rock in there. - Hand you that one there. 119 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,745 The males would use it in days of old like this. 120 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:12,122 - Ah. - Beat it on the wrist. 121 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,457 Ooh! 122 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,584 Beautiful. Beautiful. 123 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,169 So this will strengthen and supple the wrist 124 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:20,464 and the forearm for training for war. 125 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:21,840 For coordination in battle? 126 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,509 - Yes. Yes. - Flexibility and strength? 127 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,761 Now we use it in terms of percussion. 128 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:26,678 Oh, this is an instrument. 129 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,222 It's an instrument. 130 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,350 So the first action is we flip it up, up around, 131 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,227 and catch with our hand facing down. 132 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,978 - Oy! - Hey! 133 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,605 You're getting a bit close to my poi, I'm just saying. 134 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,981 Yeah, I'm getting a little worried I might hit you. 135 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,149 No, you're getting a bit close. 136 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,818 Poi-ay. Poi-ay. 137 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,486 He's actually got really good hips, like, when he dances. 138 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,113 Like, it'd be quite good little--get in the hip action. 139 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,322 Actually, yeah, we can if you want. 140 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,658 I'm not doing... No, no. You don't want that. 141 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,953 - Maybe a step too far for us. 142 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,996 - I was doing so well! - That's okay. That's okay. 143 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,832 That's okay. So I go first. 144 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,083 - Yeah. We repeat. - You follow after me. 145 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,584 I think we can do that. 146 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,086 This is--this is flashbacks to the Highland dancing. 147 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,170 Yes. 148 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,843 We weren't very good at that either, yeah. 149 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,427 Oh, I'm sure you guys will be fine. 150 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,720 Just keep in time. 151 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,848 We go... 152 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:27,865 And again. 153 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,209 Very good. Hold it there. 154 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:43,630 That was fantastic. 155 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,132 Yes! 156 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,175 It was absolutely fantastic. 157 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,968 Sorry I hit you with my poi, by the way. 158 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,553 Just to really make the most of the situation, 159 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,054 I thought I'd introduce the long. 160 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,723 - The long. - The long poi. 161 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,936 Wow. You do it so gracefully as well. 162 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,230 You're about to see it not graceful. 163 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,315 - Yeah. 164 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,609 Open up your pinkie and pop it in. 165 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,319 - Oh. - Oh! 166 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,987 Whoo-hoo-hoo. Slowly bring them together. 167 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,405 - Oh. - They're obsessive, actually. 168 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:09,907 It's a little bit like juggling, but-- 169 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:10,991 - Do you juggle? - I do. 170 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,744 Of course you do. 171 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,913 Why do my poi keep banging into each other? 172 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,581 Yeah, how do you stop the banging? 173 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,335 - Right, well... - Right, yes. 174 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:23,420 Let's do something we're even worse at. 175 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:24,838 - Yeah. - Let's do this. 176 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,049 - Go for it. Go for it. - Thank you. 177 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,594 Kia ora, gentlemen. 178 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,054 Kia ora. 179 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,514 Right, we're into fighting techniques 101. 180 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,933 So the Maoris-- 181 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,559 they fought very fierce battles in the land wars 182 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,269 against the, uh-- the colonial government. 183 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,605 - So they've always trained. - Yeah. 184 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,774 The taiaha is the most preferred weapon 185 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,359 - of the Maori warrior. - Mm. 186 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,444 This is for close hand-to-hand combat. 187 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:50,948 We used to go to war and fight with taiaha. 188 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,366 It's certainly got a bit of a blade on it, 189 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,575 and with the right amount of force, 190 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,202 it's definitely gonna do a lot of damage, isn't it? 191 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,370 Absolutely. 192 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,205 So what do you think that might be? 193 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,790 - Tongue. - No. 194 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,250 - Tongue. Absolutely. - Yes. 195 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,335 So, when we poke out our tongue, 196 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,295 it's a sign of defiance. 197 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,547 I'm gonna do whatever I want to do to you. 198 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,841 And I've seen it on some of the statues here as well. 199 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,301 Yes. 200 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,552 They've got tongues sticking out. 201 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,845 So it's defiant, right. 202 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,013 Very strong, very defiant. 203 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,181 This is who we are. 204 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,432 So that's the arero. Say arero. 205 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,684 - Arero. - Ka pai, boys. 206 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,978 This here-- this is called the awe. 207 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,980 - Ka pai, awe. Awe. - Awe. 208 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,731 This is usually made out of feather. 209 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,650 Now, the awe is used to distract. 210 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,318 - Ka pai? - Aye, nice. 211 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,320 So, when you shake it like that, you go ahead and boom. 212 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,490 - I didn't even see that coming. 213 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:34,992 This feels a bit like some of the training 214 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,326 we did for Outlander. 215 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,745 - Oh, my God. - Six... 216 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,706 - seven, okay. - And you're dead. 217 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:43,000 So the first um, step that we're gonna do, gents, 218 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,461 is right foot back, left foot in front. 219 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,964 And then just a nice little... 220 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,674 you know, can you feel it? 221 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,009 Yeah, I'm feeling this. 222 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,469 When I call the next move, toro pai pai, 223 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,515 all you will do is drop this taiaha to your left hand 224 00:09:58,682 --> 00:09:59,516 and bring it up to there. 225 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,143 - Ka pai? - Ka pai. 226 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,894 This is basically we're offering the taiaha 227 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,230 to the god of Tumatauenga and saying, 228 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,357 "Power it up, guy. Power up." 229 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,817 - Ka pai? - Ka pai. 230 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,193 And go. 231 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,403 Ano. 232 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:12,696 Go. 233 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,031 Ano. 234 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,574 Go. 235 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,535 Okay, this is a form of hammerhead shark. 236 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:19,745 - Mm. - Oh, wow. 237 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,204 Ka pai? 238 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,040 So this is representing the hammerhead shark, 239 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,750 which was our kaitiaki that guided us here. 240 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,752 Ah, like a spiritual guardian. 241 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,378 Yeah. To there. 242 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,465 Next move, we're gonna do a step forward, 243 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,509 and we're gonna cross over, just like this. 244 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,386 There. 245 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,055 And then when I say... 246 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,973 ...we just go back to the center. 247 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,601 And your eyes should be on either side of that. 248 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,478 - Oh, 'cause it's center. - Ah. 249 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,646 Taringa whakarongo, which means listen. 250 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,275 - One, two, three! 251 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,819 - One, two, three! 252 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,238 Taringa whakarongo. 253 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,464 - Hoo! - Come on! Hey? 254 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,258 That's pretty much a quick lesson on taiaha 101. 255 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,677 - Wow. That is amazing. - Beautiful. 256 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,054 Now what we're gonna do is, uh, 257 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,847 we're gonna put our taiaha down. 258 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,432 - Mm-hmm. - And then I'm just gonna 259 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,975 give you the essence of haka. 260 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,689 Yeah, so we- we heard that the haka 261 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:30,732 was originally a war dance, 262 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:31,983 and the facial expressions 263 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,486 were meant to intimidate opponents. 264 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:41,326 But it's also a ceremony and celebration, too, right? 265 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,870 Yes. Ha is "breath." Ka is "fire." 266 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,622 The haka is about our people. 267 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,332 There's many forms of haka. 268 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,835 Some can be about a historical event that happened. 269 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,753 Something could be about a chief, 270 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,797 you know, that we're very proud of. 271 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,841 So you're sort of showing respect to that person 272 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,801 - by performing this haka? - Yeah, as a tribute. 273 00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,386 The very well-known is the All Blacks one, right? 274 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,679 - Yeah. - I think, you know, 275 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:01,972 we've seen it in rugby tournaments. 276 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,390 - Yep. - I've always wanted to know-- 277 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,642 what is that particular haka about? 278 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:09,020 Well, Ka Mate is actually from Ngati Toa 279 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,230 down in Wellington. 280 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,898 That's their chief. 281 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,067 He basically had, uh, these warriors chasing him, 282 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,819 catching up with him. 283 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,321 And, um, he hid so they didn't find him. 284 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,739 In the last part of the haka, 285 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,491 he's saying, "Ka Mate, Ka Mate, 286 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:22,701 am I gonna die, am I gonna die?" 287 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:23,827 "Ka ora. Ka ora. 288 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,495 Or will I live? Or will I live?" 289 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,998 So we go... 290 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,499 Hit the chest. 291 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,501 Okay, and then you grab right hand. 292 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,382 Fantastic. 293 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,009 Bring it in, man. Bring it in. 294 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,178 - That was awesome. - Aye. 295 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,388 - Thank you for sharing, like... - Yeah, this has been amazing. 296 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,140 ...your culture, your heritage with us. 297 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,267 - Absolutely. - It feels like a real honor. 298 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,228 - It really does. - It's a pleasure for us. 299 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,479 - It's where we want it to be. - Absolutely. 300 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,064 If you don't understand something, 301 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,732 then people either fear it or, you know-- 302 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,275 Or try and suppress it. 303 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,568 - Yeah. - Yeah. 304 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,861 Which is uh, what happened to us. 305 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,655 Even my mother was getting stripped at school 306 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,823 - for speaking her language. - Is that right? 307 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,158 - Yeah. Hmm. - Your mother? 308 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,160 And it's great for us to actually be, um, 309 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,912 coming out of that darkness. 310 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,580 Feels like it's-- it is alive again, 311 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,499 and it feels like you guys are celebrating it. 312 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,500 - And I think it's-- - Yeah, it is. 313 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,751 It always has been. 314 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,628 But it was always just pigeonholed 315 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,297 by, uh, non-Maori ways we've known. 316 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,007 No, actually, we'll just own it ourselves and do it 317 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,259 - how we want to do it. - That's right. 318 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,969 - It's our thing. - Yeah. 319 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,429 We love sharing it with people that have got an open heart 320 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,766 to receive um, that as well because it's what matters to us. 321 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:10,767 Absolutely. 322 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,647 That was an incredible honor. 323 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,357 I feel so energized. 324 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,943 Yeah, I know. It was just so powerful. 325 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,529 But now we're off to learn about Maori tattoos. 326 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,030 Tattoos, yes. 327 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,532 And I've seen a lot of people here with tattoos. 328 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,908 So I would love to know-- 329 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,118 I think they tell a story as well. 330 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,452 - They're not-- - Right. 331 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,787 They're not just decorative. 332 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,289 I know. I just had this image 333 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,748 of you getting a tattoo on you. 334 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,666 I don't think tattooing really is me. 335 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,459 - No. - I don't know. 336 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,086 You don't have any tattoos, do you? 337 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,130 - Or do you have a secret one? - Do I have tattoos...? 338 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,800 Well, that's for me to know and you to find out. 339 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,677 - What? - I would love a tattoo. 340 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,512 - Would you really? - Yeah. 341 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,888 If you had a tattoo, what would it be? 342 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,307 I have been thinking about it. 343 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,975 What, the entire first book of Outlander 344 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,059 - just tattooed on your body? - Yeah. 345 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,312 We should get a Men in Kilts tattoo. 346 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,397 What, like, to commemorate our experience? 347 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,566 Yeah. We should get a-a matching tattoo. 348 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,985 You go first. 349 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,741 Gentlemen, we're at your tattoo parlor. 350 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,160 - The name of it is... - Moko 101. 351 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,078 Moko 101. 352 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,039 And you guys here are- are doing a lot of contemporary tattoos 353 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,041 but also traditional, am I right? 354 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,959 Yeah, as we like to call it-- we call it moko. 355 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,502 - Mm-hmm. - I think tattoo is 356 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,338 the closest English word you could use for it, 357 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,839 but it's actually quite different there. 358 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,341 - Ah! Oh, right. - Right. 359 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,217 Well, that- that really does expose my ignorance. 360 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,512 So, uh, literally, you wouldn't describe them as tattoos. 361 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,432 No. Well, a tattoo can be any sort of thing 362 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,352 that sort of marks your skin permanently, you know? 363 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,228 Moko tells a story, yes, but it tells a story 364 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,189 of that particular individual. 365 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,149 - Wow. - That's always been inside you. 366 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,109 And my job is just to reveal the moko that's already there. 367 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,570 Usually someone will come in, will sit down for a good hour, 368 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,365 may speak about where they want to get the moko... 369 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,532 - Hmm. - ...and what they want to say. 370 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,159 And as they're talking, 371 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,744 and so you sort of start drawing as they talk, 372 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:53,620 so that there's no way anyone else 373 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,788 could ever have gotten that moko 374 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,457 You want something that talks about where you're from. 375 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,250 Do you want to speak about your family, 376 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,252 where you were raised, how that was? 377 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,422 - It's 100% about you. - Yeah. 378 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,883 There's a real resurgence of, I guess, more traditional, 379 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,718 and I've seen, certainly, the facial tattoo. 380 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,261 - Yes. - And we've seen 381 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,763 that there's broadcasters, there's politicians 382 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,598 now wearing them, 383 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,058 which you probably wouldn't have seen maybe ten years. 384 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,810 To be true, it's been a long, hard struggle 385 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,396 for moko to have its resurgence that it has. 386 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,855 - Mm. - But we're very, very fortunate 387 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,899 for the people that fought the hard battles. 388 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,609 Until recently, would you say 389 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,778 that-that there was a stigma attached to it? 390 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,154 Well, one, originally would have been 391 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,739 when Christianity first come here, 392 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,741 and they seen it as quite paganistic. 393 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,660 But, you know, if- if you really break it down, 394 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,162 it's actually quite personal and quite special. 395 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,622 And another stigma that's attached to it-- 396 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,457 and we've got to pay them homage, you know-- 397 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,335 the gangs in New Zealand played a big role in maintaining 398 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,753 - moko for a long time. - Right. 399 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,088 'Cause everyone else was too scared to. 400 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,715 - Mm-hmm. - Right. 401 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,341 I mean, if I do moko, you know, I try to tell them, 402 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,343 you know, "Let the kids see, bring the kids in," 403 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,430 because if we want it to be easier for tomorrow, 404 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,931 we got to let tomorrow watch. 405 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,808 Yeah, it's a lifelong work. 406 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,518 - Yeah. - Yeah, absolutely. 407 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,769 Wow. So what are we, uh-- 408 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,771 what are we gonna do to Graham today? 409 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,609 Luckily, today, um, we're gonna be drawing something on 410 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,278 just so you can see how the process works. 411 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,363 - Oh, really? - Oh, great. 412 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,906 You're up first, Graham. 413 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,992 Let's see how your story becomes a moko. 414 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:18,288 My father was a pilot, um, Scottish, 415 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,415 my mother from an Irish background, 416 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,334 and they both served in the Armed Forces. 417 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:27,380 With my father, he was away a lot when I was growing up. 418 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,299 So I didn't see him 419 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,926 as much as I would like to have. 420 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,471 My mother didn't work. She looked after the family. 421 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,931 My brother and sister were much older than me, 422 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:41,311 so I was effectively, um, really from the age of five, 423 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,146 an only child. 424 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:48,818 And I came into fatherhood myself, 425 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,404 uh, very late in life, really. 426 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,200 I feel like I am re-creating 427 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,160 the life of my father 428 00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:01,164 but trying to correct the absence that I felt. 429 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,000 It's probably the most important thing in my life, 430 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,837 that I have that constant, um, connection with my children. 431 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,882 You know, there's a- a show that we do 432 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,842 that talks about time travel. 433 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,844 And people often ask me, 434 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,931 "Oh, where would you travel if you could travel back in time?" 435 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,391 And I always say to them, "I would travel back in 436 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,228 to just spend one day with my dad"... 437 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,771 Yeah. 438 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,856 ..."and ask him all the questions I never got to." 439 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,406 Moko also plays a huge role. 440 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,200 So we call it omowa. 441 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,035 A omowa means "things that heal." 442 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,412 Hmm. - A lot of people come, 443 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,415 and sometimes it might be to do a moko about someone 444 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,292 that they've just really lost, and that's been really painful. 445 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,418 Mm. 446 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,711 And so they wear them 447 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,088 on them as a constant reminder 448 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,798 of the good things about that person. 449 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,592 So it plays a huge role in healing people, too. 450 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,889 Okay, so you said that my left arm 451 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,558 is something I hold close to me. 452 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,811 Well, my dad left when I was, uh, very young, 453 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,771 three years old, so I didn't-- I didn't know him at all. 454 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,189 Yeah. 455 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,691 I actually didn't know his name. 456 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,484 And uh, my mum brought me up 457 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,404 with my elder brother in the south of Scotland. 458 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:17,907 She's--she's been very, very strong my whole life. 459 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,451 And she struggled, I think, to look after two young boys. 460 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:24,497 Um, and it probably wasn't until I was... 461 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:28,084 mid 20s that I finally, uh, met my dad. 462 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,545 And, actually, very recently, 463 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,672 I got to see him just before he died, 464 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,924 which was uh, incredible, just to learn about him and his life. 465 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,595 And, uh, we spent a few days together. 466 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,184 I work a lot, and I'm very fortunate. 467 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,561 But I always put it first. 468 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:50,440 So I guess, uh, relationships are difficult. 469 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,775 Um... 470 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,528 And Scotland, Scotland is a very big part of... 471 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,988 I hold very dear to me. 472 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,948 Hence the reason I'm wearing a kilt, I think. 473 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,451 It's a place that I've never, ever been--Scotland. 474 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:04,454 Whether you believe it or not, we got Scottish in us. 475 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,706 - Yeah, right, yeah. - Yeah. 476 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,125 So we've still got our tartan. 477 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,628 We've still got our... Our family name was McCallum. 478 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,006 I think it's incredible that--that uh, you guys 479 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,550 can trace your lineage back there and... 480 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,802 you're a mix of these cultures. 481 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,639 Yeah, well, it's--it's really important to us, eh? 482 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,932 I come from a very small family, 483 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,767 but, actually, when you look back, 484 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,311 you realize you come from this huge, huge, 485 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:32,023 you know, line of-- of relatives, so... 486 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,150 Uh, and I guess, in a way, you're not alone. 487 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,319 Yeah. 488 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,576 Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. 489 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,037 - See? - Wow. 490 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,997 That's amazing. 491 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,085 ...represents the learnings and the teachings 492 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,836 that you got from both of your parents growing up. 493 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,338 Mm-hmm. 494 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:56,881 The... ...inside it 495 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,841 represents the teaching that you're going to be passing on 496 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,345 from your parents to you to your tamariki, or to your kids. 497 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,681 - Mm. - You know, and so- so it flows. 498 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,224 Just- it's one constant flow into the next. 499 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,227 This one over here is a mangopare. 500 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,980 So a mangopare is a hammerhead shark. 501 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,273 And the hammerhead shark talks about perseverance. 502 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,608 You talked about the hard times, 503 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,527 not having your daddy and all that, you know? 504 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,487 And look at--look at how you've translated it now, 505 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,072 and now you're using it to spend more time 506 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,532 - with your tamariki. - Yeah. 507 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,785 You know, and so- and so that's what it talks about. 508 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,328 - This is so beautiful. - Wow. 509 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,205 Thank you. Just fantastic. 510 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,959 ♪ The story of my life I take her home ♪ 511 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,587 ♪ I drive all night To keep her warm ♪ 512 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,089 ♪ And time... ♪ 513 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,049 - Mm-hmm. 514 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,385 - Um, so, if... - Oh, wow. 515 00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,179 So, if you look at it, it talks about your--your father. 516 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,932 It talks about your dad and then your brother in here. 517 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:49,892 This manaia here represents your mum. 518 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,603 And so it's obviously facing upwards. 519 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:53,771 - Yeah. - I've been giving you advice. 520 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,898 Ah, so she's giving me advice, mm. 521 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,401 And if you look at it, rather than just follow a single line, 522 00:21:58,568 --> 00:21:59,861 all of these colors, they branch off, 523 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,654 colors, they branch off, colors, they branch off. 524 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,406 - Yeah, yeah. - And it was-- 525 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,074 They came from you talking about how you wanted-- 526 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,451 ultimately, you know, you don't know 527 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,744 whether or not you're gonna settle down there, 528 00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,454 but you- you want to go and see the world. 529 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:10,913 Somewhere else, yeah, yeah. 530 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,415 So that's what--that's what this will remind you of. 531 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,083 - You know? - Different branches. 532 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,170 Yeah, but also, no matter which way you branch off, 533 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,130 never forget where... 534 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,631 - Wow. - Hmm. 535 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,550 My friend. 536 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,052 - So beautiful. - That is really-- 537 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,428 - Thank you so much. - It's pretty. 538 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,263 Isn't that awesome? 539 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:31,434 ♪ I spend her love Until she's broke inside ♪ 540 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,021 ♪ The story of my life ♪ 541 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,106 - Strange experience as well. - A unique experience. 542 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,941 Yeah, just also very personal. 543 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,444 It felt like going to therapy a little bit. 544 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,987 - Yeah. - But, uh, very, very honored. 545 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,531 Yeah. Yeah. Really, thank you so much. 546 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,824 Thank you for the opportunity 547 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,034 to be able to share our culture with you. 548 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,452 - Yeah. - No, no, it's been an honor. 549 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:50,953 Thank you for sharing your culture with us, 550 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,163 and I wish we could-- I wish we could keep them. 551 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,123 You can if you want to. You can come back. 552 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,958 Have we got time? All right. 553 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,087 ♪ Story of my life ♪ 554 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,094 That really was such a profound experience. 555 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,637 I just didn't expect it to be that moving. 556 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:08,971 Oh, it was really moving. 557 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,598 But we--we have to switch gears 558 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,308 and head back to the marae. 559 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:13,976 They have some wakas ready for us. 560 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,645 Wow. The original wakas 561 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,772 were such a huge part of Maori life. 562 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,899 They made them out of trees, used them for everything, 563 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,319 from traveling to fishing to carrying men into battle. 564 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,655 Yes, but today they're gonna carry us. 565 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,156 The modern waka is all about racing, 566 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,866 and that's what you and I are gonna do. 567 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,493 W-why do you make it sound like that? 568 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,994 That sounded so weird. 569 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,287 Why does it have to be a competition? 570 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,413 But it always is, my friend. 571 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:35,456 It always is. 572 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,001 - Kia ora, you two. - Kia ora. 573 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,170 - Thank you. 574 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,006 And waka is all about getting from one place to another. 575 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:47,802 Also having a good--good time, as well as having a good race. 576 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,011 - Mm. - If you'll grab your one. 577 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:50,429 Oh, thank you. 578 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,933 - So this is a- a two-person? - Yes. Yes, it is. 579 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,310 But when they were used for fighting as well... 580 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:57,645 - Yep. - ...back in the day, 581 00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,105 they would have been really huge. 582 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,940 They were the quicker way to get to the place, yes. 583 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,233 They were, I mean, sometimes up to 100? 584 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,860 Yep. 585 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:05,361 What kind of speed could they get up to? 586 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,737 See the motor one, that thing over there? 587 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:07,864 - Yeah. - Hmm. 588 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,365 Go faster than that motor. 589 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:10,366 - Really? - No. 590 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,704 Totally, totally fell for it. 591 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,581 Totally fell for it. 592 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,291 - But it'll do about five K. - Five knots? 593 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,917 - Mm. - That's pretty fast. 594 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,252 I guess--but this is, uh--this is obviously 595 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,462 a much more peaceful-- a peaceful one. 596 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,381 But as much as I would like to... 597 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,841 to paddle with you, I think, uh-- 598 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,926 I think we should go up against each other. 599 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,219 You're so into it, aren't you? 600 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,221 Yes. See you on the finish line. 601 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,431 Oh, it's so tiring. 602 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,894 All right, watch this thing sink. 603 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,729 You're all right. Awesome. 604 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:43,024 Let's do this! 605 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:46,736 Before you both go out for your race, we always have a karakia, 606 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,070 - or--or a prayer. - Mm-hmm. 607 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,072 Make sure that you have a safe journey. 608 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,466 Okay. 609 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:09,967 See you later, guys. 610 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,260 Whoo. 611 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,642 - We just won. - And stop paddling. 612 00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:21,812 Yeah, okay, cool. 613 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,147 We're just practicing. 614 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:26,484 Eight, nine... 615 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,070 Oh, oh, so it's nine and then over. 616 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,405 Yes, loser! 617 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,698 Ah, here they come. 618 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,409 Ah, our enemies. 619 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:38,120 But I'm not your enemy, Sam. 620 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:40,998 It's just a friendly race, just very friendly. 621 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,836 Go. 622 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:01,185 Nice. 623 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,480 Yes! 624 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:06,315 Yes, McTavish! 625 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,069 Eat dust! 626 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:13,030 - Hup! One more. - Or eat my water. 627 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,491 Huh? Now you're swimming home, McTavish! 628 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,664 Oh. 629 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:22,999 Whoo! 630 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:24,292 Ah! 631 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,835 You're rubbish! 632 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,670 Oh! 633 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,508 Beautiful. 634 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,385 Come on! 635 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,513 - Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you, sir. 636 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,515 As well congratulations, Sam. I'm- I'm so happy. 637 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,225 - Well done. - Thank you. 638 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,601 Thank you for helping me win. 639 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,145 Thank you. Thank you so much, man. 640 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,521 Thank you so much. 641 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,784 This has been an amazing leg of the journey, 642 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,786 really very memorable. 643 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,873 Being invited into the- the marae and being sort of greeted. 644 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,542 Yeah, yeah, that was very special, actually. 645 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,461 To stand there and to be greeted 646 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,421 by--by these warriors and then to be invited in. 647 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:12,256 And it was great to be able to share our culture 648 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,549 - with them as well. - Yes, absolutely. 649 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,885 - Singing was, uh... - Not very good. 650 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,678 The thing is you--you meant it. 651 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:18,637 - I did. - You meant it. 652 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,097 I did, actually, yeah. 653 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,807 And then--and then the fighting technique and-- 654 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,309 Yeah, yeah, the haka. 655 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,561 - The haka. - The poi. 656 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:27,271 - The poi. - Poi is not probably... 657 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,397 - It wasn't my strong point. - No. 658 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:29,648 You were quite good, actually. 659 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,192 I don't think we should do that again. 660 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,568 Why are you wearing your towel again? 661 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:33,944 Oh, that's right, because you fell in. 662 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,404 - Because I got in. - Fell. You fell in. 663 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,073 - I got in. - Getting in implies 664 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:38,783 that you just climbed out of the--of the waka. 665 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:39,909 I got in. 666 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,495 - Anyway, cheers. - Cheers. 667 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,372 Here's to a great, great leg to the journey. 668 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:46,624 What an amazing... 669 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,250 amazing end to an amazing journey. 670 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,086 Really, one of my-- one of my favorite parts 671 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,630 of the entire experience so far. 672 00:27:52,797 --> 00:27:55,091 And, obviously, beating you at this was great, too. 673 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:57,968 Oh, God, you just had to say it. 674 00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,137 How are you finding driving in a kilt, by the way? 675 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,931 It's like riding a horse in a kilt--it's good. 676 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:03,265 Is it? 677 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,600 I do tend to spread a little more. 678 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,769 I-I've got to say, I'm-- I'm not entirely convinced. 679 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,104 Why? 680 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,439 Because the pleats sort of create 681 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,983 - this kind of bit of a lump. - No, I like that. 682 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:13,984 What has happened? 683 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,569 - You've changed. - No. 684 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,655 Would you rather be in, like, swimwear or something? 685 00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:19,782 No. I like this kilt, though. This is nice. 686 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:22,118 Your sporran is so-- it's so hairy... 687 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,619 Thank you. 688 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:25,121 ...that it's practically driving the camper. 689 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,288 - Oh, oh. - It is. 690 00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,165 You guys are going the wrong way.